The Sevan Podcast - WIN A DATE | Who is Going to Tony Hinchcliffe w/ OoohBabyBeast

Episode Date: December 20, 2024

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You can't see it. Oh, yeah trump. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I was looking at mouse. Yeah, that's Backwards. Oh, yeah, that's nice Wow, where do you got that in the city? I got this from um tiktok before they fucking kicked me off for the ninth time Oh, that's cool. I'm not giving you my money anymore. I bought a bunch of Trump gear Yeah, that's cool. Did you see that the CEO of tick-tock went to go meet with Trump? when Today yeah, I want to say today. I think he's scared that because on January 20th

Tik Tok could be toast inauguration it's gonna be gone. Yeah, it should be gone. They keep fucking kicking me off for no reason I would love to see what would happen. Can you met it would a bunch of kids kill themselves if tick-tock was banned in the United States? I don't know people killed themselves when Trump was elected. So maybe She's please. Um Okay on Saturday, we're giving away $3,000 for kill Taylor, but today Yeah, I want to be there. I wanted to be there the last Saturday, but then there were fucking tornado I got alert on my phone. There's gonna be tornadoes and I'm like, oh my god

I was like fucking terrified and I had a jam the other day. So I was like, oh my god I can't laugh anyway, like a menstrual cramp. I had an ad well, I get I just ended my period but then I had a Like a ab cramp From laughing the day before and oh wow Yeah, it was weird. I was like stretching and laughing That's not like you should but cramp, but normally menstrual cramps are before the blood starts flowing right no It's not a mental crap. I had like an abdominal cramp right a muscle cramp Okay, so it was like hard for like 30 minutes for some reason. Probably because I was just dehydrated from drinking like a bottle of mezcal like the

day before, so I'm like, I can't do that. You drank a whole bottle of mezcal? Yeah, I do that once in a while. How often is once in a while? I don't know, too often. Once a week? These days. Yeah, probably once a week. How big is a bottle of mezcal? It's like I Mean I could get a bottle. It's like seven and seven fifty milliliters Wow

It's like like that much. Do you even use do you use a cup or shot glass or you just drink straight out of the bottle? it depends if I'm alone and then I'm drinking out the bottle, but bottle? It depends if I'm alone and then I'm drinking out the bottle but yeah I do it I like to like drink and write like Hemingway just like I drink and then like to think of things I just play music I play a lot of music like if you see my Instagram I like sing along to songs just cuz I'm like trying to think of stuff to write usually and then I'm just drinking You're the comedy version of Hemingway Yeah

I forgot to send the link to the work phone Okay listen if you'd like to speak are we taking new contestants tonight? First of all tell us what you're doing you're going to Austin Texas to see three shows Yeah three shows so I'm going going December 29 to January 2. And then the first day, the 29th, I'm gonna go to the mothership to see a show there. So that's Joe Rogan's Comedy Club. I forgot who exactly I'm seeing,

but I got tickets like three months ago. So I just wanted to get like tickets all around, like while I was there. And then the next day I'm going to see Killtony at HEB Center at Cedar Park, Center Park in Texas and So that's a big show. So usually Killtony is at the mothership at Joe Rogan's Comedy Club But then that like big shows like this arena show they go to like special venues and it's like, like

thousands of people. It's not like a small venue. It's like 8,000 people. And like when you go in, like they fucking lock your phone up in a case. So all our phones are gonna be locked up while we're there. And it's so then it's completely sold out December 30th and December 31st, but you could buy tickets Online to watch it live. So this is like usually Keltoni shows are pre-recorded, but like these big arena shows you could watch them live So it could actually buy tickets online right now to watch it at home. What platform are they is it gonna be on you buy them through? YouTube I

Don't know. I bought the Madison Square tickets. It was funny. I didn't want to watch the games. That's how I got into Kill Tony because it was playing the same week and the games are on this past year. So then I watched it live at home. And then I just go to the website and buy them. And you could buy like the one day.

YouTube Kill Tony December 30th pay per view. Let's see what it says. It's probably, you could go public kill Tony comm Tony Hinchcliffe comm or something kill Tony live comm December 30th and 31st choice and you have front row tickets. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, it's sold out now so nobody can buy tickets, but they could buy like the live stream online to watch it you know while it's happening usually you don't watch it live it's all pre-recorded the Kill Tony shows unless it's a fucking arena show like this yeah but but they but they show it like it's live because the chats

going live yeah the chats live online but this is actually a live show that's while you're watching it. It's actually going on I didn't realize we had ripped off their shirt just identical Yeah Let's see autographed poster kilton already bought tickets But you know, it's like from kill Bill so it's like if they're gonna rip you off then like wouldn't like quince and Tarantino go after them too or maybe their friends hey um I don't see anywhere where it says where you can where you can get it it should be somewhere there I don't

know I haven't looked because You know, I already have tickets, but it's somewhere there. Is that a wheat for $60 buy bundle now? You can get a hat. Is that a grinder or is that a cup for alcohol? Oh Pocket shot glass Wow. Oh That's funny. Oh, I need CEO shot glasses. Why haven't I thought of that? Okay. Yeah I want one of those and you have an Airbnb and you have the tickets all they have to do is get themselves there and They have to be cool Yeah, and we had some pretty good contestants last time we had a Was it Tony the Asian?

Yes, big Baca black Jeremy Tony the Asian badibrianaah naked ID yeah and Bill Clinton oh Bill Clinton that's right Bill Clinton called Yeah, we forgot about the fucking former president yeah, that's so that's that's too bad and so have you have you chosen one of those or Will you be taking more? possible entries this evening Yeah, I'll be taking more. More entries. I wanted to say something before we started

this fucking dating show too. Please. This dude named fucking Cole in the comments, I saw him talking shit all the time and then I was watching one of Hiller's videos and he said women are stupid, talking shit about fucking Hiller's girlfriend and her best friend.

Oh, Cole. Cole, this dude in the comments. He's fucking talking a bunch of shit and I gotta say Cole, why don't you send him a fucking exerciser so he can make his fucking tiny dick bigger and then somebody has to kick him in the place where his balls are supposed to be at because he has zero balls to actually come on the show and say some shit. So yeah, send that shit to Cole you bitch. Yeah Cole. Fucking Cole and say some shit. So yeah, send that shit to Cole you bitch. Yeah, Cole. Well that

Shit, I'm kind of I'm happy that he's equal opportunity hating on women that it wasn't just you Doesn't didn't that kind of make you feel better that he was hating on Angry I wasn't gonna say anything until I saw that he was talking shit on somebody else's thing I was like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? He just goes around and hates on women. Yeah, what's wrong with this dude? Maybe he had his heart broken. Probably, you fucking bitch.

Jeremy, you world, it won't work, Cole has a vagina. Oh, you don't wanna kick someone in the vagina. I'm saying kick him where his balls are supposed to be and maybe they'll fucking drop fucking bitch Kick him and they draw and that's we I like the way you say bitch bitch Hey, how long I grew up with a bunch of black people and Mexicans, and I'm like white and Asian So I've always been like an like outsider But I talk like a black and Mexican person sometimes because I'm just around them all the time.

Yeah. I sense that about you. How long does it take to drink a bottle of Mezcal 750ml? Is that like 6 hours? It depends. It depends if I'm partying or not. No, like, I don't know. I don't intend to do it. Sometimes I just you know once you pop you can't stop How many shots is that how many shots is that lose control like a whole bottle? Yeah? I'm gonna Google. I don't know Like miss call you're supposed to sip it so I'm like sipping miss call how many shots in 750 mil milliliters excuse me uh a standard shot of liquor is 1.5 fluid ounces which is equivalent to 44 milliliters a 750 milliliter bottle contains that's 17 shots. Oh, that's crazy Do you ever throw up

It's funny. I usually don't throw up. I only throw up now if I do it with like mushrooms Which is like once a year you ever get the spins throw up now if I do it with like mushrooms which is like once a year. Do you ever get the spins? No, I don't know. It's funny like nobody even notices when I'm drunk. I look normal like I act normal and it's like I only just like black out like I just forget what happens and then I go to sleep. How many?

