The Sevan Podcast - Who is going to The Games? - CrossFit Games Update Show

Episode Date: October 26, 2024

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special oh shit we need we need to get Twitter premium why because we can't stream to Twitter unless we have Twitter premium BAM we're live Sarah Cooper what's up Chris what's up Stephen Flores what's up? Steven Flores, what's up? Slater, what's up? Lampshade. I guess what's up? That's the lampshade from that show Ozarks. I think that was in Ozarks. Rambler. Not high. I mean high. Okay. Are we down one? Yeah, we don't have Hiller or Tyler or John Young. I know, but was there anyone else who is supposed to come on? I don't think so.

Oh shit, even better. Well, I invited a couple of athletes on, rogue athletes on. I don't think Bryson can hear us still serious now God is he gonna fix it. He's muted there. He's unmuted. He's muted I'll just put him over. Hey retard Should I make a Reaction she's still what does he know? Does he know we're live dude? I don't think he knows we're live I'm about to call it on home. They call him. There's this motherfucker. I'm insider. What's up?

evening all Chris Burr's Beezer field hi Let's see what happens. Oh, okay Yo, hey, are you retarded? I? guess Can you not hear us? I can't hear you, but the stream yard, like test in the audio section is working. He's muted.

Do you know that your mic's also not working? Yes, I know that. Do you click on the mute button? Unmute yourself. All right, check this out, bro. You ready? I just built a website. Can you hear this?

Yeah. Yeah, We hear you. Say, say something. Hello. Okay. We got you. Can you hear us? But I don't have you in my headphones. Okay. Okay. Well choose, choose it. Go to settings and choose your headphones. Yeah. Click the little gear icon. I can't hear you still. Click the little gear icon. When I go to settings in StreamYard and hit test, I can hear it. Don't click test. Go to the gear icon. I see what he's saying.

Click audio. Now there's a drop down menu. But what's weird is his headphones are working when he runs the test. Select your shit and if that doesn't work, unplug everything everything X out and come back like in an hour when we're fucking done doing all this cool shit hey Taylor T is the goat you ding-dong she's absolutely amazing yeah everyone knows that what do he knows that what's he going did I say she wasn't the goat yeah everyone knows shit I closed the door shouldn't have closed the door what do you do when you have tech issues? Like what's your, what,

like how do you respond? Caleb. Is that one? Will, I can hear you. Oh, that's what you do. Caleb. I get so furious. Will Brandstetter. Uh, 2024 semi-finals.

Holy fuck, dude. Does he know that that typing's like an earthquake in our ears? Yeah. Oh. Can you hear that Bryson? No, probably not. I played this for my boys today, they loved it. Have you ever played this on your show?

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That's what he's asking you. No, I'm asking you. Oh, you go to utilities and just erase all this shit. Hello, Bryson Del Monte is in the house. Nice to see you Bryson. Good to see you, buddy. Still can't hear us. Oh my god. It's nice to see you Bryson. Good to see you buddy Still can't hear us. Oh My god, dude, this is ridiculous. I can't hear you guys. Oh, just unplug your headphones Right then welcome to the show you sound like you're in the shitter Dixon nice to see you Dixamaza

Dixamazen Dixamizer John Young is that Bible study? Did you see the Alright, I'm gonna join for my laptop. Give me two minutes. Okay, you sound like shit. Alright, Taylor Um, did you see the Kamala Harris interview on CNN? Last night no Wow. No Wow Anderson pull it up Anderson Cooper ass-pounder. It's hard to find you can't find the fucking whole thing CNN already edited it down But on Instagram you can and on Fox you can see all the fucking places. She shit the bed Anderson fucking pressed her

He's like yo bitch. You left the border fucking open. She's like it's Congress's fault He's like no It's not you fucking got rid of trump's orders to fucking stay on the Mexican side of the border until the motherfuckers had their court date. She's like well congress didn't do their job He's like well biden it worked try you biden could have put an executive order She goes we wanted to do it right He's like why couldn't you have done both at the same time put the executive order in and wait for congress plus you had control Of both the house and senate. I mean he was

He was working her it's weird how she doesn't sing yeah bro i don't even want to talk about it did i tell you i told you earlier today how i got into a fight with someone on facebook and it was the biggest waste of my life ever and i fucking went in there you went in I've never done that dude. I've never done it on social media I've only talked shit about like games athletes and like, you know gone back and forth the people about the crossfit methodology I've never gone full are on You know put the political side of things hey you should up let's I gotta share our screen real quick I gotta show something cool as fuck. right um rison how are you buddy

great i didn't hear us i didn't really care anyway just so you know jesus christ you still can't hear us what's up fucktard hey bro i'm gonna call him i'm saying at this point you're just fucking pissing us off dude yeah what's up You should be at least I would like you hear us. Yeah, you fuck hard Hey, doesn't he look don't doesn't Bryson's eyes look like they're pointing more forward doesn't he is like OPT's eyes He looks so much more retarded when he can't hear you. Hey, can you still not hear us through your fucking headphones? Take the headphones off and just let your in your in your MacBook Pro You have your volume all the way up you like Bryson Do I kind of hate you right now.

You can't figure this out. I went through a hate. So my relationship with Bryson was he was just your side piece and I was kind of excited for you. You had a side piece and then and then he went through a hazing period, you know, make fun of his big shirt. And then I kind of was like really liking him, like really digging him like a lot. He's talking about how he's really liking you and really digging you a lot and now he's going to the fucktard land again hey fucking re are you using safari or chrome oh we don't need your

fucking direction dude from fucking no man We know what we're doing. How about fuck you just just we'll send you to the back dude and just sort this out We need you on the show. I really want you here. Yeah, he's got to be on this Jesus. Seriously sort it out, bro Hey, do you have a phone use your phone? Oh I'm texting him that now All right. So check this out. Um, I actually got to send it like when we're off the show, I have to send a lot of messages. I, I needed my website completely redone and, um, so I sent anyone. Yeah. Yeah. My central training website. So I put like a thing on Instagram was like, Hey, anybody want to redesign my website? Talk with a lot of people. Um,

and I was going to have a meeting with someone, um, and it was going to be expensive, which kind of will told me at first I asked Will obviously, and it was like, yeah, I don't want to do a website. So I was like, all right, thanks for fucking, thanks for fuck all. Will, can you hear us now? So I was like, all right, thanks for fucking thanks for fuck all. Will can you hear us now? He's now he's you're muted. You fucking retard.

Yeah. Okay. Oh yeah. Your audio is good too. Oh, that's good. All right. So, so I'm about to have this meeting, you know, wills like, Hey, you know, it's probably going to be 3,500 bucks if to get someone really good.

So I, you know, I'm looking at all these like samples from people and they're just all kind of look like the same thing. Templates from Wix, just the same shit. What I loved so much about Will's initial website for us was it was like completely, it was just all custom. You know what I mean? It was like, it was completely unique. No one's website was like it. It was just sick. And finally, I'm just like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm going to do it myself. And this is what we came up with. I mean, maybe it's fucking retarded, but I think it's pretty fucking cool. I'm impressed. Oh, look at that. And look, when you click on the button, dude, it actually works. That takes you to a link. Um, I like the graph paper. The writing needs to be a little bigger.

I think, well, you know, you, you, when you're looking at it on your computer, it's a lot easier instead of on a little square from a video. But, um, like you can read all this clearly. Um, Bryson's the level three. Yeah. You just got that today. Holy shit. We're the only training platform whose entire coaching staff

is level three trainers or better. Wow. So, some workouts, another link to the trial, testimonials, YouTube, Instagram. We click into Hiller's review video and then this guy wrote an online review on his Garage Gym Rez visited website. And then, yeah dude, I did on his garage gym revisited website.

And then, yeah, dude, I did that myself. I'm pretty fucking proud. It took me like probably way longer than would take anybody else. But go back to those reviews. Your premier review is suck my tiny. Yeah, suck my tiny program. That's Hiller's review. He did that for me like a year and a half ago.

Got the testimonials, you know, it's pretty sick. Wow, the review. I like the original website better. Dude, the fonts too small. Okay, don't stop. Hey, Gary Mccalkiner, you have to shut the fuck up, Heidi. Shut up, Heidi. Did you see Denise's video today on Instagram? No. All right. Listen, everybody sitting. You know what? Did you see Denise's video today on Instagram? No, no

Listen everybody sitting you know what? It stay away just stay away from the website then if you don't fucking like it I'm I like it the graph the graph paper the graph The graph will brand setter theme the graph paper makes it look like you're smart. I know okay Well, I'll work on the text. I just did it like an hour ago. Thanks, thanks Michael Kearns. You're the shit. Look at this.

This is uh, uh, sports and recreation. My name is Jenny not Denise. Oh. Hahaha. Whatever, Denise. Look at this. Look at this. What are we looking at?

What do you mean what are we looking at? Hahaha whatever Denise look at this dance look at this Where are we looking at what do you mean? What are we looking at? Fuck are we looking at look at my comments genius look at my comment wait. Where's my comment? I'm sorry. what did you say? Jesus Christ! What are you doing there? Are you assembling a pipe bomb, you fucking terrorist? I think I might have gotten this figured out. Hold on. You're like in a fucking closet assembling an IED. Dude, we just moved in, so there's cords everywhere.

