The Sevan Podcast - Tik Tok Ban | Live Call In

Episode Date: January 20, 2025

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No, it's been like really cold lately. So I think we're actually supposed to get like winter storms in the neck and like the following days so Yeah, I Am Notes I am did you see this? Did you see this? Screenshot that just came in a minute ago No, let me see it's it's kind of crazy I don't know why is why is everything John Wooley posting?

so negative lately Someone should check in on them Yeah, it's kind of weird. I felt like he's pretty positive guy, right? No. Oh, I mean, he's usually like kind of just he's a, you know, he's like, he's a depressed character.

You know what I mean? Like solemn. Yeah. Okay. You know what I mean? Like he carries himself like he's looking for sympathy? Yeah, he's... Well, I'm not really good at it, but you know, I try. Yeah, fake deprecation. He treats himself like a pincushion. Like, come, like, go ahead, stick it in me. Yeah. I hate those kind of people.

Yeah, it's like they're begging for... Yeah, it's not good to be around those kind of people. They'll bring the worst out of you. It's like they're begging for, yeah, it's not good to be around those kind of people. They'll bring the worst out of you. It's like they're begging to be abused. But what's crazy is he posted this post that talks about how the open has fewer registrants this year than it did last year, but doesn't mention that the registration started one week later this year. Oh wow. And it's like that, I feel like that's the summation of his character.

Liar, manipulative, imbecile. Good morning. Yeah, pretty good. Good morning. It's just like, hey dude, you're the meme guy, but you're also the fucking the the liar and depressed dude He's he's the stats guy now too. Apparently and the stats guy. Yeah, you know 50 of those no halpins, you know halpins just feeding him that shit You think so? Yeah, I can't wait to see you guys Listen, I can't wait to see you guys Listen, I can't wait to see you guys Try to come back from this, you know, the only chance you have of coming back from this is if the Muslims buy CrossFit

That's your only chance That's the only way if the Muslims buy CrossFit you guys will be all in Damn this coffee's good. I hate to say it. Why? What is it? Like a little place? It's just scumbag coffee. The machine here is one of those ones where you put the pod in. Oh, Nespresso?

No, I don't know. It's kind of like that. You just put the pod in. It just tastes like I'm drinking chemicals. I honestly, I like an espresso or like the whatever that other one is the K cup, but I never feel like I get caffeinated off of it. Like I could drink like 10 K cups or 10 Nespresso's and feel like I have had 10 bottles of water. Oh, you don't get all amped up?

No, I don't know what it is. Maybe I'm just fucked up. Dangereau Islam Makachev will buy CrossFit. Oh, this is so I nailed it perfectly. Listen, this is just classic wooly negative, negative, negative. But so know that someone can't call him negative. He says slow start, but there's still time If you play both sides of the fence then nobody will know how you actually feel about anything and

Nobody can hate you. I'm looking forward to it and my little mini grudge match with seven for just shut the fuck up Oh and stats with helping. Of course, it's stats with helping of course it's helping of course it's helping okay it just makes sense it's not a grudge match uh wooly you were pussy and you were afraid to do the open and i called you out on it and then you had some romantic thoughts about your uh father and the fact cross it had on his life and you jumped on board and The twisted mind that your twisted mind somehow justified you doing it Maris makes a very good point I drink energy drinks for the caffeine and espresso for the vibes Nespresso makes me feel super fucking rich and then when I want to feel like white trash retarded

Then I start drinking energy drinks again So it makes I look in I look into my wife's eyes for the energy and I Go balls deep on her for the vibes I like those vibes. Those are good just for the vibes Uh, I haven't registered yet. I need to register. Yeah, I mean neither I need to do that too So tick tock is tick tock toast. What is going on with TikTok? Yeah, it is. So, last night I was actually, I opened it up and it just said like, oh, we're sorry, but by the way, like it's going to close down by the end of the day or something like that.

It was like this notification at the front of the app, but you like, you could still kind of scroll through it. And then within like 30 minutes, I went back and opened it up again. It was like, sorry, tick tock is no longer available in your area. I tried to use a VPN and go somewhere else, but it didn't make my VPN just isn't adequate. I couldn't even open it up then. Did it have a little note on there that says don't worry Trump's gonna fix this? No, but I did screen. Let me see if I can find the notes.

I saw something like one of the notifications they gave was is like, but don't worry, Trump's gonna fix this. No, but I did screen. Let me see if I can find the notes. I saw something, like one of the notifications they gave was like, but don't worry, we're on Talks with Trump. Oh, you're right. I didn't even actually read that part. That's crazy. That's hilarious, isn't it? Here, let me see. We should start calling him King Trump.

King Trump. It says, sorry, TikTok isn't available right now. A law banning TikTok has been enacted in the US. Unfortunately, that means you can't use tiktok for now We are fortunate that president trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate tiktok Once he takes office, please stay tuned A cap cut his toes too. Oh, wow. That's the one that's really That's like the editing software right for the phone

Yeah, I use splice though splice is kind of nice, too Um, my vpn didn't work either Wow Wow Here's the I don't I don't do tiktok. I don't even have the app. I know I know I don't even go there My kid asked me the other day. He's like He's he heard me talking to my wife

about it and he's like, Hey, are we going to get, or is that a good thing? I'm like, I don't know. I think it's crazy that, that China already had, and I say China, whoever developed the app, they, they have another app already. That's basically tick tock light, or it's like another version of tick tock and everybody uses that anyway, but they had already banned TikTok. Is that the red note? Is that the red note one? Yeah. Yeah, red note. I logged into red note. Oh really? What'd you think? It was cool. I mean, I mean so much of the shits in Chinese, I only lasted five minutes on it. I just made an account and bailed. Like, like it'll like you'll click on something accidentally and it'll be shits in Chinese, I only lasted five minutes on it. I just made an account and bailed. Um, like, like it'll like, you'll click on something accidentally and it'll be

like something in Chinese and then something in Chinese and you have to choose between the two and I'm like, Oh fuck, where am I? Do you want Mandarin Chinese or do you want the other one? Uh, tick tock is better without, uh, all the, uh, Americanos. Why? Because now your feet isn't a bunch of dancing chicks anymore guy can you imagine David's feed it's just beaver probably ah so basically the the the the sport were being sold as Americans is that the app

is basically tracking you and all of your behaviors and feeding Porn to our kids right? I mean in a nutshell Yeah, that sounds right Therefore we have to get rid of it because it's the chinese doing some psyop on our youth and they're tracking all of our behaviors Yep And then and then I heard the ceo of tiktok speak yesterday about how they're totally into freedom of speech I think tiktok is the worst worse than Facebook Instagram or Twitter ever was Right when I hear about the reason people get banned on there

Yeah, I don't know I hadn't heard anything about censorship on tick-tock as much as I was hearing about Instagram and Facebook but has anyone killed themselves yet? You know someone's gonna kill themselves because they lost their tick tock account Oh, I a lot of I think a lot of the people on tick tock the same people Are like going to snapchat now and posting all the stuff that they had on tick tock and putting it on snapchat But now it's just their feeds are just them crying like it's just a Bunch of stories of them crying and talking about how bad it is that TikTok's gone and how they're, but it's all like kids.

It's all like 20 year old people that are like, Oh my God, my whole life was on TikTok. I spent hours scrolling on there and making all this other shit and blah, blah, blah. And now I have nothing. I just typed in TikTok suicide. Hey, it's kind of like the LA fire, but for all the fucking sluts and retards. Yeah, sure. and They call it like burnt down. Yeah, pretty much. It's not funny.

Seve, there's, there's a bakery in my, there's a bakery in my, in my city that lost all of its sales. Okay. All right. Joe. I don't know if it was correlated, but I did see that one of the guys, there was like some TikTok creator that killed himself, but it was like a couple months ago, I don't remember if that was because of that or what.

That's making, yeah, that's making the ways around. Yeah. The, uh, the guy was like a bull rider, motorcycle rider type guy. Yeah. Maybe we can start Maris, maybe we can start a new hobbies resource page for all the people. Isn't that called Pinterest? Both. But yesterday I met a guy randomly here in Newport Beach.

He was a listener of the podcast and he said he used to be a libtard. That made me so happy. Because he used to be?ard. That made me so happy. Because he used to be. Yeah. That made me so happy. I think you're asking, what was the turning point? I come hoping it was the podcast. I didn't want to ask him because in my head I told myself it was the podcast. And then, and then this morning I opened my DMS and there was someone from

Chicago DM me and was like, thank God for your podcast. You don't know how bad it is in Chicago with all the retards, the imbeciles. Wow, really? Yeah. In some places, it's still really bad. Did you see, wait till I show you, God, I got some great shit for us today. Wait till you see some of the shit that I got for us today.

But I wanna tell you guys a little about the firefighters, just really quick. the firefighters just really quick. One-sixth of the fire trucks in LA County are broken down. One-sixth. One out of every six trucks is in the shop at the beginning of the fire, before the fire started. Which is like probably hundreds of trucks. Yeah, it said a hundred, one over 100 trucks needed to be repaired. I saw a picture of the yard. It's crazy. Yeah, it said 101 over 100 trucks needed to be repaired. I saw a picture of the yard. It's crazy And they're saying that that budget cut of 17 million where they cut it was from the mechanics What yeah, how about this Los Angeles County has fewer firefighters now than they had in 2010

Dude Requirements have been lowered to be a firefighter in LA County to allow more women to get in. And let me tell you one thing, here's one of the things that affected. Used to just require two people to put up a ladder. They've changed it now to three people because they lowered the entrance exam to become a firefighter. entrance exam to become a fire Two million dollars a year spent on DEI in the Los Angeles Fire Department. They have nine DEI directors That's millions of dollars just being siphoned into DEI bullshit The supposedly the firefighters didn't know the reservoir was empty

117 million gallons because they just dumped it into the ocean, right? No, they will that too they got that problem up in Northern California But there was a there was a reservoir just up there in the Palisades Just a big concrete reservoir. That was just empty. They were it it was empty. But they supposedly they were doing repairs on it. Oh Jesus. Welcome to California. So, so many people are flipping. So many people. This, this is it.

This is, this is the moment that the homeless guy rubbed his dick in between Anna Kasparian, the journalist's ass, and she became a conservative. Yeah. This is that moment for so many people in California. Homeless people just rubbing their dicks in people's asses. It's crazy. Oh Jesus shut the fuck up Patty. Listen Pat this is not true. There was no budget cut of 17 million every two years they buy new equipment for 17 million. This was the off year. Fake news outstanding uh over uh over you don't know what you're talking about you don't know what you're talking about don't make me start looking shit up

you can't have a smaller budget than the year before yeah because you have to spend all that money if you don't spend that money then you lose the money i apologize i'm gonna ask you a series of loaded questions I apologize in advance all right if you if you wanted to get people to go to Disneyland what's some imagery you might use like I don't know, people having fun, like kids having fun or smiling and laughing and dude, right? You nailed it. First try.

Kids having fun. Okay. And you would use kids having fun because why? Because then I feel like the kids would see the kids would see the advertising they'd be like Oh mom, look at all these kids are having so much fun at Disneyland and Disney World We should go there and then eventually they convinced their parents to go or the parents would See that and be like, oh my kids would have so much fun if they went to Disneyland or Disney World Let's take my kids to Disneyland or Disney World because they'd have so much fun

Awesome. I couldn't agree with you more show Show kids having fun, buy ad time on some cartoon, the kids see it and they go bitch to their parents and want to go to Disneyland. Yeah. I want to show you this advertisement to get fucking Muslims to come to the UK. You know these Muslims in the UK have been just fucking raping girls like it's fucking their job, right? By the thousands, by the not an isolated incident by the thousands. You know that, right? The grooming gangs.

Yep. I saw an interview the other day with a dad. It was fucking heartbreaking. Basically he was being interviewed and he said when his daughter was raped, when she was 13, he went to the police and they're like, hey, man, you have to you have to look the other way. The police told him that. This is truly unreal. So you'd use little kids, happy little kids to lure other kids somewhere. But this is what they're using in the UK to lure Paki's to come to, uh, Paki's and Muslims to come to the UK.

Need to date this crazy hot Paki girl. The kids are the sacrifice of the multiculturalism. Here we go. I'm gonna pause it here. I've shown this before. This is the Welsh Refugee Council using young schoolgirls in school uniforms to tell refugees to come over. We understand being a refugee isn't easy. They go through so much. Fleeing your country is difficult, but Wales wants to help you feel welcome. Is this not insane? To use young, white school girls in school uniform to tell refugees to come over.

Not an adult, not a man doing a presentation, children. There are many job opportunities here in Wales. All the while, thousands of girls like this, providing jobs for refugees that come from all over the world, had their lives ruined by the from all over the world. Had their lives ruined by the grooming gangs across the UK. They used young 12 year old girls, 10 to 12 year old girls

as the advertisement to bring over Paki's and Muslims. Wow. Why would they do such a thing? I'm in denial about a lot of shit. I think the earth is still round. I think we went to the moon. I don't believe in like Illuminati shit.

I think it's just fucking Like interest in recharge colliding, but this one's really tough, man This one is read this one is really tough using little girls and then and then we find out thousands of them been rate Craziest we're not even advertising in the United States and we still get those people. This is some crazy shit. Yeah, I saw the Muslim police force in New York City. It's crazy. Muslim Community Patrol and Services. Jake Chapman, I think you need to speak to an actual person from England.

