The Sevan Podcast - Taylor Self and The Boys | Live Call In

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

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There, I'm live over on StreamYard. I'm live over on StreamYard. Does anyone have audio over there? Waiting, Corey Leonard's already over there. Save changes. Can you hear it, Corey? That's crazy, I didn't know you could. All good here. Wow, so it's all good on, it's good.

It's God, it's working. Shit, all right, I'm fucking out. So it's all good. It's good. It's God. It's working shit. All right. I'm fucking out and stream. Bye guys All right All right, thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. How did you know it was working again? Ah. Wow. Wow. Wow. I need that.

Wow. Oh my God. Hey Vindicate, I'm going to share something with you, but don't share it with anyone else. I don't know if I'm supposed to share it with you. JR sent it to me. Uh, this thing, this is crazy. This is a crazy fucking shirt. It's a one-off. I would wear the shit out of this shirt. God damn, that's an incredible shirt. Wow.

That's amazing. I remember JR. I remember that. It's a photo JR one time did a live stream in his gym from the bathroom and he, and he had to sit on the toilet seat and it's a picture of him on the live stream, like sitting on the toilet. and it's a picture of him on the live stream like sitting on the toilet It's fucking amazing Wow Could you write above that the sebon podcast vindicate that would be crazy

That's an epic shirt That's an epic shirt. Thanks to Keeping It Real, by the way, for calling me. Those of you who called me and TheRealMethu for telling me to use YouTube Live. Sevan's anxiety level went from 15 to 2. Jeffrey Birchfield called in last night. That was awesome. No, this is a, no, this is a different camera. This, this is like a real camera that I'm using now over on YouTube. I couldn't use that. It was just using the camera that the, Here, I mean, I can switch... You can switch cameras on this. Not that anyone gives a fuck, but...

Go over here to settings, go to camera. You can go to like, you know... I can switch to that camera. You can switch to different cameras. I like the Asian dude Tony me too is that other oh is that other show still live the fuck is going on is that what you're telling me I need to pull down all the streams that are just going. View your channel. No, I'm good. I only have one channel live. Okay, I'll send Colton a- oh let me uh, I want to invite Taylor on I want to talk about kill Taylor because it's gonna be um, it's gonna be two thousand bucks this week. And I really so fucking nasty that's just like a fuck you.

Wow, wow. God damn it. God, I hate them. Man, I hate them. I'm so glad those that Emily and Haynes were fired from CrossFit. I can't tell you how much better it is. Other camera was giving Trump vibes. Oh, should I go back to it?

Yeah, Suza was pumped last night. I normally don't call Suza late at night because he has to get up so early, but I did call him after that show. I try to be respectful of it. But I was, I was he I could he was pumped Who replaced Emily and Haynes I have no idea I don't think they needed replacing all they did they just fucking they were just tattletales They just were fucking Annette's like personal like all they did was cruise around and get people in trouble

I would hear crazy stories of shit that they would do And and I think they worked very closely with fucking Annette and in order to like Curate and get people fired and get people put in positions that just made them happy and it was just straight woke shit. I positions that just made them happy and it was just straight woke shit. I love this. I love the place CrossFit's in right now. I like it that I like it, that it's burning. I love it. I love, I like the fires that are going on right now.

Cause I just want all just huge chunks of it to burn and go away. And then whatever, you know, all the, all the real shit will just last forever. Right. Like, Hey, how about, how about fuck you? You just get the fuck out of here. Like if you don't like it, good. Like I'm not interested in compromising and making it a safe place for you.

Like all these people, like these morons, let me show you this post that this chick made This Ali loves lifting retard She writes I kept quiet about my opinions until Luca chose the time to speak until that point I knew we didn't have everything now. I was there when they announced it is the family's wish It was the only reason why we stayed to support. You weren't there. I asked like five people, were you there?

She wasn't fucking there. She wasn't in the room when Dave said that and Dave already apologized for that. We've gone over this like a fucking hundred fucking times. Who's this? This is this some fucking bat shit crazy chick. There are two sides to every story, no matter the side, it was not their wish. Listen, if I say, can I come over to your house and you say, sure, or I don't care.

From there, I can say whatever I want. And if your only issue is that the game, that Dave said that it was Lucas family's wish that the games go on you Want to fire for that fuck you? How about a fucking moda come a fucking compassion for him and him processing what was going on You guys are fucking idiots and and I know people like you you would have completely cracked in that situation Your your Instagram account just shows nothing except that you're fucking batshit crazy We were all lied to the athletes competing were lied to

IG censors me from saying what I want, but Dave I hope you get everything you deserve What a fucking bitch. Seve, your QR code for Matuthian isn't working. Oh, good note. Thank you. QR code for Matuthian isn't working. Yeah, this chick is a hoe. Repost from Luca. You hope he gets everything he deserves.

Listen, Ali, listen up, Tittums. He is going to get everything he deserves, and you're gonna get everything you deserve. I promise you. I promise you, you're gonna get everything you deserve. You're a whiny little bitch who fucking posts misleading things on the fucking internet, and that's what you're gonna attract. You're gonna attract whiny little fucks to get everything they deserve and don't worry Dave's gonna get everything he deserves too. Hey what's up dude? I think you're muted. Yeah I am muted it's a little loud in here give me like a second I just gotta mop up my uh chalk marks and then uh I'll be out of here. No, it's not that loud. It's good. It's not that loud It's good

Look at you. You do that after every workout I do it after every workout and he's not here when Andy's here I typically roll around for a little bit and he walks over and he cleans my shit up and while he's cleaning my ship He goes hey, we're gonna clean that up or you want me to do it And what do you say you already did it I say? Thanks coach Dan he's a good dude. Oh, Andy. No, he does it as uh, it's kind of like a fuck you hurry up Get out of the way, but he also is but he also is that he's not a great dude. He's an amazing dude

All right, one sec I'm getting out of here here. What's up? Hey, um, so, um, You know, I've been I was thinking about kill Taylor this morning. Yeah, well I was taking a shit and At first I was like hey the work I think the workout should be like, you know, whatever you want like you should feel no pressure You know what I mean? Like it doesn't need to be a good CrossFit workout like I like if you want to throw in the middle of the workout one 400 pounds I live feel pressure of oh you broke up I was getting away from the Wi-Fi yeah okay well we're gonna say

you never feel the pressure of what sorry I was just disconnected from Wi-Fi I said I don't ever feel pressure to make a workout that like other people will like. I typically try to make the workout something that I want to do because week in week out, you know, it can get like if it's a workout that I'm already a lot like have a lot of stress about doing You know that just makes things harder. So I typically just do a workout that I want to do Right, but I was thinking like if at the end of the workout you want to put like get water bottle off top of refrigerator And you know Colton can't do that like just throw that just throw that in there at the end like who cares? Yeah, like water bottle a touch touch line on wall eight feet high.

You know what I mean? Like, yeah. I actually think this week I'm gonna do maybe something a little creative. Okay, and here's something else I had an idea about. What if we made them go first since the prize money's getting so high? That's what I've had some people mentioned to me

But I want to get through Okay, oh Yeah, I can hear you. Okay, cool All right, my phone connected to airplay. Yeah, you sound even better. I want to do... I want to finish out December the regular way without getting beat. So I just want to take it a little more serious. Not that I haven't been taking it seriously, but I want to be a bit more calculated. And then maybe after December, when the prize pots like 5k, we start doing that.

