The Sevan Podcast - TSP NEWS - Horrible Dog Owners, Tia, Reddit. Mike Tyson 03/08/204

Episode Date: March 9, 2024

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Welcome to the news. Andrew Hiller, Tyler Watkins, John Young, and Caleb Beaver. It doesn't even sound like a real name. First off, the behind the scenes has graduated from the weak week measly Sebon podcast over to the CrossFit Games YouTube page. The CrossFit team has been generous enough to share the Behind the Scenes at the 223 CrossFit Games.

All the episodes are down there in their own playlist. It is greatly appreciated by myself. Tyler Watkins, what do you think about that? About time. That's where it deserved to be. Thank you. In further news, Tia Toomey. We now know where she will be competing.

We steal all our reliable news from the barbell spin, the most reliable website on the internet. Andrew Hiller, what are your thoughts on this? Fair? Good? Worth talking about? Is there drama?

Not worth talking about. No drama. She's where she's supposed to be based upon the year in which she said she lived in the United States, which was 2019. Is Tia going to win that semifinal, Andrew? Absolutely. All righty.

Reddit, a place where John Young goes to download all of his favorite porn. Come on, man. You can't do that to me. Come on, man. You can't do John like that. Hey, John, everyone knows the truth about you. You're square. You're square as this square. John like that. Hey, John, everyone knows the truth about you. You're square. You're this square.

Do you go to Reddit, John? I have been on. Okay, that's a little disappointing. Reddit is usually a place where I am called a homophobe, a misogynist, and a transphobe, and a shortphobe, and all the phobes. But here. Accuracy. With 75 uplikes, Taylor sell versus dallin pepper was insane

why is there a positive thread about something i'm participating on reddit can you phrase that again why is there a positive thread on reddit about the seven podcast and its dealings because Because we always find positive material. Sorry. Say that again. Caleb was interrupting you. He thought it was his turn. I said,

we, we only bring about positive material. Okay. Andrew, would you like to take a shot at that question? I know this isn't a game show, but John just lost points. If Pedro was here,

Pedro would mute his mic. Because after they've spent so much time talking so much crap, they kind of ran out of stuff to talk about. game show but john just lost points if pedro was here pedro would uh mute his mic because after they've spent so much time talking so much crap they kind of ran out of stuff to talk about and uh you know what i've noticed is a turnover in the reddit trolls i don't see very many of the same names because unlike john i do find all of my porn on reddit all right well i just want you to know i'm not a i'm not a uh homophobe. After watching Taylor go against Dallin Pepper, I wanted to eat Taylor's asshole. So there you go.

Is it all negative, Sevan? Is Reddit mostly negative for you? I think it's the most disgusting place ever. I don't ever go there with any. Remember this sub? It's all negative. Oh, wow. Remember this sub?

We're supposed to blindly hate Sevan and his crew. That was seated. That was Hillary. He had to do that on purpose. I'll just tell you what I think of Reddit. Anyone who goes on Reddit, I think of them as the same people who go to glory holes and brothels

and shit like that. That's what I think of that crew. It's that. They stop on the highway at the sex shop to pick up a dildo. It's like, it's like the old it's like the old Craigslist. I used to get jobs on Craigslist doing video work. What are you talking about? I would film bar mitzvahs. He was also a homeless dude.

That's true. There is, I don't know if this is true, but I will ask Tyler Watkins' expertise on this. There is a man out there, I believe wearing tighter shorts than Andrew Hiller. Tyler, would you please examine? Oh yeah.

This guy killer short absolute slut. Wait one more time. If your gym shorts don't make you feel like an absolute slut, they're not the ones. If your gym short, I'm here for it for it my my shorts today were ranger panties essentially three inches i'm all here for it that just doesn't look comfortable though do you think killer would wear those tyler do you think killer would wear those i'd be surprised if he doesn't have them on right now listen i need i need room to breathe i can't be doing all that that's oh

john wants to get in the middle. John, what kind of underwear do you wear when you do the Open? Do you wear tighty-whities to keep it nice and close, or do you wear boxer briefs? Wow, okay, boxer briefs. Okay, those are tighty-whities for straight guys. I'm a tighty-whity guy myself. Okay, Rich and the Gang.