You're not from England. What do you know? That's fair. I mean instead of looking at an actual commercial that was luring Muslims dangling little white girls in front of Muslims to have them come to the UK. You mean instead of that? Like hey that would have no effect on me like if I want to immigrate to the UK

I'd be like what the fuck is this I'm not going there But somehow someone thought that was effective, yeah, of course number of weeks feeding the homeless number of plates serve They're doing so fucking good right now, dude What's the what's the Quran quote at the top someone said nice Quran quote at the top to save one life It's like saving all of mankind Quran 532. Yeah, but they're only talking about Muslims. Yeah, of course. Pat, once again, you're totally missing the point. I'll help you again. Probably everyone, no Christian raped anyone. That was fake. No one's saying that there aren't rapists in all

the demographics. What we're saying is is that for them It's normal. It's part of their culture It's being normalized Pat you would never send your daughters to go off and live with the Taliban you would send them to the Amish or do a fucking the Mormons or the Christians Thousand times before you'd send them over to Afghanistan to live with the tallies. It's piped down.

Only have good arguments. That's your, you're set strike two for you. I wonder what those people are going to do for two days with no TikTok. For two days. They're going to save up a bunch of drafts and then just spam TikTok whenever it opens up again. Here, you'll like this. You'll like this, Pat.

You'll like this too, Jake. This is my home state of California. There you go. This past Tuesday, a male high school basketball player in San Francisco who identifies as a woman and competes for the San Francisco Waldorf School nearly outscored the entire opposing girls team by scoring 29 points in a 59 to 33 win

over the Jewish Community High School. His name is Henry Hamlin. He dominates the girls on the floor and towers over his opponents and teammates. Hamlin is the team's leading scorer by nearly 100 points over the next closest teammate. He scored 150 of the team's total 317 points this season. So he scored nearly half the points

of his team for this entire season. He plays not one, not two, but three sports, basketball, volleyball, and soccer. And just this past November, a Christian high school in San Francisco forfeited a volleyball playoff game against the Waldorf school because of this male athlete. With all of the gains of late, the House just passed a bill, for instance, which is not yet law, that would codify sex as based on genetics at birth. I do think it's important to note this whole issue is far from over. In the high school division of California Do you guys remember when this lady came on?

It was kindly early it was it was early in her rise to a cent Forget her name Jen something. She was the chief operating chief operating officer of Levi Strauss. Oh Yeah She's a baller, but it was interesting when I had her on because she was and she was a you know, a 10-time national champion or something in US gymnastics. Yeah. She was a little standoffish. She was new to the kind of, she was, you know, she lived in San Francisco. She was a full LibTard. Yep. She has two black sons. She married a black guy and she got two black sons. I got Jew minion, she had... Light skins.

What do you call a Jew black? Like Jew... Jack? Bluish? Blueish? Someone come up with something creative. Anyway, what woke her up, what's interesting, because everyone has their moment when they wake up from being a libtard, what woke her up is, you know, she was rich as fuck. She was the top second in command at Levi Strauss.

They were grooming her to be the CEO of Levi Strauss. She thought she for sure had it. She was crazy successful. She was doing all the right things, the BLM, blah, blah, blah. And then all of a sudden during COVID, they opened the private schools in San Francisco, but she didn't send her kids to private school. She sent her two black sons to public school and the public schools wouldn't open. And so she started posting on Instagram that they need to open the public schools in San

Francisco and she lost her job at Levi Strauss. Yeah, that's her story. And so she was like, what the fuck is going on here? And that was kind of her story. And so she was like what the fuck is going on here? And that was kind of her eye, but she when I had her on she hadn't fully flipped like she didn't realize that it was everywhere Oh he bro. That's good That's very good going with that he bro Well, Haley, what did the Jews call the black Jews you guys got a name for him farts Bart says is that a technical term? Yiddish?

That means you're a black Jewish fart says. Sharks is black. Oh no, that's just what you call black people. What do you call black Jews? Like Jethro says, he bros. Like there's black Armenians, but they're Ethiopian Armenians. They must have a name. Oh geez, Barry. Drake. That's good.

Sammy Davis Jr. was a Jew? No shit. Fact check that. I don't believe my wife. So did Barry write something really inappropriate? Yes. Oh, Jesus. Jesus. Oh, shit. Okay, moving on You can't you you can't you can't you can't do you can't I don't yeah you can never mind Sammy Davis was a matzah eater

Sammy worship Satan you can say it. Yeah Nope Satan you can say it nope that's like half black oh Jewish okay I see finally get it bluish hey he bro is good but sometimes I wonder if someone lives in cave, how did you not know Sammy Davis wasn't Jewish? Listen, most of the people in chat don't even know who Sammy Davis is. I was about to Google him to be honest. Yeah, so I mean, be cool, man. Be cool.

And listen, maybe I did know, I just, you know, I threw it away. Like if you told me, if you asked me where the Where the Rams play like I don't fucking know when I was a kid they played in LA then they moved to st. Louis and I don't even know if the Rams are still around maybe they change their name to fucking the George Floyd NFL Floyd team and honor George. I have no fucking idea. I like I can't keep a track of it all The Rams actually are there in LA now and when the fire yeah yeah they're back in LA but when the fires

came through during their playoff game last week they moved they had to move the game to Arizona oh that's right I saw Vikings and Rams fans when I was there all on Sunday all over or said great. Yeah, and they played at State Farm Stadium Which State Farm withdrew all of their insurance policies for LA residents? That's awesome. That's pretty crazy Yeah, that's awesome. Hey, they by the way, they've been doing that for years for like three years We've been just my wife and I've been just shifting policies all the time because of the fire just because yeah everything no one wants to insure shit and no one wants to insure shit in California that's

fucking insane what's the point of paying for a policy if they can just withdraw it whenever they want Like I don't understand that Haley when they when they pull our insurance, how long how long do they give us? Do they give us like a year notice? God you have nice legs God, you have nice legs. Oh, we... My wife's Jewish, so we have someone who, like, watches our shit, and the second she sees something squirrely in the fucking market, she tells us, hey, these dudes are about to drop, so you switch to this.

That's insane. Oh, what? No shit. I went up there and cleaned the roof the other day. The guy went on the roof? I cleaned all the gutters. Did he come before I cleaned the gutters? Okay, remind me. She says we didn't pass the inspection. There was something on our roof. Oh, great.

A mold or something. Oh boy, that's not good. I have one of those wives, she's like afraid of black mold and shit, too That's probably that's not good that someone even mentioned that to her You know, you can't tell if it's black mold unless you test it, right? Oh Really? If it's just if it's el negro, it doesn't mean it's black correct like Sammy Davis jr Wow Okay, some people think he's black but he's a Jew Yeah

You never know you could be black mold but not be black mold that's right got the fuck up that's the worst idea ever mr. Ramirez Jesus Christ the day I have my wife on the podcast the day it's over show with the day when she wakes up one morning and I'm dead I'll have her come on be like sorry guys no show today that's it yeah you leave the password to the computer on the desk he's dead he did is there anyone in here is there anyone who thinks that a boy should be playing against girls in sports? It's a nice jump shot

Yeah, Henry Hanlon what cuz it's a dude I mean look at that that is nice that's a great photo It looks like a WMBA the crowd is identical to the crowd of the WMBA game Transgender high school basketball play a boy basketball player Henry Hanlon has sparked fury this week after nearly outscoring an entire opposing girls team in California. Henry Hanlon, who's a biological male, was on hand with a whooping 29 points in San Francisco Waldorf's 59-33 women's basketball win over Jewish Community High School on Tuesday night. Pat, don't even type it. I know what you're going to say. Well, there's guys that do that in guys games too.

There's guys who have a Will Chamberlain scored a hundred points once on a game. You guys said Katie is so good at basketball, like it would blow your brain. Like if there's not pressure on her, she can make a shot from anywhere from the three point line anywhere at all times. 100% shooting. I might, is my mic doing some weird thing now? Like a shh? Every time I talk to this thing. Oh, okay. Does it matter?

The footage of the senior towering above both opponents and teammates while dominating the court has gone viral on social media with fans calling for high school officials to ban them from female sports. I don't care how good. Are they suggesting that if he was shitty he could play? I don't know. Maybe. I don't understand why these other girls are playing against them boys. Why would they?

They are currently Waldorf's leading score in basketball by almost a hundred points more than the next closest teammate In the list despite not featuring in one of their eight games the basketball star averages 21.4 points per game Blah blah blah who cares Wow That's a tranny. That's a good one. Yeah, that looks like a chick. Yeah, that's he's hot Yeah, that looks like a chick. Yeah, that's he's hot.

That's San Jose, San Jose State's volleyball player, man. He did good. What the fuck is going on with my mic? You just noticed that now I'm now I notice it for sure. Just so you guys know, uh phone number is on the top left corner now. It's not going to run across the bottom. So if you do want to call in, it's on the top left. Oh, shit. Brandsetter. I don't even know if my phone's hooked up.

Something's wrong with my mic. My mic just started acting weird. It's like, it's hissing. It's really pissing me off. You can't hear it though? No, I can hear it now. That's me. Should I change my mic real quick or what should I do?

Every time I talk it happens, right? Yeah. It's like white noise? Little bit. Hey will you take that pan off this too? I wonder if my mic's picking up sound from that pan or something. Let me see. What happens when you do your podcast, your world-class podcast in the kitchen? Sounds a little better now. It does? Oh yeah, it did get better. Oh a little bit. little better now. It does? Oh yeah, it did get better. All right deal with it. All right so San Jose State has a hot tranny that's cool.

So what do you think? A ban? A TikTok or not? Need to take counsel from Pat Lang on this. Don't tell him. I don't know. I don't. Hmm. From like a security standpoint, like I can understand not wanting to allow it in the United States.

But. Won't they just go to another app? I heard that. I heard the red code app is even more tied in with the Chinese government. Yeah. I mean, you can you see it already. Everybody from TikTok is now just migrated over to Instagram. But the problem is, is like those people like the people who get popular on TikTok probably will not get the same amount of views as they were with they go to Instagram like they post reels and shit.

I don't know what it is but that those two algorithms are completely different. We want freedom of speech though right? Yeah of course. So this is this is this I'm really leaning on what Pat's saying if you support support the TikTok ban, you're a constitution hater. Or if you even force them to sell it. Like something just seems... Oh, you think if they... you think... really? I mean, they were never about free speech anyway. They were horrible with their free speech. They were the worst of all the banners, right? They were banning people all the fucking time for anything. Like I would have rather of them said, hey, we're going to ban TikTok because

even Google like, hey, we're going to ban Google because it's so obvious and we have, we have proof that they're fucking affecting the election by, you know, bringing up all the Kamala positive stories and all the Trump negative stories. Right. Like I'm all for like, or, or, or, you know, what I'm even in favor of? I'm in favor of the government coming in and breaking up Google. Like, being like, hey, you can't, you guys can't have a fucking monopoly on this shit. But, but to just straight up, uh, trying to hook my phone up, we got a phone call. But to just straight up, I don't know. It seems like a slippery slope.

They can just say that about anything now. What if someone else gets in power and that's what they do for something that I don't know. It seems like a slippery slope. They can just say that about anything now. What if someone else gets in power and that's what they do or something that they don't like? Yeah. I don't know. From like a national security standpoint, I understand being wary of it, but then you're right when it comes to like

upholding the constitution, like those are, those are things that we even believe in. Like, like basically then what we're saying is, is anytime someone invokes national security, they can step on our dicks. Right. And that, I mean, that's the whole point of being an American or being in America is being able like, use your own discernment, right. And we're almost always on the back foot regarding those things because we're allowing everybody to do kind of as they please,

you know, we're like, we're just constantly fighting evil. Caller. Hi. Hey, what's up? Yeah. So, so, you know, everybody's questioning this, um, tick tock man. Yes. I just gotta say this. I've been on YouTube for like six years and everyone that I meet on YouTube is jobless. Everyone's running around trying to like, like trying to scrounge up money from other communities, et cetera.

They're all losers, right? They're taking money away from jobless losers. And once you do that, I don't know where they're going to get the money from. They traveled the country with this money. They're, they're staying out of trouble with this money. And at the end of the day, you can complain, you can complain about free speech, but at the end of the day, you're taking away money from people. You're taking away jobs.

You mean by banning, you mean by banning, you mean by banning TikTok? Banning TikTok. Yeah. Yeah. When I, when I got kicked off of YouTube, that's the first thing I thought. It's like, fuck, how am I going to pay my mortgage? Yeah, that's crazy. And just think about how easy it is to do that. I just got a strike, right, for using a song that YouTube provides you in the shorts, right? It was too provocative or too whatever it was

and they said it was inappropriate. I appealed it and they said, sorry. It seems like a game, man. Like they want you to create more channels, create more traffic. They don't care if you lose, there's no one representing you. You have no representation on any of these platforms. If I get a job, at least there's usually a human resource

officer or office or something like that, or maybe even a union, there's nothing with social media. And a lot of people are losing their jobs. Here's the thing too, if it really was truly a privately owned company, I would be okay with it. But because they, as soon as you get a government contract, I think you have to obey the constitution. I think you should, as soon as you take money from the government, you should have to fall in line with the constitution. I true, I truly believe you want to do business in the United States. Yeah.

There should be some representation for the worker. The worker has to be represented. And it, you can't abuse a worker like that. I mean, you got people, you got people on YouTube, right, that are making pennies on the dollar, streaming all day, doing their thing, and they're getting a $40 donation, and how much are they walking away with?