All right. Uh, uh, Kristen Kettler, uh, Taylor's in the Lesburu. This car is actually fucking sick. You piece of shit. What's wrong with the Lesburu? Yeah, it's a 2024, dude. It's consumer reports, fucking best car of 2024. You piece of shit. It's it's a 2024 dude. It's consumer reports fucking best car of 2024 piece of shit It's uh, like your best buy. It's the best purchase ck. Kevin thinks you're gonna use chat gbt to help you make the workouts

Um like a year and a half ago or two years ago and chat gbt was all the rage I I like me and my friends were fucking around and like asked it to program across the games and it was the it was the worst thing i've ever seen Oh good. It was like a 3RM deadlift and then the next workout was like Diane and then it had Fran and then the next workout was like friendly Fran. It was just like it was crazy. But hey you know who uses AI to help program their workouts? Coach Al. How's that working for him? I mean he's got 57 individuals. I'm sure they all get something completely unique and custom Wow, I ordered matutean during butt fuck but they got way behind ran out of labels during bf

What's that? Oh black friday? He's such a mark. Look at that. That's what that's when you know, you're too steeped in the in the sales business He's like a mill guy but sales business Steve's steeped in the sales business That's so funny. That's what am I are we on my that's like the first time I heard ATM. I Seal said I love ATM and I'm like ATM. What's that? And they're like ass-to-mouth. I'm like, oh you're way too into porn. Oh I thought it was gonna be at the moment when you're using acronyms for porn. It's like yeah, that's crazy Yeah, yeah, I thought I thought that was just gonna be like at the moment. No Damn that's nuts. I'm never gonna use that acronym the same

ATM I use it all the time. Like hey, what are you doing? ATM. What are you doing at the moment? Ass to mouth. That's like saying the vaccine was the best because consumer reports said so. Fuck you, dude. Fuck you. This car is awesome. I got it, I got a crazy deal on it and it's got a 10 year, 100,000 mile warranty. Power train, that's insane. Did you have a monthly payment on it? Yes. How much is that?

450 bucks a month. Oh, that's good, wow. Yeah, that's really good. Did you sign for the loan yourself? Yeah, it was a 2024 and they retail for like 37 and I got it for 30. And how much did you put down on it? Like about 10K with my trade in.

So I got like a $20,000 loan. Oh, that's awesome, wow. When I got my van, I took my mom in with me to go sign on the loan a couple years ago I had to get my first Car with not my first car, but my first like loan car with my mom co-signing And that was also a Subaru. My mom had some crazy high red credit score. It was like I Forget it was like 816 or 824

I didn't even think it was possible to have a credit score and And I looked it up on the internet and the internet told me it wasn't possible to have one that high. I think mine's I think mine's like seven over 760. I got a note the other day saying mine was like 806. Wow, that's good. That's really good. And I haven't been fucking employed in in in forever. I'm stressed out. I don't have a credit card. So like another way I built credit between like rent payments, car payments. I paid off a motorcycle when I was like 19 or 20. But aside from that, like my mom put me like my mom added my name to her credit

card for a while. So that helped build my credit. You know what I mean by that? Like you can put two people's name on a credit card. Yeah. Why don't you have a credit card? You just do everything cash? Yeah. Or checking. But yeah, I just, I don't know. I just don't like the idea of buying things that I don't that I have to either go back and pay for later or I don't have the money to buy at the moment. So I just don't really buy anything unless I have the money to pay for it. Yeah, that fucking cool. Um, so you go to you know, you go to the ATM

No, I use a checking. I use my I use a debit card Okay, but do you ever go to the ATM to get cash? Yeah, sometimes I I try not I try not to carry cash around because I'm also like I lose shit so I use Apple Pay the most and then I have my You know, obviously I have a wallet with my with my my two debit cards in it. Um, but I, I don't, I pay for some things cash. Like if I, I like before I shop on Facebook marketplace or stuff, like I pay cash, but otherwise I pretty much use Apple pay my business checking account for everything. Oh, do you have any ideas?

Do you have any thoughts? How close are you to knowing the workout for, um, pretty close. I know I I've done a version of what i want to do this weekend um but i this week i'm gonna test it a little bit on wednesday wow this guy just straight up cut me off in a all murdered out beamer fucking pussy um sorry I I had a Oh, baby beast on last night to give away free tickets to kill. I saw that page. I didn't think her Instagram page was real Yeah, it's real it seems fake yeah, she brought she brought her assets to the show was crazy Jesus Christ for an hour and 50 minutes. I just stared at double D's just in my face. It was crazy.

Do you know what? Do you know what I'm so stressed out about? So for for our home loan, well, we're closing on a house on Friday. But I don't like I've I started Sentinel maybe in June, it'll be three years ago. So it's like two years and some change old two and a half years old I haven't been a w-2 employee like an employee of a company in like maybe Six years. So all of my taxes are either Me not making literally fucking more than 20k a year coaching at the gym And then when I started Sentinel, I like started to become, you know, two and a half years ago, I was already financially independent in the sense that I paid

for everything. I just like, was basically had no money for anything for like two or three years when I was trying to compete really aggressively before I hurt my knee. When I started Sentinel, and I was like started to be a little more financially secure along with being financially independent, but I was using that, you know, they tell you if you're like a small business, you try to like write off as many things as you can to avoid paying taxes. And it's great in the sense that you pay very little taxes. It's not great in the sense that if you need to take a loan out for something, it's really hard to prove that you make enough money to pay for that said loan. So we are closing Friday.

I just got conditional approval last week on the loan. And now to get final approval, I had to get a CPA letter verifying that I own Sentinel 100%. And then I had to get that same CPA to fill out a business narrative form, which basically like describes the nature of the business, the health of the business. Do I have access to the funds? And is me spending the business funds on the loan payment going to negatively affect the business or whatever? Initially, me and Lizzie applied for the loan payment gonna negatively affect the business or whatever. Initially, me and Lizzie applied for the loan together, but she went part time working about a year ago. And our our mortgage broker was like, Hey, it's just going to be way easier because of Taylor's

credit for it just to be him on the loan. It'll actually save you money because we won't have to go through all these employment verification steps for Lizzie. But I use this like TurboTax like tax service, and they don't offer CPA letters. So I had to go on the internet and like Google search a CPA that you could pay for like a one time fee to write you a letter. Yeah. And you know, paid like 900 bucks for that letter and for them to fill out the form. Holy shit. I'm just so stressed out of like, what a scam. I know it's crazy that they make you do that. But I'm just so stressed out about that. Then, you know, that not that working like I own something on I can fucking spend the money however I want but I just it's crazy to me that like You know

One more step away before I guess it's all said and done just Kate Remember when someone said he didn't associate with the only fans people. I'm not sure what you're saying there Is she an only fans person? Yeah, but are you saying that I wouldn't associate with only fans people I for sure I Implore you to find anywhere where I said anything about not associating with people the only fans That's like Olivia the other day when she said I thought you didn't watch porn It's like I'm wondering what people are listening to or if I don't know what's coming out of my fucking mouth You've definitely said you don't watch porn, but I think you said it in a facetious way I definitely have said that I fucking sprinkled porn into my fucking mouth. You've definitely said you don't watch porn, but I think you said it in a facetious way.

I definitely have said that I fucking sprinkle porn into my fucking lifestyle. I've definitely never said like, hey, I've completely abstained from porn. That's crazy. Cause I've said it a million times, like, hey, be careful what you watch on porn. That's why I always click fat, you know, fat black chicks

who are over age, seven year olds. So I check all the boxes. I'm not racist and I'm not, because I know the NSA is always watching if you're on Instagram and I'm always porn and I've always said that like I don't watch any tranny porn or gay porn because I'm afraid I'd get aroused by it. I don't even let it I don't even I just scroll by it by it. So to say that I didn't don't watch porn or that I that's just crazy. But I'm not like I'm not it's not like a staple in my appetite porn. It's not like just just like I'm not like I'm not like I'm crazy but I'm not like I'm not it's not like a staple in my

appetite porn it's not like uh Jesse Waters prime time like that's a staple anyone who watched last night's show watched porn that's microdosing dude watching shit like that's microdosing porn yeah I get microdose porn all the time Instagram too uh they do that to me Seve yesterday someone says I changed my stories and I'm from a lot of places. Apparently I'm not from California anymore. Yeah, it's like Jesus Christ. Me and Jay are going to have an awesome show on Friday. Our show topics can be the hardest workouts we've done all year. Oh, that's cool. Hey, there was a topic that came up the other day on the show that could be an entire topic. Oh, God, there's a couple things I want to uh, there was a topic that came up the other day on the show that could be an entire time. Oh

God, there's a couple things. There was a topic that came up on the show the other day that you guys had that I Show I remember we were like it was an aggressive conversation. Yeah, I wish I could remember fuck Hey, hey, you know what? Another thing is that we need to bring up to Hiller is you know, Hiller says James Sprague isn't the fittest man alive Right. Well, yes, you kind of have to James Sprague isn't the fittest man alive? Right. Well, you kind of have to say then that Laura wasn't the fittest woman alive because Tia wasn't there. Oh, 100%. If that's if that's your argument. Yeah, like how far down the rabbit hole do you want to go? But here's the thing. I honestly think James has more validity of claiming fittest alive than Laura does because he stayed in a competition When all of his other competitors decided to quit aside from one who didn't decide to quit he got he died

