The Sevan Podcast - Taylor Quits Workout #3

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Starting point is 00:01:03 great. I'm not on any at the moment. Why not? Did you run out? Mm, I don't really have a need for them at the moment. I'm trying to like, I've also dropped my testosterone dose to like 100. Oh, really? Is my voice OK?

Starting point is 00:01:15 I'm eating pickles. Yeah, your voice is good. It's fine. Join without microphone. Join. Can I eat this pickle? I'm trying to join StreamYard. I can wait.

Starting point is 00:01:24 Enter without mic and cam. The browser has blocked your mic in your camera. I can wait That's fine Pickles didn't get here soon enough. I instacarted these pickles. Oh, I don't even see our pictures on there. Oh Oh, I'm not on the right count. That's why Taylor what are you doing? I go stream yard doc. Oh, stream yard stream. Taylor quits workout. Uh, number three, that's the name of the video.

Starting point is 00:01:55 Yeah. Yeah. That was wild. I couldn't believe you did that. And that was a trip, right? Enter studio. Uh, Colton's coming and, uh, Taylor's coming. They competed in the NorCal classic. Colton's also coming nice. I think so He was eating steaks. He said he was gonna come

Starting point is 00:02:11 What do you think this is this shows bad for Colton's reputation? Oh It's there couldn't be anything worse There you go Everyone Stephen for is looking forward to meeting you tomorrow. Yeah. You want one? Uh, what happened to Taylor? Well, he'll tell you in a minute. He's going to pee. Did you just pee?

Starting point is 00:02:33 Uh, pull boy. He did not quit. Well, he kind of quit. No, the title of the show is, uh, Taylor quits, um, workout three. I'd say you quit. Uh, damn it. Thought Danny was going to be a guest. Hey, does anyone want to just fight and just get their fucking butthole punched in right now? How is that going to happen? Just go ahead and say something stupid. Like one of you guys who are in the, in the, one of the trolls who are in the, um, uh, on the thread, like, have you read Lucas letter?

Starting point is 00:03:14 You retards, not Janelle Winston. She's not a retard. Me. Rory Marlow. What's up? I hope you're not the Marlow. That's a fucking troll. Is Greg going to swing by? That's a great question. Greg might swing by. I like this.

Starting point is 00:03:27 See, paper street coffee. I love it when Colton comes. It doesn't do it backwards. Okay. The P F Kylie Greenlee, the PFAA called. So are we going to talk about. The P F.

Starting point is 00:03:40 The P F. The P F. The P F. The P F. The P F. The P F. The P F. The P F. The P F Kylie Greenlee, the PFAA called. So are we going to talk about, let's talk about, let's just, why did you quit workout three? I guess I kind of did quit workout three. Oh, it was a three minute time cap.

Starting point is 00:04:01 There were 30 seconds left. Do you want to pull that table closer to you without pulling his computer off the dude? Do you have to be a dick? Me? Yeah. No, I'm hooking you up. I'm trying to like, so you can put your feet up. I scoot.

Starting point is 00:04:14 You can scoot this. Apologize. Apologize. Yeah. Apologize for that. Apologize to you? Yeah. No fucking way.

Starting point is 00:04:22 Do you write a letter, write a letter and post it. You fucking. Such a fucking queef. What's a queef? way, dude. Write a letter, write a letter and post it. You fucking... You're such a fucking queef. What's a queef? A queef is a pussy fart. What's a pussy? Mike Alpin. Mike Alpin's called a queef. Holy shit. Okay, sorry. So this is what happened. Uh, there's a three minute time cap Uh, I was in the last 30 foot segment of backward handstand walk And I like that's functional fitness, right and I like touched I Fucking stepped one back and my finger was on the line and I got a no rep

Starting point is 00:04:59 It was a correct no rep without a doubt. I was so fucking pissed because I looked up at the clock There's 15 seconds left. There's no way I'm attempting it again. I turn around. I'm seeing red, my fucking Yeti water bottle staying there and I fucking booted as hard as I could. It hit this fucking pylon and ricocheted. Like I kicked it in this direction and my wife and this lady holding her baby are right here. It hits the pylon and ricochets and this lady goes, whoosh, and it like fucking bounces off her hand. It almost took her fucking I put my hands on my head. Yeah. Her name, dude, she's awesome. She's in charge of partnerships for NorCal. And I had talked to her. She's super cool. She's the lady that got the prize money. You almost killed her kid. Dude, I put my hands on my head.

Starting point is 00:05:33 I put my hands on my head. I put my hands on my head. I put my hands on my head. I put my hands on my head. I put my hands on my head. I put my hands on my head. I put my hands on my head. I put my hands on my money. You almost killed her kid. Dude. I put my hands on my head and I was like, Oh my God, I can't believe I just did that. I knew when I was doing it, I was like, you shouldn't be doing this right now. Uh, like as I was swinging my leg to kick the bottle. And so I walked over and I was like, I'm so sorry. They're both like, keep going, keep going. I'm like, no, there's 10 seconds left. I'm not going

Starting point is 00:06:03 to attempt it again. Even if I hadn't to kick the water bottle, I kicked the water bottle because I knew the workout was over for me. So I go, you know what I mean? Colton, like there's 15 seconds left. I'm just like, what am I going to do? Nothing. So I'm like, I'm sorry. Is that why your toe, your little toes all crooked up on top of your other toes? Yeah, dude. I, it's cause I kick water bottles. That's why my feet are disgusting, dude. kick water bottles. That's why your feet are disgusting. Dude, you have nice feet.

Starting point is 00:06:26 Dude, Hiller's so mad at me right now. He'll just take a shot. Oh God, we broke the circle of trust. We broke the circle of trust today. Have you seen the bottoms of your feet? Yeah. They're dirty. They're bro. And green. Okay. What's wrong with being brown? Well, your feet are brown. Oh, shit, canceled.

Starting point is 00:06:49 Oh my God. That white fucker. Wow. Look at that white fucker he said. Jesus, we're talking about my workout, dude, chill. I wanna ask Colton a question. It's literally all about me. There's no other stain on the bottom of that foot.

Starting point is 00:07:04 Colton, what do you think about that behavior from the semi-finals competitor, Taylor Self? I think the PFA needs to step in and get rid of these bouncy rigs that are there. And water balls are just bouncing off them like crazy. You think the pylon was misplaced. You don't think it's Taylor's fault at all. No, no, no. I think the universe is, that's the way of telling Taylor. He has to hold himself to a higher standard because he kicked the bottle in a direction with nobody over there. Then he almost hit a mother nursing her baby. She was nursing? I don't think she was.

Starting point is 00:07:39 The prize money lady. The prize money baby for sure. And it was wrapped up in a blanket, but I kicked my water bottle in a direction where there was literally no one. I felt so terrible, but really the biggest thing is I was ashamed that like, I just kicked a water bottle out of frustration. Like that's such a douche bag move. I just felt like it's a... It probably felt really good for a second though. It felt so good.

Starting point is 00:07:52 If you know what I mean, you know exactly what I mean. He didn't even get to enjoy it. When he says he walked over, I saw the footage. I was like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Starting point is 00:08:04 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so move. I just felt like it's a really good for a second It felt so good if you know what I you know exactly I didn't even get to enjoy it when he says he walked over I saw the footage he runs over to the lady, dude I did not get to enjoy that bit of like outlet that would have felt so good had nothing else gone wrong. I'm so pissed Anyways, I shouldn't have done that Ben Blair. I'm really sorry Jeanine. I'm so incredibly. Sorry. I shouldn't done done that. Uh, Ben Blair. I'm really sorry. Janine. I'm so incredibly sorry. I shouldn't have done that one. I just, yeah. I met that baby.

Starting point is 00:08:32 Yeah, dude. It's got beautiful eyes. I know. I know. Hey, wait, let's put some blame on her. Was that any place to put it? No, stop it. Seven place for this and this.

Starting point is 00:08:44 No, I won't listen. I won't listen. Everyone's responsible for their own. No, no. She was behind the barricade. Ben Blair, I listen. She stopped. Let me apologize. I shouldn't have acted like that. It was a bad look for them.

Starting point is 00:09:01 As a douchebag move and the something like I'll never do something like that again. Jeanine was not in this, in the area that was assigned for fans, for audience members. Yes, she was. She was in the dirt in the back, in the media area. Nope. She was in her spot. The whole thing is dirt.

Starting point is 00:09:17 That's true. And that's okay. That had me and Tudor Magda made up. No, you didn't. Yeah, we did. How I basically called him a gay wad and he, and he reposted it and laughed cry face. And then I said, are we cool now? I know I said, I said, uh, thanks for laughing at that dude.

