The Sevan Podcast - The Ultimate CrossFit Games Behind the Scenes Crew w/ Mariah Moore & Andrew Hiller

Episode Date: August 1, 2023

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I really do. Yeah, I think so. No, you ever heard Terry Crews say it? Imagine a Terry Crews voice. Toodaloo. Toodaloo. Maybe it sounds like a bye again. Oh, look, Caleb,

what do you think? Toodaloo. Is that hello or goodbye? No, that's later. I think he's rolling over to Urban Dictionary as we speak. Yeah. Hey, Miss Burns, we're going to schedule, you're going to see a ton of shows scheduled. We're going to schedule two shows every single day.

We're not going off the air. We're not fucking late. Yeah, and I'm going to put up three videos a day. Yes. Three videos? Matt called me. Susan and I had a late night talk. I wasn't sure if it was just.

It was late, actually. What time was it there? Oh, it would have been 11 here. I like our three-way phone calls. You know, it just felt late because it was a long day. What did you say? I like our three-way phone calls. I'm kind of just sitting here wishing I was there.

I tap you in. Did you notice how I always bring one of you guys in without telling the other one? Like I do it really quick. Yeah. Like I don't tell anyone. Good morning. Hey hey good morning hey mariah what do you think do you think toodaloo is is only for saying goodbye this guy says toodaloo yeah what's the context i think he's saying it like hi but i think he's using the word toodaloo wrong yeah that's wrong okay all right think he's using the word to the Lou wrong. Yeah, that's wrong. Okay. All right. Well,

he's not here anymore. So maybe it was him leaving. Oh, like he just, Oh, okay. Mrs. Burns.

I'm already having withdrawals, not seeing more shows scheduled. So my interpretation is wrong. His usage is right. Don't worry, Mrs. Burns. Oh,

don't worry. Don't you worry. Um, there's nothing really to say. This is the team. Me over here, Sevan, then over there's Andrew Hiller. And then all – Andrew, when I point this way, will you point to Matt? One second.

I did something really quick. Oh, boy. Here we go. Means goodbye. Well, thank you. Okay. Anything else? It's like a paper towel toodaloo another oh it is another

word for a paper towel yeah paper towel to you too mister i peed on the floor can you bring me a toodaloo hand me that toodaloo yeah look at mariah she's already like fuck why am i here i was like i don't pee on the floor like you idiots. Uh-uh. I'm teaching my kid, though. My son? Holy shit. How to pee on the floor? No, how to not pee on the floor. Hey.

That's a tough age, too. You're really young. Sorry? You've got multiple children. Yeah, I have three-year-old twins and then we just had a baby three months ago. I was going to say the baby's a little too young. When she says we, she means she did. How incredibly sexist of me.

Take your price for any credit. It's okay. He's fine with it. We know. Lawn mowing time. Behind the scenes fun. Thank you. Michael Banyan watching while on my flight San Diego to Atlanta. You can do that? You're watching this in the air?

Dude, everyone buys the $8 Wi-Fi now. Everyone. Everyone. Starling is trying to get something onto planes. What are you shooting with, Mariah? Well, I'm debating.

I could go red. Because I'm incredibly biased. And that would make event coverage really nice and easy. And we would get that. What does it go? 120 at 4Kk but it's crisp crisp one why would it be easy what's what's easy about it i've just it's my main camera for the past 10 years oh you're using it actually probably the easiest camera to shoot on i think the sony is

like 10 times harder in my opinion no kidding how, because it's, everything's shot and is it's raw. So you can, you can go adjust exposure and, and color temp and all of that post. None of it. What about the focus? Oh, the focus.

It's got great focus assist and the monitor's huge. You get, you can get like a nine inch. What's it, what's it called? Which red is it? I would probably go with the scarlet and then and there's no issue with cards and batteries and i mean no it's no different in my opinion to anything else wow and uh uh what about for a

mic you put you you put a mic on it yeah just a big old shotgun. And would you shoot interviews with that too? Oh yeah, that's what we usually do. That's what I've always done with behind the scenes for the documentaries and stuff. I don't think you should worry about matching footage if that's your go-to camera. Well, I mean, it would be again, it's raw, so it would be flat

anyway. It would still stand out though. As looking better? Yeah just it'd be clean yeah um there was some stuff patrick rio shot i saw in 4k and then i saw later on some red footage of the same event and i thought what patrick rio shot was amazing and then i saw the four the red footage i was like holy crap i can't believe it gets better than the sony but it was obvious yeah no no not not sold okay 50 burpees time and i like 20 people in the audience just had ptsd hey michael not only can you watch this show from outer space but you can um

uh you can join it like i did You can do money. Hey, can you look out the window and tell me if you see the curvature of the Earth? There's no way. Hey, dude, I'm bringing a ruler. Don't see my gloves going. Don't see my gloves. I'm about to find out if I'm a stationary Earther. Pro tractor?

Pro tractor, yeah. Look out the window, hold the Pro Tracker up. Johnny, from my kids' college fun to the behind-the-scenes fun, you're good too. I hope your wife kicks you in the balls for that. Thanks for the hard work you do. Depending on how old you are, college might not be a thing or how old your kid is.

What are you shooting with? Yeah, skip college. What are you shooting with, Hiller? Sony A7S III. Yeah. And I have an A7IV. That's what this is up here. That's what I do all my videos on.

It directly links into the computer, and the A7S III doesn't do that. It doesn't do that. It doesn't do shit Is that is the a7 for the a7 for our a7 r4 is this different camera? No, it's the hybrid one That's kind of half video half Photography, but it's also a little bit newer. So it's got a couple of features The unit understand You won't understand how I could link it. You want to shoot with two cameras?

You want to have one as like your event coverage camera and one as your interview camera? I've got one that you've informed that I should have a longer lens on to grab a bunch of B-roll with. And then one that I should have a shorter lens and the shotgun mic on to interview with. Okay. Yeah, that's how I'm doing too. Mariah, you just shoot with one camera. And then what do you do? Switch lenses?

This is the interview one. Right here. I like it. Look at you. I've been practicing with it. What lens you got on there? It's 24-70 2.8 Sony.

I'm going to shoot fixed. I'm going to refer to you on a lot of stuff. The same way that I refer to Simon on a lot of stuff. Are you frozen? No, I'm listening. She's a very still game she's like this fucking idiot what's he doing with this shit that's what i was gonna say

i'm like oh no she's making me a little bit she's made me feel something no no no because that's what i was i was thinking about that because i'm like okay the sony is a lot because it's a full frame camera right so it's it's a lot wider. So I was thinking about, I have to get, if I want Sony, I would have to get a smaller mic because the shotgun that I would have, cause I like to shoot on a 16 to 35 for behind the scenes. The mic would definitely be in the shot. I've got a 20. When does it get in the shot?

When you pull back to 16 mil, you'll see the mic. On the Sony. Yeah. I'm going to bring a, I'm using a long Sennheiser mic on mine with a 20 mil on my Sony, but I'm bringing an Audio-Technica short one. Yeah, that's what I was thinking,

having to get a small one, because I have the Rode mic that's big, too. I'm just like, that would get in the shot. I would be concerned it would. Sarah Cox, thank you. Hey, Sarah, wait till you see. I didn't show you this. We got some bumpers last night that came in

that we'll be putting on all of our reels. Awesome. They came in last night. Mariah, I'm going to shoot everything on this. The GoPro. Can you match footage on this? Hey, the thing is, it's actually not a

horrible idea if you had a place to mount it on top of one of your cameras. Oh, I can do that. No, you know what you need to do? You know what you need to do? You need to ask Dave if you can mount it to one of the bikes. Oh, dude. I have a memory card that will record for 10 hours.

I can just stick it somewhere, let it go. Just ask him. You do it, Sevan. You have a better chance of getting a yes. Or find an athlete. There's nothing against the athletes doing it. I'm sure they would have to get it cleared.

Has an athlete ever worn a camera out there on the field of play in any of the events that you know of? Not that I'm aware of, which makes me think they were probably not allowed to. I think I've only seen it at Rogue. Interesting. I can see one of those athletes doing that for their IG, going out there with their phone, setting it out there for the workout. Yeah.

Local competition athletes do that all the time, and they put their phone down at the end of the lane thanks live streaming to instagram and something they do well hey also it's also like hey if you want to uh if they if they call you on like a bad rep or something you have your own footage like hey here check this out and then they'll say you can't use that because screw you, that's why. Hey, I was thinking about mailing my peptides to the hotel. I don't know if they're banned. I just don't want to get on the plane with a bunch of needles and cotton.

Dude, you're flying out of the Bay Area. You're good to go. I can't imagine. Sir, did you want one of your needles? You got your own? Okay, Narcan. Okay, you're flying out of the Bay area. You're good to go. I hand them out. Sir, did you want one of your needles? You got your own? Okay. Narcan. Okay.

You're all set. Thank you. Next in line, please. They have a place for, uh, what? This isn't legal advice, but you're probably right. You should send them in the mail. And then at the very minimum, don't bring them on the plane with you. Like check those. And even then he still should send them on the plane with you like check those and even then you still should

send them in the mail what do you think i could put the needles in my bag the one that you're checking sure yeah yeah i'd say there's a 10 chance you get boned they're right there 10 you say count me in in hey the needles are in bags needles aren't illegal I ordered them on Amazon toodaloo I can't order those on Amazon here say it again

I can't order those on Amazon here they don't send them to my house Chicago hey Mariah um how how long before you're completely covered in sweat out there you'll go out there you'll you'll grab your camera you do you do fanny pack oh yeah uh and then do you do a strap around your neck for your camera no what do you do you just hold it yeah they're They're too big to just let go of. Oh, yeah.

