The Sevan Podcast - Teaching Discernment | Live Call In #990

Episode Date: August 20, 2023

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mid-show i'll pull up an instagram clip and you don't hear okay no yeah No. Yeah, so I went to a B&H website or whatever, and I picked a podcast, microphones, and this was the best one or the most expensive one, the Shure one. Nice. Looks cool. It's significantly smaller than the Rode. This is my guess you're going to get this. Oh, wow, yeah. That's significantly smaller than the road. This is my guess you're going to get this. Oh, wow.

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and stuff right yeah we're like the mayhem empire um I saw a comment um in YouTube I wanted to address

oh someone said hey uh I think it's from Tom Tom Tom Tom Gearan yesterday I was talking about doing muscle ups and pull ups and stuff I think it's from Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom Geeran.

Yesterday I was talking about doing muscle-ups and pull-ups and stuff and about my bicep and CA peptides, and Philip Kelly suggested, hey, you should consider doing some banded pull-ups or stuff like that. I think he meant it, and then Tom was like, hey, why would you do that if you already have, oh, you see it. Why would you do banded pull-ups when you can do strict muscle ups, if anything, do negative strict pull-ups. So I used to do a lot of negative stuff, you know, going just even just a few months ago. And that does put a ton of stress on my, uh, on whatever muscle group I'm using my lats, my bicep, whatever, which I like, that's why I did

them. But I think what Philip Kelly was saying is just to work smaller muscles, like just get some really easy bands and then work some. I was just picturing it working some angles that are kind of out of the traditional path. So maybe just even hang the bands and just pull slowly. Basically use it like a lap pull-down machine. That's how I was thinking. Make it easy, slow, you you know do the pull downs out here out here out here just to work all the fine muscles just help build strength in that whole

and all those different planes i guess i don't know if there's any truth to it it just sounds logically like it makes sense seems legit thank you constantly very thank you rambler, hey. And do it. Oh, I like that. Red. Did you just switch that? No. Oh. Well, I like it. Rambler, hey. You mean yes. Of course I did.

Rambler, hey. What's up, dude? Marissa Hinojosa. Hinojosa. Hinojosa is the first H silent and the J is the H. Hinojosa. Hinojosa is the first H silent in the J. Hinojosa. Hinojosa. Yeah.

I really prefer profile pictures. It's entertainment for me, just so you know. Good morning, beautiful people. Good morning, Dusty. That's a good profile picture. It is. God, Rambler's got a lot of comments right here early on. Yo, grab your coffee. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mikkel, foreigner.

I could be wrong, but discernment, I believe, is an old wooden ship used in the Civil War. Isn't that a line from a movie or something? I'm going to say something really stupid. There were ships in the Civil War? Technically, I guess. I don't know. uh fergie show good morning mrs slop heidi heidi heidi heidi i was playing uh i was playing back you know heidi if if i did have any regrets um about the games which i don't but I did, it would be not hanging with you. That would be at the top.

But I was also playing back when we met, and I got to see you in the stands. That was really cool. Dick Butter, hey, guys. Jeffrey Birchfield, good morning. Isn't that weird? I just know you guys from the internet. I saw a lot of you at the games,

and then now I'm walking around in my yard with pruning shears, being like, man, that would have been cool to hang with heidi more you're living rent free in my head but i like it i've always been i've always liked people living in my head rent free um jay ruffner sevan have you pulled out the usada testing pool much like killer pulled out no no um but but i'm glad you're saying that no ow fuck i hurt my arm no way yeah that hurt i didn't like that i did um i did leg lifts yesterday if i'm looking swole i did leg lifts yesterday and i did curls and i did uh strict shoulder press what do you mean my leg lifts yesterday if i'm looking swole i did leg lifts yesterday and i did curls and i did strict shoulder press what do you mean by leg lifts i lay on my back and i hold a d-ball over

my head and i lift my legs up so that they're uh perpendicular to the ground and then i lower my heels till they almost touch the ground and then i go back up and i do 12 or 13 on the minute for 10 minutes until like my fupa is sore in that spot between your belly button and your cock cock and I should do those more I should do those and I do toes to bar and

knees to elbows but I do like crazy small reps like sets of 3 and 6 on the minute for 10 minutes because I watch tv while i'm doing it i prep i'm prepping god i watched so many fucking podcasts yesterday what do you watch tv watch all the ufc stuff for tonight's fight i watched pedro shit uh which was really good who else did i watch yesterday um there was someone i don't traditionally watch. Who did I watch yesterday?

There was someone. Not talking elite fitness. Not Scott Switzer. The redheaded musician? I watched him, but I didn't see him on a podcast. Has he done a podcast yet i don't know oh i invited him on this one that'd be wild shit who um anyway so when i do that that's when i try to do some bodybuilding shit right strict pull-ups strict muscle-ups uh leg lifts curls

and when i mean curls it's like i tell myself i'm doing cleans but i'm really doing curls you watched uh john campbell oh i did how did you know that because we have the same youtube account oh no shit i watched a show so yesterday so another thing is i've been staying up till 12 30 which is way too late because i get up at 6. And I watched a bunch of Campbell yesterday, and I watched the interview with Vivek Ramaswamy and Tucker Carlson. Holy shit, it was good.

Let me, I didn't send you the notes, did I? No. Here we go. Sorry. I'm the most ill-prepared ever for a show today. It's all good. Hey, I'm a huge proponent of jumping, even though I could do pull-ups for my jam.

I'm a huge proponent of jumping pull-ups, too. I probably don't do enough, but I think that there's huge value in those for everyone. You like those? I just think as long as you don't fucking hit your head on the bar on the way up, I think metabolically they're fucking gnarly. My dad says the same thing about them. He does them for jumping pull-ups, yeah.

He does them pretty regularly, and he said he likes them a lot. Oh, they're crazy. They're crazy. Just like if you do a fucking set of 25 and run 200 meters 10 rounds, you will not make yourself fucking rhabdo, even if you can do 20 straight pull-ups. That's a different stimulus. Yeah, totally. Well said.

Rent money for your head. Well, thank you. Rent money for your head. Rent money for her to live in your head. Yeah, but I just like the word head. Head. Isn't that a great word? Yeah, it's a good word? Got myself some head.

Sevan, I need your thoughts. Oh, awesome. I have an issue. A issue? My dad, that's the dude, by the way, when someone says my dad, that's the dude that busted a nut in your mom

his semen mixed with something inside your mom that made you that's what father's denotes that denotes connotes denotes denotes thank you my dad has been told he has high cholesterol and has been given statins oh nelly noelly. No, no, no, no, no. He's healthy, mobile, active, 65-year-old. He doesn't need them. Yeah. Okay. That's the second person who's asked that. When Greg comes on, we'll all bug him about statins.

There is, like, statins are a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, no, no. Even my mom knows that. I should have given you brain fog, dude. The side effects of statins are crazy. I'll tell you this, basically. There's tons of books. There's tons of books, like the cholesterol myth, the statin myth. There's tons of books on it.

But they did some crazy shit in those studies. Those are some of the most corrupt studies. You can't even believe it. You cannot even believe it. But then on top of that, medicine and science has completely fucking, well, broken science has completely bastardized what cholesterol is. They don't even know what cholesterol is. They completely misrepresent it.

The great cholesterol myth. There you go. There's one. You got to get them that. Yeah, it's... Hey, there is like... There's no one... I'll give you a...

I'll give you a stat. It's been a while since I've said this. Bear with me. There's a study where they look at high cholesterol in women. And women who are over 65 who have high cholesterol live healthier, longer lives than women who have low cholesterol in the over 65 category. And the reason why is cholesterol is a correlate.

It is not a cause. Cholesterol is a correlate, meaning, God, I'm waiting. I need more sleep to share this with you. It's a correlate to someone being unhealthy. It's not proof of it. But cholesterol is good. You got to read the book. When Greg comes on, we'll pick his brain.

You don't want my brain for it. I'm going to confuse you. But there's shit tons of evidence on it. Maybe I'll even brush up on it and give you guys a bunch this week. There's no one who's seriously looked at the cholesterol studies who thinks that they're real. By the way, that's just more evidence for you, too, that your doctor's just been programmed by pharma. that's just more evidence for you too that your doctor's

just been programmed by pharma he's just being told what to say there's no critical thinking on their end none whenever i talk to some of my doctor friends i like you just try to i don't know invite reason into the conversation and they just it gets shut down. It's like, well, that's not what the algorithm says. That's not what this says. It's like you're not even allowing another thought in your head. That's it.

Not at all. Disappointing. Greg's coming on on Tuesday. Give me 39 cents so your comment pops up up and I'll make sure to ask him. I'll make sure to ask him. Justin H. Cutting Grass, listening to Seb on Good Saturday. Oh, that's cool. Someone asked it, had a question in here that I have no...

I have no question here that I have no... Where is it? Oh, who's coming on for the... When is this mythical thousandth episode? I think we're 10 shows away. Oh, my goodness. Shit. Jay Ruffner, Sugar Aljo. I was 100% on the Al aljo train and then when i saw

them face off i was like wow sugar is big he's an aljo looks skinny it's gonna be crazy it's gonna be crazy i'm not sure i the algos um what do they call it posturing really does anything for me I like the I know I said before that I didn't really like Sugar Sean but I was going to go with Aljo but after that face off I think I like

Sugar Sean a little better you do like Sugar better or Sean a little better. You do like Sugar better? Oh, nice. Yeah, the other shot, they're going to show you an angle from the other side and you're going to see that Aljo is not bigger than him. He's definitely shorter. Yeah, but even like his legs and his chest and his arms i thought

alger would be huge compared to him like all buff and shit but when you saw it from the other side i was like oh shit he's not let's see uh so i put in women over 65 with high cholesterol live longer and what popped up in google is in the current study higher ldl cholesterol levels and relatively healthy older women actually were associated with longer survival until we have compelling evidence that cholesterol lowering drugs improve clinical outcomes in such patients we should emphasize healthy lifestyle and resist pharmaceutical uh pharmacological uh intervention yeah it's a it's a correlate and it's not a cause it's crazy the higher the subject's LDL cholesterol the longer they live

and the less heart disease they seem to experience and there's so many crazy side effects from statins what can centarians teach us despite the current emphasis on achieving lower cholesterol levels the fact is that cholesterol is not associated with longer lifespan. That's not true.

Let me click on this guy's page and see who he's associated with. Oh, sorry. Low cholesterol is not associated with longer lifespan. Okay, so I do agree with this guy. Yeah. Despite the current emphasis on achieving low cholesterol levels, the fact is that low cholesterol is not associated with longer lifespan. Yeah. Dude. Yeah, dude.

There are these things that we know and yet that we just throw them out the window. So I'm going to talk to you about polio, for instance. Polio cannot live out here with us. As soon as it's exposed to oxygen, the polio virus has some crazy name. It's dead. It's toast. The same thing with tetanus. I can't like get tetanus and throw it at you and you get it.

The nail has to go into you and it has to transmit that way in an environment where there's no oxygen. As soon as it hits oxygen, toast, done. I shouldn't say it's dead because it was never alive, but for some reason it becomes, it can't do whatever the bad shit is out in oxygen. And yet

people were thinking that that shit was, polio was being transmitted through the air, through touching people, all that shit for just forever. And if once again, if you just barely scratch the surface, you'll see that it has to go inside it has to be inside of you and it has to leak out your gut and how do you leak it how does shit leak out of your gut when you're unhealthy when you have leaky gut and so many fucking americans have that

but but you have to think you have to be able to think a little bit you have to be like well if it can't travel through the air, I can't get it that way, then how the fuck did I get it? Just some logic. And maybe there's some loopholes and there's some workarounds. I'm not saying that I'm necessarily right, but just think. There's just... People have to think. They have to ask questions.