Starting point is 00:09:36 And then he sent me a video of Joe Biden singing a rap song. And I said, are we cool now? And he goes, yes, bro. I said, cool. cool now? And he goes, yes, bro. I said, cool. Janine's here. So you guys are cool. We love. Yeah. Which makes me kind of happy, but I'm going to destroy him in the swim workout tomorrow. Um, helping would never quit David weed. That's true. Would never quit what? Sucking. Yeah., you put the workout whatever you would finish

Starting point is 00:10:08 Helping the last 10% kind of guy. I would say Would you rather would you rather perform the first first 90% of sucking a dick or the last 10%? Which is he 10% the last 10%%. Yeah. How do you opt out? He's probably both. He's like, I would just do it all. Okay. So Colton's in first place. Colton, did you kick any water bottles or throw any temper tantrums today? No, I just kicked ass, Savon. Good point. Oh, you took a sixth. What did you take in the second workout? I think fourth and then third on the handstand walk with eight, with eight reps.

Starting point is 00:10:54 No, I had nine Taylor had eight. Oh, okay. So you took a six. Did you say a fourth and a third? Yep. Who won the handstand walk? Do we know? Um, I don't know. Matt Rattay maybe or or

Starting point is 00:11:07 Is that the comedian? It was Keanu dude. Oh, wow. The dude who went to the hospital. Oh, yeah Hey when that guy comes back from the dead and he was finishing up his run and he looked like he was in a different dimension Me and Colton were walking up the beach and he was running down. So keep going. And he was like 200 meters from the finish and Taylor just looks over and goes, two miles left, let's go. And he looked like he was, there was like fucking-

Starting point is 00:11:34 Is that the dude who has two kids? No. There was like snot coming out of his mouth. It looked like he could barely keep himself upright. It looked like he was running with like a stroke. Like it was crazy. You know, have you seen the Hills have eyes? So they kind of like that one thing moves. He was running like this and I was like two miles to go,

Starting point is 00:11:50 buddy. You got this. And it's totally because you're such a dick. And then we look later and he's in the hospital and then he came back and then he came back and jizzed on everyone in that workshop. So you think the event was too hard you think that? Yeah, that was easy for me I think there's a lot of people who have not run that far and have not been trained in the heat and have not Done a far run at intensity and the trail the trails different for a lot of people You you don't have any way of judging how you should run unless you know that trails are unpredictable and you shouldn't just Blow your load because like there are guys who were pushing so early on that just like at the three mile mark

Starting point is 00:12:33 Fell to like 20th place like the guy who was in first Finished in 22nd and he was at first for the first three miles. Wow That's what Joe happened in Jeffrey. Yeah, that's what happened in Jeffrey Adler the clip that I'm sorry, dude. I did some, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 00:12:50 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 00:12:58 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I fucked up I shouldn't have that I'm sorry I did I'm sorry

Starting point is 00:13:10 That your emotions got a control my emotions are so out of control today So several ways just help but jump on huh? Well, I yeah, I hopped on a dick I shouldn't have got on I also kicked that water bottle It's just been a roller coaster of ridiculousness and you're getting beat by colton and Tutor yeah, that's what happens when you break the circle of trust. Geez. I deserve to be in third right now How about tomorrow? I'll earn my way back to maybe what happened if colton didn't sleep in a 95 degree bedroom. Oh dude, stop it Yesterday guys colton's upstairs and the ac is not working so good but he got a king sized bed in his own bathroom but it's 84 degrees in his room.

Starting point is 00:13:50 No joke. It's fucked up. And so I, and Hiller, someone proposed I give him my room. I was like sorry. I proposed it. I was like Samman you should switch with him. And Colton's sleeping upside down so his face is right under the fan. Are you going? I switched with him and cold and sleeping upside down so that his face is right under the fan. Are you still winning? You're still winning. You're still winning. You're still winning. Dude, God dang.

Starting point is 00:14:10 Is BFA approved on your bedroom, dude? No. Pat would throw a conniption right now if he was in that room. I can't do this. What did, what did, what did that sound is crazy. So they had 838 people. Okay. And, and we're six of them hospitalized

Starting point is 00:14:26 My dick looks so small right now. Sorry We're six of them six. Where you in that number for you the exercise er 20% off CrossFit 20 You can inject peptides right? Could you inject peptides in your penis? They will make it bigger just bigger or just more like, or just more robust? Like structurally? You put CJC 1295 right in your penis. Someone's done it.

Starting point is 00:14:48 It wouldn't really do much. Why not? Can I put lip filler in it? That would do more than CJC. Hey, I wonder if you use the exercise in conjunction with BPC 157. Oh, if they're like like heal the striations in the cells and they can fucking crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh fuck. All right. I'll try it People I know people in rehab who did that with fucking heroin see needles in their feet Yeah, 100% between everyone between their toes stopped working just I won't do let's get one of them Wearing your penis wearing your penis in the in the like tip

Starting point is 00:15:28 Well, it's different for everyone, but I have one big vein that goes across the center They stick it into their penis vein yeah, you have to go into the vein dude And you have to get a hard first because otherwise there's no vein there And you have to get a hard first because otherwise there's no vein there. Wow. I mean, sorry, I'm taking this show to a different level. Sure. Let's go back to CrossFit. What's wrong with penis?

Starting point is 00:15:52 Am I sure? Don't be dude. I was in rehab with a kid who would put his ankles behind his head, suck air into his butthole and fart on command. Oh, I had a buddy who could do that. Do that. He would do that every time we were in meditation. You would just hear

Starting point is 00:16:08 Do you remember a friend who would shoot ice cubes out of his butt? I had a buddy who would do that. No, that's crazy Really? Yeah, you guys circle You read it was right I gotta find this group of people You ever hear the pigs fart? Yeah. Do they actually make fart noises? Yeah. John second homo fart. Look at the comment from unknowable. What did it say? I hope it is watching for research. Fart sound. I hope it is watching for research.

Starting point is 00:16:58 Okay, so So he took a six, Colton took a six, a fourth, and a third, and you took a first? Eighth and a thirteenth. First, eighth, and a... Oh, wow, there were a lot of good handstand walkers, huh? No, I just sucked ass. Yeah. He was God awful. He was. Yeah. He was tied with two at third when him and tutor. This is why I got 13th because the tie break was how fast you finished your second handstand walk and I was not rushing because I was expected to finish. I probably should have just done. I don't know. I saw I look after the first know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:17:26 I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:17:34 I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:17:42 I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I mean, that must, you must've been doing pretty good. Yeah. What did you get? I just got like third or fourth. I just fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. And that's why I was pissing. Kick the water bottle. I didn't kick the water bottle because I thought the judge made a bad call. The judge made a perfect call. I was just furious. How close is fourth to what to you? Oh to me, yeah, because you got a target on your back fuck that dude fourth place If you think you're coming for me. Yeah, the guy's name is earl early

Starting point is 00:18:15 That's not his name. You're fucked bro. Earl early is his name If you think you're coming for me get fucked. Oh the ukrainian dudes in force take that veiny dildo that's in under the Car fucking sit on a couple times His name is something early. It's Sean early not Earl Might as well be Earl how many points does he have Hillary? 226 yeah, he's points to Taylor. Hey sucks Wow Wow Yeah, he sucks. Wow. Wow. So tomorrow you'll, we'll get there and you'll swim and then what happens after you get out of the water?

Starting point is 00:18:50 We'll do a 200 meter farmers carry and then we'll hoist the kettlebell over a fucking object 12 times and I'm gonna drop mine on one of my competitors. Wait, with wet hands? With wet hands you're gonna do that? No, I'm putting, uh, yeah, with wet hands. Hey, that rope's crazy. That rope has give it's like a last it's nylon. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to pull it, squeeze it between my butt cheeks and run backwards every time. And it's narrow and it's narrow. You gotta be seated, dude. How much is the farmers carrying? What's the weight?

Starting point is 00:19:19 50s. It's easy. 200 meters. I'm running with them. I'm going to sprint. You are? Yeah. I'm going to fucking sprint. I'm running with them. I'm gonna sprint you are yeah Can you hold them against your body no, dude, it's a farmer Gary you probably have to keep your elbows in extension Oh, how are they gonna tell you to do that? I can't tell you to do that what I don't have to put them down if I don't your elbows I don't have to keep my elbows an extension Then why don't I just fucking curl them and hold them in the front rack?

Starting point is 00:19:46 That's a phenomenal point. You might as well put them over your head at that point. Exactly. Or rest them on my shoulders. Run like a rhinoceros. Yeah. Is that the knowledge they make? It's a hippo.

