The Sevan Podcast - The Morning Show 12-1-2024 | Live Call In

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

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and women we'd like to bang. I just wanted to make a song to say thanks. Thank you to the cops who really trying to make the world a better place. Risking their lives to keep a man they never even met safe. They ain't trying to kill your kids or lock their father away. They got families who need food on their plates. And thank you to the firefighters

whenever I hear sirens I pray. It's a special kind of man to run toward all the flames When we see smoke and we need help the fire can't be contained They're running in while everybody runs away And thank you to the soldiers fighting for us flying way overseas Ain't never met you but I love you cause you're dying for me I'm enjoying my freedom and I know freedom ain't free When the anthem plays I don't take a knee

And thank you to the truckers, the janitors and the average people The ones holding the jobs that will damage your ego. The ones who do the most and in return they get zero. Screw what anyone says. Y'all are heroes. Everyday people, they know who they are. They aren't superstars and they don't fight evil. They gotta do the hours with no superpowers. Everyday Everyday people don't always save the world They don't get the girl, but y'all are heroes Heroes Too many songs about Xanax and faces covered with tattoos

Way too many asses on camera with rap dudes Too much Gucci, Louis, Prada clothing trying to brand you I just wanna make a song to say thank you Thank you to the paramedics coming at high speed in an ambulance Trying to get someone to breathe at the scene of an accident Covered in a stranger's blood and trying to bring them back again Their stress level's always at a maximum Thank you to the carpenters, mechanics and the welders and plumbers Y'all are building all the roofs that we're

under Swinging hammers in the pouring rain, the snow and the summer I hope you know that I appreciate your struggle Thank you to the nurses and doctors fighting Swinging hammers in the pouring rain, the snow in the summer. I hope you know that I appreciate your struggle. Thank you to the nurses and doctors fighting for everyone's lives. Y'all don't always find a cure, but I believe that you're not. I just need someone who you try to stay with. Don't let it haunt you. Y'all bought them some time. And thank you to the priests and the pastors and the grocery store clerks.

The ones who don't get thanked are paid enough for their work. Probably feel disrespected and I'm sure that it hurts. But let me tell you, y'all are heroes for sure. Everyday people, they know who they are. They aren't superstars and they don't fight evil. They gotta do the hours with no superpowers. Everyday people, don't always save the world. They don't get the girl.

But y'all are heroes. Heroes. They don't get the girl, but y'all are heroes, heroes You don't need a mask in the cave, don't lose sleep, wonderin' if humanity's safe Whoa, whoa And you don't gotta fly to the moon, don't need x-ray sight to see the hero in you Whoa, whoa Everyday people, they know who they are They aren't superstars, and they don't fight evil They gotta do the hours with no superpowers

Everyday people, come on we save the world They don't get the girl. But y'all are heroes Jay Chapman, uh, where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Just as bad as the libs you hate. There was one more. There was one more. This is so shit.

Uh, one more, one more, one more. Uh, he's virtue signaling. Jake, when you ejaculate into your wife, do you look right into her eyes and say yo bitch make me a sandwich or do you say thank you thank you that was good hungry you are thank you that was fun your wife's like oh that was good thank you you're like the I like that dude. I don't know anything about him, but I like his music Yes, good. I like it that he's independent wad zombie. Yo, holy shit. He's alive Motherfucker still in the house

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Remember, just a quick reminder, a Tucker Carlson says, a long time source says porn sites controlled by intelligence agencies for blackmail. Tucker Carlson shared during an interview release Wednesday that a long time Intel official told him that intelligence agencies control the big pornography sites for blackmail purposes. Carlson added he thinks dating websites are controlled

as well, presumably referring at least to casual hookup sites like Tinder, where conversations are often explicitly sexual. And I was thinking this morning how I wanted to say this and I kept rehearsing it as, Hey, you just have to be comfortable knowing that the whole world is watching you jerk off to porn. So be careful. But it's actually, I re wanted to rework it. Not comfortable, but you have to accept it. Hmm. So like, like athletes have to accept if they're going to be commented on. Yes. But but there's degrees they really they really should accept it because that's why they're putting I mean you think that when you're jerking off when you type in you know giant

black cocks you're you're in the you're in private you know what I mean. Right. You think your wife's asleep and you just think you're all alone But really there's 200 news that then has a recording that shit so listen that like don't type in teen or kid or Murder murder fuck just just simple and then every once in a while do some We iced it type in nice Jewish girl into Pornhub or fat black girl or you know do some vanilla shit you know just yeah or yeah just some yeah thank you boy girl stuff or just like something simple like a jerked off at massage parlor pretty

pretty you know what I mean just yeah but you have to you and if anyone ever tries to tell you if anyone ever tries to like what's weird is he says this? And I've never heard we've never had one of those right? I've never like There like we have footage of Kim Kardashian getting railed or Pam Anderson suck and dick or those things get released But you've never seen or we have like some like Republican Center who gets caught like trying to get a blowjob in the guy's bathroom at an airport but or or the I think it was the district attorney of New York got busted at a the Democrat at a

Brothel, but we've never had it's never like Released Joe Rogan footage masturbating to teen sluts, right? Never been fucking released. So I kind of, even though I know they're watching and I act accordingly, you know what I mean? I try not to look directly into the camera when my eyes are rolling in the back of my head or I try to like, you know what I mean?

Like, even if it offers me up something teen, I just scroll by it, you know, really quick. Yeah. up something teen I just scroll by it you know really quick. Okay yeah. You um uh and I try to you know you know you know a couple times a year type in fat girl or something. Right. But uh. Just to recalibrate. Just to get just in case I just assume hey it's going to get caught I should show that I'm diverse in my in my in my tastes. I'm open. Just kind of fucked with the algorithm a little bit. I just want to be cool I want it to be like oh Seve jerked off to Asians whites and blacks he's in my in my in my tastes. I'm kind of fucked with the algorithm a little bit. I just want to be cool. I want it to be like, oh, Seve, you're tough to Asians, whites and blacks.

He's a good dude. I'm like looking for some motion. If it ever comes out. But you thought I didn't watch porn? Not not a lot. No, I definitely I definitely watch porn, but I'm very, very, very little. Very little. No. If have I ever said I don't watch born yeah I think it's been implied

that I've I dabble in the I just want you at one point it was just in hotel rooms I will say yes yeah it for a long time it was I will say this once a month, easy Pat, easy, easy. Let's be cool. Just chill, go with my story. Hey, hey, hey, chill, chill, chill. Yeah, don't, just no. I mean, I played that out in my head this morning in the shower if they came to me and they're like, if you don't do this, if you don't stop mentioning injections don't work. We're gonna release your whole all your porn searches and I was like Okay, good

Yeah, I'm good Yeah, yeah Olivia, how can anyone think Seve doesn't watch porn? Yeah, only, Olivia. How can anyone think Sebby doesn't watch porn? Dude, he edited it. Yeah, only for a few days. It's on the resume though. Yeah, it's on the resume. I went to the guy, I found the guy on Craigslist. He said he needs someone to edit porn. I went over to his house. I got the whole box of tapes. I edited porn, I don't know, for let's say three days. I must have jerked off like

till my penis was raw. I couldn't even get, you know what I mean? Yeah. And then, oh shit. Oh, that's cool. Until your battery was exhausted. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Can you still hear me? Yeah, we can still hear you. Son of a bitch. All right.

Let's take a break from the porn talk while I change my battery. Please, if you want to get healthy, check out your local affiliate. Because of CrossFit, I've been able to become a mom, and that's not something I ever expected to do. A random atriosis diagnosis is different, but there was a time in my life where it was really bad. I couldn't bring groceries in without being in pain. I couldn't hold my husband's hand without triggering chronic nerve pain.

And I gave up that dream of becoming a mom because I knew that with endometriosis, I was going to struggle with fertility and didn't want to risk being that kind of mom that wasn't present physically for my daughter when those inflammation flare-ups happen. And me and my husband went through the process of grieving and accepting that. The main priority was like my quality of life and can I manage the inflammation and not be in pain. I actually started CrossFit as like last resort because the other options of surgery or narcotics,

it just didn't sound like a viable solution for me without accepting some of the long-term damage that would come with that. And so just decided, you know what, I'm just gonna try CrossFit and see what can be done. And it slowly helped build up a lot of strength and helped manage my anxiety and my hormones. Little did I know, as I was improving my health

over the years, that my body was gonna become fit enough to become pregnant. It made it possible for me to have her, because here she is. Ha ha ha ha. But I'm still not back. Come on, man. Come on. Can you hear me?

Yeah, I can hear you. Oh, got those there though. Well, I turned the camera on and off. Let's see if that does anything. Still, still just black square. I'm out, baby. It's all good. It happens to us every once in a while. Yeah. Imagine being a two times games athlete and thinking that people remember your you for your accomplishments when all they are two times across the games winner. But all people really remember you as the I'm

out girl. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah, I don't even remember who won the games twice. There you go. Was it a female? Female, female, female, female athlete retired. Damn it. What is going on with this? This show has been a Tom McDonald video and a me fiddling with my camera. And now, and, uh, and then a commercial for affiliates and that sandwiched in between some porn talk.

