The Sevan Podcast - We Know They’re Wrong | Live Call In

Starting point is 00:00:00 What does possible sound like for your business? It's more cash on hand to grow with up to 55 interest free days. Redefine possible with Business Platinum. That's the powerful backing of American Express. Terms and conditions apply. Visit mx.ca slash Business Platinum. Bam, we're live. I, um, can you guys hear me? I wonder if this mic is working. This is a new one. 39 bucks from Amazon. I just had it sent to the house. I think my headset got

Starting point is 00:00:33 jacked up from so much travel. Can you guys hear me okay? Oh now I'm getting some weird sounds. Let me know, let me know before I start telling you a good story. Good morning Elizabeth Disseldinger, can you guys hear me scrolling my mouse around too? Can you guys hear that? I hope that you can't hear that because I can hear that in my headset. Sausages! Bam we're live! Good morning sounds like KMI and okay so this so this mic's working? Awesome and I bet you my phone's working too. Oh my God, the hair, yes, oh my God.

Starting point is 00:01:10 So this morning, I got up. Made a cup of coffee. And then a few minutes ago my wife got up. And I said, good morning. And you know what she said to me? Yeah. She said, I had a dream with Rich Froney last night. I'm afraid to ask.

Starting point is 00:01:39 I'm genuinely afraid to ask. Oh, it was rated? How am I supposed to do a show when you wear those shorts around the house? Oh, it is better? I really don't want to, I don't want to hold the mic in my hand. I got a cup of coffee. I'm all set. My boy Paul, um, you know every once in a while you meet these people in your life and just everything that every time they're around good shit happens that's my boy Paul and he's like he's not even Irish but he's like he's like a lucky charm anyway he he came over and cut my hair he's rich too he doesn't he doesn't need to be cutting my hair.

Starting point is 00:02:28 I think he did it because he just wanted to touch me. Okay, it's awful. What's awful? My hair's awful? I think it's great. My hair's great. Someone in the comments a couple days ago said, hey, it makes you look older. I was like, that's awesome. That's what I was going for. I don't want to look like a young kid. Look like a mature man. Finally, Bernie Gannon.

Starting point is 00:02:54 Oh, the irony, the jokes on you, Haley. I also had a dream with Rich Frowning. Good one, Bernie. Damn, Bernie. Damn Bernie. Together, together I could get control of my wife Bernie if you feed me lines and I say them. All right I'm concerned about the mic. I need more feedback. Help alleviate my insecurities. Is everything good with the audio? Let me show you this thing. I got it from I got it from Amazon last night for 39 bucks. I've never used a mic like this. Help me. Oh is there racism discussion going on? Don't leave me out of that.

Starting point is 00:03:50 that. Audio is sexy. Thank you. Clean your mug. Hey, that's funny you say that because this I was actually really surprised. This was the mug I used yesterday for the show. And when I was done, I left it on the counter. And usually I have one of those wives that does all the you know, dishes and cleaning and she takes good care of me. And then I saw it sitting in the same place I left it yesterday I was like shit so I just rinsed it out and refilled it I didn't wash it but I did is it oh yeah I got some shmeg ma dripping down the dripping down the side oh great question oh Sabir the song is great the song is great the thing is is I'm getting ding for copyrights every time I play it.

Starting point is 00:04:25 Can you do something? Can you tell? What do we have to do about that so that like I can play it on my station without getting dinged? And then I'll play it. I'll play it all the time. I'll play it all the time. Oh, the the mic, uh, what mic is that? That's a great question. I'll tell you. Let me see. Let me go to Amazon. Tell you what I ordered. Uh, it was cheap too. You know what I think happened? I think I traveled with these Audio Technica headset. They're a headset and a mic all in one. And I think I just damaged it. Um, the mic is a,

Starting point is 00:05:06 I just typed in X, let me see how, I'll tell you how much it was exactly. It was 4309, it came with the XLR cable, came with this stand, and it's a mono, M-A-O-N-O, M-A-O-N-O, XLR podcast microphone. Here, I'll just,

Starting point is 00:05:31 how do I just copy this writing and then paste it so you can see it yeah I mean if you like it I recommend it I mean 43 bucks for a mic is crazy cheap and look when I think it's pretty directional because if I just turn it around like this then I turn it back like this and just point it at my mouth it says it's a what's the word they use super cardioid does that mean it's no it just says cardioid studio dynamic mic for vocal recording streaming voiceover voice isolation yeah okay so stoked all right so that's good and I can hear you through my ears and I think let's see I Yeah, okay. So stoked. All right, so that's good. And I can hear you through my ears. And I think let's see.

Starting point is 00:06:09 And this is the new road caster. Maybe I blame this last road caster not working on the road caster, but maybe it was the headset. it was the headset. So here I'll check my WhatsApp today. I'll try to make sure I check it so we can communicate so I can figure out how to get that so I can use the song without getting a copyright strike. Hey, do you remember that guy I used to show you guys who would bench press with his shirt off that old guy? Did I make fun? Who was it? Who did I make fun of?

Starting point is 00:06:52 Was that, was that Jeffrey Bursfield or Ken Walters? Who, who would I say that was? I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. But regardless, I do. I did. Someone did send me some video footage. Oh, Heidi says both. Okay, good. Oh, it was me.

Starting point is 00:07:20 Good. Well, I do have some I do have some new footage of Jeffrey Birchfield that a listener sent me. I appreciate it. Here's Jeff in the wild. A lot of people don't get to see Jeff and see how talented he is, but here we go. Here's Jeffrey Birchfield in the wild. This was at my local skate park. He didn't know I was there.

Starting point is 00:07:46 Look at him. Mad skills. Who knew? Look at that. Wheelie, middle finger. Everyone thought Jeff was a classy man, but when he's at the skate park, shit gets crazy. Look at this. 180. right backwards and we'll spin around jeffrey birchfield at the skate park people laughing at him but laughing out of enjoyment. You know what I mean? I know, isn't that great, Craig? You know, not everyone can do that. Anyway, I thought I'd share that.

Starting point is 00:08:36 Multi-talented Mr. Birchfield. This is what he's doing in his spare time now that he's not teaching. This is what he's doing in his spare time now that he's not teaching. Oh, Ken Walters. Hi. What would you guys rate that? That bike run? I, uh, the, the silver medalist would be proud.

Starting point is 00:09:01 What was his name? Kieran Reilly. He'd be very proud. Joseph Ramirez. Sorry, I'm late. No problem. I'm only half here today. Anyway, I realized that, um, because I'm in the kitchen at this apartment, I

Starting point is 00:09:18 realized that I can't read, I'm just not letting go fully with my kids around. And my family around. I've noticed that, um, I'm just not, I'm not, I'm not, I, I, I, I'm just not letting go fully with my kids around and my family around. I've noticed that I'm just not, I'm not getting into a flow state of pure debauchery and... What'd you say? Oh, my wife said, is that so? Yeah. I'm not free around my wife, I guess.

Starting point is 00:09:44 Or maybe it's the kids. But somehow I do feel that there's an editor on a little bit. Just slightly. Just slightly. Sevan is feeling bad after eating the raw meat. Oh, no, actually, you know what? I didn't. I felt great yesterday. You know what I did yesterday? After the show, I went down to the park and the other day I played frisbee with the boys down at the beach. And after I played frisbee,

Starting point is 00:10:15 I was a little concerned that I was going to feel really beat up the next morning because I'm 52 and we play hard and run and there's a lot of explosive sprints and like a change of directions. And so then I woke up yesterday morning and I was fine. I was like, oh, I'm not even beat up. My feet aren't sore. My ankles aren't sore. I feel good.

Starting point is 00:10:35 Wow. But then yesterday we went to the park and my oldest boy, Avi, is getting really getting into football. We played football for about an hour, just, you know, running snaps. And we just took turns snapping the ball. He would play quarterback once, I played quarterback once, and then you run. And we're trying to throw the ball so you can catch it over your shoulder. Dude. And the park's about three quarters of a mile from where we're staying.

Starting point is 00:11:07 I felt so beat up after that. I feel good this morning, but man, I felt beat up after that. Getting old is weird. No, not Dom's. Not Dom's. Not like that. Don't act like you don't know, Jeffrey. It's just that, like, you know really what it is? I just get tight. I get tight so quick. I used to be so loose. I'm so loose. I'm so flexible. I'm little. I'm

Starting point is 00:11:34 I don't know what it is. I just got I just get super duper tight. Yeah running snaps. Yeah running snaps. You know what I mean? I go like this. I fake the hike. Dude tell me you landed on the moon without telling me landed on the moon. I go like this. I fake the hike. Dude, tell me you landed on the moon without telling me you landed on the moon. I don't even know what you're talking about. That's not even funny, David. What are you talking about? That doesn't even make sense. I said he's built like a lesbian, probably. I am. I'm so loose. I'm like a loose man. You know what I mean? I'm flexible. I'm agile. I have great movement patterns. Like better than like, than games athletes. I just, I'm just a great mover. Ask anyone.

Starting point is 00:12:14 But I'm getting old, so I just get stiff. Even my fingers get stiff. I watched a little bit of the Chicago Bears game yesterday. I heard a stat that last week's game, Kayla Williams broke some sort of rookie passing. I don't know if it was for the Chicago Bears or for the NFL, but I guess last week he threw 383 yards even when they lost. That makes me think that Tyson's not going to play this year. And then I think they won yesterday, which makes me think he's not going to play this year. And then some guy was at a party last night over at Sarah Cox's house. Holy cow, does she have a nice house.

Starting point is 00:13:07 My boys had so much fun there. She has twin girls, beautiful little twin girls. My boys had a blast. She got a swimming pool, trampoline, all the goodies, play room. She got a whole, her whole yard has this beautiful, I can't stand AstroTurf, but for some reason, I loved it in her yard.

Starting point is 00:13:24 Did you like that in her yard her fake grass? Oh, I loved it. I couldn't believe how good it looked. Usually I can't stand that shit. You know what it is? I realized I don't think I like AstroTurf when people have dogs Because then I know the dogs are peeing and pooping on it. Oh. Oh. Yeah, that backside over there had Astroturf and it was so nice. I thought I hated fake grass too, but I'm telling you that her fake grass was amazing.

