The Sevan Podcast - Who is Competing in 2025 (Europe) | CrossFit Games Update Show

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

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News 53 I Bet Taylor could probably get close to 11 rounds 20 cal all bike Echo bike for you and 20 American kettlebell swing with a 53 20 minutes 20 minutes. Yeah, you 11 rounds. I Could definitely do 10 I think I could probably do 11 Holding holding 400 watts would be the tough part, but I think I could probably do 11. Holding 400 watts would be the tough part, but I think I could do it. You don't think doing 220 kettlebell swings would be the hard part?

Not for me. Why do you look at watts? I look at RPMs. Why do you look at watts? I don't know why, that's a good question. What do you look at, Hiller? I like watts because if you divide it by 20, it gives you your calories per minute.

Do you know that? So if you hold onto 400 watts,, it's 20 cows a minute. Oh, I didn't know Good the metaphor I'm gonna use is like The federal government talking to Zuckerberg about censoring people that's how I'm gonna talk about O'Keefe. Oh We're live by the way, too. That's and that'm gonna talk about O'Keefe. Oh, we're live by the way too. And that's a good metaphor. No we're not. You know Kuckerberg is backing Kamala. No he's not. That's my president.

No he's not. Hey dude, the censorship is full steam fucking ahead. Have you been watching James O'Keefe? The censorship is full steam ahead right now that documentary is insane Oh, I haven't seen it yet. Is it insane dude line in the sand is the most fucking insane documentary, dude It's crazy. He rides the fucking train with them. You got we got to go live. We got to talk about this We are we are like, oh You were gonna compare we'll get to you going to compare James O'Keefe or

Matt O'Keefe to Mark Zuckerberg? No, no, no, I was going to compare Matt O'Keefe to Joe Biden's Department of Justice and Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook are kind of like the podcast. Kuckerberg. But I don't want to start there. What I want to start with is in this movie line in the sand it's about Basically, it follows illegal immigration from several perspectives The first perspective it follows it through is he goes to southern Mexico

Gets on a fucking train With all these illegal immigrants most of which aren't even from Mexico like Guatemala and Duras fucking Turkey. And he rides this fucking train all the way up. They cross the border. Another perspective is they stay on the southern border and watch people like pass and like he has hidden he gets he sees where these cartels have started to cut into the fence plants a hidden fucking microphone

and listens to their whole conversation while they're cutting through this fence and while he catches them doing it. The guys is with her like, dude, James, you need to chill, you're gonna get shot. And another perspective is through NGOs who help and foster and sponsor illegal migrants once they're into the United States and house them and the other perspective is kids that are getting trafficked.

But anyways, one of the craziest parts was at the beginning of the movie, when he's like boarding this train with all these people, he walks through the line, he's asking all these migrants where they're going. He's like, where are you going? This guy's like, Texas. He's like, where are you going? San Francisco's like Texas. He's a where you going San Francisco And then he goes where you going to like three people in a row and they're like darlin North Carolina and I'm like, what the fuck Why are three of the five coming to Charlotte bro? It's crazy

Just freaked me out I Was I was watching some crazy shit today to different podcast Caleb. Caleb, what do you look at? Watts or RPMs? Neither? I don't know. I look at the fucking ground, dude. He looks at the back of his eyelids, dude. Yeah, I close my eyes and just wait till somebody tells me to get off the bike. The question is, there's so much drama in the LBC. LBC? Long Beach, California, Snoop Dogg Line, so much drama in the LBC. It's hard being Snoop, DOGG.

This year's games, a lot of tissue paper, a lot of cry babies, a lot of crying, a lot of broken hearts, broken souls, a lot of unhappy people, a lot of happy people. I wonder which vendor made the most money. Probably Ice Barrel. No way. Probably fucking Goruck dude. A $30 backpack cost 450 bucks. No one bought any.

Bryson did. Hey. Yeah, Plead. Bryson did. Hey, uh, Andrew, um, yeah, tonight you're going to make a lot of predictions. We're going to make a lot of predictions tonight. Yeah. But I don't think people realize how good you are at predictions. I'd like to ask you to, who's going to win the presidency this year? Donald Trump.

Okay. And then another thing I'd like you to look into your crystal ball. Does Jesus have any children that no one knows about? Who like a bastard son or a whore child? No. Whoa, how about just a kid that no one knows about? Why does it have to be that? Because that's what they called kids that no one knew about back in the day, bastards

or whatever. I guess I don't understand the question. Do you think this supposedly the Son of God from my understanding? Is that he never fornicated? Jesus isn't God though from what I understand Okay, the Son of God Jesus either but did he do you think he had any kids? God I know yeah, Jesus did Jesus have any kids while he was here I know yeah, Jesus did Jesus have any kids while he was here

No, no, no kids. You know, you don't think he ever ejaculated in a girl and his sperm ed an egg No, all right. Okay. Fine. All right. So there you go. And those are just two Fuck me up on that, but I don't think so. I hate to be this guy But I feel like Jesus fucked hella girls me too. I thought there was a huge gap, right? Didn't he just go around and fuck? That'd be a sick movie. Wow. Oh, John Young. Jesus is God.

Well, there you go. What God definitely gets major P. Do you know how many girls on Instagram's bio is in love with Jesus? Mm hmm. Is that the Holy Spirit thing? The Holy Spirit is also God. so is God God is Jesus Jesus Is God they're all God We had a friend who was like they called it like

Married into the sisterhood and so when I was younger I asked my ass like you when you come become a nun or whatever and I asked my mom I was like well, isn't that like a a nun or whatever. And I asked my mom, I was like, well, isn't that like a polygamy or something? Like, isn't that a, isn't that a sin? You're a polygamist. And my mom didn't like that answer. She, she didn't really have an explanation for me. See, everyone says, yeah, boom, I know it. I know my, I know my faith. These, someone asked about these glasses. Um, you can't have these glasses. You can't get these. These are Louis Vuitton prescription glasses.

Uh, they're one off. I used to have a sunglass guy. He died of cancer. Okay. I told Taylor this before we started Allegra, but I told Taylor before we started that I thought he was a seven for the longest time and now I think he's like A nine point two. I never realized how good Taylor's mustache made him look until now. No, she's She's saying I'm like a four and I was like a five and a half of four. Oh, no the mustache wrecked you

That should be the first poll does Taylor is Taylor more or less attractive Hey, I swear to you somewhere deep down inside of my fucking heart cave, the one or two times I've shaved my complete cock and balls. I had the same response that I had when I saw Taylor. Whatever that response is like, nice. Yeah. Well, no, just like, whoa, that's weird. I'm probably not. Wow. It looks way bigger. No, just like weird. Wow. That's nice. Yeah, well no, just like, whoa, that's weird. I'm probably not gonna say. Whoa, it looks way bigger. No, just like weird.

Wow, that's weird. Oh, wait. Whenever I shave, I think, whoa, I've got a hog. Way less attractive. Wow. Okay, standy Randy. Good thing you're a fat dude on your fucking beanbag sharing Cheetos. I don't care what you think.

What does Lizzie think? Lizzie like it. Can we get a poll, Caleb? Yeah. More fuckable with or without the stash? Fuck you guys. Alright. God damn, meat and fruit.

Is that what it sounds like when you eat meat and fruit, Hiller? Yeah, yes. For like the first 50 days or so, and then it hardens up again. Everyone from Africa, can we just skip Africa and Asia? Yeah. Okay, well, we'll start, let's start at Europe. And we'll start at the bottom here. Tell me if there's, if Victor, Luis, Fabian, I'm gonna start like, Enrico Zinoni, will he try to go to the games next year?

100%. Okay, Georges Caravaz. Yeah, he'll try. Alexis Koutoulis. Alex. Alex. Yeah, he's in. Yeah, he'll try, he's a perennial trier.

Bronislaw Olenkovich. I don't know, he's in. Yeah, he'll try. He's a perennial trier. Bronislaw Olenkovich. I don't know. He's getting old. Oh. He'll definitely try Masters. Yeah, he'll try something. He'll be a triest if he qualifies. Guillaume Bront. Really? Even though he's a fellow, he's not going to have any PFA issues? Wait, is he a PFA guy? I don't know. I just know he's a good, he doesn't, he's not going to have any PFA issues. Wait, is he a PFA guy?

I don't know. I just know he's a good swimmer. Fabian Benito. He's good. He's in. Colin Bouchard. Yeah, he just barely missed out. He's probably fired up.

Yonakowski. Yeah, I think he tries to. No protest from him. Big trier. Okay, big trier. Luca Van Jaak. No protest from him. Big trier. Okay. Big trier. Uh, Luca Von, Von Jacques. He was like a top, the leaderboard for a while in Europe after like the first two workouts. He was definitely top three for a while. So I say yes. Oh, oldest open X. He's going to go. Oh yeah. Okay. More. It's fee big.

I'm a questionable on him. Because he was protesting. He got yelled out, yeah. I gave him like a seven. 10 is like try for sure, he's like a seven. I really like him, have you guys met him? No. Who, Moritz?

Moritz, yeah, he's charming. Let's see how old Moritz is. He's uh... 29. Hey, does he do other competitions? Like does he do whatever that one is in the desert that's going on right now? Dubai? Yeah. Fuck that. I think he finished second in the qualifier or something. So he's going to that. I might be wrong about that but I'm going to double check in a second. I think you're right because Luca Luca made it. Was the winner.

What do you think, Hilar? You say... I gave him a seven. What do you think, Taylor? Oh, if he competes or not, yeah one to ten, mm-hmm you finished third I'd say I'd say 50 50 to five Moritz just did German throwdown and is doing Belgrade games. Okay. Well, that doesn't mean shit He could just he could decide to just only do offseason competitions and not do I

know but it changed my opinion because I was going to say that he's using he'll just use it as an excuse to stop competing and just do bodybuilding but I'm going to say it's a 10. I'm only giving one I'm only giving ones and tens I think. Oh me personally I'm just saying me personally. You're binary. Come on bro being binary is dumb it's not all the rage these days get interesting Caleb Clements for sure No, he's he's more like a four. Are you fucking kidding me? He don't every light food Do you think he cares I think he found Clemens

Yeah, did he even qual oh he did qualify. Yeah, what did he do? He's on Yola Kai's buddy He didn't do a fucking thing cuz I don't remember him at all He gave him he had like that serial killer look in the Dave Castro video series. I Don't remember him at all. I don't even know what he looks like hair Yeah, he's on Yola Kai's buddy He was like's on Yola. Kai's buddy. He was like with on Yola. Kai, like it looks like he belongs at a British soccer team.

Ain't all a guy looks like one of the guys who fucking kidnapped the girl from taken. I don't know how on yoles not in the movies, John Young, you think what do you think more it's five weeks chance are for competing at the games next year? I don't mean like whether he qualifies, but whether he just makes an attempt. I think he'll compete. You think he'll compete. think he'll compete i have so much gas right now there he is oh my god that's crazy i hope he doesn't compete why

why wouldn't you think he's gonna compete this guy crazy eyebrows dude look at those things they're like insects that doesn't have anything to do with what? I know it doesn't I'm saying I hope he doesn't do isn't it crazy Look at look where John Young's eyes are in his head and then like he has a little space outside of his eyes Kailum's I Kailum's eyes actually sit right on the edge of his eyes are like he looks like sloth from Talking about Sid His name is sloth from ice age. You know what I'm talking about? Sid. I don't think his name is Sloth. From ice age? Yeah, Sid the Sloth. Look that up Caleb. Pull him up. He's got the same fucking eyebrows too. Oh jeez. Oh shit. John, man, you must be in a bad spot cuz this is some funny shit

I'm fine. I'm here. All right I'm sick too, man Okay, I'm giving what? Why why only a four though? You think he's got some issues with Lazar's death and the way it was handled? perhaps Okay, uh Harry Harry Lightfoot John I He's got some issues with the Lazar's death and the way it was handled. Perhaps. Okay. Fine. Uh, Harry, Harry Lightfoot, John. I think he competes.

