The Sevan Podcast - The Morning Show | Saturday | Live Call In #1042

Episode Date: October 22, 2023

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This is like that Harley Davidson shirt that Travis made. Yeah, I like that shirt. You like that shirt? I do. No. Yeah, yeah. I like the front. I don't like stealing logos from other people.

Okay. I like this. Coors Light or the Coca-Cola one. Okay. Like Coors Light or the Coca-Cola one or the – it's something I would like when I was in the second grade. Like I remember going into the poster store. I hope David Weed's not in the comments. He's going to fucking fuck me up for this one.

Did he call the cops? Yeah, and worse, worse. I used to go into the poster store when I was a kid. Probably most of you are too young. Hi, Caleb, to remember the cops yeah and worse worse i used to i used to go into the poster store when i was a kid probably most of you are too young hi caleb to remember the poster store but every mall had a poster store poster stores used to be huge yeah yeah and they had in the poster store my two favorite posters i would always go in there and look at them would be there was a cat and was hanging off a branch and below it said oh shit but with one hand and then another one was a guy in a pair of tight jeans and you could see the outline of his dick and even though i was only i don't know eight those were my two favorite ones was that the point

of the poster was that like subliminal messaging of that i don't know i you know it's fucking how great yeah that one yes i had that one i didn't have the I, you know, it's fucking how great. Yeah. That one. Yes. I had that one. I didn't have the one with, yeah, I had the Farrah Fawcett one too. Probably. I didn't. Um,

yeah, I had that one. I own that one. I had that one mounted. Like good, good, fine. Caleb,

you don't, you're not fucking around. Just pop in and just, oh, shit knows you don't miss, but, uh, um, oh, uh, yeah, Danny,y actually sorry uh breaking danny um i'm so

far behind the last few months can anyone tell me if it's confirmed if mal or hayley plan to compete this year i actually was on a uh group text yesterday with mal and hayley and yeah they're both competing they're so sweet it was awesome we had a great awesome uh what are you guys laughing at yeah what's that what the fuck's that look about kayla it's a dope group text i know i'm delivering some hard-hitting news dude and you're like you're like shmurking at me i don't like anything is possible i believe it okay so anyway yes they are um yeah so beta it's not beta. What part's beta? Liking the kitty poster? I had mine mounted.

Like I paid the extra money to have it mounted on board. You know? Good choice. Yeah. But I was so stupid, I thought, in hindsight, I thought the dude with the tight pants, you could see the outline of his cock, his cackert. I thought that was for girls. But now that I'm 51, I'm like, you know what? Maybe.

Just maybe. That was for. That was for dudes. Teenage boys, in fact. Just maybe. Oh, man. That's so good. As the largest contributor in the history of CrossFit to the CrossFit Journal in the media space. Not the best. Just the largest. Just volume and the media space. Not the best. Just the largest. Just volume. Just the biggest.

Just the biggest. My wife would come on a lot of trips with me. I traveled the I traveled the world with her making when I would make content. So like the first time we went out and visited Froney, we drove out to his house

from California to Cookville. Who drove? Hi Seema. Good morning. If like the first time we went out and visited Froney, we drove out to his house from California to Cookville. Who drove? Hi, Seema. Good morning. If we're not, we should be. Nice hair. Seema, I read something crazy yesterday. Probably going to fire you up.

Yeah, I drove. I got some great pictures of bugs as I went across the country. I read that the Palestinian people are a creation of the kgb have you seen that what caleb buys it dude you're gonna have to elaborate the smartest man currently Living in the United States Wrote an article about it America's I knew that was going to get her fired up

Here we go Hey Do you believe that there's Mexicans Like when people are like this used to be Mexico Do you believe that Because I mean that's just obviously just bullshit Saying there's Mexicans like when people are like this used to be Mexico. Do you believe that? Because I mean, that's just obviously just bullshit. There's no I mean, saying there's Mexicans is like. Here's the truth about Mexicans.

Referring to anyone as Mexican makes you a fucking colonizer, makes you the oppressor. You know that, right? Everyone knows that, right? 300 years ago, they're Native Americans. Now we all agree that they're Mexicans because they were raped and turned into another people. You know that there was all just from sex it was people from europe had sex with the natives here and we call them mexicans you don't think does anyone really believe that's cool that's cool to call them that i mean i do because i don't give a fuck but i mean all you social justice

warriors anyone who believes like you really think it's okay to use the word mexican there's no way no that's okay it's definitely that's got to be full colonizer that's like calling yeah that's full colonizer mode i believe in mayan people yeah there we go there you go hey girl same with american i don't say American for that same reason. Pull colonizer mode. I saw SEMA and Heidi in the front row. That was a good moment for me at the CrossFit Games. Oh, okay.

They probably don't know how nice it was for me to see them. It made me feel safe. Like I had my people my people was there having my back you got your back yeah yeah ryan douglas you'll do nothing is the great inbred irishman said conor mcgregor how excited are you for the ufc today Irishman said, Connor McGregor, how excited are you for the UFC today? I don't even know anything about it.

Good, great. Two biggest fights of the year, people. Two biggest fights of the year. Very excited. Is Jon Jones fighting? Yes. No. Kamado Usman,

the Nigerian Nightmare, versus Hamzat Chemaev, the Muslim, undefeated. God, I like Hamzat so much. He's so great. I like his snake body, his weird fucking. And then Islam Makachev. They said he was the greatest ever. He's the only guy in the history of the UFC that I saw. He had Alexander Volkanovski in a rear naked choke,

the deepest rear naked choke I've ever seen, and Alexander Volkanovski was beating him up. Just imagine that. Someone has you in a rear naked choke, but you're kicking the shit out of them. Yeah, I can't believe he lost that fight. Boom! Boom! Hey, I've... There's sometimes like you're listening to the commentators

and there's a guy on the bottom and from the bottom he's beating the shit out of the guy on the top and the commentators are like talking like the guy on the top is winning and you're like, what are you looking at? But even the commentators this time, those ding-dongs, they're like, holy shit After Volkanovski punched him in the face

20 times, they're like, well it looks like Volkanovski's winning What do you mean it looks like he's winning? He's beating the shit out of the dude Quit being so dogmatic He was so relaxed down there too Yeah, it was nuts It was cool Heads up, UFC early early yeah right after this show straight

to tennis it actually starts in um the prelim starts in 21 minutes damn wow that is early holy shit do not advertise that shit here uh jr you can fight companion 11 a.m there'll be someone in the comments will be like well that wasn't cool was he serious Jerry fight companion 11 a.m. There'll be someone in the comments will be like well that wasn't cool was he serious yeah, that's why I pulled it up at the same time jackass Wad zombie Maker of the Colton Mertens trading card collectors item. I'll sell you mine for $100. Just DM me.

He says that the Hiller video was great. About Tyson? Yeah. It was beyond great. I got that notification yesterday, and I just got warm and fuzzy inside. I was really excited. About what notification? From the ESPN notification that said that Justin Fields was out and that Tyson was replacing him as a starter on Sunday.

Yeah, pumped. What time is the game Sunday? It's probably an evening game. Let me see. Sunday night games are usually late. Oh, 12. 12 Central Standard Time. So 10 o'clock your time.

It's actually a morning game for you guys. Dave was making it a point to tell me that the Miami games at night because that's the good teams play at night and the shitty teams play during the day. Okay, he might be right. I never knew that. I'm looking at our chat and I was just looking at

a sporty Beth comment. I'm getting sucked into that. It seems to be popping off right now. Wow. Yes. I love when we just wake up and pedro's like five hours deep into a day hey dude and just like i want to tell you something you know how you know how some people like will give money to like charities and shit like to the red cross and shit when i stay up late enough that pedro comes on in the morning i feel like i've done my good deed for the day so that he has someone to talk to because you know he's in europe

oh my goodness wow hi allison what's up girl it's been a good to see you yeah it's been a minute. Good to see you. Yeah, it's been a minute. Yeah. Yeah. She's in, uh, she got a house on the beach in Costa Rica. Oh, shit. They're always moving, right? My wife's in crazy contact with her. This fucking, Allison's going to fucking convince my wife for us to move to Costa Rica.

Stop texting my wife. Fly a Shadakan in Costa Rica. Oh, they got a dope place there, dude like fucking fiber optic and they got a dope place with like fiber optic and uh hey did something happen your house it's like really bad beyond the the heating is there another issue no not okay not yet oh okay not yet like your well water has arsenic in it Mr. Olsen Good morning gents Here's some money to have Sevan Greet me and

Have Sevan greet me Create me a Tyson documentary So awesome to see him get On the field amazing story Yeah You know what's crazy too is His dad was like called me travis called me he goes you're so stupid i said why he said if you come sunday to the game and bring your kids i'll get you out onto the field before the game and they can play they can throw a ball around

with tyson a little dude of course i'm not doing that i'm going to the mark bell podcast with Of course I'm not doing that I'm going to the Mark Bell podcast with Greg I know where my bread is buttered It ain't on that field I did try to drag Greg I'm like hey let's go to Chicago instead He's like nah we gotta do Mark Bell Raw milk

Yeah girl So Early on so so early on uh so so my wife would just start making videos too and i'm trying to work uh on getting a uh synology drive it's a bit i'm going to try to get like a 200 terabyte synology drive so that all my computers can pull from one hard drive in my house and while i was doing that i was consolidating some stuff ahead of time and i found this and this was a video my wife made in 2012 dude i thought that was suza for a second suza oh shit the hair suza look that way look that or look that look that way no other way and put your head down a little bit no yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah could you do it the other way could you do it the other way yeah you have any black douche glasses you have black douche glasses no shit No shit. It's a reading life for a book. Dude, you know what's crazy? I remember those glasses he had. Those spy glasses? They were just part and parcel. It was like him and every seal and their mom wore them.