You just feel like your whole neck will come down when you set it down. And then how long before you're just completely covered in sweat? Minutes. Minutes. Yeah. Okay. Good. That entry period is kind of weird, right?

What do you mean by that? Like, I just remember when I shoot in hot conditions it's like oh this sucks this sucks i'm cool with this you're just wet you go from just kind of sweaty to like all right i'm soaked i'm good yeah i mean we're you and i are a bit spoiled when in california every any weather anywhere else sucks compared to here and so you just just accept the sweatiness you wear deodorant you wear deodorant yeah you. I'm applying it like 10 times a day. Wow. Hippie stuff or like the stuff with chemicals and aluminum in it?

No, the hippie shit, the one kind that makes your armpits hurt. Oh, like you have like a rock, like a crystal? Is that what you have? Do you have the crystal? No. It's native, I think it is. It's like kind of hippie, kind of not. It's like the greenwashed hippie shit.

Caleb's going to find it. I think I am going to bring a stick of deodorant on this trip. Do you not wear deodorant? No, never. Okay, did you go through a phase where you smelled like shit and then all of a sudden you didn't smell like anything anymore? No, no. I don't remember.

Or do you just smell bad all the time i don't know do i do i smell suza do you think of me do you think of me smelling i'm fine if i do no you do not smell and i don't i don't really wear a lot of yeah that's that's the stuff i i use hey mariah hiller doesn't use soap at all like i don't use soap on my hair he doesn't use body soap even i don't wash my body either oh i don't know how many people do i mean why isn't it like that you're like stripping like the good oils off your skin anyway if you well one you're not supposed to shower every day about hair too if you shampoo it strips the oil out of your hair yeah so i only shampoo my hair like once a week. Me too. That's common. I like to fuck up.

I used to wash my face like when I was in high school and stuff like when I had zits. Then somewhere along the line, I just stopped washing my face. Did you still do that? That's actually when I figured it out. In high school, I'm thinking the more I use this crap to fix the acne, the worse it gets and I stopped using it and it went away. Why would I use anything?

How often do you bathe your kids, Sevan? A lot. Really? Yeah. Basically, they're so – my kids all sweat now. But when I say bathe them, I mean – This is a boy thing. I just put them in the shower.

So every – and it's also like this, right? So if I take them somewhere, let's say if we go play tennis for three hours and then they have jujitsu, I have to bathe them. I have to wash their feet. They can't get on the mats all dirty and no kid wants to roll with them. So then I'll put them in the shower. And when I say put them in the shower, I have this kind of like open shower and I put all three of them in it and then they'll ask me to come in there.

So I just kind of hang out in the bathroom. I'm usually like looking at Instagram and shit and just talking to them. And then, and then I try to keep them clean before jujitsu. Then they do jujitsu or some other tennis. Then we come home and work out and then, and then they shower again. That's what my son looks like every day.

You know what we do? We were making a joke yesterday, Tyson and I about how he's got my son wears two outfits a day like a pre-nap outfit and a post-nap outfit because he's so fucking filthy by the time he's down for a nap he's got to get a whole new set of clothes for the second

half of the day I make my kids change their underwear every time they come home because I remember being a kid and loved wearing fresh underwear and so if we go out and play tennis first thing we do when we come home because i remember being a kid and loved wearing fresh underwear and they so so if we go out and play tennis the first thing we do when we come home and they jump on my bed and shit they're all like they're all over the house so as soon as we come home i'm like take your pants off and change your underwear and put on you know if you want yeah yeah but um i don't like dirty kids to be like so every time my kids get out of the car i wipe their face every time

jeez you committed yeah hey there's only one entrance and exit into the van so to get by me they got to get wiped is there a question you can ask the athletes behind the scenes if did you shower do you shower yeah totally that's a great question that's a great question yeah you can shower alone I have a super collab video. Do you shower alone? You'd be shocked by the percentage of athletes that said yes. Mariah's hot. No wonder athletes prefer her.

No one said they prefer her. No one said that. No one said that. No one had to. No one said that even for a second we know wow just like so much presuppositions all uh clive mclaughlin my own personal uh uh advice column for how i should shoot in my dms behind the scenes needs to hear your interaction from behind the camera please get the deity 4 duo two-way shotgun mic i sent you so is that how we're gonna do it do we want

because i've always tried to phrase questions in a way that you don't have to hear me asking the questions that the context is in their answer let me see this mic um i try to do that i just fail oh damn i have two mics on my camera yeah i think mics is the way to go though that way you can turn off one channel if you wanted to that's it thank you clive for sending that um maybe you should turn your computer off for one second while i say this. I would never put something that cheap on my camera. Okay. But you can come back,

Clive. Thoughtful of you. Hey, but you know what? You know, the, there is a Canon 50 mil, like prime.

It's only like a hundred bucks. It's a fucking good lens. Yeah. I have some lenses like that yeah i would use a share of that lens yeah cheap primes yeah yeah um uh magnus homegrown sevan is the ugly friend that makes the athletes look better mariah is a threat to their beauty i've always kind of felt that way about that they used to call Greg and Lauren used to call Sevan and the good looking one

because we did all our projects together so it was Sevan and it was me and Carrie Peterson and it was just Sevan and the good looking one it used to hurt a little bit not a lot but a little do you still see Carrie? I don't but he lives near me yeah good dude yeah he lives near me. Yeah. Good dude.

Yeah, he lives near me. I don't like to hear my voice, actually. I prefer not to hear it. I prefer not to hear it. Why don't you listen to any of your own shows? Say it again? That's why you don't re-watch any of your own shows. Well, no, I don't have time. That's what you say, but you don't like to hear your own voice. That's why you don't rewatch any of your own shows. Well, no, I don't have time.

That's what you said, but you don't like to hear your own voice. That's the real reason. Oh, maybe that too. I know. We will start shooting. When do you get in, Mariah? Wednesday. Wednesday night.

I can't do it, Sally. I got too many kids. Yeah, I hear you. But the events don't really start till Thursday correct so I'll get there Monday I'll start getting up like what just all the all the stuff's building up to the event right stuff with Dave stuff with Adrian um Hiller will be there too Hiller can start getting venue shots, B-roll shots. I'm talking to, we can start interviewing, what are they called? Volunteers and judges.

Why'd you come here? Just all that stuff. Just, you know, building up to the scenery, build the scene. Yeah. And then Thursday morning, hit the ground running. Kayla, what time do you get there? When do you get there?

Thursday morning. And when do you get there, Sousa? Tuesday night. Okay. And then we patrick rios and his wife coming and and uh suza's wife will be there and so we'll have a good team of uh producers to help with keeping all the camera people fed and then i guess my only concern is then we just need to put together a plan for and we'll take uh your lead on that mariah on how to uh how we want to ingest the footage and and duplicate it and then also um uh there's a gentleman there named eric barnhart who's running the broadcast and just be ready in case he needs something of ours. They haven't said that they would, but I would love to, if they did need something to do our part to contribute to that. You know what I mean?

If they're on the broadcast and that we had some sort of angle or interview or something that they wanted. Yeah. Barney's fantastic. What you call him? Barney. Barney. Can I call him that? Or should I just go with Mr.

Barnhart? I think you can do whatever you want. All right, cool. Mr. Rambler, go ahead. No, I'm going to call him Barney. That's cool. That's cool. I like that.

I like Barney. It's a good dinosaur. Rambler, ask what they ate and drank before each event. That too. It's fine. You can always start with some dumb questions too it's fine it's it's good it's no don't feel any um any uh any any judgment please film seven on interviewing laura horvath okay why hey what's it what uh because it's just we have a trip we have a trippy thing going

what's the deal with la have a trippy thing going. What's the deal with Laura? Are you good with filming Laura? I was listening to Lauren Khalil talk about her too. It sounds like she doesn't do any interviews anymore. But at the event, it sounds like she does do interviews. Yeah. I think Laura, she's... Talking to Ben, because Ben's her coach, I think.

They got a funny coaching dynamic. I think Ben suggests things and doesn't tell her what to do. They have a really great relationship in that sense. I think she just doesn't like to partake in any pre-event

interviews or anything like that because she just doesn't want the distraction. She's great on site she's really funny yeah and in the videos i see of her like the vlog stuff she seems crazy comfortable in front of the camera yeah she is she's great she just got i think she's got a little bit of rbf what's that oh oh i just think she has great skin. And she needs to take advantage. She needs to strike now before she fades off into the sunset and probably regrets not doing more media.

Sevan, when will the Sevan podcast sponsor an athlete? It starts with an n ends in a never than an ever yeah it's a lot of her yeah i thought you were gonna say now yeah no but i no i'm making a real shot at it next year yeah what is that i sponsor colt we already do sponsor we sponsor colton m. I mean, I can't give anything more than, like, what do you mean sponsor? I don't even know what that means. They gave him all free shirts at Waterpalooza. Jessica Valenzuela, Laura is probably just super focused.

Here's the thing, what I think about the relationships. I'd be curious what you think about this too, Mariah. Being a filmmaker is crazy. At the end of the day, when you tally up even if you make a million dollars on your movie you tally up all your shit that you've done and you're like oh i made three dollars an hour and it's it's hard it is really really really hard yeah i mean it's a lot of fucking money and a lot of fucking time i was to finish out the last documentary i was

crying in my office at 2 a.m every single night for like three weeks straight when i was 38 like between 36 and 39 weeks pregnant just to get it to the finish line because it was so late yes yes yes okay yeah and and so there's like, I, Hiller the other day is like, calls me and he's like, dude, this video made $234. And I'm like, dude,

that's awesome. So I spent 1300 hours on it. I'm like, Oh, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, so, so at the end of the day, what you really are hoping for as a filmmaker, what you're really hoping for is, is that you give your subject something that then they can parlay into something for themselves. That's like, you're really hoping for that. You're

rooting for that. You want your athlete to come back to me like, dude, after I was on your podcast, I got a, I got a sponsor from swolverine and you're like yeah that's awesome thank you that's cool it makes me so happy or hey dude my mom had never heard me say that and and you got it out of me and you're just you just want to add value to their life that's what you're trying to do sorry go ahead mariah well we've gotten feedback before too of like hey this some of these athletes don't see the value in these doc like don't see the value in being featured in these documentaries anymore. I'm just like,

wait, what? I'd love to hear who that is. That's why the whole behind the scenes might be about Vellner. We had him on and he's like, I'm ready, I'll take the media. He's hilarious.