Harry fucking Lightfoot. Yeah. Uh, Björgvin Carl Goodman's in Hiller. Uh, he's in. He might retire. Yeah. I think BKG's road hard and put up wet. No, listen, listen, he's for sure gonna go, cause he wanted to have the most in a row.

And someone else got 10 this year with him, and he's fucking, he's like, fuck that, I'm getting 11 then. Who got 10 with him this year? Noah Olsen got 10. I know he didn't go with him, but he got 10 around, Cole Sager? Got 11. Yeah, Björkvin's going one more time. One trip around the track BKG retired bro. He's done No Victor Hoffer definitely in yeah, I mean he didn't compete this year Okay, so oh, did you guys see what happened before we go to Luca? Did you guys see what happened?

Can we pull up that track and field event article? guys see what happened? Can we pull up that track and field event article? Two dudes died in the world, the triathlon fucking world championships. Did you guys see that? Victor Hoffer might be my favorite current male crossfitter. Wow. I fuck with Victor a lot. Hey, look at your favorite. Will Lahey. Will's a pussy. The big question mark that I have about Victor Hoffer is he is an HWPO athlete. But the thing is, Hey, hold up. No one's an HWP. What do you mean, Hiller? What do you mean, Taylor?

What do you mean? No one's an HWPO athlete. I'm just curious. Like Chris Ibarra is a HWPO athlete. So what you're saying is, is Brooke Wells and Jason Hopper are coached by JRPO. So what you're saying is, is Brooke Wells and Jason Hopper coached by JRPO. No, Chris Ibarra is coached by J HPO. J and Victor Hoffer is coached by SFPO. Steven Fawcett PO is coached by HP PO.

Harry. Even Fawcett work for, um, Matt Fraser. Yeah. why is the exerciser covering up my fucking dome piece bros? Pissing me off, I gotta get down on you. So, I mean I agree bro, but that's the big fucking question mark. Does HWPO choose athletes up and he spits them out? Fawcett, does Fawcett work for... Yeah, he runs their protrac apparently. Or then that's HWPO.

JR and Jacob Hebner do not work for. Yeah. He runs their pro track apparently. Or that's a WPO. Jr and Jacob Hebner do not work for HWPO. But neither did Stu faucet. He ran JST compete for like however many years. And then HMPO bought him off. Pat Pat. Just like, yeah, Pat. Villanar is an HLPO.

M. Michelle, it's all. Imagine a league where everyone's like, Oh yeah, we're going to get Patrick my homes, we're just going to throw 300 million at him. He'll come here. Wait, he, he, it's just like the wild west right now in CrossFit. What are you, what are you saying? You're saying like, if you pay someone enough, they'll come train in your camp.

Yeah. There seems that way. It sure seems that way. And, uh, what's frustrating to me about HWPO is then there's a lot of great people there, like, uh, Marcone Marcone. Love the guy. Great coach actually. Um, super smart.

I only think positive things about them. Um, but the thing about HWPO is the whole thing is built on Matt's success and Oh, you're getting Matt's that's Matt's what know what you're getting from Matt. Yeah. That's the second time his shit's froze tonight. Maybe we should just kick him off. I think O'Keefe didn't pay his internet. Jeez. it's froze tonight. Maybe we should just kick him off. I think O'Keefe didn't pay his internet. Jeez, the way he said a nuclear warhead.

Okay. Let me, let me read. I want to read this track and field thing to you guys real quick. This happened over at the triathlon world championships. I'll hold that thought, Taylor. I got fucked up. Two athletes say triathlon world championships. Two athletes have died while competing

in an age group sprint event Keep going down. There's some great quotes from this Roger Moss died at 75 and counting difficulties during the swim portion. What the fuck does that mean near the finish man? They should have done this the swim second dude. They should have done the second And then and then another guy died He was near the oh wait, he was near the finish line. Crazy. That's weird. I mean, athletes die in sports.

According to Brandon Schaffel, a professional triathlete coach at the event, I just want to say World Triathlon, that was some of the worst lifeguarding, worst awareness, worst communication I've ever seen at an event. They had two dudes die at the same event. Hey, and here's the thing. This is the thing that everyone says at every drowning. Every drowning says this.

Everyone on shore saw it. Everyone was yelling for somebody to go there. The kayaker completely oblivious paddled away. Dude, kids drown in pools with fucking people surrounded all around them. That's how drowning happens. Sometimes that's why they drowned. The worst communication I've seen at an event. Keep going a little bit. Let's see the video. Fucking damn.

At least we had video. Imagine saying that as an all-encompassing statement. And then like there's also the cross-fade world. Yeah. Let me hear what this guy has to say. Can you imagine saying that as an all-encompassing statement? And then like, there's also the CrossFit world. Yeah. Let me hear what this guy has to say. Can we play? Absolutely furious. We should not be losing athletes to poor awareness.

What should you be losing them to? He's got a skinny neck. You fucking- I got a conspiracy theory. What? The people at Berkshire hired these people to murder these swimmers. Wow. Mm hmm. I heard Fire Dave that he was running day was actually running this event. I heard that too. I think you told me though Let's have a number start

Is my connection any better? I can't even see you No I can't even see you No Stop, are you serious? No, I see you. I had to go to my hotspot. My Wi-Fi is being fucking retarded Anyway, big event 5500 fucking athletes. They did the swim first The water was 225 degrees Two guys died the lifeguard was right next to him dude 225 I don't know I just made that up I don't know who the water was nor do I give a fuck I don't believe in coincidence I know he's shaped weird he looks like you okay let's play yep all

right from the sprint distance we kept Alexis later, but I just want to say a world triathlon, that was some of the worst lifeguarding, the worst awareness, the worst communication I've ever seen at an event ever. Local triathlons on up, I can barely talk about it, but there was an older man that was clearly signaling for help a few hundred yards out from the finish. Everyone on shore saw it. Everyone was yelling for somebody to go there. Kayaker, completely oblivious, pedaling away. Just gear, nowhere in the vicinity, just kind of working their way up.

After 20 minutes of chest compressions, I left. But, the worst crew I've ever seen work in the water, you should absolutely ashamed yourself. Something needs to change. People should not be dying at Triathlon. Wow, something needs to change. Dang, that felt like I was going to die.

Are you the PFAA will get hired to work this event. Yes. I don't think so. Me neither. So two athletes. Would it be the PTAA, the professional triathlete? I know this is going to be a hot take, but do you know what people die from in triathlons if you look at the Wiki page?

Erections. Close. Heart attack? Yup. How is that close? people die from in triathlons if you look at the wiki page? Erections. Close. Heart attack? Yep. How is that close? Because Viagra was a heart medication and then they found out as a side effect

it gave you a heart on and now it's Viagra. Cardiac events. They were both vaxed, of course they were. Where was the event? Do we know where the event took place Spain? Yeah, well, there you go. Hundred percent. Hey, just so you know boiling water is 212 So it was 13 degrees over boiling boiling. Yeah, and they were swimming in it Wow

heroes He blew they even got in that oh my god Okay back to, uh, very passionate about this. It's so hot. HWPO and O'Keefe dodged the bullet tonight. He was, he was locked and loaded. Okay. Uh, Luca, Luca Jukic. Were we wondering what did I never, I wasn't even sure if Luca would ever compete again. And here he is. locked and loaded. Okay. Uh, Luca, Luca Jukic. I, were we wondering what did I

never, I wasn't even sure if Luca would ever compete again. And here he is in Dubai. You think he's going to make a run for the games? You want a qualifier? That's tough. I'm going to say no, he doesn't do the games. I'm going to say no as well. Why? Why don't you think he'll buy? What do you think you will? 10 out of 10, a hundred percent.

I think he, I think he actively wanted everybody to not do the games. Really? Yeah. Where did he actually say that? Did he weigh in on that? Hey guys, people don't, I don't think that's true at all. I mean, I don't, I don't think that's true at all I mean I don't I don't think you like say um I never said that CrossFit is the worst thing in the world and and the messages

that he was saying and I mean he told all the Europeans exactly I mean what his interpretation of his conversation with Castro and a lot of them chose not to compete because of that conversation, because of what he said. Yeah, but it's not because he said he wasn't or didn't want them to. It's because of how everyone interpreted what was being done. And they felt like they were being misguided. Does he not, is he not a pillar in that? Well, what you said is that he didn't want people to compete, but he did not say that.

I mean, that's fair. That's fair. But John, you do bring up a good point. He did say, my brother loved a sport that didn't love him back. And that's just basically crazy talk, because everyone who works at McDonald's, I hate to say it, McDonald's doesn't love you back. Everyone who works at CrossFit HQ say McDonald's, doesn't love you back. Everyone who works at CrossFit HQ, CrossFit HQ doesn't love you back.

There's very few places outside of the Sevon podcast where you can work, and I'll love you back. You know what I mean? I mean, it doesn't even... It's a really dramatic statement he made, and I'm guessing he's going to walk it back, and he's 100% going to compete. I don't think he'll walk it back. I don't mean, and Hilar, you're right.

I don't mean to put words in his mouth, but I think he said something along the lines of, I don't give a fuck what you do. Nothing's going to bring him back. And yeah, yeah. Castro is saying in that write up saying something along the lines of he gave his mind up to you anyway. And then what Dave Castro is on video saying is that the blessing was given and that's why people are competing

because they're like, wait a minute. We heard that he doesn't give a fuck. Not right, right. Okay, I'm willing to bet if Castro's still there, he doesn't compete. Fuck you. Oh, Gora. David Gora. Here's $2 to fund better Wi Fi for 10. Thank you. Just reset it. You shaved your shit and it's all like, Hey, you think Luca competes at the games? I think for sure he competes. Here's what here's what I think.

Just not compete, dude. Yes, he does not come. My brother and I always had a dream to fucking go to the CrossFit Games and win and be one and two. We didn't care the order that we would win in, we place in, and I'm going to fulfill that dream. And I'm going to use it to fulfill my training and my discipline. And I'm going to be singular focused on this. And I'm going to go back and I'm going to win. I'm going to back and I'm gonna win I'm gonna make a

statement I mean can we check the poll what was the first poll is John gay or not what was the first poll there's only one person that could convince Luca is Taylor more fuckable with the stash without the stash 70 30 Wow My and all 70% are fucking men 30 percent are women All right, three out of a hundred women time for a new poll Is Luca gonna make a run for the games?

John you think he's gonna make a run for the games? John, you think he's gonna make a run for the games? I'm gonna say no. You don't think that was convincing what I said? No. You don't think he realized that he has no other skills in his life and he needs to actually have a job like CrossFit, because that's all he can do? I think he'll do every competition that's not the games.