Yeah, standard issued. Yeah. It was like... Standard issued. standard issue yeah it was like standard after the games every year that i would do the behind the scenes dave would be on the floor and i would film him on the floor this was the first year i didn't do that for the behind the scenes. I don't even know where he was after the games. I don't know.

I don't know why I didn't do that. I don't know. I get a lot of it in and out. Yeah, man. Oh, you know why? Because I wasn't allowed out on the field this year. Usually I was just could do whatever the fuck I wanted. And I wasn't allowed out on the field.

So I didn't go out there and interview him. I should have just gone out there. I had a weird time. You know what I mean? It's right after the games. Just a lot of things going through my mind. We just finished an hour ago. It's, uh, I don't know.

I don't even know what I'm thinking about. I don't even know what I'm being asked. Kind of crazy. Mm-hmm. Look at this. It's weird because I just said weird Haley Parlin Just fucking making games content Hey this was the

This is the 2012 Feast of Goffey What was this chick's name? No Good guess though This chick was cool Someone will know. Her body was nuts. She was tall. Tall Muslim woman.

See, ma? What's the question? Look at me. Look at me. I even have some douche glasses on. Nice. What's the most important quality in other people for you? Fucking stupid question my wife asked. Like, who gives a shit? I want to know your answer, though.

How about how big's your dong? Quality in other people for you. That's too epic of a question before noon, I think. The hair. Another person. Being present and accepting. Yeah, yeah. Being present and accepting Yeah yeah Being present and accepting

Any quality you have honey Yeah yeah Your bra size When you don't take yourself too seriously Like if someone walks in the room naked don't judge them Yeah yeah yeah If someone walks in the room naked don't judge them Oh yeah

Yeah yeah Azadeh matt ozade of course allison loves that question azade azade she was great where uh She was great. Where, where, uh,

how's that day? Prairie. He's got to move forward. Honesty. Honesty. I really like, God, I remember filming all this.

Look at me. Just the best seat in the house. Look at me. Just all up in rich Froning shit. Down or when you're out, you know, see how you're going to come back from something. I rebound from something. And it,

yeah, look at Froning's like how you rebound From something That's his favorite quality In other people Mayhem No pussies here Tyler how are you going to rebound

Look at her That was the girl in the middle What's her name I think she won spirit of the Games Award that year. She definitely did not deserve it. She didn't deserve it? No, fuck no. Wait, wasn't that the year that she swam in the open water?

No, she like... Yeah, Dave walked out there. Dave was completely unprofessional and walked out there and helped her get comfortable with the ocean. He interfered with the competition. Wow. Yeah, he was out there being a nice guy clearly not thinking about her safety she was not yeah she was not a she was i didn't think she was very nice

but i was that day was nice you know maybe a little more but but also maybe it wasn't that deborah wasn't nice maybe she was just crazy nervous, but she did not not have a good vibe Oh Camille LeBlanc LeBlanc Bazinet Yeah, this was the first guy that was kind of accusing everyone of doing steroids He's like your own roids your own roids your doing steroids He's like you're on roids. You're on roids. You're on roids. You're on roids. You're on roids You're on he's like the andrew hiller of 2012 Daniel taminski. Yeah. Yes, aka boom sauce That's right. That's right. Yeah, I think he was like a rudy nielsen outlaw way guy early on too Yeah, no, that wasn't akun wally

No, no, not akunwale. No. No, not Akinwale. Good guess, though. Racist. Racist. Hello, another Rudy. Neil's an outlaw way guy. Girl. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Remember when they get in some sort of fight and he got let out of the gym in cuffs or something? Maybe. I think he was putting it to her, though. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Might have happened. Respect. For this, you know, he always puts in 100%

on every single thing he does. Stupidest event in the history of the CrossFit Games. Gabe Subri on the left. As Caleb said, I wouldn't ever remember his name. Daniel Tominski. It's like, it was so easy to cheat in this that you couldn't really blame the people for cheating. It was like, hit it and then push it with the hammer.

And yet, athletes were being judged for doing that. It's like, dude. And yet it came back in 2018. Yeah, it's like judging someone. Everything, you know, in the games, the burpee is just about range of motion. Get your chest to the ground any way possible and then get off the ground.

And that's the way this, everything should be judged so simply like that. People like that, like, truly inspires me. To put the other before you. Oh, to put other people before you. You think she gives head first before the buff dude goes down on her? She did in 2012, not so much in 2020. Is that what you mean by give?

Because I feel like if everyone would do that, their world would be pretty much amazing. That's a good point the ability to listen the ability to actually oh conjecture relationship i took that look at that look at me down there Look at Maliolo Hendren Casper Bauer Penchick I think that's Dan Bailey Blown the snot rocket Graham Holmberg Chad McKay Matt Chan And then there he is in the back

Damn the boy Yeah The boy Had those same nano twos The Tin Man Hey known as the boy had those same nano twos the tin man hey those are the kind of things um we need to collect next time you're someone's around jr get a recording of that on their phone and we need to have that in our soundboard oh yeah the same way oh wait does mine not play yeah like that his Travis page it yeah

Look at those fucking special effects my wife was using on video. Did you see that it's been there that's been transition. Yeah, oh my god, Russell burger, you're afraid of anything you're Sorry, the workouts already be you You're afraid of anything. Sorry, the workout's already beat you. Dude, he was an amazing crossfitter. Three foot six inches tall. I think he was better than Spiel to be honest.

Look at Gary Roberts, how skinny he is in the back left. Oh, yeah. Wow. Dang. He's not changed. Old Gare Bear. Look at It's not changed. Old gear bear. Look at that piece of ass. Oh my goodness.

Look at him. Neil Maddox. Didn't he clear the ladder that year? He cleared the ladder that year. I can kind of sit back and say, all right, I'm going to give it my all. I'm going to try to win the workout. But if I don't, at the end of the day,

that's not my identity. Oh, please. Enough of that nonsense. You got a lot of that one, huh? Azade. Azade. Azade, yeah Yeah Uh Uh The champ Yeah The champ

Anyway Look at that Valerie Vobro Mm Lily Parlin Look at Julie Julie Julie something

Foucher Annie Thor's daughter Foucher I wish I could remember that Alicia Keys what's that chick's name on the left there Alicia Alicia Keys Oh that girl on the bottom

Left is a Masters athlete now She's still in the game I saw her at the games this year That chick's hotter now than she was back then What's her name She owns an affiliate up north Anyone bottom left I got nothing Sitting down back then. What's her name? She owns an affiliate up north. Anyone? Bottom left? I got nothing. Sitting down?

Yeah, I think with the white glasses he's talking about. Yeah. Shoot. I don't know. No idea. That's crazy that she's in it that long though. 11 years. I went up and filmed her. She lives like in Eugene or something. Hmm.

Oh, what? This chick changed her last name uh this chick was cool cool shit um i think she may have went woke though it's not lindsey valenzuela is it no kind of looks like that was the thing Tank Reeves so is Monica Lewinsky hotter now than when with Billy Boy that's true yeah Eugene Oregon anyway I just thought it was interesting I came across that

just as I was moving some footage around I come across shit like that all the time but that one I was like oh that's interesting yeah that's. I remember when someone's like, and so-and-so is the very first female in the media department. I was like, yo, bitch, what the fuck are you talking about? Lauren Glassman was the first and Haley was the second.

Dumb sons of bitches. That was like something that came out of HQ. Woke Q. HQ plus. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it firsthand, but it looks like CrossFit finally mentioned

Tyson on the worst social media platform out there. Someone, have you heard of this one called Threads? It's like Instagram, Twitter. They also posted it on their Vero account and their Snapchat, I believe. Facebook. Oh, is this Facebook? Yeah.

CrossFit, this is 12 hours ago, so this was posted at 7 p.m. Perfect. Friday night, 7 p.m. post. Chicago Bears just named Tysonyson bajan the starting quarterback for this sunday's game against raiders bajan is not only a record-breaking ncaa quarterback record-breaking dude how is there not a more important stat than more passes thrown

the only one i could possibly think of is more most touchdowns The only one I could possibly think of Is most touchdowns And he has them combined Yeah and he might have both How do you not just mention that Bajan is not only record breaking NCAA quarterback Also a CrossFit athlete And his dad is a former announcer

His dad is also a former affiliate owner Ding dongs Well that's good at least they got something Former affiliate owner. Ding-dongs. Well, that's good. At least they got something. Look at 434 people saw that. This is on Facebook. Man.