Like nobody even, nobody can even tell if I'm drunk Miss I'm looking at how many calories in a 750 milliliter of mezcal. Oh, it's not that bad Yeah, it's like the leanest thing you could drink. That's why I drink it, but it's super expansive I'm like and spend way too much money on this phone. It's a 548 calories that's not bad at all and you probably spill a little bit so it's probably 540 calories. No I don't spill. A little you know what I mean just like a little off the top you know a little couple of drops here and there 17 shots you gotta spill at least one. Oh my god that seems like more than it is. I feel like I don't take 17 shots but yeah I am an expensive date if you do take me out because then I could usually when I go out I drink scotch or whiskey

Because I drink the skull all the time alone and then those shots just add up like I have to like at least like six shots on a date like double shots How many shots before you got buzzed a little bit and your date starts to look cute, cuter than they really are? God, I don't know. Cause I drink before I leave for the date. Wow. And do you mix your alcohol at all?

No, I like, I take it all neat. Usually, so then Miscol alone, or then if I'm out, Scotch or Whiskey. I like McAllen, I like LaFrog. What about on an empty stomach? Do you eat before? Have a big old plate of pasta? Scotch or whiskey. I like McCallin. I like Lafrog. What about on an empty stomach? Do you eat before have a big old plate of pasta? No, I don't eat. Oh, maybe if like, I feel like I'm going to get a cramp. I'll have some pickles or pickle juice or something. But usually I just fast all day.

It only takes me one shot to be drunk. I know that me too. You sound like my mom. My mom's called one shot Sherry. But she's Filipino. So then Filipinos get drunk really fast. I think like my dad's German and Irish Scottish. So I get that from him probably. Have you spoken to any of the contestants since the show? No, no, well online. Yeah on my Instagram. Yeah, they were they still campaigning to possibly go? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no go on a date last Tuesday, like I said, but then like it was going to be a second date but then my first date, I kind of like thought back at it, and it felt like I was just doing all the talking and I felt like I was like working hard to impress him and I don't want to feel like that. And I feel like that sometimes when I go on dates I feel like I'm just trying to impress

them and then they're not even making me laugh I'm just like laughing at my own jokes. And it's funny because he's a stand-up comedian but then I didn't really I don't know he didn't really make me laugh. I don't know. But so then I went on a date Sunday. I did like a 45 minute FaceTime Saturday with this guy and then we went on a date Sunday. I did like a 45 minute FaceTime Saturday with this guy and then we went on a date Sunday and that was fun. And I told him if you wanna go with me to Texas,

he has to come on the show. So I don't know if he's gonna come on or not. Call her, hi. Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on. I don't know what's going on. Call her, are you there? Hi. Call, hold on. I don't know what's going on. Caller, are you there? Hi.

Caller. Speak. You're connected. Caller. Hello, Caller? I'm sorry. Oh, I don't know why you're not con- the phone's not connecting. Hold on. How about now? Hey, Seve. The fuck is going on? How about now?

The fuck is going on? How about now? Yeah, I hear you. Speak your mind. Go ahead. This is Seve. I never refer to myself as Seve. Wow, this is really weird that I can't hear him.

I wonder what's going on. What if the phone's not working today? Hold on, hold on, caller, hold on. Let me try again. I'm gonna be busy stealing... Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton!

Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton!

Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton! Colton! Hey, what's up, dude? Are you are you up for the date? No, you have a wife? Colton I love you. Oh, I'm not gonna be able to go that weekend, but Oh great question, do you prefer big hogs or teeny weenies?

It depends if I'm eating them or what what am I doing with these fucking hogs? She wants to know depends on what she's doing with them eating them or what? Just looking at him you prefer to look at a teeny weeny or a big hog? She's stumped, Colton. She is stumped. I have no idea. I don't know. They both make me a lot of money, so not a problem.

Don't worry about it. Hey, I... Please, go ahead. I'm all ears. I will say, I'm just calling to give you some some advice here from Professional don't even think about taking any of the guys the whole weekend. They're gonna be thinking about how they can hook up with you I think Another thing that people haven't really realized is Briana is one phone call away from an NFL player from leaving you that weekend So if you want to enjoy the whole weekend, Heidi's got a beer pick

So I'm just gonna Wow, that's a solid analytical mind. I knew you were smart All right, thank you you're for Heidi. All right. Thank you. All right The only man in the world who can be The only man in the world who can beat Taylor self at a workout that was fucking awesome I love Colton. Yeah, so his that's a fair analysis. The dudes are gonna be trying to get at them titties the whole time Brianna's could bail on you last minute because she could be going with an NFL player and Heidi Heidi will just be an amazing wingman No, I'm saying like me and Heidi and Brianna should have a dating show on your podcast. I think that'd be fabulous.

Like the three of us. Just dating advice? Yeah, just think I see them all the time on your podcast. I don't comment because my podcast was fucking deleted. So I mean, I mean, my podcast, my fucking YouTube was deleted. So, Andrew, or no my podcast, my fucking YouTube was deleted. So- Andrew, or no, sorry, Andrew Hiller and Heidi's chill as fuck.

Oh, who's this? Tom fucking Brady. Tom Brady. I love Tom Brady. I have a fucking Patriots debit card. Oh, hey. Tom Brady, what's up, dude? I'm sorry.

Who is this? Looks like Tom Brady, doesn't it? Who is that? Hey, what's going on? Or is it a Tom Brady mask? Let me see, let me see if I can get... Uh oh, I can't hear anything, hold on. That is fucking Tom Brady. Oh shit, fuck.

Hold on. Holy shit. Holy God. Holy shit. Oh my God. I love Tom Brady. Oh my god. Wow dude. When I was in high school, I thought you were married. Are you married? That's a new one. I've never gotten that one before. You never gotten Tom Brady? Oh, not anymore. No that ended Ever since no Yeah, Jesus Why would you not that's right? Yeah, I'm not married to Giselle anymore

Yeah, and you could be I'm sitting the front row with Kylie and I'm talk shit to Tony for that incredible roast he did on you Yeah, he called you a gay. Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love to you. You got to get him back He called. Yeah, let me chance to get back at him Right. Yeah, fuck Tony. I'll probably the least person he expects to show up Um Joe you you're available on this from December 31st to January 2nd Yeah, I am available I got I got some time off work so it's perfect days and You can afford your own airline ticket?

Yeah, I got that covered. All right, because you know, there's been some men around her in her orbit who don't have any cash. Yeah. Yeah, I get that. It sounds... Oh, yay. What do you do for work? I definitely got it covered. What do you do for work, Joe?

I'm an arborist, so I work on trees. So you climb trees? Yeah, I've been climbing trees for about 10 years now. Oh, what made you want to do that job? I kind of fell into it. I just needed a job at some point and I found an ad online for a tree climber and I was like, well, I could probably do that.

I climbed trees growing up. And then next thing I know I had a job, so it was pretty cool, so I kept doing it. That's better than falling out of it. Have you ever fallen out of a tree at work? Yeah, I have actually once It wasn't super high but I don't know it was still pretty scary I was only about like 15 feet up Chainsaw in hand. Oh Yeah, I

Don't want to know this. Yeah. Yeah, it was an accident accidentally nicked my lifeline. So then I Take a pretty bad digger to the ground. Tell me the story. You're sawing a branch, you hit your line while you're leaning back, you hit the line and you departed the tree? Yeah, I fell down. I kind of landed on my feet, but I crumpled over and I was alright. But then like I had some back pain like three months later and I found out I fractured my back like a year later. But I'm pretty good now. How's your Spanish?

Good question. Not as good as it should be. Yeah, well it's an important one. Yeah. Huh? Yeah, well go ahead. Kaylee is surprised by the question but I'm no, this isn't my first time around the block. I'm very familiar with the arborist community.

Oh yeah. Yeah. I it should be a lot better considering how many Hispanics I work around, but I know a few things here and there. Wow. I love trees. Trees are fantastic. Are you very grounded because of your work or do you go to bed with a lot of guilt for all the branches you cut off and the death and destruction you cause or are you at peace with it? You know, I've thought about that and I figured like, I don't know.

