The Sevan Podcast - We Have A BIG Week | Live Call In - Air Force Bomb Squad at Trump Rally

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

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I was looking at that Instagram account the fittest Fittest flat earther this morning. Okay, dude. Oh my god, a little crazy I I mean I Don't I don't know what to say about it other than the fact that like I Understand I understand why people are freaked out by Like when we have flat earthers on, why people lose their shit.

Cause this dude will unravel your shit. Like if you, you know what I mean? Like if he creeps, you know what I mean? Like if he creeps into your brain, like it reminds me one time that when Ra came over here and was trying to convince me that aliens were real. Yeah. And like he was so fucking convincing

and just like all the shit that people had found, you know what I mean? Like this person found an alien and then I Google the person's name and their professor at the University of Colorado. And like it would just this, this account is just absolutely nuts. Basically this guy reminds me of Hiller in the sense that not that Hillers into flatter stuff, but Hiller makes connections that I just don't know anyone else. I've never met anyone who can make the connections he makes. This guy reminds me of Hiller in the sense that not that Hillers into flatter stuff at Hiller makes connections that I just don't know Anyone else I've never met anyone who can make the connections he makes you know what I mean, right?

And this guy makes some fucking crazy connections, man He just sent a zooms out and then just Put this together. It seems like yeah, or or like he has incredible facial recognition skills as a person and nuances of like contours on the face so he can start connecting people that I would never start connecting and then that just happens to be his reality. Like yeah, the pictures of Tom Brady looking like Gary Busey. Yeah, the buttered sausage guy.

I just oh my god I did I did not see that But I mean once he put him side by side. I guess I could see it. Yeah, it seems like a stretch But here let me play this one I haven't even watched this one, but just so people get an idea of what we're talking about this shit This guy is just like he goes deep hard time. I put an end to all this cloning madness. This was literally one of the Yahoo! lead stories today. Kristin Cavallari claims Kanye West is a clone.

It's not the effing same person. Well, you're right about one part. That's not effing Kanye. But it's not because he's a clone. They're using clones to muddy the waters for what's actually going on. And not only to muddy the waters, but's actually going on and not only to muddy the waters But to mock you and to even mock God and I'll explain

You see Hollywood has been getting other people to act as other people for a long long time and it's not cloning It's literally just costumes and makeup and masks and prosthetics and just because they call this guy Simon Cowell doesn't mean it's actually Simon Cowell. It's just another guy and they made him up to look like Simon Cowell to confuse you and propagate the clone nonsense. Now I seriously want you to ask yourself, what is more likely that Brad Pitt has put on some prosthetics and some different color hair and a little bit of latex

to look like Benicio del Toro Or that they 3d printed another clone of Brad Pitt and they're just printing these people you guys It's the guy on what the guy seems saying to me Yeah, I just don't understand the whole like propagating the clone thing. Like what? Is there something about clones that? I don't know.

Just, I think he's just saying that they just want to confuse shit. Like, Hey, if you start saying that someone's a clone, then you're crazy. But, but if you say that they just put makeup on, just It's it you're not crazy, yeah, okay But holy shit, he's just constantly making these fucking all sorts of crazy connections. Basically. No one's dead every it's just it's a lot I'm not just in hiding or something. I wonder if this guy will come on the show probably He looks for this shit They're just in hiding or something. I wonder if this guy will come on the show probably He looks at his shit Yeah, he does. He looks pretty shredded. We live on a flat level non rotating plane. I also like fitness

Alright, I hate when people use that word but fitnessing Jack Hanfield's coming on today It's a NorCal guy NorCal competitor I saw I saw him at NorCal, you know, it's created I Saw him at NorCal and then I started and then I really liked him So we exchanged phone numbers and we've been texting but but sometimes I have so many texts going on that I I don't know who's who in my oh there. He is look. Let's go. Yeah, did I send you a link Jack? I think I sent you a link

But I have trouble I Try oh He says he's tried messing messaging you before but you didn't see his message who me yeah Mmm but you didn't see his message. Who me? Yeah. Hmm. Let's find out. Oh, I sent you a link. I sent you a link

in the text. Let me see. Where are you? Here, I'll send you a link in the in the text. Let me see. Where are you? Here I'll send you another link There you got it. I Don't even I don't know if I can say what he does for a living I think I can but what he's doing a fundraiser He's doing it. How do you he's gonna do a burpee for every dollar he collects what? Yeah, and he's already collected. I think 2,600 bucks. How's he gonna do that? Can you do that? Can you do 2600 reviews very slowly? I don't know. Yeah What's up hans

Oh, he's a member of hans's gym no shit. Oh wow small world it is a small world I was talking to Jenny the lady who does dense updates. Yeah, and it sounds like What'd you say? Not Denise. Oh, not Denise. I thought you said dense titties. Well She she trains at the gym where John's grid team is based out of, I think. And she also trains at the gym that that guy Marco, I think that guy might own that gym. Remember the team guy who spoke out about being at the, he was at the games and he gave his perspective of what happened with Dave and the athletes.

Do you remember that? It was like a Superparts series. Oh yeah, yeah. He was amplified. I think he also trains at that gym. It's what is it is such a small world. Some would say we're a cult. What's up, dude? What's up? How are you doing? Pretty good. How are you? Good.

Are you in your hotel room? Yeah, sadly. Jack, Caleb, Caleb, Jack. What's up, Caleb? Nice to meet you, Jack. Nice to meet you, dude. Nice to meet you, dude. Yeah. I think I just messaged you in chat. I don't think I messaged you on instead.

I read my DMs. I read them. All right. Marco used to own that gym. He still trains there. Okay. Yeah. God, it's such a small world.

And I think, does Seth own five gyms on the Hawaiian islands? Is that a true story? That sounds right. That's crazy. I Think I've been to one of them Jack are you single? Yes, that means yes. No. Oh, no, my beautiful wife's at home with my with my little boy Great question. How you let's just get that shit out of the way Great question, Heidi. Let's just get that shit out of the way. Uh, oh, wow. I can't get over David Lucas started his own podcast and had Matt Walsh on it like Twilight Zone. Wow. No shit.

Wow. Does he talk on it or is he just texting and vaping the whole time? That was our that was our worst guest of all time. Not that show is crazy. It was great. What are you talking about? Jack, this guy was texting his mom and taking phone calls and it was all sorts of weird shit going on during the podcast. Yeah, my phone's over there. I have respect. Nice. Hey, can you tell us where you are? Yeah, I'm in Georgia right now. For work? Yeah, got sent over here to work with the Secret Service for a rally. And what would

your job be? Do you check premises or something? Yeah, just making sure that there's no explosive hazards. So, can you tell us where you work? Yeah, I work at Vandenberg Space Force Base in Yeah, I work at Vandenberg Space Force Base in California. So I'm in Air Force EOD Tech. Oh yeah, I'm supposed to say the DOD, this is my opinion, everything I'm gonna say. Oh good, thank you. This is me talking as me. I'm not representing the Air Force being on this podcast. And then EOD stands for? Explosive Ordnance Disposal. So like the Air Force's bomb squad.

So, and is that specifically really what you do? Does the acronym actually stand for that? That's specifically what you guys do. You guys, I guess already the job has expanded a little bit. Not only do you dispose of them, but you also search for them? Yeah, yeah. So we do, we deal with UXOs,

which is unexploded ordnance. That's just like military munitions. So, you know, say a plane drops a bomb and doesn't explode, we can't just leave it there. So it'd take care of it. You guys go ahead and get it. And so the only thing I know about explosives is there's a wooden box with like a T-pressor that comes out of it and then there's two wires. I seen it as a kid. I used to

see them all the time. Wiley Coyote was a gangsta. Do you go there to where this rally is and you start looking for strings on the ground? Yeah, I mean we just we worked with other agencies and they kind of tell us what we need to do specifically and follow their direction and that's it just because the secret service is really just like a police force. So yeah, more like security and personnel so they don't they don't have like a Explosive mitigation person there. So that's why we're here. So they bring in a bunch of people and we get to go do some cool stuff.

Can you give me an example of like what you look for? Like are you looking for mine or do you guys have special equipment that looks for like electronic signals? Or do you look for disturbances in the ground where someone buried something? Like if you see bleachers, do you guys scour under the bleachers? Like can you give me any idea of like what you guys do? Without going into specifics We check everything is all I say

Everything okay And so they're like ceiling tiles and roof like you have to like push them open and like search through ceiling tiles Or like yeah somebody's bedside table Like correct. So like you're finding people's dildos and vibrators and shit. You mean stuff in the past? Sorry. Yeah, I bet. Bibles, Bibles for people have found stuff in the past. Yeah. And we're not allowed to even if we, you know, if we find drugs in someone's hotel room,

we're not allowed to do anything with them because we're not allowed to, even if we, you know, if we find drugs in someone's hotel room, we're not allowed to do anything with them because we're not law enforcement and the military is not allowed to be law enforcement to any civilian people unless you're on base. So, so it's specifically to look for bombs. You're not a, yeah. Yeah. Like if you find, um, Clinton's porn mag under his mattress, you're not, you don't report it. You just like, oh, Clinton's porn mag under his mattress, you're not you don't report it you just like oh that's cool I didn't yeah, we can't detain anyone. We can't arrest anybody. We can't Use force against anyone. We're we're harmless to people Although you could say a hustler magazine could lead to a potential explosion small explosion Yeah, that's

And how long you you been doing that job? I've been in EOD tech for two and a half years now. I've been in Air Force for four and a half. How did you choose that? Why did you spin off into that direction? Honestly I lucked out. I got I cashed in on my luck. I graduated from Oklahoma State in 2020 during COVID.

And I was thinking about going to masters like keep going to school and I was like, I don't really want to do that. And my mom was in the Air Force. My brother was in the Navy at the time. So I was like, fuck it. We're gonna unless so join the Air Force. My brother was in the Navy at the time. So I was like, fuck it, we're gonna enlist. So joined the Air Force. I went the special warfare route for like six or eight months, I want to say. Yeah, about that timeframe. And then I was like, nope, I quit. And got out of there. And I got lucky enough to get an interview with

the EOD recruiter from San Antonio and He was like, all right, you're gonna go to EOD school at Shepherd Graduated that went to EOD school in in Florida graduated there. Oh Kelly. Oh shit. Worlds are colliding Oh shit. Did you live in a motorhome? Yes, I did Are you serious? Holy shit, dude, this is crazy. Yeah that that that that

that that that that that And the houses are so expensive that we didn't just want to buy a house and in a shitty neighborhood that we didn't know so Just saved up some money Motor home over here than it is to find a house. That's for sure Hell yeah, it is So you said your mom's a cook in the Air Force? No, she was a nurse in the Air Force. Oh, you see what I did there. Yeah

pretty close sexist sexist the the the the the the the Yeah, yeah. Listen, when I think of crooks in the Air Force, I really actually don't think of women. I think of black dudes with hair nets on. That's just what I see.

That's my stereotype. Yeah, I'm very, I categorize things. Some people call it raises, I call it discernment, categorization, pattern recognition. That's right. There you go. And you're liking your job, you like your gig? Yeah dude, we got it cool. We get cool trips, we get to do a lot of cool stuff.

I've been out of the country this year. I went to Japan for Jungle Warfare school. Went to Washington for electronics course. Went to Detroit for another rally. I'm here, went to Detroit for, um, another rally. I'm here. You get to do cool shit. So, um, I was looking at some of the literature you sent me and it sounds, it's, I didn't realize this, but I guess all four branches have a EOD. Why does the route, how did, how does the air force get chosen? Is there a distinction between the different, um,

EODs at the different branches, like different specialties? Like you would be hidden explosives or the Marines would be nuclear explosives or is it specialty or divided at all or what's the deal? Yeah, yeah. You kind of nailed it. So it's under the four services, one crab, kind of like one badge thing. So like we're all EOD Marines, Army, Air Force, Navy. They all just, we all just kind of do different, slightly different things. Army's a lot more, you know, like going forward hands on at first, especially like in Afghanistan, the Army would go do EOD work first, they would get tasked out, they would get completely beat up and then the Air Force would fill in in the back. The Marines, they inert explosives the be hazardous. So if you see like a display for a hand grenade in a museum, those are certified

inert if they're like a real or were a real grenade. Maybe they dive so they go through dive school. We don't. Some units in the Air Force handle nukes. Just depends on where you're stationed. depends on where you're stationed. So just depends. And so like this rally, does every rally have EOD guys go to it? Or is this leveled up since the assassination attempts? Anybody who is under protection gets support. Wow. Okay. Wow. Okay. President, vice president, past presidents, high officials, even their husbands and wives. Hey, so when, I don't remember the details of it now, it was a well ago, but the guy crooks that was took shots at allegedly took

shots at Trump, he I had heard reports that they found bombs in his car. So they would call out EOD guys from the US military and they would go then take the car apart and get to the bombs and dispose of them or dismantle them or disarm them, that would be your eyes? That's where it gets a little fishy. That might go to the FBI. Most of the stuff that's off base, the FBI handles it, just because it's like a, if you're building a bomb, like it's automatic terrorism, automatic. So the FBI is above us and they're like,

we're gonna handle this. They might ask for our help, but it's not really our, we're more like IDs for terrorists outside the United States. Does that make sense? Yeah, I'm watching Dexter right now and it's just a TV show, but the guys who work in homicide, they get crazy hard ons when there's a murder, right? They just can't wait to work murders.