By the way, anyone who sends me anything on Facebook, I do not go on Facebook. Ever. Like, I do not click those links. I don't have a Facebook account. Nothing. I didn't do social media until Instagram came around i didn't do facebook or myspace or really you didn't have a myspace i didn't do any of those a song that played you know like you go through state did you ever go through a stage in your life where you just never watch tv that has been the last like 12 years yeah that was kind of i

was in this phase where like i just never i didn't even own a TV, nothing. It was just like, I don't know what I was doing. Oh, they pinned it on their Twitter account, though, so that's cool. Adam Blakeslee, how long is Don Honeymoon, where it's no longer CrossFit Media and Competence but his? Does he get another game season to rectify? Why a game season? I don't know, but he's going to get a huge boost when the behind the scenes comes back everyone's gonna be like dude that was brilliant having seven on there

you guys are gonna shit yourself it's so fucking good it's unbelievable so pumped there's no one over there that knows how to work that's the problem uh i think i'm gonna have to fix the yeah it's called in a month so i don't think the phone works hello okay hold on one second don't hang up don't hang up we're having a let me um disconnect the bluetooth hold on hold on hang tight and then i'll oh yeah adam said just to have a random timeline no reason actually I think that's probably didn't he start at the games like announcements that technically yeah

that'll be two years at the games next year yeah I'm trying to hook this up now hold on thank you thank you for your patience any timeline on the behind the scenes yes soon yeah I actually think it'll be done in like

four days and then then it'll be like a polish and then approval has to be approved but i'll tell you what so one of the editors sent me something yesterday i was like there's no way this can be in there right i said it absolutely can be in there if that makes it yeah i mean i'll still let dave see it and let him like, you know, um, and don't anyone say anything stupid. Oh,

Dave gets final edit. Yeah. He gets final fucking edit. And I'm okay with that. You would not believe the access he gave me. Like when he's in the huddle, when him and Don's noses are an inch apart from each other, they let me stick the camera in there.

They get, they, they get final edit. Call her. Hi. Hey, what's up guys thanks for having me on my name is george hey george hi george so george santos are you the uh senator

congressman that's like the gay republican congressman no no no i'm not okay that guy anyways um so yeah i've been i've been crossfitting for a while. I actually have a son and a daughter in sports. And I've been wrestling with this whole, like, I know recently CrossFit posted something about, you know, it affects all areas of athletic sports and performance. And I guess we can just label anything CrossFit, right, if it has anything to do with the methodology. you can just label anything CrossFit, right? If it has anything to do with the methodology. So my thought process is I've been having my son do CrossFit,

my daughter do CrossFit just for general performance to get better, but it really hasn't translated that well to his specific sport. Right now he's doing flight football. He'll do basketball. We're going to do tackle football next year. He's nine. So we've been doing a lot more plyometric stuff and you know they in quotes like sports specific movements um for his sport and i've actually seen that pay off a lot more so is there a point where we can separate the two

or are we and i'm all about crossing methodology or are we calling everything crossfit and saying okay if it's plyometric if it's sport specific if it's so like my reasoning is okay across it you're essentially trying to build aerobic capacity being able to work with heavy loads for uh you know period a long period of time um but that doesn't necessarily translate too well where you have these sports where the plays are about three to five seconds and you have to be explosive, et cetera. You don't want to be efficient, right? Explosiveness is not necessarily efficient. You generally want to be inefficient. What are your thoughts on that? Do you want me to take it? Yeah. So basically you just, all you're doing is just adapting the

programming a little bit more to the needs of the sport. So if I was doing something where you knew it was going to be high intensity for a short period of time, and then a period of time of rest, I would just program that way. So 30 seconds, all out effort, minute rest, 30 seconds, all out effort, minute rest. Um, I feel like with the type of workouts you're doing, it's like there's also not been enough time. So, like, translate over to the sport. Like, what do you mean? Are they the fastest kid out there? Careful, Susan's setting you up.

I know this. Look what Susan's doing. Careful. He's getting ready to fuck you up. Be careful how you answer this. I'm warning you. It's all right. He got you on the stand. I saw him, like, put a pencil behind his ear and shit. He's getting ready to fuck you up. Be careful how you answer. I'm warning you. It's all right. He got you on the stand.

I saw him put a pencil behind his ear and shit. He's going hard. You can look at some videos. Family Fit 6. I can post them on there. Yeah, he's not the fastest. He definitely outlasts everyone there in the field. So if it was a test of fitness for that like who's not as tired

who's not putting their hands underneath at the end of the game he's definitely okay winning but he's he's not as far as yeah he's not he's young okay how's the range of motion how's his squat how's his ability to lift up overhead oh beautiful beautiful my God. His squat is beautiful. Yeah. Oh man. Look at that. He's up. Oh, look at dad. Look at that one. Back squat to curls. That's the most boss had moved ever. Yeah. I would say, I would say it's already happening. And like, if you look at a nine-year-old,

the timeline for that development is very long shot out to the horizon. So I would say the more GPP you do and the less sports-specific stuff you do, the better off in the long run the kids' sports will be. And that's the biggest piece. He pulled the flag off of two black kids.

What do you mean CrossFit's not working? No one's ever done that in one game. That's like some fucking record-setting shit. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah, well, this is after maybe like nine months of ladder speed drills. And again, he's stronger

than most kids because we've been doing squats and power cleans and all that cool stuff. He actually got his first legless rope climb yesterday. Look at that. That kid shoved him pretty hard. And instead of letting his ego get involved and, uh,

and like getting pissed, he kept his eye on the prize and got the flag. That kid fucking punked him, but he still got his flag. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,

incredibly proud, obviously. Um, and so I'm, I'm talking about this cause I saw the Tyson video with Hitler. Yeah. And for sure, CrossFit should have I saw the Tyson video with Hitler. Yeah. And for sure, CrossFit should have publicized that.

That's definitely. Not only publicized it, the whole CrossFit should rally the whole community around Tyson. That's how this community should be leveraged. We should all turn into bear fans every Sunday and love one of our own. We should be. I'm watching the bear game.

Yeah, me too. I don't even watch football. And I bought NFL Fight Pass, 490 bucks or some shit. Exactly. And that's exactly how the money should cycle, if we put our name out there. But yeah, I mean, Simon's kind of, his name is Simon, my son.

He's the same way. If he wasn't playing football, he'd be cross-stating. Yeah, he's nine. Hey, dude, my kid's nine, and my kid is amazing. You should be so proud. This kid looks like he's twice the kid my kid is. This is nuts. No, I've seen your kids, man.

Your kid's moves. Look how coordinated he is. Your kid's moves well. What a little stud. Yeah, dude, don't change anything. Yeah. Don't try to go sports specific, even if you see a little bit like do all the speed ladder stuff. Keep that in the warm ups, but keep it as general and keep that and keep it as broad as possible.

Because what you're going to develop over a longer period of time with a nine year old is just a super solid foundation that he can apply to anything else. So don't look for the immediate result. This is something we tell the parents in our youth kids. Um, last two, we're like, we're not, we're not making them better baseball players,

a better football players, but just make them better humans. And that'll translate onto the field. And are there any Mexican running backs? Do you run? Do Mexicans go to the NFL? Do they got Mexicans in the NFL? Do they?

Kickers, kickers. They're usually kickers. Oh, awesome. He was offended.ers. Oh, we lost him. He was offended. He got offended. I hope not. Whatever he's doing is working.

I mean... He didn't want to be called Mexican. He's like a Mayan motherfucker and he hung up. Did you hear that? He heard your colonization thing earlier and he was like, I'm not playing that game. Dude, this kid is a freak already. And he got the fucked up haircut already too. They're making him comfortable with a mullet.

Stop. Hey, do you love this boy? He keeps hanging on. Why would you give your kid that haircut just so other kids pick on him and make him tough? Hey, hey. Hey, am I on? Can you hear me?

Yeah, what's up with your kid's haircut? You do that so other kids pick on him and toughen him up a little bit? No, that's his choice. He's actually homeschooled. Oh, yeah. That's probably why he doesn't get beat up as much as I used to when I was in public school. That's why my kids still wear Argyle. Someone's like the other day, they're like, how do you get your kids to still wear that shit?

I'm like, dude, they don't know. They have no social pressure. No, he's pretty fly, man. Nobody makes fun of him at home. We think he's the coolest. Oh, he is cool, dude. He's a freak, dude. His running game is crazy.

Yeah. Thanks, man. Matthew. Hey, I just want to say this real quick. I disagree with Sousa, but I'm totally okay with being wrong. I do so much. Sousa's probably right, but I do so much specific stuff to what i think is important for jiu-jitsu like i want his hands to be strong and i want his core to be strong

so i make them do shit loads of negative muscle ups like ton in in the l-sit as slow as they can and grind through the center i have them do tons of hanging tons and tons to make their hands strong all the different grips. I do stuff that I think is like really important in time domains, short time domains, sprinting. But I will say this. It seems like all the best athletes in the world have a massive engine. Like the Navy has triathlons.

Manny Pacquiao does crazy running. I know those are both fighters. But it just seems like long distance shit. I bet you Sousa's right, but I do tons of sports stuff for my kids. I was going to relate to Sousa. Thank you. The past six months,

we've been doing this whole sports specific thing and I've been missing because we used to work out together all the time. Obviously, you do less weight and stuff, but we go out there and these past couple weeks, we've been working because we used to work out together all the time. You know, obviously you do less weight and stuff. But we go out there and, you know, these past couple weeks, we've been working out again. And it's fun. It's not just, you know, pounding each other to the ground. It's fun.

After the workout, we just chat and talk. And it's not even about the workout. It's just about his day and, you know, what things he's like and what are some things that he's confused about and stuff like that. So, yeah, thank you, Susan, for that, that encouragement. I would say thanks for sharing the content with your boy. That's a, that's a cool Instagram account.