Maybe, I don't know. Maybe I'm going to hell. Who knows? Andrew Hilliard would like to know. What's your best deadlift? Andrew Hilliard would like to know your deadlift. Andrew, I couldn't even tell you Would you, cause when I'm in Texas I want to go to a CrossFit gym Are you going to workout with me? Yeah, I'll go workout with you for sure

I like to workout I don't usually go for maxes or anything I just kind of work out for functionality. I don't go for maxes unless I'm like competing, which I'm not. It doesn't make any sense for me. You have good back muscles from a lot of pulling? Yeah, so between rock climbing for like the last 18 years

and tree climbing that's Pretty much yes Yeah, a lot of a lot of pulling. Yeah, probably pretty Pretty solid but also pretty imbalance More squatting you need to do maybe I could use some more squats This guy's pretty funny. Just his beans funny. Oh Yeah, like me. Yeah, he's just he's just funny just being here Yeah, you're you're funny right Joe, oh

Yeah, I'm pretty funny. I think so. I got my moments. Yeah You're up against a black Jeremy Asian Asian Tony. We're very racist here or Tony the Asian. I mean we gotta remember Big Baca And then a couple of gals a baddie Brianna and Heidi naked Heidi naked Heidi Let me put it let me put it in our let me put a scenario to you Joe and we'll just see how you do with this You go there and you fly there

By the time you get there you're smitten with Kaylee, right? weirder things have happened and First night goes great and second night. She's in the front row and she gets called up to do comedy with Tony and the gang And that's it She's gone She disappears she goes into the back behind the curtain You don't hear from her until eight in the morning

Well, hopefully at least I got a nice Airbnb to sleep in. Yeah, you make it back to the Airbnb, you get to drink some of her mezcal, but she's gone and you don't get a text from her until eight and she's like, can you pick me up? And you're swinging by Tony Hinchcliffe's house or the Joe Rogan's estate. You cool with that? Yeah, well, I'm not really too worried about that happening, honestly, but at any rate. You should take another look at her. Take another look at her.

Maybe just and reevaluate. Think about it for a second. Just look at her for a second. Yeah, but isn't Tony Hinchcliffe gay anyway? Listen, she transcends, gay dudes, she transmends gay. Oh my god. She transcends gay. Yeah he is. Yeah she transcends, she gets gay guys pregnant. Yeah. It's gonna be a fun time to go out and watch some good comedy and have some few good drinks and hang out with her for a while. When you picked her up in the morning, would you show up with a bagel with egg and cheese

on it and be like, dude, is Tony's dig big or small? Or would you pick her up and be like yo bitch you ditch me? You know what I mean the two It'd be be honest I mean Tony's so gay he'd probably just go through her to get to me let's be real Probably just gonna use her to get to me he's gonna see me in the audience and he's like, this is my only way in. Fair. I like it. All right.

This is a guy who deals in reality. I like this Joe. I like this Joe guy. All right. That's fair. All right. And are you gay? She was ho- she was a gay guy.

She put gay guys on the plate pretty high up as like You know just like as a default, you know what I mean? Like amongst the categories of me. They're fun to talk to yeah She was thinking like it'd be nice to take a gay. Oh Yeah, no, sorry to disappoint. I don't know fit that criteria. All right, so that's one strike against you. You're not a gay That's the only one so far though Tom Brady tree climber strong back muscles and Is aware that Tony will want to tap that ass. That's all What would you would you would you flirt with Tony to maybe help Kaylee get into?

to maybe help Kaylee get into it after party. Yeah, you should do that. I mean, I'm, you know, probably wouldn't even have to try that hard really as we discussed. It'd probably just be a shoe in. Just stand up and turn around, flex your lats and like adjust your seat and then sit down or like bend over and wipe your seat off, flex your lats, show them a little glutes and... Yeah, that's, you know, that's usually how it works just all around all right what do you think what what's joe's nickname joe the arborist i don't know what's your nickname joe

yeah joe joe the arborist joe the tree man what state are you in? I'm in California. I live I live in the Bay. Oh I'm from Texas though. Oh win-win That's a win-win did you vote for Trump? We're in Texas. I'm from Houston area, but I spent a fair amount of time up in Austin. Oh really? Yeah, then you can show me around Yeah, I got a few spots you can take you Joe cloudy with the chance of meatballs Brady that must be some movie reference. It's gotta be a

No, you have to know movies I don't get it either you have to know I Don't get any of Hillers jokes. You have to know I don't get it either. You have to know I Don't get any of Hiller's jokes. You have to know What the fuck is wrong with you guys you guys have to um watch Quentin Tarantino movies He was just on with Rogan and you know Quentin Tarantino starting a podcast with it Uh, was it Roger Avery or something and they're talking about movies. They're like What is it doing movie reviews with you and Hillary doing? So like that they're doing it now. They just started the podcast like, what is it, doing movie reviews, what you and Hilaria are doing.

So like that they're doing it now, they just started the podcast. You should like go through all the Quentin Tarantino movies and review them. Who's he doing it with, Kayleigh? I wanna be a part of that too, if you do it. Who's Quentin Tarantino doing it with? Roger Avery?

No, not a movie, like they're reviewing movies. I know, I'm trying to figure out who Roger Avery is do I know him? That's the same it I might be saying I don't know if that's right or not They were just on a Rogan's podcast and they were talking about they're starting this new thing reviewing movies I'm gonna show you a picture of him and you tell me if it's him. I don't I don't recognize the guy I can't fucking remember. I don't is that him. Oh probably. Yeah, I think so. I Don't know yeah, that makes yeah The guy I can't fucking remember. I don't is that him. Oh probably. Yeah, I think so. I Don't know. Yeah, that makes yeah

Yeah, okay. Look at them as young men Yeah, they started like back in the day like when there was a blockbuster and shit And now they're like Joe. Are you playing with the whoopee cushion? No, no, okay. Okay. Sorry. Go ahead, Kaylee. I didn't mean to interrupt you. Yeah, but no, now they're fucking reviewing movies. So now that they're starting that you should review like all of Quentin Tarantino's movies. Since they're like all fucking amazing and there's only like what 10 like 10 of them? I don't know. You should start

from the beginning to the end. I'll do whatever Hillary wants. Sorry catalog. Yeah, Reservoir dogs first. Um, uh, someone said that you're not real. I wish I could find that. Oh me? No, you're real. Oh. Uh, uh, Joe's not real.

Doesn't Joe kind of look like he's wearing like a rubber mask or something. Joe, can you pull on your neck or something? What the fuck? All right. All right. All right. Yeah, stop doing that. I don't know. I'm not convinced. I think it is a rubber mask now more than I did when we started. You mean like he's Dexter? Wait, what? I don't know. I don't know. He doesn't, he looks like a character of Tom Brady,

doesn't he? I don't know, I love Tom Brady, so. Where in the Bay, Mr. Joe? North Bay area, like over in like Santa Rosa. Oh, okay. So you could fly with Kayleigh to Austin. Yeah, for sure. This guy's checking all the boxes, man.

We can even meet up beforehand. And, you know, if you want to meet up, we can go out and hang out beforehand so we can know each other a little bit. Wow. Okay. When you're in Texas, will you take her to meet your parents? They're about two and a half hours away, but I mean, maybe if we really hit it off, I guess. Yeah.

Alright, if she comes out from behind the screen in time. What? If she doesn't vanish the whole night. Oh. Yeah, hopefully not. I really hope the phone works. Please work. Can you guys hear the phone ringing? Yeah.

I really hope it works. Call her. Hi. Call her. Fuck. Hi, Savon. This is Bill Clinton. Mr. Clinton, Mr. President, hello.

Hi Savon, have you announced the winner? Did I win? Did I get a trip to Texas with beautiful Kaylee? Mr. President, there is a top contender, Tom Brady, lookalike, very grounded young man, works with trees, strong hands, chainsaws, lives in the bay but from Texas. Oh, hold on one second, Mr. Clinton.

Did you vote for Trump, Joe? Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Mr. President, I did say I'm from Texas, right? Yes. Wait, who are we talking about, Savan? Is it this shrimp looking fell up on the television? Yeah, it's the fella on the television, but he's not a shrimp. Look at his head. It's a fucking watermelon

You got a big watermelon. That's probably attached to six feet of man Savaan I don't remember this pussy face calling in on the first show No, he didn't this this young fella didn't call on the first show. He's a he's a late entry. Mr. President That's some bullshit. It sounds like some some 2016 election fraud where we're just all of a sudden ballots are just showing up I feel like there's some ballot stuffing going on too Now, what are you talking about? I feel like there's some ballot stuffing going on too. What are you talking about?