How much are they walking away with? 30% less than that. YouTube's making no, 30%, yeah. YouTube's running around with all the advertisements, they'll demonetize you and they'll still run ads on your channel. There's no representation these people

are being taken advantage of. And the scary thing is once the government gets involved, I don't know what's gonna happen. I don't think there anything good. Yeah, I don't mind so much the... I hear you. I don't mind so much some of the stuff you're saying about taking advantage. I mean, because I've opted into it. But the part that really you got my hair on my neck

standing up is when you say they gave you strike and that they might be interested to do that. They want you to start another channel so they can monetize you more. You know, when I got my strike, it was so fucking ridiculous. I showed footage of an old man Being shot through a cafe being that he was he got punched in the face and he was behind a pole You couldn't even see it and then he punched the guy out and knocked the guy out and you could barely see it I mean it was like it was like nothing and I was and all I said was is like Ed be careful who you fuck With it was just some old guy who beat up some guy and Two punches were thrown, one at him and one back and that's it. And you can barely see. I got a strike that I can never take off. And when I tried to fight it, they said I

couldn't. And then when I got my account recently, I got a YouTube manager offered to me from Google, English is her fifth language. And I said, Hey, she's like, is there anything I can do for you? I'm like, yeah, can you review my strike? There's no way that's a strike and it's stuck on my record forever. And I started thinking, she's like is there anything I can do for you. I'm like, yeah, can you review my strike? There's no way that's a strike and it's stuck on my record forever And I started thinking what you were thinking like they want to find a strike against me so that they can kind of keep me On a short leash not me particularly like they don't give a fuck about me, but I mean people in general Absolutely, and you know what if you were posting videos of Russians getting blown up by drones It was like yeah, like

body parts flying off of people. That's cool. But you know, noodles 1980 is, is, is gay in 2022. All of a sudden that's hate speech. You know what I mean? So stupid. Yeah. Anyway, guys, love the show.

Thank you. Thank you very much. I hope you guys do very well. Thanks for calling. All right. A little love. I hope you guys do very well. Back at you brother. Thanks for calling. All right. Little love.

I'm not sure the constitution requires us government to keep its hands off of foreign media companies. What amendment is that one? Uh, Biden just decreed that that's interesting. I mean, it's like, I mean, you could use that as a loophole, I guess. Yeah. Foreign media companies, like you couldn't, it's's kind of like you can't use a drone to attack Americans, but you can use it to attack foreigners Right. It's a foreign media company

Hmm that's interesting Speaking of drones, did you see the DJI? Removed all their geo fencing in the United States by and China, I guess What? Yeah. DJI. So that the company that creates that makes it like the best drones in the world, basically. Yeah. I have like 10 of them.

Yeah. For like videography. Well, and also for use in Ukraine. Wow. DJI will no longer stop from drones from flying over airports or the White House. Holy shit Yeah, they're saying like basically they're I Think the way that it was worded is they're owed they're trying to give the give the power back to the pilots So that they will like they can regulate themselves essentially

but I mean as soon as that happens like you're losing drones. If you're a private pilot just flying over wherever the fuck you want. Less than a month after drone forms haunted New Jersey night skies, DJI removed the geofencing feature that finally ended the panic over the Garden State. The Chinese drone producer announced a software update that replaced the guard rails that prevented operators from flying into restricted airspace with an in-app warning that can easily be ignored. Oh, that's bad. Yeah, I think that's pretty bad. The Federal Aviation Administration doesn't require drone manufacturers to lock out operators

from no-fly zones like around airports and the White House. In late December, the agency designated the skies above 22 communities in New Jersey, a national defense airspace immediately preventing drones from flying there. However, DJI voluntarily geofenced these areas defined by the FAA for a decade. That's gone now. Placing control back in the hands of drone operators,

DJI suggests that technologies like Remote ID, which publicly broadcasts the location of a drone and their operator during flight are providing authorities with tools needed to enforce existing rules. The problem is if you're operating that drone like there's no way for a tower to reach out to you like what I mean is there is your is the signal that the drone's producing have your phone number too so that the and if I wanted to kill someone Why would I even listen to that? Yeah, exactly. It's like oh shit. The towers trying to call me. I'm gonna ignore that and drop this bomb I'm gonna drive this kamikaze drone into that f22 on the runway and the later blog post DJI bluntly stated politics does not drive

safety decisions at DJI Oops if you've had a heart attack Especially the incoming Trump administration has a hostile relationship with the People's Republic of China and Chinese owned companies the sea ban on tick-tock is perfect example while they're gonna have to they're gonna have to They're gonna have to do something about this right away. If you don't own a drone, it's crazy how powerful they are. So we have this amusement park by my house called the Santa Cruz Boardwalk.

And it's all these rides that are on the boardwalk. And I went to next to the boardwalk. I put up this drone. It's called an Avada II with a headset. And I was flying it between the flags that are on top of the highest roller coaster there while there was a fucking worker there. I mean, it had to, I mean, I could have, I'm assuming I could have gotten in serious trouble. I was buzzing all the rides and everything from like You know a half a mile away like I couldn't see with my own eyes But I just had the goggles on and I was like flying solo over the roller coasters and buzzing the flags at the place And it was crazy. It was so fun. It was so fun. I'm like

It was so naughty It's wild, right? Yeah, you could you could fly in a Vought. If they open the front doors to the White House and you had those goggles on, you could fly that thing right into the fucking White House. Nothing could stop you. It's in it. They're so fast. Slalom between the columns, you know, like it's it's insane.

And like you can't put goggles on, Caleb. There's a little white dot and you have a joystick Okay, it just floats around the air and wherever you put that white dot it goes Yeah, like immediately right like it's like I mean zero turn of it Yeah, it's like it's like driving a lawnmower with zero turn you just whip it around and do whatever you want. Yeah Yeah, yeah Anytime you can just do anything You could change directions in a blink of an eye go left, right? Yeah, and anytime you can just do anything.

You could change directions in a blink of an eye, go left, right, but wherever you put that dot, you just put that dot in between like two poles and it will just fly right between them. That's insane. And that's just a consumer drone you can get for 900 bucks. Yeah, that's pretty wild. If the US government was so worried about national security, how come China owns so much farmland around military bases open border for four years, etc. Yeah. I know man.

We're always going to be on the back foot because we just we rest our laurels on the fact that we're a free country. I don't, I don't spy on my neighbors. I put my drone, I got a brand new drone the other day and my dad was outside and my son was outside and I put it up. It was a big one. It was a noisy one. Yeah. And it was a Mavic Pro and one of my neighbors drove and I was just buzzing in my neighborhood and I live like by a bunch of farmland, like not farmland, but just ranches. Like I have the, everyone has an acre to a hundred acres around me. And one of my neighbors came over and yelled at me in front of my dad and my kid drove his Prius over. I have people staying on my property.

They want privacy. He probably had like illegal rental properties on his property, but I'm like, I wasn't even looking at his, you know what I mean? I don't even put a card in my property. They want privacy. He probably had like illegal rental properties on his property. But I'm like, I wasn't even looking at his, you know what I mean? I don't even put a card in my drone. I don't even video with it. Right? Just like driving your card. I want to see what you're taking pictures of. I'm like, dude, I'm flying this drone with my 85 year old dad and my fucking 10 year old son. We're not spies. I tried to shake his hand through the window of his Prius and I went to put my hand in. He's like. Oh, my fucking God, dude.

Yeah, I must have said sorry to him 100 times. Yeah, my bad, dude. What a piece of shit. Biden signed the bill that has resulted in this tick tock ban. Now he says he won't enforce the ban, won't enforce the laws of the US. God, I'm so happy this clown is out of office tomorrow. Me too. Oh, that dude's on vacation now.

He's he signed the bill and he's like, oh shit, it took too long for me to care. I'm out of here. Hey, that's the problem, Doug. That is the drone we're worried about. I don't think a $200 Costco drone is what we're concerned about. Dude, you could weaponize one of these drones so quickly in any of them yes that for you have no idea how easy it is to weaponize anything you have no fucking idea that you could go on to

Amazon right now and for all the drones that are out there for 20 bucks you can buy something that's like a carrier and put it, attach it to the bottom of your drone. And then you push a button and it just drops whatever you want to drop. For example, or you just put something on there where you just crack, you can just crash your drone into something. Right. And, uh, there's some sort of poison gas or some shit on there. Yeah.

Yep. It's so simple. And you don't even need to have that. Like a drone does not need to have a crazy payload capacity to just do anything. A payload of semen. Yeah. You can weaponize a butt plug. Clearly. Yeah, for sure, dude. Oh, wouldn't that be crazy if the Israelis put bombs in all the vibrators that were sold in Gaza? It's just like the baits, but better. I wonder what vibrator sales are like in Gaza.

I have no idea. That's crazy. That DJI thing is crazy. It's pretty nuts. It is pretty nuts. Let's move to Australia. All right. Trans man, this is a few years ago, a trans man who attacked customers with an axe walks free from jail. With an axe dude. Yes due to complications with her gender reassignment surgery. This morning she was released on parole after completing mental health and substance abuse programs. It's understood she's considered a low risk of risk depressed due to complications with her. That's not a she. Low risk?

That's not a she. The gender reassignment search. She's don't swing and acts like that. Wait till you see the article on this. It's crazy the justification for releasing this thing. Oh my God. There's another story like this out too that's pretty crazy. Eva, a male axe attacker who brutally hacked heads of random strangers in an evil rampage fueled by drugs and fury at her gender surgery.

But any day now she will move in next door to you. So this thing was saying it was pissed because the drugs it was taking, because of its gender assignment. Look at it swinging the axe, the dude's on the ground. Fuck no, dude. Look at this dude's face. Holy shit.

Oh, does he have an earring? No wonder he got it. The pierced ear. A woman who tried to murder 7-Eleven customer with a two kilogram axe while high on drugs and depressed and angry after gender surgery is about to walk from jail. Eva Ahmadi, Mr. Ahmadi will be freed on parole Monday morning after serving eight years for the random axe attack on strangers at the Sydney in Sydney in 2017. After doing a loop of the shop, she chatted with Ben Rimmer at the checkout before she suddenly slammed the axe down on a skull almost slicing his head in two. Oh, fuck, dude.

There's a half dozen of these stories now floating around. There's more recent ones, too. Jesus, dude. You think they kept treating her for being a tranny when she was in prison? Yes, Australia's batshit crazy. Australia's like, California They're just fucking completely retarded and hey, did you see the Democrat the the whip for the Democrats in the house is a tranny from? Delaware now No, really? Yeah, look at Democratic whip I probably have it somewhere in my notes See somewhere in my notes. Let me show you this really quick. And then while you look for that, look at this.

This is pretty wild. I don't know what I think about this. Listen to this. This is absolutely fucking wild. Here we go. Done. I win. Cheryl, it's not a race. That's what losers say. What is that? The truth.

Every time a new baby is born, the Federal Reserve issues a secret birth certificate printed by a company called the American Bank. That way, the government can use people as currency to back the debt they have with the World Economic Forum, which owns the central banks of every nation on Earth. But the WEF is just a front for the Council on Foreign Relations, which masterminded the 9-11 attacks as a pretext to invade Iraq, take the oil, and install fast food chains to make people slow, fat, and easily abductable by the shapeshifting reptilian aliens it worked with. Now, back in the 30s, FDR made a deal with these reptilians to exchange people for technology. That was the basis of the new deal. But ever since, they've been slowly replacing all the world leaders to create a nuclear holocaust to make global warming real for their takeover. That's how they made up the Cold

War by sending Leica to space to bite Neil Armstrong while Kubrick was faking the moon landing. Now they're using satellite waves, contrails, and measles vaccines as mind control and fluoridating the water to keep people's gold fillings intact so they can be sent back to, you guessed it, the Federal Reserve, where all the gold and birth certificates are stored by the real puppet master, the world monarch, who is himself only the servant of the all-seeing eye who controls everything in the world. I was wrong. You do win. Done. The guy in the back is vaping. Oh my god. What show is that? I don't know

but the the reason why this clip is making it around is whatever show it was it was called like in voiced or something That was that was after that episode the show was cancelled and I did a little research into it and the show wasn't doing good anyway But everyone saying that after they did after they did that little bit they got cancelled They were just like fuck it. We're not doing so hot. Let's see if we can let's just throw it all out there Yeah, that's the thing that dude is the Democratic whip that's the top fucking boss Democrat

in the fucking house Sarah McBride Steve McBride Steve and I got into it with someone and they're like what's wrong with that and I'm like hey dude I don't want something that's fucking on drugs, a drug addict in charge of the fucking nuclear codes. I don't want that thing making any like decisions, big, big governmental decisions. Like that thing could be, why can't that thing be a singer or an actress or an actor or a fucking, I don't know, a carpenter or a lawyer. Because they needed the first trans whip

in the democratic side of the government. Why does that thing have to be involved in the government? Because, because, obviously. Don't you know? Would you want that thing? Are there any tranny flying airplanes? Like big fucking passenger jets? Like does anyone think that's a good idea?

Why can't you be just a fighter? I don't have any of those in the military, that's for sure. You're not allowed to be a tranny and fly a plane in the military? No, I think like all of the medical prerequisites pretty much exclude you from doing that. It's an actor. I wonder what you mean by that. I like that. It's definitely an actor. Becoming a whip your freshman year in Congress and being trans talk about a DEI hire. Great point. I don't know what the whip does really but I don't know what the whip does really but

That makes sense if you had to pick a trans person Would you pick a woman like to be in that position? Would you pick a woman who became a man? Tried to become who thinks it's a man or a man who thinks it's a woman and I Prefer I think probably a man. Yeah me too. Okay. Yeah woman to man Yeah Woman a man. Yeah, everyone knows that Doesn't stay away from men who want to become women something's like I like? I think we've cracked the code on why women want to become men. I don't think we've cracked the code.

Let me rephrase that. Maybe crack the code isn't right. Oh, interesting. Clock says whips are usually maybe always ever veteran congressmen. They're responsible for whipping a party's reps in the line and voting in the same direction. So if you have like somebody like him who's not really hasn't been around Congress for a long, do you think that anybody's going to listen to them then? No, no one's going to take a trans person seriously at all anyway.