Or I've had friends who are firefighters and they get so excited when there's a fire like because you know they get so many calls to just like old folks homes and shit but they really want to like go show up at a Costco cut a hole in the roof and jump in and put the fire out you know what I mean I mean they want to use their training yeah or if I've had your seals and when they get out or something happens and they're done they're so bummed because they're trained to do this job and there's nowhere to do the job.

Do you go there? Are you guys like excited? I mean, obviously you don't want to find one, but are you guys like so passionate about finding one? Like would that be like for Froning killing a huge buck with fucking 20 points? I mean, are you guys just like, fuck, we got to find one. Yeah, I know I'm sure I don't want to speak for everybody. I think a lot of us enjoy our job and we enjoy doing it.

So like getting the opportunity to go, go do our job is fun. Like if we get a call, we're like, we got action. Like let's go. Yeah. Hacker shit up, let's go. Yeah, hacker shit up. Let's go. So yeah. Most of the time. Yeah.

It's it's fun. It's a really cool job. You get to just blow shit up all the time. Hey, is there is there work for you in the private sector? Doing that? You know how like a lot of these guys like you'll hear like Bill Gates is security detail or even even Greg security detail was always full of guys who were former Special Forces, is there opportunity for you guys after that? Yeah, yeah, there. I won't say a ton.

But there definitely is. Depending on where you live, you can go work for a lot of different federal services. Just a lot of the jobs are harder to come by just because they're really sought after. Gotcha. I mean, our career fields really small, like, I mean, in the in the Air Force, there's probably like 1300 of us. So not a lot of people. Gotcha. Everyone, everyone knows everyone.

They know if you're a douchebag or if you're a really good dude. So your name definitely precedes not much. Like your reputation carries a lot. So if people don't think you're a good person, you're definitely not. You're like you're always one person away from somebody knowing you. Right. Kind of like the CrossFit community. Yes. Like someone already said, and I think someone already said in the chat that they trained at the same gym as you or some shit.

Or that you worked out at the same gym I thought I saw. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, Hans is my coach. That's my dad. Even though we're like the same age. He is awfully mature. Isn't he a mature man? It's crazy Um, hey vandenberg was where elon was launching the satellites, right? Correct. He he launches like every other week now, so we get to see a lot of a lot of rocket launches Hey, and is that? Is that a pull up along the guy everyone pulls up a launch here on the base and watches them go up and you know, pours an iced tea? Yeah, it's, it gets surprisingly like a airplane taking off.

You're like, oh, there's an airplane taking off. Oh, right. But the cool ones are- We're just sending everything to space, dude. Yeah. Hey, I will add this. If you haven't seen a rocket launch, Seb, you got to come up and watch one Yeah, they're so fucking bright like that in the sky. You can't even really look at it. It's like a welders torch Yeah, it hurts your eyes to look at it's so bright

It is really cool when they land back on base though so sometimes they won't win the barge and they'll just fucking fly in and you just see it coming down and a big sonic boom lands and then You go. It's so my god See those those are the things that I always like like, you know When you're at an event and the Air Force flies over the Navy flies over my favorite part is the sound right? That's that's the coolest thing about going to air shows like we were just in Newport beach and they were practicing for an air show in Huntington beach.

So the planes were making big loops and they were just flying over our beach house. And that, I mean, just when they come in sideways and just all that power and all that rumbling, I don't know why, but this really, that's just, it's such a wonderful, uh, um, experience. Makes your balls tingle. Yeah, it's fucking sick. Wow. Hey, it doesn't get old. That's for sure.

That's not a booms too. So you've heard sonic booms. Yeah. God, that's awesome. Yeah, I think now that you mentioned it, I think I remember watching a video recently of one of Elon's rockets coming back to Earth and you could actually see it did something to the air. You could actually see where it had its sonic boom. It's going faster than the speed of sound and then it slows down below the speed of sound and that's when you get the boom whenever you go over or under.

Yeah, as long as you're like within the atmosphere. And I think they're directional so like You have to kind of be near it But I think those rockets go like when like when his rockets come back to earth. I think they're going like 4,000 miles an hour and they slow down Oh my god, that's crazy Seve you need to attend NASCAR race. If you were drawn to acoustics. Yeah.

I bet you I would love being around a, at a straight away. At their turning left. They're turning left again. They're still turning left. I went to the horse races once too. And I got that same, um, when they come around the track, I get, I get that same like excitement as you hear them stampeding by I I'm like, holy shit, this is crazy. All right, so you're doing a fundraiser?

Oh yeah, I am. Tell me, tell me. All right, so every year- Aren't you too young to do a fundraiser? Isn't that like an old man, like you've been in for 10 years and you start a fundraiser? I don't know, I've done this the last, so this is my third year running this fundraiser for my shop. So every EOD shop, most of them run this fundraiser

and they make a team. So our team is Space Monkeys. So on that profile, right next to like my profile picture, you can click Space Monkeys. Yeah. And so that's my team page. So that's all my buddies at work that I work with. So we're, we're working with the UD Warrior Foundation. We're raising money for families of EOD techs who've been killed since 9-11. So there's 137 of them for all four branches. There's 20 in the Air Force. And yeah, so that money goes to those families for scholarship support for their kids, but it also goes to wounded EOD techs. Because if you lose a leg or you lose an arm,

you need a lot more support than the VA is gonna be able to provide for you. So they give grants, they give medical help, in-house care, all that stuff. So super cool organization. The people who run it are awesome. They care a lot about us. Guys, if everyone on the show would donate a dollar, that's one burpee. on the show would donate a dollar that's one burpee. Yeah so I got $2,991 and I don't know how to do 0.75 burpees but I guess I'll round up. You got to round up for that blast frag man.

Yeah I guess I'll round up. You guys don't share the 3,000 burpees? No this was my idea. It started out that I told people at one month CrossFit that I was going to do a dollar per burpee. And then it just kind of turned into I guess I'm just going to do them for everyone. So Taylor self he already donated 50 bucks from Sentinel Training. Shout out to Taylor. I talked to Bryson on Insta. He said he's gonna donate seven already donated a hundred. So You guys fucking rock Hey guys, I just googled. Um, I Just googled I want to tell people what to Google's in case the link doesn't work Google donate EOD Jack HAN F I E L D donate EOD Jack Hanfield. Let me see what pops up

EOD Jack Hanfield. Let me see what pops up. Let me click this top one. I put the link in the bio as well of this show. Oh, okay. Open that up here. I'll make this easy too. I'll post this. I'll post the story real quick. Yeah. Okay. And I'll link it in the story on my, on my personal profile. Donate. So though, by the way, I just posted the words that I Googled. If you,

if you put donate EOD Jack Hanfield, and you don't got to give anything big, just give five bucks. Hey, that crazy dude, you're telling me that there's 137 EOD guys that have died since 9-eleven can you what can you tell me a story of how an EOD guy died like how does that happen so that I mean that includes an EOD tech being in a helicopter that crashes we've lost lost way too many people in helicopter crashes. We've lost people in turrets and route clearance getting shot, like doing normal military duties, so not even doing EOD work. We've had people die trying to disarm IEDs on the road. We've had people get, you know, struck by an ID in a vehicle.

It's everything. So if you go on the EOD Warrior Foundation website, there's a virtual memorial. So there's a memorial at Eglin Air Force Base at the schoolhouse. I think if you go to the memorial tab at the top, yeah. And then so you can click on the Air Force side and you can see all the 20 that have So the first 20 are since 9-eleven and I believe there's like 14 after that that are pre 9-eleven So the guy Dan Johnson the second one on the third far right column. Yeah, so that guy, he was stationed at Vandenberg at our base. So we have a memorial there for him. So we just hosted a disc golf tournament in Santa Maria for him. We raised like $6,000 for the Warrior Foundation.

So he, yeah. So we do a lot of fundraising. His widow, she lives in Santa Maria, She's awesome. Her name is Kristen. So we go visit his grave every year. He's buried in Santa Maria. Ian, thank you for the donation. Thanks, Ian. Thank you. You are wonderful. I love that. God damn, meat and fruit. Yeah, meat and fruit.

Meat and fruit. So those fine gentlemen and lady are there for us following for EOD. Hey, don't you wear a suit so that nothing can hurt you? Like you just put on a suit and then you just go stand over the bomb and detonate it and it's all good. The suit helps a little bit. It helps with fragmentation from explosions, but it doesn't protect from blast. Blast is like pressure created from an explosion like a chemical reaction creates a wave of pressure and that wave of pressure is what really does the most damage to your body because it can blow out your lungs blow out your ears any of those soft tissues so you can't I can't like you can't like I can't you can't put that on and then just hold a grenade near your

face it doesn't work like that no I mean also he's not wearing any gloves. Yeah. So definitely not. Our bomb suits are really cool though. They have like a little Siri thing in it that you can talk to the helmet and have it turn on stuff. So it has lights, fans, air conditioning. It has an outward speaker and an inward speaker because then you wear that 25 pound helmet. It's really hard to talk. But the suit weighs like 75 or 75 pounds for medium and 90 for a large. Wow. 90 pounds. Wow. I know another guy who will probably need a large. I'm gonna need a large. Yeah, you know, you know, the the Christmas story movie with the kid that can't put his arms down. Yeah, that's exactly what it feels like Wow, hey is the hurt locker an accurate movie? No Yes, it's super accurate. That's exactly what we do. Everyone should go watch it and that's how cool I am

That's what I do every day. What about um What if you have to pee when you have that on? So whenever we put that on right like we're dealing with an IED we don't wear that for UXOs because UXOs we can figure out what it is. What's a UXO? Unexploded Orniths so grenade, landmine, rocket whatever. Okay. We can we have a publication that we can look up any military or nuts and figure out what it is. But for IDs or that, but so we try to stay away

from the ID as and use remote means as much as possible. So we'll go down to an item wearing it, come back to the truck, take off the top and the helmet, keep the pants on. So we're not, we wear it continuously, but we're not fully wearing it for, I would say more than 30 minutes at a time. Okay. So there are explosives that you see them and then you come back to the base and you're like, okay, send over the dog and the dog detonates it.

Yeah. Robot. No, you leave a hamburger near it. We throw some rocks. Hey, you know, that's been done. Oh yeah. 100%. Yeah. In a pinch. What up Patrick? Uh, much love to the EOD from Patrick Clark. Certainly saved my team's ass in Iraq numerous times on the roads, by the way. Uh, fuck VPs and EFPs what are VBs? vehicle born IDs are like suicide cars and EFPs are uh I don't know how to describe this uh essentially yeah Ms. Nye Chardine yeah they essentially are they create a plasma bullet it's what's in an RPG that defeats armor.

So they are directional, so they'll put them off to the side. The explosion will, explosion will bend this copper plate or glass plate, flip it, invert it, and it turns into a bullet, and it just slices through armor. Wow. EFPs are nasty for armor. Antonio St Stedford EOD school dropout rate that often exceeds 50% much respect oh so they weed out a lot of you start with

the big class and they weed out a lot of people yeah I think I think the Air Force EOD rate is like 85% attrition I only failed one class one test in UD school though what was it dispensers and payloads no shit damn that's what I'm that's what I just started oh you're in there yep everybody's saying that's the hardest one right it's not the hardest one just don't be a fucking idiot hey and when you failed failing tests it's not failing like physical stuff or it's both. Dude, come on. I'm not telling no physical shit.

Yeah, right. I saw you. I know you're not but I'm saying physical. Do people do people fail physical stuff? Yeah, actually. So we have like a different requirement than regular Air Force. I will still say it's a pretty low bar. It's not crazy. You don't need to be like a crazy cross fitter top one percenter to make it. But people do get hung up like a spec. I would say the bigger of a more powerful of a person you are like you can just if you're raised on a farm and you're 300 pounds, you could still probably pass it. But if you're like really scrawling, like a one 20 pounder, you're going to struggle just because a lot of it is with weight, like deadlift rowing, uh,

medicine ball throws, the bigger you are, the better you are for our new tier two. Uh, guys, you want to Google, if you want to find the website to donate out what you do, just Google donate EOD Jack Hanfield Hanfield spelt spelt just like you think H a and there's no D right there is Oh, okay, sorry, yeah, my Instagram my personal Instagram is also my app Okay, you can click my story and just click the link Okay, or you could just Google that what uh, what I just did and please, please donate, uh, five bucks. It's easy.

Hey, Jack, did you, um, did you experience something that made it? So you wanted to get into the charity game? Did you lose a friend or something? Did you have a story close to home? Um, not? Not personally. One of my buddies, his cousin actually died in the Navy and in EOD he drowned. And when we were in school, the Navy instructor

who was our instructor was his supervisor on the boat that day and did his dive checks so it was like kind of a somber day in class because our instructor realized that My classmate who's one of my best friends. He's like, oh shit Your cousin was with me and then they talked for like two hours about it. So That's pretty shitty. Yeah, and that moved you Yeah, and and I will say just our community is so small that, you know, we hear about suicide all the time from the UD guys.