Hey John Young, stop texting and pay attention. Like he, I'm texting the group. Like he, but I got you, I got you, that's fair. How about attention like he I'm texting the group like he but I got you I got you. That's fair. How about you? Thanks in the group? You can't Taylor just want to say that for once I Think he'll do every competition that's not the games like he has most years most years He's made more money than a lot of games athletes because he does a whole bunch of European competitions I think he'll continue to do that Do you think he'll do do you think so you think he'll stay away from anything that's affiliated with HQ?

Yeah, no you guys are out of your mind Caleb, what do you think I? Think he'll do it just waiting till each you get all these can't just keep going to all these home gym I think he'll do it. Just wait until HQ gets all these. Can't just keep going to all these home gym. You can't just keep going to all these local affiliates and taking one grand at a time every weekend. Okay. Let me ask you this.

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? And he could probably take a lot of money at water. Palooza too.

Absolutely. Let me just ask this. Why, why don't you think, uh, Hiller, why don't you think he'll do the games? Emotion. Okay. Go. Um, the fuck do you know about emotion? He's poor. He's Serbian.

Dude, every cross the games athlete is poor. Are you kidding me? That's also a fact and a half. They're not poor anymore. They got 800 and they're going to get another 800 more. 800 what? It's kind of like that saying is like if everyone's jumping off a bridge would you do it too? It's like everyone else in the crossfit community who said all this stuff

And it's like well. I'm not jumping off that bridge. She's like I'm gonna say what I was gonna say I'm not gonna do the CrossFit games. I'm out. I Mean if anyone has that reason to do so I think it would be that dude. I don't even think he'll make a statement It's just like how likely are you to convince sporty Beth that she needs to stop eating sugar? has that reason to do so, I think it would be that dude. I don't even think he'll make a statement. It's just like, how likely are you to convince Sporty Beth that she needs to stop eating sugar? Like, you're not very likely. It's just like the way they look at it.

And he thinks that CrossFit had something to do, if not everything to do with the death of his brother. And I don't think he's gonna change his mind on that. But why would that stop? So let's say they did have something to do with his death. Why would that stop him from competing there? I think that that would fuel him to compete there. I Don't know if you were convinced that the United States had something to do with hurting one of your kids Would you want wouldn't you want to leave it or fight against it? You wouldn't like say go USA

I don't know think about parents that played football or not Their kids play football because football makes you fully retarded. Yeah Well, and that happens all the fucking time, bro Those parents are hypocrites John they know what they're putting them into John. Why don't you think he'll do the I? Know I equal I equal Hiller sentiment completely. I I think he hit it dead on the money 100% and also He is one of the athletes that does every European competition that does a whole lot of Competitions in the offseason and he makes a lot of money from those competitions. I bet he makes more than the top eight

Cross like the eighth place CrossFit Games winner wrong. Look at this is crazy the eighth place CrossFit Games winner. Wrong. Look at this is crazy. The eighth place CrossFit Games winner. What's the prize money for eighth place, but the eighth place CrossFit Games winner on their prize winnings and their sponsorships. Who took eight at the game? Now I'm not saying sponsorships. Well, let's let, let's look, that's a great example. That's a huge correlation. If you're top 10 of the games, you get massive sponsors. That's like a big perk of being right. I'm just talking prize money. I can't,

I don't know who like, you know, most gotta be like 50K Instagram. I bet he makes more than 50K on his competitions throughout the season. Hey, and he's going to, now that his brother's gone, he'll take a lot more first places. Caleb, did you find, okay. Hey, it's just our Jairus guy. Caleb, did you find, okay. Hey, it's just our Jairus guy.

I'm pretty sure that he made 26k last year competing. Who? Luca. Luca. And another $4,000 from sponsors. I made fucking nine in two months. Hey, he made $800,000 on the GoFundMe. That's true.

Hey, this is a crazy question Word this go fuck me. Oh, here we go. If Luca had continued the games this year Would everyone who beat him be an asshole? No No, I think so no way dude, are you know, let your little brother win at anything just because they're fucking little Yeah, not because he's little because his brother died bro Totally different. Oh your brother died. I don't I don't think you I don't think you like I borrow stare him down when you beat him, but uh, I don't think you're an a-hole Can you imagine that Taylor Can you imagine that Taylor?

Just everyone not crossing the finish line and letting Luca win. No, that would be the worst. Taylor's fully retarded. I wouldn't want that either. Yeah. Nice try. I fucking have alopecia. You piece of shit. Uh, well, Luca make a run for the 2025 CrossFit games.

Let me ask you this. What if, what if, what if Dave's not involved, then do you think he will? Dave's involved. So he's, I don't, dude, I don't know. I say yes. I think if Dave is not involved, he would. Here's the crazy thing for these retarded athletes is if Dave's not involved, the whole competition you're doing loses all of its credibility. It's going to be way fucking safer. It's going to be 10 times dumber.

Um, I don't, I don't, I don't, I think it's been on pause because Bosley, it'll be no safe. I think boss has a good job, man. I think you guys, I want Dave to be there. I want Dave to be there, but I think boss is a good job, but I don't think. Here's the thing, dude. If Dave isn't there this year, I think it's a lot more than just Dave. Like if they find cause to remove Dave from the competition from this incident, it would shock the fuck out of me if they didn't find 10

times more cause to remove 20 other people. All of whom already removed 20 other people. Like I'm saying who else is there to remove? Oh, just years just so there's so many people to remove right now Hey, let me ask you this. I'm saying new people verse old people There are a lot of old people they could remove and would fuck everything let me ask you guys this Do you think there's any blowback on Luca if he does do the games? No, no, you don't think I don't think Lucas If he does do the games No, no, you don't think I don't think Lucas

Laura Horvath will be like what the fuck's he doing? You don't think Come and sell out. I think Luca could endorse Israel and no one would fucking say a bad thing about him What's wrong with Israel? He could march down the street in a fucking Trump hat. No one would say anything about him I'm just saying like hey if you're Luca and you're like, ah fucking pro Israel You know all all the guys in that side of the world are probably like fucking hating him whereas I Don't think Serbia is anti Israel That wasn't the point. It was just like people freak out if you're pro is right now. It's like Checking your

pro is real right now. It's like, he's back checking your, uh, that was the point. Uh, Luca could kick puppies daily. Luca could fucking commit a triple homicide and no one would be fucking mad at him. That's how stupid half of the woke mob that was in our comment sections during those YouTube videos is. Okay. So, uh, I'm very concerned that I'm not on the same page with Hiller's this because Hiller is saying that Trump's going to win. But I also know that Luca is going to make a run for the game. So you know what I think is going to happen?

Yeah. He told me that. They'll fuck off. Tyler Tyler is Luca. Do you think Luca Tyler, do you think Luca, Tyler Watkins from he won app. Tyler, do you think Luca tries to make a run for the games? the- I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I think Luca Todd Watkins from he won at the time do you think- Luca tries to make a run

for the games. I would hope so what was that what did you just put in your mouth bro. My two. Some little nicotine there's three bald dudes down there from teeny weeny teen for every show he takes a handful of his wife's pubic hair and stuff Your god that's labia sheddings

Yeah, I do but do you think he will though Tyler I think he will the rest of the boys think he won't I Mean, that's the winners. That's the winners choice. I think I don't think I mean, yeah, like your brother died. Choice fucking get back on the horse. Thank you. Thoughts Hiller. Is it the winner's choice outside of I know you said you don't think he's going to. But do you think it is? Would you think he should?

And he's talking about just the games, not like water. We lose or like anything or Dubai. Like he's talking about the game. We always see him in wherever the games are going to be back in Carson or wherever the fuck they're going to go next year. Water like anything or to buy like he's talking about In wherever the games are gonna be back in Carson or wherever the fuck they're gonna go next year I mean if he qualifies, yeah, he'll go back to the games. I think he'll enter this So you don't think he's even gonna do the open or the quarterfinal no, I don't think so either But like I said, if you're watching a Rocky movie, the dude competes. There's no version of a Rocky movie or anything worth watching or it's like, no.

Yeah, but it's the winner. It's the winner. It's the fighter, right? Yeah, and he just goes and wins the crossfig games. I don't care why he enters, but it's more compelling if he enters and wins. If anything, to give his middle finger to Castro. I don't care.

That'd be the way to do it. If he, if he, I mean, but okay, if you go there and get 20th place, is that the same because that's what would happen. You think Luke would get 20th? That's where he'd be around. Yeah. I don't think he'd be top 15, but he would never win the games. No, I mean, he would write off. You would need to get fitter to do that. Why are

all the balls? I mean, top 15. Yeah, dude. 100% Caleb, you got to shave your head and your mind. Who's the leaderboard? Caleb's beating him. Who's being 11? I mean, okay, we got to count all the dropouts. John's correct on this one He would finish like 15th to 25th and 15th is generous so I think Samuel Cornway with the full games would beat him. I think Jeff would beat him I think if there's two to three strength events, he would beat him You think Sam Cornway is beating Luca Dukic? No fucking way bro. Yes I do. Absolutely.

What? Hey dude he's the best. Travis Mayer, Henry Kapilainen, Yellow Host 8, none of those slap dicks are beating him. Oh you're trying to question this past year who you think would have beat, well first of all this entire leaderboard is inaccurate so never mind. But listen, listen. Want me to go back to 2023? Yeah let's go back to 2023. Let's go back to 2023.

Luca can't even beat Bailey Martin. I think he could beat Bailey Martin, but no, unless he's getting significantly better. This is 2023 Adler, Vel, let I'll go through these. Who do you tell someone just speak up when you think Luca will be one of these guys Adler Velner Roman Brent Dallin Yona Chandler He'll be Chandler Jay Crouch. No way Lazar Jukic. Look at that. His brother finished ninth that year, dude His brother finished ninth every year. Okay, where Bailey is Superior yellow host of Björkman and his brother was significantly better than him

Björkman Carl Goodman's and Bailey Martin Justin Maderas Wilmore ad Samuel quant no Olsen Spencer panchic Colton Mertens Nick Matthew you think I think he could beat Nick Matthew. Yeah, that's about where I was gonna put him You think you think Luca could be Colton Mertens? No. No, I don't especially Why? Look, that's 19th place. Okay, listen fuck twats. Look who's in 19th, dude He can't beat half a line finished at crash crucible this year. This is two years at last Fucking leaderboard if it's two years old Yeah

We're gonna use this leaderboard, then we can actually use it. And here's to say, I would beat the fuck outta Nick Matthew. I just pre-empt all over his name. Would you beat the F out of Colton Mertens? Cause that's who's next. I would beat him in this year. Hey, fuckface. Could you beat Luca Juppes?

How many points? Look at the points difference between Colton Matthew. Oldis, your boy Moritz, your fabled god, Samuel Conroyer. And I just fucking spat semen all over Nick Matthew oldest your boy Moritz, your fabled God, Samuel Korn, why a fat semen all over the CrossFit Games champ. Twenty fifth. By the way, I've been thinking this movie should blast here and compete. I think that they would publicly ban him for testing, but I think he should. If I was him, I would get juice to the gills and man. That's a good idea

That's wonderful. That's a wonderful to think about. Yeah, I'd be like, well, we're not gonna Drive oh, yeah They'll test them. But I do think he should get I think he should figure out a protocol and get around it. I got a guy The tears that were the tear that we're currently in with this leaderboard, that's the tier that Luca's in. Luca took 34th in 2023. 34th. He beat Guy and Jeffrey Adler in 2009. Yeah, but wasn't he hard or something that year?