Starting point is 00:19:54 Okay. So you're going to swim and then they're going to give you those weights. 200 meter swim, 200 meter carry, 12. So you're going to carry it up to the rig, up that hill. No, I think you swim, run up to the rig the rig grab your kettlebells carry it 100 out carry 100 back attach your kettlebells Pull them up 12 times. You said there were 50s not 53s 53s Oh, and you do it all at Bayside you see the email about rogue. It's a big deal. They're 24 kilogram, dude Oh who who?

Starting point is 00:20:23 Lena Lena rectum emailed fucking rogue and now she's tripping out Oh, did you see what she posted? Don't even bring that up right now. We're talking about our workouts Are you fucking hold on? I want to talk about holding pulling the rope, but this chick This chick this chick lena rectum the yeah lena rectum rectum lena rectum richer she She made a post saying that basically thanks for thanks for responding to me or shout out to rogue I emailed and IG'd you and you didn't respond how do I get a 15 kilogram bar up to 35 pounds doesn't it say that you can use a 15 kilogram 35 35 pound bar? It says, but you, or, but either way,

Starting point is 00:21:08 why would you email them? Why wouldn't you just put a pound and a half on each side and why would you call Bill and Katie out for that? They don't owe you shit. That's what I mean. Is this Lena Richtum girl a good, uh, is it, is she a good athlete? She's the same chick who put out the thing about, we're games athletes too. I'm really mad when people say teams athletes aren't games athletes. Oh Jesus.

Starting point is 00:21:33 She's part of the professional, no, she's part of the professional complainers group in the bucket. Yeah, and they're not games athletes. Here's the thing, if you feel me out to say on your profile games athlete when you're a team athlete and not specify team but you believe that team athletes are the same as individuals then you wouldn't feel some type of way about specifying that your team athlete you're leaving that out because you do feel that it's different than individual does she have that can you someone look on Lena rectums I don't know if she does but look at her Instagram account does the Will will cross be games will more ad could be as a masters

Starting point is 00:22:30 Could beat anyone on the team and a 10 event hopper. Yeah, we're kind of a god Wow man It really is just a group of fucking complainers I you know what I picture when I see these guys I picture them as monkeys in a cage and all they can do is Throw shit. They have the intellectual capacity of monkeys and all they can do is fucking complain. Why wouldn't she just put hey I'm a athlete and I need help figuring out to get how to get my 32 pound bar to a 35 pound bar Oh you add three pounds you dumb motherfucker. It's called one who's on our team. Does she have retards on our team? Who's on her team? Well, no, I can't count I've heard she's on Noah's team. I love Noah's team. No is the shit,

Starting point is 00:23:08 but I bet he probably knew here. I just never heard of it. I told her also, I bet he can't count and some other fucking, uh, you're out. So it can count real good. He's got to put lots of weight on the bar. Oh yeah. I bet. Toler can count. That's pretty good. That's the problem. No and Tola always counted for her. She never learned to account for herself. Man, this is fucking listen, listen, everyone. Listen, Bill and Katie don't owe you shit.

Starting point is 00:23:31 They don't have to do an event. They don't have to do fucking anything for you. No one does. They owe me shit, dude. They're going to let me extend my qualifier to the next week. Should I write an email? Fuck Bill and Kaylee. I can't believe you would do the qualifier this weekend people were bitching about that though when they first oh, I know

Starting point is 00:23:52 This weekend why? Because people had signed up for North Cal and then afterwards rogue announced to their qualifier was the same date They said they wanted it to be moved so that they could do both What are you gonna do? I'm doing them all on Monday every single workout? Yeah What are you gonna do with your barbell if it's 44 pounds? It's fine 20 kilos is fine. Is that right? Yeah, then say 45 It says 20 kilos slash 45 pounds shut up. Does it really so what's her argument? What's the issue? Hers is 32? Her name is Lena Richter 32-pound bar

Starting point is 00:24:30 Professional complainer she wants to call out Bill and Katie Hey, I can't wait to eventually you guys are gonna read someone's gonna fucking put the smackdown on you guys You guys better shut the fuck up, man. I'm telling you You better knock that shit off. That's gonna look like it's gonna fucking be like It's gonna go back to national qualifiers It's gonna be fucking straight from the open to the games and only two people from every country one boy and one girl Oh cool. Yeah, and and then what are you gonna do? You want any little bitches and guess what? It's only gonna help the affiliates in the training department

Starting point is 00:25:04 Which are the fucking financial engines of the fucking company i'm gonna move to yugoslavia dude you should you've been you're on a four-year ban that's fucked up yeah no does this yeah you're deep i want a four-year ban of what dave kicked me out this uh past year whose side are you whose side are you on in the Dave? Uh, I don't even know who's on the team. People keep asking what side, whose side are you on? What side is that person on? I can't believe what's it.

Starting point is 00:25:32 No one's on any side. You morons. Next time you want to find out what side someone's on, just right. I'm a moron. Hey, if Dave gets kicked out of CrossFit, is my band up? It's a good question. They have no proof that you did steroids. They don't have any proof. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good question. They have no proof that you did steroids. They don't have any proof.

Starting point is 00:25:47 Cool. Yeah. I have a vagina too. They're going to come check like what's going on is Colton. Oh man. Did you see that video that's going on Instagram with the girl with two vaginas? That's cool. Oh, Mike Alpen.

Starting point is 00:25:57 They're, they're side. They're side by side of each other. Oh dude. So we can both fuck him It's my cap and that's why I got a chill sorry, I just can't stop now and she says each hole feels different Wow, well like one feels like a butthole and the other feels like pussy. How did you know? She found him when she was a kid when she was Where did she find him in the woods?

Starting point is 00:26:22 She found him when she was a kid, when she was... Found them? Where did she find them? In the woods? No, she was menstruating and her blood was still getting on her clothes and her mom's like, hey man, you're using the, what is it? A tampon? You're using the tampon wrong. Is that the one that goes in you? And the tampon's the one when you see it like in the trash somewhere, it looks like a dead mouse, right? It's like all bloody Sounds like we'll leave yes, dude. No see when they do look like dead mice. Anyway

Starting point is 00:27:00 So the one who called him that originally did blame it on him So so her mom's like you're putting it in wrong. What did her mom think she was putting it in her butt? But anyway, so then finally she looked, she said she looked in the mirror and she had two vaginas. What the hell do you need a mirror for? I'm so confused. So hold on.

Starting point is 00:27:22 Does she have like one set? Oh, no, she's got two uteruses to the only thing she has two ovaries each ovaries got its own uterus but time out She's a whole thing. Can you just riddle me this dude? What how did it take her that long to find out she had two vaginas if she has two separate vaginas? That's something like when I was a kid as soon as I knew I had a dick I'm going to touch it. Wait, let me, let me tell you, explain some with you. How many times have you seen your butthole? Dude, I've seen my butthole hundreds of times. Okay.

Starting point is 00:27:48 It was the wrong person to ask that. I heard what you said earlier. I think I've seen my butthole once. You said it 800 times. Yeah. Across my life. I've seen it 800 times. I've seen it 800 times.

Starting point is 00:27:58 I've seen it 800 times. I've seen it 800 times. I've seen it 800 times. I've seen it 800 times. I've seen it 800 times. I've seen it 800 times. I've seen it 800 times. I've seen it 800 times. I've seen it 800 times. I've seen it 800 times. I've seen it of times. Okay. It was the wrong person to ask that. I know what you said earlier. I think I've seen my butthole once.

Starting point is 00:28:07 You said it 800 times. Yeah. Oh, across my life, dude, not today. You've, you've explored, you've explored your body more than the average person. You're more intimate with your, you sure are Taylor. What, and is that a bad thing? I'm just saying you sit on the toilet to pee. You look down, you have a vagina. How do you know? You can't see your vagina when

Starting point is 00:28:28 you're sitting down and how do you know? Yeah. You don't have a pussy. Do you look at it? Look at that one's got a boner. Look, you know, when people rolled their eyes at you, he just did that with his whole body. Is Colton at a disadvantage, uh, with the, um, rope pool? That's a hard transition. Is Colton at a disadvantage? Um, we didn't even get on the whale avias because he's got, he's gonna have shorter pools.

Starting point is 00:29:00 Is he like rope climb? What's the remainder of that? It's less than a, less of a disadvantage than rope climb because way less they can't jump and use Their height so we're all see them down and Colton's really fucking strong upper body So I don't think he's disadvantaged at all. He's gonna fucking smash There was this guy there was this guy standing next to Colton today who is I think six five I remember in the corrals. Did you see that guy Colton to your left? Yeah, I almost double-legged his ass And the corrals. Did you see that guy Colton to your left? Yeah, I almost double-legged his ass

Starting point is 00:29:31 Can't be that tall standing next to me fucking what the fuck is he thinking dude? I almost double-legged his ass Hey, you know when I wrestled for one year Colton. This was all I did So in that seventh grade I signed up a wrestling or maybe a sixth grade I wrestled one year and my only technique I just didn't know how to wrestle So I double-legged take down a kid let him get back up and just keep doing it. He was like, I was in this weight class. I was like an 81 pounds or 83 pounds. I remember the weight class, but it was like these fucking fat butter balls and I was a little taller. So I'll just double leg take down them and they'd fucking spat, spat on the mat and they're fucking fat would jiggle everywhere and they'd get back up real quick and I'd do it again and I would just accumulate points doing that.