So just trying to raise money, bring awareness, because not a lot of people understand what we do. You know, people don't, people think we do like door kicking and killing people all the time. That's not really what we do. We-kicking and killing people all the time but that's not really what we do we're more of a saving like we we try to save people or more of a firefighter type than a police officer type when I was at CrossFit we hired this chief financial officer and he was older like 60 I don't know when this happened but I think it happened off the coast of California. And he was working, I wonder if he was EOD, I bet he was for the

Navy. And he was working some sort of, I think it can even be googled and found, but he was working, he was working with the submarine that was coming close to land, a US submarine, I think it was a small, very small submarine, like one that maybe didn't even have like a roof. And anyway, as it got close to shore, something happened to it while he was diving near it. And it pinned him under the water, I want to say in like only like 10 feet of water. And he got stuck under there for like 25 hours, they thought he was going to die. But they were actually pumping, I remember just this part of the story, that while he was under there, they had to be pumping warm water on him to heat up the ocean

where he was at or else he was going to freeze to death and die. And he survived, but he was never the same. He was, he beat to a different drummer for sure. 24 hours underwater. And I'm guessing you guys do that kind of stuff too. Not you, but the Navy guys, they deal with like mines and submarines and all sorts of weird shit. Torpedoes, yeah. The Navy does different shit than us. What were you saying about people die clearing turrets? You mean someone would be looking like a tank gets clogged up, the turret, and you guys

would have to get the bullet out of it? While we do do that, cause that shit does happen. Uh, no, I mean more like they're just on a Humvee, you know, in a turret and they get shot just. Oh, oh, from an, not even, yeah, just in a turret get hit. Killed. It's like, not even, I, I'm not going to say not doing our job because our job is like 50 jobs and rolled into one

But they weren't doing you D specific work when they were killed like a fireman getting killed by like a hose falling on I'm as opposed to out of fire Yeah, that's a crazy picture. I've never Never seen that that's not an I don't believe that that is a EOD bomb suit. I believe that is a machine gunner Looks pretty well a EOD bomb suit. I believe that is a machine gunner suit. Looks pretty cool. Hey, so the pretty much the same. Wow. So if that dude gets hit with a bullet, he's good to go.

I don't know. I don't know what that suit is. God, that's a hell of a suit. God, that looks warm, right? Yeah, our suit is disgustingly hot. We have to air dry them out after an op. They're so hot. And I guess you've got to be hydrated to all get out when you put that thing on. Yeah, that's actually one of our things. If you didn't sleep well, if you are feeling sick, you're not really supposed to get in

it because it's so hot and so taxing that you're kind of just a detriment to the team at that point. And look at that double visor that that's to stop bullets if you get shot in the face. Look at it's got two. So I don't I don't think that will stop a bullet I think that's probably more for like frag from like grenades or rockets. Hey, when when when guys deployed, I would have friends who would be deployed and then they would do night missions. And they would go out in helicopters with you know, groups of guys I always pictured it like 12 guys are one of those guys always an EOD guy. Excuse me, it depends. Sometimes they have one sometimes they don't feel like the Navy like Navy SEALs will have a new D guy

Oda teams will have a new D Rangers, I don't know if they have them or not Hey, how so how does that work 12 guys are deployed on a night mission? You're in a helicopter. You know where the target is. You're visiting a compound You're looking for someone all 12 guys basically have the same job until their specific job is needed. So like they all basically can fight, but if something needs to be breached, the breacher comes up. If someone needs to be called back home for an airstrike, the guy with the radio calls up,

but basically they all have the same job until their specific job needs to be called up. Is that how it works? Cause I'm surprised. I'm so naive to it. I'm surprised to see that E naive to it. I'm surprised to see that EOD guys would be used to man a gun on top of a car while they're driving around. I figured they'd just be in the back just sitting down. But everyone has multiple jobs. Yeah. And our kind of thing is just being able to do everybody else's job. Like we take pride in being well-rounded enough that we can kind of get put into any situation.

And also to add, like, I haven't deployed, I haven't been on that cool team, I haven't been on a nighttime mission raid, but yeah, everybody is gonna have their own specific job and something that they're really good at. And I would presume that most of them have a backup job to take over for somebody if they get hurt It can't fulfill their duties go to at hand field

HAN triple D HAN triple D F IEL and then triple D Jack Hanfield and I go to his stories and hit the donate button and give five bucks, he's gonna do a burpee for every dollar that's donated to him. Him and the team are doing a fundraiser, Jack's team, and the money will go to soldiers who are either injured or to their families who lost soldiers doing the job. Hey, are you are you? Will you

get to see that when you go to the rally? Will you actually get to watch the rally? This this time? No, just because of where I'm working. But last time I worked I did. So we get like, you know, all access. And, and, and so if you're there, will Kamala come over and thank you for your help like will she be like, hey Uh, can I meet the soldiers who swept the area and come over and shake your hand and shit? She didn't last time but that's not a slide at her right just It just didn't I wouldn't I wouldn't I wouldn't expect that from any any of the candidates that were running.

Yeah, that was my view from the last mission I was on. No shit. Yeah. So I wouldn't expect that from any candidate and honestly any politician, because they're you know, they're there to raise my they're there to talk to constituents and we we are not supposed to have political innings like that are that very strong just because we have to work with them all sorry come back come in if you have bacon come in uh uh Caleb that guy with the wrinkle on the back of his head and the tattoo right yeah yeah that Yeah, that guy is on, I'm going to tell you that guy is on

performance enhancing drugs. Yep. For a minute, I'm going to guess Tren and TRT. And he has high blood pressure. Easily. And he dabbles in Viac. Give me one sec. For sure. I guarantee it. I guarantee it.

Wow. Yeah, wow, that looks that's pretty accurate It's like a mouth on the back of his head I Don't even have to see his face to know that yeah. Hey Which guys are the Secret Service guys you think you think the guy with the white shirt on button that looks that guy for sure? This guy on the left with the burgundy tie. Yeah this guy Maybe not so much This guy looks like the fucking

Radioactive waste Dude, yeah That looks like bait that looks some baitless some bait is shit I'm not gonna give him secret service this this read this red stripe tie Right here sure. Yeah, so your service Yeah, I think just these two burgundy tie and red tie those you think those are the only That's the only protection in the photo. Yeah, I think that's it Everybody else is on overwatch or some shit. Those are the only two if i may be so crass they look fuckable

yeah i'd agree the guy in red tie more than the burgundy tie and look at and look at the cameraman in the back uh doing what typical cameramen do he's like looking at his phone instead of the camera look see him way in the back by the window with the headset on oh yeah it's not locked in yeah that's locked in yeah that's your yeah, that's your typical That's the wide shot he just sits there and make sure the camera doesn't die. Yeah That's your typical fucking $22 an hour camera guy for crying out loud dude and hey, what about the guy with his back to us on the left? tiny

Upper left side and he has his back toes with a suit on. All you can see is his collar. You see him? We put your arrow up there right here. Yeah. No, he's not he's not looking, he's not. But maybe maybe he's scanning the crowd. Maybe that's Secret Service. Look, I like his vantage point up high.

Yeah, that's true. Good point. Good point. Hey, and where are you standing? Who's with you? Are you standing next to Secret Service 2, Jack, right there? Is there Secret Service? No. No, I'm just kind of off to the side with my team leader. Are you standing where the public is supposed to be standing or what's on that side? No, no, no one's near us. Interesting. I'm like back up against the wall, if that makes sense. Yeah.

If I was Secret Service, I would hate to be pinned against that barrier right there. I would hate that. Yeah. I will add this too, kind of random, but as much as shortcomings as the US Secret Service leadership has had in the past,'re actually really really awesome like they're really fucking good at their jobs yeah it's amazing how much Trump Trump complements the shit out of them

yeah hey that's a great photo by the way thanks yeah it was one of those things like yeah just I thought it was a cool thing. Like irregardless of political thoughts or motivations, you know, she's still the vice president of the United States. I think it's pretty good. Of course, totally. Yeah, that's a great picture. So before she gets there, how soon before she gets there do you guys get there?

Hours. And you guys crawl all over the fucking place? Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. Do you have a specific job that's something that specifically you're looking for? Are you ceilings? Are you ground? Are you wire?

Are you wireless? Are you anything specific? We all just kind of split up. There's not just one team, so there'll be multiple teams. There's a director and get directed around. All right, you guys go here, you guys go there. Let me know when you're done. We kind of overlap double check. And then we have, you know, radios, if there's new stuff

that we need to check out, you know, we also check out vehicles that are in the area, everything. You have one of those things. Go ahead, go ahead Caleb. What do you have on you? Is it just like your wallet, keys and phone? Gloves and a flashlight and a multi-tool. That's it, huh? Yeah, so we just, we find or function everything. Hey, do you have one of those sticks that has the mirror on it and you look under cars?

Yeah, we use those a lot. Yeah You got a cloth they measure with you as well just to measure it Yeah, and some inside calipers and Stefan has no idea Sorry, I didn't mean to go on it's's no, you're good. Seven, the way that like you measure. So like to to find an item, a UXO to find it in our pubs, if you don't have a name and you just have an item, you have to take measurements and they have to be really specific and then you use like the Google pub search to find it.

So you would use like inside calipers to like figure out the inside width of a fuse well, outside calipers to figure out the width of the item, the length, everything. And that's all and that's all with those measurements. You can start defining what the divide what it is. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know if a random grenade was found and the you know, like they take like serial numbers off guns. They'd scrape them off. Yeah say that were to happen We could figure it out Hey, what's the most common thing that's mistaken as a um?

A bad guy device That's not like what probably like shouldn't you fly with in your backpack What shouldn't you fly with in your backpack? Flying? I'm not sure. We do x-ray interp so I know what stuff looks like under x-rays like phones, all that stuff. A lot of people get in trouble for flying with replica stuff. Okay, okay. So things that look really real like a plastic grenade.

It's like, yeah dude, it's gonna pop up on the X-ray like you have a grenade in there. Or those things that Dale King sells shot out to Matuthi and what's the name of his company? Doc Spartan. Doc Spartan sells soap grenades. Yeah, well those probably wouldn't pop up on there, but. Yeah, people get caught a lot.

I got mine taken out of mine at the, when I came back from deployment, they got taken out of my bag your soap your soap grenade yeah hey I'm a smoke grenade they're like no you can't have this I was like but it's so like now and what's crazy Jack is that soap grenade is like menthol it's like the last thing you want on your cock and balls I'll never forget the first time I used it he sent me a fucking soap grenade and I was staying at an Airbnb in Scottsdale and I opened it up and I was all excited to rub it on my cock and balls Thinking it would increase my testosterone. No, do not rub benthol soap on your cock and balls

this is not a No, yeah that do not rub that on your cut. It's funny I might have to buy that for some for some of my friends for Christmas It's cooling stuffer Yeah, it's cool and it feels really good in your hand It's like it's it's it's a quality piece of soap makes it probably probably just holding it increases your testosterone But do if you want to lower your testosterone Keeps my hands soft. Oh, what's it say? Not what what what did that one say?

Does anyone in the comments say don't rub on your cock and balls that needs a warning You ever got jack you ever you ever touched a hot pepper and then touched your dick like you know what I mean Like you're cutting like hobbin yarrow's and you reaching your pants peel your nuts off your leg and burn your burn your shit Um, I haven't done that but I recently just ate ate that, you know, the hot wing show. Yeah. Yeah, we did that at work for like a morale thing. And I got it in my eye. No.

Yeah, dude. I don't know how it happened. I was very particular about what I was doing, but I think I got it on my sleeve or something. And I went to the bathroom bathroom washed my hands three times and took a paper towel and like dabbed my eyes because they were watering and I was like, oh no, oh my god And then I'm just blinking and I'm at work so I'm like I'm fucked

Nothing I can do here. This dude, this dude, this dude one time, a crazy story, but this dude one time I was, I had these two girls in my motor home and I was hitting on them and my fucking buddy comes over and starts talking to me about right in front of these girls about some other girl I was dating. I'm like, what the fuck is this fucking idiot doing? So and I really liked one of the girls. So a week later I'm at a party and he's there and I'm doing an alcohol run. So I go to an Albertsons and when I go there, I see this

huge display of habaneros. So I take some and I put them in my pocket. And I'm going to like do sabotage this fucker when I get to the party. Well, like two hours later, I'm feeling this crazy burning on my dick. And it was because the habanero in my pocket had started seeping through my pant pocket onto my fucking cock and balls. Oh, my God. I ended up taking the habanero out and rubbing it around the rim of his fucking wine glass. And then just sit back and enjoyed the.

The payback, son of a bitch, I did steal them. I did steal them. You stole them. I did. I probably bought four cases of Natty light, but I did steal the habaneros are like 25 cents a piece. They're good. Yeah. But I just put it in my pocket and yeah, it was fucked up. Great balls of fire. Yes. Cockpeppers. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. All right. When do you do when are you gonna do the burpees? Um, I don't have a date yet. I was planning on kind of like splitting them up throughout the month. I'm gonna give myself like November 31st. I have to be done. We're doing our workout. Oh, Caleb. I don't know if you have it. Maybe someone you can pull it up. The workout itself. So if you have it. Maybe someone you can pull it up.

The workout itself. So if you register on the website, you can register if you want. It's just a donation and you get a t-shirt or you can buy a t-shirt on the website too for 30 bucks, I think. I don't think the t-shirt goes to like the donation total, but if you want a shirt, you can buy one But we're doing the actual workout You you might have to google I sent it to you Caleb in your text just now or I tried to Yeah, cuz I had to screenshot a photo and crop it and send it to you of what the workout is

But so the the 137 is not just a fundraiser, it's also a workout. I guess I probably just did it a couple weeks ago. Oh, you guys did Caleb? Yeah, we did it here at the schoolhouse. Hey, does everyone on your team work out Jack? Yeah, yeah, everyone does. Yeah, it's a requirement for us to work out every day during work hours. Did you ever bang her? Yeah, I did. She ended up being my girlfriend for a long time. I don't know, a couple years. And then she ended up marrying the guy, this filthy rich guy. So funny. She was fucking dating a homeless guy who lived in his motor home.

