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Episode Date: November 6, 2024

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The entire world. Sevan's efforts to vote this election probably equates to his efforts towards the open. Did you hear Rogan slipped in there when he was talking to Elon about how, what did he say? He wants to get rid of ads. Basically the summation is he slipped in there really quick, how it's ridiculous that we allow ads for pharmaceutical companies on television and somehow he squeezed in there that we need socialized medicine. If I heard that right, it's just weird that someone as smart as Joe Rogan could also still be that stupid.

After all that we've been through, you want to give government control of all medicine. I guess that's why he voted for Bernie Sanders. When Rogan says stuff like that I start to think like he reminds me of like some 20 year old college student. It's bizarre to me. It's like what? Absolutely insane. Absolutely fucking insane. I need that shirt! That shirt's available at Vindicate, V-N-D-K-A, VNDK8.com, Vindicate.com. Go over there, get your CEO shirt. If you don't have a CEO shirt, you're crazy. If you don't have Matuthi and you're crazy,

just go get it. I'm just telling you, I'm not steering you wrong. At all. I don't even I don't to be honest with you I don't even know what happens to the money I don't even I don't even ask maybe my wife just gets it. Daniel Garrity a really good analist just predicted Harris by 0.5% in Nevada and based on early voting and the Dem and the Dem senator by 5%. Wait, sorry, no. How come I can't see what that says? Early voting and the dem senator by 5%.

I really hoped I heard it wrong when he said it. I was surprised Elon didn't be like, what the fuck did you just say? Socialized medicine? Endorsement for the powder by Justin. Toothpowder is fire. Yeah, it's crazy. Got a lot of shit to do today. Got to schedule all the guys to come on for the election watch party. I wanna upload the roadcast with a bunch of Trump soundbites. Gotta hang out with the kids. Yesterday a buddy of mine called and he was telling me a story about someone he knew who

was, uh, received the kind of like their death sentence. Like what they're gonna do. Uh, basically, I don't remember the details, I already forget, but it was something along the lines, the guy has six months to live, and so he's doing stuff he's always wanted to do. And then the conversation shifted with my buddy, like, hey, what would you do?

And I started thinking, he told me stuff that, he told me ideas that he heard other people said. He said, one of the things the guy, one person said that they would get all their money, they would get all their assets and Just you know rent a house somewhere on a fucking amazing island and fly all their friends there for free and just hang out for a couple months And

Someone else said they they'd skydive and or do a safari in Africa And then he's like, what would you do? And I mean, God forbid, I don't want I don't want to be faced with that choice, but I was I don't think I would change a thing. I wouldn't I wouldn't change a thing. Two chicks at once. I already did that. I wouldn't change a thing. Two chicks at once.

I already did that. Three chicks at once, four chicks at once, all that. I'd probably make a video. Yeah, exactly. Yep. Yep. Thank you, Andrew. I wouldn't fucking change a thing. I would still come in here and do my podcast. All I'd want to do is just hang out with my kids. I would not change a fucking thing. I don't think. Spoiled little fucker. Oh, the real Kev- Kevin, uh, Harris already won.

I saw the results like three days ago on the news. Does Hillary even make videos anymore? I'm gonna die in... Hiller would make a video that says I'm gonna die in six months with a picture of Spiegel as a thumbnail. That's good. That's really good. The last 48 hours with Andrew Hiller. Vindicate voted. Now he's got to pack some shirts up to sell to mail.

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American flag. White supremacy shirt, of course. Boy, today's gonna be wild. Oh, I haven't turned on any news today. I scrolled through Instagram a little bit. What's the latest? I came on here to get news from you guys. Anything cool happening? James O'Keefe, has James O'Keefe reported anything? I did see, I did see that there was a ballot machine. It was either a ballot machine, no, no, no, sorry. I did see a paper ballot that had a dot, a small black dot when the guy got it on Kamala Harris's name.

Meaning that if you voted for Trump, when they slid it through the counting machine, it would be void because two boxes would be marked. They said it was an isolated incident and only happened once. There's already shady stuff going on in Pennsylvania. Go to O'Keefe's IG. Was that the thing where they were letting people vote? It didn't matter if they were citizens or not as long as they had an ITN number. Whatever the fuck that means.

Pulling machines and scanners in Pennsylvania already not working properly. I did see that in the glitch on the electronic voting that automatically went to Harris. I saw that. I saw the video where the guys keep trying to vote for Trump and every time he votes for Trump it just picks Harris. I did see that video. You know what's crazy is I was showing that to a friend and the first thing they said is that real. That's how that that's right where people's brains are going now. Is thing they said is that real that's how uh that and that's right where people's brains are going now is that real is that real i guess that's a good thing

a clock it's not widespread i don't know if that's facetious or not We had a rogue rogue starting this weekend so regardless of what happens we have that to entertain us. JR and Taylor have been hammering me to watch this movie. It's called Thank You Dr. Fauci. And it is, it is, it's crazy how hard it is to find this website. It is so crazy to find, it is so hard. The website is tydfmovie. Thank You Dr. Fauci-D-F movie dot com. And they've never pushed me to watch a movie in the four or five years I've spoken to them every single day probably. Christmas my birthday. Like I talk to those guys all the time and when I say talk I mean some communication and they're like dude you gotta see this movie you gotta see this movie what I wanted to ask you guys is if you wanted to buy this movie where would you click

because they were ripping me last night because I was like hey I can't figure out how to find the movie where where where would you click if you wanted to buy this movie? Would you, this hamburger up here, you click the hamburger and then it says there's just an about. And then already purchased, click here. Where would you click if you wanted to see this fucking movie? The red up here, download our flyer, that. Where would you click?

The red, what do you mean the red oh? Andrew Hiller couldn't figure it out either awesome. Oh shit Philip Kelly knew right away the red play button Yeah, nothing on here tells me to click, but Philip knew yeah, that's it. That's what you have to click No shit the the mask, no shit. Oh, that makes me feel, at least I got Hiller. Maybe where it says click here. No, click here takes you to a place where there's nowhere to buy it. You go here, click here, and it's for people who've already purchased it who want to watch it again. If you want to fucking watch this movie, you have to click on the fucking picture. Right on the play button

It's a I think it's a horrible design you think it's cuz I'm old oh the mouth Kevin Smith says the mouth really It literally says watch now oh It says click here to watch now wow it even says it you're right Yeah, I wouldn't have even read that I Was was like, fuck, I can't, I can't figure it out. And then someone said, and then I just got tore up after that. Old dudes. For fuck's sake. I don't know. I appreciate it. I think at least, Hiller's not old. I don't know. I appreciate it. I think at least... Hiller's not old. Anyway, you click watch now and then it says buy the movie.

And then for some reason my shit won't auto-populate. I don't know on this computer my credit card doesn't auto-populate. But how do I get out of that page? Anyway, thank you,ci tydf movie comm so I need to watch that pretty excited to watch it oh stop it's not even it's not even that bad it's not it's I don't even think it's that bad. Yet someone buy it and send it to me. Taylor said I could use his email and password but I was like no I want to support the movie. I want to I want to give money to it. Damn my paper street coffee tastes extra extra extra good this morning.

capeptides.com, keep it legal, vote Republican. We're going to have, I think the founder of BirthFit on here in a couple of days, they got a new program starting up and they have a summer program. I think it starts in July, July for women who are pregnant in this cycle. So basically if you're planning on getting pregnant or you're gonna get pregnant in the next few months, hit Lindsay Cantu up over at BirthFit. She's gonna start a class.

And I think the class is like, God, I don't wanna misrepresent it. She'll be on to talk about it specifically, but it's basically, you know how they'll like, there'll be a freshman class or those of you who've gone to birthing classes, that becomes kind of like your birthing class. So like I took birthing classes with my wife and you go every Sunday for three hours and sit in a dark room on a little couch next to your wife and there's 10 other couples in there.

And it's really cool and your wife will stay in contact with the other ladies and then be like and they exchange shit like I went to the doctor and he said this or my midwife said this or you know and so you get to you get to and then you know the wife stays in contact with the other wives. I mean, I guess the dads could too. I definitely didn't do that. If I did that, that would mean I was gay. Thank you, David. Hey, I'm going to tell you, the birthing class is crazy, crazy lame and the best thing I ever did.

It was absolutely wonderful. I couldn't believe how... I just enjoyed being there with my wife, just sitting there for three hours every Sunday in this dark room It was cool, and I learned a lot of shit And the midwife will tell you some shit that will blow your mind That will change your whole perspective on birthing There was one of the three hour classes is Telling you how a woman had the all the all the physiological and I don't

know if that includes chemical but chemical things that change in a woman during the birthing process and they basically in my class they told you a story of a woman who was unconscious who had a baby vaginally because the body will just do it it will just push the baby out. It was awesome So I still have nightmares about the mucus plug from our our class. I Don't even remember what the mucus plug was is that the thing where they put their with the finger in your wife's vagina and they do a sweep to like detach where the placenta is attached to the to the

pussy I don't know I don't even remember what that is but man that was a great class I'm scared Instagram algorithm is nothing but birthing videos oh that means you're due So. No, think Bambi the deer. Bambi was, the mom was dead when Bambi came out? Yeah, I think my wife pushed too. They still, I think my wife still pushed. I don't, I don't remember,

the birthing plug is what holds in all the fluid in the baby. I don't remember the birthing plug. Oh, that's my wife about it. God, I have so many tabs open. What is this? Let me pull this up Standby Dr. Tim dr. Tim speak to me dr. Tim. What is the birthing plug? Hello Dr. Tim seven. What's up, man? Hey. You don't sound like a doctor. I'm not a doctor.

I'm sorry about that. Oh. You sound familiar. Do I know you? No, I don't think we've ever met. Oh, you kind of sound like Colton, but not from the South. I guess Colton's not from the South either.

Yeah, you sound kind of a little bit like Colton Mertens a little bit. I'll take that. I appreciate that. Yeah, you sound kind of a little bit like Colton Merton's a little bit. I'll take that. I appreciate that. Hey, I've got two girls. I got a eight-year-old and a five-year-old and we just learned we've got a boy on the way next year too. Congratulations. And I know you've got, we're pumped.