Matter of fact, I'll follow. And I would go to, I would go like two sports specific days with the ladders and the stuff that you were doing. And then the, if he's working out five days a week, then the three days just straight up general,

general CrossFit, because that over the long period of time, that's going to pay off huge for him. Are you Catholic? Love that guys. No, I i'm christian oh no you have four kids no contraception no um not for those four yeah yeah clearly hey was that how what's the age range of those so 12 9 6 and 3 and we actually have two foster kids six uh yeah we're six kids total or the two of them are foster kids six kids total four hours so so three to twelve so basically for the last 12 years you haven't used contraception you've just been letting them fly

and just let let god decide whether your wife gets pregnant or not? No, we'll wait. We'll wait every two and a half before we have the next one. But I think we're done unless my wife wants another. Does she use one of those religious systems? Does she know her cycle or do you guys use contraception? Both. So she's pretty well versed in her cycle. And then just to be extra careful we'll we'll use conscious up does she ever tell you not to let one fly but you do anyway

oh my gosh i'll let you go after that last question yes or no that's how i got the twins i was told not to let one fly and i did true story no my wife never tells me not to let one fly. All right. We always have an understanding that if we have another, we're blessed. Oh, God. That's great. DM my wife, please. I'll see you guys.

Thank you so much for taking the time. Okay. Bye. Dude, he's awesome. That's cool. Steven Flores, $5. Been coaching cheer for 10 years. Seems totally inappropriate.

Totally inappropriate. I totally do not approve of that. Caller high. Savvy. What's up, dude? I'm calling. You think dudes should be coaching cheer? Straight dudes.

You think straight guys should be coaching cheer? No. Yeah, me neither. Okay, cool. Okay, go on. You can keep talking then. Seve, it's Plummer. I'm calling to unfuck you.

Oh, thank you. Steven, I'll be back to your ass in a second. Hold on, Mr. Flores. Go ahead. Unfuck me, Plummer. All right. You're telling me that you talk you didn't create the palestinians no no no no stop it stop it we're keeping it on the last topic okay you know how you were saying you do more sports specific stuff oh yes right and you don't you don't agree with gpp yeah i mean i do agree but not to the extent yeah yeah yeah. So you basically just described the bottom of the pyramid, right?

You were talking about how all elite athletes at anything, regardless, have a really good engine, right? Yeah. Metabolic conditioning. Yeah. The bottom of the pyramid. Yeah. Except for – Then you go up –

Even sumo wrestlers, even relative to their body size, right? Even sumo wrestlers. Then you go up one more ring up the ladder, right? What did you talk about? You emphasize for your kids, right, for jiu-jitsu, right? Core and grip strength. What's that? Gymnastics.

Yeah, gymnastics. Yeah, we do gymnastics. Right? Yeah. And I take gymnastics. You build the base. Yep. Okay.

Like, you're doing CrossFit. But it's just, you've just absorbed it from being around it. And you don't think you're doing it, but you are. know that that's the right i accept it thank you i felt a little fucked up now i do feel a little unfucked there you go how are you doing how old are you will i'm 23 i just want you to remember when you're 51 you knew a guy who did 135 for 10 like it was nothing like he was just pulling it through did you see my comment on that no no but i'll look at the show i said uh i said was that the workout like the entire workout it was a listen it was 40 minutes of warming up to do that but you know what i had i had probably only cleaned 135 five times in the last three years.

I probably did five singles. Oh, wow. You should work up to doing Grace. CJC, going overhead will really be hard for me. Oh, yeah. 30 times. Because I want to do something that will give me street cred. So I was thinking if I did 30 of these unbroken people would be like,

what the fuck? So I'm trying to like, you don't need to do it. I'm broken. You don't need to do it. I'm broken, but just do grace. I just need to like a fuck you.

I don't know if I can do a good grace. Like I'll be, I'll end up doing like a seven and a half minute grace and it won't be good. Do you have a 150 pound sandbag? No, I have a hundred pound D ball and it fucking man it man handles me you got to get to the 150 that's your street cred you just do it with you just do 30 sandbag

cleans for time oh my god that's your workout can you lift 150 pound bag yeah damn i made this workout when we moved into our new gym i called it the standard it's partition however you like 100 ghds 30 sandbag cleans 300 double unders you can go straight through you can do it however you want that's the order no it goes 300 double unders in my crossfit career total that's my 307 it goes double unders yeah 100 ghds straight up City. No, it's not. You got to get the volume up. Bump the volume up on the GHDs. My volume is zero on GHDs right now.

I did ab rollouts yesterday and I think my pee is coke now. What are ab rollouts? Those are hard. Yeah, dude. Especially when you're 70 tall. Yeah. For me, they're easy as shit.et those with ghd's and you'll be in the hospital

all right grab though all right thank you will i have to go back to ass pounding steven flores i appreciate the call all right have fun see you guys bye later will welcome to the seven podcast where everyone gets an ass pounding oh look you got batted dude damn i was hoping that didn't happen uh was i not where do you think i was you think i was letting it go the only two places i could be bad is if i was maybe i was a little bent arm i was protecting my bicep maybe i was letting it down before i stood all the way up but i think i was getting it pretty except for maybe the last one i was getting pretty good yeah did you see anything you didn't like specifically that jumped out? You're like, yeah, that rep.

And I would give you no rep for that. No, I don't. I didn't focus on that. I focused on the muted hip. Oh, what's the muted hip? Describe that. Where is the bar coming? So as you clean the bar from the-

Louder, louder. Your voice went down again. Louder. Why does that keep happening? Is it all right now? No. What happened? Hold on. hold on let me see your i'm gonna look at your mic volume edit mic settings what the what the heck i turned you up there we go let's just do that okay so as you go to catch the barbell here your hips come forward right here so see how your heels already off the ground and you're already forward onto your ball,

your foot. Yeah. You should not be like that. You should, your shoulders should be back further over your, uh, hips here and your feet should be firmly planted on the floor. And that last drive,

you should be pushing through your heel. And how do I do that? What's the cue? Um, going too soon. No, you're, uh,

bringing your hips forward to the bar and then see when you catch it. Oh yeah. I'm doing that to bump the bar to help. Yeah. That's the problem. You don't want to bump the bar. If I don't, I can't do it. Yes, you can.

You just need to travel straight up because then your catch position, your knees are forward. You're leaning back in that pressure. Now, see how your knees are forward, your hips in a straight line. Like you should be, your hips should be back. Like you're sitting into a squat when you receive the barbell that's going to take the pressure off your knees it's going to take the pressure off your back oh maybe that's when my back's all fucked up yeah because you're everything's coming forward from position two at your knees as it was the position one into your hip okay next time you come over will you coach me through that yeah yeah i got

a trick that'll help with that for sure okay awesome and awesome. And it'll feel much better when you receive it, and then the pressure will come off. You can breathe and then come down into your next one, and it'll help extend the amount of reps you can do too. And I'll do 15 that time. Fuck yeah, you will. All right. Okay.

Yep. All right, look at that. Free coaching. CrossFit Livermore. Okay. Stephen Flores, I've been coaching cheer for 10 years. Started doing CrossFit-style workouts for my kids, all body weight movements. I eat wall walks and they hate me. 10 wall walks before dinner.

I did. I thought I had impeccable clean form. That's crazy. Impeccable. I mean, it still looked good. Don't get me wrong. That's just an efficiency thing because like if the weight got heavier there's no way you're doing that because you're thinking about pulling that bar up to you and you need to be thinking about just driving with your legs and meeting the bar down there a little bit more even though it's still gonna be a power you don't need to go to the fourth spot oh christine young too heavy oh maybe it's too heavy for me 135 no no no no i have no hamstrings uh no don't listen to these guys i have pancake booty uh you could even see from that angle right well what's funny crazy too is like all the other posts i've put up people are like i i agree with you i have no hamstrings and pancake booty but most of the time in the comments when i'm wearing my tights people are like oh my god he's got a

dumper oh holy shit look at those hamstrings i have pretty crazy shapely legs pretty shapely legs i'm gonna spend a lot of time on the fucking assault bike a lot and that's stairmaster eventually too dude i need a stairmaster so bad can you pull up rogue and see what rogue's best stairmaster is i really want a stairmaster so fucking bad Rogue's best Stairmaster is? I really want a Stairmaster. So fucking bad. There's only one Stairmaster that exists. Oh, really? On Rogue?

I saw one that's called the Stepper, and it's got a huge screen on it, and I could just see myself watching Hiller Fit videos on it while I run stairs. That's the one. Oh, Jacob's Ladder. God, that's beautiful. Wow jacob's ladder oh god that's beautiful wow 7 500 bucks you think rogues ever sold any of those after uh fraser talked about him for sure it has a three star can i read the let me see the review one review fucking sucks i bought this a while ago and received it recently it took slightly longer than six weeks to ship So what? Quit being a bitch The shipping agent did contact me to schedule a delivery

Delivery was made with it wrapped And on a pallet Make sure you take the height into consideration prior to ordering It barely fit in my garage due to the height And will not fit through the front door With the pallet At least two people will be needed for safe handling Once it's in place it's easy and convenient to use,

but it's on the noisy side. If you click the stop button, it resets the stair climber overall. What the fuck? Let me see some of those pictures. How is that a three-star? Yeah, I didn't really... You're a douche nozzle. Let's see.