And then she ended up marrying the guy who was the creator of Grand Theft Auto 1 for Rockstar Video Games. Whoa. Yeah, so she ended up, she married off rich. Yeah, I'll pull up, or I'll send this in here. She was a little crazy. She was physically abusive. Oh was a little crazy. She was physically abusive. Oh, there you go. Yeah. So there's the workout. It's a

partner workout. Everything is split except for the plank, the plank you got to do together. God, that's a lot. So you have to do that. So when, what's this have to do with the burpees? Sorry. So yeah, I guess it's a little confusing. This is the workout that people are signing up to do and donating money for this is like the The reason for the fundraiser being at this time is so you raise money Get people to sign up to do this workout and you work it while you do it The burpees are completely separate. It's just a me thing. Just something I said, yo, like one life, I'll do a burpee for every dollar you donate. But then it turned into me doing a burpee for every dollar of everybody donating.

Hey, this workout here, that's all one workout what and why 66 that's that's a question that a lot of people ask me and I don't I really don't know um I know it used to be 64 and then 65 and now 66 I really don't know no it's it's supposed to I think it's supposed to symbolize like the 66 I think adding the two numbers together makes some number and then that's how many people like Air Force EOD techs have died or something or how many EOD techs have died since 9-11 or something they just keep adding one every time one of them dies I think the birth of the modern disposal disposal dates to the Battle

of Britain in 1940 all, so that doesn't work Yeah that that that story is crazy. So how you od started the origin story? Yeah, so the the British Army they had a bunch of bombs fall in London because of the Nazis and You know the US military right now has a 10% dead rate. So every 10 bombs one of them doesn't go off Imagine how bad it was in World War two Wow So there was a bunch of bombs lying around and they didn't know what the fuck to do with them like they didn't know that they could just you know countercharge a bomb and Blow it up. So they would have people go and they would have two people one person person with a notepad and one person with a wrench and they'd say, all right, I'm gonna turn it,

one quarter turn to the left. They would turn it and they would write it down. They'd be like, all right, I'm gonna turn it another quarter turn to the left, write it down, boom. God dies. They're like, all right, so we're not gonna turn it, two quarter turns to the left. Holy shit. New plan.

Holy shit. New plan. Oh, new plan. According to available information, there are still thousands of tons of unexploded World War II bombs remaining, particularly in Germany with estimates starting stating that around 2000 tons of munitions are discovered and diffused there every year. That's still happening. Just a couple weeks ago, they blew up through there were three World War two bombs in the in the bay here and the Navy divers went out and countercharged him and blow them all up it was like 2,000 pounds worth of explosives or something off the coast of the United States of America Yeah, it was just right up right out the bay here. Yeah, who found them? I mean, did those fall off a ship or they just I? Think well then they was probably testing. They were probably testing off Eglin where they would just drop them and they don't care.

Yeah. There's been over 1.8 million pieces of ordinance that have been diffused since 1947 and I use that word diffused with a Probably a pretty wide definition of what that means, right? Wow. Yeah. Germany's considered one of that countries to the highest concentration of unexploded bombs.

Wow. Yeah. There's a bunch of landmines all in Europe still, like there's fields and areas that they don't let people go. Cause there's a bunch of landmines. A Royal Air Force in the United States Air Force dropped 2.7 million tons spelled with two N's of bombs on Europe during World War II. Yeah, so just think about that dead rate that I gave you for right now.

Yeah. And then think about fucking a hundred years ago. That shit did not work. Yeah, here's one that was just found October 23rd. What's today? November 3rd. An unexploded World War II bomb in Mercy side town has been taken to a nearby beach and detonated. Footage of the explosion captured by the news site Ion Southport showed an explosive ordinance disposal team EODI. What's EODI? Destroying the device they had transported from Bootle to Ainsdale Beach in Southport.

I think that's in England. Isn't that what you were saying? Yeah. Wow. So just last week they found one. Yeah. Damn. And I guess here it says the longer that they sit, the more dangerous they become. Yeah, they just start to deteriorate and you know, metal rust. Just got explosive. Listen to this. Listen to this one.

April 4th, 2024, an unexploded 500 kilogram bomb was discovered this week in the Rhine River in Germany. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah, that might have been the one that blew up in the river. I recently saw a bomb blow up that they were trying to get out of the river. It was like a near bridge. I think it might have been Germany, but yeah, it happens a lot more than you think like it's just not really ever in the news it's never like a big deal

Damn 500 kilograms Just sitting around Feeling yeah 80 it was they said it was an 80 year old bomb sitting there undetonated Oh, yeah, and here it is the number 10 was an 80 year old bomb sitting there undetonated. Oh, yeah And here it is the number 10% of German bombs dropped on Wales failed to detonate There were 743 air raids over Wales between five and thirty thousand devices and between five thousand and thirty thousand of Devices and thousands are potentially still lying undetonated

Wow, so you have crazy job security. Yeah. I mean, even even on our on our base at Vandenberg, it used to be an artillery training range for the army and the Navy. So in World War Two, they would just have the ship sit out on the coast and fire at the mountain. Yeah. So we have a ton of calls on base to. We are like the fourth, fourth busiest shop last year. Wow.

Here's one. This is probably not a good story to say, but here is a story about a DoD team that tried to diffuse a thousand kilogram bomb and seven of the guys died. Damn. Big boom. That's why you don't want to play on that shot. You bore into the side of the bomb with a steam drill and then forced steam into the bomb casing until it left. Fuck that. Not me.

Art fast, man. I would have told that guy that that's a dumb idea. Wow. Hey, if you want to play that. It was even a project called tree panning where you bore into the side of the bomb with a steed steel with a steam drill and then force steam into the bomb casing to allow the liquid TNT to flow out. No thank you. Yeah, I just blow it in place. Yeah, that's good. But yeah, the video that I sent you from YouTube, that's a really cool video. I don't think, I think if we play it,

we'll get fucking dinged. You think so? Yeah, those guys are weird. Those YouTube guys. Let me see if I can send it over to, here, I'll try. Oh yeah, Caleb, make sure when you're in air, you tell Sergeant Thomas what's up.

All right, I think I have him coming up soon. I see him every Friday You see who You know some you guys know some of the same people from the from the school Yeah, probably Yeah, he used to be a member, right? Yeah. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay This is probably the best video the Air Force has ever made. If you're looking for a job outside the norm. You found it.

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Today. Oh, yeah. And I can say it because it's like public knowledge that there's a rally today. Hey, I'm willing to bet. I don't know. I'm willing to bet he comes over and says hi to you. Hey, what will you be wearing? Regular clothes. Oh, so you won't stand out? You won't be like in like a jumpsuit or some shit that says EOD on the back? That's too bad. That sucks. Do you have one of those? Mm.

I mean, my shirt says EOD right now, but... I want a jumpsuit, like the one Chappelle wears when he does stand-up that says EOD on the back. Do you have any cool clothes? Um, define cool. I don't know. That's why I guess I'll never be in the military. I'm too worried about the clothes.

Yeah, like, I don't know that's why I guess I'll never be in the military. I'm too worried about the clothes Yeah, like I don't know I were I get out of my uniform as quickly as possible at the end of the day Hey, when you when you go when you fly commercial, do you do you get to go on the plane first? Yeah, that's cool. And do they ever say fuck you you're not How do they know that you're not lying? Usually whenever you're flying you carry your orders like a printout. That's the way you're not how do they know that you're not lying I usually whenever you're flying you carry your orders like a printout that's the way you're supposed to do it do they ever even check that shit I never even see anyone go on the plane first the only time I ever see anyone like military

guys go on the Flint plane first is like they'll be carrying some fucked up bag like looks like a solid agent it's big and you're just like, that thing's not practical. Yeah. I mean, you'd be surprised. There's one airline in particular that is very, very snobby about giving free check bags. Fucking American airlines. They're like, let me read it. Like you don't even know what you're reading. You're just looking at it because you're being rude.

How about the irony that it's American airlines? Yeah, they're always on my ass Shout out United Not sponsored Yet All right, dude. Well, thank you for coming on the Go to a hand field go to a story make the donation Go to at hand field, go to his story, make the donation. Thank you so much.

If you're there and you can text me any pictures of the number 47, I would really appreciate it. Absolutely love the guy. I'm glad that you're taking good care of him. I hope I'm not being due. I do believe he's the right choice for the anti-establishment for the future of this country right now. So thanks for what you're doing.

And you're in touch dude. It was great meeting you at the NorCal Classic Yeah, it was nice meeting you too Caleb. Good luck, buddy. Thanks man. I appreciate it. Just some school Just some school. But uh, yeah, Sevan. Thanks for having me on. Thank you to everybody who's already donated Really really appreciate it and thanks for coming on last minute. I know I gave you like fucking 30 minutes notice. I Appreciate it. I'm chilling. I don't gotta go to work till like 2 o'clock. So but yeah Seven I'll send you some pictures and thank you to everybody who donated really good. All right. Thanks, dude Have a good day United States Air Force, baby, so we can sleep better at night

It's really looking three-quarter fucking would the whole show can't help it Jack and I competed in Hawaii and bought two barbells one for me and one for him He was able to ship them back for free. Oh shit. Nice that a way to take advantage that a way to use your buddy Hans that away So I you make friends right 60 chub good boy guys we are fucking getting close hey i wanted to say something um i saw some shit about the vaccine yesterday uh that niamh wolf had posted um that i that i really want to share with you guys. Naomi Wolf was a complete fucking libtard femme and she has flipped the script. It's so amazing what happens to people.

What's happening to these people when they flip is what happens to Tulsi and to RFK and either something violent happens to them or to their kids or if they have an opinion that doesn't follow the script, they just get attacked, right? It's like look at me. I'm a pro-choice guy, but I fucking can sit in the Republican hub. No problem Like no one's attacking me from my fucking political party, right? Whereas you can't do that if you're a libtard and you're not towing the line 100% you're just absolutely fucked and

So what's happened is is these people are experiencing when they speak out or ask a question, they just get completely fucking destroyed. And it but anyway, Naomi Wolf, if you get a chance, I'm trying to think of who who was it was a Dell Big Tree was interviewing her. And I just don't want to talk about it because I have two strikes on the account and I need one of them to go away before I talk about this stuff again takes 90 days for a strike to go away Jillian Michaels got red-pilled. Yeah, and once again by just a bad bad shit had to happen to her Her on a casparian Uh all these people it's like some sage steel like all these something bad happens to these people, it's like some sage steel, like all these, something bad happens to these people. And it just comes too close to home, right?

Like it's not until the home invasion happens to you that you're like, wait a second, guns should be legal or whatever. Naomi Wolf was one of the few stars in the early days of COVID, got censored by Twitter, by the regime, yeah. And then slowly, it's interesting, same with probably like Jay Bhattacharya. And then slowly what happens is, is if you get red-pilled on just one thing, let's say you're like, uh, Hey, that's weird. They gave my kid hormone blockers at school. Um, then all of a sudden the whole house of cards starts falling apart. You start looking at all the different things and you're like, wow, what the fuck is really going on here?

Um, but man, she did an interview with Dell Big Tree and she talks about, uh, the, the studies, um, that the were done on kids for the most current, uh, government mandated injections and she talks about there were 264 kids studied and she talks about how 238 of the, um, studies got lost. Uh, they, they lost and they lost contact with the people who they studied, so they only had a remaining cohort of 30. It's a fucking wild story. Oh no, sorry, it was a study of pregnant women. Sorry, I apologize. I got something confused. It was a study of pregnant women that they lost. Women who had been inseminated by a certain kind of semen. And dude, the story will fucking blow your fucking mind. What were the two strikes for? I got a strike Strike originally a couple years ago,

we showed footage that was being shot. It was an Instagram post, and it was footage shot from inside of a cafe of a street corner behind a telephone pole of some kids who attacked an old man and he punched one of the kids and knocked them out. You could barely see what happened. It wasn't like an overtly violent video, but it was just like a video like, hey, don't fuck with just because someone's

an old man. Don't fuck with them. So that was my first strike and I couldn't get rid of that one. And I protested it and I'm like, hey, dude, this is everywhere. This isn't even that violent. And now we have a YouTube account manager and I asked her I'm like, hey, can you go back and look at that? I think that strike can't be legit. There's way crazier shit on YouTube. And she said no, that's out of her pay grade. Just kind of funny and then during the scandemic Plandemic whatever the fuck you want to call it. I made a statement on one of the shows that your greatest

way to Build a hedge against all sickness was to do eat well and exercise and that was against WHO guidelines. So we got a strike there. And that one went away after 90 days. And then most recently, I read you guys an article from the AP Press, what the leading cause of one of these diseases is, from an article published in 2019. And I got another strike for that.

So we have a second strike for the next 90 days. And the thing I said about, we had the whole account suspended for a week when I said exercise and nutrition was the best way to hedge against sickness. That actually freaked me out a little bit. But this most recent one, the crazy part about this most recent one is last week I heard Joe Rogan say the same thing that we got a strike for. When he was doing, he was with some friends and he was doing a recap of the conversation he had with Donald Trump. Remember when Donald Trump said something like, um, Donald Trump was praising one of the injections out there.