People have to think. They have to ask questions. I formally request a 10-minute guest slot for the 1,000th episode since I have a team-engraved mouse pad. All right. These are nice mouse pads. Where is mine? I started using mine since Susan gave it to me.

Look at what I have. I was cleaning out my garage and I found more bags of weed. I'll send you a bag of weed since you're... Even my kids know. They're like, it smells like weed in here. They're like, what's that for just to smell for smelling

incense incense tell me when that episode is Heidi and I'll send you a link you can come on we'll hang out it would be a pleasure to have you on oh no Mrs. Burns from Sabbath Essentials.

Shit. I'm on breakfast break and someone in here is open mouth chewer and drink slurper. Love it. Yeah, Kenneth DeLapp. Leaky gut and autism have some interesting correlations. It's, man, that gut. That's why I was tripping. I was feeling bad for Danielle Brandon when she said she was on a shitload of antibiotics.

That shit's not good for your gut. That shit will fuck with your performance for sure. C. diff. I did harvest those. I did harvest that weed. I mean... How do you harvest it? Five years ago.

Like scissors? Yeah, scissors and then cut off. And then it's got tons of big leaves sticking out everywhere, and you kind of are trying to get those away too. It's a sticky mess. It is a sticky mess. I think I sent you the notes. I have them.

Hey, guys, the Bajent shit is getting really interesting now. So Travis is Tyson Bajent the the young guy he's been on the show a bunch last week he played he had a great great week in the nfl and then this week it sounds like he's gonna play for at least a quarter and then i think the last week they're talking about playing him a whole half a whole half a whole half what is that half half time half the game chic Chicago Bears preseason. Are you ready to see more Tyson Bajan? Wow, this is crazy.

The article is not as nice as the title. The title makes it seem like they love him. But this guy, Jacob Infante, says, As sad as it makes me, the sicko part of me is excited to see more Tyson Bajan when the Bears play this week. That's pretty dope. Yeah. I'm excited for him. Sunday show is going to be awesome. Whatever happened to the Sevan podcast newsletter?

The guy who does it quit. I told him I would pay him. I stopped paying him. And he stopped making them. Seriously, it was just like that. Simple. Yeah. Not everyone is independently wealthy like Caleb.

You can just keep working for free. Number one, this is in my feed every single day now. And the reason why it hits so hard with me is this is right. I used to go to this gas station like regularly. I went to this gas station at least once a month i know this whole area intimately and this is by the oakland airport and you see there's a guy squatted down behind that van right there so people are stopping at this gas station to get gas and they're being robbed just like just right in front of them thieves target tourists and uh and

empty out their trunks full of luggage while they were distracted pumping gas. This shit, like, there is a version of this every day now on my Instagram. I've become obsessed with, like, this kind of just this insane stealing that's just going on everywhere. Look at that shit. He pops the trunk. Crazy, right?

Yeah, it's insane. They're so fast, too. Also, they have a nice-ass car. Yeah. You paid someone? Yeah yeah don't let that get out pay increase for caleb of course pick caleb pay increase for you ah thanks appreciate doubling caleb's pay tomorrow that's a good idea I don't know why I didn't think about that David thank you gotta say strapped in Oakland the thing is

I don't know what you can do to stop those people you just have to know your surroundings honestly like you have to be aware of everything around you you can't like I mean everything like literally you're pumping gas and like someone could come jack your shit. Yeah, right.

Just so quick. Oh no, Jody Lynn, my purse was stolen out of my car while I was pumping gas. I never noticed. Insane. Holy shit, that's quick. I never noticed insane. Holy shit, that's quick. Savant Topanga Mall, epic stealing. Yeah, that's down in LA, right?

Epic. I know, it's... I don't know what's happened here in California. The purge is on. Oh, someone did send me this, though. I didn't ask him if I could read it, but I'm going to read it to you anyway. It says it's number 27. I should erase one. It's number 27.

And I posted this on my Instagram, and someone said, hey, I'm telling you a lot of what you're showing and sharing on your podcast sounds like South Africa. I don't think you're showing and sharing on your podcast sounds like South Africa. I don't think you're that bad yet, but it's the same here. People who are previously disadvantaged and therefore can do whatever they want now. Yeah, this is all George Floyd shit. This is all George Floyd shit. So this is a guy.

Oh, this is awesome. This is a guy three nights in a row. Pushed thieves away out of his apartment complex. Look at this. This is crazy. Here's some thieves trying to throw a motorcycle in the back of a U-Haul. And this guy runs out there. You can play the audio on these too.

Audio on the surveillance cameras. Let's listen in. They grab the motorcycle cameras let's listen in they grabbed the motorcycle it's actually them trying to steal a catalytic converter let's listen what are you doing come on fucker damn another motorcycle get the fuck out get the fuck out come on what do you mean what the fuck out! Get the fuck out!

Get the fuck out! Come on! What do you mean, what the fuck? You're trying to ruin your life! Oh, you can hear the thief's girlfriend crying. Can you hear her? Yeah. Unless that's just the dude.

That's fucking crazy, dude. Also, imagine, like, after that point, you just, you know how to handle every single person that comes into your house. And also, I think, I don't know if he was doing this, but I felt like his garage door was open on purpose. Oh. Like, he just kept it open. Unless they, yeah, unless he just, unless they figured out a way to open it, which I know there's ways you can open garage doors,

but, um, he's going to fuck some people up. Wow. January. Oh, Sleek. He said that,

uh, Biden bringing back masks to healthcare settings and airports and planes. Please tell me you're joking. I will not do that. So glad I'm getting out of healthcare. Sunny K, oh, I'm going to Seattle for my L2. Yeah, that's dumb. Dude, Seattle's as bad as Oakland.

Worse. Yikes. Good luck At least you'll be fit You'll get fitter I um This is kind of a tough one To uh Bring up but

Here we go anyway I've always felt I've always felt I've always felt like there was a strong connection between the word gender and religious people and God gender's imagination and I think God's imagination and I think they kind of live in the same place in the brain for a lot of people

I think a lot of people who believe in God and are religious are just making that shit up in their head you know I think in the Bible it says God made a man in his image, but in reality what I'm observing is that man made God in his image. It's the exact opposite of that. And I've talked about it, you know, not in a while, but like a year ago, that was kind of one of the themes that I was sharing with you guys is like,

yeah, there's this delusion that people can't tell the difference between their thoughts and reality. And I can touch a penis and I can touch a vagina. And for me, that substantiates through my own discernment that those things are real. And yet gender is just this imaginary thoughts that I attach to it, right? And that's okay until you can't distinguish the two. And I've always thought that God was like that for a lot of people. And then, you know, about six months ago on the show, it was proposed to me and it kind of solidified that there's people who

don't know that they say they don't believe in God, but they actually do believe in God. And they believe that CNN, CNN is their God. Meaning, let's say you have these four quadrants in your brain. I'm just making that up. You don't, but, and one of them is you need a God. It's like, just how we are are just like you have a mouth and you need to put foot in it food in it um there are things as human beings that we have to have in our life in order to operate food air but there's also some thoughts and those thoughts are what's giving us some sort of direction right and so some people choose god and they fill it in that compartment but other people unbeknownst to them they've chosen the news they've chosen the

fucking news and they don't know it and they worship they they the same way that religious people let religion and the bible and those type in scripture run that part of their life which which i'm okay with perfectly okay with other people have chosen the news don lemon it's fucking crazy and they don't even know it but yesterday when i was listening to vivek uh gramoswami he said this and i thought wow this is fucking amazing and this is in reference to the black community lgbt plus zy um uh LGBTQT plus ZY, the Republicans, the Democrats, any of these groups, these communities, these bullshit communities. He said, cults don't have an obligation to logic. I'm paraphrasing. And the most dangerous and scariest religions are religions that don't know they are religions.

Christianity knows it's a fucking religion. It knows it's a cult. But religions don't have an obligation to logic. And that is the fucking left. That's what wokeism and liberalism are. They have no obligation to logic. And what's worse is they claim to hate religion, but that's what they are. They are a religion.

They're a cult with zero obligation to logic. And when he said that, I was like, wow. I mean, I'm paraphrasing. But all of a sudden it just made it made complete fucking sense what has happened over there on the left we've already determined six months ago or a year ago or I determined on the show oh shit those those people are fucking delusional so instead of having the 10 commandments you know don't hurt don't steal obey, fucking respect your parents, whatever the fuck those are,

they have fucking filled that shit with their own religion, which is like, you can be whatever the fuck you want and logic doesn't make sense. Math is racist. You can have a penis and still call yourself a woman. Molesting kids and having sex with kids is okay. All that shit. That's what they've done. They filled that with that. And it's fucking scary. And once again, I'll take the fucking religious people 10 times out of fucking 10

over the ones who are just fucking making up nonsense. Complete and utter fucking chaotic nonsense. If you want to say religion's nonsense, fine. But it's not fucking chaotic. Yeah. Mike Poolboy, thank you. The 11th commandment has been written.

Thou shall cut the pee-pee off. Oh no. Thou shalt cut the pee-pee off. Oh no, thou shalt not cut the pee-pee off. Yeah, it's a fucking cult. But I just loved what he said. Cults have no obligation to logic and the most dangerous and scariest religions are religions that don't know that they are religions. I'm interchanging the word cult and religion.

I apologize. Absolutely no fucking logic. Wow, Dan Guerrero had to evacuate wildfires with my kids last night. I'll show you chaotic shit. Then I guess I shouldn't complain about being up till 5.30 working on my insane studio.

I have the nicest podcast studio in the world now. I'm at the fucking 75-yard line. This thing is so nice. I would put it up against any podcast studio in the world. It's so nice. What else have you added to it? There will be, like I said, there's monitors everywhere. There's a producer's desk, 75-inch TV.

All the walls are being covered with soundproofing. So you won't hear the dog anymore? I don't know if you'll hear the dog or skateboarding or anything. I got all new studio lights, all new microphones, cables, all new cameras. I haven't even hooked up all the cameras yet. Fucking shitloads of fucking high-end Sony cameras. Everything will be completely cleaned out. It's big.

The floor got carpeted. It's fucking nuts. But I'm in here every night working like a jackass, sweat pouring off of me. You know what I mean? Ladder. Yeah. I got a new little cute heater for the room a dehumidifier an air filter the only thing I didn't change was the couch and my mom's like hey you got to change this couch but I like the couch it's a it's a staple it's weird yeah you'd have to have like a really good

coach couch to replace it. You couldn't just replace it with any couch. Right. I agree. Here's the cord. Look at it. I like doing that. It's magic.

It's magic. Somebody was like, oh, the cord's gone. I was like, no, it's still there. Yeah. Good question. Don, are you okay dude yeah don what state are you in are you in hawaii what do you mean wildfires i think there's wildfires in washington state too just north of you have you seen all my instagram feed is completely filled

with maui conspiracy theories yeah somebody sent me some earlier filled what do you think about Filled. What do you think about them? Direct energy weapons? Yeah. Do? No, I never smashed my wife on that couch. That's a great question, though. That's a fair question.

I don't think I've ever boned in the podcast studio. I did tell my wife, though. I said, hey, if we didn't have kids, I would never leave the studio, and I'd just call you in here to bone. That would be the extent of our relationship. I told her that last night. She doesn't even find.

She, like, looks at me like, oh. Great. That's funny. Kelo. Kelo. Kelowna. British Columbia. He's in British Columbia.