But I don't think Lazar would have beaten James anyways, but hey Jeff Adler all these guys they chose to quit Tia didn't choose to not compete like she was pregnant She was forced out of it. So I think James has more validity and claiming that he's the fittest alive fittest on earth Logically speaking that makes sense a wad zombie. I macro dose porn We know Yeah, what was that topic fuck what were we talking about was JR on the show No, I don't think JR was on the show. It was it was it was a different show I want to say it was on spin, but I don't remember you being on it

Oh, or maybe it was that it was that late night. Maybe it was Maybe it was that late night show where we were looking at High rocks and Dubai and Funkfest in the UK. That's what I thought it was too. I thought it was that Joe You're like why this show could have its own topic Or maybe it was about Fuck, I don't know me and JR said it on a shot up and scribble show, too Damn there's a lot of shit that went down

Can you believe that whole Coach L thing? Dude, I can't get it off my mind. Like that guy just fucking rips people off. But, but if he's transparent then, oh, you mean, you mean taking like how he took Brandon Luckett's workout? Yeah, he's not really that that. Yes. But also he's not really transparent about not giving people individual and customized shit.

I did this, another guy DM'd me was like, yeah, dude, I was working with him for a while. And he would write shit that like I couldn't even do. And I would tell him like, hey, I couldn't do this. I couldn't do that. And he's like, all right, I'll make adjustments. And he just never made adjustments. Hey, what do you think about a program that just curated from other programs? Like, I think that I think that I think the right 20 different programs and just steal from them and but you're just open

about it. I feel like the right person could probably if you if someone could objectively take the best things from every program, it would be very, very good. Yeah, I think that's cool. Right? I think that's kind of that's how I learned, at least I looked at comp training. I looked at misfit. I looked at mayhem. I looked at all these other things, what Ben Smith was doing, main site, and just decided things that I liked about each and kind of came up with my own thing. Hey, do you ever take programs from people and

say, Hey, I got this from, you know, I know I've put yeah I've put workouts on Sentinel maybe over the past two and a half years maybe four to eight times and each time I credit that person like if we're including main site definitely like eight times maybe even ten and I've been like courtesy of CrossFit main site etc or courtesy of JR Howell or courtesy of whatever. I've taken one workout from, I don't know if it was a mayhem athlete workout. I think it was like a what's rich doing workout that I saw them post about. And I was like, Oh, that's a hard workout. I'm going to do that.

And I say courtesy rich froning, but I always put that little asterisk underneath the workout and I say courtesy of that person. And then I put their Instagram handle. Patrick Clark. I think you've done a main site and I think e-mom. I've never done an e-mom co-workout on Sentinel. All right, well I'm excited for Kill Taylor this week. Thanks for coming on. Yeah dude, thanks for having me.

All right, later dude. See ya Taylor self Fittest man alive All right, I gotta get through a bunch of shit I Did funny bitches a liar? Okay got rid of her I wanted to do... This one is, this story is really hard to believe. I have not fact-checked this. If this is, and then I, and then we'll get, we'll get into this a little bit.

If this is true, Houston, we have a problem. If this is true, Houston, we have a problem. If this is true, we have a serious problem. Today, the government is adding a further 324 unique makes and models of assault-style firearms to the list of prohibited firearms in Canada. This prohibition takes effect immediately. This means these firearms can no longer be legally used, sold or imported in Canada and can only be transferred or transported under extremely limited circumstances.

As part of that process, the government of Canada has committed to the Ukrainian government to identify whether some of these guns could be donated to support the fight for democracy in Ukraine. Today, that guy said that with the fucking straight face. CK Kevin, I already I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that I'm going to say that It's imperative to save democracy in the Ukraine by destroying democracy in Canada. Yeah, what the fuck is going on? I just googled it and I guess it is true. I want to see a list of the guns they banned. This is fucking nuts. This is fucking nuts. Canada wants to give banned firearms to Ukraine. Fed outlaws another 324 types of firearms proposed donating guns to Ukraine. Someone told me they banned 22s. This, I mean this is, what is, what the fuck is going on? The federal liberals announced on Thursday they were adding another 324 types of guns to the list of prohibited firearms which was the first announced in May of 2020.

They banned some 1500 makes and models the total number of restricted models affected is now slightly more than 14,500. They've banned 14,500 They've banned 14,500 types of guns in Canada I want just for let's say how many types of guns are banned in the USA. I guess that's important fully automatic weapons short barrel rifle shotguns machine guns some states also have bans on certain types of guns including... Fucking nuts, man.

Canada's a trip. They need to get someone up there who will reverse that shit for them. You guys saw that the the lady in Boston, that illegal alien who sat on the city council arrested for stealing by the feds. Speaking of Canada, listen very closely to this next video. I'm going to show you, we've got a lot to get through today. Listen very closely to this. This is the kind of shit Greg's been telling me for fucking 20 years. And it just never sunk in. I don't know why. I don't know why I should just listen to him. And not Instagram's 20 years and it just never sunk in. I don't know why. I don't know why. I should just listen to him.

Instagram's 20 years behind Greg. Testing the Canadian recycling system. Buying nine tons of plastic, diverting it to a warehouse in BC and installing satellite tracking devices. They specialize in covert tracking. They connect with a GPS satellite every two to three minutes and then show you on a map within 10 meters where they are. By getting three companies with ties to recycling programs to haul it away. Merlin Plastics says it's committed

to a more sustainable future. GFL, an environmental solutions leader, Waste Connections encourages recycling and reuse. Back in Vancouver, our trackers are on the move. Turns out it also stayed in BC, but not to be recycled. So, what does it say up there? Waste to energy facility. Our plastic bale came in here, went in there, and they incinerated it. Okay. They burned it. No, I didn't realize that plastic was getting burned. GFL tells us there isn't demand for our kind of plastic, so burning it is the cost-effective solution. Burning creates toxic ash.

Finally, there's the batch with waste connections. You see the trucks that are in there. Yep. It's also still in BC. Uh, dump trucks. And Natasha is in for a surprise. I mean, you see... Holy, yeah. It's all just going in. I mean, this is a landfill a surprise. I mean, you see.

Holy, yeah. It's all just going in. I mean, this is a landfill. Yeah. It's just where you figured it would end up. No, it's definitely not where I thought my recycling would end up. Remember, Waste Connections encourages recycling and reuse, but as it turns out, not illegal haulers in bc have no obligation

to actually recycle the plastic mountains of our plastic burned overseas tons of it dumped in a canadian landfill we're testing the Canadian recycl- There is no recycling. There is no recycling. There's no recycling. It's like climate change. It's just a scam. There's no recycling. There's no recycling. Vote Kamala. There's no recycling. Bo Kamala, there's no recycling. It's the same. It's, it's, it's, there's no recycling. There's no recycling. There's no, there's no recycling. There's no, there's no, it's just going, it's just getting burned.

Michael Moore made a movie a few years ago. They put it on YouTube. And I remember Greg's like, Hey, we got to watch this movie tonight. And he goes, why? He goes, it's not going to last on YouTube very long. And we watched it in the very next day. It was pulled down and it showed about how all our, we have hundreds of clean energy plants, clean, uh, in the United States.

And it was a whole documentary on how we get, we don't have enough, we don't have enough things to burn to make the clean energy we need. And so it was just all we were doing is we were importing fucking shitloads of forest from the Amazon and bringing it up to the United States and burning trash.

And that's what our clean energy was. It was deforesting the Amazon and it was fucking hundreds and hundreds of these plants. That's good, Adam. There is no spoon. And, but it gives, but it's giving recycling workers a job. Uh, Muhammad became the top baby name in England and Wales. Muhammad is, I don't know who the fuck he is, but I know that if you draw a picture of him and post it online that you'll get death threats.

You're not allowed to make any image. I think South Park or the Simpsons or someone one time made an image of Muhammad, and they got all sorts of death threats Muhammad becomes the top baby name in England in Wales Muhammad in fucking whitey land Listen it's perfectly okay to have as many fucking people, foreigners, come into your country as possible, but if you can't culturally shift their mindset, they're going to take over your culture. You do not want that.