I mean, I finally did it. But I'm trying to figure out from you, man, what's the most impactful thing that you did with your three boys to really set them up for success? I know you talk them up quite a bit, talk yourself up quite a bit, and I know other people look at you and see the boys succeed. And so what would you recommend for a boy to really get to where your boys are now? You want to know what it is in the very beginning? I played little games with myself so that I would never take for granted picking my

kid up as a baby. So I would do like, I would set like, I don't remember, honestly, I don't remember what I did in the first few months, but I'll just give you, I'll just make some shit up. So like every time, let's say I was going my son up off the off the ground or out of the crib or take him From his mom I would first like maybe put my hands on the back of his neck and kiss him on the forehead and be like Avi I love you and then I would take him I would always have some sort of ritual before I took him But eventually what that ritual turned into was I would all no matter what,

even if I was in a fucking hurry, I would like, and I had to be somewhere I was running late, I would just stop everything and I would put my fingers into his hands, my pointer fingers. I don't know if you can see the screen. And I would let him hold my hands and I would drag him a little bit. And then eventually I could sit him up and then eventually I could pick him up a little bit off the ground and then eventually I would never ever pick him up. I would always make him grab my fingers, pick him up, slip my knee under his butt and then grab his body and I did that fucking like, you know, I picked

him up, you know, 50 times a day, right? And I would always do that. Always, always do that. And that, and for me, that was like just strength training for him. Right. And for me, and it was also to slow everything down and always be present for him. And every time I fucking changed his diaper, I never took it for granted. And I always put my hands like all over his body, rubbed his back, rubbed my fingers down the sides of his spine. for granted and I always put my hands like all over his body rubbed his back rub my fingers down the sides of his spine I just squeezed his legs put my fingers between his toes like

I examined him I just examined him thoroughly I let him play with stuff I would give him just peel avocados and let him hold them and just crush them that I mean I was always just trying to physically stimulate him and interact with him. I hung rings in the house, always above head level. You never want him to stick his head in there. So he was always grabbing for rings. I hung rings in the living room. I just made it, and anytime he cried,

I would, not anytime, but a lot of times he would cry. I would set a timer for 30 seconds and then I would go sit next because you automatically wanna run over and go pick him up, right? So he would start crying, he'd be on the floor. And whenever I set the kid on the floor, me and my wife would have,

you would just yell on the house, baby on the floor, right? So that everyone knew that there was a baby on the floor, somewhere in the house, right? So you lay down, because they're gonna be fighting gravity there and on the floor somewhere in the house, right? so you lay down a because because That they're gonna be fighting gravity there and that's where they're getting strong, right? That's where they're first getting their stimulus So I'd always lay it out if I was putting the baby down I was whatever I was doing I would lay a towel on the floor and I'd say or a blanket

I'd say baby on the floor. My wife would yell that then so you knew hey be careful walking around the house But if he started crying I would always like set a timer, and then for 30 seconds or a minute or even three minutes, and then I would go over and sit next to him and talk to him and tell him how much I loved him and just, you know, whatever, to give him the opportunity to self soothe, right, so that I wasn't always rescuing him. So that was something I always did. I just tried to always be conscious about my interactions with them. And I think that's like the best way you can set your kid up. Just always have things set up to be conscious around him as

much as you can. Enjoy every second. You know, I mean, you've already had two girls, you know, and it's going to be hard with the third one. Because to tell you the truth, I don't even, I remember him, his birth and his upbringing more than I do the twins I have more vivid memories of it So with your third one It's gonna be You know, it's gonna be something and then no matter what no matter fucking what do do not set the two year limit with nothing processed or no sugar. Just set that fucking boundary.

Like, sorry, on your birthday, one, there's no cake at your birthday. At two years old, there's no cake at your birthday. Like, that's just for the parents. No ice cream, just nothing. Not like, oh, I'm just gonna break off a little piece of Jolly Rancher and let him suck on it. Just fucking nothing.

No fucking sugar processed foods. Yeah, my wife and I just had that conversation this morning actually just talking about, I feel like it's my chance for redemption too in some aspects where you're on a mission to almost create an ultimate human. I'm like, what, can we do an experiment here and just not give him any sugar for, I don't know, a couple of years and just not give him any any sugar for a couple years and just see see how he how he reacts and See how it's different between him and his sisters But anything you changed between Avi and the twins as far as interacting with them or same?

Yeah, the same You know the first Avi got like, you know the wipe warmers we didn't do that with the twins right that was ridiculous None of my kids ever use pacifiers ever ever ever I think that those are completely fucking ridiculous You know obviously breastfeed as long as you can if you if your wife can go two years breastfeed for two years You know the thing is is too is for you, use those first three months just to bond like crazy with your daughters, right? Because your wife's going to be busy. And

so that was the other great thing. When my wife had the twins, I just got Avi all to myself for three months. It was insane. It was crazy. That actually was probably... I mean, I spent every second with him. I don't know how you do sleeping, but use all those years. Some people don't think you should sleep with the family. I think you should use all those years to sleep with the whole family. Get your kids, your wife, and the baby in all Bed together and I know it's crowded and shit

But you know at least fall asleep with them all together and then move your daughters. I would just keep the family so tight Let let the kids just really bond with the baby I mean, I'm sure your daughters are gonna be so excited and so wonderful with the baby What a great opportunity for them to just start seeing right already practicing their mothering skills. I Know we're already gonna have three three moms in the house It's gonna be a little weird but it'll be helpful for sure give them a chance to serve the family, too Yeah, you're stoked and then and then you know that you know the routine Every time he takes a shit clean his cock and balls in his ass like they were your own you know what I mean

I don't I don't know that routine. Oh, yeah, okay. know what I mean? Just like hey would you after you took a clean him like you clean yourself if you shit your pants Just fucking respect them at that just the crazy highest level You know the thing with me where I I don't know if this was a fuck-up But I changed my kids diaper like eight times a day and people told me that's why it took him so long to get potty Trained because he never had to deal with the discomfort That was obvi and the twins we didn't even have to potty train at all because they just wanted to be like their brother Right so soon as they could yeah Yeah, they were all of a sudden like before if they could talk they were like, I don't wear diapers

You know what? I mean, they're like pushing him away and shit. They want to be like obvi Stay away from fucking doctors who want to put needles in your kid, like at all, at all costs. Uh, just make sure your wife is healthy and she, I'm sure she knows the routine, any cuts, wounds, anything, just spray breast milk on it. And make sure you enjoy it. Yeah. And make sure you enjoy your wife's titties.

This might be your last one. I am, uh, well, I'm kind of calling for like a warning for you too. I mean, we weren't planning this one at all. I think we're pretty similar to you guys where it's like, I'm hesitant to do anything with with my body that to change anything. And we were pretty, pretty safe and careful with timing and all that. And got surprised on our anniversary weekend with, with the great news. So, Hey, how did you take it? Confident, confident in your ability. Oh man.

She was, I heard her, we had the girls were away at the in-laws for the weekend for our anniversary and I hear her like stomping around upstairs. And I'm like, what is going on with her? So she comes down and I'm like, what's, what's going on with you? And she just looks at me and says, I'm freaking pregnant and starts start shaking. I'm pumped. I can't. That's the way it was for me and my wife. She was freaking out and I was like fucking lose.

I was so excited. But it's almost like a switch was just flipped where like you have a little moment of freak out, but then that motherly instinct just all of a sudden turns on Yes, automatically where she immediately turns into like a man and the nurturing mother You know nine months out. So it was really cool to see. Yeah. My wife is like basically like in the first 24 hours She's like fuck. We don't even know what we're doing with one. How the fuck are we gonna do three and I was just like we got Will figure it out. Don't worry where it's cool. It's fine

And then and then they told her she had twins and she lost it again It was great. Yeah, we had our 20-week ultrasound last week and confirmed everything so that's cool. Cool to see. Yeah. Yeah. Congratulations. I'm stoked for you Thanks. What time you going live tonight? Uh, I you know Susie keeps asking me that I told susa three then I told him six and then last night. I told him four um I'm so far behind the curve I haven't I haven't uh, you know

I want to have all these different people on and I haven't made a schedule and I haven't sent out links yet But i'm but i'm guessing four I can only assume it's maybe not a family-friendly show I'm guessing not I'm all right yeah I'm guessing there'll be some vulgarity now we'll watch CNN then for the family-friendly show all right good idea hey who do you think is going to win? You know, I'm in North Carolina. I'm in one of those little swing states and hear a bunch of stuff from each side. I think my gut and I've got nothing to base this on is going with Trump.

My official way of determining that was walking around my neighborhood and counting all the signs up. There were 16 total signs. 10 of them were for Trump and six were for Harris. So that's the, uh, the official and most accurate way to do it. Obviously. Hey, are any of your relatives voting for Kamala? Like the grant, the in-laws are your parents?

Uh, parents know in-laws know my sister in-, May, I was trying to get the dirt from my niece last night, uh, cause she went in to vote, went in to vote with her, but it's, it's all fun. I mean, they, uh, we have fun with it, but now for the most part, it's, it's pretty, uh, grand old party down the line. Yeah. It's a, it's a trip because I have family members who, uh, will vote for Kamala and I just, I just don't know.

I was just wondering what it was like. Like for me, it's like, wow, why would you do that to my boys? Like my sister has three boys and I have three boys. It just, when I think of the in-laws voting or my own parents voting for Kamala, I'm like, man, like, don't you see how bad that's gonna be for our kids?

And, but especially if you had daughters, I just, I just, holy shit. Yeah. Yeah. It's definitely when you have younger kids like that, that's one of the most important things that you're, you're thinking about. I don't know if your parents and my parents are so disconnected from those days that it doesn't really impact them anymore, but yeah, my mom said, Hey, you sound like a single issue guy. And I'm like, I am a single issue guy.

Keep predators away from my kids. Yeah. That distracts with how you live your life though. I mean, not even just voting, but how you make decisions on a daily basis is your, your first thought is how's this going to impact my family? So it shouldn't be any other way with, with how you're voting too. It should make sense to your family, but, uh, you know, different people have different interpretations of what's best, but I think just, just asking some

thought provoking questions is probably more helpful in cases like that. And just being, being curious with your questions and letting them, I mean, you've, you've seen it a lot of. Left-wing voters have a hard time articulating the why behind why they're voting, especially without saying the words Donald Trump or the Republican party. So just being able to articulate their reasons, like if they got reasons for it, then that's fine. But as long as you're able to articulate that, that's fine.

Yeah. I spoke to a friend this morning. I said, what are you voting? And he goes, I said, are you going to vote Republican? He goes, I don't know man my family gets a lot of money from the democrats and If they don't keep getting that money from the democrats and i'm gonna have to start paying for them. I was like, all right All right. Well, the weird thing for me is like you'll probably hate me. I'm a I work for the federal government, too So i'm like listening to this elon musk interview with Rogan this morning and hearing about the government efficiency Agency and all that and I'm like, man, I'm voting for potentially

somebody that will Make me lose my job to write. So like right it's it's a weird weird thing But when I hear about all the bureaucratic issues in the government, I mean I I live through them every day just with my job. So, I encourage to hear people teaming up to really tackle those issues no matter how long they take. But we'll see if anything good comes from it. All right. Hey, and remember this, I got to say this about the kid too. When you have the baby, I'm assuming you're having it in the hospital, just remember any services they provide, you can come back and get them later. So if they want to give your kid any drugs or tests or anything, you can always do it later.