So the whole Democratic party is just gonna be ashamed. If you're trans everyone knows the default is you're crazy. Yeah, and they know they're crazy. So why are they giving... They're trying to mitigate their craziness. That's why they're switching sexes. Why are they giving somebody like him that position when like that's never they're never going to do anything like that nobody's going to be voting on the same line. Like the whole party's in shambles then right? Yeah that's Biden's that's Biden's state. They don't all they they only care about virtue signaling. Someone sent me an article this morning about it was comparing the rise of CrossFit and

the fall of CrossFit to the rise of the UFC. And he called everyone on the article, he called everyone on the ride a capitalist pig. And then his entire argument, it was written by some guy named Bill Kerr, and then the entire argument why CrossFit failed was because CrossFit followed its values and its morals and didn't play the business game. Democrats, they have no values, no moral compass, no values. All they care about is some sort of metric of success that they have in their head. That's like positions of authority and money. And so they were using the fact that there was a CrossFit post to the picture of a guy who had shot a bear and the bear was strung up. And they were saying that that was a major fumble for CrossFit

and its growth. And it's like, wow, because that's the metric that you're concerned about is growth instead of like maybe coming up with some argument about how it's completely inappropriate to hang a bear up. Do you get what I'm saying? Like if they would have showed, if they would have, if CrossFit would have posted like six Jews being hung and saying it was great, I could see what you're saying. That'd be hard to justify.

You'd be like, yeah, CrossFit's a bunch of Nazis. But it's a hunter who hung a bear up and instead of being like, hey, that's not cool because that was the last black bear in the world and you shouldn't have killed it. Instead it's just like, hey, it was a mistake. It's hunting so it's wrong. For the growth, yeah. But it's like, no, the company was staying true to its morals and its values that hunting's okay. It's okay to be free, it's okay to have guns,

it's okay to hunt for food and clothing. Yeah. It's okay to use your fitness for those things. Libs are really fucked up. The difference in the house is very close. A few seats and Dems control the house. I Don't think the Dems control the house Yeah, I thought the Republicans did

Yeah, Republicans are tandem shorty of the house by three seats but still that was like all the conspiracy theories all wrapped up into one here's another here's another great one. The guy who drew this cartoon and the cartoon is calling Trump a pedo, a groomer. The guy who made this cartoon was just arrested for child porn. You can't make this shit up. These stories write themselves. People attacking other people are usually projecting their own faults and problems. Pulitzer Prize winning cartoonist Darren Bell was arrested in Sacramento County and suspicion of possessing suspicion

of possessing child pornography. The rest followed an investigation by the Sacramento Valley Internet crimes against children unit which was triggered by a tip from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children authorities discovered 134 videos of child sex abuse material linked to an account owned and controlled by Bell along with AI generated child pornography. Bell known for his anti-Trump cartoons and his comic strip, Canderville, is the first person to be charged under California's new law that includes AI generated child pornography as a criminal offense. He is currently held in Sacramento County jail with a million dollar

bail awaiting his court appearance. First post would chipper. Whoa. It's all it's always a fucking damn it's it's it's fucking always a damn who hates Trump who parades as some virtue signaling. It's so obvious who they are. I can't wait till fucking that the guy the house representative we have in California wiener from San Francisco gets busted for

this shit. Darren Bell pulled supplies winning cartoons. The candor created creator 49 was arrested by sheriff detectives after months of long investigation that began with a tip from the National Center for missing children. 100 100 pornography videos, bail set at a million. Pulitzer Prize winning, huh? California native. Picture of Jay-Z. Uh, listen, of course, the Los Angeles Times and the San Francisco Chronicle, those were his, those were where his mainstay. The characters graduated to the national stage in 2003 when Canderville began appearing in the Washington Post, of course, and other haven for pedos.

He was a star on Reddit. I made that up. Probably was. God. It's always the usual suspects. Jake Chapman, I just did a nasty workout this morning. Death by Echo, then Ski, then Bird Bees, 10 minutes each. Wow. No one here works out. Go to your room. Death by echo, then ski, then burpees, 10 minutes each.

What the fuck are you talking about? No one here works out, go to your room. I was Whoopi Goldberg in 19. I'm only, I'm allowed to talk about my workouts. Did you see that picture of Michelle Obama at dinner? No, but I'd like to, is it recent? Yeah. Right over there, Let me see. Well, you find that I'm going to play one thing about the fire still.

This is a meeting 21 days before the fire. These are like all the fire captains and chiefs and all the big wigs in the LA Fire Department. Listen to this. This is 21 days before the fire broke out. If we cut one position, if we close one station, if we close one resource, the residents of Los Angeles are going to pay the ultimate sacrifice and someone will die. Just last month, fire personnel packed an LA Fire Commission meeting, begging the city to rethink the budget. These cuts came at exactly the wrong time. These cuts

with calls for services at an all-time high and our firefighters at their breaking point. From these cuts, we are straining our department's resources beyond the brink and we cannot continue on this path because of these cuts. City Councilwoman Tracy Park was there too. Surprise surprise motherfucker. 1.3 billion spent on homeless in LA County, $860 million spent on firefighting. Homeless people start the majority of fires by far, not even a close second, the drug addicts and criminals. LA County fire response to 38 fires a day started by these drug addicts and criminals, a day.

Yeah, that's insane. Insane. And by the way, I also want to, because I had said that firefighters should only be men between the ages of 20 and 40, and someone said, what about Sam Briggs? I said, fine. Also, Caleb's wife can also be a firefighter.

I'm gonna step on podcast, I give her a pass. Ominous, dominous. Ominous, dominous ominous. Thank you Yes, all I'm saying is you got a fucking pass the test and and The men are allowed to say or do anything around you except touch you So if you can't be if you're at a fucking if a fire if you see one of your fucking other Firefighters dicks because he's peeing in the bushes. You can't report it to HR you you get in trouble for reporting it Or if he leaves the seat up, no if he leaves the seat up, that's not cool

But you know what? I mean? They're fucking firefighters and the only dude who get to stay are Dudes who are like sharing information the knowledge and experience. Go ahead kill No, 100%. My wife always talks, like she's just one of the guys. When she's at work, there's no tiptoeing around any bullshit. If you can't do that, then you shouldn't be fucking living in a fire department.

What if you're in HR and you show your dick What if you it's an accident? Fine, it's a reflection in a toaster oven or something. It's fine. Usually the HR and EO guys are the most egregious with their The shit they say hey, you know what they need to do. They need to they not only need to train the men like hey listen If you have to take a piss and there's female firefighters around you have to hold it and if you if you if after attempting to hold it three times you can't anymore then you get to pee and then they have to train the women hey if you got if a firefighter pees in front of you make fun of them for having a small dick that's it just some simple shit like

that just a base fucking skills who cares wife learned how to talk to her. What if it's a tennis dick? Who cares? Make fun of it for being tiny. 100%. I learned how to talk shit because I just talk shit to her all the time. And so now she's figured out. She figured, she knows how to talk back and say all the, anything that are crazy that a dude would fucking say. So then we just talk shit to each other Yeah, it's normal

You're a female Your female firefighter when you're sitting around the fucking meth mess hall just talk about how bad your venereal diseases are Yeah She keeps some of them some of them away have them She keeps some of them away. Half of them. Hey, that's like a penis but smaller. Okay, let's see this picture of Michelle Obama. So she wasn't at the funeral for Jimmy Carter. It was just Obama was there.

So everybody's like, oh shit, what happened to Michelle? Are they getting a divorce? And then they posted this picture just to like, can you zoom in on her face? What's going on with her face? Dude, I know. It's so creepy. It's Michael. It's Michael Obama. Is that real? I guess dude, they couldn't have taken another one and been like, Hey, let's redo that one. Can you just like lift your head up a little bit tilt to the side? Do something to make it not look like you're a fucking monster

And she looks puffy Yeah, she looks bad She did not age the same as Sorry quick amendment one more person who can be a fighter fighter Hattie Canyon Yep, also you're in what do I say ominous Dominus ominous Dominus? Yeah, blessed Caleb will do that ominous Dominus, hey can yo Sam Briggs Jeannie So you're in

See it's a quick process. I just let them in I just do a quick assessment. I let the women in there you go Yeah, just don't be a fucking shitbag. Yeah. Oh and Chloe Wilson too. Yeah, she's Is she a firefighter? Yeah, she's a semi-finals athlete. Chloe Wilson you're in. Yeah ominous Dominus Chloe Wilson You're welcome. Then There's another one. There's some super beaver from fucking SoCal. Firefighter. God, she was hot.

What was her name? I can't remember her name, but she's into. Mystery Girl, Caleb. Ominous Dominus. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. Mystery Girl, Caleb. Dominus, Dominus. Thank you. You're welcome. See?

It's that quick. Yeah. But only one woman per firehouse, Kenton. This all-woman firehouse in New York City. Just like, come on. Yeah, there's another chick at the with Grigsby Grigsby that's the super beaver firefighter crossfitter girl you never seen her no oh wish hearts a firefighter is that true oh yeah she is okay that's

the he was like grass when she crashed in pretty estrogen high, but I got to let her into a Caleb wish heart Hominist ominous Liz wish heart. Thank you. You're blessed not crackhead Heidi. No, Heidi just does did you too? Heidi could be a cop or something. Oh Yeah, she is a firefighter See wow, that's awesome. Yeah. To 1%. Crazy. Someone has to make the chili. Thank you. It's funny, when my wife got to this new station,

they like refused to let her cook. They're like, no, you don't, you're not going to cook the right way or whatever. Like they just got super picky about it. And then, uh, one of her old coworkers from her last department called her while she was on shift and was like, Hey, have you had, they, he was asking the, her department, like, Hey, have you guys had Jeannie make her famous, whatever? And they were like, what? No. And then now it's like, Hey, Jeannie, can you make this?

Hey, can you make this? Can you, can we make this for meals? Does she like doing it? Yeah. Yeah. She loves, she loves cooking. There you go. Are you leaving?

Uh, no, I'm good. You're going to get a real cup of coffee. cooking. There you go. Are you leaving? No, I'm good. You're going to get a real cup of coffee. God damn. My ass is crazy. J Alexander Kung. Ex officer who kneeled on George Floyd's back released from prison. Oh, fuck, did this guy go to prison? One of the ex Minneapolis police officers convicted in the killing of George Floyd finished

his prison sentence on Wednesday. By the way, he wasn't convicted. He, he, he pled guilty because he didn't want to go through what fucking Derek Chauvin went through J J Alexander quang, who kneeled on George Floyd's back was sentenced to 3.5 years in prison for aiding and abetting manslaughter in December of 2022. The Federal Bureau of Prisons confirmed Quang was released from the Federal Correction Institution

in Elkton, Ohio. Spokesperson for the bureau said federal inmates typically serve 85% of their prison sentence, but there's a leeway with the First Step Act and other factors. Quang is on probation until March 16 march 16 2026 so that's my birthday Wow kung pleaded guilty the same day jury selection was set to begin his trial on october of 2022 floyd died on may 25th

2020 after former officer derrick showman kneeled on floyd's neck for nine and a half minutes As floyd repeatedly said he couldn't breathe and eventually went limp You fucking liars. He was saying he couldn't breathe when he was in the car and he said it on all three previous arrests. And you know, if you are saying, hey, I can't breathe, that means that you can breathe just so you know, because you are saying words. That is like that's how do you determine if somebody's breathing or not if they can fucking talk dude uh quang kneeled on floyd's back during the restraint then officers

thomas lane held floyd's legs and tau tau tau also an officer at the time kept bystanders from intervening all the officers were fired and convicted of state and federal charges lane was released from prison in august last year after being sentenced to 2.5 years in federal prison. Tao was sentenced to nearly five years in prison. I think Tao was the black guy. It's like a second day on the job. Chau Van was convicted. That's an Asian name.

That's the Asian guy. Black Asian, Blasian. Chau Van was convicted. Google it. Tao black dude. Chau Van was convicted of state murder. And I think he was the top graduating guy in the history of the Academy or something like that. Chauvin was convicted of state murder and manslaughter charges and is serving 22.5 years in the state case.

He also pleaded guilty to a federal charge of violating Floyd's civil rights and was sentenced to 21 years. He is serving the census concurrently at the Federal Correctional Institution in Big Spring, Texas. In the wake of Floydyd's murder not murder overdose two tal is straight asian is asian guy oh it is yeah god minneapolis is such a fucking shithole you know the lady who lied in the show van case 34 officers have come out and said she lied about that restraint being taught at the academy, the one Chauvin was using, and they have photos of her using it.

She's now second in command at the Minneapolis Police Department. Incredible. I bet she earned that position. Judy says he's a straight Asian man. All right. Yeah. How about quang was quang the black guy? Who's the black guy? One of those black guys? You can't really tell he's black. Like Garrett. Like Garrett. Whenever I tell people Garrett's black, they're like confused. Garrett Glennon. Yeah.

No one's ever like, I'll be like, yeah, you know, that black lady. And then no one's ever like, that's a lady. They're always like, she's black. Like Shelby. Yeah. But Garrett really does look black to me. She got black lips, black nose, black eyes. Okay.

Yeah, she's like Malcolm X. Malcolm X Black. Like if she was in jail, they call her Red. God, it's so fucked up. They killed Malcolm. Rip. Yeah, Kong's the word. Kong's the black dude? It's so fucked up. They killed Malcolm Rip Yeah, we're using the word Kong's the black dude comes the black eye to tells the Asian guy Thomas Lane and Derek Chauvin are the white guys This picture is crazy of Jerome. Is that um, Alex Paheya? No, I think that's him I think we asked that last time

Does my hair look different to you this morning? I use shampoo and I didn't put any junk in it or nothing I'm like, you know what? I'm just need a haircut It looks kind of soft It's old man course. Oh All right, take it back Seven you got to go to Albany game so you and Garrett can hug just put my face in her tits It would be like that right yeah she's tall or in her toilet my nose will just go on her twat hi Garrett yep no venereal diseases here You know dogs can smell venereal diseases really

Cool, right? That is pretty cool. They spell cancer all sorts of shit. I Am going to Albany is Garrett going Albany I Don't know. I'm definitely going Albany. It's gonna be fucking crazy. She probably will Did you see this? Did you see this Andrew Hiller post or is it? Or it'll or fit Andrew Hiller I Have to mention Andrew Russell stop watching my show because he doesn't watch it He doesn't like all the politics shit stuff. I'll mention him and he'll be like, fuck, where is that? I need to see that. This, what's this? I don't know, let me see this one first.