Yeah, the prophet guy. David Weed, fuck Muhammad. Muhammad was the most popular boy's name, baby name in England and Wales in 2023. Mohammed was the most popular name given to baby boys in England and Wales in 2023, ousting Noah to take the top spot. Mohammed had been among the top 10 most popular names

since 2016 and had been in second place in 2022, according to the annual list produced by the official office of national statistics. Oliver replaced George as the third most popular name. For baby girls, the top three popular names in 2023, Olivia, Amelia, and Isla, were unchanged from the previous year. I wonder what Muslims name their daughters. I wonder what a popular name is for that. Those countries are just getting taken over culturally. There's going to be speakers on every corner playing prayer five times a day soon.

The world is changing. It's almost like there's a leak and like a leak of toxic water leaking into our clean water supply. Man, my notes are so far behind. This is a great one. Welcome to the great country of Germany. Germany charges American for stabbing migrant who sexually assaulted her in a train station. A migrant grabbed the unnamed 20-year-old woman's butt. She pulled out a knife. He grabbed her arm. She wound up stabbing him in the heart, leading to his death, according to the German newspaper. German prosecutors in the state of Rhineland, wherever, have brought charges against her.

Prosecutors don't believe she meant to kill her. She's a victim of a crime. stabbing him in the heart, leading to his death, according to the German newspaper. German prosecutors in the state of Rhineland, wherever, have brought charges against her. Prosecutors don't believe she meant to kill the man, but still don't believe it was within the bounds of self-defense. According to the Sun, the migrant was a 64-year-old from Eritrea, and the woman who turned herself into police has been charged with causing bodily harm, resulting in death. The Daily Wire asked the State Department if it's assisting the woman. The spokeswoman said, we are aware of reports of US citizens evolved in an incident in the

train station in Germany. We take seriously our commitment to provide all appropriate assistance to US citizens abroad and are monitoring the situation. Udu Girig, prosecutor, said in a statement that the incident occurred on June 29th. The stabbing was preceded by the 64-year- harassing the 20 year old by grabbing her butt in exchange of words And the 20 year old opening a folding knife She was carrying and making stabbing movements in the direction of the 64 year old Whereupon he backed away and the 20 year old followed him. He said oh

Well, she shouldn't have done that The 64 year old then grabbed the 20 year old's arm Which she was using to wield the knife. The 20 year old freed herself from his grip and stabbed him once in the same movement. Yeah, once he backed away, you gotta stop. The German police instead investigated more than 100 people for criticizing the culprits in that...oh shit. Nine migrants were convicted in the uh sorry the young woman's possible sentence of 10 years in prison is far greater than that faced by migrants

who gang raped a german girl in a city park in 2020 nine migrants were convicted in the case and only one saw prison even though none expressed regret at the sentencing the german police instead investigated more than 100 people for criticizing the culprits in the case. In June, a different 20-year-old woman in Germany was sentenced to jail for defamation for calling one of those men a disgusting race rapist pig, meaning she faced a sterner punishment than he did. Prosecutors said they were looking into why the girl in the latest train station incident was carrying a knife. Who cares why she was carrying a knife? In August, Syrian migrant who is supposed to have been deported stabbed three people

to death and injured eight others, leading a leader of right wing party to say, is that your diversity when people are cut into pieces with machetes or horrifically slaughtered like animals? In 2015, more than 1000 women were sexually assaulted by migrants at a New Year's Eve celebration in Germany. On September 23rd, 26 German police were injured as masses of Eurythraean migrants fought each other in the streets. What is going on?

John 1334 from the New Testament. Is that New Testament? I don't even know what I'm talking about. John 1334 from the King James Bible The Word of God so now I'm giving you a new commandment love each other just as I have loved you you should love each other Okay, right after I fucking kick the fucking rapist out of the country Put him in a rocket and send him to Pluto. I'll do it with love, Jeff. I'll do it with love. I swear I will. Cut their balls off with love. In the name of God and love, I remove your testicles. I remove your balls sack and your heart with God and love average athlete nlt new living

translation oh that's all I ask seve thank you god this show has been a shit show this morning kenneth you didn't miss anything. What a fucking train wreck of a show. We went from one of the greatest shows ever last night to this mess. I'm supposed to have Colton on today. I fucked that all up. Well, he thinks that if I heard the messages that we give our young people today, especially the minorities about it's so racist, it doesn't matter what you do, everything's stacked against

you. Every police officer wants to shoot you. It was only when I got in graduate school that I learned that I was black, I was poor, I was a woman, and I couldn't do any of those things I had already done. And I do believe that if I'd heard the messages that we send young people today, I don't know that I would have tried as hard. I really think that if I heard the messages that we give our young people today, that's the way that's the way it was for me. I didn't know that I was short and ugly and had a big nose until I went away to college at UCSB, UC Santa Barbara. I went through fucking

elementary school, junior high, high school, city college, University of London, and then I went to UC Santa Barbara and some guys were nice enough to let me know that I was too short for certain girls and I had a big nose and I wasn't attractive and I was homeless. But by then it didn't stick, it was too late. I already like I had been fully formed. And so it was just it just rained pussy on me because I just didn't know that. But if I would have known that ahead of time The ignorance was bliss Did I say universe of London? I meant University of London

Yeah, then you see Santa Barbara in line, but it was too late By then I was I by then I was fully formed as a complete fucking Ego-maniac that thought I could do no wrong and I was beautiful and funny and fun. And it just rained pussy on me. It was crazy. I remember guys telling me, hey, I would be talking to a girl at a party and my buddy would be like, dude, there's no way you can fucking get her. What are you talking about?

Like, dude, she's six inches taller than you. I'm like, I didn't even notice. What are you talking about? And modest, yes, thank you. I had no fucking idea. None. Clueless. Black girls, Asians, the whites, they all succumb to my charm.

Rich girls from Orange County, hippie bitches. I too, uh, uh, uh, oppressed to have pussy rain down on me. Yeah. I don't even know what that means. I didn't want to go to the University of London. My fucking mom made me go. That's how fucking cool my mom is. I did not want to go. I was so fucking pissed. After high school, I went to City College, and you know in college people only take three or four classes, and I was like, that's retarded. In high school, I took seven classes. So for three semesters I just was just like I'm gonna finish this shit up so fucking quick this is gonna be easy and I'm just gonna

be done and my mom's like my mom's like no you're gonna I'm gonna send you away to the University of London and I went there kicking and screaming and I ended up having the time of my life. It was like the coolest thing ever. I'm so glad my mom forced me to do that. My mom forced me to do very few things. It was awesome. It was so great.

And I was in my Malcolm X phase. I'd already been kicked out of the house years before and I lived in a neighborhood where I was the only white dude is all black people And so I was just like I was crazy like immersed in in in black culture Like I'd read everything I'd read like 20 books about the Black Panthers everything I could about Mandela Martin Luther King Malcolm X I was just like As a fucking PhD.

I went to, I was a black studies major at UC Santa Barbara for a minute. But then I realized how fucking retarded the people were who taught those classes. They didn't know shit. And so I'd been living just for three and a half years. I was basically, I was the only white dude in my neighborhood. So when I went to, by the time I was fully black, by the time I went to London, the old black dudes I hung out with. I love Malcolm. Malcolm's great. I mean, you know, my primary source on Malcolm obviously was the autobiography written by Alex Haley. And then just, you know, just whatever videos I could see on him. And there was no YouTube then. The thing that stood out to me the most about him was when he was

in jail he studied the Bible, studied the dictionary and memorized the dictionary and the definition of all the words. And I just thought what a fucking G. I didn't, it would be interesting to go back and read him now because I didn't understand it would be interesting to go back and read him now because I didn't understand political ideology back then. I was, I was rather shallow in my understanding. And so, So, that's interesting story how you go from being kicked out of being back in Mom's Good Grace is that she would pay to send you to the University of London. Yeah, I got kicked out when I just turned 16. I got kicked out and I think I went to the University of London when I was

Probably 20 or 21 Yeah, there was a guest recently who memorized Webster's it was Josh cedar It was Josh cedar Anyway, yeah I was completely fucking oblivious about what my limitations were until I went to UCSB and the whites there were happy to tell me my limitations the whites to tell me my limitations. The whites. The whites. I love the whites. Yeah, crazy. Now married to a Jew. Never in a million years thought that would happen. Look at all the Jew kids.