I keep telling Pat, you are not allowed to retire ever. And if there is no swim, he's going to be the champ. He's the people's champ. He's going to be so hard to beat if there's no swim. I fucking love that guy. So, yeah, I don't – the whole goal is to give a voice to people. Hey, I had that same relationship with Paper Street Coffee. And I have the same relationship.

I have a really casual relationship with California Peptides too. But Paper Street Coffee came on and they're like, hey, I just want to add value to the show. And next thing you know, he's selling coffee. He's about to open his first brick and mortar location. Street Coffee came on and they're like, hey, I just want to add value to the show. Next thing you know, he's selling coffee. That's awesome. He's about to open his first brick and mortar location. He's got employees. There's going to be some cool stuff he has. We'll see at the games too. And he gets his employees

from the chat. Don't we all? How do you think I got here? George, United States Marine Corps. Yes. Holy shit, Dick Butter. Dick.

Are you going to wear old school nanos to the games? I am going to wear old school nanos to the games. Dick. Dick Butter. Dick Butter, $1.99. Lamar. Lamar, get a profile pic dude you've been in i i got anything make your profile pic oldest open x hanging from the bar how come no one's done that yet 199 okay i know i'm just so uncomfortable with it i'm so i'm such a liberal, like, as Greg said, I have a liberal poor man's mindset. What?

I was like, hey, dude, it's pretty good. Pretty good. That's amazing. I think it's a record. Mariah's like, Mariah's right there like, I should start a YouTube channel. That was the first time she thought that. No. I'm one of those ones that I'm like, please don't ever, I hate being in front of the camera.

I'll stay behind it. I can tell. You're really boisterous today. You're really giving it your all. I like your background over there. My office? Yeah, it looks cool. Where are you sitting now? At my husband's desk.

Oh, is your standing? What do you sit on? There's one of those office chairs that you can raise to standing height or you can stand. Oh, that's What's the one? That was the first rendition

from the 2018 Docs graphics. So that was like one of those inspo, not inspo, it was just the first rendition of some of the graphics that we were doing for it dick that's a lot of butter you are really cool thank you yeah thank you that's incredible caleb where are you sitting i always think that that's your living room and you've hung a ceo sebon podcast and i've always wanted to ask you, but I just imagine your wife thinking you're fucking nuts.

I used to be in my living room, but then I moved upstairs into one of the bedrooms. Oh, so that's an office. Yeah. That makes me feel better. Damn, I just like this. I like this comment too. Damn dick. No, it's damn dick.

Like damn dick. Damn dick. Down too. Damn dick. No, it's damn dick. Like damn dick. Damn dick. Down dick. Damn dick. Jesus Christ, dicky. Jesus Christ, dicky. That C4 picture gets me every time. Oh, I never even saw that.

Oh my goodness. Oh my God. I've seen the c4 i never saw it like yeah product placement eaten beaver i've been thinking about the cuts and the behind the scenes oh yeah hey i'm telling you it is going to be wonderful for the behind the scenes when the behind the scenes come out you're going to see why i love the cut so much it's very it's very emotional and dramatic and i'm gonna and we know who to follow it's like it like as soon as like though i'm just gonna be completely honest those bottom tier athletes are the most starved

and the best on camera they're the coolest and most accommodating and and all the drama is going to be around them no one cares where pat or justin or roman is going to be on day one they're going to be just destroying shit and so you're going to be with these really beautiful people like aunt haynes you know shelby neal and you're going to be like and then you're going to be just i mean just super photogenic athletes and uh you're going to get to see them go through some shit as the cuts roll up. Sorry, Shelby. Sorry. Kaike?

Kaike Cervini, yeah. He said he's going to win the games, dude. Follow him. Okay, yeah. Paige Semenzyk, what a great talker. Yeah, a shy girl. her and colton are kind of the same in the sense that they're shy but they push they'll blah blah they're they're like trying to accommodate the filmmaker you know what i mean i love that i've been thinking about the

cuts in the behind the scenes for athletes every minute spent at the games ups your chance for sponsors plus every second in front of the camera yeah you agree with that mariah yeah so be really good and don't get cut that too that yeah just hang around all the cut lines you'll get tons of uh oh we did we crossed 23 000 yeah i going to say something because I just watched it happen. Oh, did you in real time? Yeah, it was cool. Katie Gannon, Mariah Moore, you are a legend.

Craig Ritchie has entered the chat. He is? Oh, what's up, Craig? Oh, you said you're a legend. Oh, oh. It's the same, man. Mariah looks like Flash's daughter from the comic

book. Somebody look this up. Chelsea Miller. Jesus crime needs to turn into the Mariah fan club. Get your own podcast. Chelsea Miller, you do great, though, Mar though mariah why though why can't it just be you do great mariah why though though what oh wow jessica parker kennedy canadian actress she portrayed nora west allen x uh s in the flash and supergirl are you canadian no very much not interesting five one how tall are you five three okay you are not five three you are not five no i thought it was five four no we

talked about this i thought i was in person a lot and then i measured we measured and i'm actually five three all right seven aren't you like five'5", 5'6"? I am 5'5". Solid 5'5". You will see. Caleb's like 6'2". Caleb's so tall. When I met Caleb, I was red. I saw Caleb on Instagram the other day try to walk up onto a box.

It was like watching a giraffe climb a ladder. You never met Caleb, have you? No. No. I didn't. I was with JR, and we went to some gym and Caleb met up with us. That can't be him.

But he's bald like he is. He's way too tall. Suze is exactly what you'd expect. What for that? A fucking sexy ass beast that just rizzes you off your feet.

Suze is so normal. For real, for real. a fucking sexy ass beast that just rizzes you off your feet like that for real for real have we met in person? what? have we met in person? me and you? yeah only like a handful of times no no I'm just kidding

just kidding just like we've never met face to face but but like in passing. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Hang out inside. You guys' front yard and watch you eat dinner. It's fine.

Mrs. Burns, church time. Safe flights. Can't wait for the week ahead. Yeah, thank you. I am scared to fly. I am getting a little anxious about flying. Don't miss your flight. It's just been a long time.

Did you bring your value? No, I don't do drugs at all. I do peptides. Have you gotten into the package she sent us yet? Yeah, I did. I opened it, and I looked inside, and I put it right on the kitchen counter. I said, babe, can you look through this and tell me what we like? Because it's pretty foreign to me.

What? Ms. Burns sent me a bunch of essential oils, I think, and stuff. It's packaged all fancy. And so I'm kind of scared to like. Dude, that's a beautiful package. Yeah. Oh, you got one too? The products are, they're packaged amazing.

Grace has been using them since we got them like a week ago or something like that. Do you put them in a bowl and put fire under them? Is that how it works? Or you just dab it on you? It seems like some stuff like my, my yeah she says church time it sounds like some stuff my sister might use i got uh shitload of c4 sent to our house in madison so you're talking about chem drugs to chemically enhance your brain and miss burns is sending us like smashed elderberry to dab on your kid's throat when he's sick or something.

A C4 to wash down the elderberry. Yeah. It's going to be everywhere. Yeah. Oh, this looks nice. Yeah, it is. It's real nice. That's what's in there?

Yeah. Oh, I'm so glad I didn't use that. I would totally mess that up. And there's a lot of attention to detail like the little dropper thing that you use to like apply it has this nice like curve to it so it doesn't just pour out apparently that's important Grace told me to say that that was

a good touch dude I love this comment Sevan jumped on for a few minutes before church and bra that gives me the warm fuzzies Sevan jumped on for a few minutes before church and bruh that gives me the warm fuzzies bruh bruh your shoulders are looking great

thank you thank you I stopped eating a month ago how do I know I have an eating disorder because I'm getting ready to go to the games I live off of I live off of I live off of

Wolverine and water the Hiller house is going to get musty real quick just about a dozen dudes not showering, baking in that hot sun. You know what? I'm staying with Taylor and JR and Michelle. Will you guys use the same towel? We'll all use the same towel. Obviously.

But I couldn't be more excited that there's going to be a games athlete there because I like quiet. Quiet, quiet is good. Can you believe this donation? No, I can't. Who are you rooting with? Which athlete? Me?

Me? Michelle is Taylor's athlete. So it's myself, Alexa, Taylor, Michelle, and the other Taylor, Taylor Wade. He goes to JR's gym. I believe that's the group. You think people will be extra sensitive around Michelle? I would be crazy sensitive around her. God, I hope so.

Like you're in the kitchen making your oatmeal and she walks in and you just take your bowl and go to the backyard. You're just like, I'm out of this girl's way. Just scurry out of there. Yeah, just take your shit and leave the kids. Just like some feral cats getting what they need and then she comes in and everybody scatters.

I'm pretty sure that's where Brent said or said too. I don't remember. Mariah, where are you at? We were at the Edgewater, but then we moved over to the home to suites across the street from the games.

You prefer that? Oh, yeah. Tyson and I joke that we're the only people there that don't want to be at the Edgewater. Why? Because it's so much more convenient to just be able to walk over.

