The Sevan Podcast - The REVIEW of The Dave Castro WIR | May 13, 2024

Episode Date: May 14, 2024

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Oasis. Oasis. Oasis. We can review just as I get into bed. Dreamy. And, of course, joining me, Pedro. Pedro from Coffee Pods and Wads. How are you

how's your overlay card coming for next week's show I got my daughter to make it how old is she four yeah the lady the Lisa Gall from the adaptive the media director for the adaptive division says give Pedro my number if he needs help making overlays I go so it was shit

she's like yeah that thing was a disaster thank god I can help her with her voiceovers oh yeah the voiceover was bad on that video huh yeah wheel wad hey what do you think because it was a guy with the english accent it was all messed up or what i thought it's because he was hard for me to understand or just there wasn't enough energy in it i think it was an english guy trying to sound like an american or else an american trying to sound like an english I thought it was because he was hard for me to understand or just there wasn't enough energy in it. I think it was an English guy trying to sound like an American or else an American

trying to sound like an English guy. It lacked some authenticity you're suggesting. Is this the first Dave Castro Weekend review you've ever done with me? No, I used to do them when you did them at like 8am or 9am or something. Oh, I used to do that when you did them at like when we were 8 a.m or 9 a.m or something oh i used to do that then you started doing them in the middle of the night my end

hey someone uh told me they're like hey this one really sucks i've never heard anyone say that it wasn't good oh you've seen it already yeah is he did there's a couple of there's a couple of good bits but there's a lot of like why is he not coherent or he's tired or what he doesn't understand like four of the questions oh okay well then I probably don't understand them either I'm the first to not understand anything

yeah there it is thank you okay do you think God bless you in America there it is thank you uh okay do you think god bless you in america some of the seasons though yeah we do okay um

okay there we go what do you think uh oh did you see the uh post that the real savant podcast made for uh um let me see if i can find the instagram for the taylor self yeah because they're being brought back to life that was cool yeah how good is that i'm assuming that's branstetter right yeah he's good yeah that shit is fucking wonderful look at that shit he'd make a good overlay

uh oh who branstetter yeah oh yeah he'd make a great he'd make a great over look at that shit he'd make a good overlay uh oh who princeton yeah oh yeah he'd make a great he'd make a great over look at this shit so good see you saturday uh matthew won taylor zero taylor time to give in that smoke run it back turbo only three episodes in and taylor shit the bed let me taylor did not the bed i thought he killed yeah uh he killed his performance and in his uh taught talking on the way up and on the way down like he was like the guy in the gangster movies who get shot and even though he's dying he's still like you yeah and it only became how apparent like how fast he was when somebody went fast

on him that you were like, okay, I didn't think anyone was going to go as fast as Taylor did. And then the fact that the other guy went past him was just like, this is nuts. Yeah, crazy. What? Taylor's live on Glinton and things right now? Is that true? I'm going to go over there and look in one second. Taylor has to do the workout dressed as a zombie

or vampire. Matthew got him. Got to get his revenge on Sporty Beth. Matthew back this week. Rest in peace, Taylor. Those promos are good. This guy before Matthew set him up. Matthew finished the job. Matthew?

Matthew. Oh, Matthew. Isn't like he does meth? That's awesome. I like. Hiller should be brought in as a programming consultant Wait, isn't he dead already the dude who beat him should replace Taylor just saying That's a fucking stupid idea

Expect higher loads or gymnastics so that none of the sheep can stand a chance. Yep, fair enough In fairness though episode 3 was the best thing i've seen i was screaming at the end yeah it was fucking insane oh you couldn't you couldn't write it the guy leaving out the rap like he couldn't write it yeah and with the other guy my favorite part is that the clip of the guy who wins the first thing i say is well he's not gonna do it then he does oh right i know fucking he's like in a Kwanzaa hut or something. Let me see if Taylor's really on.

Is he really? How come I don't know these things? I should have promoted that. I didn't know either, to be honest. Glinton things. Oh, shit. He shit, he is on there.

Do you have to fly immediately back for... Yeah, so I leave next Wednesday to go to Carson then I'll fly home on Monday. I'll be home Tuesday and then we'll drive to Knoxville. I don't know what August Link is going to tell on you.

It's a black square. Sorry, bro. It's okay though. We figured. Hey, Taylor's been coughing like for four or five days now. Yeah. He needs to get, he needs to take something. It's fucking annoying.

Yeah. Like some going for me. So imagine how annoying it is for him or it is. Yeah. Oh man. That conversation before that show started he was like i have swine flu i'm like what like are you still doing the show and he's like yeah racist you don't want to be called a homophobe you don't want to be called like whatever it's like i feel like i don't know shit again but man like if you really believe you're better than someone

because of the color of your skin you're fucked up and i feel like so i feel like that's so less common than what people make it is but maybe i don't know i mean no one i surround myself with thinks they're better than that you know that's just fucking retarded you can't fear monger me into life you are smarter though than a retarded person you might not be smarter than someone just because of the color of skin But if they're clinically retarded you are smarter than them I just want to say And if you're a dude and you're gay

You take more dick than a guy who's straight That's the premise Of the label Black is The color of your skin is just how you Metabolize Your relationship to the sun. But retarded and gay is how you present yourself.