Like it's a brand new baby. There's no, it's like, don't be that guy who goes and gets a brand new car and then immediately fucking has the engine modified. And then like for the next three years, you're dealing with the fucking engine modification that fucked up your car. You know what I mean?

Like you can always do it later. Just remember that you can't go back though Yeah, once they put that in and they alter the kids immune system forever. You can't go back, but you can always do it later Yeah, we're doing a birthing center. So it's kind of oh, okay It'll be good. They're gonna kick us out within a day anyway, so won't have a chance to do any Any of that stuff awesome? All right, dude. Thank you. Hey, thanks. Hey, and feel free to call back any time and pretend like you're colt murton's Oh, I can do that. Maybe i'll uh, just call in some kill taylor I might just i'm in north carolina. I'll just i'll just show up in charlotte next time and see what I can do

Awesome. All right, dude. Thank you See you. Bye. Another baby. Another baby being born onto the planet. My dear friend Eckhart Tolle. Want to, if you're being tortured by your thoughts, as many people are, many people don't even know that they're tortured by your thoughts. They think they're being tortured by life, whatever their lives are.

They say, so dreadful, my life is so difficult and complicated, I can't just stand it anymore. This is, and then the narrative continues and continues, continues. And you think that's your life, not knowing that it's a narrative in your mind. It's not your life. To confuse a narrative in your mind with your life

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I haven't got a good night's sleep in two days. Is it the story that I'm letting grow and grow? I have work early tomorrow morning. I haven't got a good night's sleep in two days. Is it the story that's bothering you? Because tomorrow morning, when Kamala is the president, you're going to, you might have a story. But remember, it's just a story. It's just a story. Back in the day when the internet was fucking kicking off, there was a company called GoDaddy. And it's still around but they were when they first kicked off man, they were everywhere

Super Bowl ads the TV was filled with go daddy shit. It's where you go buy domain names go daddy comm I don't even know how it works. What a What a crazy market that guy cornered, but he basically sells domain names I don't know how the interaction works with the US government or the internet or the world organization that runs the internet. I don't know how any of that shit works, but they had a, uh, uh, the face of go daddy was the owner and Danica Patrick. I don't know how much fucking money she made from them. And from those of you who don't remember who Danica Patrick is, uh, she was, I

don't know if she was the first or what, but she was a race car driver. When she became a race car driver, she was everywhere, man. This is, I want to say this is like 10 years ago. And Danica was just, man, she was everywhere. Here she is at a Trump rally. Now I'm speaking and I'm not paid to be here. Man, she was everywhere. Here don't have a teleprompter. I'm winging this right now everybody I don't need a telephone. I Never went to a ditty party

Doesn't need a teleprompter isn't paid to be there isn't reading from a script and didn't go to a ditty party by the way She's friends with Dave. She was at I Want to say I saw her at least at two CrossFit games. The most shocking thing about her. She's tiny. She's tiny. Tiny, tiny, tiny. I think, I think she got into the, um, fitness space for awhile.

I want to say she had like a fitness channel or a fitness program or something. to say she had like a fitness channel or a fitness program or something and then and then and now I think she has a podcast I don't know if she still does it but I see it pop up every once in a while clips of it pop up Jeffrey Birchfield Sevon have you done your rogue invitational on the Heat 1 app? No I haven't I have not done that well I'm gonna do a whole show I'll do a on the heat one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one When do we do a Heat 1 app show? It's a good question. I got a text from Josh Seder this morning. I guess he was on The Bachelor.

I hit him up on Instagram to ask if he wants to come on the show. I guess for a whole year he pretended to be a tranny to make a political statement. And he didn't tell anyone he was joking. Oh Tyler says I said when are we gonna do the heat one app? He said after Trump is elected god that might not be till March Barry Danica she commentates for Formula One Sky Sports. All right. If you want some stuff that'll give you peace of mind, by the way, go check out Eckhart Tolle's YouTube station.

It's fantastic. He's a YouTube station. It's it's fantastic. He's wonderful. I remember when he used to refer while all the other gurus out there were talking about the pandemic. Like Maryann Williamson's hidden an apartment for two months in New York City. Deepak Chopra was freaking out telling people to take the vaccine. Sam Harris, god, what a fucking full blown cuck. What a poor shitty thinker he is. I don't know his stuff, but I know a lot of people admired him.

He went off the fucking deep end. I don't know if you guys remember, he was criticizing Joe Rogan because Joe was telling people that, hey, they should think for themselves. God, there were a lot of fucking cucks out there. You guys know, uh, the, the stoic guy, Ryan Hall, um, Ryan Hall, Ryan holiday. God, these people, their practice, their practice with stillness and stories in their head just

went straight out the door. They went straight into fucking lala land. But anyway, Eckhart, he was really funny. He would always call it the so-called pandemic. He would always call it the so-called pandemic. These guys were enforcing the story. What is that? That's like a mass... It's almost like there was a blanket is thrown over society and it's like just a mass snuffing of the light of consciousness. The Trade Center bombing did that. I remember just watching everyone around me just fall asleep and just buy the narrative.

No matter what it was, everyone starts searching for an explanation and buys it and starts repeating it. The so-called plan them pandemic. Tyler, got to vote this afternoon. Got to turn the tide with South Dakota's one electoral college vote. Say it and I'll say it again. Only the black man can save this country. So I'm gonna respond to this because I came from a very poor country, a third world country, and I speak four languages. And you guys can still hear my accent.

When I first moved here from Haiti to college, I had to take a TOEFL test to be able to get into college. And I did it. Every single exam in my first year of college I had to translate everything into French in my head first to understand what the question is asking and it's answer the question. Guess what? Everybody had one hour whatever the time is to do a test it took me also an hour to do all that. I never won. Look at those hammers in the front row. Jesus. You think they put her in the front row on purpose?

Look at the shadow under her jugs. It's crazy. Her jugs have their own ecosystem. Thought that I was a victim. But let me tell you something though. This country is built on immigrants. I like that. But at the same time, Democrats is at a point right now where they are shipping a bunch of illegal immigrants.

They don't even know who they are. Even people from my own country. We have actual criminals. Don't shake your heads because I'm Haitian. I speak very clearly and I still have families in Haiti. We have criminals from my own country traveling here to the border. And where they are placing them, they are placing them in the black communities, like for example in Chicago, they are closing indoor playgrounds where black kids and

hispanic kids are using during the winter time to you know not not just that but also to keep them off the street what they are doing they are putting these these people inside of those places and they are taking funds away from from the people who are there so as an immigrant i think is the worst thing for this country, for black people, Hispanic people to vote Democrats because you guys have been leading this country for 16 years. Even when Obama was president, black America was the worst it's ever been. Trump has done the most he's ever done in just four years. So cut the bull crap.

This whole thing that the country was built on immigrants or built on slaves or built it's just nonsense talk. It's it's fucking it's it's just like and by nonsense talk it's like no the entire country was built by without boat builders in the 13th century there would be no America the whole country was built on boat builders. No it was built on astronomers figuring out the tide so the boats could come here. Like who do you like the the 10 billion pieces that put this thing fucking together and then you just want to fucking land on one? I don't know. And then you just want to fucking land on one? I don't know.

It seems like it seems like it's just fucking highly manipulative and always used to just argue someone's point. You can it's a it's a it's a vapid statement. It just seems like propaganda manipulation to me. Sure. Yes. You could just say yes to all of them. Yes. Yes. This country was built on the back of farmers. Yes

Justin V became a YouTube member. Thank you, Justin man Congrats on the hot chick Can you zoom in I'm not a pervert dude I'm not a fucking pervert. I'm an admirer of jugs. I'm not a pervert. Zoom in. It's disgusting. Even I have boundaries. Even I have boundaries. This is a micro penis. You ever heard the term micro penis? This is a micro penis. You ever heard the term micro penis? I'm gonna have to Google that micro penis.

Algerian boxer Emine Khalif has XY chromosomes and testicles, French Algerian Medical Report admits. Here's the summary. June, 2023, Algerian doctor examined Iman Khalif, the boxer who won the gold in Paris, admits much controversy over his sex. Wow, she used the word right. Over his sex. Wow, she used the word right. Over his sex. As it turns out, the doctor found that Caliph is indeed male. Caliph has testicles, a micro penis. No ovaries, uterus, xy chromosomes, and levels of testosterone only found in males. What the fuck is a micro penis? Standby, Googling now.

Micro penis. Micro penis is a medical condition where a penis is smaller than average for a person's age. Penis is considered micro penis if it is less than 2.5 standard deviation shorter than the average stretch penis length for a person's age. To measure a penis, gently stretch it, gently stretch it, and measure it from the tip to the base while holding it close to the body. Micropenises can be

caused by hormonal deficiencies, genetic abnormalities, or environmental conditions. Micropenis usually doesn't cause any symptoms in a baby or child treatment, hormone therapy, great. Micropenis usually doesn't affect sexual function or identity. I think I've seen a micropenis. A micropenis is rare, affecting about 0.6% of the people worldwide in the United States, 1.5 in 10,000.

I'm gonna go to images, fuck it, images. Oh shit, they're all blocked out. Turn off safe search. Oh wow. Wow. Wow, I have seen micro penises. That's crazy. That is not what I thought.

The one that I thought was a micro penis was not a micro penis. Wow, they still have the same girth as a regular penis. Oh yeah, did you ever... that statue of David or whatever has a micro penis. Wow, it's just a helmet coming out of the ball sack. I used to shower every day in a public shower at UC Santa Barbara at the gym there, at the university center at the gym. And it was not something that I was comfortable with. Hold on, I'll tell you my shower experience in a second. Which doesn't make him any less male.

This disorder is a genetic abnormality that impacts development of sex organs and these children are often mistaken as female. They have the same muscle development as other males, there's no breast development or menstruation. A French journalists obtained a copy of the report from the doctor in October Gender ideology folks won't care their view is that if you say you're a woman you're a woman Hmm the truth is is that no women have testicles The IOC used male violence against women as entertainment. I know that's the part I keep thinking, like that is some really bad shit we just did. That is some really, really bad shit we just did. You can would go in this, I have so many shower stories.

So many shower stories. There was a sign in the bathroom, it was so weird. There was a sign in the bathroom that said, please don't stand on the toilet seats. I remember that when you take a drop of deuce, they didn't want you standing on the toilet seats. But I went through a phase where I did that, like squatty potty style. It's actually a great way to shit. But I remember there was a sign, please don't stand on the toilet seats.