That's pretty good. Sorry. It's just, just full of surprises today. Todd did, uh, did anybody catch the Binge Bros video episode last night with Hilar and Sevan? I only watched the first 10 minutes because I got distracted and didn't have sex with it. And by distracted I mean I bone my wife for another hour during the At least you can still hear me. That's the good part. Yeah I'm i'm i'm unplugging some shit now. I don't know why it says el el El gato that's uh a different

How I just leave this thing all everything plugged in and left on the same all the time. I don't know why this would happen. Do you not have like a hardwired battery in there? Oh, I do. That's what's crazy. Oh, I see. I see what's going on. I see what's going on. I see what's going on. Oh, check the camera. I see what's going on. Check the camera. I see what's going on. I had to switch back to my black magic. Okay, let's try that. Here we go. No, no, no, it's still black square. I cut out for a while. the the the the the the the the Yes. There it is. Hey, you know what I'm doing? I have no idea what I'm doing.

I'm just flipping, like flipping switches and shit. Well, it works now. Yeah, there we go. That's the name of the device. The device is named Blackmagic. Anyway, just know that they're watching. Just be cool. Everybody's watching. Yeah, everyone's watching. Just

assume. A very controversial subject to bring up this morning. I was watching Dexter yesterday. And you remember the story we've talked about, you and I sit on sit on different sides of the fence of this, but you're in love with your life, your life, you're in love with your life, you're in love with your life, you're in love with your wife. And you find out that your wife's been cheating on you for 10 years. Right. And my theory is is that nothing's changed. That's the girl that you love that's been cheating on you 10 years. Yeah. And you're like not so much. You don't really like that. And you're like not so much you don't really like that Yeah, I think it's kind of fucked. Yeah Well in in in dexter yesterday, um

He finds out that or she finds out the sister finds out that for you know, 27 or 30 years of her life That her brother's been a murderer But just the episode before she figured she she falls in love with her brother Right because they're not actually related Yeah, so she goes from being she goes from being in love with them There's a couple weird issues here. She goes from being in love with them to not being in love with them Just because she finds out he's a murderer Okay, you know what I mean, and he's like nothing's changed. He's like nothing's changed. I'm the same guy Hmm. I'm the same guy. I'm the same girl that's fucked every guy on the block, but you just found out and I'm married to you

So he you know what I mean? So he's trying to explain it So I just thought it was interesting. I was watching it Just you know, just chill unwinding and my wife's like, oh that's the same point that you brought up on the show a couple times And I'm like what she's like if you find out Someone's cheating on you. Um, do you still love them? Even though you know, even though you loved them all along, but then you found out and Nothing's changed though. That's what you loved about him. So what she loved about him was that I didn't get that far in Dexter Oh, sorry. Well, I just ruined that for you. Well You should watch it. Anyway. It's pretty good. Yeah

But anyway, it was pretty good. It's um, the show has gotten very complicated. The show has gotten very very complicated It's not even it's not even a step brother. It's not even a step brother Every season I just wondered how they could make it more intense We're like, how could they make it so that he doesn't get caught? But like how does like every season, I just couldn't imagine it getting more tense than the previous season. But it does. It does every time. And it just kept fucking watching it. Yeah, I see what you're saying, though. It's just

a different facet of his life that she was unaware of. Yeah, like, like, if I, if I had like a crazy obsession with trains, and you didn't know it forever And then you came over to my house and you went into the basement and you just saw like I had My entire basement was filled with trains. Yeah. Yeah, and you're like, well, I don't want to be friends with you anymore You're fucking autistic train guy Like that. Yeah, that would be like that would be level one level 10 is I find I find out you find out your wife's fucked The whole block, right?

Level one is yes, though. Yes, that's a more benign example Okay, I see what you're saying. I find out and then like level like nine would be I find out you're into like Hitler paraphernalia you collect Hitler shit Mmm, you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah do you have any friends who are into serial killers mmm I don't know if they're into serial killers as much like like they like watching murder mystery stuff or like the you know like they read like I have a friend who will read like Ted Bundy's wiki page and shit And like he's super into serial killers. Yeah, and I just I just I just pushed that out of my brain about him

Huh? Why I just tried to ignore it I don't know cuz I because my next thought is is like my very next thought is why are you so into serial killers? Hmm did you ever watch that show serial killers. Hmm. Did you ever watch that show? Uh, you probably didn't cause you're not in the serial killers mind hunter. No, that's that shows a it's based on a book, like a book written by a FBI agent who used to investigate serial killers and he used to like go to prison, go to their prison and interview them and ask them why they did the things that they did and like get like psych profiles on them.

It was a real show or a? It's a show based on a real book. Okay. Nonfiction book. Okay. And that shit's fascinating. I don't know. Maybe I'm the maybe I'm the friend that looks watching serial killers. I think that shit's fascinating. I don't know. Maybe I'm the maybe I'm the friend that looks watching serial killers

I think that shit's crazy. It's like just a I Don't know you just see how people get so fucked up because of their childhood. It's like a nature versus nurture kind of thing Breaking news a tailor just text us and he said I just took a shit the size of my shin Like need to ankle length and girth. Wow. Wow. That's so nice when you do that. If you take a shit that big, like you lose 10 pounds and you just feel amazing.

You're free. And you just want to eat anything again. Yeah. You're ready to work out. 100%. That feels so nice. Zach Smith, you all see Katrin's announcement this announcement video this morning? Yeah, I don't know if I have the stomach.

And I mean that I really don't know if I have the stomach to address that. It's pretty cool that she didn't really like say anything. My favorite part is at the end when she says this she says something like this doesn't mean goodbye or something. They all say that. Every athlete who retires says oh it's just not goodbye it's just see you later and I want to be like hey dude it's not up to you I mean it can be if you want to like which is the only in the world only like two only like one or two athletes I can only think of one athlete that they're leaving wasn't a goodbye rich yep exactly listen I'm gonna tell you the harsh realities of being a professional athlete. Sports or what have you done for me lately? Mm-hmm.

We already forgot about you. First of all, we don't remember you as a games champ. We remember you as the I'm out girl. Mm. And you have confu- I don't know. I don't know if I want to I don't want to be mean to her But it's gonna come out so fucking mean It's like dude. Just go away. Everybody forgot about you. Anyway, I Mean that that's a very succinct way of um You you guys are the takers you guys are the takers from the community. How did you not thank Dave, Greg, and Nicole? And you're doing fine.

It's not the right thing to do that. At one point she says, I can't, I can't do, I, this has been the best experience of my life being a CrossFit Games athlete. Then how do you not thank Dave, Greg, and Nicole? then how do you not thank Dave, Greg, and Nicole? Hmm. It's fucking amazing. I hated myself after watching the whole thing. I like myself less. I was like, why did I watch that? That is just... I saw another video from another CrossFit Games athlete yesterday, who really really like that I I don't

know how to address either my reporting is definitely biased because I wanted I want to talk about it I just don't know how to another I sent it I sent it to you last night like three in the morning your time. I saw it at 1230. I was like, what the fuck is this? Like I don't I don't even understand it I had Pedro was the only one awake so I sent it to Pedro's like I was like Pedro is this real? Why would someone post this? And he gave me some answer that I can't, I don't even accept his answer. This can't even be real. Yeah. Did you see the video?

Yeah, I think so. You want me to pull it up? Please don't. No, I don't. Okay. Did you find it bizarre? Yeah, I don't understand. I don't understand.

I don't like for what? Again, another person just go away. I don't mind if she stays. I just don't. Did you not watch that video before you posted? Do you not know what your clothes are doing? As soon as you said that it happened. I'm just

It doesn't make any sense to me and I went through the comments and not one person commented on it, of course not I Sent it I sent it to a female friend of mine just to see her response. I didn't say anything. She's like what the fuck It I Mean probably just doing it for the clicks, but no, there's no way that's kind of what Pedro said to there's no way there's no way. Let me tell you what she's not a thirst trap. So she'd like her page isn't predicated on thirst trap. So I just it's hard. It's hard to believe that Um, he also hasn't really had much of attention lately either Um Wait, what what it what it um, let me see if I can find uh,

Let's see if I can find this. Um. Where the fuck is the oh. Someone said it's to stay relevant. I mean no. Oh fuck I don't know dude. What do you think? Why do you think she posted posted it I have to assume she didn't see what was happening going on You think her social media manager just did it. No, I think no, I think she did it, but she didn't watch the video She's just like oh cool footage post. Yeah. Yeah someone edited this

Now it's just getting a bunch of traction. So everyone's watching your porn. If you retire as an athlete, like no professional football player, no professional football player is like, goodbye, but I'm not gone. Like, no no you're gone You're going to JJ watt JJ watt retired like couple years ago and now you never hear anything about it You just see him in commercials for T-mobile used car dealerships or it's like Camille over a million followers, but can't get 20,000 views on a reel. It's like do in yeah

Damn It's like you're gone Just gotta find something else to do is that what you call that Whitney those tights got caught would you post that I Just don't I just I don't understand I'm not even judging her for it like post what you want. It's cool. It's fine. I just don't I just I don't understand. I'm not even judging her for it like post what you want. It's cool. It's fine. I just Um, oh She has no idea okay, I feel much way I feel way better about that I feel way way way way I could see that All right, Paper Street, paper, paper, paper, Street coffee. Don't spell out street P A P E R S T street.

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texted me last night and said, hey, I'm taking my daughter fishing tomorrow. Do you want to bring your boys? And I've never taken my boys fishing. I don't even know how to fish. So if you really, yeah. And this is the same guy, he went duck hunting and then he's like, hey, bring your boys over to my house.

I'll show them how to clean the ducks. So I took my boys over there. They cleaned the ducks. He cut out the liver, we ate it raw, I should actually text him and make sure he knows I want to go with him. So that's kind of cool, right? I don't I don't want to get I don't want to go. But I know it's important that my boys get a fishing trip. For sure we are in for fishing.