Yeah, yeah, right. If you're black, you have a different response to the sun if you're white. But if you're retarded, you're dumber. And if you're gay, you either get more you get more of the same genitalia you possess than other people in that same category. I mean, that's the premise of the thing. With emotions, we can't lead with chaos because that's when you make irrational decisions, taking that time to slow down and process what actually is going on, read more, educate yourself more, really see what's going on and do your very best to

protect your kid the best way that you can but if it's on the news if it's on instagram you know you you say it once we're talking about it now all of our phones are here we're in our algorithm that's what we're going to have we're going to have all of this in our stuff and it just makes you scared and so when you're scared you either react and project or you close i like this uh the wife's uh background you like that i like that framing yeah it's cool it is cool right it's like what matters to her her kid and uh her chick what matters to me is cardboard boxes on a broken skier so you're good you're not a sanctuary state we're we're a fucking sanctuary state they could take your kid away if you don't want to affirm their fucking gender right now

yeah the doctors can make the decision for the kid what i think i just saw in colorado i i just saw an answer god i i kind of just want to cancel my show and watch this show is it hard we could just review this show it's a better show to review is it hard to get your kids taken off you in america or easy does it depend by state uh to have your kids what taken off you like you know like to lose your kids yeah it depends it definitely depends state by state i mean at at the rate that they're doing it there are some states where it's very easy to take their kids your kids from you i mean it is basically impossible here oh it is oh it's ridiculous oh that's so many so many hoops to jump to you know like when like i'm a teacher so you can have a concern about a kid and like you could have years of concerns and it's fucking impossible to even have them looked into or like

to have anyone visit or yeah basically anyone could i think basically anyone could report you in the c in the not the cdc uh child protective uh cps child protective services will come to your house in question but the thing that's happened and there's tons of documented instances of especially in like the really fucked up states like oregon and washington michigan new york is there's instances where a kid goes to school and they say hey like a boy will go to school and be like my parents won't call me by my my girl name and the next thing you know the state's inserting and when you go to school they'll make sure they call you by your girl name they'll go against your parents wishes and then next thing you know you could be getting on hormone blockers and be on your way to transition but not old enough to drink or vote yeah not enough to or get a tattoo

or get a piercing or all sorts of shit not go see an r-rated movie yeah it's wild emotional stuff that you're not teaching our kids they can't even read a regular clock yeah they can't they can't so uh what i know super we always end up getting on this because it's just so ridiculous and we're in new york and i want to hear about their thoughts on kill taylor like running into your homes and taking your house and you can't get out of your fucking house. It's like... Bonkers. Savon is watching us. Hi, Savon.

Is he really? That's what somebody said. He's talking the stream. Fuck you, Savon. Do you want to pull up his live stream? I got it. Oh, Nelly. Oh, fuck. Fuck that, I'm a shaker. Ready? Hold on. Oh, Nelly. Oh, fuck. Oh, Nelly.

Fuck that, Michelle. Ready? Hold on. Oh, he waved at me. Bust it. Oh, bust it. This is crazy. I'm fucking going to stop shooting.

Let's talk to him. Hold on. Share screen. Oh, Nelly. There you go. What do you want? What's up? There'll be a crazy delay now. Shut up.

Wow. Peter. Peter. Peter. Let's talk to him. Hold on. Pedro. What's cracking, homie? What do you want?

Smile. There'll be a crazy delay now. Wow, Peter. Peter. Hey, yo. I can't get out of here because I can't talk to him. Hold on. Pedro. What's cracking, homie? What do you want? Peter! Peter! Peter! We win. We win.

Oh, that was really hard to process. Drug addict and two lesbians discover Zoom. Oh, shit. All right. discover zoom oh shit all right all right these fucking guys all right uh what are we doing oh this okay let's just fucking get through this no we'll go over there and bug them you want to What are we doing? Oh, this. Okay, let's just fucking get through this. Then we'll go over there and bug them. You want to? You've seen this already? Yeah.

Okay. Dave Castro, we can review. Dave's looking good. Looks like he's out doing some hunting. We are at 1.25 speed. Review. Pedro White from Coffee Pods and Wads. Here we go. Monday, May 13th.

At Rambler 5,900. God, it doesn't feel like 1.25 time. I watched that 1.5 and it was fine. What's your opinion on advanced calisthenics and CrossFit events? I remember there was a static hold handstand test for time in the box test, which Katrin won. What are your thoughts on these movements in the games or semifinals front lever on pull up bar for time straddle plant, static hold,

the human flag for time on the side of the rig, maybe a bear crawl race. Well, so a bear crawl from all of the things you've done before, that is the most accessible for most athletes. Some of those other movements you described or talk about, there are incredibly challenging and I'd say some of the athletes probably couldn't even do. Advanced

movements, advanced calisthenics and crossfit events. It's interesting. I think they have their place and I think they have their time. Pedro, I need him to fix his collar. It's fucking annoying, isn't it? Actually, both of them are wrong yeah one of them is like half inverted the other one is tucked inside all

together oh my god but they need to be dosed the right way and um it depends on what else is in okay someone says i need to put the volume up so So I'm going to lower my volume. I lowered my volume and I'll let Pedro figure out his. Thank you. skew the results of the given test so much that if if you can't do that you won't be able to advance on to other pieces of the the workout or if you can do that um versus athletes who can't you have a huge advantage for and let me say it in this regard do you know what's crazy about this sport like in soccer you don't hear them like people aren't like uh every week then people aren't like asking them what if you took two pounds of air out of the ball what if we made the ball bigger what if we made the court bigger what if we changed the size of the end zone what if we let one what if we made a gay man play play against straight men what if we had a team that

was just white guys what if we had a team that was just black guys what if we had a what if we played on a slope what if what if we played uh with a water What if we played with water in the middle, a sandpit? Do you know what I mean? It must get exhausting, just like all the fucking questions just about this stuff, don't you think? Yeah, I will say, though, that in... Am I loud enough? I will say that in soccer, in football,

every single game, every week, they complain about refereeing decisions and they complain about the use of technology. So I think it is like every sport, people just complain, complain, complain. But it must be annoying that he's the one programming it and he's accessible. He's making the rules and he's accessible. Yeah, I guess you're right. It comes straight to him more and more like as i started paying attention to like i never complained about boxing or the ufc but there's so much complaining in the in that space yeah every everywhere it's just life people just fucking moan about everything yeah yeah my i can complain about people complaining yeah

all right if one athlete or three athletes can't do an advanced movement that we add to the uh games or to a semi-final or to an event um not too big of a deal if there's 30 or 40 if 20 or 30 of them can't do it but only a few can probably more of an issue so double under crossovers really depends what your intent intent so only two people were able to do it really on the guy's side wasn't it i don't remember yeah but that that movement i didn't even like did you like that movement no but he's basically saying he didn't like it either yeah and it's not even just because i mean i don't think that's just the only criteria they don't have speed walking and everyone could do that but that would be lame too. Yeah.

