The Sevan Podcast - SUPER LIVE CALL IN SHOW

Episode Date: November 2, 2024

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Hi babe. God damn, me too. Hey, so here's the deal. I'm supposed to pick Greg up from the airport at, maybe. Oh, that's right. But I don't know what's going on. I don't know if he.'t know what's going on. I don't know if he. What?

There's some complications. So, I called him. When he calls me, I'll answer and I'll keep you posted. But I do want to go to the skate park with the boys. But let me, let me just, I'll figure it out in the next 30 minutes. Okay. Okay. Just let me know.

All right. I love you. Okay. Love you. Bye. Bye. Bye. All right. Fuck. All you. Bye. Bye. Bye. All right Someone sent me a where is that someone sent me?

Something saying that Trump some ladies come out that Trump diddled in 1993. Where is that? Wanted to uh, where's that? Where's the trump diddler? uh Where is that um Is it on my instagram I get I get let me see uh, maybe i'll just look for the news story, uh trump News Grope, I think I think it was he was accused of groping a woman in 1993. Oh, the Daily B 6'1 beauty queen accuses Trump of grabbing her body everywhere. I don't even know.

This is a reliable news source. Yet another woman has come forward. Yet another. To accuse Donald Trump of groping or bringing the total number of sexual misconduct allegations to the GOP candidate up to 28. On video, we've watched Biden have 28. What the fuck are they? We have video footage. Speaking to the Daily Mail, Swiss former beauty pageant, Beatrice Cuell said the Trump jumped on her when she

met him in 1993. Listen if he jumped on you you'd be fucking dead. She was runner up to Miss Switzerland participated in Miss Europe in 1992 she told the mail she evidently put her on Trump's radar the new businessman offered her an all expenses paid trip to New York in the New Jersey for Donald Trump America dream pageant November of the following year She recalled during an event at the Plaza Hotel in Manhattan cool told the mail Trump approached her We talked for a long we talked for so long that everybody was staring at as she said a good 10 minutes if not 15 Oh, yeah, that's a long time. I couldn't believe he was so fond of me

later Later one of Trump's employees came up to her and said Trump wanted a private meeting I couldn't believe he was so fond of me. Later Later one of Trump's employees came up to her and said Trump wanted a private meeting As the mail puts it cool agreed and accompanied him to one of the big suites upstairs She said she thought he just wanted to talk but as soon as she entered the room She continued he jumped on me. I just had time to run to turn. I was not prepared I tried to do what I could to get rid of him He kissed me on the lips and on the neck. He tried to lift my dress, she added.

He was grabbing and touching my body everywhere he could. Kuh believes her height, she believes her height six one was the only thing that allowed her to escape Trump's grasp. She said she deescalated the situation by asking if they could talk first, at which point Trump allegedly reverted to his best behavior. Wait a second, so a guy tried to kiss you and lift up your dress and you said,

can we talk first? And he went on to his best behavior. They proceeded to chat for the next half hour, she said, during which Trump offered to help bring her to the US as a student. He asked me to agree to see him again. I said yes, because I didn't want to be in trouble. He asked me if I'm mad. I said no. I had to find something diplomatic. She said it was the beginning of the pageant and I had an entire week to stay there.

I was in a foreign country. I was scared. I could not go home. I could not come back. could not come back. She provided a her dress which had President Trump's semen stains on it. Oh no no that was Bill Clinton. Sorry I got my presidents messed up. That was Bill Clinton who had the semen stain. Listen this this article goes on to say Trump denied the allegations unequivocally false just as he denied others he faced up to, and including those of writer E. Jean Carroll, whose sexual assault complaints against Trump in New York court has twice found credible. Do you guys know who E. Jean Carroll is? She's the girl who accused Trump of sexually assaulting her. I think it was in a dressing room,

which matches the exact and identical accusations of what happened in an LA law episode prior to her making those accusations. And the chick's bat shit crazy. I'm not saying that to disparage her. She's bat shit crazy. I'm not saying that to disparager. She's bat shit crazy. She's like You know, she's a complete blue hair. It's fucking nuts. Is this a no comment show? What do you mean? Fuck you. How about that? I Don't I don't really know what's going on. We were supposed to have a guest today and he's in the military and he got called up to do something and

