The Sevan Podcast - The Deep End | Live Call In

Episode Date: December 17, 2024

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He's just been playing the piano and editing videos learning how to edit but his but my kids got destroyed Destroyed Kayla my kids got beat up at the tennis tournament today destroyed But They weren't good moods. They were laughing and giggling and they were chill. All Asian kids. Oh no, one Russian chick, tall girl named Nadia beat Ari up in the first round. Say it again? Some sort of ova.

Sharapova, Markova. Yeah, the mom and dad looked Russian as fuck and the But I will say this the most of the kids only one of the kids was playing Like non tap tennis. So a lot of kids play tap tennis. That's where you just hit the ball You don't you don't you don't stroke it so That's usually what I do. I'm a big tap tennis guy. I'm tap tennis too. They make fun of me I'm tap tennis, but my kids believe because their instructor tells them that when they're older

That tap tennis shit won't work. So they're just learning the what does he know? Yeah What the fuck does he know but it was cool and I asked Ari I said hey, what's how is this compared to jiu-jitsu tournament? He's like listen, this is tennis jiu-jitsu tournaments are all fuck you Like all fuck you, huh? He's like, yeah, that's what it is. It's just you turn. It's just fuck you So alright cool. Yeah, it was cool and We got Eli crane coming on Tuesday morning. That's nuts. Yeah, that's cool, right? Yeah, that'll be good Crazy shit going on with these drones. Yeah, I saw him grilling the dudes So the FBI guys the other day. Hey, um, so I went to I went to the libtard party last night. Oh

Yeah, and I was pretty funny. It was it was it was fully libtarded out Yeah, it's the libtard scene. But it was funny, this lady was, I was talking to this lady and she was telling me about how she didn't let her kids go to preschool because she didn't want her kids to get sick. Like recently? No, this is like, we were just talking about parenting. This is like 30 years ago. Like she just didn't want her kids to get sick and I forgot about that I haven't been in that scene in a while, but I forgot that how many of my friends don't want their kids to get sick

What like for what like what I don't know I know I know I know I never even think about it I was just telling my um, uh, I was telling my wife today in the drive home God, I fucking hope my kids don't get any dumb bitches pregnant i'm not worried about them getting sick i mean you didn't yeah remember when that was what are you talking about sick what the fuck who the fuck is worried about their kid getting sick by the way by sick i mean like the cold or a stomach ache or i'm not talking about getting fucking cancer polio or some shit yeah Yeah. Yeah like the the the big thing was Your kids are gonna get somebody pregnant

like I remember armor when I was in school that was like the whole thing like They were dish now condoms left and right Parents were telling us all sorts of shit. It's like I got birds in the breeze bird in the birds and the bees so early Yeah, and they were like, yeah, just don't get anybody pregnant. That was like the thing There's like a scan ruin your life. Now. It's like if you get sick, you'll die. I'm gonna tell my kids that If you get somebody pregnant, you'll die Something like that. Yeah Worst worst what's worse than that? Yeah. I don't know We taught their 21 years old you're be over and you'll have no aspirations.

I'm three days of just steak and persimmons. Nice. Yeah, just ribeyes. Three days of just ribeyes. I think yesterday I did a workout. I think I mentioned it. I did one minute of row, was like one minute one minute of row five deadlift at 160 a hundred single unders and I did that for ten rounds oh wow and then I so I told some guy who's crazy fit one of the libtards at the party and crazy fit guy know from HQ and he laughed at me because you're gonna throw a little intensity in there Okay, all right motherfucker so so today You ready for this today? I did one thruster with 65 pounds one pull-up All the way up to 10 so it ends up being 54 thrusters and 54 Strict pull-ups it took me a 10

1046 Dang nice. Good job. Yeah. Intensity. Yeah. And my other buddy was like, hey, start timing it right in the times down. And I go, what for? And he goes, you'll feel better like in three months. If like you beat the scores by a minute. I was like, oh yeah, you're right. Whatever, dude. Another gay workout. Yeah. Fuck dude. that's crazy you say that. I was just craving cock after that one. Craving. I wanted a fat load when I finished. Yeah, just craving the cock.

You should have done it back down to one. Yeah, that's actually not a bad idea. I was thinking next week maybe I'll just do it the other way and then maybe you're right. Maybe I'll go back and forth. But what was cool is the thrusters were really light I did all the thrusters unbroken and I did all the pull-ups unbroken until I got to The eighth round I did six and two and then round nine and ten. I just had to do onesies. Oh, yeah

I was hurt. I was in a bad bad place if I got to do more than five pull-ups in a row I'm doing onesies. You bet your ass. Yeah Hey, um, um, I Can't even fucking believe what I saw today on the internet. You're not even gonna fuck maybe you knew this Maybe everyone knows this but I'm just so full of myself Narcissistic self-absorbed Miss and a misandry men hating Okay Miss and a misandry men hating Okay

That's what misandry is men hating. Oh, that's right. Cuz there's misogyny and there's misandry. Okay. Yeah I hate it when someone thinks I'm a misogynist when really I'm just a misandrist This is fucking Ken Walters. This is gonna I don't even know what this is Says something rogue 1000 challenge the fuck knows what that is. You know what that is? No, I have no clue. Okay, who cares? That's not Ready? All right, Ken Walters road thousand-pound challenge He oh God, I wish there was a way to speed this up. Is there a way to speed it up on my computer?

No, not on Instagram. You're just fucked. Yeah, for sure. I can't grab the line and pull it over. Not on the computer now. He loads this bar up. I don't even know how much it is. Let me see. Let me read in October, I officially registered for the rogue 1000 challenge. The challenge is 60 minutes to lift a combined 1000 pounds and three movements. In this order, bench press, back squat, challenge is 60 minutes to lift a combined 1,000 pounds in three movements in this order bench press back squat deadlift game plan to go minimal weight to hit 100,000 spot on 2024 pr's bench 300 back squat 336 dead 406

Jesus Christ does that equal oh yeah that equals a. That's more than a thousand. It's a thousand forty two. So we plan for the challenge. But, dude, this fucking guy, this would kill me. How much do you what's your max back squat of all time? Three fifty. Yeah, I've never I think mine is maybe two sixty five or two forty five. Wow. I never had a good back squat. I'm ready to get anything. I Think I could maybe squat 315 once now, but it'd be a lot and I'd have to warm up a good amount This is crazy, right? How much is that's three? Let's listen to him. What's he saying? Oh

He's just describing what he's doing I Oh, he's just describing what he's doing. I don't know what the big deal is to do all three of those in an hour though. Is that a big deal? I think so. I mean, you have to, it's pretty heavy. Like you have to do like, it's like a max effort lift every, what is it, 20 minutes? This is fucking crazy, dude. I think Ken Walters is 62, dude. I think he's 10 years older than I am

Jesus dude. Oh my god. Hey, dude. That's a fucking good lift, dude That's really good, dude. Oh my god From the back. He looks like that character from iron claw like the one that zac effron plays that wrestler He looks like that guy. Oh, I thought you were gonna say Bernie Fred's friend Barney rubble. Oh Yeah, I guess him too Dude, that is crazy. That's absurd It's the giddy up warming up to max effort three separate times an hour. Okay. Yeah, it makes sense

man Max effort three separate times an hour. Okay. Yeah, makes sense man Yeah, that's impressive dude. What is he like? He's like 60 something isn't he damn poor boy knows who John Ritter is Yeah, I think he's 62. I think he's 10 years older than me. Yes as healthy living after 60 Wow, he's twice my age and I don't even think he's like juiced up or nothing. I think he's just a regular dude Yeah, I think so too. I think I heard him make a deal about it sometime Yeah, this is crazy That's awesome, dude. I'm used to putting up videos to make fun of them You know what I mean? Like I find old guys and say it's him and Jeffrey Birchfield. Yeah

Old guys being old guys. Yeah, this may have fucked up that whole bit Anyway, congrats, dude, but yeah, that crazy. Him and Jeff are good for like one, one like stroke every year. You know what I mean? Not like a stroke, but like a stroke of genius. No, just like a like a cock chug. Oh, just give him a little love at once a year. Just pet them. That's what I do to my dog ever since I had kids. I pet him like once a year. You're lucky you're even in this house, buddy. Just pet them. Yeah, that's what I do to my dog ever since I had kids. I pet him like once a year Even in this house, buddy

Seve let's discuss the New York Times article that came out online today about Greg Glassman. Let's not Yeah, let fucking not How about you just go back to 2020 and just read that article and you'll have read it. I'm going to tell you something. That fucking guy who wrote the article, he was at the CrossFit Games. And I made it and I asked the PR guy, the head of PR for CrossFit, Chris Madigan. I said, what the fuck is this guy fucking doing here? He's like, oh, he's doing an article for the New York Times. It wasn't this article is a different article.

Like, dude, like they are complete fucking lying pieces of shit. Why the fuck would you have those guys here? He's like, no, I think it's going to be good. I'm trying to find the guys. What's his name? Caleb. I want to show you his Instagram. This guy is such a fucking cuck. Anyway, I made it I vibed him so fucking hard anywhere I was in during the games. If I was in the media pit in the room, I just vibed him so hard. You shouldn't believe the dumb fucking questions he asked Dave in the fucking press conference. Just... God, I wish I could

remember the exact question he asked. It was so fucking ridiculous. It's so cheese dick, like I want to be a journalist. There's nothing fucking sincere, deep, penetrating. There's nothing fucking sincere, deep, penetrating. There's nothing that comes out. Yeah, this is the guy. Scroll down, scroll, keep scrolling. Let me show you exactly the vibe this guy has. Oh, there, there, that picture. Yep, that's the fucking dude.

And his clothes were too tight the whole fucking weekend. I swear to God I wanted to fucking punch that guy in the face I don't I'm not and I'm not like that. I'm not like that. I'm so uncomfortable Yeah, he is he's rotten to the fucking core Hmm All I all I know is that Greg has surrounded himself the last two years with the fucking sharpest minds in the world Whether it was Joel Salatin, Jay Bhattacharya, physicists from Europe that he flew to his house, Nobel Prize winners, Seem Malhotra, I mean, Zoe Harcum, Tim smart people and you've I don't want to get started because I'm going to go

fucking scorch earth on everyone. People that I'm friends with are going to get fucking hurt. So I'm going to chill, but just remember the New York times or this people who never met, never, never came straight with Hillary Clinton making up the Russian dossier and they said the Joe Biden laptop a hundred Biden laptop was a fake just remember it's God I just fucking hate those people recently I was asked to speak to them and I'm like fuck no the last two times anyone's asking me to speak to him I'm like fuck no they are rotten to the core I fucking the only thing that

got straight was Taylor's quote what was Hiller's quote I fuck that for all the nights I never had bitches I'm all up in that ass bitches I'm mad at you yeah yep that was it for sure you know that's from the Dr. Dre album 2000 the chronic no didn't know that no what was Hillers quote it was about a Greg Glassman writing things on metaphorical tablets like the Ten Commandments and prophesying them to the crossword community they like what I got out of that is the fact that New York Times watches Hillers YouTube channel. Oh

His favorite workout is cuck for time. Yeah It is they're they're they're the scum of the earth I'm so disappointed anytime anyone sends me an article from them. And this morning, when someone sent me an article from them, they are truly the most unreliable, dishonest, uh, org on the planet. Dude, someone, someone sent me, um, um, over to the talking elite fitness comments. Oh, and some lady in there or dude. Over to the talking elite fitness comments. Oh and some lady in there or

dude Like I can handle being called a lot of things Yeah, but a Karen Like someone needs to punch this person the face be like yo, dude Do you know what a Karen is you're calling me a a Karen and they're talking to Leap Fitness comments. Like they're the Karens. You're joking. I could be a Karen hater. Listen, for anyone who doesn't, Karen is someone who virtue signals. I'm disgusted when I hear the N-word.