Biden couldn't run and then they shoot in Kamala. Where did that come from? Yeah, Mr. President. Listen here, you Tom Brady air filling football lacking son of a bitch. You are not supposed to be a part of this. You didn't follow the rules, so I don't want to hear another yeah.

What were the rules? We don't have any rules about this. You didn't follow the rules, so I don't wanna hear another yeah. What were the rules? We didn't have any rules about this. Mr. President, who would you pick? Who would you pick, Mr. President, if you had to pick for Kaylee? I would pick me, Savon. Oh, right, right, right, right. I have everything that Kaylee wants in a man.

If she can just somehow get past the fact that my penis is about 90 degrees upward because I have peronies of on I need to remind you and your listeners that it's a very hurtful disease so Kaylee if you can just look past that one minor flaw I promise you I can really rock your world in Texas mr Mr. President, please stand by. Joe, do you have peronies? Not that I know of. It's when your penis has a 90 degree turn in it. Oh no, no, it's only about 85.

You should be good. Oh, Mr. President, has the bend gotten worse as you get older? Is that one of those things I was doing a little research in Peronies? It seems to like it could tighten up like eventually your penis could actually be pointing back at yourself. Oh, see, so on the problem is, I like to sleep on my stomach. I'm a stomach sleeper. So a lot of the times when I have my morning erections, So a lot of the times when I have my morning erections It just slams even deeper into the beds into the bed mattress. So yes, it's got it's gotten even worse over the years of on All right

Um, well if you can't go, um, are you do you ever see any flaws in this Joe character? Tom sorry, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you see any flaws in Tom Brady if there's all kinds of flaws in Tom Brady. Yeah, yeah. Do you see any flaws in Tom Brady? There's all kinds of flaws in Tom Brady. He cheats. He lets the air out of football. He's a very flawed man. He's a very flawed man. So if you're going to compare this little Bubba Gump looking gentleman to Tom Brady, then I see all kinds of flaws. All kinds of flaws. Savant. Wow. Why do you only call in on the Kaylee show mr. President? Why did you? Congressman on this morning you didn't even call in to talk to Savan I'm a very horny gentleman

Just makes me want to just call in and just shoot my shot. What can I say? What is your favorite thing about Kaylee? Oh Look at those hammers. She's got nice huge hammers that I could just drive my Ferroni's penis in between the ball Penises that I know she could satisfy. Just please don't tell Hillary. All right. That's what I want to tell you something. You're not alone.

There's probably a lot of people with peronies that are attracted to Kaylee. Kaylee, the good news too is if I ejaculate, it's going to go straight up in the air. It's not even going to hit you because of the 90 degree bend. What happened to Monica Lewinsky? Yeah do you still talk to Monica? Is that why I got on her dress? It kind of caught up and how to get on her dress if you have a 90 degree angle?

Savant I'm very I'm very brought up Monica. I just one again set the record straight that I did not have sexual relations with that woman there. I don't know how my semen got on her dress of on and I'll tell you what I really do not know how that cigar wound it up in her vagina. All right. Well, there's no photos. So I believe you, Mr. President. Thank you, Savvy. Thank you. All right. I think this, I think this whole show is bullshit and it's rigged. Uh, you'll hear from me and my lawyers, Kaylee. I should have won. Damn it.

I should have won. Okay. Okay. Thank you, Mr. President. Lawyers. That shit scares me. All right. Damn Joe, that's, that's something I wanted to ask Brianna. What did I say earlier? I used to date a lawyer and he said like, he knows like lawyers that wrote contracts for NBA and NFL players that were like, if they're married with their wives, while they're on the road, they could cheat on the wife. I wanted to ask Brianna that if she knows about that. Oh

Well, here she is. There's Rihanna. Yeah Oh shit. There he is. Damn the old tit show again. I'll check back in tomorrow. Yeah Get the fuck out of here send him a fucking exerciser and first love bit What's right? That was the nicest thing he said that was pretty nice. Yeah cuz now I'm yelling at him. We all know you're talking shit about everyone Hey, is this the kind of guy who would talk shit about you and then you'd show up at the party and he'd be like You could snap your finger and he just That coal service you yeah. Yeah, I think he likes me. That's why he's talking shit. He's like a little boy. Yeah, okay All right, I used to do that. I used to do that in kindergarten. Yeah, he's like a kindergartner

Yeah, call chicks names. Hope when I get a kiss. Oh, I love your tits though. All right Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. Fuck you. Go get away. Go away. Go to bed Cole That he is the word he used the word love towards you that was nice He's just trying to get attention God I did a great podcast earlier today. I have to pat myself on the back. Oh with um Eli oh that one was good, too But I did another one in the middle of the day to a State of the Union address. Oh What's that about?

Just talking just letting people know like giving people boundaries and direction giving the community leadership. CrossFit community. Yeah. It's kind of vague. You talk about anything like specifically? Yeah, yeah. I thought I explained that the CrossFit Games athletes need the affiliates. And don't get it twisted It's not the other way around not even a little bit Okay, Colton Mertens called but he's not in but bill clinton's in colt Mertens was just giving a deep analysis

Of I wonder I wonder I wonder where colton would put joe in the mix Oh, yeah, you should text colton and ask him. Yeah. Tell him to come back on the show. Joe, have you ever done stand-up? No, I haven't. I haven't done any stand-up. Would you be willing to prepare a minute for Kaylee so when you guys land at the Airbnb and she cracks her first bottle of Mezcal, you could do a minute of stand-up for her? Yeah, I could probably work on something something maybe on the plane ride over. Wow. Oh yeah. Listen the plane ride is gonna be like three and a half hours or something. Texas two hours ahead right? Look at Cole catch me up who's this Joe cat? Cole, you were sent to bed.

Tuck yourself in. Hey, is there a king of arborist? Is there a dude who's just like this shit? It's like this. Like he wrote the Bible, the tree Bible, like on how to trim trees. Yeah, there's a there's a few in the industry here are pretty like pretty badass all around. But there's something just good

dudes out there working I just typed into Google king of arborists seven kings that oh it's just a bunch of places with the word king in it are there are there like exclusive arborists like ones that only like rich people you know like rich people like by a Gucci bag rich people will like buy a Gucci bag That's the same as a shit bag, but it says Gucci on it Are there arborists like that too so you can be like, oh, yeah so-and-so Joe so-and-so cut my tree and everyone's all the rich neighbors like oh, I Mean, maybe I don't know if anybody would know about them. I mean, we're just at the end of the day

We're just climbing and cutting trees. I don't think anybody really knows about us Yeah, but it's an art. I don't think anybody really knows about us Yeah, but it's an art you can't have some fucking hack hack in your trees. Like you got to cut it right? Yeah, you got to cut it the right nodes and shit like that right and like maple trees can only take this much and pine trees can take this much and you can't top fucking giant Sequoia unless You want it to? Explode from the ground right shit like that. That's exactly right. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely So there's standards for sure. There's a lot of hacks like you said, but Hey, what about good

Let's do some CrossFit trivia just to See we see where yet. Do you know who founded CrossFit? No, not really I don't know I don't do a lot of CrossFit, so I'll probably pay all these I've probably done like maybe four CrossFit classes in my life. Oh, okay. We're at All in Texas, I think I did one in Denver They're all that like I cross the gyms. Yeah. Oh Do you remember them the names of them? No, I just got I get I

Don't do is Andrew CrossFit soon as Andrew heard he doesn't know much about CrossFit. He's like pick him Okay, let me ask you a couple more questions. Just just just shit sing giggles Can you name any of the fittest people in the world winners over the last 18 years? Can you name any of the fittest people in the world winners over the last 18 years? Yeah, I mean I did I have watched some of it because it's cool to watch like I know like Matt Frazier See Look at I mean i'm setting Joe up for success Like I got respect for it. I just haven't done a lot. Yeah. And that's totally yeah. That's totally. Yeah. Yeah. Then he wasn't even like the first like four

time winner or something like that. Yeah. Wow. Oh my God. That's good. Would you, would you, would you be okay if while you were being intimate with Kaylee she yelled out ridges name Maybe I just have to wear your clothes no rich All right, maybe we are like that. Oh, yeah me neither Donating to the Heidi fund so she wins All right, Joe do you want to leave us with anything? Oh, hold on. Hold on. This should be fun. Let's see.