Rich and the Gang. What a good group of dudes. Angelo DiCicco, Rory McKernan, Rich Froning. They wanted to tussle with Dave Castro a little bit. They brought in their boy Scott Vandersloot, the ringer, to brawl with Dave. Here we go. Rich's response a week two after the huge blowout with Dave. Dave, go way back.

On you go. We're mutually not watching each other's things, except for we pull stuff completely out of context from each other and then talk shit about each other i'm not saying i don't like it you're using that tone we're getting canceled by dave for sure on this one and so now we're going to clip this up and now it's going to end up on the weekend review or whatever the hell that that show is called me and dave what it's called rich yeah yeah yeah rich yeah the review of the weekend review yeah yeah yeah yeah what started their little feud i know they've had a

couple listen they had a podcast they were talking shit and then these fucking these goofballs decided to highlight it and make a reel and then rich's daddy came in which i was told i would never to talk about but rich already talked about it, so I'll talk about it. Rich Sr. told me to come over and fuck me up if I talk about it. Then Rich's dad got involved, and he would come over here and fuck me up. Rich's dad got involved and started spanking Dave around a little bit. Yeah, it was cool. I was on the thread.

It was pretty funny. And Dave started yelling back at Rich's dad. And then he texted me on the side, and he's like, oh, shit, this is Rich's dad. And then he texted me on the side and he's like, oh shit, this is Rich's dad. So he quickly backpedaled. It is. It's like that. It comes into your phone and your phone says Rich Froning or Rich Froning. I mean, it's fucked up.

Anyway, what a great thing to have a front row seat of a tussle of two giants. Rich did the right thing and leaned into it in that video. I thought it was funny. And he kind of dispelled it, but he was also like, yeah, this is what we do. This is our back and forth. Yeah, I agree. I hope there's no collateral damage.

Golden barbell. Listen carefully, people. Listen carefully. The beautiful Alexis Raptus speaks on the golden barbell rewind that you that everyone stuck to it it really wouldn't have been crazy I thought Adler was gonna just

do like two extra reps one extra yeah because he really wanted that golden barbell so he did yeah he made it clear he's like I'm I'm getting that Dave was like the barbell's not even that cool oh shit don't say the same thing i was like it's not gold gold no he was like it's brown it's copper and then and then the ends weren't gold i was like just it shouldn't be a functional

barbell it should be a trophy strictly yeah or like spray painted yeah maybe next year yeah rogues pretty good so they'll they'll figure it out maybe next the brown barbell dave said it isn't even cool he told raptus that he probably looked into raptus's eyes and started swooning and just the truth i uh i don't think dave wanted her to say that on a podcast i don't think he cares but god alexis the NDA. I don't think he cares. But, God, Alexis, wrap this on the Training Think Tank podcast. Go watch it. Travis Mayer. Now, what's interesting is yesterday or the day before,

Tyler Watkins. Hi, baby. Go. Let us know. Travis Mayer will absolutely crush this workout. Nah. Absolutely, dude. But let's talk about Travis's last week.

Let's talk about 24.1. Here we go. Let's not. He's like, I'm getting that. Oh, shit. Is it the same clip twice? Maybe. Let me look.

Hold on. Go down one more link. Obviously. This is it. March 7th. Sorry. March. this is march 7th uh sorry march yeah march 7th uh 508 p.m caleb has an error boycott yeah yeah well for making yep same one sorry oh son of it you won't see the broke okay uh they were ripping on travis that's my fault. Of course, it's not Caleb's fault. Okay. Ben Smith, as you saw earlier in the show,

has taken to Instagram to show us the proper setup. And someone, I think it was Will Branstad or someone said, the transition wars have begun. now honestly could this be the fastest way to do it you'd have to move your double unders why not why can't this be the fastest way to do it why is this a joke why is this serious about the way you put the barbell down and you've got to be careful getting your feet in out of the straps so you're not wrecking your shins it's got to be careful about the way you put the barbell down, and you've got to be careful getting your feet in and out of the straps so you're not wrecking your shins. It's got to be in the exact right spot.

I didn't realize it's raised. He's on a raised platform. Taylor, you should try the workout like this. What am I doing double unders? On top of that jerk block back there? No, you step off. You step back. You just step back.

If I'm moving away from it to do that Then what's the purpose of doing this It's one transition you don't have to worry about If you cut out one transition You only have to do the other Just have McLovin do it Who Okay so this is a complete joke Yes

Okay But will we see some creative setups John will we see some creative setups Okay, so this is a complete joke. Yes. Okay. All right. But will we see some creative setups? John, will we see some creative setups? I mean, I think the setup that we talked about is the best setup. But sure, I think we'll see a lot of triangles. What setup?