The other day when I went to my favorite coffee shop that I always go to on the weekends. The lady that I normally see was not there. It was some dude. Switch coffee shops. I know immediately was like this sucks. Yeah, I don't care for that. But he I ordered my coffee. And just while I was standing there, I was like the only one there. So he he just decided to strike up a conversation with me. But he, I ordered my coffee and just while I was standing there, I was like the only one there.

So he, he just decided to strike up a conversation with me. And he said, Hey, if, uh, you're trying to catch anything today, go to this bridge between 10 o'clock and 2 p.m. with anything shiny and you can catch anything. I said, brother, I'm at a local craft coffee shop. Do you think I know anything about fishing or care to go fishing? I said, brother, I'm at a local craft coffee shop. Do you think I know anything about fishing or care to go fishing? That's really cool though that he said that. That was like, I appreciate that,

but I'm here on a Saturday morning. But where's the chick with the D's that normally serves my coffee? Yeah, exactly. Like I don't, thank you. I'll tell somebody who cares about fishing Yes, I'm gonna go fishing today I don't even know what we're gonna do if we catch the I Don't know what we're gonna do if we catch the fish, but standing right you probably know this coffee shop

Aren't you from around here? Breaking news Illinois State Breaking news, Illinois State Representative, God, Chicago has all the retard politicians, is calling for an investigation into Chicago traffic light cameras because they are apparently racist. Oh, before I say this, I saw the dumbest thing on Fox News yesterday. They're doing the exact same things the libtards used to do. It was a piece on fines that were handed out by the Department of Education, the Federal Department of Education. They were interviewing a guy, and he was like the president of some

Christian college, and they were talking about how 70% Christian colleges are disproportionately fined than secular colleges, than Ivy League colleges. They were saying that Christian colleges get 70% of the fines from the federal government and that this college in particular had been fined $37 million. Oh my God. And I'm like, you fucking idiots.

That's the exact same thing when they used to be like, blacks are disproportionately arrested and sent to jail. And it's like, no, it has nothing to do with their skin color. You fucking idiot. The way you're reading the story. People who commit crimes are disproportionately pulled over and sent to jail. Unless you're going to tell me specifically an incident or all the incidents where someone was picked out because of the color of their skin. You just want me to think that because there's some,

yeah, on rainy days, people get outside, get disproportionately wet to people inside. It's like, yeah, because they're fucking outside. Or you could say homeless people. On rainy days, homeless people get disproportionately wet than house people. Yeah, because they're fucking outside. It has nothing to do with the fact and so the and Fox was doing that. They're like a Christian school like dude

like That means like you want me and they were trying to paint it because it's Christian and the government's anti-god It's like dude. I ain't buying that I'm not buying that. I'm not buying that. What do you think, what are they getting fined for? Did you find out? I didn't even understand the story. I listened to it twice and I was trying to figure out

what they got fined for and I couldn't even fucking figure it out. The guy went on to say that they just went on a fishing expedition. The federal government came in there and opened up their papers and shit and their books and their course offerings and went on a fishing expedition.

Now, the one thing they did say, the one thing they did say, the one thing they did say, which was interesting is they brought up two cases. They brought up the Sandusky case. Remember when those kids were getting diddled by the coach of some of Penn, is it Penn State? Penn State? Yeah. They said, they said that college was fined less than their college. Significantly less. So they think that Penn State should be fine more just because of Sandusky. Well, that was the one thing that I was. That's the one thing that was weird. Like, yeah, like if you're handing out fines for bad things, college do that Sandusky

things got to be at the top of the at the top of the list. of the uh at the top of the list. Diddling uh kids in the summer football program in the uh locker room and then hiding it with coaches colluding and hiding it is um yeah the fact they're still a university is crazy yeah exactly what Jake is saying Japanese people are statistically more likely to be killed by nukes than other races. Yeah, it's like yeah like that's great. Meaning that only two nukes have been dropped on people like uh I swear we talk about Sandusky more than any other topic on this show. It's a um it's the story that keeps giving. It's a great story. I can't remember the last time we talked about Sandusky. Okay so this guy thinks that I'm these these traffic cameras this thing's traffic cameras are racist On board calls for change after data shows south south side red light tickets are 2.5 times higher than the north side

times higher than the north side. We have to ask ourselves, how are the residents in the south side of Chicago receiving three times the number of tickets? Like we need to know, we need to know how many cameras there are, how many cars are driving. I mean, there's, there's so many factors, but I'll tell you why, you jackass. Because they're fucking running more red lights. People were racially profiled. LaShawn Ford argues red light cameras unfairly target Southside residents? Wow.

Imagine issuing 2.5 times more tickets per camera than on the North side suggesting systemic flaws. Just make why do people look for racism? This is the question. Ever since I was a kid, I always everything I heard I would ask why? Because the why is the more interesting question to me why why would people live and breathe the desire to find racism where it doesn't exist or sexism or any of these isms Autism. Yeah autism.

Hillerisms. Oh Hiller- Hillerisms. Ooh. I gotta start following all the conservative accounts now that Trump won. This shit is so funny. You weren't already? Sandusky thing was a child abuse ring. We only see a tiny snippet of that. Ugh. Ugh. Faxism.

Yeah, uh, yeah. People are getting more tickets because they have their hip hop too loud and they're stoned. I agree. It's outside. That tracks. They they wanted in I think it was in Berkeley or Oakland. I can't remember. They they made it. Um, so, uh, they legalized jaywalking

Because they said it disproportionately affected black people Wow Just like More black people trying to get across the road in the middle in between the intersections than anybody else the road in the middle in between the intersections than anybody else. Oh my mom was telling me it's not anecdotal it's anecdotal anecdotal anecdotally speaking the the I used when I lived in Berkeley I would see a black man jaywalk every single day it was crazy and it was all No all different guys and

It was probably 90% never saw a white person do it ever in the in the 15 years I lived there and But it was always in a crosswalk So the light would be red and they would just walk across the street Oh, okay. I guess. Didn't give two fucks every single fucking day, every day. And now I moved to Santa Cruz where there are no black people and I don't see as much jaywalking but when I see it, the white dudes I see, anecdotally speaking, they jaywalk

but they just run across it. They're like usually like meth heads and they like just scurry across the street somewhere. You know what I mean? What was that? But they don't use the crosswalk. You can picture it right? So maybe it's just drug addicts. Yeah.

Or the unhoused. Oh right so you're saying instead of categorizing them by their skin color, maybe I should Categorize them by their housing but put it in. Yeah. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, I think that just makes more sense It's more fair. Yeah, it's less racist. Mm-hmm Scurrying across the street. I Was really disappointed what I found out about this video here. This next video I'm gonna show you. I was like so into this video. I watched it like 20 times and then I and then I figured out something about it. The fact that it's AI? If someone said it's a it's an old woman suit, that whole suit, see how like the it's like

a. the sleep it's like a I was like wow I would so tap that ass and then I realized and then I and then I that that hey that could be a dude that probably is a dude Oh, I forgot to like my comment smash There is some there is some crazy muscle one of these shot In one of these shots, there's some... Look at that, look at that leg development. I think that's just extra skin. No, come on dude, that's like glutes and quads and hammies. What do you say? Like that's one of the wires, right, that holds like your knee, your ass.

Oh, okay. Yeah, sure. So bomb. I watched it like five times and then I went into the comments and I was like, oh, that sucks. Just wrecked it for you for you. Yeah, totally So That that was ruined that would have been classic if that was an old lady

It'd be like jackass yeah, exactly. Yeah had some jackass feel to it didn't it definitely jackass feel I Exactly. If you had some jackass feel to it, didn't it? Definitely jackass feel. I wonder what we're going to do today. I wonder if we catch any fish, what we do with them. I wonder if we're going to throw them back. I think we're going to the wharf to fish because I don't think you need a license there. I think like if you fish off of... isn't that like a rule nationwide? Like if you fish off a pier, you don't need a license? I don't know a license? Hmm.

I don't know about that. It might just be your location. Some places just don't, you don't have to have a license to fish. I don't think. But I think in California or Santa Cruz, you don't need a fishing license to fish off a pier. That's sick. It's fair. It's for, it's probably for poor people.

That's right. Unhoused. Uh, Putin, Trump is smart. He can resolve the Ukraine war. I'm amazed that absolutely uncivilized means have been used against Trump all the way up to assassination attempts, numerous assassination attempts. I think he is not safe now. Probably just like me, you are amazed not by the fact that absolutely uncivilized means had been used against Trump all the way up to assassination attempts, numerous assassination attempts.

And I think he's not safe even now. The history of the United States has known many cases, but I think President Trump is a smart person and a cautious one, I hope. What amazed me most that in fighting him, not only Trump was subjected to humiliating court procedures, accusations and so on, but his family was attacked as well. His children was attacked. Gangsters don't do this in Russia. When criminal gangs fight, they don't touch children and women. It's men who fight among themselves. But those guys stooped as low as that.