Let's see if we're gonna have any more. Bill Clinton was rather abusive to you. You took it like a champ. Thank you. Let's see. Call or hi. Hello? Yes.

This is Brianna. Hi, Brianna. Brianna. Brianna. Brianna. Yeah, tell me. Let's do that podcast. Savan. Let Bri and Brianna. I am so down.'s do that podcast. Savon, let Bri and Brianna and Haley have a podcast.

I am so down. I'm so down and Heidi's down too. Like once a week, just us three girls talk about whatever. Okay. You better talk about some good shit too. Yeah we will! Stuff that will titillate the guys. Oh we will! Okay. I don't want it to be generic like just like no, it's not gonna be a what's her name podcast

Okay, that one. Yeah, okay. No. Yeah. No, we'll have politics and everything I'll have like oh right notes down. We're gonna talk about we should have a kid There should be a cadence like every eight minutes. There should be some boob or dick talk like you can't just be a cadence like every eight minutes there should be some boob or dick talk like you can't just okay okay Joe this is one of your competitors Brianna Brianna me Joe Joe me Brianna huh I just got back from the gym I'm so sweaty I literally hopped on the call on the way from the gym excuse it just sweaty I literally hopped on the call on the way from the gym excuses just like Heidi Heidi was naked you see that's the thing with girls we all have all these excuses okay tell us about the lawyers

if you're still on oh yes with the lawyers uh yes that is totally true in fact like if you go to an NFL game or an NBA game there's a section that's known as like the wag section so for like what wives and girlfriends right that are like established and get their tickets at the beginning of the season they're always gonna sit there and then there's kind of like I just brought her for the game section yeah what does that mean? Those are girls? Those are people who are taking the D after the game? I mean, no, not necessarily. But yeah.

Did you hear about the contracts? Yeah, you know, first hand, and I don't want to like be too specific because they're in the CrossFit space and I know they listen to this podcast sometimes but I know someone who's married to a hockey player like an NHL player. Oh yeah. This is Catherine, this is a different CrossFitter and he they have a deal in their marriage that when he's away on the road, he's allowed to cheat Yeah Yeah Yeah, but on the flip side she's allowed she's allowed to cheat when he's away as well. Oh So it's like yeah, open relationship. Oh, yeah, I heard about that. Yes NFL and NBA players

They have contracts with their wives to cheat. That's why I'm like, ew. Doesn't sound, yeah, it doesn't sound healthy. It's super awkward because she went to the gym with us. And when we would go like out and we all knew him, like he went to the gym with us too, and, but then the second he was gone, she would bring some guy like gym with us too and but then the second he was gone she would bring some guy like out with us and we're like oh but we know your husband it was very strange yeah we knew it wasn't Katrin when you said the guy was into girls Joe do you want to do the math on that

Joe do you want to do the math on that? All right, yeah, yes I was okay Standby Brian Joe anything else buddy. You're amazing. I think I think you're definitely in the running anything else. Oh No, I mean, I think I mean I'm from Texas. I'm in the bay. We could meet up beforehand. I know the area in Texas, we could go, I could show you a great time. I think we'd have a lot of fun together, so. Okay. That's all I got to say.

All right, thank you sir, good having you on Joe. Yeah, thank you, take care, bye Kaylee. Bye Joe. All right, I bet you that dude has a huge hog, Brianna. Did you see him? Oh, no. I don't think so. I don't think so.

He does, dude. He does. No, I don't get that energy from him. All right. I do have a question for Kaylee. Please. What? Because, I mean, I was just wondering, what would you say in your experience is like the best

career of a guy to date and what's the worst from your dating experience Along with a fucking job. She said the bar low. No, I think the worst are like lawyers cuz then they're all really because they're working on the time and because then they're always working all the time and I don't know and the best... fuck I don't know yeah I don't know let me think I have to think about this shit

I was gonna say the best guy I ever dated was a lawyer and I broke up with him because he was too crazy yes why because he was doing cocaine? no no he was like obsessed with me and I didn't like it. Oh, that's crazy. No, I don't. It gives me the vibes. When guys are like obsessed too quick, and I feel like I didn't earn that like behavior, it puts me off. Then I feel like you can you do this for any girl. Yeah. Yeah, you want to work for it then I feel like you can you do this for any girl yeah yeah you want to work for it I feel

like I feel like yeah like the guy I feel like I'm chasing people usually I feel the same way like our first date he brought like flowers and like was like doing the most and I was like so you just do this for anyone like you don't even know me what about what about dudes that do only fans are you okay with that me um no like I don't know what they're doing well me I don't do any like sex acts on my only fans I don't know what anyone thinks but I don't if they're doing like sex activities on there then it and probably they are because that's how dudes make money but like girls like fitness girls like if you're like a fitness personality, kind of like I am,

then like you don't even have to show that much to make money. But like dudes, I feel like they're showing their ass and their dick and everything. So I'm not into that. I would also say that the number one buyers from OnlyFans are men. So like, unfortunately, I don't think girls are really spending that much money on OnlyFans. So if you're a guy doing only fans,

like even if you're not gay, you're doing something that's kind of gay. In my opinion. Yeah. And you're not into that. You're not into a guy who like, I wouldn't marry someone that was, was doing that. No. The guy who jerks off on a on a what are those live cam for 500 bucks an hour? I'm good. There's other players like yeah I'll stick with the NFL players.

Yeah no I would I also want to say I would not ditch you for the NFL player. Oh, I would not. He knows about the show. Oh, okay. Oh, is he watching it? I don't think he's watching it right now, but he, I let him know the last time I called in. He thought it was funny.

Is he going to apply for the tickets? Compete against you? No, he's gonna be busy right now. Yeah, he's fucking playing football. What the hell? He doesn't have time for this. This is an interesting question. Brianna, would you marry an NFL player who had the cheating clause in the contract? Oh.

I wouldn't. No. I want to marry for love yeah I want a relationship like so savant and Haley that's what I want oh my god I don't blame you what are you gonna put that screenplay out Five years to fornication. Yeah, but I was obsessed with hailey. I I had to work hard I was obsessed i want you to know when I saw the nfl player Despite what people in the comments think i'll just say I listened to your advice Oh good. So, oh good. You did it that oh good. That's awesome. Like Yeah, that's i'm that's very impressive. Hey, did your parents ask you how it went?

Yeah, and my grandma. Everyone asked how it went. Matt Souza, love equals ten million dollars. Someone's not even close to being in the NFL. I think we all know that. I want to argue back, Heidi, but you got me. Feel, check me. The closest you would get is like, I don't know. I could do, I could like serve you data right. I don't know about you, Kaylee, but I think the number one thing I'm attracted to is passion. Like someone talking about something they're passionate about, like, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know about you, Kaylee, but I think the number one thing I'm attracted to is passion. Like someone talking about something they're passionate about and actually like working towards that is very attractive to me. And I'm in the athletic space. So then therefore I attend to like other people that are passionate about athletics. But realistically, anyone that's passionate and working towards something, that's like, that's like it for me. So yeah, yeah, no, I would totally like anyone

that's in any career if they were like gung ho that's that's like a, that's a 10 for me. Yeah, that's why like, when my ex was doing like coke with his friends, I'm just like, I don't want to be around this. He's like sleeping in, I want to be around people like wake up early and like go after you know what they want to do and then you know I have a question with you about coke boyfriend did he ever kiss you and then your lips went numb?

Who? Your coke boyfriend Ex-boyfriend? Yeah No? He made me start though That is crazy The ex-boyfriend? Yeah. No, no. He made me squirt though. Oh my God.

That is crazy. I think what she was referring to, now I'm no cocaine expert, what she's referring to is that he had cocaine on his lips or his mouth and he kissed you and your lips went numb from the cocaine. No! Uh-uh. Oh, which lips are you talking about? You're talking about if he's down in the, you're talking about if he's going down on

her and her pussy lips went numb. I mean, either I haven't experienced the latter, but I have experienced the, the face slips. Oh, unfortunately. They don't go numb for long. No, not for long, but it did make me very upset. That was one of the things that I ended it with that guy. Oh, wow.