The setup Bryson Del Monte was doing in the show previously? Yeah, I think that's the best way to go about it. But maybe somebody's got a smarter way to go about it. I bet you, however Fikowski does it, it's probably the best way to do about it but maybe somebody's got a smarter way to go about it i bet you uh however fukowski does it is probably the best way to do it all right uh caleb uh like always has to fix my errors we will now go back to the uh travis the talk about travis mayer doing 24.1 on the training think tank podcast with alexis max dude and max elhaj, here we go. All right. Travis Meyer. 1,130. That was a good reaction. We don't need anything else.

Should I edit this out? I'm going to make this guy. John, we don't ever treat you that bad, do we? Oh, y'all treat me way worse than that. Andrew Hiller, if you belong to a training camp, is this funny? I get called a retarded inbred like every single show. What are you talking about?

Why are you a retarded inbred? We're talking up here. Andrew Hiller, what do you think? Does this sting a little bit? Or does Travis take it all in fun? No, I don't think he takes it that bad. He shouldn't. I don't think they'd be saying it if they figured he would either. He's about to wreck this

workout, so he'll be fine. Tyler, Alexis Raptus is his training partner. They've spoken about how they enjoy training together. Does this put a hiccup in their training? I think Travis laughs to himself while he's there and then he goes home and he's like these freaking guys you gotta be kidding me he'll uh he'll put a tour in this next one uh justin's rope was touched there is a rule in the rule book that does not allow coaches or outside people or translators or dogs to touch the equipment during the workout unless otherwise stated here we have andrew hiller's instagram

showing something different happened in the live broadcast today of 24.2 you do this again probably not man well one and done that what you think you think and here's my my and done. Is that what you think? You think? And here's my 10-round score. These guys still looking at them. They still just got off that at 635.

This Eric comment is insanely dumb. I think he's writing down split times in the middle of the floor because he can't do that anywhere else. Yeah, man. He's going to be right down by split times from over here. Well, I mean, you literally have him grabbing the rope. It's in sight that he's doing it.

And the thing I'm trying to mark out there is that you can see the ropes in different spots and Justin isn't the one who did it. There's also nothing on the floor to see like, oh, I was riding split times down. If you're doing it in chalk, you on the floor to see like Oh I was writing split times down If you're doing it in chalk you'd be able to see it What is the tie break time for this? The tie break spot

I don't think there is one Caleb you'll get the final word here Should he have to do the workout again Or should he be penalized or should he be let go Since it appears Adrian Bosman was right there Redo it Tell him In track and field if you didn't know Mickey Mouse has entered the track and field Adrian Bosman was right there. Redo it. Yeah. All right. Tell them. In track and field, if you didn't know,

Mickey Mouse has entered the track and field world. Huh? And other sporting news. We always have to contextualize CrossFit by showing other sports. I swear if you close your eyes, you can convince yourself Mickey Mouse has just broken the 400-meter indoor world record for Netherlands. And here we go. when you're putting your mind to it you know exactly what to do indoors how was that for you oh it was amazing i mean it was such a strong race you were all running so fast multiple running in the 50s so i knew i had to go out fast

i'd leak in front of me so i wanted to be in front and i could hear how far she was behind me so i was like okay okay okay i had my eyes closed and it was i mind-boggling oh my goodness there's two ways to take this either you don't test her at all because you know she's not on anything or she's faking to hide the fact that her voice is deep, and so you definitely test her. Either way. I don't know. Ariana Grande had a weird voice like that, and then she became Ariana Grande. So did Michael Jackson.

Yeah. Michael Jackson was famous from the start. In other news, in the fighting news, Jake Paul, 27, will be fighting 57-year-old Mike Tyson in July. Believe it or not, this is a true story. We signed the contract. Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson Saturday, July 20th.