And, uh, afterwards his buddies say, Hey Joe, did you try to unfuck him and tell him the truth about that one? And Joe's like, no, I didn't want to bring that up. I thought it would be too much, but they talked about it. And I was like, wow. Uh, cause it, cause it's on, cause, because uh that's because Rogan is in on it. I don't know what you mean by that exactly. Caller, hi. Hey, what's going on, Seve? It's Stephen Flores. Hey, what's up, dude? How are you? Good, great. Hey, I just want to

confirm something with you. You were talking to Dale Sarand the other day. Yes. So I have two parents, both my parents are both CEOs. So they're correctional officers. Oh, okay. My mom retired about a year or two ago, but to confirm your whole tranny is using the state to get their, their genitals mutilated or whatever. So my mom worked in transport for, in Chalchilla and I think like once or twice a week she would drive down to LA from Chalchilla, it's like Madera area,

um, to take inmates down to go get some sex changes. I read the article that there's 462 people in line for sex change operations and But the state only has the resources to do three a week So that's only so it's a three-year waiting list to get your shit fucking hey And and and so basically they're trying to get more doctors so that they can do more operations faster So she would take people down was it it all men, did she say? Like, do any women ever turn into men? So she worked at the women's prison in Chowchilla.

So women, women are dudes. So if you're a woman and you get turned into a dude, do, then do you go to a men's prison? No, I think it's to stay where they're at. So if you're a woman and you get turned into a dude, you stay where you're at. So if you're a woman and you get turned into a dude, you stay where you're at. But if you're a man and you get turned into a woman, you go to the woman's prison. I think I'm not positive. But yeah, she would just tell me some stories from when she got off work.

And they'd be long days, man, like 16 hour days for her where she would, you know, leave HECA early, take their inmates down to LA, and then, you know, wait there until it's all done and driving back. Did she tell you what the surgeries were? Were the surgeries just chopping off the titties or was it actually fondling, doing something to the vaginal? No, I never really asked those questions questions but I didn't know it was for for the changes though absolutely insane those are tax dollars yeah it's

nuts it's freaking nuts dude but she she finally retired from there two years ago and it's funny she she uh she's 60 six years old and as a flight and got a new career as a flight attendant. Now there's no shit. Oh yeah. Do both. Both. I've heard my dad worked in a grocery store for 37 years and then retired, um, at the age of 55 and then actually became a CEO.

Wow. Hardest group of people in the state. Mexicans crazy. Dude, I'm telling you. All my friends growing up, their parents, all my Mexican friends, their parents were crazy entrepreneurs. They were just like go-getters. It was crazy.

They had all the cool restaurants and cool gardening businesses and all that. They did all the cool shit. And it's so funny too. So my parents, my sister and I and then my girlfriend, we all roll pretty conservative for the most part, but the rest of the entire family is a is the opposite. And can you see what how they got brainwashed? I can't really speak on that.

Like I don't really know. They've always just kind of like, fallen in line and watching CNN and watching, you know, ABC and all the, all the TV shows that would, you know, follow that kind of agenda, I guess. Right. But then I see my parents, my parents are hard workers, man. Like I don't give them enough credit in order. I appreciate them enough or tell them enough that I appreciate them, um, for the hard work

they instilled in me. And um, yeah, they, they're good people. Yeah, you sound like you were raised similar to me. Your parents were just working all the time. Yeah, it's not, and then, you know, we were able to support, you know, my sister and I playing soccer as kids and, you know, just everything, you know, sports growing up.

Do you have kids? No, not yet. Yeah. Well, that'll be a good gift. Hey, when you do that, when you give kids to your parents, that'll be the ultimate payback. Oh, do they can't wait. Yeah.

If Heidi's listening on the chat, tell her pretty soon that, uh, once, once I finished school here and I graduate school here in a two or three weeks, that once I that once I do that, I'll start thinking about an engagement ring. Oh, awesome. Oh, that would be great if you and Heidi got married. That'd be awesome. No, no, no, no, not Heidi. Heidi is like, gives me shit. Oh, okay. Okay. She's pretty young and hot. She could still have kids, I think. Yeah, but she's a little too far away and nor do I want that all right are you gonna marry Mexican she's a half dude half Mexican half white her mom's Mexican her dad's white so you already have a girl oh yeah dude seven seven years oh shit okay I'm sorry I didn't

realize that okay fine all right and she's the one that used to work at Kaiser oh shit okay wow yeah so she yeah she's the one that used to work at Kaiser. Oh shit. Okay. Wow Yeah, so she yeah, she's a she works in the medical field and then once I finished PTA school, so physical therapy assistant school will both be the medical field. Oh awesome. Hey, where are you in the mind? Well, currently I'm in Paso Robles been finishing my clinical rotation and I Finished it this week. So one more week of school or or clinical rotation and then back to club Clovis. Oh Okay. Oh shit, Armenia land. Oh Dude, there's a there's a church not too far away like a big huge area. I'll have to look it up again

That's not too far from my friend's place Yeah, Fresno home of the Armenians. All right Well, cool, dude, keep me posted. Good hearing your voice, thank you. I'm glad your mom made it through all that. And that's a great story. Yeah, it's bad, right? It is, it's nuts.

I thought it was just super interesting and I wanted to call in and confirm it for you. Just, you know, to actually hear it from the people that are, you know, doing it themselves. Yeah. All right, thanks dude. But no problem all right bye peace peace what a crazy world uh clock i'm hearing nightmare stories about male to female

operations persistent infection chronic pain nerve problems and the dark despair of knowing it can't be undone let them do it jesus i don't know if that last one's needs a clock. Damn dude Yeah, it is um Yeah, that's a I was thinking today I Was thinking today imagine how fucked up your Just think about this Your reason you're not voting for Donald Trump is because some reason you think that he's going to stop the ability for women to kill babies. And yet, and yet you're okay with the party that insists that men play in women's sports. I can't even imagine being in that brain.

That must just be crazy town banana pants in that brain. Just imagine how fucked up your logic and your thinking is. Like, let's say he was going to,'s say somehow like it became illegal to kill babies in the United States at any stage like hey you just can't do it okay I mean okay okay Okay, okay. All right, fuck a baby killing. All right. Word. Got it. Check. I can live with that. But having fucking dudes fucking raping women in fucking prisons because they say they're girls

Man oh man Letting them go letting men grown men into women's locker rooms. Yeah crazy. They're a woman Dear black people and homosexuals You're the only man you're the only people who can save the white man, I'm telling you. Been saying it forever. Only and hey listen, no offense to black men, but for every black woman that stands up, you save 10 white people. You black guys can only save one of us at a time. But when black women stand up, fucking the world fucking will listen.

This is America. You bringing these people over here that's from socialist countries and all this and that, and y'all think y'all gonna run that here. Black America said, no you not. The true white Americans are saying, no you not. No you not. The true Latino, the true Asians are saying, no you not. No you not. I'm telling, the true Asians are saying, no, you're not. No, you're not. I'm telling you. Tell me. Brandon Johnson.

Thank you. From my heart to yours, Trump 2024. No more blue no matter who. Donald J. Trump, Trump 2024. He's going to stop the bleeding. He's going to deal with this sanctuary city. city and he's gonna help us get you out and he's gonna get you anybody out who roll with you who think they're gonna tear up Chicago. Y'all getting out too. This is America. You bringing these people over here. Amen. Amen. Amen, dude, that's wild. He's a bad bitch. Yeah, that I mean, that's what's that I'm not even It's funny as it may sound it's not funny at all. There's no um, there's no uh, and listen listen you fucking Lesbians and gay guys dude, like

You got the power too You you got the fucking power The only you dear lesbians only you can save the white man We were just normal white people nobody would listen But the fact that we are gay women gay men transgender Asian and black people listen because they're like wait a minute Why are they Republican? And that's how I feel with my life when I talk because nobody's going against me. They're just like, but why?

Thank you. They're actually listening to what we're saying. Thank you. But you know, the the hatred that we receive, I mean, we're all probably thick skinned people. I think we can take the hatred. It's not so much that. But you know, I see other people, other Chinese people, black people, LGBT people on the left, they look at the way that we're treated, and they see the cost of walking

away or making a different choice to be something else. And I think that that's part of what paralyzes people and kind of keeps them where they are. But there's also this hurdle to overcome where, raise your hand if you've ever been called self-loathing for what you believe. Not exactly. Something similar. What was it? I mean, I know that you're not a real woman.

How could you support someone like Trump? I thought you were a feminist, you're a racist, you're a white supremacist, just crazy names. Close enough. Crazy names. The usual Uncle Tom, Coon, you turn your back on your race and White people talking to me by the way, and I said, okay, I'm talking to a racist. I'm not a racist I'm like your white man ton of black man. He's not acting black enough. What does that sound like if we were just normal?

Thank you Thank you. Yeah, no one listens to you. Yeah, no one gives a fuck About the white dude, I just think we're all fucking conspiracy theorists This is um, I Saw I saw another good one. Check this out. Listen and black dudes you're fucked man. They're coming after you you you're not even We have to come out with a whole new In the protected class the black man is like You're you're like down with the white dudes You've completely lost your shit. I apologize. You stood up for us and uh, they took your shield away

And I apologize This guy may have the one of the most perfect faces I've ever seen on a human being I'd like to see him with no hair. I Was tripping on how nice this guy's face is and skin, but anyway, listen, that's not the important part of this listen to this So your guy check this shit out. I'm in Macy's right now and Philly at that and I ain't never seen no shit like this in my life. Yeah at that. And I ain't never seen no shit like this in my life, man. Man, if this ain't no agenda, they not pushing agendas. I don't know what agendas is gang. Hold up. Look,

just look at this shit. Just look at this. God, that guy. Oh, damn, that guy is such a nice face. So we walking out and I get to the Christmas section, right? Hold up. So I see I was like, oh, my baby was crying, you know, look at the baby, she was crying. And so I'm like, oh, there's Santa. So we see Santa, right? And so, you know, white Santa is normal. Then I see black Santa.

I'm like, oh, we got black Santa. Man, look, didn't they make Santa gay? A gay black Santa. Look at his outfit. This nigga is gay as hell, dog. This ain't gay. He got pink presents. He got a glitter pink robe on. Look at White Santa. White Santa nice and traditional. He got the platinum on. He iced out. Look at him. He's shining. Look at cuz. Look at like liverachy over here this shit

Black Santa, that's how they look. I'm telling y'all they pushing this. This is what they want us to be as a society This is look like diddy with a mask on with a beard come on gang they know what they do black Santa gay Santa black gay Santa, huh? You say diddy with a mask on Yeah, they've been on the black guys walked off the plantation now they're gonna try to make him gay I Don't even care if it's true or not, I believe it like fuck it fuck that's funny man Man, oh man

Anyway, so I'm not doing I'm not doing any backstories for a little while Yeah, so. Oh, Monica Lewinsky weighed in. I don't know if you guys remember her. Bill Clinton blew a fat nut on her when he was in office. She was an intern, like 18, 19, 20 year old intern at the White House. Yeah, I heard she just sat under the desk all day He put a fucking cigar in her. Listen, that is such a douche. Dude. Can you Matt? Ladies would that burn your vagina to have tobacco leaves pushed up in your vagina that cannot be good

It's probably a really good way to get tobacco into your system though the nicotine just absorbed through all those Tobacco into your system though the nicotine just absorbed through all those mucoloid gallons or whatever They're either called in the straight straight in the cooter man So the lady who took the cigar from bill Monica Lewinsky she her Please vote preferably like I did, Harris Walls. Un-fucking-believable. Un-fucking, even getting fucking diddled by the,

oh my God. She knows who her daddy is. Where is the blue dress? I wonder where is the blue dress. that that that that that that that that that a blue gap dress that still bore the semen stain that resulted from her administering oral sex to President Bill Clinton in

February of that year Wow Oh Wow Wow Some fucking 20 year old girl my wife would let me get away with a lot of shit. I do not think I would survive Getting an intern intern sucking my cock. On the taking of the president's blood, the story behind the dress. In November 1997, Monica Linsky told her confidant and supposed friend Linda Tripp

that she had in her possession a blue gap dress that still bore the semen stain that resulted from her administering oral sex to President Bill Clinton in February of that year. Tripp called her literary agent and fellow Clinton hater Luciano Goldberg to report the news that evidence exists in Lewinsey's closet that could prove a sexual relationship between Monica and the president. In late November, Lewinsky mentioned to Tripp that she intended to have the dress

which she had been saving as a souvenir dry clean for a family event. Tripp, anxious to preserve the dress to nail the president discourage her from doing so. I would tell my daughter Tripp told her that she should save the dress for your own ultimate protection. Tripp told her that the dress made her look really fat

and that she shouldn't wear it again in public. Lewinsky turned the dress over to Kenistar's investigation after signing an immunity agreement. A blood sample was taken from Clinton on August 3rd and August 17th, the FBI reported its conclusion that Clinton was the source of the semen on the dress. Oh my God.