So we will be rescheduling him It's gonna be a crate that sure it's gonna be a crazy show and he's in the military and he got called up to do something and So we will be rescheduling him It's gonna be a crate that show it's gonna be a crazy show and then so then my kids so basically I got up early Thinking the show is at 7 not paying attention to the 200 times Susa told me it had been moved to 8 and so then not I went on at 8 and then I'm like thinking to myself. shit maybe I should just I should just do a half hour show and take my kids skating so I don't know I saw a comment up here. What was someone saying? Augustus think miss Brandon is fully crashing out

When I spoke to her yesterday on the phone she FaceTimed me I was in my minivan with the boys We had a very brief conversation We had a very brief conversation. She was trying to unfuck some of the discussion that I had with Taylor Self the day before. And she called a few of my, or at least one of my other colleagues. You know, the thing is is I realized something last night My my priorities are so different than most people's I mean not most you in the chat I think I have the same priorities as me Dude damn, but Danielle Brandon is not voting for Kamala. She's voting for Trump.

I'm telling you. Oh, she called you three times too? Jesus. Holy cow. Yeah, maybe she is. I don't know what it means to crash out, but maybe she is crashing out. The thing is, I was thinking last night, I went trick or treating with the boys and I was thinking of the priorities of things on my life the things I prioritize and like the fact that my I wanted to make sure my boys flashlights had batteries and that's like such a more high priority for me.

But for what whatever's going on in her life is so real to her. And I thought, you know, when you have kids the the bar of like safety shit like The the bar of relativity of what's important and not important really changes compared to the general public, right? So like You could Your dog could die your dog could die Your favorite tree in your yard could die, you could have crashed your car, you could get fired, you could find out one of your parents died. I mean, it's just all this bad shit can happen. But then if on this whole other end, you put that your child's healthy and no one's diddled

your kid all that other shit like does not like does not matter like like i wish i could draw it to scale and then there's like nothing in between that so soon as i um mr dragon how are you good to see you buddy our only ladies and gentlemen our only camel of odor Our only ladies and gentlemen our only camel of odor Right is that true tell me mr. Dragon be honest You're welcome here. This is a safe space for all camel of odors. Oh crashed out means to go insane or do something stupid via urban dictionary Yeah, you know what's weird is my dog died and I didn't really think it was a big deal. I was in the car with it for seven hours.

It was in my wife's lap and we handed it back and forth when she had to get out to go to the bathroom or when we punked gas. Maybe I teared up a little bit, but when I got home and I had to dig the hole and bury it, I cried like a motherfucker. Dude, Mr. Dragon, you better care if you're from the uk you better care mr lang hi mr lang i'll give you uh on tuesday's show um i will definitely uh send you a link um

Oh, okay. Okay, okay. I am going to take the boys skating in Sunnyvale then. Hey, so if you're in the UK, it's 4 p.m. for you. Okay. Well, that's nice, it's 4pm for you. Okay. That's nice. It's good to have you here. Yeah, that atta boy.

Atta boy. Go Trump. That's what I like to hear. Brandon Waddell, digging the hole in the yard is hard, but covering them up with dirt is harder. Yeah, that part was hard That part I started likes like cross like sobbing to where like I couldn't see like snot was coming out of my nose That was weird That that part was weird. You're right digging the hole and bearing them that but that was the weird part. I

Am I am Yes, I spoke to Danielle we tried about about some stuff she she had some stuff she wanted to share with me Regarding the details of what? Mr. Self and I were talking about and then I asked her why she doesn't come on the show. I go. Hey what happened? Why don't you come on the show and she I think I'm paraphrasing and I could be wrong and I apologize Danielle, but I think she said she doesn't respect me Because I disrespected Rad I think I think that's why I disrespected something that she really respects respects, which is rad and therefore

She doesn't come on the show. I Was like, okay So I was like, OK. So there's that. I don't really do the respect game. That's not one of my metrics, respect and disrespect. So many people have not respected me in my life that it's like, I was like, all right, I'm not going to use that as a metric. I did work with a ton of military guys, a ton, when I worked at CrossFit. And respect is really important to

them. And I saw the fact that their need to be respected was kind of, was their Achilles heel. Like it was their total weakness. So I was pretty glad that I had figured that out early on in life, that that wasn't a metric that I was going to use, respect or disrespect. like I was always going to try to respect people but if someone didn't respect me I wasn't like gonna hold that against them or like make it like a Anything that affected me I was like no I'm not doing that came no one respects me Jesus Christ If respect is my thing, I would you know what I mean? I would be so vulnerable so I am Yeah, oh Jake Chapman I respect all all the five foot Armenian men I know.