Starting point is 00:14:00 Yeah, it looked great and I don't know, maybe it's because it's brand new. Anyway I was, I was over there watching the game and her husband was there. He's crazy into football and he had like six buddies and they were all, everyone's so into football. And one of the guys said that he needs to be traded to Miami where that guy too had got fucked up. I was like, oh, that sounds smart. Send him to Miami. That's Dave Castro's favorite team.

Starting point is 00:14:40 That would be amazing if he went to Miami. There was a kid who showed up at the house yesterday to watch the football game, young kid. I'd say 20, 20 years old. Anyway, he told a story that earlier in the day, he was driving his Lamborghini and he was in a parking lot. And a guy in a Toyota Tundra was texting and came around to turn in the parking lot and fucking drove up on the side of his Lamborghini.

Starting point is 00:15:14 He showed me the picture. What a gross picture to see a Lamborghini that's been smashed by a Tundra at four miles an hour. He said he saw the whole thing in slow motion. He said he was honking, the guy was just rolling right towards him and fucking just drove up on the fucking Lambo. Yeah, 20 years old and with a Lambo. Actually, I'll tell you the whole story. Thanks for ruining the story for me, Jeff. I'll tell you the whole story. He told me it's his friend's Lambo and he rents it from his buddy for $800 a day once a month

Starting point is 00:15:56 so that he can manifest that lifestyle. Like he wants to feel like he belongs in a Lambo, like it's his. And you could tell this kid was a go-getter You could totally tell this kid was a go-getter. I think he sells a I think he sells solar panels And I heard him tell this guy this other I turned him tell a guy who was at the party I was listening a story. He said that he pulled the Lambo up into a parking spot who was at the party, I was listening a story. He said that he pulled the Lambo up into a parking spot.

Starting point is 00:16:26 Newport Beach has a lot of money. Like my kids are just looking at cars everywhere. Yesterday we saw Rolls Royce, you know, shitloads of fucking Ferrari, shitloads of Porsches. The place is filthy rich. And clean and polite and nice. And it's just it's just an amazing spot. But he said that he rented this Lambo from his buddy yesterday.

Starting point is 00:16:52 He said he does it once a month. And he said he pulls into this parking lot and he parks his car and he said these two little kids and their dad come over and they start talking to him about the Lambo. So he says to the little kids, hey, do you want to get in the car and rev the engine? You know, push the gas pedal. And the little kid said, yeah, we'd love to. So he lets the kids go in there, lets both of them rev the engine. And then while they're doing that, he's talking to the dad and he sells the dad a set of solar solar panels and makes a $10,000 to $15,000 commission on the sale. Austin Hartman, you can't manifest wealth by wasting $800 a month. It's in, it's in con I don't, let me tell you, I, I'm buying what he was doing.

Starting point is 00:17:41 I felt what that kid was saying. I knew what he was doing. I felt it. He's a go-getter. He works his ass off. He wants to know what it's like to have nice things. He wants to feel like he belongs. He works hard.

Starting point is 00:17:55 Look at Rambler. Yes, you can. God, I hate it that I agree with you. I'm looking for Jake's question. I don't see it. No, I don't think it's SoCal fakeness. And let me tell you, I'm a huge proponent of going after SoCal people for being fake as shit. Why do people need validation from others so much?

Starting point is 00:18:30 I don't know what part of that story meant validation. I asked him, I said, how nice is the Lambo? He said, unbelievably nice. He says it's a life changer. He said later on when he got into his own car, it just felt weird. I don't have any desires for a Lambo, but I you if I sat in it it would be a different story. So, I don't know the details of this next story that I'm going to tell you, but I can tell you the, uh, there was a guy, there was a guy that was, uh, I believe a D I hire over

Starting point is 00:19:21 at CrossFit. I think he was the president of CrossFit. I think he was going to be in charge of merchandise, selling merchandise. He was going to be the president of merchandise and Rosa hired him and I do believe he was a DEI hire. Tall skinny gay dude from the UK. I do believe he was hired because of his sexual orientation. Which would be fine if he was selling tickets to Diddy's party, but he wasn't. He was selling merchandise to Crossfitters, or he was supposed to.

Starting point is 00:20:04 And then, which is an, I don't want to say it's ironic because it's so obvious, but then what I heard, and I don't know this for a fact, but then I heard, and I would say that my sources are pretty good, that he then ends up quitting and sues Crossfit for discrimination. So listen, if you hire people based on DEI, you have to know that that's going to be the outcome 50% of the time, because those people know that they're being hired for that.

Starting point is 00:20:33 And they know that they're going to be leaving for that when you hire someone as a, when you hire someone as a DEI hire, meaning you don't hire them on merit, you hire them on something on, on some quota because of the way they look or some lifestyle practice they have that's not relevant to the job. Some lifestyle practice or some outer quality, bullshit quality that they have, gay, black, whatever. Um, when they leave, it's also going to be like that. It's just like, if you, it's just like this, if you hire someone who's 400 pounds for a job, you have to know that eventually they're going to file for disability.

Starting point is 00:21:16 That's what happens. You have to just know that you, if you hire someone who's completely out of shape, eventually they're going to, they're going're gonna, something's gonna happen at work where they get physically injured and they're gonna leave because of disability. So if you hire a cop and he weighs 150 pounds and then over the next five years he puts on 200 pounds, that cop is some at some point is gonna get injured on the job and it's gonna be a disability issue. And this live by DEI, die by DEI. Yeah. So if you hire someone based on DEI, you have to know at some point, they're also going to turn around and sue you or say that they were discriminated against

Starting point is 00:21:55 because you hired them based on discrimination. It's just the law of the land. It's the way the world works. It's like physics. It's like dropping an apple from a tree. Oh, good point, Tyler, unless his name is Ronnie Coleman. Good point. Very good. Great point. You know what I mean by put on 200 pounds. Oh,

Starting point is 00:22:27 anyway, um, now I hear the, so from, from CrossFit, the guy went to Orange Theory and now he's been fired from Orange Theory. I also think that the guy who wrote the affiliate handbook, that all the affiliates are given, I think he also went to orange theory or to F 45. Just tell us his name. Oh, hold on. I'll tell you his name. You guys can look it up. I sent it to Hiller. I'm hoping Hiller investigates it and does a piece on it. Someone sent me his LinkedIn file and I don't have,

Starting point is 00:23:23 oh, Jason Dunlop. Jason Dunlop. Ask my boyfriend, he works at F45. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Orange Theory's for dudes that wipe after they pee. I wipe after I pee. That's not cool. You think I should switch to f-45 or orange theory I've been my whole life I take a little piece of toilet paper dab the front of my penis can you guys hear my mouse clicking around? I hear it in my headphones. I hope you guys don't hear it. Hear all the clicks and everything.

Starting point is 00:24:10 Where are gay men's vaginas? They don't have vaginas. What? They're just regular men. When two gay men have sex It just regular men when two gay men have sex How do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis? Where are gay men's vaginas They don't have vaginas. What? No.

Starting point is 00:24:45 They're just regular men. When two gay men have sex, how do you know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis? Oh. Wow. That makes perfect sense. That makes perfect sense. That makes perfect sense. I like his thinking.

Starting point is 00:25:12 That makes perfect sense. Wow. Hold it over the sink and rinse the tip off. Oh, is there an echo? I just switched some stuff around. Was there an echo? Man. Sean Lenderman, if Sevan, if you understand the character, it makes that so much funnier. Okay, I gotta see if there's an echo. Let me, let me, I'm messing with the audio and shit. What a show today. Here, let's do, let's do this. Tell me right away if there's an echo.

Starting point is 00:26:02 Let's do this. Tell me right away if there's an echo. I wish I could take credit for these clips. You guys send me these clips. I can't take credit for shit. Okay, tell me if there's an echo in this. Here we go. It is horrible thing. J.D.

Starting point is 00:26:20 Vance, did he really say what Joe Biden says he said? Joe Biden, who stole the president, he may not have known that, makes a speech today and he alleges that Vance said something horrible. I'm going to be very blunt. Sir, to advance what I was calling issues facts of life. Who the hell do these people think they are? Okay, first. Oh, there is an echo.

Starting point is 00:26:42 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, there is an echo wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa there is an echo Okay, let me try that Let me try Can there be an echo? How the fuck are you guys getting an echo Let me see sound output Let me see, sound output. Let me try this. Okay. How about, how about now?

Starting point is 00:27:11 Here we go. So while he's not secretary Vance, he's Senator Vance. He's a US Senator from the great state of Ohio. Secondly, he did say that they're facts of life, but not the way Joe Biden's saying it. He took it out of context on purpose. Let's show what the AP was reporting about this very thing. They literally said what Biden said, and they said that JD Vance says school shootings are a fact of life, calls for better security. Well, if you notice this picture, the AP had to delete that post because they were wrong

Starting point is 00:27:45 and they were out of context. They posted a new post that said JD Vance says he laments that school shootings are a fact of life and says the US needs to harden security to prevent more carnage like this shooting this week that left four dead in Georgia. That's at least in better context. This is what JD Vance actually said. So Joe Biden is talking again, and I cannot believe the shit these fucking people make up.

Starting point is 00:28:12 And what's crazy is that the libtards we know are going to believe this. But this is what JD Vance really said. I don't like this. I don't like to admit this. I don't like that. This is a fact of life. But if you're if you are a psycho and you want to make headlines, you realize that our schools are soft targets and we have got to bolster security at our schools so that a

Starting point is 00:28:33 person who walks through the front door, we've got to bolster security so that if a psycho wants to walk through the front door and kill a bunch of children, they're not able to. By the way, I disagree with this. Even though even though I can't stand what Joe Biden said, he's a fucking lying sack of shit. I disagree with this 100%. Listen, all that's doing is addressing these symptoms. We know what needs to be done.

Starting point is 00:29:07 We know what needs to be done. Uh, the, the punishment for crimes. We, well, we need to start enforcing the laws in this country. Again, we need to start recognizing being a tranny is a mental illness and not something we're codependent of when you stop giving kids, uh, hormone blockers or anything that fucks with their hormones. We need to close the border. So fucking drugs, uh, don't come into our country. Every single person who's shooting up schools, something's fucking wrong with them.