I think this is so... This looks so bad that it only reconfirms how low the political system is. Well, probably just like me, you are… Gangsters in Russia have a stronger code than our own politicians. Wow. God, do you think the World War, do you think that there's really any chance of World War III or that's just all rhetoric? I think it's rhetoric. I don't think it could ever come to that again. I think there's just so many other ways to fight a war now

It's just not feasible to do that Sub on my son is most likely going to UC Santa Cruz Sweet you better make him watch Fox News an hour every day Jump ship. I wonder where the two attempted assassins ended up. The dude at the golf course lived in my neighborhood. His house was all taped up for weeks. Oh wow. Hey, I watched a video today of a Barbara Walters interview

with Woody Harrelson. It's really old. And Woody's dad worked for the CIA. And he also was put in prison I think for killing a federal judge I think that's what it was for they said but his dad also said that he was the shooter in the JFK assassination what Geez. It's crazy, right? That is pretty crazy. I hope all that shit comes out.

I never got into the JFK shit. Did you? I never watched any of the movies. I never looked into it. I never like I've seen nothing except like, you know, like the footage of him driving in the car and getting capped, which is all blurry and shit. Anyway. Yeah, I've seen some of them like examine like where the shooter came from like or where he was shooting from and Just some of the conspirators are like, oh there was multiple shooters and all that shit. I don't know haven't

Done too much more than that if they wanted Trump dead, he would be dead Not there not their next president select It's good play it's all theater Ramji Ramji Ramji hello Ramji After ten minutes captain cut John woolly tuned in thinking Sevan had been black squared And he had won alas someone still living rent free and John Wooley said did he post something else? Probably not I and I resent that I don't live anywhere for free Ramji. I pay rent. I am a I may contribute

I pay mad rent to live in his head The software for stream yard I was I got the bill the other day. It's $800 a year for just the platform. Yeah, crazy, right? Oh my God. It's like free, but then if you want like a certain amount of admin, so like you can get to the back and Hiller can get to the back and Susa and Rios,

then you got to pay more. And then I have it saved like, you know how it saves like 50 shows for us or 50 hours worth of shows. That cost extra money. Oh yeah. I should send Wooly a bill. Here's my stream yard bill.

It's expensive. I wonder if YouTube could you know YouTube could probably charge Probably just think about that what if they just charge you a dollar for every video you uploaded just one dollar That's it Hmm just a dollar A dollar an hour to host your shit. That'd be pretty wild. A dollar for an hour for this channel would be a lot. How many hours of videos on YouTube? 500 hours are uploaded to YouTube every minute. Oh, it's

got to be more than that. Oh, 500 hours a minute. Yeah, it's got to be worldwide. It's got to be way more than that. Which is about 30,000 hours per hour. I don't know. On average people watch over a billion hours of YouTube content on their TVs every day. A billion. Fuck, that's crazy. There's more content on YouTube than I think we'd be able to watch in our lifetime. Oh for sure.

For sure. We figured out if you just sat down and watched all the seven podcasts like back to back, it would take years. They're approximately 3.9 billion videos on YouTube. So even if you just charge a dollar and upload, that would be an extra 4 billion in revenue, people would do that. I'd pay $500 a year to upload all my videos. I'd pay $500 a year to upload all my videos.

Yeah. They should do it. If that's what I would do, I would be the CEO of YouTube. Or make it even less. Make it 25 cents. You don't know what John Willey would do if he was the CEO of CrossFit? What? I'll show you the post something He didn't ask me anything Somebody somebody asked him if you were the CEO of CrossFit, what would you do different?

And here you go. Is it his his three step three step program to creating the Greatest version of CrossFit. Number one. Go ahead. I'd eliminate the bulk of the remote jobs and put 90% of the jobs under one roof to drive the culture I wanted. Oh I agree very nice John. Okay number two, no decisions would be implemented without first answering the question, how will this affect the affiliates positively? Okay.

And the number three, I would proactively and aggressively defend the brand. Wow. Why don't you do that already? I was gonna say that's what the irony, yeah, that's some camelish shit. It's in that crazy. And then here's another here.

Here we go. It's better. Hey, but first of all, I just want to say no one's at no one asked him that question. Do you know what I mean? Like him asking him sending a text to Mike Halpin. Hey, will you text me this or him doing it from his burner account?

It doesn't doesn't mean someone asked him. No, of course not. And doesn't mean someone asked him. No, of course not. And then he's, he says somebody asked him, he asked himself, Are you still going to get your L2? He says, No, I don't need it. Hmm. Aren't you an affiliate owner? Does answering that question positively affect the brand? Yeah, the brand, whatever you said. Mason Mitchell, Sevan and Woolly are the same.

Yeah, and you think Tinder and Grindr are the same too, Mason. I know where you're uh, I know where you're uh, How your measuring stick works I get it. I Get it where we are the same I'm just a humble monk Mason Interesting. Yeah, I'm not a I'm just a humble monk. I'm not a world-class Not a world-class, not a world-class banker. What is this? I don't even know what this is.

Let's listen to the president of Hungary. I don't even know if this is the president of Hungary. This is Laura Horvats, older brother. Yeah. The major concern. Although the American people have decided, although it is a clear interest of the European people as well that peace should come back to Central Europe, but I think that the two months ahead of us up to the 20th of January are the two most dangerous months

Comparing the last couple decades. Oh, we were just talking about this, right? World War three Right. So basically president biden the the problem is is russian ukraine are fighting and biden just told uh, the ukrainians Hey, you can use these long-range missiles that go 180 miles. I don't know if that really means long range, but that's what the media is saying. That is long range. Okay. I didn't know. I thought like 3000 miles was long range. Well there's yes, there's those are long ranges. I think that I think technically the term for them is like a medium range ballistic missile. An MR MRBM instead of an ICBM, which is an intercontinental ballistic missile an MR MRBM instead of an ICBM, which is a intercontinental ballistic missile.

So 180 miles, we we thought we said, okay, go ahead, you can shoot targets in Russia with these missiles we gave you they go 180 miles that we previously told you you can't use. And Putin's like, yo, what the fuck, dude, if you're giving fucking missiles to a country to shoot at us, there's gonna be a price to pay. So now Europe's going to be a price to pay. So now Europe's like, what the fuck? And they know, Europe knows that Trump's about to fucking fuck NATO up and start pulling

all of our money out of fucking funding their bullshit. Right. Why? Because those who have carried out this failed pro-war strategy are not only not giving up, but they try to create a situation until the 20th of January where peacemaking will be extremely, extremely complicated. Their goal is definitely to make it impossible by the 20th of January to make peace. Look at the measures allowing the long-range missiles to be applied against the depth of the territories of Russia. Allowing the mines to be applied. And the High Representative of the European Union is calling for the European Union itself to allow long-range weapons provided by European countries to be used against Russian territories,

while the European Union does have nothing to do with that, since the European Union does not deliver weapons, it's only member states who do so. So these are the two most danger, here comes the major concern. Fuck the European Union. Hey I think I saw a story this morning that Germany, there's a guy running for office in Germany as the president or prime minister of Germany who's gonna pull them out of the European Union. Oh wow. If he gets elected. Yeah that would be fucking awesome. Fuck the European Union. That's that would be pretty wild.

Uh Sebiot. Oh good go ahead go ahead. This is what there are a lot uh we sent Ukraine that we're allowing them to use. The MGM 140 tactical missile system uh supersonic tactical ballistic missile designed and manufactured by the US defense company Ling temco vat sounds asian and later lockheed martin direct Acquisitions 190 miles The warhead you can either have These little like fucking baseball sized shitlets like a A bunch of, like hundreds of them, that just get laid out once it detonates,

or you can have like a regular warhead, which is just explosives. How much did those cost? Were those 2 million bucks a piece? Million bucks a piece. In 98, it was a million, and then and then million and a half it's doubled in price yeah a million and a half dollars inflation inflation it's got to be great for climate change building and building those and firing those.

Holy shit. Seve, I stole your idea for killing the fat man. Hi Brett. Good morning. Killing chronic disease in our affiliate gifted to memberships and episode 1 airs tomorrow on YouTube channel. Oh, send me a DM. I'd love to promote that. Awesome. Congrats, dude.

Hey, you know what you should do? Hey, you know what you should do? The lady over there running their chief marketing officer over there at CrossFit is pretty awesome. More than pretty awesome. She's very open minded to ideas. Jenna it's probably Jenna G sorry, J E N N A J E N N A at CrossFit.com. I would if you you should send her a link maybe maybe they'll want it To post on their YouTube Hmm

That'd be crazy They're they're reorienting the ship over there reorienting the ship over there. Can we do Katrin, Danny or Hillertalk instead of you blowing Putin? I want to talk about Katrin and Woolie, but I just don't have the stomach for it this morning. I just don't. I just don't. It's not like I, I don't, it's not like I hate Katrin, but like I have nothing nice to say about her.

Like, right. Like, so I don't know. I don't know what to do. You know what I mean? Like I don't, is that what it means to not have a stomach? I'm not, um, I'm, um, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Just not in the mood. Jenna went to go visit one of my friends at work said, uh, we're sure FDNY. He's a firefighter at FDNY. Oh, and she used to be a firefighter. Yeah. She's got a crazy background. She was a, oh yeah, there she is in the middle with her girlfriend. Yeah.

This is my friend, Rick Roman. I used to work with him all the time at semi-final events. And like waterplumes and shit. He's super cool. Let me read what she wrote. One of the coolest. I'm sorry. Hold on. One of the coolest experiences of my life this morning, kicking off the CrossFit Service Cup. Oh, OK.