Yeah. The Hawaii fire started from one of Hunter Biden's crack pipes checks out Phillip I saw your I was going deep into the DM's again this morning surprised I made it to the show in time I really like the way he worded this have you had oh oh have you and your wife

used your go i thought i read it differently philip i saw that you were out partying with the homies to like 1 30 in one of the texts you'd said that and i was like man i should talk to philip i bet you he's seen seen and heard some crazy stories. About what? Just partying with the homies. I forget who he was with, but he was just with some people. Oh. Like at the games and at Broken Science. I think he stays out late with the late night party crew

he said no don't talk to me can you pull up that Vivek Ramaswamy video yeah I was waiting for that time code you wanted I think at 41.35 I mean

you guys know that I'm fucking godless, and yet this shit is so important to me. It's going to sound like a dickhead thing to say, but I wish more godless people were like me, that they saw the importance of God. Try playing this. I think he says something like, basically he's running his whole presidential campaign to try to get people to be proud of their country again and to define to themselves what it means to be an American.

What's it mean to live on this land? What's it mean to take care of your homeland? And I just like that, like, hey, let's take care of where we live. where we live okay on this land with these ideals what does it mean to believe in god to be a nation under god i think that's our moment and i believe that if we fill that void with an actual affirmative vision we will dilute these other poisons to irrelevance. They are symptoms. Okay, pause that for a second. So yeah, like I don't know why anyone would be afraid of that. I like that. Yeah, I like it too. I like the idea. I like the idea of people respecting where they live, finding a commonality, asking as a nation about God.

I'm okay with it. Dan Guerrero, you're such a follower. Oh, did you read the message before? Oh. When I asked you about Vivek weeks ago, you just kept going on about RFK. You're so full of shit that's not even fucking true. You're so full of shit. I've been up Vivek's ass for a fucking six months.

I've liked Vivek for so much longer than you. I just said the other day that Vivek says in three seconds what would take fucking RFK, fucking his whole entire term to spit out of his fucking mouth. You're pissing me off. You pissed me off. You officially pissed me off, Dan. You were in the good graces. Yeah, you were.

Go outside. You now pee outside. You don't get to use the inside bathroom. Number 25, bye-bye, Leah Thomas. You will no longer, and I know I'm saying his name wrong, too. I know it's not Vivek, but I'd still call him that. Oh, Dan's happy to pee outside. He says good.

Bye-bye, Leah Thomas. World swimming bans transgender athletes from participating in women's events, which means goodbye to Leah Thomas. It's crazy. How many fucking chicks he fucking pulled his dick out in front of. It's crazy at Penn state. Was it Penn state? It's nuts.

You Penn, you, you Penn university of Pennsylvania. That chick said that they fucking, he pulled his dick out 18 times a week in front of those girls, 18. They had to change in front of them 18 times a week. Damn. Well, I guess you got to change to get into, yeah, that makes sense.

That's like twice a day. Yeah, twice, three times a day if you're doing three practices, right? That's fucking weird. And fuck you for all the fathers and brothers and grandfathers who didn't go over there and stand up for their fucking daughters. You's a bitch. That's horrible. Oh, wow.

You see Bill Maher's interview with one of the girls where he asked how big his dick was. No, but I like it. Oh, shit. I'm totally okay with that. How big was his cock? Surprised he hasn't chopped it off by now fuck this dude fuck god listen

and those of you who are like oh my god oh god fuck I saw a friend of mine the other day a friend what number was that I want to erase that bye bye Leah Thomas 25 I saw a friend of mine the other day. A friend. What number was that? I want to erase that. Bye-bye, Leah Thomas.

25. I saw a friend of mine the other day. I don't know. Posted a picture with their kid at the library with a tranny basically leaning over them, reading them a book. A man. Like, why? Why? Do not.

Here, play this, play this. Play number 35. I think, I don't think you can play the music. You should be suspect of men in the kid space. Especially men that dress as women. You should be suspect of men in kid space Just suspect, a little suspect You should never

I don't think you should ever trust men with your kids I don't think you should distrust them You shouldn't live in a world of duality You shouldn't be stuck in a world of duality either But you should definitely not trust them Any men. We're not bad, but we're men. We're men. Jake Chapman, I feel the same way with trannies as I do with priests. Interesting. That's strong, really. I feel you on it, though. I feel you on it.

I like a priest. But I feel you on it. I understand it completely. It's weird. You're a dude and you're gonna fucking for some reason you have this calling never to fuck to lead people to... Yeah, it's weird.

I agree. Okay, go ahead. Play this. So this is libraries in the thousands, in the 2000s. Let's say 2003. Hold on. In a thriving society. Here we go. She looks like she has to pee the way she's rocking. Here's another woman, another beautiful woman reading. Doesn't have any piercings. Doesn't have too much's rocking. Here's another woman, another beautiful woman reading.

Doesn't have any piercings, doesn't have too much makeup on. Here's another woman, she's able to squat down low teaching kids, doesn't have too much. Now look at this. Men, this is now.

Oh, that's awesome. Why? Seriously, totally judge a book by it's cover You do not want anyone With any nose piercings working with your kids Stefan that's asinine Dude I'm just

I'm giving you free Fucking intel Soon as you see the bull ring Mental illness 100% of the time No exception Bullring. Mental illness. 100% of the time. No exception. No one does that.

No one puts the bullring in their nose. Nobody. Unless you're mentally ill. Colored hair like that. As soon as you see that hair, that purple, like that. Toast. Cuckoo toast cuckoo cuckoo no one does that they look into me something's wrong

their perception of reality and what's good is wrong yeah even females especially yeah even females it's fucking man bun no it's fine man bun's fine. Man bun's fine. No, tube tops are fine. Sorry.

Tube tops, man buns. I mean, don't get me wrong. Tube tops... It's stupid to do that to boobs. Daniel Brandon has colored hair. She didn't for this games. Watch yesterday's podcast with her. She didn't have colored hair.

And there's degrees of it, by the way. There's degrees. You know what I mean? There's like the little purple stripe, and then there's the fucking purple helmet. It's a fucking strong correlate, people. I'm not saying cause and effect but i'm just telling i feel the same way about people who wear glasses well your fucking radar is off that's what can i

say hey that's fucked up yeah we can't help that they're they're not flattering tube tops are just not flattering i agree makes the boobs look like they're – it pulls the boobs down. Yeah, I agree. I don't mind them, but it's not the most ideal. Kenneth, like a spectrum? Yeah. Liltism. Boy, that liltism. There's a difference between dyeing your hair purple and chopping your penis off,

but they're in the same family. But it's degrees. Degrees. Man, oh, man. How do you still have your kids in school? I don't get it. I just don't get it. You know uh number 34

nick matthew had a nose ring just saying yeah yeah yeah yeah i get you nick matthew definitely has a little bit yeah he got something going on good dude uh hey especially uh here's the thing too sorry nick i love you but uh nose rings crop tops on dudes dying your hair purple and you have kids fucked you magnify everything times two now you got like some crazy narcissism soon as you have kids you got you you don't even have what do you even like when you have kids taking a shower is like borderline selfish brushing your teeth is borderline selfish that's your natural state once you have kids

there's a fundamental shift in you who the fuck has time or care or passion to go to fucking CVS park your car walk in buy purple hair dye or passion to go to fucking CVS, park your car, walk in, buy purple hair dye, deal with any of those retards from the parking lot into the place,

come back, dye your hair. Like, what are you doing? You should be at home playing fucking Go Fish with your kids. Do you know how fun that is? That's like the normal state. Like, you miss something. I do agree though, Sevan. Honestly, I know.

I'm not, I'm not, some of you are like, some of you think I'm joking, some of you think I'm crazy, some of you think I'm, but it's all true. And you'll all know, and if you're lucky, you'll all know. Someday you'll know. You just need to slowly, one day it'll just all click for you you don't do any of that dumb shit

when you have kids if you're a good parent if what happened to you biologically was supposed to happen to you the shift you're supposed to make and hey and that's why all those people who don't do that like let me tell you something when you see someone with dyed purple hair like that do you do you even consider for a second that they're one-tenth as happy as yourself those are no you just know you can see that person be like oh that person's not happy like i walk around all day happy i don't have to worry about any of that shit the more shit you're worried

about the 100 the least less happy you are happiness exists and with no thought whenever i have parents come up with their kids to get a to be seen and they have colored hair, the kids are always just a fucking nightmare. Right, right, right. Very strong correlate there too. Yeah, exact same thing. The lady who... I should be careful. They're

incredibly difficult to deal with. Getting them to sit down, getting them to sit down, getting them to sit still, asking them questions. You see me, if you see me and my kids walk into a Safeway, we buy pistachios almost always and fruit. It's like our go-to.

When you see the lady walk in with the purple hair, she has a box of bang energy drinks. It's like our go-to. When you see the lady walk in with the purple hair, she has a box of Bang Energy drinks and three bags of Doritos with her four kids. And they all have snot running down their nose, and it's just like... When you go grocery shopping, do you play like a game? You like look at everybody else's grocery cart? I try so hard not to

because I'm such a fucking judgmental douchebag. All the time. Anytime I go to Sam's Club, I just look at everybody else's grocery cart. I try so hard not to because I'm such a fucking judgmental douchebag. All the time. Anytime I go to Sam's Club, I just look at everybody's shopping carts. And it's just shit. Everything I'm getting is either from the refrigerator aisle

or the little fruit section. Phillip Kelly, I have kids and tattoos. I'm mentally ill. There you go. See? see thank you i appreciate you being in the study in the study yeah if you see someone obese in line with the grocery cart you can look at their shit and be like yeah you're i i know it's not full of cantaloupes and fucking sparkling water and, you know what I mean? It's the same thing, too. It's like when I go buy pistachios, there's this—I just buy the salted pistachios, and they're always in full effect.

But all the honey-roasted and all the ones with the canola oil and sunflower oil and all the sugar on them, they're fucking—those shelves are cleaned out. Yep. Exactly. And don't get me wrong i don't eat perfect but fuck dude i couldn't i could not picture myself going in and buying my kids a bag of honey roasted anything are you out of your fucking mind uh 34 and those um 34 this is 34 34 this is incredible this is this is a cock sleeve I do not know how I've never

seen these a what now? a cock sleeve and so I never know what to do with my cock there's always so much left and so I never know what to do with my cock. There's always so much left in it. I've never used a full cock.

And so, but anyway, go ahead and play this. This is crazy. This is incredible. The thing is, I would probably lose these, but what a great way to save cock. i always just put a nail in it i would or a screw i always ask my dad hey i have so much cock left what should i do with it and in our family you always just get a big screw and put it in the tip so i just got these in the mail these These are condoms for your cock or a cock sleeve.

But they keep your cock from drying out. So when you get them, you just, you know, after you've opened it, you can just slide that right onto your cock and then it'll keep it nice and fresh. So follow me for more pro tips. That's nuts. Hey, can you Google that cock sleeve? Yeah.

And see if those, is that what I'm thinking is, is that's really for something else. And he's commandeered it. Nope. That's legit. That is legit. There's some ribbed ones. it out no shit yeah for sure

wow crazy yeah and i don't use a lot of cock i'm gonna be honest i only use about half but when i do use it i i i always feel like wow i this is like what should i do with this and and when i have black gym floors and so i i have a bunch of black cock around and yeah i just i feel bad it's like I use one little squirt, and then I have a massive amount of cock. These use finer technology. They're better. Oh.