My God. Damn hammers. Yeah, those things are crazy. Taylor, when it comes to web design, you're a great CF trainer. Oh, fuck. Wow. Oh my god. All right. Oh my god. All right, anyway, that's a great,

what's her name? Jenny. Jenny's really filling her void, by the way. If you're not following her on Instagram, I can't believe someone hasn't done this sooner. It's like, it's basically the bar, she should affiliate with the ball, oh, he wants to get back on. She should affiliate with the barbell spin somehow. Because she's basically she'd be a great addition to the barbell spin. Yeah, I actually, hey, Denise, I'd actually play those on my YouTube channel is daily

updates. Do you have a YouTube channel? If you're not doing that already? I love the fucking we should have her on the show. Can you guys hear me? I'd love to fucking we should have her on the show. I mean, I'd love you I know but I know she puts in the no, but now your audios ass. Your audio is better on your audio Let me adjust it Nate I won't name the gym, but I left my old gym because I was coming and during I was coming in during open gym But I refused to do their programming and I would do Sentinel But I refuse to do their programming and I would do Sentinel

Jason's advice for bison. Did you see that log out and smash your computer with a hammer? Yeah, dude bison got his l3 day took his test I Told him if he didn't pass and not only was gonna fire him. I was gonna fuck him too Daniel Brandon's an l3 Yeah Hey come across the Charlotte because no way no fucking way am I doing a show with his audio like this There's no fucking way. Do you not have the mic now, dude? No, the mic is working. No, it's not. Put your mouth on it and blowing it. Yeah, you're retarded. Mike's not working, bro. What about now? Yeah. Oh, keep it close to your face. Yeah. Wow. Okay. The show's off to the worst start ever. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Does Bryson think John opened his hips on those snatches? Not a single opening hip. Is that on Instagram? All I saw was John post the story that said that had a bunch of screenshots of his reps and it said, I don't want any hate or anything like that. And I just didn't even look at it further than that because I didn't want to get pissed off. Oh, here we go. Hold on, let me pull this up. Is it that bad, huh?

Dude, John moves, I love John to death, but he moves like a bag of dicks. That was a no rep. Because his hips not open there at the top or knees. Oh, oh, yeah, Cody, when will you do your L4 Taylor? I want to do it, but every time an evaluation comes out, it's sold out. Like I'm looking right now and they're all sold out.

I'm also a man. It's close What it's not close John moves like shit. No, it's close. It's it Hey, if this were in the hey seven actually, I'm a level three so I could tell you right now. It's not Hey, what would they say if he was if he was performing these reps what would the fault be? Lack of hip extension. I don't know. I would say he's just lowering the bar before he stands it all the way up. Yeah.

Oh my God. She's Louise, man. And it's not even like it's 75 pounds. Like 135 is the easiest weight for like a pretty fit dude to perform correctly. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like once when you're warming up for like a heavy snap or something, 135 is where it starts to feel like really good

Like there's some feedback Now now he's not even now he's not even opening up at the top even before he's just lowering it classic close is a no It's either good or not binary binary This is not a trans. There's no nothing trans about this. There's no non-binary Yeah, your name buddy. That's the best comment that someone has ever commented on this show. Yeah great comment great comment That's Cody Loveless from the knowledge best hour of your day. Oh That one may have been good look at the elbow extension. It's close close

It's a fucking boat dude John John John John John John Are his knees caving in He's got all sorts of athletic issues Yeah I mean when John pulls from the floor his knees go in like some of the 80 year old women that attend our gym. And that's not a knock on them. They're incredible.

But like, that's typically a thing you see with women who are older and weaker or, or maybe just weaker, maybe not even going on Glinton Saturday. Good grief. Who made that? No idea. Tyler. It says Tyler's too much time on his hands. Oh this is true too. His nipples are also huge. That's a common fault. Common fault. Number one, dude. Pepperoni. He puts the meat in his mouth.

Nice. Hey, was that on the L3 dude? Did you get that one right? Yeah. You're actually not allowed to talk about the question. So just make sure you keep your mouth shut. Right.? I think John's only first one I know who has fewer followers than me. Jesus Christ. All right. He's got fucking Big Mac nipples dude. He's got the nipples you get if you eat a large fry and drink Ovaltine every day. All

right. All right. We just needed to bully John enough to get the heat off me for not being able to figure out my mic and now we're taking a look. What was the problem? Is John's kid gonna be a girl? I'm not going to tell you what the problem is. Oh, yeah. Is John's kid a girl? Yeah, I don't know. He's going to name her Ariella.

Does Bryson think John opened his hips on those snatches, Bryson? I got to stop. No. Does Bryson think John opened his hips on those snatches Bryson I gotta stop If he has a son he's naming him salami I hope if I have a kid they're not fucked up because if they are I'm getting eviscerated Wow We've done some incredible shows. We pretty much know everything. And so we're here to tell you. Samuel Sperlin. Competing? I think he's competing. Hey, he was doing Sentinel when he competed at West

Close this year. Oh, Tucker the fucker. 39. Tucker was in the behind the scenes. Remember what happened? What was the joke he told Bryson or something? What would you say when I spit all over you? Oh, you were talking about how you just bought a silencer

and I was like, oh, so you can put a 511 vest on Cora and practice in your garage. And you spit all over me. Put a bulletproof vest on my dog and practice in my garage. Dude, 511 vest aren't bulletproof, that was the joke. Fuck. Wow, here's a famous quote from J.R. Howell a big caboose is no excuse for standards to be loose Wow, there's too much rhyme there. It's a little too much for me, buddy. I just like caboose and loose in the same sentence

All right All right, uh Tucker fucker, five kids. Yeah, I think that's why they call him Tucker the fucker. I'm going to say no. I agree. Wait, are we still doing one to 10? Yeah, but not yet. These dudes don't matter.

Okay. Alessandro Zanette. Yes. Yeah, but not yet. These dudes don't matter. Okay. Alessandro Zanett. Yes. Justin Lane. Yes. Nick Thomas. Yes. Do you actually know these dudes? No, that's why I'm saying yes, because if you don't know them, then they have reason to get their name out there. Austin Netter.

What? Say it. What? I can't pull that up. No, pull it up. Where is it? No. Tucker doesn't pull out. Bryce. It's older, bro. It's older. Oh, I went to search. There's a big comment fight about it. Oh, Heidi, have you gotten railed yet? Like Seve told you to? Oh, man. I don't want to enable this kind of behavior, bro. But that fuck. Just slightly bend the knees and bend over. Fucking put your head on a pillow. Just hammered. God damn. Just, you know, one of those ones where you feel the balls coming from underneath just slapping

This is it. This is one of the few occasions where I'm on Heidi's team. Yeah. Yeah. Well wait What it's it wasn't cool to make jokes about what you named his daughter areola. I think Not a Jeremy for saying that Oh, but he didn't say it some one of us, Taylor said it. Oh no. Oh, Jeremy said it and someone brought the comment up? Yeah, we can just move on. Yeah. Guys, no sex. Okay. All right. It's getting aggressive. Someone's daughter. I'm kidding. No, Heidi, you're right. No, Heidi, you're right. Heidi, I don't want you to get railed.

I'm sorry. I want you to become a nun. No railing. Oh, God. I would be happy if someone was like, hey, dude, you're all fucked up and uptight You just need to go in the house lay on your back and just ask your wife to just fucking sit on your cock and ride You into oblivion. I'd be like, oh, thank you All right, you need to throw in some Game of Thrones Arturo Torres Torres, he's out. No we're not even there.

Nettle, Nettle, Nettlekoff, what a name. I don't remember that guy. I like his name. Age 33, I'm gonna give him a no. Yeah me too. Jordan Eldridge, Jesus. 30, I'm giving him a no. Looks like he's 12.

I say yes. Arturo Torres. 33? Arturo is not competing because I'm gonna slap him in the face of my dick in two weeks Arturo's gonna get deported if fucking Trump select our Turro is the kind of guy who's gonna hear you say that and at Fucking wad guys get big don't you talking shit about me dog? I fuck you you're talking shit about me dog you fucking ready We'll see about that bro

Jay Smith 35 all he's fucking done. Hey Chris. Yeah, 29 isn't 30 fucking idiot. Can you are you 29? Are you? 20 I thought you're 26. You're 29 29. Happy birthday. I 20 I thought you're 26 you're 29 29 happy birthday. I Definitely birthday was just not any time around now, but I want to skip over Raphael Sanson Yeah, dude, and we'll lay he skip. I really like Raphael. That's why I don't want to say anything crazy But every competition he's done like the past year. He's gotten heat stroke in the first workout than just been done All right, but dude by a sauna by a sauna and put your biker again it and don't fucking come out until the open But your bike are gonna William Williams only 23 get past this guy. He's another one we can skip he's going he's going he's going to games

He's not going to the game. So yeah, why not? Why do you say that? What's his short always an excuse? He's always got an excuse. That's why listen Isn't this where he blew his fucking like this is the work the event where he blew his fucking stuff out. Yeah Event three. Yeah All the guys ahead of him blew stuff out is he all healed up is he all he no He's not all healed up. He took a 29th seven. He took a 29th on the most fucking fitness workout of the weekend. The most fitness workout of the weekend. He took a 29th running in clean and jerk. If you can't fucking run or clean and jerk your body weight. Do you think some people would say that the most cross-fitting workout one was the front squat one though?

