The Sevan Podcast - Who is Competing in 2025 (North America East) | CrossFit Games Update Show

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

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For many, many, many, many, many, many, many years, I worked with Nicole Carroll. Probably most people don't know this, but she probably is the most influential woman in all of fitness who's ever walked the planet in my lifetime. In all of fitness, eh? Really?

Bodybuilding, running, all the things. Nothing delivered results like CrossFit. And it's hard for us, I think, that have been doing it for so long to think back. But I have that story that I'm lucky enough to tell is that three months in, I remember getting up out of, I was in a hotel room, I got up and I literally was like, okay, my feet hit the earth different.

I feel like I'm taking up more space. Like I'm taking up the space I was born to take. And I knew in that moment I'll never do anything else. And that was three months in. And I think if you're doing CrossFit consistently, three times a week for three months, you are gonna start to feel things. And then you're doing CrossFit consistently, three times a week for three months, you are gonna start to feel things. And then you're like, holy shit,

I didn't know you could feel this good. One- Same lineage as Elisa Fuliano, you can tell. They're like one family tree removed. That's crazy, you are correct. 100,000 trainers in and out of the program that she ran her and Dave Castro ran worldwide. She was there when there were 200 CrossFit gyms all the way to its peak when there were 15,000 CrossFit gyms. He wanted to be a trainer

if you want to take a level one, a level two, a level three. How many cross the gyms are left? 11,000, 400? I think that there's less than 10,000. Less than 10,000. Yeah, I mean, I do think that there will be a resurgence. I think there'll be a rebirth at some point. What that looks like, fuck, I don't know. I think they need to raise the affiliate fee

to have a rebirth to six thousand. I was not with someone who started another organization. Something like that would be good. Yeah. So it just has to be just run by someone who who caring is not enough. You have to live it. You have to like really, really fucking like it's everything like like anyone like you have to really just want to fight for it like like Greg did just like

Hey, fuck you CrossFit's the best. I Think that the cost of a rental space has to go down to a bit Welcome If you missed last night's show, we were told you who will be going not who will be going who'll be trying to go to the CrossFit Games out of Europe next year. This show, we're going to tell you. Out of the North America East, is that correct, Mr. Beaver? Correct. We will be looking at the list of last year's semi-final athletes out of North America East,

and we will be telling you who is going, who is going to try to go to the CrossFit Games. Oh, there's some people, man, I guess that's what's different about North America there are some people here lower on the 40 finishers who make an attempt. All right, you guys ready to play the game? I'm ready to play Bryson Del Monte will be joining us shortly soon as a Subaru pulls up to his fucking Trailer home whatever the four of you guys live in back in that country you live in uh number 35 jessica collegan she can make another run at it absolutely yeah she's making a run 10 out of 10 when does she get too old how old is she how old is she 20 32 jesus jessica collegium will be making her last time Carolyn Spencer 31 oof 5 out of 10

These people run until the wheels fall off dude like she'll be doing it. All right. They're just hoping the crossfit gets so fucking Someone else dies this year. So even few people people enter James a Briana Dunbar was she had crash Briana Briana Dunbar was it crash she'll be making a run I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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The most beautiful girl who is at the Northeast semifinals last year here in the looks Carolyn klutz 36 no She'll make a run for the Masters, but is that even the games anymore? Not according to Daniel Brandon. Man, the Masters. Wow, Daniel Brandon's retarded. Don't let me just say it.

It's also true. He's not wrong. Like the freaking Masters Championship is not the CrossFit Games. The Masters should scrape up 20 grand and have us cover that shit. Reese Witherspoon. A lot more than that. Reese Witherspoon. She's in. Wow she's only 17. And she's six foot three. No she's not.

Oh, God. Let's go with it. She's 3'145. Crazy. She's still growing. How good is Reese Witherspoon? Better than without her spoon. Is she better than Lydia Fish? No.

No way. No. Lydia Fish is a beast. Did Littlewood compete as a minor at the games? Yes. Do you know stuff? Carolyn Prevo. She'll keep going. Kieran Napoli.

I don't know who that is. Oh, we saw this girl at crash too. She fucking looked good, man. Nina. Nina's a beast. Ragovic She'll make another run. She's not concerned about any of the politics from last year's games. They're not weighing her down No, she is liberal flaming. Is she a mayhem athlete? Yeah, I'm just kidding. I don't know that she's a flaming liberal Let me touch flack for that. She's a mayhem athlete. Probably not. Oh, no. No, definitely not

There's not one liberal mayhem athlete. Yeah, Hey, Fernandez is probably the most flaming liberal athlete ever. There's not really, or he is not liberal. Worse than, uh, Annika Greer, I would say. Oh, Greer is a liberal. She's not a mayhem athlete. She's full libtard. Are you retarded Hiller? Because of her hair color or what? Yes, because of her hair color. I forgot that the direct correlation there. Yes, because of her hair color. I forgot that the direct correlation there

Can direct direct correlation McKenna insulin I Don't know that is Dana per Dana pran she'll try again. She's going Wow keys on the road Look at her with the fucking Taco Bell logo fucking beast She was at crash. Dominate. Her and John Young were a match made in heaven that didn't quite connect. Yeah, dude.

Taco Bell. Can you imagine the fights in the car going to dinner? McDonald's Taco Bell, McDonald's Taco Bell. It would be cool to be going to dinner someone who depends on it. I usually go, hey, Lex, what do you want?

I don't know. We're going to be someone who I usually go hey Lex, what do you want? Who I don't know. We're, uh, Lydia fish. I'd like to argue about not going to Taco Bell with anything. Wow. Look at this wish heart. I didn't even know wish heart was in semi-finals. So wish heart beat Lydia fish last year at the semi-finals North America East. We start to beast. So it was fish.

Uh, does fish finish higher than 19th this year? Fish, yeah. Oh, I don't know, dude. She took a, she had a big fucking, she had a massive meltdown on a workout in my opinion. That is like, you gotta be good at those movements. Overhead squats, overhead squats. Mental or physical? Physical.

Fisa Gafi, 16th. Will she make another run? She'll try. the game. I'm not sure if dude. She's a beast. She's going to make it next year. She's going to qualify. Really? She games athlete next year. I don't think we've said a single person that's going to qualify yet, but Folo will. Fisa coffee. Nope. Uh, Erica Folo. Let's take a peek. She's going. Oh yeah. She's awesome. Oh, I remember her. I remember her now that now that you bring it up, I remember her. She's smoking. She was in contention for like the first two days and then she got wrecked by that last day.

That's right. What were, what were, what, let me see. Uh, seventh, third, 19th, 20th, 15th, 39th. Okay. So yeah. So the first two days, the first day she kicked ass. She's like that mammoth, whatever prehistoric animal training method. So the mammoth people are always good. All right. Oh, isn't that Emma Lawson's camp? Yeah. Huh.

Ashley, Ashley was neat. I mean, the games could use her. She's the one with all the personality from training think tank, right? Yep. Yeah, she needs to make it. Amanda Barnhart retired. One through 10. Taylor, Taylor, how about you join the show, buddy?

I think Amanda Barnhart's a two. She's HWPO, she's fucking done. Oh, she's HWPO, she's a two. Yeah, I'm gonna give her like a four. Cause she's HWPO. Jordan, Jordan Schveck. She was a crash, right? She's only 21? I can't believe how young these girls are. Yeah, so she's a 10.

She's gonna go again. Annika Greer, Annika Greer. She'll finish 12th again, probably. So she's gonna try, give her a 10? Yeah, she's gonna try. Taylor, Annika Greer. Sure. It depends, if Trump gets elected, there's no way.

She's gonna fucking cry herself to sleep every night. There's no chance. If Kamala gets elected I'm thinking it's probably gonna give this girl a lot of energy and she'll probably try to compete Lexi Neely, I'm gonna give Annika Annika 10 Lexi needs to qualify to You think Annika Greer will qualify? Oh, you're off your rocker. Yeah, you can always say it's right outside so many years in a row Hey, dude, look it look at if he took 16th last year

Yeah, no way. Hey and it's gonna be all online Yeah, that's good for Anika. All right. No, she's not so good at all Spectrum of Colton Mertens to Fikowski. She's on Colton side. Oh Okay, Lexi Neely for sure trying. Yeah, Carolyn Stanley 10, right? Yeah. Chloe Gavonne David, that's an interesting one because she said she was going to retire.

I think she was trying to get pregnant, right? Give her a three. Let me give her a four. Taylor. Chloe Galvin David. Oh man, a four? She qualified this year. I'm getting how much I think she's gonna retire though. I think she said she was trying to get pregnant. All right, probably a probably a one then she's trying to get

that thing up in that thing. You know, I mean, a man retired because he was trying to get pregnant. Who? A man any man. Uh, hey, Adler like Jeff Adler trying to have a baby so he retires. Ah? A man, any man. Uh, Adler, like Jeff Adler is trying to have a baby. So your tires, uh, you know, well, Jeff Adler could actually get pregnant. Canada. She's not coming back. Canadian men can definitely get pregnant. No, Chloe and Gov in David. She's like on black on her. She's gone dark

Oh, she's definitely fucking last thing taking that taking that hubby pork sword trying to get a baby Pied Pimenza for sure trying 10 Yeah, she's now I don't think she is you don't think she is. No, I think she's done Uh, brooke wells Oh, she's fucking walk. Uh, actually jrpo athlete. She's going yeah, jrpo athletes always make it the the the No, that's a bad Jason's dog Teddy, but I don't think that's Jason's dog. I Don't know That's Jason's dog, I think I don't know could be a big fan of Brooke Wells Yeah, me too. I'm ambivalent. Well, JR likes a good person. So ambivalent means like I don't give a fuck If you have you been in her presence, Taylor? No.

Oh, she's got fucking, she's awesome. Uh, tell me Caleb, kill me. What happened? We need balance in the story. You think last time, last time I was in her presence, she was like heat catting on a table. So what's like she was like a heat casualty, like she fucking blacked out and oh

That one year. Yeah, I think she's washed it If she can't sort that out, she's fucked and I don't what place did she go a lot of things I've liked in her career like Jesus Christ train. That was good seventh. She's left every programming She's ever done not JR She's left every programming she's ever done not J. R. Is Started J. R's programming probably win the Masters games every fucking year They happen until she dies once she retires from individual chewing J. R's program be incredible She's won 40 consecutive games titles from 35 to Years has she been at the games? How many years has she done?

Five times. Nine times. I'd say 20 maybe, right? She was like 20 years old and she made it. Damn. A 1.8 million followers on Instagram. Damn, she lost seven million. I'm gonna give Brooke Wells a nine.

I'll give her a ten. Taylor? Ten out of ten. All right. Hailey Adams. Oof. That's a nine. Hailey gets a tenner.

She gets a tenner. I give Hailey a 6.5, guys. I like Hailey a lot, but if you withdraw due to basically no reason other than you don't feel like it. You mean like a couple of years ago? Yes. Then I think that like when you, when you hold out from competing for a year, I think that there's always a chance that you do that again. So I can't give her a 10 out of 10, but I think it's a four five.