Starting point is 00:30:02 Is that stupid or what? No, that's no that's a I was 19 I'm doing that jet like a game plan that people mold their whole like a Technique around it's easier to pin people at you. What's that moralize them for a while? On your son Flying out of the Sun. That's not a bruise. It's a fucking eagle, bro. I see the freedom chicken That's not a bruise. It's a fucking eagle, bro. I see the freedom chicken

Starting point is 00:30:28 That's a brave bird, hey Dude one time I was walking I was walking along of the CNO canal outside of DC It's like his trail and there's a pond on one side. You looked at your butthole. No check this out There's a blue herring perched on this rock, all majestic. And I just hear it. And this eagle fucking flies in and kicks it off this fucking rock and just kept flying. Did it kill? Did it? No, it just dropped kicked it double leg booted it the fuck off the rock and then just kept flying around. I was like, get off my rock. You fucking blue hair. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen in nature. And I got that tattoo a day later. Hey

Starting point is 00:31:05 I saw something today. I saw something today. That was kind of crazy Huh? Um, I was in the corrals with Colton. Yeah, and I was in the corrals with you Okay, and do you know what Colton doesn't in the corrals? What he holds court? What do you mean? Like he fucking he turns into a chatterbox He talks to all the fucking dudes there they all gather You they like circle him in the corral and he starts talking to them. What does he hold Chris gosh? This session has arraigned No

Starting point is 00:31:34 He doesn't kind of have a choice like that everyone there wants to like just like pick his brain and shit and talk to him And I'm like, hey, he doesn't talk but he held court. He talked like more than all I'm the opposite Oh, you're part of the strategy it is that's the Jason Hopper strategy No offense, bro But at what his favorite thing to do is to get you the cross back. So you're gonna unbroke it or what? I mean, I don't do that dumb. Okay, cool Yeah, Colton Colton's talk normal. Yeah, I can only all my secrets. What you more in depth than that What'd you guys have for lunch today? I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

Starting point is 00:32:05 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

Starting point is 00:32:13 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

Starting point is 00:32:21 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not to fucking put someone on death row. Not the second one. You look like you're going out onto the yard for the first time in 90 days. Really? I think I recorded you for a solid minute and you didn't know I was there. It's like you were in the electric chair.

Starting point is 00:32:33 In the corral? Really? On the floor. That's crazy. Yeah, on the floor. Dude, this morning. Oh, I was mouthing to myself when you were doing that because I saw you out of the corner of my house.

Starting point is 00:32:43 I go, shit. I was giving myself cues and I fucking destroyed the gymnastic complex. I could barely do it in the warm-up area I had not a single mistake on the floor. Oh So what happened to the handstand walk? I fucked that in the britches. I Started talking to Colton in between the events and I'm like, oh, yeah, I forgot you had to go You destroy the hands and walk you did this Colton know how Khalil the queen of hustle pronounces his name how she pronounced his name Colton Well, and you know, I kind of wanted Colton to say it. Oh

Starting point is 00:33:17 Say it. I don't know. What's she doing? Did she do the hard hard tea? No, no, no, she goes Colton And she goes Colton. Yeah, there's no tea. No, no, no, she goes cold and she goes cold in Yeah, there's no tea. Yeah, I don't think he gives a fuck to be on. That's why I say colton Yeah, I don't think he cares colin. Here's a good one for you. Here's a good one for you. I think this is about you taylor Um, uh, isn't there a thing about traumatized brain never develops past the age of when the trauma occurs? When did taylor's dad die? Jesus? Oh 16. So that's for sure. Right. You know what they say? You know what they also say when you get sober that you're a fucking new, you're like a newborn baby. So I got sober when I was 16. So I'm really actually only 13 now. 13 years old.

Starting point is 00:33:58 So when I got sober when I was 16 and they say when you get sober, you're a newborn basically. You started zero years old and you act like a two, you act like a one year say when you get sober you but you're a newborn basically you started zero years old you act like it You act like a one-year-old when you're one you're sober like how'd you're just emotional mannerisms When you're two years over you act like a two-year-old take your little soul I just turned into an alcoholic for a year and then I got you'd be reset. Yeah sick No, dude, you would hate it because you're an adult acting like a two-year-old You're an adult with the emotional fucking disposition of a two-year-old. It's horrible. So now I'm 13, Janelle. He's 13. Yeah, so fuck off. Oh, Janelle. What about the guy who went to jail? What guy? In Texas. Oh, dude. What about the guy who was in

Starting point is 00:34:39 handcuffs today? Did you see that? Okay. Oh, there was a guy. Why are we not talking about that? You I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

Starting point is 00:34:50 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

Starting point is 00:34:57 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

Starting point is 00:35:04 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. oh Dude, there were two cop SUVs. He did not look like a crossfitter There were two cop SUVs and they were facing each other and there's a dude in between them and cuffs just standing there some people the cop had a bullwhip and the other cop had buck in like a Some nunchucks they just look like they were about to interrogate him some people got picked up by ambulances today This guy got picked up by cop Should have seen what was going on. I wonder what he did. I filmed it. Did you really?

Starting point is 00:35:28 Fuck yeah. What do you think he did, Hiller? Take a guess. DUI. Really? Or stole from the venue. Oh, I bet he stole from the venue. What do you think he stole? A kettlebell? Camera stuff. Probably camera stuff.

Starting point is 00:35:38 Yeah, he 100% stole. That's a good call. Okay. Thieving bitch. So how do you think you'll place in that event? In what event? How important is the Sw swim Colton in tomorrow morning's event? I think it's probably, it's probably going to be the most important piece. I think it's going to be difficult to make up a lot of time on the other two movements. Are you just saying that the fuck with Taylor's head? You keep looking at him like you're, like you're deciding what to say

Starting point is 00:36:03 based on who you're sitting by. No I think that's probably accurate I mean 200 meters isn't a long way to swim but I think it's still gonna be really hard to make up any ground on the kettlebell, farmer carries or even on the poles for the most part. And then after that workout what do you guys know there's two more workouts? Yeah we've got the run and lift and then the lift and run. What's the run? What's the run and lift? So we have a five minute cap. We do a 400 meter run and then we max out our snatch. Oh, and then we have a short break. No, I think it goes,

Starting point is 00:36:38 it might go directly into, um, the next workout, which is 10 squat cleans at two5 and then a 400 meter run for time Can you squat clean 245 fuck you dude you fucking piece of shit? Yes, that's an interesting way saying that's a fucking you're an asshole. Yes I'll be fine on that workout and a snatch workout singles Yeah, I'm definitely doing singles I'm not touching going to 45 well anyone touch you guys have fun with that you gotta run 400 meters after

Starting point is 00:37:09 guys don't forget yeah I need like a 10 or 15 second has started though yeah but if you touch and go 10 for 245 that's gonna hurt to run you hurt not hurt me that might be true that's true all right that fair. You'll do it like four three three Now I might just do ten I'm not doing ten touch and go Wow, but I'm gonna run like a fucking gazelle. What's what's Tudor gonna do? Probably Tudor strongest buck. He'll probably touch and go Tudor's a dense dude. He's big his lats are crazy and he's got a crazy dumper like he's got a weird butt Is a huge dumper um, who got a weird butt is a huge dumper Um, who's the parts do you think smell worse him or Danny's?

Starting point is 00:37:48 yours For a different how many reps or before a tutor does he have to get off the snatches to beat tutor in the run? Yeah, I'll call definitely a few Need to get any good lead If you get top is quick. Yes. Yeah Here's the thing. Oh, we're two reps three squat cleans three squat cleans is 15 seconds 400 meters. Oh, I don't know. I mean, I just don't know who knows Who knows bro? Have you have it has anyone here ever done 10 squat cleans in 245 and then ran a 400 max effort?

Starting point is 00:38:24 I've never even done a squat clean. Um, ah, the, uh, to answer your question about the swimming workout, the swim is for sure the most important part of the workout and it's just not very long either. And the farmer, I think we can, we can touch for most of it. We're going to go to run for like 50 meters, swim for a hundred and run for the last 50 or something like that. It's that shallow.