It would suck if you got that and when you're at the top stair, your head hit the ceiling. I'm only 5'5". I can't imagine that being my problem. Like you have to duck at the top. God, that's nice. Well, I found one for $2,600. Free shipping.

One to three days out. Five-year warranty i think that thing would be great i think me and my kids that would be so great for my kids uh oh not shape strength you're unloading your hamstring and hips coming to bar too soon, like Sousa said. Could be a strength thing, but I think it's more of a technique thing. Wouldn't hurt to have stronger hamstrings. Rambler, $2,600. That's one Sony 4.

Is it a Sony 4? It's a GMWD Stairmaster TZLTG. You probably get what you pay for. Usually. You think so? I feel like I see Stairmasters everywhere, and they're just used all the time. Good point.

This one has like a death drop from the first step, though. I think I just need more CJC 1295 I think all you guys are wrong about my experience another bottle another dear Bill and Katie I'll take one Stairmaster and dear CA Peptides

if you guys buy for every 10 bottles it's like weed listen for every 10 bottles you get i get to take one bottle remember that one used to sell weed for every 10 bags i sell i get to smoke one for every 10 bottles of cjc 1295 you buy so a friend of mine who's a professional skateboarder I don't know if I should tell this story professional skateboarder I don't know he dabbled in

I directed him to California Peptides he can't even believe how good he feels from cjc 1295 oh he can't even fucking believe it you guys haven't you guys haven't tried it have you neither of you tried it no are people in the military allowed to take peptides what's the rule on that you're not allowed to take steroids right yeah i don't i don't think there's anything about peptides but it's also like a probable cause thing too. Like people have, like you have,

there has to be a reason for them to test you. It's not like it's a, Oh, so I imagine what if your head got as big as Phil tunes head, then they would be concerned. Probably. Did you see his head? Did you see that last night?

Dude, he, he back squats 700 for two. We've got to get him on the show. It looks like a routine back squat. If it wasn't for the seven spotters he had, you would have thought that was a daily. Holy shit.

Will's comment. Are they? I didn't think. I don't know. I mean, if you're going to take them forever maybe they're expensive i just i just tried one bottle and it wasn't in i don't know it lasted 20 days i don't know how long it's supposed to last but i mean i don't i don't know i I thought it was fun doing it. Yeah. Jeremy, so that's interesting. I asked my GI doctor about peptides yesterday. He didn't have a clue what I was talking about. Yeah.

So someone was explaining to me why doctors are completely in the dark about peptides. Of course, it has to do with money. No. peptides of course it has to do with money no let me see if i can find the text that someone sent me about why they're completely in the dark let me see um uh oh here it is um doctors doctors won't talk about peptides because they're not fda approved and they want and they don't want to risk their medical license interesting that's why by the way they won't tell you in california they won't tell you the truth about the 49ers because it's illegal to our uh ortho knew and said keep doing it who was it who was just telling me too that their doctor was a huge proponent

wow listen to this uh steve feister we tested 10 of the company every month in the coast guard or national guard coast guard probably national guard for research purposes only. Says Sarah Cox. 193. I want to show you a little bit of this video here. Oh, Rambo. I got an annual checkup.

They said I was border diabetic and quit eating beef. I talked to the front desk and came back to say bye. He was eating Wendy's burger in front of his laptop. Of course. Did you have any symptoms of being border diabetic? What were the symptoms? Or is it just from your blood work? Okay. Check this video out here.

Check this video out here. This is a mom dropping her son off. It says the mother was having a hard time sending her son off to ride the bus. And check this video out. Tudor, go put that boy on the bus, Tudor. Tudor, he got friends out here, Tudor. Tudor. Yes, it is. Go here, Tudy. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. It's okay. Y'all, he's, oh, Amiga, that's so sweet of you. Come on. Amiga, watch him, okay? Yeah. Okay, Amiga, go watch him. I watch Amiga and my friends.

Okay, y'all watch him. Oh, that is so sweet. We'll watch him. Okay. Go watch him for you. That is so sweet. Y'all is so sweet. That is so sweet. And we'll teach him Spanish. Y'all is so sweet. That is so sweet.

And we'll teach them Spanish. That is awesome. That is sweet. Y'all need to get y'all's neighbors kids like this. Oh, that is so sweet. I want to cry myself. That shirt was fucked up. The mom was wearing like the panda coming out of her fupa. Thank y'all so much.

Different story. Different story. Listen, do you know why those boys are like that? Why? Because they watch their fucking parents be nice. Those boys have good parents who just go out of their way and help people. That boy went over and hugged that lady. Mm-hmm.

To comfort her. That kid learned that from their fucking mom. I see my kids do that shit all the fucking time. All the nice shit I do to people. Every single fucking day. I see my kids marrying. It's crazy. Especially now that Avi's nine.

He'll do that shit lickety split. He's the king dick in his jujitsu class. Even though he's not the best kid. He's the fucking man. Technically. Greets class. Even though he's not the best kid, he's the fucking man. Technically, greets people, says hi. If a kid's crying and he's jerking off with his friends, he'll come over and talk to the kid who's crying. It's okay. Come on. Show me where it hurts.

Just put those kids right there have good fucking parents. Those kids learn that from mirroring their parents. A hundred percent. Those Mexicans were kids right there. They seen their mom or their dad do that to someone, right? Go over and console someone. They,

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definition of humble big butter it's such an ass uh do your boys call the cops on people too? fuck yeah god you guys

you had to write that twice? There's a glitch in the matrix. Friends for life. No, no, they won't be friends for life. Are you fucking kidding me? In another few years, another George Floyd incident will happen and they'll burn each other's houses down. But in the meantime, humble means having or showing a modest or low estimate of one's own importance. I am not humble.

Holy shit. I am not humble at all. I have enormous importance because of the ability to share my humility with the world. My importance is massive so that the rest of the world can mirror my humility. That's good. Thank you. I love how you got that wholesome content in there and still snuck one in.

Oh, God. Hey, I'd rather the world be full of fucking arrogant fucking douchebags like me than humble assholes because i because because when i'm out in the world i have almost no asshole in me i'm the first fucking person if i pull up to a parking spot and Caleb pulled up to it too, I go find another one. I don't give a fuck. I like take it. Hold the door open for you. I don't get upset if you knock my coffee out of my hand.

I don't give a fuck. I'm cool as shit. And if that means I'm not humble because I know that, good. But you'll never be upset at me. I'll never be in your way. I'm not taxing your shit. If your mom's, you,

if your mom's crossing the street, your old ass mom's crossing the street, you want me driving in the parking lot because my arrogant, no humility ass will wait for your mom to cross every fucking time. I'm in no fucking hurry to get in the way of some old lady crossing the street. Take your time, lady.

Sounds like you're present and accepting. Thank you. I'm accepting of my own arrogance. Oh, there he is. There he is. David, did you hear this story this morning? What was the story this morning? There was one that you would have fucking loved to ask about me.

My goodness. Gosh, now I'm just super curious as what david looks like he posted a picture himself he's fucking disgusting looking he looks like one of those guys from the hills have eyes he's a fucking bald dude with a huge fucking scary beard he looks like he fucking looks like he eats raw meat he looks like one of the guys from like conan who would be eating a drumstick that's as big as me. Oh man. I can't remember, dude. I can't remember.

What was that thing in the beginning of the show? I'm like, Oh God, I hope David's not here. Uh, Oh, that's him. That is not what he looks like anymore.

That is him. Is that him? No, no. That's some other David. David weed that I found. Oh, that's amazing that was him

before he got juiced up oh posters oh thank you thank you jake poster good wow jake i can't remember what the last topic was unfortunately i i think both my guys um by the way that was david weed that was david weed just so everyone knows caleb just feels bad that was david weed that was david weed just so everyone knows caleb just feels bad that was david weed i know he does look like a soy he does look like a soy boy i know we did dox him yeah good job yeah i know he's i know that that's his instagram right there just hanging out a little softy. This is a side bitch, too. I think, unfortunately, I think Hamzat and Islam are going to win. And I really want Volkanovski to win. But, yeah.

Anyway, it's important to be a good role model for your um hey so how about 192 is i it's so crazy this stuff people will say like i would not post this because for me this crosses the line this makes me so before this makes me think that he thinks there's something wrong with being a homosexual. Like of all the crazy shit I say or people think I say, I would never post this. Because even though I think this is funny, funny as shit, I probably wouldn't post this because I don't want anyone to think that I think being a homo is wrong. Because I don't. And I don't want people to feel bad for being homos but look at this what the rock posted i can't like that's why

i don't fit in this world sometimes or this world i think people are stupid how is it okay to post this with the implication that being a butt slammer this is the implication of being a butt slammer is wrong okay go ahead watch this this he so the rock just walked up to his house. Here we go. Well, I come home and some sick son of a bitch Decides to take the sacred birthday letters that I put out Make and make this so pause this wherever you are if I so so it must have been like Lana's birth So it must have been Lana's birthday right. It must have been Lana's birthday, right? L-A-N-A or something.

And someone switched it to anal. They took the L from the beginning and called it an anal party. And he's saying it's some sick fucker. Now, I think it's funny. I'm glad The Rock posted this. I personally wouldn't post this. Why'd you associate it with homo, though?