Edgewater, you have to drive. By the way, I asked that not knowing anything. I'm just curious. I think a lot of athletes don't want to stay i don't know shit no nobody that's the thing is the thing um crossfit puts i love reading the comments of being pissed about how crossfit doesn't pay for hotel rooms for the athletes but i mean i don't know if that's changed or not but historically crossfit has always given them a room at the edgewater most most athletes just choose not to stay there you're kidding really a lot of the athletes we've interviewed have been said that it's too far away yeah exactly and so they'll go get their

own hotel rooms closer it's like a 15 minute drive oh and you can't just like go back and like lay in your bed and chill no a minute. No, definitely not. Yeah, so even though they're provided hotel rooms by CrossFit, they go, they typically try to go get into the Clarion. Is that why they, a lot of, some of them stay in the trailer park? Mm-hmm. RV camp, whatever it is. Way more convenient. Be able to walk and go take a nap or go to your food or do whatever you want.

apartment be able to walk and go take a nap or go to your food or do whatever you want that's why we wanted to be at the homes of sweets because it's literally it's just across the street got it we'll start it we'll start it i think i mean the thread we have now we have a bunch of people on it um uh we'll probably add a couple more um i'll definitely add say that again Mariah's on that thread a couple more oh Mariah more yeah more Mariah's and and

and then every year that I've done the behind the scenes I always add my wife to the thread and then what she does is every she follows the leaderboard

like a hawk and every time they update the leaderboard she sends a screenshot of it so we all know it yeah that part's super helpful and then on there we'll keep that uh thread going for just comms of just important stuff like hey i heard in the north park uh uh you know so-and-so crashed on their bike or i heard over

here this is going on and we'll just keep each other up to speed as best as we can if someone needs water or cards or food. What's up, David? Tank Reeves, for the behind the scenes, the multipolar world is among us. Here we go. Let's go. I swear he's AI. World War III is here.

People prefer lattes over medical freedom. World Economic Forum climate protocol is next excess death way up i love you mysteries but you know and i like what you say but no i felt that yeah come on dude come on like in the next like two weeks we can't talk about that or that at all just keep it out of your mouth. That was good. I'm trying to get back into the Matrix for a week. Don't stop pulling me out.

It's Tyler Durden, man. Be easy on him. David Attaway, behind the scenes fund 2023 is going to be epic. David Attaway was my best judge in the Nopen he was a monster yeah nice oh yeah are you doing an open again undecided i still haven't made a video on the nopen dude i want you to do it so bad i got ptsd barry mccawkner for extra towels so you don't have to share any what if we want to god i take such a beating you guys

abuse me hey what was what was lucas parker like back in the day so long because he didn't bts when he was still around right yeah he was he was good he was good right yeah yeah he gave me a lot of good stuff he was trippy he was like the kind of of dude you'd be filming him and he'd just take off all his clothes. Zero fucks. Isn't that one, Sydney? Yeah, I think of the swim, right? He stripped down and then... CK, Kevin, I'd share your towel any day, someone. Thank you.

Thank you. That is cool. The only thing about... Never mind. Tanks, you should have said, sorry, brah. Sorry, brah. I got to get my truth out there. I hear you. I love you. It's a lot of our truths, but it's like...

Is that the atheist symbol on his forehead? Anarchy. Anarchy, yeah. I don't know anything. It's okay. We're here for you. Thanks. Jake Chapman, I'm going gonna throw this over to Mariah I couldn't tell ya

did Emily Abbott ever sun her anus at the games yeah yes thank you next question hey the cool thing about the behind the scenes is when other people are filming. So let's say most documentary crews wouldn't want other documentary crews in their shots. But the cool thing about doing the behind the scenes is we're always trying.

We want to get the close up audio, but we're always OK being back. So let's say you're filming with Daniel Brandon and they're doing a documentary a documentary on her the cool thing is is like you can get out of their shot but you don't care if they're in your shot because we're trying to show you everything it's a really cool fun uh position to be in and i and i think we're going to get a ton of footage how when do you think this comes out? Do you think it comes out in December? I think it would be realistic to start rolling out episodes in December, yeah. Yeah. Hiller thinks he can edit the whole thing. Hiller thinks he can just stay with a bunch of C4 and get the whole thing done in a weekend.

Not a weekend. Two weeks. I know. I know. Mariah's like, I've seen his YouTube videos. He's like, you can't. No. If we wanted them to look like that, we could.

Oh, man. I'm super curious, actually. I was telling Stefan that I think I can learn a lot from you. I'm curious to pick your brain on what it's all going to look like. What do I got to do? I told you she's savage, dude dude do you see what i'm saying yeah it's good all right if you like it i work with seven for how long i'm gonna be so beat up i'm gonna be so beat up and bruise my ego is gonna be like a car that's in like a bumper uh contest No. Boom. Roasted. Yeah, that was really good. I love getting roasted.

We should do a roast one day, like the roast of Sousa. No, he's a sensitive boy. Hold on, hold on. Bring that back up. The QR code does work now. I just fixed it in real time. Oh, thank you. QR code at bottom right to vindicate does not work. Hey, thank you, Anders. You get a free shirt for everyone in your family and everyone at your gym for pointing that out.

You just got to use the QR code, buy it, and then send us your receipt. And our people will get back to you. Do you feel slighted that buttery bros were given same access? Dude, not even in the least. That's a silly question i i wish that um uh those dudes are gonna make so much good content and they don't watch the thing on the crossfit podcast with chase that'll give you some insight into that question as to why it's silly yeah they're they're gonna uh them and craig ritchie're going to provide a ton of content. It's going to be great. When I say a ton, I mean a fraction of what we're going to provide.

I suspect that when they're done, they'll be done quickly. They'll get you stuff in the next month, and then they'll probably move on to other projects. And everything's like what Craig Ritchie's going to make and what the Buttery Bros are going to make are going to be so different from us that it's just everybody's going to compliment and what the Buttery Bros are going to make are going to be so different from us that it's just everybody's going to compliment each other, I think. I agree. Hey, Mariah, this is

Trish. She's right through me. Hey, mentor me for free. I'm all for roast episodes. You've got to have seen one of those, right? The roast of whomever. Presented by Wadzabi.

That would probably be a perfect fit. What do you do? What do you do? Like all four of us just come on here and just pick on you? Yeah, you got to have someone who's super open to it, but it would be really cool to have one of the athletes on and just roast the crap out of them. Oh, wow.

It would be awesome. That is a good idea. For us, whatever. Maybe you got Roman on and he doesn't even know what you're saying. The translator's over there and he's just like, what? Every now and then he just is like, get to the choppa. Everybody laughs and we're like,

we're on your side now. We will be doing two shows a day we will schedule them we will start scheduling them out now at 8am and 8pm every single day that we're there will they happen at those times I don't know they could change

but the shows will probably be pretty short and sweet and the way the shows are going to work is someone will be manning a computer somewhere. I'm assuming it will be the guy at the bottom, the tall guy, Caleb Beaver. And he will send out links to everyone who's on the team. And if you can jump on from where you're at, you'll jump on and you'll just give a little report of what you're doing. And Susan and Caleb will be manning the podcast.

It could be anywhere from five minutes to an hour long, the podcast. And I think they're going to be really fun. And of course at night, I will try to get Adrian or Dave or Don or Heather Lawrence or someone on to recap, sort of just, you know, give us, tell us some funny stories like, Hey, we rolled a golf cart today or when it rained, it flooded our office or wow, this was the you know, we've sold more tickets than any other games. Try to get some fun stuff from them like that. And so I

think it'll be cool, but they will not be highly professionally run podcast like the one you're watching now. And it'll all be done local time in Madison. So central time, central time. Yeah. Oh, this is good. This is what I'm here for right here.

Go ahead. And then we'll – oh, that's Mariah? This is the chick from Predator that Arnold yells to get to the chopper. Oh, wow. Get to the chopper. Does she make it? Does she make it? No.

Oh. The chopper? Sorry. That's more accurate than the Canadian chick. This is accurate too. Mariah looks like she probably wasn't allowed to celebrate Halloween growing up. Get her, Trish. Get her. Yeah, you're right, Mariah. So that'd be an example of a roastie. It's so

subtle and so abusive. Trisha's so subtle and yet so abusive. Just straight to your childhood. Yeah, she is. Straight to your childhood. Alright. Caleb, you pumped up for this? I'm pretty stoked, dude.

We're bringing at least 50 or 60 terabytes of hard drives. Bunch of shooters. Very, very, very, very experienced people shooting CrossFitters. Everyone on the team obviously is a hardcore CrossFitter, affiliate owner, lifelong filmmaker in the space i mean you you are as a filmmaker you're a lifelong filmmaker in the crossfit space right mariah that is your that's where you cut your teeth 10 years yeah crazy 29 years old 10 years in the space yeah that's so awesome all right um you're 39 no i'm 29 years old and i've been in the space for 10 years

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this Friday. Yeah, right? So, in all fairness, Rambler, the goal is to leave there with redundancy, so when we leave, the project leaves on two different sets of drives. So that's the reason why we're bringing so much, if I'm going to be completely

frank. Brandon LeCocq. Dude, no. I added 10 to a different number. Math is dude no i added 10 to the different number math is hard i had to tend to the wrong number i thought she started when she was 29 and then i was in disbelief when i thought she was 39 come on i think uh you ever said 400 400 extra people in the chat for mariah so i don't believe that for a second. What's your point? So what? Hiller, what's 19 plus 10? Don't do it, Hiller.

Don't put yourself on the line. Four. Four. Bone Media. Who else is going to be shooting behind the scenes? So stoked about this. Here's the thing. In years past, when I would shoot the behind the scenes, it would be just me.