Starting point is 00:38:52 Do you know about shallow water blackouts? No, I'm going to black out. So shallow water blackouts are real. That paddle board or better be right on my fucking ass. Cause I'm going full dummy tomorrow, dude. There's a lot of research on shadow, uh, shallow water blackouts. Basically, it's about if you can't dissipate heat and you're in the water, the water's cold as fuck here, dude. All right. It's like an ice bath. Does it start in the water? Hey,

Starting point is 00:39:16 and if there was a shallow water blackout here, no one would see it either because you would be in, um, it's dark water. Like in pools, you can still see that you can see the person in all water kind of dark not like swimming pool water support for today's episode comes from one skin do you have a little too much fun this summer you know what I mean a little too much time in the sun it's no secret that UV rays can take a toll on our skin leaving it dry tired and less vibrant if If you wanna hit that undo button, on UV induced aging, say hello to OneSkin,

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Starting point is 00:42:28 Don't stress out. I'm not. I'm going so stressed out earlier. I'm going so hard on the swim. He was like Taylor, stop saying you're going to go hard on the swim. I'm trying to win, dude. Yeah. Swat 486.

Starting point is 00:42:42 Is it shallow water for Colton? That's a good point. It's kind of not. I don't know. They kind of, they kind of changed it though. They changed the course. It's not just a big sweeping, like you, it's like a out and back now. I think. What do you, what do you think about this workout that they have called burn victim? I love that dude. I was just saying earlier today, dude, I was just saying earlier today that I think the names of their workouts are so fucking cool. And the fact that they are just like, they don't give a fuck and they named the workout, I think they're just like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I was just saying earlier today dude I was just saying earlier today that I think the names of their workouts are so fucking cool And the fact that they are just like they don't give a fuck and they named a workout burn victim

Starting point is 00:43:10 I think is sick. That's pretty gangster. It's burn. It's fuck and that workouts gonna burn. What is it? What is that? Burpee over kettlebell kettlebell snatch rope climbing. It's one kettlebell to like it's for us Brent Colton do you think in the middle of the day and Colton you think you're gonna hold the lead it is And we'll see oh It's definitely gonna be being cold on that workout The only person at this competition better than me at burpees is Colton. Oh And and what the only person in the world? Probably and he's on the open and snatches too like he's got I bet he's

Starting point is 00:43:47 Really good at kettlebell snatches, but I am too. It's one kettlebell It's the kettlebell snatches irrelevant. It just is that in that workouts the final day. Yes It's the first event of the day, but then there's rope climbs. So it's six rope climbs 45 kettlebell snatches 45 burpees That's a spring and what about tutors thrusters and muscle-ups? That's a fitness workout And what about tutors, uh, thrusters and muscle ups? That's a fitness workout. Tutors pretty fit. But in the five, five minute range, right?

Starting point is 00:44:11 That workout. No, no tutors really fit in the zero to five minutes. In general, it just isn't like know what to do at most times. And after five minutes, he kind of goes to no man's land. He just kind of goes haywire in the middle of every, if he were a fighter, he'd be like in the first two rounds, if he can make it past the first two rounds, the chance to start going up. No, just like he'd be starting to throw punches in the wrong direction and wasting energy. So you think you beat Tudor at that one, at that, uh, Taylor at that, uh,

Starting point is 00:44:37 CalSU? Yeah. I don't know. I think that that's the best chance I have at a thruster workout to probably beat him. But I don't know. I have no fucking idea. You know, no idea remember earlier When taylor said he couldn't do friend I did not say I couldn't do Fran hiller He said he was scared of fucking misinformation, dude I'm i'm shadow banning you on this podcast. I think you clipped the exact

Starting point is 00:44:59 Kamala doesn't want misinformation. I didn't say I couldn't do it. What'd you say? I said it wouldn't be like Fran, where you have to sprint and slam out of the bottom. That's where I do, like I, I, in the past, have been nervous about slamming out of the bottom of heavy thrusters. Fran is not heavy, but I'm saying it's not a Fran like workout, like friendly Fran, for example.

Starting point is 00:45:18 63 thrusters or 115 is no joke, but it's also a fucking art art sprint. Like it's a full sprint. Cal-Sue is not. 100 thrusters for most people is not a sprint at all. It has a lot more fitness and a lot more strategy behind it. Okay. And that's all I was trying to imply. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:45:34 Unless you're cold, but I don't think it's a sprint for him either. It's just less of a, it's just less of a, it's way less of a sprint for the rest of us. Is it a sprint for you? Colton? Yeah. No, that's crazy. I believe him when he says that. Hey, you got to put the bar down. You have muscles. She's like, Nope, just skip the mom and do them. Uh, I did 30 unbroken thrusters with seventies once in this workout. And it was 70 dumbbells.

Starting point is 00:45:54 It destroyed me. It's pretty funny. I did a hundred and broken. I'm like, I'm going to do a hundred and broken. I'm going to do a hundred and broken. I'm going to do a hundred and broken. I'm going to do a hundred and broken. I'm going to do a hundred and broken.

Starting point is 00:46:04 I'm going to do a hundred and broken. I'm going to do a hundred and broken. I'm going to do a hundred and broken. I'm going to do a hundred and broken. I did 30 unbroken thrusters with 70s once in this workout and it Was 70 dumbbells. Yeah, it destroyed me. It's pretty funny Wow You did 30 Thrusters with 70 pound dumbbells in one minute It wasn't it was probably a little longer than a minute. I wasn't like going super fast, but it was unbroken But at the minute yet, you have to do burpees normally, right? In what in Kalis? No, that's not what I'm talking about. Oh Yeah, I it was just dumbbell thrusters

Starting point is 00:46:31 It was like 800 meter run 30 dumbbell thrusters a honey run for me is 430 400 something like that Basically walked both runs right Well, I think that's a wrap sick Anyone have anything they want to ask or say I I thought we were going to go through the sporting vet comments. Oh, we could do that. Wow. My, my fucking ankles are crampy. We'd have to show the video.

Starting point is 00:46:56 I mean, we could. What did she say? She said she's healthy, but she's a hundred pounds overweight. 20 to 24 size outfit or something. And then she said she's a hundred pounds overweight, 20 to 24 size outfit or something. And then she said she's healthy. Is she a hundred LBs over her fighting weight? Sure. Absolutely. Yeah. You can't be healthy and be a hundred pounds overweight. I wonder what she is trying to say.

Starting point is 00:47:15 Cause she never defines what healthy means. And I just put up fitness at a hundred words, which defines it. And like Taylor, that shit's cross. This is crazy. You're going to want to hear this. Yeah. Okay. Harris campaign, the Kamala Harris, Tim Wall's campaign in gas in North it like Taylor that shit's cross this is crazy you're gonna want to hear this yeah okay Harris campaign the Kamala Harris Tim Walls campaign in Gaston North Carolina which is the county right adjacent to the county I live in I live in Mecklenburg Gaston is right next to us sent emails through teachers to students which is highly illegal against an email to a student

Starting point is 00:47:43 you cannot as a political campaign funnel your emails to people under the age of 18 or to students through a public officer like a teacher or something like that. It says my name is Reed Bruning and I'm the regional organizer for the Kamala Harris for President campaign here in Gaza County. I work directly with the North Carolina coordinated campaign working to get Democrats elected up and down the ballot through the community organizing and outreach efforts. Right now we're working on assigning each student packers. Just kidding. That part's not real. I'm reaching out because we have an exciting opportunity for you,

Starting point is 00:48:16 for your students to get involved with a local political campaign. The North Carolina Democratic Party is looking for high school students interested in getting involved with the campaign and learning a bit more about local, state, and national politics. Fellowship would be roughly five to 10 hours a week and the fellows would work alongside the staff in terms of talking to voters, helping to run the office and the day-to-day business of the campaign. They're looking for free workers. Unfortunately, it won't be paid, but we can sign off for volunteer hours and school credit. If you have any students who are interested, please have them reach out to me either through this email.

Starting point is 00:48:42 I would love to discuss the campaign and the fellowship opportunity either in person or via Zoom. Thanks. Reid Brunig. You're pretty good a reader, dude. I don't know a word you said, but you're good at reading. I read a ton. He basically said the fucking they're using the fucking public school system, which we

Starting point is 00:48:58 pay for to fucking get Kamala elected. Yeah. It's fucking crazy. The shit on Google is fucking out of control. That is so illegal. It's so illegal. Think about that. Did you pay tax for public school and they're leveraging that to stay in power? I saw a guy. I saw a guy. Is it actually illegal? It's actually illegal. Yes. I saw. I bet they make sense of it some way. I saw a guy today show that he put up, he tried to do a paid campaign ad and it was it said something like get out the vote or something then it showed a picture of Trump and YouTube said sorry you can't buy ad time for guys seen that? You ask Alexa, hey, what are some reasons to vote for Trump?