He didn't beat Jeff. Sorry, 2024, he beat Guy and Jeff. This is the first year he qualified. They both withdrew. Yeah. No, Luca made it in 2019. I don't think, I think Luca's like about Brandon Luckett. I think he's better than Brandon Luckett.

But I don't, but like that tier that we're in, the more it's Phoebe tier, I think that's where he's at. Brandon Luckett would never be able to win do by qualifier Mr.. Young blasting Taylor self, but you didn't make it Taylor and neither will Luca. Oh, hey, let's stop He's just he's lost in the sauce again Gone he's froze again areas he came back you buy Look at Susan move the dick pump. I'm gonna fucking murder Spectrum right now.

Excuse me? I thought you were gonna say Larry Young. And I was like, no you're not. Is the poll still up, Caleb? Yeah. Let's just see. Susan should move that logo just once every couple minutes. Just put it in different places.

It's like where's Waldo? The gap has shrunk. It was like 80-20 and now it's down to 66. Well, that's too bad that more people don't see the truth. We'll see. We're going to see. That'll be fun. Okay. Where, where was, uh, where were we? Um, 2024 semi finals, uh, Europe. There you go, Tyler. Don't make me put the dead pump on your face.

Please do it. We're welcome. Yeah, okay, I know the Chi doing it yeah Hapalainen yeah Yela yeah Lazar. No, no, okay and then to the And then to the women And then to the and then to the women. Let's see, let's see. We'll start with Lucy, Lucy McGonigal.

She's in. The high rocks, Vant Von Roar. Yeah, I mean, as far as like, will she compete? Yeah. Thuradudder Helga Duder. She might be she might be retired. Monon Angonais. She took a, she wasn't there this year, right?

No. No. She didn't make it. She don't give two fucks. She's trying. Ayo Wilkinson. I mean all these people will try. Andrea Solberg.

Try her. Jacqueline Lindstrom. Try real harder. Emma McQuade. Wasn't she pretty pissed off? No. She's done, right? She's retired now. That was Elisa Fuliano that was pissed off. Yeah, Fuliano was okay. Fuliano might not. She's doing high rocks. Emma McQuade's doing rogue, right? might not. She's doing higher ox. Emma McQuade's doing rogue, right? Uh, what do you think? Give Fuliano Hiller a one through 10, one John, three, I give her 10. She's competing. Why? Why? I want to be retarded.

Why? Because he's binary. Why are you giving him a one and a three John? At least a fully to compete for the games. I Don't think she will Very upset and eventually withdrew chill can be No, see you know back here at high rocks events true. Okay, that's a good answer. I give her a one Thank you, Allen and Jason both Linda Keesman definitely ten. That's not a real high rocks though. It's Claudia like a couple. Oh, she she's competing and Amy Kringle for sure. She had

Kissed one. I don't know man. She was really Anti yeah. Yeah Her and Emmental both Let me see Uh. Let me see, let me see Freyova's Instagram. Sharon Freyova. I don't even know what she looks like. I'm saying yes to Karen. She's in.

Oh, she looks like Emmental. She's taller. She's Emmental with a neck. That's right. She's like a stretched out in with all, uh, working harder and smart. Wait, what did that say? Let me see what she's taught. What are the thoughts are, uh, last time before, oh, oh, so she's, is she not posting? She posted earlier today, but before that it's been September working harder and smarter. Next level training is a lot of training. Oh, so she's is she not posting She posted earlier today, but before that it's been September

Working harder and smarter next level training and the all-new cx2 elites, and it's just a sponsor post Okay, so she's just paying her bills Yeah Okay, and then before that Dude, I don't know and you don't post for three months she went to some event where she's defending her title some unknown event piss showdown pixel that was three weeks ago then ten weeks ago I'm withdrawing from this year's

CrossFit Games I'm very disappointed from the way the CrossFit Games organization behaved towards the athletes. Yeah, she's in. Not only did they neglect safety, but they also disrespected one of us. Oh, just one of you and continued with the competition. Oh, they only disrespected one person. That's not bad. And I am disappointed in the CrossFit community when they don't stick together in these difficult times. I also train hard because of this one weekend, but my pain from losing Lazar is stronger than my ego or power of money. Wow. My pain. But my pain. Question. Are you guys under the assumption

that CrossFit is not going to try to rig the system or change it to where they're incentivized that they would rather play? How could they do that? I hope not. What do you mean like pay lower down in placements, give more money for semi-finals? To me, it's in their best, as a company, it's in their best interest that everybody still wants to play next year And so they're gonna try to pull out whatever stops they can to make you okay But it will play will play happy endings that after the event for what like what are they? That's the first thing I don't think they give two fucks about the the who who who finishes the event I they care about who they want people to do the open for sure

finishes the event, they care about who they want people to do the open for sure. They for sure. No one's doing the open. Let's get that first out. You want people to do the open, but they don't care. Last year. Yeah, the same number, but they also just artificially inflated it. So what do you think the open will look like this year? Now that everything's online the same

Everything my computer screen throw through a fucking wall Everything Because everything's gonna be online this year. Everything's online this year It's gonna go open and then some couple online events or one online event and then the games You think more people sign up? I'm just poking. Poke. I felt that pool stick just sitting in my butt Hawaii day come back at you. Yeah, yeah.

More people will sign up this year. Hot take for sure. Everything you say in this show is wrong so far. This is just like someone's been wrong for 48 minutes straight. So Karen Freyoba, I'm gonna say she sounds like an emotional train wreck. I'm gonna say a one. Yeah, she's in. She's going.

She's going. She won't even compete a rogue. Yeah. Karin's not in. I'm gonna say a one. Hiller? Neither is Emmet Hall. They're both zero. She's in. She's good. Frey over then you're giving her a 10. Well, no, I'm not binary in this one.

Like you are. I give her like a six. All right. We should like a soft in. Okay. Emma tall. No. How old is she?

Emma tall is a 30 on 32. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Okay, um Emma tall no How old is she Emma tall is a She's washed fucking cooked lost She was really she was she was completely wrecked Yeah, she's not coming back. Her last post was, uh, five days ago. Uh, she looks like she runs like whore vang.

If you never try, you'll never know. Oh shit. She's in, she's in told you, told you she's in Emma. Tall's in. Holy shit. No, that's not what that means. She's talking about mushrooms. Yeah. Could she meet?

Oh, is that her latest Instagram post? Yeah. You got latest Instagram post? Yeah. You got a latest Instagram post. That means her and, uh, I think that means her and Sharunki are trying to have a baby. Wow. Okay. Okay.

That means she's out. Yeah. She's out for sure. They're fucking, is that what the inside of a vagina sees? Yeah. That's it. Could you imagine being on this side of the vagina and just seeing that? You need that post.

And then she had a GoPro in it next time. Two weeks ago, Emmett tall posted second session back after Wada Palooza and I was joining Sharunk on the relentless method workout. It got spicy. Big breathing. Yeah, I bet it did. Oh, they're talking about their, their team fitness program. They're definitely having a baby.

They're trying to rack up the bills, try to rack up the money. So she really, it's just all sponsorship posts. Everything she does is like tear jump rope or she, she, she just has sponsorship posts. You know, who's not doing that? This is a crazy comment. Who? I kind of agree. I got to hold this up.

Gabby McGowan. You think they could say in quotes, someone died for this and you're afraid to do the open. Think they could say in quotes, someone died for this and you're afraid to do the open. Dude, that would be an amazing campaign slogan. That's like the ultimate. Is MJ new here? Who's MJ? She looks like she's got a sweet piece of ass though. Does Gabby even post?

Uh, okay. Uh, so, uh, let's go through Emma tall one time hillar one through ten one John one I'm gonna go with ten Tyler Taylor She's getting negative three on the p score. Wow. Wow. Call the p score. Wow. Here's the thing. Man, he's already fucking pregnant boys. When didn't she get like six and a half on the p score then? No, okay. Negative three fucker. Okay. I don't know. Okay. Gabawa, very interesting thing happened to her at the games.

Her best friend, her boyfriend, and her coach all in her agent and everyone. And in her. Yeah, same person by the way. I'm going to let you know something, that chick is in. Yeah, Gabby's in. She's in for sure. Yeah, I've turned into a big Gabby Magawa fan. She's going to talk with the great Ben Smith, coaching her all weekend. for sure. Yeah, I've turned into a big Gabby McGowan fan.

With the great Ben Smith coaching her all weekend. And if anyone with a fucking brain on their shoulders and crossfit and anything like working in there, they would send a cameraman to Laura and Gabby and get ready for next year's games. Uh huh. That's all they should. Yeah. Wow. Dude, check this post right here. You understand and hundred percent in Identifies a threat my pronouns are try me Let's that's freaky. Yeah Fuck yeah, dude. Damn. That's crazy. Hey, hey, dude, I got a question. Dude, she's fucking gold, dude.

This is a message right now. And no, I'll be the most relevant question ever on this show. Let's hear isn't Poland one of the countries that's getting crazy. Red pill. I was thinking I was thinking the same thing. Yes. Yes. Poland's on. Oh, dude, She hates trans people. And I'm not saying that she's a transphobe. I'm just saying that she identifies as a threat. And if you try her, she's going to fuck you.

Hey, check out this one. Two days ago, I'm enjoying the space between where I am and where I'm going. Dude, she's got the fucking liners, dude. I agree. I agree with Hilar. where I am and where I'm going. Dude, she's got the fucking one liners, dude. She's going to the podium. I agree with, I agree with Hiller. Laura, they need to make Laura and Gabby, like this is a story that you should blast like no other. What is A-G-N-B?

All gas, no brakes. Oh. Hey, she has a picture. All gyny, no balls. All gyny, no balls. All Jiner, no balls. Three days ago, she posted, I was late for school this morning. Meaning her training takes first priority.

No, she's not going to school. That's crazy. All Jiner, no balls, dude. That's that much. That's because she's wearing a backpack. Yeah, it's not because she goes to school. Holy crap. Look at her post from six days ago. Look at her post from six days ago.

You are on the verge of something big man Her body looks insane too right now. We're supposed that right after Christophe Wow, I agree. I think Christophe and Laura were both holding their back fuck them See you douche can is Wow But I'm rooting for Gabby I'm rooting for Gabby. I'm rooting for Gabby. I want her to be Laura so badly.

I just messaged her and all I had to do, dude. Imagine being her at the games and your fucking boyfriend breaks up with you because you decide to continue the competition. We're speculating a little bit. Yes. But we all know that's what happened. We all know that's what happened. We all Look at the post where she's going up and down the pegboard Listen, this is like she's doing some third-person poetry. She remembered who she was and the game changed

I think that's I like her less now fucking book Yeah, but the first comment the first post was insane. I identify as a threat and my pronouns are try me. That's crazy Don't talk about I don't care man. I'm rooting for me to What did you say Caleb I said I'll give a fuck what she posed she's on she's she number one on our list Becoming a beast. Yeah, okay. Look at no see you. Here's the thing. Let's our list. Oh, yeah. She's out becoming a beast. Yeah. Okay.