Because they have anal, don't they? They don't have anal i mean they do but but heterosexuals can't can't also have an anal party they can they can but i think that for the most part well all right you think you think i read into it wrong just making leaps yeah okay all right fair enough okay so it's not okay so if someone was like if someone wrote in the comments oh my god are you saying that being a fucking homo is wrong rock he'd be like no i'm just saying even straight people have an anal's gross that would be my wow okay i stand corrected yep i'm guilty all right i would say well heavy unfucked yeah twice today thank you. Thank you. Anybody can get it. You know what I'm saying? We all got them.

Quality, baby. Alright. There's no anti-homo here. Alright. This could be pro-homo. Alright. I don't think it's fake. I don't think it's fake. I think someone did that.

I think maybe like he's hamming it up, but I don't think it's fake. I believe he walked up on this and someone did that. His wife did that. She, he's, he's banging some cool Armenian lady. Armenians got great sense of humor.

I feel like you're playing it with the audio. Let's play the audio. It's good. I love it. Fake and gay. Who did this shit well i come home and some sick son of a bitch decides to take the sacred birthday letters that i put out and make this his wife whoever you are if i find you him i'm gonna have words with you you filthy

son of a what a filthy animal hey and even if he did do it i still don't think it's fake you know what i mean like even if he did do it like it's like i think i had a few of these in college yeah what about that there's always a lot of tequila involved. They never go well, by the way. Okay, so it is straight anal. It's not homoanal. All right, fine. Okay. So the only people that should be upset

is people who, like, are thinking it's against anal. He's being judgmental against anal. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. He can go watch the cameras. Yeah, just like they can in the White House right

God I love your profile pic Please comment more If you're wearing a bikini you should comment regularly Thank you I thought that too Chris Did he receive I thought that too The rock is a woke cuck I thought that too, Chris. Did he receive? I thought that too. The Rock is a woke cuck.

Okay, Kenneth. You're wrestling today? Is that true? You are wrestling? In Jell-O? Yeah, tell me more about that. I'd like to know more about that. In college, I went to the UCSB band party, and I actually filmed it.

And the band girls wrestled in Jell-O. Actually, the boys wrestled in Jell-O, too. Wait, who was the band? Was it like Revolution? Like the marching band. They had a party. Yeah, the marching band. And they had a party at the house, and they wrestled in Jell-O.

It was crazy. Was it Revolution? Oh, you're wrestling in Coleslaw what well that offends me there are starving people out there okay i cannot believe how thick jake's core is someone said jake chait in your profile picture every time i look at it i'm like what the fuck he's like a boat he's like a puff out puff out. I know you guys think of me as someone who never gets. Oh never gets triggered. This next thing. Just made my fucking blood boil. This is the police a police sergeant in Philadelphia being attacked by kids.

One one one ninety one. This is the kind of shit like. in Philadelphia being attacked by kids. 191. This is the kind of shit like... I can't believe this is the United States of America. Four teens arrested after Philadelphia police sergeant assaulted near Dobbins Tech High School. Dude. I mean, I think it's okay to shoot this kid to be honest with you how can you say that

well what if the cop would have went down and someone would have grabbed his gun the second you assault a police officer I think it's okay you'd be shot because what if I'm walking by with my kids you beat the cop up and you take his gun and you start shooting it can't be it cannot be okay go ahead play this this is fucking nuts look at someone jump kick the cop in the back

someone punches them in the head too look at the team look at too. Look at the team. Look at the team. Look at the team. Look, they're already kind of walking away from the mob. He already got kicked and knocked down. And in a second, he gets punched in the face. Watch this. Did you see that? Yeah.

He gets jump kicked in the back. They jump kicked an old man in the back. Holy shit. Dude, that hit to the face at the end there. man in the back. Holy sh... Dude, that hit to the face at the end there. Holy shit. So are they mimicking what they see their parents do? Yes. Yes. Yes.

Hey. Oh, I shouldn't say this. Every time I say this, I regret saying this. So wait, why is the chief like, what is happening? Why does he put that thing down? He's being like escorted out by the other cops. And then look at this. Jessica Valenzuela Seve in Odessa.

Like Odessa, Ukraine? Where's Odessa? Texas. A man stole a front loader and tried to hit the police He was shot and now in stable condition Killdozer David Wee Black kids

Black cop too It's not the color It's the fucking It's the culture dude I don't know what we want to call the culture Hillbilly culture I don't think we should call it black culture Because that's not going to go over good But it's the culture, dude. I don't know what we want to call the culture. Hillbilly culture. I don't think we should call it black culture because that's not going to go over good. But it's the fucking culture.

No dads. It's fucking crazy, dude. Bruce Wayne, the other cops aren't doing shit. Everyone's scared, dude. dude yeah and there's oh that's a nice picture of you bruce you look buff yeah that that's a good picture of you bruce i feel like he's like he's on the move he's traveling dude still buff though uh extra sloppy do you think extra sloppy is a man or a woman i met extra sloppy it's a man

right yeah good looking that's what i thought too i listened to another podcast with a couple dudes from philly and they're just regular white dudes with normal jobs they said flat out the police corruption is rampant widespread in the city oh philly's the worst dude every time i've been there i've seen something get fucked up yeah can we call it something else besides black culture? It's so fucked up, man. God, I can't tell you how much that irritates me. Like, I'm perfectly okay if they just start shooting into the crowd right there. I can't tell i'm just i'm okay with it i know but i'm okay with it but just like randomly shooting into the crowd accidental shots just fired into the crowd right there how about just more really

harsher uh accountability for the criminals that do shit so maybe yeah yeah straight yeah action happens right like especially california we're fucking catching them like recent a catch and release. It's fishing out here. Okay. 187. Non-binary. Non-binary. I wonder if this one's good there's a great one 189 is so great

biggers 189 is so great but we'll go with 187 oh here we go this one's great too here we go pronouns are she her yeah i know I have big day energy I know I can see this as well yeah everyone assumes that I'm non-binary which is why I'm not so yeah I gotta fight back somehow right yeah, I probably am. I'm just being stubborn at this point. I just feel like if I still identify as a girl, I'm like a cool girl. You know, like I'm a lesbian who skateboards. That's cool. Yeah. Otherwise, I'm just a really boring non-binary person.

Like my hair is one color. I don't have any tattoos or piercings. And I think monogamy is okay. It's not a good look for the brand. All right? Hey, that's just the way to do it she's just monetizing the current culture's pathology it's fucking brilliant another way of saying

she's leaning into it it's fucking brilliant I love her Irene too hold on don't pull that down yet I want to write that down I want to invite her on the show uh irene someone asked me they're like we talked about this right hey like do you just like having like lesbians and dwarfs and black people on the show like to collect them to collect them you know what i mean like just i don't know i don't

know what the exact thing is but like yeah like i'm not inviting this chick on the show because she fucking looks like the rock follow excuse me comedian swipe uh oh yeah irene uh message irene irene i'd love to have you on my podcast wow 131 000 followers let me see irene i would love to have you on the podcast. On, on, on, not the. On a podcast. I mean, I'd love to have you on my podcast. If I say the podcast, it shows a lack of humility. Like everyone knows the Sevan podcast.

It's like, who do I think I am? I'm not Joe Rogan. The podcast. On the pod. knows the seven podcast it's like who do i think i am i'm not joe rogan the podcast let me have on the pod yeah on the pod oh lately i mean i see in my dms there's a dm from a guy named abdullah aswadi okay and you know he's sending me some shit that's like anti-jew okay like i just know now my dms are like full of people who are like trying to like And you know he's sending me some shit that's like anti-Jew. Like I just know now.

My DMs are like full of people who are like trying to like sway me on one side of the fence or the other. Interesting. Sleeky sent me a DM the other day and it took me a second to realize it was Sleeky. Oh. Why? I don't know why. Because of the profile pic I couldn't figure out. And then I went into Sleeky's Instagram account and spent

20 minutes there looking for pictures. If you know what I mean. If you know what I'm saying. Looking for the picture. Yeah. If you know what i'm yeah if you know what if you know what i'm saying okay um uh if you got it i mean uh 190 it's all about effort we've talked about this before it's the amount of effort you put in for certain things it's all that matters is effort a neuroscientist reveals how praise can improve your kids performance it's just all about effort here we go this is the guy by the way this claims. This guy right here, what's his name?

Hooberman. God, whenever I see that word, I think of Doberman pinchers. Andrew Doberman. He said he took two shots of BPC one, five, seven in his lower back and his back pain of like five years went away.

Anyway. Okay, let's go. They are just so interesting. They took the kids and they gave them all the same problems. Anyway, okay, let's fantastic. Then later they gave them another set of problems and they looked at performance. What they found was absolutely striking. The kids that were in the intelligence praise group, that you're so smart, you're so talented, their performance went down significantly. Whereas the kids that were in the effort praise group, their performance increased significantly. Giving intelligence- Listen, listen, listen. This is where, okay, go ahead. Sorry. He says, giving intelligence praise, sorry, go ahead. Sorry. He says giving intelligence praise. Sorry, go ahead. Reduces performance and giving effort praise improves performance, which is absolutely striking.

There's some nuances to this. Listen carefully for you fucking people out there who fucking don't understand shit. If you're getting head, you don't say, man, that was a tremendous effort. You just say, fuck, that was incredible. That was the the best head i have then you're so good at it you do the opposite of what hooberman says because if you tell some chick man you really tried hard she's gonna go to it wasn't good like you don't understand girls a for a girl girls are yeah a for effort, honey. What? Now, if you are the giver of head, man or woman, then for you and your mindset, it should just be effort.