Starting point is 00:49:48 And she's like, sorry, I can't give you any reasons. Or it, is she, what's Alexa's pronoun? It says, I can't give you advice on who to vote for. Then you would ask Kamala. And then they said they fixed the glitch. So my wife's like, is Tim Walz a good vice president? And it gives all these reasons. It says, is JD Vance a good vice president? And it gives all these reasons. It says is JD Vance a good vice president?

Starting point is 00:50:06 And it says, I can't answer that. It's like, holy fuck, dude, the whole fucking machine. I thought Richard Nixon was the vice president. He was, not. The whole fucking machine is against fucking Trump. Is trying to what, say that again? Yeah, did you see? Oh, keep the to keep the deep state in charge. How about Dick Cheney and George Comeau? Did you know that 200 former Republican staffers of Mitt Romney's campaign, uh, uh, George Bush's campaign and or presidency and, um, fucking what's his name? The fucking guy who was going to run with, uh, the lady, uh, the lady who was running

Starting point is 00:50:43 for president. George Bush's campaign and or presidency and fucking what's his name the fucking guy who was gonna run with the lady the lady from Alaska old fucker the lady who was who ran for vice president what was her name I'm gonna chat GPT the Alaska lady McCain John McCain it was John McCain's president's campaign yes Yes, sir. John mccain's campaign mitt ronnie's campaign and george bush's presidency over 200 staffers of Those three groups endorse comal harris. I fucking wonder why Because they're deep state fucktards Gosh, I love that word dude. You you gave me word. Fucktards. Yeah, it's great. Fucktarded.

Starting point is 00:51:26 You can do it. Fucktarded. Yeah. That's so fucked. Those are Republicans, dude, endorsing a horrible human being. Oh, Chet GPT answers both questions. That's nice. Oh, it does?

Starting point is 00:51:42 Yeah, but they're endorsing her because they don't want to lose their job and all their money they're making. Yeah. Hey, did you see Yeah, they're endorsing her because they don't lose their job and all their money they're making Yeah Did you see how every president for the last like 16? Presidencies starts off prior to becoming president low net worth leaves office like 10 Yeah, to some like Bill Clinton. It goes from like 3 million to 217 million Trump starts with 3 billion leaves 2.17 billion. Well, I understand that, but I'm saying every president over the last 16 years starts office relatively low net worth, you know, leaves office, becomes a paid

Starting point is 00:52:23 public, becomes a paid public becomes a paid public servant or becomes the president, which is a 400k a year. And now they leave office multi-millions. Do you know who the first Republican president was? No. Yeah. I don't care. Abraham Lincoln. Was he really? Yeah. Yeah. You didn't go to school or what? No, I actually did. And I smoked weed. Didn't go to school. Um, but Trump was the only president over the past 16 presidencies that left office with a negative net worth. Like, like he lost money. Lost loot.

Starting point is 00:52:54 Lost net worth being a president. So if you guys are, if there's any other thing you need to not realize that like, that's why people hate him, he's not bought and paid for and how much richer he is than all of the other presidents is hilarious. They're like 10 million net worth. He's like three billion. I had a friend tell me today that her friend who's a school teacher at a private school in California is reading trans books to the kindergartners.

Starting point is 00:53:29 Oh, and then it's required. Like, dude, your friend needs to fucking quit. Yeah. You need just to dissent. Don't do that. That's horrible for kids. Good movie. Uh, how's your relationship with helping going today? Uh, I just called her a him a liar. Probably a hundred times. You use helping for kids. Good movie. How's your relationship with helping going today?

Starting point is 00:53:49 I just called her a him a liar probably a hundred times. Do you use helping for entertainment? I feel like I'm a big fuck. You know what I feel like? I feel like I'm a fucking like an like an African serval cat that's been domesticated and my fucking owner let a fucking little mole rat in the house and I'm just fucking pawing it around like fucking smacking it around and I hold its tail and it tries to get away a little bit. I fucking beat it up a little bit. That's exactly how I when you're done working out, do you look forward to going back to your phone? I lay down for two. I nap for an hour and I pick my phone up and I search how and I just start rolling that

Starting point is 00:54:19 dickhead. Yeah, that's probably Mike. I'm praying for you. Top five pastime this This weekend it has been. I didn't think about him once in Italy, which was a good streak. Liar. No, I'm dead serious. I didn't.

Starting point is 00:54:31 There is. Yeah. There's a video of Hiller and Spiegel making out. Just kidding. Sorry. I'm kidding. And the reason I want to preface that I'm kidding is because I don't want to offend Alexis, but I just.

Starting point is 00:54:43 For wallstreet. I'm kidding. I'm kidding is because I don't want to offend Alexis But that's just a false. That's a really funny rumor. She would I know she was I know she wouldn't I know she wouldn't but I think that's a whole area. So is Raphael Sanson out? Yeah, did the guy had basically fucking kidney malfunction? What's basic kidney malfunction? It's a lot different than different than complex. It's different than complex. Renal failure.

Starting point is 00:55:12 They left his leg. They took him to the dialysis. No dude. I'm kidding. Oh, um, I pretty sure. I don't think they did it very good. IVs. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:24 For across the games. Yeah. He can't get an IV. So they had to take him to the fucking hospital. I don't think they get IVs Yeah Yeah, he can't get an IV so they had to take him to the fucking hospital Do we Curtis on the line here? Hey text Curtis. There was no tribute for Rafael Sanzin for what? Well, he didn't fucking it wasn't the swim event. So it's totally different. There was no tribute I heard tomorrow the media team is protesting Yeah, they're gonna fire Auden Macau Taylor would love Would love for you to visit Africa. You should visit dude. I went to South Africa year ago. That's not Africa

Starting point is 00:55:55 Okay, dude. Sorry, that's like saying you went to Morocco and you went to Africa You need to go like to Malawi or Uganda or the Congo or some shit? I do not want to go to the con or Somali or Somalia. I would go to Kenya. I would go hike Kilimanjaro No, you got to go hang out with the people. Yeah, I will hike with people I'll go to Africa with you if you go. There's well you really yeah, I like Africa Africa was sick and and even though you said I? Yeah, I like Africa. Africa was sick. And even though you said I didn't go to real Africa, South Africa is cool as fuck.

Starting point is 00:56:29 Yeah, but it's not really Africa. OK, dude, that's what it's what. Why? Because it's just not Africa. Hey, like. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like going to Cabo and saying you've been to Mexico. So let's check this out. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:56:47 When I was in Italy, I had at least five African dudes. You know, you're there and like you're walking through markets and there's like nicer shops where Italian people are selling things. And then there's these fucking hordes of vendors that are Indian. And then- How are you doing? Would you like to buy some incense? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:57:03 No, they're like, it's like, I'm not going to imitate it. It's going to sound so racist. I'm not, but like they would, they would say like a sentence in Indian to be like water. And I'm like, I have no idea what you said before that, but I see you holding water and then, and then, uh, and then there would be like a couple guys, like less frequently, super frequent Indians, less frequently African dudes selling things on the street. And, uh, every one day we were touring the Vatican and then like we went toward the Coliseum. How do you know they're Africans? They just look like Africans.

Starting point is 00:57:33 Well, they sound like they're from Africa. Like they have really nice English. Like the guys in Kenya have incredible English. Or is it like better than the English? Yes. Yes. Yes? Yes. Yes. Yes.

Starting point is 00:57:47 Yes. Yes. Look, I don't... I mean, how do I know they were from Africa? I guess I would presume they're African. They're black. So one, that's one presumption. The other is they have an accent that sounds African.

Starting point is 00:57:55 They didn't sound like 50 Cent. No, it wasn't African. It was not African American. For sure not African American. Okay. It was definitely English as a... like a second or third language. Like they speak Italian and then English then. So anyways, each one was like, Hey, nice mustache, bro.

Starting point is 00:58:10 Are you from South Africa? Oh, that's good. You're from South Africa? I'm like, Nope. But they kept asking me that Eddie Murphy from coming to America. So that's how I know they're African. But dude, I got asked by like five different black dudes. If I was from South Africa.

Starting point is 00:58:26 You look like you would be. I was no, and you know what somebody said to me? They sent me this character, Norman, it was what, Norman something? Norman Bates, right? Osborne. Norman Bates. Osborne.

Starting point is 00:58:36 No, it was this fucking cartoon with this dude who has this. From Sonic the Hedgehog? No, this other cartoon of this dude with the nose, this look up, Suza, look up, red mustache, South African cartoon like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, hand button up shirt that maybe you are South African. Why? Just because you yes Nigel Thornberry Nigel Thornberry. You have his picture? I'm Nigel Thornberry. This is gonna be crazy. What does that have to do with anything? Well we were just talking about Africa. That dude doesn't go to Africa. That dude is South African. Is he? Yeah, dude You need a vest with a shitload of pockets like that. I know isn't that sick?