Where is she training? Where is she training? No idea. So she's done with the Marios? I guess so. Team mayhem. So they rebuilt her and then she went back. So she was at mayhem. She had a fucking just a complete breakdown. And then she went to the Marios got rehabbed and then back. Got her boobs back. Got her boobs back and then got thrown in the mix This complete breakdown anywhere. Yeah, I don't know if that's on record What what's complete?

She had to be here off to I think the thing that she posted something to do with eating and her image right and she wanted to like focus on herself quote-unquote That's a breakdown I think the way she described it in her post was like a complete breakdown I think that's fair to say oh okay let's go back and check I didn't recall it guys let's not talk about mental health this is a touchy subject why might hurt by yourself after losing to Gabby McGowan yeah no I'm gonna fucking dude I'm elevated I'm enlightened now I've been beaten by a fucking girl and I kind of liked it Wow

You didn't get beat you just made the workout way easier for girls. Next step is next up Context Instagram account and it'll just be I got beaten by girls and I liked it Would be I was fucking broke Wells I was fucking broke Wells We didn't say it you said it yeah, fuck you guys yeah now you're saying it though, we're just quoting you new Taylor's the champion of equity CrossFit fairness king Am I that was unfair honestly And Sam said it too. He was like, wow, you're really trying to get beat today. 15 cows. Yeah, a year ago, I hated training. I hated going to the gym. Honestly hated myself.

That's a great one. Okay. Wow. You can put it that way then. All right. So I would give her a 10, but I agree that at any moment something could happen and she could... Dude, what's crazy is when I have a breakdown, I typically just take like a day or two off and then I can't keep myself out of the gym.

I'm like, fuck, I got to get back. Well, you're not... Yeah, I wonder if she ever just tried like working out. That usually helps with mental health. She cares about herself more than you care about yourself Taylor true Shelby Neil attend to a nine because you guys made some good points. Yeah For sure 10. Oh, yeah, she's like an 11 although propose this let me propose this she is Moving to her she moved to Vermont. That's a bad sign.

Is she? Fikowski is her coach, dude. Is she moving to Vermont to be closer to Brent? No, that's where her dude works. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Fikowski is going to get in her ear and be like, hey, do not compete. Look into my eyes. Do not compete.

Fikowski would never do that to Shelby. All right. He would try, but he would, he would never say that directly to her. Daniel Brandon. I'm going to give Shelby Neil a 10. I'm going to give her a nine. He's like an 11. Taylor. I give her 10. Bryson.

Nine. All right. Daniel Brandon. I'm gonna give her 10 for sure competing absolutely dude bryson you've got to shave whatever the fuck is on the front of your head dude you're in here right now what the fuck? it looks like a poodle's ass yeah what what what dude they say they say humans or owners look like their dogs yeah you look like a chocolate labradoodles butthole right now. Come here buddy. Wow. This is what I'm trying to emulate. You look like Dr. Disrespect. Holy shit. God dang. Are you at your parents' house? Yeah. Yeah. Pool table. Nice. Yeah, that's the giveaway. His dad

Oh my god. So it is you. Yeah, we got more rejected by RumbleWakeKick. What? Why was he rejected? Because he freaking brooms kids, dudes. Yeah. Hey, before we go to... He did? Yeah. Hey, before we go to Danielle Brand and get all the numbers on her, I think that many many women are gonna do Sentinel training today or in the next couple days. I think a lot of women are gonna see Gabby's score on that and have to test that workout out. No what they're gonna see is 15 calories for women in that and they're gonna be

like oh Sentinel just makes it way easier for women I guess and then it should have been 16 right should have been 18 no I'm serious I 20 then I bet you might as well yeah I agree I bet you 20 I bet you 20 women around the world who are contenders for the CrossFit Games have already done that workout since we posted it no shot yeah for sure I don't mean beat your time you know know who did listen to this. I'm gonna I'm gonna out somebody. Sorry, I'm interrupting you. I'm gonna out the fuck out of somebody. It's gonna be hilarious. Lucy Campbell. Isn't she the Australian girl she made to the games

this year? Yeah, she's the commentator. She accidentally in the history of sports. No, she's not a commentator. She's a games athlete. But she's a commentator also, I think. She's a games athlete, but she's a commentator also, I think She's good. I think Pull it up Caleb. She accidentally responded to my story when she meant to send it to someone else Nice and and she goes it was this is a while. I'd like to sit on his shaven face. No, it was It was a while ago Wells I'd sit on his face. Oh Daisy McDonald Daisy McDonald. Sorry his face. Oh, Daisy McDonald, Daisy McDonald. Sorry, not Lucy McDonald.

Oh, I love Daisy McDonald. I love her. Do you know who that is? Yeah. She's been on the show. She's at Australia. So she goes, she goes, this could be a fun one for today. Even a workout that I posted.

Um, like I posted a workout on my story. She goes, this could be a fun one for today even. And I just never saw you guys. Oh, sorry. Meant to send this to someone else looks fun Yeah, Daisy's great. Daisy trains with the other Haley Adams in Australia So I saw I responded after I saw I was like now I'm just gonna send you now I expect you to send me workouts and return Did she?

No, she was like I sent her a different work. I sent her a work. I did that day But it's like I get I get like this fucking tingly feeling when people do my workouts. Yeah, you should. Yeah, so if you guys aren't doing sentinel and you're on the Twitter. Daniel Brandon, Hiller. 10. Zero. You don't think she, you don't think she's competing this year? No, dude. Are you out of your goddamn mind?

What are you saying zero for? She's too bad responding to, um, she does too busy doing rads. Abortion is on the ballot. She's not competing. It's an election year. We have serious things to do. Are you crazy? How do you give her a six, Bryson? What are you talking about?

She did. She's one bad day away from just completely changing careers and Wow. She hit her head. Wow. I'm giving her nine. Good. You got knocked me down a point. Wow. That's true. You knocked me down a point.

She's one bad day away from an OnlyFans account and fucking partnering up with Sam by ono just a Marlboro And Lawson Emma Lawson giving her a five. She's a two. I Like the five foot a bit She's a complete unknown is she doing a rogue no no she withdrew from rogue, bro What happened? I don't think she was true. She turned her invite down. Yeah, it's not withdrawing She's only she's only 19 dude. You don't turn a fucking invite to rogue down

If you're Canadian Invite to rogue down if you're Canadian Why so therefore she's a to look at her IG Caleb she's up. She said happy Thanksgiving four days ago She's not um they don't have Thanksgiving in Canada. Yeah, they do oh Is she retarded it's not even November yet. She's Canadian What they have a different Thanksgiving day? Yes, they also have a different like it's a Halloween, dude They can't fucking call it Thanksgiving. They can't just fucking copy us In October when for America it's fucking Halloween and pretend like you guys didn't just steal that holiday. Oh, did just a bunch of Canadian Halloween. We still know. Hey, shut up. Did

a bunch of Canadian pilgrims just magically sit down for dinner with a bunch of Canadian Native Americans and decide to also call it Thanksgiving. Oh, it's French. I fucking hate it even more, dude. Get the fuck out of here. I'm here with Canadian Thanksgiving. What's going on with her? She's the second coming. Why would she take time off? Is she not having fun? No, no, she almost withdrew from the games last year. Thanksgiving is a statutory holiday.

And most of Canada and an optional holiday in the Atlantic province of Prince Edward. I got to hate Canada. Nevermind. I don't even want to know what's a statutory holiday they mandate that you make thanks to fucking Justin Trudeau. Dude, Mara says that apparently Daniel Brandon said she was going to become a gym teacher after the last games and retire. Wow. Where, where was that said Maris because we should pull that up I'd be crying imagine the boys locker room after a class of Danielle team fucking gym class I'm about to re-enroll in high school. Oh the high school boys locker

Why does our Jimmy covering? Common blood Just smell like cigarettes, dude? Oh my God. Someone said that, why does my gym teacher smell like cigarettes? Oh, that's good. Hey, um, what, what seriously though, what's going on with Emma Lawson? She's she, I mean, she has, why can't why can't what what is there pressure on her?

She's giving Mal O'Brien. Girls are allergic to working out. Huge Mal O'Brien did. She did high rocks. She's fucked dude. She's Oh, done. And Jack Barlow is balder than I am somehow but he still has hair. Dude, he's bald and like you. Good. I understand. Arlo doing I am. He didn't shave it like you. Good, good.

I understand Carlo doing high rocks. I don't know why Emma did it. How old is he? Jack, you just gotta shave your big bucking head, bro. That hairline is crazy, dude. It's done for you. Yeah, the running's good for Jack. I think he's like 38, though.

Jack, no. Listen, Jack needs to fight, get Colton Merton's running coach. Why? Because I just think it would help him him Colton doesn't have a running coach he just runs more because he's an athlete No, no, he got it. He had someone unfuck his running. He said Yeah, Totoro All right, Emma Emma listen I don't know how to say this nicely bucked No one cares really about you and Mal in the way that they

care about Danielle Brandon. There should be no head trauma for you. Just chill. Just turn off your fucking phone and work out and win the games and get the 300 grand. Hey bro, do you know what the head trauma is, Sevan? What? She's never been a fucking child. She's never been a kid.

She started trying to win the games and she was like fucking 13 probably dude. That's not normal. All you do is monitor what you put in your body and every fucking session you work out and track it all from the age of like fucking 14 on. That's crazy. You never smoked a fucking blunt. You never hotbox the fucking car. You never ran a fucking green light because you were so fucking high that you thought it was red No, she never flipped a car and went to rehab Yeah, you never fucking spent 90 days in a fucking wilderness program either you fucking lose Car no, dude, you only think she's hotboxes Jack Barlow's fart under fucking blankets.

Wow. So she hot boxed. They light a fucking incense stick and close the door. That's her hotbox. Then. Holy shit. Okay, well, hey, then I wanna say this. Emma, if you wanna expedite that process, just fucking get on, get involved in some MDMA or MOLLE for a month, go to a bunch of raves. And then come back. So we let the barbell short, guys, for a couple days.

You'll come back. This is not real. This is not real. Hot boxes when you smoke a blunt in the car and you leave the windows up and it turns into a hotbox. It's severe. It can be, it doesn't have to be a car, just any small area. That's true. A closet. A fucking attic. I've done that. I've never done that. Attic?

I smell hotboxed. Oh, really? It's honestly not that great. I feel like it doesn't make you any higher. I think it's moving in the house at 29. You just smell like shit after. It just happens because it's the location you're in is up. You know what I mean? No, we used to try to do it and I wasn't a huge fan because if you just smoke a blunt then the only thing that stinks is your breath. Your breath smells like fucking poop and dick. But then if you hotbox, your entire body just smells so bad.

We would cover, close the flu of fireplaces and just throw in like a fucking pound of dirty Mexican weed. Jesus Christ. In the fireplace? Yeah, and then close the flu. And let this thing go. Are you trying to set your house on fire?

Whose house? Just whatever, your house, anyone's house. No way. You're gonna lock them in house, yeah. That would demote the house. Did you hear Taylor's house got locked off? You can't do that. Anyway, Emma, I don't know what to tell you then.