This one didn't really make sense, but. I just can't stand that her foot is on the line. Whose foot? Black pants in the middle there there picking up the jump rope? Throwing throwing the the throwing the balls. Yeah. What is that? Did they have cornhole is one of the events.

What is she doing? No, I think it's chalk. I don't get that one either Okay, here we go, uh, jess maderas top five best cross-fitter of all time saying dumb shit Over the past years like we kind of take it into our own hands to kind of Like create content grow our brand show you guys who we are because there hasn't been people in this space that have really committed to doing that for all of us. Besides when you look back to like 2015 and 16.

I think one of the biggest things that's been missing over the past like five years, just in my opinion, is just like media. The act dates now over the past few years, like we're kind of taking our own hand. Ironically, Hiller made the greatest reel of all time with like effects and sound and. Yeah, that's crazy, dude. Is he fucking idiot?

I don't even look what Colton writes. I just like it. Down Pepper, don't forget to subscribe so you don't miss the next episode. I think the, yeah, he is. He's, unfortunately he might be retarded. I think the yeah he is he's he's Unfortunately, he might be retarded I think the biggest shift in the community no longer relates to or looks up to the games athletes and I don't think it's a community I don't think it's the community that's changed. Oh meaning

Yeah, Colbertans damn this hits and makes me sad. You're our bastion of hope Yeah, it's not the community that's changed people Well, what's happened? I think is that all the athletes are like, oh, I need to train on my own. I don't, I'm too bothered by going into an affiliate. It's nice if I can just sit around on my own and like, not be bothered. So all of them just removed themselves. This is completely retarded to Katzman.

Sorry, brother. But you're a fucking moron. Colton, there's a giant gap between the methodology that created the games athletes and that which was intended for CrossFit method spelled out in the L one is difficult to relate to the athletes. And that's the case. You're completely retarded. All they're doing is stuff that was taught in the fucking L one. The L one is the basics. Yeah, the gap is it's

like people who say the game season needs to stop changing. It's like, dude, for I cover needs to stop changing. It's like dude For I cover the games non-stop like it never has changed It hasn't changed since like 2010 or 11 whenever they introduced the open It's just the open the middle shit in the games. That's it The only one is introduction the only thing that's confusing is when they start doing points like that shit that Rogue and Matt O'Keefe and Will Morad are doing. That shit completely confuses me. I ignore that. When CrossFit did that strength of field thing, I ignore that. That's the only shit that's confusing.

Other than that, you go to the open, then you go to whatever other event there is. I watch it. If you win, you're going to the games, then you go to the games. And then you it's like, as long as you can count to 30, you're good. There's no, there's no, it's all the same shit. And maybe for the athletes, it's confusing because they have to navigate it. And okay, I get that. That might be frustrating for you, but your agent should be doing all of that. Your agent and your coach should be doing all of that.

Isn't that why you have an agent? Do you think we should look up to you? What have you done exactly? Jesus Christ. Only if you're five foot three. What have you done exactly? Wow. Oh, you look at this guy, Tyler Wallace, you fucking cuck troll.

Oh, God, you're such a cuck. Fucking hate the now over the past year. I'm not done. I'm not. Now, I'm not done here. I'm not done here. I got a lot to explain to Justin. I'm not done here. I'm not done here. I got a lot to explain to Justin Hello rights all I wanted to do since the beginning was direct eyeballs at the athletes and the affiliates He's talking taking a shot at HQ media y'all are saying having said same that said the same thing chill just shut up

He's been on multiple episodes with the buttery bros doing exactly that because It's because of those guys and you, I know who most of the game's athletes are, including him. I don't know what that says. Yeah, Mayham has been doing it for a long time. What? Where's he been? Here's the thing. You have to remember how stupid most of the athletes are. Like just incredibly dumb. They're so young But gie went on brian friends podcast the other day and was talking about how he needs to make money To take care of his family and he refers to himself as an influencer I have to say i've only watched clips. So I don't know the the context it was all set in but Guy could go on any fucking decent podcast and get 10,000 views. He chose to spend his hour and a half with fucking Brian friend and get fucking five

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But the majority of these guys, they're confused about the balance of the, or what their role is, what the balance of the equation is. In Guy's defense, the more you put yourself out, the better. Even there's this guy, Todd Medley, the guy who was over at Noble when they were making their employees get vaccinations. He just went on a fucking podcast and spent spent an hour and a half of his time completely fucking the prayer and a hope that is Matt Frazier's, his and Brooke Wells' shoe company. Like how you're a chief marketing officer and you went on

Bryce's fucking podcast. Are you, are you, that's how you thought you should spend two hours of your time? Yeah, it makes sense It's going to show that gets two views then and you're already both targets for fucking Hiller and you go on there and the complete in the Let's say he was let's say you were like, well, this guy is the world's greatest podcast He just doesn't get a lot of views. Okay, cool then go on there, but you said nothing in 90 minutes a lot of views. Okay, cool. Then go on there. But you said nothing in 90 minutes. It was crazy. It was crazy. I listened to 80 minutes of it. It was it's bizarro world. Maybe they just need those videos of kids smiling and laughing and playing and have

a good time. 436 views in two days. Yeah, crazy. Their choice is so... it's so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. Grow the base. Grow the base. Ken Walters, always better to give when you do receive it. It feels even better. Usually happens organically when not expected. Hey, listen, Colton Colton reached out to us like there there is a weird relationship between you and the athletes, the media and athletes because you want to ask them for stuff. But you also respect the fact that they have these fucking really gnarly schedules. And they have crazy training and diet and, and, and then,

and then strategy and then managing their own egos. And Colton reached out to us and was like, Hey guys, I'm doing a, uh, uh, NorCal workout on Friday. You have an interest in, um, putting, streaming it. It's like, I dropped to one knee and looked up to the heavens and said, thank you god He's like what time i'm like, I don't give a fuck whatever time works for you Yeah No athlete's gonna do that

And it's like uh, james ray calling in and winning the 2,500 bucks on Kill Taylor. Like drop to one knee, thank you, James. That's it. I mean, it's that. Just making some just smart choices, but not saying stuff that doesn't make sense A gi wants to make money and take care of his family and be an influencer But you're going to go on brian's podcast and just say dumb shit

And not get any views Uh hunter mcintyre you guys are like the terrorizers. I don't know what that is, but okay Oh kind of sketch super sketch here's the thing let's say what you're saying is true and I think that there probably is some truth to that none of this shit gets on them like you can stand by me and none of my shit gets on you. I'm my own person and you're your own person. The only high rocks are like under McIntyre.

Fair enough. Me too. Good. God, he's good. He's fucking Wiley one. Speaking of terrorizers, Hey game recognize game hunter. That's the only reason why you know that CrossFit is a charity event. God, you got to get this dude on. He's been slippery lately, like a fit, you know, like, like a fish, you know what I mean?

Yeah, been trying to get him on and like, I think I got him in my grasp and then he fucking slips out. Motherfucker, where'd you go? Well, usually what I'll do is I'll just come into our live chat and comment while he's live on his own show Just throw some grenades at us and fucking runs graffiti on our wall and fucking run then runs away and then Can't and then shuts off his live stream

He'll come over a comment a bunch of shit and then be like ha ha bye you son of a bitch I want to do something funny. getting pulled over by the cops. Sure. Good morning. Hey, Trooper Jones, the Sniper Trooper. Don't stop me, man. I got you going 72 and 55. Yes, sir. Any reason for your hurry?

No, sir. All right. You have your license with you? Yes, sir. Where you guys headed to this morning? Bad Albany. Okay. All right.

Is the truck registered? Is that weird where you headed to this morning? No, I don't think so. Okay. Your name? Yes. All right. Hang tight for my get you out in a minute.

All right. Thank you. All right. It's her. It's just out station this morning for the speed. Okay. All right. So before you hear the court copy is going to be the date court date.

If you decide you don't want to go to court, you just call it to two now number there and take care of it over the phone All right, you did sign my copy there on the X not in missing the guilt It's just saying that you received this copy and I told you how to take care of everything. All right. Thank you What's your tag name and I was trying to figure it out. Oh, it means the fire in Spanish Okay, yes, sir Slow it down for me, okay? Yes sir, thank you. Have a good rest of your day. You too. Easy work.

Good morning. Good morning. Hey, Trooper Jones with the Stabber Show. We don't stop you. Hey, I'm not going to lie. If I'm a cop and I pull a black guy over and he's even just remotely nice to me, I let him go. Yeah.

You know why? Why? Because like, because I want, I want him to have a good, I want to change the, I want him to have a good experience. That. Yep. I mean, that guy didn't make enough small talk. I probably wouldn't let that guy go. That's my job Because you're racist it might be I'm not ruling that out

No, I think you issue the citation and then you and you just are cordial like exactly like that. Yeah exactly If he would have small talk me and been like hey, dude, I'm going to my daughter's soccer game and I'm just late or Hey, dude, I'm going to my daughter's soccer game and I'm just late. Or Hey dude, I'm, we were, we were listening to fucking the ice cubes new album and we got a little, uh, we were just partying and we lost thought of the speed. Do you know what I mean? Like if that guy would have small talk a little bit, just because I would want him to be like, I just want to reward people for good stuff. I not even, I want to change. I want to, I guess, cause I think that, um, that then he would tell a friend, Hey, cops aren't, um, uh, uh, I'd let the

black guy go, uh, what's race matter. I'm telling you, I'm explaining to you why I'm racist. Just shut it for a second. Uh. Give him a gift card to Starbucks. I wouldn't go that far. That's Sevan's deep-seated liberal white supremacy. Maybe. But I would just, I want him to like tell his friends, I want to change the relationship and change the word. I know I'm not perfect. I'm telling you, I still, I still a hundred percent of the time, if I see someone black, I'm holding the door open.

I have 10 foot rule for white men, 15 foot for blacks and women. You know what I mean? Like if you're 15 feet away from the door, I'll still, I'll hold the door open for you. 75 feet if it's a hot chick. Like they're so far away. I just stand there for 15 minutes for some pussy. This is why, this is why people hate holding the door for other people because people make it weird like that.

Oh yeah. Come on in. Are you coming in here? Are you coming in here? I know. I know. Are you coming into the store? I got it for you. She's on the other side of the fucking parking lot. No, just she's got six inches of cleavage showing if she's right behind me. If they're right, anybody's right behind me. Yeah, I'm holding the door. I'm not holding the door for longer than

two seconds. You don't give women and old people and black people an extra five feet? No, not really. You're better than I am. There was a guy who was walking in the garbage. Well, I did bias training. I did bias training, so I'm aware.

Oh, okay. You're taking the moral high ground here? Sevan, you sounding like a libtard. I, you're right. There was a here. I said one you sounding like a libtard. I Right. Just there was there was a guy coming in the gas station the other day and he looked like he just had some cancer Cut off of his face. And so I held the door for him But I like it like he was like from me to he was like six feet away So I was like, yeah, I'll hold it like I was opening the door into his face. So then I just held it for him Like oh, it looks like you got cancer cut off your face here. Let me hold the door into his face. So then I just held it for him. Like, Oh, it looks like you got cancer cut off your face here.

Let me hold the door for you. Well, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, that's really nice. You call her, call her. Hi, sorry. I forgot you were there. What do you want? What's up chief? Hey, you don't answer my regular phone calls.

You hop piece of trash. I don't know who this is. Oh, Hunter. Hey, are you kidding me? I, if I see you, if I see you call, I call you back right away. This relationship is strange at this point. You know, it's weird. My relationship with Josh Bridges is tough too. The other day, I was like, hey, when are you coming on? He's like, I thought you weren't my friend anymore. It's like, you professional

athletes are so high maintenance. It's crazy. No, dude, he's a hobbit. He's got anger issues. You guys are high on the other hand. So are you in Southern California right now? I am. I'm in Newport. Want to come stay the night? See? It's strange relationship. You drive past my house every time you come here. I came from Arizona. Yes, I'm still kind of yes. Yes.

I'm here for two weeks. my house. Yes. Yes. I'm here for two weeks. You want to hang out? What are you doing? What are you training for these days? What's going on with your life? Tell me some stuff. I want to hear about you.

Nah, dude. I'm just doing the same kind of in circles and throw wall balls at a target. But I'll come down and visit you guys. I've got the next couple of weeks where I'm just kind of cutting off on the volume and everything. The boys would love to see you. They fucking love you. You guys want to see Hunter? I miss those kids.

I'm freezing my ass crack off right now. Are you cold down there? The last two days were warm, but this morning, the sun isn't out yet and it does look cold. I haven't been outside yet, but the last two days here have been warm. It's been nice. I'd say it hit 70 both days. You know what you should do is you should kind of put a link to

where all those charity food drops are for all the burnouts for all these CrossFit athletes that are losing their sponsorships. Supposedly, if you go to these places supposedly right now they have like unlimited people are just dropping off food, clothes, drinks, snacks, all that kind of stuff. So I think. And you're okay with that. I think I'm okay with that too. If you're a CrossFit athlete who lost sponsorship, you too can benefit from the fire and go get some of the blankets.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I like that. That's what I'm saying. That's inclusive. That's very California of you. I think it's a huge opportunity for these guys. Hey, I have to ask you this question. Yeah. So the last time I talked to you, you'd over trained, you went to that event, you didn't win. And, and you must be, are you rebuilding to make a final run at this and be like, fuck you. I'm leaving on top testing. Is this mic on? Did he hang up on me for that question? Hunter, did I lose you? Oh, shit. Hold on.

