The Sevan Podcast - The World is Changing | Live Call In

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

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I've been staying up so late watching Dexter, it's crazy. I was going to say the fights didn't go that late. Sebi's taking the morning dump! How about next week's fights are going to be insane. I can't wait. Oh, I need my, I wonder if my wife can bring me my wrist straps. Can you bring me my wrist wrist straps. Can you bring me my wrist straps? Hey, what are they called? No, not wrist straps. Sweat bands. Sweat bands. Hey, how is Rogue working this year if they're eight hours ahead?

eight hours ahead. How like if the events it like does that mean if it starts at like nine AM their time and they're eight hours ahead, it starts at five PM for us. Fuck, I hope not. I think it's gotta be right. Yeah, you're probably right though. You know what?

Katie's gonna get a good perspective on this year's how much better viewership is or worse it is in Europe. Here's a trippy thing. There's a couple trippy things in this space. I'd be really curious to know Andrew's thoughts on this. Craig Richie gets so many views, right? But he's out of Europe.

I wonder if the majority of his views are coming from Europe. And whenever they do live events in Europe They always get it seems like they always get more participants Like viewers or like people show up people in attendance, but that being said I think their semi-finals gets less views on the internet. Maybe they don't have them. Do they have internet in Europe? I Don't know Electricity I just don't I don't I haven't made any sense of the

Of where the fans like gather Aggregate or how they do it or why they do it but man that When they have like their French throwdown and shit like that sold out right or Torian pros pro is just a fucking part of it torian's australian i think right sorry it's just anywhere out of here does better than you i guess is what i'm saying yeah and i think i think rogue sold out um i think rogue uh the rogue event sold out except for you know what I mean some nosebleed seats like like that Yeah, that's not surprising rogue is always gonna be pretty pretty big deal, right? But not not in the United States in the United States. It's just another regular fucking comp that no one goes to Yeah, that's a good point

Like yesterday was the Texas Texas Georgia game in Austin. Uh-huh. And then right next door Probably 30 minutes away on the other side of Austin was the Formula One race Both of them sold out You have two massive events going on in the same city and both of them sell out But you can't get rogue in the same in a similar city by itself and it doesn't sell the United States Yeah, and you take it to some fucking island out in the middle of the fucking Atlantic and it sells out Yeah Yeah, well I can't I can't I

I'm starting to get a little excited for rogue. You know why I'm excited for rogue why because Gabby came on the show yesterday You know why I'm excited for rogue why because Gabby came on the show yesterday It's not true I had no interest in rogue really I have no interest in competitions really and then all of a sudden I'm like, oh shit Gabby like I just got like a sneak peek a close look at Gabby on the show and I was like Okay, I want to see that fucking Ferrari go Threat opens up and then you just start being interested in it because of the totally. I mean I started following it right away. I invited her on the show. I've been a long time follower so you're a little blind. Hey um do you think this is a mischaracterization um and I I I will openly admit that 50% of this is just in my head but the first time we had her on the show I think Brian maybe was even on the show and and it was a really great interview. And she seemed like this just fucking sweet young

lady who was learning English. And it was a great interview. And then I felt like as the, you know as the Laura narrative kind of built between the Sevan podcast and Laura Gabby kind of distance herself like she got a little cold the thing is interesting is Kristoff's always been just a class act to me like always super cool super nice always available yeah remember when you tried to call Laura and then you just got to end up on the phone with yourself and you guys just bullshipped for like 20 minutes. Yeah. He's always, he's always been, he's always been great. I'm also wondering, I think we're onto something. I think that those, um,

Insta, I think they're sending cryptic messages back and forth on Instagram to each other. Don't you think? Yeah. Lauren Gabby, or you think we're making more of that than it is. I don't I think gabby's doing her own thing and laura's sending sub tweets. I think she's sending creative messages Sorry, hold on one second. What'd you say? Oh Oh, you couldn't find on my desk. There weren't any of the um, like big ceo ones or anything Okay. All right. No big deal.

I should she brought me four different sweat bands but none of the CEO ones or vindicate ones. Who knows where I left them? Maybe I left them in the car. It's okay. Don't worry about it. Will you just barely leave the door cracked a little bit? Man, it's cold outside today. Is it cold there already in Florida? Yeah, it's like, I mean, it's probably like, yeah, it's cold outside today. Is it cold there already in Florida? Yeah, it's like I Mean, it's probably like yeah, it's 60 But I can't people wear these to protect themselves from sweat. These make me so fucking hot. These make me sweat more Really? Yeah, don't do sweat bands make you sweat No, I usually like wearing them because like if I'm wearing like gymnastics grips or something.

Yeah. Then I don't like tear up my wrists. Oh oh interesting. Seve what happened to Dave? I was actually think I was actually gonna I'll text Dave right now and ask him if he wants to come on the show or I'd like to have him on the show. Let me see Dave This episode with Gabby was three years ago. You

That was three years ago, yeah, I think it's the last time you talk to her it's interesting that I think that's the only time I've talked to her. Um That's what I used to look like Shit, I guess Come back on my that's when I was doing anal when I was receiving anal oh and you're getting pegged yeah those are my pegging days that makes uh I'm gonna wear those glasses tomorrow hey you should come back on the show please have Dave come on and just don't talk about game shit at all Yeah, talk about the fucking squirrel you guys based it in

Skin oh shit. We never went over there and ate it What are you serious? Oh, yeah, dude. That was like a year ago. I know that was just prior to the games Oh my god, I said he looked so happy then. He probably cooked it by now. Bladewalker, what's up, dude? No, he's not going to eat that thing without me. You just go, I'm kill another one. Um, Jared Graybiel is throwing an event.

It's called. It's oh, oh, shit, this event isn't until January. What the fuck I was texting with them yesterday and he said there's this event it's called battle of the ages January 17th and 18th It's a cool venue it looks like a high school gymnasium, let me guess it's just gonna be local goofballs competing at like a high school gymnasium. Let me guess it's just gonna be local goofballs competing at it. Hey get Bill Grundler and John Young to commentate it and it'll be good. Battle of the ages January 17th and 18th. If they can't get me to care about masters then I'm definitely not going to care about this.

Sponsorships, competitions, home, contact, I just need to I just want to know when and where it is. Oh Shit we started this competition at our affiliate CrossFit canvas in 2021. We wanted to bring a fun annual competition to Treasure Valley What state is that, you know? Where? Treasure Valley. Here's the thing, there will be a lot of, small competitions have a lot of really big buff guys that almost don't look like crossfitters. They look like bodybuilders and a ton of hot chicks.

Have you noticed that? Yeah, it's all the old guys that are just on TRT now. It's a different athlete. 360 athletes from 83 different gyms in 18 different states. I think it's better people watching at local comps than big comps. Caldwell, Idaho. Oh, very nice. I'll remind you guys again, and people keep asking me about the Greggs event in January

I would just keep sending back. I've no way too far away Don't even know what's going on next week, dude. Yeah, exactly one week I have a one-week window like I'm thinking like soon. I'm gonna text Katie and ask Katie if about rogue When is rogue that's in November? Yeah The end of November. All right. Yeah, that's in November? Yeah The end of November. All right. Yeah, that's just the day. I can't remember. Oh rogue just sent me an email Let's see world's most durable barbells. I Think Rogue's the only spam I like getting

November 8th, so it's in a couple weeks actually I'm gonna see do they have their Schedule up for events rogue. So now I just looked you looked on their website. Yeah, I was notational November 8th to the 10th Sign up for email notifications. I'm sure I get those Highlights are Danny Spiegel Scott panchik Tia to me Pat vellner Laura Horvat, Adler, Magawa. How cool is it?

She has that L in her name with the line through it. Do we even have that on our keyboard in the United States? No. Maderas. Oh, McCranachoff's out, right? Probably. Gudmansen, Brandon Hopper, Lowen, Gorard, is Gorard still cross-fitting?

Ricky Mack? Yeah. Oh, let me check. Raptus, Olsen, Gazan, oh, Gazan looks like she's wearing pajamas in her photo. I wouldn't be surprised if she was. Pepper. Yeah, he's still doing

CrossFit stuff. Is he injured or anything? He didn't go to the event in LA. No, he didn't. Four weeks ago he posted that he was in for Rogue though. Oh, okay. Cool. Well that gets me interested too. Maybe I'll start getting... Oh, no he did compete. It was something... it was another weird event. Oh, okay. Nobody cared to watch. Dyke Skyscrapers. Dyke Captures. Can't be stopped, won't be stopped.

International sensation, homegrown legend, giving the crowd what they want. Oh, and Anyola Kai was there too? Yeah, I guess they partnered up. The Bee Friendly Band. Me and my friend actually wrote the music for Rogue. Oh my God. The bee friendly band me and my friend actually wrote the music for rogue. Oh My god, did you see the second video? Did you see keeping a real second Godfather video?