Because for you, all that matters is effort. But if you're the one giving praise, you don't say, hey, man, great effort effort You just say that was great You were one with how good they are at it Audrey Brian friend would probably say that that was a tremendous effort God I love Taylor's I love Taylor's Tremendous

Yeah Best head Someone say the best head Kenneth DeLapp Well, Doberman is talking about kids Not Hummers, I agree, I know But there's nuances to the game And that's all I'm saying

It's not a one size fits all Yeah, to be fair, he's talking about kids Yeah, I hear you And I use that for my kids too But I would never say to my wife man you really tried hard That my wife would not go good She makes you dinner You're like man I can tell you really put in a lot of work here

Well how was your steak Dude it's so obvious you worked hard at making it You're fucked You're fucked I worked so good at it. You're fucked. You're fucked. I worked so good at it, I didn't need it at all. All right. I have to jam my ride to sky here. Okay, wait.

One more. One more. One more. Don't go. Wait. One more. One more. Okay.

You have to see this one. 189 Biggers. You got it, Susie. You got it. Biggers. Okay. With a B. 189 Biggers.

Here we go. Because we don't say all the words on the show, just some of them. Height supremacists. I'm proud to be a midget. Watch this. This shit's crazy, dude. Proud to be a midget. The only thing more intense than my midget pride is my hate for tall people. Or as we like to call them, biggers.

Small power! Small power! Small power! my hate for tall people or as we like to call them, biggers. That's where someone needs to write. The internet's undefeated, right? That deserves like the internet's undefeated right that deserves like the internet's undefeated yeah yes oh my god you're right okay enjoy your ride thank you i stole that from christine young thank you enjoy your ride good seeing you this morning susan the cab's here yeah thank you thank you Bye, guys

Bye, ciao You'll be stuck with Caleb and I for 10 more minutes We're gonna talk shit about Susan We'll do a debrief on Susan I'll be listening Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Matt Sousa He's in the house Oh my goodness

We did I thought of this crazy Riddle the other day If I told you only white people Can drink from that drinking fountain Racist Right Sure If I told you only white people can get bank loans from that drinking fountain racist right sure if I told you only

white people can get bank loans from that bank you would say racist if I would say only white people can buy a home in this neighborhood you'd be like racist okay but if I told you only white people can be racist all of a

sudden it's okay hmm interesting But if I told you only white people can be racist, all of a sudden it's okay. Hmm. Interesting. That's fucking woke logic. Yep. That's what it boils down to, I think. Yeah. going to part they're going to make it. They don't want to get rid of racism, the left. They just want to make sure the right people are racist at the right times in the right ways. Including themselves.

Yeah, including themselves. So again, the college, it's OK to be a little racist. Right. Got to make sure everybody has an opportunity to gain admission uh seven what's the riddle that was the riddle i let me okay fuck you i'm looking at the definition of riddle to see if i didn't do a riddle riddle definition uh a riddle is a question or statement phrase so as to require ingenuity in ascertaining its answer or meaning typically presented as a game? Yeah, you need some ingenuity.

I don't know if you need ingenuity. But you can't be upset with – if you're going to say only white people can be racist and you want that to be your reality, then you also have to accept the fact that only white people can get bank loans. If you want to be sane, if you want to keep some sort of flecking continuity with your logic uh matt burns that's marxist manipulation of language yeah not just language but um uh logic it's two plus two is five or as greg likes to say it's mommy has a dick he loves that line. He uses it every show. I'm so excited that every time he says it,

I'm like, here we go. Sub on 20 mil and 35 millimeter lens. Too much overlap for S, overlap for FE Sony lenses. I don't know. I love having a wide array of sony lenses especially if you have a full frame sony camera so if you have the fx3 and you i would get i would get fucking 10 14 and i love all the prime lenses i'd get to 20 i'd get'd get the 35. I'd get that, um, cheapie 24. And when I mean cheapie, it's still 1100 bucks, but the small one, I moved it and I'd get that cheapie 55 too. It's probably like 1200 bucks that those things are crazy. They're one eight.

Oh yeah, dude. You're stoked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have that lens somewhere. Maybe I even have two of them. That's an incredible lens. I think, Hey dude, I even have two of them that's an incredible lens I think hey dude I think I filmed behind the scenes with that that's such a nice lens Bruce Wayne makes all the thumbnails for the show people just so you know or 99% of them

he gets paid nothing I keep all the money He doesn't even I think this is the first time I've thanked him on the air for it He makes them quick He gets texts from me late at night Fucked up hours

Hey can I get one blah blah blah 99% of the time I never even have to ask him He just makes it He just sees it on the schedule and sends it over in a text He's on a fucking droid And I'm still friends with him 99% of the time I never even have to ask him. He just makes it. He just sees it on the schedule and sends it over in a text. He's on a fucking droid and I'm still friends with him. That's all I can do. That's the most you can ask of me.

That's it. That's the end of this. If you're on a droid and I'm friends with you, you should fucking like, you should believe in God. Yeah, I think I did 20 mil for behind the scenes most of the interviews. Janelle Winston, he really is a good dude. There's a girl in her bra.

Here's another girl in her bra. B-R-A, bra. and just look at girls in their bras what's wrong with you dude what's wrong with you jake it's awesome her bra we did non-binary yep how about do you see this one that says why won't you say anything yeah I stopped numbering them for some reason and then started

again I don't know why oh this is Pierre someone sent me a DM saying that this guy's a World Economics Forum guy. I don't know if he is, but this is just classic lefty talk this reporter reminds me of Kamala Harris just saying nothing this reminds me of all the DEI shit it's just corporate

douchebaggery talk someone's asking you a question and they expect you to read into it in order to answer them every race is racist yeah right fine i'll take it um on the on the topic i mean in terms of your sort of strategy currently you're obviously taking the populist uh pathway um what does that mean well appealing appealing to people's uh more emotional levels i would guess um i mean certainly certainly you certainly you tap certainly you tap uh very strong ideological language quite frequently like what uh left so he just wants him to bite right like the way i read it

i thought anal was just referring to gay people i I didn't picture straight. So I made a leap. He wants this guy to make a leap. He wants this guy to make a leap. So and this guy won't make a leap and he's smart. This Pierre guy won't make a leap. And the journalist is too much of a pussy to put it on the line and call him out on anything like specifically. OK, let's keep going. Wing, you you know this and that right wing they all i mean it's that that type of biological thing i haven't really talked about left or right anyways a lot of people really believe in that okay a lot of people would would say that you're simply taking a page out of the donald trump uh like which people would say that well i'm sure a great many canadians but like who i don't know who but here's the thing here's the thing when he takes a bite of that apple he's got his glasses in his hand too and

you know there's juice from the apple spraying on his glasses and i don't like that and i don't know you gotta clean them off later oh and it's gonna be sticky and but i like how casual he's being but he's gonna to regret that later. You know that thing's splattered with apple juice. It's so annoying. So, wow, you must know somebody. Okay. I'm sure there's some out there.

But anyways, the point of this question is, I mean, why should Canadians trust you with their vote, given, you know, not just the sort of ideological inclination in terms of taking the page of Donald Trump's book, but also... What are you talking about? What page? What page? Can you give me a page? Give me the page. You keep saying that. In terms of turning things quite dramatically in terms of Trudeau and the left wing and all of this, I mean, you make quite a, you know, it's quite a play that you make on it. So I'm just wondering. I'm not sure. I don't know what your question is. Then forget that. Why should Canadians trust you with their vote?

Common sense. Common sense for a change. We're going to make common sense common in this country. We don't have any common sense in the current government you know the guy prints 600 billion dollars grows our money supply by 32 percent in three years that's growing the money eight times faster than the economy no wonder we have the worst of inflation in four decades i'm going to spending, cut waste so that we can balance the budget and bring down inflation and interest rates. You'll want to be able to pay your mortgage again. You want to be able to afford rent.

Then you have to vote for Pierre Polyev because I'm the only one with a common sense plan that will bring back the buying power of your paycheck. David Weed, boss. Hey,id um i think it was tank who dm me and said this dude's a wef guy but i don't care either. How about this one? Wow, you're a bitch. God, I hope Canada gets rid of this fucking Trudeau.

Shit haircut, too. Yeah, I like this shit haircut, though. It was cool. Assistant Secretary of the Air Force Oh my goodness sorry Caleb This is so bad This is so bad This is the United States Military people

Assistant Secretary of the Air Force This is insane What you're about to hear Are you allowed to show this Caleb Yeah sure This is insane what you're about to hear. Are you allowed to show this, Caleb? Yeah, sure. All right. I don't want to cut into your Shadikin money.

It's all right. Okay, here we go. Women don't really wear crew socks. I asked, well, what do they wear? And she responded, ankle socks. It had never occurred to me to order any other kind of socks than the kind that I was familiar with. Her suggestion had merit, and we ended up ordering half ankle and half crew socks. Of course, the socks were a hit. But what was telling was that demand for the ankle socks by both women and men was higher than for the crew socks,

and substantially so. Our entire project was more effective because a woman on my team was comfortable sharing her perspective with a pretty opinionated male boss, and that I was open to that input. Intentionally building a diverse team and then creating an environment where everyone feels like their voices are valued and heard is not only the right thing to do, but it gets you better outcomes. You know, women, hey, this is fucking unbelievable. Let me tell you about parenting. Unbelievable. Let me tell you about parenting. And this is going to be a generalization, and I know it's going to rub some of you wrong, but the truth is the truth. If you have 20 people at your house and you order pizza and you ask what kind of pizza does everyone want, you're a fucking idiot.