It's disgusting. Unless it's in rap music because those rappers are very creative and they have an artistic way of mingling that word. Those are those are the Karens. Call me a fucking Karen. Fucking hurt. Cut down. Cut Sore. Have you seen the guy who came out who said he fucked Luigi? Yeah, the gay guy. I don't know if he's gay. He just said he's brother. Oh, shit. Oh Shit this is crazy. This is so crazy. I Do know no no no hold on hold on he didn't get fuck Luigi he got fucked by okay

That's what I was gonna ask you Okay, so I was like confused here. I was confused. Oh, okay. I was play this play this Thank you. Okay. Here we go. This has been approved by Kayla Beaver. Here we go All right. I posted earlier this week that I fucked Luigi Mangione the alleged assassin of United Health So you're saying that that that's misleading that opening line. Yeah. Cause that's where I was misled. That's where I got confused.

Yeah, I think that is misleading. He says something else later on in this video that it's like, it really spells it out. Really spells it out. Okay, so we're gonna have to reconcile the two statements. Okay, here we go. Yeah, CEO. And a lot of you didn't believe me, so I'm going to tell you the two statements. Okay, here we go. Yeah, CEO. And a lot of you didn't believe

me. So I'm going to tell you the full story. So and spoiler, he is a top. There you go. Okay, so so so in the gay parlance, if a top means that your butthole got penetrated. A top means that you penetrate the butthole. Top means you penetrated the butthole. Yeah, like you're like the... Okay, that's what I always assume. Yeah, that's what I always, well, let's go to the urban dictionary.

That's what I always assume, but then when he said he fucked Luigi and then he said a top and gay part of the world. A person who typically takes the insertive role during sexual intercourse. Gay parlance top refers to a person who typically takes the dominant role during sexual intercourse, usually meaning they prefer to penetrate as the insertive partner, especially an anal.

Essentially the person on top. Well, that, that doesn't make sense because okay you can be on top and be inserted upon. Yeah yeah totally totally but but generally speaking in the most traditional sex the person who's on top whether it's doggy or missionary those I'm guessing The person on top is doing the drill and the penetrating right? That's how I read it So when he says so can you say that's what's weird about being gay Can you say you fuck someone if you didn't if you just took the D from them? I don't know do women say that they fuck men. Yeah, but that's

Oh, I Do women say that they fuck men? Yeah, but that's the vagina that's oh I Think the vagina is like you can do since they don't have an option. See here it is. See I knew it I knew she would know the answer Brianna says it's the same way a girl will say they fucked a guy No girls say I got fucked by him you say we fucked or I fucked Same a girl we say they got they fuck's the same way a girl will say they fucked a guy. No girl says I got fucked by him. I'm gonna make my wife always say that I fucked her. Yeah, but that's different. That's different. I think I think there's some.

It's not even a nuance. There's some. There's got to be some rule because they don't even have a penis. Like, if you pegged a dude, you would say you pegged him. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you would say that if you... Now I'm confused. God, I would be so happy if my wife was like... I heard her telling her friends, God, Sevon, fuck me so hard last night Isn't I thought that's what they said Here so so you think it's okay that he uses it both ways

No, I I You don't think he's lying like how would that stand in court you said you fucked him, but actually he fucked you Right. That's how I see it. If I was if I was if you rape someone, you fucked them. Right. It's not we fucked. Right. Boy, that's how I see it. We've really muddied the waters here. Yeah, I really fucked it up. I fucked Luigi Mangione, the alleged assassin of United Health. CEO.

And a lot of you didn't believe me, so I'm going to tell you the full story. And God, his face has had a lot of semen on it, huh? Absolutely. Spoiler, he is a top. So I was a senior at Penn and he was a sophomore in Fiji and I went to their Halloween party and he came up to me and he was like, Oh, I love your costume. Like, what is it? And I was like, Oh, I'm Caesar the Somnibulus from the cabinet of Dr. Caligari. It's okay if you don't understand the reference. It's

a pretty deep cut. And I was like, Who are you Luigi? Cause he was in a Mario costume. And he was like, yeah, that's actually the joke. I, my name is Luigi. And I was like, Oh, that's funny. Are you looking for your peach tonight? And he played along and reached around and grabbed my little tushy tush. And he said he said yeah I need to rescue her from Bowser's castle and I famously replied Bowser I hardly even know her and then we immediately started making out and he bred me in the stacks of the Yip

Hell library. He bred me in the... That's so... what the fuck dude. Hey so listen, so you're not supposed to call out homosexuals. Did you know that? There was a games athlete that took a hiatus from the games and I go, maybe she's coming to terms with her sexuality and she's gay. And most people are like, hey dude if she is, you can't be the one saying it like that's Dude, you crossed the line with that. You can't be saying and I didn't know that Yeah, I know like say it like if you knew you're like, yeah that guy's gay No, you well, I guess you can't because look at sharing someone's alleged sexual experience on the internet like this is so incredibly disrespectful

So I thought first of all, no, it's not but anyway, but then so you literally out him someone for clout. You're not allowed to out people. What the fuck? Yeah. Isn't that kind of isn't that a trip? It's 2024 and you're not allowed to say that you butt fuck someone. Yeah, but you had you had to tell people if you took the vaccine or not. You can't out people. Right. They would demand that they would know that they that you tell them what if you did or not. However, Luigi has better taste in this. No, no way. Yeah, I want it where uh it's in the pudding babes it's in the pudding This isn't such a gutter moment

What? Oh, what timeline would this not be cringe what I mean, how is this cringe? Do anything for clout Do anything for clout. Shit man, it's a good story. I so want this to be real. You think it's fake? You don't think that this dude got fucking... Hey, if you made it up, wouldn't you say you fucking pounded his hole?

Not if you're that guy. Oh, this guy wants to be known as like... He wants to be known as the one who got fucked by Luigi Mangione. We fucked at the stacks at Van Pelt That's what he said library was open mama. Oh my god Honestly a hilarious joke Yeah, I wonder if you go to his page and he's like I'm actually a comedian ha ha Look at his LinkedIn. He wasn't in Fiji.

He was in Sisa. Oh, those were fraternity houses. I guess so. Someone wrote, okay, Carmen San Diego. Oh my goodness. Oh, so these are all, these are all butslammers. The people commenting. Yeah gotta be shit. I commented in here well

I forgot to like my own post. No, it's cool. Oh, you got to you actually have likes on there. That good yeah that's cool nice yeah oh my god all right yeah you got fucked by luigi mangiotti cool uh people protested the mcdonalds because they turned him in jesus oh yeah did you i guess you see I guess that McDonald's their Google reviews are like a less than one star or like at least one star because people just went over to that specific locations Google reviews and just nuked it. And just because they were narkin on our boy Luigi Mangione That's how that generation hurts people through yellow it's the only way So they were sniffing the the the general consensus is the drones are sniffing

Their government their government drones trying to smell the surface of the earth whether it be with thermal whatever They're they're looking for a a nuke Or some or some some radiation contamination, that's the dominant theory, right? right, so that that I read, uh just like a string of tweets that we're talking about how That I read just like a string of tweets that were talking about how That it's a it's a training exercise that the military is conducting To determine what it would be like to sniff for a dirty bomb in an international port

so it It's would probably I guess the way that it's easier to do it in New Jersey than it would be in New York City Because just like by scale and magnitude It's what about what they're doing on but on the West Coast. It's happening, too What I heard is is that there did you see the video I sent you where there's a guy who's like hey 80 nukes went missing when the wall when Gorbachev and Russia, you know when Russia the USS US SR fell 80 nukes went missing. And this guy said that a couple of years ago,

or a couple of months ago, I don't remember the exact timeline, but I sent you the video and it seems like a reliable guy. He's the CEO of the largest manufacturer of military drones in the world. And he said that he has talked to people and told them that, hey, there was a nuke seen in Europe making its way to the United States did you see that a warhead did you see that video no I did is it this is it this area it's a he the guy talks so fucking slow this guy yes yeah I didn't I didn't get to that part. I was just listening to him talk about like The use of drones I guess and I got bored because it was like you said it was taking on forever The comments are great it says God

Do you remember Instagram you used to be able to hold it and it would play it at two times speed and they got Rid of that feature. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah, I think so. I don't know what happened to that. It was kind of nice I know you can like scroll if you have it on your phone you can like scroll through it faster, but I also saw somebody they shot one down Or one one crashed. Yeah, and I heard it's not true Hmm, is it true? Hey, do you know what is true tornado hit landed right by my house. Did you see that? Yeah, what the hell? A fucking tornado. I went to the Wicked Page. You've probably never seen a tornado. No, for four months, I chased tornadoes one summer for the History

Channel. I was kind of joking. Oh, but this tornado was fucking close. This is right at the kids skate park. That is really scary. Yeah, there's video of it. Let me see if I can find the video. Here, I got it. Can you play it though with your state of the art starling? We'll see. Yeah, that's the damage after. Let's watch that real quick.

Yeah, that's right by the kids skate park. Look at that shit. That guy's in his van still. Like he hasn't even gotten out. He's like, I'm calling. Isn't that funny? What the hell? That's what I would be doing, dude. If my RV got flipped around and I was in it, I'd just be in there and be like, what the fuck? I'd just stand up. Oh, Jeffrey. Oh, climate change is not real. Careful, Jeffrey. Go over to the Wiki page and type in California tornadoes. They've been documented here for two a year for the last 150 fucking years.

This is a mild one. This was mild. Hey, and when you show when you show the video, you'll see like people, real tornado people will be like That's not a tornado. That's a dust devil Really? Yeah, I mean you're gonna see did you see that? It's the it's the it's in there too. Yeah play that one It's just a fucking big dirt devil Just a big nasty dirt devil. Oh My god just blowing shit around. Oh

My god Yeah, this dude eating beaver. Yeah, it's crazy, right? That's just a big dirt devil That's how I see that thing That's terrifying yeah Just ripping through neighborhoods. Imagine Augusta wind just lifting your car up and fucking tossing it on its side. That's it and like you're you have no you're nowhere to go. And the wind is just gonna and you could get hit by anything in like probably a 500 yard

radius because it's just gonna pick it up, spin it around really high and eventually it'll let it go and they'll drop on your house There's some shit. I think I think that thing though is pretty like focused I don't even think you have to be in a 500. I think you have to be like in its pathway I bet you it's a smaller radio, you know what I mean? Like this stuff that it picks up it's going around Going everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like even if you're not in that section in that like line where it's tracing along Like you're gonna you get a fucking two by four through your front door window or a pot

Yeah, the pot we have palm trees everywhere a palm from just fucking right upside your head and kill you Oh, yeah, those shits are huge, too Hey, um, I did wear seven on in cargo shorts with wristbands chasing tornadoes. I did wear wristbands. I did wear cargo shorts that's funny you say that. And you know what I lived on on that trip? I would go to, you guys would know the gas stations, but we were basically just eating in gas stations between Lubbock, Texas and the Canadian border in that straight fucking alley.