Yes My god, dude. I was nervous to open that. It's 180 euros or pounds, whatever the L means, the backwards or the L with the seats are reserved and located. Let me see if I can buy. Let me see if the Legends VIP happy hour. Let me see what tickets look like for rogue

If you want to sweet on the floor it's like 3,300 pounds Let me just see if I just want to go with the just a regular ticket package for three days Okay, so there are a few tickets left Sine like sweet for nine people, three hundred three thousand pounds. The cheapest ticket I could find is two hundred and eighteen pounds. There's this one right here. One hundred and eighty pounds. Oh yeah, I clicked on it and when you go in there, it's a little more expensive.

Oh, it says like full price ticket or something. Why is this one in dollars? Legends VIP happy hour. Because they know no one in Europe can afford that. Oh my God. How many more days until the election? I can't wait till this thing's over 15 more days. the occupied with it. I wanted to be off my brain. I thought this was pretty insightful. Here we go.

I went to the doctor and I said, doctor, my bottom hurts. He said, can you tell me exactly where it hurts? I said, right around the entrance. It's really sore. He said, my advice is that for as long as you call that the entrance it'll hurt. It's good right? Yeah that laughter was annoying. It made me not want to laugh when I heard that. Do you think that the anus is an entrance? That could lead to all sorts of problems. Okay someone sent me this this morning and I need this explained to me. Oh First let me first. Let me do this. Let me go back to weightlifting

So Look at this rack. This guy is you do you look at this rack? I was really hoping it was gonna be a real rack No It's a fake rack Mike's our 440 pound. Oh look at he look at so why not lower I have a bunch of questions why not lower the rack instead of stand on that plate? I don't I wonder if it's a fixed rack. I don't I wonder if it's a fixed rack

Okay, let's assume it's not Okay, then yeah, he's stupid for not doing that Can everyone please hit the like button and subscribe be cool. Yeah, be cool, man. Thank you, Jethro Seve Trump is just the other wing of the same bird Americans have fallen for the illusion of choice. I know that's what like, there's like 10,000 people screaming that, but they never explain what that means. So you're telling me chopping off the penis of little boys is the same as not chopping off the penis of little boys? You have to explain it to me. I don't get it. Enlighten me. The whole thing is controlled by lizard people? Like what are you saying?

That's what I heard. Tell me. Tell me. Explain it to me. That's what they say. They tried to, Patrick Bed David tried to propose that to Trump basically, like, hey, who's pulling all the strings? And Trump's response was, is like, hey, it's just an intersection of interests. There's no sentient being at the top of the food chain. It's just an amorphous blob. And that's always been my sort of take. Have you ever, have you ever, have you ever worked anywhere?

So like when I worked at CrossFit, that's exactly the same thing. Like there's meetings that different people have and there's different interests and there's meetings you have after hours and meetings you have at bars and ideas you guys get together to push through certain things.

And it's the same thing with the locker room. There you go. That morphed to the same nonsense. Explanation, Trump is a Zionist. What is that? That's someone who is afraid to use the word kike, so they use the word Zionist. Why don't you just write out what you're saying? Explanation, Trump thinks that the 12 million remaining Jews on planet Earth should still have their own country. And they control both sides from the middle. Yeah, that I mean that's

That's fine too, how is that? Oh, how is that it's the same wing of the of this of the other bird like I don't it still doesn't even make sense to me Yeah, the seven used to chat. This is also like this is this is the Illuminati here in the CrossFit space We just meet in person. Oh Zionists are non-Jews. Zionists are not Jews. They're just people who want a Jewish state. Well, God, dude, I hope someone's in control. I hope you're right. I hope someone's in control, because my feeling is that no one's, no one's in control. Zionist is what the left uses to describe people that actually care about human life.

I just wanna know, just help me out. Someone is in control. I don't know, I don't know. Keeping it real. Zionists are people who support Zionism and ethnocultural nationalist movement that originated in Europe in the late 19th century. The goal of Zionism is to establish a Jewish homeland and state. Okay. Well, then I'm one of those too. I've no, I've no, I don't know if I'm one of those, but I wish them the best of luck. Why not? I don't know if I'm one of those, but I wish them the best of luck. Why not?

All those countries over there, all those countries over there, want to keep their people like, if they're smart, they'll let the United States just run the giant cultural mixed experiment and they'll just keep their shit pure and we'll just pluck from them. We'll take two Blacks, we'll take two Finnish people, We'll take two Ethiopians. We'll take two Iranians. We'll take four Swedish girls. And we'll just pluck you guys and bring you over. Four of the Swedes for sure. Yeah. None of the dudes. We'll come on Noah's Ark and we'll fly off into Mars. None of the dudes. Do European guys know that they're pussies? No, I don't. I think they actually think they're cool. Oh.

Alright. They all wear fucking skis. Do Russian guys know that they're hard? Yeah. They do know. Yeah, yeah, they know. And by the way, there's some exceptions to European guys being pussies. There's some other like Italians are their own kind of weird dude.

Spanish dudes are their own kind of weird dude. Try to think if there's any, like probably like some of the Eastern bloc countries just have like normal guys, some normal guys. But UK, Sweden, Switzerland, the UK, France, I mean, just generally speaking, you know, 51% of your dudes are just pussies. The Germans are definitely in the middle, for sure. They're like super fucking cool. And you have some that are super fucking gay.

Yeah, they got a ton of pussies to time. Like just they're wearing their pants too high and floods and they like, they don't think like men No, they're jews are weird. Yeah jews are super weird Jews are like like like the the real jews are they're more like amish that use electricity You know, I mean they're like they're like a tribe. They're like a native american tribe or something American tribe or something. Yeah, yeah, children, Storm Williams, 42,000 deaths in Gaza, 47% of the population there is children. Yeah.

Yep, that's what happens when you go to war. 87% of the people there believe that all Jews should be killed. Let's keep doing percentages. 87% of the people there think that all Jews should be killed. Ask anyone. And another interesting thing, Storm, is that it's not a single Arab country that houses 1.5 billion Arabs has accepted one Palestinian immigrant. Oh yeah, yeah, sorry. So are we going to watch the video? that houses 1.5 billion Arabs has accepted one Palestinian immigrant. Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry. So are we going to watch the video? Yeah, yeah, we are going to watch the video.

So why is he standing on this? Oh, wait, hold on. Sorry, Blade. One more. Avera. Trump is the ultimate solution to their problem reaction solution scheme. As always, they get people to beg for their solution. Why are you putting everything in brackets?

I don't know. Oh, because they're're they I guess that's like who they are anyway I um god I hope I hope they got a good solution okay um he's standing on the plate pianist oh, oh that makes sense, okay But booster plate I understand but why not lower why not just lower the rack you think maybe he's working out with someone you think Taller guy gets the no way. There's plenty of room to have more squat racks in that gym just off of that space alone Those are fake but anyway, okay look at so So he has to step off that with 440 Yeah, it's losing two inches on his spine just doing that it seems like

That's a lot of work While you're trying to set a PR. I mean, that's a heavy back squat, right? 440. That's no joke. Yeah. I've never squatted 440. So it's pretty heavy.

No one in the chat's ever squatted 440. Except for this guy. Yeah. Oh, Jedidiah's Nelson's strong like ox smart like tractor. Jedidiah's definitely has never squatted 440. 425. All right. I know I was really hoping I'm waiting for all the people who've squatted 500 to chime

in. Oh, Troy Martin. 80% of Hamas rockets are launched from sites with children at Facts crazy He's right. No, Graciano's never squatted 440. Come on. What are you talking about? Dude, I got a video of a girl a 44 year old girl Doing the that workout from calm. I can't wait to show you guys okay uh sorry blade okay here we go damn homie got depth this is the then he's got to step back up there and then he's got to

put get it in those cups you know what i mean What are those called C cups or what are those things called? Yeah, that's pretty dumb I also hate people I hate that people squat on those racks I know that's like an Olympic lifting thing like oh and you're fucking an Olympic weightlifting hall. You have those stupid racks But I hate you will squat heavy on them. I think Greg just ordered like 20 of those he loves those too I don't like those either. Hell no. I want a place that I can just fucking run forward. Yes. You know what I mean? I want a monster rogue rack that I can just lean my whole body weight forward on and just drop that shit onto it onto the hooks. I mean this is part like this is like really low level

Cirque du Soleil ship, but it's still a Cirque du Soleil ship. I mean, it's fucking crazy impressive, Mike. I mean, you are a beast. Yeah, for sure. You're also a fucking lunatic. God and. Yeah, anyway Steps he's got a step up. He's got a dismount the plate

Then he's got to get back on the plate and then he's got to shoot a three-pointer. I Mean the last thing I want to do after I set a PR is have to set that thing in that little You should get but you should get an extra 10 pounds added to your lift for that Yeah, fuck that did Have to set that thing in that little you should get but you should get an extra ten pounds added to your lift for that Yeah, fuck that did Man Law enforcement San Bernardino County is gearing up for unrest. Oh, yeah, dude. The liberals will go crazy if Trump wins Absolutely crazy if Yeah, when he wins sorry when, when he wins. They are going to lose their shit.