How many? A pack of a... 50. What's crazy, dude, is I'll buy those now, and when I die, my kids will have to clean that out of my tool chest. There'll be like 49 of them left, right? That's true, right? Yes, yes. So we just bought a house,

of them left right that's true yes yes we just so we just bought a house and basically the dude uh didn't clean anything out of the place he was just like i'm gonna congratulations that's cool thank you it's pretty exciting um but so he's like this really old guy and he's like moving off to his like home that he's gonna live for the rest of his life kind of thing. And he was like, yeah, I'm going to clean out everything, whatever. We're like, all right,

cool. Uh, he did not clean out anything at all. Uh, there's like cars there. There's, he's leaving us like, uh,

um, I liked what you said that he's leaving us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's leaving us like,

so there's like two or three cars on the property and a bunch of heavy machinery, and then he just has shelves of screws and nails and caulk sleeves and caulk guns and caulk and fucking anything you can think of, just shelves of it. Cans of paint. Yeah, yeah, cans of paint there's there's coffee coffee uh the the tin coffee tins yeah just all sorts of this dude oh he's like 75 80 years old crazy old but then yeah he just he just let he's like oh, you can have the rest of that. I'm like, what? This is all kind of the garbage. Great.

Don't worry about the laws around paint. Just throw it in the trash. It all goes to the same place anyway. Exactly. Jake Chapman, I had an old roommate. We found out after he left, he used to wank and splat all his jizz up a wall, the same wall for five years. Oh, I want to fucking throw up.

How'd you find out? Did you like pull out a blue light and go through his room? Yeah, what are you talking about? There's no way that's true. Do you have to get a scraper and just chip it off of the walls? The cock sleeve, okay.

That's number 30. I want to share with you guys that it's very, very, very important to return your cart. Please, everyone, put your cart back. Okay, here we go. This is a lady who used to live in California and has

now moved to texas look at her hair she's slowly healing she used to be mentally ill by the way that's another sign too if you have the oh leah is hung leah had a huge cock yeah somebody said that earlier um uh asymmetrical haircut not as strong of a correlate, but it gets you still correlate for fucking you're fucked. Like, you're delusional ding-dong. Action. My name's Carolyn. I'm a recovering Californian, and today's Southern

lesson is this is called a buggy. It's to get groceries. It's actually not a homeless U-Haul. I know. I didn't know either. And it's Southern tradition when you're done with your buggy to return it to the buggy corral to be with the other buggies they actually don't belong on the boulevard or in the la river you want to tell you something the whole time i'm watching this you know what i'm doing guess i give you one guess staring at her mouth no that's good though

i like that close close I don't know. I'm just looking at her tits, wondering if I'm going to get a better angle on them. I'm wondering if she's going to unzip that a little bit or if I'm going to get a better angle on them. I gave up after the first five seconds. Okay, so you did notice them. You're like, are those big or are those not big?

Are we going to get a better angle on those? That's it. That's all I'm doing. Yeah, Sevan, she has the, I feel bad even saying that because i'm not i'm not a bad dude i'm not i'm not like some sort of pervert but i bet maybe i am uh she has the hair yeah but she's kind of in recovery like her color's fading her you see she's in recovery oh yeah let's look at some of her other shit will you click is that her whole yeah let's see hold up oh she's tiny man she has narrow shoulders i wonder if that's a filter though

she's that some of that doesn't look natural like uh this like her chin just doesn't it like yeah she looks like she was the preemie baby or something like she didn't she hasn't developed fully as a human right yeah like she has a flamidomide baby but it affected her head oh shit click that one in the purple is that was when she was non-binary no down lower below jocko below jocko yeah what's that is that her holy shit you asked me to the school dance right i was pretty cool you were a fucking boy dude i remember people looking like that in high school jesus it was fucking weird iowa is it where did you grow up in iowa of the midwest yeah yeah I see it that's fucking weird

awesome god alright anyway filters for sure hey who uses filters filters for sure hey who uses filters I don't know who the fuck uses filters

that's another sign dude if you use filters if you're posting shit to Instagram and you're using filters I understand like changing shadows or contrast so you could maybe see stuff better. I could see like sharpening stuff or enhancing details,

but if you're doing shit like smoothing, if you're changing like fundamentally the way you look and then people are going to see you in person and think that that wasn't you, what the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah. There are filters that like make your chin smaller. They like narrow it. And like, yeah,

it's weird. They like make your cheekbones bigger a little bit. You, that's also your bitches love filters. Mentally ill people love filters. Yeah, once again, you're mentally ill. They always make for good live call and show content though. You're 100% mentally ill if you're doing that.

You're lost. You're lost. I can't picture a young teenage 7. I'll show you some pictures. My head was shaved on the side, basically, like low. Maybe it was longer in the back, maybe. Like a fade or no? Like a mullet. Yeah, probably like a mullet fade was like longer in the back maybe like like a fade or no like a mullet yeah kind of probably like a mullet fade like kind of like grease maybe i look like

fonzie or john travolta i had a lot of hair or like a 80 sylvester stallone sometimes it'd be long all over not long long but shaggy yeah nice i had some pimples around my mouth here oh you had pimples too huh not a lot I mean you know just like normal I used that stuff it came in a tub and you wipe it on your face and it feels like sandpaper exfoliation yeah it was like CeraVe or

something like that I felt like you were rubbing sandpaper on your face yeah I think I used the same thing. It never worked. It felt good, though. Okay. I don't know what the... Number 15.

Oh, wait. What number did we just play? 30. Okay, I'm already saying it. Return your cart. So, return your cart, people. Just be a good person. Return your cart.

You were all up in RFK shit, and I was telling you about Vivek. Oh, I'm leaving rent free in your head. Oh, put your shopping cart away. You know, like photo dumps? People will be like, this is my photo dump. Oh, look at my photo dump from the weekend. That was just my photo dump. Look at my photo dump from the weekend. That was just my brain dump. Jessica Valenzuela, pimples or herpes?

Fuck you. Wow, that's rough. Fucking brutal. You think she typed that and was like, ooh, is this too much? No, I think she just went for it. When she finished the question mark Or when she put the emoji She just hit return There was no like

Yeah she looked at it and she goes yeah And then it sent Yeah She's dope Jake Chapman Seve would just like to say again well done for the Kalipa Froney moment I've watched it a thousand times Yeah that was a huge

huge clip I I um hey oh uh quick question here so yesterday we had Ben Smith on and this fucking dude says I told him if

I said did you know I called Laura he said yeah why did you do that I'm like in a one to ten ten being that it helped my relationship with her one being it killed it and five it's just nothing it's a wash what do you think it is he said far below a five i don't fucking believe that i don't either i i get the same fucking believe that i get the same I don't fucking believe that. I get the same vibe from Ben as I do from Laura. In the sense that they're It takes a lot of work to get in that circle.

But Ben just seems a little more apathetic. Yeah. I agree. But I think Laura she's playing a little bit of a game because I think she thought it was funny that you did that I think she did Christian Kettler

he's lying they're fucking with you and I love being fucked with Ben was playing Elise Carr-Ridau yeah I think they're all just fucking with us we just gotta try harder uh riley s someone's bullying the girl he likes she'll come around throwing rocks at her waiting for her to kiss me yeah shoving her in the hallway that kind of thing ben's afraid of her for sure ben's

afraid of her for sure i think daniel brandon's afraid of her yeah everyone is i did i did i get the the most i do respect the fuck out of daniel brandon because when i asked her about her it was clear that daniel brandon it's game recognized game like she really likes the same way down remember how down pepper was like fuck i kind of i love what a savage uh daniel brandon is right right remember a couple years ago interview and now she's like like she recognized who i love what a savage uh laura is Yeah. It's like putting two lionesses in the same pen. They don't get along super well. If one of them provoked the other, they would just go at it.

I like this image. She's behind the camera forcing Ben to say that. The whole time she's in the room like this. Just staring at him from behind the camera forcing ben to say that like the whole time she's in the room like this just staring at him from behind the camera yeah wow hey seven thinks the strippers at the strip club really like him too i you know it's so fucking crazy you say that hey that's not true adam i've been to two strip clubs in my life one in san francisco and one in um in mexico and yeah that i i i cannot even process what goes on in there and you're totally right that you're you're i don't think that there's a connection there and you're totally right that you're you're i don't think

that there's a connection there but you're totally right like i'm so confused i don't understand and i don't understand it's weird i don't understand a strip club it doesn't make any sense whatsoever yeah it's the same thing i always make fun of guys who are like like the whole fake boob phenomenon so like you're they put they inject their under their skin plastic and all of a sudden you're attracted to that because you think it's boobs even though you know it's just fucking some weird chemical back there like i get it me too i don't want to be attracted to it but i am it's complete makes no sense it makes me it's liberal fake boobs are liberal sure yeah by the way that's a thing too that eventually will make its way full round all the plastic surgery women have the lip fillers the botox the fake boobs all that it's all tranny shit it's just it's just the other end of tranny shit it's

same it's more just like not accepting who you are it's just fucking more nut job shit i was looking at pictures of yesterday of um uh kardashian's mom uh jenner she was such a pretty woman and she's had so much fucking plastic surgery and shit and it's just like she fucked herself up not jenner the other is her name something jenner you mean Bruce? That's Caitlyn Jenner. She was Bruce Jenner. Isn't the wife's name Jenner too? Kardashian's mom, last name Jenner? Christy Jenner?

Julie Jenner? Mary Jo Campbell? The thing is, is the reason why we accept women doing that is because they stay on their side of the fence. Kris Jenner. Thanks, David. You're right. David. You're right. David.

Yeah. And, yep, and you're right. And I'm not above it either. Like, I'm like, damn, fake tits are stupid. Wow, that chick's body is amazing with those giant fake titties. I love it. I just fucking am a mess. Can't help it.

Sevan thinks it's true. And, yep, and both times I was like oh that girl you're right I spent like 5 minutes in the one in San Francisco you want to know what happened have I ever told this story did I tell you in San Francisco strip club I don't think so

I went in there I was probably 21 years old I went in there and I bought a bottle of like champagne and it ended up being like $300 and it was more money than I had I probably had like $100 in my pocket and then I found out that afterwards it wasn't even that bottle of champagne they'd taken a fancy bottle and poured and that whole shit champagne in it and that whole thing kind of unfolded in me in the first five minutes I was there, and I just fucking left. Oh, that's so annoying.

I was like, it reminded me. But I remember being outside thinking, what did you think that was going to happen? This is a place where fucking you pay money for people to get, like, naked. Like, it's... The one in Mexico was way better. Really? For one reason. All they had was Dos Equis and Coke?

It was huge. It was huge. There was no one in there, and I went in there with 13 people. Oh. And there were fucking 40 strippers in there. I never told you this story either. This story doesn't sound familiar? I don't think so.

Did I tell you about my friend that I was showering with with the giant cock? Yes, I do remember that story. Okay. So I'm showering with this guy as a giant cock. So then I'm, and so I go back, after I showered with him, I go back to the campsite. And I tell everyone at the campsite, this motherfucker has the biggest penis you've ever seen anywhere and and everyone's laughing and thinks it's a joke well then these same 13 people we all go to the

strip club together a few days later and a stripper sits on his lap and puts her hand down his pants and she yells el caballo and that was like that was like i felt so validated like a professional cock handler called this guy the horse like she's a phd in cock handling right yeah for sure i would trust that more than anybody else yeah uh how big are we talking so i i only saw it limp but i afterwards I did ask him how big it gets hard. I would say it was like probably like that and maybe eight or nine inches long, limp. I mean he was showering. I remember it so clearly.

He was showering, and we were showering in the shower in Mexico where we each just had a pole coming. We were in a concrete hut and there was just a pole with water that cold water that poured onto you. He had one and I had one. You don't even turn it on and off. You just walk in and it's running. You know what I mean? and um and uh i and i looked over at him and he had one foot up like on a piece of concrete and he was like washing his leg and his cock was like it was like almost touching his knee because he had his leg bent up like that yeah he said it was a several beer can when i asked him how hard it how big it was when it was hard he said it was several uh beer cans like basically stacked on top of each other like a dose he he actually said as thick as a pacifico bottle holy shit and he said and uh he said he'd never put the whole thing in anybody he says he can't he sees their face and he just can't bring himself to do it yeah because he's fucking scrambled scrambled their insides yeah like a can of pringles i think that's a really good um i think that's a really good uh how sorry how sorry i'm sorry so how and i went to high

school together and we've made several trips to mexico and yep, Hal got a... Solid. Hey, you know what's funny, too, is, so ever since I've been friends with this guy forever, and I'm still friends with him, and we hang out, we hang out a bunch, and I... I always try, like, to get glimpses of it, like, through his pants and shit, but I never have.