Starting point is 00:29:32 They don't have a dad at home. They were addicted to drugs. There's a whole cascade of things, of events that happened in their life that we can start fixing without putting cops at schools. I don't like an environment that kids are in where you need a cop at the school. And hey, when kids are being bad, just kick them out of the fucking school. Yeah, I don't know Jeremy. Jeremy's saying this would be the first step while we work on these other things out. I don't know. I disagree. That was the same excuse that people were saying during COVID to me. Well, until we work these things out, let's just wear I don't think I think it's really hard to go backwards Not not even suspend them just expel them expel the bad kids just really start just go back to just enforcing shit

Starting point is 00:30:42 Teachers can't come to school. You can't You can't come to school if you're a teacher in your Halloween costume. Start enforcing a dress code for the fucking teachers. Fuck it, enforce a dress code for the kids. Stop incentivizing women to leave their fucking husbands. Oh shit, we're gonna try the phone now too. Look at us, we're going big time. Hey, what's up? Wow.

Starting point is 00:31:07 Does it work? Been here four or five days and finally got a full show going. Thank you, Real. I love it. Give it to me. I'm going to say something farfetched here. Okay. But let's play the game here for this topic. Okay. Imagine you sent your kids to school. Oh, gross. I know, right?

Starting point is 00:31:35 But some of us, Greg pulled his, Greg pulled, Greg's the least scared person I've ever met in my life. And he pulled his out of school kids out of school because of school shooters. That was the the final straw for him because I was always talking to him about homeschooling. He thought it was crazy I mean, I I don't blame him. I don't think anybody blames him at all, but I don't have 200 plus million dollars Single dad life is is tough and guess what? I got to send my kids to school And you know what? I actually found a really cool school where they, I think I told you this before, they still do the pledge of allegiance in the morning. It's, it's, it's a good school. It's a good place. But I'll tell you what, I got nothing wrong at this point right now with where our country's

Starting point is 00:32:18 at with the police officer or former military person, whatever walking around that school to keep my kids safe. I mean, if I could do it, I would, you know what I'm saying? Fair enough. And Hey, and what, I think that there should be a no tolerance policy from kids just fucking off at school. You fight at school, you talk back to the teachers, any of that shit, bye bye. And that's part of the other, I totally agree. That's part of the other thing.

Starting point is 00:32:45 So do this and then let's work on all those other things like actually punishing people, actually holding people accountable, not buying into the mental illness that we're seeing and being the co-dependence and all that we w we can work. We need to work on all that. Like, you know, actual, uh, actual parent good family units at home, not making excuses, you know, the list goes on, we can work on all that we need to work on all that if we're gonna kind of turn this this boat around that we're in in America. But I'll tell you what, again, in

Starting point is 00:33:18 the meantime, load up the schools with some good dudes that or women that want to keep our kids safe. No, no, no, no. I had to throw that in. I knew you were going to say, no dudes, dudes, all dudes. All dudes. Yep. Some fucking 16 year old fucking kid will beat up a woman. Uh, Augustus link says a seven. Didn't you say that if you can't afford to homeschool your kids that you're being selfish, I don't think those were my words. Um,

Starting point is 00:33:47 but I think that, um, uh, Russell burger was talking about, Hey, like you have to make the choices where you make sacrifice and where you don't. And you know, yeah, I know, I know it's easy. I know it's easy for me to say, because I'm already in that, uh, position, right? It's like this, the people who already have their diet really tight and they're like just just don't put shit in your mouth And like I know it's really easy to say that when you're the person who has your diet tight. So All right, fair enough I you know respect yeah, if my kids were in school, I'd probably I probably have a different outlook. You're right

Starting point is 00:34:22 There sure don't send them to school. I'm just saying put your, put your, put yourself in that position. And it's like, yeah, you know what? You, you want those, you want those boys to be as safe as possible. And, and, and unfortunately this point in our country, these are some of the things we need to do, you know, until we figure shit out. Right. All right. Thank you. All right. Good to hear your voice brother. I'll talk to you soon. Hey,

Starting point is 00:34:45 Franth, I'm, uh, what if you loaded up men in the school who could be good dads to kids who need them? Good people would start getting molested. You can't have too many dudes in the school kids that, uh, especially with the way high school girls and junior high girls are dressed these days, something crazy and appropriate would happen. The way the girls are dressed. And when I, when I see the schools get out in my neighborhood, I can't even believe. I truly cannot believe what I'm seeing.

Starting point is 00:35:09 It's nuts. But there are some crazy fixes too. Reduce, you know, just teach the math and English and make all the other classes PE. I think that would be amazing. Paper Street Coffee. Mmm, yum, yum, yum, yum. There's no way I sip as loud as Hans. Hans sips so loud.

Starting point is 00:35:40 Yesterday his sipping was wild, wasn't it? PaperStreetCoffee.com Prices may have went up today. If they didn't, you better get over there. If they did, you better get over there. I started a whole ass coffee company to make sure I can homeschool my kids in the future. I want to change the name. I don't even like the name homeschool. I want to change the name. I don't even like the name homeschool. Pat Lang, my guess is if you gave every teacher a gun that the gun would be taken by students. Yeah, that's true too. That that's 100% true of Pat saying. He loaded the school with guns. Eventually guns would go missing. Caller hi. Hey, Sammy, Dan Winn. How you doing?

Starting point is 00:36:28 Good. Thanks for calling. Good. Good. Hey, I've really been involved with CrossFit for about a year now. Wait, wait, you've only been involved in what? CrossFit for about a year now. Okay. And I've only got interested in the games and stuff because people like you make it interesting. I've only got interested in the games and stuff because people like you make it interesting. I got this sense of this is kind of what the history of the last few years of CrossFit has been like, so maybe you can help me out and get this right.

Starting point is 00:36:52 So I see Greg starts it around about 2002 or something like that. And his whole thing is really about get off the car, get off the couch, all that good stuff, Fitness. And then when he had the first games, it was just a celebration of CrossFit. But hey, come on over and we'll have a little competition. And then it kind of took on a life of its own, I guess maybe when sponsors got involved

Starting point is 00:37:17 and started putting up prize money. And eventually the athletes started thinking, hey, we can make a living at this. And it kind of turned into sort of a battle for the soul of CrossFit, where you had Greg in his original vision for the methodology and the affiliates and the athletes who wanted to take it and make it a professional sport.

Starting point is 00:37:41 And when Greg did his whole Floyd 19 thing, the athletes saw that as an opportunity to push him out and keep pushing toward professional athlete kind of thing. Is that kind of accurate? Yeah, that's just to fill in a couple of blanks there. That's extremely accurate, not to fall into the weeds, but to fall into the weeds. What happened was is, you know, the price first was like, you know, whatever $2,500 for first place. And then the CEO of Reebok called Greg and said, Hey, I'll increase the prize money to a million dollars to spread

Starting point is 00:38:16 around. Wow. And Greg had a pretty, uh, he, he got all the executives in the company together and he told us, he goes, Hey hey look, we're going to do this but I never want to use the Reebok money to ever to run the company and So I never want to be reliant on the sponsors I want to be able to like say anything I want about them to them I just don't want it to be that way and then another nuance that happened was It was supposed Greg wanted it to be like the Woodstock of fitness,

Starting point is 00:38:46 like the NorCal event, which was just an amazing event, just by a lake and there's families there and there's people working out and he wanted bands and stuff like that. But what ended up happening is, is last minute one year, Monterey County told Dave he couldn't have the event at his house and Dave couldn't get it permitted at his house and so there was a quick

Starting point is 00:39:12 rush to move it and that's when it moved to Carson which is a little tennis stadium that holds like you know 14,000 people and then they have a soccer stadium next door that probably holds I don don't know, 20,000 people where the galaxy played. And that kind of changed, those two events, the prize money from Reebok and the change of venue kind of pushed it in that direction. And then that's when the athlete, and then also at that time was the advent

Starting point is 00:39:42 of Instagram showed up. And so then what that did, so those three things, and then with the advent of social media, the athletes didn't feel like they needed the mothership as much, right? Because it's just like, do you remember when there were only like, uh, three channels or 10 channels on TV, like, Oh yeah. Oh, everyone brushed with crest, right? Cause that's what the TV told you to do. Right. And yep. Yep. Exactly. Everyone brushed with crest right because that's what the TV told you to do, right?

Starting point is 00:40:07 And Yep. Yep, exactly and so those three things together that huge influx of prize money the change of the venue and then the social media then and That crossfit couldn't the the athletes could do as much for themselves to promote them as crossfit could do to promote them And there became this weird Delusion that sat in on them and I can't tell you like how fucking delusional they are. It's not, it's not, they should all be thanking me because they're so delusional about what they really, I don't know, deserve or what their influence is in the world or what their

Starting point is 00:40:43 value is. I mean, they are so fucking confused. The irony is because even though, because they have their social media, they think they don't need CrossFit to promote them. But at the same time, CrossFit doesn't need them either. Cause what I mean, has CrossFit ever actually made money off the game? No. Well, yeah.

Starting point is 00:41:02 So that there, there to be completely honest, there is a there is a fuzzy line, right? So when we put that first games doc on Netflix, something did happen. Like CrossFit got some crazy notoriety because Netflix is truly an international platform for videos. So when that first documentary went on Netflix, it was weird. Like I was in a gym working out in Kenya. And like, you know what I mean? Like a shitty, like what you'd imagine to be an African gym, not a CrossFit gym, just a hotel gym. And I look up at the TV and I'm doing CrossFit and there's these, uh, five airline pilots working out in there and they, and they're watching the TV and

Starting point is 00:41:36 watching me and they come over and they're like, Oh, are you doing CrossFit? And I said, yeah. I'm like, Oh shit. Now that it's Netflix, now that it's ESPN, people all over the world are seeing it in bars and stuff. So that I think it would be naive to think it didn't launch it to the next level in growth, but never compared to the early growth we had from when we went to just 3000 gyms to 7000 gyms that happened like, you know, overnight without, uh,

Starting point is 00:42:06 without ESPN or Netflix or any of that shit. So yeah, it was a, but, but it made the, uh, the athletes truly got fucking delusional. And athletes were way cooler than two. They participated. You know what I mean? Like you could call, um, rich Froning and just be like, Hey, can we fly you out to HQ and make some videos and Rich would be like, sure. Yeah. And now it's not now it's not like that. Yeah. Yeah. As the Fraser era came in, and he was dedicating so much to the sport and in his defense, he became

Starting point is 00:42:40 he elevated the what it meant to be a professional, uh, elevated might not be the right word, but he changed the game. He changed the game with his participation in the community. I mean, he was very vocal, Hey, I'm going to win a bunch of games, get money, and you guys will never see me again. And that's how he behaved too. Like he just want his goal was to get a cabin and disappear. Well, you got it.