It's like, really? How about a, please don't stand on the toilet seats. It's like, really? How about a sign? Don't piss on the toilet seats. It gives a fuck if you stand on the toilet seat. But so so I would shower in there and they were they were those tree type showers. There's like it's a big room. I don't know, making this up. 20 by 20, 30 by 20 20 30 by 20 probably and there were these

Poles there was like six poles that came down from the there were showers all along the perimeter And then there were like these six poles that came down spaced out spaced out evenly Within this room and they were caught I think they're called shower trees I'm sure you guys have all seen them have been in locker rooms and then each of those shower trees had like five showers on them so a shitload of people could shower in there I never showered in there with more than like I don't know I don't ever remember more than ten people eight people was usually pretty empty and then

and then you know there's rules unspoken rules but like if there's a shower tree open you don't share a shower tree with someone else You know what? I mean, you don't um It's like boys have that rule at urinals Like if there's a urinal if there's 20 urinals and there's a guy peeing at one you don't peeing the one next to him You know you space you space that shit out you go to the opposite you keep true You keep going as far away as you can from people until you just don't have a choice and you're peeing in between two dudes So far away as you can from people until you just don't have a choice in your peeing in between two dudes. So I remember one time a dude came in there and he,

and he came in there with his two kids and I remember glancing over at him and he, his Dick was like, it was so crazy how small his Dick was. I'm trying to think if there's something at the table I can show you. It was like a pen cap. His penis was like this. Literally that was his penis and his son's penises were half that size. I couldn't even fucking believe it.

I saw some giant hogs in there too. Some crazy hogs. One time I was in there showering by myself and there was a guy in there who I'd seen in the gym, you know, I saw him in the gym all the time and he was a foreigner. He looked like, I think he was like Italian or something. He had an accent. I'd heard him talk and he was on fucking one side and I was on the complete other side We were using two different shower trees

And I was soaping myself and I looked up and he's sitting there with his arms crossed Looking at me with the shower on him and soap dripping down his body And I couldn't help it and I glanced down and I made eye contact with him and then glanced at his penis and he had Like a fucking like a foot long penis. That was probably my most uh... Let's see that was my most uncomfortable moment. So... Why Sevon checking out junk? Listen buddy. I'm never mind I'm not not even gonna talk to you.

Fuck you. I close my eyes and face the wall during basic training group showers. It's difficult to work with someone when you've seen their goods. Is it dudes or girls? You showered with basic training, you showered with dudes. There's dudes in there

Vittorio that was me. Yeah. Hey that guy's name could have been Vittorio. He looked like a fucking Vittorio. It was crazy It was almost like he was leaning back a little bit too. He was standing but leaning. It was crazy. I was like, Holy shit. Holy shit. Alright, where was I? Micro penises showering with men. Standy Randy, I often think about how awkward it must have been going through selection and having to roll in a pit naked while people stare at you. Why do you have to roll in a pit? You know what's crazy though? Eventually I got used to it.

I didn't play any sports so I was never around any naked dude. The only naked dude I ever saw was my... Hello? I think something's wrong with the phone already. Hello? Hey. Hey. Is it working or no? It's broken. I guess

it's working. The only naked guy I ever saw was my dad. So at first it like it took me like a couple months to get like before I like I didn't care. I was kind of proud of myself though. I eventually didn't give a shit. I would just take off my clothes and shower. I mean, I took fucking. Did you have like a hairy ass bush? Who me? Your dad. Oh. I don't remember. I don't remember. I just remember being I just remember being terrified

not terrified of his cock but I just remember just tripping on how big his cock was. And my kids trip on me too. Like it's the same cycle. You know what I mean? They're like what the fuck Like they can't even fuck. Yeah, they're like am I gonna have that one day? I'm like, uh-huh They're like what then they all make eye contact with each other like fuck getting old sucks. You're gonna have a giant dong

I can already tell hey I already can tell which one has my exact penis. Is that crazy? Like I can, like I have three boys and one of them has like my exact penis. It's crazy. I'm like, motherfucker, you got mine. Hey, I remember the first time I found out I had a big penis. I remember my uncle said, Hey, you got my dad's brother goes, Hey, you got a

big, thick penis, like your dad. I was like, Oh, yeah, actually that's big thick penis like your dad. I was like, oh Yeah, actually that's funny you say that funny you mentioned that Yeah, to me it just me out how much pubes my dad how much pubes yeah I don't yeah my kids my I have one of those Phillips all-in-one and Maybe like once every six months. They'll be like, hey, can we shave your chest? Can we shave your back and then they though I'll lay on the bed and I'll lay down a towel and they fucking think it's the funniest thing ever and Then they don't want to hug me for the next fucking month because they say I'm all fucking spiky

Motherfuckers tried to shave my arms the other day. I'm like, don't ever shave my arms. They're like, why? I'm like, cause it's embarrassing that I'm shaved. I don't want anyone to know I'm shaved. Oh, wait, on another note, uh, let me tell you one more shave. Let me tell you one more shaving. Let me tell you one more shaving story. So when I worked at this home for disabled adults for five years, there was

this one guy who, who lived there and his name was Scott and he was crazy fucking hairy, crazy hairy. And one day I shaved with a shaver, I shaved a fucking happy face in his chest hair, like a huge one, like two, you know what I mean? Like I shaved it. He thought it was great. Like I shaved it. He thought it was great. The other staff are like, is that legit? I'm like, yeah, what do you mean? Like, should you be doing that to the clients? I'm like, yeah, what a happy face in this fucking chest hair. Why not? No, I never shaved my ass. Never shaved my ass.

I've never I've never my when I've never my my my balls and in in pubes around there once or twice, like when I would be at hotels traveling for crossfit. But man, it smells like a fuck. It just smells crazy, man. It smells like there's a chemical meltdown on my body. So now whenever there's too many pubes, I literally just take a handful and I have these scissors in the garage that I can cut through nails and shit and I go over and I just pull down my pants in the garage and grab a handful of pubes and just snip them off and then just Throw them like in the trash outside. I

Used to think you know it here. I'll tell you something crazy. I've never sat on the air before I Think when I would go on these trips and I would nare my shit the two times I did it I think both times I need to ask my wife. She thought I was cheating on her my shit the two times I did it. I think both times I need to ask my wife. She thought I was cheating on her. Like she just got weird about it. And so I was like, fuck it. I'm like, I'm not dealing with like, she never said it. But I but I suspected she thought that she just acted weird. I'm like, Okay, I'm never doing that. I'm not doing that anymore. I don't want to think that. Like, Jesus Christ. That's cool, okay, what were you gonna say? Now I wanted to figure out uh, what's that be for is there beef or what's like the tech between uh, laura and gabby?

Like i'll be trying to figure out as I go. I don't fucking I haven't I don't know where to start Okay, let me you'd be the right source to find that out. Okay. Let me reboot the phone. Hold on um to start. Okay, let me be the right source to find that out. Okay, let me reboot the phone. Hold on. So there's, I don't know, can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Okay, so there's this thing there. Every year, there's a contest and it's to crown the fittest person on the planet. And Laura was always good at it. And then this girl, Gabby showed up on the scene and she was young and sweet and innocent and she was pretty good at it. And Gabby was dating this other chick, Laura, who was like really dominant in space.

Gabby started dating her brother, Christoph. And Christoph, so Christoph was kind of, it was always weird like as a viewer from the outside to see that they're kind of like, oh, I wonder if Christoph's caught in the middle because he loves his sister obviously, but he also is banging this chick Gabby, right? So it's kind of weird. And then so it always seemed like for a year or two that they weren't necessarily friends, but slowly over time over a two year period, you saw them in more and more videos training together, you saw them interacting more, until all of a sudden, one day, it just looked like, wow, they've crossed that threshold to now they're actually training partners. And Laurie gives off this total fucking vibe that none of the other athletes give off that she's she's got some pathology that she just exudes.

It's kind of like, fuck you. I don't care. I'm just doing this for myself. I don't care what anyone else thinks. And she doesn't want to play any of the games in like court, the crowd or the audience or the fans. She's just doing her own thing. And Gabby kind of fell into her shadow. Gabby was this sweet, playful, like talkative young lady, open young lady. But when she got into Laura's aura, she kind of fell under that too, right? So now there were the kind of these two unique

foreign Eastern block, you know, characters who were like training together. And, and, and, and Laura hit her glass ceiling and wasn't getting any better, but she was still dominant. But Gabby was still getting better and better and better. And I'm assuming fucking her brother more and more and more. And they were getting closer and closer and closer. And these girls were kind of like lone wolves. You didn't really know who their coaches were or anything. They trained on some island out in the middle of off the coast of Spain or something. And then all of a sudden something trippy happened. They ended up showing up at Ben Smith's house on a regular basis. Kind of like where all the misfits show up. Like Danny Spiegel would be there and Alex Smith and Gabby and Laura. And you're just like,

huh, what the fuck's going on over there? You know it's like this is this where all the fucking weirdos go so then so they're training together, so then they show up at the games this year and Another Eastern block dude who is there who you have to presume at least they were close with or had some sort of emotional Bond with Lazar Jukic he drowned in one of the events so it wreaked fucking havoc on that event right and everyone's like losing their shit and struggling to process it. And like Eckhart Tolle said, at the beginning of the show, they started telling themselves in a traumatic experience where there's a lot of fear and unknown, people start telling themselves narratives that they really start to believe, right? The mind like some sort of story took hold. And this is my now this

is my this is all speculation, of course. Some story took hold in Laura's brain that was in Kristoff's brain that was different than the story that took hold in Gabby's brain. And so they started telling, in this intense situation, they started having these different stories, right. And whatever story Laura heard in her brain that she believed made it so she pulled out of the competition, and she took her brother with her. But her brother was banging Gabby. And they're not banging anymore. I don't know. Rumor has it that they're not. But then so then so so so Christoph, you would think if you're banging some chick, no matter what, you don't leave her right? Like no matter what. Like she gets in a car accident, you run over there.

You know what I mean? Like no matter what, you don't ever leave the chick you're banging. And, but he did. And so that was a huge sign, right? That got everyone's antlers up like, no dude, you never. Fucking beta. Yeah, or he's over, right?

Beta or he's over, but yeah. But like, but even if you were banging a chick and she got in a car accident two years later and she called you you'd run to a rescue like if you bang a chick like you like you gotta like You you bang like you gotta like you know what I mean? You gotta do you gotta you You gotta stay loyal to the pussy. They like let you get in it. I think no matter what. Yeah, so um So then but but he splits for some reason

But then what's even more awkward is this fucking also this elusive unique character Ben Smith happened to be both their coaches No one can get a read on what the fuck Ben's like either, right? So Ben stays and ends up coaching her but you always thought that yeah Gabby was just tagging along and getting like, you know, you know, like one of your friends seconds. Yeah seconds Yeah second coaching. Yeah, like the, the workouts that don't work. You know what I mean? Like your buddy's fucking a chick and you go over to her house and fuck her ugly sister. You know what I mean? And you thought that like Gabby was just getting the ugly workouts, but instead Ben stays.