I've never seen the outline. I don't know where he puts that thing.'s like you know your friend you know your friends you carry a gun like you're always trying to like to get it like a glimpse of their piece if they put their hand up or something yeah it's tucked into you can't you can't ever fucking see their gun there was a guy that i played soccer with in college he had to tape it to his leg when we would play like in when we practice or play like he had to like use athletic tape and like tape it to his leg when we would play like in when we practice or play like he had to like use athletic tape and like tape it to his thigh otherwise it was like like you could just watch him running up and down the field if he forgot one day or like the tape came loose and it's just

yeah hey do you do you i don't keep my penis down i'm an up guy I'm an up guy oh like if I have to like like as soon as the show's over I'll reach into my pants and I'll adjust myself

as I walk out of the room and I'll pull my penis up like I don't like my penis down yeah yeah well like if I have it down like my thighs crush everything

and it fucking hurts my kid I see my kid put his underwear on and he's got his penis down i'm like penis up he's like no i'm penis down i'm like penis down penis up he's like no penis down i'm like what the fuck wait till your balls start getting saggy then we got issues i didn't even know anyone was a penis down guy yeah philip kelly uh i hate up it's the worst really i

can't stand down. That's weird. Okay. I'm cool with it. That makes me feel better about my kid. I thought something was wrong with him. Just point it down, Seve. Oh.

Oh, my goodness. Really? This is crazy. I stopped dating a guy because he was hung like a horse. That thought of that going anywhere inside of me freaked me out. Nice guy. Trevor, if you're out there, I'm sorry. I ghosted you like that.

Wow. So what, you just saw it and you're like, nope, sorry, and then you just left the room or what? No wonder so many girls left me. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. He does have, my friend does have

some funny stories about when people see it though for the first time or touch it. And a lot of people want to see it. Yeah, I bet.

Yeah. You should tell this episode Hog Talk. It's a weird thing. Dudes don't get, like, you don't have to get, like, if you have a, if you had a huge penis or a small penis, you don't, you don't, like, the whole world doesn't see it. They got to get in your pants to see it.

It's not like girls where you can just, like, see all their shit. Fair. It's true i figured out that women like men who wear gray sweatpants recently that's cool i didn't realize why now i know oh really so they can see their hogs yeah that's exactly why yes if you wear like gray like those shitty gray sweatpants that like the Riddell ones that you get at Walmart. Yeah. That's all you got to wear. It's like $5 sweatpants and women will flock to you.

There's no... My friend was white. My friend is white as can be. He's like Nordic white. He's like a Viking. He's got that Viking talk. Yeah. he's got that viking talk yeah i also remember i also know the smallest penis i've ever seen too it was crazy

it's fucking nuts did i ever tell you about the story about the we so we uh in the oh this is a good time to tell the dick story. About the one that I thought... Okay, so when I was deployed, this is a different story than I was going to tell. Is this recently, in this most recent deployment, you have a dick story? Yeah.

Wow, this is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this breaking the HEPA? HEPA? HEPA? HEPA? Nah. It's not.

It's nice. It's nice. No, it's okay. So when I was deployed, we were like the emergency room, the radiology department. We did everything.

And we were also on call all the time. So at one point, it was super early in the morning. Yeah, it was really early in the morning. And like, we get a call to this guy. Um, he like was saying like,

yeah, I haven't like lower like abdominal pain or whatever. So go over there. Um, and he's like, yeah, I just haven't like, like really bad penile pain like it's like really

bad so we're like okay cool like we'll just bring you back to the clinic we'll take a look at you we take a look at him uh and uh he had like broke he had like a fracture he had like broke it in half his penis yes like literally like broke it off and the only way that you can there's like the only way that i thought you could do that was if somebody if you were like having intercourse with somebody and they were on top and they just like land on it wrong right apparently also basically you have to take a really erect penis and quickly fold it in half yeah yeah yeah or just like it's super it's like yeah just or yeah yeah exactly just slam on top of it break it in half apparently there's also like i well i didn't know this but you can like pop it like

like it's like if you're like cracking your knuckles kind of thing yeah i guess you can do that with your dick yeah and they did it uh they were like apparently you can i felt mine crack before like at the base like like like a cracked knuckle before like if it's hard and i've like just pushed put a little pressure down on i felt like a little yeah you know what i mean like that like that right so i guess he like he was the at the thought is that you can do that and like make it longer and i don't think that's even feasible uh but he was doing that and eventually it just like disconnected hey is it is it literally like it's like this and he's pushing it down like this i have no idea how you do it i did not i didn't have a chance to like

dive deeper into that where was it broken was it broken at the base or in the middle i think it was like towards the base but it was it wasn't like all the way at the base but it's like towards the base yeah what's crazy too is you have would have to do that so fast because your cock's pretty like aware. Like if it starts feeling like some, like some crazy pressure, it will fuck you. Find a workaround.

Yeah. Oh my God. There's the, the dick story. I don't think I've ever injured my penis. I don't think I have either. I penis. I don't think I have either. I definitely haven't tried to pop it. I had poison oak on it many times.

Seriously? Yeah. If I get poison oak, it's everywhere. The first place it goes is, like, if I have it here, it's going to be on my balls and my dick, on the shaft, on the balls, everywhere. You never had poison oak on your shit? Nope.

Yep. Not even once. Always, yep. I could have one little dot here. I'm like, well, it's going on my balls. Oh, my God. What do you do for that? They're balls.

What did you say? You, like, put cream on it? Dude, you know what I do? How do you not itch that? So this is what I do. I spray, like, three times a day. I'll spray so much Benadryl on it that it feels like they're on fire for like six seconds. Do you know what I mean?

Oh, my God. I spray so much Benadryl. It's like, ch-ch-ch. Oh. You know what I mean? But once you make it past those six seconds, you're like, fuck, and the itching's gone. But every like seven hours, you got to do it again. Oh, that's horrible.

Yeah, it's kind of crazy. Oh. Yeah, it's fucked up. I saw a good video. I don't know if I put a link to it, but it was, like, a how to itch your balls video. It was so good. There's a specific way to do it? You know.

I mean, we all know. You know what I mean? Like the pinch and twist. The pinch and roll? Yeah. Like you don't just – like it's not like scratching your arm. Gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, there's Benadryl spray. I think it's Benadryl spray. Benadryl. We had – when we had that guy on, the doctor who was the urologist, what was his name, Tom Siskron, he said during COVID there was a massive spike in cock injury. Massive. Yeah, I bet.

People sitting around the house. I mean, that's the thing with dudes, man. You give us, I don't know, too much time, like more than five minutes alone, cockles start talking to us. When I got back from deployment, my shit was bruised for like a month. That's a fact.

Wow, because you were making up for lost time? Oh, yeah. Just it was raw. Yeah, it fucking hurt. God, poor her. How was she? She was hurt. That's fun.

Yeah, it was great. Ciscron has seen it all. Yeah. Oh, you know Ciscron? All the smart dudes know each other. Okay, back to the subject at hand girl in bathing suit says do people really affiliate their garage gyms

yeah totally I think Chase did it oh recently right yeah I can't quite relate to this conversation today that's good how Roberts I can't quite relate to this conversation today. That's good.

How Roberts, I had poison oak once. Evidently, I went to pee before I washed my hands after handling the poison oak. Dude, I'm an obvious, I handle my balls 3,000 times a day, and half the time I'm a sweaty mess. It's like that shit's just, it's all one service. Okay, number 29, Hans Kim. This guy was on the show.

I texted him last night to see if he'd come back on. We had him on. It was a weird, weird interview. And then, now he opens for Rogan and I can't get him

to come back on. I don't know why. Weird. Here's some racist humor for you. Here we go. American, what do I see? Black little mermaid.

One of the races that are known for being one of the worst at swimming. This is going to get people killed. Look at me, mommy. I'm a mermaid. Laquisha, no! Grab onto this chicken leg. What's next? A movie about an Asian NASCAR driver? Taradega Nights?

I don't get that. I don't get that. Taradega Nights? Oh, just like their accent. Okay. Oh, well, he should have done a better accent. Yeah, he definitely could have done a better accent. Oh, Tired Dagger Nights.

Hey, do you think, so makes fun of black people for not swimming, then throws the, makes fun of them because they eat chicken. I don't even know why that's funny. The only reason why that's funny is because we're not supposed to say that, right? You're not supposed to be like black people eat chicken. Black people eat watermelon. So it's funny,

right? Cause he's like pushing like what's culturally accepted. It's not inherently funny. It's just culturally funny at the time. Right? Sure. Like the joke about the guy dreaming and skiing and jacking two dudes off. That'll be funny forever.

But eventually if we get over ourselves and you just be like, yeah, black people like eating chicken and watermelon, that won't be fun. Joke won't be funny anymore. Am I right? I think so. You follow me?

Okay. But so he says those and then does he do the Asian one just to kind of like, Hey, it's cool. Everyone settled down. Is that, is that like to kind of like, hey, it's cool. Everyone settled down. Is that like just so he doesn't get canceled? Yeah, I feel like he was trying to smooth it over. Yeah, okay.

That's good. And I'm cool with that, but that's what I thought too. Yeah, I think that's... Like, dude, I can really stick it to black people and show that they eat chicken, but I'm going to have to take one. The Asians are going to have to take what the asians are gonna have to take

one for the team yeah yeah the panel looked uh nervous and then he made the talladega nice joke and he was like okay i don't really respect a lot of people i don't disrespect hardly anyone either but i for some reason i really respect joean you think so? I do yeah like sometimes I get like so fucking like I see this really brilliant shit he says and I'm like dude I knew that two years ago but like it's still I respect him more

and more every day it's weird I don't know I can't explain it do you like him? yeah I like him he's got some good guests on he asks some pretty good questions to some of them it's interesting Yeah, I like him. He's got some good guests on. He asks some pretty good questions to some of them. It's interesting that they call it – is his show called The Joe Rogan Experience, or is that different than The Joe Rogan Podcast?

I think it's The Joe Rogan Experience altogether. Okay. Stevan, just wait until you see the cast of Snow White. There's a new Snow White? I don't know. Maybe. I saw, unfortunately, I saw Gal Gadot, man. She fucked herself up. Listen, if you have a massive forehead,

I cannot believe the way she went out in public with her look. It was basically asymmetrical. She should never do asymmetrical. Martin Kleba. He's one of the dwarves. Gotta be. Dedediah Snelsonelson I hope it tanks Why what's up with it Is it woke or something

I think I heard those two bitches on the left Rachel and Gadot Saying shit like there won't be a prince in it Or something You talking about this picture Yeah I just did like It almost looks like she's balding Oh yeah

And that's just a tough look It almost looks like she's balding. Oh, yeah. And that's just a tough look for a young girl. Like that angle. Yeah, I'm just not happy with what... Look at how much side face she has. Wow. Yeah, she's got that Bethany Shadburn head. I love Bethany Shadburn's head. And I like that yellow dress.

It's pretty. Snow White and the DEI casting call. I heard that movie, I don't know if this is true, I heard that movie Oppenheimer is good, but it's not up for an Academy Award because it didn't fulfill the requirements of cast diversity that allows you to be nominated for an Academy Award. That movie was great.

It was great? Incredible. Yeah, I really liked it. When that guy... A lot of people really like the Rolling Stone guy. Oh, really? Someone made a comment in there. I think it was Jake Chapman that fucking, like, for me, was, like, stole the whole entire podcast.