In an investigation on government efficiency, it's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one, a report has discovered that only 6% of the federal workforce reports in person to their jobs on a full-time basis. Elon Musk on X said this, if you exclude security guards and maintenance personnel, the number of government workers who show up in person and do 40 hours of work a week is closer to 1%. In another example,

a manager of the Department of Veteran Affairs in Atlanta took a photo of himself working of Veteran Affairs in Atlanta took a photo of himself working while taking a bubble bath. So veterans wait months and even years for services, but at least the manager smells like eucalyptus. So the report found the federal workforce barely shows up to work, ignores crises, and overcharges taxpayers. In other words, they're doing exactly what

we thought they were doing. Is that really true? You think only 1% of them show up to work? That's crazy. Meanwhile, Ryan says air traffic controllers have been doing 50 to 60 hours a week. No shit, that doesn't sound good. Malcolm X is legit, he needs more play right now, but I doubt the regime wants that at all. They don't even want to center MLK Jr. I hope they release all the files on that shit on Malcolm and King's deaths Probably true, but you don't need to be in the office 40 hours to accomplish work

Yeah, especially if you only have one hours worth of work. They don't do shit. I knew they didn't do shit I'd be highly skeptical of that 1% number. I I knew they didn't do shit. I'd be highly skeptical of that one percent number I am but i'm not like is it 0.5 percent then Uh, mike sandone. Yes 100 the va in danville illinois was a fucking ghost town a year after covid Yeah, I I'm more inclined to believe it than not. My favorite part about true nutrition is the ability to customize my own supplement. I've been looking all over for specific greens supplement that

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hear people like throw that one around, like, you know, to talk about people. Oh, that person just likes to hear themself talk. I'm not even sure I know what that means. But I for sure, I for sure, I'd be curious, I'm going to ask my wife this question in private, not with you fucktards listening. But I'm going to ask my wife later. I think I do 95% of my talking on this show. Like when this show is over over I just stopped talking Say my name bitch David weed Yeah, it's the seven podcast I know that's why I had trouble processing and I'm like, how do I even process that What am I supposed to hate myself talking and then do a show every morning? I can't get enough of Trump shit.

All the Trump propaganda, like him dancing and like, I just, I just, I just eat that shit up. Trump hates women. He's about to take away women's rights. This is right now. Together we rise. It's about time. Pam Bondi, attorney general. Linda McMahon, secretary of education. Carolyn Levitt, Great Tits, White House Press Secretary.

God, she looks like she's 12. Oh, she has one of those faces. She looks like she got the Elizabeth shoe face, you know, where cheeks are bigger, like her head's wider on the bottom than the top. Chief of Staff, first ever female, Suzy Wilde, Power Suit Tulsi Gabbard, Director of National Intelligence Elise Stefanik, Ambassador of the United Nations God, she looks like she's 12 Kristi Noem, Secretary of Homeland Security

You know she fucks. And I say this was peace and love. I give zero fucks that it's women. Zero. None. I could give two fucks. I don't give a fuck at all. I could give a shit less. I'm actually concerned because I think women should be, their true power comes raising

children and having kids. So I get a little concerned for their own mental health. They might not be doing what they're biologically programmed to do. But I also have no, just for them particularly. But I give zero fucks that it's women. But I'm also still, like, I like all those ladies. And it's dope. It's cool. I think it's cool. They can't just do their jobs. They gotta do their jobs good. Yeah, cleaning and making food and like taking care of kids. Yeah.

And like telling when I'm fucking feeling insecure like bolstering my ego. Let me make a list. I'll make a to-do list for Hayley today. Let me see. I'll just tell you Hayley's to-do list. Okay, here we go. Number one, let me pull this down. Let's make a list of things for Haley to do today. Things that I expect from Haley. Kiss me.

Kiss the boys. Make steak. Tell me my schedule, like, you know, like where I have to drive the boys and shit what I have to do. Remind me to take warm clothes to tennis because it's winter. Remind me to dress warm. Pay all the taxes, any taxes, pay taxes. What are some other things she has to do? Oh, pack the car with kids stuff. You know what I mean?

Like if I take them to swimming, she's got to have the bathing suits in there. Fold my clothes. Don't wash my clothes. God, I hate it when she washes my clothes. Don't wash my clothes. close. It's pretty much it. Oh, keep kitchen clean.

Keep kitchen clean. Remind me to work out. No, I do that. I'm toilet paper guy. Make sure bathroom has toilet paper. I do toilet paper. I'm obsessed with toilet paper. Obsessed. Nope. I pick up the dog shit. Oh, make clips. Oh yeah, make clips from this show. Make clips of Sevon podcast. Keep ass tight. Keep ass big and tight. Keep ass big tight. Expect her to work out. Work out. Anything else? I think

Oh Yes, yes, yes call the relatives yes, yep good good one dude Have kids call my dad have kids call my dad have kids Call dad Oh educate the kids. Educate kids. Oh yeah, service the hog. Yep, thank you. Service the hog. Anything else? Um...

Oh, watch Dexter with me. Oh, be prepared to take over any of my duties if I have an impromptu podcast. Be prepared to take over any of my duties with no notice, with no notice, with zero notice. What else? I think that's it. Pretty easy. What else? I think that's it. Pretty easy. Kiss me, kiss the boys, make a steak, tell me my schedule, remind me to dress warm, pay taxes, like you know, the bills and shit. Pack the car with all the kids stuff so I just have to jump in and drive away. Fold my clothes. Don't wash my clothes. Keep kitchen clean. Remind me to work out. Make clips for the Saban podcast. Keep your ass big and tight.

Have kids call my dad. Educate the kids, you know, like the schooling shit. Service the hog. Watch Dexter with me. Be prepared to take over any of my duties with zero notice. Yeah. That's it. Simple. Tell me my show is great. Tell me show is great.

I'm going to put this, I'm going to tear this sheet out and put it on it with a magnet onto the refrigerator One crazy thing my wife has started doing which is just just started a couple months ago She's sending me clips now for the show but we have a totally different sense of like humor and what I want to do on the show. But I feel obligated to look at anything she sends me. I have to figure out how I'm going to handle that. Fox News Digital, hip hop mogul Jay-Z is being accused of raping a 13 year old girl along with Diddy in a lawsuit that was filed today in New York. The lawsuit states the incident allegedly happened at an MTV VMA after party 24 years

ago. VMA after party 24 years ago fuck so like I'm just like bullshit bullshit bullshit No, no, they didn't No, he didn't no he didn't no he didn't no Mike. He didn't No bullshit bullshit News digital did reach out to Jay Z's team They have not heard back yet, but one point, um from the lawsuit quote many others were present at the after party Uh-oh this part really this is the part that fucks me up. Many others were present at the after party

But did nothing to stop the assault But did nothing to stop the assault. That's the part that i'm tripping on I'm like no no no no Wait a minute You're telling me they were raping a 13 year old in the presence of other people and no one did anything You think it's lies too David? Fuck me and David. I just I Don't know man

I know that if you have like a billion dollars, you're different I know that if you have like a billion dollars you're different Like the whole world when you don't have to worry about money at all the whole world changes for you I mean, it's it's kind of unfathomable, right? You don't even know how to think about it Hey, I remember one year at the Porter I remember one year at the Puerto Rican Day Parade New York City a chick got raped in public. Dudes just at the party ripped her fucking clothes off and raped her in public. So here you have a party with a bunch of people on fucking drugs and alcohol.

So here you have a party with a bunch of people on fucking drugs and alcohol And all and it's like crazy sexually charged right the whole premise of the party is to go and get your dick sucked Or to suck a rich guy's dick. I don't know how girls think but i'm just telling you just making that second part up but But somehow Jay-Z raping a chick isn't possible. No, it's possible. Hey, here's the thing. Here's where you get me, Mike. This is the part, and I said this yesterday on the show. If I, I can't, I can't say he's guilty, but if you gave me a million dollars and you were

like, Hey, Se Sevan you have to bet Whether he raped you have to put it on he raped him or he didn't I'd put it on he raped him if I was trying to double my money just strictly like But just for Fox News to just come out and say that and there's just like no I I mean, dude, Monica ate Bill Clinton's ass out in the Oval Office in a high in a hallway where there were no cameras and he had to lean against the wall with one hand because he had a bad back. I mean, shit, anything's possible. David, do you let people eat your ass? I don't think that's oppression. Maybe I don't know what oppression is, but yeah, I see what you're saying.