That's out of my pay grade. But seriously, I would do some ecstasy for a month and go to some raves. Have a harsh come down, keep training. This is a great point about this bike. If Emma Lawson starts training with HWPO, it will help her mentally and she will win this 2025 CrossFit Games said no one ever Anyway, that's a shame Emma you're cool. No one that metal keeps burner account I do think Emma's cool. I think Jack's cool, too. But I do think when you live a life, that's way too fucking rigid. Yeah

Lot that can go wrong Yeah, that's a shame because she's so fucking just under the radar and she should just enjoy that. And like, man, cause you're gonna look back when you're 50 and be like, fuck, why didn't I have my shit together? Damn, I never smoked weed. Alexis Raptis, 100%.

Bryson's gonna do that too. If Alexis- I'm gonna get Bryson high one day. Not gonna happen breath 100% right unless she has some sort of like bowel movement yeah she's in yeah she's it stops her think she can win the games no no my daddy McGaugh was winning the game ever or next year. You think she's ever you think she's stuck in like Scott

Panchic land. I think she can win. I got I don't I don't know for as bad as your takes were yesterday. Sevan you've had good ones today. Yeah, she's stuck in Scott Panchic land. I don't think you said one accurate thing yesterday.

Alright, well the Sevan think that or was he asking us if we think that? Well, I mean I get points. He gets points for both. Thank you. I think when Tia retires Alexis could win the games. No, she couldn't I don't think she's a lock to win the games, but I think she'll Where did she uh, where did she place this year? Dude, she's, she's phenomenal. And every year will be like top eight, maybe even like top five, but she'll never win.

Uh, she took a sixth. Yes. You can't be getting beat by Emily role for Bethany Flores. Alexis Raptors has as much of a chance to win the games as Bill Leahy has to qualify for the game. The game is. What this practice has as much of a chance to win the games as bill like he has to qualify for the games. Wow. How old

is how old is wrapped is. Twenty three twenty four what was the hot take. No don't worry about it. Say it right I said Alexis Raptors has as much of a chance to win the games as Bill Leahy has to qualify for the games. Oh, that's pretty good. I would say that's a good take because Bill doesn't have much of a chance to qualify. So I think Alexis also doesn't have much of a chance to ever win.

I would like a huge chance. I just think it's possible. No, I think Bill Leahy has more of a chance to qualify than she just have to what she has to win The thing you got to remember is she has a lot of back issues sometimes And I don't know that I've heard of any fucking games champ winning that has like a ton of back issues That's cuz they don't yeah, but I've never heard of well Matt Frazier No, he has his fucking he has his vertebrae fused and he's Yeah, Alexis might show Alexis might go do that tomorrow

Wait, Alexis has back issues? And stomach issues I know she has a butt hole Her gut biome is fucked up bro Yeah Hey, I've never heard of anyone qualifying for the games who eats two pounds of sour cream a day So I'd say Bill Leahy probably isn't going to qualify for the games either I wouldn't say it has anything

I don't think it has anything to do with the sour cream I think it has a hundred percent due to the fact that he has fucking 30% vagina DNA. Oh So do you know? No, I don't I don't have any pussy in me, dude Billy you ever wondered what it looks like between Bill Leahy's legs. Just look at Taylor's face after he shaves his mustache. Oh Wow between Bill Leahy's legs just look at Taylor's face after he shaves his mustache. Oh wow. Oh Will just catching strays. T-Clair Toomey for sure right 100 percent. Well like that. No I'd give her an eight. You talk about the Barbie knob on the top of your head. Make me big Caleb. What's what why? Make me big. Up he's up he's dad up. He's that's lay. He's that he's looked at lay. He's groin. That's what it looks like That's his pussy

Bill a's clit is insane Hiller's touch it. Hiller slept in the same bed as you. That's for sure. That's for fucking reason. Holy fuck. Why an 8 Bryson for Miss Toomey? I don't know.

I just think she's getting old. And she already wanted to retire two years ago, the year before last year, then she got pregnant and now she's starting a family. I think she will, but I just think it's not a 10 out of 10 like it would have been three years ago. You think there's a chance she'll get pregnant again? Is that what you're not? I'll give her a nine.

I was going to give her a 10. I'll give her a nine for that. I don't think she gets pregnant again. I think they're a single child type of family Absolutely, they have one and they're like, yeah, that's enough No, no, no, no She's getting them fucking tubes tied bro, or Shane's getting those testes pulled out You think to you would get bolt-ons? Ah, no, I don't think to you whatever get bolt-ons. I do think Shane would probably

Get his Shane would Shane would get his tube tied. Shane's gonna get bolt-ons and extensions. Tia's getting her fucking Tia's getting a vasectomy and Shane's getting his tubes tied. Hey we should never do shows so close to kill Taylor when we're all still in the mood. I'm giving her a nine. Bryson's given her an eight. Andrew Hiller. She's, she's competing. She's going to compete until she's a thousand years old. You didn't do a single bench press. You dumb idiot. Your elbows didn't lock out a single time. And no, you didn't beat me at semi-finals, Bill. There you go. You're only as good as your last competition, you queef. Taylor, Tia Toomey, one through 10. I would say nine. Oh, because this isn't Bill. Who is Bryson? Sorry, I'm reading the comments. I give Tia a nine. I think she's a beating. I think she just smokes meth until she like I see Tia as she really is a robot. She doesn't the Crikey! A fucking deadlift! Okay, Steve Irwin.

I gotta go to the Dunny and blow a fat shit out of my ass and then fucking... Kill this open workout! Jesus Christ! Hey, she's for sure gonna have another kid. Hey, I wouldn't be surprised if she wins, has another kid and comes back. Comes back again. No way! If she has another kid, she's washed. You're listening to you don't have another kid.

There's no chance you come back and have many kids to you or win the games this year then go have like a hundred or something. Yeah. Do you guys think it would be cool to see a champ who is as dominant as like her and Matt and Froning just keep going until they're getting like 30th place? Yes. They always retire. I think it would be cool to see a champ like her or Matt get beaten and then retire. So if Tia has balls and she really wants what's best for CrossFit, she'll get her fucking ass beat this year and then she'll ride off into the sunset. She doesn't know what's best

for CrossFit though. Hey do you think, do you think you'll ever come out and have a mental health issue breakdown? You know how there's this trend to pivot your platform to... Yeah. Yeah. No. Shane Mike. Rich is hunting and reading books, reading all the autobiographies of the presidents. Matt's going the mental health route.

Is he really? Have you seen... Yeah, he's going the mental health route. Is he really? Have you seen, have you seen? Yeah, he's destroying everyone's mental health. Have you ever? Didn't he just do a mental health conference? Who? He did do a mental health conference for the love of God. He did.

Oh my God. He's trying to teach everybody about how not to treat mental health. If there's one person that shouldn't be giving a mental health conference, it's Matt Frazier. I think he did it in Canada and it was at their medical assisted suicide conference. Yeah, Matt Frazier's coping mechanisms are convincing himself that everyone hates him and Dave's trying to program him out of the games. That's not very mentally healthy.

Yeah, he's an insane person. Yeah, in an insane asylum, he's an insane person. Yeah. In an insane asylum surrounded by other insane people. I think this good. If you ever look at Shane and Tia like just their mannerisms, like I don't think I don't think you could make them crazy. I don't think there's anything you could do to make Shane or Tia break down. Just look at Shane. He's always like this. He's part crocodile dude. He's he's always got one eyebrow higher than Hillers has ever been in his entire life. It's crazy. Well, one, just one. It's like fucking his one eyebrows on top of his head and he just looks like he's going to bite your fucking dick off.

Like I don't think you could just, I don't know, Tia and Shane are. And I think Tia is close to her family too. I think she has a strong family. Component for sure. For sure. I talk a lot of shit about both of them, but I, I like it. If anybody has a recipe for success, that's like, I mean, and you also hear that they aren't terrible people. Who you hear that?

Yeah. You hear that? I wouldn't go as far as to say they're good people, Hiller, but I don't hear that they're terrible people. I hear about a lot of people that they're terrible people like Meadow Keith Yes, okay They seem very focused I do think that this I think that their journey was perfect I think they opened a gym and I think something happened over there There was a colossal failure and instead of giving up, they rebooted with Nick Johnston.

Right. They found a way through. Hey, Tudor, Tudor, pumpkin eater. Wow. And by the way, if you'd like to meet Tia Tumi, you can, she's there every morning at the paper street coffee, coffee shop in Nashville with a beautiful child. And you can ask her herself if she's going to have a second one. Have I read Matt's book? Matt Fraser's book? The one with the workout that's like 10 rounds for

time, 50 deep all gleaned, 200 Gs. Yeah I won't be reading that fucking book it'll make me dumber and give me rabdo. He didn't read that book. I think Shane looks a little bit uh, Cro Magnum, like a little like his voice is so deep that my ears can't even like hear it sometimes. And he kind of he's got like some alligator component to him. Like if you if he got shot in that forehead with a 22 would ricochet off. I do like that you keep calling it an alligator. You know what I mean? Like Ricky Gerard, you couldn't use a small caliber bullet on him. Shane looks like if he's trying to change the battery on his riding lawnmower and he strips the bolt with the wrench, he fucking slams it on the hood and like dents it. Like yells, fuck! Did you guys ever have those books in your school library, the Animorphs,

where it was like people who change and it shows up one by one at a time? Shane looks like the first one after human that's going to a rat. Like, and his rat in this one's human. It's just the first slide over from human. Like, it's just barely, barely. It's there. Yeah.

It's the first one. I never left the first picture. Oh, fuck the anteater. God damn, dude. That's crazy. What is that? I look like my dog. So I'm not hating on anybody. I'm the ugliest thing that's ever been on this show. Animorphs. It's like just some fictional series about people that transform into fucking animals. God damn, that was crazy Bryson. Good ad.

Alright. Well Shane, consider that free genealogy from the Sub-On Podcast. You don't have to do a 23 it. All right. Well, Shane, that consider that free. Uh, if you genealogy from, uh, the sub on podcast, you don't have to do a 23 and me anymore, bro. Go to the subway station, New York city. You'll find it. Oh my God. All right. Uh, okay. Uh, well let's do one final on teach you me. I'm giving her a nine. She's competing. It's a 10 for me.

Eight Taylor. I'm giving her a nine. She's competing. It's a 10 for me. Bryson. Eight. Taylor. Nine. And why a nine for you? You think cause like she could, she's so dominant. She could just change her mind or she might catch a hot load of baby batter or something. Uh, I mean, anything could happen with the kid.

Like, you know, you just, things come up as a mom, as a family, like you just might not, it might not work out. So I don't know. I just give it a nine. I don't think it's a guaranteed All right Now to the man. Ooh, there's some interesting ones in here. Oh guys look matto keeps in the chat Hey, fuck off wrong show to watch Matto keep eight Nice to see you Number 36, Will Morad.

Yeah. He's in it. I don't know if you guys have been all or been skated. He's in, he's going to win the games this year. Oh my God. No, he's done and not in a bad way. Like I think Will's moving on. I don't know, dude.