And sometimes there might be a point where you don't want 30 or 40 of them to, to be able to do the movement. But I would say then if that's the case, it needs to be something that's on the tail end of a bunch of other stuff. So you can rank people through all that other stuff and then ding them or, or highlight their deficiency at the end of it. So it all depends. Human flag for time on the side of the rig. I don't think personally, I don't think I'd ever programmed that front lever on. Human flag for time on the side of the rig. I don't think, personally, I don't think I'd ever program that. Front lever on pull-up bar for time. Really hard to judge, especially as your body rocks.

What are we looking for? Stratoplant static hold. In general, not a huge fan of the static holds as standalone tests. That being said, you did point out one thing in stage one of semi-finals or of the games a couple years ago we did which was the static handstand hold in the box that catch and did at usa 29 14 you can probably take down that comment i think you recently talked about games athletes training and affiliates versus non-affiliated gyms what are your thoughts about games athletes needing to hold an l1 or higher and require them to take the judges course i understand that there is a difference between the sport the games and the methodology but i think it might help the athletes understand movement standing movement standards and judging

if they're required to have some knowledge of the methodology side of things some athletes seem to be so disconnected from the roots of CrossFit. I do agree. I think that's a great idea. I don't think it's anything we should dictate or mandate on them. I think it would be great if a majority of the athletes did have their level one or higher and they did take the judges course. I imagine more of them have taken the judges course than actual have been to an L1. I do think there's as the years have gone on and

i've talked about this before do you know any athletes who have not taken their level one uh not off the top of my head i mean i'm sure plenty but not off the top of my head i've heard of athletes i've heard of athletes getting other people to take their judges course and their online courses in return for cash money really yeah why would they do that why why would they do that say there's time hey i'll give you 20 dollars they don't have to do this course but they don't have to do it if they want someone if they want if they need if they if their gym, I guess, for the judges course or whatever, maybe.

I don't know why, but I've heard of it. I think I've had Pat on the show and him say he hasn't taken his level one. Yeah, I mean, he's a fucking busy life, though, in fairness. It's the people that are like, I just trained for a living.

Oh, dude. it's a job like i'm the kid i know but even before you had the kid it's just weird it's just weird to me that you wouldn't take your level one if you're a crossfit games athlete yeah you probably wouldn't even have to pay for it you could probably just call dave and be like hey can i get in i mean it's it's it's a win-win for everyone uh draw your dagger page the men's was the only l1 coach in the indie games field last year, I believe. What's the indie games?

In the whole individual field. What? That's fucking crazy. I, really? That's incredible. I thought it would be the other way around. I thought it would be maybe three or four.

Was Annie in the game? Was Annie in the games last year? Yes. She's for sure taken her level one. She was a fucking level one instructor. Yeah. He said or one of two. Nick Matthew has one.

No, that's wrong. Nick Matthew has one. Annie Torres-Zotter has one. And all the panchecks I'm sure have. Yeah, the panchecks surely. Yeah, no, that can't be right. Oh, that's not a bad idea. They should get a bonus at the games if they have their level one that's interesting you start on plus one points um the athletes are becoming more and more focused on just the sport side of it and less

less connected to some of the methodology pieces of it training in an affiliate actually being coaches having a level one, et cetera. Some athletes seem to be so disconnected from the roots of CrossFit. Yep, same point we're talking about there. Good idea. I like it. But I don't think it's anything

we're going to mandate. I highly encourage all games athletes or CrossFit athletes or CrossFit enthusiasts in general take level one, but definitely can't mandate it. What do you think that pink what do you think that pink bucket is back there i feel like it's got like fucking chicken feet or something something for outside he's literally just walked in from doing like

a job and he's just sitting down he hasn't even fixed his fucking jacket and he's just sitting down yeah you think that you think that is that white line there a crack in the bucket or is that like a handle i think it's the i think it's a you know a pouring spout and the light is reflecting differently off that than the rest oh oh okay this is the spiciest week of you bucket in review hey dude i think that that bucket is full threequarters full. I feel like I can see it's darker at about the halfway. I'd say at the three-sevenths line. No, three-fifths line. Three-fifths full. Of what?

Like olives? Oh, maybe. Good point. Steven Dix8042. Why are you restricting people who can message you on Instagram? CrossFit is going to die if it does not up its game, especially in the media circle. Not showing the Friday games.

The semifinals sad and extremely disappointing as well. Crap. Thank the Lord God for mayhem and their media department. Piss poor Dave. Up your game. What the fuck? Can you imagine walking up to someone on the street and saying like hey i wanted to ask you a question about yeah steven dicks like get back on the adderall dude like what kind of fucking question is that like why are you restricting people thank god for mayhem

piss poor game yeah why are you restricting people who can God for mayhem. Piss poor Dave. Up your game. Yeah. Why are you restricting people who can message you on Instagram? I don't even know what that means. Yeah, I don't know what that means either. I don't even know how to do that. I'm not restricting people who can message me on Instagram. You can message me on Instagram.