Let me see. Dave's texting me back. What's he doing up so early? Hey, when you hear, what do you think, when you hear people say there are tunnels under LA and the Under there. Oh, no, I don't think famous and rich people are under there. I think fucking homeless people are under there Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay me too. I think Yeah, I would have I would believe that there's have you seen those videos on tik-tok or Instagram where they're guys that just go explore abandoned Places yeah. Yeah called but yeah, so Some of the places are just they're just tunnels underneath Like multi-million dollar neighborhoods, you know what I mean? Are are they like sewage tunnels and stuff? That's how I always like the ones in LA and stuff. No, no, like they're like I

Don't know you tunnels that you could walk through so I just imagine there's a lot of stuff out there that we've never even seen just because we don't know where the entrance is or whatever can't remember what it's called I know that all sorts of cities have tunnel people like New York Vegas all that shit just where the homeless just goes for shelter and okay I need let me see if there's anything in here there was a Vera said something else They they're going to lose their shit you say it as though it was not planned what do you mean planned like they already have a date on the calendar and flyers made and like I Think this is just Hillers burner account like yeah, of course

I mean of course. I mean, of course, like, you mean, they're not... I don't know what you mean by planned. It's like this, it's like, when people are like, um... The FBI did 9-11. And I just want to be like, well, someone did it. You know what I mean? I mean, some, some, like, that we all agree that someone did it right? Right and that it was organized I guess I guess you could say I guess some people say and then there's like was it blown up with like little bombs

On every floor was it a plane that hit it or I mean someone brought the building fucking down Like I don't care what the story is. I just like to know what it is. What the truth is Right. Everybody says Bush did 9-eleven and I always think what is it? Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. That's another thing that people like to say a lot. Yeah. And then there were, there were, there were a shitload of, uh, uh, in the stock

market, there were a ton of people, a ton of money was made on shorting the stock of United Airlines for me. That's the most convincing thing. Yeah, that is pretty surprising. Savvy, do you just, do you really believe this is all just random events unfolding in front of you? You mean like if I don't I'm explaining what you mean by that like like I'm walking in my backyard the other day and I see a lizard run in front of me and then I look over at the apple tree and I see an apple fall off. Do I think it's random?

and I see an apple fall off. Do I think it's random? I need you to, I don't know these words. No, I don't think it was random. Like here, let me play this. I don't think this is random. That's right Storm. They're going to turn the frogs gay, dude. Let me play this for you. I don't think that this is, uh, this is Andrew Schultz. Um, he just did an interview with Donald Trump. Uh, listen, listen to what he says here. So bam, this is the

Brooklyn academy of music, which is a venue they've shot tons of specials in. And three and a half hours after the interview, they canceled shows. So let's see if we can show the thing. Read the exact email because they're also they're they're canceling my shows but they're also begging Live Nation to not. Look at their Caleb has really long hair. Damn must be nice dude. Cancel future shows with them. Like they still want business, but they're like, just not this guy. Now I don't know if it's a Trump interview, but the day before it came out, we were ready to go and we're going on sale this week.

And three and a half hours afterwards, we get this email. First off, I wanna thank you for thinking of BAM for Andrew Schulz's upcoming comedy show. We are always excited when promoters consider our space for their events. After some internal discussions with leadership, it was decided that Bam is not the right fit for this show at this time. So do I think that that's random? Like, like some AI just randomly spit out and I don't know what you mean by random. No, I think that that letter is accurate. I don't know

what the reason is, but I think that they got together and decided his show is not the right show for their venue and is it tied to him interviewing Donald Trump? I don't know that either. You know, I can't stand these people, bro. They can't handle, like, I don't know if it's the other way around if uh was it um was it planned what do you mean planned help me out here so you're saying that they're like man there's too many um okay let's talk about the border you think you think how like uh mayorkas leaving the border open and not doing anything about it and and um kamala leaving the border open and not doing anything about it and Kamala leaving the border open and not doing anything about it. What do you think the plan is? Who made the plan?

What do you think the plan is and who made the plan? Do I think the Scandemic was not planned? No, I think that was totally planned in the sense that I'm, what do you, I need to know what you mean by plan, but I suspect from the patents that were were I suspect that it was released on purpose I don't I think that they had I think that they had tried it already like ten different times with ten different other diseases to try to scare people L1h1 flu swine flu monkey pox like I think that like tons of those things that they try to But I think it's people trying to sell their shit

It's like you've seen those you've seen those commercials for selling like gun cases For your house and they show like kids trying to break into the gun case. Yeah, I think that's a planned strategy they're like hey, we're gonna show we're gonna scare people and give them a stat that The second leading cause of kids dying is them shooting themselves I don't know if that's true with guns they find in their parents house And so you need a case and look at ours can't be broken into like that kind of plan Friend of mine who is an executive at Adobe said that the kovat was the perfect product launch a executive at Adobe said that the COVID was the perfect product launch.

A total liberal too. For a vaccine. Uh, uh, yeah, for a vaccine. Um, and, uh, and here's, but, but do I think it was like, I just think that there's just, I think it's just people wanting out there to make money. I don't know what you mean by planned. Like everything's planned planned that I planned to come on the show at 7 a.m Yeah, that I planned to be late at 7 o'clock whenever I got here. No Did I plan to have a dick pump as my title sponsor? No.

Do I think January 6th was random? No. I don't. But how many people do you think are in on the plan? Donald Trump asked for the National Guard to surround the Capitol building on January 4th and January 5th. I think he meant that. Anyway, Andrew Schultz got his shit pinched for a... I mean, do you remember even a year ago when the Nelk Boys did that interview with Donald

Trump, they only left it up for a day and YouTube pulled it down. Yeah, that was pretty insane. Yeah. That was insane. He even told them, he's like,'s like hey they're gonna pull it down Yeah, they do a pretty good job of getting rid of anything that is associated with him Okay, um, I Gotta stop reading their comments

It's okay, it's fun. It's an easy morning show. Read away. I did all the math in my head. Okay, why will never fight over guys? So these are three sisters or three friends. I don't get this. I don't get this at all. That's why I pulled this up. I need this explained to me. Alright, let's do it. Okay, it's three girls, right?

Yep. Okay, so one of them put scissors in the middle cup. Oh, I get it. I get it. I was trying to do the addition in my head. One likes, oh, one like, oh, I get it, I get it. Okay. Why we'll never fight over guys. Yep. Yep.

Chick on the left likes white guys, the chick in the middle is a dyke, and the chick on the right likes black dude. No, the chick in the middle is a dyke and the chick on the right likes black No, the chick in the middle is a psychopath You don't think the scissors means she likes to scissor she likes girls Oh Isn't that what let's do they scissor isn't that the point yeah good point I didn't even think of that Do you want to change your answer? mmm, I still think

See Graciano can't do back squat 440 either he can only do 405 by 25 Oh good Caleb's missing the point that awesome. That doesn't happen very often. Yeah. Sometimes I'm retarded. You think it's a conspiracy that lesbians like the scissor and scissors could cut off a penis? That's not random dude. That was a plan. How much? I think whatever Avera is trying to explain to me I think Hiller's tried to explain to me too. I don't understand why I can't get it. I can't maybe I get it and that's why I don't get it. How big does your show have to get before like I know know I haven't made it because no one's accused me of working for the man.

Right? Yeah, exactly. Does anyone ever accuse Rogan of being a FBI plant? Probably. Bladewalker, my best ever is 545. You can eat that for a 10 piece. Oh, do you think the 2020 election was random? We just just start pointing at things and saying, was that random? Was that random? Was it random that this guy just took off his shirt? Said math is fun. So outside my window trying to understand what you're saying. So the elections always on

the first Tuesday of Every november, right? Is that how that works or is that how thanksgiving works? Anyway, we know the elections every four years in november. So that part's planned Yep and We know the elections every four years in november. So that part's planned Yep and We definitely I mean there's fucking thousands of videos out there that show people what appears to be ballot stuffing

And we all saw this thing. I never talked about this on the show But the last election we saw swings of like 2 000 votes like in the middle Sorry, 200 000 votes in the middle of sorry, 200,000 votes in the middle of the night in certain areas. It was fucking bizarre. No, they're just counting their votes. So are you like that there's people cheating out there? Yeah, there's people who want their candidate to win so bad that they're willing to cheat.