He's done. I don't know. I don't know if he, he, that's, he just knows, knows what he knows. Which is. He's done. I don't know. I don't know if he that's he just knows knows what he knows Which is that he's done. I don't know what that means This year and like first day he withdrew and it's like I Don't any just he came up to me and Taylor was talking about he was like, yeah, I'm just getting old Heidi Krum Sevan, why are you such a well-hung man? I don't know.

Well, well hung. I will cage back your ass. It would be crazy to put being Matt O'Keefe in a cage. It would never happen. Matt O'Keefe is the kind of guy who pays someone else to fight for him. With someone else's money. With someone else's money. He's like, hey, I've got an investment opportunity for you. Hey, I need you to fight this guy who's a dick. Oh, like the dwarf did in Game of Thrones?

Yeah. Will Morad, I'm going to give him a seven. Bryson? I say six. Four. How many views do you think that would get? Four. What do you you get Taylor?

For will I go for as well. It's a good Hey, someone should grab him as a coach. He's a great coach too How much pay-per-view views do you think we get if it was me versus Matt O'Keefe Dude, that would be like Woody Harrelson if he decided to start working out versus Woody Harrelson if he did Ozempic. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Damn, that was good.

Woody Harrelson yoked versus Woody Harrelson leukemia. Yeah. Stefan Kostek. And Matt O'Keefe is the yoked one Okay, fuck face. I don't know alopecia. I think so low on the guys. I feel we started Cuz I recognize I got 10 Yeah, none of these dudes matter a joke Joseph. You know matters. No, he's in Joey What do you mean?

Am Crockett matters that guy's out Pete mason matters cam. Crockett sounds like he should be in like, uh, is it davy crocket? Uh, what's his name? Yeah Damn austin spencer has been competing since the dawn of time He's a krypton guy. Yeah, he's in Guy he was he was in maine, but then he moved to miss in critical. He was in Maine, but then he moved to Crystal. He was. Mathias Porter. I would say especially for the guys, the less you know their name, the more likely they are to try to qualify for the games. That's why I say they don't matter.

Yeah. That's what I meant when I said they don't matter. They're all competing. Brace yourself. If you're sensitive, we're going to get to a name here that's going to open the flood gate. So everyone, if you're sensitive, now is the time to a name here that's gonna open the floodgates. So everyone, if you're sensitive, now's the time to turn off the show. Mathias Porter.

He's in. That's sensitive? No, Jorge Fernandez. Will Carter's in, don't fucking skip him. I don't even know who that is. Will Carter's in, Jorge Fernandez, how old is he, he's like 129? Yeah, 29.

God, he has the voice of a 14-year-old. We were at Wadapalooza, and I had never met the guy the guy before and we were walking with like JR and JR walked by and was like Jeros Okay, what's up? He's like hey, what's up, man? I was like whoa That was crazy, I mean don't don't you remember that Bryson yeah, I had I didn't notice I didn't notice his voice Being too high. I guess I would just like that. Yeah, or take up or take it You don't look at him and expect him to have a big bold voice Jorge Fernandez, I don't know. He'll try you won't get very far. I give him a 10. He's trying

price I Give him a nine Hello, I love Ben Smith I give him a nine. I love Ben Smith. He's going. He's going. Okay, Ben Smith. I think he's done.

I think he's done too. He's going to put all his energy in the Gabby now. I give gave a four Bryson Bryson Bryson five across the game's champ Yeah, he's like a seven for me. Oh, I give him a five The one-legged man Jake Berman also a five and a half on sir or six maybe he wants it so bad But his body's so beat up, huh? I Don't know You go full speed

See ya three Marquand Jones Three boy fuck is 34. He's been around forever. I like it. I like motherfucking Jones Taylor or I like it. I like Motherfucker Jones. Taylor? Four. Four. Six.

Bryson? Seven. I had ten. I give him a ten. He's going to try. Do I need to do this guy, Evan Rogers? Yeah, he's in. Ten. He's just a rower. He just rose. Oh, he's thirty? God dang.

That's crazy. Maybe nine. I give him a rower. He just rose. Oh, he's 30. God dang. That's crazy. Maybe nine. I give him a six now. I can't compete in masters. Eric Clark, I don't know who that is either. He's in for sure. Ten. Spencer Pancik, ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Dan, he's 28 now?

Yeah. What the fuck year, Spencer? Dude, he's been doing CrossFit now for fucking 14 years or more. Maybe more like 20 Nate Ackerman stops eating crayons. I think he's in oh He's fully like he's a crayon eater. He doesn't look retarded just looks like no You can't get him to stop eating Elmer's glue. He's like got it all over his mouth. He's like laughing about it You're like, dude

He's like got it all over his mouth. He's like laughing about it. You're like, dude Didn't he move to mayhem from bruce? Yeah. Yeah and dom has to fucking lock up the omers glue and the fucking crayon Hey, um, let me go back for a second here. Let me put a pause on the boys. What about emma. Carrie? Oh, she's done for I don't think so if she finds a if she think the right booger and eats it one day that I think she's in I'd give her an eight. I think seven I like I like an eight if Nate Ackerman is the

ultimate crayon eater Emma Kerry still picks her nose and eats it. How old is she I pick my nose does and it is our twenty one Max. She's a booger eater. Four more years she's not not competing because of the boogers though. Yeah, she is. No, if she doesn't get a good booger, it's a bad training day.

I think that's like a… I would imagine her like wake up, dig around in there and she finds a good one, she's like PR. It's a high glycemic carbohydrate. That's why she likes them. High glycemic carbohydrate. Jason, what do you give Emma Carrie? I originally said eight, but I think probably seven.

I think, uh, why would she move to mayhem and then, and then not compete. That doesn't make any sense. And well, because her reasons were like religious reasons, not like, Yeah. That was crazy. But my point is that that's a a that's a significant lifestyle change And I Have to guess she's going there to regroup to attack to be honest

I think she didn't want a coach that was fucking her competition Danielle yes Right then I'm not saying it's a bad thing that Torres was fucking Danielle also Danielle. Yeah. She also thing to not want right. Then I'm not saying it's a bad thing that Torres was f*****g Danielle. I'm just saying, Hey, if I am competing against Danielle chance, I don't want my coach f*****g my competitor. You think that not, not metaphorically, but literally, you think that her fee SIG coffee? I don't think fee is on the level that Amazon. Yeah. But do you think it hurt? I don't think he's is on the level that Emma's on. Yeah, but do you think it hurt?

I don't think Fee's good enough for it to hurt. Okay, but Emma has podium possibility. Right, Emma's beaten Danielle. Didn't Emma beat Danielle at Rogue or at the Games as well? I mean, she had a lot of home runs. I mean, she could have been the future of the sport. She's crazy fit. So insanely fit, but another athlete with back issues, another, another,

another athlete with a lot of back issues. So that's a question mark. All right. Uh, I may carry. I'm going to give her a nine. I give her an awfully high, but I guess I'm giving her eight. So Bryson? Seven. Oh, when is this?

Is this her most recent post? Yeah, seven weeks ago. Oh, why are you torque tanking? Yeah. Why are you torque tanking? Me? You have a torque tank. I've had fucking five knee surgeries.

The torque tank's good for me. Yeah, she has a bad back. Get the fuck out. Yeah, you don't push a slab when you have a bad back. You fucking boogers. I do. Dammit. Yeah, you don't push a slab when you have a bad back you fucking boogers That's her most recent post Caleb the sled a torque tank Oh damn She's doing bear hug squats cuz her backs bugging her hundred percent Hello, I hope you are will I am writing to you. I'm Colombian and I'm your fan

Wow. Hello. Thank you fan. I'm gonna start writing like that Like a pen pal. Let me see your post before that. Let me see that front squat one Okay, slowing it down and take it Twelve weeks ago, so she's not posting very often You know, I was it's slowing it down. I would say not posting very often brings my number up to an eight or nine. Really? Yeah. She's grinding, bro. No, look at now. When Mal dipped out, she didn't post once.

When you're driving, she posts, she posts, Ramad or go, why don't you write about yourself when you feel great about yourself and you're driving, she posts rom wad or go wad things every day. When you feel great about yourself, when you feel great about yourself and you're feeling yourself, you post a lot. Like Gabby. When you're like, ah, fuck, I don't know if I'm going to do it. You're like, fucking, ah, I'm going to have to post the video of me fucking bear hug squatting because my back's fucked up. Gabby's in full kadoos mode.

Yeah, kadouche. I posted like 20 times the other day. I think that kadouche is the sound of Laura's turn hitting the toilet Okay back to the boys Were there any other girls that I forgot who didn't compete this year? I feel like there was maybe one or two someone else. I forgot anyone else I Feel like there's a shitload.

Katrin? Yeah. Oh fuck yeah. I think we did Katrin yesterday. We did but we just talked about her fucking bolt on hammers. And? That's all we talked about. And?

That's all we talked about. So that makes it a one. Okay, Nate Ackerman, do you have any chance of qualifying? Not that year. It depends on what color crowns he's munching on. One okay Nate Nate Ackerman did you have any chance of qualifying? Not that year it depends on what color crowns he's munching on apparently I look inbred more inbred you got that I like Ben wall boulangerie he's He's definitely competing I like Ben wall he's cool. Ben. Well, he's cool. He said God look at that fucking neck He is that no way next to that dude at Krypton who has cancer. Oh The guy the guy who looks like fucking he was the boy in the striped pajamas

God that's tough, dude He's got a big fucking neck and he's got an even bigger bald spot I'm gonna i'm gonna go with my heart on this 10. I really want to see jack compete Dude, what was what was crazy is him taking 17th at semi-finals. I know did anyone ever find out what happened? Yeah, he was sick. I think great the the first two days I so want to be on the jack farlow train. I wish he'd do fucking better Wow, what was that? What was the workout in the morning on day two that squat workout? The front squat double under workout did they?

Dude, I fucking arred him in that workout. That's crazy. Sorry Jackie boy. That's nuts What is arred raped nuts. What is art raped? Oh, I didn't want to say hey, Lizzie and Maristead. We couldn't say that anymore. So yeah, we got in trouble. Yeah. But look at the last three workouts. The last three workouts. Those are the CrossFit workouts. No, they're not. Oh, okay. The first three are so CrossFit II. The last three are like meh, sorry, event four is that? Was the row handstand walk, kind of niche. Event five was all snatching. And the final event was the bike muscle up lunge,

really short power output. That's crazy. A lot of people had inverted scores like that. Go to mine. First three and last. Oh, we got to work too. We got to keep working through. Okay. Jack, I'm going to go with my heart at 10 Bryson. Eight. Hiller seven Taylor. I'm going to 7.5. Uh, Vin, you Alex Vino.