Yeah. And I basically just lived on hard boiled eggs and eggs and diet coke and dude my asshole stunk They hate me. I was in a car with like six guys, right? So I was just farting up a storm like all my farts just not like rotten eggs. Did you stop it? Just like loves cast a yeah loves. Yeah loves Yeah, just you I love doing that so good and that was before I could afford anything in there So like I couldn't buy a pocket knife, but now I go in there I'll be like pull out spend like a hundred bucks on shit for my kids

You know what I mean? Like I've heard all nail clippers and a flashlight and shit Yeah Call her hi Yo, what's up? Want to hear about my libtard adventures last night's libtard party Is that tonight or tomorrow that was last night? No, no, we're gonna talk about it tonight or tomorrow. Oh, I was going to tell you a story right now. All right, go ahead.

I'll tell you my story. You tell me your story first. So the so the night before I went outside and I saw some drones. And within eye shot, there's about at least seven to 10 flying around. It's unmistakable. And you're in Long Island. Yeah. And for John Carpenter-

How big like DJI drones? Like the ones that are like this, like the size of like a dinner plate? Nah, not the one that you have in your office. Small shitty ones? I'm talking like from what I could see and from what my family could see, it's got to be the size of like a small little car to maybe even a little bigger. Wow. That big.

So to the point where I sleep with a white noise machine, I heard it flying over my house over the white noise machine What do you hear? Do you hear the propellers cutting the air? Do you hear the engine? Yeah, it was totally it was all propeller and then my daughter looked out the window and she said look look look and Right over my house. It's clear as day. I could see an actual drone flying over my house Is it making like weird noises through the right? Like did you breathe listen to the radio at all? Probably not but like I heard that there's this weird noises coming from them. Like it's distorting the radio frequencies

No, I didn't hear any weird noises, but it's it's definitely Like for for the government to say like it's Not unusual for this to happen, it's definitely unusual because I never looked up before, but now I look up and there's drones flying all around and it's happening in New Jersey, it's happening here to the point where Long Island, it's all over Long Island. It's not just in my area, it's all over. Hey, do you know any cops who've shot at the drones?

No, we're not allowed to. All right, but have you seen the video of the Jersey cop shooting at it? I don't think that's real. There's no way. For one. With the tracer bullets, you saw that video too? That's a fucking BB gun.

Yeah, that's a weird gun. That's not a real pistol that a cop would have. That's not a firearm. That's a BB gun not a real pistol that I know that's not a firearm. That's a that's a BB gun You see how I'm the Tim walls of podcasting I don't know my guns I'm not saying you don't know it Hold on Jethro. I'm about to fight with Caleb. Hold on. This is a tense moment here I'm about 99% certain this motherfucker

What about the light? What about Air Force guy libtard fight it out over what a gun is? Air Force Caleb represent Air Force. I'm just more libtard. I only I own a gun That I thought was a 20 shoe until last night, but it's a 357 I've got a barbell, but I can't snatch 300 pounds. Fuck you, Jethro. You're not helping. Oh, wait, but what about the light he's shooting? First of all, it says New Jersey police. Someone type that in there. Isn't that good?

Yeah, I bet they did. What about the but you can see it shooting. You see the light from the bullet. Yeah, I just don't see lights from the bullet though I thought it was some special tracer bullet that thing's gonna go straight. It's not gonna curve off like fucking Somebody just threw a curveball. Oh shut it judy. Look at kaleb bends me over and everyone's trying to get a piece of that ass Thank you, Judy. You're the best, Judy.

Yeah, those weren't cops. They'd get in so much trouble if they shot at one of those things. They'd be fired. It also just doesn't sound like it. Like if you listen to it, it just sounds like somebody's firing off like an airsoft pistol or something. You can get airsoft pistols or like BB guns that have like lit rounds. Damn. This guy is saying I'm as confused about a micro penis and a giant penis versus a 22 and a 357. Hey you want to know how I realized I have a 357? Oh. Someone saw my box of ammo and they're like, oh you have 357 ammo. I'm like, oh, yeah, that's weird

I'm like, oh fuck It's a lot of gun oh my god But I had a 22 honest yeah, I thought I had a 22 I thought I had a little 22 revolver I Just hopped on I sent Caleb a DM before it did you talk about it so far you had about it being nuclear A sniper someone's trying to get some new stuff. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I've got that picture up right now, it's just kind of like a some radio operator on reddit got that picture up right now. It's just kind of like a some radio operator on Reddit.

Seriously, I don't think it's a drill. I think they're fucking really I think that they are concerned that there's a warhead here or some sort of contamination. And that the reason why they're not telling anyone is they don't want there to be widespread panic and the fucking everyone start driving west. That's what I think. That's my guess. That's my guess. I mean, when I say I think that I'm like, 1% certain that's true. That's my guess. That's my guess. I mean, when I say I think that, I'm like 1% certain that's true. That's my guess. I started. Why else would they be Hemming and Horne? We don't know what it is, but don't shoot it down.

We don't know what it is, but if you see one, let us know what it is. They know something obviously, it's gotta be them, or they are so stupid that they're not shooting it down. They're just letting the border, the air border get infiltrated, which I find hard to believe. Well, that's actually,

it's actually not that hard to believe No, you know what? 100% back in back last year like this time last year There were like a bunch of sightings of drones and shit like that flying over like, Virginia which there's a few there's like a significant amount of military installations over there and like nobody knew anything about them. Nobody said anything like it wasn't the Chinese weather balloon thing and Like they just never I don't think they ever did anything about it. Nothing came of it

They didn't identify who was sending them across so Jethro Honest honest to God like tell me like on a 1 to 10 So, honest to God, tell me on a 1 to 10, 10 being totally sane, 1 being completely crazy, doesn't it make perfect sense to you that the White House, that Washington DC would own 100 water trucks? They're $150,000 each. I saw them because I wanted to buy one online. Each one holds 5,000 gallons of water they have cannon water cannons on top of them. Wouldn't you think that the fucking nation's capital would

have 100 of those on call at all times? That's only $10 million. And that when they fucking breach the capital, those things just roll out and just push it wash everyone's 10 blocks away down fucking 1600 Pennsylvania down Pennsylvania Avenue. doesn't that seem totally fair Yeah, first for people who are common people like us yes, that would be fair But then you don't want the optics of those water cannons shooting people now you take that into the sky People could be like what are you doing? It's the same thing My point being is is we live with complete fucking idiots. Like, like the second someone reached the Capitol, the, the, the, on Jan six, they should have fucking been shot with 30 fucking rubber bullets. And then the second someone got close to the stairs, they, there should have been allowed

one warning one step further and you're dead. And then just open firearm. You can't let fucking people enter the nation's fucking Capitol. You cannot. And a fucking like, I mean, can you imagine, let's say it was just a regular tourist day and you ran in there, 10 cops would beat the fuck out of you. You ran in there with a backpack that said bomb on it. What would happen to you?

Oh no, you'd be dead. Yeah. Yeah. And so we just see the dumbest fucking things I Caleb said he saw fucking two guys fly over a fucking military base with parachutes and fans blowing them across the base With the little fucking strings He said no one did shit No, check this out. I'd shoot a fucking giant net up there and scoop him out of the sky and let him hit the ground

Now look now look now look at the comparisons if you want to do a comparison. January 6th at the Capitol. Then you do Minneapolis. Same thing. Same thing. When the second they push that fence down at the police station, you open fire on them with live ammunition. And they put all those cops at risk. But the difference was the people let everyone in

on January 6th and there was an angry mob in Minneapolis taking over the police station. Doing a billion dollars worth of damage to the city. Yeah, it's crazy. Anytime, if someone lights a building on fire, they should be shot, like on the spot. Like that's a threat. To me, it's the same as like if

you're a cop and you walk up to the side of someone's car and they start to drive away or they act like they're going to use the car to hurt you you should be able to just unload the fucking whole unload the whole gun into them you know how many times i've taken my gun out of my holster and put it against the door when people come up to me? How many? At least 15. Just random people. Oh, they can't see it. They don't know that they're moments seconds away. If they do something stupid, they're going to get one through the door. Yep. I just tuck it underneath my elbow right and get the door and yep. Hello, Mrs. Johnson. Can I help you? God, I hope this bitch doesn't do something stupid.

Johnson, can I help you? God, I hope this bitch doesn't do something stupid. All right, so it's nuclear, right? I mean, that's where we're at now. That's our guess now that it's either a test or they're definitely sniffing. They're definitely searching. We have to hope that it's you. It's our we're hoping it's our guys and that they're sniffing for something on the ground. Where's Doc Brown when you need him? Who's Doc Brown? From Back to the Future. Oh yeah. Didn't they release just, extra slobby, didn't they just release like 15 of the people who stormed the Capitol or undercover government? 26 of them were spies or feds. But only three of them were on the clock. The other guys were there just with their kids, just out for the afternoon.

This is the perfect time for people to start bringing in nuclear stuff right in between that Biden isn't doing a damn thing in the White House and Trump's ready to take over. And Trump really can't do anything right now because he doesn't hold the office yet. Right, exactly. So there's this huge vacuum right now of security and like literally no one's in charge right now No one I know no one I know it's crazy and how about the cucks that they have speaking? My orcas and then who's the fucking Admiral that keeps speaking? He is such a pussy. He came on Fox not blinking. Oh, Kirby, Kirby, Kirby.

Oh my God, dude. They should fucking get a man up there. They should hire John Wooley to speak. What? For fuck's sake someone with a little testosterone. Hey, was your wife scared was your family scared when they saw the drones at all anyone freaked out My wife isn't Yeah, she's up all night. Oh shit

Yes, she doesn't do well she doesn't do well with this type of stuff She doesn't like a big fucking drone the size of a car flying over her house? No, not in the least. Yeah. Yeah, me neither. But I feel better in the United States than that. Like I ran. Yeah.

Well, that's what you're hoping for. Keep hoping. Yeah. Are you happy? Are you happy your husband opened a gym? Be honest. Be honest. Be honest. No, you know, I am happy because I think he really enjoys it and I love going there, but

he definitely works way harder there than I do. That's how my wife that's what my wife said about my mistress. Oh, Sevan's happy. That's fine. He's happy. That's fine. He's happy. Yeah, it's a lot of work for him. But I can't, you know, I can't imagine him doing anything else because he's sort of at that point in life where he's going to retire soon and he needs something he's passionate about. So it's a great

community and we're doing really well. So did you guys just hear each other's voices when you were young and you're just like oh fuck we're in love we both sound like we're from some enclave in New York do I have an accent too please no not at all I'd like to order two pizzas please you should hear my daughter I yell at her all the the time. There it is. I'm gonna talk to him. I'm like, talk? What are you saying? Who's the worst?

Is Laverne and Shirley your neighbors or Laverne and Shirley your neighbors? I feel like I have no access. Caleb doesn't even get that joke. He's too young. No, I didn't. All right. Thank you guys.

Keep me posted on your own. Tell me if you see any more, please. I'm at the center of the video that we took. I'll have to DM it to you because you know, Android and everything. Oh yeah. Please do that. I'll make a little sub clip from this. I'll have Julie send it now. Hey, how long were they, how long were they over to your house?

