The Sevan Podcast - Wednesday Night in Compton Live from West Coast Semifinals

Episode Date: May 23, 2024

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Yeah, come sit over here. I wonder what mic that is over there that he's going to be on. Bam. We're live. Uh, Twitch says the title's invalid. Try changing it a bit. Wow.

Wow. We got fucking, we got booted from fucking Twitch for what, what did we call it? Gang bang. Yeah. Wednesday night gang bang. That's not cool for Twitch.

This is the casting couch, baby. Why? What's wrong with the gang bang? Wow. Twitch is really, uh, that's some crazy censorship.

Uh, how's the hum guys? Everything. Okay. You guys feel good. Only if you're trying to exfoliate. So I was currently yelling at Taylor because he's saran wrap the toilet. No,

but I will tell you this. I want to, I want to, first of all, thank, uh, Sarah Cox from CA peptides foreptides for getting us a fucking mansion in Compton. Thank you. Thank you, Sarah.

Talk about unappreciative fucking people. I am so fucking unappreciative. We get here and the place is surrounded in black bars. It's just got bars around the entire place. They look like from the 70s. Bars are people. There's the most rusted out bench press in the neighbor's yard next door.

There's people on porches on both sides of us barbecuing. Welcome. This place was only $5,000 for four days. That's crazy. Oh my goodness. And what else? We just set this up in the

living room here. Again, I got a paper sheet coffee box there. Taylor's in the house. Will's here. Tyler's here. Bryce and Del Monte's here. I think they can hear us. Can you guys hear us good? Is there any hum or any issues? Is your mic... Are your headphones too loud? No, you can turn them up a little bit.

No, go ahead. Test again, Will. What's up? There you go. Yeah. Gotcha. Okay, got everybody. It's like Compton audio levels.

Amazing. Yeah, okay. So we're good there. We got the phone hooked up, I think. This is going to be a very simple show. We are just going to tell you, for those of you who can't watch the semifinals, we're going to is gonna be a very simple show um we are just going to tell you for those of you who can't watch the semi-finals we're going to go through the list of athletes we're going to tell you who's going to make it we're going to go through them once i'm going

to write down the names of all the people who are going to make it and then after that if we have more than 10 we'll go through that list of whatever we have and uh tell you who's not going to make it but first i want to ask you this taylor is is is 25 percent of the are too's not going to make it. But first I want to ask you this, Taylor, is 25% of the... Are too many people going to the games? What do you mean? We're going to an event. Where's the tension if we go to an event and 10 of the 40 people go?

Like, where's the tension? I could fucking make it to the games. No. I think there's plenty of tension. I think all the tension comes from the depth of field. There are a lot of guys in the West and a lot of guys in the East and a lot of guys in Europe who, especially around that like 7 to 12 or 7 to 13 mark, are fit enough to go. And there'll be plenty of tension there.

Jeff, speaking of tension, how's your butthole? Well, it's pretty tight right now. All right. Tight. Hey, speaking of tight. tight right now. All right. Tight. Hey, speaking of tight. Bone test guy. Thank you. You're a good dude.

Speaking of tight buttholes, I haven't stayed with a lot of guys in a long time, but I have a new correlate for someone who has really high estrogen. I walked by the thermostat and someone had set it to 73. And I didn't know this, but any man who sets a thermostat over 69 degrees uh has low t count that's i i think that's that should just be just known i keep my house on 67 so it's probably tyler will what do you keep your house at jeff 75 hang up my goodness see you that's the trick to the 500-pound deadlift. Thank you, Jeff, for the test.

Is this Birchfield? Yeah, later. Look at this. Sarah, by the way, you chose the house, Sevan. Wow. Called out. I believe... Thank you, Sarah.

You're the best. Sarah, I told them, I said, well, I'm going to start the show by fucking coming after you, and they all panicked. They thought we were going to get evicted tomorrow. Sarah, you're the best. Love the house. I love Compton. It's tremendous. There's a hummingbird that flew in the house earlier. Did it really?

Yeah, you were looking at your steak or something, but I saw it. Flew right in here. Buzz around a little bit. Yeah, a hummingbird did come in the house. That was nice. That was something. Oh, shit. Did I send you this picture? There's a cat on top of the house. What's up, Susan? We're live. I'm about to go live on there right now? Yeah.

Oh, good. I'm sorry. I was giving you a call to say that we'll be there right when you're starting to go live. Oh, okay. I have that for you. Because Tyler's yapping. Okay, cool. Hey, you got your own place. There's a place in the back for couples. You're going to be stoked. All right.

Awesome. Okay, bye. Dude, there was a 114-year-old street cat on top of the roof. I took a picture of it out back. It just looked at me toward glaucoma eyes. It's crazy. Glaucoma. We need Caleb.

How many shootings do you think that cat's seen? Dude, 50. 50 plus. more shootings than coach l has athletes we'll put it that way what's funny is taylor really does think this is a nice middle-class neighborhood he said that he's like oh this is nice it's not that bad it's nicer than where i live dude come on where the fuck do you live okay uh so tomorrow uh will be the orientation over at the West Coast Classic. That's what we're all going over the West Coast Classic. Matter of fact, let me show you if you're not coming.

Hey, what time is that? You have Kill Taylor tomorrow morning. I know, but what time is orientation? That I don't know. Because I got other training to do, hopefully. You mean just for your own fitness? After Kill Taylor, yeah. Let me see where do we

have the um oh shit i don't even see it in here can i answer this comment uh yeah go ahead while i look for taylor true what's with the trump 24 hat um to be honest i was telling sev on this today actually i practiced wearing it in the grocery store the past week. Give it a close-up on that camera right there. I saw it online. I thought it looked really cool. I sent these guys a message. I was like, hey, if I buy this, it's not going to be here in time for me to take it to California. I want to buy it.

Will you guys expedite the shipping? They're like, yeah. So I wore it all week to the grocery store. And it was this – I can't explain it. It's this liberating feeling of I don't have to hide anymore. And I had the thought today that this must be what transgender people feel like when they get a transition. They get liberated. Yeah.

They can express their most truest self. self and this is my most truest self not in the sense that i like trump but in the sense that it's a massive fuck you yeah to everyone who doesn't like him how liberating and freezing hey you know most people are afraid to wear that hat it's like i'm walking around and just saying fuck you and that is that's pretty much me in essence this one guy at the airport uh middle eastern dude my age when you say middle eastern like looks like me he check his id or no he was darker middle eastern like he looked saudi like he looked saudi or like maybe north african like algerian i thought algerian was he a black guy no no he was you you've seen light skin like middle eastern looking out here like he looks like someone in his family sells oil or like you look like he works at a quickie stop yeah dude i'm from outside of dc

i'm outside of dc i'm not this stupid redneck i'm cultured he's a middle eastern guy my age he uh he walks up to me he's like dude i love the hat with me and bryson eating i laughed i was like thanks dude he goes i have one too but i'm too scared to wear it in la he walks away and he comes back after ordering his food he's like fuck it i put it on and he's got this big red mag wow it was hilarious uh what are we doing with the graphics right now okay i'm gonna play something oh perfect sorry He's like, fuck it. I put it on. And he's got this big red mag. Wow. It was hilarious. What are we doing with the graphics right now? Okay. I'm going to play something really quick.

Sorry. Sorry. I'm excited. You work so hard. No, no, no. So when you say Middle Eastern guy. The guy in the blue. He's the guy in the blue.

100%. Okay. This guy. Just like him. Good looking guy. Yeah. Great looking dude. Super, you know, just a normal guy. Old? No, my age. Yeah. Great looking dude. Super, you know, just a normal guy. Old?

No, my age. OK. Look, we're sick of China Joe. That's it. I could give a shit less about Trump more than anything. It's just kind of like. You say China Joe or China Joe? Definitely love China Joe.

I meant China Joe. You think she's voting for Trump? I would stake $50 on it that she's voting for Trump. Yeah, me too. OK, listen, tomorrow, if you're if you're not if you haven't if you're not coming, this is what you're going to miss tomorrow. But better or Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Yeah! Yeah! Are you kidding me? What did this guy do?

How can you not come on Friday, Saturdayurday sunday seriously could be insane uh josh bridges is an icon true fair enough uh that was before he got uh type 2 diabetes someone said i don't know where that's very nice type 3 that was before he got type 3 diabetes oh you're talking about joe joey oh joe can i say one more thing about the hat please i like rfk a ton i really do and i think he would probably be a better president i just am i'm uh not to get crazy political but i would i do not want to see joe biden in office for another four years. That scares the fuck out of me. Hey, it scares the fuck out of me that anyone wants to see him in office for another four years.