Like all their lyrics are about oppression. I don't think that's oppression. I don't think that's oppression. I don't think that's oppression. I don't think that's oppression. I don't think that's oppression. I don't think that's oppression. I don't think that's oppression.

I don't think that's oppression. I don't think that's oppression. I don't think that's oppression. Maybe I don't know what oppression is, but yeah, I see what you're saying. Like all their lyrics, all their lyrics are just about just railing chicks. Smoking weed and railing chicks. Oh, standy. I don't know enough to pick a side, but I know men are disgusting, so I wouldn't be surprised about anything. Let's pick a different word than disgusting, but I, but, but I, I sense your, I feel your sentiment. I feel your sentiment.

Danny Masterson was convicted of rape without any evidence even being presented that he did it. Who is that Danny Masterson? Danny Masterson. American actor convicted of rape. 30 years to life. He portrayed Stephen Hyde in that 70s show. He's a Scientologist. His victims were at the same time of assault. The Church of Scientology attempts to silence the victims and its subsequent inference, career, other ventures, personal life.

He was Scientologist, started dating actress Bijou Phillips. In March of 2017, three women filed sexual assault allegations against Masterson prompting an investigation by the Los Angeles Police Department. Masterson, through his agent, denied the allegations in December of 2017 after a fourth victim and accusation. Netflix fired Masterson from its comedy series The Ranch, saying in a statement yesterday was his last day on the show. A few weeks later, a fifth woman made a similar rape accusation. He was dropped as a client by United Talent Agency. November 17th, musician Cedric

Bixler of the group Mars Volta at the drive-in wrote that Masterson had sexually assaulted his wife Chrissy Carnell. In 2017 the show in 2017 the show Leah Remini Scientology and the aftermath had filmed a two-hour episode that focused on the sexual assault allegations against Masterson with interviews from multiple accusers the show was planned to air during season two, but the Los Angeles County District Attorney Office initially asked A&E not to air the episode until the office had concluded investigations and decided whether to charge Masterson. After waiting another year and a half, A&E

decided to air the episode as the season three finale. Each of the four plaintiffs have been a member of the church of Scientology at the time as was Danny Masterson. Hi, damn you haven't been on the show in a long time. What's up? Is it cold in here? I have the heat on in here. It's warm. It's just... Is it cold in here? I have the heat on in here. No, it's not cold in here. It's warm?

It's cold outside. Oh. Freezing outside. Oh. What's up with you? Eh. To be continued, people. Ari's here.

Is the mic on? Oh yeah, it's on. I have to turn this camera on. Oh, maybe this camera... Oh, shit. I don't think I have a camera for you today I think this battery might be dead it is That's fine. Oh, maybe it's working. Hold on. Let me see what's going on here. I was gonna come on Who is obvious? he's coming yeah what's up how are you feeling still the same yeah you think that you think

you're sick because you because you're like a professional athlete and you and you kind of just live life just on the edge like you're always pushing yourself to the extreme so your immune system has been compromised? I don't know. This is a cool gun. It is cool. I got it from my friend Bear Hanlon. Doesn't work anymore, right?

No, I think it works. Here, let me see it. It works, but it doesn't have any bullets. No, it's got bullets. In here? Yeah, let me show you. It does? Yeah.

Hand it to me. But it doesn't shoot. No, I'll show you. It shoots, but... Look at the... It doesn't shoot any bullets. Look at it. You just...

You cock this back and forth. You can't shoot it. You can't shoot it. You can't shoot it. You can't shoot. No, I'll show you. It shoots, but... Look at the... It doesn't shoot any bullets. Look at it. You just... you cock this back. I said cock. Okay. And then you lower this thing. And then, here. I'm gonna shoot it?

Pull the trigger? Yeah, but don't point it at me. Jesus, that thing is heavy. I know. Okay, point it that way at the TV set. Am I gonna blast it? Yeah, let don't point it at me. Jesus, that thing is heavy. I know. Okay, point it that way at the TV set. Am I gonna blast it?

Yeah, let's see. I'll get a new one. I'm rich as fuck. No, you're not. I would say, I would say, if Greg said that, I would say yes, he is. Yeah, Greg's rich as fuck. I can't pull the trigger.

Why? Just I can't, it's too heavy. No, what are you talking about? Pull the trigger, dude, don't be a pussy. What are you talking about? Use two fingers. I'm trying. Let me see, maybe the safety's on.

Hold on a second. What's going on here? I can't pull it. I can't pull it either. I know. I mean, you know. What the hell's going on with this trigger? Oh, there we go. That's right.

Oh, it's heavy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. See, did you see the bullet come out? No. Oh. Oh, you sparks. Oh, yeah, I saw it spark. Talk to hammer again.

Let me see you cock the hammer. This thing? Yeah. That thing. Pull that thing back. OK, now pull and then pull the flint. Yeah, yeah. Let me see. Shoot it again. Oh Wedge anymore. Oh, I don't think that That's weird, oh

It wasn't cocked back all the way. You gotta, oh, you gotta go back to look at you gotta go click click. Oh, try again. You pull that car. You gotta really pull the cock back hard. As you pull that cock back. I'll get two hands. You gotta really pull the cock back hard. Nice, you pull that cock back. Cock it, two hands.

If you got a big cock, you gotta, if you got a strong cock, you gotta really use both hands to wield it. Again, pull back harder. Pull back harder. I pull it back all the way. Oh, you felt that say say now your cocks loaded Okay, pull that flint thing down Make sure you blast the TV Dang you spark went on my own leg did Oh, sorry, it's called the hammer not the cock you got to

Get a pull the hammer back This is cool. Yeah, you want that? Do I yes, no, you can't have it. Why cuz it's mine. No, that's fine. Oh, no Ladies gentlemen, I present to you Ari. He's a bad dude He's a bad bad dude, I don't understand? I don't understand. When he steps into the, at the tournaments, they're scared. How does he shoot? I don't understand. How does he shoot? What did you do yesterday? You went to striking class for an hour and jujitsu for an hour. You just sit on the couch in your mom's arm and went wham sick.

And I got hungry. Of course you did. I went to the store, got warm milk and it was the... It wasn't even milk, it was just like fudge. It was like fudgy milk. Was it sweet? It was regular milk, it was whole milk. Not fudgy, but foamy, it was foamy? Yeah, foamy.

Yeah. They heated it up with the... You know how they heat that milk up? That metal pole they put into the milk just blows hot air out And so it makes it off I think the word is frothy Frothy yeah It's whole milk, but it just does not really like it's not really liquid. what's that noise what were you playing the drums this morning yeah I heard him obvious all he was I was really begging

him I go he's get off get off get off you know I was gonna go play him but then he sat down really quickly oh Oh, that's a douche move But he didn't know um Oh my what uh, hey did you use the new towels yet? No I'm curious what your assessment is of them. I Used all the bad him last night. He's like? There's no new towels. I use them today. Yeah. Oh yeah. You had to take a shower. Yeah.

I thought that they were too soft, but I think if we keep washing them, they'll get rougher. I like soft towels. You do. You don't think they just smear the water around instead of like dry it. I like it. Like the rough ones, because when I put put them on me I feel like it's like actually absorbing the moisture what are we doing today oh I'm taking you to um taking you to tennis and I'm taking you to tennis too oh no I have to sit there for an hour? No, you're gonna play. I can't. Why?

I'm sick. You seem fine to me. I'm not. My stomach hurts. And I have stuffy nose. Joey has stuffy nose too. What if I told you I couldn't be your dad today because I'm sick? That's no choice.

I don't have a choice. That's how I feel about your tennis Why would choice on the kid? Oh David we'd look at me and David are two for two He's this is the guy never I never agree with and now we're he that says new towels suck ass. That's good You know, I've never had a stomach ache in my entire life No, no pussy in me You know, I've never had a stomach ache in my entire life. You haven't? No. Even when you're a baby? No.