Well that's cool. I think she blocked all of the Seve followers. I have other reports that she's not coming on the show for other reasons too. Who knows. But my feeling was this. Here's the thing. I thought she enjoyed tussling and that none of this was a big deal to her and it was just all fun and games.

But I don't think it is. Like somehow I think it's gotten into her... You know what I mean? Like for her, it's like the equivalent of like her kid got diddled. Like I think she's shooken. Shooken? Shaken? Shooken?

I think she got shook a little. And like I can't even fathom that, right? Super hot, super fit, super fun, appears to be fun on IG, cool. I mean from from the outside, it looks like she has the, like, you know what I mean? Like, all this stuff would just be noise and, like, stuff for her to, like, dip down and play with and then pull back up and ascend into the heavens where the goddesses hang out. But I guess it's not like that for her. So... So, yeah, so, you know, I was, when I was, I went to Europe, I don't know, the first time I went to Europe, I went to Germany.

And I was there with a friend, and we met his family members who live there. And I was like, I don't know 20 years old or something and We went they took us out to breakfast and we just got off the plane and I was in my nice clothes pair of khakis and a button-up shirt and they took us out to breakfast and I ordered a hard-boiled egg and The hard-boiled egg they're like, hey you eat the hard-boiled egg like this You eat it with a spoon in Germany and I was like, oh, that's trippy They're like hey you eat the hard-boiled egg like this you eat it with a spoon in Germany, and I was like oh That's trippy so I hit the hard-boiled egg And I and when I hit it the yolk flew out on my shirt and everyone started laughing

and I was so fucking angry I Was like so pissed and I I was like so pissed. And I found out that in Germany, hard boiled egg doesn't mean it's hard boiled. They put it in this little, it's like a stand that holds just an egg perfectly and the egg sits in it upright and then you eat it with a spoon and it's still soft.

And in hindsight, like that's where I was at in life. Like now that shit would, yeah, they're laughing at me. I don't know if it was they're laughing at me. I think I was upset because I cared about my presentation and I had egg all over my clothes. It could have been they were I don't think I cared if they laughed at me. At that point, I had accepted that I wanted to be funny. Oh, it's called a soft-boiled egg. Whatever

But like now that would never phase me in fucking a hundred million fucking years Like a bird could shit on me now and I would go like that and taste it to make my kids laugh Like I don't give a fuck and so I have to remember that there's other people who are like I I there was a point in my life when I was like fragile like that and I have to just remember like I've come to a place like just imagine if the only thing I care about is that my kids are safe then it's like I mean it's so hard to fucking phase me at all. So, I've been reflecting on that today as I think of what Danielle's going through. Like, just how easy my, yeah, all that part of Sevan is gone, you know what I mean? So I realize that I need to, I at least need to be aware that there's other people still in that space existing.

That level of consciousness is probably the vast majority of people. Sevan, did you know that in the eighth grade Hunter McIntyre caught sniffing the toilet paper after he wiped this kid's name Brandon saw it and told the whole school? Wow. I've never done that but I could see myself doing that. It's not, I don't think it's a victim mindset. V and D. V. V is in Victor. N is in, N is in, uh oh. Uh oh. V is in Victor. N is in Nathaniel Nigeria these in Victor and is in Nigeria D is in dick K is in K is in KKK and eight the number eight comm VND k.com I don't think it's it's just that um your identity is so fucking big like you use so much energy to preserve a certain kind of identity Or self-image you don't even it's a self-image

And at some point in your life. Well first of all there's never any happiness there. Just so you know And it just makes you so vulnerable it's like it's like trying to protect It's like trying to protect. It's just trying to protect too much landmass. Sevan, did you see that your BMX friend was hanging out with Miss Horvat, the fittest woman? No, no, I guess not fittest woman in the world. I think Cuck's with a C, Teresa. Cuck is not K-U-C-K, I think. So anyway, so I don't even know if I want to. I don't know if I probably shouldn't

even I should probably just stick to talking about nice titties and dudes with great shoulders and James Sprague looking like Magnum P.I. A straight version of Magnum P.I. And I should probably like take her out of the... You know what I mean? Like she probably doesn't belong in the... I probably shouldn't do any more material honor. You know what I mean? Probably I mean just out of out of uh, what's the word respect the word I don't believe in Just out of respect I don't know. I don't I don't know. I don't know.