So now you have this weird breakup thing. And then, um, uh, and then the only data points we have after that are just this kind of cryptic back and forth that they appear to be having on Instagram, where they're, you know, peacocking each other. But then also when Gabby won Kil Taylor, I asked her if she's single, and there was that moment, right? But I have received texts, I have received DMs saying that they are officially broken up that Gabby is single but Who knows so that that's the story that's that's like all I know That's the entire is way more than I asked for that was the entire Gabby Laura saga. I know That's fucking badass. Yeah, those two chicks man. They're the accents. I'm a sucker for accents I was like fuck if you if you watch that first interview I heard a whisper some shit at me. Yeah Oh, I saw that one. I saw that one. Yeah, Gabby was such a sweet young thing. Oh

Yeah, that one too. I was thinking about the one that with Laura you and what's-his-face Fuck be friendly or whatever his fucking name is I I kind of I could see I could see Laura with dating a guy with a micropenis. A micropenis? Yeah, I could see her dating a guy with a micropenis. Yeah. Did she even date? I've never seen her fucking date. I don't know if she...

She didn't even get courted or anything. I mean she's scary. She's got a little scary vibe to her. She has a persona Elscario Well, I walk so at the games before when they were warming up And it was nighttime. I walked up to her and she just gave me a fucking three minute vomit on me about what a fucking Shitty fucking filmmaker. I. My questions are horrible.

I should fucking, I, I should never, I should just quit my fucking job. I suck at it. I should do something else. I mean, she just gave it to me. Uh, you know who was there? Christine bald was there. She heard the whole thing and it was, it was pretty, it was pretty wild. It was, it was intense.

I wish I would have recorded the whole thing. It was wild. And then she goes, God, you just suck at asking questions. It's pretty wild. It was intense. I wish I would have recorded the whole thing. It was wild. And then she goes, God, you just suck at asking questions. It's so pathetic. Your work is horrible. Are you ever going to make anything good while she's stretching? And I'm just like, wow, this is a cool experience. This is interesting. But was it like sarcastic or was she like, fuck it? She's probably hitting on you though. No idea. Sometimes I think, you know, sometimes I walk around and I'm just like, wow, all these girls wanna fuck me.

And then I wake up. Yep. Yep. Fuck yeah. Yeah. So maybe she does wanna. Well that's. Maybe she does wanna have her way with me.

Probably. Well yeah, I just wanna try to figure that one out. All right. I've seen it everywhere Olivia Olivia says Laura is so sweet. There you go Yeah There you go. She's all right. Yeah Sounds good. Seve. Well, thanks. Thanks for everything you do your work your fucking team

For all the shit you guys put up. It's awesome fucking kill taylor, you know, thank you How about how about media access? How about jenny's new stuff the dense updates? Those are awesome, right? That's what I was trying to figure out too. I was like, who's this chick? Why is she on the semi podcast channels? God damn she was making all these reals. She was making all these reels I'm like, hey, what do you think about making nine to minute to 13 minute stuff? Hiller says that's the sweet spot and she's like like, I'll give it a try and dude, and now they're killing. She's killing it. Yeah, she's killing it.

And she's been around for 14 years and she has three kids and she's conservative and she got a huge rack. I mean, it's like, I, that's, that's exactly where I was going to. It's like, she has some nice knockers. I was like, God damn. But I know she's got kids. She's probably got a family. Yeah, she's a great mom. I got to talk to her on the phone

several times and she's fucking wonderful. She's smart as shit, sharp as a tack. That's great. Well, good to know. Looking forward to tonight's watch party. Thank you. It should be interesting. Sounds good, man. Well, you have a good one. I'll talk to you later. Okay. Thanks for calling. Bye. tonight's a watch party thank you it should be interesting sounds good man well you have a good one okay thanks for calling bye no worry about piano lessons That's good. What is this? Let me play this for you guys. Let me see what's going on here.

Oh shit. That's not right. Pull this up. Someone just sent this to me. God, this guy Jamie Raskin is such a scumbag. Let's folks cast their votes for Trump if that's their choice. But mark my words, we won't be certifying the election. He might win, but we'll ensure he doesn't step foot in the Oval Office.

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How about Froning? I thought I heard Froning proposing the idea of doing competitions, but you have to be a subscriber to the mayhem programming in order to enter the Competition dude. I'm telling you that is fucking brilliant That is a soft launch on a takeover of CrossFit. That is Man that is That's Man, that is... that's brilliant. That is, that's what you should do. I hope Taylor, I hope Taylor steals that idea.

Yep, I sure do. Hello, Joe, how are you? Nice to have you back on the show. You know socialized medicine is for recharge, right? You want just like- These are the cobble hairs? Yeah. Oh my God, that's hilarious. I may not know the first thing about running the country,

but remember that's a good thing if you're a deep state puppet. So Elon made that with AI and Gavin Newsom responded. See what Gavin Newsom said to him? No. I pulled that post up, Jamie. It's so hilarious. Gavin Newsom said that you should be posting this. We're going to make it illegal. I'm going to sign a law in a matter of weeks to make sure it is. And then he says, So Gavin Newsom responds to Elon's tweet, AI tweet of Kamala and says,

the King, King Newsom says, I'm going to make this illegal. I'm going to send, put a law in action that you can't make AI fakes. And Elon responds to Newsom. I checked with renowned world authority professors, Sagan Deez nuts. And he said parody is legal in America. And Elon writes, I checked with the renowned world authority professors Sagan Deez nuts. And he said parody is legal in America.

And you want to say that to Gavin Newsom? Yes, we did. What a wild to Gavin Newsom? Yes he did. What a wild dude. Wow. What a wild dude. Because he's not scared of those folks. Because he's the richest man in the world. Did you see that?

I don't, hey listen, Joe has that wrong. That's not how that happens, by the way. He has the sequencing on that backwards. You don't, you don't get a Ferrari and become happy. You're happy already and you get a Ferrari and you're still happy. You don't talk like Elon because you're rich. That's not how that works.

You are that person and that's why you become rich. Do not get it twisted. Do not fall into that trap of sequencing. That is not how fucking the world works. That's not how manifestation works. That's not how the world works. I'm not taking a dig at Joe for that either. I'm just saying, like anyone could have said that like, you know, he's just tongue incheek he's not giving a lecture on spiritualism or or he's not writing a self-help book but i'm telling you if that was a self-help book that's the wrong sequencing you already are a badass and speak your mind and stand up for who you are and don't live in a world of fear and then you write you you you live that fate and destiny it's not like okay i have all this money now and now I can say this shit.

That doesn't... It's not that order. But if you are a rich person and you're not standing up to the machine in some way or another, you're definitely... You're definitely not... You're definitely not doing your part. You're definitely not doing your part. Hey, what's up dude? You're definitely not doing your part. Hey, what's up, dude? I watched a, I watched half of Elon's interview with Joe yesterday. I agreed. Joe, Joe was awesome in it. What a great job he did. Hey, happy election day. Thank you. I hear birds in the background. You must be in a good place. Yeah. I'm at my house, 30 acres, whole bunch of dogs. It's not a bad place.

This is where I would want to be. So I'm at my house 30 acres whole bunch of dogs. It's not a bad place. This is where I would want to be So I'm I'm catching up in the video and you were talking about What we had 48 hours? Any amount of time to live like what like if you were told you only had six months or two months or 48 hours What would you do? Yeah, I had one semester. I had a group of students who said if you could pick one place to go Um for a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go? And I thought about it for a second and I was like, I think i'd want to go home

Like i've already built like everything i've got You know a bar got gym equipment. I've got I can go outside and pee You know, I can get my mail naked. I mean where why would I want to go anywhere else? That that's awesome getting your mail naked yeah I live in the middle of nowhere that's fucking awesome what state are you yeah North Carolina and how far outside of Charlotte about three about three hours from where CrossFit Charlotte is I've been there a few times but yeah we're about three hours from where CrossFit Charlotte is I've been there a few times But yeah, we're about three hours east from CrossFit Charlotte That's what that's what Taylor said the other day like he wants property where he can just go outside and pee

It's so yeah, it's so great. I remember the first house Yeah, I just wanted a fence around it so I could let my dog out of the house, right? And then once you get that then you're like wow wouldn't it be nice if I could just come out here with my fucking dick out and just like drink a cup of coffee yeah when taylor was doing all that shit I was like check check check I can walk on my back porch naked shoot guns fireworks piss get my like so much space nobody's bothering me. I've got a couple neighbors, but they're so far away that they couldn't see my tiny dick

anyway, so it doesn't matter. Fair enough. Hey, yesterday when he had Elon on, Joe did mention, hey, isn't it weird that my video with Trump was getting 1.5 million views an hour and you wasn't you couldn't find it and it wasn't trending But what's crazy is in that same interview? Sundar the Trump taught said that he spoke to Sundar about how good as McDonald's video was doing It's so fucking crazy another interesting thing Corey. You know that he said he said he had the most Interaction before he bought Twitter with anyone on Twitter. He didn't have the most followers.

He said Obama did or something, but he had the most interaction of anyone on Twitter. So anytime there was any change in the algorithm, he could see it manifest in his, in his statistics, which is pretty cool. Shit. All right. I don't know. I feel like that's not on purpose though, right? I mean, there's something. It's crazy that he wasn't trending. It's crazy.

I don't even know still. If I go to YouTube and type in a Rogan Trump, I wanna see if it pops up videos. Oh, now it pops up as number one. Crazy. Crazy. But I mean, most of the people who are searching for it, I mean I woke up, I knew it was going to be there and that's the first thing that I searched for.

So now granted I typed in JRE and I went to his podcast and it's going to auto populate. So I don't think if you were just looking at your feed it might have been hard to find or if you googled Trump Rogan it might have been hard to find or if you if you googled Trump Rogan it might have been hard to find but even when I go to it wasn't when I was it wasn't impossible but I had to I had to go to his YouTube channel I would type in Trump Rogan and I still couldn't find it like like so just now on YouTube I typed in Trump Rogan and it doesn't it doesn't populate It's um, it's yeah, it's only it's only clips When dude and it has like 55 million views and 500 000 comments, dude That's fucking crazy

Is it is it the number one watch video on his podcast now? Because I know it was second to two other people Um, how would I do that? I go to videos and then put popular. Sort by popular. Yeah, sort by popular. There's one with the UFO guy that has 62 million and Trump is number two with 45 million. That's insane. And then Snowden and then Musk. Yeah. And then Alex Jones Wow

Wow What's interesting is I know this is a side topic, but if nothing else now, it's gonna make me watch those other top few videos Because I've already seen the Elon I've seen the Trump now. I kind of want to go back and watch those UFO and Alex Jones Episodes because I didn't realize how many views that they had so they must be semi interesting. Cat Williams, Russell Brand, Dave Chappelle, Kanye West, Ben Shapiro, Joe Diaz, there's who's Leah Remney? I don't even know who that is. Hey, you know what's crazy?