Hey, aren't there like some just questions like we have to know like, why didn't she swallow did it drip off her chin onto the dress like aren't there like some details like? How did it get there? Yeah, just like yeah the exact path Trajection like trajectory why did Monica keep the blue dress? Where is the dress who? Why did where is the dress a blue dress Who who Why does Where is the dress a blue dress? Oh

Where is the blue dress does anyone know in the comments? Where is the blue dress Monica? Oh? Shit wow listen to this dude Wow, I think she sold it for a million bucks Monica Lewinsky stained dress where is it today and what happened to it? The cum dress. FX new series impeachment American crime story explores the Clint Lewinsky scandal, a now 20 year old story with fresh eyes. In 2015, the Las Vegas erotic heritage museum offered Lewinsky a million dollars for the dress. In 2015, the Las Vegas Erotic Heritage Museum offered Lewinsky a million dollars for the dress. The museum had previously offered $250,000. Should take it. Never mind.

Lewinsky continues in DocuSeries. How did the blue dress become evidence? Where is the dress now? In 2015, Las Vegas Erotic Heritage Museum offered Lewinsky a million dollars for the dress. Oh, this is the same article. Oh, she didn't take either offer. The Smithsonian Museum never had plans to acquire the dress. I don't think you can compare an item of popular culture with one of historical significance. Uh, the same thing. They a bunch went on to say the museum doesn't display the bullets that killed President

Lincoln or the bloodstained clothing of Martin Luther King. They compare it to bullets. Wow. The load from Bill. Wow. Crazy. That's wild. What happened to the dress? Did Monica keep the blue dress? You think they gave it back to her after... Oh look, they even have it fucking circled where the load landed. Wow. Nothing to see here people. Wow. I think here's the deal. I think she,

I'm guessing she did swallow. I'm guessing she did swallow. But that was just like a, you know, like a Little bit of residue from the old penis probably. Yeah. Maybe she like just sat on his lap or something and then it just transferred. Set up for life in exchange for 30 seconds of work. there's an argument we're talking about a genius here yeah i mean i don't think she knew how to set herself up she probably like just imagine like today if you did that you could totally lean into it like listen if you fucking blew like fucking blue like like if you like there's some fucking crazy people out there let's say like you blew the rock and you had video of it you were some chick you could be like you could on eBay you could be like hey I'll blow you

for ten million dollars and let you watch simultaneously the video that I blew rock there'd be some guy rich guy out there who'd want to like have that notch on his bedpost you You know what I mean? Yeah, they've seen the video. Yeah, like like that chick the hawk to each chick like there's for sure someone who would pay her A million dollars to suck their cock Yeah Probably so yeah, I mean Her exes probably have video of her giving him head, but I don't think Monica Lewinsky is like Monica Lewinsky

Or you could probably be like hey, I'm not gonna suck your dick But I'll just whisper in your ears you jerk off like if you wanted to like tone it down a bit. Mm-hmm Offering services if you will like Monica Lewinsky's husband does she have a husband? Is Monica Lewinsky married with children? She never married so she can so So you can someone will not have to feel community? Lonsky married with children She never married so she can so So you can someone will not have to feel community. She uh She doesn't have a boyfriend and you may exist since along with her kid or simple. She's got no children. I'm uh, demonic Lonsky Did she get money?

$500,000 for a book. Oh, so she's not married. I Do date but I'm not married. Yeah, so like That's the crazy thing like you have to assume that dudes who are dating her. I mean god, I hate to I guess she's not going to hear this but you have to assume the dudes are who date her just want to just like See what the president got you know what I mean? Yeah, of course. It must have been pretty good, huh? And it makes sense. Or it was just better than Hillary.

I have to assume, I mean, I have to assume if you're going to blow the president, you go all out. I know I will. Fondle the balls, lick the tank kind of thing. Yeah, be a part of history. Just like, like in the chat. Like you just go over to the chat that all your friends are in and you're like, Hey guys, I fucked Monica. Gwensky.

You know what I mean? You just send it over to the boys. Yeah, just let them know. Yeah, just kind of like... I don't think she's chubby. I think she's hot. I think she's hot. I don't think... You think Hillary Clinton's a lesbian? I don't think so. She could be. Hey, I bet you if Monica had kids, she wouldn't have voted for Kamala. Well, they're like the same person, aren't they?

Who? Oh, Mon- yeah, yeah, basically. Yeah, that's a good point. Probably I could find that on that Instagram account. Yeah, probably Savvy you think everyone is hot? No, Dick butter thinks she's hot too. Listen Let me see if I can find I don't think Tim Walls is hot I think he's great I I think he's disgusting He's the most average-looking Midwestern man I've ever seen. I mean, he's just. He's a dud. Yeah, he's just and he's just a beta douche.

I don't ever want I just weak men just are so fucking lame. Hey, Tiffy. Timmy the Tyrant, a tampon Tim. Having dinner with some friends? Put your mask on, Tim. So many got hurt from the Vax, that's on him. Everybody can go to the liquor store, but we couldn't go back to the gym. We tell this that we cannot go outside, unless it's a riot it's fine what could anyone ever vote for this guy they must be out of their mind from all of the kids that you drive to your snitch phone lines you should be locked in a prison cell for all of your COVID crimes my friends said that they

like my music but really I shouldn't get so political what but I never changed I can't be quiet when everything they do is criminal you failed as a governor it ain't a mystery you won't get sympathy, Timothy You act like a simple man, slip in the city, but really your image is gimmicky He closed all the small businesses for a massive con Forcing everyone to go to Walmart and Amazon Sent the sick into the nursing homes, now our drama's gone And we couldn't even have a funeral, you told us that it's wrong

You wanna feel the anger from a tyrant's fist? Me? I'd rather buy a pager from a Zionist I trust him as far as I could throw an NIH scientist Remember when the Summer of Love took a violent twist? He left Minneapolis burned to smell the ash in the urn It seems like after all of that we still haven't learned Couldn't go to a restaurant or even have a job Unless you have a jab like a rat in a lab just add another tax there's more cash to be grabbed every working man is just another back to be stabbed you know

what's weird to me he acts like america's dad but he's just a sad reminder of what america had damn pontoon don't ever don't ever show progressive values one person socialism is another person's neighborliness Really funny is that like they paint him to be like this evil like person, but he's actually just retarded Right good point and a pussy. They're like, yeah, he's just so Bad. Yeah, it's just a fucking idiot How would that imagine if she something happened to her and she was our president? We're fucked, dude We're fucked

Oh, I meant to ask Jack about the pagers and walkie talkies that exploded. Oh yeah. Have you guys talked about that? Yeah, a little bit. Here's an oldie but goodie. Fresh reminder. What do the matrix look like? Let me show you. But goody, fresh reminder. circle is larger than the red. Please raise your hand if you believe the red circle is larger than the blue.

All right, very good. Now, before I said anything about these two circles, what was your first instinct? Equal, right? Because they look equal. And the reason why they look equal is because, in fact, they are equal. These two circles are identical.

Yet I got just about every one of you to raise your hand and say that they're not. So what do we learn? That you can be manipulated like that to believe in something that goes against your natural instincts. Just imagine, just imagine as a child you're caught that the blue circle is larger than the red. If you say it enough times you convince yourself that it's true. If you're told the lie

enough times it becomes part of your reality. And if enough people are caught that lie that the blue circle is larger than the red, well now it becomes part of the culture. And if that people are taught that lie that the blue circle is larger than the red Well now it becomes part of the culture and if that culture then passes that misinformation along to the next generation Well now it becomes tradition. What is the matrix look like? you know the the psychological phenomenon that's going on with The left and why why it's like as the matrix falls falls apart it's just gonna start falling apart faster and faster. That's why it's so important that black guys and lesbians and black women speak up because everyone's afraid to relive that moment in the third grade when your class laughed at you.

And for something you did you wore your mom's shoes to school or your dress was caught in the back of your pants when you came back from the bathroom or someone saw a wet mark on your pants where you peed. Everyone's terrified to fucking step out. Just fucking terrified that they're going to get laughed at again like they did in the second or third grade. They'll do anything to avoid... When they talk to you, they'll be like, well you're not... it's not like you're against abortion are you? Like I don't know if you have any liberal friends or family.

Well you're not against abortion are you? Like if you step out, I'm gonna slap you. That's the entire left. If you step out, you're fucked. They'll just eat you. It doesn't matter that at all. You can be a Republican and be fucking for the Ukraine war, against it. It's not rooted in fucking being against the discussion. It's crazy. Right.

God, there must be crazy sex at the Marine Corps ball. Today is my girlfriend's Marine Corps ball. Everyone wish the Marine Corps a happy birthday for Julia, especially Caleb, please. Happy birthday, Marine Corps. Dude, let's talk about it. There must be some crazy seaman that flies there. Yeah, definitely. Everybody's got a chick. There was a

some chick who she does adult films and she would be the date for Marines to the Marine Corps ball and like use it as content and so she would like go to the ball with the Marine and like do the whole filming thing and then they would just she would just film it for her page I fucking love it yeah that's pretty cool yeah that's fucking awesome. Yeah, that's awesome. For those of you who love politics, this one is, this one's going to hit hard.

This one's going to hit really hard. The fucking super team grows. This is wild. I seriously thought I would never leave live to see this day If they give Ron Paul access if he teams up with Elon the fucking swamp is fucked Ron Paul responds to Elon Musk's invitation to joint join Trump's administration Dude, Ron Paul is a gangster. Former Texas representative Ron Paul, longtime advocate for limited government

and free market principles could potentially play a role in the future Trump administration. This is the guy like, would completely vote against fucking Republicans who still supported fattening up the government. He was a fucking lone wolf, man. Craig Richards, Ron Paul is the man. This guy is gnarly. And he is a man of such crazy values. Paul known for his criticism

of federal policy, such as the Federal Reserve mass surveillance and the military industrial complex has expressed openness to the idea responding to Tesla CEO Elon Musk on social media platform X. Paul said he would be happy to talk with Musk about joining a potential department of government efficiency. Musk recently posted that he would welcome Paul's involvement in the department, which he humorously referred to as the department of government efficiency, DOG,

DOGE, alluding to the cryptocurrency Dogecoin. Musk's interest in governmental role has become increasingly visible with the CEO explicitly stating his willingness to serve in Trump-led administration if the opportunity arises. Dude, Ron Paul would be amazing. Often cited as the intellectual godfather of the Tea Party movement, Paul's influence extends across fiscal conservatism and anti-intervention policies. If appointed, the combination of Paul's libertarian principles and musk's text driven approach could bring an unconventional dynamic to government operations under Trump presidency.

Wow Wow, wow, wow Fucking insane. Yeah, exactly. Tyler Watkins. Yep. Right. The wrong all is a G Ron is my hero. Yeah.

I wonder who else they'll dig out. Probably everybody in third parties. I mean, dude, those hasn't had a chance of politics. Those dudes are so fucking radical RFK like Let people decide if they want to take government mandated drugs Crazy I know it's crazy. What a weird thought. Oh My god, those guys are so radical

Oh my god, those guys are so radical Taking fluoride out of water. So wrong. Did you did you read the fucking comments on that tweet? People are losing their shit yesterday on X Rfk said that he will make a When he gets in the office on by the 20th He'll make a recommendation that all water districts in the United States pull fluoride out of the water and people are losing their shit. And the response is like, Hey, if you want fluoride in your water, you could add some. Yeah. Go buy water with fucking fluoride.

Yeah, do do what you want to do. On January 20th, the Trump White House will advise all us water systems to remove fluoride from the public water. Fluoride is an industrial waste associated with arthritis, bone fractures, bone cancer, IQ loss, neurodevelopment disorders, and thyroid disease. Listen, that line right there, fluoride is an industrial waste. Look up the history of fluoride. If you have any thoughts, here's the two things. If you want to fact check this, look up the origins of fluoride in the water.

No one's disputing them. It's crazy. It is an industrial waste that they couldn't get rid of, so they started doing studies on teeth enamel. And then look up what it does to your tooth enamel. It actually does make your tooth enamel stronger, but the significance in its stopping cavities is like It's miniscule

Miniscule the fact The fact that you would be against That shit being taken out when you can add in all the chemicals you want yourself is fucking nuts to me This this first comment is great. You'll survive relax pussy Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and she's hot. Oh My god, it's like a couple kill hundreds of thousands Americans like the first one did Yeah, fucking nuts who sent me a someone just said someone check your DMS Who said that say that again in the comments. I'll check them real quick.

On solo way? It better be fucking good. Oh, who said it? Hans said it? Not Hans. Not the same Hans. No, I don't see shit. You probably sent it to the podcast account. They don't give me access to that. Has he seen the teeth of well water people from decades ago? I have and it's not good. Oh Jesus You're literally defending a neurotoxin and you're drinking water crazy God this post by snorri is so fucking funny snorri is so funny

When he shared the video of Yeah, talking about agents. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. Sending dick pics and stuff. Yeah. God, he's so funny. That was pretty great. I saw I saw what looked like a penis on a CrossFit athlete the other day, a female CrossFit athlete. I don't want to pull it up or talk about who it was, but it was weird. Really? Yeah, someone sent me the DM in my chat and I looked at the video and maybe it was weird, dude.

Send it to me. I sent it in the chat. I sent it in the group chat. Oh really? And I go what the fuck is this? Hey, how about this? This is I guarantee you this is coming to the CrossFit. Hey, I guarantee you CrossFit guys start wearing this.