This was in June. OK. Yeah, she's cool. I met with her a few times, chatted with her on the phone a bunch. I've texted with her. She's great She's real as fuck That's what I like. I can just say anything to her. Yeah That's cool Yeah, I told her how stupid it was I said the I explained to her that that piece that Emilio her did celebrating the women

in CrossFit set women back 10 years. And she was receptive to the conversation. You know what I mean? She wasn't like, fuck, you're an asshole. She was like, okay, I get I get you like, you know, I see your logic. Wow. Or at least I don't know if she said that, but I felt like she saw my logic. You know what I mean? Yeah, she wasn't just telling you shut the fuck up. You're an idiot. Yeah. I explained to her, I said the whole fucking company was built on women with women with like, no, no one's they don't need any special celebration. All that makes us think is that they they've that they're somehow it's like, I heard this woman say recently, I don't need to be empowered. That implies that I don't have power. People

don't realize that's how the fucking brain works. That's how people work. Jonathan Ortega, you mean she communicates like an adult? Yeah. I guess that's a fair way to say it. I listened to the Young Thug Trial in Fulton, Georgia last couple months. Some hood folks won't stop at red lights for fear someone pulling up on them and shooting them. Oh wow. Where did I see?

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their legs up, their ankles pinned to their ears. I don't think I'm ever gonna eat canned soup again unless I absolutely need to. There was a study that gave people either fresh soup or canned soup for five days. Then they did a so-called two-day washout where they took a break from soup. What they found was that consumption of one serving of canned soup daily

over the course of five days was associated with more than a thousand percent increase in urinary BPA, a thousand fold increase in BPA from canned soup. I'm not alarmist, but I only have to read this once, done. I'm not eating canned soup again, unless I'm absolutely starving. This phenol A is a known endocrine disruptor. It mimics estrogen in ways that can activate

or block estrogenic pathways. So it messes up hormone pathways. BPA is not a good thing. Turns out there's lots of it in the lining of soup cans. The lining helps maintain the flavor and the freshness of the soup in those cans. My suggestion would be, unless you have a powerful reason to consume

canned soup, don't consume canned soup. I don't like it. How about canned anything? What about sparkling water? I want them to do the same as sparkling water. I've got for some reason I'm something got into my head. I don't like any cans. They're all sprayed with plastic on the inside, right? No, they're all they any cans they're all sprayed with plastic on the inside right know that yeah they're all they're all they're all sprayed with like this really shitty thin plastic that breaks down easy I didn't know that I used to eat so much canned shit in college you kind of have to right it's cheap it in college? You kind of have to write it's cheap. You can have it forever. Hold on to it. It's never going to expire. You're going to love this story. Oh boy. Florida inmates conceive daughter by passing semen through air conditioning vent. Two Florida inmates are expecting a daughter

together after conceiving through some unconventional means. Oh I have so many questions. She was charged with second degree murder after she allegedly killed her husband, reportedly told her family that she became pregnant after DePaz passed a semen and a plastic wrap through an air conditioning vent. After sparking a romantic relationship, DePaz reportedly expressed his desire to become a father, so they devised a plan to have a baby together, saying that he put the semen and saran wrap every day like five times a day for a month straight. He would kind of like roll it up almost like a cigarette and he and he would

Attach it to the line that we had in the vent and I would pull it through link said from there. I had placed it inside You you know the yeast infection applicators. I placed it inside of there and then from there. Yeah, I administered it. Oh My god, okay, that answers all my questions Yeah, be patient Caleb let it let it on my bad my bad, sorry Johnny Johnny I have something to tell you about how you were born. Oh my god about how you were born. Oh my god. You got to tell that how do you do never tell that kid you're like oh yeah we met your dad and I met in prison and you're like okay and then you just imagine like oh like you were conceived after the fact dude you Google your mom's name one day and it comes up. What happens to a kid who's born in jail? What happens to that kid? Who raises that kid now?

That's a great question. That's I mean does that kid just get put up for adoption? They have to find another like legal guardian to pass him off to. That kid's fucked. There's there's a there's not much for that kid after this. That's crazy. Do prisons let you raise your own kid? I mean, you know there's the story of the, there was a story of a guy, the only thing I know about kids in prison is there was a story of a guy who transitioned to a woman, then they put him in the mother children's ward at the female prison and he raped a child over there.

Uh oh. Okay. So that's my only data point for there being kids in jail. They just have nannies for the- Whitney says take them and give them to the Fronings. That's big fish. Oh. Shit. You go from being born in jail to fucking rich being your dad. Fuck it. Fine.

They do a curved abortion, let the other inmates kick her in the stomach. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Jesus, dude. Hey, hey. That's the you get pregnant in prison through Saran wrap being passed through a vent and you get abortions or just kicks to the stomach. That's so, you get pregnant in prison through Saran wrap being passed through a vent and you get abortions or just kicks to the stomach. That's so fucked, dude. Oh my God.

Prison sounds horrible. I just, how do you hide? I mean, how many times did he have to beat off into Saran wrap to be enough to pass through the vent? It said right, I erased it already, but didn't say like it was like nightly or something. I lost the story. Was it it was nightly? Okay. But it was like it was regularly. Okay, so what you just do it for a week and you're like, all right, honey, the baby batters coming. And then you just attach the line through the vent and just pull that shit through. I don't really understand the, um, I don't understand how people don't get pregnant.

I don't understand IVF. I don't understand all that. I spent my whole life being terrified of STDs and getting someone pregnant. And then the second I didn't use a condom with my wife, she got pregnant four times times Yeah, that's crazy It's like like what what I don't understand and then if she wouldn't have got pregnant you just just keep railing. It's that I and I don't mean this to poo poo people who do IVF or like but if you're

Or like you're 20 let's say like there's women who are like 25 years old or 30 years old who do IVF It's like what are you doing you like why now? Why not just keep letting them fucking rail you for the next five years eventually it's gonna stick What's like what do you wait I I but I'm in a totally unique situation cuz like I didn't care if what we I didn't Care if she got pregnant or not She was just like hey, let's she was just like hey, let's try we like I didn't care if we I didn't care if she got pregnant or not she was just like hey let's she was just like hey let's try we like I didn't want a kid I wasn't like hey you guys like ended up with ovulation cycle and shit no my mom my mom sent me a one page like

email telling me like when did when to rail her and I'm like I don't what do mean they're just gonna stay into the regular schedule morning and night. You know what I mean? And then I kind of, I did pray a little bit and I thought, and I started thinking about how I want to love baby. And I got into some shit where like I was trying to summon like a good soul. I don't know if that worked or not. I was just thinking.

Did you just start saying I'm a money magnet? I'm a baby magnet every time you know. Eventually you just started having kids. I'm a money magnet. I'm a baby magnet every time you know. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

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Maybe that's what it is. My sperm didn't have tails, so they didn't swim. We tried for three years. We had to do IVF. I, did you ever look at them, Chase? I wouldn't believe them. If someone's like, your sperm don't have tails, I'd be like, I don't believe you. Show me. I know some people like they,'s it called the whatever the tubes of the dudes have they're just not connected so they don't convey sperm anymore so or at all. Oh they don't come out the sperm somehow get blocked and just hang out in the balls. Right with the microplastics. The last time I put love energy into my food

when I was cooking, I was jailed for three years. Eye contact during sex is gay. What do you just, okay. Oh, you just hit it from the back. Or just breathed into their ear. No, my guess is they either go into the foster care system unless they probably take them. Rich is a good option. Yeah, Rich is a great option. For sure.

Yes, oh, you did see them? You did look at them? Okay. I'd have to look at them. Oh Hit him in the stink portal It's just using the wrong hole why don't sperm have tails why wouldn't your sperm have tails or sperm have tails? Sperm without a tail would be unable to move there therefore it wouldn't be able to fill its function. Well yeah I get that. Malformed tail significantly reduces its chance of reaching the egg.

I wonder if penis size has to do with sperm tail size. Maybe you had too much canned soup. Yeah, maybe. Likely due to disruption in the sperm development process potentially caused by genetic factors, exposure to toxins, infections, or hormonal imbalances. Abnormal sperm morphology. That's what it's called. So you just have a little retarded sperm. I guess I'm, what's that called when you're, I'm privileged. You got potent baby

batter? I guess. I don't know. This story doesn't make any sense to me. I need to have this explained to me. I need to have the president of the University of Austin on. I don't understand this story at all. Shout out to University of Austin for going unwoke. Diversity is always best when it happens naturally. University of Austin swaps DEI for MEI, Merit, Excellence, and Intelligence.

UATX swaps DEI, Diversity, Equity and inclusion, for what some call MEI, merit, excellence and intelligence. Gender race, ethnicity, what is the factor of that in your admissions decisions? We don't take any of that into consideration in admissions. The primary thing that we're interested in is the mind. Meaning what? The kind of capacity to think deeply, to answer questions, to challenge norms. How about hard work?

I'm just gonna throw it in there. For us idiots, how about just hard work and commitment? Oh yeah, we did not see a particularly diverse student body. We are putting resources into finding talent of an intellectual variety. And if you're interested in diversity, I recommend you look at the social backgrounds of our students, at the family circumstances of our students.

High profile UATX donors include Trump backing billionaire Bill Ackman, a Harvard grad who vocally criticized him. Holy shit, Ackman looks like Bezos there. Yeah he does. Holy fuck, the conspiracy theorists need to be all over that. Basically Jeff Bezos. That's Jeff Bezos before he did TRT.

...sized his school after October 7th, and Harlan Crowe, close friend of conservative Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. And that's Nick Nolte. Critics attack UATX as a right-wing university simply wearing the cloak of free speech. As for admissions, UATX swaps DEI, diversity, equity, and inclusion inclusion for what some call MEI, merit, excellence and intelligence. Gender race, ethnicity, what is the factor of that in your admission? They just said that they're posing as a free speech college, but really they're just a right wing college.