Is that I'm convinced of that. And there are some people who don't care and you could just pay them. Like, I don't think like, you know, like when you see like in Atlanta, the fat back black lady's putting fucking 30 ballots into a box, like I don't think like she's part of the conspiracy. I think someone just paid her to do that. Yeah, for sure. So was that planned? Yeah, I don't think it was like. I don't know how far out it was planned

She's an NPC but someone gave her money and she's like, yeah, what do you want me to do? Stuff ballots bitch. I saw this crazy video of I saw this crazy video of um, oh Let me I was gonna I was gonna crack a joke I was gonna make fun of the games athlete Um the CrossFit athlete but instead of making fun of them Tell me which CrossFit athlete does this look like if he stops doing CrossFit? Oh god, okay, or she Okay, here we go. Who is that? Anyone? As soon as I saw it, I just thought, I just thought, oh my God, that's so and so.

Josh Bridges. That's not, wasn't my guess. No. Uh, Nagrassiano. When I was a kid, I was so scared of the we had a lawnmower just like that that I had to use every week and I had to start it like that and I was so there it is. There it is. Scott Tetlow. Wow. Really?

Yeah, that's Tetlow. He quit. Yeah, that's Tetlo of Equitnam. I was so scared of the underside of the mower. Did you ever mow lawns? Yeah, all the time. Were you scared of the underside of the mower? Yeah, unreasonably. Yeah, I was.

Yeah. And when it was running, like I wanted so bad to like look under it and watch it the bladespin, but I was terrified of that fucking thing. Yeah, I thought it would shoot out at me or something. I don't know why. I thought the blades extended further out or something. Yeah, it lifted up and it might spin off and chop your head off. Right.

I was terrified of the mower. And for some reason I was always scared my foot could somehow go underneath it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why I thought that. Have you watched Exter? Yeah, I actually started it again recently. I watched it like when I was in college. I just finished season two. Thank God. You didn't like season two? I did. It's just so stressful. That fucking bitch.

You know, what's cool about season two is there's just that there's a chicken there who's just smoking hot with a great set of like a titties who just gets railed in every episode. Yeah, the narcotics anonymous chick. Yeah, Lila. Yeah. But man, she stressed me out. Fuck, she she stressed me she stressed me out so much she's like the psycho side piece, right? Yes, yes Yeah, oh My god no seven seven. Did you ever put the chain back on your bike and accidentally run your finger through the sprocket? No

fuck that put the chain back on your bike and accidentally run your finger through the sprocket? No. Fuck that would hurt so bad. God. I do. I feel like once a week though I have to put a chain back on one of my kids bikes. I really don't like doing it because I just hate the grease on my hands. I just I despise it. Yeah that is annoying. I should have to come back in another lifetime doing something that loves a lot of grease that there's a lot of grease in so I just Have to overcome that You got a bike shop or something yeah or even worse like an oil rig oh

Yeah, at least you'd be rich a Tetlow do not stop doing CrossFit. It gets weird for you Wear gloves Jesus, dude I have to go back in room kids are riding bikes outside and then I have to walk back into the garage and get gloves Then the gloves would be greasy Yeah, that's a pain in the ass not doing that Greece equals manly that's something I'm not When I was a kid, um, I loved dirty hairy Did you watch all the dirty hairy movies? No, is that the guy with that Clint Eastwood that his character? Yeah

He's like a Western fucking No, he's a cop in San Francisco. Oh fucking no he's a cop in San Francisco oh okay then yeah I definitely don't know it then oh man these were so good yeah that's where the famous line comes from do you feel lucky punk oh yeah yeah I know that line did I shoot five shots or six yeah 357 Magnum. Yeah. OK. But sorry, back to conspiracy. Sebi, thank you. By the way, thank you for being patient with me.

My point is, is that you have not connected the dots. 9-11, Scandemic, Border Election, ESG, DEI, J6 are not random or independent events. I mean, I can see that. I see what you're saying Let me ask you this let me ask you this let me ask you this Because sure so so there's some you're saying that like Nestle makes Seven different candy bars and they're all connected

they found they found a way to make money and live a good life by controlling the candy bar market and making different candy bars and they're all connected. They found they found a way to make money and live a good life by controlling the candy bar market and making different candy bars with like they may even all taste the same for all we know but they just put them in different wrappers and the jokes on us. I get that and so you're saying is that there's one person who they have who who you're saying that there's a group of people somewhere that control the world and they do it through Like catastrophic events Do they control the Super Bowl too and sports so you're saying they control they did 9-eleven and the scandemic and oh probably and the border and

and oh probably and the border and the election and these are all things that do things that help them generate revenue Is that is that what you're saying it helps them generate revenue So that there's a group of people who found their niche in generating revenue through scare tactics? I don't know what the alternative motive would be. I could get that. I mean, shit, maybe, maybe that's even thinking too small. Maybe that doesn't even matter because they can just print their own money or move money around any way they want anyway. But power and control.

What does that do for them? You mean like power and control? Like what the way like I built a fence around my property. I guess that's so I could consolidate my power and my control. I guess. In this fast paced world staying sharp and focused is a non-negotiable. That's why more professionals are turning to Mudwater, coffee alternative that fuels your day without the crash. Made with a blend of organic, functional mushrooms, Mudwater is designed to optimize your mental clarity and overall well-being. Mudwater isn't just about cutting back on the caffeine, it's about making a smarter

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Good name. Yeah Well officer Moore, maybe you'll tell us all here about your most important felony arrest I've never made a felony arrest. I've never made a felony arrest. Well maybe you'll tell us about your best misdemeanor arrest then. So he's a cop in San Francisco and they've just asked um they've told him that he has to take on a new partner and it's this chick and he doesn't want and he doesn't want her. I've never made a misdemeanor arrest either.

Then what the hell gives you the right to become an inspector when there's men have been out there on the street for 10 or 15 years? The woman's place is in the home. Is that what you're trying to say? What do you think this is, some kind of encounter group? I want to know what Officer Moore is going to do when somebody points a gun at her and says, hit the deck, you son of a bitch! You're just deliberately trying to fail this candidate, aren't you, Callahan? Well, if she fails out there, she gets her ass blown off. and says, hit the deck, you son of a bitch. You're just deliberately trying to fail this candidate, aren't you, Callahan?

Well, if she fails out there, she gets her ass blown off. It's my ass and my hard luck. Except that out there, you're going to have a partner. If you get blown away, he gets blown away with you. And that's a hell of a price to pay for being stylish. Well, Officer Moore, maybe you'll tell us all here about. Okay.

Chevy, what's that got to do with anything? Well, I'm about to show you. You know how I feel. You know how I feel about black people. The whole, I think the whole country fucking, I think the success of the fucking this country is like solely in their control. The more they speak up, the more white people are useless right now. I know I'm generalizing, but that's why I was so frustrated the other day

when I saw black people wearing masks in line for the election. It's like, you don't have to fucking wear masks. What the fuck are you doing wearing masks? No one's saying shit to you. No one's gonna tell you put on a mask. Anyway, listen to this. I love this guy. Here we go. Shit's getting weird. Part infinity.

The Brockton police officer who caused a late-night crash that injured a family is getting a promotion. I might start a new series called on this episode of huh? Last month we told you he received a short unpaid suspension for the wreck which happened after he left a bar. Stanley David received a three-day unpaid suspension last month for what the police chief described as poor judgment that damaged the reputation of the department Crash, however, did not stop david from being promoted to lieutenant this week This guy fucking left the bar. He's a cop crashed into a fucking family of three

Was suspended for three days and then later gets a fucking promotion to lieutenant No, it's not cops. It's not cops has nothing to do with cops. I know the comments think it's cops too. It's not cops This has nothing to do with cops. This has to do with DEI Surveillance video shows David smashing into another vehicle after it stopped for a red light Inside the other car were fiancees Damien Dorsey and Jessica Nash with their five-month-old baby boy in the backseat. A video we obtained from an internal affairs investigation shows David had been at a nearby bar before causing the serious wreck. Fellow officers who responded to the scene told investigators they did not see signs David was intoxicated.

Wait, you didn't see signs. He crashed into a fucking parked car. Jesus, dude. Come on. I'm watching the video and I can tell you a right and none of them conducted a field sobriety test. David didn't respond to our previous requests for comment about the crash, but at a city council meeting this week, he spoke briefly as he accepted his promotion. I just want to say thank you. I've been on the job for about 26 years. Appreciate you guys have done here. And I just want to say thank you. And I have a couple of years to serve the city of Brockton.

As we previously told scared, guilty, retarded white people promoting a guy just because he's black. Now, I don't, I don't care if I'm wrong. We're, we're, we're in a, in a place where, uh, it's totally fair to make that assumption. That's where we are in society. And this is in fucking Massachusetts, dude. The fucking beacon of fucking DEI, fucking racism, uh, fucking pedophilia. This is the fucking ground zero of that shit.