Who do you think this is? I'm changing the subject. Sorry. Who do you think? Who do you think is is I'm changing the subject sorry who do you think who do you think's gonna no not camel toe not camel toe well definitely was not camel toe look this is this is gonna hit big with there's gonna be a lot of dudes who wear this is dudes who do team will be wearing this No, Olson

This is this is a team outfit for sure Meet uh the first seamless constructed men's underwear. I release it to members only I can't be like hey Look, this chick has a penis. I just can't do that Yeah, I just can't do that. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. Because what if it's not true? What if she just has a huge muff or something? You know what I mean? Or her pubic hairs were tangled up.

Or she put something, a piece of chalk fell down in her pants. You know what I mean? Right. Yeah. This is just like, this is just like anal only closeted gay men won't wear them Won't wear them I'm gonna have to take that sentence and decipher that over breakfast. Fuck. Do you mean?

God if I wore those they would smell so bad God if I wore those they would smell so bad Anyway, so uncomfortable when you see the men's Angelo wears thongs. Yeah, that's Angelo De Chico. Listen Anyway, anyway any look at his hand even this guy's hand Yeah, and if you're if you if you see team athletes out there, you should know they're wearing those Probably told of Marquino Like it's on on con Porter. Yeah, totally. Yeah, you can see that all the European athletes and European BKG would not be caught dead in that

No Okay. All right. What about Yonikovsky? The Lazar would have never been caught in that. There's no fucking way Lazar wears that. Luca would not wear that. That's Eastern Bloc. I don't even consider that. I consider that those jails, not even countries. It's like that's that's something like an Italian Spanish Portuguese people would wear Greg does not wear those Oh Alex Smith yes I tally I tally I'm gonna any woodwear list who who James Sprague yeah Wow the Dowling not down hopper

I don't know. I'm on the fence about hopper new bit in Newberry Newberry would for sure. Okay, Enola Kai. Listen, listen, let me say this about a no on your annual guy If he did wear those I'd give him a pass Really yeah home boy because he's a fuck machine dude. You saw his girl? Oh yeah, you're right. Listen that guy is- He'd wear it for Men's Health magazine photo shoot. Yeah. Yeah. With ten hot chicks around him to balance it out. Let me take annual can wear whatever fuck he wants. I respect that. Yeah Thank you, thank you Matt Burns, thank you. Yeah Bryson Del Monte wears those Wow See that

My cat Colton does not wear those listen if you if those got mailed to Colton's house he'd call EOD Colton open that saw that arrive. I have a suspicious package. Yeah, let me tell you something There's no yeah, there's no no James Townsend. No James Townsend Are you out of your fucking mind? But you better fucking you better call security around your island, dude James Townsend be caught dead in those Victor Hoffer for sure. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Hoffer has stock in the company Yeah, that might be Victor Hoffer the body right there Look at look at this guy even has this photo even has texture on this guy's nipple

What the fuck is going on here with this photo? Said another product from while on earth probably This one's called as we move. It's the simple. it's the sister company of wild on earth while on earth Same owners. Oh, it's AI that Yeah, let me think of any other athletes Maderas definitely doesn't wear those. I don't maderas I'm doing. I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing. I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing

I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing. I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing

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the the the I just asked my wife what she thinks of a man wearing that her response gay I'd like to see Gazan wearing that my god. She wears it already Instagram yeah, she's barely you know what I like about her. She's always barely clothed, but it doesn't matter. It's not like It's not a they're not thirst picks you know what I mean Yeah, they're not no you don't what I mean yeah they're not no you don't think so I don't know I agree it's not like Spiegel's Instagram where you scroll through it and it's just like thirst traps yeah like you you don't feel guilty for looking at ogling Gazan's body she's just working out

right right yeah Let me see. Let me see one. Like a, uh, oh my God. God damn she is something else. I can do that. Like I don't think she was like, hey, I'm going to do muscle-ups bra-less today. I think she was just, yeah, she just did that. She just be doing that shit.

Yeah. You gonna have to fuck with me, fuck with me. Max set tent, man, I can't do that. Jesus, she's a savage. Yeah, she doesn't really do thirst picks. I would love it if she won the games. Oh, all that you do, do it in love. Wow.

I dig that. That's cute. Yeah. Oh, shit. TDC hunts follows her. Did you see that? No. Let's go to her. Where's her only fans? Lincoln bio

Let me see what else Let me see what else. Don't. Oh, God, you want to do something crazy here? Let's do this. Listen to this story. This is a crazy story. The first time I listened to this, I had a different response than the second time I listened to it.

Here we go Okay Okay, here we go It's a new street camera captures a UW. I don't know what school that is University of West Virginia Washington okay captures football players assaulting a bicyclist. Okay. Here we go. What listen careful of a former Husky football player are back in the news this week. There's new video that shows Tyboe Rogers in a teammate assaulting a bicyclist and what Seattle police describe as a road rage incident. Rogers was already facing two rape charges when this attack happened.

The sex investigations are separate and ongoing, but two rape charges. Oh, geez, dude. How explain that to me, how you would get to rape charges? Oh, jeez, dude. Explain that to me how you would get two rape charges. Isn't after the first rape charge, like they lock you up or some shit? How do you get out and do another rape charge? Or- Or he's still being investigated for both of them. Or maybe one girl came out, so then the other girl's like,

fuck, he raped me too, I'm gonna come out. Yeah, that's- I would imagine that's what happened or it happened to the same chick twice and his parents named him Tybo yeah that's crazy two girls at one time synchronized swimmers I don't know about two girls at one time that never even heard of that Rogers was back in court facing a judge on Thursday in the road rage case. This stairwell is where police say Tybo Rogers and Diesel Gordon beat up Camden Malone. Camden Malone is the guy who got beat up. Listen, okay?

Camden Malone got beat up by Ty Rogers. Okay? So, okay, here we go. The incident unfolding back in March. Now, what speed is this on? Oh, normal. Okay. Report says that Malone was riding his bike home from work on campus because his roommate

at Shoreline Community College had just died and Malone was upset. Now that part I don't understand. They reported that he's riding his bike home through campus because he was upset that his roommate or friend just died. Like am I supposed to then just assume that you're not allowed to ride through campus? Like what what am I did you hear that? Like why are they even reporting that? Listen to this. I don't know. He says that Malone was riding his bike home from work on campus because his roommate at Shoreline Community College had just died and Malone was upset. Okay, so he's upset and he's riding his bike home through campus.

Like what the fuck does that matter? Yeah, like you almost have to make an assumption like he left work early and was or I don't know. That's just weird. Weird, right? And the only thing I can think of is like on some campuses, you're not allowed to ride your bike through campus. But anyway, he's running and hiding by the way

Something he he knows someone's chasing him So he runs down here and hides in the stairwell and then the guy pushes him from the back Which is just such a scumbag move pushing someone from the back. I think in football that's called clipping And behind him in a car Gordon and Rogers were allegedly honking and yelling at Malone to get off the road That's when Malone flipped him off. That's when police say they were honking at him because he was riding in the street and that guy on the bike flipped them off. Yep. And then these guys pull up in a car. Players tried to run him off the road with their car. Malone's accused of spitting up Gordon. That's the part I didn't hear the first time

So he spit he must have pulled up to these guys window and spit on them now listen people The number two thing you never ever do is Spit on someone the number one thing is you never spit on a black guy like or anybody never anybody but dude you never spit on a black guy. Like or anybody or anybody. But dude, if you spit on a black guy like like. Like spitting on someone transcends like any racial slur, you could yell at him. Like you cannot spit on people without expecting Horrible shit to happen to you like that is I had a five-year-old do when I was was in lessons and It on you. Yeah, I wanted to drown the fucker. Yeah, that's like you're just kicked out of the class and you go punch

Throw a punch the dad. Yeah Yeah, like listen like you if you spit on someone you should expect like the worst horrible shit in the world to happen to you Like all of a sudden I'm okay with him shoving the guy in the back Hmm. Yeah automatic go time. Yep. Like it's it is it's like on like Donkey Kong. You do not put bodily fluids on someone. Yeah.

I mean you could just scream at him a racial slur if you wanted like 10 times in a row before you spit on him. Wheel. And then chase was on cameras in this stairwell caught the whole thing on camera. Gordon can be heard calling Malone, a homophobic slur before. And he spit on him, called him a homophobic slur. You faggot, right? That's what he did. Right.

Yeah. Bitting on the victim multiple times. To the left, you see Rogers come down the stairwell and shove Malone to the ground. Rogers then hits Malone so hard in the face that sends his glasses flying. Rogers then goes... It doesn't take much to get my fucking glasses off my face. First of all, he didn't hit him in the face. He hit him He slapped him in the back of the head and scraped off his glasses. I Want to hate on these dudes so bad like the first time I saw I was like fuck these guys

but dude, I still think it's fucked up, but and stops the glasses into pieces. That's not a brick and mold. That's not a brick and mold. That's not a brick and mold. It appears Rodgers tries to take Malone's bike, but he holds on to it.

The two players leave him in the stairwell. Investigators say they were able to ID the suspects because pictures of them on the university's football roster matched up with who they saw in surveillance footage of this incident.

They also say Rodgers and Gordon were wearing gear exclusively given to players on the team. Oh, you're fucked, dude. You're fucked. Here's the thing for you fucking jackasses who listened to this show and every time I, if I say something like, yeah, man, if you're drunk, running through central park at night in a bikini, um,, and something happens to you, don't be stupid.

And some people are like, oh, are you saying that girls who wear bikinis are asking for it? No, I'm not saying that even in the slightest. Just like I'm not saying if you spit on someone, you deserve for what that to happen to you, what happened to that kid, Malone, but listen, there should be no shock.

Like zero, zero, zero, zero. I'm just talking about what the odds are. If you run through the park late at night, fucking intoxicated, wearing a fucking bikini with your tits out and just one slide of your bathing suit away from exposing your pussy like Just the odds change just the straight. It's fucking math It's not as if anyone's asking for it. It's not if it's just it's just it's just the the relative

It's like running through a pile of rattlesnakes. You're like I didn't ask to be bit. Well, there's just odds If you spit on a fucking black dude or anyone, but a young black kid who's full of testosterone and plays wants to play professional sports, you think that fucking you're not gonna get fucking knocked out. You're fucking out of your mind. I would even call that dude a pussy if he didn't do that. Now, of course, it sucks that that guy was... that dude a pussy if he didn't do that. Now of course it sucks that that guy was um uh it sucks that that guy was uh you know charged has two charges of rape I mean that's not looking good for him. No! Trish I never want to hear someone say exposing your pussy again. Okay fine done. Oh here we go.

Fox 13 talked with Malone in April about this attack. He tells us he feared for his safety the second he saw those players come down the stairs. You should have feared for your safety the second you spit on them. Fuck not. Look at that chick in the background put on the freshman 30. Fuck, that's bad. My life was over and I was in danger. So I tried my best to get away

And it was just gut-wrenching when I found out that they did see where I went and they were coming down to get oh I bet I bet it was gut-wrenching Now Rogers was cut from the team in May after the rape allegations went public He since entered the transfer portal. Seattle Times reports that neither student is currently enrolled at the school. I wanna see, let's see the comments. Punks, actually I blame the Hawk 2 lady.

This is why so-called humans get profiled as violent predators. Fatherless behavior, victim did spit on them first first they shouldn't have beat him up they didn't even beat him up no they just shoved him around dude that guy got off so fucking lucky yeah you know how i learned that rule so i've learned a bunch of fucking really smart shit from um Bajans dad Travis He's the one who told me the line anything if a man does something sexually that surprises you you don't understand men Like I learned that one from him

I learned that always tell the truth the truth will set you free like you never want to have secrets like secrets just suck and one time I was at a pizza place in San Diego with him and Greg and he was walking. He was carrying the pizza and this guy walked up to him at the pizza place and said, Hey, can I, it's just some drunk, like normal looking guy and said, Hey, can I have a piece of pizza? And Travis said no. And he went to sit it down on the table where Greg and I were sitting and the guy spit on the pizza And I saw Travis set the pizza down and turn around the guy fucking fucking bolted And Travis walked outside and I walked outside with him

And he explained to me the rule of spitting. He said like hey dude I'm like such a calm human being but But like, as soon as you spit, like that's it. I'm like, was he going to be in trouble? He goes, dude, that the fact that he, that guy just saved me from going to prison. Cause he ran away. I was like, oh yeah, spitting's spitting's a no go. It's like biological warfare. Yeah Man I don't know black guys have always been cool with me spitting on them. Oh, I Mean so here's the thing. That's a great that's a really good point. We're not all created equal. There's always exceptions to the rules. And yeah, I think, yeah, of course.

Yeah, of course. Yeah. So I think guys in general would be fine with you spitting on them. That's fair. Or specifically. Point taken. Thank you. I appreciate you.

That is a great point. What are you talking about? That's a great point. There's always nuances. There's always exceptions. And that was a fucking fantastic one. and that's a that was a fucking fantastic one. I am. So there's that. All right, let me see what's going on.

There's anything else? Oh, hey. Caller. Oh, hold on. Something's wrong. Hold on. What the fuck? I know this, this, my phone, this phone, it's just getting worse. It's not getting better. Call her.