If you have kids and you could take them out to pizza and you say what kind of pizza do you want, you're probably a fucking idiot. Well, Sevan, I've gone out to pizza with you and you've done that fine i don't care that i'm a fucking idiot people all he's doing by doing that sock thing on that level and then extrapolate it and then realize he's doing it everywhere in his work He's not making it more diverse He's giving up control Structure and discipline Where it's so easy To have it Listen When you're a fucking parent

You order fucking pizza Because it's fucking 8 o'clock at night And you got home late from somewhere And you just need a quick fix And so you do it and you break And if your kid's upset because there's mushrooms or olives Or something on there or garlic Got home late from somewhere. And you just need a quick fix. And so you do it and you break. And if your kid's upset because there's mushrooms or olives. Or something on there or garlic.

Fuck them. In the long run. They'll be happy. That you're not adding complexity to their life. Food comes. They eat it. They're free to do whatever they want. You have to build discipline and structure by not giving people fucking choices.

Whether it's in the fucking military or raising fucking kids. You set the fucking boundaries. Military guys do not need a fucking choice between ankle socks and crew socks. And the fact that he's even wasting our tax dollars to talk about this or to distinguish between male and female athletes around their socks is idiocy and is a is a weak link in the in the uh uh in in uh in the um in the chain it's the weakest link in the chain. Listen, men and women deployed don't even need separate fucking bathrooms. I don't know about that one.

If you're a woman and you're in the fucking military, you just go out there and fucking squat. Fucking nuts. Send sanitary napkins and that's it. God, I would love it if Shelby Neal were there. No, I think Tia's going there. Are you going to a funeral or a wedding?

Where are you sitting? Looks like you're dressed and happy at a wedding wedding but it looks like you're sitting in a hearse next to a casket i cannot fucking believe what a waste of fucking everyone's time to talk about that shit we already have the option anyway it's not like we're wearing pt your old time anyway yeah and if you're going to give them the option just give them the option anyway it's not like we're wearing pt your old time anyway yeah and if you're going to give them the option just give them the option don't don't fucking talk about it and it shouldn't be influenced by whether you're a man or a woman it should be all for fucking practicality it should all be based on function not on whether you have a dick or a fucking vagina

you the high percentage of rape in the military Says otherwise About what? About wearing socks? No, no, the bathroom thing I'm just talking about being deployed That's absolutely the worst idea ever That's where they get raped? You get raped on deployment?

Then don't deploy the women Then deploy the women only together And separate them from the men How about that? You don't want the women. Then don't deploy the women. Then deploy the women only together and separate them from the men. How about that? You don't want the women to get raped? Don't deploy them with the men. How about that? Yeah, that's when we have the worst problems.

What? That's when we have the worst problems. When we don't. Is when we just have a bunch of men and like a few women deployed to the same location. Yeah, don't deploy. Yeah, of course. Don't deploy women with men. That's fucking stupid anyway.

Zero women with the men. How about that? And then the women can pee outside and the men can pee outside. They're fucking soldiers. If your fucking chick can't pee outside, you got a shit chick. You got a fucking horrible fucking bitch if she can't pee outside Fucking pussies Sean Sullivan women should never be on the front line ever I don't know what you mean by this, but I agree.

Not everyone's voice needs to be heard about every subject. You don't need to listen to everybody when you ask what flavor pizza you want. Just shut the fuck up. There's 20 people at your house. No one gives a fuck what you want. Just be thankful pizza showed up. You didn't have to pay for it.

Can I get half pepperoni and half pineapple ham? No. Fuck you. Meat lovers all around. Can I get a gluten free? Suck this dick. All right. Anyway. And that guy just comes across like a bitch too. Suck this dick Alright Anyway And that guy just comes across like a bitch too

By the way I don't want my military guys coming across like a bitch Listen He's not military he's a lawyer He's a regular civilian dude I want my military guys to be assholes like David Weed All of them Just kind of a dick

And Heidi says I love meat lovers I bet you you can pee outside too but you have no issues peeing outside how Roberts with 6.5 6.5 I saw that Lauren posted She goes to Rogue anyways Lauren Fisher Bruce Wayne I did two deployments Never deployed with a woman Mr. Murph I like pizza Fair deployed with a woman.

Mr. Murph, I like pizza. Fair. Miss Winston, now you insult us for peeing ability. Low blow. There's a way around it man Just figure it out Go out and just squat

No one can even see your shit It's true You can just pee in front of 200 people And no one's like look I see a pussy No one sees it We can't see anything that's going on down there Just You can tell how much bush they have though

By how the pee leaves the vagina Like if they got a real hairy bush It kind of has like a weird stream to it You won't hear that on any other podcast From between now and eternity That's why you listen to this podcast No one's ever talked about that In the history of podcasts

The way the pee leaves from the outdoor Squatting position of a woman based on the size of her the way the p leaves from the outdoor squatting position of a woman based on the size of her muff on her pubic hair growth heidi groom i also respect this i would never be outside with the peasants respect Respect Which number was that? That was like your bitch Oh okay I identify

As being correct on every issue I feel like we've played this before But it's good this is this one i gotta gotta go yeah i gotta pick up my grandma from the airport oh that's cool how old's your grandma fucking old hold on hold on a second i want to ask you about your grandma but but this is the exact same logic by the way is um black people can't drink out of drinking fountains and only only white people can drink out of this drinking fountain and only white people can be racist like you can't you can't have both this is the exact same thing he he does that same logic to

her like yo what the fuck okay here we go and then and then you got to give me a couple questions about your grandma okay okay here we go action for this conversation you know trying to hold this moral superiority. I try to be moral when I can. Right, but when I use inclusive language, which it only takes a couple extra syllables to use inclusive language. To include who? To include people who don't identify as women but can become pregnant. So, like a person who's born a woman and then identifies as a man and is pregnant.

Yeah. You're telling me that in order to be a moral person, I need to accept the idea that a man, someone who was born a man and looks like a man can really become a woman. That's a prerequisite of my being a moral person. I mean, yes. To me it is because if you are trying to deny someone of their identity and deny what their life experience is And that doesn't seem like a moral stance to me I want to be accepting and I want to respect people's life Experiences and respect the way that they want to identify and respect the way that they want to present themselves to the world

I would say I would like to identify I do I The correct person on this issue of abortion. I identify as being correct and more correct than you on this issue. And I would just ask that you accept and affirm my identity. Where does she go from there you're just playing by their rules uh in this basketball game you can climb up on the ladder and put the ball in the hoop okay then everyone just starts doing that i mean it's like it's not but that's not basketball i just saw you do it and you said that's part of the new rules It's so weird how they want

They I so don't understand these people I mean I understand Them I get what they're doing They want it to work so bad for them They want it to have it their way so bad Even though it's not consistently logical So bizarre they're so fucking bizarre

Um so you want to pick your grandma From the airport? Yeah. She's visiting the Shattuck Inn? No. She lives close, a few hours away. Oh, so she's been on vacation and you're going to pick her up and take her home just as a good grandson? Yeah. She went down for a funeral, actually. A relative?

Her last living brother No shit And why are you Nominated? Will you go with your dad to Pick her up? It's your dad's mom It's my mom's mom actually Will your mom go too?

She went down on the trip with her Oh so you and your dad will go and pick up your grandma and your mom and and then do you think you'll stop somewhere and get lunch and and eat and probably it's about that time or probably by the time we get there it'll be like lunchtime will you sit in the back with your grandma she'll probably sit up front and i'll sit in the back and oh and your dad will drive yeah and why are you going just to get in some time with your parent your family yeah i haven't seen my grandma in a long time actually so it'll be nice to see her

all right will that be fun for you or the whole time will you have to be like okay fine i'm not gonna see ufc fights i'm not gonna do this i'm not gonna get to work on the shattuck and you'll just let it go and be present yeah usually yeah me and my will that be hard for you that would be hard for me but i would do it i would i'd work through it no me and my grandma are pretty close so she's she's whenever i left my home state she would just she sent me letters all the time so we would just we'd write write handwritten letters back and forth for the past three or four years. And so we've developed a pretty strong relationship. Will you find out stuff about your family?

You said it was her brother who died? Yeah. Will you ask questions about her brother? Be like, hey, grandma, what was your brother like? Or do you think he'll talk about that in the car? No, probably not. Whenever I've tried to bring up stuff like that, it always is super sensitive, I guess. I don't know.

So I just try to leave it alone. Oh, fuck it. Ask her, dude. Bring us back something good. Bring us a story. Bring the podcast a good story. All right. I'll see what I can do.

Once you're on the drive home, at least something weird. Like you see your grandma's diaper hanging out of her pants or something. You're going to be like, oh, man, I'm'm gonna be wearing diapers too i guess all right did you know adult diapers are outsell um kids diapers in the united states really yeah that's a true fact wow one pretty bad yeah uh okay uh ladies and gentlemen thank you thank you. Thank you to Caleb. Tomorrow, I don't know what's going on tomorrow, but tomorrow morning, I don't think that there's a show because I'm traveling to Sacramento with Greg. But I don't know.

Maybe we'll do a nighttime show. I don't know what's going to happen. Anyway, talk to you guys soon. Caleb, have a safe travels. Thanks. Bye-bye.