How long were they over to your house? They were like from 6 PM until 11 o'clock at any given moment. There were five drones above us. And were all your neighbors outside? I was, we were getting a lot of people outside, but a lot of people didn't even look up. Like if it's like, if you don't look up and really, the people are ignorant around here. I don't know. I'm like, how do you not know there's a hundred drones overhead right now? But some people just didn't know. Gas-powered engine or electric, you think?

Well, some of them were really high up, so you couldn't really hear them. Or smell them. Yeah. The gas. I don't really know. We did hear a couple of low ones about 11 o'clock that, like he said before, we had to run and open the window and we saw them pretty low. But my brother was saying he lived south of us and he said they are not by him, but they're going back and forth where we live and we live closer to main roads. And we're're like maybe they're scanning the main roads by us

I don't know what about this, you know, like of a big truck Like you know, like when the garbage truck picks up the trash in front of your house You can kind of feel the you feel it in your body. You feel the vibration Did you feel the vibration from these things? Can you feel them? Just that like the last one I feel like we That last one like was really loud and shook the house. Yeah, that's crazy, dude.

You felt the vibration of the propellers. Yeah, that you know, that kind of it's like a sonic feeling. But you also you feel it like you hear it and you feel it. You're like, oh, there's some rumbling. I don't know if they do this in California, but long Island style. We have these low flying planes that hang messages off the tail. Yep. Do you have the not around my house, but like LA at the beaches, they have that

like a Kamala loves you. Yeah, exactly. That's what it, that's what it sounded like the last one. Crazy. Maybe it was a plane. And, and it's only, it was only one night. No, it was last night too. But we keep looking tonight.

We haven't seen anything tonight. That Friday night was really busy. Last night we saw a few. I cannot believe people are not putting their drones up. I would put my drone up so fast and chase that thing. If I saw one. so fast and chase that thing if I saw one. Kirby said it could be like regular civilian drones.

There's no way that there's civilian drones, so many, and that they're so big. These things that have cost like tens of thousands of dollars. Yeah, another thing that's crazy, but the commercial drones, the DJI drones, the lenses and the optics on them are so crazy. I could put one up and film it perfectly at night. I could get right to it. I can even push a button on my screen and just be like, follow this fucker. And there's no way that thing would get away from my drone.

I mean, it would have to go over a hundred miles an hour. It would have to be so fast. It couldn't evade it. It couldn't do anything. These things are so nimble. They're wild. And so I don't understand why we're not seeing more pictures of them. It couldn't evade it. It couldn't do anything. These things are so nimble. They're so, they're wild. And so I don't understand why we're not seeing more pictures of them. So you think that that report that that sheriff, there was a sheriff in Jersey who saw 50 coming in from the ocean. That sounds like plausible based on your report.

I believe that. I believe it. Yeah. Because they're coming like out of nowhere. And any formation flying that you thought like the thing, some people were like, yeah, they're sniffing the reason why they think they're sniffing the ground is because of the formations they were flying in.

Now they seem to be like a certain distance apart. They're pretty spread between it. Like my daughter said, it looks like they're going up and down blocks like straight straight lines. Teresa says, and the government knows every person who's purchased a drone. No, unfortunately they do not. The Chinese government knows, but our government does not know. They said there's 800,000 registered drones.

That means I would guess less than 101 in a hundred drones is registered. That means there's 8 million drones in the US. There's no fucking way. I mean, I've never registered a drone that takes like work. Why would you register your drone? And don't you think if all like the drone people got together and collaborate, Oh, let's all throw drones up at the same time. Don't you think the government would have realized like, Oh, this is happening.

And like hacked into all that stuff. You mean like if there was a Facebook page and said like, Hey, let's run a scam on a, yeah. Oh, let's drone drones drones drones unite or something. And, and, uh, another, you know, the other thing is, is that they have their lights on and that they're saying that if it was nefarious, these guys wouldn't have their lights on. Yeah, I agree with that. How about Kirby?

What he said he's like, and it's not the Chinese for sure. They didn't like what happened last time when we shot down their balloon It's like hey fucked hard that thing flew over our entire country from west to east And you didn't shoot it down till it was fucking in the fucking Atlantic you jackass It just so happened to me and all of our nuclear bases. Yeah, like They don't give a shit. What do you mean? They didn't like it you shot down their balloon Like I give like anybody gives a fuck dude The same way that you don't think it's anything bad is the same way that they said the vaccine was safe and effective

Exactly. Hey report you like the same exact thing I feel like the weather say they talking about this is the same way that did cove it there was a massive Facebook group of 17,000 women on Facebook that was saying, hey, we're not injected, but everyone around us is vaccinated and our periods are getting all whack. Facebook pulled down that Facebook group. Can you imagine that just for talking about that? Now, the report came out today, 100%.

If you're a woman and you were around, let's say you were somewhere and everyone around you was vaccinated, the shedding affected your period. They were talking about two year olds that were bleeding, old ladies who were bleeding, just all sorts of crazy shit happening. All the fucking conspiracy shit is coming to be true. All of it. All right. Well, thank you for keeping the ground safe.

I told my wife is if, uh, if shit hits a fan, I'm going back on patrol, put the uniform on such shooting some aliens and there's some drones there. Yeah. I'm going to California. All right, thank you Peace and love peace and love send me the DM send me the video I'll have her send it to your to your regular phone. Thank you but all right Mad Marv just brought up something interesting the growing rumors that these drones are run by Elon Musk's brother who owns a drone company

Nova Sky Stories and he actually does it's like that if they produce like concerts and stuff and they just have drones that fly up there and Hey, you know what I heard oh That's cool. You know what I heard? Oh, that's cool. You know what I heard? I heard that the US government is going to shut down DJI and subsidize the fuck out of American drone companies. So Americans start purchasing tons of drones from American made companies.

Hey, caller, what's up? Hey, so I know you love conspiracy theories, but I have real life experience with a training exercise. Back in 2014 when I worked for San Antonio, I had an Air Force, someone high up come in and say, here's a hard drive and I had a pin on it. And he said, give me all your data. I was like, who are you? He said, we're doing a training exercise

uh in a few months over a weekend where they simulate, uh, The chinese government taking over the u.s and how long it would take to move assets around Do they have the gate codes to communities to their safe houses? Can you shut off the water treatment plant fast enough? Can you do all of these things in an order to make sure that like we can find our weaknesses? So I would believe that it is a training exercise to some degree and then that they are not doing a job of

explaining the drone situation. I hear you. So can you explain that to me in more detail? Can you say where you worked in 2014? I mean, you can look up on LinkedIn. I worked for a river authority that managed utilities for half of San Antonio. So it's not like I'm... I didn't even have to sign anything. They just said we'd like your utilities team to be a part of this. So then I got with the engineering manager and I said, look, we're they're going to do this exercise. I ran the mapping platforms. We have GPS over all of our trucks. And so we would put everybody out in the field and then we'd see how long it

would take for them to get back to the treatment facility, things like that. As if they were the Chinese doing it. So yeah, the US government, the Air Force base is there. They ran a simulation to do multiple missions. I don't know what all of them were. Ours was to make sure we could shut down our water treatment facility fast enough so it didn't ruin the water supply. Ah, I see what you're saying. Wow. Oh wow. Wow. Wow. Interesting. Well, that's good. That makes me feel better. Yeah, that's why I'm not as like scared about it, but I also have not been keeping up.

This is just my firsthand experience because we, I didn't, I had, what happened was after 2001 and the Homeland Security Act, a lot of data became protected behind, uh, that act. And so all of the utilities, they're not all hooked up, you know, correctly between towns. There's all these buffers in different municipalities, power companies that don't know how to work together. It's just mapping is only now becoming more advanced

because it takes four times as much computing power to do mapping as it does regular computing, even AI. So when quantum computers come out, these mapping systems like all of these drones, if they are truly mapping everything on the eastern seaborn, then great, but I'm pretty sure it's a training exercise based on what I participated in. I like that. All right. Thank you.

Look at this. That's cool. Look at this. This is like a real podcast for a second. I like that. All right, thank you. Look at this. That's cool. Look at this, this is like a real podcast for a second. That's crazy. Okay, gotta pack, gotta move. Love you, bye. Okay, love you, bye. Bye.

Hey, that's like, if you had a mistress and you're like, look, my wife's not coming home, but in five minutes, we're gonna pretend like she comes home and you can jump out the window. Just training exercise, training exercise. That's right. Just in case. Dude, I think it's, it's always so crazy when people fuck people like in, in like in their own house or like, you know what I mean?

Like they get anyone who gets caught cheating. I feel like that they wanted to get caught cheating. Yeah. That's pretty, it's pretty it's pretty bold right like yeah House and do that. Yeah, like wouldn't you think to go get like a hotel or something? Yeah, like when my when my wife says she's going to Pilates. I'm like, uh-huh Every morning at 9, huh? Okay, right. All right. Got it Yeah at nine huh okay right got it all right yeah yeah yeah all right so we fucked we cracked the code well there it is yeah it's all we needed to know I'm gonna show you video that it's funny cuz I'm struggling to believe this is real.

This is in the United Kingdom. I'm struggling. This is a lady who's praying near an abortion clinic in the United Kingdom. I can't even fucking believe this is real. I'm not even sure if this is real. I am struggling. This is a lady who's praying near an abortion clinic in the United Kingdom. I can't even fucking believe this is real. Listen to this conversation and this cop has been called to talk to her. Okay. Are you protesting?

No. Are you here to crave the lives of unborn children? As I've mentioned to one of your colleagues before, I think that's a little bit of a leading question. No, I'm not actually today. Can you actually be carrying out elsewhere? I'm not doing any actions. I'm just simply thinking silently in my head. Is he looking down and reading shit? Is he like trying? What's he? Dude, that's a script. First, he, that is a hard percent.

He's got a laminated piece of paper or some shit that they have to carry around with him. That's a hundred percent what that is. Okay, why did you choose this location to stand? This is an abortion center. I'm praying for those who've been hurt by abortion. I'm praying for those who've been hurt by abortion. I said before, yes, I said no. I'm praying for those who've been hurt by abortion.

Yes, that's right. You know that he like there's like a psych, you know how it's got like there's like that diagram or like branches off if they say yes Say this if they say no say this she he 100% got to the end of that diagram and then didn't have an answer and so the Arrow pointed back to the beginning and said are you here in protest ask them again? Are you here in protest? So he's a robot running like some sort of out some program algorithm program He really is a non-playable character. This is.

Got to be, dude. 100%. This is a real life one. Yeah, if you don't believe there's NPCs, here's one. Yeah, an algorithm. Yeah. It's like being run on a really shitty computer from the old days. Yeah.

Commodore 64. It's just got that blinking like... from the old days. Yeah. Commodore 64. Like it's just got like that blinking like. It's got like a 2060 graphics card or like a 10, 1080 graphics card. This is crazy. Are you aware there's a public slave protection order in place here? Yes, I don't know if you know but I have actually been arrested twice. I've gone to court and been acquitted for, um, allegedly my silent prayers. Um, I've actually received an email from the police telling me I'm allowed to be in this area. Um, I don't know if you're familiar with that situation at all.

So, yes, that's right. That's why I was arrested previously. So yes, I'm very much aware. There's a PSP in place. He can't even process that. That's not on the script, right? I've been arrested twice for this. Yeah, he's like, so now what? It's like, I have to do something. Like, that's the, his thought is like, I have to do something and then I need to do something. And you're like, no, you don't have to do anything actually. But he refuses to believe that the algorithm just keeps going back to tell them. So are you here in protest?