Starting point is 00:59:29 That's a that's a uh, photographer's vest. That's a crocodile hunting vest. I guess that looks like you Someone just wrote colton's name colton They're like say something get us off this stupid topic colton's so bored you guys don't even know You're like some of you fucking dildos are like, Hiller doesn't want to be there. Colton's bored. You don't even know what you're talking about. Hiller's South African.

Starting point is 00:59:53 I got my account restricted to that on Instagram. Someone said Lazar's shirts are crazy soft. It's because you were being mean to helping, dude. The GoRug... Oh, I saw Go go rug, I saw a juke it shirt. Did you? Yeah, I saw one. What'd you do? I just, I said, I clapped for her.

Starting point is 01:00:09 She finished that, she rolled across the finish line on the fucking run and almost died. Yeah? Yeah. I think that was everybody across the finish line. As she passed the finish line, I said, was that in honor of Lazar? And?

Starting point is 01:00:22 Who said that? Who? I just saw a girl across, how many Lazar shirts did did you see I have not been on the lookout for a lot I saw I mean I was on the lookout whether or not after that run I definitely saw one that one except for Colton. He looks fine. I had better than Taylor RPE6 for Colton. Yeah, RPE6 for Colton. I gotta save some for the real give a Station a qualifier Monday. Yeah, he's trying to take the whole competition. I think you're actually, you think you're really going to do that Colton? Yeah, of course.

Starting point is 01:00:48 What are the going to Susan's gym? Do you know the workouts? Yeah. I think, I think the rogue invitational has like, it's such a little squatting. I think he probably would be fine. And I would, I would be nervous to do it after the CalSU, but I think Colton would probably be fine to do it. It's not going to feel good. Who's like someone else he's's gonna have to go against I don't even know dude I don't even know I know it's hard to tell cuz we don't know who's getting invites this year. Oh, hello

Starting point is 01:01:15 Who's he gonna have to go get up 20 of the game? He's gonna feel against Yonakoski or hey for now Yeah, I bet Yonakoski know that what he was on be friendly. Did you watch it? No, no Either so on was way more about CrossFit and the athletes and he put let's on I don't know anything Didn't he ask you what our P? Yon Yonakoski What happened him at the game? Oh, he didn't he thought he should the bed semi-finals. Yeah, he had like bird flu or squirrel flu or some shit like that squirrel flu monkey pox squirrel flu or some shit like that. Squirrel flu.

Starting point is 01:01:43 Yeah. Monkeypox. Do you know how you get called Mpox now? Is it called Mpox? Yeah. They don't want you to say monkeypox. Why? Shut up. Defensive to monkeys.

Starting point is 01:01:54 Oh my God. Fuck monkeys. They're animals. Oh shit. Susan, will you look that up as fuck you, Hillary pox, uh, politically incorrect. Is that crazy? That's not like, like the, can you say the up as well? Can you tell her pox politically incorrect? Is that crazy? That's nuts.

Starting point is 01:02:05 Like, like the, can you say the Spanish flu? No, no, that's flu. What? You're done if you get Spanish flu. Oh, right. You also have to say the word, dude. I'm not, dude. I wish I was China.

Starting point is 01:02:21 What do you want? He was, I wish I was never vaccinated for anything. Do you guys want your toes? Do that fucking thing. Cause I got too many fucking taxes. This is the MMR. Rusty nail. Would you get a tetanus shot? That's not a vaccine.

Starting point is 01:02:38 Oh, it is. What's it say about inbox? Is it up on the screen? Oh, Colton what's it say about M pox? Is it up on the screen? Well, Colton was not messing around Oh My god, but it's not a black guy's disease. It's a fucking gay man's disease, isn't it? disease, isn't it? Hey, isn't the person who wouldn't you only want to change it if you were racist? Like if you attributed monkeys to black people, then you would want it to be

Starting point is 01:03:16 changed so they're right. You're racist. Like I never fucking once thought of it as a black man's disease. I always thought it was the buttplugger's disease. Oh, I thought it was actually for monkeys. I thought like a monkey bit you and you got pox So we all get fucking punished You think chicken pox comes from getting bit by dude, I thought if you ate too much chicken noodle soup you would get chicken pox

Starting point is 01:03:41 Remember when Taylor said he was 13 years old earlier, yeah I remember when Taylor said he was 13 years old earlier. Yeah. Oh, dude. Oh, so you're telling me if you get bit by a monkey, you don't get monkeypox. What do you get then? You rabies. Do you turn into a fucking aware monkey? What's wrong with fucking people?

Starting point is 01:04:01 No, I just can't believe that you can, but like, dude, if you touch a bird, you get bird flu. And that's how you get squirrel flu too. Cause I got, I caught a baby squirrel and I fed it raspberries and walnuts. And for the next three weeks of my life, I was the most sick I've ever been with squirrel flu. So Jonathan or ticket says, if you touch a monkey, you get rabies and AIDS. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:04:23 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I've ever been with squirrel flu. So Jonathan or ticket says, if you touch a monkey, you get rabies and AIDS. It was H1S1 dude. How am I one squirrel one is what that squirrel flu. Yeah, dude. Oh, is Tetlow doing, um, uh, Roe qualifier.

Starting point is 01:04:36 Oh, Cole. And then take him down. I don't know. I don't have an answer to that. What about Tudor? Probably not. Tudor. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't have an answer to that. What about Tudor? Probably not. Tudor, at least he's friends with Taylor now. What about, uh, even swine flu.

Starting point is 01:04:55 Sometimes pigs will shoot snot rockets on my leg. I'm like, fuck you. I'm definitely getting the swine flu. Oh, that's crazy. Wow. You actually see it fly to their nostril on your leg. Yeah. Do they do it on purpose or they're just like doing it? They just fucking huff and snort all the time. That would arouse Taylor if just some goo,

Starting point is 01:05:14 some tacky goo landed on his leg. What? I make the best pig noises, dude. You do not want to hear me go full pig. I'll fucking freak you out. It will freak you out. Dude, once I have a pig noises, dude. Hi, you do not want to hear me go full pig. I'll fucking freak you out. It will freak you out. Dude, one day have I told you, have you ever heard the story of me jumping on a wild pig

Starting point is 01:05:33 in a fucking cage? Dude, okay, so my cousin is so illegal. You can not transport what feral pigs pretty much anywhere in America live. There's such an invasive species that it's like, it's like a terrorist kill order. If you see a feral pig, you fucking kill it if you can. But if you catch it, if you catch it and are transporting it live, you get a fucking crazy fine and probably like a misdemeanor or even a felony. Maybe how does Colton transport his pig? They're not feral pigs

Starting point is 01:06:06 They're for their domesticated. They're like livestock. I'm talking about wild pigs. Okay, so My cousin hunts these feral pigs with dogs. He's got this new pit bull Stymie was the pit bulls name and this my cousin Jewish is now my cousin is a fucking this guy is a full-on He's country. I didn't want to use the derogatory term redneck, but he would probably call himself red That's derogatory. I don't know our neck our neck Our neck. Okay, so my cousin full our neck and then So this this cattle farmer has got this cattle farm and he has these circle traps or these massive fucking traps That trap barrel pigs. He's like, hey farm and he has these circle traps or these massive fucking traps that trap barrel pigs.

Starting point is 01:06:46 He's like, Hey, you might, my cousins ask him, Hey, if you catch a bunch, I want to come pick up a live one so I could take it back home, train my dogs on it, knowing it's illegal, which is fine, whatever. So we get out there. This guy's got three sows in this fucking circle trap shoots two of them. And then the one that's left is fucking running around this pin all kicking shit up like freaking out. And you're there, dude, dude. I'm there. Yeah, i'm there and the cattle farmer's like So here's gonna get in there and get this pig. I know this yankee ain't gonna do it

Starting point is 01:07:12 Is that you? Yeah, and i'm looking i'm thinking like fuck this guy i'm getting this fucking pig And so we're walking up to the pin. He first off he gets uh, how old are you? I was 22 21 and how wait, how old are you now 29 was 22, 21. And how old are you now? 29. So that was six years. So you were seven. Yeah. I was seven years old. Holy.