Right, right. Basically, you're not voting for Joe if you vote for Joe. You're voting for Kamala Harris. There's no way he makes it. Go look at Joe footage from three years ago. He's a totally different person. It's crazy. Yeah, you're voting for Kamala.

So if you want Kamala, vote for Joe. I heard PBD and them talking about if in three days before the State of the Union, comparing videos. Have you seen that? Yes, yes. Crazy. Really? I haven't seen it on PBD,

but I did see the comparison. How many narcotics do you think they're pumping him full of for these debates he's going to come into? A lot. Didn't Trump request that he gets a drug test? He did. And do you think RFK will get a stage on the debate?

No. He's polling massively. He's not. They're not going to let him the debate? He's polling massively. He's not. They're not going to let him. They don't even. He doesn't even get security. That's stupid. Crazy.

All right. CrossFit. CrossFit. Okay. So the leaderboard, I'm going to just name names. I'm farting over here a lot. Okay. I'm taking my hat off, dude, before I get yelled at.

You don't feel liberated anymore? I feel liberated in public public but it was just us everybody knows i like to say fuck you all right you know that's nothing to prove yeah okay exactly how about this camera angle i chose it sucks huh no it's good you think no you can see this pimple that you work we work so hard you work so hard to get this all set up i don't want to say anything negative about it right now i don't know why i look the best. You do look amazing. You don't even have a light on you. Oh, shit. I'm old. That's crazy. Are you concerned I could give you lice, Will,

with that hair? I am. I was thinking about that. You're going to give my butt hair lice, dude? I thought it was interesting you were advertising a lice village coming with you. Taylor, wishing you the best in this stage of your journey. go hard and show them what you are made of let's fucking go thanks dude edgard you think you're gonna make

it to the games uh i'm in this weird spot where the past year and a half have been so much fun training with no expectations of pressure do you know what i mean no it's like well uh you put a lot of athletes place a lot of that on themselves. And I think a lot of them don't get to experience what it's like to just enjoy CrossFit. And that's what my entire life has been the past two years. And so it's this weird transition back into expectations coming from all fronts, not just outside, but myself as well. I want to make it, but fucking three months ago, I wasn't even planning on doing quarterfinals. So I don't know how to feel, to be honest. Three months ago, I was like, hey, I just want to do

the open. I'll be really stoked if I can do all the workouts. Then when we decided to do the quarterfinals, I was like, hey, dude, I really want to do this, but just know there's a workout that's going to come out that I'm not going to be able to do. And before quarterfinals, if you would have told me that I was even able to do semifinal workout too, with the 50 front squats at 225, I would have laughed and said, there's no way. And I've done it. I've done it. Um, and it feels great. So to say, do I know what the result or the outcome is going to be? No, I know that I am really good. I know there are a few of the workouts that are great for me. Some of them are good for me.

A couple are not the best for me. I know you're really good too. Thanks, man. Can you guys scoot down a little bit that way? So I can get this. I need to move this table in a second. Depending on how close you sit together, I'm going to figure out who set the thermometer at 74 here in a minute.

Tyler looks like he eats raccoons, dude, or muskrat. Some Appalachian animal. Hey, dude. You do not look much different. You guys could be brothers. Holy shit. I mean, it's kind of crazy right now. I'm having culture shock being around you two. That is a little weird. You guys could be brothers. Holy shit. I mean, it's kind of crazy right now. I'm in culture shock being around you two.

That is a little weird. You guys look so sick. Hey, if you were serious about the games, let's say four months ago you were like, hey, I want to try to go to the games. Would you still have done Kill Taylor? Would you still be doing that? Yes. At this stage of my life, for sure.

Three years ago, I would have been probably scared to do it. I think I know enough about... This is going to sound so egotistical. I know enough about life right now, at least at this point in my life, that I know that things that scare me are typically

good for me. That all scared me. I'm that things that scare me are typically good for me uh-huh and that all scared me so i'm like all right this is good for me kill taylor scares me yeah next weekend scares the fucking shit out of me yeah even though i didn't plan to compete this year and anything past the open is icing on the cake i'm i'm not 35 i'm 28 like i have several more years if i want them right um i don don't know about several. I have several, dude. I'm just hitting my fucking stride, bro. Full, full blood work done, dude. Testosterone oozing out of my scrotum. I'm like, dude, I have so much tea that my hair falls out.

Vindicate wants to let you know, Will, that one of the cameras is down. Uh-oh. Thanks, Travis. wants to let you know will that one of the cameras is down oh thanks Travis call Caleb um what what about so let me let me put this to you then about kill Taylor okay so let's say you go to quarterfinals and you qualify for the games um is any party like oh I have to stop doing kill Taylor oh fuck no no it's the same reason I'm doing it tomorrow and then I'm doing it next week the day before I'm more I want to prioritize every opportunity I have to have fun and to not get exposure I don't really care about that but I care about having fun with my friends and doing cool things that people enjoy.

It's just so fun to make fun of people and to cuss freely. That's liberating. So I enjoy doing it a lot. Trump hat, cuss freely, kill Taylor. Qualify for semifinals. Right on. Hey guys, this is the camera back.

Can you guys tell us? Just kidding, we can see it. Okay, I don't know kidding. We can see it. Okay. I don't know if the boys can see this, but we're going to pull up the boys list. Oh, shit. Turn you up. I don't think your mic's on, bro. Oh.

There we go. Oh. That's better. Okay. Now put that mic closer to your mouth. If anyone needs anything adjusted uh let me know appreciate okay uh let's just go through these uh why is someone from mexico in this oh okay we are in the west we're in mexico right yeah northwest basically dude we're we are

in mexico right now la is mexico um how how was your trip to the supermarket a lot of mexicans there no it was fine did you hear anyone speaking Spanish? Dude, it is not as, it's as Hispanic as Charlotte is where I live. The accents were pretty thick. Dude, where I live is not, I don't want to say ghetto. Emigration, la emigration. It's like I'm in little El Salvador. And not in a bad way, it's just all Hispanic.

Why did you have to say that? Not in a bad way. I don't know. I guess you're right. I guess the fact that I had to delineate that is probably speaks to you just felt the pressure from society yeah 100 now you took the trump out off you lost your powers i felt the dei the pride of mexico rafael or i don't know the pride of latin america Stanson? Raphael Stanson. No shot. No shot, okay. Yeah, zero shot.

Adams McAdams. No shot. Mack, no shot. Adams McAdams, Mack. I don't even know who the fuck that guy is yet. No shot. Okay, Trayvon Benton. I thought he got shot in Florida or something.

Shit. John seems to think he can do well in some events but won't qualify. I thought he got shot in Florida. He did. I don't know anything. Who are these guys? The boy from Idaho. The two-time champ.

Madaris. Justin Madaris. No chance. Yeah, he's going to win the semifinal. You think he's winning? Yeah. No. He is.

He'll qualify, but it's not going to be right. He's going to win the semifinal, and then he's going to be No He is He'll qualify But it's not gonna He's gonna win the semifinal And then he's gonna be Continuing to Win again at the games Allie Turner's been going To turbo speed I don't think he's gonna

Have the energy to go Let me Let me say this about Justin So we all know He's gonna make it We all know he's gonna make it But what Is he gonna win any events here?

Ooh Uh He could win event two I think And which event is that the front squat double under toe to bar workout he's a great squatter and super fit okay that's classic crossfit our first guy we have one uh john wood no fucking chance in hell william are you gonna say it so aggressively i don't know i'm just an aggressive guy William Leahy the 4th

Yes He has a chance I'm not gonna say he makes it So do I put him on the list? Yes Put him on the bubble Is there a little bubble? Draw a bubble

Committee says yes He'll definitely make it if Hiller's allowed to go out there You guys don't know Dick We don't know Dick What are you talking about? We have to watch this stuff all the time because of you Wait, I don't know out there and adjust his wings. We don't know Dick. What are you talking about? We have to watch this stuff all the time because of you. Wait, I don't know Dick. That's what I mean you don't know Dick.

You said that. I didn't say that. There's all these questionable characters. What about Sam Dancer? No. No. Is he a competing individual this weekend? He'll be fun.

No, it won't. He's going to be bottom heat after event one, and he's going to stay there. Yeah, and who are you going to watch in that bottom heat? Yeah, he'll be dancing his way over to the Masters comp. I'm not going to be bottom heat after event one, and he's going to stay there. Yeah, and who are you going to watch in that bottom heat? Yeah, he'll be dancing his way over to the Masters comp. I'm not going to be watching that heat, that's for sure. He'll be doing a slow waltz this weekend. Is Sam Dancer not? Is he not on performance enhancing drugs?