Internal Affairs investigators recommended no discipline for the crash, but police chief Brenda Perez said police chief Brenda Perez. Hey, when's the last time you've seen a white male as a police chief anywhere in the news ever? I can't, I can't think of the news. Yeah. It's, it's all, it's always, it's always a black woman, Mexican woman, black man, uh, uh, uh, black woman. There aren't anymore. That job is not a white person's job anymore. So when Trump says they're coming for your jobs, he's talking about police chiefs. Looks like my hometown is good.

Your hometown? What's your hometown? They still got a white dude? Yep. White dudes are sheriffs early on david and cast a shadow over the integrity Of the entire department if that was a shadow Then this is a spotlight. You look at this department because what the fuck A couple who first shared their scary. Yeah, I hate it that cops are getting blamed for this This is this is fucking just dei. This is just libtard shit. This is just fat white woman shit So bad, it's so fucking bad

It's funny how so in this we have a white blonde girl. Yeah, that can slide that'll work. Mmm That's a DEI too for sure sure. It depends on the position. You were just having a conversation about how power corrupts. I was? I don't remember that. And now you're not seeing how the problem is misappropriated power in law enforcement. How am I not seeing that? They're saying that cops protect cops. How am I not seeing that? They're saying that cops protect cops.

No, that's what they want you to think. That's what you're blind. That's what they want you to think. That's all just DEI shit. And hey, you know what? I don't have a problem with cops protecting cops. That's not cops protecting cops. That's DEI shit.

Cops protecting cops is fucking not arresting the guy. He's been on the force 26 years, he was fucking drunk and you fucking hide it. Got it, I get it. I would fucking probably do the same thing for my friend. I got it. That's not the part I'm talking about. Talking about the part that he got a fucking promotion.

You're fucking blind. Douche. They want you, they want you, Averro, get my back on this. They want you to think it's the cops. It's all planned. I guarantee you if that was a white cop he wouldn't have got the promotion Yeah, pretty similar stuff happens in military like if you get in trouble for like you get a DUI and you're just Some ding-dong you're gonna get kicked out but if you're Higher up they'll just promote you

higher up. They'll just promote you. Subban worships the police to the point that he thinks it's okay to let them off for driving drunk. Not even close to what I'm saying. Still not what you're saying. Not even close to what I'm saying. Not even close. In Massachusetts, white cops get promoted too. I'm sure they get promoted too as long as they toe the line. And by the line I mean the DEI line, I'm not talking about the blue line. Listen, I have no, those guys gotta fucking stick together.

They gotta stick together more than fucking ever with the way fucking you assholes talk about them. You guys think that treating them like fucking human beings or seeing them as human is somehow chugging their cock? I did say I'd probably do that too. But that's not fucking, that's not fucking cop worship. That's just fucking, if I had a friend who'd been doing his job great for 26 years And he had fucking a mistake. I wouldn't want to see him fucking go down No, I'm not saying I think someone's saying it's okay to drive drunk as long as you only run into park car Anyway, that's the thing man. That DEI shit is just like... What do you guys want to see? Do you guys want to see oral rape or someone work out?

I read in art this girl was raped on a park bench in London and she was a skull fuck to death Yeah How hard that is or do you want to hear the story about the dot-com workout which one would you like to hear first? Can't do the time don't do the crime I agree I agree Can't do the time don't do the crime. I agree. I agree Hey, man, he sure as fuck did what here's one thing. Here's a one thing we agree on he sure as fuck shouldn't have been promoted No Definitely not

You definitely shouldn't okay dot-com workout no skull fucking over a rock hard. Sorry Sean beat you to it.com. Okay We get to the oral sex by death here thing here in a minute So this is pretty crazy So I was talking shit that no one could do this workout Not even a dude could do it Yesterday's main site workout 21 deadlift 315 pound Or 225 pound deadlift for 21 15 hand cleans at 155 and 9 front squats at 95 And here this beautiful

Female specimen, what's her name? The abby gagnon. Oh, that's a good segue for the next piece. So she gets the 20, she's gonna do it. It's fucking crazy. 44. Here's a 44 year old woman doing it you don't look 44 but you sure fuck look like a woman I didn't I forgot to like my own post Oh 2121 at 215 or 225 Overe said seve you gotta go just to be clear. I love your show and content our thank you dude Explain things in less than 100 characters Uh, um, uh, keep working on me

Maybe i'll wake up Okay 155 dude When I watch her do these I was thinking about trying this after seeing her do it I don't know what would happen to my fucking lower back if I tried to hang clean 155. I Think I might be able to do that the women's weight No, just right do you have a place to try it Yeah, I could probably try it tomorrow. Yeah, try it. Okay. She takes she takes a good break here She takes a solid break. I

Wonder what she did to warm up for that 21 deadlifts at 225 I Wish she was I wish she wasn't attractive. I wish it was like some big fat ugly girl who did it Yeah, somehow. Yeah, somehow my manhoods insulted because I also find her attractive It's like Kevin Mcgawel coming in and just whooping on Taylor, yeah Threatened very threatened Sick one hour. I don't know dude. I'm pretty impressed Yeah, that's pretty wild and she's not even like doing hang cleaners or she's just bouncing it off her quads

And she's not even like doing hang cleaners or she's just bouncing it off her quads That's what I would do too, but fuck that's you think she'd get bruised after that Uh, I don't know. I don't get bruised when I do it. So she's Jamie. Can you Jamie? Can you do that? Speaking of hot strong chicks. And then and then I was about to call her out on this because I thought it was 65 pounds. I was like, what the fuck, but she goes over and shows the weights when she's done. Oh, that doesn't look like a light bar. Yeah, wait to see how fast she moves it. She moves it like it's

nothing. No. Dude, it's crazy. I guess you're like, okay. Yeah, by now this must feel so light to her, right? Yeah. The first five are probably so easy. Damn. What did she do it in?

Like five minutes, less than five minutes. Damn, dude. I don't think I can do. I don't think I can. I can also take a five minute guess. Oh. Oh, yes. She says yes, probably Wow And in Jamie's tiny Yeah, she is pretty small that a gun

I Pa you know what? I spent so much time. I paused all the I paused it everywhere to to really take a good look at her weights You examined it more than we examined Kil Taylor workouts? Yeah totally. 245 I guess that's a women's bar she's using because she got the 10s on there too then she got a 45 over there and then she got 15s on the side on each side here. You see the 15? One. Yeah. And then she cruises over here and she's I mean, I I don't know what this is 25. Oh Oh, yeah shit. So 25 on a 35 pound bar plus these little fives Yeah, yeah, no clips doesn't count

that that that that that guys weren't here I'm trying to act cool dude when I do those I fucking snag my shaft in the bar those aren't meant for men yeah I don't do that shit anymore I'd have clicked on this one too. Well, yeah, that makes sense She's crazy eyelashes Hot take open your mouth really wide makes you stronger. Yeah, it, what's going on here?

For years, I was an athlete who was never injured last. Oh, she got injured. Her best lifetime bench is 200 pounds. Yeah, that's crazy. What did I say? That was the gayest comment ever made Graciano I say some gay shit dude maybe Graciano can do the man's weight mmm Mmm, what was it 315 to 25 185 or some shit? Let me see It was a 315 for the dead

225 for the hang and 135 for the front. I want to see someone do it just with 225 on the bar oof just all the way through Just like 90 seconds of work. I did it with 65 pounds 90 seconds. You think that's gonna get done in 90 seconds? I mean that I did it 90 seconds with 65 pounds on the bar brother And I paused I Did for four rounds of it to 25 not taking 90 taking 90 seconds. Oh, her eyelashes are so fabulous.

That shit ain't gay, dude. I was just appreciating her eyelashes. If you use the word manicured nails too, bro. If you use the word fabulous, it was gay. I didn't say fabulous. I said she had really nice eyelashes. Yeah. That's what I think you said too.

I'm just saying. You're projecting Graciano. You're acting kind of gay, dude. Kind of gay. Some of these states are trying to take non-citizens off the voter about off the voter list and the Department of Justice is suing the states. Why would they do that? That's a great question. suing the states why would they do that that's a great question if a Vera was here he would explain it damn disappointed Hank you could take at least three minutes 15 at 225 I could do one on a minute could you do the whole

thing on what you think you could do the whole thing unbroken with 135? Yes. Yeah. Hand cleans will be tough. But I think because of just grip. Yeah. I'm a pussy with the hook grip. It hurts my thumbs. You would use hook grip with with the hook grip. It hurts my thumbs. You would use hook grip with for the hand cleans? Yeah, for sure. I have freaking shitty grippers.