Now imagine it's mariah and i it i'm kind of can't even like fathom what that's gonna do to to the product i mean seriously it could be it could be something crazy like 26 30 minute episodes that you guys can just binge on and just all sorts of crazy stuff there used to be a real problem because the ladies would go out onto the floor and i might be filming with annie or catching and i would follow them out onto the floor and as the men came off there'd be no one to film the men as they cry and lick their wounds in the back and now mariah and i aren't going to have that problem it's going to be nuts we're going to be able to be everywhere and uh and then we're going to have hiller who has

10 times the balls i do of talking to people and it's going to get us and all three of us will be shooting b-roll before it was just me shooting b-roll and rios right and rios yeah and so this guy patrick rios is coming to basically just get you guys the most amazing slow-mos, 4K slow-mos that the event will put out. It's going to be his focus. So it's going to be nuts. And then in real time, we'll be getting these cards, hopefully over to Caleb. Caleb will be ingesting them, and then we can be figuring out

if there's anything on there that needs to be pulled and shown to you guys immediately. It's going to be awesome. Everyone's volunteering. No one's getting paid. That's another thing you guys should know no one has made a dime off this this is uh the um uh with some uh generous uh support from uh real generous support from california peptides if it wasn't for i would have just ignored even the whole thing if i didn't have sarah to call and then those other people down there on the bottom have jumped in crazy generous uh swolverine birth fit uh toe spacer crazy generous

just like hey basically like this hey sevan we want to help we know this is great for the community we want to help and then who's not on there who we we should figure out how to put on there's two brain business basically uh chris cooper's like hey dude i'm all about media media media media he's like what can i do all i want to do is support gyms um with media and so chris cooper is like doubled down his health. Dude, Jeff's right. Didn't you get like 200K from Noble? I did.

I did. I did. But see, here's the thing. I shouldn't. I can't even do that bid anymore. I'll tell you all about. Go ahead. I got the time ready.

Go ahead. I'm playing. I'm playing. So I'm completely playing. Savon, you're a sellout. Yes. Oh, you've taken money in order to be quiet. Yes. You've been given access and now you're going to.

Not even money. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just trying to be. I'm trying to be chill. I'm very happy to film the behind the scenes at the 2023 noble crossfit games hey you're gonna are you gonna sneak away at one point maybe and

go to the uh paper street coffee booth at some time yeah dude i guess i'm lucky camera straps i'll do anything to support gabe he's done everything to support me. And to make coffee. My camera straps. From the person who's always freaking sending you money in the comments, they sent me camera straps. Oh, they did? Wait, the

guy from Australia sent you those? Yeah, he made them custom for me. Wow. They look too small for you. No way. He just got bigger since then. That's the problem. He kept on messaging me worrying about how big I was.

Are those leather? Yeah, they're incredibly comfortable. And the cameras feel weightless on them. Gabe so knows how to manipulate me. No need. I know you're busy. Now that means I have to go there. Well, Carlos had asked you if there's going to be a Sevan meetup. I'm going to meet up with you, Carlos.

I'm going to try to do all that stuff. I really want to make it over to the RV park to say hi to Mayhem. And I know Greg's going to be in the RV park for a minute, and I'd like to be over there, and I'd like to say hi to Craig Howard and Dale King. Yeah, Bone, Gabe is the man, right? I'll shoot some of it with my Sony HD 1550 that I'm bringing. Hell yeah.

Is that your dad's video camera? Look it up. I was trying to roast you. It didn't work. I know. It didn't work because mine is the shit. Dude, Trish is crazy. Mariah.

Mine comes with a tripod, boy. Mariah ate her lunch in the library. Even worse, I didn't go to fucking school. Mariah, your mom has like 10 kids, right? You're like one of 10? Yeah, nine. Yeah, nine. Holy. Yeah. Mariah your mom has like 10 kids right you're like one of 10 yeah 9 Mariah used to change her own diaper that's how intense she is no no no I was the second oldest

so I changed everyone else's diaper oh perfect I knew it was something like that oh there it is there it is this was just an excuse. Yeah. Oh, I guess I got to take my shirt off to see if these straps fit. Miss Pugface, you are so crazy generous.

The name of the Miss Pugface in the picture doesn't go together. I know. I always tell her that. I'm like, how do you have that name? I bet she's got plugs. How about Miss Beautiful Face? Yeah. It makes it seem like more money because of how good looking she is.

That magnifies the donation. Yeah. It's like untaxed 50 bucks. YouTube didn't even plug its plugs. Eric Weiss. I met this dude at the Aromas event. Yeah. He didn't say hi to me. He's yoked.

Susan, you're not very approachable. How am I not approachable? Don't listen to Hiller. Eric Wise, 1999. Thank you all. Excited we got to experience all the stories to come. Go kick some ass. Yeah, we are going to kick ass, right, Mariah? Right, Hiller? We're going to kick something.

It is really going to be nuts. Hey, would you wear that like that in public? There was a question here up at the top from Katie Gannon asking if I had a dress code. Is there a dress code? Probably. He's wearing it. I don't think there is.

Is this legal? I mean, as long as you didn't have some sort of shirt that had some crazy profanity on it, I think you're pretty legit. The only thing I would think is, what about the sweat getting on your camera? I don't sweat. Yeah, you sweat. He glistens.

Right, all right. Well, you know what? I was actually thinking about rain. What happens if it rains? What do you do with your cameras if it rains? Wrap them in trash bags. Thank mariah free mentoring thanks five dollars that's five dollars someone said mariah five dollars olsen dude so pumped to see the hard work i know that we'll go into this epic behind the scenes oh

so that's another thing thank you uh mr olsen always uh biggest supporter of the show ever um another cool thing is is that uh hopefully one of the goals is is that because we have a few people helping um who won't won't necessarily be manning cameras like caleb and suza and uh alexis and isabel hopefully they will have be shooting stuff with their phones. That's behind the scenes of behind the scenes. I got this. So if you see Mariah, like yelling at me,

telling me my exposures off, then Susan will hopefully capture that. And we'll play that to the, yeah, we'll play that to the Instagram thread. Go ahead. Wow. That's cute.

Yeah. It's got a little Spider-Man case on it. It was really cheap on Amazon, but it had great reviews. This is Alexis' media posting outlet. Look, you made Mariah smile. I'm just thinking, is there going to be a 60-year-old dad out there taking photos with an iPad? Yeah, like this.

I saw the Barbie movie yesterday. At the end of the Barbie movie, there's all these people in suits and this guy pulls an iPad out of his suit jacket. I go, that's the iPad I got. It's a little one, a really little one.

You didn't say that out loud in the theater. Did you? I did. Like that's, I have that. We're probably not talking to the theater, please. Awesome. Ryan Gosrell is in that movie. Awesome.

Ryan Gosling is yoked. Will Ferrell's in it. He's kind of getting old, which made me sad. David Attaway, 1999. Another 20 now that Hiller's shirt is off. Oh, man. Wow. Thanks, David.

Zachary Arrington, 499. Thank Thanks, David. Zachary Arrington, 499. Thank you, Mr. Zachary. Is that a real name or is that a code name for something? That's a real one. Somebody said I was one meth away from imploding. I don't know what that means. One meth. I have three meths today

Wyatt Begay behind the scenes fun thank you oh that really is his name Begay alright Castro in garage Matt Josh Savon new show with Hobart Raw Earth MMA shows Josh and Savon Wadapalooza live twice

Frisbee golf shows it's been a wild ride hey by the way thank you how about uh the courtship of andrew hiller and then now the coup of getting mariah more to help with behind the scenes it's like this is the start of season four how about how about getting a guy how about getting a guy who's deployed to the middle east to work my show for six months at 6 a.m. What a coup. Shit.

What a coup. The only way to beat that was to get Mariah. That's it. What a coup. It's like I saw Mariah fall out of the back of a truck and picked her up and dusted her off right after. She just completely got the shit beat out of her and vulnerable after having three kids and editing fucking two major docs. Over here.

Over here, little girl. I left, I took breadcrumbs as she fell and led them to the Hansel and Gretel to the witch's house. Got it. Sloppy Slop, you guys are the best. Safe travels. Have fun this week. See you there. A word of caution for Sebi. I'm a hugger. You hug the shit out of me. He's going from behind, please.

I'm good. I'm a good hugger, too. I'm a very affectionate human being. Did you see Trish's comment? I don't know. Okay, here we go. Seve, I'm Matt Hiller-Beaver. Do you guys kind of feel the cool hot girl has decided to come and sit with you?

Yes. Mm-hmm. Yes. Don't say it out loud. She's going to come and sit with you. Yes. Don't say it out loud. She's going to realize and leave. You never let them know that fact, by the way. Be cool. Chill.

I'm sorry that your beauty is being objectified, Mariah. I apologize. I just read out the comments, so now I'm starting to read them. Oh, shit. Turn them off. Great. Where are they coming from? They'll build you up and they'll beat you down. You guys... This is a crazy

generous donation, by the way. Slop, slop ears. Hey, I found out who this is. You did? Yeah. Is it a boy or a girl? I don't want to tell you that much either. All right, fair. Do they own an affiliate?

I don't know. Do I know them? Do I know them? I don't think so. Dennis O'Larry, behind the scenes is going to be amazing. Can't wait to see the amazing content. Thank you, Dennis. Hey, Dennis, you should play some of those drums and send me a dm i

want to i want to see you play those drums there oh yeah like an intro or something if that if that really is your house but um you got also know this i'm horrible with faces and names and like i'm gonna i'm a totally my brain's a totally different brain than when i'm out in the real world so if i don't recognize you or like you say you're someone from the chat you got to be like hey you got it like you got to be yeah be patient with me you got it's gonna be very much yeah yeah yeah i'll be like barry who like i i will not i'm i don't connect good like that but um i'll still be i'm still nice and crazy approachable but um but don't be upset if you're like hey we've met 12 times and i just don't remember i don't even see so good

like for you don't have to pay trish you don't have to pay this we just read all your crazy shit are you gonna read it or no? Didn't I already read it? This is like when the super hot bad girl goes and sits with the misfit nerds at lunch. It's similar but different. No, okay. She added some adjectives. Look at Chase.