Kid? No pussy in me. Yes. You think there's a little pussy in me? There's a little... Crazy? There's a little something in you crazy when you were a kid. Yeah?

Yeah, you remember one time you went down to Steep Hill without your helmet? Yeah. And you cracked your head helmet. Yeah. Hey Hey, what do you mean your stomach hurts? What's that feel like? It does not feel good like you feel a gift to take a deuce. No, not really It's just like a painful feeling in your body, how would that stop you from playing tennis? Can't you just push through it? Give it a try. I mean, if I can't do kickboxing.

Come over here, let me feel your forehead. Oh, sometimes my head hurts and. How's your vagina? I can't answer that. You feel good. Maybe a little warm. All right. Let me see, what can I play here that won't be offensive to you?

Oh, here we go. This is, oh God, I can't play this. What is it? It's a funny comedy clip I have, but it's, oh, okay, I can play this. What is it? This is, I can play this, here we go. This will be over your head. You won't get this you're too little So make any sense to you, okay?

Don't reach out to me for my past like Mike you used to be so liberal what happened and the only way I can describe it Is like Imagine you and your friend really like camping and you go camping all the time. But then one day your friend starts telling you they're really worried about Bigfoot. I think Bigfoot's going to get them specifically. And then they start, they don't stop camping, but they start telling people that they're really brave for camping and that they're camping in protest of Bigfoot. And then you kind of pull your friend aside and you're like, hey, I don't think you need

to worry about Bigfoot as much as you're worried about Bigfoot. I don't think it's actually mentally healthy for you to worry about this much about Bigfoot. But then they start saying, hey, that sounds like something a fucking Sasquatch would say. And you're like, fuck you, I'm not a Sasquatch. But then they start telling the other campers that you're making them feel unsafe and that they should let you in the Jeep Wrangler anymore. So you get really frustrated. You're like, fuck you, maybe I am a Sasquatch. And you start posting pro Bigfoot memes online. Not because you believe them, but just you kind of want to get under their skin a little bit. But then you've also been listening to the things that

Bigfoot's been saying on podcasts. And it doesn't all make sense, but some of it kind of tracks. Like maybe Smokey the Bear is lying to us about where the origins of forest fires and what's going on in Ukraine. So then all of your friends are starting to become really obnoxious. Now all they talk about is Bigfoot. Meanwhile, you've been making small donations to the Sasquatch party. Nothing huge, but enough that they send you a shirt that says, Make America Gigantopithecus again. And then at that point, you're wearing the shirt and a Bucky's and one of your friends camping sees it and you're like, I'm never getting back in that fucking Jeep Cherokee

again. God damn it. Have people reach- That was funny. It was? I can't understand that really. Is Bigfoot real Play wooly's latest cry for attention. Oh That's what the noise is don't do that

I Don't know what you're talking about Everything he does is a cry for attention. Me? No, you're a bad dude. You're you. You do? Sometimes. Oh, you're a bad dude.

You are truly you're a bad. You're gnarly Ari. Do you know you're gnarly? Do you? Like, do you know you can kick ass? Do you know you kick ass? Let me ask you this. Are you any good at fighting? That's the stupidest question I ever heard in my entire life. You know that answer. Yeah.

I'm great at fighting. Yeah, you are great at fighting. It's crazy. All of it too. The kicking, the punching, the choking, the fucking great at fighting. It's crazy All of it to the kicking the punching the choking the fucking bitch slapping you bitch slap someone quick I started grabbing by the neck to the face and just started driving it Yeah, I heard I last night I heard someone get slapped so hard from the other room. Oh, that was not me. It was you. Joey came in crying. I was last night. No, it's at some point. At some point yesterday there was a crack. It was

must've been before I went on my podcast Oh, I was asleep before your podcast. Oh, can I have that gun? Oh, just don't play with it anymore You know what someone said? Let me show you something. Someone said something really important someone someone someone said that uh, I Shouldn't let you play with this because if this thing comes Forward with your finger in there. Let me see, let me put a pencil in there like this. And it hit your finger. That would hurt. That would break my finger. Yeah, you probably wouldn't like that. That's a good call. Thank you, Cory.

Don't ever come in my office and play with guns again. I'll beat your ass. Here, but it looks good on the couch, right? I'll put it right here. So, Obby's learning how to make videos. You actually made one with him, right? Yeah, we made like ten videos now. I'm teaching him how to edit on Final Cut Pro. I've been spending like an hour every day with him. Are you impressed with how much time

I've been spending with him? Yes. Have you noticed? He's getting more attention too. He used to be a boy with no attention. Yeah, it was just all you and the twins. Yeah, because he got old and people only like small puppy dogs.

I was ready to start making him sleep outside. Old people only like small puppy dogs. I was ready to start making him sleep outside He's gonna be good he's already figuring out editing he's gonna be I bet you by the I bet you in the next 30 days He'll be able to make a whole film and shoot and edit a video all by himself. It's gonna be crazy Yeah, he got he got good fast. Yeah It's pretty it's pretty crazy. It's a whole different way of thinking. What's up? You sore at all? Can you work out today a little bit?

Oh, see how I feel. Maybe just some squats and pull-ups and stuff. Nothing too intense. Some rope climbs. I can do squats. Yeah. But not too much. If I I do too much I'm gonna blow up we should do it now Cuz I have to leave it 1130 go with you to tennis no

what about But you can't sit around and watch TV today. You gotta like move or got to do something else read or draw rub mom's back I read a whole book yesterday I know I saw you reading yesterday that was cool it was easy it's probably a kindergarten book oh really so easy I read the whole thing in like 309 pages it's easy can you tell me what it's about oh it's just it's just babies. I just like reading something easy over and over again All right, did you see my show last night? But some of the words are complicating um no no

Do you think I watch your shows? I'm a kid. I like to have fun I don't like to see adults talking about politics No, this one wasn't about politics. No the one last night. Yeah, the one last night wasn't about politics There was a girl who came on the show who was looking for a date to go to a comedy club with her so she came on the show and People in the audience could look at her and decide whether they want to go on a date with her What if they fight? Yeah, that's a problem.

But she gets to choose too. Yeah, she gets to choose too. Well, she didn't make any final decisions. We had like five or six people try. But nope. Well, I mean, I think one of them. We had a guy named Big Baca. Now we had Tony the Asian, we had naked Heidi, Bill Clinton.

Do you know who Bill Clinton is? Bill Clinton called in. Uh, we had black Jeremy and we had, uh, uh, Brianna Brianna Brianna. Brianna? Brianna. Oh, oh, oh. Hot 23 year old girl. Oh, oh. Wait, that doesn't make any sense. What do you mean?

What part? Oh, I get it, yeah. No, I see what you were gonna say. What doesn't make sense? Tell me. You got it, you're on it. You figured it out. I don't wanna say it.

Yeah, you're see, go ahead. You probably know what I'm talking about Yeah, yeah, it doesn't make sense because you know because the date could be it could be either a boy or a girl Really? Yeah, I mean for this it's not like a date date. Oh, it's just like going out. Yeah, just like going out just party. Yeah What's up, dude? Your arms look big. Joey is going to be so. Here comes the whole crew. Geez.

I am up for what I do right here. Is Ms. Mighty here? Oh, hey, tear that shit up, dude. You were great on the show. Thank you. What were great on the show. Thank you What a great little showing It is cold, right Joey you want to sit on the couch? I was editing without you a little bit. You were? Yeah. No, it's uh, I don't think it's those headphones

You can use those. Go ahead. Oh, no. No, look to you. Look next to you, to the right of you. Oh wow. Every time you guys come in and out, it's cold. Is it warm in here? Yeah. I closed the door so it wouldn't be in the heat. Why? What did you do yesterday? I was in the warm room.

Oh. It was so warm. Are you sore from the workout we did yesterday? Yeah. You are? Yeah. Yeah. Are your lats sore?

Yeah. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. It was so hard. Yeah, I felt it. You know, it is sore in my throat. Yeah. Depends if Ari wants to do it or not.

Holy shit. You have two hours. Depends if Ari wants to do it or not. He said he's too much of a pussy. Okay, then I have two hours. That's better. Then you have swimming. No, because I can't do it as I... Gold? So you have three hours of tennis today. Holy shit. But not straight in the road.