That's the same thing. The right wing is the free speech. Yeah, they just don't want to say that yet. Fuck 60 minutes. I just can't believe the University of Austin is going on. Whoa. If I, when I think of Austin, I just think of Cuckville. I think it's San Francisco, but young people. That's where everybody from San Francisco moved to though. The past four years, they all moved to Austin, Texas. Yeah. good point. Oh

You're gonna love this story this story so great I think we've covered this story before this story is so great Tell me if you remember us doing this story Tell me if you remember us doing this story. The weirdest story you've ever heard. Here we go. This is going to be the weirdest story you've heard all year, I promise. Imagine you go to a doctor's appointment to discuss an upcoming surgery. You have never been there before in your life. When you walk in, the staff all react like you were just there.

They say, oh, did you have to come back for some reason? And you say, I did you have to come back for some reason and you say I've never been here before and the receptionist says okay is your name and they say your name and spell it you say yes that's my name and they continue to insist that they have spoken to you before very recently and in fact say if it wasn't you it was somebody else who had your exact same name looked exactly like you had your exact same profession, looked exactly like you, had your exact same profession, and was here to schedule the exact same surgery. This happened to a guy named Brady Feigl in 2015, and his situation was even weirder than what I described, because as you can see,

he is very distinct looking. Everything about him, in fact, is unusual. He is 6'4". He's a ginger with a red bushy beard. He has glasses. He has an unusual job. He's a pitcher for professional baseball and was there for a rare surgery to have what they call Tommy John surgery on his pitching arm. The staff at the surgeon's office was very confused because they had already spoken to this guy, also named Brady Feigl, also exactly 6'4", also a ginger with a red bushy beard and glasses, also a minor league baseball pitcher, also there to get Tommy Dean surgery. These men had never met, both were totally unaware of the other. And you think you know where the story is going that they went to have a DNA test and found out that they are long lost siblings who just somehow wound up with the

same name in 2019. They had that test done. They did it on TV for look at this comment. His dad started deleting text immediately. You just wiped his phone. Holy shit dude. Fuck dude. Oh, that's wild.

They've just lived for probably 25 plus years without knowing that the other existed. There was this documentary. I didn't see the end of it. I think it was gonna get really, really fucking dark. It was about a Jewish orphanage, and I think they were running some experiments on the kids there. But basically there were these triplets, and they were separated at birth and never told

about each other, these three Jewish triplets, these guys. And they all fucking met each other in college and figured it out on their own It's a crazy documentary. I wish I could remember the name. Oh wow a Jeremy world fact-check I Guess I could what's this guy's name? What was his name Feigl Brady Feigl? Yeah, great. I wonder who was better out of the two brothers Brady Feigl Feigl or Feigl? Well, they were both Minor league players. So what happened to Brady Feigl? Are both Brady Feigl's related stranding enough science revealed they were not related in any way except for one thing

Both of them had Germanic heritage. Oh, I Guess it depends on who you ask Look alike pitcher makes his major league debut at 33 It's a glitch in the matrix Yeah, who knows? So all you have to check if you want to know if the I there's some truth to it. How's that? How's that fifty percent true? The one on the right is gay.

You're showing your age. I bet you, uh, Caleb doesn't get that. Fiegel rock. Do you get that? Nope. Don't get it. No. How about this? Do you get this? Faggle rock. Do you get that? I just think it's funny cause it says fag. Yeah, no I didn't realize Chris and Jake. I mean I didn't know either of them were that old There used to be a show called Fragle Rock. It was like Sesame Street, but it was on HBO only the cool kids could watch it I didn't have HBO You have to be old as fuck to know that reference Everyone it's-

It's called identical strangers. Is that what it is? Oh, that's the name of the movie? Yeah. It's crazy. But I think at the end, I didn't watch like the last 20 minutes where I think it takes a really dark twist.

Dude, did you know that there's a Ice Age coming? They'll have World War 3 and another Ice Age? That'd be crazy. Could you imagine? It would suck. I do not want to fight a war in the Arctic, dude. Please don't make me. Fuck global warming. The Ice Age is here. Flashback, 1978. have been dropping for 30 years. Sea coasts long free of summer ice are now blocked year round. According to some climatologists within a lifetime we might be living in the next ice age. That's what I grew up with. I remember there was all sorts of overpopulation shit too, always. Oh, yeah. That's why the Chinese decided to have a one-child family or whatever it's called. There's 30 overpopulation.

I read something recently, there's 30,000 more polar bears now than there were 30 years ago. And that was like the big, that was like the big correlate that we're headed into fucking global warming. We're almost there, dude. It's right around the corner. Climate alarmism has been happening for 50 years. When I finally watched Fraggle Rock, I thought it was stupid. I mean, everyone was talking about it at school in the second, third, fourth grade.

I remember everyone. And then I was spending the night at my friend Jeff Holman's house. And like I watched, I'm like, this is stupid. I didn't like the Muppets. I didn't like the Muppets either. I thought the Muppets were stupid. Yeah, I thought I didn't enjoy it. The only good part of the Muppets was when they were in for

getting Sarah Marshall. That was the only good part. That's the movie where she, did she get semen in her hair and that? I don't know. Ben Stiller? No. Savvy. I was gone one week and you're flossing on live TV. I don't think I floss today, but I will. I love flossing. Thanks for the reminder.

I heard that this one has like stuff in it that'll make my dick small. I have one tooth in the back that always catches like all the popcorn and celery. It's so weird. Me too. You do? Yeah. It's like. Like between like the my back two molars. So yeah. Yeah. I just pulled something out of it. Yeah. It's so annoying. Yeah. I can never get it out with my tongue. What used to be it used to be really bad for some reason it's gotten better. I'm starting to think all sports should be abolished.

Yeah. Alabama AM football player Medrick Burnett, Junior 20 dies over a month after injury, in game injury. This could have been prevented. This was his, a junior high football coach's fault because Medrick wanted to be a quarterback and he put him in a different position that got him killed. Medrick Jr., 20-year-old Alabama college football player who was hospitalized after a head injury

sustained during an October game has now died over a month later. The Jefferson County coroner's office confirmed to people that Burnett, whose school Alabama and AM University had previously retracted a false death announcement earlier this week. He ended up dying on November 27th at 543 local time. The coroner said that Burnett received an injury while playing in the Magic City Classic football game uh PFA spokesman Brent Fikowski said this was completely unnecessary and preventable and moving forward college football will be banned wow PFA has got some reach dude how hard do you have to fucking be hit? I fell off a bike and fucking bounce my head off the

the corner of a curb when I was seven and I lived. It was bad. I almost died. But how hard would you have to be hit in a football game? To fucking kill me. I mean, those guys are 250 pounds of just muscle with a helmet and pads on. So there's no like, Oh, I need to slow down and hit somebody for self preservation, like rugby and there's a little bit of self preservation there.

And they also know how to tackle better. But you have a 250 pound man just going full speed at you. Just laying there freaking dome bees on you you get fucked up It's like getting hit by a car my kids aren't gonna play football. All right. Yeah, definitely add that to the list. I Have this I have Katrin's clip all just like post just ready to go. She hasn't posted her titties in a month I also noticed Well, it's probably our fault for bringing attention to them This this clip says is this true I probably played this already already. Oh, have I played this?

Cleveland Guardians now, but I don't think that's better than Indians. They're called the Indians because they had the first Native American baseball player. They were literally called the Cleveland Spiders and they got the first Native American baseball player. He's a name kind of sock a lot. Next year, they got two more Native American baseball player he's the name kind of Sakhalin. Next year they got two more Native American players. They didn't only have the first but they had three. The only three in the league played for the Cleveland Spiders and some smart ass was like

man we should start calling ourselves the Cleveland Indians. And they're like yeah that's a great idea. And now it's just gone. It's erased forever. It's just now they're Guardians. That really the Cleveland Indians don't exist anymore? That baseball team is gone? They just it's the same team but they just rebranded to the guardians, which is, it came

along with the whole DI thing. Just like the Washington Redskins, like the Washington Redskins are now the Washington politicians or something. How does someone not just explain, how does someone not explain that story? Indians in Spanish, Indios means children of God, and it's to celebrate our first three Indian players. No, we're sticking with it. I don't know. But how is that hard to defend? I don't understand how that happened.

No idea. After they rebranded all of the Indian tribes and that were that the teams were named after yeah like the person of the Indian tribe that the teams are named after the chief or whatever they all started coming out and being like what the fuck this was actually like real Indian chief from my tribe and oh yeah I would that story I think I think the Redskins might actually go back to the Washington Redskins right I hope I yeah, that's the hope. I think they're on their way to doing it.

Named after some fucking bridge, some bridge in Cleveland that my buddy Jimmy has three DUIs on. Wow. If you wanna cancel a team, you should cancel the Pittsburgh Pirates. And if you guys know what pirates do. Rape. They rape and pillage.

What's worse? An Indian guy, right? He's like, ah, I'm an Indian. Or a pirate who's like, ah! That's way worse. They call him the Cleveland Guardian. Isn't that enough to just switch parties? I don't understand why I can't just show that to some of my relatives and they're like, okay, I'm not going to be a Democrat anymore. I don't know why that's not enough. That's enough for me.