This is so stupid. Shut up. How is it stupid? tyson better beat that shit out of that mike tyson's a millionaire because jake paul paid him whatever money to do this i promise you wait say that again everybody that takes him on all of his stuff is fake yeah but he's gonna make back triple fold who cares if it fake? I think there's still a chance Tyson... I still think there's a chance Tyson kills him. No! He's paid. He's going to do whatever the script

says. Yeah, but Tyson also beat the shit out of a guy on an airport. Caleb, do we have time to do a quick search? I know it's the news. Is it true that Mike Tyson has been offered $100 million for this fight? Let's see. John Strickland literally said when Jake, Jake Paul talked trash about him,

he was like, I, you know, I can't fight you. I like, cause it costs 40 million or you're going to pay $40 million. And I'm not going to go along with whatever you want me to do. And wow.

He, and he, it's all fate. That's why he won't fight real people because they won't. Logan, Paul, Logan, Paul. No, no. It's all fate. That's why he won't fight real people. No, dude. He's Logan Paul. Logan Paul does the same thing. He's the American champion of the world or whatever. It's real boxing.

And finally... That's why he won't fight real boxers. He has to find somebody who's 57 or he has to find some internet person who thinks they can box. And finally, we have two of the more bizarre stories in the news. Maybe the two most bizarre stories. We'll head back to Alexis Raptus doing a snatch.

As they say in the hood, face down, ass up. Oh my God. You have a CrossFit bill video. Oh my God. She got decapitated. I thought I broke my back.

I want to watch it again. People thought I was dead. I thought you were dead watching it. Oh, my God. Ricky Garrard, what do you think? Is this good that she shared this? Should she have kept this secret? I always wondered why she looked like that, and now it makes sense.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God. I told you to go hard, not be an asshole. She could eat normal before that failed, and then that caused her disease. Wow, so you think that caused her pooping problem? Wow, John Yonji explains her pooping problem. Tyler Watkins.

I've done that before, too, and now I can't open my eye all the way. Tyler Watkins, can you watch this one more time? And I want you to watch. I've already watched it 800 times. But I want you to look technically what happened. Stop enjoying it and actually look what happened. Why does this happen?

She didn't lock out. Fell on her back. Caught it. And then rolled out gracefully. What happened? Why does this happen? She didn't lock out. Fell on her back, caught it, and then rolled out gracefully. I think that's the most graceful rollout you could do on that. Hey, she's a gymnast. It looks so bad.

She's a world-class gymnast. She was a world-class gymnast of the highest level. So, okay. And finally, what I find is one of the most despicable acts that can happen to a CrossFitter. I take you back to 24.2. The great Seth Rollins. All eyes on him.

Action. Action. Andrew Hiller, first thoughts on that. I mean, I'm already blocked by Justin, so I guess I don't feel bad talking crap about his dog, but the way you train your dogs has a lot about you. John Young, do you euthanize? The dog is always all over the place, and that's not the dog's fault uh john do you euthanize the dog or the owner i think it's whoever's holding the door and just let the

dog in and think it's their fault i don't think you can blame the dog for that i don't think you blame justin for that whoever let the dog in the door is their fault. Well, hey, if someone's watching my dog somewhere and the dog's acting like a menace, that's my fault because I didn't train the dog to not act right with whomever's watching them. Tyler, you're from Alabama. Shouldn't that dog be in a kennel? I would have begged whoever posted this to not post this. Yeah.

If you were Medeiros? Yeah. Yeah, that's the CrossFit Games we posted it. Hey, this isn't funny. When you're doing a workout, it's serious. You don't want your fucking dog or someone's dog running in the middle of your workout.

It's his garage. I'm imagining that's a 25 snatch because it could be. You're absolutely right about that. John, are you trying to give the dog a pass? Are you trying to give this a pass i'm not gonna blame the dog for running into a place that he's ran into a million times and i'm also not gonna blame the owner of that hey is that miranda who's letting the dog in it's not her fault either

i think it is that i think it is miranda i feel for the dog. Can you imagine taking a rope to the face like that? Oh, Jesus. Fuck the dog. Yeah, now Seth's going to redo the whole workout. His whole score is in my mouth. That's a transition right there. Seth's having a world-class score. The dog got confused.

He thought it was trade rope time. And now, ladies and gentlemen. Do you post that on the CrossFit's game site? Absolutely. Ladies and gentlemen, CrossFit. Do you post that on the CrossFit game site? Absolutely. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, anything to get some shock value. I love you guys.

Thanks for watching the news. Uh, see you guys tomorrow morning at 7am. And don't forget tomorrow's the biggest show in CrossFit outside of week three, week three, we'll be Colton against Taylor self, but tomorrow, Jason Hopper versus Taylor Self.

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