Is that the girl from Scientology? Oh Yeah, I think that's the girl from Scientology oh Yeah on King of Cleans, right? Yeah Scientology and aftermath is documented shoes that can be seen on A&E Yeah, I documentary series that can be seen on A&E. Yeah. I think I watched that. That was an interesting one. Only two hours.

I wonder why it was so short. Well, I think usually the two hour mark means that he's kind of lost interest. If it's like two and a half plus, then there's usually something there. But if it's two and lower, then he probably got pissed off and it's kind of hard to follow.

That's like the Trump, did you watch the Trump and the JD Vance? Yeah, I Watched I watched half the Vance the Vance one was amazing though That's what I was telling my wife the JD Vance was way better I thought then Trump I felt like he was dodging around the questions and being a little bit too political Which I think is kind of the nature of his job But JD Vance man He got so granular with the questions and the the information that he was getting into I've really enjoyed that one more than the Trump 14 million I love the nuances though that Trump dropped. I liked it when he taught the details he went into the JFK

I liked it how he said he wasn't interested in UFOs I liked it how he dropped Tim Cook's name and Sundar's name. I don't know. And I liked the way he explained economics. Like the fact that like, Hey, you can't look at debt. You can't look at spending without looking at economic growth. I don't know. I mean, it was harder to grab stuff out of it, but if you were paying attention, I thought he did pretty fucking good. I don't know. I don't know maybe

Maybe Kamala set the bar so fucking low on uh being um Open so maybe the effects well on on the rogan topic. This is why I called in. I'm curious as to you said You you find it stupid that rogan buys into that social Sue, you said you find it stupid that Rogan buys into that social medicine type situation. I wonder if you're, are you making a presupposition that he's assuming or leaning towards the government being the one who provides it or just his, is he thinking that United States or citizens should have access to it and maybe it could be privatized? I mean, I don't know if he's saying that it should be no he he wanted that's why he liked Bernie Sanders I had heard that too. Yeah, he wants socialized medicine

He wants it to be like the UK or Canada and that will be the final and I remember Greg talking about it when Obama Came into office. He goes. Hey, there's remember him telling our staff at HQ at least a fucking hundred times Hey, there's remember him telling our staff at HQ at least a fucking hundred times Hey, man There's never been a time to take care of yourself better because medicine about the fucking go just completely down the shitter and by down The shitter the you know The classic example is you get diagnosed with cancer and you don't get treatment for six months because you get put in a line And this shit is fucking insane And and I and I do believe from the the data I have with Rogan, he's all for that. He's

living in some la la land where he believes that every human being has a right to healthcare. And we all know what happened with Obamacare. The only people who got fucked by that were poor people. It was supposed to help them, but instead it insisted that they all have fucking sign up for medical or else their taxes were gonna be dinged And it's it's it's under this guys It's the same thing with like cigarettes cigarettes you tax cigarettes and all your you're not discouraging anyone All you're doing is is getting people to the cigarette company in bed business with the government now the government owns cigarette companies It's fucking crazy i'm just wondering is there a happy medium like i i'm all for full accountability and I don't want to get bashed by

stating this but is there a A happy medium where even those who still have accountability, but maybe fall onto some unforeseen circumstances Is there a way that they could still? Receive receive the healthcare that they need instead of being turned away? Like, but still I want accountability because I take care of myself, I eat right, but I'm sure, you know, God forbid something happened and then I get turned away and I have to max out credit cards

and that would just suck. Hey, it was sure, but you have to trust the people. Okay. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I know that would be the pushback. Yeah, there's gonna be all sorts. If you give people,

if you let people keep their money and do what's right, people are gonna do what's right. These organizations that these nonprofits and shit, they'll help take care of those people also. And I'm not saying that anyone should be turned away. You show up to a fucking hospital, even before Obamacare, people got taken care of. I'm not saying that you turn people away. But you definitely don't let the government and maybe there is some sort of, you know, Medicaid or Medicare or some sort of government funded health care. But to completely remove privatized health care and not let fucking rich

people, we wouldn't fucking have airbags. If it wasn't for rich people, we wouldn't have fucking all these airplanes that we have flying people around for cheap. If we didn't have rich people, we got to let the fucking rich people push. We've got to let them push and innovate and get shit that eventually will trickle down to us. Cell phones, you know the thing, big screen TVs, all that shit. Yeah.

Hey, you think Trump's going to win? I think so, yeah. Yeah, fuck yeah. See a red. See a red. Too big to rig. Is that what Taylor keeps saying? Yes. I I I think he's going to But it scares me because I was just listening to JD Vance. I was finished in that episode

There's a lot of Corruption out there so much. It's so sad Yeah What do you think about? What do you think about the polymarket? website with the That goes I think this thing goes off of the Vegas odds What do you think about the Polymarket website? I think this thing goes off of the Vegas odds. I think that's all bullshit. I was looking at something the other day where they were saying that Kamala was in the lead, but it was at the same time where the news was saying that Trump was 10 points in the

lead. So it's just, yeah, I don't watch all that stuff. I mean, I try to, I try to pay attention to it, but yeah, it's all corrupt. Never really know who to blue. All I know is I voted. So I'm doing my part. My wife and I voted. Awesome.

All right. Did you get your kids to vote? Every, I voted 17 times. My kids voted. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I sent in my 37 ballots. I voted 17 times. My kids voted. Everyone voted. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I sent in my 37 ballots. I got all that. Hey, Trump was at our university about a week since I'm here in North Carolina. He was at our university a couple weeks ago. My students got me two Trump hats. Wow. So that wasn't an endorsement. I didn't want to tell my students a particular stance,

but I think they clearly know where I stand. I didn't want to tell my students a particular stance, but I think they clearly know where I stand. I'll be canceled at some point for sure. Hey, they still like you even though you're a Trump guy? Yeah. I'm telling you, it's a surprise on the inside. I'm doing my work. I think there's still a handful of students who,

I think the media does some universities injustice. I don't think it's as bad in some of these places that they portray it to be. Like not all students are walking around with purple hair, or abortion t-shirts, like it's not all that bad. I know there's some hotspots for some of these big universities, but I don't know. I think North Carolina, especially here at ECU, I think it's more red than most.

They had a thousand hats at Charlie Kirk. You know Charlie Kirk? Yeah. He came to the university on Monday. That's when the students got me my two Trump hats. He was there at 11 o'clock and within five minutes the students had bum rush the stage and they had gotten rid of all 1,000 hats Wow and everybody yeah, everybody was rocking up and again, of course, there's gonna be a couple blue-haired people Who are asking them difficult? You know quote-unquote difficult questions, but there's a lot of support Especially here on this campus for for that side. Hey, um the the popular vote 80 80

The popular vote says kamala is going to win 73 to 28 for trump They even show you how much money has been bet 126 million dollars has been bet on kamala to win the popular vote 92 million for uh trump That's crazy. No fucking way. I think it's just my fear. I can't imagine that that she wins. So we'll see. I'll be following the show tonight.

All right. Cool. All right, dude. All right, brother. Appreciate it. Thank you. All right. I wish we knew.

I wish we knew, I wish we knew what, I wish we knew what percentage of the people who are gambling here are Trump voters versus Kamala voters. Yeah, it's BS. I think it's BS too. Yeah, I think she is going to win the popular vote. I hate to say it. Man, dude, these cities are just full of fucking wackadoodles. She had 100,000 people fucking turn out in Philly last night. 100,000. I could never say that in front of my liberal students. They'd complain and get me fired. They're holding you hostage. That's what, yep.

We're wearing Trump hats in Trinidad Tobago in honor of Taylor and the show. Oh, Sabir, did you email me the song so I can upload it into the road caster? Please do that. What happens, so here's what happens, Sabir. I think whenever I play the song, I get some sort of warning. Whenever I play the video from YouTube And I don't want them to limit

Impressions of my show because I'm playing something that's copyrighted Jamie what's up girl? I watched you on the show the other day. I just voted no line on Clydesdale I just voted no line voter number one6 in my precinct so no oh wow you're voter number what 136 no line okay SEMA wartime presidents get re-elected it's why they find new wars in office Seema, wartime presidents get reelected. It's why they find new wars in office. I emailed a link to Dropbox from K, okay. I'll look, thank you, Sabir.

All right. I should probably go soon. Had a long day. I should nap before the show. Right? It's gonna be a long show today. I'm excited. I don't get to do shows with Suze anymore.

It'll be cool hanging out with him. This is the part. This is the part I don't understand. This is the part, like, this is why I don't understand how women are voting Kamala. Would you rather be raped or have the ability to perform abortions? Which is a joke anyway because you can still have all the abortions you want with Republicans in office, but you don't have to get raped. Legal alien raped someone and was released from prison after two years. What is the connection to the woman who wants to be the president of United

States Assemblyman? That horrific case was prosecuted by Kamala Harris when she was the district attorney in San Francisco. It's horrific. This poor girl was with friends and family on a party bus and she wasn't able to get into the event, so she had to wait outside in this bus and he forcibly raped this young lady. He had prior convictions for abuse against women. He had a prior conviction for domestic violence. Kamala Harris cut him a pleadio. Three years, he had credit for time served. He was out in two years for raping an innocent American woman.

You work with these Democrats every single day. What is the logic of going soft on a rapist, especially if they're here in the country illegally? They just have decided that part of their liberal cult is that they have to be soft on crime. They never ever consider or talk about the victims. It's like they don't care. I think it makes them actually very cruel and dangerous to the American people. I just don't know how in good conscience you can justify that sentence. What is your message to all people who want to save America's assemblymen? It's so important to vote because not only Trump has to win the electoral vote, I do think he needs an overwhelming popular mandate. Trump needs the mandate to go into

government and clean house. And he can only do that if the people show that they are standing strong with President Trump, and they want him to get this government back on track. The House of Representatives, the majority runs right through California, we have at least half a dozen competitive seats, including right here in Riverside County. Congressman Ken Calvert's up for a tough reelection. They're spending tens of millions of dollars because they want the House. California will decide whether the House is going to be run by Democrats or Republicans. So it's very important to vote.

An illegal alien. It's the thing where they drop off 30,000 immigrants into a town that has 50,000 people and all anyone talks about is the immigrants and they never talk about how it fucks up all the other people. You barely hear like, hey, the school was flooded with fucking, the school that has a 1,000 kids in it now has 2,000 kids in it and who suffers? Harley mom, I was 127 in Michigan in my precinct no lying not sure if that was good or bad.