No. No, he's competing in the semifinals. He's clean. No, dude, he doesn't wear shoes. He just gets all his power from the earth. Arturo Torres. Great dude, but no.

You know who that is? Yeah, he's the guy Hiller got into Waterpalooza. What do you mean he got him into Waterpalooza? They weren't going to let him come and Hiller made a video and it's like you guys are fucking up and then they let him come. Mel says the West is looking weak.

Really, Mel? I don't think anyone's is looking weak. Oh, really, Mel? I don't think anyone's had that analysis. Let's go, Mel. Expert analysis. Replace John Young. Mel, come on the show. Jeffrey Birchfield, Sam Dancer wins the snatch ladder. No, he doesn't.

Laddie. Justin Rhodes. No chance. He did decent last year. Holy fuck. Decent in a field of 40. To your saying, that's like,

and not, sorry, a field of 60. That's more dudes. They are so much better here and so much more condensed. Wait, they're weak, but they're better? When you said he did decent last year,

do you mean top 30? 20 to 30 is not decent. No, he was in top 20. No, he wasn't. Justin Rose. I'm pretty sure he was. Alright, let's check it. Let's go. I'm going to beat you there. You're not going to beat me there. They're doing some research now. I'm already there. Queer. They're doing some

research. Name calling has become. And what was he regarding tyler sexual preferences west tyler did you put the heat up to 73 no okay just checking justin rhodes 14th suck it dang yeah whatever oh my god you want to change your opinion on justin rhodes his max snatch was 255. Yeah, it went up at least 40 pounds this year. So my opinion does not change. Okay. Justin, sorry. Justin Lane. Nope.

No, no Justin Lane. Brent Likowski. Strong chance. Oh, yeah. Strong chance. I think he'll be going. Have a strong opinion. Yes or no?

Dude, I want to know who the yanikovsky of this region is going to be who's gonna who's gonna be sick is brett is did is uh brett mckowski gonna win any events he could win event three and he could win event one and he could win oh i don't know about four he's a great rower but you got to be really fast in your hands he he's got wow he did so well that gretel workout he's got great clean and jerk cycling capacity and uh yeah i don't know it's just going to depend on his his running that's actually a bet in the app is i don't know if he's going to beat uh sprague on event one but i think he can beat everyone on event three what's the bet and he won out the uh most event wins for the men between velner fukowski or maderos who has more event wins and i i mean we handpick those because we

think those guys have a good chance of winning more than one i think brent. Two, maybe three. How do I do this? Where do I go? Picks? Leaderboard? Picks? I do think Brent could be top five on every event. I mean, I'm still stuck in Europe. How do I get out of Europe?

Give me that. It's very easy to use. I just can't. Scott Tetloff. Maybe. Oh, no chance. Wow. No chance.

People are telling me Colton's not going to fucking make it. And you're over here trying to tell me Scott Tetlow has a chance. If Colton doesn't, fucking kick rocks. I'm picking Pat Vellner. I like Scott Tetlow a lot. That's a good pick. I like Scott Tetlow a lot. I just think Colton overall is fitter.

And if you're comparing two athletes that are similarly on the margins of size in the sport, I just don't think he has a shot. There's not a lot of spots. How much does last week's Hill Taylor affect your opinion right now?

He didn't beat me last week. Colton? Scott Tetlow. Oh, okay. Well, you're comparing him and Scott. Yeah, because I know Colton's fitter. Colton's better at the games three times. I thought you were shitting on Colton. Is he like a low-rent Colton?

Oh. I'll let it thin. Oh. I'll go. Okay. Oh, it's 22. Don't tell anyone. It's 22, and then push the right arrow.

Okay, don't share that, though. Yeah, he just shared that to the whole fucking world, Sousa. No, 32. Sorry, 32. Sorry. Wink, wink. If any of you guys show up, I brought my Glock. It's almost cold. Wow, do you actually brought my Glock. It's almost cold. Wow, do you actually own a Glock?

No. I do. You look like you got the Glock. Okay. Is Scott Tetlow low-rank Colton Mertens? Is that what he is? I wouldn't even say that. We need a mobile camera right now.

Oh, Susan, come here. I'm going to write down the code for you and um uh and yours is the back house all right yeah put him in that pool house that's where the couples are and i turned the ac on the roof for you just so you know the top bedroom he put it on 73 i put it on 61 we went up there we went up there Will and I fucking died they went up there and almost died it was crazy up there okay

Brent Fikowski's going with three event wins Poolboy says you fuckers said my boy has no shot wait and see he wins event one and three. Viva Mexico, putas. Wait, who?

Who's your boy? Rafael Sampson? Yeah. Oh, my God. He wins event one and three? Pool boy, are you smoking pole or crack? Susan, did it smell like farts in here? It's awesome.

Weird, it's like somebody's been farting. That must have been shitting his pants you should go go to the pool and see how long you can hold your breath under the water uh chris ibarra no no by the way tomorrow on kill taylor, Colton Mertens will be stepping in for who? For you? No. For Hiller. Andrew Hiller will be busy tomorrow, so Colton Mertens will be stepping in for Andrew Hiller.

Chris Ibarra. Any chance? No. Zachary Boonton. Great name. Oh, nope. But no. Jacob Schmidt. Oh, nope. But no. Jacob Schmidt.

Nope. Who's that? Kuss. Daniel Cook. Cook has... Doesn't have a chance. Really? Sorry. How many we got on the list now?

Only three. We only have Justin Will, Lahey IV, and Brent Feikowski. Justin. Keep going. Why can't Daniel Cook make it? He's so cool. He'd be so fun to film in the behind the scenes of the games. He'll be great whenever he doesn't make it.

That'll be great for the behind the scenes. Alright, fine. That's still Thelma, for sure. No. Alessandro, no. Alessandro sure. No. Alessandro, no. Alessandro Zanett. Excuse me. Alessandro Zanett.

Cool last name. Nope. Jordan Eldridge. Nope. Nicholas Roberts. Nope. James Spriggs. Yes.

Yeah. That's the first real opinion you've had on a yes. Hey, does James win any events? Oh, yes. I think he could win the rope climb event. What? What is it? What are the movements?

Rope climb? What's the other movement? I don't. It's legless. Legless box jump step down. The thing is, is it is so echo and box jump over dominant. You don't think he can hold the pace on the bike? No, I know he can hold the pace on the bike and the box jump over. I just wonder if he

can hold the pace on the bike and the box jump over and be as durable or have as much stamina on the legless as someone like Brent or Bill. I don't know that he does. Right. But maybe. I don't know. He is so good at box jump over step down

and people I don't think whatever. He could win that Sam Samuel want in for sure quant I don't know that for sure but he definitely yeah put him in definitely I got him at first you have him

in first place I got him in first dude dude you ride a short bus it's more fun the short bus is way more fun. Who wins between Samuel Quant and Justin Medeiros? Oh, who wins the weekend? You mean who does better? Justin.

Justin. Wrong. What about James Sprague and James Sprague? I think James Sprague does better than Sam Quant. Wrong. How about Bill Leahy? I think Bill Leahy does not do better than Sam Quant. Why does Hiller think that Leahy's going to win?

Is he just doing fucking with us? Hiller has a raging erection for Bill's athleticism. Yeah, and you have a raging erection for shitting on Bill. I don't have a raging erection for shitting on him, you fucking idiots. What has he done so far? He's done nothing. He's only shown that in live competition, he shits the bed and he chokes oh are you burying people for their previous sins dude that is true he's only he's only shown us

that he chose he's a joke fuck off with that when he shows me something different he's been baptized in my mind by what that's gone by hillar hillar got you. Yeah, Hiller saved all that. All right. Blessed. And this is the thing. Bill Leahy has an obscene amount of pressure on him now. Think about the pressure that – Dude, he lives in Louisiana. He isn't even aware of the pressure that's on him. That's not true at all.

Think about the pressure that Jason had going into the games after winning the MAAC, his first-year qualifying. All that pressure he had, and then he goes to the games and shits the bed. Who do you think felt the pressure more, Jason or Bill right now? I think Bill with Hiller all over his nuts. I think what Hiller's doing to Bill is not doing Bill a service.

Yeah, I agree. I agree with that. Hey, can you put these stickers on your water bottle? Put it on your forehead, you fucking idiot. And this one too, the C8. Why am I the sellout character? It's upside down. And this one the sellout character? It's upside down. And this one too, the CA Pep Face.