I need to get up on that Sentinel pull-up program. I need to get up on that Sentinel Pull-up program. DOJ tells four police fire departments that it's racist to expect employees to know basic math. The Biden-Harris Department of Justice has undertaken a slew of lawsuits against local police and fire departments alleging that it's racist to require hires entrusted with the public safety to know basic math. The lawsuits underline Kamala Harris's attempt to brand herself as a moderate in the final weeks of the presidential campaign with the suits

both suggesting a dim view of blacks by the administration and employing the theory of disparate impact. The radical theory that holds that any time there are statistical racial disparities, racism must be the cause, even if no one can explain how. The radical theory holds that any time there are statistical racial disparities, racism must be the cause, even if no one can explain how. Meaning, if blacks get more parking tickets, it's racism. If they do worse on a test, it's racism. On Friday, the Department of Justice Civil Rights Unit filed a lawsuit against... What'd I say? I said that's part of the plan. Oh yeah,

that is... Yep, thank you. On Friday, the Department of Justice Civil Rights Unit filed a lawsuit against South Bend, Indiana, saying South Bend uses a written examination that discriminates against black applicants and a physical fitness test that discriminates against vaginas vagina applicants for what the police department I Guess for fire and police Yeah, dude If you don't have a PT test for either of those jobs Your department's fucked your entire city's fucked dude That goes back to the dirty hairy thing

Exactly, if you can't pass the test if you can't pass a PT test Fuck dude. That goes back to the dirty Harry thing. Exactly. If you can't pass the test, if you can't pass a PT test, you should not be on the department and if you can pass a PT test, but you can't do the academic stuff, you still shouldn't be on the fucking department. Dude, it's insane. If my wife can pass the PT test, the same PT test that the dudes take for the fire department, then you all should be able to do it too. And if you can't do it, they're saying if a disproportionate number of men

passed than women, it's sexist. That they're basically saying, they're basically saying that we're equal when we're not, they're making the presupposition that we're equal. Some women can pass that PT test and that's great. And they, but we're not're not the same. No. That's ludicrous dude. But that being said with the math test we are cognitively all people are cognitively equal. Yeah it's not it's not your black skin that's making you fucking not be able to pass a math test has nothing to do with it it might cause might make other people to put in a little more effort and they're all in the old think box up there, but

But that was just one of the lawsuits which claims that tests are racist because blacks fail them at a higher percentage than whites and Require cash rewards to be paid to those blacks who failed them. Most blacks generally pass the tests. What? And the law just do not explain how the tests can be racist against only some blacks. Blacks who pass the test are excluded from financial payouts. They're paying reparations to people who fail academic tests.

Yes, so if you're a black dude and you pass the test, you don't get the payout But if you fail the test you get the payout talk about fucking What the fuck is going on on this plan? This is the Department of Justice is enforcing this last week Durham, North Carolina settled with the Department of Justice saying blacks fail the tests Required to become a firefighter more often an employer should identify and eliminate practices that have a disparate What's that word dispar that word, disparate? Disparate? Impact based on race, like disparity? Yes. It said that Durham Fire

Department must pay nearly a million dollars to people who fail the test and hire up to 16 of them. Disparate, essentially different in kind, not allowing comparison. Things so unalike that there is no basis for comparison. Well, the DOJ said the tests are not relevant to actually being a good firefighter. An online practice test suggests that if it is directly relevant, that people could die if such firefighters were hired.

One question asks, if a building is 350 feet away, how many 60 foot hoses would be needed? They're saying that's racist brother How many hoses are you gonna need to get to a 300 a building is 300 feet away You don't have enough hoses people in that building on a fucking die and that building is gonna get lost That's insane to me, dude And And so that's why that's why when you ask if you see a fucking woman or a black dude at a job it's perfectly okay to say that hey they weren't were they actually qualified because of this

that's why it's okay to say that because because they've already admitted in their hiring practices that qualifications aren't they're allowing for it to be okay to say that. Yeah, exactly. Because they're not, they're not being selective in there and they're in the process of hiring these people, not every department, but a lot of departments are starting to do that. Or they'll just hire people. They'll be like, Oh, well, we have a quota or, Hey, we have these three female applicants and we're just going to hire all three of them regardless of if they're if they're capable or not they wouldn't do that for a dude

you know how fucking qualified i am and i applied for a fire department and i didn't get picked up they need to be selective also this month the department of justice forced maryland state police to pay 2.75 million to women who were barred from being officers because they couldn't pass the physical fitness exams test. For example, the ability to run quickly and blacks who couldn't pass a written test. The test that the DOJ says is racist is designed to ensure that cops are at least as smart as an elementary school student and can serve residents by, for example, adding up the total value of stolen property when the items were stolen at $40 and 1500 and 100. Basic math, dude.

Wow. Basic fucking math. When police officers don't meet the basic standards are hired, they sometimes abuse members of the public, sometimes resulting in still more accusations of racism. If those members of the public are black. Last year, the media pointed to Memphis police allegedly repeatedly beating people as an example of police brutality but it turned out that the police were all black or higher despite not meeting the usual

standards required for the position. Wow that's fucking crazy dude. Who'd have thought. After DC Mayor Marion Barry who was arrested for smoking crack, made firehouses in the nation's capital a racial spoils program, firefighters repeatedly turned out to be gun-toting violent criminals. Wow. Dude, a fucking 77 year old man had a heart attack in front of a fire station and begged for help, and none of the firefighters ran to his aid.

That doesn't even... Other than whackadoodle world. It's not crazy. It's diversity, equity and inclusion. It's funny how people will feel they'll feel bad for the people who don't pass tests or they get dropped from courses. You're like, oh, but they were such a good guy. I really liked them.

They were cool I don't give a fuck if you like them and I don't even give a fuck if they were a cool guy They couldn't pass the test speaking of like gave him a bunch of a bunch of opportunities I didn't like it in dexter when um I really liked the guy the the cop that they got burned the buff one surprise motherfucker What was his name Boaz? No That sucked it I was really hoping he'd be a character for a long time

Dokes Dokes he was great. Yeah, I like him too. I, he was pissing me off how he was always on Dexter's ass. But. What are you going to do? Oh, shit, I wish I wish I wish Averro was here for this. This one's good. When there are most levels of support to Israel, let's see what people think about that. I wish Averro was here for this. This one's good. I'm in there, a Muslim who supports Israel. Let's see what people think about that. So it says you support Israel. How so?

There are more than 53 Muslim countries. There are more than two Syrian Christian countries. There's only one Jewish country. So why would I not support the only Jewish country that exists? Just because Hamas has attacked whatever Israel is doing is okay. I think what Israel wants is to just remove Palestine from the global map. Can you define genocide for me? What does genocide mean? It's a planned killing of a community of an ethnic culture. Genocide actually means killing a large amount of people with intention to get rid of them. Do you think that's what Israel is doing?

Has Israel killed millions of Palestinians? Millions of Palestinians. Over time, since 1947. That's actually not true. Saudi Arabia and the Iranian regime have killed half a million Yemenis, people from my country, in the past 10 years. So if we're just going to play the numbers,

then Saudi Arabia has committed genocide in Yemen. But you don't want to get rid of them, but you want to get rid of Israel. I never wanted them to have a country. I'm against Zionism. What is Zionism? You know that you're a Zionist because you literally said that you believe that

Jews should have a country. That's what Zionism means. The situation can be resolved in a peaceful way. But do you think you can negotiate with terrorists who literally try to kill all Jews? I don't think that Israel's been trying hard enough. They tried to negotiate the hostage deal with Hamas, but it didn't work out. That hostage deal went sour when Israel let them take the hostages. Israel didn't let them take the hostages.

No, they just stole the hostages. Would you let them take the hostages. Israel did not let them take the hostages. No, it just stole the hostages. Would you let them take the hostages? That guy blamed Israel because they let them. Is that what Averro is saying? That was planned to let them take the hostages. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, I might be on to something. Probably. Pat is Pat Lang in the audience, Pat. Yeah, I think he's there.

Did Israel let them take the hostages Are they just incompetent like our team Be critical of the scale of civilian death and suffering in Gaza today when it comes to Hamas Which is what the Israeli government is trying to eradicate, they are the ones who are using Palestinians as human shield. And they are the ones who are responsible for the fact that so many people are dying.

They're not going out and fighting. They are hiding in more tunnels. And they're hiding in schools and mosques. And when Israel wants to get to them, eventually and tragically, a lot of people die. And people do not understand this complexity in this war. They push past it and just mention the numbers of people who died and call Israelis and Jews genocidal. Where were all of these protests when literally more Yemenis were killed every single year? It's specifically Israel that triggers people to go out on the

street and condemn the war. Yeah you're're right. There are humanitarian crises and tragedies the world over. They're attacking, please. For no reason, they're actually like... For no reason? Was October 7 not a reason to defend themselves? What happened on October 7? Hamas, a terror organization. While you were getting your earlobe pierced in your...