Hmm. That was, I mean, it's the diff, it's like semantics, right? It's a couplet versus a triplet, which one's more cross-fitting. Like they're both incredibly true to roots crossfit. I just think the clean and jerk workout, uh, for most people, they were able to push it to where it hurt way more. I agree, but I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Cause your worst finish was the front squat one. Was it pretty sure. What about, what about it being online? Does that, is that a big deal for, uh, that's an advantage for Will cause he cheats. Yeah. And it moves like doodoo and no one gives him a no rep ever. All right This advantage for me cuz Andy will fucking know rep me every fucking rep just to be just just because he's fucking had a bad

Batch of coffee in the morning, but do you think he's gonna try to go to the games? I'm gonna give him a 10 Yeah, yeah, he'll try Brandon fave Jesus is that that can't really be him. No, that's not his picture. That's from the blinders Brandon favoritery. 24. Oh my god, keeping it real, keeping it real is fucking- getting his panties in a lot. Stop it, he doesn't cheat. He doesn't cheat.

Go watch his Rogue Qualifier videos. Have you ever seen the Hiller video on him? Yeah. That is one of the most insane cases of cheating I've ever seen. Hey, not following standards? Do you remember when he did that overhead squat that was not even close to being stood up and he counted it? Counted it.

That's called cheating. Hey, fuck face. My elbows didn't bend, you dumb fuck. Yeah, Barry. Not a single no rep. Was it a one rep max or was it a three rep max overhead squat? I think it was a three. Yeah. Pretty sure it was the third rep and he's standing up like just passing parallel on

the way up and he bails forward and counts that rep. So this is crazy. So keeping it real, he doesn't cheat to, he admitted it, he copped to it, it's over. Those are two very different things. He didn't do it. Now all of a sudden it's he did it. He admitted it. He copped to it. It's over.

Well, he said he was on drugs, so he didn't cheat. Listen, uh, that was up here. He doesn't cheat was a grant and down here was Brian friend. His alter ego. My daughter just said, fuck face. Good girl. Uh, uh, Brian Fabry, uh, 10. I don't even know who that is. Dylan Gibbs, 21. Give him a 10.

Mike Evans. Is that the Mike Evans that was at Crash? Alright. 10. I like him a lot. Nick Roberts. Oh my god, 37? Yeah, dude, this guy is...

God, I can't remember the story behind him he might be like the CFO or CEO of Planet Fitness or LA Fitness he What the fuck does he do? He has some fucking crazy job, and he might be the CEO of LA Fitness Or he might be the private equity that's in charge of it or something. He's got some fucking crazy high-ranking job Hey, dude, you know what he did You know what Nick Roberts did in between events his son was like playing a basketball game or a soccer game somewhere nearby So in between events he went and watched his son play soccer. This dude was cool as shit

Trish says he was a domestic terrorist in the bottom window. I call I call Bryson Waleed when I get mad at him At the Wayans today that the the events in Abu Dhabi and hazmat yelled Allah Akbar fucking scared me The guy who's fighting in the co-main. Hums that Chimma Chimma Naya of Chimma Naya of Adam McAdams. Adam Mc. Oh, that's a Adam McAdams Mac. Oh, dude. That's Trista Smith's training partner. He stout dude. He's 12 years older than her. That makes me uncomfortable. How do you know that's Trista Smith's training partner? Dude they're like in a bunch of YouTube videos together. Justin Rhodes, he was at Crash. Do you think they're together as a couple?

Why are you watching YouTube videos of Trista Smith, dude? I'm not, dude. It's just on Justin Maderas' channel, you fucking weirdo. We watched them together. We watched those videos together, dude. I've never seen a video of Justin Maderas doing anything. Okay, we literally served as YouTube. Oh, this is exactly what I'm going for. Bryce, it kind of has that Ben Stiller looking dodgeball. I appreciate it, Jeffrey. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Yeah, do you smear? smear pizza on your fucking Stuff pizza down your pants and fold it and jerk it with it. You like that. Do you like Adam Ney for Taylor?

I like Adam Ney for I don't really know him, but I like what I know of him. Yeah, he's cool as shit He was on Adrian Conway's podcast today over at the CrossFit channel and they were going live and I really fucking like him and you know what I why I like him is whether his athlete is doing great or fucking completely coming apart he he's the same guy you know some coaches get wound around the axle when they're you know they do they take the emotional ride of their athlete he just stays fucking he's just at him that's like me you just stay chill no you don't yeah well you didn't even interview me when Michelle was at the games where I was like yeah you know as a coach and when I was at semi-finals too

I was I thought you and Michelle was at the game is fuck you Bryson was I not straight as an arrow at semi-finals straight as an arrow at semi-finals? No, I would say straight as an arrow. You didn't want an emotional part. Like after two events, you were just like, yeah, it's just not going to happen, dude. Yes. That wasn't me being emotional. Yeah, it is because mathematically it could still happen.

So the only reason for you to say that would be to be because of emotions. Zach messing the central two week trial starts on the day that we're on when you started. So right now, if you sign up for a trial, you would join with everyone else. But does it start tonight or tomorrow morning? If he signed up for today, it would start with today's. Marco Calderon, that's how I was going to describe Adam Neifert, stoic, but most people think of stoic people as just being really dry, like how maybe Colton is, but he's not

dry. He's not faking it, I guess is what I'm saying. Oh wow, Marco. Hey, are you and brooke wells together? That guy's putting it to brooke wells I think so. Yeah, can't you see the picture dude? Oh, that's cool. Definitely And he's got the bpc 157 shirt. Yep Does that mean she's using too?

They're not competing programs You're retarded barry mccaulkin is a fucking idiot. So So JR's program, he's basically taking his affiliate workouts that he's been posting on his Instagram for however long and he's just putting them on a website for members only slash behind a paywall. So if you want his affiliate program, he's not giving it out for free anymore, but it's just what his gym's doing, which is very good. It's great programming if you want to program for an affiliate. Daniel Brandon is not endorsing Kamala.

Yes, she is. And so is if I heard Maddo keeps voting for Kamala Harris, well, that might be true. Um, but Daniel Brandon is not endorsing Kamala. Are you Daniel Brandon and Barry McCaulkin are both actually eating, uh, Kamala Harris out as she's a tanking off of this fucking election. Um, if, if, if I won't be friends with Daniel Brandon anymore, I won't let her on the show anymore if she votes for Kamala. Dude, are you kidding me? Look at her.

Look at the victim mentality she has. No, you're telling me you think that there's a prayer chance in hell. She's voting for Trump. No way. Yes, she is. There's not a rational cell in her brain. Oh, you're hurting me. Sorry, bro.

Uh, Bryson looks like the day Dale Earnhardt jr. Died was the worst day of his life In Beaver I heard mice I heard I ordered my CEO shirt and wristbands last Friday and I still haven't gotten them How long does it take they'll be there tomorrow morning when you wake up? They'll be just folded nicely at the foot of your bed vindicate vnd k8 get your order in Now yeah, we're going live election night I'm gonna have I'm gonna try to get a bunch of people on here try to get Taylor on here. I got the Bellator fighter Dalton Rostock coming on I'm gonna invite I'm gonna see if I can get Josh Bridges to come on

I'm gonna have like a whole crew of people roll through here dude will Josh Bridges talk about politics? uh no way I bet you he'd allude to politics but not say anything that can be quoted that's so weak Zachary Boonton button. I don't know about this guy, man. Sometimes he's a fucking G and other times he's.

You know, not 30 10 out of 10 for Jacob. Jacob Marlowe, 10 Scott Tetlow. Wow, that's a fucking tricky one. Wow. What is Scott? I think he's going to go for it again. Uh-oh. He's out. Give him a five. I'm going to go with a seven. But I want it to be ten. Sam Dancer. Jesus Christ. He's old enough to be my dad. Uh, what do you think on, uh, you think you could come when you're fucking eight years old? Uh, I'm

just saying as an eight year old, he could have conceived me. You can't come when you're dead either. So you did the math. Okay, good. Sam Dancer. I'm going to say retired. So he can't be your dad. Daniel Cuck. Daniel said he's good. I know for sure he'll try. I'll give him a 10, but he was saying that he's getting ready to get serious about it Like I think he was paying off some debt or something there. He looked like if Ken and Michael Jackson fucked Wow

He does have a little Pam Anderson, you know Just I don't know like his face it's like yeah, it's like too perfect I'm he he does have a little Pam Anderson in them like just totally fake Just I don't know like his face. It's like yeah, it's like too perfect It's like rubbery. I wonder if he gets lip-fill rubbery. That's it. It's rubbery Pedro I saw your comment earlier. Oh, what's more likely? Oh great question Kamala winning way way more likely what's more likely Kamala Harris winning or Bill Leahy qualifying for the games? Yeah, I'm part of the storm today. You are. You could have your mic. That was great.