Uh, Dixon's side or seve's going soft. I don't know if I'm going soft. Um I don't know Uh, the great Brent Fikowski. I don't even know what that means. He writes, let me tell you what he writes here. I'm I I want to play with people. I don't want to ass-pound people. Like I had no idea she was gonna go into a tailspin. I'm not... You know what I mean? I don't want to...

Yeah, she isn't handle... she isn't handling it. Just leave her alone. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like... Like I would make fun of like if... like I would make fun of Heidi's Halloween costume I wouldn't make fun of one of my son's Halloween costumes. Although my son have my sons have such crazy high emotional IQ It's fucking nuts There they're so rooted and Who they are right now that it's really hard to disturb them. Brent Fikowski, after 12 years in competing in the sport,

the 2024 Rogan computational will be my last competition. It's been a tough decision knowing I'm still at my best and improving, but the excitement for a new set of challenges far outweighs any sadness I have saying goodbye to this chapter of my life. The level of focus I gave while competing I can now put into what is setting my soul on fire improving the sport via the Professional Fitness Association, which competes with the Professional Fitness Athlete Group, PFAG, to help the next generation have it even better than I did.

Don't expect me to give anything less than 100% next week at the Rogue Invitational. I plan to go out with a bang. Oh, he goes on here. But more importantly, I would like to tell you that I could have not done any of this without the creation of CrossFit by Greg Glassman. What Greg Glassman has done by creating CrossFit as the cure for the world's most vexing problem and let me participate at the tip of the spear as the fittest human beings with the fittest human beings alive has been nothing but an honor and a privilege to be involved in something that has had such a global impact on helping so many people save their lives and cure people of chronic disease and give people more days on

planet Earth with their kids and their loved ones I cannot thank you enough greg and crossfit I'm sorry that I left on a bad note and that i'm having this pressure against Dave castor the creator of the games because without him I would have nothing Love brent wow Holy shit I cannot believe how thoughtful that is I had bre Brent all wrong. Oh my God.

Oh, it goes on. Sorry. There's more. There's more. Sorry. There's more. To the 10,000 affiliates remaining on planet earth, I will also do everything in my power to make you successful, to help you increase your earnings earnings and to be a great representative of the sport. I know without

the CrossFit affiliates that the sport would be nothing today and it would have been nothing in the past. Thank you and I plan on signing up to becoming a CrossFit affiliate member and possibly an owner in the very near your future. Holy shit. Holy shit. Wow. I had you all wrong, Brent. I thought you were a self serving fucking piece of shit. I am so I'm wow. He this guy may even be straight. He may even like girls. I may have had him totally wrong. I thought he was a narcissistic homosexual. Oh, that's crazy. That is fucking nuts. I apologize. I him totally wrong. I thought he was a narcissistic homosexual. Oh, that's crazy That is fucking nuts. I I apologize. I want to apologize. Um I want to apologize to uh brent and uh, all of canada for my um total, uh

Total misunderstanding of who you are. Sorry brother. Yeah And and and I also want to say that you do have a nicer body than Brandon like it I was I was wrong. Wow You know me so well, I'm really tired Besides my kids the second best thing I love in life is a beautiful set of tits. And I'm watching Dexter and Quinn, one of the cops, is banging this reporter. And God, I just don't, I'm just not into skinny chicks so much. But man, this chick has the nicest little titties.

It's crazy. It's fucking, it's just nuts. It's so cool. cool titties are so great. I love women you guys are so What a wonderful what a wonderful that's the only proof that there's God That that he made a a flower that as a man I can deepen so deeply I can cry with a man I can deepen so deeply. I can cry with you, I can ejaculate with you, I can have aspirations with you,

I can think of the future, the past, we can make kids together. I mean, what a blessing. The human female form programming me perfectly to appreciate the the female form the female body What what a what a what a blessed program I have to not be one of those people that is offended by program I have to not be one of those people that is offended by vagina or breasts or any part of the female form. Just absolute love for it.

Yeah, but just be balls deep in it. Just want to gobble it all up. Yeah, I can deepen. Thank you, Heidi. I don't think there should be a question right there. I can deepen so deeply with the female form and female intellect. What a treasure my programming is and then also to have that creature in abundance on the planet. And then after indulging in the abundance to bond with one female, that is my wife, and really appreciate it in its fullest, bottomless depth. You just realize at some point you just can't get close enough to it.