Starting point is 00:43:04 Happily there. You guys have, and he hasn't disappeared. No. So, and I don't, and I, and I don't blame him for changing his mind or whatever, but, but, um, there is a, uh, I, yeah, you, you nailed it. Did you want to add something to that? Like, and then say, okay, now that I understand this, this is what I think. Did you want to add something to it?

Starting point is 00:43:23 No, I just realized I was putting it together with a very thin outline. I only knew the part about the struggle between the games, the athletes and Greg from a video that I think his name is Coppola, the game, the teams athlete who's been making responses to the PABA. Yeah. He's the one that mentioned that. And, um, that gave it a lot of context to the whole it wasn't simply a woke reaction to Gray's comment but it was one of the purpose and

Starting point is 00:43:54 it was one where people are taking advantage of what they saw as an opportunity to use that incident to further their agenda. Yeah, so there used to be more of a symbiotic relationship in the Froning years where the athletes could give and take and now with the athletes it's just take, take, take. And I'll tell you one more thing that got confusing. So then the people at HQ started to get delusional too. A lot of our staff started like thinking, oh this video with Dan Bailey doing Oh, this video with Dan Bailey doing a let me be more specific. Us showing the games of a games video would get a million views. And us doing a video of a woman losing 100 pounds would only get 6,000 views.

Starting point is 00:44:34 And so they thought there was a lot of young filmmakers there at the time who thought that that meant it was better for CrossFit, which it wasn't because once that games video got a million views, it stopped and it never got more, right? Because it went on to the next year. But that video you made of a woman who lost a hundred pounds that every year would put on another thousand views and it would keep growing and growing. And that message truly of what CrossFit is just kept growing and growing and growing. And so the staff at HQ started to get delusional.

Starting point is 00:45:03 Well, now the delusion is completely solidified because between Rosa and Don Fahl, they fired everyone there. And so there's no, 90% of the people there have no idea what CrossFit is. Like none, none. They could even give you the lip service, but I know they have no idea.

Starting point is 00:45:24 They think that somehow the games is important. And it was like that. It was probably like when I was there, it started getting really high. Like people, all of us were starting to get confused because we loved the game so much. It was so fun. It was fun making that content. And we started thinking it brought more value than it did. But now it's just a complete, um, it's a run, it's a, it's a runaway monster now, but this death of Lazar, I think is going to be really good on a couple of reasons. I think it's going to bring back, um, uh, some of the grit of the sport. Um, you know,

Starting point is 00:45:55 we just saw, I don't know if you saw a couple of days ago, a young girl died in a bike race. Did you see that bike race? Did you see that? So this little girl, she's one of the best like triathletes in the world or bike riders in the world. And she was in a, in a, in a bike race. And, uh, she, she went missing during the race and they didn't find her for two hours and they found her and she was dead. They think she, she drove off the track and hit a tree and died. And like those, those are, um, all those sports, um, or like Jack Tatum, who used to play on the Raiders, he hit a guy and paralyze them. And as tragic as it was, his brand skyrocketed like, Oh fuck, you don't

Starting point is 00:46:31 want to be hit by Jack Tatum. And so I think that, I think the, I think that Lazar's death, it will be a net gain for the sport. Unpopular take I'm sure, because of people's emotional, cognitive dissonance, but because it'll bring the grip back to the sport, it'll make us realize that, hey, man, this shit is fucking hard. And I'm really hoping HQ does the right thing and fucking neuters this fucking thing. Because and then the athletes will be more appreciative of it. They used to be so appreciative of the games 2007, eight, nine, 10. And then the athletes will be more appreciative of it. They used to be so appreciative of the games 2007, eight, nine, 10.

Starting point is 00:47:07 And then slowly they, there's this entitlement like that's beyond, uh, geez, that their entitlement is out of control. They think they're bringing more value to it than they are. Right. And they only think about themselves. You'll never hear the PFAA. You haven't still haven't heard the PFAA mention affiliates once. And hey, here's my proof how confused HQ is. I tried to find it. But yesterday they had a story on their Instagram

Starting point is 00:47:34 on CrossFit Instagram. On the CrossFit Instagram, they had a story and they showed people doing the worm and they showed people doing it was a whole bunch of footage of people working out in competitions and it's like dude that does not belong on the CrossFit.com black page Instagram at all and that just shows me that whoever's working there has no fucking clue what they're doing I need to act I actually want to send the chief marketing officer over there Jenna Haka who I, really like and respect and know today and be like, Hey man, like the worm should never show up on anything that promotes affiliates.

Starting point is 00:48:12 Like that video scared me. Like why the fuck is that somewhere where people are going to be looking to go to an affiliate? You don't want to put shit on there. That's going to just straight up scare the shit out of people. No one wants to do the worm. You know, it showed like six people or four people lifting it back and forth over their head. I'm not going to some fucking class to do that. And so it makes me just realize how confused they are with their,

Starting point is 00:48:34 what their product is. Yeah. The irony of that is the thing that pushed me over off the fence about starting CrossFit was a Don Fall's appearance on Jordan Peterson's podcast. Wait, Don Fall was on Jordan Peterson's podcast? I believe it was Jordan Peterson or Jaco Willink. Oh, Jaco. He was on Jaco. Okay. And when Jaco asked the question about CrossFit being dangerous, and Fall said that, well, if I hear any affiliate owners encouraging things with behavior, they won't be an affiliate owner anymore. And so they say, okay, I guess they

Starting point is 00:49:08 do care about safety. So I kind of pushed me off the edge to give it a try. The thing is, the thing is, Daniel, right? Yeah. There was this line that Greg used to say that in order to fight a cardiovascular disease, you have to flirt with orthopedic calamity, right? So if you get off the couch, right, there's a chance you're gonna be hurt. And CrossFit, it's like, and I encourage anyone who goes to an affiliate to always stand up for yourself.

Starting point is 00:49:43 Like it's okay. You can just, you can fight with your coach and be like, no, I don't want to do that. No, I don't want to do that. You can reel it back if you're scared. My mom was one of those people. She was always pushing back, always pushing back. And now she has a 14 year at 82 years old, a 14 year career with CrossFit training. But there is going to be some risk.

Starting point is 00:50:08 There is going to be some, yeah. I mean, it's, my boy skates and there's a ton of risk. Yeah, I had some experience with fitness. I had just gotten away from it for a while. I used to be a runner, I'm a veteran. And CrossFit intrigued me, but like I said, I was nervous about it. I could hear all the UBS. And most of what you see on YouTube is game stuff. So you look at the extreme of the extreme. So it was good to know that. And the other thing too that made it work out so well

Starting point is 00:50:35 for me was because I did have experience with some fitness, every time I tried to get back into it, I overdid it. And I wouldn't be able to function in the next couple of days. So going into a box and saying, hey, I wanna do this, but here's the thing, I need you to get back into it, I overdid it and I wouldn't be able to function in the next couple of days. Right. So going into a box and saying, Hey, I want to do this, but here's the thing. I need you to help me dial it back because if I can't function tomorrow, I won't be back the next day. Right. And they were really good helping me scale the workout.

Starting point is 00:50:56 I mean, the first day was a turn out to be a hero one, but they, they scaled it perfect for me. We did some weight, we did some reps. And that was a week before my 60th birthday. And I've been doing it ever since. And it's been great. What gym do you go to? Crossfit, unlimited potential in North King, Connecticut. Okay. Hey, it's, do you have kids, Daniel?

Starting point is 00:51:16 I have four grown kids. Oh, wow. Okay. Well yesterday I went to go, when I played football with my son, Avi, he immediately wants to stand, you know, 20 yards apart and just start throwing the football as hard as he can and like I can't do that. I'm 52 like I need 15 throws that are like gentle Yeah, or else my shoulder is gonna hurt and so I do you know, and I have to tell him hey, dude

Starting point is 00:51:39 Can you just warm up with me for 10 minutes? Just let me run around Get some jogging in throw some light ones, you know what I mean? And yeah, it's a fact of life. John Brzenk, the world's greatest arm wrestler of all time has a story where he was playing a celebrity softball game. And he went out there and he threw a ball from the outfield and hurt his shoulder. And it's an injury that stayed with him for fucking his whole life. He's had it for 30 years now. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, you gotta be, you gotta be smart.

Starting point is 00:52:07 So now in my Instagram bio, I say I'm the fittest 61 year old ASO interpreter in central Connecticut. Oh, that's awesome. What's ASO? American Sign Language. Oh, oh, you do sign language? Yes, I do. Do you have a deaf child? Nope. Wow. It's just something I've been doing for 11 for 30 years. Wow. Are you good at it? Yeah. Makes 11. Hey, did you ever see that lady who was this sign language interpreter for Obama somewhere

Starting point is 00:52:37 and she was faking it? She got the job and she was up there just faking it and then they finally caught her. Do you remember that? I didn't see that one. The only thing I can think of that associates a fake sentence interpreter with president Obama was when he went to Nelson Mandela's memorial and they had a fake Senate interpreter there who turned out to be a guy with a history of mental illness and violence.

Starting point is 00:52:59 I can imagine security people out of a job. Maybe that's what I was thinking, but what a fucking funny thing to do. I would be so proud if I pulled that off. That's a major troll. Yeah. Isn't that amazing to go somewhere and just fake that shit? Hey, how many deaf people in the country? How many deaf people in the country?

Starting point is 00:53:23 I've been so long, I heard that stat. I don't even know. I can just see it now. If any of my colleagues hear this, you hear your podcast, they're like, I don't know. Are there places where they congregate? No shit. Are you kidding me? Are there any cities where they congregate? You know how like there are cities that are like all Muslim or like Glendale's all Armenian. Like are there cities like anywhere like in Wyoming where it's like... It's not so much that, but I think you do because of the existence of resources that

Starting point is 00:53:58 you're going to find more around cities than you will in rural areas. Yeah. Interesting thing. around cities we will and you know in rural areas yeah interesting thing I used to work for FEMA and I was in Puerto Rico for a few months back in 2018 and out of a population of three million people Puerto Rico has a proportionally high number of deaf people I think they had like 200,000 deaf wow now of Puerto Rico. That was interesting. I can't remember the last time I saw a deaf person. I mean, I who knows if I'm just walking by them every day,

Starting point is 00:54:31 but I remember I was at a film festival in San Jose and I was at a cafe and there were two deaf people there fighting. It was awesome. It was fucking amazing. They were having, I wish I could have known what they were saying. Uh, but they were signing back and forth to each other and they were having it. I wish I could have known what they were saying Uh, but they were signing back and forth to each other and they were fucking pissed. That would be a good skit for um For youtube someone should do that All right, save a good time again, all right, thank you. Bye. Yeah All right I saw...