Hold on. I lost you. Hold on. Hello? No. There you are. Okay. Sorry.

Did you hear my question? Yeah, I did. I said we're doing the same exact thing we always do, which is back to exercising, back to competing. I compete in Vegas in two weeks. And is that an important one for you? Like, is there, are you back to the, like your old school training going back to like what what won you all those? Fucking it made you the king forever

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're Vegas is a major. It's like our version of like regional So we go Vegas and then I go to Australia I compete in Brisbane and then I go to Glasgow and compete in in Brisbane, and then I go to Glasgow and compete in the last major and then we'll all go towards worlds. And, uh, um, so you're going, so you're going to this one in Vegas and is there anyone there you're concerned about? I mean, not really.

Uh, I mean, if you look at all these times, like these guys still don't even come with almost within two minutes of my my world record but Racings racing did you get it like even you know working out in the gym is very different from working out in competition So I'm just gonna go do my job, which you know, that's what we got to do. What are you weighing? I'm sick right now dude. I'm too time. I asked looks like a boulder Which is good. That's like 15 I'm 210. My ass looks like a boulder.

Which is good. That's like 15 pounds heavier than I was at world championships last year. Hiller was saying that he was concerned that you got too, too svelte. Yeah, I did. I did. But you got to try man. Like you do have to try. You got to like if you're going to really do some extreme shit, you got to try new things so I was I was excited I was getting kind of bored yeah there's your boy right there dude yeah look at that ass cheek dude look at that thing that's a thunder but what a dump truck dude that's nice I know there's no doubt there's no doubt that

you are a true specimen oh I like that hole to hold that solid hole to hole always buddy Oh Hey, we've been having a really good time It's been good. I mean I would invite you up to my house, but it'd be um, actually where I live It's not that fucked up, but you can't even really get there, uh to my place from where you're at almost because of the fires Mm-hmm. Hey, did your place burn down in malibu? No, no, no, no. We're really lucky. There were three major fires in the last month and basically it burnt all of the woods up to my house last two fires.

So when this last huge fire went off, there was nothing to burn. But you have a lot of friends who lost homes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's pretty crazy. Like I was sitting at a dinner, went to dinner and just like sat at like the bar, like our local sushi spot. And there was three different people

that were sitting at the bar that homes burnt down. And it's like, everyone's talking about it so casually. Hey, I want to pull up the just for so everyone knows The last text message sent between hunter and I just so you don't believe the hype was on January 7th at 849 p.m And hunter didn't respond to me. I just want you guys to know I ride this guy's fucking I ride this guy's dick so hard And so just like I ride for Josh's dick so hard and then they come back with me like like I didn't so just so you know Just wow. Yeah, just just just showing you. Yeah. Just, just for the record. Oh, you did send me your say, but we've been,

we've been without power. So a lot of these type of messages I can't get. Hey dude, I know I've dealt with, uh, you high maintenance, highfalutin, uh, athlete types for a long time. I don't even expect to return, but I'm just saying for the people, I didn't want you tarnishing my reputation. But like for me, I'd love you. Whether you respond or not, I still jerk off to your photos. Go up to your guys show at least three times a week and talk trash in the comments. That's my version of love. Yeah. Like fuck you. I ain't talking to you, but I'll drop a bomb in your comments. Take a shit. doctors dry doctor podcast. What? Listen, dude. I love it. I love it You guys got a group in the comments I'd shit on them a little bit and then I get out I take a dump

I don't wipe and I run I got to have you and Hiller on so you guys can like, you know Your foreplay has been intense. You guys need to fucking ejaculate on each other. I Do love that guy I do love that guy. I do love that guy. He's killing it. You guys are all killing it. I mean, I really love the kind of little triad that we have going on. You guys are kind of more in your own little incel type world and I live on the on the fringe, but when I do come in, it's nice. Yeah, facials for everybody. Dude, Sea Beaver, do you actually drive a Subaru? Did you just steal it off a lesbian? No, I don't even have a Subaru, dude. He has like a old Jeep Cherokee or something. Don't you have an old Jeep Cherokee?

I have a 4Runner now, but I have a Jeep Cherokee too. You guys remember the original Subaru Baja that was like a mini pickup with two buckets in the back? If I could have that, I would die. I would give up anything. Subaru Baja that was like a mini two-pump with two buckets in the back. If I could have that, I would die. I would give up anything. I would give up years off my life to drive one of those things around. Oh, Andrew Hiller just commented in the comments, I love you more, Hunter. Go back to the old one.

Do you type in Subaru Baja vintage, vintage, original model? What's the legality of that? Can you actually sit in that? Can you actually sit in California in those seats? I guarantee the death rates. Like it's like basically 50% of all people to driver. Yeah. Look at dude. I think it's like a Subaru brat or thing. Subaru brat. You'd look at that. That's it. Get that in the Suzuki samurai. Oh, yeah. That's it get that in the Suzuki samurai. Oh Yeah, you imagine the trim that you pick up in that thing Do that lift in oboe and Malibu in that that lift every girl is jumping in the back So tell me about that did no boo burn out burn down

No, but like everything around it is just massacred. So like obviously these bigger establishments, I bet you they had private fire departments. A lot of like the really, really rich people in Malibu had private fire departments. And that last row of homes just before you got to Nobu was all protected. And, but everything before and around is gone, gone. You've seen like right next to Nobu there on the beach they have that, I think there's a Nobu hotel or something and they have a sign there with like a steel plug and it says use this plug to drain our pool and put out fires.

Have you seen that plaque there? That's pretty rad. Yeah, that is pretty rad. Hey, what about the breakfast place Marmalade, that little strip mall there, did that go down? No, that's all good, but everything's shut down, which totally sucks. It's shut down. It's probably going to be shut down for weeks, if not months.

So living up here in this Malibu is kind of like just dried out. It's sad, meaning like we're not going gonna live the same kind of casual life in a while But what about um, uh, uh aviator nation that thing was a fucking shit hole that fucking that thing should have gone down Yeah, that thing should have it was a matchbox to stop selling those ridiculous outfits to rich older women Those outfits are ridiculous How is that place making a killing dude? Did I lose you? Oh wait hold on I lost you don't say no where is he I lost him oh that's his fault not mine Hunter Hunter Hunter I lost you buddy

I lost you buddy. Hello? Shit, I lost him. That could easily be my fault. It's good hearing his voice. Yeah, he said his service died. Oh, wow. You're the best.

Thanks for calling and saving the show. He said live on without me. Let's try. I wonder if the I was going to ask him if all those people that were in that video were just guys who lost their homes and now he's just housing them in his own house. Who Hunter? Yeah. I think he lives on a pretty big piece of property.

That would be a good question. Did people are people living in motorhomes and tents on his property? Yeah, he's got a big old piece of property that would be a good question to people are people living in motor homes and tents on his property Yeah, he's got a big old Big old posse of people hanging out with him in training Oh, you mean if you go to his instagram and sit look Yeah, the ones that some of the videos that I pulled up it was like him in the kitchen with like four other dudes Already got a text what I love aviator nation Dude, I'm telling you, it's just dork shit.

What is it? Aviator Nation? Yeah, it's just such stupid clothing. Like 90% of it is just it's just such the fucking Malibu brand. It's like basically when you wear anything of theirs, you're basically letting people know that I can wear $150 t-shirt what can you you know they're just it's just crazy looks like a cultural appropriation to me he's this chick probably doesn't even surf that that lightning bolt shirt all my kids had that in the tea I will say this

it was the it was a dope shirt but God's 75 bucks for a kid's t-shirt Yeah, all their sweats Dude all their sweats make and those are just fucking pervert to see that sweat there. It's like $156 five stripes sweatpants That's just like something your pervert gym teacher would wear It's crazy you could get this like Goodwill for 10 bucks, I guarantee it. Yeah. That's crazy, dude. They're lucky their colors didn't get all twisted up with

the gay colors. Oh, those are the same colors that like, vintage forerunners have like that's like a that's like a big Toyota forerunner color scheme as well The one that aviator nations using yeah that like red orange yellow Kind of thing the clash of colors. Yeah It's kind of a sick Classic vibe

Let's look this up. Can anyone tell me why Trump had a three hour dinner with Gates yesterday and going to WF conference in Davos in three days and being sworn into office? Listen, if he goes to Davos, he's going to ass pound them publicly. Don't get it twisted. Sorry for that snort. I want to read these comments to you though really quick. I want to go back to me being a libtard and holding the door open an extra five feet for

blacks and girls. Look at this. This girl says this is like beating cancer thinking and then thinking it's not deadly for others. That's a great metaphor, but she's so fucking wrong. She's basically saying that cops beat all black people, but just because you got away, you're saying it's not a big deal. Look at this one. Yes, sir. No, sir. So obedient. Is that a dig? Yeah, that's a dig. Yeah. Like how about this is the, this is the problem. This is why I have to

overcompensate. No, sir. Yes, sir. sir goes a long way not just with law enforcement thank you for some common sense almost 38 years old only three tickets the first ones in February 2017 it's amazing what the outcome is when you're not intentionally being a criminal you're speeding own it and pay the fine live life and enjoy this happens 99.9% of the time. Hold on. Every will look at this same with me every white officer other race is always nice and respectful to me. That's probably that's probably some hot chick. Wait, all you have to do is cooperate. Wait, there were some other this is really taking a turn earlier.

There were all these victims in the comments. This is crazy. This is the quite quite a turn. Society's taking. Yeah. Oh, this is good. This is better than I thought. Cause I was looking earlier and I was like, man, this is fucking depressing

Huh, uh You got a good cop on a good day. All scenarios are not like this compliance and professionalism absolutely matters though. So uh, uh, Unfortunately, this isn't every black man's outcome dude. It's not every person's outcome easy work What the fuck is this about? Honorable minister, Louis Farrakhan said he handled an officer just like you did to the point officer got angry and stated he was being too co-op co-operative. This happens with sodas and justice. It's like they're just looking for something.

That is so stupid. I've only dealt with one asshole cop in 35 years. Listen, I've dealt with a fucking 100 asshole cops. Wow. Look at this person so confused. So are you saying that this is normal or that this is rare that we become unalive during a simple traffic stop. I'm trying to understand what this post is about.

Imagine fucking your brain being like that. Like, Hey, just see it for what it is. Oh my God. It really is that easy folks. Mm hmm. Very irresponsible of you to use this caption, especially when the work you do well behaved and interaction or not, you know, this is not everyone's experience with law enforcement. So what if it's not everyone's? It's the vast, vast majority. Oh, this is better than I thought.

This is ruining my bit. This guy said I'd be honored to pay your ticket. Easy breezy. Someone was saying that the cop admitted that he pulled him over because of the sticker on his car. And it's like, what? I also, I wonder if he, if they were like, well, I guess you probably have time to pull out your camera and be like, hey, let's film this just to see what happened or like just to show people what happens. But I also wonder if he was like,

because that's a pretty, that's like, there's the guy in the car next to you. He's filming it. See? Yeah, yes. No, I know. I'm just saying just saying like I wonder if he was speeding on purpose just to see if he pulled over and show people what it was like Or if he was actually speeding and then they pulled him over and then they were like, hey, let's film this just to show How show people how well these stops go or whatever? But if the whole thing's fake, that's just his buddy He's a cop and that's a Halloween costume. Yeah, I Did think it was funny that the cop didn't know what el fuego meant. The guy's license plate said the fire in Spanish. If you didn't know what el fuego meant.

Dude, that's basic Spanish. That's so cool. Well, not in these parts. It's not Caleb. Didn't you hear his accent? He's in New York State, dude. Oh Dude these comments are what you sound like when you say all trannies are loco I You can't there's no way Have you met trannies me personally

Yeah, Pat Lang Pat The Psychology of a human being who wants to Mutilate their genitalia Predominantly comes with fucking crazy and can't have the nuclear codes Psychology of someone who wants to do public service Is not like that First my case your honor

Just think of that think of what you're just think of just think for a second what you're saying the correlates there. So just let's just think of things that are correlates like um I don't know. I'm at a loss now but just think of the correlates of crazy to other behaviors. You want to chop off your genitalia and be the opposite sex that's in your body versus you want to get a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu. You want to have a six pack. You want to get a high school education. You want to get a backflip. You want to get a double under. You want to get a high school education. You want to get a backflip. You want to get a double under.

You want to get a girlfriend. You want to get a puppy. I want to chop my dick off and be a girl. What? The most important thing in their life. You're telling, you're telling. I got pulled over by a white cop and I'm a black guy and I didn't get beat. Like Dude according to you all trannies are crazy. I got pulled over by a white cop and I'm a black guy and I didn't get beat. Dude, according to you, all trannies are crazy. Okay, 99.9%. Sorry, not all. The vast majority are normal. You are no different than people commenting on all but no, no. The vast majority of trannies are not crazy. No.

No, Pat. What's crazy is I could back it down to 51% and still win, but I'm going to, but I'm going to get, I'm going to give you just like, I don't want to do that because I want it to be somewhat challenging. I'm going to stick with 99.9%. I really don't I really don't know how

you I really don't know how you... Listen, Pat, I'll make it even easier. I think if you're a man and you have liberal values, something's wrong with you. You're kind of semi-retarded. You're broken. You're cutting yourself short. Just being a liberal man is playing a victim, cutting yourself short of what your potential is. And so you just play the victim. And then we get to the essence of what virtue signaling is. You want to feel sorry for yourself and others, and you want to lower the bar. That's what liberals want to do in general.