Ooh. Four. He's been around forever too. I'm giving him six. I say five. This is whether or not they're going to compete, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He's 32 bro. Okay. One. Wow. Oh, we're getting some texts two out of ten for Emma Lawson in the locker room thread I know that's why I said two out of ten dude, and I trust that text. Yeah, me too. He knows What a shame so let me let me ask is you guys think Lawson's like out in her mind she's out out I think she's all in on Jackie boy. They're gonna try to push Jack to the podium, but I don't think it's gonna be enough

Drake push jack to the podium but I don't think it's gonna be enough. Uh, Dre, uh, and you got a thought on Vigneault, Taylor? I think he's a four just because he's just been doing it for so long. I really liked the guy a lot and I could be totally fucking wrong. Dre Strom, uh, two. He's another four. I didn't, I, it was kind of shocked me. They competed this year. Uh, Andrew Hiller Yeah, six out of ten to the other Christopher one Bison

You see one. Yeah, he ain't going for he's done I get a nine and oh you're crazy You're crazy, dude. Him and Bailey Rael are like visiting churches around the planet or something. Dude, he thinks that it's God's plan that he's missed by one spot like 17 years in a row and that he's just waiting for God

to give him the pass to move on through. Hey, when I did my property. Do it then, because of what Bryson said. When I did my property, then because what Bryson said, when I did my property, uh, fucking property research or whatever, you do like a fucking property search. You get like all the information on the property when you're doing like a fucking house. Oh, truly go on. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, when the sex offenders came up, David Weed was on the list and that's actually why me and Lizzy fucking canceled the contract. They're like five in the neighborhood and he was three of them fucking David

David's in the sex sexual offender list in every state. Yeah Taylor self. Oh, no. No, sorry, uh, hiller Tyler Chris. We have a two and a ten. Yeah, he's a ten He's in he's a not a ten. You're There he's a fucking zero. I say nine or ten as well. Thank you. What else is he gonna do? Be a zero drive the fucking car around while Bailey rail builds her fucking media empire. Oh true. It's not going so hot Taylor self that's because people don't want to watch good. Well good well fed Spiritual wellness Taylor has one dream and it's to make it to the games I'm gonna touch I give him the snacks Wow Wow for me to compete Wow yeah that's probably pretty accurate do we do it Taylor's been doing to everybody he took

a year off he took it easy he didn't even take the week seriously enough to his own semi-final last year he's a fucking six hahaha that's right I'm honestly I don't get all right. I'm gonna get myself a head. You've been in this run all day long, didn't even wear a hat. Listen, let me ask you this, Bryson. Do you think he's afraid of the pressure like last year was like his first attempt? So there was no pressure on him and he's afraid to deal with the

pressure of trying more seriously because of the of if he tries harder and fails, it'll sting more. I don't think he is afraid of the pressure from the outside. I think he maybe is a little scared of it from the inside you think JR could unfuck him not completely but I think you know all the people around him a little bit they would fuck this shit out of me oh Oh my god Wouldn't that be amazing if Taylor just went up there and fucking trained in the fucking shed all alone for six months? Oh Here you go. This is probably the most accurate statement If Trump wins Taylor competes if Trump loses we never hear from Taylor again already won you idiots? Yeah

Come come on come watch glint and things at 5 p.m. Eastern. You'll find out what's going to happen. Glinton things tonight. Taylor Self, big prophecies. Steph Stovall. Oh, yeah, he's going to 10. Yeah. Yeah, he's in. Fuck you. I'm a 10, you fucking pussies. Yeah. You're like a nine.

Shut the fuck up. No, this is the thing. This is the paradox. Because Taylor's listening to this show, if we all give him a six, it actually turns into a nine. Shut the fuck up. No, this is the thing. This is the paradox. Because Taylor's listening to this show, if we all give him a six, it actually turns into a 10. But if we had all said 10, then it would have turned into a five because he would have been like, oh, all these guys think they know

what I'm gonna fucking do with my life. And then he wouldn't compete. Hey, look, though, the fact that he's listening to this show, we can't even fucking have an accurate prediction. My interest in semi-finals goes up 87.2% if Taylor competes. Your interest? I'm definitely competing in semi-finals. What if it's online?

Yeah, I'll compete online. What do you mean what if, Bryson? It's going to be online and that's the thing. What's it going to look like? How are we going to do online semi-finals? We're going to do Taylor versus the world with semi-finals? Yeah, totally. That'd be sick. That's what Keith says 1.5 is he's gonna fucking own your ass in that cage match. Oh wow Hey, Matt. Oh Keith go start another fucking gay shoe company, dude

Name it well worn well worn footwear Well worn footwear by Matt. Oh Keith fuck Well-worn footwear by Matt O'Keefe. Holy fuck. Whoa. All right, Luke Parker. He really went for it last year. I'm curious what his headspace is in now. I think he's done just because... He's not done. He's got a kid! Travis Mayer's fucking done.

Can we see his Instagram account, Caleb? Let's see what the fuck's going on with Luke Parker. Does he actually have a kid? Yeah, yeah, I give him a seven. He's on protected sex for Luke Parker. Oh, that's good He's gonna win next year about time. You think the kids gonna motivate him? I you know what I heard you know what I read I read that if you once you have a baby your testosterone levels Go down by 400 points So there's a hundred you drop to a fucking first thing on his page is rich. Of course it is but isn't that just like

Immediately following that's just that's obligatory if you train it mayhem Yeah, make sure daddy's at the top last week I had the opportunity to speak at the FCA something Christ Association at Tennessee Tech University Christ Association I'm thankful for opportunities. A fucking con association. The title to my message was Lazarus in heaven. Oh, that's cool. Okay, shut the fuck up. Hey, Luke was the one you know Luke was the one that said he's the one he spoke to Lazar. Luke said that Lazar is in heaven. That's why I said that.

What do you mean he spoke to him? He spoke to him before, like they lived together for two months and they went to church together. Oh, I did that? Yeah, Luke asked him who his Lord and Savior was. And Lazar said Rich. Let me see who these Sorry, I shouldn't have said that let me see that though the weightlifting one with rich in it The third he doesn't moved our invite to mayhem dude. Oh, shut the fuck up. We're joking a

Quick quick dudes trip to support our Amarillo, Texas family. That's cool They're even use clips in Texas Let's go you guys see this take fucking notes boys Taylor's killing it today. I'm getting a second workout laughing so much Gabby is a fucking favorite Janelleelle Winson, Gabby is the goat, the female goat. Fitter than Tia ever was or will be. That is a weird angle for a Luke right there. He looks skinny as shit. Let me see what angle.

It's deep in this thread. How many years was Gabby in Laura's shadow? Which one? Like two years? Next one. Who looks skinny? Oh. Doesn't look like obvious skinny. and What how long was Gabby and Laura shadow because she she she broke out onto the scene she was Far too fucking long brother more than a year two years Easily she was kind of like an accoutrement of Laura's Yeah, we thought that she was just tagging along with Laura like you know how like all those guys you

Mayhem you just saw them as riches training partner That's kind of just the way you just saw Gabby is kind of like just training partner like the only second of the games Yeah, and now she's her own fucking person she's the shit thank God I know I agree Okay, Luke Parker I'm gonna give him a I'm gonna say nine rising six Wow ten He's at least higher than Taylor what is he are you fucking high About whether or not he competes next year. Yeah, shut the fuck up

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Mudwater is here to help you feel your best naturally. Start experiencing the benefits of functional mushrooms today Taylor what do you give Luke Parker? Seven. We're about to break into the top ten watch a little Travis Bajan highlights the the the the Yeah, it's just full, even if it blows. The base here doesn't let the sector defend it. Yeah, it's just a bump, even if it bumps. He's tied up on the near side as the outside receiver.

Bajan, the way he's done this. Tyson, Bajan. Even though it was a pullback last year, that's quick. Try to favor out to the slides. My buddy Travis made that kid. Hey, if you're a games athlete and you're watching this show, you should ask yourself this one question. Does an NFL quarterback follow you on Instagram? The answer is definitely no, but I can answer that yes.

So fuck you! That's my highlight of the year honestly. Hey Heidi says for some reason I haven't found any of this funny. That's because your kind of humor Heidi is like a little autistic girl in the playground humor. Like you kick Bryson in the nuts and like hee hee hee and like run around and laugh and like you like to beat the men that you have crushes on so you're just gonna make fun of Bryson and how ugly he is while you fucking DJ turntable your fucking golf ball size clitoris to Bryson. That was quite the burn. That was a long burn. Wow, dude! No, Heidi's type of humor is like putting a sign up in her kitchen that's like, I use my wine when I cook. Sometimes I put it in the food too.

Hee hee. Holy shit, dude! Oh my god! Oh Is that keeping it real girlfriend do we hurt your feelings keeping it real oh my god Listen Heidi as a friend. I think you just need to go out and just get this B Jesus fucked out of you. I think that that joking. Whoa, I didn't go that far. You need a real good solid hard pounding. What everyone

is that what when you get a little cranky is that I just think she needs to jump be solution oriented Doggy style just fucking put on your favorite TV show and just let We really could have stopped at Taylor's comment, but we just oh my god Hey one thing I can always bank on is if I go over the deep end, Sevan will make up for me. Golf ball sized glitter. Wow, my fucking stomach's cramping hard. What the fuck is a golf ball sized glitter?

It's the size of Taylor's hemorrhoid. Oh, that's that's a, a little bigger than mine. I would say. Okay. I got to write this down. Never do a show directly after you kill Taylor. How do we love you? Sorry, sorry, sorry.

We love you, Heidi. We're just kidding. What do you mean? I take everything personally. Yeah. Bryson hates your guts, but we all like you. I love her. I thought that was solid.

Yeah, I know. I said, standing on a chair in the kitchen right now like pumping her fit pumped She's probably taking that sign down in her kitchen something Okay, uh top ten here we go ladies and gentlemen the dinosaur Travis Mayer Oh, he's done washed never stopping. You guys are crazy fucking washed. He made it sound like last year was gonna be his last year. I Mean, yeah, he's done. It's along

Gray dude, you think people are justifying it now too that last year was just like a fucked up year and they couldn't compete their Hardest they want to go out competing their hardest. I could see Travis thinking that yeah I give him a two I'm give him a two. I'm gonna give him a seven. Andrew? Eight. Okay, thank you. You're welcome, Heidi. Thank you. You're welcome. I inspired you fucking jackasses. You were never funny until I inspired you. All right. I can get on board with that. My crayon comment about Nate Ackerman was good. It was glue all over his mouth. That was so funny.

How'd you didn't find that funny, huh? Yeah, that fucking made me butt hurt. I've been working really hard on my fucking comedy. Uh, Alexander, what do you think about Travis Mayer? You think he's going to do it? Uh, Mr. Self? No, I give him a zero. Damn.

Well, how can you say, how can you say that? He's had so much investing. He did sell his gym though, right? Did he? Yeah. So he sold his gym though, right? Did he? Yeah, so he sold his gym. So that's one thing off his plate. Washed. Dude, I don't... I feel like if you sell your gym, that makes your number go up. I would say three instead of two now.

What did you say, Caleb? What did you say? I don't think he... I thought he just like merged it with Training Think Tank. I don't think he actually sold it. I think he merged it a while back, but I think he sold it. I think they moved and he sold Where do you move to? I think they move they jam. I move the gym. Yeah, I Thought they just remodeled the whole inside. I don't think they moved it. No, no I think his wife is not gonna let him compete I think his wife is not going to let him compete.