Thank you. I've already got them on my shirt. There's no beverages here unless they're approved by... This is the thing. This is my only opinion on Bill. This is bacteriostatic water. This is my only opinion. This is my only opinion on Bill.

At Crash Crucible, Bill fell from the pegboard. And someone walked over to him and asked him, hey, are you all right? And his response was, these pegs are too small. Oh. They are fucking a rogue pegboard and rogue pegs. So if you're the type of person who makes that excuse after a mistake you made because you're flying off the fucking handle and you don't have control in a workout if there's a small hold pegboard jr bought it i like it that you have these examples those are two great examples making up excuses and also uh his previous his previous shows

withdrawing withdrawing due to being sick look maybe covid maybe COVID's a thing. He did that too. He withdrew because he's sick. He doesn't care about his performance enough to know how to film it. What about the fact that he didn't even recruit Hiller. Hiller recruited him, right? Right. Well, Hiller took him on like a puppy at the pound. That's the thing.

Rich won his regional with pneumonia. Yeah. So people who are – he's got that scary goal in his gym, fittest on earth. People who are fittest on earth, Bill, do it despite everything being stacked against them. The people who can win championships win when things get challenging. They don't just win because they have everything sorted and everything goes their way. That's not the case. They win because they can handle adversity and win despite things not going their way.

Think about Matt Fraser and his MCL popping, stretching behind the scenes at the games. Think about Rich winning with pneumonia at regionals. Him walking on triple three, coming back on Sunday that year to win. Like people, these guys are winning when it's hard. Yeah, but you're talking about two of the most sure of themselves athletes who have ever existed. And we're talking about the exact opposite. And I'm saying, like, Bill needed to grow. Like, he's not Rich

Froning. Rich Froning was always sure of himself. Well, maybe Bill was a grow. That's what I'm saying. He had the chance to grow. But you guys over here are saying he's gonna fucking win semifinals. Good grief. John Young says, I hate it, but Taylor has a point. Love you, John. Thank you, John.

Wait, what were you saying about John early? That I love him, but Taylor has a point. Love you, John. Thank you, John. Wait, what were you saying about John earlier? That I love him and he's a great guy. John, there was some shit talking. There was some shit talking earlier, John. I apologize. I was a witness to it. I don't know if I stood up. You didn't participate.

I didn't participate, but I didn't stand up for you. Taylor's going to make a video about Taylor now. It had nothing to do with fast food and Ovaltine, John. But Dick Butter, 69, 69, MAGA hats for everyone. Liberation. I won't be wearing one. I swear to God, when I picked Taylor up from the airport,

and he got in, and he goes, I now know what it's like to be transgender. This fucking guy. The pegs weren't smaller, Jordan Blunt. They were the same fucking size. Good grief. What is he saying, that the holes were the same, but JR had chosen smaller pegs? Yeah, he was like, these pegs are too small.

They don't fit. They're the same pegs that every other competitor used, that his class uses doing pegboard climbs on a weekly fucking basis. JR does more pegboards than anyone I've ever met. We did 100 for time together. They were not too small. That was a stupid excuse. That's a dumb workout too. No, it was an awesome workout. Pegboards are sick. Not 100.

Oh. Wait, you did 100 pegboards? Yeah, me and JR as a team. Heidi Krum. That's still a lot um uh she's now pulled her dick out of bryson and now attempts to stick it into will brancetta will brancetta so scared to be controversial but yet he wants to be associated with these people i know it's disgusting isn't it it's disgusting hey earlier i was showing the boys uh one of our uh we have an only fans uh participant who's going to sponsor Kill Taylor.

I pulled up my phone to show everyone the sponsor and Will ran to the backyard screaming. With the phone. Yes. It's not cool, guys. Will started doing these. I don't do that. It's Catholic.

All right. Patty, Patrick Vellner, the man who's started doing these. Lots of these. I don't do that. It's Catholic. Alright. Patty, Patrick Vellner, the man who's currently selling the house. Does Patrick Vellner make it? He's going to clap cheeks. Yeah, he has a great house too. Patrick Vellner, anyone who has an extra mill laying around who wants to

own the house that Vellner made his baby in. A million CAD, Canadian dollars? Is that like 200,000 American? Yeah, something like that. Well, well that's true i didn't think of a conversion yeah trudeau's fuck things up up there so pat how much is your house worth in usb won't be okay in this us i won't be buying his house uh now i this next guy i'm gonna bring up his name uh i kind of equate him to taylor he i think like if him is in the same kind of place that Taylor's in. His name is Brandon Luckett. Oh, what?

He's made the games. Yeah, but we don't know anything about him going in. What? He's qualified for the fucking games. I'm sick of this. You are retarded. John Young is retarded. I picked Brandon to make it. I think you and him have about the same chance of making it.

He was fucking like third in quarterfinals. Please elaborate. Janikowski won quarterfinals and the Open. Damn. Thank you, Tyler. That's a fair point. But what I don't like

is that you're comparing me, who I have literally never done anything or Sevan is. I've done nothing and Brandon's done quite a bit so I don't think you can yeah he made it three years key key point so Kayla please change the name to uh Stevon sausage party thank you for you thanks Caleb oh Yana was sick yeah well yeah okay he didn't say anything about being sick that's all that matters is he didn't talk about it. Doesn't matter that he lost.

Rewind the game to where Taylor was talking about how people need to suck it up and go. Go ahead, Will. We, we, we, we, we, we. Thank you, Will. No problem. Good use of your air time. Holy fuck. Will just did an impression of Beaker from the 70s.

Okay. So Brandon Luckett, is he going? Yes. He's going. It'll be – I think it won't be easy. I disagree. He'll have one not great event, and he'll have five great events. One of the oddities in the CrossFit space, I would say, Cole Greyshaber.

He'll make it. Yeah. Okay, so how many do we have now? What do you think about Cole's performances? Does he look like a CrossFitter to you? He looks like he has a little gay in him and not in a bad way. He just looks like... No, he just breastfed for a long time.

He looks like he breastfed until he was 12. That's what it is, dude. He looks like he was drinking breast milk until he was about 14. That's one of the craziest shots behind the scenes from the games. Him on the bike. Yeah. That's insane. He has a large caboose.

Reminds me of when I look in the mirror. And he's really tall. Did you breastfeed for a long time? I don't know. Never asked. Don't remember. Somebody pulled that out. So that's a no. Probably a normal amount of time. And he's really tall. Did you do breastfeed for a long time? I don't know. Never asked. Don't remember. Somebody pulled that out. So that's a no.

Probably a normal amount of time. That's a good no. Cole Grayshaber making it with certainty. Okay. Nick Thomas. Negative. Negative. Who's that?

How many are we at? How many are we at? We're at eight. All right. Here comes a great debate. Okay. It's no fucking debate. Colton's in.

Get fucked. Where does he. Colton's in. No. Get fucked. Where does he place if he's in? I think Colton places seventh or sixth. That's not an easy place. Are all these workouts horrible for him? Listen, you fuck. No, they're not. You're retarded.

Okay. You don't know that they're all bad for him. Tyler, you're not racist. Listen. Listen. Stop. Stop. Stop. Listen. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Event five. Snatch the ladder. Amazing workout for him. Event two. Okay.

That's fine. Amazing workout for him. He'll do very well on the run clean and jerk. I also think he'll do very well on the final. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Go back to the run clean and jerk. He's not a great runner in a field of great runners. He's going to take last place in the first workout. You're retarded if you think he's taking last place runner in a field of great runners he's gonna take last place in the first workout they're retarded if you think he's taking last place the two and a half mile run you think you think he's taking last place how much money do you want to bet on taking let's make a wager well unless i can't because someone might pull out or something oh that's why he's not the champ hey listen what are the two thank you john young what are the what are the two movements? Thank you, John Young. What are the two movements? What are the two movements?

Clean and jerks and running. Okay. It's two and a half miles. He was one of the best in the world in the clean and jerk workout and quarterfinal. Stop. Stop. And it's not a 550-yard sprint. The longer the run, the better for Colton because it becomes fitness.

It doesn't become leg length or power output. It's not long enough. It is long enough. It's two and a half. It's a 30-minute workout. Sorry, a half. It's a 30-minute workout. Sorry, Savant. It's a 22-minute workout. Colton's going to do just fine against this field of slap dicks.

Stop it. Stop it. Okay, I think he's going to take a below 30th. He's hungrier than all of these guys. I'll give him below 20th on that. You guys are discounting the 50. I'm not saying he's not going to qualify, dude. That would be great for him.