Starting point is 00:55:11 All right. I see STD talk. Oh, I saw a comment from Heidi that I want... Oh, my friend who's in her 30s, tore her ACL jumping on trampoline. I was in Iceland filming with Annie. We went into her gymnastics studio. Like we're massive. You know what I mean? Like a 40,000 square foot monster, whatever. Maybe 20,000 square foot warehouse. I'm assuming it's where their Olympic team trained. It was so nice.

Starting point is 00:55:45 Anyway, they had a trampoline there and I jumped on it and I did that move where you land on your butt and then you go to stand back up and my back went out and ruined the entire trip for me. That's my trampoline story. Fuck a trampoline. All right, but yep, there he named the, he named the, that guy just gave us the whole history of what happened to the games.

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Starting point is 00:59:51 Girls will say female privilege doesn't exist and then pay their rent with pictures of their butt hole. God, can you imagine saying female privilege doesn't exist? You're out of your mind. You have no idea how the world works if you think that when this phone rings can you hear it hailey yeah because it's so loud here uh caller hi hi i'm devin oh devin i just want to say one thing to you go for it thank you you're welcome yeah, wait. Thanks. Thanks for what? Just for just carrying the show today. Just completely.

Starting point is 01:00:29 Okay. Well, I'm, I'm, I'm ready. I'm ready to carry it. Let's put it on my back and let's go. Let's do it, buddy. Yeah. I called last week. Um, some people listened. They're like, ah, you should call more often. So that's what I feel. Wow. Wow. Now I want to hang up on you. Listen, there's these, um, Devin, listen, there's these people that come on the show. I haven't had one in a while, but they'll come on the show and then they'll be like, Oh my God, I got such great feedback. You should have

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Starting point is 01:01:11 Right. Yeah. Well, my mom, my mom works out and my dad's a farmer. So my dad has, my dad just has, you know, my dad has fucking 20 acres of land that he works, you know, cherry trees, apricot trees, all that. And he's, he's just a healthy piece of rebar, right? Yeah. He's he, I mean, he drinks a lot, but he's, he's works, you know, cherry trees, apricot trees, all that. And he's, he's just a healthy piece of rebar, right? Yeah. He's he, I mean, he drinks a lot, but he's, he's, uh, you know, he, he's 82 and he still climbs on a ladder and he probably walks 10 miles a day and he, he's, he has,

Starting point is 01:01:35 he probably uses a shovel every day, all that shit. You know what I mean? Like feet, like, you know what I mean? Carries bags of like chicken feed or dog feed or, you know, stuff like checks, beehive, shit like that. Yeah. Uh, have you, have you like experienced anybody or like heard any good stories of someone

Starting point is 01:01:53 that's like crack the code on their parents, like getting their parents to like turn stuff around, you know, people that, people that maybe they got like set up with, uh, their parents' health and like watching them decline and you know how heartbreaking that is and and convincing them to step into a gym. Is that you have any insight on that? No, Greg used to say it's fucking impossible. I think I can only tell you from my experience I think my mom started CrossFit because she wanted to do something with me right? So I would be like hey mom come to the park with me and do CrossFit. So we would just go down to the park.

Starting point is 01:02:30 And I would just do like, and I started her just like so easy. So like, um, I would be like, hey, let's do one burpee. The first minute, two burpees, the second minute, all the way up to like five minutes. Right. Yeah. And then I would just take like a ball, like a, like a tennis ball and then just play catch with her. And that would be a workout. Yeah, totally. Just so simple. You know what I mean? Just so fucking simple. And I would do

Starting point is 01:02:54 it with her. You know what I mean? So I would do the verpy on the, and we would just be at the park. And I think my mom just, I think the only reason why I was lucky enough to get my mom into it was because she wanted to spend time with me. But no, I don't. I don't know. But now my mom and my mom is not an emotional person at all. And now my mom, the last three times I've seen my mom cry in the last 14 years is when she's looked at me and said, thank you so much for introducing me to CrossFit and her

Starting point is 01:03:24 eyes the water up. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, it's kind of, um, I have, I've like, I've like set up everything up. Like I have, uh, I'm an affiliate and, uh, we, uh, we have like a 60 plus class and like, it's like set up for her basically, for my, both my parents. And it's just like, it's like pulling teeth to try and convince them, you know, so I mean My mom's not a social person at all My mom is not someone who like wants friends need friends at all, but fuck man. They at uh at uh, crossfit west Um where she goes

Starting point is 01:03:58 I think it's called crossfit west. Uh, there's like 40 old people in the class and my mom loves them She has like my mom has friends now. It's so weird. Yeah. I bet you, uh, all the old people in there, like they're like just the normal salty old CrossFit or salty CrossFitters, but they're just older. Yes. Right.

Starting point is 01:04:16 So like, so like, so like, I like set up the thing and it's supposed to be like a class to introduce fitness CrossFit to people that, you know, I was hoping that people would come that like had no interest in, in exercise and just crossfit or showed up and they talk shit to me the whole time. So it's great. It's wonderful, but it didn't miss the mark of my intentions. You know, what, how are you going to do that? Like did your parents even show up? No, I mean, they, they, they know. And every time I'm with them, I,

Starting point is 01:04:48 I make sure to talk about somebody in the 60 plus class and, uh, and what, what they're excited about or, or what they're co co miserating about. Like, so my mom's going to do cataracts. I'm like, Oh, you know, Deb, she's, she's really excited about her cataracts surgery and, uh, and you know, bringing it up and always talking about it. And they're just like, Nope, not for me, not, not, not buying it. And honestly, I feel like, I feel like the dentist with the kid with the jacked up teeth, you know, like, like I have, I have a gym, I have all the answers.

Starting point is 01:05:20 And my parents are still unhealthy, you know, or it'd be like, uh, you're, uh, you're a firefighter and your house is on fire. Hey, what about, what about this? This is going to be controversial. What about the parents who own a gym and their kids are fat? So I don't have kids, so I don't know what that looks like. And, uh, and the gym owners that I, that I know, uh, they're like very good about their kids being in the gym, but I'm sure it exists, but that's the same thing.

Starting point is 01:05:46 Like, I see it. I see it all the time. I saw, I saw a kid the other day who belongs to a CrossFitter who's so obese, a young kid that, that, that, you know, you can get so obese that you damage your rig forever, you know, like, like it'll never, like you got so fat that like, I mean, you still need to work out and get healthy and lose the weight, but the rigs damage forever. Like the, that Mark's always going to be on there. Like, like, like I got my, my CN, I got an us a car accident.

Starting point is 01:06:14 One of my minivan was brand new. And every time I opened the sliding, and they repaired it, but every time I opened the sliding door, I can tell, it's not like it was when it was new. There's like a little hitch it has to go through. I see kids who belong to gym owners and world-class crossfitters, and their kids are already damaged. It's like they didn't even, it's not like they're chubby. They're like, they're not going not gonna snap back it's crazy it's I don't I don't understand it okay now you talk hello oh shit I lost you hold on hold on hold on hold on I

Starting point is 01:07:04 was like what the fuck is going on with this conversation? Hold on. You popped off. Hello. Oh, hello. Did you hear that? All that? My monologue? Yes. Did you hear my monologue about fat kids? Yeah, totally. Yeah. Yeah. No, totally. Yeah. And, uh, and I, I think I co-miserate like with my parents. I mean, not my kids, but you know, like, uh, uh, obviously your parents, you have all the influence in the world. That shouldn't happen. But, uh, um, uh, I co-miserate. Like I feel, I feel the same, a little bit of shame in that, you know, with my parents. So, Hey, my dad, my dad won't even like listen to me. Like my dad can't even hear. my dad can't even hear me.

Starting point is 01:07:50 I say things that make so much fucking sense, but like my dad just can't, about any topic, my dad just can't hear me. So like, I have to, I have to, if I'm gonna talk to my dad about something that's like, has any depth to it, I have to be so fucking patient and lure him to that spot. Because my parents, both my parents have these lines that like, they'll do this, oh, well, can we agree to disagree? Or it's a complex issue.

Starting point is 01:08:19 Or they always have an out, you know what I mean? And I tried to walk my dad through an air squat and like it's like he just he just refuses to listen there's just nothing I could do about it it's weird it's so it's so it's so fucking trippy but there's a lot of people like that I mean in politics you see it everywhere right yeah yeah profits never accepted in his hometown. Um, but I just feel like we got to, we got to, I like it. We got to, we got to correct the code though. We love these people and we care about them. We got to, we got to search something out. I don't think

Starting point is 01:08:53 it's beyond us. 40. I have one crazy Hail Mary for you if you want to try it. Yeah. It's, it's, it's crazy though. I love it. Let's hear it. You gotta get it. You gotta make a baby. Yeah, we're working on it. We're working on it. Because that might fuck your parents up enough. Yeah. Well, they got other grandkids. My sister's got kids. Okay. Okay. And yeah. Uh, and, uh, and they're way into being grandparents. You think that would, but maybe more, maybe more babies, maybe more babies could do it. Or, or maybe that's the thing. Maybe they need to do like, um, uh, like just take them to your gym and they kick the ball back and forth with one of their grandkids for 10 minutes.

Starting point is 01:09:41 And that's a class. Oh, that's a great idea. And then the next, and then the next class is like, hey, yeah, borrow your nieces and nephews. And then the next class is to kick the ball for 10 minutes and then play catch for 10 minutes. Oh, that's good stuff. I like that.