It's like a grenade just got thrown in the room. Get out of here, Mariah. Run to the chopper, Mariah. Mariah! Run to the chopper, Mariah! Mariah, run to the chopper! Get to the chopper! Mariah! Mariah! Mariah! Jacqueline Robinson,

super sticker, thank you. Oh, shit. She wants to see your bicep, Hiller. Let's see it. Who does? A good one. Make a vein pop out. Make it hurt. Can you flex it so hard that it hurts? I got to, like, cut the circulation off real quick. Yeah, yeah.

Do some occlusion training, you know? Oh, wow. Hey, this is a good question from Carlos here. Someone wants your favorite memory from the past behind the scenes. Do you have any favorite memory? I like, there's so many. I loved all my interactions with Rich and Josh and Katrin and Annie and Ben Bergeron

and Matt O'Keefe and Travis Mayer. And the little bit I had with Ben Smith, so funny. All the fucking really aggressive shit with Dave Smith, so funny. All the fucking really aggressive shit with Dave. I loved interviewing Bill Henninger. It's so fucking awkward every time. So weird. But I love it. He's just a trip.

I have so much respect for him. He's always out there cleaning shit. Dude, you own this entire empire and you're the one that's out here wiping the bottom of sleds dry. On the ladder, like lifting the stuff and putting it in.

It's crazy. He's so stoic. He is so stoic. Him and Katie are both out there just hustling. Katie's running around with her hard hat. I loved all those interactions with them. I get starstruck by everyone.

I like the interactions with the security. I like watching. I like filming the people trying. You got some 60-pound girl rolling out a 315-pound deadlift bar, and it's so obviously dangerous. It's dragging her along. She's going up the ramp at carson you remember that crazy shit oh yeah that's def mariah like people moving bars you're like you should not

be rolling that ball up a bar up that hill ramp at carson right now yeah just funny stuff like that um do you doctor um rick wells was always great there were so many funny people so many noah was great god noah was great so easy so many like epic moments from the past too like the one where you this was at a regional but when bridges didn't make it and i think he talked about it in the back and one of the things yeah i literally clicked in the thing where he like he printed that picture out and stuck it up on his wall or whatever i mean the emotion there was so raw and like to be able to have that access to capture that and then be able to watch it and and you know see the emotions go

through his face of like i remember the first heat came up and he's like oh i made it and he was like oh no that was just the heat finishes and then it showed back up again the the final standings and he didn't make it still today grace can't even watch it she like stops she's like no i feel so bad for him or dave shoving the camera out of his face and being like get the hell out of here are you bugging travis mayor about his instagram followers like there's some epic stuff i like i like the uh the shots in the corral uh where sarah sigman's daughter and catch from david's daughter you start getting so intense they start getting so intense and you're just kind of there filming their face and they're like they start pacing like a bull

you think they're you think they're gonna start like digging in the ground i mean it's crazy it's crazy how intense they get. Mike Artunion, gas money for the commute to Madison. Can't wait for this year's behind the scenes. Thanks, Mike. Gambling is a hell of a drug. He looks so cool in that photo.

Backwards hat. Car table. Every time I've seen him, he has a North Face jacket on. My fave is when Fikowski thought Top Gun was Knight Rider. Was that from a behind-the-scenes? Gotta be. It's probably a Canadian thing. I don't remember that. I feel like CrossFit is back. We appreciate you guys.

Thank you. We appreciate you. Sam Briggs was great. Oh, filming the behind-the the scenes that year at the finish line when Murph, when like Car Saunders and Annie came in, all just busted up. That was crazy. I had so much fun being out there for that. I witnessing that.

That was gnarly. Thanks for all you do. Can't wait for the behind the scenes. Julian Roland, Does Mariah Need extra hands What What's wrong Been there done that

Been there What happened What If you know you know you know you know uh melinda clark that's very generous of you to bring extra hands for mariah that's very sweet of you thanks for all you do can't wait for the behind the scenes melinda clark oh i thought that was a little pig at first comment section fill me in because they're not gonna do it they don't know oh shit they do know they do know

jonathan ortega can't wait to see uh suza and meet seven on a person dude can't wait to see you too i hope when i see you you have an orange glow behind your head wherever you go i'm looking i'm looking for someone to tell me bone media not a good way to start your application hey can they help me oh my god yeah hey cave hey, Cave Dastro, it is the camera. Everyone and their mother is coming out of the woodwork with their A7S. Yeah, even me. I rented one. You did?

No, I can't. Oh. Oh, alright. Wad Zombie, Ortega has the meanest mustache you'll ever see Sarah Have you seen Diaz

Oh yeah Diaz is a pretty wicked one Pretty damn good That's pretty good Any teams behind the scenes coverage You know that's another thing I never know where it's gonna go They overlap. There could be some weird. I think usually by the time it gets to the final events, we did film some.

I did film with some teams. But like I said, I've never done it where there's actually other people filming. My wife helped me a little bit some years with the women because I'd be too afraid to go interview them. But it's going to be so different now with Hiller and Mariah also doing interviews. There could be so much extra. There could be some. Yeah, I don't know. Jacqueline Robinson, Dusty Highland from Dogtown CrossFit quoted Top Gun and Brent didn't get it.

Then Sevan asked if Brent knew what Top Gun is, and he said, yeah, isn't that the guy with the car? Oh, awesome. You mean Kit? Oh, shit. Listen to this. Julian Roland, my wife just slapped me for making that mistake. Yeah, that's fair.

Okay. That's fair. Tell her Mariah says thank you to your wife. I thought there was some sort of inside camera joke, like the A7S III means penis or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, God, I want to know. Molly, I'm excited to check out the Paper Street coffee booth i will i will at one point try to make a run through vendor village at some point every year there is a i think dave goes through vendor village and i'll be doing a lot of filming with dave so hopefully i will go with him and so that i can use him as cover too um yeah you'll be you'll be going to dave and leave you alone yeah i mean that's what happens um you think you're you think if you ever think that like you're popular or your star just go out with someone who has 30 times the amount of instagram followers as you and people instead of like taking pictures with you will be like will you take a picture with me and um hillar

i'll be like yeah no problem yeah we'll see what happens when everyone ignores dave and goes to you what's gonna what's that gonna do to his ego when they start he'd uh he would everyone he'd prefer it i bet hey i just want everyone in north park to just start chanting ceo ceo then I can just be... Hey, you know, in 2014, I was at the games. I was sitting in the aisle seat where the athletes run down. And every time you ran past me, I went, yes, Elon!

Super loud. Every time, on the last day, on the final heat, when you were running out, I yelled it, and you stopped, and then just went and then you just took off i probably was trying to act cool but i probably loved it every time and you didn't come past me and i did i yelled it every time

is there any other space where the camera ops are popular since one of the people giving a about camera ops are popular? Since when have people given a shit about camera ops? That's a great question. Why do they care? Maybe Formula One. Do they care about the camera operators? Do they know them there? Yeah, there are a few camera operators that they love.

Wow. Oh, interesting. Marvelling. No modeling no you know magazine crap but not so much for but but i think yeah that and then and then i for event coverage this genre now though with youtubers and stuff is is like i guess that's flip the script right yeah that's different it's more of it's more like modeling than it is like the mlb so everyone should stop trying to compare it to the three big sports and start comparing it to modeling oh geez no don't i appreciate that's the free thinking but i'm gonna stick with comparing it to

I appreciate the free thinking, but I'm going to stick with comparing it to. Yeah, you would. You close-minded bastard. I am. Croft is more like an underwear catalog, but it's running around and lifting weights. There you go. Jessica Valenzuela, Sebon and the gang, if I get a chance to meet y'all, forgive me for being tongue-tied. I usually get all giddy.

Just put handcuffs on me and take me away hey barry hey barry that's the point um yeah uh jessica's six feet tall i think and a cop right she's a cop have you met her no but i just remember that she's a cop all right mariah thanks for your time i know you got uh husband three kids are you kicking me off we're getting i'm we're all getting off not you i mean you could stay dude i like mariah yeah i love this oh this is gonna be a fun week um wad zombie are you going to interview any of the mean pages they give media media passes oh shit which ones i probably won't be doing any um that's something i don't normally

cover it probably won't cover too much of the other media i'm sure that craig and heber and mars will um and craig's wife will end up uh being in my shots and if i get a chance to talk to him or get audio clips from him like i would be more than i would love that but i'm trying to think of any media ever gets in uh bone media the reason no kidding the reason why cam ops and cf are more in the spotlight is because we have a stronger connection with the athletes compared to oh that's

that's probably true too that's a great uh like a care bear stare that's a great assessment i'm late to the party is hillar wearing a gun holster is that some BTSM shit either way I'm into it gun holster

both I've been planning on doing this since I got them I go when we do that show and then I was kind of pissed off at myself for not remembering to have them on when we started you gotta at least hook up you gotta at least hook up with the Clydesdale crew that is from Australia. What's the name of that guy's company?

Lucky Camera Straps. Lucky Camera Straps in Australia. Same with my mouse pad. They don't sell these on the website. He made these. Check it out. Oh, those are for other people. Are you bringing those to Madison? Yep.

Nice. What are those? They're just mouse pads. Really nice weather mouse pads. Made out of kangaroo. I got mouse pads on mouse pads, dog. What's up? Catch me in the parking lot. Sevan, you got to at least hook up with the Clydesdale crew.