21st would be great for him. Shut the fuck up. He'll be top 13 in that workout. He'll be top three in the snatch ladder and event two. He'll be top seven in the final event. And the row and I think event three will be his two worst events. And I don't think he's outside the top 20 on either. He's dropping the dumbbells in the last event. No fucking way.

He's a quitter. He's not a quitter. Isn't grip one of the things he's been working on? It's not great. Why would he work on it? Colton will be here tomorrow. Colton will be here tomorrow morning. 9 a.m. Kill Taylor show. Guys, Colton's making. I've been saying it. I think he's going to make it. Hey, he's going

to make it, but he's going to come from digging out of a hole 37th place. Okay, Heidi, Heidi, Heidi, Heidi, Heidi. Take your hands off the keyboard. Go back to flopping your own little jelly bean there. Oh. Go mind your fucking business. Play your little DJ turntables in the back.

Just get out of here, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Bryson. You guys are tards. Heidi Krum, Sebon genuinely gets scared when Taylor yells at him in real life, wishes he was safe back in the studio. Oh, great.

I probably can't say this on the air. Never mind. So I'll put Colton on the list uh cole sager no no nine people that's nine people we're done cool's not even close it's only nine it's only nine bro cool retired that's why i said no to all those people you're like no why is cole even competing let me go through some more let me go through some more uh ste O'Brien. No. The Great Irish Hope. Okay. Samuel Sperling. Great dude. He does my programming.

But this is his first year, I think, making semifinals. So it'll be an experience here. Tucker McElmore. No. Austin Nettlecoff. Austin Mehoff? No. Jack Jacob Marlowe. hoff no uh jack jacoby jacob marlo this is the guy that uh whenever him or bill lahey think about

having sex with a girl they go in the bathroom and jerk each other off after doing 10 trick pull-ups together sounds like a great friendship holy shit do you have any friends that close uh bryson you wouldn't even share a bed with bryson that's true. I don't like, I sleep hot, dude. We tried to get them into a king-size bed together here due to sleeping restrictions and Taylor refused. Patrick, if you're listening, that means we're together, bro. Dylan Gibbs. Jordan Blunt.

Dylan Gibbs. Who's that? No. Drake Lewis. Where does Drake place? There will never be a... Drake Lewis is a great dude. You know who's a douche? Drake Stevens.

There will never be a Drake that makes the CrossFit Games. Wow. Ooh, I don't know, dude. Drake Lewis is attractive enough and has the build that I think he could do it. You know, that name. Disqualified. Stop it. Maximilian Krieg.

Great name. He is... He's someone who I'm unsure of. He's shown... He is someone who I'm unsure of. He beat Bill Leahy by quite a large margin at Crucible in the fall. At Crash Crucible. Yeah, but Bill had small pegs.

Oh yeah, I forgot. Hooter Magna. Oh no, we've messed up. No, Hooter's not going to qualify. He'll win Event four and everything else. He's fucked. Okay, let me ask you something.

Maybe event two. It's like somebody handpicked these events for him. No, it's not. Are you retarded? He has to run. Besides that one, all the other ones are great. Tudor will beat Colton in the run event. He's freaking huge, dude.

No, he will not. No, he doesn't have the fitness to beat anyone in event three, dude. Stop it. Event one as well. The only two events he's doing well in is the front squat double under. Front squat double under because he does double unders like a re-re, dude. I don't know how to explain it. He just does them faster than everyone else.

It's really fucking annoying. His double unders aren't that great. Mine aren't that great. His are great. You think Tudor Magda has the less of a cold gray shaver is going to be Tudor Magda? 100%. Has Tudor ever made the games?

No. Has he ever thrown temper tantrums and not qualified? Yes. Okay. I'm just going off of, I sound super emotional and I have, I have very strong opinions, but my opinions are completely shaped by my past experiences and what I've seen from the athletes.

They're not shaped on emotional pics. I agree. Your presentation is emotional, but your presentation is a thousand percent emotional. But your intellect is pure. I've seen Colton overcome a lot of things that half these athletes haven't even fucking tried to overcome. So that, to me, gives him a lot of... Like what? He's built equity.

A box? No, dumbass. He comes in every competition with like three torn meniscus, a fucking autoimmune disorder. He didn't withdraw like Sarah. I don't know, dude. Guys, I'm tired of seeing the comments about Taylor yelling. He is not yelling. He's got some sort of

disorder. He's autistic. And he's made it three years in a row. If you think he's yelling, you should hear how loud Tyler talks. I mean, that was crazy earlier. Money for Will to play Pac-Man. Go, Taylor. Devon already played Pac-Man. It's a cool game over there.

With what? What man did he pack? Marissa Hinojosa. I hope Taylor makes it. I know. Me too. My poor mom is right. Gosh, I love her. God bless her.

Taylor's mom is awesome. She is amazing. Great lady. Don't know how we're related. Okay. Maximilian Craig, you like his body, but – No, he did good. Drake, he specifically likes Drake's body.

Tudor Magda, no. Chase Smith, no. Isn't that guy like 100? Can you click the arrow on him and see how old he is? Yes. Holy fuck. Oh, wow, Chase. Sorry, bro.

You don't have a chance. Mike Evans. No chance. Tristan Harrison. How old is this guy? Isn't that. Mike Evans. No chance. Tristan Harrison. How old is this guy? Isn't that a girl's name? Yeah. Tristan. Oh, that's the gay dude from what movie?

My neighbor's wife is named Tristan. Oh, wow. We get eggs from him. Is that her? No. He makes me think of Tristan Harris every time I read this. Brandon... Is that Victor Hoffer in that picture?

No, that's... Killian Murphy. What's the show? Brandon Fabry. Okay, if there was a 10th place, would you give it to Tudor Magda or Cole Sager? I would probably give it to

Cole. Over Cole. Come on, dude. Cole Gonzo. He has way more fucking experience. You guys are downplaying so much how mental it is to go into a weekend like this and put out across the six events, hit some adversity,

overcome it, still qualify. 100% goes to Cole. I'm just laying out some alternative facts. How old is Cole? What fact? Alternative facts. What fact? You think Cole's going to make it? I think the other Coles. I'm just basing it off the fact that Cole's qualified? You think Cole's going to make it? And I think the other Coles. And I'm just basing it off the fact that Cole's qualified. Oh, sorry.

Neither of them are going to make it. If Brandon Fabry is old as dirt and can't make it. He's not. He's 23. Whatever other guy it was. And Cole Sager's 33. Cole has made it eight times. Oh, but age doesn't play a point here.

No, he has a track record of making the games and overcoming things in order to make it. How old is Sam Dancer? 35? Sam Dancer hasn't made the games in like 40 years. Yeah, Sam Dancer's 37. And he smokes weed. Yeah, that's not good. It's alternative training, dude.

I'm sober. I have to hate Sam Dancer. It's holistic. Listen, so let me read these names to you. Justin Medeiros, William Leahy, Brent Pekowski, James Frake, Samuel Quant, Patrick Vellner, Luckett, Cole Gray-Shaber, Colton Mertens. If you're wrong with one of these picks, who's taking last place in this? If you're wrong about one of these, who is it? Oh, if I'm wrong about one of the athletes making it?

Yeah, like which guy would you be like, hey, I'm the least sure about these guys. Phil Leahy. Chris Shaver. Phil Leahy's I'm the least sure about. Shut the fuck up. Chris Shaver's made the games. So? Okay.

So he thinks like John Young, one-year spurts. They made the games. No, I don't think in one-year spurts, asshole. I think of- And then let me ask you this. Now, of the names that we called, there's a lot of names to remember, I know, but of the names that we called that didn't make the list,

who would replace Will Leahy? Either Max Krieg or Cole Sager. All right. Good lineup. Great show. If you're interested, we are going to spend some time on the women now. Yeah. This is difficult.

Not interested. I know it's getting late, but we got the main part of it. Oh, geez. It's 1023 back in the east. Okay. You guys ready for this? Super. I'm so excited.

Let's roll it. Here we go. Can we also pick a last place on the weekend? Oh, sure. My fave. I would have no idea. God. I should have had that.

How many women are going? I can't believe it's only nine. Okay. I think, I don't know how many. Hold on. How it's in the heat one up? Okay. Mariana Bell.

Nope. Brittany Chestnut. No. Julia Holm. I just farted. No. Eight women are going. Jamie.