He said, you're more susceptible to die from a nuclear bomb if you're Japanese. And, like, that right there is, like, that's just, just like a massive fuck you to woke society. It's just so fucking good. It's so ridiculous, yet so true, yet so meaningless, yet it's how they operate with that kind of stupid logic. But it's true. I mean, it's just so great. I loved it. Was that you, Jake, that said that?

It was Kenneth? God, it was so fucking good. It kind of undermines slightly everything that dude was kind of saying in a way. Hey, was that guy woke, the Rolling Stone guy? I was liking him, and I didn't want to take him into some areas that might make it so that I started judging the fuck out of him yeah I couldn't really tell either

I think there was some something that you guys discussed I couldn't remember exactly what it was that he was uncomfortable about he said something about black people and I was like hey dude that's not like black people when you word it like that that's like bad propaganda you're saying that it was you it was me i said hey you can't say that about like people based on the color of their skin that ends up making it sound like it's it's it's uh anti-black propaganda like when they

say black people are disproportionately um uh poor basically what you're doing is you're giving the implication that color and wealth have some sort of cause and effect, and it's just not fucking true. And it's bad propaganda for black people. That's the kind of fucking psychology that keeps black people down. Because people make that jump right away, especially all the sheep, right? All the sheep are like,

oh, if you're black, then you're more likely to be in jail. That's not true. It's not true as a statistic. It's not true as a cause and effect relationship. My mic is very soft, and Kayla is screaming. Really? Here. How come you're the first person that said that?

You don't have to. I got a new mic. Is my mic not working good? No, your mic works well. Oh, yeah. When I said I didn't give a fuck that George Floyd died, I saw him twitch. That's for sure.

Number 20. This is mind-bogging. Villainizing critical thinking. Imagine villainizing critical thinking. Hey, dude, this is half the country. This is so weird. Hopefully this is going away. Okay, here we go.

Don't do any of your own research. Doing your own research is associated with conspiracy theories, sir. Okay, here we go. phrase do your own research four words four little words that are hurting america doing your own research hurts america everybody has a supercomputer in their hand that empowers them to do their own research and that's the problem you must not do your own research i need to do my own research i don't have to understand what that means i'm doing my own research you can't do your own research unless you're a scientist. Don't do your own research. Maybe you've told yourself you're playing it safe. You just want to wait and see since this is a new vaccine. No. Grow the f*** up and get the vaccine.

Unvaccinated people spread the virus. It's who think that they can do their own thing. Wow. You guys were wrong. You guys were wrong. You guys were wrong Number 28 The nation's best high school basketball player is dead Guess what he died from

Cardiac arrest Number 28 Caleb White Sorry Caleb Cause Caleb White is actually a black guy Number 28. Caleb White. Sorry, Caleb. Cause. Caleb White is actually a black guy. Caleb White's cause of death.

What happened to the 17-year-old basketball player? Caleb White's cause of death has left the basketball world in shock. No, it hasn't. And sorrow. Yes, it has. White. A promising high school basketball prodigy fainted during a workout on the court last Thursday at 1.12 p.m. local time. Fainted? Fainted?

Efforts to save his life started immediately at the school. Unfortunately, he was pronounced dead at the Alabama hospital an hour later. He was 17 years old at the time. White's mom, who's black, was with him when he was pronounced dead at 2.23 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. According to his mom, Charlotte White, Caleb had cardiac arrest. That means something happened to your heart, Caleb? Yes. Dude.

I'm in blood. Dude, you guys, I don't think for a second I look for this stuff. I'm like not looking for this at all. Yeah, it's crazy. It's so funny you say that, Kenneth DeLapp. I literally sat and watched a pediatrician Google conditions we asked about that they didn't know. I told you I went to Kaiser the other day. They recommended canola oil for my health.

The guy didn't know what autophagy was. He said, fasting was nonsense. And when I asked him some question, I saw him Google it. I can't remember what it was. It was nuts. It was nuts. Riley, the algo is showing you. The algorithm must to change then. I'm on the dead kid's algo. The dead kid's algo. Number 31.

Click the top there. This is fucking amazing. This is amazing. Is 10 inches too big? You're just fucking hitting the cervix nonstop, just knocking on the door. Okay, so, oh, yours doesn't. Go down below. Scroll down below.

So, missing context, the same information was reviewed by independent fact-checkers. Okay, so go ahead and click this. Hit play. No, no, not that. Sorry, the video. Yeah, the video. Okay, here we go. Oh, hold on. Let me refresh it. Oh my god. So you're saying your work is – you just think they're all suspect. I do, and I think that's a pretty good way of saying it. Wouldn't it be great if we could take out all of the metals, all the chemicals? You know, for years, when I was a board-certified emergency medicine physician working in the ER,

I really thought that the only thing in a vaccine was a little dead or attenuated virus and a little bit of normal saline. It wasn't until September of 2000 that I actually read a package insert. And when I actually read a package insert and started researching all the different vaccines, I was mortified that if a child gets all of the vaccines in the entire schedule, they get almost 13,000 micrograms of aluminum and they get almost 600 micrograms of mercury plus over 200 different chemicals and i had no idea so that's that's why they've never been proven to be safe and there's never been a study showing what happens to you when you mix all of those chemicals inside your body never there's never been one study on that not one study but scroll down So scroll down and click the fact check

This is where it gets fucking crazy You haven't heard the crazy part yet Here we go Missing context, the same information Now listen, when you click the fact check button It says No mercury or aluminum is present in vaccines Vaccine ingredients aren't associated with disease

Now listen I dare any of you to Google, is there aluminum and mercury in vaccines? And not only will you see that it's fucking everywhere on the fucking front of Google, you can click the link below.

That just came up on the first page if you want to show it, Caleb. You don't have to. Not only is it fucking in there, you can find it's in there. You can't find anywhere that says it's not fucking in there. And yet the fact check is saying it's not in there. And by the way, it's not normal mercury and aluminum. It's like a salted. It's a different kind with what they've done so that it works with as a, what's that called?

An agent? What's that word? What's the word I'm looking for? Aluminum salts, yeah. Neither aluminum nor mercury are present in elemental forms in vaccines. That's factually inaccurate, which improves the body's response to vaccination

as well as the mercury-containing antibacterial limerosol, haven't been associated with health problems at the quantities used in vaccines. It's complete—they're admitting that it's fucking in there, but then they're telling you it hasn't been proven to be a health problem. Yeah, they're saying it's—the aluminum element is not there, but aluminum salts are in there? Yeah. Adjunct. Thank you are in there. Yeah. Adjunct.

Thank you, Sonny. Yeah. And if you just keep reading that, if you keep Googling it, you'll see it's in there, and it has to be in there as an adjunct. Meaning to basically stimulate the body's immune system to come over there and be like, hey, what the fuck's going on over here? system to come over there and be like, hey, what the fuck's going on over here? The aluminum and mercury are the poison that they put in you so that whatever your T cells, NK cells, whatever they are, will come over and see the wounded virus and start making antibodies for it, I guess. Antibodies.

It's fucking nuts. They're just, it's, they're splitting hairs and they're just lying to you. Yeah, here we go. Sleeky. Yep. They tell pregnant women not to eat fish high in mercury, yet they push injections on them. Yeah. Women aren't supposed to eat any, any, uh, seafood while they're pregnant. It's fucking... It's so obvious. It's so... I cannot tell you enough. If you have kids,

if you're thinking about having kids, just do the research. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Who cares? You can just be like, hey, he's a conspiracy theory, anti-vax or whatever. But I'm telling you,

you will find very quickly that I'm not wrong and you will do a risk analysis, and you'll be like, whoa, I'm not putting these drugs in my kids. You don't want to put something in your kid that will change his immune system for the rest of his life. You do not want to do that. What number was that?

31. 31. The salts. How about this? You're not allowed to use words that rhyme with bigger. Number 26. This has to be. You're never wrong.

Thank you. Thank you, David. This has to be – you're never wrong. Thank you. Thank you, David. This has to be a joke. This must be out of context. Al Sharpton is a dangerous man. Apparently you're a racist if you use words that rhyme with bigger. bigger. The racial language. I mean, this woman to call a federal office or call a judge's chambers talking about to a slave using a word that rhymes with the N word. Donald Trump himself, their leader, using the term riggers, which clearly rhymes with the N-word. I mean, this is not 10 years ago or 30 years ago when we marched against him on the Central Park Fire. I'm talking about he, within the last 24 hours, used the term riggers.

Is this the kind of party the Republicans want to show the country that they are? There's no wonder independents are running away from them. To identify with blatant racism. So I Googled the word rigor in the Urban Dictionary. I looked anywhere for it to have negative connotation regarding black people. None. I couldn't find it. They're dudes who work on on boats as i recall so you can't use a word that what the fuck is going on that's got to be out of context

there's no way that well i guess if math is racist you can't use words that rhyme with other words. Uyghur. Aren't Uyghur, isn't Uyghur like the, isn't that what the Democrats used to call themselves? Uyghurs. Oh, Uyghurs. Or is that the people in China?

Oh. Yeah, probably. Oh, U-Y-G-h-u-r-s turkish people oh is it it's a different spelling but like that number 17 soccer oh soccer soccer i hardly know Number 17, soccer. Ooh. Soccer. Soccer, I hardly know her. Trigger. Tiger.

Tigger. Oh, Tigger. Here we go. She's like a soccer player. She's got pink and purple hair. And this is what messed me up. She went to the White House. I've never been. And she got to meet the president. I never got to do

that. And she went on TV and was like, this country's never been fair for people like me. Because she's like LGBTQIA plus. And I looked it up. She gets paid to play soccer. Three million dollars for playing soccer, you guys. Not even real soccer. Women's soccer. soccer you guys not even real soccer women's soccer she also has sponsorship she does not deserve she got paid a million dollars from Victoria's Secret and if you've seen her body she has no secrets let's be real I looked it up she gets paid three million dollars a year from Subway sandwiches for a woman that does not want a foot long in her mouth For a woman that does not want a foot long in her mouth.

I'm just saying she wants to eat fresh, but not like that. She should be sponsored by Arby's. That's all I'm saying. Arby's roast beef. Damn. Damn. That's awesome. God, the vagina is such a crack up.

What a fucking joke. Roast beef. I love that. Soccer. Women's soccer. Tyson Bajent playing tonight. UFC fights tonight. Can we do a poll?

Oh, I just did one. I forgot to go check on it. Was it about Laura? No. I need to know. I'm so insecure about my relationship with her. I need help. Wow! Wow! That's pretty even. The poll is, are you an up guy,

penis up, or penis down 41% up 59% down I wonder if down guys are generally have bigger penises or smaller penises I wonder if there's some relationship there somebody said in the comments that if you are an up guy you have a small penis

yeah I mean I'm an up guy I definitely don't have a small penis but I that logically makes sense to me too you have a small penis yeah i mean i'm an up guy i definitely don't have a small penis but i but i i i would i that logically makes sense to me too gravity just carries it down and oh shit oh shit oh there's a battle going on for good oh good over evil did you see the pole moving yeah it's it's it's getting active my husband said if you're an up guy you have a small penis i dude i it's hard to argue with that it makes it makes me feel any better i'm like

pulling mine up like non-stop it does not want to stay up there it just feels better like that it feels like down that there's an unnecessary crease in it i just prefer it like that oh like it naturally just curves upwards yeah like it's not curves it just prefer it like that. Oh, like it naturally just curves upwards? Yeah, like it not curves. It just points up like it's its natural homeostasis. Like if I'm laying on my back, it's like resting on my chin. Yeah, of course. That's fair.