Hi. Hello. Hey, Seve. Hey. I kind of tuned in right at the end of that Ron Paul segment So is he endorsing Trump and coming on? backing him Say that again is

Ron Paul Endorsing Trump as he committed to that as he actually said that it doesn't sound no. I didn't see that in the article I just saw you know, I just see that Elon is already like, you know, the team that's going to pick, assign those 10,000 jobs that the president has to appoint when he takes office is called the transition team. And so the transition team has been put together by Donald Trump and on that team is Tulsi and RFK and Elon and It sounds like all these people are on that transition team And so Elon is basically courting people via x and it sounds like he's courting Ron Paul

Because and we know Ron Paul Wouldn't that be fucking amazing to let give him access to the ledger to the federal government's ledger just our blacklining shit You know, I was thinking this morning how tight of a race it was in 2020 and how close it was when you think of like independence, like I'm, I can say myself an independent kind of like you and, uh, what percent is like the RFK, the Ron Paul, isn't it at least 5% of the voters that like are now voting for Trump? Is that all he needs? How can he not win? 5% of the Democrats, you mean?

No, like, you know, like, to be to be completely transparent, I didn't vote for either one of them in 2020 and 2016. I didn't vote for Hillary or Trump. I think I voted for Kanye West. And like now I'm all on Trump because the team he's putting up. Aren't there a lot of, that's the first time I've realized how fringe and fucked up this show is. Did you say you voted for Kanye? Yeah, listen, I'm always in denial of the quackadoodles I attract because like I'm in denial

that I'm a quackadoodle and you just said you voted for Kanye. I am fucked. I am so far out there and I don't even know anyway go on this is your interns you hired me for fuck's sake I am this is your intern you would make bad decisions buddy okay this is both the internet go on with your Ron Paul's yeah no no about my my question for you, isn't there enough of these people that are, I loved RFK until you got, until you went on Trump. Now I'm voting for them because of him. Aren't there 5% of the vote who are us? Or am I way short on that? No, no. You, if I'm understanding you correctly, there's, there's, I think that there's enough brothers out there and fucking Latinos and homosexuals and fucking RFK supporters and all these people from the

from the anti-establishment groups who are now have come over that you would have it would make no sense obviously I live in an echo chamber but it makes no sense you never hear of just fucking hordes of Republicans who are flipping to Democrat because trump's running It's like fucking the two worst ones liz cheney and dick cheney. It's like good take them Tulsi gabber three people in my own family in my own family that didn't vote for trump last time that are voting for him This time just in my tiny little family. Yeah, I have no I have no idea how it could uh, I have no idea how he could lose

from the uh echo chamber that I live in. I have no, no fucking clue. Yeah. I'm, I'm with you. Like, yeah, of course. Yeah. Like what all the people who voted for Kanye are now voting. Yeah, I did.

You probably voted for Hillary. You tell me Hillary is a better vote than Kanye. I voted for Trump the year I had always voted Democrat until the last election I vote right in 2020. Hillary's a better choice than Kanye No, but no, no, no, okay. So that year I was right over you even though I get looking back I still can't accept it. Okay Right now looking back at everything he said like go back and listen all his rants. Like Caleb, let's clip this part out of the show after we publish it.

I don't want anyone to know that. Okay. My listeners voted for Kanye. I mean people are going to think I'm crazy. Hey. Because of my proximity to you. What? Go ahead.

You remember back in 2020 all the I'm out people. Yes. Well, you remember back in 2020 all the I'm out people. Yes. Like Ben Bergeron is a good example. Does Greg, do you think Greg remembers those people and does he care how they're all doing today? And if they want to get in on the MetFix, will he allow that? Or does he just not care and he let it go?

I don't think Greg cares too much. I will tell you this all of you people out there who attack my friends I I'm like little Satan. I'm in there fucking I know that Reminding them constantly I saw someone and I'm out person at the last fucking get-together at Greg's house In or Emily's house Emily Kaplan's house at the BSI event and I made sure to remind fucking Greg There was another one yesterday. Um, oh There was another there was another one yesterday that popped up on his radar who's an an I'm out person, was working an I'm out person. They did some really fucked up shit and that was just complete fucking horseshit.

Someone who was very close to Greg and now they're circling around in the BSI fucking ecosystem. Top 100. Yeah, and I make sure like, so like, um, I will, I will, I will dear dawn fall. I will write dawn fall a fucking email text, whatever prior to the games next year and remind them of all the fucking douchebags who are, I'm out at last year's games. I will fucking make sure that those fucking, like, I don't don't want to I none of those motherfuckers deserve to stand closer to the Field than me. Do you know what I mean? Like anyone who's like if you're if you're fucking going after people like because those are really hard times for people, right?

Greg was a wounded animal fucking CrossFit inc was a wounded animal And if you're going after them while they're wounded on the day that fucking Lazar died or the day after and your media or an athlete, I will do my fucking darnedest to forgive you, but also remind everyone like, Hey, you were that motherfucker. I mean, it's going to take me at least a couple of years to forget. And I'm not going to let anyone else forget either. And that's why we love you and listen to you, Seve. And I saw yesterday, I know I saw a gym from mass that posted about the first 100 on netflix

I was like hey, they were just out four years ago, and you know Oh, yeah, DME that will you DME that will you DME that? Yeah, the story it's probably gone, but I will yeah What's cock mean you use it a lot cock means that you like to you? Hire men to fuck your wife, and then you watch and jerk off to it Like did he was a cook? Oh You know what I mean? Oh cool probably like you're staring at the guy. I'm guessing that you just get horny That you're really gay it's like a way around being gay

I mean urban dictionary that yeah, I think if the actual full term is cuckold cuckold or cuckold is there an H in it See you see k. Oh LD I guess it looks like the full spelling Oh cocky Maybe a man who lets his wife or girlfriend have sex with other men after the man lets her do whatever she wants and treats him like shit Short version of you have been using that correctly the whole time. Hey, well D. Yeah, it's it's some pretty beta shit And and it's probably not a good win for your relationship. I'm guessing Got you

All right That's all. All right. Call in next time Greg's on the show and ask him that question. I'd like to know You know, he'll be very proud. He'll be very forgiving You know El Prez has like a bottle of champagne with all his haters and as soon as they fail he opens it up and drinks It and that's I think we got to do something like that with fitted with you with all these type of people maybe get you know, get some names on some fitted cans and As like, you know cross but New England actually then weren't they gonna change their name and everything? After that. Hey, what's crazy too is I didn't know Ben was out, but there were people like Ben or

Julie Fouchet, who were like begging Greg to sell them the company to like begging, like calling and like pleading and crying and I love CrossFit and I have please, please. I mean, you should hear the messages Julie Fouchet left on Greg's answering machine is fucking disgusting. Oh, Andy Stump or whatever his name is Stemp. Yeah, you know, the list goes on but we should keep that list because they all seem to come back around when it's needed. Yep, exactly. All right. Thanks, Abby. All right. Bye. Hey, hey, yes. Yes, please. What one suggestion for the watch party seth from jump ship

He's in hawaii might be a good chance to get a hawaiian perspective on the show for a half an hour. Great. Oh, yeah I've never had him on I do I I actually really like that guy and I like everything he said and done Um, I judge him I think his girlfriend might have blue hair or a hole in her nose or something. Of course, and I'm very judgmental of that He's from math, but she's cool. She is okay. Oh, she's from Massachusetts double-dinger look at Christine's Yeah, but she's she's one of us. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. Good. Okay. I'll have him on I'll have him on for sure. I'll ask him for sure. All right. I'm sure the chat hates me So I'm gonna hop off. No, no who Fuck them. You're listen you are vital to the show

I hey i'm an intern. I'm on a chat member. Okay. Thank you All right. Bye for now. Bye. Wow our first intern. That's crazy You think you'll give me head under my desk? Uh Hmm I don't want to rule it out. Yeah, Bo is the best. I agree, Brianna. He's the best.

Best. Best. Best. Best. He's the best. Okay. Okay. All right.

I'm going to Greg's now. I am finishing the show now. I have to pee so bad. Daniel Boone did not wear a coon skin. Daniel Boone did not wear a coon skin. They lied to us? In fact, the frontiersmen thought this type of headgear was un-stylish and instead don hats made from beaver. According to Boone's biographer Jack Mac Farraghar, the myth of the coon skin cap can be traced back full length portrait of Boone made in 1820 by Chester Harding, who automatically

depicted the frontiersmen wearing leggings,ccasins and a fringed Hunting shirt holding a beaver hat the painting was displayed in the Kentucky Capitol for several decades until it deteriorated deteriorated deteriorated deteriorated Harding later cut out Boone's head Hmm oh Harding later cut out Boone's head. Oh Someone says it's actually Davey Crockett Wow

So what happened did Austin Maliolo get destroyed somewhere Yeah they They took it down now, but Hiller it lives on in Hiller's page. Oh, they took down the entire post? Yeah, I think so. Holy, I thought it was on the Southeast Asia affiliate or Asian affiliate, Asian or CrossFit Asia affiliate page or something. Oh no, they didn't take down a whole post. They just

Turned off comments. It's on HSN mentoring Instagram page cross Crossfit I think it's on CrossFit South Asia to let me see. Oh No, it's not Can you play it what did he do that was so bad I couldn't so he So so is there audio to this can I actually hear what he said? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

There's actually I guess it's a just a compilation of him moving around on stage, but Austin Malio comments or says in the post, instead of asking what is CrossFit HQ doing for me, we should be asking what are we doing together. And what's wrong with that? If I'm going to pay somebody $4,500 a year I Should probably be getting something back from them other than just to be able to use their name, right? That's just me. I feel like if you're gonna pay that much money like I Should have something something to show for it

So I read it I'm reading into it, of course, but I read it as Oh, that's, that's a strong comment. Jim fees go from 150 to 225, which is proportionately the same amount they increased affiliate fees. Wow, that's gnarly. This is Hiller commented this. Wow. Or they turned it off. Jim fees go to 100 go from $150 to $225 a monthly one and a half times similar to the $'t read it that way. I read it as a post. I don't know if I read it that way. I don't know if I read it that way. I don't know if I read it that way. I don't know if I read it that way.

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Do you know what I mean? Like, um, uh, Sevan's a socialist when it comes to CrossFit. No, no, actually I'm not. Um, but that, we'll get back to that in a second. Instead of asking, what is CrossFit HQ doing for me? We should be asking what we are doing together. He didn't say what you're doing for CrossFit. It's what we should be doing together. I don't know. I take it as like we're all one. Like he's trying to take away the space between what is HQ and affiliate and it's one giant entity.

Like, hey, we're on the same team write us a letter tell us how you things you think we should be doing hey you should be some like hey I'm all for I think I think Don should demand that every affiliate like and comment on every CrossFit Instagram post and what will that do that will increase the power and the algorithm of the CrossFit post of the Instagram and that in turn Will help all the affiliates guaranteed hmm If I don't know how to clean the yard and you just say oh

You're we're gonna do this together and you don't tell me how we're gonna clean the yard What value are you posing as the person telling us to clean the yard? Well, and maybe he did. Maybe he did. Maybe it's out of context. But let me say this where I do agree with you. You kind of fucked me up there with this. I don't. When my gardeners come over to my house, all I do is reel up all the hoses because I have hoses all over my yard. And like in the four years I've had my gardeners once or twice, they've run, they've punctured holes in my hoses and run over them. So I always reel them up. But you're right. I don't go out there. I'm the stuff that I pay them to do. I don't do, do you know what I mean? Right. Like I prune the trees and I,

and I, and I keep it clean and tidy. They, they do stuff like the big stuff, like the the mow the lawn and the Or the more mundane stuff mow the lawn Make sure the sprinklers are working and keep the debris out of the gutters Yeah, they provide the service to your home to make it look nicer and more neat and tidy and so that your kids can go Outside and play right if they knocked on my door and they were like we're here. Let's do this together I'd be like, fuck you. Like I, I know affiliates have a duty to themselves, to their own business, to be able to, to provide media, to gain membership and that stuff but when you're paying $4,500 a year and

essentially all you're getting is a name I feel like you're not getting much return from it sorry I'm getting lunch details at the same time. I didn't mean to stop listening to you. I thought it was pretty funny that they had like that. So they turn off the comments. They got blasted like fuck you. We paid you money. You don't tell don't talk. Don't tell you better start doing shit before you start telling us that we do.

Right. Like they they made this post and then Hiller was like, what the fuck are you doing? And then H then obviously everybody went to HSN mentoring's page and just started blasting them in the comments for it. And they did it. It's turning off comments, but keeping the post. The post also seems to push more responsibility on the affiliate owner to do more to get value out of the affiliate increase. Yeah.

I get that's how people are taking it. It's like paying more for an Apple iPhone, but the responsibility is on you to make the phone work. Wow. This is, fuck God, Jake says some really fucking smart shit. It's crazy. You know, you're getting old when women blowing bubbles and chewing gum just looks messy rather than sexy. Wow. Huh. I was thinking it more like...

Like if you see an old lady blowing bubbles, it's not sexy, but if you see a young girl doing it, it's sexy. That's how you know when the woman's like past her prime. I'm gonna ask my wife to blow bubbles with her gum. Yeah, maybe. When my wife chews gum, it's pretty hot. I'm here sitting by the fire. All right. All right, guys. I'm out of here. I'm going to party. All right. All right, guys, I'm out of here. I'm going to party. I love you guys.

Great show. Jack Hanfield, go over and donate a couple dollars to his EOD charity. I will. Great morning. Thanks so many of you joined in this morning. Thanks for joining in. Caleb, good seeing you. Big week next week.

We're going to be ramping up for Rogue. Will Brandsetter's made some cool graphics. I've reached out to Katie Henninger to see if she'll come on after the event every day. I think it's gonna be a great week. Talk to you guys soon. Bye bye.