I'm going to be standing right next to Scott probably and his crew 80% of the time. I would get on Scott's shoulders to get some shots. Clydesdale Media, what about the meme pages that said they are doing no coverage yet still get cred? I don't think

that... Dave did say in a briefing that I was in that if he better not see us back there the media back there like socializing and fucking off he says if i don't see you guys working you're out this isn't a fucking party he's pretty serious about it but i've never seen media do that personally i've never seen any media in the media area not doing media those guys are working hard i've never seen anyone standing around just like trying not doing media. Those guys are working hard. I've never seen anyone standing around just trying to act cool or nothing.

I don't think that shit happens. But he said it. Molly, thanks for all the hard work, guys. Can't wait to see the behind the scenes. All right. Julian, nice comment. Hiller, thanks for uh mojo dojo kouse casa house it's from barbie you wouldn't get it and uh i know because the analytics tells me that um close to 40 of you guys are not subscribed to the show so do us a favor hit the subscribe button get the

like button that helps with algorithms. And if 561 of you got off of this and then when it reloaded, commented something, even if it was just an emoji on the regular side, that would populate this show and our channel more throughout the browse feature of YouTube, which I heard is good for eyeballs. So thank you. How do you watch this show and you're not subscribed?

I don't understand. I thought that everyone on this show, this was just like an insider's club. What's happening right now? I'm keeping my mouth shut about something. Good, good. Why? Just so we don't get beat up? Yes.

Someone doesn't tattle on us. Yeah. This is. Yeah. How do you not. Where is the subscribe button? Well, you are you. So I don't think you get to.

There's nothing gay about seeing Ryan Reynolds and Margot Robbie. Nothing. Says the guy shirtless with some straps around his shoulders. Yeah. Molly, thanks for all the hard work, guys. Can't wait to see the behind the scenes. It's going to be awesome, Molly. Thank you.

Adam Blake, what a crew behind the scenes. 2023. Thank you. Okay, that's it. Guys, thank you. Mariah, thank you. Hiller, thank you. Taylor, thank you. See you guys soon. Sousa, see you soon. That's it.

Tomorrow is... Yeah, right. Gosling. Yeah, I know. There will be a show tomorrow at some... I don't have a toe spacer swolverine code but dude swolverine is having 25 off right now lfg 25 i think yeah and i'm wearing my toe spacers it ends today oh will brenseter's got leather straps so i'm bringing my leather straps too two pairs right you said you don't wear any straps your camera's too big like a giant honking thing i saw something with you recording it looked big

yeah that and it's too expensive it's when you shoot on the red you're you don't want to run the risk of dropping it or hitting it or anything like that. So it's better to just keep it up on your shoulder. That doesn't apply to all cameras. Some of them are more durable. No, some of them are just cheaper. Less expensive. That's what I meant. Less expensive.

I know that camera's cheap. A lot easier to replace. Yeah, that camera's wicked expensive. Hey, I'll also say this too. The timing's fortuitous with the california peptides because my biceps all better now boom so when you come here tomorrow we're gonna do a bunch of legless rope climbs in the backyard right whatever you want god i should be careful though yeah you probably should not do anything that's gonna put it at risk oh come on suza yeah i'm sorry that's my job be that guy ask daniel he'll tell you i'm the day i will i i actually will bring you that's a great question i actually will bring

deodorant on this trip he's gonna bring his act spray no athlete's gonna want to talk to him if he smells like ass yeah i i'll bring i bring i'm bringing like um some like commercial toothpaste that i don't normally use and i'm bringing um and i bring a ton of mints and i and i'll probably wear deodorant your hygiene's crazy important when you're getting up in these guys grill you do not want them to be like focusing the worst thing ever is any sort of smell after you've put yourself into that bad discomfort area that they're all going to be in and if you have a whiff of some food is bad like a gym with food in it like someone uses the microwave in the back of the affiliate after

you did i don't know murph or during like what the fuck is that who's got fucking chipotle get it out of here yeah and no one wants to smell your cologne or perfume either like no it's not going to be like a a deodorant that anyone wants to smell oh my goodness here here's the behind the scenes really enjoy the show safe travels everyone barry hill dang thank you thank you wow he has too uh too much sugar no altoids i do strips barry that's crazy kind of you dude I've never even seen you in the comments man dang

thank you guys everybody's been so generous that's really nice Adam Blakeslee if someone's fading on day 4 we take testosterone from Hiller now I have some concerns about how you're going to take that from them and how I'm going to get it.

Some serious concerns. I'd like to weigh in on that part of the process. It's called testosterone acetate. It goes right to the end of the bloodstream. It's water. It hurts like a bitch, and you're going to be riding high. It's once chewed. Once chewed testosterone.

Suspension. That's the other word. Once processed. Repackaged. Stepped on. Somebody used to deal drugs. Someone used to deal powder drugs that's not a term you use for around marijuana right it's just it's just powder drugs right

yeah that makes you money stepped on he said your testosterone would be stepped on once before i got it i knew so i don't get it yeah i know you never yeah But it's good you don't. Eaton Beaver, $49.99 for the overtime. I know you've been trying to leave. My wife is going to lose it. Why? Because you gave away this month's grocery money or because you keep watching the show? Oh, thank you so much.

Jeez Louise. Oh, wow. Oh, God. You guys are crazy. That's savvy. Thank you, Eden. That's very sweet of you. Mariah's going to be like, we're going to get there.

I'm going to bring her coffee. I'm going to be like, can you give me $2 for that? And she's like, motherfucker, I saw them give you $600 on the show. Give me $2. I just like, dude, tell me what. Give me two bucks. I just brought this over here for you. Put your camera down, dig into your wallet, and give me two bucks. I'm talking about free coffee. I was going to post analytics on that video where it took me like 20 hours to make it for $200.

We're going to go to Starbucks, and the coffee's going to be $19.99. I'm going to be like, hey, hey everyone here venmo me a dollar 50 douchebag sebi beth sebi oh my god beth on the rower i still remember the last money you gave holy um tomorrow to show you shit holy shit what's going on you just paid a hundred dollars by staying on another two minutes you um hillary that's how we do it we create the hype that we're leaving they got to get it in now you know how we do it i know you're not that tactful you're just talking hey hey don't tell me the thing is is i need to go pack and Mariah has a kid to feed or something. I think she's still asleep. Tyson's not panicking.

She's here. She's hanging. Trish is counting the amount of time she's yawned, but she's good. Oh, dude. Come at me. I got a three-month-old. I haven't slept. We're shit. Michelle Neal. That's Michelle, right? Not Michael?

I'm reading that right? I know how to read? No. Hey, that's a street parking gal. I think that's at the ranch. It looks like it. I think I recognize these two. Hey, so tomorrow night's show is going to be weird. I don't know when it's going to be. We're going to schedule it for 8 p.m., but I don't know when it's going to be.

But there is going to be a show. I'm going to get to my hotel room. I'm going to go to Hiller's house, and then I'm going to go by. We're going to swing by and see J.R.'s and Taylor and Will Branstetter and Michelle Bassnett and gang. And then I'm going to drop Hiller off wherever. Oh, is that where you're staying, Hiller, with them? Then I'm going to go to my hotel, and then I'll spend an hour getting set up. I'll probably have to go for a walk.

I do that old man-like walk thing. My jitter's off. And then we'll do a show at night. Octavia Garcia, CHF50. Hey, team. For all of us unable to attend the games, we're excited for you. I can't wait for the extraordinary behind-the-scenes content.

Love and kudos. Thank you. Yeah, that's awesome. Is that a gorilla? Looks like it. The special gorilla. It's you when a needle gets broken off in your ass. I've been scared of that before. Hey, dude, I shot myself in the back last night.

Yeah? Yeah. Just like I did? I did. So I did this workout yesterday. You're going to hate me for this. You're going to think I'm an idiot. I ran a minute on the air runner.

I already hate it, but keep going. Three deadlifts at 205 for for an hour i hate i hate it less and what was it what was the three deadlifts on the opposite minute so yeah yeah on the opposite minute you're probably watching tv the whole time i was not were you on your phone no what were you doing for the rest of the interval hey it by by the by the 20th minute like when i would get off the runner i would wait until the last there were 15 seconds left before i pull the deadlift so i did 90 deadlift at 205 and i ran for 30 minutes and one minute and i did it with the vest and i did it with the four pound vest to simulate holding the cameras oh that's

cool and then you wouldn't shot yourself in the back and then i gave myself a shot of california peptides in the back because you were worried just because i don't know probably just i thought i was cool how far did you run in that 30 minutes on the treadmill i didn't look i should have looked i didn't look dude i worked that in and hey the goal was the goal was to stay under eight minute mile pace but it was it was very and i did for most of it but it was very hard how do you know that i'm the assault runner it's it says i have a screen i thought it was set up for like kilometers oh you know what you probably had set up to miles because you don't run crossfit distances like go run a 400 you're no yeah god i hope it's not kilometers mariah what's a wedding photography trend that needs to die? Fuck if I know.

There you go. Dude, Trish, wedding photography is so below Mariah. I got my start, but I haven't done it in 13 years. Trisha hazed you and now she's trying to court you. What is CHF? I think it's Swiss Frank.

Oh, that's good. Wow, that's cool. Susie Tell from Lake Tahoe, California. Yeah, Susie. See you guys there. Can't wait. Thank you, Susie. See you there.

The best part about that money is that you just have a bunch of random money for when you go to those countries to use because they don't convert it for you. That's not true. What setting do you have turned on? Thomas Graves. Oh, you have those dogs, Thomas? Those dogs?