It doesn't mean I'm a cheater. I hate presuppositions. I hate them. Read it. I get a fuck ton of Instagram messages on my big account. I will say I block them. Read it. I get a fuck ton of Instagram messages on my big account. I will say I block people. If I see something stupid or something I don't like, I block people all the time. Why do I block people?

People are really critical of me for blocking people. It's my page. It's my account. If you talk shit once, you're showing a tendency to be disrespectful and you're probably going to continue that pattern of behavior. So therefore, I don't want you to live or to have access to my page and so that's why i want you to live again that's different yeah what did that mean did he really say that yeah i think he meant live on my page are really critical of me for blocking people it's uh it's my page it's my account if you talk shit once you're showing a tendency to be

disrespectful and you're probably probably going to continue that that pattern of behavior so therefore i don't want you to live or to have access to my page and so that's why i block people again what do you think he's trying to say there i think he's just saying if you act like a prick i'm gonna buck you i'm not gonna give you a second chance because i don't have time draw your dagger ryan is actually on the website and he's saying spencer panchay doesn't have his annie's is out of date so like ohik doesn't have his and he's out of date. I don't think it matters if they're out of date. I don't think it matters if it's out of date. I'm sure Spencer's taking his level one, dude.

I'm sure. And he gave it. Yeah, and Annie taught it. Who said that? Ryan. Oh, draw your name. You know that guy's real name yeah Ryan he's an affiliate owner he's a good guy

oh um uh Mike Poolboy people are so dumb Dave should just change the name of the show to when dumb asses ask dumb ass questions oh wait till you hear the next one uh CrossFact

Tism Dicks definitely sends similar messages to plenty of famous ask dumbass questions. Oh, wait till you hear the next one. CrossFact. Tism Dicks definitely sends similar messages to plenty of famous athletes, has convos with himself in the messages. I don't get that. Okay, here we go. I think the last guy is the type of guy that will just barrage people with messages and just, that's what he's saying.

Oh, okay. Different than restricting people who can message you on Instagram? That's not he's saying. Oh, okay. Different than restricting people who can message you on Instagram. That's not the case. I don't even know how I would do that. And then the rest of this. I don't like your tone. Someone moved on.

Kicking it real across the... Amazing. Does he know that's funny? Did he do that on purpose? Like, hey, I'm going to restrict you. Like, I don't know what it means to restrict your messaging. I'm restricting your messaging. Yeah, that's the classic Dave, though. I love it. Even the fact that he said, I don't like your tone. Serious question. Wouldn't you rather Hiller have released the workouts once we're at that point? From his perspective, not knowing if CrossFit would release them early, isn't it better

that Hiller did that than no one? I don't understand what you're saying there. I understand you don't love the way he does things, but I mean, your boy Sevan was right there too. Taking Hiller's motivation at face value since we aren't mind reading. Why would you?

What the fuck? I knew you'd like this one. What the fuck? Do you see? By the way, there's so many. There's about a dozen of you that like, you think I like you, but I fucking hate you. But I just never say anything to you about it

because you do things like that. Like, what benefit does that have to drag me in? Like, what fucking benefit? Someone asked Dave for access. A friend of mine asked Dave for access to something the other day. When I say the other day, I mean within the last three years. And Dave said no because of X, Y, and Z. And the first thing this person said back to dave was

well seven does x y and z it's like you fucking idiot that like like that's like that's like your kid getting caught for fucking stealing chocolate from you and you spank your kid and he's like well johnny did it oh like and then your brother gets spanked too are you what are you a fucking idiot that's what i that's like you'll never be on my level if you do that i'm so fucking socially more advanced than you you're like a three-year-old and i'm like a seven-year-old you fucking cocksucker go ahead that's like i teach eight and nine-year-olds and that's it's taken me i start teaching start working with the class in in September and it's now May. And I've just gotten them to stop doing that.

Stop like throwing each other under the bus. And the only way I got them to stop doing it was by publicly humiliating them for doing it. We like, Hey, is that like, are you guys happy with the fact that he's doing that, that he's about to get in trouble?

And his response is to drag you guys in or to drive that guy in or whatever. You thought that you were going to tell me he did it so it was going to make everything better? Is that because I don't believe that for a second. Hey, and just so you know, everybody, and I've told you this a million fucking times. I called Dave and pass things by Dave. Dave, I check in with fucking Dave I am not a free man I check in with Dave Before I did that fucking show

And I've told you this guys a million times About my relationship with him Before he's my fucking buddy And I'm not gonna fucking bury him Before I did that show I checked in with him You guys get it? you guys get it you guys get it you don't even have to when you when you think of my relationship with dave you can just call

him my daddy i'm completely fucking biased hashtag checking with dave yeah i saw what hiller posted i fucking called dave up i'm like, hey, you see this shit? He goes, yeah. I said, I'm going live in 15 with it. He goes, uh-huh. And I go, are you pissed? And he's like, do what you got to do, dude. Think I'm going to like, fuck you. Just pisses me off. But even if you didn't know that, which I know a lot of you do who've been around for a while because i talk about it regularly um there's no point in dragging me into that

there's no there's no like like i understand thinking that like hmm i wonder why uh he's mad at hillar and not at seven even though he was never mad at hillar anyway for that he's dave takes full responsibility he's not blaming Hiller for the fucking release You jackass Okay here we go And we'll listen to that one more time See if I got it all purged out of my system I don't think you did See if I'm all better

Point From his perspective not knowing if CrossFit You want to know the truth about this penis This is actually Dave's penis here. A perfect mold of it. That's why I have it. That's why it's brown and not black. Olive colored.