Starting point is 01:09:56 Hey, dude, how old are your parents? Did you say? My dad's my parent. My parents 65. My in-laws are just sneaking up on 70 It's similar situation with my in-laws as well. So hey, dude, it's really I mean, I'm only 52, but it is I'm good at it, but it is really hard to move and so yeah By that I mean like once I sit down on a couch and I start seizing up

Starting point is 01:10:21 Like I'm so comfortable like things things, like I can, I can do like literally, cleaning 65 pounds, a squat clean is hard for me if I'm cold. But once I'm warm, I can touch and go 135, like it's my fucking job. But I mean, I really have, but it seems impossible 20 minutes earlier. Like impossible.

Starting point is 01:10:43 And so you gotta warm them up. You got like, I know, and I have an assault bike got to warm them up. You got like, I know, and I have an assault bike so I can warm up. But if you don't warm up old people, like they don't want to move, dude. And in your forties, like you're just starting to creep into that spot. But warming up is, you got to like trick them into warming up. Yeah. Here's the thing that makes it sting so much more for me is, uh, I know all those things.

Starting point is 01:11:04 I am real like not to toot my own horn, but I'm really freaking good at training old people. Like I'm awesome at it. And you know, you feel like you, you like, you know the answer and they're just, okay. So you know all that. Right. Okay. I didn't, sorry. I didn't mean to tell you your job. No, that's all right. No, it's good. And other people need to hear it as well. So. All right. Thanks dude. Your wonderful caller call back all the time you make the show All right. See you later. Bye

Starting point is 01:11:32 Listen, sean you fucking punk. Where is he? I know you guys think i'm a little pussy, but i'm really not I'm just a pussy compared to you guys. Where is it? Uh film what'd he say? Uh video or didn't happen I'm telling you uh the video or didn't happen. I'm just a pussy compared to you guys. Where is it film? What'd he say? Video or didn't happen. I'm telling you the video or didn't happen. I'm telling you I'm special I'm a little too. You have to remember I'm little things are just easier for me Even though as a little fat kid that didn't play any sports for some reason, my movement patterns are insane. Yeah, big pussy.

Starting point is 01:12:09 I did for sure. Matt Burns, it's because if your family or spouse coaching them, it's almost impossible. My wife, I could coach like my, my wife and I work perfectly together. That's what's crazy. I don't have that. Uh, the only, the only feedback my wife doesn't take good is, uh, air squats. She thinks she's like the queen of air squats. She'd be like, I am deep enough. I'm like, nah, you go, you can go deeper. I seen you go way deeper. She got this one little spot. She sticks at until, until I have to unfuck her. But besides that, if I wrote workouts for my wife,

Starting point is 01:12:48 she'd do them all day long. Call her hi. Actually, you know, what's interesting is I used to I used to train my wife and now more more often than not, she'll tell me workouts and I do them. So call her hi. Hello. Oh, no, hold on. Hello? Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

Starting point is 01:13:11 hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You, uh, always find a way to weave in some really good humor and you make me,

Starting point is 01:13:27 you make me laugh. So appreciate you, man. Oh dude, that's the greatest compliment I'm going to get all day, all week, all month. Thank you. Now you, you're, you're very witty, very quick on some stuff. And then just sometimes you say things that are just so stupid. And I have a, I have a very goofy sense of humor and I'll just find myself dying laughing in my car on the commute to work. And I can only imagine what people see when they look over and I, I'll wear your CEO shirt

Starting point is 01:13:54 and I'll tell everyone that I can't, you got to listen to this podcast. It's worth it. Oh, what's the dumbest thing I've said? Um, Oh, the one I liked and it wasn't necessarily dumb, but again, it was just kind of quick and just kind of like, he's not necessarily dumb, but more of just like immature humor. Yes. I had called in maybe like a month ago and I told you that you were like knocking at the Christianity door and your hand was on a knob.

Starting point is 01:14:19 You said, well, earlier this morning they were on my wife's tip. And I still think about that and, and, and laughs. And when I, uh, I had my dad listen to that part of the podcast, he was crying, laughing at the dinner table. So just, I mean, come on, you're, you're bringing joy to the world. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I need to lean more into that too.

Starting point is 01:14:44 Sometimes I fall into these. I don't mind getting riled up, but I know that I need to be careful. I don't hurt people's feelings or alienate people, but because sometimes I just get too too crazy. But thank you. Cause I, I'm, I am a very positive person, but like, I feel, lately I've been feeling a little bad. Maybe you could help me with this.

Starting point is 01:15:07 I feel like I've been going too hard on the athletes because they're my friends, you know? They are. Yeah. And I think, I think it might be a little too, too hard in some cases, sometimes maybe not as hard as it needs to be. But yeah, I mean, you got to think some of these, they're basically kids, right? Early 20s. And I think we think that they're a much more mature between the ears than they are. And they're living through a crazy time right now. So giving them a little grace might be helpful. But also, you

Starting point is 01:15:38 might be the person that needs to do that, kicking the ass when they need it to, and tell them to wake up and stuff's gonna be hard. They need to figure it out. So yeah, that's, I think there's a great, that's a good point. They are really young. When, when rich was on the other day and he told me he was only 35, I'm like, Oh my God. I, the 35 was, I've only been out of the house for one year. Yeah. So rich and rich and I are the same age. I basically, my whole CrossFit journey has been watching the goat, Rich Froning, and I always see him and think he's much older than me, right? Not that he looks older than me, but just, you know, you kind of put those people on a pedestal.

Starting point is 01:16:12 Tanner Iskra Yeah, I do that too. I wish he was 10 years older than me. Chris Right. And he's so well spoken and all that stuff and, you know, just very well put together holistically as a human being. You know, mentally, again, I still think that I'm 12 years old sometimes. So then when I think, oh, he and I are the same age, he's a human being like me. There's probably times when he thinks he's 12 as well. And he's he's got that humility where even in some of his interviews, he talks about that. So now you think about this generation of Crossfitter, some of them being early 20s and the era that they've had to grow up in

Starting point is 01:16:46 It's it's Wackyville USA. So I feel for them. Right, right, right I'm trying to remember which athlete it was the other day. I don't know. I can't remember exactly. Oh, oh, did you see, um, do you watch the UFC? Yeah. Did you watch last weekend when Moicano won the fight in France? I did not see that one. No. So the guy, it's the main event. He fights the toughest dude in, in all of France. This guy who's such a bad-ass, the guy so such a savage. He's like the great hope for France and UFC. And Moe Kana, who's a Brazilian living in America, he wins the fight and he gets the microphone. It's sold out. And he basically says, fuck Macron, fuck the

Starting point is 01:17:39 global elitist, fuck the world economic forum. He's like, everyone who's listening right now needs to read this book. And he gives a book like that people need to read. And I'm thinking to myself, that's the problem. That's what I want to hear the, how these people use their influence. You know what I mean? I want to hear. I want to hear people. Yeah. Or I liked what Hopper did too, just like, um, uh, for entertainment sake with Dallin, but I wish we had a, um, Novak Djokovic or I wish we had a, um, I'm trying to think there, there's

Starting point is 01:18:11 other athletes like that, that are just like, fuck you. Right. And, uh, and, and they use their influence just, just for anything. I don't care if it was to fucking pedal fucking any, any agenda that's clear, but, but instead it's just, it's just cheat commercial cheese dickery. And, um, right. It's like, have a platform, stand for something, have some substance. And when people ask you about it, be able to talk about it and have your point and not just shut people down. Like I totally, yeah, like fuck women, like fuck women empowerment. That doesn't say anything.

Starting point is 01:18:48 That like fuck like, uh, eat what you want or, or the, the, uh, even the fight against cancer. It's like, fuck that. That's it's just so fucking vague. It's so like, just feel good. Like everyone's filling in the blanks when you say you're fighting for cancer, raising money for cancer, like actually send something that's fucking actionable out to the world. Like, right, really put it on the line. Like, hey guys, um, uh, I, I, the, the thing is, is you have to stop eating sugar or anything to just something that's like actionable, something of substance. I got it. I got another, I got a real life story about the Nato Moisano for you. Are you ready? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:19:29 Oh, wow. Yes. Yes. He's so impressive. He's so impressive, especially since English is a second language. He's so impressive. So like my friend group knows that I'm a pretty big UFC fan and know a lot of fighters. So one of the moms reaches out to my wife and says, Hey, the kids have this Lemonade

Starting point is 01:19:45 stand up in one of the neighborhoods. And this UFC fighter came by and was like the nicest guy in the world gave the kids 100 bucks, like love their entrepreneurship, like couldn't have been sweeter. Do you know who it is? They sent me a photo of them. I'm like, no way. Anato Moicano is coming through Lemonade stands in Nellie Dell down in Orange County, California and handing out $100 bills. Like what a guy. What a guy. Yeah, that's crazy cool. And to throw on top of that, it's pretty cool that the UFC and Dana White allows that. I want to give ESPN some credit, but I know that if it was anyone besides Dana White, they'd have chopped it off. You know what I mean? But Dana White is very clear that he's not censoring any

Starting point is 01:20:30 of his athletes. That's what I most admire about him. He's also a very cool guy in person. I got to meet him one time and couldn't have been nicer. But all of that, in any organization, any team, any professional sport, it all starts from the top. And Dana White is very unabashed. You can be who you are. You can speak up for your own.

Starting point is 01:20:51 We're not going to censor you. And maybe you're seeing that with Crosser, where more of those athletes now don't have a lot of substance. It's like leadership at Crosser doesn't have a lot of substance. Whereas before with Greg, he was all about the substance. He didn't care about anything really else. And, you know, the athletes that were right up in that environment took on something very similar where they actually stood for something.

Starting point is 01:21:12 He says he sets the culture right from the top. He sets the culture. Yeah, there's, there's three things, you know, a leader cannot delegate, right? That's strategy, that's competency, and lastly, that's culture. And so if you're a leader trying to delegate any of those things, your organization, your team is going to be messed up. They're going to be searching for identity and the results are not going to be good. Just to be clear, you're saying they can't delegate it, they have to actually do it themselves. They have to give the strategy, the culture and what was the the second one you said?

Starting point is 01:21:47 Their own competency so they can't delegate that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah Hey, dude, thanks for the kind words you demand Yeah, thank you, man. Have a good one. Thank you. Bye All right, so I'm funny Let's just fucking say, say what it is. I'm just straight fucking funny. I used to make my wife laugh a lot. I don't make her laugh as much as I used to. Is that true? Oh my goodness. That is true though. Wouldn't you say I used to make you laugh more?