What is this? Sorry. Someone just sent me a text. I think I have to have to look at it. Uh-uh. What? Probably Matt O'Keefe. I hope it's Matt O'Keefe. Read it out loud. Pull it up on the stream yard. OK, I'll pull it up. This is what this is what they sent me. I don't know. I don't know what it is I haven't watched it yet. This is what they sent me. Oh Is this YouTube am I gonna get in trouble for showing them? That doesn't look smart is that a real creature

Do this mooding that's not mood dang. That's a fucking rhino, dude the die. No, he's one of those rhino. Oh, look at this thing. No, dude, this thing's. Oh, I'm out. He's a rhino charmer, dude. Watch his things. He's turned around just to gain some speed. Check this out. He's going to come back full fucking. Oh, wow. That's I think you could do that. No fucking way, dude. I would shit all down my pants. All right. A break for the Rhino. I Thought I was gonna pull up the song keeping it real made about Brian friend Disappointed he didn't pull it on okay so a mayor

Final on mayor I'm gonna give him a seven Bryson Three Seven Bryson three There you have it made Wow, okay good Why so high Hiller? Because once these people do for this long year is not gonna stop. He's like that Rhino Okay, you can't just stop running like fucking Nancy Pelosi Can't stop

Travis Mayer and, same thing. Hey dude, do you remember Feinstein? She was like voting with her mouth open. Dude, Carter voting with his mouth open. Yeah. Jimmy Carter's. Yeah. Exactly. Uh, Taylor, what do you give Travis mayor? I think he's done. I gave him a zero. All right. Uh, Alexander Cardone. Wow. He's a 10

I don't think he's a 10 because he's 26 Oh, yeah, he's a 10 his injuries are mounting bryson. Yeah, they're crazy, but I give him a six still I give him an eight Give him a six uh austin hatfield 10 here's the thing. Let me say that I think Austin Hatfield's unstable. Can I say, I think the headfield's unstable. Yeah, not unstable like fucking mal. O'Brien's fucking unstable. But I mean, or I'm talking about like a HWPO athletes unstable.

I'm talking about unstable. Like, like his priorities, like I think he could pivot. Like if he gets it, finds a good deal on Craigslist to buy like 500 rabbits on the cheap, he'll pivot to his rabbit company. You're absolutely wrong. I don't think he's all in. I think he's too mentally challenged to have any sort of thoughts like that. Like, he just knows to work out and sign up for the Open. I think Taylor could throw him a box of crayons and he'd eat them instead of fucking doing the fucking semi-finals.

So, West Virginia, Blue Ridge mountains. Hey, uh, we got fingered for a second. I gotta pull this up. Uh, for god's sake, so is Trump in reference to me saying they're all old as fuck and running forever. He's been a politician one time, you stupid fucking Lib tard. Wow. Our first poll will also have this year. It's not the same. He's been a politician for years. Nancy Pelosi has been a politician for a hundred and fucking 10 you dumb idiot. Yeah. Guys like you are so like obviously held back by the weight of your labia. It's not even funny. I wish these guys would just focus on CrossFit. I don't know why they bring

up politics. That's how I feel. No, you know, we're right. You know what, Hiller though? You're not even gonna you're gonna get deplatformed if fucking Nancy Pelosi wins, dude Who's that? Hate speech running against Trump You calling you calling sporty Beth effect tub of shit that shit won't be allowed under fucking Kamala dude There'll be a lot on Twitter. No, no, cuz they're gonna do dude I think that someone doesn't squat below parallel when they say that they identify as squatting a butt or below parallel Will be hate speech. That's worse for CrossFit than it is for me. I don't care. Yeah CrossFit's fucked if any of these Anyone who does CrossFit should I don't understand how'd you could vote Democrat because if they win CrossFit is gone

It's just a big pharma Democrat. Yeah is gone it's just big pharma yeah we welcome all Democrats to come to a local CrossFit gym and begin the conversion now like Tom will ahead that guy Austin Hatfield I'm giving him a seven pricing nine Nine. Hilare? Ten. You guys are fucking stupid. Taylor? Yeah, I give him a ten. You guys are fucking stupid. And he voted for a drop. Who's stupid and why am I fucking him?

You don't understand, dude. Hey dude, you could fucking be... He prioritizes his rabbits. Nice, Rachel. It is him and he's fucking you. He prioritizes washing and feeding his rabbits over anything else. He could easily miss the submission deadline of doing a giant rabbit wash.

You think he fucked his rabbits? 100% dude. He injects them with high glycemic carbohydrates right up their ass. Oh my God. Austin Hatfield, the crowd has spoken. A huge amount of votes, 31. He might be the most likely man to compete in CrossFit this year outside of Bill Leahy.

Yeah, but saying that you give him a 10 is like saying he couldn't just, well, I don't want to say that. That's kind of fucked up. I think you, no, go ahead, say it. I was just gonna say he could get hit by a car tomorrow or something. Then you said, you have said 10 to other athletes. Well, I think you go ahead say it I was just gonna say you get hit by a car tomorrow or something Like then you said you have said ten to other athletes you might haven't the highest upset

We're not fucking haven't got acts of God into a equation Barring if we're barring acts of God then attend but if he was darker He could look like an Indian man. Cause literally everybody. He hit by. Bryson is an Indian man. When he gets pissed off. She's from waggling his head back and forth like this when he gets pissed.

I know. I know. The manager. I knew it gave. Yeah. You have to go brownface for Halloween. Dude, when we get into an argument it sounds like I'm fucking getting screamed at by someone in Costco.

Like fucking Costco? It's crazy, bro. Oh, you're so mean. Menace says, I cannot come on your show anymore. Menace says, I'm not fucking my boss God I'm not even your boss bro. Only when you're behind You gotta shake the bottom of like... it's like perfect! you are my boss dude! you gotta shake the bottom of your head, it's like this

alright, can you do that? that's so fucking good dude oh my god! I need a book video number, video talk like that video talk like that why do people talk like that? dude, I worked at Costco for like 3 and a half years what did you do there?

I stocked in the morning so like from 3am to 10am Dude, I worked at Costco for like three and a half years. What did you do there? I stocked in the morning. So like from 3 a.m. to 10 a.m. I would stock and then for the last hour I would cashier. What's stocking like at Costco? You just drive a forklift, drop a pallet somewhere and use a box cutter to cut off the plastic? The forklifts drop off all the stuff you need to stock and then I basically just have to stack it and cut. You're not forklift certified, dude. No, I'm not, unfortunately. Damn. You need a stock and then I basically just have to stack it and cut right now for certified dude

No, I'm not unfortunately Damn. Oh, do you guys know this? I got this ad today an Instagram from some company called team who have you guys heard of that and they were they wanted to Sell me a little tractor. Yep, you could order a tractor online like a little tiny one. I wanted to get it for my kids It's Chinese. It'll be fucking breaking a week. Well to get it for my kids. It's Chinese. It'll be fucking breaking a week. Wow. Isn't it like Alibaba or something? Dude, tell Bryson, tell the story about that guy who fucking yelled at the fucking racist dude who yelled at the fucking Indian people inside the Costco. Which one? There was one in the parking lot and there was one inside. Tell both. Well, I was pushing carts one time and there was an Indian person driving who like stole somebody's parking spot or cut them off or whatever

And this like white dude pulls up next to me. He's like, hey, we actually know how to fucking drive in this country Go back to fucking india and I was like man like That was probably the most racist thing. I've like real racism i've ever seen in my life. That's racist Well, whatever you want to call it, it was pretty mean. I would say that sounds like he thinks he drives better than them because he's white and they're Indian and they, so that sounds racist. I think it's just discernment. That's just discernment. I mean, there's like no real roads in India.

Do you think old people drive worse than young people? They do. Yeah, they do. Right, but that's not racist It's cuz they're old and I don't think Indian people drive worse because they're Indian It's because you think people drive worse than fucking there's no traffic laws Racist but he's using it negatively you can use it in a way where it's like, oh, yeah This Indian person probably doesn't drive that well. I'm gonna let him like you take this spot. Okay, here's the race Here's the main part tell him to go back to their country. You mean like hey get a fucking driver

We know you're the richest class in this country. How about that? And also it'd be ages to talk about old people, but it's not always bad It's just an old person just the fact I tell the other one the other ones I think funnier It's just an old person. It's just a fact. All right, tell the other one. The other one's I think funnier. Well, there was one time I was, we had already opened at this point and I was just like cleaning up all the shelves and stuff.

And this Indian dude was opening boxes of Pop Tarts and like giving his kids Pop Tarts and then just putting them back on the shelf, like the box back on the shelf. Just continued to push this kid around. And some dude came and got me and he was like he was like Hey this fucking Indian motherfuckers just over here feeding his fucking kids and I'm like, alright calm down like I'll go I guess tell manager or whatever and then this guy's just like following me around just calling this Indian guy a bunch of like slurs And stuff and I was like, hey dude, it's not right that he's stealing but also I got it like the only thing great Is that that was a black guy. That was not an Indian guy.

Indian people don't do that. That was only thing I did. No. Someone's just over here just ruining Bryson's stories. Some Indian people are 10 times blacker than black people. Like skin color wise. Yeah. There's some dark ass fucking Indian people.

Bryson looks like Zoham. Zoham. I am Zoham. Okay. What would you? Isn't Zoham Zoham I am so hon Okay, well isn't isn't oh hon gay in that movie. Oh, yeah, what's a great question. How you what slurs are there for Indian people? ding dong no, that's not one What what are there Google Caleb Google Indian people the the the the

the the the the the the the A list of ethnic slurs. I'm on wiki. And Indian people also don't wear hijabs. That's a fucking Arabic thing, dude. Jewish men, if you call them an Abbey. Chinese, if you call them an ABC.

Pachyderm? What is that? That's a giant buffalo looking sheep. Sand and star, star, star is the worst I've ever heard. Not sure what that what that was. Yeah, no clue, dude. That was fun. Oh, look, they go for Armenians.

Armo. OK, that's not a are there really no funny ones? Are there no funny ones that we can actually say on air? Because I've probably got like 10 that are actually funny and not that you would get canceled for so let me see Okay, I'm not actually gonna say they probably you can get him

I don't Indonesian people. I don't see Indians and Indians don't have any on wiki Maybe you have to look up Hindu You're on wiki or you on Urban Dictionary. Oh I'm on the wrong site. I'm not racist but racism against Indians is very normalized on X. Yeah it's so normalized that we don't even oh Paki. Paki is a slur for Pakistani Indians. No it's not. That's not. I like to call them Paki's. I think too many People like Indian people for them to have negative slurs Why is there an NPS dot-gov article national Park Service dot-gov? Article titled a note on the word in quotes

And star star star star star That's crazy red dot all right We failed you guys with racial slurs today. You can't even find the the the the the the the the the

the the the the the the That's pretty, that's pretty good. That's who I am. I'm a model minority. That's a positive thing, right? Model minority, heritage learner and idol worshiper. Abu.

I'm on urban dictionary. It says white person one, you're desi, fucking dirty curry muncher. Person two, hey, that's a slur. Don't say it if you aren't South Asian, you racist. Just reading the dialogue here. Oh, we have some good ones coming up. What do we got? Oh, no, I'm back to the list.