They did it because the name was racist. Why can't you see that, Savon? What a world we live in. This is going to be a fun four years. I'm telling you. You know why, you know why, you know why Elon's a Democrat Why doctor told him hey if you don't give your kid hormone replacement therapy your kids gonna kill themselves I Thought he did oh wait. No, you're right

And then he gave that and then so he fell for it and now his kids fucked. I think he calls it his lost child Yeah, this is a strange child for sure. Just when you thought Gavin Newsom couldn't be any more of a douchebag, California Governor Gavin Newsom released details of a plan to offer rebates to those who buy electric vehicles, except for Tesla. Newsom claims that excluding Tesla is aimed at fostering competition in the electric vehicle market. Right.

Newsom says that excluding Tesla will spark innovation. Yes, the same way that cutting off your leg inspires running. In a tweet on X, Elon Musk points out that Tesla is the only company who manufactures their EVs in California. Musk warns that this could push more jobs to Texas. At this rate, the only thing left in California will be avocado toast and STDs.

Tesla is the only EV manufacturer in California and Newsom wants to cut it out of their rebates. It's official. California's new state bird is the middle finger. Hey, it's um, it's it's DEI. It's equity in the fucking car space. You're doing well, we're going to punish you by it's crazy. That's right. Seve, you've got to play the celebrate. Our differences clip by DMU. Listen, 80% of what you guys send me

is complete fucking garbage. I can't, it's too risky. Not you personally, I'm just saying like as a whole. Just as a whole. Unplayable. Or if you do play, or if you do send it to me, I'm like, yeah, this won't work on the show. It's good.

But it won't work on the show, but thank you. I'll look maybe tomorrow show. I got a for our UFC show on Friday. Guess who I got. Oh, 17 straight victories in the welterweight class. Wow. Been on the show two or three other times. Oh Australian. No way. Yeah. Jack de la Maddalena. Oh shit That's coming on the show Friday Yeah, it's gonna be a great show

I dangled it in front of Tyson I hope Tyson will come I sent Tyson a text I'm like Tyson listen, I got Jack coming on Would you grace us with your presence please? UFC show, he's finally turning into Pat McAfee. That's correct.

Protect our parks. Yeah, Jack. Colin Peterson just ordered matute theme for my wife and I last night hoping to help her with her eczema fluoride sensitivity. Oh, interesting. Let me know. Let me know how that works. By the way, if you haven't bought metutin, you absolutely have to buy metutin. It's on sale now. Go to DocSpartan.com. It's a drink called C5. What?

Is it just one more than C4? Yeah. Someone just sent me a, it's right next to the C4. Is it the same brand? It looks the exact same. Well, not really the exact same, but it looks pretty close. How I don't believe Taylor that his shit was his biggest from his knee to his ankle. He would have taken a picture of it and send it to us.

Unless it was an automatic toilet and it would have just flushed right away. That's the only kind of toilet that could have flushed that away. You'd have to, you need a plunger to break that in half before it went down. Yeah, for sure. For sure. C5 pre-workout, the powerhouse behind every athlete's peak performance elevates your workouts introducing C5, extremely revolutionary pre-workout energy drink designed to boost focus and mucus muscle-pume.

Muscle, your muscle-pume, poon muscle. I ordered five Metuthean mint, two regular on Black Friday, one tennis lesson. Nice, awesome. Sick. Thank you, Mr. Walters. You won't be disappointed. I sent Judy a picture of my of Ari's girlfriend yesterday. Oh, okay. And she knew right away and Ari's girlfriend's Japanese and she knew right away. She's like, Oh, her hair is a little bit

light. She looks mixed. I guess. Oh, my god. Father's Italian. Very astute observation. It's that easy to tell. I guess. I mean, the girl looks like fucking Asian is fucked to me. My, my son's eight. He said that same girlfriend since he's been five, they train six days a week together, six days a week, they're like inseparable.

It's crazy. And like, I'll be waiting in the car after training and they just stand outside like talking, holding their gym bags and shit. Wow. I just watched him in my rear view mirror. I'm like, this is crazy. I didn't, I didn't, I don't even have that good of a relationship with my wife. Yeah, he's eight. She's seven. And they're both, they're probably both the best, uh, they're probably the the best jiu-jitsu practitioners and like I Mean they both get all the golds at all the tournaments

She's savage Some of those shit that's crazy my kids are a wasion too. I can spot others from a mile away got it I can spot others from a mile away. Got it. Hey, I'm glad you noticed how Jack she is. Cause that chick is a freak. And when we hang out with them a lot, they were here last night. But every time we,

anytime we go out in public, someone will comment on that little girl since she's been five. And like we have this program here. It's called, it's on the beach and all the kids wear red. It's huge in California. I'm trying to think what it's called. Lifeguard training.

It's a summer lifeguard program we have in California. What is it? All the hardcore kids do it. My kids do not do it. Fuck, what is it called? Does anyone know what it's called? the And basically when all the junior guards compete, she always wins all the competitions. And I think she was winning the sheet. They had to put her in the, when she was like five, she had to go with six, seven year olds. And when she was six, she had to go with the seven, eight year olds.

And she's greeny, but she's just a savage. She already has like, she has hamstrings. Wow. You know, string since she's been five. It's crazy. They make them like swim out in the ocean and shit. All that shit. Yeah.

It's crazy. My kids are terrified. My kids watch start crying Yeah, no, thanks Just like looking at it. I don't really care to get 49 years old 1.5 milliliters of TRT a week is the best pre-workout and I'm waging. Oh And my pronoun and my pronouns are TRT and weak. Also, does the penis sink over the years? Something happens. It's like the ears in the nose. I think

it just keeps growing. Mine just keeps growing. I'm sure my root has gotten lower. Maybe that's what it is. I never even, it's funny. I never even thought of that. Maybe my penis isn't getting bigger. My root is getting lower. As in it used, I know what you funny. I never even thought of that Maybe my penis isn't getting bigger my root is getting lower As in it used I know what you mean as in it used to be higher I know fucking I know I don't need that explained to me. I know what you mean by gotten lower It's like just always hanging just dangling around yeah Is there a way to stop receding gums? I don't want to look like Christmas Abbot. Oh. Oh, fuck. Okay, Jay. Tell us how you really feel.

Gary Roberts one time told me I had the worst smile ever. He's like your smile is so fake. I'm like what do you mean? He's like it's just fake. Yeah. Like I'd be in a photo and I'd be like, he's like your smile's fake. Like. Because your eyes don't do anything

They just look the same like from here up there's like no effort put in but then from here down there's effort Yeah, I could see it that obviously stuck with me All right. Not a great show. Only a nine today. Not your fault, Caleb. That's okay. I was late. I was dilly dallying. I didn't listen to any strong rap music before I came on. Just a mild rap at the beginning. Do we already have a warning from youtube for the use of that uh tom mcdonald song i don't know let's find out no so far so good yeah that's weird no warnings yeah it'll come in the next like 15 minutes probably god kill Taylor was so good yesterday

That was our best episode ever even though we only had one person call in That's fun. It was fun. Yeah, that was our That was a really good Let me see what else Haddy can you is good. Okay, so we have Jack daily, Madeline coming on maybe Tyson Bajan We have Greg glassman. It's been a minute since Greg's been on Greg will be coming on Wednesday the on Thursday. Oh, the movie, there's a movie called, um, Minneapolis, Liz Collins is the creator of the Fall of Minneapolis movie, Minneapolis versus the People, and she has a new movie called Minneapolis

versus the People. I think that's what it's called. Oh, oh here it is, uh, Minneapolis versus We The People. Is this it? Oh, I found it. I'll put a link in the, I haven't watched it yet, but I love Liz Collins. If you don't follow her on Alpha News, you should. Here's the link. She's coming on Thursday, so I'll probably watch this Wednesday.

I'll put it in the bio as well, or the description of the show. I'm gonna tell you something about that head ball trainer really quick, punching ball. The reason why that one is taking off, first of all, if you get that thing, do not look like a dork when you do it. Do not, it's the worst when it's black guys doing it,

because I just have so, I hold black guys in such high regard. And when I see them doing that, like you shouldn't be doing any exercise like this hunched over. You need once you start hitting it, you got to get upright and you got to hit it up hitting it down anywhere hitting it below parallel you're a bitch you are a bitch anybody can do that and then second of all if you get one of those get one get get like get like the get a different one you look like this yeah I mean even that's better at least that guy's upright a little bit. I don't care if it's racist. Like if I see, like when I see RFK doing it and he's all juiced up on TRT and he's hunched over, like, I like, it's cool. You're an old fucking dude,

but any fucking athlete or anyone. And then here's the thing. You should watch people who are really good at it because they can hit it and then sidestep it and it goes past them this way and they can hit it You should be able to hit it up and you should be able to like I'm good at it I should make a video you should be able to put your arm up and it bounce off your arm bounce off your arm You can hit it different ways Fucking retarded the way people are using it. It's really pissing me off. Look at Ryan Garcia use it. Let me see if Ryan Garcia does. I think he... But the one that they're selling that's selling so good, it's so slow. You should go on Amazon and get one that has like four or five balls. I hit it from every angle. Yes, yes. You should

hit it from every angle. And you should. You should hit it from every angle. And she be moving your head and doing shit with it. 49ers are the bills. I don't know. But the, but, but, uh, the bears are coming to right now I'm supposed to go to Atlanta, but I'm also got invited to go to the bear, uh, 49ers game, which I really want to go. And there's rumors. There might even be in Santa Cruz shooting guns with a friend of mine. And I was invited to go do that.