Starting point is 01:07:29 Okay. So he's got this, uh, cattle tranquilizer and has reduced it to like a one, like 25% of what you would give to a cow to give to this fucking pig. So that when some, one of us jumps in the pen, it's not like fully, it doesn't have all its stamina because apparently they're crazy and it was not very big. It was like a 90 pound pig. Not huge. I have the, the no no, no, it's a sow. It's a female I shot I shot a boar that was 350 pounds. I have a picture of it covered in mud with the fucking tusk enormous But I'm thinking good movie tusk. I'm thinking dude. Shut up. I'm thinking okay

Starting point is 01:08:00 This is I'm gonna fuck this pig up one of them is gonna have a fucking one of those like noose things around its neck I'm gonna jump on top this bitch and tie its legs up It's gonna be an easy day, especially since they drank this but we're walking up to the pin We haven't drank it yet and this thing is running headfirst into the pin at us It's like bam and fucking slams its head into the bin and I'm like my heart's starting to race I'm like, oh fuck. I got to get in there I said I would get in there and it has a door on top. So one of them sticks the fucking pole in,

Starting point is 01:08:28 puts the fucking rope around its neck and pulls it tight. And this thing's fucking kicking around, ticking around and it starts to go a little like loopy after he shot it up with the trank. I'm like, all right, he hit it like with the trank gun, like I wasn't a gun. It was like a poker. Oh, I was like, all right, all right. You probably get in and get in now. And I'm like, what do I do? Just jump on there. Yeah. I just jump on it and hold it down and then you'll tie its legs up. So I lift the, I'm on top of this trap. This thing's kind of like

Starting point is 01:08:53 stumbling around and I fucking lift the top of the strap up and I jumped down straight on top of it and it goes full ape shit. Like it had never been on any tranquilizers. It's like fucking kicking I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, My cousin got him. Did it hurt you? No, it was just you had to tie the legs No, my cousin had to get in help. You know how to tie legs. I just held it down He probably doesn't have to do that As fucking grab him. Yeah, so anyways Yeah, he's a domesticated just totally different. So we get it back to my cousin's house and he trains his dog on it It was just crazy. We're gonna find one of these pigs. Did you see the dog kill it? They're all over America. Yeah, he's not Yes, they are never seen one. So they're not all they're elusive fuckhead. They're everywhere in California They are everywhere in South Carolina. Everyone I know has killed one you showed up if you've never seen one

Starting point is 01:09:54 I've never they're not in Chicago. They don't live in cities. They could if I brought her That would be so illegal. Um, oh That would be so illegal. Um, dude, it was crazy. Yeah. His dog fucking that thing up was nuts. And when he killed it, how many times did you see your butthole that day? That day? I don't remember, but probably three times.

Starting point is 01:10:13 But listen, his dog, his dog was the red nose pit bull with the biggest fucking head I've ever seen. And this thing would like chase this fucking pig around this pin and latch onto its neck and just fucking shake its head back and forth. What I'm about to tell you guys is so grotesque. I mean, just grab a hold of it and just annihilate it. And this pig, and then he would let another dog in there to help it. And this thing is just, Oh dude, it's like, it's like this.

Starting point is 01:10:38 No wonder kicking a water bottle holding a baby is no big deal to you. Stop it, dude. So what he has to do, I'm not the one doing this dude. I'm just observing. I know but I would have walked away So he fucking The way you get the dog's fucking mouth off the pig is you fucking wedge this like fuck It's basically like a truncheon like a little fucking you know, I'm talking about like police officers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, but on other may have word fucking stick it in between the dog's mouth and pry it open because it won't let go So he does that pulls the dog off of them

Starting point is 01:11:12 This pig is like fucked up just laying in the dirt and he had to shoot it like four times with a 44-magnet to get It the fucking time. It's crazy like that scene. There's something about Mary and I don't want anymore because of shit like that, dude It's crazy. I go huntin? No Oh I'm gonna have two words today truncheon and briar. Truncheon is not a made-up word and neither is briar you fucking asshole Look it up. Hey someone wrote in the comments. These guys have a very limited vocabulary Did they write that? They're idiots. No, I mean in one of our other. My vocabulary is massive and truncheon and briar are real terms It sounds like a vegetable. So's butthole prolapsed anus.

Starting point is 01:11:54 Um, but that was one of the craziest things. It is. It's like pursed lips. And when I fart, it's like, so weird. All right, guys, listen, tomorrow, tomorrow we have the, what time is the first workout? Like 11. Oh, I gotta check that. When's the second workout? We need it. We need it like six, like 6 PM. Let's find out right now and get it squared away. Maybe we'll do a show tomorrow morning, depending. Cause if I'm wrong about that, did you say it's it? Oh, I hit a wall.

Starting point is 01:12:19 You're on a couch. How would you do that? You know, I do know. Yeah. Okay. Saturday. How would you do that? You know, I do know, you know Okay Saturday I'll email Yeah, how many? holes if you punch in walls

Starting point is 01:12:32 And I have never punched a hole in a wall. Oh, that's bullshit. No, it's not 1145 dude, you kicked a water bottle today Yeah heat 17 so we go at all we go we go at 12 p.m. Tomorrow for sailors revenge I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat.

Starting point is 01:12:50 I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat.

Starting point is 01:12:58 I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to be in the heat. I'm going to go right after me. So I'm giving him. He's going with Hans. Oh, you are Hans. Yeah. I haven't seen Hans yet.

Starting point is 01:13:07 Hans is teeth are just like you would think that I want to see him. I need to see you. He's a big boy. Yeah. Fuck you up on that hand. He did. Fuck you up on that hand. I'm going to go right after me. I'm going to go right after me. I'm going to go right after me.

Starting point is 01:13:18 I'm going to go right after me. I'm going to go right after me. I'm going to go right after me. I'm going to go right after me. I'm going to go right after me. I'm going to go right after me. I'm going to go right after me. I'm going to go right after me. I'm going to go right after me. I'm think I want to see him. I need to see dude. He's a big boy Yeah, fucked you up on that hand sandwalk. He did

Starting point is 01:13:32 I don't think so really that giant guy beat you in the hand. No, it's you dude. I beat his ass You better beat me. Did I beat did I not beat? Uh, I lied to student. I beat the Wookie on the fucking bar complex? Who's the Wookie, dude? No, no, no. It's Hans too, dude. Hans looks like a hairy fucking Wookie with his shirt off, dude. He's not hairy at all. He's got teeth like a Wookie.

Starting point is 01:13:57 Hey, I lied. How do you make that sound? Dude, I watch a lot of Star Wars. It's got nothing to do with the question I asked. Well, you watch it and not and you'll learn how to make the noise. I'm just watching the Terminator. I'm not thinking about the steel. All right. But while your bones made of metal, I watched the Terminator.

Starting point is 01:14:17 Stu, I can't give you 500 bucks. I'm sorry. Stu, I'd give him 500 bucks if he beat you in any workout. I can't do it. Well, I didn't agree to that. So it's going to come from your pocket. He said it was from the show. Um, I'm pretty sure I beat Hans on the pull-up bar complex. Did I not? I know I beat Stu Bakke. I can't believe I was, I guess eighth makes sense. CJ Gerald did really good. You did good. Tutor did good. Uh, the Russian guy or Matt,ina he's gonna play on a repeat it's all good we're good friends he did horrible on the running workout and i would say out of all the good friends i would say out of all the events thus far the one most fucking fundamental to being a fit human

Starting point is 01:14:59 being is the run workout you have the most bizarre courting process for friends how long do you know how long does a sporty bet take to do that run? Do you think she beats anybody of the 100 in this competition? No, no, she would die. Dude, there were, he would stop at the fucking eatery after you get to the top of the hill and order a fucking pretzel with nacho cheese on it. That's true, but that's true, but I saw a hundred people do the race who are a hundred pounds overweight. Well, she's 200 pounds I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

Starting point is 01:15:28 I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

Starting point is 01:15:36 I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

Starting point is 01:15:44 I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. that there was that she was fit and then someone commented, uh, is, I can't believe it's news to you guys that there might be other, that other people might have different definitions for fitness. And my response was, yeah, other definitions for fitness. There's only one definition for fitness. And that's work capacity across broad time and modal domains. And my response to that was, yeah, fit like you can fit 19 hot dogs in your mouth. Listen, you're right.

Starting point is 01:16:05 There are multiple definitions of fitness. Yeah. You go ahead and pick one. We'll stick with the one we got, but there's only one definition of what a woman is. Okay. I like the, I like the one that's used to said, but that, um, there's a bunch of definitions for the difference in like between what criminals think felony is and everyone else. And only one of them lands you in jail.

Starting point is 01:16:31 Actually various ones let you jail, but there's a line, same thing with fitness. And it's where Beth is at the one that puts you in jail. And Hey, that's not mean. It's not mean. It just, you're a criminal. Yeah. It's not, it's not like it's not mean. Stop thinking it's mean.

Starting point is 01:16:44 Okay. You stole a TV set. I mean, that's mean that you said he stole it. I know you're in jail Sorry Bye. Bye. Tell that to the judge. Well, there's different reasons like people have felonies. Okay. Bye talk to you guys later. Bye colton. Thank you Thanks, bro These

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