What's this little dongle called right here on your ear? This thing? Uh... Tragus. When you were getting your tragus pierced and your lip pierced, dude, What's this little dongle called right here on your ear? This thing? Tragus. When you were getting your tragus pierced and your lip pierced, dude, you must have missed that October 7th. Shen went into Israel, killed 1,200 Israelis and Jews, and kidnapped 400 Israelis, and told the Israelis that we're not going to give you back your food. There's no point in attacking a full group of people. What would you do if someone kidnapped your whole family and we're hiding under a tunnel?

Wouldn't you try to attack them and get your family back? Or would you just sit back at home and just wait? But... But... I'll go a bit beyond that person. I think if the terrorist proxies, they don't give up and realize that they're losing the war that they're starting,

then more Arabs and more Iranians and more Yemenis If they don't give up and realize that they're losing the war that they're starting, then more Arabs and more Iranians and more Yemenis are going to die and more Gazans, obviously. I'm a teacher, so U.A. education is a way to end it up. I understand that Israel must defend itself. We're just praying for the best. I don't know if it's anger or hatred, but there was certainly fear that I felt whenever I crossed paths with the jibs. Why? Because I thought they are judging me because I thought they hate me. I used to hate Jewish

people. I denied the Holocaust until I met Jews. Have you ever met a Jew? Exactly and I do think you should talk to Jewish people. You will be so surprised at how awesome they are. I feel like Jews and Muslims have a lot in common. Yes they do. So I just hope that this ends soon. I hope that too. It was lovely talking to you. Have a very beautiful day. You too. Facts for peace. Wow. Peace. Pat's having a bath. I'll let him know you're talking to him. Oh, thank you. Oh, Israel did not let them take the hostages. Okay. Never. Sorry, Avera them know you're talking to them. Oh, thank you. Oh Israel did not let them take the hostages. Okay Never sorry Vera if you're not here, I defer to you Pat for Hi Heidi good morning, how you doing?

You get railed last night So long you're such a creep Just what is it? Blink twice if you did, blink once if you didn't? There's nothing wrong with getting railed. I hate that. Does it? Do you think getting railed has negative connotation?

It's just the verbiage. It's just gross. Sevan worships the highway patrol Why are the highway patrol the assholes? Because they have nothing better to do than pull people over for speeding Yeah, it's it's in my town the sheriff are so much fucking cooler than the fucking highway patrol Yeah, I agree same here Yeah, I agree same here I

Love doing the I love doing the railing. Yeah, it's cool, right? It's pretty fun. It's so fun It's a real good time. I Have this I have this I have this ledge around the outside of my bed, you know Where I can actually I can actually like in the doggie style position I can because I'm so little I can get on it like a frog Just hang out on the edge of the bed. It's great. I have to I'd have to draw a picture for you I have to show you maybe I'll post a picture of myself in that position on instagram when you get pegged No picture for you. I have to show you. Maybe I'll post a picture of myself in that position on Instagram. When you get pegged? No. When I'm doing the railing. Oh, you said

instead of standing on the ground and just doing it like, like you can do doggy style on the bed where she's laying down. But you could also drag her to the edge of the bed and like have her standing on the ground and just have her bent over. But there's this other position where you can just get up onto the edge of the bed. I'm like, like I'm basically all compacted like this. I'm like this. I'm more like this on my like I'm like this little so I can get a more explosive explosive thrust. Okay. So I'll make a donation to the 1199 foundation for license plate cover and you'll stop getting pulled over.

I got a, I donate to the local PD and I put a sticker on me. I mean, I've only been pulled over twice in the last five years. Wow, good job. Yeah, a man about the angles. Yeah. It matters, dude. Anyway, how's Dave? He seems good. I think he seems good. He seems good.

I talked to him yesterday. What did we talk about? I really, what I really want is I want Tyson Bajan to go over the Miami Dolphins Then Dave will be super into Tyson because he's mommy dolphins fan and then we'll have more to talk about So on use this up stool I Have a really low bed Use a little use a little bumper plate step onto. Yeah I Heard something outside, uh, uh, sevan do you have a ceiling mirror? No

Jesus criminy Hey, listen, the last thing I want to see is myself having sex You don't want to American psycho that shit just fucking No flex it. No, okay I got sorry. I hate to do this to you guys. I Really hate to do this to you guys Jesus that's a forehead. The mother of an NHS worker who died after she was subject to a horrific sexual assault while lying unconscious on a park bench that her family are celebrating the attacker's conviction. I doubt they're celebrating it.

Well. In his defense, counsel argued that Ms. Schotter may have been dead before his client discovered her on the bench. Evidence showed that Ladao overstimulated nerves on the back of Ms. Schauder's throat, leading to a fatal cardiac arrest. The 35-year-old killer was convicted of rape and manslaughter at the Old Bailey. They said for the fucking jury they played a 15-minute video where he just put her in different positions and skullfucked her for 15 minutes and killed her. Oh my God. Positions and skull fucked her for 15 minutes and killed her. Oh My god and he they're saying that they're saying that he was That she was unconscious when he got there God why is this so fucking big?

Daily mail is fucking horrible Anyway, that's it. I'm done with that story. Oh, there's the park bench Shit now I can't do now I can't read any of the writing Yeah, because there's like ten words between every fucking picture. Yeah, why do they do that? Shit, I lost the story. Anyway, don't fall asleep on a park bench in and in the UK Fall asleep in public for fuck's sake. I don't want to hear about this Welcome to my world. That's what it's like. That's what it was like being raised in my house Like there's always someone telling me what I can and can't talk about

You weren't allowed to fart at the dinner table at my house I You weren't allowed to fart at the dinner table at my house. I farted 10 times since sitting here. That's awesome. Not as funny as I thought it was going to be. Yeah. I don't think I'm going to do any more athlete interviews ever again. Ever? Not even Gabby Magalha? Oh yeah, I would do Gabby. Thanks for fucking up my story.

Sorry. You just never, just don't really care to do it or what? I was just thinking why, like, let me tell you who's come on. So, Yellow Host, it was on KillTaylor. Yep. Gazan. Yep. Will Morad. Yep. Gabby. Yep. Wil Morad. Yup.

Gabby. Yup. Tudor. Yup. And then you could also say Yonakowski was on and James was on, James Sprague and Dallin were on just because they were in the background, right? Victor Hoffer. Ben, oh yeah, Ben Smith. We saw background right Victor Hoffer Ben oh yeah Ben Smith

oh we saw him uh Victor Hoffer the the great i'm gonna put him at the very top Colton Mertens obviously um i don't know if Hopper's ever been on I don't know if hoppers ever been on Sure he has hopper yeah on kill Taylor. Oh no I'm just talking about kill Taylor. So like So that if every that's a one two, three, four five six That's 11 games athletes.

Yeah. It's pretty much all of them. Yeah. Yeah, if they make for a good interview, they'll come on KillTier. I mean, I got the two most important questions. I got the most important question out to Gabby. All right, is she single? Tight, concise interview,

don't have to beat around the bush. Goan. Yep. Got the great Alex Gazan Oh, yeah, I had Gazan on there God the last three shows we've done have been wild Yeah The two cross three games update show and the kill Taylor show were just completely just fucking scorch earth. Unhinged. Yeah. What's really funny is my mom has Google alerts on for melt for my

name, apparently, and the first Google alert she ever got was yesterday for that scorched earth show we did. Oh yeah. And I was like, probably don't want to listen to that one. Oh, you told her that. Yeah. Oh good. Okay.

Good. Ever listen to Tuesday show Tuesday show is going to be amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That we got him on. Listen to Tuesday's show. Tuesday's show is going to be amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got him on. I've been surprised anyone comes on.

No, I mean, like, I feel like he's a pretty busy guy. So yeah, it's pretty cool that he's we found some time to get him on. What did someone send me? Someone sent me this. Let me see if I can pull this up. Do you remember who John Woolley is? That meme guy? Yeah. Barely. Someone sent me this. Uh. I want to apologize in advance for all my friends who do ask me anythings. Just so you know. I know some of you do it. And I don't judge you for it.

Do them if you want to do them. God I think people who do ask me anythings are the biggest fucking tools. It just screams douche canoe to me. Now, if I know you, like maybe I could cut you some leeway. Like Pedro did one the other day and I really enjoyed it. And like, I kind of understood it, right? Like I justified it for him. He was on a long plane ride back to Europe.

He's fucking, you know what I mean? Wants to play with the audience. But God, like, God, I just think yours just I think it just screams fucking douche. But anyway So John says ask me anything and says someone asked him seems like sebon show is losing steam and athlete interviews Thoughts on why? But I did actually laugh at his response. His response is pretty amazing

I don't believe that's true and I'd be shocked that a show sponsored by a company who makes penis enlargers wasn't crushing it It's got a point Heidi Krum if you're my friend, I'll justify anything you do. If not your dish. That correct. That's correct. Fair enough. Yeah, that's correct.