That's true, Adam. It's not about how big or little it is it's about a grower or shower although i have to guess there's a strong correlate between the two yeah i agree i can't sleep when it tucks up i don't think it tucks up that's the thing i don't think it tucks up it tucks down I don't like the implications of this word tuck. Yeah, it lays flat. Yeah, thank you. It lays flat when it's up, right? Triggered by the word tucks.

All right, what's it rhyme with? No, just tucking. I'll tell you. Oh, it's still going. People be vote. Up guys lost. My team lost. What's the next poll you wanted?

Oh, thank you. Um, is, is, uh, um, was the, was the phone call to Laura good for the relationship or bad? Oh shit, you got accused of being racist in the comments. I'm sorry. Huh? Damn, that's a first. Hey, you can't even joke with that. He works for the federal government. Oh shit.

Kenneth the Lap, you've swayed the answers by correlating with size. I know, but it just makes sense. Oh, so everybody's like up in arms about whether... Everyone wants to be a down guy now? Yeah, they're like, my dick's huge, dude. I'm down. I'm a down guy. Tiny penises are okay too, buddy.

Don't worry. Dude, I saw a penis. I saw a penis that was like this big. Yeah? And it was a dude, and he had his two sons in the shower with him too. It was at a gym facility, and they got his penis.

It was so sad. It was so sad. Hey, dude, this dude's penis was behind his pubic hair was bigger than his penis oh I'm gonna show you how small his penis is like the helmet was just peeking out

behind the hairs his penis was this big no way smaller than my pinky dude you know somebody's calling oh sorry No way. Smaller than my pinky, dude. You know somebody's calling? Oh, sorry. This is hooked on cock.

This looks like it might be spam. Hello. Hi. Hi. My name is Glide, and my husband listens to your podcast all the time, and I'm calling to make it fun. Oh, to make the show fun? The show is already fun. But at my point of view.

Hey, you're in Santa Barbara? You know, I got my phone there. I got my phone in Santa Barbara. My mom lives in Santa Barbara. Did you go to school there? You know, I went there for two months during a terrible child custody battle that my parents had. But I live in L.A. now, and I grew up in Switzerland. Oh, sorry. I took the fun out of the show.

You called to have fun on the show, and next thing you know, we're talking about a horrible custody battle. Yeah, that's true. I didn't see it going that way. But I hope no one experiences that in their life, and they have wonderful family quality of life. But I was musing on an idea to bring to the the table since I know that you're quite political. Have you heard of Marianne Williamson? Yeah. I have heard of Marianne Williamson. Yep.

And she really, really disappointed. She really, really disappointed me. Oh, no. Yeah. Because she's supposed to be – she professes herself to be enlightened and uh no one who no one who sits in stillness would have ever got the vaccine or or put on a mask there's nothing in stillness there she completely she she basically did you know her story she basically found out about the pandemic

when she was in New York and she locked herself in an apartment for two months she's basically a fucking she's crazy, she's a psychotic she's completely fucking psychotic she went from being kind of like this spiritual teacher to like just a completely psychotic nut job, it's so sad

did you follow her during the pandemic at all sorry i don't mean to shit on her no no i i feel like you know the inside scoop i didn't it's like all those people i'm sorry say that again oh yeah i went like in the pandemic i couldn't keep up so i went full like aliens are real and then i learned about how they're on the moon and there's like Nazis in Mars. Yeah. Good. So I went,

Hey, I'm doing everything in my power not to fall off the deep end, but yeah, she completely, she completely lost her shit. She went full sheet mode. She went, I saw this happen during when the world trade center got attacked.

Basically I saw massive psychosis like sweep over the nation and just everyone went to sleep like everyone gets into this group think and i saw it happen to her and what's crazy is you know who it didn't happen to is it didn't happen to eckhart tolle do you follow do you are you a fan of his yeah i like him yeah and it didn't happen to him which was kind of quite remarkable. But it did happen to her. And it was so sad to see her just get completely destroyed. And she, through that, I think also it exposed, she had this platform of like love is the cure.

And yet she hates Donald Trump. And it's like, hey, it doesn't work like that. You know what I mean? You're not love is the cure and then I hate the orange-haired guy. Yeah, I feel like that's true. Does she have kids? I wonder if she has kids. You know what she reminds me of?

This is going to be horrible. But she reminds me of a woman who ended up not having kids. And that can be a dangerous place for women i think she has a daughter that it's a scottish guy and they they just had a baby and she lives in london she had a baby she's too old to have a baby didn't she like my well that's her daughter india oh her secret mystery father oh no one knows. Oh, interesting. Yeah, do you like her? Her books, she's got some great books. I do like her.

Yeah. She definitely helped me heal my relationship trauma and find my husband. Oh, that's awesome. But maybe that's too much. Yeah. Hey, are you just crazy attractive? How did you know? Because I could tell by your voice.

Oh. Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah, I've never had issues in my life meeting people. Yeah. Listen, oh, someone else said it too. Listen, Auden said it. Her voice sounds like she's about to lead me

on an ayahuasca spiritual retreat. It's pleasantly chill. It's not exactly the way I would have described it, Auden. It sounds like I'm about to like, anyway. It's close. Yeah. It's so funny. Well, that guy is not off

because I used to teach meditation at the Den studio here in L.A. before the pandemic. Yeah, how about that? How about how that – you witnessed that in L.A. the whole city went to sleep simultaneously. They just all went unconscious. The fear just overtakes everyone, and it's just like – Yeah, everyone's precious. So everyone's going to fall asleep. Everyone's everyone's precious here. So it's easier to fall asleep than to try to figure it out by precious.

You mean like a self-important. Oh, interesting. I didn't mean, yeah, yeah, I guess so. Like, uh, uh, you know, delicate, fragile, sensitive, you know, need to be spoken to in a specific language that makes them feel safe. Yes. Precious is a good way to describe that. Hey, what's your husband like? Is he strong? He's right here. He's super strong. He's trying trying what's your thing that you did that was really impressive i snatched 200 pounds oh yeah i like it i mean i snatched 200 he's a foreigner oh yeah he's italian yeah i'm italian oh no wonder he didn't i called on the show

no wonder he didn't fall asleep you got a fucking foreign dude good job didn't i called on the show no wonder he didn't fall asleep you got a fucking foreign dude good job yes good job is that true what they say about italians is that true what they say about italians they're stallions yeah yeah yeah yeah that part yeah true um yeah it's I mean how detailed do I get into it I would say there's a lot like this whole I think you know how um men look to women as like physically attractive women look to men like men for emotional you know romance. The Italian fantasy is with Italians in terms of meeting you emotionally. Yeah, yeah. Hey, are you in LA now?

Yeah, I am. Yeah, we're in our Miracle Mile apartment that we just bought. Wow. We can afford this. It was incredible. We've reached a new... Oh, congratulations. That was such a – like we can afford this. It was incredible. We've reached a new – Oh, congratulations. That's awesome. When you say apartment, you mean it's a condo.

Yeah, it's a tenants and comments. It's a little cheaper than a condo, but it's essentially a condo, yeah. And do you have your own group of friends that aren't following the herd? Like, have you found your own group of people? Ooh. Hey, interesting. My sister, no, short answer. But my sister and brother are anti-vax. My sister paid like a French doctor,

because she lives in London, to just put her vaccine in a banana and then he gave her the documents and paperwork and now she can travel everywhere nice a banana i i liked it i i had josh bridges on here one time and i think he told the story like he was in the navy and he took the first round of vaccines and then when he went for the second round he just told the guy to shoot it on the floor that's kind of like shooting it in a banana i like the innuendos of both of those just put it just shoot it on the floor buddy all right just put it yeah just put it i have another friend that um uh did the same thing in argentina she but she didn't there just like – it was like a fake document saying that she didn't get a vaccine. Tell him about this.

We got – we bought some fake documents. Well, kind of the way it worked is we bought – they give you pills. They say they – we got some documents saying that we were vaccinated, and they gave you pills, and then you're supposed to take those on the honor system or not. And, of course, we didn't, but then, but then our doctor got arrested by the FBI early on. Yeah. My wife's going to be like, Hey dude, you can't tell those stories, but it is what it is. I think you're breaking up pretty bad.

Your 5G isn't working so good. Sorry. That's okay. We watched the business of being born last night because we were listening to the person calling in about how they're grateful about BirthFit. Yeah yeah and he wanted to show it to me and yeah the woman seems really nice knowledgeable um but so then we wanted to make sure this is born and um i guess yeah i i thought it was incredible ricky lakeki Lake, I remember her.

But essentially the documentary is about how when you give labor in the hospital, it's basically karma is pulled around. Very little do with the well-being of the mother. And midwives know exactly what they're doing and can help you go through a natural birth and it's a really empowering experience for women it's an incredible movie

I've seen the movie BirthFit's an incredible organization hey do you want me to tell you how hot you are let me tell you how hot you are and it's a problem it's a curse but you're so hot that your phone is breaking up i didn't understand a fucking word you said and yet i'm still like uh talking to you it's i feel like i'm at a party just waiting for everyone to leave so i can get your phone number

it's like fuck anyway thank you for calling tell him uh the italian stallion he's lucky as fuck and um i hope he has i hope he has thank you so much i hope he has lunch this is so fun i hope he has lunch at the Y. Okay, bye. God, she got me fucking all wound up. My wife is, I'm in big trouble. She's a great voice. Wow, holy fuck. That was pretty cool.

Yeah, I'm going to have to shower or something. Holy fuck. That was pretty cool. Yeah. I got to shower or something. Like crazy audio shit going on there. She was like pumping with these headphones on. She's pumping straight into our brains. Look at Rosie. What the fuck? I don't know.

Did she do it for you? That fucking voice. Yeah, Dick Butter, I need a cigarette. Yeah, it was fucking crazy, dude. Wound up. What? I don't know what to tell butter, I need a cigarette. Yeah, it was fucking crazy, dude. Wound up. What? What? I don't know what to tell you. I don't know. I'm just, I got fucking over-stemmed.

Got over-stemmed. Where's David when we need him? Come on. I think he said immediately hang up. Jeez Louise. Not my style. You don't like hot chicks? I understand. No, she sounded like a Libby.

Oh, all right. I don't think she was I could smell her covering um where were we uh knowing I wonder if should I call my wife and ask her

if she listened to that part maybe my wife I never my wife actually let me tell you how good I know my wife I bet you my wife and ask her if she listened to that part? Maybe my wife. My wife, actually, let me tell you how good I know my wife. I bet you my wife would be like, yeah, she really did have a nice voice. Yeah, she would. She called her sister anti-vax. I heard that.

Yeah. David Weed she sounds like she only showers one time a week oh man what's 24 24 is like a DEI one I keep forgetting I have a Floyd 19 shirt

I keep forgetting to wear it. I need to wear it more often on live calling shows. What's this? Oh, yeah, this is good. Hey, we all know, by the way, we all know now know. Can you people who posted the black squares just admit it? Like, we know. We knew at the time you posted them that you're racist as fuck.

But now, it's completely out of the bag. Okay, here we go. ...hotel recently, and there was a big woke sign that said, at this hotel, we welcome all races and religions. And I was like, man, how brave. You ever see the fucking balls on that

hotel to follow a law from 1962? It's just when he says something obvious like that, it just makes everyone uncomfortable. That's the problem. You know? Like, I'm Jewish. I don't know if you can tell by my everything,

but I'm Jewish. If I was at a country club and they're like, hey, by the way, all Jews are welcome here, I'd be like, well, now I don't feel welcome. You understand? Because when you say something obvious, it makes you feel like the exact opposite has happened. That's the effect.