They just want to lower the bar, lower the bar, under the guise of being kind or feigning kindness or politeness, but really it's their own insecurity. They never want to know how much they can deadlift, how fast they can run. They don't want to love women for their true value and appreciate female beauty so they flip the script and call it misogyny. It's just all that shit dude and you're falling into that trap. It's like I'll

even use myself an example. I'm not I'm not holding the fucking door open and waiting extra five feet for black people because I think they're incapable. If I had to pick the stronger race, I'd pick fucking blacks every day. I don't even know if race is the right word. We're the same race, but it's because of my own insecurity of not wanting them to think that I think less of them or that I don't like, I don't want that. It's my, it's mine. I own that. I want them to be like, shit, I want them to be like, oh shit, I guess all white people aren't assholes. Because sometimes I think that that's the message media is sending. But if you for a fucking think for a second that there's a fucking sane tranny, you're out of your fucking mind, dude.

Hey listen, let me tell you what a sane tranny is. A sane tranny, this is what a sane tranny is. A sane tranny. This is what a sane tranny is. You're a man and you want to be a woman, but you look down and see your penis every day and you take a lot of fucking deep breaths and you do some serious soul searching and you fucking hike the Appalachian Trail and you find out what the root of that is of that thought. And you tackle that thought and you find out what's the thought that comes before that thought that you're hiding with the fact that you really wanted that you were in the wrong sex.

You get what I'm saying? What came before it to look at the origin of that thought? Yeah. So, here's an example. I'm not sure if this is a valid example, but just think of it this way. You want you're so fucking miserable that you're looking for an escape, but instead of addressing what the root of that is, you think, okay, if I become the opposite sex, I'll be happy. It's just it's just a pivot, dude. Gotta suss those thoughts out. I'd argue their problems are even worse after they decide to do that.

Yeah. Hey listen, and I wish you were right. I wish you were right. No, in Sevan's world every Democrat is not a groomer. In my world though, every Democrat condones grooming because they're too afraid to stand up for what's right. They're too afraid. They have things like, it's an isolated incident or we need to be accepting.

And that's when you have to fall back to the golden rule. Treat people how like you would want to be treated and protect other people like how you would want to be treated. No kid wants to fucking be married away when they're fucking five to a fucking dude with a hairy asshole. No five year old girl wants to be married away to that. Sorry. Okay.

And you want to say it's not all okay. 99.9% of girls don't want that every redditor is a groomer though yeah i mean yeah that's true and every redditor is a democrat so there might be some altriment there might be an equation there you got me fuck you got me in a corner damn it where's the loophole don't forget pad i've told you this too and those of you it's not that it's not that there's not bad people everywhere it's just the fact that these fucking people are trying to normalize it under the guise of their cowardice it's a strong correlate you can't deny it. It's an isolated incident, you use that exact line with black people being abused by cops that anyone else uses that example and you poo poo it, you don't see it.

Alright. Were we just supposed to use isolated incident for everything then? I'll work on that, thank you. Careful, Seve, you're going to give me a stiffy. If you get one, take it to completion. Please. Never waste a boner. One of my boys fell asleep on the couch last night and I took him to bed, carried him to bed.

He's just just passed out. I was changing him into his boxer shorts and I fucking yanked his sweats down and he had a chub and I could tell it hurt him. You know what I mean? Like I wasn't being, it wasn't cool. I got pulled, he had these sweats on and I pulled him down really like in one swipe to put his He's sleeping on some Oh my god, I'm like sorry, dude

Who's oh she is we're having some family, uh, friends over with kids. And I have to babysit. Babysit. I probably should get off the show when she's here. She- she probably can't hear the stuff I say. Oh, shut it. It's my son. Give a fuck. Yes, you are, Mason.

Yes, you are. Listen, when you're a dad, there's nothing more important than protecting your kid's junk. You don't want them getting hit by it, you don't want them crashing, falling off a bike and hitting the center bar. falling off a bike and hitting the center bar. Yeah, I get to hang with my kids and I'm babysitting. Yeah, exactly. It's gonna be cool. Yesterday, these fucking nut jobs, the sun was setting, they went and swim in the ocean. I stayed and watched the fights. Did you watch the fights last night?

Holy shit. They were amazing Oh my god, dude You have to watch the fight with marab. Uh marab the georgian guy It is really Yeah, he is completely Unbelievable really He fought hey, what's up girl He fought this dude. He fought this Russian dude who trains under Khabib. Yeah, maybe Khabib's nephew or cousin And he's like he's 18 and oh and

He's supposed to win and marab lost his first two fights in UFC He's been on 11 fight win streak and he beat Sean O'Malley Rob lost his first two fights in UFC and he's been on 11 fight win streak and he beat Sean O'Malley And Sean O'Malley is like a foot taller than him and Merab just goes in there and he loses the first two rounds and then Just turns on the fucking Jets dude and wow really? Oh my god, dude That's scary he would this this guy would have beyond Marab's back and Marab would be laughing. What? In the first two rounds, he couldn't take this dude Umar down. This dude Umar supposed to be like the greatest wrestler in the weight class and Marab supposed to be really good also.

And then in the last three rounds, he was just crushing him. What do you think they said to him in the... Talking about kids chubs is off limits. I hear you, but I'm just telling you, it's just parenting shit. Just parenting shit. He had a nocturnal wood. Everyone has a nocturnal wood here. I should have been more attentive.

Fell asleep on the couch. He had nocturnal wood. We're going to switch him into his- I was taking off his clothes so that he could sleep in boxers so his junk wouldn't be kept tight I remember my parents would do that to me I loved that shit I'd fall asleep somewhere and they would undress me and put me in bed I love that shit I don't let my kids sleep with their shirts on either if I walk in the room and they get their shirt on they're sleeping I make them take it off

That's it is what it is take it to reddit give up fuck I'm just trying to save your channel. Oh, thank you. Bye I know it was fucked up. I know I feel bad for it Anyway, it was incredible Merab just beat the shit out of him You know when he was fighting a Sean O'Malley, he kissed Sean O'Malley on the head in the middle of the fight And the ref told him to stop doing that Yeah, Georgians are so awesome that's so weird That's so weird. That's a Reddit thread. I love it when my parents undressed me. Oh, geez. Anyway, great fight.

It'll be free probably tomorrow. You want to just see it's great. Basically Marab fights at this pace that I think is equivalent to doing burpees for five minutes resting a minute and then doing burpees for five minutes for five rounds. It's not too fast. Way too fast. And then doing burpees for five minutes for five rounds. It's nuts. Yeah, that's too fast. Way too fast. It's nuts.

I was talking to my wife the other day and we determined that to figure out how fit we are, it's determined by how well we can do burpees. So I was doing burpees the other day and I was just slogging through them. I was like, oh, this is bad. Yeah. You know what? I used to have that thought too, but then I realized that I'm really just good at burpees. Yeah. I'm not very good at them. So and that whenever anything else came, I just shit shat the bed. Now I've been doing CrossFit. I did sprints yesterday. Yeah. I ran this course. So do you think every one of my steps is three feet? Like just walking steps? Yeah. So I went to this park and I ran these sprints. No. No. How far do you think my stride is? Let me stride of me two and a quarter to two and a half. Oh

Stride of a five foot tall man because I have if I'm gonna If I'm gonna walk out Like yard bases, yeah, I have to like reach with my gate. Oh Shit like my normal walking gate is like two and three quarters plus maybe. It's not three average step for the average step length for men is often cited around two and a half feet. Yeah, my my legs are significantly longer than yours and I have to stride I have to like overstep my normal stride to get three feet oh

then my post is wrong so what I did is I walked across after I was done training on this field I walked across the field it was 120 steps and then I walked back and it was exactly 120 steps again And I timed that times three. So what is that? That's a two 40. Yeah, probably. 240 steps. Right.

So, so sorry. So that, so that, so, uh, that, that I just wrote my notes that I, I sprint 240 yards. You don't think that was 240 yards? No, it was maybe 200 yards. It was probably about a 100 yards each way. Maybe a little less. Stride length and stride frequency equals running 40 time at four.

I shut it. Ram Ram or 40 shut up. He just wants to chime in because he runs fast. Pat. What's pat say here pat smart the normal walking gait is less but if you're trying to stride it's probably three v anyway what i oh ck new member thank you smart oh the behind the scenes are coming out they're going to be so good when you it's i i suspect it might be controversial there's a lot of uh lazar jukic in the first two episodes a lot It's gonna break people it's shit. You haven't seen people are gonna get it. It's pretty incredible. He comes across so good

It's intense, man It is intense I spent a lot of time with him on a Spent a lot of time with him at check-in and at at the first event I spent a lot of time with him at check-in and at at the first event Man, oh man Anyway, I did these sprints yesterday and I said it was 240 yards fucking I guess I don't know how far it is Maybe I should order. Oh, maybe I'll order a wheel on Amazon There you go

Amazon Order that right now. What do I call it wheel met wheel length feeling? wheel measure measuring wheel, measuring wheel. Pat Lang, I highly doubt that your stride is three feet measuring wheel. I know me too. And Hey dude, in my, definitely as I've gotten older older my stride is shorter $33 is that oh, here's one for $45. It's got like a little digital. Oh, this one's nice. Which one should I get?

I'm gonna tell you my times in a second. then you guys are really going to laugh at me. Which one should I get? Oh, look at that one for $59. Why are you going to spend so much money on a measuring wheel? I don't know. Which one should I get? Oh, I own this one, this $22 one at my house. Should I get that one? 757 five-star reviews. There you go. Boom.

Okay. Oh, but it doesn't come to... Oh, I got to click prime. 757 five-star reviews. There you go. Boom. Okay. Oh, but it doesn't come to, oh, I got to click prime. All prime. It's got to come like in the next day or two. Oh, look, this one, dude, this one shows up to, this one shows up by 4 a.m. Fuck it. You know what's crazy about being in Newport Beach?

You order stuff and it shows up on the same day. That's how it is when I'm Fuck it. You know, it's crazy about being a Newport Beach you order stuff and it shows up on the same day that's how it is where I'm when I'm home to because we have a We can get stuff like same day Yeah within hours. I ordered some vitamin a on the way here and when I got here it was here on the drive here Yeah, it's pretty amazing Look at this one. This one's a professional one Yeah, you should get that one. It's like a fucking bike wheel. Oh, what's this with the laser? Can I just shoot a laser across the field?

Uh, I don't know about that one measuring wheel equals gay. I definitely have a little gay Wow, look at this one the metal measuring wheel with a kickstand. Holy shit. Oh my god I'll probably use it once and never again. Oh here look at this tape measure, dude Those are so worthless really But he's gonna you're gonna take a look you're gonna like hey Avi hold this and yeah walk no no I'm gonna he's gonna walk. Oh My god No, I'm gonna he's gonna walk. Oh It's You think I should get the wheel?

You know what you could do take you know, your phone has a measuring device It does. Yeah, and you you can just Click where you want it to start. Oh click where you want it to start. Oh, it's just me, but there's like a measuring device on it and then you can just press and then drag it for however long until you get to the point that you want it to measure and then... Is it an app or it's just built into the OS? It's built into the OS.

Oh my God, dude. The digital mapperie measuring wheel for $325. It's just called. Oh my God, dude. The digital map remeasuring wheel for 325 bucks. That's shitty reviews. It's in the OS, you said Caleb? Yeah, it's in your, yeah. That you just, it's called measure. And I can measure the field with it? Okay, I'm not gonna get this then.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I did seven rounds of this workout and the workout was to run across the field and back Can I get this then? Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I did seven rounds of this workout and The workout was to run across the field and back and then do 15 air squats 15 air squats and 15 push-ups And then rest two minutes and I was gonna do it for 10 rounds Hmm and the first round it took me 54 seconds to do the run and in the last round it took me 37 seconds Oh And in the last round it took me 37 seconds. Oh

Okay, so you got faster yeah, I was pumping dude. I was up on my toes and shit I was fucking driving my knees. It was kill. I was leaning forward. I was in the fucking pose That will not work for long distances What are you laughing at? You want to take a video and show me how fast I can run fast, dude. Yeah, I want to see it You want to take a video and show me how fast I can run fast dude. Yeah, I want to see it I run kind of retarded too. So it's a listen. No, what do you mean to like to TOO like also? I'll fuck that You know Yeah, all with no shoes. Of course. It was on it's a Newport Beach. It was this park has the it's like golf the I don't scurry fuck you scurry

Like bluenstones and they start running away with their car Yeah, like I was crazy So probably 50 yards each way No that I think it's about a hundred I golfed once I golfed once. I golfed once. Yeah, you know that is true. I was um, I was running like 56, 57, 58. I was running 400s all under a minute. Like when I was like 35 or 36 when I first started CrossFit 34. I was running 400 all under a minute like when I was like 35 or 36 I just first started CrossFit 34 I was like fuck I am so fast and then I found out that the track I was on was a 330 meter track how fucked up is that

like wow holy shit I'm so fast that's a that the Berkeley track for you, it's a di track It's a track and we're all setting world records. This is insane What's the address of the Field area we can measure this now. Um, it's a it's an elementary school in Newport Beach. That's on the beach It's an elementary school that's in Newport Beach. That's right on the beach. Like their playground is on the beach They just put some pavement there and planted a lawn on the beach Dude I was flying dude, I wasn't walking dude. I was flying. I'm telling you the first one

I was like I was running like Annie Thor's daughter I was like fucking her like spongebob runs you know what I mean I was like I felt every step and by the seventh round I was cruising and then the eighth round you know what I was so fucking tired my legs were so blown up that I thought okay I'll do the next round backwards thinking that would be easier. Not easier. That ruined me too. And then the eighth round and or no, the eighth round I ran backwards. The ninth round I shuttled sideways. I did like, you know, like that fight, you know, where you go sideways,

sideways, there sideways back. And then the 10th round I just tapped out. I just walked it. Oh, great. People are telling me that they already I got a text. That's so funny when Caleb laughs that you're running. Fuck you. Call her hi. Hello.