Starting point is 01:22:27 You're like a cohost for the show, but you don't get a mic. Hello. Call her. Hi. Hello. Yes. Savvy. What's up, dude? Hey, what's up, man?

Starting point is 01:22:39 How you doing, man? My name is Nate. Uh, I can't believe I'm talking to you. Uh, if you're in Southern California, you can come have a bloody marry with me in a minute That would be awesome Hey, man, I'm an affiliate owner in Orlando, Florida. We've been around for 11 years. I just wanted to congrats. Congrats, dude Thanks, man. I just wanted what's the name of the affiliate? What's the name of the affiliate?

Starting point is 01:23:04 CrossFit broken chains broken chains Yeah, man. I just wanted to share. What's the name of the affiliate? What's the name of the affiliate? CrossFit Broken Chains. Broken Chains. Yeah, man. We just had a really amazing story that just kind of came to light this weekend, and I just wanted to share it real quick. I'll give you the highlights. Please, please, take your time.

Starting point is 01:23:19 So I served in the Navy. I got out of the Navy back in 2006. My best friend, a guy named Lieutenant Rob Elertegy, he was a helicopter pilot at the same time that I was serving. We were like best friends. And Rob had a training accident in his helicopter. This was back in September of 2005. And the helicopter went down. It was in the middle of the night. Nobody survived. Tragic accident.

Starting point is 01:23:45 Um, well, so when I survived, but no one else survived. No, no, no, no one survived. Oh, everybody. Yeah. So, um, uh, when I got into CrossFit, this was like, I started doing CrossFit like right before I got out of the military, um, back in 2006, it was in dive school, somebody, I was like I started doing CrossFit like right before I got out of the military back in 2006. It was in dive school.

Starting point is 01:24:09 One of the instructors there taught us how to do CrossFit basically. When I got out and I joined a local affiliate in Orlando, that's where I began my journey in CrossFit really. We put together a hero workout in his honor. There were three sailors on the aircraft, so we made a special workout. It was called Magnum 445. It was the call sign of the aircraft. So we made this long kind of gross chipper workout, and we've been doing it for the past probably 15 years now. And for the past 11, we've been doing it at my gym. We turned it into a charity fundraiser.

Starting point is 01:24:48 We raised funds for local charities and stuff like that. Well, the incredible thing that happened this year that I just wanted to share with you, my friend Rob, he was sort of back when we went to college together, he was sort of a ladies man. Our girls just flocked to him. He was a good looking ladies man. Girls just flocked to him. He was a good-looking Venezuelan dude

Starting point is 01:25:06 Well, he Unbeknownst to us unbeknownst to him. He ended up having a son with with this girl Yeah, I don't want to say the young man's name. It'll probably find its way around. But anyways, he uh, He had a son and this kid is now 24 years old. Rob didn't know he existed. I didn't know he existed. And his mother likewise didn't know that Rob was his father. And so all these years go by

Starting point is 01:25:37 and we're doing these hero workouts every year. We're thinking about him and all this kind of stuff. Well, just this past year in February, this young man, he starts kind of like looking in the mirror. He's looking at his brothers and sisters because his mother had other kids. And he's like, I don't look at anything like these kids. And he just starts getting-

Starting point is 01:25:55 Hey, real quick, real quick, dude. Is this dude local to you? He is not. He grew up in Nebraska. He lives out in California though. Okay, okay. Yeah. So anyways, he gets to look into the mirror, gets curious, starts asking questions, you know, with his mom, and decides he's going to go on a quest to try and find out

Starting point is 01:26:18 more about where he comes from. And so he started his search on like Facebook and stuff like that, just kind of doing some of his own research And then he talks to his mother and he says hey mom Can I have your blessing I all I want for Christmas this year is this was like last year He said I just want to go get a DNA test. So mom is like, yeah, go ahead. Go get it done Wait, wait one more question. Did his mom tell him like hey that your dad is this dude or no? Well, she didn't know like she was with another guy. Yes. She was with another guy at the time She thought it was his oh and shit and when when that guy still in this other dude's life was the dad in this dude's life

Starting point is 01:26:56 No, that's the cool thing is like well, it's not cool at all It's not cool at all because when when he found out that she was pregnant He was like I don't want to have anything to Do with this that kid is not mine Whatever so that he he basically disavowed him and the kid grew up thinking all these years that his birth father Didn't want or even know him. Okay, right So anyways, my friend passes away back in 2005, but he there's this little boy growing up Relatively fatherless not knowing who his real dad is. Yeah, and so anyhow

Starting point is 01:27:28 He does all this research. He goes and gets a DNA test. He's like, oh my god I'm like 70% Spanish like Spain heritage and he goes to ask his mom like what does this mean and She's like, oh my god. She's like she can't't believe it. She's like, I was briefly seeing this guy back in Jacksonville around that same time. And she started, you know, they were doing the research, they got on Facebook, they see this, all these tributes about Lieutenant Rob Elertegi. And everybody's going nuts.

Starting point is 01:28:01 They're like, you look like a spitting image mirror of this man And it there was no doubt once the DNA test came through and all this so anyways He finds out his real father just this year. And so we just had on Saturday we did our our Magnum 445 workout and fundraiser again and he flew out here him and his mother as special guests And they just tell the whole story like we we laid it all out all these years I've been telling the story about my friend and how important he was in my life

Starting point is 01:28:36 And all this kind of stuff and then his son shows up And he's a 24 year old kid that just kind of sharing his story. And it was so cool, man. It was such a healing moment and it was awesome. And I'm so glad you took my call so I could share it with the CrossFit world. Dude, I love that story. Hey, let me ask you this. Is your buddy Rob's parents still alive?

Starting point is 01:28:59 Yes, and his mother came. His dad lives in Venezuela, but his mother lives here in the Orlando area. And so she met her grandson for the first time. Well, she, she met him personally like two months ago, but yes, same story. Yeah. So he came back and we were all together. It was awesome.

Starting point is 01:29:17 Dude. What a crazy thing to lose your son. And 24 years later, kind of find out you have a grandson. Yeah. Kind of get a piece of him back Wow Wow it was amazing hey dude you're awesome just doing good things thanks thanks for taking the call brother I feel like I know you yeah awesome thanks for sharing that story that's a wonderful story yeah man all All right, cheers. Wow.

Starting point is 01:29:47 Wow. Jonathan Ortega with the heavy-hitting questions. Does the kid lay pipe? You know, I'm just curious if he does CrossFit. Damn. Yeah, I need a whiteboard to map that out. I need a whiteboard to map that out. Family trees can get really weird. This next video I'm going to show you needs a much, much wider angle. Seve has a son in Congo.

Starting point is 01:30:26 I never had sex on the African continent ever. I would actually do this thing when I would go to Africa where I wouldn't ejaculate, believe it or not. Every time I went there, that would be kind of like my thing. Okay. Don't bust a nut when you're there. And story for another time, but so no kids. No, the congo. All right. Uh, this is, uh, I don't, maybe,

Starting point is 01:31:04 maybe one of you is going to be like, Hey be like hey someone this is from a movie But I thought it was real life, I don't know here we go watch this get on the ground All the way I know where the fuck you are. I ain't resided get on the ground big boy Two more ran that way loud. Look at that guy's forearms You know that guy could be hiding a gun under his belly too, right? You want the dog? I'll hit him. You're going to go down to the ground?

Starting point is 01:31:39 That's what I want. Okay. So the cops pointing a gun at him saying, I want you to get on the ground. I'm thinking this guy doesn't want to get on the ground because how's he going to get back up? Tug Speedman. What size shirt is that? Brady Libby.

Starting point is 01:31:58 I was looking at his tits. Respect. Respect, dude. Crazy respect. I wish I had said that damn Crazy respect for that comment Let's go I want you down on the ground jellybean even the dogs like you can even picture those dogs Those are like hunting dogs that are in a kennel, right? Like what did that dude get in trouble for were they like killing some animals they weren't supposed to or something

Starting point is 01:32:23 Like what did that dude get in trouble for? Were they like killing some animals they weren't supposed to or something? Uh Felicia Martinez, uh, that dude getting on the ground is probably more scary to him than the gun pointed at him Yeah, i'm that's what I was thinking too He must be tripping All the way jelly roll let's go all right down please all the way down Jesus Down please. All the way down. All right. Jesus. The back of his neck sticks out past his head. You see what I'm saying? Like like my neck goes in. My head like curls in to my spine.

Starting point is 01:33:09 His, his head goes out to his back. Like all the way down. Yeah. I don't know about handcuffs. You might need a rope. Do we have? Right here. rope. Do we have right here? His, his wrist is like his hand has fat on it. I didn't even know a hand could have fat on it. Yeah. Those tits are incredible. God, that guy must be tripping so hard.

Starting point is 01:33:53 Get on the ground. I'm right here. All the way. I know. Look at his pockets on his shirt. That where you put your hands if they're cold. Where the fuck you are? I ain't retarded. Get on the ground. I ain't retarded. I didn't even heard anyone say retarded like that.

Starting point is 01:34:11 Rattarded. It's like it was a I. Rattarded. I ain't rattarded. Down big boy. Two more ran that way. Loud. Two more ran that way? That guy has people in his posse who can run? Loud. Two more ran that way. That guy has people in his posse who can run. Loud. You want the you want the dog? I'll hit him. You're going to go down to the ground. That's what I want.

Starting point is 01:34:34 I want you down on the ground, jelly bean. Let's go all the way. Jelly roll. Let's go down, please. All the way down. All the way down. Yeah. I don't know about handcuffs. You might need a rope. A rope.

Starting point is 01:34:49 Oh, is this? Oh, this guy, it's this whole, this guy has his own. Oh, oh my God. It's just an Instagram account with the same post posted over and over and over Wow, I don't really understand this account it says posting daily until I get the job done I don't really get let me me see that. Get on the ground. Oh, and it's, and it's always written about the cyber truck. Look at the comments. Be professional.

Starting point is 01:35:37 He's still human being. So disrespectful. What was disrespectful? Police brutality. I lost it at Tommy one tubby tubby two tubby. I don't know about handcuffs. We might need a row. Vial? Let me see what this person responds here.

Starting point is 01:36:18 Are the... Dude, let me tell you something. If a cop has a gun pulled out on you, the last thing you should be worried about how he's talking to you. Obviously, shits hit the fan. Get on the ground! I'm right here. All the way.