And it's moment. Bindicate has a life besides making sure to fucking losers. It'll get there when it gets there. God, I hope he doesn't. I hope he doesn't. Really piss me off if he does have a life there. God. I hope he doesn't I hope he doesn't really piss me off If he does have a life besides making shirts, I hope you're wrong He's gonna shave this he's gonna shave of like a quarter like a corner of his bush off into a shirt and fold

Rapid just got some pubes fall in your lap It's like oh what what is that? It's perfectly okay to ask when your shipment is gonna write Jacob I'm gonna give Daniel Coose a 10 Jacob Schmidt I don't know Maximilian Krieg look good He look good at crash Max Krieg. I like that guy a lot. Oh, he's going to Good, dude. I Wonder what he does for a living. Has he ever been the army. He is I'm gonna invite him on the show

Armied Iver, I think I've invited two people of three people from rogue on the show who are going rogue Two of them got back to me and said no who am I gonna say? See dude, that's soft-ass shit. Call him out. No what I don't mind that they don't come on Are they people who have said no in the past? One of them has said no in the past. One of them has not. Has that one who said no in the past ever said yes? Yes, they've both been on the show. Okay. Everyone's been on the show once. Everyone's been on the show once Trey what tray von betton

Brandon porn's gay. I can't use that idea. That was a that was a huge mistake that I didn't and I don't think I interviewed that guy Adam Travon that yeah, and that was a mistake I should have interviewed him Why just cuz after because I just think he was cool. I was kind of a little intimidated by him He but I should have interviewed him why just cuz after because I just think he was cool I was kind of a little intimidated by him. He but I should have interviewed him Maybe intimidates not the right word. It just didn't look like there was a time to interrupt him He looks serious as a heart attack, but I like him tray bonds a dark horse literally Hahaha No, it's fine good Drake Lewis crash crucible. Love this guy. Yeah, he is cool. So cool

Drake Lewis 10 John John would Hate this guy. Oh really? Looks fucking crazy, bro His He looks like Groot. He looks like Groot is almost turning into Groot Man, but he's still like part human. Like he's got this jaw that's like crazy and it just goes straight to his fucking torso. Like he has no neck. Go to his Instagram. Find his Instagram.

I'll look it up. We should make a shirt like this. We need that Sentinel shirt. Give us a shot. Yeah, that's good. I'll look it up. We should make a shirt like this. We need we need that Sentinel shirt Give us give it give us a shot. Yeah, that's good I'll look it up. What's his name? John would oh give us a shot Give it a shot. Oh, wow Wow, that would be crazy That would make so many people but hurt John would oh

Yeah, yeah, I remember this guy. Oh, you already there. Yeah yeah see look at his head. Look at his head and it's his jaw and his neck. Oh wow that picture in the middle looks crazy. He reminds me of Jason Carroll a little bit. I'll say this. I'm probably one of the top three, one of the ugliest posters, so, you know, don't think that I'm over here on my high horse, I'm just saying like, hey brother, you're down in the fucking dregs with me, buddy. I like his hair short, I'm gonna be really honest with you. I'm not a fan of his long hair. Kinda looks like, it looks like he would go, eeeh, like if he tried to say something to

you, that's what you would hear. Hmm He's a reps a head guy. Oh is he? That's what my body looks like right there, no, it's not dude. Yeah, it does. Okay. Take your shirt off. Let's see it My body looks like that, okay No, I'm embarrassed my body looks like that. Okay. Yeah, his hair is, keep your hair short, dude. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, like this.

This is a great look for you right here. Keeping it real. I actually do want to know if you're vaccinated. Are you vaccinated keeping it real? Did you ever get a COVID shot? Hey, it's, he could be related to Hunter McIntyre too. Oh yeah. Yeah, he could be.

I can see that. Yeah. Like he's the brother that didn't get a lot of pussy. Jason Hopper isn't orangutan. He's more like a troglodyte. Jason Hopper has Cushing's disease. It looks like his neck isn't put on straight, but it sticks out of his torso at like an angle. Like he used to be a two-headed baby, but they had to chop one of the heads off because it was dead.

There's another head up here, there's another neck up here, and he was this one. Jason looks like Sloth from The Goonies. And he's got this crazy anterior pelvic tilt. So like... Like he takes the dumper like the the way gay guys would go up. Wow. Wow. Uh, she told me that. Why are you getting, are you getting a little chubbed up? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tristan Harrison. Oh man. For the guy who needed a go fund me to make it to South Carolina. I think he's going to try again, but don't do a fundraiser.

Please. You think you need to go fund me to go to California? Um, I would say you'd have better luck raising money going and you know getting your hands dirty behind a fud rockers or something you know what I mean? And the Lord's work. Put a little fishnet on. Ten for Tristan Harrison. Cole Mertens.

Ten. This little fucker. What about the to dawn? To her magazine the crazy thing about that. It doesn't look like he's wearing underwear He's not like, you know how girls they won't wear underwear and like in like spandex so that their fucking vagina really eats that shit And like some of them thinks it's hot to just show crazy camel toe like that's what tutors doing as a guy I'm pretty sure when he did an interview you could see the full outline of his portabella mushroom cap I can't eat a mushroom after seeing that video Dave who's more likely to go to the games next year, Colton or Tudor?

Colton. Colton, 100%. I mean, Tudor beat him by 20 points. I beat Tudor at NorCal Classic and Colton raped him. All right. Sorry, that was a strong word. Colton destroyed him. I take that word back. Colton destroyed him. I destroyed him. You think Colton's going to the games this year? I destroyed him you think Colton's going to the games this year? Yeah, if he chills out on so many fucking competitions You think he's gonna look back and be like I did too many competitions No, not if he not if he chills if he does like if he does a couple more Yeah, I think that's you think it matters as much if he doesn't taper and stuff for them though Like he just keeps training through it probably Probably not, but he definitely tapered for Crash and I would say he definitely tapered for NorCal. Tristan Harrison.

I agree. 7 out of 10. Oh shut up, he's a 10 out of 10. Hahaha. What about, what about, yeah, what about what Pedro's saying, Colton's crazy fit right now, do you think he's peaking like too early? No, not at all. I think he's just really fucking fired up and Joey Totoro and proven really know what they're doing. So as long as he just Eggs in one basket. I was what I want to see eggs in one basket. You know what I mean? Hey, um Colton

Saying nice things about proven is like a crazy fucking rebrand for them. Isn't it? Dude, I love, I like, dude, I met Nick Johnson at crash. That guy's a, I like that guy a lot. But just what Colton's done for them, for the, for the fucking like, like no, no one's going to talk. I mean, he's a shield for them. No one's going to talk shit about them. If Colton's over there saying good shit about him. I mean, dude, when he first went over there, he was saying shit like,

I don't know. I don't even know if you could call me a proven athlete. You know what I mean? Like when he was there for like a week. Yeah. And now he's like fucking, if you ask him what happened to your running, he's like proven, proven, proven, proven. Well, it was clearly a good decision to put Nick in charge. Yeah, that's for sure. But I'll say this, what Colton's getting and what Tia is getting, that's not proven compete. And that's not the proven 60 track. Don't know anything about their affiliates. So you, when you say they're great people, like Kiefer, like he, he, Kiefer's not writing the, the general track program.

You have these fantastic coaches. Um, but having a good program for everyone's completely different story. I hear you, but I hear you, but he's, they're definitely getting their money's worth from him. Yeah for sure. Tudor Magda. 10 out of 10 right? He's gonna try yeah 10 out of 10. Yeah. Yeah, do you think he still donated a portion of his proceeds from NorCal to that foundation even though he barely made any fucking money? What foundation? He said like in a post when he announced he was going to NorCal he's like I'm gonna donate a portion of my proceeds

From from winning to keel foundation or whatever and I was like damn bro I don't even not even sure if you walked away with enough money to cover his fucking trip You still gonna donate that money? It's after he pays his expenses Okay, so no Been ragged only 21 uh, colgray schaber For sure. Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna go for it. Oh cool Sager Now he's done. I'm so you don't even think he'll try now

He'll do the open I'm gonna see I'm gonna go over to Cole Sager Let's see what let's see what he's up to these days. He's running comp train these days. Oh, I didn't even know comp train was still around. Yeah, what the fuck is comp train? That's why you don't know it's still around because Colesager's running it. So this is seven hours ago.

This all happens right when the boys go down for naps. But does he have twins? Such wonderful few days with comp train and the CrossFit New England crew fun class workouts the day ago. Oh my God. I miss you guys in this place. A love for the hammers. Oh, let's go see what's going on with the hammers.

Wow. Geez, Louise. Oh, she has the same hairstylist as Bryson. Taylor, she has the same hairstylist as Bryson. What the fuck? She looks like the fucking bad mom from the fucking parent trap. Remember that movie? She looks like the mom that woke up on the mattress in the fucking middle of the lake in the parent trap. Dude. That's an interesting framing for a photo. Yeah, no, not sure what she's going for there, but to be honest, to be complete, be honest. In this fast paced world staying sharp and focused is a non-negotiable.

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All right. What were we talking about? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Hammers? Sager. Okay, Cole Sager. Oh, what's this? Well, we start somewhere and sometimes you even have to restart. So to help, Noble are always given. Oh, does that mean he tore his Achilles heel? He did, yeah. When?

Like a month or two ago. Doing what? Maybe, maybe longer. Wow. Okay. So he's out out. He's like, what happened? What? He's retired anyway. How did he tear it?

I'm looking for a post. Oh yeah. I'll just text him real quick. Me and him are good friends, bro. Uh, let's see. A rupture my Achilles, it didn't stop my cold plunge routine, ordained Sprague. Oh, he did their marriage?

Oh, he looks skinny, doesn't he? Well, right there is right after he tore it, so he shouldn't be skinny. He looks like a high rocks athlete. That's how he ended up with twins right there. All right. All right, Cole Sager's out. So give him a one.