Because like you're like, hey, I don't do drugs and you got a little cocaine on me. And he would tell me like, no, I'm not. And then he would lie to me. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. Okay. All right. I also final question was, what's the craziest thing a guy has ever told you that's like

Out there, maybe it's insulting like just something we're like, how do you have the audacity to say this? Yeah, I feel like sometimes the prettiest girls have heard the craziest things from guys cold told her she had nice tits And she seemed shocked like she'd never heard Like what he was talking shit for a long time. Like I was not stopped. I'm just like, what? Stop talking about coal. Okay.

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To get off that's just hella boring Go all right, I'm out of here I don't want to take up time for another caller, but if you do pick me, um, I'm a great wing woman, but Heidi's great too. I support Heidi. I support any girls. I want you to bring a girl. So me or Heidi, I'll be super happy either way. I want someone who's going to tell me all the dirt when they get back. That's what I like to hear about. I'll tell you. Well then you gotta get us on the show. We'll do it. Yeah, when are me and um Heidi and Brianna

starting our show I have to talk to Matt Suza I have to talk to my producer what if you guys do something to get the show the station pulled off the air no probably me I already got my YouTube taken down bingo Dude they could tell me that's why I have shirts on I could be in the I could be in the in the just ready to Hit the edit button at all times. Yeah, okay. Maybe maybe that'll work All right, all right, thank you Brianna Bye. Good luck finding someone. Bye. Thank you. Hey Kaylee Can you talk about this? What?

This story came out yesterday. Can you read it to me? Oh, fuck! Yeah, dude, I was friends with Bob Lee. Tech consultant found guilty of second degree murder and stabbing death of Cash App founder, Bob Lee. Bob Lee was like one of the most nicest persons I've ever met and also one of the smartest people I've ever met and Bob Lee like people say like

cucks follow my account. I've dated a lot of successful people. I haven't dated him but he was one of my friends and he fucking made the cash app fucking thing and the square fucking app whatever the fuck that is and This guy was basically jealous He was in the tech space to this dude this dude was in the tech space and he was fucking jealous of Bob Lee And he was jealous that his sister was fucking him and he was just on so many drugs This is why I don't want to be around coke heads. Yeah, this is what it says it says Momeni was angry with Lee for introducing his young sister to a drug dealer She says gave her GHB and other drugs and then sexually assaulted her. He did not sexually assault her No, that's not Bobby Bob wouldn't do that, but no he was jealous they were all doing coke

That's why this is why I decided to stop coke this is like a year and a half ago that Bob Lee was stabbed to death on the streets of fucking San Francisco and no one helped him like a car fucking drove by and he was on camera fucking bleeding to death and This is why I don't want to be around fucking coke heads they're fucking insane And this is why I don't want to be around fucking coke heads. They're fucking insane. This is why I stopped doing cocaine. This is exactly why. And I was like fucking traumatized by this incident.

So they were just out on the street. It says, prosecutor said Momeni planned the attack on Lee driving him to an isolated spot under the Bay Bridge and stabbing him three times with a knife. He took from his sister's kitchen. They said Momeni was angry with Lee for introducing his younger sister to a drug dealer But Momeni testified on the stand that Lee was the one who attacked him with a knife Angry after the tech consultant chided him about spending more time with his family instead of searching for a strip club that night

Momeni who studies martial arts claims self-defense and said he didn't realize he had fatally wounded Lee or that Lee was even hurt Dude, no one was ever going to find him under the Bay Bridge. Dude, no, that fucking guy's insane. The dude who had him, he was selling so many drugs. Weren't you with Bob Lee that night? No, no, don't say that. I was with him like two days before. But OK. Yeah, it's funny.

My fucking close friend, I met her at the EMT course I took because I got my EMT certification and I got my friend in the crossfit and she became a cop so then I told her about this story because we were still texting but she's a liberal so I don't talk to her anymore now but I told her like I was with this dude Babli and then it's funny her sister's also a cop and her sister was the one on this investigation So then I had to fucking talk to them And then fucking tell them all about that night and everything. It was just fucking ridiculous. It was a horrible experience for me That's why I started fucking drinking heavily and people were like why drinking so much

This is what happened for the past year and a half two years whatever This why start drinking again This is what happened for the past year and a half two years, whatever This why start drinking again Well winner and that's him. That's the guy right there. Yeah, that's Bobby Bobby was fucking awesome He fucked him. He barely knew me and like when he met me He like fucking hugged me and he lift me up and he like spun me around And he was so he was so nice. He came from he came from nothing It's like the American dream and then he just built this whole thing for himself And how tall is he? I don't know. I think he's like my height when he picked me up. I

Don't know you're five nine. Yeah, maybe he was like he was like right at my I could see his eyes like eye level I'm five five. I mean next time I see you I'm gonna pick you up and hug you and swirl you around. Yeah. Yeah I would like that. I might have I might have to pick you up kind of low like around your waist or your butt To get you off the ground because you're so tall Okay All right, if you start if I start feeling ticklish, I might start kicking you. I might kick your dick or something Okay, fuck that. Never mind. I'll pretend i'll just I'll just think about picking you up and twirling your own Never mind. Oh

But yeah fucking Bob, dude That was so sad All right, you ever drink mezcal with him I'm done cocaine with them. Oh, but yeah poor Bobby and he was loaded Yeah, filthy. Yeah Cash app founder and then the square Fucking and then he was working with the like fucking NASA or something to start something. I don't know He was working with someone who's gonna do something and then this happened

I Didn't tell you my idea for your only fans I Didn't tell you my idea for your only fans What are you sure not the one where I flash everyone? No, not that one that one that one's Instagram friendly. Oh Saban how long have you known Kaylee? Like a decade like 10 years maybe yeah We've known each other for 10 fucking years and I started my only fans like three years ago. So Uh has sevon done cocaine

Not with me dude one time I went over to kaylee's house to do some cocaine And I walked in and they saw my nose and everyone grabbed their shit and ran out That's a lie, yeah ran out. That's a lie. Yeah, I know that's a lie. Dude, are you fucking kidding me? I can't even do one shot of mezcal. Yeah, I think, you know, you, uh, me and Jason were talking about my ex when we met you. Yeah. Like, you, like, when you started getting drunk, you started telling us, like like all the secrets and shit oh hey hey hey hey hey hey I wasn't I

wasn't even drunk I was wasted hey we went to a place that had these little beers do you remember that oh yeah and then I remember you said something to the um the bartender you're like I never do this But what did you do you did something? I forgot now? I don't know but God. I don't even drink beer anymore beer I think they're stupid now So I look calories yeah Cameron has a pretty cool, uh only fans page I have more likes on my own fans in her and twitter followers. It's funny. Do you make over six figures a year? It's not about the likes or followers. It's about how much you make

You fucking bitch No, he's a good dude cameron's a good dude. Oh, okay. Sorry cameron If you're talking shit to me, I'm gonna talk back. Okay, I think Cameron That I was wearing a crossfit shirt today with a gun on it I think Cameron made me that and I think Cameron made me this I Can't see you put it up. I can't see it What is that? It's a picture of me holding my dick He made you that I think he a picture of me holding my dick. He made you that?

I think he drew it for me. Cameron draw me. Cameron did you give me this? Did you send this to me? Are you sure he did that? I think so. I did. I made them both play.

Yeah, Cameron made that for me. Yeah, that's cool, right? Oh, okay. It's on my desk. It's like kind of like my prized possession. Yeah, but Cameron, what are you doing on your only fans I barely do anything I get complaints out of my only fans It's like my Instagram, which it kind of is the

What's a complaint look like they're like they're like you don't even show anything They're like you show more on your Instagram and I show more my only fans but hey Those girls who are making millions of dollars a year. What do they do? I don't I have no I'm not following them I don't know you don't subscribe to them and be like hey And then the thing is like I started making less money when I was a shadow ban Because I got less clicks on my Instagram for my only fans. Yes, then the past four years I've just kind of been like this fucking sucks. That's why now I'm happy like Trump's and the president and hopefully next year Like shit could get back to normal cuz all of the censorship

It's just been going crazy. I can't believe what they show on them. I can't believe what they show on only on Instagram Okay, big Baga. Yeah, you could show people breastfeeding That's impressive I'm like but and then I can't dance around in a bikini But like a girl could like have her fucking nipples out and everything. They're not even real babies I've seen I've seen women with the kids out feeding fake babies. Yes. Hey, did you just work out that thing looks huge? Yeah, they a couple push-ups before I got on Get a little blood flowing.