So why are you here? What the fuck? I can't even fucking believe this is real. I'm not reaching it. Look, she, she already said he's not reaching it, but that he didn't got that in the script. At this point, he's not even listening he's just like well she didn't say no so let me find another question that I can

ask yeah it's like wow a dichotomous key is what that's called I don't see any reason why I would need to do that for the reasons I just explained to you. Why are you not willing to meet that child? He's so excited. He's getting through the boxes, right? Because there's one down here that says arrest and he's just racing to it, right? That's exactly what he's doing. He's like, oh getting closer.

I can arrest her. Maybe I can tase her today. That's a hundred percent what he's doing. He's like, Oh, getting closer. I can arrest her. Maybe I can tase her today. That's 100% what he's doing. What if she was just hot as fuck and some big old titties with a shirt that said I'm single or I love cops? Would he go off strip or no, he just can't. He would probably have the same reaction but like the algorithm for how to pick up chicks. He'd pull out another laminated card and say How do I talk to the women and then he'll go through the whole list of pick up lines that he can possibly come up with But somebody gave him back at the station. This is fucking amazing Because of what i've just said because I don't think I need to move outside the exclusion zone, I've been caught over this.

OK, so what are you going to do? Are you going to issue a fixed penalty notice now? So what am I being issued a fixed penalty notice for? Because I believe, and I'm funny to believe, that you're here to protest. I've just told you I'm not protesting. I'm simply silently playing Dude I Believe and my colleague believes I think maybe yeah, is that sporty Beth's brother? It's gotta be You're doing it because I said so. This is unreal, dude.

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So that that's just not even a civilized country anymore I saw another no, not at all the united kingdom england's law england's toast. Yeah I saw another video where There was like a protest going on and this guy this lady says oh you're a something I don't even know what she said but the guy turns to the cop that's like managing this protest and he goes she called me a this she called me this oh my god this woman called me this and like just freaks out and the cops like oh my god what we have to do something and they like snatch her and

start like arresting her somewhere else. And they're like, did she call you that? Did she call you a bad name? Are you distressed? Are you anxious about this? Did you not like that she called you this name? Oh, the anxious thing. So you're not allowed to if someone says you cause wait, wait till you hear this is if you

cause someone anxiety, you get arrested in Europe. This is great cause. This is great cause This is crazy. Hey this this one after I saw this video here this made me realize now I understand all the young female CrossFit Games athletes This is it right here. Oh really? Yeah, dude. They should all move to the UK These these dudes will protect them. Listen, this is crazy No these these dudes will protect them listen this is crazy no the culture police would realize how ridiculous this is it is ridiculous what did it need to come to?

tell us why you've investigated it to this level because i don't understand i posted something that he posted you come to arrest me you don't arrest him why has it come to this? Why am I in cuffs? Because it's something he shared, then I shared. Because someone has been caused, obviously, anxiety based upon your social media taste. That's why you've been arrested.

This guy reposted something that someone else reposted. So someone posted something, someone reposted it, posted something someone reposted it then this guy reposted it But because he was his reap third repost Gave someone anxiety they came to arrest him How does a social meet like at what point are you like are you so dishonest with yourself that you're like that post gave me anxiety Like that like that New York Times article. I fucking hate it. I think that guy's a douche for writing it. But at the end of the day, that's all that's all on me.

Yeah. And me trying to want the message to be what I want the message to be. Nothing more nothing less. And I know the cops are just trying to like maintain the law or like do whatever but you can't tell me that when you get that call you're not laughing. It's like dude, are you shitting me right now i don't think so dude i don't think so i you think that they're just like yeah we need this is this needs to happen we need to arrest this person for causing another person anxiety with because of social media bro these are like the cops you would see in fucking canada the videos of them going and shutting down gyms. Oh, fuck. You're right.

You're right. During COVID, do you remember that shit? Yes. Oh, you can't be working out in there. I'm in here by myself. Ah, sorry. Yeah, you're right. And they would arrest people because they're working out by themselves in their own gym.

No, you're not allowed to use any discernment. Ah, fuck. You're right. Do you remember when they built the, do you remember when they built, during COVID, if you built a room outside and you put it on the street, but it was still a room, then it was okay. Like you could zip it in closure, but as long as it wasn't your, I mean like what? Yes.

Yeah. If you set it, if you set up the same facility outside of your, the building that you work, that you served in or whatever, it would just fine. That's so ridiculous. It's like a Reno 911 skit. Yeah. It's a total it's pure. It's just, yeah, it's exactly what it is.

It's Abbot and Costello fucking Tardation. Who's on first. Yeah. I don't know what's going on over there in Europe. It is, it is, uh, would you rather have that or the drones? Let me go with drones. Would you rather have like be with these fucktards or be with the drone? I'm going to say be with the drone.

I feel like they're almost running an experiment over there to see like if we would do that. And, oh, in the UK? Yeah. Like they're like, they're seeing like, okay, if we can do these people next, we'll try to do to people in the US I mean half the country would fall for this anyway. I Mean, you know people in the CrossFit game space already who are like, hey, you really can't say that. Yeah, that's a good point

How dare you say that? How dare you say that? How do you can you has a fantastic ass? Oh, Dude, don't say that you're gonna get she don't say that try to convince me otherwise. Yeah, that's Matt's misogyny I'll tell you you're wrong No, no one has ever Not once accused us of be misandry when we've just been like, holy fuck. Look at that guy's dumper Look at Tudor Magda's fucking giant hog. No one's ever been like, Oh, that's that's you can't say that. Not one person. No. It's okay to ogled men, but it's not okay to ogle women.

Oogle Is it Oogle? No, no, we're gonna go with Oogle. I think it's Oggle. But I like Oogle. Oggle. I think Oggle has negative connotation. I think I looked it up ogle, but I like ogle ogle. I kids I think ogle has negative connotation I think I looked it up once I was so disappointed when I saw that as negative on a connotation. It's so bombed I know it's okay. It's a good one. Oh No, it says yeah stare at in a lecherous manner Yeah, but I don't like letharist is let me yeah me neither Lettres gives me anxiety. Can we get rid of that word? Having or showing excessive or offensive sexual desire. Okay.

Well, I guess I'll stop using that word then because you know, it probably caused people anxiety if I used it if if if there were a hundred thousand people Who were millionaires and they were all like dude Sevan taught me how to be a millionaire Sevan taught me how to be a millionaire and then you taught me how to be a millionaire. And then you saw me and I was driving a fucking beat up Volkswagen bug and I lived in a fucking little shitty fucking apartment. Would you be like, fuck, I ain't taking advice from him. That motherfucker lives in the shit, drives a shitty Volkswagen and lives in a, uh, uh, a one bedroom apartment. But those other hundred thousand people were fucking living in mansions had the sweetest fucking chicks or guys

Fucking nice cars. No debt. Would you be like I'm not listening to him. Look at look at he lives like shit hmm, I hmm, I Guess I'd probably still listen to you Because you you provided information to other people, right? Right. Like the people like the people that you gave the information to are able to profit off

of that. They were able to like, what do they call them? Use something for your. Listen, not there wasn't one person who I didn't make rich. I'll even go that far. Every single person who listened to me got filthy rich. Okay. It's like I

used to have a thing where if you were a crossfit coach and you didn't know how to do a muscle-up, but you were teaching me how to do a muscle-up, I didn't, I like wouldn't listen to you. Yeah. And now looking back on it, I don't think that's necessarily the right frame of mind. Everyone at my gym has 10 strict muscle-ups, but I don't think that's necessarily the right frame of mind everyone at my gym as 10 strict muscle ups But I don't have one but they all and they and they all tell you that Motherfucker taught me right fucking in 24 hours how to get my first muscle up and in three weeks how to get 10 strict Right a hunter across the board undisputed Right. Yeah, I think I was definitely too prideful when I would do that because I was

like, well, what do they know? They've never even done it themselves. Okay. I'm going to play you this clip. I know no one's perfect, but this is just crazy. This is Joe Rogan on Greg Glassman. Now, mind you, I'm going to equate that every single person who does CrossFit, their life improves. Now, some people got rich and got into drugs. That's not my fault. I just gave them advice on how to get rich.

They got rich and they got into drugs. Yeah, that was their own thing. Some of them cheated on their wife. They started getting into strippers. They used their money in weird ways. You didn't teach them how to snort coke. You just taught them how to their wife. They started getting into strippers. They used their money in weird ways. You didn't teach them how to snort coke. You just taught them how to make money. Yes. Yes. Now listen to this. Be really into cardio. It probably would diminish some of your strength.

Like heavily. Yeah. Greg Glassman back in 07 when I was throwing Highland games, he was like, you got to do cardio or do a CrossFit. And I was like, why? And he was like, no, it'll help your throwing. Oh, the CrossFit guy? Yeah. Doesn't look like it works out at all. That's the one. Yeah fair. I'm cool with that I'm good so far good. I'm good. I'm good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not taking advice from you, but I was sitting there I was like I'm 265 pounds. He's like you should do crossfit I'm like I'm trying to be the best thrower in the world and that has nothing to do with Any of this other stuff? Yeah, I have a golden rule when it comes to taking advice.

I don't take advice from anybody. It looks like shit. That sound. Now, listen, this is in, this is three days ago. Wow. When he has this entire body of work, 18 years, the fittest people on the planet are training. I don't care what they say, they're doing CrossFit. He's a fucking MMA fucking guru, no doubt.

Maybe the smartest person in the world when it comes to MMA. All the MMA guys do CrossFit, whether they fucking admit it or know it or not, they've all been influenced by it. You watch any of their fucking footage of their embedded show, they're all doing CrossFit. They're all on the assault bikes. They're all doing high intensity. BJ Penn, one of the greatest ever Joe Rogan would say, thanks CrossFit. This fucking guy, I understand why he thinks that CrossFit might not help the Highland games, but there's endless examples of athletes, pitchers, football players players soccer players who took fucking CrossFit and their game got elevated

endless examples Absolutely. So I don't know if Joe stoned out of his fucking mind or Misspoke or he hangs out with the wrong crowd that just wants to hate hate on Greg at every moment but uh, man, what a What a shit take yeah it's pretty bad what a shit take yeah you're you're not really trying to learn anything at that point then like if that were the case like imagine how how many lessons you wouldn't learn if you were just like

well that person looks like shit so why should i listen to them um? And here's the thing Joe's talks for fucking 50 hours a week. I don't know what the fuck how much he talks So there's obviously some shits gonna come out of it. You got to give him leeway, right? But uh, I just thought that was a That's just kind of there's these, there's these things that, you know, there's these things that people say by the time you're 52 years old that people think they're so smart when they

say it and you've heard it like a million times and it's like, it's so fucking elementary to you. You don't even want to listen anymore. I'll give you one. It's not about the destination. It's about the journey. You know what I mean? There are just these and it's like, dude, like, like I learned that when I was actually good. It's about the journey. You know what I mean? There are just these, and it's like, dude,

like I learned that when I was- I just said that she could, so she did. Yeah, and I remember learning those things at eight, nine, 10, 17 when I was on acid, 23 when I was on coke, 25 when I had my heart broken. Like I remember those lessons, but these people who are, it just, there's a juvenile element to them, and that's one of them.

It's like, I'm not going to take advice. I'm not going to take advice from someone who looks like shit. Like you think you're being smart, but like, Hey dude, that's eighth grade intellect. Right. It's just a little. Like something that you came up with that doesn't even really make sense, but you just abide by it because somebody's never told you otherwise. Yeah.