You give him a one. Yeah. All right. Brandon Luckett oh another tough one give him a thing he's only 29 he looks like he's always searching for something like he's looking through a fucking peephole he's always like you know I mean like he's like the Sun's in his eyes he's always got the sun's in his son his eyes, dude, I Think I think he had the nicest body out of the dudes at this region even nicer than Fikowski Luck it's nicer than Fikowski. You're retarded. You don't think brand luck. It has a nicer body than no Is that he has tiny abs

I'm not saying he's got a bad body But he had like genetically his abs aren't large Fikowski's abs take up his old abdomen this guy's abs take up like 30% of his abdomen the rest of it's just like you know unused space You're crazy. No, no, no go look at him. I'm going to but his he has the best body I'm about to make him so insecure about his body he What? Yeah, what are you talking about? Yeah, pull him up motherfucker. I am I am

It's like you're out of your fucking mind. I'm looking right at it. He's got abs down to his cocking balls He and he's a big go to a still picture dude He's a big dude. Look at looks look yeah scroll up wait right here how about right here the side of his body there's nothing there scroll up scroll up one pack two pack three pack four i'm not talking about that you fucking queef they're small they're mini abs look they look like a landing strip they look like they should be in line with his pubes or something you know what i mean like the same same. It's like the same. See, no, go to Fikowski. You know what I'm talking about. You think that body right there is better than Fikowski's? That's crazy.

Yeah. You're high. You're just saying that because you don't like the Fikowski once Dave fired. That's a bias ass fucking take. No. Yeah. 100%. You're judging Fikowski based on some sort of like, 100%. You're, you're judging Fikowski based on some sort of like, um, uh, uh, like on some bodybuilding scale or something. I'm just telling you Brandon, like you're talking about what he looks like. Brandon. Like it looks more like a man. Fikowski does not. Yeah. Fikowski you are crazy. Go to him with a shirt off and say they,

I don't think Fikowski has the best body and crossfit by any means, but he's definitely more masculine than Brandon. Luckets more masculine. Yeah. Yeah. Fikowski's got huge, like he's just a broad massive dude. Yeah. Yeah. But he's not definitely not more.

Look at that picture. That's my exact point. He's way more. Oh my God. Scroll up. You're just trying not to come. That's where exact point. He's way more. Oh my god scroll up You're just trying not to come that's where he's going to fast dude. Look, what are you talking about? He's way more fucking yoked. Oh Right. Yeah, you're a crack whore and has shown that video

Yeah, Brandon like it has a better body. Guys, we're objectifying men's bodies. Whatever. It's my job. I get paid to do that. Okay, Brandon Luckett, I'm going to give him a four. A four? Yeah, I don't think he's doing it.

I don't think he's going to try again.'t think he's gonna I don't think he's gonna try again I think I was a coach or something. Why don't you think he's gonna try again? I mean he is 29 so he's watched because this was a comeback year for him And I think he suffered a lot of injuries. I think he's really wounded. I think he wakes up like in a lot of pain I'm guessing every morning. I think his back is fucked up. Yeah When you just stop doing shit that fucking hurts Chris I bara, what do you give him? What do you think? He what do you would you give him? I'm gonna give him a friend and luck it Yeah, I mean I agree is the guy who's like doesn't want to commit and saying it but like still really fucking wants it

Who is oh Brandon like it's training high rocks. Jesus. He had his bigger abs He wouldn't hurt his back if he's actually training high rocks. He's out He had his bigger abs. He wouldn't hurt his back. If he's actually training high rocks, he's out. Okay. Uh, so, uh, Chris I borrow 10 Taylor, Chris I borrow. I probably give him a three for, for, you don't think he's going to try. Oh, oh, oh, oh, if he's actually going to try.

Yeah. 10. Bryson and 10. can he cut the mustard? No. Uh, Samuel quant. Taylor chill. 28. Yeah.

He's in. Don't tell me to chill. I'm paying attention. I'm thinking 10. No, you're not. You're fucking texting with Daniel. Okay. I'm not.

No, Brandon, Patty V a lot of politics here guys. Patty V this is why someone was rushing you. because he just wanted to get to this he's washed His coach is hwpo now so if anybody's gonna fucking get way worse it's gonna be Patrick Bounder you think he'll reach out to Jr Prob off he should but I don't think he can he needs a female coach. Oh Really you think he needs a female coach? Yeah, really? You think he needs a female coach? Yeah. I don't think he can cut.

I don't think he can cut the, I just don't think he can take like, uh, anything from a guy. You know, I've never thought about that, but I agree. I'm going to go with the 10. He's for sure doing it. Wow. Crazy. Why don't you think he's going to do it?

Taylor? Why do you give him a three? Dave's not fired. So you think that's going to do it, Taylor? Why do you give him a three? Because Dave's not fired. So you think that's the, the, the, the point? Can you imagine how fucking awkward it's going to be him being there competing and Dave standing there? Oh my God, that would make me so uncomfortable. For who?

For him or for Dave? For him really. Dave wouldn't give a fuck. Yeah, I don't think these guys give a shit. I don't think they give a shit either. But it's just like, dude, so cringe. So you think because something's a little so cringe, he's not gonna do his hey, dude. Hey, he's got fucking 10 kids. He's a chiropractor. He's 38. He's HWPO now. He is one of the people from the beginning, like even in the 2016 doc, he's always talking about, oh, you know, there's other things that are important to me besides just CrossFit.

You know, I'm not like these other guys who just care about CrossFit. It's like projecting. Yeah. But also it's a fucking lie. I Pulled Taylor off the screen for 10 seconds. He didn't even notice he just starts talking Inchen I just pull him off the screen for 10 seconds to see if he's paying attention I Think he would compete if they what are you doing over there buddy? Let's do it together. This is a show What if you want to take a break? We'll do what you're doing. What are you doing over there? I? Swear to God it's like fucking teaching a third grade class No Pedro told me Denise they didn't say or else with the demand because deep down they knew they'd still compete. That's a good point

Would you judge him if he still competed Taylor what a stupid fucking demand Would you judge them if he still competed or would you be like? Yeah, I understand you you know You want to have your cake and eat it too. It's cool Uh, you know, I really just don't even want to fucking talk about this guy James break You know, I really just don't even want to fucking talk about this guy. Um... Uh, James Bragg. Yeah, 100%. 100p. Defending the title. 10.

Think he finished his top 5 at the Games next. I just see a man on Earth. Think he finished his top 5 at the Games. I think he's gonna win it. God, that would be fucking awesome. Brent Fikowski! Ahem. I haven't heard it from his mouth, but the rumor was that he's not competing next year and he's all in with PFA.

Yeah, that's bullshit. I would think it's more likely that Brent doesn't compete than Pat doesn't compete. I think they're both fucking competing. There's no way he's gonna pull out. They don't have it in them to fucking stop. They're both gonna compete and before the games are going to release a statement. That's like, you know, we believe the best way to change something is from the inside. And we got to be part of this. If we're going to make a difference, stuff like that. When in reality, it's like, that's the worst way to change it because you don't have any

fucking time to actually do the job that it takes. Look, Taylor put his phone down, but he still can't keep looking at it. He's like, he's like a kid. I'm looking at the comments, you fucker. He's like a guy who's driving and his wife's in the car and he sees someone in a bathing suit to the left and he's like trying not to look like, Hey, I think you're projecting buddy. No, I just look. We were literally on the beach at NorCal. Sevan was facing us and I guess there was some lady with her titties out behind us. He literally on the beach at NorCal. Sevan was facing us. And I guess there was some lady with her titties out behind us.

He's on the phone with his wife. He goes, wow, look at those things. And Lizzie is like, what things? And his wife on this phone, not FaceTime, is like, I can tell you what things he's talking about. Ha ha ha ha. I say that around the house, like 10 times a day. Wow.

Look at those, uh, Brent Fikowski. Uh, I'm going to give him, I think I, I, you, I was going to give him a zero, but I think, I think he is going to do it. Bryson. That was very compelling. Yeah. I think they're in 10 Taylor. They're in me and him and Patty.

Yeah. I'm going to give one number for the both of them. Taylor, eight or 7.8. All right. So when, Hey, how fucking cool is it that Justin fucking won, uh, semi-finals, but then he got down at the games. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna give, I'm going to give James the win and everyone else a pass. A seventh, a third, a third, an eighth, a fifth, and a second. For sure. Justin's going how Justin's still a kid, right?

25. It was easier to be, it was easier to be a little hefty at semi-finals. And easy to be what a little overweight. Oh, Justin Medeiros. So we all give him a 10. Bernie Gannon, will he be able to get a 10? easy to be what? A little overweight. Oh, Justin Maderas. So we all give him a 10. Bernie Gannon, Will Fikowski, I think it's Brent Fikowski.

Will Fikowski and Velner be judged if they compete? Absolutely. Yes. Walk it like you talk it. I won't judge them. They never specifically said they wouldn't compete if Dave was still in charge. It's just that that demand is so severe. Right. That. I judge them for the demand.

I don't, I wouldn't judge them for, would you say it's fair to say it's implied? Not explicit, but implicit. Like there's an implication. It's like, I'm out fucking shit. Yeah. I'm out. It's literally saying I'm out fucking shit. Yeah. I'm out. It's literally saying I'm out of the games though. Yeah, but I'm just saying they, like I grew up with that one. It's the implication.

And also it's saying that we demand Dave be fired and then like, Hey, nothing happens. It just makes you look like a fucking clown. If you demand, if you demand Dave gets fired, nothing happens and you still compete, you look like a fucking triple clown. The only way you can save any face after demanding Dave get fired and him not getting fired is saying, well, I'm not competing. Okay. So you save some face and you're like, if they don't compete, then you don't judge them.