Look at no. See, here's the thing. Let's scroll up. This is, this is critical. CrossFit games athlete from Poland. She's proud. She's from Poland. That country, like they are going full on red pill.

I think she's conservative. I think she's got, I think she's winning the game. She's my fucking pick to win the games. Hey, by the way, conservatives don't hate tranny's. They just don't care. Uh, I wouldn't say they don't care. I would say they like, don't want you to try to make everyone they know a tranny. It's like, Hey, don't try to turn my kids into a tranny. But I don't care that you're a tranny. That's true. Gabby McGawa, Hiller, 10 John games, champ Taylor

2025 games, champ. You're wrong. But're wrong but I'm not wrong at all bro Tia dude fuck Tia is out too no to the top of the list from Europe Laura Horvath out and Dunge watched. Hell no. She's in She's gonna move to Hawaii what what number do you give her Hiller? You don't think she's competing I mean Dude, she's competing. She's given zero signs. She has any interest in doing anything about CrossFit, right? She posts training posts. So what? Dude, she's competing.

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Start experiencing the benefits of functional mushrooms today. Oh, what do you give her, John? I give her a 10. I think Laura's competing. It's too much money to turn down. Does she check with Luca first to make sure it's okay? No.

Uh, Taylor, Laura, over at, she's definitely not in there's zero chance. All right. Uh, I mean, I want her to, I hope it's a 10, but I think it's a four. I don't want her to. Oh, I want her to do that What I want to pull that we can beat her There are maybe two or three people who I'm like, alright you pull game fair

Tyler Laura's not one of them. Neither is Jeff Adler out out Go how certain one through ten? I'm at like a nine that means she's in Ten means you're a hundred percent going one thing that threw him off one means you're not going Wow I threw him off. One means you're not going. Then negative four. Wow. Okay, a nine doesn't make sense if it was a negative four now. It makes sense to me. It makes as much sense as a fucking mountain does. I don't.

Oh shit. I think the mountain's pretty good. Thank you, thank you. I didn't say it was bad. I just say it don't make any fucking sense. It's every ball. Thank you. Thank you. I didn't say it was bad. I just say it don't make any fucking sense. Constance Fitness said, you got to start with the Luca jokes, man. He didn't stop anyone from competing. Let me help you out here, Constance. That was not a joke.

Which joke? She thought it was a joke that I was saying, do you think she'll check with Luca first? That was, let me be very clear. That was not a joke. I think a lot of these people care what other people think. I don't think that they're their own people. Listen, this is how human beings work. You have thoughts and you either act on them or you fucking don't and you're either conscious of it or you're fucking not. And fucking when these people came to the games, they weren't fucking mental. Some people weren't mentally prepared for the thought that one of their competitors was gonna die at the games and that thought got into their Brain and disturbed their fucking process of their next action, which was to compete and win the games

It's very simple. It's how it's fucking how every single one of us fucking robots operates And so something happened to Laura and Jeff and these people they got a thought in their brain that fucking Interrupted their fucking direction that they were going. I'm not saying it's right or wrong It's like if you're driving down the street and then you see a deer in front of you You have a fucking thought that's either hit it or go around it And you either act on it or don't these motherfuckers had a thought and and I think that they fucking care. So It was just a I appreciate you saying that though melt Mel, too, because just to be clarifying, that was not a joke. That was a I see a deer. I hit the brakes. Hey, let me ask you guys this.

And do you think anyone do you think anyone do you think anyone I bet you I bet you Brian friend consults with Luca on what his next actions would be. I don't think I don't think Brian. I think Brian's whole thing is I don't think he's making these decisions on his own. What do you guys think? I think that there's people out there who care what Luca thinks or what other people think. I think the vast majority of athletes care what other people think based on what they're going to do. No, yes, but I think the athletes are also on their own road with this now.

Yeah, well, I mean, like James Sprague, Hopper and Down, they're all fucking going. Yeah. They don't care what anyone thinks. Hey, Sevan. What? Go to Laura Horvath's Instagram. Yeah. The last. Oh, it's Caduceus. No, no, no, no, no. It does. It does. It does. The last post that Gabby said is, identify as a threat my pronouns are try me Yeah, I think this was a comeback to that No way. No way Both Polish sauce Last one her last. Oh, yeah, what she said what she said I

What she said. I agree. I think they cross-fit should get camera crew to Laura and Gaby and just follow them the entire year. You can be whatever. Unless she's talking about her own speech here. When you work hard you can reach any goal you have in mind. That's true. It's either really gay or really awesome. So there it is. You can put your mind to anything. And she put her mind to winning the games and something happened. Her mind got fucking compromised and she shifted gears. Well, Tia came back. That's what happened.

Directions. No, Luca died. Lazar died. No, Tia came back. That's what happened. That was the out. Well, I to be fair, both happened. Do I she would have gotten like sixth place this year if she would have stayed the way the game's Program this year So you think if Tia wasn't there Laura would have continued to compete. No, she would no no I I oh 100% that was her

Bro, no, you're right. You are right, but I don't know man Oh, I was really really upset You didn't want to like leave the meeting the way she left the meeting like she was in tears I mean spin watched her storm out of that meeting It did it doesn't feel like this is an opportunity What kind of a piece of shit storms out of the games and then makes her own fucking brother break up with her best friend? Because they disagree on that decision. I can't get over that. No, it's not a legend.

We fucking know read between the lines. It's one plus fucking one. Hey, so I, can I, whose theory was it that she made that post in response to, uh, John Young's. Okay. Well, that's a really good theory because she made that post, uh, 10 hours ago. And the post she made before that was 15 hours ago. That's two posts really close to each other.

That's a great theory. And what did Gabby say again? My pronouns are Trimey. No, it said I identify as a threat and my pronouns are Trimey. Wow. I identify as a whole. Don't move into my pants, dude. How about what's this? This line, they can still be rest of the day.

Try me. Wow. Nay. Nay. Wow. And she's posting pictures. So, so Christoph's with her. She's posting pictures with Christoph a day ago.

Of course they're together. They're together together. Whoa. They don't do that in Hungary. It's not Kentucky. Oh, they're, they got hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung,

hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, hung, bro. Keep it running, Taylor. You'll get there. Hey, is it, he was searching so hard. I've got a crazy question. I've never tied a condom off and chase that.

I looked like a condom, a used condom after you tie it off and toss the trash. Why would you touch a condom full of your own? Come just to tie it up. Chase you sick fuck. Cause chase is considerate. Why would you touch a condom full of your own cum just to tie it up chase you sick fuck because chase is considerate why would you use a condom yeah great question but why would you play tie it in a twisty knot when it's full of

your jizz load you know you're worried about the the trash man that's disgusting. You're touching it. You're getting come all over your hands. You know how she feels. At least it's your chase is also pretending that he uses a condom big enough to

tie in a knot. He used a dental dam pussy. I'm trying to think if I've ever tried to count them all. I don't know if you know you haven't. Yeah, I can't remember. I don't do it. It is kind of never made a balloon with one. No, I never done that either I put one over my head and like

Dude if you put a condom over your head it wouldn't change your look at all Should I wear a condom over my head for kill Hey, hey, she's so ready Hey, Chase is so regretting posting that. He like tied it up so he could save it for later or it wouldn't go stale in the fridge. I just told a friend of mine that he's fucking up the thread that I'm on because he's on a droid. He said you're tech shaming me. I can't believe you even have a thread or something. Oh fucking I want to kill him You can update your phone. Can't you it fixes that now? I

Got a new phone. Oh, did they take the embargo off? Yeah, you have to Taylor looking like he came straight off the set of the movie I of the movie I wrote one of us oh my god yeah you you look pretty non-descript right now dude all right let's do already no we're not there yet she's got another one to Lord Horvath. She says they can steal your recipe but the sauce won't taste the same. Yeah. That was from a day ago. Because of the Krusty Krab burger Wendy's. What do you think she's saying there John? You think she's saying I taught I taught you everything you know and you still won't be able to beat me. I I guess dude they're

so wrong. The Asians stole mayonnaise and put Sriracha in it and **** change the game forever. Sriracha sucks Sriracha Mayo is the best. change the game forever. The best I never would have thought that I never would have thought that. I never would have thought that. Hot stuff to my nice. He did feel like a hard swing on it.

It is a nice change of game forever. Oh, let me read this comment here. Whether they stole or not, focus on you. Improve your version every day. What doesn't matter what others are doing. What matters is you. Dear Laura, I always wish you the best. You're a great athlete and I'll be watching you at the row.

Yeah, yeah, I'm with Laura. I always wish you the best. You're a great athlete and I'll be watching you at the road Yeah, yeah, I'm with Caleb I hate yeah, they know they're an insider I hated you inspirational quotes on athletes post. You're fucking dumb. Hey Is Ben Smith caught in the middle For sure. He doesn't give a fuck. I don't think Ben Smith knows what's going on ever. That's a good point. He's like, whoa. Good for him. He just walks around the gym.

Where's the workout? Okay, a couple girls that aren't on here that we should touch on is Katchen David's daughter. She got the new hammers bolted on. Yeah, she's out. A lot of time we got here. The new hammers bolted on. Uh, in and out. What time we got here? Tyler Watkins, new hammers. Will we see him in the games?

Boobs. I think she got them for the games. I hope she got them for the games. Makes burpees easier. I think they're flotation devices. Yes. I think Lazar scared the skinny titty out of her And she's like, fuck, I can't. I've got to have a backup plan. Wow. There's no way that's why you got to float with those things. Did you not see the picture of her being held up in the water by her tits? She's trying to drown herself. They're just they're holding her up in the water.

And she's actively trying to drown herself. I did not see that photo. I was thinking, John. Yeah. Yeah, no, you're going to see it, dude. the the the the the the the the

the the the the How does that work? Yeah, keep it there. Keep it there too, Hillard. Can you zoom in on those hammers? That's as far as I can get. There's been a lot of good pictures of them, but that's the best. You couldn't drown her if you wanted to, bro.

That's cool. I think that's why Emily Rolfe did so well in that workout. John's like, that's cool. Here's what I think. I think she's, with those, she's gonna get twice as much semen on her and she's going to get pregnant. Maybe three times. Wow. What show did I sign up for? Five minute major penalty for that one. Yeah, that's true. Auden. Yep.

Yeah, but I didn't say it. I just pulled it up. Sorry. Equally as bad. It'm just giving you guys all the information. I'm just giving you guys access to all the information. You're facilitating. I didn't burn the house down. I just gave him the lighter. Okay. Annie Thor's daughter. Washed. I'm going to give her. She's coming back.

No, I'm giving her 10. She's back. She sucks. I'm giving her a 5. Hey, I think she's itching to compete Annie is no dude she's itching to breastfeed her child that's all she's itching I'm going with a four and it's our starters the weirdest human she's pretty she's pretty trippy we know a lot of weird humans so that's but but I put her in like this probably's probably more like an eight. She's gonna compete,

but I don't think I'm gonna like it very much. Let me read you her most recent post. I see all these videos about helping our daughters be strong, having willpower to say no, learn to stick up for themselves, believe in themselves. Be brave, that is exactly what I want for my daughter. At the same time, I think it's important for us moms to believe this about ourselves, too We are strong. We are beautiful just the way we are. We are powerful. We are smart

We are not afraid to stand up for ourselves lead by example Hey, what are you guys use affirmations like that? What's up with girls and affirmations? Do boys use affirmations? We use Your show earlier today, what was that information? I am the best dad in the world and I don't care what anybody thinks She reminds me of the girl from the fifth element that is exactly right no, that's not what we do. Dallas multi-pass get the hell out of here. It's pretty close, bro. Oh, it's pretty close. You're right.