Only eight? Wow. Wow. Jamie Hagia. Damn. I love Jamie. julia home i just farted no eight women are going jamie only eight wow wow jamie hagaya damn i love jamie yeah who doesn't love jamie no but that'd be awesome i want to say i want to say yes uh that's a heart that's a heart yes 64 years old 39 she's 39 she's older than sam dancer that's crazy. Do you all remember Bill? I wouldn't have guessed that. No, she's not going to make it. Bill Grundler saying he was only going to compete in the individual open division whenever he was like, I think he was like 45 or something.

Yeah. He was like, no, if I'm not qualifying, I'm not going. Yeah. Like, we never brought that up with Jamie. With who? Jamie. Oh. Did she say that? Did you have her on your show? No, we, we never brought that up with Jamie, with who Jamie. Oh, did she say that? Did you bring that up?

It's just like, no one's talked about that with her. Next athlete. Oh, you want to continue? Here's what I think. Let's ask, let me ask you this about Jamie.

Does anyone know, is this an accident that she made it this far? No, I don't think so. I think she was, she's making a run, itching for it a little. Okay.

Uh, Trista Smith, negative, no shot. Annalise Moore. little. Okay. Trista Smith. Negative. No shot. Annalise Moore. Nope. Sydney McAlishan. Put her on.

Yeah, she's in, bro. Is she? The McAlish machine. She's on the line for sure for me. She's on the line. She's on the bubble. No, she's good. No, she's not.

Bubble. I agree, Sevan. Hey, listen. I saw footage of her. I thought her only weakness before. Her only weakness was running. She ran like a stick figure, like some really shitty animation. She's probably the worst female runner I've ever seen.

Like a claymation? Yeah. But I saw her running recently, and it looked improved. She's in. She's a problem. We'll know after workout one. No to Sydney. Kyra Milligan.

We missed Mariana Meza. oh oh sorry uh mariana mesa no uh kyra milligan the chicks keifer slamming no i don't think she makes it but okay uh miss spiegel miss danny spiegel of Instagram fans. Fuck no, dude. Is something wrong? She's going to take last in the first workout. Dead fucking last. Listen, she's been to the games many times. There's no way. There's not one female. She has never had to run in a fucking semifinal.

Not worse than her. She's going to take dead fucking last. What do you want me to say? You could have said anything but be 5'0". You could have said from 2024. Take it easy, bro. Fuck that, dude. Oh, my God.

No. Okay. John Young, yes to Kyra, no to OnlyFansGirl. Okay. Yes to Kyra, really, John. Okay. All right, he knows more about her than I do. Devin Kim. John Young, yes to Kyra, no to OnlyFansGirl. Yes to Kyra, really, John. Alright, he knows more about her than I do. Devin Kim.

Yes. On the fence. Yeah. Hey, I will tell you this. It would be great if she did make it. She's awesome. It would be a good story. Yeah, she's a good person, too. She's good people. Miss Scud's trying for her 74th time.

Fuck no. It's not even going to beud's trying for her 74th time. Fuck no. Sorry, Scud. It's not even going to be close. Sorry. Are you sorry? How old is she? 31, I think. Wow.

Holy shit. Okay. Kendall Gilmore. Don't know her. Nope. Hattie Canoe. Nope. That's a great name.

Abigail Donovan. I had a canoe. Yeah. I had a canoe when I was younger. You did? Yeah, my dad. We used to go out to the lake, fish from a canoe,. Abigail Dorn. I had a canoe when I was younger. You did? Yeah, my dad. We used to go out to the lake, fish from a canoe, troll out the back, bass.

Who would you troll? Wait, you had a motor on your canoe? No, no, no. Oh. We would troll and you'd cast out a line and then you'd just release some line out and then you'd just leave it. They would put Will on the front and he would paddle.

And then he'd start paddling. He would just do some Bible reading together. Wait for the fish to bite. No. Dear God. I mean, we could have. Dear God, please. Have a great family.

That would be a great activity. Do you resent Will for having a great family? Dude, my mom's the best fucking mother ever. Okay, that's one. I don't know if that constitutes as a family. Dude, my mom's the best fucking mother ever. Okay, that's one. My sister's fucking amazing too, dude. And my dad's dead, so he's basically a saint. Alright, perfect.

Shut up, Greg Glassman. What did Greg say? Thanks so much for the great science story. Please tell us more. Please tell us more. Will has an alter ego like m&m like he got marshall math you're saying like some white yes uh okay abigail dome it really you think she's gonna come uh you should go again you know what you guys are gonna this is gonna be kind of weird but i think of her and rebecca vidison is the same person oh they're

very similar athletes i would say but ab Doma has way more power and strength. Two super hot chicks show up on the scene at the same time. I feel like I don't know. That's where they were too. I was thinking more like they're taller, leaner. That's what I meant. They're both built like gazelles. Yeah.

Right. Abigail turned into a brick shithouse, dude. Yeah. She's strong. So I think she's going. Yeah. Is she Natty? Yeah.

Yeah. She's Natty, bro. She's from Texas. What the fuck does that mean? Okay. Domet has much stronger knees. John Young. All right. That's too soon.

Interesting. Okay. She blows her out her knee. We're blaming it on you, John. Okay. Kaitlyn Bernardin. No. Okay.

By the way, can you imagine some of the athletes are like, hey, you want to watch this review show? They just got through. They should know better after seeing Wednesday Night Gangbang.

Hey, I changed the name. Oh, fuck. It's called Wednesday Night in Compton. Oh, good.

That's nice. Okay. That's what I meant when I said gangbang. They just got to their hotel at Carson. They're like, I'm so excited for Son.

Let's turn it on. Turn it on. Turn it on. What does this fucking comment mean? Yes, Caitlyn will do the work. So will every other athlete that finishes the weekend. That means nothing. Next.

Okay. You didn't even spell her name right. Trotron. Katrina Olsen. No. 34. Too old, Son. Abriana. No. Mont. Too old, son. Abriana

Mont Plaisir. Definitely not. Sounds French. Okay. Miss Alex Gazan. Yeah. Yeah, Alex. Go Alex. Go Alex. Straight to superstardom for her, huh? Alright. She's a beast. Hey, let me tell you

this though about Alex. This is the first year she's going to have real pressure. Good. It's all eyes on me. You know what I mean for her? Yeah. She's the queen. Hey, let me tell you this, though, about Alex. This is the first year she's going to have real pressure. It's all eyes on me. You know what I mean for her? She's the queen of the West. She deserves it. Emily Rolfe. Yes. 34, dude.

Wow, really? 34, dude. But 170 centimeters, I mean. Someone's taking notes. Hey, what are you doing? Tic-tac-toe over there? He's putting her in the lift. The ones that'll make it.

Okay, Emily, roll. That guy is so close to our house. This place is crazy. You don't think you're just picking Emily because you like her? Because she's cool? No. Do you think she's cool?

She's got a great sense of humor. She seems great. Does she? Yeah, and her husband's funny as shit. Tried to do a podcast with her and the husband's just cracking jokes the whole time in the back. Kelsey Peterson. Nope.

Sienna Lelode. No. No. Do you guys know who she is? No. Yanni Cheveri. Yanni. Nope. Anyone I say no to, I pretty much don't know. Yanni Cheveri. Yanni. Yanni.

Nope. Amy. Miss Olivia Kerstetter. Nope. I think she'll make it. I was saying she was going to make it earlier, and then John talked it out of me. With the run, the muscle-ups, and the Legos rope climbs, I don't think she makes it. Yeah.

I just don't know who makes it over. You seem a little sad. She's a great girl. Really cool. I really like her. It's fun to see the young people do well. I get jealous of the young people. Sure. Fair enough. Olivia.

She thinks she can beat you in some of the Kill Taylor workouts. Olivia Corsetta? I can confidently say You know, she thinks she can beat you in some of the Kill Taylor workouts. Who? Olivia? Olivia. Olivia Corsetter? Yeah. Well, I can confidently say she would not have beaten me on any of the four so far. If she would have, why didn't you call in? Okay.

And Olivia, if you're listening, you will not beat me any subsequent week from here on out. You will not have a chance. All right. So you missed your best opportunity with the dumbbell GHC. That was a dumb fucking workout. Okay. Matt, who's tripping in from the side? Leah Miller. No, John.

Sorry, Leah. Lindsay Martin. No. No. Is that Haley? What the fuck kind of spelling is that hayley hayley hayley can act that can't that no with a name like that probably have great holy shit she's 19 wow wow congrats i'm making the semi-finals uh nicole oh i interviewed hayley nicole mahenny no mahenny what do you think about Haley? She has any chance?