Because I think the part worth judging is just that it's a stupid demand. No, I agree. I think the part we're judging is a, it's a stupid demand, but it's less in my opinion. I think more of them, if they stand by what they believe in them continuing to compete when they demanded change and said that Dave had to be fired to get that change. If they choose to still compete, they're completely enabling what they think is so bad about the games. So I'm like, are you leaving? Are you leaving the United States?

No, because I didn't demand that fucking Kamala not win. No, but that's out of his control. If Pat didn't have double standards, he would have no standards. Wow. That's harsh core. That's more of Taylor's control than it is Pat and Brent's. Taylor gets a vote. No, but he doesn't get to decide. That's not true. Like they get to decide. They don't vote on Dave's position.

They have way, I would say Pat and Brent have way more influence on whether or not Dave is running the games than I have on who wins the election. 100%. No, they have absolute control whether they go or not. Right. I don't have absolute control over where the fuck I live. I was born here, dude. You think I can just afford to pack my fucking shit up and go wherever I want? I got a fucking family. Look at Taylor playing the victim. Yeah. Oh, I'm not a victim? What do you want me to live in a fucking car in Mexico? That's what I was about to say. You've been to Mexico in a car before you could do it again. Hey, if you went to a restaurant, you got a shitty waitress, you might go back to Mexico.

It's not just them. Fee and others were part of that demand too. Yeah, who was it? It was like Fee and Annie. Yeah, bro. And we had and you and uh, Hey, I think the demand is the stupidest thing they could have possibly done. I'm just saying I would still compete at the games if I was them. And I just think the dumb part is the demand. I don't think it's that's what's dumb, dude. It's like, okay, this is what's fucking stupid. You filing a lawsuit against the EPA for allowing fluoride to be in the water because you think it's horrible. Meanwhile, all you're doing is drinking fucking tap water with fluoride in it and showing everybody else, Hey guys, I still drink it even though it is the worst thing.

They're doing what you're talking about right now. Arguing their own limitations and saying they don't have a choice. Well, I still got to fucking drink water. No, I'm just going to do what I can. I'm just going to do what I can to change the fact that there's fluoride in my water. You go buy a bottle of water. No, you go buy a bottle of water, you fucker. Your metaphor is so logically flawed. Oh yeah, everyone could just go fucking buy water. What if these people are like you 10 years ago living on the street sucking dick for

drug money and they don't have enough money to buy water? Hey, retard, you know what? Most people in Africa drink bottled water. They don't drink fucking tap water. They drink it from a fucking hole in the ground. I'm not talking about somebody in Africa, bro. Oh, so you're, do you think, dude, you think people in America don't have enough money to buy fucking bottled water?

How retarded are you? Someone might want to save money and they're going to drink tap water. You know what I've never seen? I've never seen a homeless person on the street. Try to get Florida. Never seen a homeless person on the street that couldn't afford drugs couldn't afford fucking cigarettes Couldn't afford fucking mcdonald's you know what you can afford if you can afford all those things guess what you can afford Bottled water dumbass using all your money for drugs. Let me ask you guys this

Let me pivot the question a little bit. Let me tweak it a little bit Wouldn't it be weird that those guys have been at the top of the game for so long and they trained to be crowned the fittest person in the world and then they didn't compete in the CrossFit Games. It's kind of like a waste, right? It's kind of like buying a Ferrari in a town that's just full of traffic and you can never get out of fucking second gear. Yeah, I mean, they're still training hard. So they are the biggest pussies ever. If they demand, not if they demanded Dave be fired, Dave isn't fired and they compete their pussies. They have zero spine, zero backbone. That's worse than the demand itself. It's like when the governor in California locked everyone down and said how it was unsafe to eat

at a restaurant and then went out to eat in public the next day. That's exactly what it is. But hey, they elected Trudeau. He knew he was lying. He already know they're retarded. So that that simile is saying this. They said that the games were so unsafe that they're demanding that the guy who's the founder and creator and who's run it since its inception should be fired. And so you're saying that there's a strong implication there that if they do it, they're

endorsing, oh, it's safe enough for me to do it. Wow, not everybody else Or I'm still willing to do it but it should be safer for everybody else Oh, you mean like other people can't make a decision that they're willing to do it Even though it's not the safest thing in the world. Hey, it's maybe it's an extreme sport. Maybe you're pushing your body To its absolute fucking limits When is Dave gonna be allowed to speak publicly again? Never. Hey, it's pretty amazing that CrossFit's

going live every day now. They get less viewers than us, it's crazy. Do you think there's ever gonna be another Week in Review? They just started, I don't know. Oh, it just started right now? I mean, they just started. I don't know How it just started right now? I mean they just started going live like they like they need time to build up They need to figure out who's gonna be running this shit. Oh true I can move to fucking Vietnam and fucking win the Asia region Annie Brent Pat fee Victoria Campos Royce done

Someone called Dina Swift and Laverne Shirley. T-Bird, but both, uh, Brent and Pat. I don't know about Brent. Let me revise that. Definitely Pat, uh, coerced other people using his social media platform to get the vaccine. Just get the jab. Just get the shot Just do protect others. That's a that sounds like a man that votes Trudeau But but still insightful T-bird Natalie Fleming, did you hear about the girl who found out? Her boyfriend cheated on her and she said they were going to Six Flags, but she insisted

She took him take him to Mexico after she bought him over the. Okay. Is that a real story? I want to decipher that for me. What is she saying? Did you say that she had found out her boyfriend cheated on her and she said they were going to Six Flags, but she instead took him back to Mexico after she brought him over the border illegally.

Oh, that's awesome Send me that please DM me that story going back to Mexico you fucking asshole Did you watch that video I sent in the chat Talking about the difference between what a democracy is? No way. Versus the Republic. Did you see that? Royce Dunn's going individual this season.

He went individual too? A constitutional republic, not a democracy. The ideal of a democracy is universal equality. The ideal of a constitutional republic is individual liberty. A democracy always degenerates into dictatorship, which promises government-guaranteed equality and security, but it delivers nothing but poverty and serfdom for the people it robs and rules. America was founded as a constitutional republic to safeguard the liberties of the people against

the tyranny of democracy or of one-man dictatorship. In this century, great strides have been made toward the goal of subverting our republic into a democracy. The foremost tactic of the subverters is subversion of language. By calling America a democracy until people thoughtlessly accept and use the term, the totalitarians have obscured the real meaning of our principles of government. Pretty good, right? That's crazy. I'm never going to call our country a democracy again, constitutional republic. It's good.

I'm going to get the link. Oh, cool. I just want to reiterate that I'm right that Pat and Brent deciding to compete if Dave isn't fired is worse than the initial demand 100 hey, like heidi said bro bottled water has fluoride in it, too That was the dumbest fucking metaphor ever And it was stupid that you made that metaphor and he's a fucking dumber that I engaged in it Yeah, heidi was heidi but heidi was typing from the doggy style position

engaged in it. Yeah. Heidi was Heidi, but Heidi was typing from the doggy style position texting while she's getting real. Yeah, face down. As if God, do people do that? I bet you you do that, Taylor. I bet you you fucking you scroll while you fuck. No, you piece of fucking shit. Lizzie's like, what's that on my back?

And like you set your phone down on her back and you pick it up. You're like nothing. You're a piece of shit, bro. You really don't want me to ever text again on the show. Oh, shit. Fucking A. I'm going to try that tonight. You know what I did?

You want to know what I did today? I got a jump rope from the garage today. Well, Haley, we've been watching Dexter and I got a jump rope from the garage today. And while she was sleeping on the bed, like I went over her and tried to slip it around her neck. She's like, what the fuck are you doing? You psycho. I'm sure that was hilarious for everyone. Everyone not you, bro.

God. I was like, all right. She's like, don't do that. I'm like, all right. Fine. Fine. Do you know what the poltergeist is by the way? She's like don't do that. I'm like alright. Do you know what the poltergeist is by the way? No, we gotta do the women. Oh shit. Oh fuck. I forgot Fucking misogynist. Jesus Christ. Oh my god. Isn't that a separate show? All right, you guys got time? Yeah, let's finish this shit up. Thank God. Thank you God you were here. I was gonna just keep telling stories. Uh, Katrina Olsen.

No. Mariana Bell. No. Jamie Higaya. No. 38. Uh, Sienna, uh, Lelonde. No.

I hope she's hot. That's a great name. Uh, Kelsey Peterson. No. Alexa Digarmo. Hope she's hot. That's a great name Kelsey Peterson No Alexa de garmo. No Are these all illegals? They're going to Charlotte uh This is so fun

We can't do an update show without it getting like kind of racist Racism at all you fucking idiot. Hey, Joe dirt stop rejecting bro Conservative guys, they're such assholes on the seven podcast Annalise more do she know in her name Ain't always more Sorry, I don't think that was over the top anal iselis Moore! You're too young for that joke. I apologize. Uh, 10. Yeah. Uh, Brittany Chestnut.

Oh god, these names. She's got chestnut. Amy Hulks. Yeah, she has it on her chest. Amy Hulsking. That's a nice name. I don't think she's Asian, bro. I think it's Hulsking. I think it's like a pretty, you know. I said it like she was Chinese.

Yeah, you're yeah, Amy Husking Yeah, she's competing ten Kendall Gilmore Ten crazy Hannah Erickson Hannah dude you and your fucking pronunciation. I would say I would say Seven ten you know her I think I know of her from 417. I think it's a 7. God. I have tears. I'm crying Obreanna Montplacier. Oh 20 for sure right? Yeah, dude. Did you fucking land a tanning bed?