Okay. Let me read you, let me read you a post from three days ago. Any Thor's daughter. Every step I take feels like a reminder of the hard work that hasn't yet translated into success past races. Ha me. That's a bad picture. Do you have resident evil?

She's resident evil girl, right? Shaping myself out and weighing on my confidence But I know I can break through this barrier I try to set small goals one step at a time focus on incremental progress rather than the end result Dude practice mindfulness visualize success, dude. I'm determined to turn these feelings into fuel, dude She's going for it. Her body looks crazy. If you look at her post from three days ago who she back in shape Hey, dude, she's a fucking brick shithouse. She's a hot mama. Aren't both Laura and Danielle Rad athletes or weren't they? Yeah, Laura got kicked to the curb. That doesn't

well, do you think she got kicked to the curb or she just broke the contract? Doesn't surprise me at all because Rad's a piece of shit company. I heard they changed their manufacturing facility and their shoes have gone to shit. They fucked JR this past weekend. Listen to this. Are we supposed to do this? I'm doing it. They're supposed to show up to Crash Crucible committed to do this with a wrapped rad van and they're going to fit every athlete and every fucking volunteer with a pair of Shoes, that's cool. Then Peter just Fucking floor

Then it falls through the floor. I don't give a fuck then it falls through the floor and it's like oh, uh You're just kidding John, I'm just kidding. Go ahead Taylor. Yeah. Yeah You're just kidding John. I'm just kidding. Go ahead Taylor. Yeah. Yeah That falls through the floor and then it's okay We're gonna send whatever pair of shoe you guys need for every athlete every volunteer But travels looking crazy hurricanes not able to make it. All right, that's fair. Hey, that's legit Motherfucker, I just want to say so many people had to do a detour to get there and took even Hiller was like Hey, dude, it's gonna take me an hour and a half long this in the store well hours started, bro Every person supposed to get shoes volunteer and every person is not competing this year

then He'll that you're still on the way. I think then it's oh well We don't have all the sizes. We're on like overstock and We're gonna send everyone not only different model shoes Some will get trainers some will get runners We're gonna send different colors and no one's gonna get the their actual size They might have to go a half or even a full size up Then but why oh shit this

But why well because they don't have fucking shoes here is 12 and a half because they because they took all their fucking shoes bro and they fucking gave them to summit games fucking some no-name competition while they stuffed their fucking stinky dick in jr's ass so is that really true they're Not true. They gave it to a different comp. They sponsored that competition and had enough shoes there to outfit fucking crash times five. I was told by athletes that were at summit games.

So they were like, they were like, if you're 12 and a half, um, 14 is the best we can do what yeah, that's then better than two small shoes. No one wants to pair shoes that don't fit or a shirt that doesn't fit. That's just better than too small shoes. No one is it. Use that don't fit or a shirt that doesn't fit. That's just idiocy. Thank you. Let's say let's say they're finished. Go ahead, Taylor.

Then not only are they not showing up with a van wrapped to fit shoe athletes for in and volunteers for the shoes individually. They're also not going to get there on time. They're also not even the right size. They're also not all the same make. They're also not the same color. They're just all fucking different. Hodgepodge of fucking shoes. They found a pay less probably then they can't even get there on time. They show up two days late and the fucking kicker, bro. They show up two days late with 29 fucking pairs missing 29 pairs pairs you just fucking forgot to load on the pallet. And it doesn't matter who a part of their company

was responsible for this. You're a fucking company screwing over a partner. You're doing horrible fucking business. What the fuck are you doing, dude? Fuck rad. Check your inbox. I think Daniel Bradley messaged you. I don't give a fuck if she messaged me. I'll fucking light the world on fire right now, bro. Jesus, his enemies, wisely, not blindly.

Can you, can you, that's just such a fucking dickhead move. And I'm so pissed off about it, dude, because Jr. thinks it makes him look bad. And they're the ones dicking him over. Fuck them. Companies like that get away with shit like this all the time. Let me push back just a little bit here Taylor. I'm not convinced that they, they, I mean they can only do what they can do. So what the fuck are you talking about?

They forgot to load the pallet. You can't say we're going to fit all your athletes and volunteers and then miss 29 fucking pair and the other hundred don't even fit. Hey, to be fully fair that it's super retarded because everybody who got shoes promised through the nopin got shoes and I'm one stupid dumb motherfucker in my garage and I got these people's shoes took a month, but they got Well, you're a fucking except for some dude who lives in Africa and I don't know how to ship shit to Africa So I just sent him 200 bucks for the shoes isn't true curious. This is not fucking true at all

No, more primitive was great when we worked. Yeah born primitive is insane customer service Sentinel training the customer service is unbeatable Strike right why barbell I service my customers. Oh Really? I'm actually want that missionary or Hands-on shoulders missionary if you would like to purchase a bat that's sitting on Andrew Hiller's shoulder. They are custom-made It's a bat that's sitting on Andrew Hiller's shoulder. They are custom made. It's soft. It's really nice.

All you can see, I have a CEO, I have a CEO pillow in the back. You can get anything custom made. It's great work. And you have to go to mustard seed. I've been keeping this thing in my videos. I've been putting it right here. It's mustard. What is it?

Instagram account. Mustard C crochet.co Yeah. Mustard C crochet.co. Yeah. You can just like pillow if it was like a full size, right? You know, it's awesome. Stabons is a pillow. You know, it's awesome. Title sponsor of crash pays them however much fucking money, probably a lot to title sponsor doesn't mention the competition.

Once HWPO doesn't mention crash crucible a single fucking time. You know, the only mention they had a crucible, this is the title. Fucking sponsor. HWPO training is reposting a picture of Chris I borrow on the podium and congratulating their hard worker. They didn't congratulate any of the other fucking hard workers there at the event they title sponsored and that motherfucker. I'm going to stop. I'm going to stop using bad names. Hey, stop there. Keep going. I did 20. I did 20 podcasts with Matt Fraser

and he didn't promote the podcast once. Yeah. He's a piece of shit, but, but listen, it's his M O it's not a, Matt doesn't have anything to do with it. He doesn't have anything to do with HWPO. Hey, if you're on HWPO and you do their training, guess what? You're not doing a single fucking thing that Matt did. You know why? Cause he doesn't write the program. He doesn't even write the fucking program for you guys.

And you know who they care least about is The 60 flagship and pro people they don't give a fuck about you They care about their individual athletes Amanda Barnhart who aren't even coached by them. They care about Jason They barely care about them. They didn't even know who Chris was Listen, this is this is the crazy part HWPO threatened to pull that title sponsorship from JR because I called them JRPO. Is that true? Yeah, true.

Fuck them. And I didn't hear that from JR. What kind of fucking company are you guys? Listen to this. Listen to this. I go, I go to proven. I go to Nick Johnson. I go to Nick Johnson. And here's the thing. I knew that JR was being sponsored by them. I had no idea like what the extent of it is, but to threaten a man's livelihood because some fucking guy who looks like a penis makes a joke on a podcast. Fuck you, dude. You're a, you're a scumbag. I can't help but talk about anyone I fucking lay eyes on. That makes me sick to my stomach. And I shut my mouth for like a good fucking month because of it.

Because I was fucking, God, I want to ruin JR's livelihood. Listen to this. I make a comment at Nick Johnson. Are you saying Jason Hopper's not an HWPL athlete? What? No, he's a JR's athlete. So I basically do this. I basically call Nick Johnson. I tell him, or I comment on one of Colton's posts and I tell him I'm going to fuck him, just like I did in the showers in prison. And that was the insinuation.

I was like, I'll show you. I said, Nick Johnson, I'll show you a thing or two about prison. And he responds and he goes, keep your prison shower stories to yourself. That's a guy, CEO proven, who can have fun, can talk shit back. I met him at crash. He was actually there. The CEO proven was actually there. No one from fucking HWPO was there.

They're sending people to Australia. They're sending people to Australia for down under fit championship to do activations. They're not even a sponsor of that competition. They're the title sponsor of crash They don't show up. I Shook Nick shot Nick Johnson's hand. He smiled a great guy. We talked a little shit. I beat Colton the first workout I walked up to him. I was like, hey, dude, you're fucking boys not looking so hot and he's like really I've never met you

That's the first thing you say to me I like that guy a lot. It makes me like the fuck out of Nick. Nick's a cool dude, but this is the fucking issue in our community is companies like HWPL and rad can shove their fucking cock down your throat and everybody takes it and they don't fucking speak out. Well, guess what? If you're one of those fucking companies and you fuck over my friends, I will not fucking zip my mouth motherfucker. You do business like a fucking scumbag. Yeah. And I fuck them.

John. I've just been pissed on it. Probably. Ernie Garza. I can relate, Taylor. I feel like I look bad due to a company not doing their part and then they dropped me. for you having J.R's back Probably just fuck All title sponsors fucking competition next year I know I can afford what HWO paid and I'll fucking only the only thing I'll do was post about it for the six months around the competition about it for the six months around the competition.

I can't believe they didn't post about it once. Hey, the rumors are this Taylor that he's also doing Brooke Wells is for programming. Is that true? That's not a rumor. That's true. And here's the other thing. Apparently I'm the reason HWPO is financially hurt and the athletes are, are not doing well and they, and I've hit them where it hurts.

I've hit them in the pocketbook really Who looks like he has a condom stretched over his fucking head is the reason your pocket That can't be because you're sending three retards to Australia to do a fucking activation you fucking idiots All you do is drive three hours east. Hey, O'Keefe did come last year when Hopper was competing, right? O'Keefe showed up to Taylor vs. The World when me and Jason went head to head. That's right. And he couldn't even show up to the event he's sponsoring. How long until all of us get a phone call from O'Keefe telling us not to hang out with

Taylor? You've already all gotten one. That's the crazy thing. You know what else? until all of us get a phone call from O'Keefe telling us not to hang out with Taylor. You've already all gotten one. That's the crazy thing, you know what else? O'Keefe told one of my best friends, one of my best fucking friends. I'm not gonna name his name for his sake. Bryson? O'Keefe texted and called one of my best fucking friends. Two years ago, listen, listen,

I've seen the fucking screenshots. Shut the fuck up, John. He texted him called him he's like you do not be friends with Taylor imagine being a guy and Trying to come but to like that Friend who knew that I hate people. I lost a friend. I lost a friend for a year because of that so anything I don't fuck like you can't tell me anything about the guy. I can help real quick. Let's take a little break. The truth about Sentinel training is

if you have a question, Taylor gets right back to you more personal than any online programming at half the price, more value than anywhere else. We also do video review for fucking 20 bucks a month. Me and Bryson coach people who send in video, their lives train sentinel more for less. Uh, go ahead. Andrew Hiller. Oh, what am I going about? Okay.