That's crazy. Did your mom kiss you today? She can't. Why? She did? Because I have that on her to-do list. That's crazy. Did your mom kiss you today? She can't. Yeah. Why? She did? Cause I have that on her to do list. Kiss me kiss boys.

Did she make a steak yet? No. What? Make your own steak. I don't know how to do that. Then you shouldn't be a dad. Oh, testing. Hello. No. Yeah, go ahead. No. No good. Yeah, that works

Say it you can't oh, okay. Put those down. Try those other headphones. Did you try those other ones? Yeah How's that good yeah, you can hear good Joy are you good fighter? Uh, yeah. Okay. You can kick some ass. Look at the callus off my toe fell off. It's peeling. Oh wow. What happened? I was just picking at it. Oh, it's fun. All right. I think the show's over. And when I get back in the game, I want to try to do 100 burpees again. For time?

Yeah. Break the record? If I beat my record by 10 seconds, I'd probably get the world. What was your time for 100 burpees? 352. Yeah, but you gave him an extra one. So he put it on. Hey guys, let me leave you with this. This guy is so amazing.

This Pat McAfee guy. I don't even know what he's saying. I don't know what he's doing. I don't even know what's going on in the slightest here. Not even like a little bit. But I'm so thoroughly entertained by him. He's amazing. A lot of people have said up here, this game's already been played in 2-1.

Who's that coming down the track? It's the Mimo sheet in the red and black. It's a me machine in the red and black. Ain't nothing finer in the land. Nothing finer in the land. Than a drunk up block, she's Georgia fan. Drunk up block, she's Georgia fan. Go dogs.

Go dogs. Go dogs. Go dogs. Go dogs. Go dogs. Go dogs. Go dogs. Shake them. Oh, shit. I'm going to be the judge. Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge!

Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Steve Sarkisian came over here and beat my ass pants. I picked against this Texas Longhorns team last week.

How can I ever do it again? Well, we're in the Peach State, and your dogs are barking. Give me Georgia to win the SEC Championship. Welcome to the SEC, Sarc. It was cute. Bulldogs by a million! As a lot of people have said. How, like, I care about college football less than I care about the shit I flushed down the toilet this morning.

Really? Oh, it's just- You didn't flush anything on the toilet. I did, I took a fat deuce this morning flush it away and yet this guy I like I don't even think any of that was scripted. I thought he was gonna do a dance when he stand up on his chair. I mean that guy this guy's. I need more room to do my show. His creative juices are just flowing. People that care that much about sports don't make any sense, yeah.

I mean, I don't even know if he really cares or if he's just an actor or like, but he's amazing. The crowd's all crazy. It's crazy his voice went for that one without reason. I think he did. What? There's a voice playing that without what? His voice.

His, he was talking that much without breathing. I think he did. He was yelling. Yeah. That was amazing. I don't even, I don't even know. I don't even know what he said. I don't care.

I watched the clip four times. I was like, wow, this is You do understand what he said You understood but you can't remember it I Got bullshit on that bullshit on that. You guys want to eat a Holy Ball? No. Oh Holy Ball I thought you said The Mac Daddy How is the show last night oh dude, I'm a beast dude I'm a beast What that guy does for college football I do for CrossFit your dad's fucking amazing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no

They're not really holy balls. They're like flat balls. God, they smell so good. You're going to need milk with that. Why is this the hummus house? Do they sell these at stores? I don't know There's a three grams of protein per ball, it's dairy free gluten free No animals were harmed in the making of this product. No, it doesn't say that I just made that up The first ingredients peanut butter organic peanut butter and then salt macadamia nuts

Is good, right You good Yeah, oh really I think there are some seeds there's something in there because it has a really trippy texture look oh Yeah chia seeds. Nice call, Joey. And what's this white stuff? That's probably coconut. Yeah.

You know, I one day I want to drink a coconut raw. Oh, we can do that. We should go buy one today. We can do that. I keep asking you about you say no. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, tell me what next time be like, next time. A newborn I saw like coconuts and I was like, oh, I want to try that. All right. A coconut's healthy for you.

Yeah, they have a place in the diet for sure. There's a lot of sugar in them. Um, and a lot of fat, but like the liquid has sugar. Like, so basically inside the coconut, it's just like coconut milk and that's really sweet. Yeah. It's crazy sweet. I don't even know why they call it coconut coconut milk. It should be called like coconut water.

It's just really sweet water. Coconut water. No, it doesn't even know why they call it coconut coconut milk should be called like coconut water. It's just really sweet water No, it doesn't even taste like coconut Really Coconut water all the time when I was a baby you did I don't think that's true. Do you not remember? No, I don't go that beer place. Oh Yeah, the pond with the money in it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I remember that place And I threw up once yeah Yes, you remember that

That was crazy. I just ordered a beer and you had the fucking nerve to barf all over the place No, I don't know much coconut water the place. Why did he take a sip? No I don't know. I drank too much coconut water. It was nuts. It was like it that when you're a little kid you don't even projectile vomit. You just open your mouth and it was just flowing out. That's awesome.

It was so weird. We pulled up to that beer garden. I was gonna let you out of the stroller and you just sat there. I was like, hey dude, you okay? You're like, uh, like you fine? Cause usually you would just jump out and start raging there. Yeah, like jumping around, go like putting my hands in the pond. I'd be like, don't do that.

You're like, Oh yeah, no problem. And then I keep doing it. And then, and I'm sitting there watching your stroller and my beer and I'm sipping it. And then we were the only there watching your stroller and my beer and I'm sipping it and then We were the only people at the beer garden that day we were there pretty early in the morning like they just opened Yeah Hello, didn't have friends go with you there. I used to go there with Chad and were there chairs Cass Yeah, there were chairs and benches and there was the sandbox

There were a lot of bad kids there. I remember a lot of bad kids. Yeah, there were chairs and benches and there was the sandbox. There were a lot of bad kids there. I remember a lot of bad kids. Yeah. Retarded liberal. Oh, yeah, there was like a long like hallway sandbox. It wasn't really a sandbox. Yeah, they took the same as you got older. They took the sandbox out and they put in toxic rubber bark. It was so fucking stupid. did it yeah i i remember bad

kids like throwing chalk kids throwing chalk and bark and like i even knew even then those kids are horrible yeah you were so good i know you never did any of that dumb shit i want to say i want to take already back i want to get i can feel editing coming Yeah, it's getting easier and easier every time like that video They just hear stuff. I Could tell yesterday the way you were moving the clips around in the timeline that now you're starting to understand the idea And we are layering the clips stuff I will know how to fade like fade into color like you go to dissolve. Oh all these things Oh, that's cool

Yeah, I just did it and then you put command t for transition No, oh, I just dragged it over. Oh You can do you can do command t command t okay, cuz I just drove it over Hiding yeah, and he's all gonna fall one time Yeah, don't touch those I try to stick it on yeah, yeah What's crazy is those are falling off all over the place? Maybe you shouldn't touch him. Maybe you shouldn't touch him. I'm pushing them on. No, I don't touch it. Buster I know you should do shoot. You should take them all down and just squirt everyone with glue.

Stick it back up. How are you gonna do that? But that would be kind of hard. Yeah. Listen carefully. Listen very carefully. Listen carefully. Listen very carefully. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Yo! Yo! Ah! Ah! Ah!

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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! And why the foolish me? Why the foolish me? Why the foolish me? Why the foolish me? Why the foolish me? Why the foolish me?

Why the foolish me? Why the foolish me? Why the foolish me? Why the foolish me? Why the foolish me? Why the foolish me? Why the foolish me? Why the foolish me? Hey! Volume 3! What's up? David, are you out of your fucking mind?

What is wrong with you today? We're three for three? Oh my god. What does that mean? I agreed with this guy three times today. I never- I usually just fight with this dude in the comments all the time. It's a fucking time and now today we're three for three. Oh, the boys couldn't see the video.

That's why they're not. I can see the video. Oh, were boys couldn't see the video. That's why they're not. I can see the video. Oh, were you impressed? Not so much. Yeah. It's kind of weird. Oh yeah, it's weird. Definitely weird. It's cool.

All right. Maybe David's just paying with you and maybe he's just paying with me. All right. Love you guys. Talk to you guys later. Bye. Bye.