Do you look like you put whatever Trump puts on his balls on your face who me? Yeah, you look orange Oh, I don't know. I didn't go to a tanning bed. Maybe it's just the angle Put whatever trump puts on his balls on your face who me. Yeah, you look orange Oh, I don't know. I didn't go to a tanning bed. Maybe it was just the angle Did you see my fucking farmers tan? Nice nice, uh, whooli whooli a home 35 Three you a sign? Hispanic pronunciation. California. Uh, no. Three.

Alison Scott. Zero. She's 31. She's geriatric. Oh, Porter was at crash, right? Yeah. I, we, I coach her. How'd she do 12, 13th, 12. Um, what was the insight?

She doing it? Yeah. Yeah. She'll be competing this year Uh carissa step Don't know i'm gonna give it a seven Five seven, uh emily white she'll be competing. I coach her too. Oh no shit. Yeah Uh timothy sutton go kamala Timothy Sutton, go Kamala.

Hey, you gotta send fuck. You gotta add another couple of zeros on that if you wanted to bring it up again, if you fucking write that name, bro, come on. Uh, Devin Kim. Holy shit. Only 22, dude. I go to zero. She's an Invictus, the biggest cesspool of character. Oh dude, there's a handful of people I like there, but do you like her? I love her. I don't know her at all

Oh, she's cool as shit. I only know one. I really are truthfully only know one person there. She was on team With a group of people who were at the ranch when I was there testing workouts and all four of those people on the team I think were amazing people and one of the girls Kelsey was on that team So I like her from Invictus, but I don't know anyone else. The only thing I know is that they tried to kick her off that Invictus team. Who, Devin? Yeah, they tried to kick Devin off.

They had drama. I like her, I like Jorge. I like that Weiss girl that showed up at Crash. You like Brittany? Oh dude, stop. You didn't like Weiss girl at Crash? She's cool as shit, no? I just gotta keep my mouth shut. Let's go next

Go Taylor's mom five dollars Devin is bad as fuck like bad like isn't good Bad as a naughty. The world's biggest pussies in the comments. Lindsay Martin. No, zero. 32. She's not competing.

Stacey Laram. No. I don't know. People are. No idea. Don't even try. Don't even try to pronounce that. Haley Kanthak. Can't hag.

For sure. Shevery. Oh, she was in Crash. Yeah, actually. Yeah, OK. Mariana Meza. Yeah. She's from Mexico, dude.

I don't know. Yeah, does she have to start a GoFundMe like Tristan Harrison? Depends on the selection. Kaitlyn. I don't know. Yeah. Does she have to start a go fund me like Tristan Harrison depends on the selection. Caitlin. Right. Good point. Uh, Caitlin, Bernard and Bernard and, Oh dude, she wasn't, she's 31. Dude.

I thought she was like 20. That's crazy. When we were watching her compete, she was in first after like the first day. She murdered everyone on that first work. Oh yeah. And yeah, she was in first after the first two she murdered everyone on that first workout. Oh, yeah. And yeah, she was in first after the first two events. Yeah. Um, and I remember watching her run and I thought she ran like someone who

was pretty young and raw and new to CrossFit, but now I'm like, Whoa. I mean, we only saw her from the stands really, but I wouldn't have guessed that she was 30 or 31. No, I want to get my L four. Now that remember her. I wouldn't have guessed that she was 30 or 31. No. I want to get my L4 now. I remember her. I want to get my L4 now, not just because Bryson's an L3, but because Andy's an L4 and I don't want to be, you know, subversive, submissive.

Yeah. She doesn't look like I didn't think she looked 31. I don't know. Maybe I didn't really. I mean, I guess you can tell from these pictures. Yeah Crazy she doesn't have a very big portfolio photos. I Mean she's grinding bro. Oh And she supports uplift mark Moss's company oh

Oh, and she supports uplift rock mouses company. Oh yeah. That's where she suffers. Keep watching this. Look at her overhead mobility. She has to look at the ceiling to hold those dumbbells overhead. Watch this. Like you see how she has to lean back so far. Yeah.

Yeah. You're good. You're, you're like a real coach. Dude, I see all the little things like that. And while people think I'm just an asshole, because I fucking hate Kamala Harris, and I talk a lot of shit. You're not just an asshole. I'm a good coach. Yeah, I love CrossFit. And I like I love I'm a savant of movement. Maybe someone on some long word Ellie Miller connoisseur. She'll go again, dude It's crazy that she lives in fucking what's his faces? She was in CrossFit Cowboys tiny tiny home

Yeah, that's crazy Nicole McGinney Damn 34 done. I wonder what's gonna happen with fusil a she would she got rocked at the games, dude Yeah, she's she's done bro. You think she's done. She's got the fucking thing on her elbow all the time She's not strong enough. She's just not strong enough No, but I mean she got rocked at the games with with the the Lazar death that fucking rocked her dude Oh it did. Yeah, he's definitely done Well, she's a child man. Like she's a kid and I don't mean that like oh you're a child. I mean like she's a kid

The clock be playing tricks You know, there were some good things that happened today. I'll try to focus on those. Oh Because I'm sure there was you know yeah okay yeah next quadric strong oh what's this tartan yeah put some change on it put some change on it buster watch my knees cave in looks like i'm better to say she's your chain engagement yeah well her eye doctor she's not using her eye doctor drive your knees out knees tracking the toes, you know It's a common theme of functional where we gotta push your knees out in the setup Rebecca. What the fuck is that?

Look, we should just watch we should pull up games athletes and just watch their movement. Look, you saw our knees are in so much She's not pushing them out at all the whole reason you do a sumo deadlift is develop your adductors and your glutes and Goddamn, you're not using any of them. Oh Holy moly oh so stop here stop here stop here wow that's a classic can we go back yeah pause it yeah this is typical power clean fault oh she's going for it she's? She's going to jerk it. God, we're going to see. Oh, here we go. She's going to squat clean this hang squat clean.

I would imagine. Yeah. All right, let's see the power. Everybody does something power clean. This is easy to catch. I'll speak for yourself, bro. Pop. Yeah.

See how wide she is. Well, oh, God, that's crazy. I mean, that's a, if she performed it correctly, she would have failed it. It would have been a squat clean, but you're not supposed to jump your feet out that way. You're supposed to jump to squat with, and instead of getting wider to get lower, you just reach your hips back to get lower. I bet you she knows that.

Right? Yeah, I don't know, but if that was just heavy, she was, yeah. And also I don't fucking do it. You fuck face. I fixed that problem. You see my two 65 power stats. Yeah. Beautiful.

But you did, you didn't learn that that day you knew it before that and you had done it before. I agree. She probably knows it. That's all. That's what my point is that she probably knows that. Yeah, but she doesn't fix it. She looks on there. But maybe she's trying and I never had a coach give me the proper cue on how to fix it. Well, I did. When I got the proper

cue, it was like, Oh, it clicked and then I could fix it. Reach your hips back, sit back into your hips. Don't just go wider. All right. What do you think? No, not going. Yeah. Not trying. No, she's got to try. She's trying. No chance. Yeah, no chance. She's too invested in Tik Tok. Missed Tik Tok girl. No, she did. That's just part of her creative outlet. No, that's like 10. I think Becca's husband's like 42 or something. Hey, how come we didn't see your name on the guys? This is West. We did mine last week. Yeah. All right, Gabriel Spence

Lizzie said that she doesn't think I have to yell when I have a microphone you do Get Gabrielle Spence. How old? 26. Oh, she's in. Yeah. You don't come that close to that age and not try again, I don't think. Miguel Ishin. Wow. She didn't make it. She was that close. Just a cunt hair away.

If you hadn't taken that fucking 30th. Hey, she shouldn't have been there anyway, because she didn't stand up one time on her box. That's true. And also, good God, we know that running is your weakness and you still are 30th in it. Nothing enrages me more than that. It's like, yeah, I've been working on my weaknesses so hard. And they come back in and it's still like a massive weakness.

I feel like she was something like running. Yeah, just fucking run more. Sydney, please. I'm over I feel like she was something like running. Yeah. Just fucking run more Sydney, please. I'm over at her IG. It looks like she's still training pretty hard. God, she's got, she's got crazy potential. Uh, she doesn't got a coach's name here. Classic. They said, what do you think it is when athletes like that? No, they suck at running and just don't get better at it?

Do you think it's an ego thing? Like in their training, they start running more and then they're like, Oh, I feel like I'm not as strong. So then they skip a running session and max their back squat. Like what do you think it is? Because you really do just run more and get better at running. I don't know. Colton, Colton didn't say that.

Colton said that that's actually not what you do when he was on the show. He said that's what he He said he ran more and it didn't it didn't help the way he thought it would you got a coach and he just revamped his whole running technique well, she definitely needs her running technique revamped say me Nick Sydney Michael ish and runs like Don't even know what to compare it to. It looks retarded. You get it.

I think it looks more retarded than how Annie Thor's daughter runs way worse. Sydney. Mick Elishan runs like this, like Jason. We're no 10 times worse. She has the same thing. Jason does no fluidity or athleticism in running at all. None. There's no, it's likeism in her running. At all.