My story. Yeah. I had O'Keefe. I was talking with him and I was like, Hey dude, I know you didn't like that video about how HWPO is an insane asylum and I'd really like to help you out. And then I catch wind that he's going around telling everybody that I tried to quid pro quo him. It's like, he makes all these videos

so that he can just come and shit on everybody and then make it better later. I'm like, no, I actually think it's an insane asylum but if it isn't, I'd like to help. But I like that's what you're telling everybody. So by quid pro quo, you're saying he said to you you said to him He thinks that you're saying hey, I'll make I'll stop making bad videos about you If you let me come film at HWPO correct. Oh

That's that's fucking elite Wow, isn't that crazy? Listen for anyone I had him on the phone and the phone call went great. And I'm like, Hey, dude, I would really like to come out there. It's kind of what I do. If I've done any damage, I'd really like to undo it. But the way he took it is I do damage on purpose to undo it later. And I'm like, No, it looks like an insane asylum. Like you're blackmailing him to give you a handout. Right? Like a godfather. Yeah. Yeah.

So, okay. Oh, Matt, Susan says, Oh, shit, I'm getting a handout. Right. Like a godfather. Yeah. Yeah. So, okay. Oh, Matt, Susan says, Oh shit, I'm getting a call. Right now. If I didn't have two separate people telling me that's what he's going around telling people. All about the unhinged ram life indicate vndk8.com. You can get by the way, if you head over there now now they have Colton new Colton Merton shirts America needs more weenies VND k8 dot-com hey That's crazy by the way for anyone who's listening that is not how people operate how people operate in this space especially the Internet Times is FaceTime changes everything and so if You have to assume that if if Hillerer gets FaceTime, like when Hiller,

Hiller had FaceTime with Leahy, they became fucking best friends when he had FaceTime with I thought O'Keefe and I were cool. The difference now is it'd be like if I spent a couple of weeks with Bill Leahy and he goes around telling everybody like I love semen on all his couches or something. Did you know? Yeah. And if I did,

Matt O'Keefe, Matt O'Keefe is the most manipulative person in CrossFit. That was weird. He wouldn't tell anybody. O'Keefe's like, this motherfucker came here to jizz all over our couches. And he wants a cut out of everyone's fucking paycheck. He's the most manipulative person in CrossFit. He told the fucking guy not to talk to me and imagine this. He basically is calling people and telling them that because of me and people on the podcast that are making fun of HOP, calling it JRP. Oh, that I'm ruining a HWP O's morale and hitting them where it hurts, dude. What do you think you're doing when you call fucking everyone who has any

influence in the space and tells them not to fucking talk to me? You think I're doing when you call fucking everyone who has any influence in the space and tells them not to fucking talk to me? You think I'm somehow more influential than you are you fucking old fart? Meanwhile you're calling people and telling them to fucking basically blacklist to nobody? Fuck you. Yeah, that he I have they don't understand how growth works. These people who are afraid, they don't understand how growth works. They want to just...

Everything HW, everything Meadowheath touches dies. Slowly. Slowly. It looks like he's fucking dying slowly. Last time Red Dead Line gear poster was in 2018. Uh, where's Matt Suza's comment? Matt Suza. Uh, this would be a great time for Heppner to call in.

Heppner would agree. Fucking mayhem would agree. Proven would agree. Everyone, but fucking HOPL and who they have their tentacles fucking inside of massaging their G spots would agree. I don't know one person that's ever been helped by O'Keefe and HWPL. O'Keefe DME asking to play the Brian friend song. Oh my God. Did you see Kipping it Reels YouTube post where he does a mock?

He plays Brian friend. Holy no, I did not see that. It's fun. It's amazing. Yeah, Taylor, I had to do. It's fun. It's a, you know, what? Yeah. Taylor. Oh yeah. I mean, I don't, I can't, this is conjecture now, but imagine, think about Michelle Luton and having Decker comp, seemingly a competition or not a

competition, a company programming company and affiliate programming company, an affiliate that has success. And you're Matt Fraser. And all you want to do is you want to make everything black and gray and blah and the same. So you fucking buy it and you ruin her. You fucking ruin her. All you've done. HWPO is giving her money.

You know, it's fucking not important when you die or it's not important to happiness or it's not important to fucking what you're passionate about is the fucking shit-stained Fucking poopy cum froth stinky money that you fucking pay people off with it's disgusting They're the fucking mob. They're the mob of CrossFit They're the mob who's sitting there, and it's just fucking paying people off to fuck them It's all they're doing over the time is before meadow Keith where everything was growing and great oh great correlation

and that is cause a patient and Taylor I told my wife to yeah went back when it was redline fitness sponsoring athletes the gates out of fucking chance ooh ruin now almost ruin Jason yeah oh they came so fucking close, bro. They came so close. He died for a year. Then he came back. Katrin got boobs because of Meadowkeep, so that's a positive. She quit CrossFit because of HWPO, bro.

Yeah. Wow. Wow. Fuck. She did her last year of training though. So did Mal. Mal's not coming back you idiots. There's no chance. She's fucking done. They fucking destroyed her.

What's more likely? Luca competes in the games or Mal O'Brien comes back? Luca. Luca's way more likely. I'd say Luca's more likely. I agree. I disagree. Next week on Heath. It depends on how close O'Keefe is. John Clark poopy come frothy stinky money was a fun sentence. Man we did come fits work for him for a year. Oh that page.

Hey Matt Fraser story about why he continued on for his fifth CrossFit game stems directly to Matt O'Keefe. Yeah, it's almost like it's almost like Fraser and HWPO has always been metal keeps meal ticket. Yeah, didn't Matt want to like 100% holes everything he cannot everything. There was a podcast Matt did with me over at CrossFit HQ and I'm paraphrasing. Someone could pull it up or maybe Hiller would make a good video or something. But, um, I'm pretty sure Matt said, Hey, when I'm done with CrossFit, I'm going

to leave, I'm going to move into a cabin and no one in the space will ever hear from me again until Matt O'Keefe comes in. So, wow. You must stay for as long as you can. It's like that scene in Billy Madison. Stay here. Yeah, you know what? Man, it's great to have Taylor back.

I was starting to think aliens had abducted him this last month. Yeah, I shut my mouth. I kept my fucking mouth shut because I cared about my friend JR. And how- They made that mistake one too many times. And how disgusted I felt to be influenced

by that slimy motherfucker. Tyler, can you read this? Generational lovers. They're dude, they didn't even know they had another athlete there that wasn't Chris Ibarra. Hey, have you fuckers ever heard of Tristan Harrison? One time killed Taylor caller had no chance of beating me. Tristan Harrison, one time, killed Taylor caller, had no chance of beating me. I actually needed a go fund me to make it to Spartanburg, South Carolina and fucking HWPO couldn't help a guy out.

He's an HWPO athlete. It's in his fucking bio, bro. Hey, Pacific Standard Time killed Taylor. You know, the workout. Oh yeah. You should call it O'Keefe. It's a triplet. Oh my God.

Did you want a triplet? You should title the workout O'Keefe. O'Keefe's triplet. Yeah. And just fucking take a fat steaming dump on the stream. No conditioner is better. Um, boy, it sure. And then you come out with it. It's a 40 minute E-mom. the But you gotta take the best off, yeah. And then when you guys tie, nobody gets the money. We tied. Darn it. Hans, you probably do have a chance tomorrow.

And I'll say that because I've been eating, I ate up like four pints of ice cream Monday and Tuesday. Started training again Wednesday. But I'll say this, because I know that you may think you have a chance. For making excuses. And you're going to talk about ice cream. No, I'm not making an excuse. You didn't let me finish my fucking sentence you redneck

I'm gonna absolutely hear me commented about your neck. I'm going to absolutely are myself in the workouts Colton has no chance tomorrow. I'm going to arm myself so hard. You're gonna see what this workout does to me You're like fuck. I don't want any part of it. This video reached 500,000 people. Oh shit. That video. Uh, what video? The insane asylum video on HWPO. What kind of coach do you want? Do you want a coach that takes a guy who's never done CrossFit and almost

breaks his fucking neck because he can't teach a handstand pushup or do you want a coach who spends every waking hour in an affiliate trying to fucking save people's lives, building a hedge against chronic disease. That's just what you have out of the guys on this podcast versus Matt Fraser. We'll be back in 90 seconds. My name is Jose Guacanegra. I'm originally from Mexico. I'm 27 and I go to Salty Ive CrossFit.

When I came in here I was 195, almost 200 pounds and I had never been that heavy, like ever. And then I got in here, started eating well, you know, we have the consistency is key. That's always, I don't know, like ever since I heard it here, like it was always in my head. And it didn't just apply to the gym, it applied to my eating habits, to my workouts, to even like just work, school. Consistency is key. So I started eating healthier, started avoiding sugars, started avoiding candy because I love candy. I tried to avoid it as much as possible and I was, I'm now 169 pounds this morning actually. And I don't feel, I don't feel skinny either.

It's like I'm actually fit, which is awesome, you know. I think it's the most fit I've ever been in my entire life, regardless of playing soccer in high school. I'm actually trying for a while to get my dad in here because he's struggled with obesity so throughout his life. What I tell him all the time is like, you got to get in here because it's not just the gym. It's not just you get in there and people maybe just judging you for what you're doing. No, it's a community. It's somewhere to help you actually improve and not just lose weight and actually get strong and actually get fit. And it's so much more than a gym. That's what I tell him.

more than a gym that's what I tell him. I just got a text and it says going scorched earth. Who said that? Go ahead Taylor. Probably Clay. All right my last thing to say, this is my last thing to say. Don't go around making a bunch of fucking phone calls trying to shut me up. You've done it once and somehow I found out about them crazy to think that you could call a bunch of people who I fucking love and who I would fucking die for. I'm not even exaggerating and that you could shit talk me and try to fucking kick me to the curb and I wouldn't find out about it.

What kind of fucking scumbag are you? You know what? I don't go around your fucking back telling people around me not to fucking spend time with you. I didn't fucking tell JR not to do business or take money from you. Fuck you. So keep my fucking name out of your mouth, bro. That's it.

That's wrong. Okay. The show, the show, we were keep my name in your mouth. We're like, we're, we're, we're gonna have to do another show. This was a great show. We're not even gonna make it. We're not, we're not gonna do North America still. This is not what I thought it was gonna be.

No, it was off the rails. This is not my typical show. Say he was the earlier show say he was going hard tonight. And I'm like, alright, what does that mean? I thought he was just going to use exercise. North America West Semifinal and North America East Semifinal. We'll go through those. I'll try to organize a show tomorrow. Between... it's going to be a beautiful day here in California. It's going to be tough. I'll try to get the same boys on.

I would like to say... go ahead, John. It's not pertinent if you need to go. No, no I was gonna bring up, I wanted to talk about crash for a couple minutes but go ahead mine can wait. Can you pull up the keeping it real thing cuz I haven't seen it. Oh no I was just told that that's private. I got a text saying don't show that that's private. Oh I'll ask him for it then. I sent a link in our chat so you can see it, but it is fucking hilarious. It's basically him doing a skit where he pretends like he's Brian Friend and he's writing and he's doing a love song to Luca or Lazar and it's fucking he's dressed like Brian. It's crazy.