Why vote in California? California is blue so it doesn't matter. No I keep the no it's important you got to vote you got to vote for all the local offices too. You got to vote. local offices too. You gotta vote. Sevan, are you familiar with the libertarian deals made with Trump? No, I am not. I know that Elon's talking about working with Ron Paul, which really excites me. Yeah, it took me longer to fill out my ballot than to park and check in. Vote Trump so his popular vote so he can say he won that also. I agree. The thing is is what happened here is that culturally it's so it's so like you can I'm telling you you can't like

You can't say Trump's name So if you're sitting in California and you're in an outdoor cafe and you wanted to talk about Trump You'd have to whisper his name. It really is like that here Unless you're like in Shasta County or or Newport Unless you're like in Shasta County or Newport. So there's huge swaths. And so, I mean, the way people are supporting Trump, you would have never seen this four years ago. Not in a million fucking years.

You'd feel like your safety was in jeopardy. These people are crazy. I'm seeing it's so, it's so funny. Does anyone here think that that any Trump that if Kamala wins that there'll be any riots? I don't think there'll be any riots if she wins. Not a single one. I don't think anything will happen.

But if Trump wins, holy shit, this motherfucker is gonna burn. I know, pool boy, can you imagine Kamala being the commander in chief? What a joke. It's an utter joke. Here you go. This is for you, pool boy. Here we go. This is for you, poor boy. Here we go. I'm a pick on Platt's because I think he's a moron. The general public doesn't understand civics.

That's why he'll stay right in the pocket of how he feels about Trump and how he, why we should support from an emotional angle. No policy. He doesn't know the fact that, oh, he just doesn't want to acknowledge it. When she was in California, over 1500 inmates in California for cannabis possession kept them in jail, even though it was lawful then in your state at the time, because your state needed the free prison slave labor. And I know I heard Charlamagne say it wasn't true and it was a narrative.

It is true. The problem is the people like me and the others that you guys have interviewed know what we're talking about. And our memory isn't like a goldfish. It isn't seven seconds. At the debate, Kamala Harris said, me and Waltz are gun owners. We're not trying to take nobody's guns. And then two days later, she put a banned assault weapons post up on her social media.

Then if you go back further than that, you have some photos or videos circulating on the internet right now where she's saying, we're not saying that you can't keep a gun. It was her and Gavin Newsom some years ago. We're not saying that you can't keep a firearm. But that doesn't mean we're not going to march in your home and see if you're not handling those weapons and firearms

properly. That's a violation of the fourth amendment. You're a person that is going for the job of the presidency. That job has three lanes to it. Command the armed forces, secure the borders, uphold the constitution. The general public doesn't know that that's the job of the president.

So if the general public doesn't know that that's the job of the president, she could just say things and the celebrities can mirror these feel good tactics, collard greens and my tub plies. Y'all just don't want to get behind a black woman. That's really I see what you don't want to give it. That's that step and fetch it.

Tap dance, corny shit. But if you don't know anything about civics or the job and the role, you won't view it the same. And then if you start to know the commander in chief, the head of the executive branch, which is the president has to command The armed forces is called the commander-in-chief Do you think that these wild military dudes respect her enough to accept commands from her? We don't need a cackling hyena

Commander-in-chief command the military secure the border Defend the Constitution. Holy shit that is those are three things. She definitely cannot do Seven can you make an argument that RFK and the election ballot is not election interference? I mean, I don't know the details about it, but didn't he want to be put on the ballot? And I don't know what the rules are. I'm sure there's rules of when you can pull yourself off. I know he pulled himself off of a few states. I did see that he was trying to pull his name off of Michigan, but he couldn't. Are you suggesting, Justin, that he wanted to be pulled off and they said no and by leaving

him on there, that's election interference? Is that what you're saying? I heard a story yesterday of a non-citizen illegal alien from China voted. They know they voted, but they can't go find the ballot because they don't know where it is so the vote's going to count. And they're going to press charges against this person. They'll be charged, but they can't fix it. RFK is on in Wisconsin. Olivia says, RFK was on Michigan.

90% or more of the military was too afraid to not get vax. They will still take orders from CAMELA. Justin V, well, I've seen him get up to 3% of the votes in some areas. Dick suggesting that those are people who wouldn't have, who they would have voted, Dick suggesting that that's taking votes away from Kamala and not from Trump. That's interesting. I hope he's right. That those people would have voted for Kamala and not from Trump. That's interesting. I hope he's right. That those people would have voted for Kamala. I watched a woman put an X on her ballot. She had no idea what she did wrong. These people can't even read the instructions at the top of the ballot. She had no idea what she did wrong. These people can't even read the instructions at the top of the ballot.

Later, Randy. There was one video I did want to show you guys if I can find it before I split here. Oh, here it is. The vaccines, let me say it again, are safe. They're safe. They are safe and they are free. They're free. They're free. Listen to how many lies she tells in a row here. And they are effective and it is that simple. 1200 people died. Three lies in a row to get people to take drugs,

free, safe and effective. From the trial, nobody knew, nobody still knows about it. And justice has to be served. People are believing the information that they're being fed. They're not questioning it. They're trusting the sources where it's coming from. And those sources are not to be trusted. And, you know, prior to COVID, I trusted those sources. For those of us who got the vaccine, we know, you know, look, now I can stand here with my mask off

and have this conversation with you. Our execution worked. And people that I knew that I thought would never get a vaccine ended up getting a COVID shot. They can't fathom that it could be dangerous. They just can't believe that the government would lie in a way that would kill millions of people or disable millions of people.

They can't fathom that. The vaccines, let me say it again, are safe. They are safe. My new reset. It's my new reset. Hey, I saw this today on Instagram. When I saw this, I was so like... This is the kind of stuff that keeps me awake at night. Right here. Ready? Look at this thing. Look at this thing. It's the most wonderful time of the year. Look at that thing.

How did I not invent that? What? How did I not invent that? How did I not invent that? That thing is crazy. Instead of standing around like an asshole with a pair of scissors trying to cut a straight line and the paper's all over the place, this thing just... This thing is... What? This thing is...what? Is someone gonna become a millionaire because of this thing? I would love to launch that next to Matuthian.

Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I can do that with scissors. Yeah, but you're Chinese, of course you can't. Can't do that with scissors. Oh, you can do with scissors too? Are you kidding me? I don't even buy presents, let alone wrap them. But I want that. Say goodbye to uneven cuts. I don't even care about that.

Now someone needs to just figure out a way like where the tape comes off easy, like so it never like folds on itself and you're picking it like an asshole your tapes like two years old and you pick it a tiny bit of it and it rips and now you don't got a you know what I mean I was fighting with the boys the other day telling them how dumb the sideways pegboard thing is and John Young said in the chat, I bet you can't even do that once or something, and I was like, what the fuck is he talking about? I'm fucking the king of pegboards. So I was in my garage at the time and I went to go use my pegboard, which I have to use for my knees because my ceiling is so low, so I have to start on my knees and go like that.

Holy shit. I got old. My joints did not like the pegboard. It was crazy. I used to love that movement. Anyway. My only comeback as I had was you won't even be able to walk when you're 52. But man that thing fucking hurt. Not pegging, not the king of pegging. I used to be the king of peg boards.

I was fucking great at the peg board. I tripped when the athletes used their feet. I can't even believe they allow people to use their feet. I never used my feet when I used the peg board. I can't even believe they allow people to use their feet. I never use my feet when I use the pegboard. I don't remember which gym it was, CrossFit Avalanche or something, but there was this gym in Tahoe I went to one time with a bunch of CrossFit Games athletes,

and they had a pegboard that went up and then over and then down. And yeah, that's what I would do. I would do stuff like that. Actually, I did a bench press workout with the pegboard. I would do a 10 bench at 135 and then I would carry a farmer carry across the gym at HQ and then I would do one pegboard or two pegboard ascents, probably two, two or three. I can't even remember. And I would do that more. I would I would.

I had so many fucking motorcycles every Saturday. I would ride a different motorcycle. The HQ was like 11 miles from my house. And then I would I would get up fucking early, like at six and go there and do that and come home before my kids woke up. Seems like a whole lifetime ago. Use it or lose it, Sebi. Yeah, I guess you're right.

My joint did not like it. When I was hanging there like this, I was like, I did not like, I did not. There was weird pressure in my joint that I'd never felt before in both of them. I'm gonna do some peg boards today. Good idea. Yeah, you don't want to lose that. Anyway, I'm really sore. You know what else I did yesterday that I'd never done before? I put my back against the pegboard and I tried to pull myself up from the back and I couldn't do it. It was so weird. So I just, I stood, I got up there like this with my, my you know my hands were like this because it's behind you and Then I just did negatives I

Just did a bunch of negatives, and I'm so so my lats are so sore today. It's crazy and weird spots I Fucked my elbow on pegboard yeah, Dave used to I should do so many pegboards Dave used to always warn me He's like hey, dude. You're gonna, you're gonna get that stinger right there. But I never got it too bad there. I never got it too bad. The king of being pegged. It's the king of pegging. I can't wait to do the Bill Clinton show.

I hope I can, I hope I don't lose interest in the Monica Lewinsky scandal because there's so much sex in it. It's so funny. All Americans, not only in the states most heavily affected, but in every place in this country are rightly disturbed by the large numbers of illegal aliens entering our country. The jobs they hold might otherwise be held by citizens or legal immigrants. The public service they use impose burdens on our taxpayers. That's why our administration has moved aggressively to secure our borders more by hiring a record number of new border

guards, by deporting twice as many criminal aliens as ever before, by cracking down on illegal hiring, by barring welfare benefits to illegal aliens. In the budget I will present to you, we will try to do more to speed the deportation of illegal aliens who are arrested for crimes, to better identify illegal aliens in the work face as recommended by the commission headed

by former congresswoman Barbara Jordan. We are a nation of immigrants, but we are also a nation of laws. It is wrong and ultimately self-defeating for a nation of immigrants to permit the kind of abuse of our immigration laws we have seen in recent years and we must do more to stop it. years and we must do more to stop them. Imagine how stupid the people are who live in Washington, DC. Just imagine. Just imagine. I want, what is that?

What is, uh, uh, Washington, Washington, DC demographics. Imagine how stupid they are. Imagine how fucking stupid they are. What is their racial breakdown in DC? Non-Hispanic 43%, white, non-Hispanic 36%, Hispanic 4%. Oh, oh no, sorry. Black, sorry, black or African is 43%. How the fuck do they, and I think they vote Democrat, right? How the fuck do those people keep voting Democrat? It doesn't even fucking make sense to me.

That place is a world-class shithole. It's worse than Puerto Rico. Oh yeah, look at these, look at this. How the fuck are these people? Imagine just year after year just voting for the same people. Hey, this is the, their mayor got busted for fucking smoking crack, Marion Barry. He went to jail and when he came out, they re-elected him. They fucking re-elected him. It's nuts.

I wonder if any states are going to flip that everyone's just going to be like, what the fuck happened? Like California. Hey, I seriously don't know who's dumber. The people who live in DC are the people who live in California. It's truly unbelievable. Two of my buddies who live in the Bay Area in Berkeley, I sent them this thing. I said, hey, you know at 12 years old, you're not going to have access to your kids medical records. And they're like, do you mean school records?