Olive colored, yeah. I think people misinterpret the Dave Hiller thing. You're incredibly accurate. All of colored. Yeah. Um, I think people misinterpret the Dave Hiller thing. Oh, you're incredibly accurate. Yeah. You are so true. When,

when Dave gets on here and he's like, I'm not going to promote Hiller and everyone's like, Oh, that's fucked up. Dave's not going to promote Hiller. It's like, dude, he just promoted Hiller by saying that.

Like, do not see this isn't fucking checkers. It's a game. Yeah. It's a low state game low state game some early isn't it better that hillar did that than no one i don't understand what you're saying there i understand you don't love the way he does things but i mean your boy seven was right there too taking hillar's motivation at face value since we aren't mind readers wasn't i'm not even i don't even know like there was nothing up with hillar um i wasn't being critical i was just saying he does what he he's doing what he does and

and i was also saying he is a joker um i don't understand what your point is at ing mark ron uh dan guerrero uh y'all realize that we couldn't fill a high school lacrosse arena that's not that many people involved fell six one seven four so when they give the win to the wrong boxer do they change the result the day after okay so let's fucking talk this one through clearly very different things one's an in-person event with in-person judges and a referee and then the other is an online competition that we're running um that we what's that in reference to i understand

the boxing thing was someone given the wrong quarter final no quarter final uh penalties after the fact after they do the workout and they're saying like well if you have a boxing match and the boxing wrong person wins they don't change the result it's like right let's compare apples and oranges because they're both fruit well they will in boxing what they do do is you can protest to the um commission so like i've seen this happen before so there's a fight dude gets kicked in the head gets knocked out uh loses the fight and then the guy who got knocked out and got kicked in the head will then go to the commission and be like hey i had my hand on the ground when I got kicked in the head.

And it's illegal to kick a guy in the head when he has his hand on the ground. And then they've overturned that. They don't change who won the fight, but they'll call it like a draw or something. What's Pedro's favorite fruit? They don't have fruit in Ireland. It's not like a vegetable. I'll show you when you come to the states if we want fruit we peel our potatoes

hey are you coming to the west coast semifinal no I'm coming to the games and I'm going to SoCal oh in September for the tier 3 oh shit you're way planned out ahead okay in the middle of the show right now your your wife could have a baby, right?

That's how far along you are? Theoretically, yes. Any day now. Do you remember when I accidentally released your wife was pregnant on the show and no one was supposed to know? Yep. I think about that sometimes. Yes. Now, and again,

boxing's been around for over a century in its current form and for millennia in the in the art of two men fighting each other all that being said i saw a fight this weekend where they did give the win to the wrong fucking boxer and then they had to reread the scorecards and they gave it to the right boxer and so it was a clusterfuck it was a shit show but um they made a huge mistake after the fight it was two females fighting and they gave it to the right boxer. And so it was a clusterfuck. It was a shit show. But they made a huge mistake after the fight. It was two females fighting, and they gave the win to the wrong one. God. And, dude, one of the females is an OnlyFans girl.

And now she's a world champion. You should have seen it, Pedro. Holy raccoly. Raccoly. At Kelly Cavalli, 82. Lots of LOL. Hitler clearly got under your skin, and you do obviously care. Otherwise, you haven't talked about it.

So long time in the Joker. Just own it. CrossFit is still doing things wrong. I don't care if you allegedly reviewed a thousand videos. That equals what? 166 per region. I mean, that's not good enough when people get pushed out of qualifying position. If you don't review the people now ahead of them, it's just wrong.

He didn't get under my skin. Last week, I reported on how it all went down and he put it out. And I said, because it's like in the joker that um he's a he said he was a dog chasing a car i made that comparison that that he did it and ask other people who've asked me about this i don't care that he posted him he just did what he does um i care more that they were leaked than the fact that he i would i would be disappointed if he had them and didn't post him how about that it's about that? It's just how he does his thing. So he did not get under my skin.

Are you ready for OU for you? Do you believe that? Yeah. Me too. I was watching his lips. They didn't get thin. He pulled it off, I think. But I think that's a big statement as well.

What? The question so far been so shit but that statement says a lot it should answer a lot of people who are saying what we were talking about of like oh he hates hillary oh my god he won't promote whatever that he's saying like no no first of all he made reference to hillary as the joker which plays to hillary's favor because hillary loves loves Batman and that's his whole shtick. So he made a specific reference towards something that he's fond of, a comparison that he'd find favorable.

He also is incredibly accurate as well. He is a dog chasing a car. He also said that he would be disappointed if Hitler had the workouts and didn't share the workouts. And he's more pissed off at the fact that somebody got the workouts outside of the group that should have had them in the first place. So all of that says that Hiller was dead right to do what he did and should continue to do what he's doing.

That's how I hear that. He should be pissed they leaked. Did we ever find out if there were any repercussions for that? Was anyone fired or yelled at or did we hear? I doubt it would ever go publicly anyway. Sevan, Garrett told us to tell you to eat a dick.

You tell Garrett that I'm as likely to eat a dick as she is. For the last nine weeks or so Heidi has been mocking my lack of lamp so I just wanted to shut the fuck up because I have a lamp

is that real or is that just for show no it's a real lamp I turn it up and turn it down got a little weight on the end of it that's your that's your that's your unique look that you have the Pedro I actually have a fucking full

light box oh shit I literally got this because I can conveniently move it to show her to shut her the fuck up like I like how you can bring tools and you brought in two lights I brought in a penis.

I'm winning. Rock. Dave, I have a ton of respect for you. I believe you tell the truth and mean what you say. I challenge you and or HQ to set up the workouts and judge an athlete that is out of the running for the games. Video it and put it out there for the world to see how accurate it truly can be. I don't understand this one either. Maybe I'm just maybe something.