Nobody hasn't proven to you or you haven't listened to somebody that proves that idea wrong. Yeah. No, nobody hasn't proven to you or you haven't listened to somebody that proves that idea wrong. Yeah. It's like when you're 15, you see someone smoking cigarettes and they're like, dude, you should never smoke. It's bad for you. You're like, that person's a hypocrite. And when you're 25, you're like, I better listen to him.

He got experience. Like flip the script. Like you're not an idiot anymore. You're not, you're not in this selfish egotistical mode. You're like in learning. You're in learning mode. You're not like, I got you. It's like the same people who hate religion. Like you hate religion, you're going to prove it wrong. There's no such thing as God. He hasn't touched my life. And then at some point,

if you're lucky, you're like, wait a second. I'm running some software. They're running some software. What's wrong with theirs? Where's their's where's their software gone wrong? right It's cool. You can learn you learn stuff from them, too. Yeah Learn a ton of shit from them Yeah, it's the same as you would learn with somebody who's like agnostic or whatever atheist. Yeah And who knows maybe Jesus will fucking kiss you one day and wake me. You don't wake you up or me. Yeah, maybe I didn't mean to insinuate He hasn't kissed you. He hasn't kissed me yet. I don't think he's kiss me. Look at Bryson Del Monte Yeah, Bryson and I were having this discussion. Look at him

You do that or he just got laid He's like, yeah, what we talking about nice Good job Bryson proud of you. I like Shane or I take advice from him. Yeah fuck Why not? I mean, I think advice from him. Yeah, fuck. Why not? I think Shane might be fit as fuck too. I think Shane might be fitter. I don't think Shane is fitter than Tia. I think Shane can beat Tia in all the workouts Tia's even though.

But. This is a hot take. This is a hot take. I think listen you Know scaling of weights anything Tia can do Shane can do better at the same weight No, you disagree. I know 100% disagree There's no way I mean do a poll. Yeah, look at Victoria. I'm gonna lose this one big time

No one's gonna agree with me. No Yeah, oh shit. We're in big trouble. Mar Maris concurs look I've summoned the beast hey I must be behind dude what are you guys up here talking about oh I thought this was Taylor who is this oh she did I was just listening oh listen Taylor I Taylor I think that I thought it was Jeremy your voice sounds so deep. What the hell you in the juice? Because I've been because I just know it's because I've been in concrete all day. Oh, he's doing man shit, dude Oh, you got to my story You have a you watch it. I watch you pile driving

You have a hole digger is a manual hole digger, look I finished we finished the fence you gotta go look at it It's I can't believe we did this. Okay. Hold on. I'm going to your Instagram right now. Hold on. Hey Ortega Ortega if you want to know what a fucking Mexican can work Let me introduce you to me. Hold on. I'm playing your story right now. Hold on. Here we go Luigi man, Johnny we go. I was sorry. Wrong account. Uh, dude, come on. Go to my story. I want you to fucking see this. It's crazy. It's impressive. Hey dude, I think it's crazy. Let me disconnect you because you're popping. Hold on. Hold on. I reconnect you. Hold on. Let me reconnect you. Not disconnect you. Let me reconnect you. He's popping. Hold on. Hold on. Let me reconnect you. Hold on.

Let me reconnect you. Not disconnect you. Let me reconnect you. He's I can't believe he called right now. I wonder if he heard what I said about Shane. Hey, are you there? Hello? Yeah, you're there.

I heard what you said about Shane that Shane could be TN every workout. Yeah. I hit so the first day, dude, it feels like I haven't it feels like every day has run together between Just keep going. What is that? I Hit my head on a fucking cabinet dude, and it fucking dushed that was Friday. That was before kill Taylor Hey, um, it's going hold. I want to say something really quick.

All right. Here's where it starts. Who, who can I, is this one of your students? No, this chick on the screen right now. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, I thought we were on my screen. Jesus Christ. We're on Taylor's screen. Hold on one second. Hold on. Let me do this. I got to, I got to back up Yeah, sorry. No. No, I got to kick you out. All right. I got to keep my last Last video get to the last no, hold on. Hold on. No, no, no, no, who is this? God damn it. Who is this? Can't see anything this is a fucking insane body Bailey cat Just go to my fucking but just tell me really quick Bailey cheetah sentinel her and her boyfriend do sentinel. Oh my god

Just go to my fucking fence chill dude chill Chill that Taylor did man. Wow My head is gushing blood. I stabbed myself in the kneecap. Oh my god, that's a lot of women. That chick is hot as fuck. That chick works out at your gym? Go to my fence.

No, I don't know where she works out. I'm not sure. Oh my god. It must be fun. It must be fun to be young. And she's a nurse. You know what they say about a nurse. Is she really a nurse? Yeah, she's a be fun. Alright. It must be fun to be young. And she's a nurse. You know what they say about a nurse. She is. Is she really a nurse?

Yeah, she's a pleaser. Yep. Jesus criminy. Guys. Hold on, dude. We're chilling. We're just going through. Look at the quads and fucking caboose on this one.

Oh, that's Morgan Porter. Yeah, her rig is nuts. Jesus Christ. Hold on, hold on. You're gonna come meet in trouble, bro. Whatever. You hang out with a fucking man who loves women, who appreciates the female form. What can I say?

I'm the opposite of a misogynist. That was a PR. Can you believe that? Go back to that lift. That was insane. Oh, now you want us to go back? This deadlift this guy does? Just go to my, just go to my fence.

No, go to my fence. Okay, okay. Hey, great job on the workout this week. So many people tried and no one could beat you. That was great. Deadlift this guy does just go to my just okay. Just go to my fence. No, okay. Okay. Hey, um, all great I think great job on the workout this week. So many people tried no one could beat you. That was great People are doing that shit on their own too. They actually just do it for funsies. That's great Even storm knows even storm knows yeah that that chicks body was both those chicks bodies is fucking I'm going undefeated in December go next

This is hilarious about George Stepanophilus, right got fine 15 mil Yes, what a cuck. Yeah Fucking asshole. Okay, here we go Sawdust it's the last I think it's the last story He's done. Wow, dude. This is professional Yeah, go to the last one that's when you see the whole thing built. Can you believe you have a house there? Cutting tops of the fence posts.

It's unreal. It's unreal just because. Is that Lizzie's dad? Are you bonding with the father-in-law? Me and Lizzie's dad are really tight. He's awesome. Yeah, we built, I mean, we built this thing over like two days. Did you guys fight about anything like pole placement or digging or the holes were deep enough? No, not at all. No? Okay. No, not at all. Little booger turd.

That was cute. Hey, that's a lot of wood. That wasn't cheap. Progress picture. Hey, that's a lot of wood that wasn't cheap progress picture It was probably cost me like 4k all the material But the could you imagine if I paid someone to do it that would have been like $10,000. Yeah, for sure All right, last one last video your dog can jump over that But you won't this is all done. That is nice, dude There's one game. It looks like a fucking like a

Horse farm fence. I know, isn't that sick? That looks so good. Did your neighbors come out and talk to you about it? Yeah, they're like, wow, you sure are making that look nice. And I was like, hey, thanks. I kind of just been bringing it as we go. You're going to get, you're going to fucking bought out of your house. How close is that to the property line, dude? That's right on the property line.

Hey dude, if you were to do that in California, fucking 15 neighbors would come over and all of them would have like some opinion. Are they talking to you? Long three days. Close on Friday. I think considering it looks really nice and someone was fucking fishing and whining. You know what I mean? That's good

That fence around my house, but I yeah, I have I got real you got it surveyed We got the survey that it had done most recently and I took all the measurements that they were like there were, um, what you would call them as waypoints, uh, fucking markers or whatever. So a lot of help. Cora stop. Thank you. Lizzie's parents. Um, thank you, Lizzie. Bryson. Yeah. Luke. Anyways, it's surveyed. It's all good to go. Honorable mention. Thanks all you guys, but I ain't tagging you

Don't come over Basically, yeah, dude. I haven't checked my phone once in four days was basically thanks all you guys But i'm not wasting the time to tag you on this post Yeah, this is really cool. Congrats, dude. You're so so those are all holes concrete two feet in two feet in the ground Yeah, two feet in concrete. Hold on. Let me welcome concrete, two feet in, two feet in the ground? Yeah, two feet in, concrete. Hold on, let me walk in. Two feet in, concrete. Apparently, I didn't even need to do that.

Lizzie's brother, he works on a farm in Ohio. He's in school there. He works on the weekends on this farm. He was like, you know you didn't have to use concrete, like, quickcrete, right? I'm like, what do you mean? You think on cattle farms where they lay thousands of miles of fence They go out there with quick creed on every post hole. I was like, oh, he's like, yeah, it's just a it's just like a Dog fence dude. It's not just put it in deep enough. It'll just sit there

Right, but I did but I did quit create and it feels really sturdy. So yeah, you'll never have an issue with it I mean if you're gonna be there for a while, then it's perfect. It's not pressure treated wood It is Yeah. Oh, it looks fucking great. Are you gonna stain it? You're just gonna leave it We thought about I thought initially about painting it white, but we're not gonna do that We'll probably paint it like black maybe or or leave it brown or I don't know. Not sure yet. Nice. Hey, I'd recommend, what I would recommend is now putting some steel poles on every other fence post that are like six feet tall and draw a wire between them and plant passion fruit around

the entire property. That's my opinion. I did, I wish except that's not gonna grow in North Carolina. Oh won't? No way. Does it freeze there? Yeah. Oh you're right. Never mind. That would be cool though. What I was actually gonna do is I was gonna put I was gonna put a metal pole every every other friend's post and run concertina wire so. I'm you hear Jethro called in Jethro and his wife and they've seen drones over their house more than a half dozen drones fly over their house big ones whoa from from I saw a little bit of that in the news but not much like what what what's going down fucking whole eastern fucking New Jersey fucking Maryland, New York everywhere

There's these giant drones everywhere US governments like there's no unusual activity that we can spot. Meanwhile Twitter's like hey, they're sniffing for a fucking nuke That basically that's the US government has drones that fucking are scouring the surface of the earth over there looking for what? some people are saying it's just a the surface of the earth over there looking for what some people are saying it's just a drill other people are saying that know that there is a nuke from the fall of the Soviet Union that 80 new from missing and one of them's here. If it was just a drill they I feel like they'd tell us you know. We'll see.

Are you that? I mean, who knows? I mean, they sure as fuck don't want to cause a fucking panic and, you know, 30 million people jump in their cars and start driving west, right? Right. Anyways, I just wanted to brag about that. Yeah. And you were saying on the show that what were you saying about everyone who listened

to you became filthy rich? Oh I was basically saying Joe Rogan basically said the other day that he would never take a fitness advice from fucking Greg He didn't say fitness advice, but anyone's advice who look who looks like shit and it's like dude There's not one person who's ever done CrossFit whose life didn't get better Right, and you know, like you'd be like, well there was a guy who was hurt Well, yeah, it's the same thing if I gave someone $10 million and they ended up doing a bunch of blow and killed themselves. It's like, okay, well, you know, that's on them. But like, man, you have the crossfit games. What did you say? What did you say? What did

you say specifically? You said something about I said, I said, hey, if I if I asked Caleb, I said, hey, if there were a fucking hundred thousand people who were filthy rich Millionaires and they and when Caleb said how'd you get rich and they pointed at me? But I drove a Volkswagen bug and lived in a shitty one-bedroom apartment. Would you listen to them? You know what I mean, or would you be like, nope, look at him. He's poor and they're like no, dude He told us how to get rich and we got rich or would you be like nah, he didn't get rich And so I had fucking listen to what they, I doesn't know what they told me for sure.