I mean she's really dedicated But I think she's still just very very young Like when I talked to her I was like You know you still got She's dedicated but got time to put in No one else here is dedicated really Separate her at this point Amy Hosking No

Alex DeGarmo Negative Rebecca Fusile Alex DeGarmo negative Rebecca Fusile I think she'll make it too heavy it's a bad weekend for her the weekend's too heavy?

front squats dumbbells and the echo bike and the box jump over step down is going to be bad for her with how small she is you think it's that much heavier than the semi-final she qualified in yes bryson del monte no chance really no chance you don't okay we're gonna we're gonna run up we're not i don't think we're gonna fill our spots by the way that's good we'll circle back too much

qualifies because if she does i don't really put in work. Boomer, groomer. No. No. Easy. Easy. She's not a TikTok girl. She's not? No.

Hello? Call her. What's up, Siobhan? Hi. I just wanted to say what's up. If you guys need backup, if you guys need reinforcements to Orange County, Siobhan Mafia is here for you. Thank you.

I appreciate it. Are you Orange County PD? I am not, but I know the right people. We called you guys earlier. You guys didn't pick up. Well, because you're probably in LA County.

I don't know where we are. We're in Compton and Taylor got scared because the heat was, it was too cold in the house. I wore my fucking Trump hat down the street, bro. I walked to the grocery store

with that fucking thing on. You did? Yeah. People probably, people probably loved it. No matter what the mainstream media will have you believe. Was that dangerous? Yeah, no, no. I think Compton actually is. I saw that Snoop Dogg, Lil Wayne, and two other rappers endorsed Trump recently.

Of course they did. All great endorsements from great guys. Holy fuck. All right, well well thank you I appreciate it you going to the event you going to the are you going to Carson

on Friday Saturday Sunday I am not I'm going to be watching all your content and just seeing what they what they post but I've been on that Sentinel programming now

for about three weeks it's awesome Taylor thanks so much hell yeah dude let's go thank you so much for trying it out will you be watching

Kill Taylor tomorrow at 9am with special guest Colton Mertens in the panel? Dude, I wouldn't miss it. It's the best show that's out right now on any platform. Thank you. Hey, bro, we'll miss you this weekend.

Thanks, guys. Have a good one. Okay, bye. See ya. Is it scary to know that you have a 7 Mafia and you don't even control it? I'm free like that. I'm not a control freak. Are you guys surprised to see me in jeans today, by any chance? No.

I haven't seen your lower half enough. I haven't worn jeans in fucking 10 years. I feel like you wear gap shorts. It's fair. It's fair. I totally would wear gap shorts. Okay. Rebecca.

I was trying to throw you guys off with the jeans. Alex. Rebecca Fusile. So Fusile. So we need to vote. She's not in. I think she's in. She's not in by a mile.

I believe in you, Rebecca. Okay. So that's a no. Great time on the Sevan podcast the other day. No, you don't get to go to extra votes. When we voted no, bro. Rebecca, I'm sorry that you gave Taylor so much love, and he's hating on you right now.

When did we come on the show the other day? When did she give me love? Fusile, in or out. Dude, she said you were awesome the other day. When she came on the Sevant show, you didn't listen. Oh, really? Yeah. Sousa says out.

Damn. I think Rebecca's in. She was like, I love the work Taylor's putting in and all the content he's making. I didn't listen. Oh, really? Yeah. Damn, I think Rebecca's in. She was like, I love the work Taylor's putting in, all the content he's making. I really respect him. That's pretty much verbatim for what she said. Is it really? Yeah. I'll go fuck myself, Rebecca. I think you're making it.

Fuck me, dude. Yeah. We're not leaving her off. Put her back on. No, no, not yet. Not yet. We have a problem coming up. Okay, so, not yet. Not yet. Not yet. We have a problem coming up. Okay. So we'll come back to her.

Shit. So right now we have- She's on that bubble. Right now we have Sydney McElishan. I didn't put her in. Okay. Keep going. Devin Kim.

That's one for me. We can kick Sydney off in a second. Abigail Doman. Yep. Alex Gazan. Yep. Emily Rolfe. Yep. And Rolfe. Yep.

And here we go. Bethany Flores for the number six spot. Oof. It's like the same as last year. It's like if she can definitely make it, if her back holds up, if she stays healthy the whole time. I think she's in.

So for me, that's five. There's nothing that crazy from the floor besides the snatch. Do you want me to take Sidney McAulish off? I do. Yeah. I don't matter, though. Me and Will don't matter.

My votes don't really count. This is just part of the entertainment. If you could call it that. Will's just entertainment value. Purely. I actually Taylor's kind of like Trump. entertainment if you could call it that listen will's just entertainment value purely i actually taylor's kind of like trump rich as fuck super handsome sharp when he's at an old age and anyone that slurps him i like them we are good friends hey mooney tell me someone you don't like this slurps you zip dogs tremendous i like zip dogs oh my god bryson's perseverating someone check on him he's in the back room are you fucking kidding me bryson and you better not be streaming this on a big

computer second down bandwidth you better freeze the video were you all testing shit out earlier while we were on spin shows no No. Okay. Because we lost. I swear, I was like, I know they're streaming shit right now, and we're losing bandwidth. Okay, next. No, bro. Okay, so let me go back. So we don't have Sidney McElish, and we have Devin Kim, Abigail Donut,

Alex Kazan, Emily Rolfe, and Bethany Flores. Yeah, yeah. So we've got five people. How can you choose Bethany? You don't think that some of these front squats and this run front squat thing is going to be. Ooh, she's going to annihilate the row handstand walk. She'll annihilate the box jump over, step down, legless bike workout. I think she'll do really well in the run cleaning.

Dude, I just don't think she does bad in any of it. You think she has a game plan? Um, like she did at Rogue? Remember at Rogue, people were getting upset. I wasn't upset with her. There were workouts she didn't do because they were like, okay, she doesn't need to do this at an off-season competition. And that deadlift ladder was stupid.

People were saying she shouldn't have even gone. I kind of disagreed with that. I was saying she shouldn't have even gone. But either way, you think she's going to try to game this one and just be like, oh, I'm just here to compete, and I don have even gone. I kind of disagreed with that. I was saying she shouldn't have even gone. But either way, you think she's going to try to game this one and just be like, oh, I'm just here to compete, and I don't even care. She's going to get two firsts and four lasts. I have no idea.

It's totally up in the air. But I got you thinking, right? Yeah. Who's her coach? I'm going to stick with Bethany. Oh, she's not making it. Yeah. So take her off the list? Yeah, four. That's four I it. Take her off the list. That's four I got.

There's still hope for you, Sydney. Gabrielle Spenst. No. Carissa Stapp. No. Emily White. Yes. Who the fuck is that?

She was on the bubble last year. Taylor's athlete. She was on the bubble last year. Sentinel. Taylor's bias. But I think she does have a good shot she's a great athlete she has an amazing shot proximity bias is what we call that she won one event and took second in another event last year

okay let me just ask you this simple question let me just ask you this if she wasn't your athlete would you put her on the list? Yes. I would. Eat a dick.

I would put her on the list. Does she know you have a Trump 2024 hat? No. Okay. None of my athletes. I don't talk about any of this stuff with any of my athletes. All right. Huge miss.

It'd be great for biz. That's fine. Stacey. Liram. Liram. L business. That's fine. Stacey? Lerum? No. How many centimeters? Holy shit. No, I hate her because

Go to Greg Glassman's comment. Bryson DeMonte, no, I hate her because CrossFit didn't ding or thrust her workout when she didn't do a single rep at the light bar. Who's he talking about? He's talking about Rebecca Vassellier. But go to – yeah, okay. Never mind.

Never mind. Stop, stop, stop. Okay. Okay. She likes me. We're good. We need a camera and a mic on Bryson in the back room and just, like, beep in with him for, like, five seconds,

let him freak out, and then come back off. GoPro on the camera in the corner. Hannah Erickson. Negative. What do you think about the dog? Oh, 25, 135. She's a pinner. Anyone with a dog profile is out. Ariel, you better not have a dog profile. How come we don't see how tall

she is? No idea. Secret. Ariel Lowen. I know P. That's my sixth person. Yeah, you'll be in. Sorry, are these next two? They're in, dude. Congrats, Ariel.

Morgan Porter. She's in. She's out. Also a Sentinel athlete. She's out. Sorry. We'll say it so Taylor doesn't have to. Oh, I'm saying she's in.

She will shock some. She's more athletic than basically. She is. What about Bill Leahy? I thought he was athletic. Yeah, but Bill Leahy's retarded. Oh. Morgan's not.

Wow. 5'3", 148. She's not too short? No. No. Yeah, she is. Oh, dude. How tall is Rebecca?