I challenge you. As soon as I hear someone say that. It's like, it's like when people say you can do better. Like, who the fuck are you? Do you think he picked

these comments deliberately? I know he said he just kind of goes in and picks the top, whatever. Like he hates himself and he just picked all the worst ones. Like he was in a bad mood

and he's like, I'm not going to answer a genuine question about, about the quarterfinals or about semifinals so let me just pick these ones i don't understand that one's horrible too i'm not understanding a lot of what's being said at gucci read one seems like athletes are treating the crossfit rule book as if it's a democracy the reality is that athletes voluntarily sign up for competition and agree to the rules as they are written. Unfortunately, there's lack of ownership and victim mentality across the community at times. As you said, CrossFit executed on the rules they had written and

continued to evaluate for improvement in seasons to come. Well, thank you for that. At Ben Tanner 8797, hey Dave, I brought some leather coasters from you and they are amazing, although I feel like I need a manly drink to set on them other than my morning coffee. Do you have any whiskey recommendations? I don't have any whiskey recommendations right now. I'm pretty, I like to experiment. I try a lot of different things. I'm newer to whiskey drinking, so I don't think I have an as developed taste to have

some great recommendation that's going to be profound. But just experiment, have fun with it. I will say the leather coasters i don't have any currently available on the site thank you for the purchase i'm glad you enjoy them i do have olive oil still so if you guys are looking for olive oil extra virgin organic olive oil locally sourced i have some available and i have some belts i made some leather belts um there's doug Oh yeah, look. Did Doug stop at the bucket? No, I just kind of walked past it. I got one of these cans. This thing's massive, by the way.

If you want enough olive oil for the fucking rest of your life, get one of those. I bought olive oil on one of the little keychain things. I shipped to JR and then he sent it to me and it still hasn't gotten here. And he sent it like four weeks ago. Holy shit. I wonder if it's going to get stopped at the border. I don't own one of these belts.

These don't last very long. Okay, so these leather belts are not pre-cut as you ordered. Damn. Did you hear that? Yeah. Why do you mean they don't last long? Yeah, I purchased some new leather from Springfield Leather Company. Like it cracks or something.

Say that again? What do you mean it doesn't last? Oh, they don't last long. They don't last long on the store. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those fuckers sell fast. I wanted to see if he had any in stock. I guess he does still have some in stock. It's so weird that he does this, but fuck. I got some paper street coffee delivered today, too.

Wow. Look at you. Okay, let's see if Doug actually drinks the water. Actually, I'm wearing one. Level belts with titanium hardware, so that's kind of unique. The buckles, titanium, and the screws, the Chicagoago screws that's what these are called are titanium and then so i take a big piece of high a big hide this this batch not this one but the current batch that's on the site is uh from herman oak leather it's a herman oak is a tannery that's been around for over a century

and they're known for high quality leather so i take a high, then I cut the straps and then I finished the edges. And then I mount the hardware, cut the, cut the holes, mount the hardware. And so I have this all set up and it's a big long strap. And then when you order it, you have to watch a video. There's very specific, a very specific way for ordering this belt. You just don't order your pant size. You have to basically measure from right here, from this point, all the way down to the hole you most commonly wear on a belt. Give me that length, and then I go, and I cut the tail end off, and then I cut the five holes. Do you think... Oh, God, that's a pain in the ass.

That would make it right there, so I wouldn't order one. Do you think when, if someone sends him their waist size, do you ever think he looks like a fat piece of shit? I should text him. I should text him. What's the longest belt you've ever sold? Let me see. What's the longest belt you have sold? And did you judge them? And did you judge them?

And did you judge? No, I better not. What if he tells me yes? Someone asked, did I pay customs on the coffee delivery? I did, but it was only like $5 or something insignificant. God, that sucks

that every time we send you guys stuff that you have to what's that called that customs import Judy or something oh he says I said what's the longest belt you've sold he said not sure not long though cheesy replied very quickly you guys must be tight

maybe 40 inches how many hours sleep do you get a night six how many do you think he gets eight like where the fuck does he have time to do like oh yeah i'm just gonna start making some belts like he has kids and shit doesn't he and he travels a lot with cross yeah um he does i asked him that too he basically does them in batches right so he'll have a day off and he'll just go in there and fucking get to work on it. You know what I mean? He does them in small batches.

Ask him how small a belt. Oh, okay. What's the smallest? Should I ask him, has anyone ever hung themselves with one of your belts what's that auto asphyxiation what's the thing where you jerk off when you put a belt around your neck yeah I think you had it right auto asphyxiation

ask him if anyone's done that here it comes I got the three dots what's the smallest oh 32 32 alright the three dots what's the smallest oh 32 all right i but i nap i nap in the middle of the day do you nap i nap no i don't fucking nap i nap i'm a napper. God, I got old.

Saying auto asphyxiation wasn't on my bingo card for today. No. Hey, when do you get into your new studio? It's being... I don't know. You guys don't do this, I don't think. It's being skimmed tomorrow. You guys just kind of patch it and then paint it don't you like plasterboard or

drywall yeah they put drywall up so we have drywall and then they tape it and then they cover it all with like basically really sloppy concrete and it turns like into a plaster yeah is it bumping no no it's like it's like a mirror it's crazy smooth and then then you paint that mirror um so it's being the guy that's doing it said he's about halfway done and why do you guys do that for insulation why do you do that i don't know because will sent me a picture of his room before it was painted and i was like that's not plastered and he was like no that's what we do though so i don't know why and it looks the drywall looks exactly the same as when we use so they're just fleecing us from one of the fuckers um so yeah it's going to be dry it'll be like finished tomorrow ready to paint