I'll give you another example to prove that point, right? Let's say you're like at Red Lobster, right? And a waiter comes up. He's like, hey, by the way, just to let you know, no one here jerked off in the clam chowder. Hey, pause that that's that's how absurd the black square is to people who really aren't racist that's how fucking absurd it is to us and we know and and those of us who have black friends know that they're some of the most racist people we know but we still don't care we don't we us us who aren black friends know that they're some of the most racist people we know. But we still don't care.

Us who aren't racist don't even not like people who are racist. We've so transcended that. We're waiting for you. We're waiting for you to get over it. We're so fucking far past it we're embarrassed we're embarrassed for you like the people with the purple hair i'm embarrassed for you i know you went into cvs you drove your car to the gas station filled it up with gas drove down to cvs pulled out your credit card that's maxed out bought the cheap bottle of purple hair dye because

you fucking already have your fucking credit card maxed out another dumb shit you bought you bought it you also bought some fucking starburst while you were there you then went back out to the parking lot got in your car drove home got out went in your bathroom and spent two hours made a mess of your fucking already disgusting bathroom that you haven't cleaned in three years, and dyed your hair purple. Like, we know how pathetic you are. But it's okay. We don't hate you for it.

It's just funny. Like, it's just like, okay. That's the same thing with the fucking black square. You're just a fucking pathetic racist. But we still don't dislike you. I still don't dislike you. I still don't dislike you. I just, it's not, it's not, your quality of life sucks compared to mine. I don't have to do that.

I don't have to get in my car and go to CVS to dye my hair purple. And you probably vape too. Yeah, that's true. That is also true. I don't mean any of this with negativity. I'm just saying. Like, I get it. Sorry, what were you going to say, Caleb?

You were going to dye your hair purple today? Yeah, just this little patch right here in the middle here. Okay, keep playing the Jew, please. One jerked off in the clam chowder. I had no thought that happened until you said that, and now someone definitely jerked off. That is 100% what happened. I am searching for three things.

Desk taxes and that there's coming to soup right now. I was at a hotel. Yeah. All of a sudden those signs that started popping up, all gender bathrooms. I was like, they've always been all gender bathrooms. It doesn't even make, it didn't even make sense to me. Am I on the same planet as other people? Look what, what do you think about this?

Will you go to Raw's Instagram account? I need to have him back on. I know David Weed loves him. the there's a richard simmons uh oh richard simmons how about that click this this is fucking crazy until she finds out richard simmons never wore a headband stop what do you think they did went through the whole internet and scrubbed every photo of Richard Simmons ever wearing a headband? That's crazy. I don't even know what to say anymore. I don't know what to say. Okay, but what if we Google people who have dressed up like Richard Simmons for Halloween? What if we try to buy a Richard Simmons costume now? What? In this reality, Richard Simmons never wore a headband. However, a lot of us remember that he did. We are not traveling

through time in one reality. We are traveling through realities all existing at the same time. And as we travel through realities, there is a steering wheel. And that steering wheel is determined by our collective thoughts, emotions, and actions. The Simpsons are not predicting the future. The Simpsons are creating the future. Because as so many of us watch The Simpsons, our thoughts, our our emotions and even our actions are manipulated by watching the show therefore we harmonize the reality where everything in that show happens around us within the physical reality that we find ourself in the mandela effect suggests that realities shift let's

choose the realities of our dreams as opposed to the realities of our nightmares. How do you process all that? I have no idea. He got real deep real quick and took me a while to pick up on it. I've understood the Mandela effect as just you remember something different than the way that it actually was but i don't think that me watching the simpsons is going to determine what happens in my life you don't think it works like that you so so let me just let me just explain to you like in scientifically how people think this works. So basically everything is matter, right? Everything has some, even your thoughts have matter.

There's some like electric pulse that is or are your thoughts. And so you can have enough that basically when you think something, then if you think about it hard enough, it'll get enough matter and push behind it and it will manifest. Kind of. That's like the basic. And so if like 10,000 people are thinking about something, it's like everyone throwing a Lego into the pile.

And so if all 10,000 of us think it and we all throw our Lego, if the whole world was made of Legos, even thoughts on its smallest level, that everyone throws in a Lego and then boom, it manifests. Basically, even to the point where you theoretically could have, let's say, 100,000 people in a circle and you're all staring at the center and you're all thinking something and then it would just appear, right? I mean that's kind of the idea. Right. But we have no proof of anything like that ever happening. Yeah.

And do you think that that's – and you're saying you don't think that's how the world works. Like we all watch The Simpsons. We all start thinking something and flying cars. And then that's everyone throwing their Lego into the hat. And 10 years later, we have flying cars. Yeah, I just don't see that correlating exactly. Right. Right.

Like manifesting the whole idea behind manifesting shit is weird. I agree. And I don't totally agree with the way that people are like oh I'm going to manifest that I'm going to do X it's not the thought of doing it it's the action of yeah I have a hard time

there's some truth there that we all recognize there's some truth there that like we've seen groupthink we know how it works but like where thought and the material world interact is like there's some weird leap there like right like yeah is it magic or is it not magic or is it just um enough of a like you know there was star trek and now everyone has these. It's a reality now. But we don't really know what the connection is.

But he's basically saying that we can think realities. And the whole thing of different realities going on simultaneously, I don't even know how to like to – at least the manifestation thing I can kind of like make up a plausible way that it's happening. Like, okay, everything on some level is some form of matter, even thoughts or things we can't see. But, yeah, it's a... Jake Chapman if we all think about big dicks we have one on our screen looks like you've got one in that picture

so because family guy outed Bruce Jenner they manifested him to become Caitlyn god family guy is so good it's pretty funny Kenneth DeLapp, did the aliens give us the internet or did we come up with it ourselves what I haven't heard that one

you know how the the the non-globus guy was talking about the um the giants and those like big tartarians or something yeah yeah something like that i saw a picture the other day i don't know if i'll be able to find it. Isn't that in Game of Thrones? Isn't Khaleesi a Tartarian or something? A Targaryen? Targaryen. I don't know if those are correlated at all.

Well, they have the wall there, right? And that guy believed in the wall. Oh, yeah, true. But I saw this picture the other day. Oh, here it is. Perfect. Of these swords from medieval or Hungarian times. Laura Horvat, Hungarian. Yeah.

This made me think that they're feasible. Having massive people. I don't know if... The only person I could think that could wield that would be a Half-Thor Bjornsson. Think of somebody... Who would be big enough to pick that up and swing it around

and lop somebody's head off? Yeah, that is nuts. I could see a one-off, though. Yeah, like one in a few thousand of the population. they just made a giant sword right there's a 300 pound slam ball

like no one buy it no one I've never seen one but I like I can on the D ball by Mondo sells them 1600 bucks just for the shipping or something or like those rogue like dumbbells like strongman dumbbells yeah okay I see what you're saying just some some ironsmith was like fuck it let's make Or like those rogue dumbbells, those strongman dumbbells. Yeah.

Okay, I see what you're saying. Just some ironsmith was like, fuck it, let's make the biggest sword possible. Yeah. And they found it. Yeah, that makes sense. Did you do the poll with Laura? Oh, yeah. Let's go look at it.

I'm excited. Was calling Laura good? Oh, bad. Okay. I'm not sure if that gives me the intel I want, but I like it. It's a little vague, but I like it. It was good. That means they liked it. Yeah, it was good. Bad. It was bad.

Someone thinks it's bad. Who thinks it's bad? I don't know. I wish we could see who actually votes on that because then we'd block all of you. Yeah. Dickheads. Giants were in the Bible. They were?

There's giants in the Bible? Send me the book in verse please rambler I said bad oh no blocked alright thanks tomorrow Tyson Bajent

enjoy yourself today I'm gonna go play tennis it's overcast here pretty excited is there really supposed to be... It's so funny that they're calling this thing coming to California a hurricane. We have winds here.

We have 50 or 60 or 70 mile an hour winds here. It's not uncommon. Hurricane Hillary prompts historical tropical storm warning for California. And Baja, California has all sorts of crazy typhoons and hurricanes and crazy shit. On September 30th, I'm going to film a seminar at Diablo CrossFit. September 30th. The seminar is put on by

a company owned by Athena Perez. Shit. Do I have the link? I don't. Son of a bitch. I don't even know what it's called. I know the premise behind it.

Scaled Nation? Is it Scaled Nation who puts it on? Yeah. The premise behind it is this. It's, you know, they have CrossFit kids. This is CrossFit, a one-day seminar from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. on September 30th. Oh, there it is.

Diablo CrossFit, Pleasant Hill, California. San Francisco, basically. And it, oh, it is Skilled Nation. And it teaches you how to work with large-bodied people. Sweet. You're going to film it? I'm going to film it, and I'm going to interview the people there. I'm going to film it exactly how I used to film the L1s. I'm going to set up three cameras. I'm going to film it? I'm going to film it, and I'm going to interview the people there. I'm going to film it exactly how I used to film the L1s.

I'm going to set up three cameras. I'm going to film all the seminars, and I'm going to film. I'm going to ask people why they came there when they get there, and halfway through I'll ask them what they think so far, and then when they left, are you glad you came, in a nutshell. But I'll feel people out differently in the depths of the questions. But I'm super-duper excited about about it I'm crazy excited about it I haven't done something film like something like this in years since since the last two weeks I worked at CrossFit this is what I was telling

CrossFit the other day on the show like hey if they had like it's a no-brainer to hire me and have me do that I charge you twenty thousand20,000 for three days' work. And all you'd have to do when you put those videos out, all you have to do is if seven seminars sell, you made your money back. That easy. Seven seminars would be someone would probably open an affiliate out of those so that you'd make more than your money back. It would kill it for them.

And the price is only going to go up. But I saw this, and I saw this seminar pop up right here, and I'm friends with Athena. And so I called her and I said, hey, can I come? I want to do it for you for free. She said, yeah, cool. Thank you. That's awesome.

Yeah. I'm pumped. I'm really pumped. I'm a little nervous. Really? Really? Oh, it's outside. I'm really pumped. I'm a little nervous. Really? Oh, it's outside. Don't San Francisco. Yeah, I always get a little nervous because I'm going to have to meet.

There's 20 people at the seminar. I'm going to have to meet them and build relationships with them all. And I'm always, that's all, you know, I get a little shy at the beginning. San Francisco, don't get stabbed. It's in Pleasant Hill. Super safe. Super safe. Super safe. Greg Howard's gym.

Super safe. Crazy safe. All right. Enjoy the fights tonight, guys. Send your love to Tyson Bajent, please. And sign up for the seminar if you're in the area or if you're interested in learning about how to deal with it. Hey, man, 50% of the fucking public is overweight, obese,

and she's going to teach you how to work with these people. And if you own a gym, not just how to work with these people like, hey, don't have them start with burpees, scale it like this, but she's going to give you the mental, emotional, intellectual tools on how to deal with these people also so that they feel like they can feel safe in a CrossFit gym and vulnerable in a CrossFit gym. And dude, I'm telling you, in the most superficial sense,

that's where all the money is. Like the super fit people are already going to do CrossFit. The smart fit people are already going to do it. Now you need the smart obese people. And for those of us who aren't obese or who don't carry around that much extra weight, it's scary being that much overweight. You don't want to get hurt. You don't want to fall down.

You don't want to get hurt. You don't want to fall down. You don't want to make an ass of yourself. Eric, I don't know if that's your job. Jake Chapman, most of my clients are obese. Yeah, you got to build trust with them, right? Probably a shitload. Big time. Some 18-year-old kid who thinks he's the shit and fit as fuck, you don't have to build much trust with him. You have to, like, slow him down.

Yo, dude, you can't be fucking cleaning 135 on your first day. You got to teach how to clean first. It's in a reverse curl. Someone has trouble getting out of their car into your gym. But you need them Eric Weiss it's a shared burden Look at you guys Bye bye