Why is everybody's spelling douche weird? I just, I, I just don't care. I just don't care. Like I had this friend, the, I had a friend about a year ago and we got into a pretty fucking big fight and They're like, why do you they're like, why do you I said something about them? I said, well, you're just a fucking monster dude, like you're you're just a fucking monster. That's all I can say about you And they're like, why would you have me as a friend if I'm a monster? I'm like, dude

I have lots of friends who are monsters Not a good monster. No, I mean just just you know, they're just monsters. I'm like, dude, I have lots of friends who are monsters. Not a good monster. No, no. I mean, just, just, you know, they're just monsters. It's like, I have friends who do bad things. My friends who are mean, I have friends who are fucking act out of deep insecurity. I have friends who, um, steal. I have friends who, uh, are ankle grabbers, you know what I mean? I have friends who are pleasers. I have all sorts of different friends. If you're a douche canoe does like, I mean, I told you I like I lost I lost a friend because I in town because I said that all parents

that fucking put masks on their kids are fucking losers. It's like I have but I don't want to lose your friendship because you're a loser. It's not my fault. You're a loser. Yeah. Uh, it's Storm Williams. Joe Rogan's first sponsor was a flashlight. There you go.

We're killing it, baby. List of pleasers. For the moon. My wife's a pleaser. My wife will do anything to make me happy. She's probably the nicest woman I know. Yeah, she'll do anything. I felt bad this morning because I texted her and I said, hey, can you bring me my sweat

bands? And she brought me four different ones. And I know she was probably stressed out because she didn't bring me the ones I wanted I felt bad for that yeah yeah I have friends who are cucks I have friends who fucking love watching their wives get railed by other dudes I have friends I have this one friend who wishes he was a cuck you know what I mean like he likes the thought of it, but he doesn't want it. Like he doesn't want it.

Like he loves his wife telling him about ex-boyfriends. That was one of the things P did. One of the girls was saying he was obsessed. His assistant said he was obsessed with her, whatever dude she was banging at the time, his penis size. Dan Guerrero sent me the names of the wife. Anyway. Someone sent me that this morning and I was like, oh, they figured it out.

I think since, um, I do want, I do want to enter. I do. I would like to talk to Gabby. I would love to talk to Laura too. It's not that I don't want to talk to them. Some lazy. You're starting to talk to intellectuals. Tuesday, Jay Bhattacharya is coming on. He is a PhD, MD.

He's a professor at Stanford. It wouldn't be a stretch that many people think he's one of the smartest men alive. Great guy, nice guy, extremely intelligent. He was looking at the research that John, he was doing research with John Ioannidis in California at the beginning of the pandemic and they were publishing their research. They had no bias. And for those who don't know Ioannidis is the most published living scientist today and he refuses to do speaking engagements anywhere where they pay him And he refuses to do speaking engagements anywhere where they pay him or any for-profit companies and

These guys and they work I'm assuming they were both extremely liberal they work in a fucking liberal haven and Jay came out and was like hey this doesn't the the statistic the stats and the data that we're collecting Shows that you know, I hope maybe he'll tell tell us specifically, but that COVID has been around a year before now, like we've had it around for over a year and that we may already have herd immunity. This is like back in 2020. I'll have him explain it anyway. And, and, and it wasn't he, of course, he was never used to any like harsh criticism like that but anyway The other day I heard Callie Means on the Joe Rogan podcast I saw a short clip on somewhere the saying that he'd love to see Jay Bhattacharya be head of the CDC

Wow How did was what he say? How'd you someone asked? How'd you get Jan? I know him and I have his phone number. Like I know him and he lives by me, but I just never, I don't know. You know what had happened is I tried to get him on the show like two years ago. And I, and I think he's on a droid.

And I, I text him and I said, Hey Jay, I'd love to have you come on the show. And he said, yeah, I'll come on anytime you want someone. And I said, okay, cool. Then I started a text thread with uh, suza And him and he wasn't getting the text because he's on a fucking droid So then last week I text him again with suza on And or I text him and I said hey i'm gonna try to get you scheduled and he said sure and I put suza on I put me and him and suza on again because he's on a dro droid for some reason Sometimes you can't do group chats with droid fuckers

So then I just asked Susan I said hey Well, you just deal with it directly and just drop me off the chat and he said sure we got it. That's how it happened He's probably the only guys I could have other than Greg that I understood at that BSI event. Oh That's cool. Yeah, he's good Yeah I'm not going to ask I was thinking more about just asking about his history I can you imagine getting a phd and being an md. That's a lot of schooling yeah

it's like that navy seal who has a math like a doctorate and or he's a Medical doctor And has like a phd in math and now he's an astronaut Wow, well, hey even even even Jimmy Watson Yeah, he was like marine recon then a fucking seal or then a blackwater operative and then a fucking seal and Then the CEO of McCaffey's company and now a fucking influencer. Yeah. Touch point. All right. I'm having a birthday party for Avi today. I should go clean.

I should go clean the house, pick dog poop up around the yard, shit like that. clean the house, pick dog poop up around the yard, shit like that. Um, I think the crash video that Rios made is going to be public soon. Like right after this. Oh, that's awesome. All right. If you guys want to see an amazing video, check it out. How did the crash video come out before NorCal and the games? Proximity bias. Probably. I don't know. That crash video is insane though.

It's really cool. You guys are going to like it. I haven't talked to JR about it. He must be pretty embarrassed. He probably won't watch it. Oh fair enough. Graciano read Ayiannadi's article from early March 2020. All right thank you guys for all the support. Hey listen if you really want to see something funny, Keeping It Real has a two-part video series out part one and part two. It's fucking on the dark web. It's just for the cool kids. If you want to see some funny ass shit, you got to get a hold of part one and part two. It is so fucking funny.

They are not easy to get your hands on, but if you can get your hands on them, you got to see them. And the people who watch this show will absolutely love it. Because it's... You got to see him. And the people who watch this show will absolutely love it. Because it's... There's so much inside humor in it. It's fucking crazy. Did you see part two?

Yes, I did. It's like real. It's not even like a joke. No. It's like he just nailed it. I'm like, how does he know all that? I couldn't I was I couldn't believe all the nuances and all the jokes that grant knew. That was crazy. Right? Yeah, I don't know, man. He picked a thread, pulled at it. I noticed

I noticed you didn't like my video. Holy shit, dude. How could that many people know that Must be pretty obvious. Oh, by the way, if you're not following dense updates, you should too. Those are awesome. Good job See that that's that's one of the things I follow I watch her videos because she's pretty and I want to look at her That's why I click on like so it's like it's not fair. The world's not fair. Hmm You know what I mean? She's like good at conveying information or no No, she's I'm shit. They're always good But like I don't start watching it cuz I'm like I can't wait for her to see what she's gonna say I see a hot blonde shake and I'm like, like oh let me click on this and then I get downloaded

with some information okay I see you're saying like Megyn Kelly who's that the the she's she's on Instagram too she used to be I think she used to be a anchor over at Fox News okay I don't click on Tucker Carlson because he's good looking. I look at him and I either swipe by it or I'm more just curious who he has on the show. Oh, Storm Williams not fair but planned. It's like that Aaron Wexler chick. It's it's it's not it's not it's not it's not say what who what what Aaron Wexler who's that the not lib take chick is she hot yeah she's hot I can't even tell cuz I'm so old now I can't even tell who's like really hot or not or I just like youth I just see people who are under 40. I'm like, yep, you're still attractive. Oh

I don't know her. Oh shit. She looks like Lila. Oh Yeah, a little bit man What is that chicks is that chicks lips worked on No, no, I can't tell I'm really bad at No, I don't know. I can't tell. I'm really bad at that. I can tell fake boobs, but I can't tell fake lips. Yeah. She looks like the chick who gets railed in Dexter. God, the fucking sister needs to eat a hamburger so fucking bad in Dexter. I find- oh, let me see. Let's watch her.

Five, three, eight, go. And the main headlines that you're going to see everywhere is that. I really care for her voice, to be honest. Anything normal. Something happened to her face too. Looks like her face has had some work. Yeah. 90% of chicks are worked on, so I'm not gay. I'm wondering why 90% of the world's on. I'm wondering why more and more chicks

are becoming unattractive to me who like, all right. Megyn Kelly was the one who Trump said had blood coming out of her wherever. Her wherever Mapplet my chat gets pulled up more if I have boobs in my profile you just say the word boobs you're in True, I would be so bummed if my wife got Botox Really Yeah, I don't want her injecting shit into my end to her face. I don't want like anything. I don't want my wife putting, I only want my wife putting meat

in her. That's not yours. It could be dead meat. My, if it's living meat it's my meat. I love it how they say start doing some preemptive Botox work. Oh god, don't get me started. Alright right. Love you guys I think we're doing a show tonight an update show. We still have to do We still have to do North America West I think All right, talk to you guys soon. Love you guys Hug a cop today. Bye. Bye