I'm going to be nice. Lori. Bikini Lori. Excited to see all you guys North Park signage volunteers are the best. Are you doing that? That would be a good job. The farmer, Josh Lehrman. Get it,

Seve and team. Dude, crazy generous. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Look, you're even getting Mariah to kind of smile Mariah's trying to figure out what the fuck's going on I was like you better not make me pay for fucking coffee after how much I paid he's like is he serious about that coffee

don't pay for one damn coffee or protein bar coffees are free if anyone orders a latte fuck you the one dollar things are free if anyone orders a latte fuck you the one dollar things are free yeah i will subsidize your coffee by one dollar dan guerrero canadian 699 savvy for the deodorant and not ending the show crushed behind the scenes thanks i have a um i have a deodorant it's like from a four seasons hotel that i've had for like 10 years or something 11 years it's like it falls apart now no it's like it's like from a four seasons hotel that I've had for like 10 years or something, 11 years. It's like,

it falls apart now. No, it's like, it's like a liquid with like a ball on it. Are you one of those people that like takes all the shampoo and body wash and shit from hotels every time you stay there at the nice hotels? I take all the soap, take all the soap.

My grandma used to do that massive collection of it. There you go. That's the, That's the 20. I watched every single Matt, Josh, and Sevan podcast to make this video. 27,000 views is a bunch for any of mine. Why didn't you use it to – that's great, by the way. Why didn't you, if you're going to watch 15 hours of content, do three videos out of it?

Yeah, that's what I was wondering too. Because it would make your – you want to stay focused? 15 hours of content like do three videos out of it. Yeah, that's what I was wondering too. Because it would make your, just, you want to stay focused or? I don't like, I don't know. If the goal is to make more money, then that would kind of, that wouldn't be the reason. I kind of have a streamlined series of thoughts and I threw them into that one video.

I want to address this here real quick. Sir Troll, that's low class Seblon. I want to address this here real quick. Sir Troll, that's low class, Sevalin. I want to tell you just some things that you probably don't know about these rooms. These rooms start at $2,200 a night. What are we talking about? He's saying it's low class because I take the soap out of the room. I don't think you know or understand the rooms that I used to stay in.

And the bars of soap are this big. Big soap. What does that mean? Is that good or bad? I'm just saying if it's low class, it's low class. But once you stay in a room, you're in a room for seven nights straight, 18 times a year. And each time you stay there, it's $15,000. You can take the soap if you want.

It's cool. Well, that's not going to throw it away after every visit. So what you're actually doing. No, no, no, no, no. I would get into the room and take the soap out of the bathroom. Oh, so they would restock it? By lunch, it's restocked. Boom. That's how you do it's restocked. Boom.

Boom. That's how you do it, y'all. Yeah. You were taking a lower rate? Low class. Yeah, thank you, Golf, Foxtrot. Yeah. So for $2,200 a night, you like.

Interesting thought, yeah. You could take about a Walmart. There becomes a point. But I hear you, Sir Trolls, a lot. If it's low class, it's low class. I'll lean right into that shit. When I say $2,200 a night, I'm talking about the cheap one I stayed in. Cheap.

When I was deployed, that's what we would do. If we ever got to stay in a hotel somewhere, we would just steal all the nice soap. They only let us stay in certain hotels, and they were always super fucking nice. We would go and grab all the Jordan River soap. God, and the soap at the Four Seasons is so nice. And so we would go and grab all of the, like, all the Jordan River soap. God, and the soap at the Four Seasons is so nice. Pillow cases and shit. I want to declare here, right now.

What kind of cases? None of the staff on the behind the scenes will pay for their own coffee. You guys just paid for all the coffee for the entire seven days. I don't drink coffee. You don't drink coffee? He's not even a real filmmaker. I'm not a real filmmaker either.

I'm a wannabe. Dude, Mariah, coffee's peddly to him. It's like for pussies. He drinks C4. Shotgun's it, in fact. I'm not saying it's any better. I'm saying it's got more caffeine. And it tastes better. Coffee tastes like dirt. I never did porn at a hotel.

I never ordered porn once at a hotel ever in my entire life. You did porn and ordered porn are different. Right, good point. Never ordered porn. Can you imagine going downstairs when you check out and they print out that thing for you? We see you ordered Armageddon. Oh, my God. Do you have no – do you have no – what's the word?

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Do you have no – I mean I've done stuff where i came back to the room at 11 o'clock at night and eating the the pringles the m&ms all the snicker bars the bag of nuts i've done that but dude i i have some discipline i'm ordering porn from the hotel tv but you know people do or else they wouldn't provide it, which is pretty messed up. I can't believe people do that. You would never have to pay for the coffee, Selma.

Oh, yeah, paper-street coffee. Thank you. Like we said, free coffee for all the team members. Yeah, like I said, yeah. Do you snatch 200 yet, Paulina? Paulina's trying to snatch 200? She told me she'd be able to do it. Wow.

Is it on film? She's been training with Laura Horvath. What? She's been training with Laura? Yeah, wait. She's trained with Krypton. She gets in on the same session. Wow.

Paulina. Yeah, did you ask her to come on the show, Paulina? What's the deal? Yeah, Paulina, what's up? Just her to come on the show? Paulina. What's the deal? Yeah. Paulina. What's up? Just like casually like, Oh,

I'm just watching the Savon podcast. It's so hilarious. He would love to have you on there. You guys probably have incredible chemistry. He says it like five times a week. I got, I got a link right here. Let's,

Oh, look at the porn names are coming up. Forrest. Oh, good. Tit. Tannic. Nice. Oh, good. Tit-tanic. Nice.

Tit-tanic. Lancing the bone. Yeah. Oh, great. All right. That's it. Time to pack. I'm leaving tomorrow.

My driver comes at 4 a.m. Take me up to the city. The driver, y'all. I will be flying. I will be flying. Did you get an Uber? No. Uber.

You'll lift? Driver's cleaning the car right now. Driver. Step on China. That's my transition movie. Oh my gosh. And you are packing right now as you watch this? That's awesome if that's true.

What is your picture, dude? Not packing any pants. What do you mean? That's just normal. That's just normal. Just a shot over your shoulder of your ass. Welcome to 2023. Then I'll be flying to Chicago.

I leave SF at 6 a.m. I land in Chicago at 12? 39? You're driving all the way up to San Francisco? You're not flying out of San Jose? No. Do you want to know why?

Money? I'll tell you off the air. I'll tell you in private chat. No. Oh. Oh? I mean, I get to see it. I didn't have a first-class ticket nonstop from San Jose.

Did you say that out loud? No, you're good. Those are just your thoughts. We got another private chat here. We'll read it. And then I'm going to get a rental car and I'm going to go to Andrew Hiller's house.

What kind of rental car do you got? Last night my wife's like, your rental car is $1,500. I'm like, get something way cheaper. I don't know what she lowered it to, but she lowered it to something that was like $400. When I came and saw you, I got a discreet

car. Did Hiller freeze? No. Something small. I think she said. Oh. Something small. It's a, I think she said a sedan. Is that fine? I don't care, but. Yeah, it's just me and you, right? You should have gotten the mystery mobile.

Oh. When you go through any of those, you can always just say, hey, give me whatever car you want. That's how I got that truck when I was at your place. I think she got some service where they're going to bring me my, they might bring me the car right to the, like I might not have to go to the rental place. Yeah. If you're lucky,

you'll get something dope like this. I think I am getting something like that. Chevy Bolt. Shout out to all my haters. And then I should come pick you up and you can just have my car for the weekend. I'm never going to need a car. I'm never going to need it.

I would never drive there. I have too much shit. I would either Uber or beg someone else to drive me. Why don't I pick you up and just get rid of the rental car altogether? Yeah, I mean, I'll have a rental car. Do you prefer that? Yeah. It's a waste of money. And then would we go straight from the airport,

straight to Madison, or would we go back to your house? Whatever you want. And we don't have to confirm anything like this. It's a lot of pressure. No, no, I like that. All right. Okay, so I'm going to cancel my rental car, and you'll just

pick me up yes and then we'll save time too we won't even have to go to your house but you are you trying not to work out is that what's up no no i'm fine working out this is my time that's all well we'll play that one by ear but i'm still playing i work it out okay yeah come get me all right that would be awesome. I'll pick you up at the airport. I don't, fuck, dude, were you not wanting to ask or did you not think of it? No, I didn't want to ask because I also heard you say that Alexis was going to drive separately and I didn't want to, I thought maybe you guys

would want to drive back together and I didn't want to bug you. Oh, perhaps. But I think that'll be okay. And then will I be able to drive back with you Monday? Obviously. And my flight's not till three. That's think that'll be okay. And then will I be able to drive back with you Monday? Obviously. And my flight's not till three. That's fine. We'll party. This bromance is so cute.

Okay. Cancel the rental car, please. They canceled the rental car, please. I didn't know that you wouldn't need the car. Here come my kids. What's up? Oh my god, Mariah. He's so big.

Yeah, dude. Come here. Hi, mama. You got a little Tyson. Hey, what's up? Tyson Jr. Not really, though. Hey, I'm busy. How old is he?

They're going to be four in September. Oh, my goodness. And you got, that's the twin? There's a twin, a girl version of that? Yep. A girl. That's amazing. What's his name?

Damon. Damon, did you make that? Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. You glued that? You glued all the pieces together? Does it have a name i'm it's me talking over here the guy in the red oh you pulled all the glitter off oh good good job that's a good sign the twin oh here comes the other one well this might this might be my cue. All right. It's my cue, too.

Everyone, thank you. Tomorrow night, 8 p.m. Madison time. Plan for it. And we love you guys. Thank you, everyone, for your generous donations. They're going to go far. We're going to use that, too, for food and travel and all that stuff.

You guys are the best. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.