But I might just end up going to Atlanta with Greg and sitting at the bar at the four seasons. Seve doesn't watch football also the Bears fucking suck. Oh, I know the Bears are great. What are you talking about? Did you find it Ryan Garcia with ball? It was like super shitty like two second clips that I use. Here, what does. Is there anyone with. Here you go. Oh, is that him? He's loading it too. See how at least he at least he punches it and see how he's upright. Oh yeah, he does it wait and see how he blocked it at the end like that. You can do it. Yeah, that ball is so easy. The

box bowling it is so it's it's stupid easy. It's not even challenging Hey when I worked at CrossFit, I would do that in the media department I would just stand there and hit that thing and people hated me for it That's like eight years ago I had one of those I Remember Matt Bish will be like dude stop doing that Tyson was a little cooler. He'd be like damn damn, you're pretty good at that. Like, yeah, I know. Yeah, thanks. Been working on it a lot. If you didn't know, if you couldn't tell. I'm out here grinding.

Seve, have you ever watched the real-time CGI reconstruction of cruise ship disasters? No, I hate CGI. I cannot stand CGI. I hate everything about CGI Deadpool was Deadpool 3 was stupid with Wolverine. First one was great Third one was dumb. Go ahead Caleb. Did you like it? I liked it. That's fine though. Just That's cool Wolverine was cool and there were some funny one-liners Yeah It was good Wolverine was cool and there were some funny one-liners Yeah Just in like the the cinematic

expertise of the production team I don't even know what I'm saying, but you hate like maybe I should punch that bowling thing Maybe I should do a video on that bowling thing And have a V make it I've taught you to edit. Oh yeah. Just like, hey guys, quit being pussies. If my eight-year-old can do it, you can too. No, I'll do it. I'll do it. Oh, if a 50-year-old man can do it, I can too. Hey, you can even uppercut it. It's, it, it, you can even. Yeah. You just got to be smart on how you do it. Hmm.

And you can. Yeah. You can do cool show that and you can sidestep it. I never see anyone sidestep it. You can sidestep it. So it goes past you because it's on a stream. It's on a ride. Just like that.

I went bowling the other day for the first time in probably fucking 10 years and I wanted to do just spin shots and be cool. I threw, I think I threw fucking 10 gutters in my first five frames. Oh my god. Yeah, because you know when you do that you just put your finger in one hole and spin it? Yeah. And every single time like I just couldn't get enough spin on it and it would it would like hang on the edge of the gutter. It would never even come back and it would just go in. Oh, man. Yeah. Whatever. I kill it. We bowling. Yeah. My kids want

me to do my kids want me to do bowling. I only will play tennis. Do you own a Wii? No, not anymore. I used to. It's probably packed up somewhere. All right. Thank you, everyone. Thank you, Caleb. I don't think there's any more shows today. Unless they get a wild hair at my ass. What's this? So if your mom can watch the boys, do you want to do 11? No, I'm taking it. I am taking them fishing My wife keeps asking me to go to Pilates so One final story I'm gonna tell you straight So my wife's like hey go to Pilates go to Pilates go to Pilates and then you should go you should go

She's been asking like for three years, but just gently and then all of a sudden like her it was our anniversary I don't even know I didn't I don't I couldn't tell you our anniversary date it must have been like a couple weeks ago she's like hey for our anniversary I want to go to Pilates with you mm-hmm and with every bit of my enlightened mind I did not respond with fuck no I saw the thought I meditated on it I let it pass I just said bye bye bye bye bye and I let the next thought come in and it was like sure anything you want babe so she signed me up she called my mom had my mom watch the kids I went I had a great time It was great it's fine, okay, I loved it. Yeah. I told her I would hate

I would love to build a room like this in my house that gets hot like this. This thing is dope Now she's been asking me every day and so I haven't told her this But I asked someone, I'm like, Hey, I can't remember how it came up. I can't remember who it was, but basically they told me something that's like fucking my head up. They basically said, Hey, your wife thinks it's like sexy when you go to Pilates with her.

Okay. with her. Okay. And if my wife fucking told me like so and so so yesterday she's like so every day this week there's other conversation goes hey you want to go to Plotty's with me today you want to go with me to class today 11am you want to take the 9am class with me I'm like no thank you no thank you and then a few times I'm like hey why do you want me to go she's like well you liked it. Like okay but that's not times I'm like, Hey, why do you want me to go? She's like, well, you liked it. I'm like, okay. But that's not what I'm, I'm asking her. Yeah. Why do you want me to go? Right. And like, I want her to respond with, Hey, I'll blow you on the way home in the car or something.

Yeah. I'll make you a sandwich. I'm gonna get back. Fine. Yeah. Better. Thank you, Caleb. Better. But I just want to like because because this person got in my head they're like, hey, she likes you more because you went to Pilates with her and I can't fucking believe that It's not like I sit around on the couch all day and just fucking clip my toenails and pick my nose and eat fucking back at Frito-Lay Right I'm doing shit and pick my nose and eat fucking back, it's pretty delay. Right. I'm doing shit. Yeah, you work out.

You play with your kids. Yeah, I'm playing with my kids. I'm fucking like, I just go from kid activity to kid activity. What specifically about Pilates is it? I don't know. Yeah, that's what doesn't make sense. When Sevan says he's leaving,

that's more like a 30 minute warning. Oh shit, she told her friend to tell you that so you'd go again. Oh my god the plot thickens She wants you to spend quality time with her doing something she likes Yeah, we watch Dexter Yeah, I can see that. We watch Dexter. That's a you thing. Every fifth night I'll actually sit by her on the couch. I'll leave my king chair and actually go sit up on the couch with her.

I have a calendar, sat with wife. Check. Yeah. You're showing interest. That's what she likes. I mean, I liked it. I loved it. Yeah, that's cool.

And I love watching my wife workout. Maybe you put that on your calendar once a month. Oh, wow. Therapy with Caleb. Wow. That's actually a fucking, that's a great idea, Caleb. So just go once a month. Once a month.

And I won't even tell her. No, you don't have to. I won't tell her. Because you know what she'll do? She'll be like, oh, did you, yeah, she'll be like, she'll be very subtle. She'll be like, like I've never heard my wife say what month it is, but she'll be like, it's October.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Oh look, it's November. Mmm. Oh look. This behavior led to a divorce from me, just saying. Whoa, dude! You just gotta work on your communication skills, damn. the

the the you to come with me. So I asked her, I'm like, and I said to her, I'm like, so do you want me to come with you? She's like, no, I just like you like it. I mean, it's not initially, it's not like I don't want you to come with me. Right. I know. But you keep asking me like, what's up? What's up? What you need? You think I look good in wearing my old man long johns in there with a sweat shirt when everyone else is buck naked? You like that? You like that you like that freaking sweat dripping off my face well I'm in a strenuous position dude I wore I wore long johns these long johns with the fucking flap in the front yeah wow wow with the flap fucking crazy but I pulled shorts over okay then I wore a long sleeve I wore my I wore CEO shirt and then I wore my long sleeve coffee pods and wads or my brute shirt or something like that. Got to let them know what's up. The best part about it is- I'm a cross fitter. I do cross fit. I lift weights.

The best part about it was- I'm the best part about it was... What was it? What was the best part about it? When it was over. Yeah. Yeah, I don't get it. I think once a year is enough. Read the five love languages. Yeah. There's that. I mean, she just said, she just said, she just said, if your mom can watch the boys, do you want to do an 11am class with me? I wrote back, I'm taking the boys fishing. Like, I'm taking the boys fishing That's the first time I'm taking the boys to somebody else to go fishing That's the most masculine thing I've ever said to her in fucking 50 years

Just to actually the fact that you got asked to go to Pilates. Yeah, that should turn her on. How about that? Doesn't that work? I'm going fishing with the boys Yeah, that should turn her on. How about that? Doesn't that work? I'm going fishing with the boys Oh shit That's funny women love men not giving a shit about them. The more you care the less they do One minute you're bathing them the next you're watching her get railed by a dude. You used to be uh, you used to be introduced to it yoga Oh my god Oh my goodness introduced to it yoga oh my god it's a dance sometimes just gotta play the game uh and i haven't heard from the guy who's gonna take us fishing yet. Oh, fuck.

Now you gotta go to Walmart and get all the gear and take him fishing yourself. I think this guy gave my kids fishing poles for their birthdays. I have to go find them and dig them out. Are they the ones that you just press the button and throw it? I hope so. I don't know I don't know you know, but I took him to big five the other day and there were these little tiny fishing poles Yeah, that's probably what those are and they were like 30 bucks and you know how like at a liquor store

They have cigarette lighters that are like just like a hundred. These were fishing poles like that on the counter You know what? I mean? Yeah fishing poles like that on the counter. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like 20 in a box or 25 like a five by five of fishing poles and each one was like this big but it had the reel and the yarn on it or whatever that string shit is. Yeah. The line. Yeah the line. Yeah fishing line. Thank you. All right. Okay, I have to go tweet. I'm done with this platform. I'm tweeting now. I'm twittering.

So at seven, I'm a toesie and that's the Twitter. If anybody's curious, I'm not worried about any of the dudes in my wife's Pilates class. No, no. And if she fucks any of the dudes in my wife's Pilates class. No, no. And if she fucks any of the chicks, it's fine. Obviously. Thank you. All right. Love you guys. Thanks for hanging out this morning. Uh, congratulations on your, uh, retarded retirement, Katrin. John Woolley. Hope you had a blessed Sunday or whatever the fuck day it is, wherever you're at.

Storm, always good to see you dude. Talk to you guys later. Bye bye.