None. There's nothing relaxed about it. There's no efficient carrying of forward energy. It's crazy. So she's got a lot of technique, but then she needs to do a lot of volume at good technique. Right. So even if it's not just running more, it's still just work on running. You would classify that as working on running still Jesus Christ Jeff

You are the most brain dead fucking idiot. I've ever seen Taylor salve Tom Brady is so slow. He needs to work on his agility or he'll never be a good QB Hey fuckface Tom Brady's the best QB in the NFL ever Sydney McEllish in Didn't make it to the games only because of her running. You fucking idiot. It's low hanging fruit. Also Tom Brady plays a sport where specializing is how you make it. Sidney Micolichian is part of a sport where specializing is the enemy. Yeah. Well, hey, don't, don't talk logic to Jeff Bako. He's retarded. Remember that.

True. There are mechanics to running most crossfit or suck, suck at it. Jeffrey Birchfield. Uh, I think she'll try. I'll give her 10. She needs help. There's a $30 running course on CrossFit.com. Uh, Trista Smith 10 for sure. Right. Yeah. Didn't she say recently that she was, she wants to find a guy and get married

and have kids. Someone say that at the, uh, I mean, if she's going to hunker down that early, then I think that's the only thing would be a stopper. Didn't someone say she said that at NorCal? I never heard that. Yeah. Kelsey Kiel she'll try. No, no, no. She's 33, man. Team. She's like a hundred. Yeah. Yeah, probably curse debtor, yep

Kyra Milligan. Yeah. Yeah Nothing Flores. I hope not. Oh And why do you say that just so tired of her competing and always have an excuse to isn't she isn't she part of the No, Dave. I'm going high rocks thing? I'm looking at her Instagram account. It's all fitness shit. Regardless, I say no, but I'm pretty sure she said that she was not competing in CrossFit. Really? She was part of the I'm out?

I thought so. I mean I don't want to like... Railer? Yeah. Danny Spiegel! So let's give Bethany, sorry let's go. I'm gonna give Bethany a 10. I think Bethany's doing it. Fuck no. I give Bethany a 0. I give Bethany a 4. Danny Spiegel. Oh here, yes Bryson she said it on a YouTube video. Geez, that's a hell of a thing to say when you're 18. Oh, about the kids? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Danny Spiegel, 10 for sure, right? She's trying for sure. I also am not convinced that that's even close to a 10. That she'll try Danny.

I think, I think one or zero. I would say a four again. I would say four for Bethany, four for Danny. Emily Rolfe 10. 10. 10. Did, did Danny pull out? Did she make it to the games this year? Yeah.

She, oh, she did pull. Yeah. Malord or a seven. Emily Rolfe 10. 10. Hattie pull? Yeah. I'm going to lower it to a 7. Emily Rolfe 10. 10. Hattie Canio 10. 10.

Oh she's 32 though. Yeah but she's… I like Hattie. And she's peaking. She's like… She's the best she's been in her life. Saying someone's not going to try doesn't mean you don't like them though. Good point.

Good point Bryson. Taylor, did you pick that up? Yeah, but I know she's going to try and that's why I like her. Ariel Lowen, dad. Really? I give her a four. We don't know. Yeah, I say three. You are one of those fucking, dude, my dad used to have one of those it is the most fucking dad thing ever Hey, dude, just do some farmers carries in your workout

Why do you think it's only a four because she was so disgruntled about the game she yeah like she called Dave a liar I'm giving her a pass on that such a fucking queef. I'm giving her a pass on that. You're such a fucking queef. I'm giving her a pass on that. Was she third at the year before this past game? Yeah, last year. Yeah, podium. Podium. So she was third when Laura Horvath won.

Right. Yeah, dude, this is like best case scenario for her. She calls Dave a liar and she knows she's probably not ever gonna podium again now that Tia's competing, everyone else is getting better. She's probably not. So. Oh, so you think that might even be an out for it. Cause she knows it's going to be

Gabby, Laura and Tia this year. Yeah. You think she's better than Danielle Brandon at CrossFit? A hundred percent. Oh, Ariel better than Danielle. Not even, it's not even close. I think it's close. No, it's not. Didn't Danielle get fourth? What was the points spread? Can we pull that up, Sevan? For the games? Danielle might have gotten fourth the year before that.

The games is so hard to... But I would say fourth the year before that is better than third. Oh shut up. The year Laura won. I don't... Daniel Brandon took seventh and this year, this year, this year, last year, last year. Oh, Oh, I think Danielle took like ninth. Yeah.

Ninth. What about the year before this? 383 to 731. She beat her by 150 points. She destroyed her. No, more than that. Sorry. Destruction.

Just a no less than that. 70 points. Sorry. 70. 170. Yeah, Daniel Brandon was born in 2022. Yeah, washed. Ariel's good. But I but I'm not convinced she's gonna compete

And it's gonna be so fucking hard to beat Gazan this year I want her to I really want Ariel to she's so good And fun to watch but who knows I Hate how it always fucking defaults to fucking men And it's not gender you fucking moron. This guy is such a fucking idiot, dude. Why are you so stupid? I don't even understand the comment. It's like fucking basically trend voice primo voice. That's what I'm assuming right? Anybody around PEDs specifically of the steroid nature since the mid 80s. I know it when I see it. Shut up. He's such a dumb fuck.

Prime? Ariel's Natty. Yeah, I'm gonna prime a bowling in your ass. Jeff Bako, you're such a fucking... Oh, dude. I I I I I I I

I I I I I I I They want to stay in the CrossFit space. She wants her sponsorship. She's really enjoying what she's doing. They'd like to make a little bit more money, finish their barn, stay in the space.

That's how she stays in the space. That's how Ariel stays in the space, by dropping out and making a big stink about it because she's not gonna compete and make it to the podium again. She stays in the space by people being like, oh, if Ariel was competing and Dave wasn't a monster, she would have been third instead of Daniel Brandon. Taylor Crossfad says, I hooked up with the girl that dabbled in steroids that undercarriage

gets crazy. Wow. That that undercarriage gets crazy. Wow. It's all tangled up with yours because it's starting to swelling up so much. But in the front. Oh, my goodness. Okay. Uh no, I don't think I don't think that's do you want to walk that back, right? And I don't think that would I don't think that'll work for I don't walk back. Alright, you want to change your your opinion, Taylor? No. Okay. Alex Guzzan. Ten. Ten. Ten.

Kaller can get pretty vocal though, if he's in her ear. They seem like they would have differing opinions about a lot of things, but I don't really know. I don't know either of them personally at all. I mean, Kaller did live in, I think he did live in California and he was a singer. So he probably went to like ditty parties and started off on the woke side. Right. I could, I could see him being a white dude for Kamala. I heard Ricky's not, I heard Ricky's protesting and he's not going to compete next year.

Oh, he's not. Could you imagine Ricky do that? Abigail Domet, 100%. I heard Ricky's protesting and he's not going to compete next year. Oh, he's not. You hear a couple of them. Could you imagine Ricky do that? Abigail Domet. 100%. Yeah. 100%. You don't give a fuck. All right.

Great show. Wow. We did the women in 20 minutes, 25 minutes. It looks like they were an afterthought. All right. What was the most fun to watch at Crash? Which field? Man.

I like the girls. Which was your favorite? What was the most exciting to watch? I like Porter and Nina. I learned to like people. What was the most exciting to watch I like Porter and Nina I learned to like people What was the most exciting thing to watch? The race between you and Colton and I borrow the drama between you and I borrow That's all these girls need that's all you guys got to do stop playing nice with each other out on the floor

Stop hugging each other after workouts Fucking bean dip a competitor fucking smack a titty do something especially you guys need especially if it's a if it's like how you really feel like don't fake the kindness right yeah don't you respect Danielle for that no she she doesn't she's fake as fuck. She can't at anyone dude That's the fake is keep your fucking mouth shut or say what you mean Don't have fucking say it and tiptoe around the fact you fucking pussy. Holy shit, dude I think yeah I think at the beginning of the show Sevon you made an important distinction

When Taylor told you to call out the people who won't come on the show you're like no because I don't care that they don't Come on the show you were just stating it as a snagged. You weren't like, oh, these guys are pussies for not coming on my show. If you don't care and you're not saying it as a bad thing, then it's one thing. But if you're going to go on your story and be like, whatever. How immature, how sad is it that the only way you can get attention is to talk bad about other companies? Mirror selfie give me attention Yeah, like that fucking dumb idiot just at Taylor mid self and then

There was no there's not a well that's funny you say that Jeffrey has is there a problem with your norcal footage Fucking No, there's not a well, that's funny. Say that Jeffrey has is there a problem with your norcal footage? Fucking uh Rio's text me yesterday and is like hey the interviews from day two and three aren't there but I got a backup here somewhere I just need to find it. I thought we were supposed to do I thought there was gonna be a video that or there is there is There is he's working on it now. There is it's a shitload of footage There's they're still fucking behind the scenes from the games. Lots of stuff coming. True.

I just really want to see the NorCal footage because I feel like that was the coolest weekend ever. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Way better than the games. Oh yeah, we got to do Taylor's addiction results too. God, we have so much to do. Yeah. When is...

Oh, oh shit. Hey, I'm addicted to dick. Is January 1st, 2025 on Hopper's JRPO contract ends? HJPO contract ends. Is that true? No idea. All right, guys. Thank you.

Thank you, everyone. Tomorrow morning, live call-in show and then 1pm, Baygent and Darian Week will be here for UFC 308 show that show is gonna be amazing make sure you tune in all right time to go have a good night talk to you guys later thanks Taylor Bryson Sentinel training Bryson when we get off there I want to know what your fuck-up was with your headset okay