on thursday and then i'm going to move all the shit from here out to there um probably have a lot of do you have a lot of outlets in there yeah i, so I designed it basically. So I got to put like, I got sort of like two, you know, like normal plug sockets in each corner. And then one of the quarters has four. So that's the corner of the desk. And then I also, I was like,

oh, is it possible when the, where's the guy taking the power from that's going out there? And he said, oh, your current gym. And I was like, oh, fuck, that's where my router is. I was like, can you bring a broadband cable out from like with the power from that's going out there and he said oh your current gym and i was like oh fuck that's where my router is i was like can you bring a broadband cable out from like with the power so they got piped internet going out there too oh that's awesome yeah i'm really excited all right will you carpet it no i've got gym mats ordered like they're here i just haven't put them down

yet will that be good enough to for the so it's not echoey do the are those good like sound yeah it's gonna be fairly full of like equipment and stuff but i think the wall and like directly in front of me the kind of corner i'll be in i'm gonna put like those you know those kind of pads kind of squishy pads or whatever on the wall we'll be freezing in there in the winter i got a heater and it's really well insulated damn Damn. I'm really excited about it. Do you turn your computer off when you're not using it? Yeah. I see. So the, I really want to get an Apple,

you know, like the mini Mac or whatever. The studio. I don't think I'd need a studio, but like, you know, the small, you can get the little.

Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Square one. Cause at the minute, everything like, so my laptop connects to everything. So then if I,

like I was doing, I did two little 10-minute recordings earlier on this morning, or after work, and in between, my laptop went into sleep mode. So then my Rodecaster, when I went back into StreamYard, my Rodecaster wasn't being set up. So I had to turn off my Rodecaster, unplug it, turn it back on, plug it back in to get it going again. So I'd love to just have something that's there all the time, and i can just shake the mouse to start it instead of plugging everything in plugging

everything out yeah um but yeah that's after i recover financially from the building i'll consider that uh and then what would you what would you do for a second monitor if you got a Mac Mini? You just have to get a second monitor too? Yeah, well, I have the monitor you got me. Okay. And then I'd have the laptop, I guess. I don't know. The monitor you got me is fucking massive.

I don't think I'd need a second one, would I? I don't know. I like having a lot of monitors. How big is it 32 inches or 27 inches 32 i'd say oh so you could have two screens open two yeah easily easily especially what i've until you got me this i was basically working on my laptop so um do you use an external hard drive uh if i'm doing yeah if i record stuff i transfer from an sd card onto a star drive and then i just leave it there and plug it in and out my laptop when

i'm editing or whatever because i'm looking at mac mini oh we should do this later but fuck it whatever it's my show a mac mini is a good Mac mini is the same price as a Mac Air and a Mac mini are basically the same price what's a Mac Air laptop is it yeah yeah you might as well just get a new laptop no but I have a new laptop what do you mean new I bought it when I was at

the games no it's not new I bought this because you fucking bullied me it's not good enough that's not new i bought this because you fucking bullied me it's not good enough it's not okay enough apple talk okay here we go um do it for fun it's a it's a uh cool way to express some of the creativity creativity it's a good creative outlet for, I enjoy making things like this and doing this. And then since I had the olive oil site,

I decided to start selling some leather stuff on there. I've been doing leather for a while, giving stuff to friends, et cetera. Anyway, so that took a crazy turn. At livingbig1, hey Dave, I appreciate the level of ownership taken during the qualifiers, quarterfinals, workouts. Upholding the standards is more important than individuals' feelings.

I hope you have a team that's devoted and thoughtful to the methodology and sport supporting you. Any chance you will be at any of the semis. Cheers. We do have a great team. We have a great team working on all aspects of this, not only in sport, but throughout CrossFit. And I am very privileged to work with them and honored to serve. I don't think that's true. I don't think that they have great teams working everywhere.

Oh, you looked down there. we do have a great team we have a great team working on all aspects of this not only and i am very privileged to work with him and honored to serve them and the community at chico quesad oh and will i be at any of the semis so i'm supposed to go to the european semi that's not true and they're privileged to work with him thank you i um i told daniel chaffee who's running the french throwdown i would be there Thank you. or what do they call it now? I forgot. For the week. I'll be there for a few days with some of our army efforts that we have that are ongoing. Oh, and then I will go to the two North America semis.

So I'll be at Knoxville and I will be in Carson. So if you have not purchased your tickets yet or made plans to go to semifinals, tickets are still available for both events. Oh, so I'll see them. Next week. Okay, this is at Chico quesada next week i'm coming

to hear dave hey woman to ask him if he'll drive down hey i'm driving i am driving down to carson on wednesday want to ride with me ask him if he's gonna be like fuck you this one's not gonna be his kind when he's making uh when he's putting the holes in the belt is it faster to use a little tool to do it or is it easier to use his teeth and think about the great team he has surrounding him at CrossFit. That's funny. I was actually going to start typing. I'm going to Carson. Can I carpool with you all? Yeah, totally. I don't know if you can come back with me, but

you can definitely go down with me. Mike also asked if he was in Ireland and wanted to say he just masturbated. Is it appropriate to say I just pulled me handle off? No, it's not like. No, it's not. Hey, when he next time, did he talk to a rod this round?

Remind me next time he's on the show. Someone to ask him about a rod. Yeah, I'm going to I'm going to Carson on Wednesday by myself. So if anyone wants to drive down with me, you're welcome. Not anyone. That's not true. If you think that comment applies to you, he doesn't mean you. Yeah.