I was playing tennis on the Switch with my 10-year-old son before I came on the Perf Show. Oh, God. Baka, what did you think of Joe? Did you see Joe on today? Tom Brady? Can you guys hear me? Yeah, we can hear you. Can you hear us?

Can you hear us? Yeah, I can hear you now. Hey, did you see Joe on? The Tom Brady lookalike? Yeah, the guy missing an extra chromosome. Oh, was he missing a chromosome? Is that what it is? Did he have a little down syndrome? He had a little bit of a something was up with his eyes. Maybe his mom's Japanese. Is he Asian? I don't think so. He looked like a he looked like a comedian. I can't remember what the he was a 90s comedian. He did look like a comedian. He looked very funny. Oh, that's some funny stuff. Dave something. Dave. What movies was he in? Hiller will know. Andrew will know. Dave the comedian. Hey, Hiller, you didn't tell me that Cole was busting on your chick. Dave, the 90s comedian. Someone said that Cole was

busting on... Yeah, he said that his girl was stupid. I told you. Yeah, that's not cool. I told you! I was watching the show, he called her and her fucking best friend like stupid. Oh, I know who you're talking about, Baka. Who? Sorry, Kaylee, I heard you. The guy who's in Ferris Bueller's fucking day off. Is that Judd Nelson? That is he does have kind of a face like his right it like the happy version

Is that Judd Nelson the happy version of Judd Nelson? Wow, is that who you're talking? Who's in Ferris Bueller's day off? Ferris Bueller's No, I don't think that's who I'm talking about. I can't remember. Yeah, I don't think that's who he's talking about either. That's why I'm like, who is he talking about? But you know, but you know who I'm talking about, right? No. No, I don't know who he's talking about. No, he doesn't know and I don't know.

You're just making it up in your head. No, no, no. Ferris Bueller's Day Off, IMDB, hold on, 1986. Oh my God. What is this dude's name? Wait, Employee of the Year, that movie. Do you know that movie? Employee of the Year? Yeah, I know that movie. Oh my God. What is this dude's name? I swear.

Wait, Employee of the Year, that movie. Do you know that movie? Employee of the Year? Yeah. Okay. Hold back. Cause I got to bring my, I got to bring my, um, I got to bring this dude. Ferris B.

O's day off. This is the comedian Employee of the Year. I forgot. I can't remember his fucking name. Is it Al? Oh, it's Alan Ruck. Alan Ruck. Oh, is that the bestuck. Alan Ruck.

Is that the best friend? Cameron, yeah. Yeah, Cameron. He doesn't look like him. Dude, he does. He looks like- He doesn't look- No, he does. I'm telling you, he could be his brother, dude. No, shut the fuck up. I'm sorry. Yeah, look it. Here we go. Here he is. Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Got it. Bingo.

Where is it? Oh shit. Fuck's sake. That, he doesn't look like him. Alright. Okay, what did you want me to look up? Employee of the Year? Employee of the Year. Employee of the year. Employee of the year. You know my ex Jason, Jason Cook that you know, Savon? He said he was, he said he was the Ferris Bueller of San Francisco.

Oh that's kind of cool. Employee of the year only has black dudes in it. No, it's two white dudes. Ryan Adcock? Quincy Carr? Look it, look it, look it, look it. Let me show you the cast. I don't think that's the right movie you're looking at. That dude Joe was white, right? That dude wasn't a black dude. Is this the right movie? No, that's not the right movie. That's a wrong movie. Did I lose you guys? Oh, did I lose you guys? Hello? Oh shit, my internet's going down no I

can hear everyone I these are all black dudes was it this guy over there right no no there's no black dudes in this movie that's not the right movie maybe that's the woke version that's good so you could name movies the same movie and they won't sue each other no you can name movies the same movie and they won't sue each other No, you can name movies. Yeah. No, you can keep going forever and ever but why can't you do that for like brands and stuff? McCann do it for brands movies brands what and then music songs you could name the same song too Yeah, and it's like a completely different song What why is it like that? Well, I don't know, but I'm more curious what does big Baca gets credit for calling in two weeks in a row?

Hey, I can't, I got, I came with a joke this time. Are you guys, uh, are you guys down for some dark humor? Yes. Yeah. All right. I'll give a shout out to my buddy. He told me this one. Uh, what do you call it? Ethiopian, uh, taking a shit. What a show off. Oh, wow. Wow. So we got it. Kaley, do you get? Wow.

I don't know. Wow. I'm not paying attention. Wow. Because they're they're all starving. Wow. Hey, OK. I got some great Ethiopian jokes. Let's hear what Sebi. What do you call this? Price tag?

Ethiopian family portrait. Oh my God. Jesus. If I had it, you're also supposed to hold up a comb and you're like, what this? And it's a hundred etobians holding a canoe Debbie the movie is employee of the month. That's the that's the Character i'm talking about. Did someone feed you that? Yeah, so when someone's like I got a bunch of friends watching the show right now. Okay

I like that. That's good. And then on the topic of that Hey that he gets points for that too. He has lifelines. He has backup called I got the text message saying employee the month Hey, can I say something? What's a big strike against you big Baca? What's that? You're too good-looking You have too much going on your threat. You're threatening. Yeah, I think you're too fit you you have too much fitness He's like hot look at his jaw and is's just like. What the fuck's happening? Yeah, look at it. You're not gonna wanna be,

like you're not gonna be around me if I'm drinking and writing jokes every day. Cause that's what I do. Why would I not be around? Yeah, he'll be underneath you or behind you or something. I'll be giving, I'll do a little EMOM. I'll do, you know, one minute back rub. And then next minute I'm doing pushups. The next third minute I'm doing air squats and then back to the air back room. Yeah, I'm clear

Oh, that's good. Yeah, just for like three hours in a row. I'm just like drinking taking Mescal I mean, I'm not taking shots. I'm sipping it but oh They cook or Andy dick is it Andy dick Writing shit what they cook or Andy dick. Is it Andy dick? That's what I thought you look like an off version of Dan Dan cook Dean interesting interesting. He's a Pisces What's your birthday big Baca September oh You're a Virgo. I

Guess I don't know signs. Oh my god. Oh, that's good. That's a good sign. What? That he doesn't know signs. Well, guys don't care about that. It's like a girl's... No, I had... I got a bump. This was years ago. I went on a Tinder date, picked her up. The first two minutes she started talking about signs, asked about my sign. I turned around and dropped her off wow oh you won't be able to do that with caley you'll be stuck with her for three

days the lawyer i was dating um he was like big into astrology and shit and he was a smart guy i'm smart in some ways I'm smart in some ways. She never answered the question earlier if she likes you know teeny weenies, hogs, or average hogs. Oh yeah I don't think average was in there but I like how you put that in there. I was asking like what do I say? Yeah what do you what do you? Oh look at look at we're getting some sorry. We'll get back to the weenie talk in a second Seema with the red lipstick a Virgo The dude doing the cocaine my ex-boyfriend the last one he's a Virgo

So she calling me nurse a narcissist right now? Jesus. No, I'm saying my ex was a Virgo. Oh no, I'm talking about the whoever commented that. Miss Sima. Fergie's parking garage. Wow, that is so good. That is so good.

Me and Savon are Pisces. I'm a Pisces. Yeah,annah Pisces, I know Pisces Yeah, his birth. What's your birthday? What month is that? I'm March 16 March March minus March 6. Oh, my dad's is March 19th Oh, oh, oh, do you like your dad? Yeah, he's in the back room sleeping right now. He's a good dude. Oh, that's awesome Yeah, I told you I Oh, that's awesome Yeah, I told you I Move in with my parents to take care of him. So yeah, so he's I talked to him in bed. He's sleeping in the back But it's funny I had a lot of Virgo girlfriends growing up

But then like all the boyfriends that start dating were like cancer. It's like my ex Jason was a cancer Hey, I also I forgot to say last time I was on when you said you got that last text message. That was my buddy. He pushed out. I know that was a shame. He's pussy. You got you got to tell you his name is Miracoste. Such a pussy. Miracoste you pussy.