Right. So I was just, it was just a little disappointing. I like, you know, I I've learned, I've Joe's grown on me and I don't want to like ass pound him. He talks a lot, but just the constant like immaturity around the respect of what glassman created and what a fucking G he is, is stupid. It's a loss for Rogan and a loss for other people.

Right. It is a loss for Rogan. I think he's retarded when it comes across it because of the fucking few bad apples that he's been around. Or just how smart, or just how smart Greg is. Like Rogan probably, Rogan has no idea that the guy's probably one of the smartest guys on the planet. He hangs out with Elon.

He thinks he's the smartest guy. But if he met Greg, you'd be like, no idea that the guy's probably one of the smartest guys on the planet. He hangs out with Elon, he thinks Elon's the smartest guy. But if he met Greg, you'd be like, holy fuck, this guy's a fucking philosophical fucking genius. And so, you know, what are you gonna do? Yeah. Oh, well. Oh, this is what I was gonna ask you about. Oh, well, oh, yeah, this is what I was gonna ask you about I think That one for one nothing scaled

Shane can be T in any workout so like Fran Helen any of the workouts at the games I'm like you can beat her in every work. I think yeah, no way Shit, no, no, I mean you have a strong case for another male athlete of like like Not anyone else but like almost anyone else but not Shane Listen, I think these crossfit girls like they're they're weird. Like they won't fuck a guy who's not fitter than them They won't dude no stop that You're met Ariel Owen mommy met Dylan. I bet you doing things. He could be I bet you doing things I bet you Ariel listen, I bet you Hey, I bet you Dylan

Listen Dylan's Dylan's is delusional as me. He thinks he's like 15 days of training away from being fitter than Ariel and everything He just thinks like he's let it go a little bit I'm telling you Right, right. But the thing about Shane is No fucking way, dude. There's just no way. He's a big he's a gimp dude. He's all gimp in the fucking Crossfit is what about what about John Hacklman? Well, John Hacklman beat up Chuck Liddell What about John Hacklman? Will John Hacklman beat up Chuck Liddell? Yeah, well Shane's not John Hacklman. Shane's basically getting eaten out by his husband or her husband, his wife.

Anyways. Wow. I don't know. I don't know. I just that was fucking a graphic picture. I was just imagining Tia eating Shane out. Oh, it's Shane. That was fucking a graphic picture. Why I was just imagining Tia eating Shane out. Oh shine Bend them out one. Thank you. Britches down. I'm gonna munch on you can't Hey, what does this mean Bryson Del Monte says a shame would are Tia what's that mean our beater No, think about think about there's a couple of words with an R in it that are really aggressive this more letters They've been banned this or is it a sports word? Is it like a sport? Is that right? I'm average you would ravage her Oh, yeah, yeah, he would ravage him. Sorry. Okay would ravage him. No

He thinks Shane would get the R on her I think it's a W maybe is it the R and the W keys near each other? Maybe oh Bryson there are some things that Bryson says. He's just actually flat out retarded. This is one of them. Hey, someone asked Bryson on the show the other day, do you ever, like they thought they were being smart. They're like, do you ever push back on Taylor? I was like, Jesus Christ, you don't know them very well. Push it back all the time. Okay, here we go. Adam Blakeslee is weighing in. This is a smart man. Shane and Tia have used used to do episodes on their channel competing against each other and it's competitive.

What? Yeah, he can beat her in everything dude. The running, the weight lifting. No, he can't beat her in everything. I mean, okay, when I say everything, I mean nine out of ten things that come out of the hopper. That's like saying Greg could be... She could beat him at Mary. She could beat him at to met Mary dude or Cindy or something. That's it Dude I don't know I disagree I know so everyone You're just you're just wrong I think I think sporty Beth has the nicest tits in CrossFit there's things that I I will vehemently

disagree Sporty Beth has the nicest tits in CrossFit. There's things that I... I will vehemently disagree. Yeah, at the same weight, Adam. Yeah, at the same weight. I think her tits are great at the same weight Sporty Beth's at now. Oh, no, you're talking about Tee and Shane using the same weight. Sorry, yeah. My bad. What? Hey, Taylor, you wanna hear some fucked up story?

Yeah, what's up? So, I went to this libtard party yesterday big birthday party Dude, I love this guy to fucking death, right? He's not a libtard, but like he's in the libtard hive and all he just hangs with shit loads of libtards And I'm there and it's a big party, you know hundred people food Drinking dancing fucking 50 kids out. It's just crazy. What kind of food? All all the best shit. I didn't eat because all i'm eating is uh, uh, no no No, um, because i'm just eating ribeyes for now on I put about a two thousand dollar gift certificate for ribeyes today because you get 20 off to spend two grand

Yeah, but listen so anyway,'re only eating rib eyes, dude You've got to eat something other than well rib eyes and persimmons that I picked from my tree rib eyes and persimmons That's what I've been on for three days. You're going full, but what about you're not gonna eat any lean meat You're not gonna have any eggs. No, not not yet not for a while And I'm taking I'm taking creatine like it's I'm snorting creatine like it's fucking below I'm taking creatine like it's I'm snorting creatine like it's fucking blow Dude, I just out. Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. So you all you're all you're eating is you're back on the whale They do and send me some send me feel free to send me some workouts people have been laughing me because I haven't been doing Enough intensity I need easy intense workouts. Well, if you download Taylor cells

2,000 fucking cardio workouts in there I'll send you some awesome workouts. Do we? Uh, um, okay, listen, I'm going to tell you this, this fucked up story where I fucked up at the party. That was really fucking embarrassing. Um, all right. Uh, but I'm going to tell you after a quick break.

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It's so fucking easy. Sorry, I gotta edit it. Hold on. Don't read it. I gotta edit it. I changed them around. So I gotta change the minutes. Okay.

Okay. You ready for this? So I'm at this party and the whole party is taking place up on kind of on this elevated patio in this backyard. It's beautiful. It's got a big pond in it. And I'm off to the side in the driveway where all the kids are playing and there's a chiminea with a fire burning, right? And the guy's garage door

open. It's a detached garage from the house. So you can kind of picture it right? A driveway with a detached garage, the garage doors open, you can see all this stuff in there like kids toys in a toolbox. And then there's the house with like 100 people behind us, right? And like 20 kids on the driveway where I'm standing. So I'm standing with him and this other dude that I used to work with who is really fucking cool He started telling me about all these conspiracy theories and it's the three of us sitting there in this lady fucking walks up and She walks into the garage and she's in there with her kids and she turns to my buddy whose house it is and goes hey Do you mind if I pull the skateboard out so my kid can play with it? Oh?

God yep, and my buddy's like Yeah, no problem. It's cool. And I turned to my buddy and I'm like, this is just I'm just a world class shit talker. And I just hate it when I get in trouble for it. I go, Oh, my God, dude, if I ever ask if I ever come to your house and like tax your shit and like asked to take something out of your garage Or my kids to play with just punch me in the face and he's looking at me like I'm crazy, right? So then I turned to the dude who's standing next to him like do you have any kids and he's like yeah right there I'm like, oh, that's your wife Dude

the the the the the the the the the

the the the the the annoying. Yeah, that's like your story where someone saw the video of you on accident. What video? You were making a video and you showed it to you. You kind of mentioned something about someone that wasn't supposed to see the video and then that person saw the video. You played it for him on accident. I don't have an honest. am genuinely right. I have no idea you're talking about. I don't want you to say it live No, no, no, no You made a video Kind of talking smack about someone and then I'm like a week later. This person's like hey, let me look at that video

And you're like, oh, yeah sure. No problem, and you showed it to him, but you forgot in the first 30 Yeah, that was so. Oh dude this was worse. This was worse than what you did dude. This was way worse. But I ended up talking to that guy for like 30 minutes and I would love to hang out with this dude again. You're like oh wow you have your wife is amazing. She's beautiful and your kids are great and we should hang out. Yeah. Dylan said he's busy. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. What were you going to say? Were you going to say something, Taylor, about something else? No, no. I just want you to do that workout. Oh, okay. I'll send you, I'll just send you a bunch of workouts and then, you know, half of them will be gay. You'll hate them, but then some of them you'll do. Hey, I got my rower

out. So you want to tell you the work? Let me tell you I'm gonna tell you the work I did yesterday and someone laughed at me And so I'm gonna tell you the workout I did today. Okay ready yesterday. I did a minute on the rower And then five deadlift at 160 and then a hundred single orders, right? I haven't jumped rope in forever. I haven't jumped rope or rode in forever in like a year. So ten rounds. Oh Yeah, yeah, so so this really thick guy at the party said to me he was a really good cross for to go Oh, you're avoiding intensity, huh? So today which was supposed to be like I want a fucking douche was my day off and I was like, okay

So today what I did is I did One thruster at 65 pounds one pull-up all the way up to 10, and it took me 10, 1046. That's a, wow, that's a great 55, 55. Yeah. Nice. All right. So you like that one. Okay, good.

People in the comments were tearing me up. No, that's 11 reps a minute. Hey, people in the comments, shut the fuck up. Like it doesn't take much to get a great stimulus. And also, how old are you, Savon? 52. Hey, did you see- To get a great stimulus and also how old are you seven? Did he do hey? Did you see this if he's fit and I'm not saying this because you're old but like dude But I am crossfit is about minimal effective dose. It's not about

Hey, and I took listen to this listen this don't tell anyone this okay. I Took before I had my wife take before pictures today I took before I had my wife take before pictures today And I'm writing down all my workouts and I'm gonna sell my own fucking ebook and I'll credit you for the workouts I steal from you with a before it's just gonna be a cover of my fat ass before and then and then what happens to me in three months of just eating steaks and Persimmons and working out and you're less than fat ass and yeah sheesh dude you're you already are in great shape i mean it's not going to take you much my god i was hurting today on the set of 10 i had to do one one z's go ahead

how do i get uh how do i get that shirt? This one? Yeah. I know a guy. VNDK8.com. Dude, he made me this shirt and he made me the PFAG shirt. PFAG. That's good. Yeah. All right.

All right. Thanks for calling. All right. See you guys. Love you. Bye. Love you too all right. All right. Thanks for calling All right. See you guys. Love you. Bye. Love you too. Bye. All right Taylor self kill Taylor 3,000 bucks next week You almost have to try next week right 3,000 bucks How do you know how does someone not guarantee you Matthias Porter calls in next week guaranteed the Joe Patero or something. You know what I mean? The wrestler kid. Oh yeah. It was like Danny something. Don something, Dan something.

Will Morad will call in next week? No, he won't. Oh. Would be cool to see it get to 5k. Paper Street Coffee. $3,000 brought to you by Paper Street Coffee. He's gonna make a workout that no one can beat can beat him in so it's gonna be good. I mean this week even came close this week he fucking demolished. Will Lay he will call in next week. I hope Shane Orr will call in. No Shane doesn't. No money. There's a work there's like a hero workout that has like front rolls in it so you're like you just like to do a somersault you just do like back and forth somersaults like 15 times or something. I Feel like if he added something like that to his workout. It'd be like

Nobody would fucking beat him. Like if you want to add some like weird nuance, that would be a way to go Is that CrossFit somersault? Yeah, it's a it's a CrossFit hero workout. Let me go find it All right In the meantime, I'll pull up some porn. Nice. I fact check this next story. You're not even going to fucking believe this. I mean, you will believe it, but this is a car with a larger nose than mine. Ten billion dollars were spent by the Biden administration for electric postal trucks. Jesus Christ. Costing $166,000 each.