But definitely, you could. Poor boy, I'd love to have you come with me. All right. Here we go. Talking about Jesus. I'm not going to talk about him. Next week. Okay. This is at Chico Quesada. Next week, I'm coming to hear Dave talking about Jesus. I'm not going to talk about him on this one. I'll leave it there. At Demo Thesis, when you finish reading the Bible, maybe a podcast

with Greg Amundsen in some form or fashion would be a great way to organize your thoughts through conversation. I would love to have a conversation with Greg Amundsen in some form or fashion would be a great way to organize your thoughts through conversation. I would love to have a conversation with Greg Amundsen on the topic. Definitely not ready to do a podcast on it. That's, I need to organize my thoughts way more before I can talk about this topic on a podcast. This is like, I'm super entry level right now. I'm in the beginning journey of learning about

and studying some of this stuff. So on that boxing match I was talking about earlier, I'm in the beginning journey of learning about and studying some of this stuff. So on that boxing match I was talking about earlier, that was an undercard. Do you go to church? No, I used to until I was about 15 or so. That was the undercard of Lomachenko.

Lomachenko fights... No, I was just going to say, on Christmas Day, obviously that's a big day for church. I refused to go to church. I said, no, like, like, what's the point? I don't believe in God. So what's the point?

And my dad said, if you don't go to, we call it mass. He said, if you don't go to mass, you don't get any Christmas dinner. The fucker held out till 11 PM. Oh, wow. Oh, you didn't go? No, I was like, it's just so stupid. Like, I don't,

it makes no difference to me. Me going begrudgingly. I know, but just to go with your parents. Just go with your parents. I went with my parents for like 15 years and then. Just go with your parents for fun. I do plenty for them. Don't worry.

Okay, fine. Okay, fine. You do. Don't tell me what to do. Again, it was really cool to see him fight and dominate his his opponent so hopefully he can come back in the scene and have some other big fights anyway murph's coming up

don't forget to sign up service cup don't forget to sign up for murph at the murph challenge website donate support the michael murphy foundation through the murph challenge also the service cup is coming up too at the end of the month if you have not signed up yet sign up for another chance to compete with me. And we have some pretty cool shirts available through that, through signing up for that competition. And again, with the service cup, you don't have to be, you don't, you don't have to have done the open. So anyone can sign up for it and you can measure up against like ability

people in your occupation in a certain number of occupations. And then finally, as I mentioned before, once again, semifinals coming up. So be sure to get tickets. And also the age group semifinal, online semifinals are closing today. So pretty soon we'll actually have our first batch of athletes who are slated to go to the CrossFit Games. And their games, their event will be in Birmingham later in the year after the CrossFit Games, because this is the first year where we've separated the age groups from the crossfit games all right that's it thanks for watching see you next time oh my goodness who gives a shit hey um good job dave thank you thank you for addressing us i know that some people do give a shit so i

appreciate you um giving them a little sustenance too what was he talking about oh what the fuck are the service games and who's doing them and how do you sign up what do you have do you go to if you go to rogue uh there it's through them with beyond the whiteboard and crossfit and it's like teachers nurses doctors military first responders like there's all different categories you can put yourself in. Or coach or affiliate owner. A guide to the 2024 CrossFit Service Open and Service Cup. Learn more about the service. Okay.

Calling all service members. The Service Open celebrated who selfishly. Now it's time for the second stage of it. The Service Cup will be virtual competition. But what is it? Oh, okay. Here it is. They can compete against peers in their professions for fun or for bragging rights why not both and the title of fittest in their profession is this being um first competition starts uh thursday june 6th

Thursday, June 6th. Register now. So I think it's like $10. And then it's like, whatever, $30 to get a t-shirt. And the t-shirt says your thing on it. You know, you can get like a first responder t-shirt, a military t-shirt,

whatever. All for $10? No. For whatever extra. You know, tur All for $10? No. For whatever extra. $10 entry fee in competition. $35 to get you entry and official CrossFit Service Cup t-shirt. Why doesn't CrossFit do this? Can you get a t-shirt

when you sign up for the Open? Yeah. What was annoying to me is that it's $10 and then in the uk it's 11 pounds which is like 20 bucks 19 dollars or something and then in ireland it's like 12 euro 13 euro or something so it's like 15 dollars it's kind of like fuck you okay so is this a rogue event or a crossfit event it's crossfit but rogue are running it

are do like they're doing the back end stuff i guess and beyond the whiteboard you have to put your scores into beyond whiteboard i think and the workouts are already set workout one workout two workout three oh fuck i didn't realize that and then what is that i wonder is that a leak and there's and there's a rule book oh it's short you're not sharing the right screen now oh shit okay fine thank you anyway I wonder if that's going to be a popular event

it's replacing the what was the what was the fucking thing that they got rid of what was the actual name of it occupational games yeah yeah it seems to be just replacing that right dude that's incredible I need to have you on the show more normally I never

think of stuff before anyone you just call me stupid retarded okay awesome oh let's see if Taylor's still on with Clinton nope I'm retarded. Okay. Awesome. Oh, let's see if Taylor's still on with Clinton. Nope. Nope.

You want to watch the Donald Trump rally? It's live. You never ask. You know, they opened a portal between New York and Dublin. I saw that. What? I read a headline today that said Dublin City Council to change rules and parameters around portal after unethical displays. That's awesome.

How long did that take? A day before someone got their dick out. I wonder if there's a live... I wonder if on YouTube you would think there would be live, right? Live from the portal. What's it called? Live Dublin New York portal? Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, I guess. Yeah, it's basically just a Zoom call. Like, portal is definitely the wrong word. Damn, that sucks that they don't have a live... Yeah, it'd be cool to see the two circles. Yeah, this thing's cool. New arts installation connects New York City to Dublin someone put their

phone in front of it with a video of the Twin Towers being hit well that sounds very Irish so that wouldn't surprise me someone wow is that hate speech hate display hate meme alright thank you

everyone thank you tomorrow morning Justin Kotler 7am that's gonna be good you think? yeah talk to you guys later

Pedro thank you bye