Wow, that's a massive tangent. Hi, Haley. I'm live. Hi. Okay, I'm on my way home. I'm live. Hi. Okay. Can you ask Haley what her favorite Indian racial slurs? Hey, you know, hey, you spent some time in India. Do you know any Indian racial slurs Tell her mine. I found curry muncher. Alright, love you. Those people don't even fucking eat cows, dude. Dude, Indian people are more racist than anyone. And that's a fact. Saxon Pancik, 10.

10. 10. How old is he now, 10. 10. 10. How old is he now? 10. 29. Barring any acts of God. Now Jack Rosema is a squirrely one. He's squirrely because he kind of had this one and

done attitude like it was a bucketless thing. But I think he also, he's not a quitter. I'm going to give him a seven. I wonder if talking to fitness knows if any Indian slur words they're going to bring up on their next show. Don't they play a game where like they bring on games athletes and they rank their favorite of whatever topic favorite Favorite Indian racial slur.

Yeah, they should bring on the next game. Sadly, they have their favorite post on and favorite emoji shows. We have our favorite racial. Isn't Tommy Marquez Indian? Yes. Hey, Jeff, by Ako, this is what you don't know. The army fitness warrior team. They don't get deployed.

They're like the guys. If you watch the movie fucking Captain America he's the guy that travels around the country and goes on stage to get other people to enlist so they go to war with the Iran uh Rosamund will not be competing he'll be elsewhere I don't do rosy I don't think he's on the fitness team I think he just trained with them was me specific yeah that's true he's also an attorney so there's no fucking way he's getting deployed Yann we would never cover racial serves for black people. That'd be racist.

There's rules to the racism game. You can do Asian people and Indian people and white people and Hispanic people as edging your edging there. I would say you can even kill a Jew live on the air. Jews are definitely fair game, which is fucked. Okay, dude. That's crazy. Okay, dude, that's crazy Okay, Jack Rosema

He's in three He tasted that nut. He's in. Yeah, he did Taylor I think he tasted that nut and spit it out. He's not a finisher. He didn't fucking swallow that load. He's out Okay, Samuel Cornway quit the games last year. Yeah Injured he's always sick or something wrong. I don't know or I think Sam's a seven eight maybe He didn't he didn't leave cuz Lazar died he left because of an injury Seven six he moved back home. I think I think he's done with training at Mayham.

Hiller? If they do open the quarters and then get injured, are we counting that as not trying? No, if you just try. Like if you just try. Just try. Like if you put your head down and try. What's Listeria, Kenny? Hiller! Samwell Cornway. Yeah, he said I I give him a seven. Okay. What were you going to say? He kind of the lab said that he had Listeria. It sounds like a legitimate thing. I didn't think I'm going to tell this or Listeria from drinking almond milk. Sounds like it causes diarrhea. That makes sense. Yeah. He fucking tried to milk an almond. What kind of fucking

idiot does that? Yeah. You suck on it till you got a little water out of it. You know how they make almond water They just soak almonds in water. That's disgusting Do you know how they make oat milk? Oh Caleb can you Google the Quaker Oatman? Oh my god the the the the the the

the the the the the the Oh. Yeah. Yeah. That's how you get all we need with Quaker Oatman's head. Wow. Is that Quaker Oats guy in Aunt Jemima? Yeah. In bed.

Not not bad. Wow. Quaker Oatman is a full tranny. I had no idea. Rip Aunt Jemima, dude. All right. It's Miss Jemima now, I think. Hey, dude, I've never seen a woman wear a bra like that with holes in it while they're breastfeeding, milking like that. He's a quaker.

Oh, okay. They don't like fighting or tits. Fair enough. Who doesn't like tits? That's blasphemy. Jason Hopper. Ten. Ten.

I've never heard of the guy. I don't know enough about him to give him a ring Did he did you make sure that you asked him before you could even voice your opinion on him? Yeah, Jason Hopper's given his blessing Andrew Hiller he's in what's more likely that Bryson will be in Jason Hopper video or Cognate fitness will do a show on racial slurs. They'll definitely do a show on racial slurs before Bryson's in a hopper video.

Roman Krennikov one. Yeah, I give him a one two. Two seven. Wait, isn't he injured he's a hurt little baby. He's got an excuse for everything Dude, he's Russian. He just can't talk right? Just because you're Russian doesn't mean it's chill to be a pussy killer I bet that every single person in Mexico who doesn't speak English hates you because of the way they interpret the words you say Hey, did you guys see the video where that guy marched and stopped? Uh Asked people at uh crash how far they if they could win the games in 07 08 09 10

Did you guys see that video? Yeah, john young said he could I was in fucking 2012 rich froning Oh lord, I said I could win every year up until rich started he didn't say that in that video well john's just a dumb ass but i could never i would there's no way i would beat rich when he was winning the games no fucking way but i could beat everyone up until that point caitlin you probably would have won through about 2016 no way and so yeah No way Really? Dude He couldn't even be Gabby Magawa fucking two hours ago dude

Yeah so Gabby Magawa would have also won If we were racing out of 1.7 You shut your damn mouth Taylor what's your best clean and jerk? 3.42 What your best clean and jerk? Uh, 342. What, your best jerks? 365 or a double? No, for a single.

And I've hit it. I've hit, yeah, for a single. I've never, I haven't maxed out my clean and jerk in like three years. And you snatched a five at NorCal? Yeah. You figure you could probably do 355 on that clean ladder in 2013? I think I could power 355 and then split your kit right now so the Queen ladder in 2013 is like one of the biggest things to look at for you and if

you can clear that then you're in a good spot for that year at least what was the highest weight there like 355 and I think was like Luke Parker and AJ Bartow who are up there he wasn't competing back age of Bartow who are up there. Oh wow. He wasn't competing back. Adrian Bartow didn't he power it too? Luke Parker, not Lucas Parker. Oh, oh, oh. Lucas, Lucas Parker. Okay, okay, okay. Oh, didn't that guy diddle a bunch of kids or something or girls at his gym? That's the rumor. Lucas Parker. Dallin Pepper said he could win up to 2015.

Dallin Pepper would win probably up until Matt's third year. 2018. Wow. I don't think so either. I think you're tripping, dude. I think I, I don't think I could beat rich when he was winning. And I don't think anyone who's competing right now could beat Matt when he was winning. That's probably not correct.

Dude, dude. Matt's second year is probably right where it starts to tip. Okay, okay. Maybe there's one or two athletes that could beat Matt in 2016, but no one that could beat him in 17. I gotta go look at games leaderboard 2016. That's Matt's first win, right? Yeah. Yeah.

I'm gonna have to pee again, dude. Yeah, probably that year is when everyone gets boned. 2015. 2015 is when Ben Smith won. Yeah, I know. Everyone wins until then. Downpepper 10s across the board. Nine.

Andrew? Sorry, 10s across the board for Dowling? Yeah. Taylor? 10. Jeffrey Adler, the man who pulled out of the games this year. His wife gave him a note and he left the facility. Do we have any insights on what happened to Adler?

I think he's better than he was. I think Taylor and Dowling all win over Fraser in 2016 Who which three people all those people now and Taylor and who? pepper Jeffrey Adler do we have any idea what happened to him? What's his most recent post? He's a pussy Grounded light and comfy the new drop zero high top is great from okay so he's selling shoes six days ago we we we a snitch they don't come often but when they do they feel a snappy good a we we we two weeks ago what is a French slur

look up I'm gonna look up French racial slurs. Doing a little auxiliary work. Hey, was he at that thing, the tier thing? Did Adler compete at the tier thing? List of ethnic slurs on Wikipedia. Yeah, he was. How do you do there? I think they won.

Wow. Roman Krennikov running your mouth doesn't count as exercise hang in there. Okay, so he's got a fire. He's got a little fire. Oh, no. That was down. Oh my God. There are rumors that if you get... Oh, my bad. if you gather all the strongest athletes from around the world North America won't stand a chance.

Roman's a fucking idiot. This is crazy dude. On Wikipedia it says Aunt Jemima is a racial slur against black women. Is that true? I got canceled a couple minutes ago then. I don't think that's true. I think she was actually, I think she was actually, she was a real person. I think she was like one of the first like female black

models to get like a pretty big lucrative contract. People are stupid. This is such a stupid page. Barbarian is a racial slur that they say in Greek about non-Greek people. There is someone called me a barbarian. I'd probably come in my pants. Yeah, thanks, bro. Hey So what do you guys think about Adler? What do you get? What do you think Taylor put your phone down?

Um, okay Adler. I think he's a probably a two. I do not like you have her Yeah, but I understand Yeah, but I understand. I mean, I think, I think he has the same problem that Gabby Magawa had. I think he's being influenced by people that shouldn't be influencing him. Like his wife. I think he's woker than fuck. And for that reason, I can't get behind him. And any opinion that I've voiced on him will be completely subjective.

Like I don't have an objective ability to, so yeah, there you go. Who's in a better headspace, Adler or Emma Lawson? Adler. Adler. Andrew, what do you think? I mean, I give him like an eight. He seems pretty strongly PFA oriented. He did pull out last year pretty swiftly, so I can't give him a 10, but I'd like to think he's got not much else to do. But we haven't heard from him. We only hear from his mouthpiece.

That's been the case his entire career. He never says, shit, it's always Carolyn. Whenever they do podcasts, she's always there talking for him as well. Could we do a poll on that, Caleb? What's that? Does Adler go to the games? Does Adler try to go to the games? Yep. We heard him talk at the 2020 games when he was like, guys, I don't care if it's me, but

somebody has to beat Matt in a workout. We can't let him win every single one. I went to college. I wasted time. You guys need to go to college. Yeah, I did go to college too. Yeah, I did too. I wish I had my money back.

It was pretty gay. Oh my god, I banged so many chicks in college, it was crazy. So you got your money's worth. Does Adler go to the games? 58% yes, 38% no, 657, 43 yes. Oh, this is the craziest Jewish slur. 38% no, 657, 43 yes. Oh, this is the craziest Jewish slur. What is it? Christ killer.

That's crazy. That's harsh dude. That's crazy harsh. Yeah, chill, chill. Hey listen, for those of you who were upset yesterday when we were pontificating on the virginity of Jesus Christ and you were offended by it Imagine feeling offended by someone's questioning God. You should be thankful or your Jesus guy You should be thankful that he's mentioned on this podcast so much

Yeah, I mean it is the biggest podcast in the CrossFit space after all. Who do you think you are? Matt O'Keefe don't talk about us. Yeah, I like Jesus Talk about us no one no one no one no one dislikes Jesus even Hiller Yeah, I like Jesus. How dare you talk about us? No one dislikes Jesus. Even Hitler likes Jesus. You like Jesus, Hitler? Big Jesus guy. Yeah.

The fucking best character in the fucking book. Wow, listen to this racial slur. You guys are gonna love this one. Yes. DEI hire. That's a United States racial slur for women and black people. Who the fuck wrote this? Hey, black people are so low on the protected class now.