Okay, Morgan Porter. Morgan Porter. And what about Kelsey Keel? I think Kelsey's in. Yeah, I think she's in. 33. She's in my eighth spot. Eighth?

Eighth. Between Kelsey Keel and Sidney McElishan, I don't know. And Rebecca Fusile. And Rebecca... No, no. I booted Bethany Flores for Rebecca. I know, but I'm just saying like... Oh.

Oh. Yeah, I think Bethany... No, no. Let me tell you your picks. Let me tell you your picks. You have Morgan Porter. Make counties for. Let me tell you your picks. Let me tell you your picks. You have Morgan, Morgan Porter. Let's make counties for me. Morgan Mortar.

Morgan Porter. Mortar. Emily White. Both, both just home cooking. Kelsey Keel. Devin, Devin Kim. Okay. Yep.

Abigail Domet. Yep. Alex Gazan. Yep. Emily Rolfe. Yep. Ariel Lowen. Yes.

Oh, that's only seven. Yep. So itolfe. Yep. Ariel Lowen. Yes. Oh, that's only seven. Yep. So it's either Keel, Flores, McEllishan, or... Fusile. Fusile. Those four. That's a tougher... Hey, would you say who's more of an oddball athlete,

Kelsey Keel or Rebecca Fusile? Who's more of an outlier athlete? Amongst the field, I would say Rebecca's more of an outlier. Kelsey's size is not as much of an outlier, I would say, as Rebecca's. Right. It's like Colton says, how many guys are his size that go to the games? Right. None.

Right. Same thing with... None. None None. Right. Same thing with. None. None that are natural. Same thing with Becca. Benny Garrard is not even as small as Colton. Or big girls. Yeah, yeah, he is.

Benny's shorter than me. Really? Yeah. Garrard? Yeah. No. Like short, shorter. But he's not shorter than Colton.

Ricky's taller than me. No, Benny. I know, but that's weird no benny's really short brothers ought to be the same height yes they do ricky stole all of benny's testosterone out of the womb okay so so those are those are choices right there we have to pick bethany flores uh rebecca fusile or Kelsey Keel? Rebecca Fusile. Rebecca. Or you could say that Emily White and Morgan Porter

aren't going to make it and we can grab them all. No, I 100% think Emily White and Morgan Porter are making it. Where's Emily White from? Are you going to be coaching them? Are you coaching them? They both are giving their coaches passes to their significant others. They're not making it. Sorry. You're tardy, dude.

That's what Will said last year when we were going to Africa. He's like, dude, I don't think Michelle's going to make it. And we were on the plane. This fucker goes, Who said that? We're on the plane. Yeah, I'm throwing you on the line, bro. We're on the plane flying to Africa. Prove it, bro. Prove it. Dude, this trip is going to suck if Michelle doesn't make it.

Okay, that's different. That's just because he hates flying. That's different. I said, you said, I mean, I'm not even going to get into this. It's like obvious. You go to, it's going to suck if you fly to Africa. Yeah, she did. She did great.

She was awesome. It was exciting. She did awesome. And then she shit the bed at the games. Yeah. Will looks like Egon. I don't know that I would call it shit the bed. I don't think she cared that much.

I think it was, ooh, I got the monkey off my back. I qualified again. You know what I mean? Yeah. Okay. Anyways, let's go to a commercial break. Why are you guys going to have a good exchange? Listen, guys, tomorrow we will be assessing the venue.

We'll be heading over to the venue hey did you upload the new water did you up did you move that what over here do i have to go to the to play the video again i'll just pop i haven't done anything oh okay gross uh let me play this video again those are the best though when they actually do do tomorrow we're popping over to the venue tomorrow we have kill taylor holy fuck dude got to go to bed. Do you? Yeah, don't be a bitch. Hang tight. Hang tight.

We're working. Early in the hour. Hey, you got to get up early, too. How far is that? Yeah, it's 20 minutes away. Tomorrow we'll be heading over to the venue. I don't know what it's called now. It used to be called the StubHub Center.

And then we'll be filming there Friday, Saturday, Sunday, all sorts of live events. And also we have Kill Taylor tomorrow morning. We'll be back in just a minute. Thank you. Are you kidding me? What did this guy do? Someone's going to have to stay up for JR tonight. I'll be sleeping right here. JR asked me to tell you to leave the door unlocked for him.

And I told him I was going to leave my ringer on. So that if he called. Did I send the codes over to the thread? Yeah, you did. I mean, he can just listen to the stream and get it. Time sample. Oh, shit. Alright, guys. Any other questions? Taylor ran to the bathroom. Any other questions

or comments anyone would like to make? We have now made our picks for the showdown that will take place in Carson on Friday, Saturday, Sunday. We will all be there. Don't forget also, Kill Taylor tomorrow morning, 9 a.m. Pacific Standard Time. I'm not sure.

Do we know what gym we're doing it at? Yes. What gym are we doing it at? Los Amigos. Los Amigos CrossFit. Do not show up and watch. It's at Los Amigos CrossFit at 9 a.m. Do not show up to watch. Los Amigos CrossFit at 9am do not show up to watch

Los Amigos CrossFit 9am do not go there hey if you want to show up you can Venmo Will-Brandstetter it's a $5 entry and you'll be in also

Sunday we're going to do the first official semifals press conference we'll be doing a press conference throughout the weekend i'll be handing out my phone number to all the athletes and any athletes that want to come and do the press conference on sunday night it'll be a ufc style we'll parade them onto the show uh 10 or 15 minutes at a time um and they can come on and we can fire questions at them. We'll have all star-casted characters. I'll invite all the media who want to be on the show, could come on the show and ask questions

and then I'll take questions from the audience too. So hopefully we can get at least one person who wants to do that and I think we will. But it's about time. I stole this idea from Pedro. It's a great idea. I was making fun of him before last week and then this week I was driving down.

You just ripped him off? Yeah, I'm like, hey, we need a press conference. Sunday night after the event, an hour after the event, I'll invite all 10 females and 10 males to come on the show in 10 or 15-minute increments, and we can have the first, you know, start professionalizing the sport. I love to professionalize the sport.

It's one of my passions in life. I don't want to say which podcast i was uh watching the other day but i watched three of them in a row over from a three-year period of their shows and every single show was fucking harping on professionalizing the sport i had does the seven podcast ever talk about professionalizing the sport i hope it's not more than once usually in jokes okay good like it doesn't seem like the kind of thing you should talk about. Hey, do you guys know how to professionalize the sport? How are you fucking exciting to watch, you stupid, hiding under a rock, Patrick the Starfish pussies in the sport?

Wow. Oh, guys, professionalize, guys. Well, make content that people want to fucking watch, you stupid idiots. Good grief. I don't know what else to say i'm sorry dude sorry we'll be live at 9 a.m uh taylor uh will anyone i i think that you've chosen the workout will be released at 8 30 i think you've chosen stuff that's going to make it impossible for not only people to beat you, but to even enter tomorrow. That's not true. There's a skier.

Listen, listen, listen, listen. There's a skier in Savant things that no one's going to even try. I mean. People have skiers. Did Matthew have a skier? Matthew had a skier. I'm sure, dude. He could have turned his lawnmower upside down and pulled on the

fricking starter cord. And we would have counted that. That'd be sick. All right. Andrew Hiller, Taylor's Trump hat professionalizes the sport. It honestly does. Let's just get some people to watch the sport before we talk about

professionalizing it. Here's the thing. I just sold probably 100 of those hats wearing it all day. Hey, did you see the picture I took with the Love is Blind chick? No. Do you know the show? No. Okay. It's a famous show on Netflix. The last season was in Charlotte. One of the girls know the show no okay there's a famous show on netflix uh the last season was in charlotte one of the girls on the show uh crazy is it is it in my thread it's in my story one of the girls

on the show is a flight attendant she was me and bryson's flight attendant today no yeah i was confused about the picture because you called her megan. Wait a second. On the show, she calls herself. She's like... Wait, why is she a flight attendant if she's also a professional actress? It's not a professional actress. It's a reality show. It's a reality TV show.

It's kind of like how... Does she get recognized a lot? Oh, dude, she's probably got $500,000. At least. Wow. Wow. It's kind of like CrossFit. You need another job.

That should be the slogan for the games did you send god all right thank you everyone i don't want to leave you guys be stuck with these guys but we're gonna have a farting competition now right over there just cold scooping protein powder. Yeah. Colostrum. Hey, should I be taking that? Yeah. Should be taking something. Okay. Talk to you guys later. See you in the morning.

Bye bye. Adios.