I looked for it and I was like, I don't see this. Yeah, it's crazy. No, no, no, no, don't. I guess it's private. Stop talking about it for fuck's sake. Okay 13 people so Dude it's crazy, dude, I can't believe how good it I was wondering why it had so few views Because it is fucking ridiculous. It is so funny

Is it titled is it oh god this I'm not gonna show it. I'm not I gotta watch Tribute song to my best friend the whoever wrote the script for it, it's crazy. The script is crazy. Okay. Where was I? Oh, Crash. I was thinking about Crash the other day,

and I was thinking about, now I know we had the benefit of great programming and a great venue, but I was thinking about it. And can you think of any event that was ever covered better than that? Anywhere, I'll put it up against any event, CrossFit Games. I don't think we missed one highlight.

Think of all the times we missed great shit that happens at the games or the semi-finals. Think of all the interviews we did. I seriously, I don't know how anyone could watch that. I know I have my cock all the way balls deep in my mouth right now, but I just can't think of a fucking better coverage of any fucking CrossFit event

in the history of fucking CrossFit. I was thinking about the same thing in the amount of content that has continued to come out about it this week. Like Rios is gonna put out his stuff, Peter's of content that are going to come out about it. I didn't realize fucking Lydia Fish got demolished by the final. Oh, that's amazing. Yeah. It's crazy. It's kind of crazy. She didn't drop further than what she did. Yeah. That is that's that's CTP made that video. The Lydia Fish one.

Yeah. Great video. Good job. Don't forget to subscribe to our channel. And if you're not subscribed to our channel, you're not going to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to get a chance to Yeah. That is crazy. That's CTP made that video, the Lydia Fish one? Mm-hmm. Yeah, great video. Good job. Don't forget all of Ortega's content. I think we got extremely lucky with how the athletes performed as well. Oh, that's Phillip Kelly in the video? Oh, shit.

I thought it was getting real. Oh, my God. That is keeping it real. That is getting it real. Yeah, but he may have made it. How could how so so how could any how could what that I'm curious because Dubai from my past is a little bit I've seen Dubai. It's absolutely the worst coverage How could any why would anyone not just copy what we just did? They can because it didn't look professional. You can't you can't you can't copy that

You think of all the instrument play I was like We wake up and we piss excellence you can't copy That's the problem is we don't we fucking tried for three years. This is three years of work culminated into one event I guess that's true. We go gray bill gave us a chance right at Zellos We've fucking we did the Atari show for that just all blocks and shit And then we tried crashing last year and we got and Susie got stuck filming the whole thing on a fucking cell phone. Okay, yeah, I will say it was probably our best performance as

a crew as well. Like everybody working together. Tell me what would you what was what was better? Tell me do you think that the games is covered better than that? Our wide shots were fucking better. You could follow the competition more. Now I know we had some things going for us. The field was small, but you never missed fucking anything. Will was fucking. How is Will Branstetter that fucking dork better at the switcher than fucking a guy

in a truck who's been covering professional sports for fucking 20 years? Which he didn't even know how to work. Right. No, it took him like five seconds to switch it every time. Yeah. You know why? Because he fucking actually cares and he loves it. Will Branceter is the man.

And listen, I told Caleb, Caleb go look at that damper and see what it is. And we didn't believe him. And he told the truth. It's fun. It's fine. Who's damper? And Caleb, Taylor had seen it. He's the truth. It's fine. It's fine. Who's Damber? Taylor hadn't seen it. He's the one.

And Caleb, is that, had you ever used a camera or a gimbal before in your life? No, not once. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, the footage, the footage was insane. I just, I, it's crazy. I just, and I don't want to say it was cheap because everyone fucking basically worked for free, but man it was cheap. Man it was cheap. And I know everyone has to do five fucking jobs, I get it, you know? Like one minute you're fucking holding a camera, next you're picking up trash, next you're commentating. You have to be a self-starter. But fuck. Jonathan Ortega, It also helps that we all show up because we love the shit and not trained

by whatever HQ is poisoned with. So where are you going to say something Tyler? I they're not poisoned anymore. Fucking what's that Emily or her and Jonathan? I wouldn't want to have it any other. I w I would always want five jobs. Like that was the best way to do it. Right.

You're so in it, like you can't be removed from it. Everything you do is important. Hey, let me shift the stories here. You think I was watching a talking lead fitness today. Do you think that Tommy's going to change now that he's having a kid? They said he's having a kid any day now. You think he's going to change? Tommy, John and I are done. Are me and Tyler going to change? Oh, Tyler's already like, no, it depends on who you are, bro. Talk to Tyler. You got a parent?

You're either a parent who lets your kids turn into a trans as like a five year old or you're a good parent. I don't know. I'm shooting for two. I have zero children who have been turned into a I changed a lot when there's 462 prisoners in the California system who are in line to get Transformed from male to female their board dude and the state of California can only do three a week Fuck women and women prison

Yep, and are they they want to be women they want vaginas they want to have no no they want to get breasts while keeping Their cocks so they can claim their women so they can go to women prison and fuck women Rave them they're playing the long game. Oh Shut up Yeah, bro Hey, dude, I'm gonna this is way off topic here. I think we're going to see a huge shift in Tommy's perspective on the world here. Oh, you do? I think he's going the other way.

I think you're hoping he's going to take a right. He's going a hard left. No, I think he's going hard left. He's going off the cliff, bro. Yacht killer. Listen to this. This just happened. This is crazy. Let me just tell you this. Read you this story really quick. A California serial killer who tied an Arizona couple to an anchor and drowned them in the Pacific Ocean

to raise money for a sex change operation, finally got one while sitting on death row with taxpayers money. Footing the bill thanks to left-wing policies pushed under the former state attorney general, Kamala Harris, now the Democratic 2024 presidential nominee. Skyler Dillon, 45, as the former goes on. Anyway, he fucking got on this fucking boat that he claimed to buy, tied the fucking couple to an anchor and threw them overboard, drank a few beers and went fishing. Now he's on death row.

And he got a sex change operation. How are you not shuffled to the fucking girls and girls prison? This is a fucking real story, guys. This this this is like this isn't even this isn't even believable. So why why do prisoners need anything other than food and water I think prisoners I think prisoners who have raped or killed Just need to be dead. They don't need food or water Why are we spending money on them if you've done any sort of I just I feel so strongly about he does HWPO Classic He does HWPO.

Classic. If you've committed a sex crime or you're a murderer, like if you're pedophile, sexual assault, sexual abuse, rape, whatever, you're, you're snow. There's no reforming you dead. Cool. See ya kill them all. At least if you kill someone, and this is a hot take, at least if you kill someone, they don't have to suffer for the rest of their fucking life with disgusting shit you did to them.

But if you fucking commit a sexual crime on somebody, they have to for the rest of their fucking life with disgusting shit you did to them but if you fucking commit a sexual crime on somebody they have to live the rest of their life with that you should be fucking hung I hate the rapers rapers and fucking especially kiddie diddlers dude I can get down with death to death to them all right if you had your oval team today. I don't mind it. No, John, you're not eating. Oh, you're not drinking milk while you're sick like this.

Are you? No, it makes your sinuses thicker. Yeah. I've, uh, drinking like six propels and three Gatorade. Hold up. Hold up. Does it better? So much better.

Does it make your sinuses thicker only when you're sick or always? Don't ask questions. Yeah, that's why you can't breathe with the shit, John. Also process sugar. Stop it. You're getting sicker. I'm trying to do a video on Sporty Beth that you should watch. For me, look, look, look, hey, hey, hey, hey, zero sugar. Hey, that's good. Like I probably have some fucking weird plastic. Look, look, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I told you why dude. And you just titled a fucking video. You did you do that on purpose to make the worst thumbnail, worst title and fucking video

YouTube history? I had a number of people message me going, Oh, we're talking about Trevor Bachbier because you don't know what that picture is because you were too busy doing shit at CrossFit to know what that picture is on the right. And the thing on the left is the Dubai Instagram thing. Don't fuck with me. I'm telling you, no one can see it. It's too small That's what she said. I think I think John Young is a CBG athlete

real talk Guys I think I'm gonna try to do a month of no sugar But I have to like mentally prepare myself for it. You know what that do you know what that entails? No propel no Gatorade No Big Mac's you fuck Hold on let me say something real quick about this video and then I'll let you guys beat on John's more this do not Let this thumbnail dissuade you guys. This has nothing to do with Dubai. This is like 90% Wade, you guys, this has nothing to do with Dubai. This is like 90% fun, CrossFit news.

And other stuff. It's one of Hiller's great news shows and he fucked it with his stupid ass little writing and no one gives two fucks about Dubai. And other stuff. And then this tomorrow is gonna be for my, I'm gonna watch this while I do my Craig Richie cardio session. Dude, I made that on my phone.

I just started streaming on my phone from my counter. 57 minutes of fun. I get so excited when I see your long videos. And I created the thumbnail of my phone. I just started streaming on my phone for my counter. 57 minutes of fun. This I get so excited when I see your long videos and I created the thumbnail by snuggies. Yeah, it's good. Sporty Beth. But I have to like I I need to mentally prepare myself and figure out what I can what I can eat. John you don't get baptized before you get baptized bro. Just wait in the water just be prepared to shoot your brains out I'm gonna try I think I'm think I'm shooting for November so you know y'all

go no nut November I'll do no sugar November no one's doing no some people are trying to find something equivalent of what it would feel like for me. Hey, you get this Sevan. No not November. Kayla. Is that young LA? Hey pointing makes no difference. Five of us on the screen fuck every night. What is that? He lives in a motorhome

in Florida. I've been waiting for you to say something about the QAnon for that every night. Oh, I like cross no nugget November. What is that? Hillary? It's Kamala. the- the- the- the- the- the I Comma law camel on his Taylor Pistor is he frozen? Yes I just couldn't believe the whole time. No, it's actually a Kamala Harris. Are those Taylor's hats? He left at your house. No Oh Maybe Judy Reed sent me this. You know, it's crazy. Someone sent me a huge, huge Trump fucking banner and it was wadded up in the corner of my office. And yesterday I fucking, or two days ago, I walked into Ari's room, my seven year old's room, and he's taped it up, uncovered up an entire wall.

You guys, you guys are not going to believe this, but search Kamala Harris hat on Google. And the first two hats that show up are MAGA 45 to 47 hats. I think Donald Trump is paying Google ads to show his hats up when you search Kamala Harris. That's uh, Kamala Harris, uh, hats. Wow. Wow.

That's incredible. Wow. What a troll. what a fucking troll. That's amazing. Fuck Kamala Harris. Official Donald. Sucks. I don't, I don't, that's not a Kamala hat, Taylor.

It's a fucking Kamala hat. It is. Kamala hat. It's like calm. Dude, I googled Kamala hat and not a single fucking hat showed up. I just figured it out. It's a comma la Oh my god, that's crazy. Someone should put Eunice, comma Eunice. Comma Eunice for a Kamala hat. Sometimes you say things and I'm like, how would you run a media company?

Blissfully. For every 100 bad ideas, there's four good ones. I surrounded myself by fucking five great ones really good ones Um, okay, uh tomorrow look for a new show new crossfit games update show, uh, we'll get updates on uh, john's health. Um, Taylor's, uh, I like i'm dying. We'll talk about kill taylor Tyler will have a dead body hung in that room And caleb will be in the same undisclosed location. Peace and love you guys. Bye bye.