Starting point is 01:36:32 I know where the fuck you are! I ain't resided! I ain't resided? Those cops were acting out of hate. What? In here? What kind of gas? They're not actual cops or bounty hunters.

Starting point is 01:37:02 Yeah, it needs context. Cops or bounty hunters? Yeah, it needs context. Yeah, I can't hate on the cops for that at all. Dude, if two dudes ran away, how do you know they're not in the fucking woods with guns pointed at you? You gotta get that guy on the fucking ground as quick as you fucking can and figure out where the other guys are.

Starting point is 01:37:23 Terry H, where's the sensitivity officer? That's the problem, man. We're going to have a whole issue with society. If you can't let cops do that. Like, Hey, that's fine. Professional. How, how, how, I can't pass any judgment on those cops for that. I thought that was fine.

Starting point is 01:37:42 I just assume if they have the gun out, the worst. And that guy's not even listening. I think that I think that when that cop was telling George Floyd not to not to move and he fucking reached over and put his hands like down on the side in the middle on the in the cop couldn't see where his hands are I think you cop could shoot you I'm fine with that if you fucking move your hand somewhere where they can't see after they told you not to take it off the steering wheel 20 times sorry bye bye that dude's got to get home to his family that's his job we hired him we

Starting point is 01:38:22 hired him to pull over fucking people who are high on fentanyl meth alcohol using counterfeit $20 bills to keep us safe he's driving around in a fucking car cars a deadly weapon you fucking they asked you to show your hands you got him on the steering wheel and then you come down over here bu Bye bye. Especially female cops. They should just be able to just shoot if you fucking do anything stupid. Mike McCasky, 7 Gargling Cop Seamen again.

Starting point is 01:39:10 Mike, send me your address. I'll send you the BLM sign for your front yard. It's been a while. I saw someone sent me a picture of the BLM and LGBTQ plus gender affirming rights for kids. They sent me those two pictures of those signs on your lawn. They both look a little worn. Let me buy you new ones, buddy. Yeah, that cop didn't do anything that was unprofessional at all. Listen, the whole point of the police is to establish control over the situation and defuse it. Once someone approach, once those guys carry guns, we've authorized them to carry guns

Starting point is 01:40:13 and walk around and enforce the rules in society. If you talk shit to them, don't ever forget this. The immediate threat is to everyone around who's not involved because if you talk shit, all of a sudden you're a threat to grabbing their gun and shooting their gun and hitting me or my kids. So fuck you if you're going to be an asshole to cops. I don't even care if the cops an asshole to you. So what? Go get your respect somewhere else. It just is. They just are. I don't need all cops to be perfect. I need it to just be good. I don't get I don't I'm 52 years old every I've been pulled over twice in the last fucking 10 years and both times the cops have fucking let me go. What why?

Starting point is 01:40:59 Cuz I'm fucking cool. I've been pulled over two three four hundred times I've been to jail a couple times when I was younger. Every single fucking time I deserved it. I was being a fucking smart ass. Cop walks up to your window and I saw my stereo full blast. Like what? I'll tell you what, he should have slapped the shit out of me. Should have fucking yanked me out of the car. No, no one's accidentally... What do you, do you have some cognitive fucking dissonance? Is your ears broken? Are you my fucking dad right now, Mike McKaskey? It's a guy who's high on fucking drugs with three fucking gangsters in the car.

Starting point is 01:41:36 He's got his hands on the steering wheel where you've told him to put them fucking 20 fucking times and he can't fucking keep them there. And then he reaches and puts his hands somewhere. You can't see him Shoot him Hey, you know what's crazy to dude imagine a duty listen this imagine this Mike imagine some guy comes into your fucking house and He's standing at your fucking bed, and he's got his fucking hands in his pockets, and you're sitting there in your wife in your bed with your wife. And right next to you on your dresser you have a gun. Do you feel like your life is being threatened?

Starting point is 01:42:14 It's a guy who's a six foot five fucking eyes dilated to the guilt and slurring words. What do you do? You fucking cap them. And when the cops show up, the first thing you say is, holy shit, my life was in danger. Oh, good question. Is the guy hot? Good question. Valid. Crying out loud.

Starting point is 01:43:09 If that guy, if this guy, if Jelly Bean falls on you while you're arresting him or rolls over on you and you're a cop, you're toast. The FBI still can't tell us. Sorry. The inspector general FaceTime audio. Call. Hi. You there? I'm here.

Starting point is 01:43:42 Sorry. Internet's down. So I have to use FaceTime. Do what you do. Hi. You there? I'm here. Sorry, internet's down, so I have to use FaceTime. Do what you do. You want to talk about this incident? I'm a cop. Oh, okay, go ahead. You'd have to throw that fat boy in the back of a truck, because you wouldn't fit into a cop car for small town guys.

Starting point is 01:44:03 Have you ever had to throw someone in the back of a truck? We had to get someone else's vehicle because they're so fat. Amazing. Some, some guys don't know covers. So you just roll it up and have them sit in the back on the way to the jail. Uh, you're a hundred and you're 132 pound woman, five feet two. You pull that guy over.

Starting point is 01:44:24 Uh, let's assume the worst. Let's say he, uh he you look over and he's got a gun on his passenger seat and he's being combative Let's say you get him out of the car and away from his gun Could that guy be holding hiding a gun under that big roll of jelly fat? Oh For sure, I found drugs and needles undersized under some belly fat I found drugs and needles under some belly fat. Yeah. And what if that guy falls on you as an officer? What if that guy's able to grab you?

Starting point is 01:45:00 You're screwed. Yep. screwed. Greg used to describe the relationship with Reebok as we were this small little company and Reebok was a 700 pound retarded woman and we had to be very and we were helping her across the street and we had to be very careful she didn't fall on us and kill us. kill us. This is not a great description. Yeah, what is the rule? You pull someone over, you tell them not to move, and they reach into their glove box. Can you put them, can you shoot them?

Starting point is 01:45:38 For safety, you'd probably run to the car and hide behind it. Right. And call them out out the opposite of what those cops did with the famous athlete just make them sit there and wait you got all day oh right right the problem is is what if he starts shooting and there's just people around everywhere yeah that's what I always think I always think like it's not just the officers it's like it's like the lady walking by with a stroller and her kid And then and then and then you see it all the time you can go on YouTube you pull someone over who's a complete piece Of shit in a piece of shit neighborhood next thing you know, there's 40 people harassing the cops for pulling them over lucky lose

Starting point is 01:46:23 That's the thing that no one ever thought about Derek. That's the thing people never thought about Derek Chauvin. Like, Hey dude, what was to stop someone from fucking throwing a brick at that dude at Derek Chauvin? There were fucking maniacs everywhere. How long have you been a cop? 13 years. Are you in a good city? Smaller town. Yeah. All pro-COP small liberal town in Iowa. Wow.

Starting point is 01:46:52 Safe. Is it a safe town? It's so so it goes in spurts. We just had a big flood. A whole bunch of people left early this year. How much worse are men than women oh men are it depends if it's a drunk woman and they're really drunk yeah shit they're assholes

Starting point is 01:47:20 god dudes are so bad dudes have to be kept busy. How's the unemployment in your town? Good. Except for it was like under 2% and now the economy is starting to crash for farming and all the equipment manufacturers are farming equipment. Yeah, cause that's bad. Unemployed men are bad. Nope. We have a lot of illegals in our town because it's farming.

Starting point is 01:47:46 Everyone steals people's social security numbers and works. And the illegals in your town, in a farming town, they're working good people? Like they're staying busy and being good? They're busy except for the men at night. They like to drink a lot. We just had an accident this weekend and he was drunk smoked a car and crashed and Of course the person who is a libtard, so she's all pissed off. So but it's kind of karma I'm speaking in a generalization

Starting point is 01:48:17 I'm open to being wrong But what I've noticed in my area in California is that the illegals and the the migrants that come up all hardworking, all great people, but it's the fucking generation that comes after them. And by the way, I think that's changed. I don't think the illegals coming in now are good people, but I'm saying the ones that came in before fucking Joey Biden and Kamala opened the floodgates to all the criminals. But when I was a kid, they were all hardworking, but it was their generation of kids that no one was taking care of because they were too busy working their ass off. All the parents work and then the older kids as they get older just fricking drink and smoke weed so.

Starting point is 01:48:52 Right and get into gang banging. Yep. Yeah. All right. Well stay safe. Thanks for what you do. All right. See ya. Thank you.. Alright. Yeah, thank you All right Alright guys Monday morning great show whole family's awake buzzing around me now

Starting point is 01:49:33 Sean I owe you a video. Sure, we can do a show tonight. Fine. I'd love to. Will you be here, Barry? Emily and Dale on today? Who's that? That may be over my head. I don't know. Dale Saran? Emily Kaplan? Uplift Watt. Mark Ross.

Starting point is 01:50:02 Savvy New Challenge Drops Tomorrow Program by Josh Bridges. You want to hear about that? I'm going to be on the show tomorrow. I'm going to be on the show tomorrow. I'm going to be on the show tomorrow. I'm going to be on the show tomorrow. I'm going to be on the show tomorrow. Uplift Watt, Mark Ross, savvy new challenge drops tomorrow program by Josh Bridges. You want to hear a funny story really quick before I get off. So that show that you sponsored for Mark, that show that you sponsored for Kill Taylor, I thought afterwards I had text you and you didn't respond to me. I started to get really insecure about it. I'm like, did I go too hard?

Starting point is 01:50:27 Did we go too hard in the show? Too many suicide jokes? Anyway, oh, Dale King On Suze's show is Suze doing a show today? I don't know what you're talking about. Help me out. Help a brother out Kaplan and King where? I don't know? I don't know what you're talking about. Help me out. Help a brother out. Kaplan and King, where? I don't know anything about it. Dude, I'm at the beach hanging with Sarah Cox. CAPept tomorrow. Okay. Interesting. Oh, I'm not on vacation. I'm going to call you today, Brandon. I need to call you. What a jackass, Sam. I said I'd call you last week. I want to talk to you, by the way.

Starting point is 01:51:26 In a little bit here, my wife's going to go work out. I'm going to take the kids skateboarding. I'll give you a call. Sarah. Yep. We got a bunch of cool shows coming up with DNA for addiction to All right, I'll see you guys tonight. Bye bye

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