I'm like, no, they're fucking medical records. They don't believe me. They think I'm just fucking crazy. There's this guy in my DMs who's just started DMing me. It's fucking crazy. Every once in a while, I haven't had one in a long time, but I'll get someone who's just like a fucking hater. And he takes everything I say or anything I post I say or anything I post and like make some like like you know what I mean like anything I post about Trump he's like supporting the felon huh supporting the rapist huh every it's it's it's wild it's wild hey how many felonies if you

had a president who allowed women to get raped by illegal aliens and you had a president who allowed women to get raped by illegal aliens, and you had a president who didn't allow it, but had one felony, would you still vote for this one? How many felonies is too many? 74 felonies? Too many. Gonna have to let women get raped. Gonna have to chop the penises off of kids. I don't even understand their logic. They don't even have any logic.

It reminds me of a buddy of mine told me that his wife's voting for fucking Kamala. I'm like, oh, did she say why? She said it feels right. I remember thinking that. I remember thinking I voted for Obama because I thought that it would send a good message to the world about the United States. I'm like, well, it'll show the world that we're not racist. Fuck. Oh, the squirrel story is getting crazier and crazier.

Ten fucking agents went to this dude's house and searched his house for five hours while they kept him in a fucking bathroom. I had a lifelong Republican family member who voted for Obama for similar reasons. Insane. Yeah. Yep. I saw yesterday that a woman, say on CNN, I was watching CNN yesterday, she's voting for Kamala so that we can have the first female president. That's her reason.

Ah, what's a few fucking, what's a few dead kids? Uh, there's a map showing what would happen if women were the only ones to vote and it was 90% blue. I know someone just needs to explain to them like, yo. There's people out there who are going to perceive weakness and they're going to fucking prey on you. You want to fucking keep your head down, work, raise your family, Just elect a fucking strong leader who exudes fucking confidence and strength so the rest of us can fucking move around in our little hobbits and just do our fucking live our best lives. Tyler hate speech is way worse than rape by illegal alien criminals.

Who cares about protecting women when people can still say mean things? That's good. Yeah, the left hates women. I know it's wild. Seva, good morning. Good morning. Good morning Seva morning, Sehwag. Hey Sehwag, how are you doing, buddy? Good, how are you?

You know, the thing is, you know, when you talk about children in schools and them not sharing medical records and not telling the parents that they are transitioning to your kids, it's all about parental rights. Do we have to protect our children? And what the state wants to do, what communists do is control your kids. And if they can control their education and everything else about them,

they will be loyal objects in the new world order. It's the most atrocious thing ever Yep, a guy knows sent his kid to Stanford and he said he lost his kid Four years he goes man. I was that had the best relationship in the world with my son. It's fucking over I go why he goes they fucking got him. They fucking indoctrinate him over at Stanford You know parents need to take a larger role in the kids education from K through 12. You know, people talk about, you know, the teachers need to get paid more. You know, the teachers union does not represent the children.

Parents represent their children, but they're trying to take these rights away from parents. And that is the most atrocious thing that could possibly happen in our country. You know, if the state controls your children, I mean, it just turns into a welling in nightmare. People need to wake up and say, hey, no, I don't want you teaching my kid that. The kids are not the tool of the state, they're our family.

Until people stand up and you know there are positive signs. I mean like a couple years ago the San Francisco district, you know they got rid of like you know half of their board members in a referendum and you know people are taking notice but the state is relentless and you got to get rid of all these, you know, Uber liberals who, you know, all they want to do is control everything. That's a fact, man. And Hey, but here's the thing.

People won't flip until it comes to their, until it comes to them. Did you, did you follow the story with Anna Kasparian, uh, Savag from the young Turks? Uh, yeah. Yeah. you told me about that. Yeah, yeah. Until someone rubs their penis on your butt cheek in fucking the middle of Los Angeles and no one gives a shit. No one. They're not going to change their mind, right? It's not until you get the fucking injection that causes you to fucking have Bell's palsy

that you give a shit. Up until then, it's just an isolated incident It's like why liberals out in these liberals out in Martha's Vineyard, right? Everything's fine and dandy and until you've got a bunch of you know Nick Ruff's living in your house squatting in your in your you know, oceanfront property, right? All right, thanks dude appreciate it Take care. Bye. Hey,. Thanks, dude. Appreciate it. All right. Take care. Bye. Hey, this is pretty good, Brianna. I don't believe in school indoctrination.

It's just bad parents. If it's college, then likely the parents never really knew their child and they were probably liberal before they got there. I mean, that's personal accountability and responsibility. I respect that. I have a friend, I have a friend, I have friends who are brand new moms advocating for abortion. I just can't wrap my head around how they can be for that. Yeah, that is another crazy one. How did you have a kid and still advocate for abortion? I understand not changing your mind, but how does it become anything remotely important to you or anything that you would publicly? I mean, don't you have any conscience or embarrassment or any humility?

You fucking have a kid And now you're you're openly saying I'm only gonna support someone I'm gonna die on the vine my singular issue is allowing People to murder kids. Yeah, it's fucking Ellen that's insane when I look at my daughter and think of abortion and child abuse my heart breaks and I almost cry I don't know how moms can be okay with abortion for fun of it yeah I couldn't even watch season four fucking Dexter I was struggling you know with the kid being I can't even watch like fake shit like that anything with kids being hurt

is insane oh there's someone I want to talk to in here. David, David. My pegboard is mounted horizontal in my gym. My cock is mounted horizontal. Two, David. And it's hard as fuck. Yes, so is my cock. But it's effective. So is mine.

I love it. It is not effective. How can you tell me that doing this side to side is effective? More effective and harder than this Are you crazy We're gonna see we're gonna see the girls doing some weird shit on that the girls are gonna be doing some weird shit It's gonna be horrible going to be doing some weird shit.

It's going to be horrible horizontal pegboard. Listen, the only place there should be a horizontal pegboard is if it's the very top and it's to come over to another pegboard to descend. That's it. That's the only place you have a horizontal pegboard. Fucking it's like, oh, rogue, rogue and CrossFit and crash Cruiser Wolfs turned into some hybrid OCR shit obstacle course racing. It's fucking an embarrassment I'll tell you what's not embarrassing though is I'm wearing JR's pants. I

Don't even know how I got his pants but I Have his pants. These are born primitive joggers. They're so nice. I forgive you. I forgive you JR I forgive you Dave and I forgive you Katie and Bill I understand it's just a you, JR. I forgive you, Dave. And I forgive you, Katie and Bill. I understand. It's just a trend. The Cardio Games, I get it. Ninja Warrior, yeah. This season. Tell me it's fucking effective. Effective at what?

That was a weird rant. But then again, 7 only does assault bike and burpees. I did yesterday, I did do 127 calories on the assault bike in 10 minutes, 10 burpees on the minute for 10 minutes. And then, uh, I did two muscle ups on the minute for 10 minutes. And then I, and then I fucked around with the pegboard. That's it. Wait, what else did I do?

I think I maybe did, what I did something heavy, heavy yesterday. What did I do? I can't remember. Maybe some, I think I did something off the ground. I think maybe I did some dumbbell snatches with 50 pounds. Just ordered some maternity joggers from BP trying to win that box. Oh, you're pregnant? Did I know you're pregnant? I just ordered some maternity joggers from BP trying to win that box. Oh You're pregnant did I know you're pregnant congratulations Jessica if I didn't know that or I didn't tell you that

I Ordered a pair of their new shoes. I Really want to get them back on as a sponsor. I fucking love them. How come the show drops in numbers around this time of day? Is it like people like in my mind, did people like drive to work and then they have to get out of their car and turn off the show? Are you fucking kidding me? You're out of your fucking gore dude. The burpee dude, Sevan doesn't do burpees. He does down ups burpees, including jumps. Sevan doesn't jump even though he's

black and shit. Are you fucking kidding me dude? I do crazy burpee. Oh, you want to be able to see it. I go down Up, jump. I do down, up, jump. And dude, my burpee off the bottom is so crazy explosive. I'm so fucking powerful out of that fucking bob- boom! Land on my feet. Boom! You're fucking nuts. I just come feet, boom. You're fucking nuts.

I just come up, boom. Fucking land on my feet and do a little clap. Tell me I fucking... No, my jump is not explosive. I still love you, fuck you. I still love you. You're the one who said the dumb shit. Yeah, my jump is shit.

So what, but I still jump. You're the one who said the dumb shit. Yeah, my jump is shit. So what but I still jump Tell me yeah, I'm a fucking power bottom. I don't didn't stay up, but I also had an 11 pounder so I was big. Oh yeah, these stay up great. There you go. Thank you. I was eyewitness to Sevon's burpee jump to a plate. It was the most explosive thing I've ever seen in my life.

Yeah. I was jumping to a one inch plate and I fucking hurt my back. That part sucked. All right. Gays for Trump, Bill Clinton, Chinese vote counts, cartel border control, peanut killer, thought police, Monica Lewinsky vaccinated, Trump saved by black people, protected class. Oh, this is the Santa piece. I think I already showed you guys that. What's this? Oh, I already did that.

I broke down that. Oh, what is this? Ponds. Oh yeah, this is kind of crazy. I mean, this is something we all know. Here we go. Last thing. One of the things we learned this morning is that your organization rated Harvard 248

in free speech out of 248. Why did they get a rating and what were the criteria? Yeah, it's funny because Harvard initially responded like this was just our guess and it's like no, it's based on the largest survey of student opinion on freedom of speech ever conducted plus the largest database of professor cancellations, student cancellations, deplatforming and speech codes. And when we put it all together, Harvard got a negative score. It got the only negative score in FIRE's history. So it really earned its dead last place. And what were the criteria that you would use? You looked at teacher cancellation? Yeah, professor cancelation.

Professor cancellation. What does that mean? That means that if someone gets suspended for their speech, certainly if a tenured professor gets fired for their speech, that's a big ding on them. It means whether or not their policies live up to constitutional first amendment standards and we hold that private schools that promise freedom of speech to the same standard. We ask students are they comfortable having arguments with each other. Also we ask them are you comfortable with shouting down speakers and we evaluate all of those versus each other and you know Michigan Technological University did great. University of Virginia did really well.

University of Chicago did really well. Every Ivy League school did terribly. One of the things we learned this morning... Of course they did. Of course they did. And that coincides perfectly with what we already know. Liberals don't want freedom of speech. Can you imagine wearing a fucking MAGA hat walking around Harvard?

Hey being MAGA is the new gay you gotta stay in the closet you gotta stay in the closet it's the new gay MAGA is the new gay you're already here first. Alright guys long show tonight gonna get my burpees and my salt bike in before the show gonna get soundboard loaded up Gonna text a bunch of people see if I can get them to join me on the show for the six-hour show tonight Talk to you guys later Thank you buh-bye