They're not even, they don't even count as a DEI hire anymore. This is insane. Okay. I'm gonna get I just really I'm really curious how How much he's behind those demands like That his stance the way him and Carolyn present themselves is that they're out. Oh Out of the games. Yeah that they're basically they're out unless like Brent's doing the programming. Yeah, fuck them. See ya Yeah, I give them a three. I had PFA. Yeah, they're on their terms for sure I'm gonna I'm going to um, I'm gonna go with five. What did you say Bryson? Three

Hiller eight So you wow They're so we They're so weak with their opinions. That's true too. And what do you think the justification is going to be, Hiller? They're going to be like, well, there's no other game in the space. It is the biggest thing. There will likely be another game, but there probably won't be for a year or two. And in that time, what are they going to do instead? Just work out for shits and giggles? How will they justify it though?

If you're leaving the games and you're making these posts about how you're taking the moral high ground, what are they going to do? They're going to be like, well, there's no other game in the space. They're going to be like, well, there's no other game in the space. They're going to be like, well, there's no other game in the space. They're going to be like, well, there's no other game in the space. They're going to be like, well, there's no other game in the space. They're going to be like, well, there's no other game in the space.

They're going to be like, well, there's no other game in the space. They're going to be like, well, there's no other game in the space. They're going to be like, well, there's no other game in the space. They're going to be like, well, there's no other game in the space. They're going to be like, well, there's no other game in the space. They're going to be like, well, there's no other game in the space. They're going to be like, well, there's no other game in the space. They're going to be like,? Just work out for the shits and giggles. How will they justify it though? If you're leaving the games and you're making these posts about how you're taking the moral high ground and money's not important to you and just whatever all

you know what a pussy is. A pussy is somebody who won't say something until they can clearly see the light at the end of the tunnel that they want to walk towards. Meaning, meaning, meaning I'm not going to say I'm out because forever that's going to be on the internet. That's what a pussy is. Unless they know that there's another league forming or the PFAA has something to stand on,

then they're like, oh, we're gonna sit with them over here. Now we feel comfortable saying some shit. That's why no one says anything. They won't plant their fucking flag in the ground and stand behind what they believe in and they won't let other people know. Cause they just wanna make sure they're on the right side. Right. And that's the issue I have with, and just to clarify, I have every issue with athletes who do shit like that. And I have every issue with most of the agents in CrossFit, people like O'Keefe,

people like Matt Fraser, who keep this behind the curtains, elitist, rules for the not for me type of attitude where no one else can know what's going on, even if it's all fucked and people would wanna know, we're just gonna keep it between ourselves and show everyone the shining fucking turd that actually smells like shit. I hate that. It's the same thing that the fucking ruling class,

the fucking authoritative state, the bureaucratic state, it's the same fucking thing. Gavin Newsom gets in his fucking mansion, he tells everybody, don't go fucking Thanksgiving, don't have a family party, wear a mask. Then he's out fucking all his friends' kids during Thanksgiving doing whatever the fuck he wants. This is what these people do. They fucking make all these rules for you and they try to keep everything off the table no information goes to anyone it's just fucking god I just wonder how they're gonna how they're gonna justify coming back do you remember there was there were rumors going around they won't need it because they never said shit well there were either never said anything oh just pulled out and keep his mouth shut

there were rumors going around that people were asking hey if I pull out of the games does that mean I won't get invited to rogue Jeff asked that that's not yeah. That's what I heard too. Well cuz usually they took the top what 15 or so They got a ticket Yeah, but he wanted to make sure he still got his precious rogue invite before he fucking pulled out. That's the point Like oh if rogue said they wouldn't have invited him. He would have stayed in that's that's what the pullout meant to him It didn't mean enough didn't he also want the like events reversed if they were gonna continue on the game Yeah, they wanted to wipe the leaderboard clean. We fucking lambre wanted to wipe the leaderboard clean and they wanted to split all the fucking money

Dude, they want to split the money if they weren't gonna wipe the leaderboard clean and they wanted to split all the fucking money. Do they want to split the money if they weren't going to wipe the first event? Get the fuck out of here with your socialist bullshit. What the fuck? I mean, I'm on a special for you guys. Today, I have a presentation on dynasties. What? I refuse to talk about the ancient history and drama. That's just the patriarchy. Instead, I'm going to talk about a dynasty

that I actually look up to. An all-women dynasty. Women of color. Gay women. Women who fight for social justice. Women with a jump shot. A dynasty that makes your favorite men's basketball, football, and baseball teams look like amateurs.

A dynasty with fire braids. A dynasty with sick style. A dynasty with fire braids, a dynasty with sick style, a dynasty with crazy dimes, a dynasty that makes Alexander the Great look like Alexandre the, okay. The dynasty that's been reigning for the past 25 years, undefeated since 96. The USA Basketball Women's National Team,

seven-time consecutive gold medalist, and most importantly, women that make it possible for girls like me to feel like they can be a part of whatever dynasty they want the greatest dynasty ever did she compare the women's basketball team to Alexander the fucking great imagine being so retarded that you think a couple of fucking people playing basketball is more dominant than Alexander the great imagine being that Imagine being so retarded that you think a couple of fucking people playing basketball Is more dominant than Alexander the Great imagine being that retarded

Alexander the Great would have art all of them if they were in a pillage for a village that he was pillaging Crazy Hey, why couldn't they just make that commercial without without putting anyone else down? They just make that commercial without without putting anyone else down Have you ever seen the thing where it's like you can make anything good with good transitions music and cuts. It's like Yeah, I only know Brittany Sorry Yeah, Brittany Griner cuz she got fucking locked up in a Russian gulag for smoking a blizzy. That's the only player I know And you know that the guy that they traded for the merchant of death, he's already fucking selling arms to fucking hooties.

Yeah. Great job. Brittany Griner. Great fucking work. Brittany. Jeez. And you know, the hooties are launching fucking drones and missiles at US ships. Jeffrey Adler, I'm going to give him a nine.

I give him a nine. I give me three. Taylor, I give Jeff Adler a three to I like that. Can we see the poll? Yes, that's what she said. The patriarchy. That's just the page.

Why wasn't Bryson able to talk about it without putting them down by saying they would have been art? That's not putting them down. Yeah. That's just the patriarchy. Why wasn't Bryson able to talk about it without putting them down by saying they would have been our... That's not putting them down. Yeah. That's not putting them down at all, Heidi. That's... Does Adler go to the game 64% yes, make an attempt at the game 34% say no. Heidi, he's just saying that in that era of time, that's not putting them down at all. Zero put down. Do you think Jeff Beiko is being facetious here I want to know whose picture that is that's him

it's definitely him this is the kid who you like saying you're gonna fuck his mom in the halo live chat and he like runs and tells his mom and she's like what you can't do anything about it because it's a halo live chat Like mom, why did you fuck beast juggernaut 36? Anyone would like to play a wiffle ball with me and the kids I'm gonna go do that this afternoon I got back and react to be my Xbox live account Let's play cod. I'm donkey rider 69. That's my gamer tag. Fuck. Yeah, I actually was beast juggernaut No, I made that the than everyone's time center was like T money 38. Hey, Bryce has yet to be funny. I should keep trying then Are there I'm now good to see you girl. Hey, listen, Ken. Are there games? I don't know. I haven't played video games since

um, you could play online time But are there games where like just like the sick the five of us and like 10 people from the chat could play and we're just all in there. Yeah, cods are runescape God that would be so funny to do that. That would be fucking hilarious and we could stream it Dude, we could go to the rune world. That'd be insane If we played World of Warcraft together on a twitch stream, dude Oh together on a Twitch stream. Oh my God. And we had all of our fucking like avatars. Like what would you be in world of warcraft seven?

Do you need like a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a gay dwarf. Do they have a gay dwarf? Could you be that? Yeah. I think probably some busty. They have Mikey swoosh in world of warcraft. Oh, dude. Hey, do you need, do you need a PC? Probably some busty. They have Mikey swoosh in World of Warcraft. Oh Do you need a do you need a PC can do can you play on Macs are they do you need Patrick Clark? No

You can't play on a Mac No, what you play world on Mac really anything on laptops now not even a laptop I'm just talking about Mac for some reason I thought that Macs didn't have like the proper graphics cards for games or anything oh dude you don't what is your computer from fucking 2003 no I want to runescape right now I got a good one dude allow all cookies play now free are you We're fucking in there dude. Yeah, yeah, new character. We're fucking in there dude. Are you a robo?

No I'm not a robo. And we could send a link to people, everyone who's just watching in the chat and everyone could just pile in. Oh dude, this would be insane. We should do this once a week. Dude, we should open up a lobby once a week on an online video game what's a lobby it's like where it's like where you have a private it's like a private game room and you just send everyone a link and anyone who has the link can join that game room and you guys play the game

amongst yourselves can girls play anyone can play dude we should all right all right pc game we got to figure out up a computer game guys uh hello, three. A fucking up in Halo. Three. Can you play on your laptop? Yeah, dude. Really? No. He looked, yeah, I don't think you can.

Oh, got it. It's at least not cross platform. God. I'll have to be on maybe. Well, that's fine. Everyone has a computer, but not everyone has an Xbox or a fucking PS four. Yeah. Holy shit. Dude, this, I'm telling you this show idea would fucking murder.

And what happens if I get killed in the first three seconds? I'm just out. You respond, bro. Or you sit in the chat and you talk shit. Like that was some of my favorite parts about dying was you just sat in the chat and like fucking guys are like, oh, he's responding. He's responding. And you just fucking make fun of everything they say what do you mean you just respond that means rebirth yourself put in

new quarter yeah yeah it's start button you don't need a quarter you just just ten seconds and you pop back up Jeez. PaperStreetCoffee, good to see you. I had one too many cups this morning. Back to back. Alright. Great show guys. Thank you. I don't know when we're going to be doing the final.

We'll be doing the West. There's some interesting characters in there. It'll be interesting to see how people weigh in on the likes of, I think Brent and Pat are in the other. I thought Pat's an East athlete now. Well, he's going to get lumped up with the North America West semi-final men. Pat, Brent, Samuel, Cole, Justin Maderas, Chandler Smith, Nick Matthew, Colmer, and Colt Sager, Mitchell Stevens, and Louis Oscar, De'Molay John. Oh, Jack Rosen, What's he doing? You know, it's one of my biggest pet peeves. Why is Jack Roseman both?

Didn't we just do Jack Roseman? Okay. Why is he in the West? I don't know. Do you see that? No. I have them 13th and 2000. Oh, that was because I'm looking at 2023. Okay. I was looking at the wrong year. You know, Samuel Kwantz, not Samwell Kwant.

He's just a Mormon kid from Idaho. So he's just Sammy. Yeah. Sam Kwantz, not Sam Well. Dude or biggest pet peeve is? Yes. Daniel Cuck, Sam Dancer, Scott Tetlow. Oh, Daniel Cuck's definitely going strong this year.

All right, guys. Thank you, everyone. Don't forget to check out Kill Taylor. Gavin Mugawa showed up on the show today. Tremendous battle. Talk to you guys soon. Bye bye. Bye bye.