The defense contractor was supposed to build 80 a day, but only 93 have been delivered in the last two years. I checked it. It's true. Holy shit shit dude. What's the- don't they- they already run on propane. Like isn't that eco-friendly enough? They um- I was reading the story about it. There's a reason why- What was the reason? It was something fucking hilarious why they're having trouble making them. Like the batteries are overheating in them or something. Oh, yeah, no shit, huh? Hey, dude, this is the kind of shit that these trucks aren't gonna be able to deliver in the snow or whatever

You know what? I mean when it gets cold how about the car battery start working. This is crazy town banana pants How did you give someone ten billion dollars and you only got? 93 of them. That's fucking horrible. Joe Biden. But that's Marjorie Taylor Green. She hates Jews. No, I haven't talked about that yet.

I need to I need to look to see if that's true. I saw that on Fox. I don't know if that's true. Have you already addressed the auctioning off the wall material? Have you seen that story? No, what is it? You know how there's government websites where you can buy shit? Well, I guess the pieces of the wall have been sitting there so long from the Trump administration that the Biden administration has started auctioning them off on government websites and you can buy huge chunks and guess what the bid starts at?

50 bucks. $5. $5. I got five on it. There's a one of my buddies bought a truck off of one of those websites had like 5000 miles on it and it's just so well maintained and it's like a probably 1980 Square body Ford truck that they just drove on the flight line How much do you pay for it

Four grand three four grand This story is gonna blow you away I want you to this story is gonna blow you away. I want you to, this story is gonna blow you away. You ready for this? Boy am I. Oh what? Which are the before and which are the after? Like before surgery? Yeah. Before surgery would be on top bottom would be after Yeah, but when I for some reason when I saw it, I thought that like those tits on the bottom are Fucked up. Yeah, those are really bad Like those tits on top are perfect to me Yeah, I would agree the oh you're serious

Yeah, I like those ones. Those are crazy titties, right? Those are good. That's sporty best by the way. No Listen listen, these comments are crazy top is way better. They look better before Um, I hope it don't look like that after 12 weeks originals look better Uh, uh amazing results. There's a skin around the areola. What the fuck, dude? That's amazing results. Stretching those things to the limit. You done fucked them up.

Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I think I didn't the caption say was a thousand CCs. I don't know what the fuck. Dear ladies, do not first of all, don't those tattoos are retarded. Maybe that's a man Case five four hundred CC silicone gel implants and severe bottoming out lateral displacement So he's saying that I guess the top ones are fake and he's saying they're fucked up so he

He put in oh shit, you're right 1000 CC That means you're a whore, right? I mean, I don't mean that in a negative way. That means you make money with your titties. Gotta be right. Oh, so the first, the top one is they're done. Those are 400 CC implants.

But I guess he said they bottomed out. I don't know what he means by bottomed out. Those left. Oh, like they like started, they like went inwards and started laterally spreading so they're not like perched up anymore God, they look fucking perched perfect to me. Yeah, they look good the ones on the bottom are like Ungodly Top was an excellent pair already. Yeah, I know they heal and settle over time, but let's face it they'll always look better in the before yeah ruined that's pretty

bad that's so sad a real man would take the before pick any day what's crazy is those top ones are fake too those Those natural is always better. Those aren't natural though. That's crazy. Yeah, they aren't. God, that's got to be bad for business. What the fuck? So plastic surgeon America's breast surgeon and Boob whisperer. Nice.

Oh, yeah. This guy's like this guy's just as porn stars. He's just Yeah. He's just to only fans boob artist Jesus dude. Oh my god, dude. Oh dude, fuck 1100 CCs to perfection

what I Can't wait until mine look like that again. Oh my God, dude. So much. Oh my God. Honestly. Perfect. So these chicks get paid to comment in here.

Got to be right. Yeah. Look at this chick says, I can't wait to come and see you. Oh, account is private. Yeah. These are just, they must've got a discount account is private. These, these are just they must have got a discount account is private These chicks got a discount. Yeah, so look at this chick says, oh my god, honestly perfect and then you click on her Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty

Yeah, this they're probably a part of the same thing that the hwpo partnership thing is How's that if they if they comment or something they'll get? How's that if they if they comment or something they'll get Get points towards like a pair of socks or something. Are you fucking kidding me? Think so. That's what I heard. Hey, I want to come back to that in a second Does this mean I'm gay if I look at this and all I really care about is I want to know what device she's holding in her hand What is no I'm not when I see that I'm not even like curious about the figure because that's just not it. What is that device?

I don't know. It's not a, it might be one of those folding phones. There's like a folding Android phone that all has like a touch screen and shit. God, we live in a freaky fucking world. Android phone that all has like a touch screen and shit God we live in a freaky fucking world. Oh Ten dollars off so please tell me that's not true. They don't have some HWPO does not have something like that where they're getting insincere comments. Are they I don't know I think I think the That's how I imagine the the whole Ambassadorship thing is because they started that whole thing like hey sign up for us and you can be an hWPO ambassador Someone offered fucking Hilar a shitload of free product

Yeah, basically someone offered Hilar a shitload of money to buy a shitload of product and Then and then all he had to do is leave a positive review. And I, and he's like, fuck them. And I'm like, well, at least get the money and buy the product. What if you like the product? He's like, no, I don't want to work with anyone who's even doing that. I'm like, well, what if you like the product? He's like, that's not the point.

Heesh. I find, think that the whole thing is so fucking unethical. Like he went big picture on it. And I was like, damn, that's pretty good, dude. I like that the whole thing is so fucking unethical like he went big picture on it and I was like damn That's pretty good, dude. I like that Wow That's surprising. I don't think people understand that if that's not good for them if that if that's true, by the way if HWPO is rewarding people for positive comments, then that means that you're not gonna get any true Yeah, how do you see that I'll suck anyone's dick who gives me a five star on iTunes oh yeah that

would be really um that would be weird Alexis said no Ken Walters uses hollow weights What No way Kenny backs what twice exactly twice as much as I do and you're exactly twice as old as um, okay Yes, that's crazy Tuesday morning the show will start at 6 a.m Time, not 7. Eli Crane's coming on. Former Navy SEAL. Congressman. I think he's a US Congressman, right? He's been on the show before.

He is a US Congressman, that's right. Eli Crane. It's gonna be cool having him on. He's a really cool dude. Congressman of Arizona. It's gonna be cool having him on he's a really cool dude Cargis with a very soda. Yeah, if you haven't seen any congressional gold medal house GOP lawmaker He's a cool dude. Oh, he's the dude who got me this these This 50 cal the preacher preacher bottle or whatever yeah sweet creature bottle or whatever. Yeah. Sweet. He's a cool dude.

I want to say he sent me a little wooden box too. What's up with the mill guys and little wooden boxes? They're sending me a little wooden, a big wooden box. Everything we get is in little wooden boxes. So it's just like, uh, nostalgic to put things in little wooden boxes. Like C4 comes in wooden boxes. It does? Yeah. Oh, that's cool.

Does it look like Play-Doh? Yeah, kind of. It's like a strong Play-Doh. Yeah. And is it like got like a parchment paper? Like you know what I mean? Like you know that paper that you put in your oven that you cook like salmon on? No, it's more like paper

When I say you cook salmon on it, I mean my wife cooked salmon on it. Yeah, I know it's man it's like a plastic wrap Okay, and then my wife puts too much paper in there and she's got an umbroil and the fucking broiler lights it on fire Yes, now we're getting somewhere Alright, can I still come over tonight around 7 for sure? All right, I'm gonna go have a steak me too

How tall is Caleb? 2 7 install like one and a half Sevons. How about Masol? Masol Manos. All right. Yeah. So Eli Crane. And tomorrow's just a chill day. Tomorrow I'll just see you guys at 7 a.m. We'll just chill. Sweet. All right, guys. Thank you, Caleb. Thanks for doing a night show with me. Thanks for being patient, guys. Sorry I didn't tell you guys I wasn't gonna be here this morning. Oh, wanted to thank everyone. Seriously I was thinking about this today as I was driving home from San Jose. So cool that you guys all donated money. You guys, what you guys ended up purchasing John Young was a chair for his wife to do the breastfeeding in.

She'll spend a lot of time in the chair. I took all that money you guys donated. They sent me a link. The chair was out of stock and then she sent me a different color. I ordered it. It should get there on December 22nd to the 26th, somewhere in between that time. A very generous of all of you guys. And it's cool. Those are like my most proud moments of the show because it's like we're actually doing something. And it's cool. It's great. John's been great to the show. He always comes on. He gives it his all. Grabs his ankles. We take turns. So...

Love you, John. Love you, John. All right. See if you can pull Colton on tomorrow since... Oh, okay. I'll do that. I'll text him now. That's a good idea. Did you see the Ironman athlete who just drowned? Oh, yeah. Oh, another one? Yeah, just last week. Let me see Ironman Here would you one quick one last story dead man Here we go, I mean they're dying all the fucking time water it's like the fourth one this month

Oh Let me say this to you too I was thinking about the other day people were like no one's gonna want to sponsor the games because of this because of that because of this. Listen, people don't want to sponsor the games. Anyone who pulls away from the games has nothing to do with Lazar. It's all leadership. This show makes so much fucking good money on sponsorship and there's nothing fucking appropriate or fits in the box about it. And there's nothing fucking appropriate or fits in the box about it and this show gets such great support from its listeners Judy Reid and so Jose V and so

Winston yeah, yeah, thank you. Yeah. Look at there. It is Janelle Winston. There you go. I Missed the live show for John Young and Leslie very nice you Look bare handlin selling fucking sweats fucking hand over fist fist hand, and he walks around with his fucking fingers in the air because he's true to his brand. It's not, it's not that, it's not that people don't want to donate money to CrossFit or be a sponsor of CrossFit because they, it's because they're just not true to their brand. They just need like, they need to be like, hey, it hey it's fucking sucks he swam we test for the fucking fittest it's painful accidents happen we'll do better that's it shut the fuck up and do Fran like that's that's the brand

and um uh same with uh you know the the brand's been struggling since uh 2020 since the whole George Floyd thing that should have been you know the big fuck you to everyone to the Wokies to and If you can't if you can't say fuck you to the if you can't say fuck you if you can't stand up for your brand If you can't be yourself, then you're gonna lose sponsorships on either side because people aren't gonna know what you stand for But if you fucking stand for something you will get there's people who want to spend money who will want to affiliate with your brand There's people who want to spend money who will want to affiliate with your brand. So it's not that Lazer died or there's nothing, it has nothing to do with that.

At all. That's just a fucking cop out and excuse. You want to be a fucking punk and wishy washy fuck, you're going to get people like Noble to sponsor you. You want to be bad motherfuckers, you're going to get fucking like noble to sponsor you you want to be bad motherfuckers. You're gonna get fucking born primitive to sponsor you Like it's um That's it all right, we'll talk about the Iron Man death later The chocolate penis and the exerciser can potentially limit options Oh, God, you're such a little peanut brain.

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