Oh yeah, basically a normal human male. Yeah, thank you. Men give me the ick. Yeah, you guys got it fucked up. Yeah. You guys got the raw end of the deal. What can I say? Yes, did you steal any candy from the boys? Um, you know what happened is two days before I went to the candy store in town and I bought a bag of black licorice and I ate it and I have not felt really I've not felt good in like two days from eating all that black licorice. So yesterday one of my boys did give me a Reese's peanut butter cup and I just threw it away. I did not eat it. That was kind of hard, but um,

So, I Would I would Much I mean that that's how great women are I I would I would trade a thousand Reese's peanut butter cups to watch my wife do the dishes wearing a harmonium attire Maybe by the white licorice, I don't all the black licorice is so

Yeah, black licorice is gayest candy ever no yeah, well I Like black licorice because I don't like it. Do you know what I mean? It's so weird and it's crazy because I gave my kid a piece and he's like, oh this is so weird. He's like, I like it but it's so weird and I was like, yeah. Yeah, I love women so much. It's crazy. The shitty part is that so many of them are crazy. That's the that's the shitty part. But whatever, what are you gonna do? I'm not being, they just are. Oh, you don't like black licorice? Maybe it's that Asian palette. Oh, that's a cool outfit on you, Judy. You look great in that. Holy shit.

Look at you, girl. Oh, nice. Wow. I'm throwing out candy makes me feel powerful. Like I'm saving the planet. Yeah, I get that. I get that. No, the show's over.

I'm going. I'm leaving in one minute. I'll do a show tonight when I come back or something. Yeah, no one likes black licorice, I agree, but I just still love it. I love all things black. That's fair. Trying to think.

I wear a lot of black. I drive a black car. I have a black cock. Pretty cool. My cup is black. When does Kyl Taylor... Oh, so we got a sponsor. Thank you very much. I'm not sure who it is. About $1,000 tomorrow, 8am. I'm gonna come back on tonight. I'm gonna hang out with you guys tonight. I want to. If you guys want to. Oh, An,000 tomorrow 8 a.m. I'm gonna come back on tonight. I'm gonna hang out with you guys

tonight. I want to. If you guys want to. Oh, anise. Anise candy. Yeah. And I love anise too. When I was a kid, what's it called? Fentanyl? No. What's the name of that plant? The anise plant? Fentanyl? Fentanyl? Fentanyl. I love that. When I was a kid, when I would walk to school, there were so many Fentanyl plants. And the new shoots are so good I would walk to school, there were so many fennel plants and the new shoots are so good. I used to always pick them off and eat them. They were so good. Shit, it's 8.30.

All right. Love you guys. I'll see you guys later on today. Get something scheduled. I apologize for the short show. Love you guys. CrossFit Games Update Show tonight maybe? Maybe. What I wanted to do is I wanted to get, I wanted to get like three or four people on the show who have had conversations with Danielle in

the last like three or four days and compare notes but I don't think that's a good idea. I mean she told me I could, I said hey afterwards she was like hey so you need to clear the air and I said is it okay if I tell people That you called me and talked to him about what we talked about and she goes yes, please do it or something like that But I'm starting to think that maybe it's better. I just leave her alone. I Don't think she I I don't think she wants to I it's just because it's not it's it's like this it's like if one of my kids uh legos falls off the top shelf and breaks into a thousand pieces and I think it's funny as shit but he's fucking pissed right we're not even on the same like I'm like wow that was amazing or

it's like it's like this it's like when I see a great set of tits and I'm like, wow, that was amazing. Or it's like, it's like this. It's like when I see a great set of tits and I'm like, wow, look at those tits. And then someone else thinks it's offensive. It's like I have this appreciation for female form or other people like, I don't know what story they're spinning around girls, but I think they hate girls or they hate the female form or they hate their own bodies or something. But I'm just not on the same planet as them. I don't know. I don't know. And so I don't think I'm on the same planet as Danielle.

She blackmailed you. I wish she did blackmail me. Whatever that means. So, but we're on, we're just just on different you know what I mean? Like I have a different I have a different I'm in a different place in my life. I'm I'm I mean I'm just fucking more enlightened than she is. Alright love you guys talk to you soon. Bye bye.