What's up, dude? Did you used to go to all the back in the regional date the Northeast regionals you used to be. Yeah, hold on one second. Hold on one second. Hold on one second. Hold on. Even this, even this road caster pops. It's unbelievable. Yeah. I, uh, yes, yes. I did go to the regionals in Albany. It was amazing. That's where I met Carolyn Prevo for the first time.

I was completely blown away by her. Hello. Yeah. So, so you kind of know the city in the layout. I apologize if you covered your thoughts on the games being in Albany, but if you were traveling from around the world and looking for kind of a CrossFit vacation, would you be disappointed rolling into Albany? Is there going to be like a, they taken over the whole city? You think they'd like they did in Wisconsin or Carson? As far as the vibe goes, where are they going to do the events other than that one center?

Do you know any of this? So I don't know Albany too good, but I'll tell you this. Albany is very, I'm excited it's there. It's a great venue. There's a bunch of cool little shops around the venue. It's like a downtown area. It's in a downtown area. It's like in downtown area. It's in a downtown area. It's like in their business

district. It's not like a, more like a convention center stadium type than just like a standalone stadium. But... Right. But it's kind of like one of those cities that time forgot. I wish you wouldn't ask. Yes. It's so tired. So it reminds me of like, have you ever gone to a place and it's a really nice casino, but it's so fucking tired? Uh, North Lake Tahoe has casinos like that. And it's clean and everything, but the carpets look like they're from the seventies and there's worn marks on it.

And it's a really, really tired town. All the building, you feel like you're in London. It's just, you're like, fuck, this place is old. Like Fremont Street versus Strip. Yes. Albany is extremely tired, but it's and it's a yeah, it's like a big town that that time forgot. It kind of Cincinnati was, it was kind of like that.

It's like, and there's, and there's some crazy ghettos in Albany like like like the like Detroit Miami Fucking Baltimore shit there and and it's super easy to walk off walk off onto the wrong street like very easy Yeah That's what I'm saying You spend all this money and you want you want that vibe of taking over the city and I don't know how they're going to do it there. Yeah, the venue is going to be amazing.

It'll be great for, it's going to be a great event. It's going to be great, but you're going there for the people. You're definitely not going there for the city. It's not like, hey, this is in... Madison, Austin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Madison's really cute. It's Matt or Portland. Even in the day, Portland used to be amazing. 15 years ago, like just amazing.

Yes. Um, and real quick, while I have you, do you track, obviously you must the numbers, uh, for views on your show for like whether you bring crossfit on or you just kind of rant about politics verse random guests verse Hunter or froning the podcast the the crossfit shows completely outperform everything So like if I wanted to like just chase numbers, I would have guests on all the time So like tomorrow tomorrow i'll have ty have Ty Jenkins on and the show will absolutely fucking murder. Right.

Um, but, but if I do like this show, but, but what is good is like right now there's 334 people watching live. And when I started, it used to just be 20 people live from my rant. So every day it puts on one or two new people or every, every day it puts on one or two new people or every week it puts on one or two new people. And I noticed like when James Sprague did the kill Taylor, you get more views down the road probably because he came on. Right, although sometimes these weird anomalies happen.

Like last week's show when he did 150 burpees for time that shows killing. So maybe maybe was it was it did it kill live maybe it was because of the week before it did so good and you're just compounding on it. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. I was just wondering I saw that CIA agent or what Secret Service was one of your best shows that kind of surprised me. Well that was because that we made into a sub clip

and that was during the Trump shooting and so we you know that thing got hundreds of thousands of views we've never gotten anything even close to that. The audience here is not a big audience it's just a very powerful audience. Yeah it's a very powerful audience like I have people on all the time who will say to me, I'll hear it at least once a month, someone will be like, holy shit, I can't believe how many people from your audience contacted me. And so, yeah, good. Lastly, you mentioned Justin as a top five CrossFitter of all times. Do you really mean that?

Yeah, I think the only people I think I have to get Rich Froning, Fraser Tia and Annie and then it's Justin. Over Velner? Yeah and maybe you could convince me otherwise but Justin has so much time left in his career. I mean because basically all Justin has to do is get you know top five once and maybe I would change you. I would have, there'd be no argument for Velner or if he wins again, it's like all of a sudden now he's top three. And I'm not saying that winning is easy, but he's so fucking good. He's still semi-retarded though with the, uh,

like talking about the media stuff, but also I give him kudos for having Dallin and Jason on. I don't want to say this out loud. Don't tell anyone this, but if those guys might be onto something, the problem is they might run out of shit to talk about. But if they really open up and stop being pussies, um, they could, they could take that. That was their show. I think that the plan is, is there, they're, they're, they wanted to do three podcasts before water Palooza to pump up water Palooza one on Justin's channel, one on Jason's and But I think that the plan is is they're good. They're what they wanted to do three podcasts before Wada Palooza to pump up Wada Palooza one on Justin's channel one on Jason's and one on Downs

Plus he is a good dude. Yeah, I think Justin is a good dude. I think Justin is a good dude, but I just think he's um I don't know what it is. I think just a few a few pieces He's gonna look back and then like he might be a little dull He should have just he should be embracing the media more instead of getting offended by it He's he gets really tripped out. I think by me and Hiller and some other people and he shouldn't People who get tripped out on us. It's just completely retarded it's like Yeah, just lean into it and hey like if It's like someone said to me the other day

He goes, you know that there's a lot of people who don't know your show Is a comedy show? That was like my retarded moment I was retarded because I was like, oh shit, you're right We don't want those people watching with us anyway, yeah, I know you know, yeah. All right. Thanks. Thanks, Debbie Hey, did you see my invite I put out for my birthday party? Thanks, thanks, Seve. Hey, did you see my invite I put out for my birthday party? I saw something, a reel popped up on my Instagram and I saw a bunch of names listed

and I don't really know what it was about. So Mayhem- Is that your 55th birthday? Yeah, 53rd. Mayhem sent out their invites for the Mayhem Classic. So I thought that it was important for me to put out my list of people. I'm inviting to my birthday party It's a little uncomfortable because Kayla's not on it and he's sitting here with me, but I'm Laura Horvat Sean woodlake Katrin David's daughter plus one Justin Berg sporty Beth Joe Biden Brian friend Emily O'Hern Carolyn Lambrae plus two

That's it let that sink in for a second. Oh, go ahead. I think I can get her on the show. Oh, that would be cool. I would love that. She stayed at my house before and knows my kids and stuff. So I can, I might be able to work her in. That would be great.

I would love to have her back on. All right. I'll work on it. Matt O'Keefe, Dawn Fall, everyone's mom is invited, Tommy Marquez, John Woodley, Bryce Smith, Todd Melanie, Annette Rivas, Lauer Khalil, Patrick Clark, Dylan Mulvaney, Danny Spiegel, Jason Hopper, Mitchell Pooper, and Meredith Root. It's going to be so fun. It's gonna be everyone when you come in you everyone takes a hit of MDMA.

It's gonna be like a ditty party. If you don't take the drugs, you don't get to stay. Perfect. Can you bring Brooke Ens in too? We have a beef to pick with her. All right, Brooke Ens, you're in. Yeah, she's bashing CrossFit again. So take her into the back. That's where she got all our followers from. Take her down to the basement.

He'd be fun down there. He, uh, she, I think Brooks is she. All right. I pronounce every thank you. Thank you. Oh, don't forget Zach to lander. Okay. Maybe I'll make another. Dylan Dylan is a Dylan, a he forget Zach Tillander. Okay. Maybe I'll make another. Yeah. Dylan. Dylan is a he or she these days. They don't know. I think the joke's on us and he's a dude again or whatever one she started at. Oh, that would be awesome.

I would respect. Yeah. All right. Thank you. All right, Sammy. Thanks. Have a great rest I would respect. Yeah. All right. Thank you. All right, Sammy. Thanks. Have a great rest of your Sunday. Bye. Maybe I'll make a second list too. Maybe I didn't. I don't think Greg Richie on there either. Oh, and the identity doctor. That's true. Oh, shit. I forgot to like my own post.

Oh, there's some, we'll be live streaming the party. Barbell span. I want an invite. I won't come, but I still want to invite. Fair enough. Are you serving spicy margaritas? Of course. I wanted to go until I saw the guest list. Yes, Brian friends on there. of course. Oh, Stacy Tovar, Craig Richie, uh, Charles Manson. No, I, I got Brian friend on there. I don't know what you're talking about. I have to pee. Jeffrey Dahmer. Jeffrey Dahmer serving snacks. I measured your field on Google Maps.

Oh, how big is it? 280 feet. Each way? Yeah. And I had it as 360 feet. Total? Yeah. No, one way. One length. Yeah. 280. Can I see? Can I see how you can I see your thing? Yeah, I wasn't sure if you wanted me to. 280 feet. So that's funny because that would be almost 100 yards each direction. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's it. That's it. That's exactly where I ran. And there's a fence there because they're working on that playground.

Yeah, that's exactly where I... That's exactly where... Up to 280 foot mark is where I started. That's where I had my... ...cell phone. Okay, 200, how many feet? 288? 281. Okay, so 280. It's probably, yeah, about 280. And I touched the wall every time. One time it was wet over there by the wall, one time I slipped and almost fell. Damn. That's a nice field.

God, it's so nice. Oh no no no no, I started on the zero side. That map is flipped upside down. Sorry, the beach is down in that photo. Okay, so how far should I say I ran? 280, 560? 560 feet divided by three. Yeah, what is that? 186 yards. Okay, so I said I ran, what did I, I said I ran 240, I really ran 186. So the first time I ran that,

I don't know, Rambler, can you run faster than me? The first time I ran that 186, it was 54 seconds. And the last time I think was 37 seconds. Do you like touch the wall and push yourself off to turn around? No, I touched the wall and then just be careful I didn't slip there. But by the end dude, I'm telling you, pumping and leaning.

And I was thinking to myself, I was thinking to myself, man, the people, there were a shitload of people on that blacktop there playing roller hockey, like a hundred people. And yeah, right there, they were just shitting. And I'm like, man, these people must think I'm so fast. They must be tripping that an old man can run this fast. That's the story I was telling myself in my head. That's a nice game to play. Yeah.

That girl with the giant tits over there must be dying to get my number. Ha ha ha ha ha. I'm never that delusional. Seriously. No, no one quote me on that. That was a joke. I'm never delusional. Never. I did think fuck they must think this old man is fast. Yeah. What made you want to wash your hair? I just didn't I was just like I need a haircut and I had some goop in my hair? I just didn't, I was just like, I need a haircut. And I had some goop in my hair.

I'd put some goop in my hair. I'd been putting goop in my beard so it didn't look like pubes. So it stayed together more like a giant piece, you know? And then so then I would wipe the rest in my hands. And then I was like, I'm never going to get a haircut if I've gooped my hair. But now if I wash my hair, now if I walk by like super cuts or something or somewhere or my kids are like, hey, we'll shave it for you. I'll do it. Hmm.

So. That was that. As your Secret Service agent, I don't approve of you giving your exact location so yesterday I did a live stream from a park in Newport Beach and within 10 minutes there was someone there being like hey I saw your live stream. I came over to hang out with you And I hung out with the dude for an hour. Oh fuck Yeah

It was a little weird at first, but I ended up really liking the guy Yeah, that's the guy that told me he used to be a libtard until he listened to the podcast. Crossfitter? Yeah hardcore Crossfitter. Like crazy all sorts like 10 years all sorts of crazy CrossFit experience great stories. Wow. Yeah. All right I gotta pee. Oh thanks guys long show two and a half hours you guys are great. Oh, thanks guys. Long show. Two and a half hours. You guys are great. Tomorrow, Ty Jenkins.

Let's get let's look at Ty Jenkins. This dude's cool. Got to hang with this dude at the CrossFit Games last year in Madison. I really, really like them. That's Jessica, Jessica Griffiths. Athlete. Yeah. He was athlete. He was two years ago. I don't know if he still is, but

this kid is so freaking cool. It looks like he should be playing D1 baseball or something. Or like a quarterback. He was such a gentleman. He was so well spoken. He reminded me nothing of uh how I pictured his generation to be. His parents must be so proud proud proud proud my name is not Tyler Taylor or Trista just Ty or Trista the Thick man. He's huge. You should be a linebacker or a catcher Look he does the prayer thing too that makes sense. Yeah Oh look at Baseball swim crossfit it can be a lot at times but the crazy schedule doesn't outweigh the joy of competing

Love what I'm doing and blessed to do it Wonder if he's 18 do you have to be 18 to be on my show? It's probably a good idea yeah What if we kick Jake Chapman out of the chat then would you have to be 18 No, we could probably go 17 if he's gone 7 on Ty Ty goes on keeping it real show for his make-a-wish. Oh that he oh Nathan King he's a super solid kid. Yeah, dude. I'm telling you I seriously I'm not I'm not blown away by much

But when I interviewed him at the games I was like what the fuck how was this a kid you think that'll be in the behind the scenes to The off this from two years ago. He was in Take it back never mind. We'll shut up. No, I don't there were no kids this year at the games, right? They were they had their own thing. Yeah, you're right You had Olivia cursed at her on when she was 10, yeah, that's true year at the games right they were they had their own thing yeah you're right you had Olivia Kirstad around when she was 10 yeah that's true Jesus I think I had Emmett Carey when she went on when she was 10 too hmm this show seems tame compared to what a 10 year old girl has to go through in

the UK. Alright, anyway, so Ty will be on tomorrow, it's gonna be good. Alright guys, I'll see you tomorrow or I'll see you on TikTok. Oh shit. I have a lunch meeting at 10.30. Oh. Either. Alright guys, love you guys. What's today? Monday?

Sunday? Sunday. Oh, I haven't seen Julia in a long time. Julia. Alright, love you guys. Bye bye.