Go back to Greece. Where is that guy? Serbia Serbia Serbia. He says he talks big game, but never never shows it Does he have a Serbian accent? Yeah, that would be cool so so big would you like big average or small But for what? Just in general to sit on I'm not gonna answer that question

That's funny, thank you. Thank you. I wrote that myself. Thank you Hey, if you were on here with Brianna and Heidi, would you answer it? Maybe I don't know. Yeah, that's why we need our own show. Yeah. Mitchell Cooper, Mitchell Cooper, Mooper, Mitchell Mooper, big Baca with the $8 pair of gas station sunglasses on, a Coke bender. You better talk shit to him.

You better talk back, Baca. His name's Hitchell Mooper. He's a, he's a libtard that that Has an lgbt flag in his fucking room. Yes With stains on it Oh my god Uh, Audrey says, Audrey says, Audrey will answer the question. Thank you, Audrey What? Audrey will answer the question the hog question. What do you guys think about the movie napoleon dynamite? Yeah answer the question thank you Audrey Audrey will answer the question the hog question what do you guys think about a movie Napoleon Dynamite yeah

answer the question it's a classic I fucking love that movie classic film what happened to that guy the main character where did he go what's his name I think it was like John or something I'm not sure that was a great movie oh my god yes the only movies ever been I don't know what any other movies John Heder yeah John Heder I'm Heather that's his name I have a good memory I knew his name was John something oh man he looks so different now movies yeah doesn't look like he's done any. Oh, he's in Thelma the Unicorn, 2024. How much do you make from a movie? That movie was a fucking big hit. How much do you make

from a movie like that? He's probably still getting compensation from that movie. He's in Pinocchio, a true story. These are all cartoons. Oh, maybe maybe this voices he's in another movie called Tapa Wingo in 2024 this looks like a weird movie that's interesting he does a lot of voices for cartoons that's what he's doing he's doing cartoon I would love to do that you know like I love like Robin Williams because he did like you know Mrs. Doubtfire is like one of the best comedy movies ever and Robin Williams he did a did like, you know, Mrs. Doubtfire is like one of the best comedy movies ever. And Robin Williams, he did a lot of like singing and voices.

Life after Flash 2017. Did you ever see Flash Gordon? No. Wow, it's a documentary life. Wow. I've never heard any of these movies. Have you ever did you ever see them? When I was a kid, there was a movie that came out called Flash Gordon. The graphics were crazy. It was like a no it was a movie but like when he was flying his ship it would just be a sparkler with like a ship attached to it on the screen.

It was great. It was crazy. Oh, I wonder if I wonder if Hillary's seen that one. No, I'm telling you, you guys have to watch all the Quentin Tarantino movies from like the first one to the last and review them. And your fucking station will get a lot of hits because now because Quentin Tarantino is starting his show now. So and then he was just on Rogan's podcast. So his name is like in the feed now right now

Is this the original no oh yeah and it was This time, the party had to resign! Oh! Stop it now! Flash, I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth! Flash Scott is still alive. Well, that blew out someone's ears. That was gr- That was- That was- That was awesome. It's such bullshit, they say restore to 4K afford case can't be restored to what it never was What why?

You can't restore it's like it's like getting back together with a guy that you were never with you're not getting back together with them You're getting make it better. You can but it's not the word restore. It's like now 4k You can but it's not the word restore. It's like now 4k You know what I mean Are you responding to people are you responding to people on your only fans right now? Are you multi? No, I was looking up. I was looking up quentin tarantino movies right now All right, uh, is big maca in the running Yeah All right, is Big Maka in the running? Yeah. Oh, that's a no. That's a no. She doesn't want to tell you no to your face, you think?

Hey, so here, let's just do this then. Take Heidi with you and then you and Heidi come to Wadapalooza and see me. Wow. I like that. You know what? I'll go to Wadapalooza with you and Heidi and Briana Yeah, I think I owe everyone shots whoever was on the podcast if you go to what Palooza if I go would you guys Would you guys do something big Baca fan girls? Would you guys go there and just wear a big Baca shirts and like hang out with them and like make it like a total?

What a Palooza should be like that. You know what what I mean it should be Like cool like over-the-top they can be dressed like you know 60s parties girls and they can be like we can make my team Name that it did for back like backland games with hiller team mega Yeah, I like that The trip December 31st to January 2nd Heidi's very confident. Oh, you're talking about for Austin or water Palooza. I will wear a Bocca. Yeah, when's water? Oh fuck. Yeah, Heidi. Let's go Yeah, I think she's talking about water Palooza. Okay. I don't know What a ploozes January 23rd to 26th, but I'll be there in 21st. Oh

You have an Airbnb? Yeah, we'll be there. We're on Ocean Drive Who's there? What if I like come over there and I fucking crash your hair? Hey, we got our own rooms. So you could sleep with me. Don't matter to me You're so easy, dude. You're so cool. Chill as fuck. Yeah, totally cool. Yeah, I was looking at your Instagram. So you're like seven, 14 reps away from making elite?

Yeah, it was the sixth workout. I was seven reps short. I was sitting at 11th and then The last workout fucked me up and I did Was it a short person workout? No, well, I'm just really tall so when it comes to a lot of pulling gymnastics like we had Pull-ups chest of our and then bar muscle ups and then burpee bar muscle ups exactly what I just asked It's a short person workout. just asked it's a short person workout Yeah, it's a short person workout. So that's what happened to me all the time. I

Get fucked up all the time Yeah, so that's why I do I like the challenge because I'm not your normal crossfitter. I'm six four two thirty So I like to prove myself and prove others. Oh, yeah, six four is pretty fucking tall That's a lot of man that's a lot of man if he made the games he would be the tallest one because I think that Who's the tallest person there was like six to Asia Bartow? How tall was he? I think Brent Fikowski is at tallest at six three He's six three. I thought he was like six one I remember reading he was six three. Hey, would you have to draw sprint? I don't know. He's not'3". I thought he was like 6'1". I remember reading he was 6'3". I don't know, he's not 6'4' though. Yeah, he's not 6'4'. Hey, would you have to drop 10 pounds? Would you have to drop 10 pounds to make it to the games? Or would you try?

No, I've dropped down to the lowest I've ever been was like 2'15". I just felt so unhealthy that's yeah that's way too low I think you've got to be like 220 I'm like yeah my my frame I just need the mass I when I got down to close to 215 I felt sick weak lethargic six four like every inch you have to have more muscle mass on you yeah so sit like 220 225 or 225 is like perfect for me. I feel yeah my best 25 The I ever got was 160 and that's when I was lifting the most but I was like fat Briana Here we go Heidi. My ex was 6 to 155. It was perfect String being you better say 255 bitch

what the fuck are you talking about you get blown away by Augusta Wing I think that's a typo yeah it's gotta be a typo I think she means 255 does this make any sense oh he was an Olympian. Oh, he's probably the long-distance runner or speed skater some shit Oh, yeah long-distance shit there. Wow 155 at 6-2 he's like a stick. That's an eating disorder. That really is an eating disorder. It is Yeah, it is that guy has to make any sense. Yeah Triple jump triple jumper. He weighed less than me. What the fuck? Makes sense. Did he have was he good and bad?

Oh, Jeffrey Birchfield, five, five, two, 20. Oh, there you go. Oh, OK. Oh, jeez. Five, five, two, 20. You're a boulder. That's a solid man. I was 155 when I started CrossFit. My tits were huge. Fucking gross. I don't know. Depends where you carry your weight. I've always been around 135. I think when I started I was 135. 130 maybe. And then I'm always at 135 now. That's like my comfortable weight. But

then when I was trying to get strong I went up to 160 and I just felt like shit because I was eating a bunch of like pasta and shit and I just felt horrible. 135 sounds too skinny for you. Yeah it's pretty I'm like lean You're 5'8 135 with giant Fuck sorry 5 9 1 1 35 with giant hammers Yeah, but I'm not training as much as I used to How much your boobs weigh you think? They weigh three pounds. So you're 132 pounds four pounds oh he says they are four pounds thank you Baca thanks

for not letting her get away with that for four pounds nothing slides past me like that there are 650 ccs on both sides so yeah i would i hung out with audrey at the game she's skinny and she's 135.53 and she's tiny she's a petite woman yeah i'm 135'm one. Yeah. I'm 35 and I'm five nine. That's crazy. Yeah. Crossfetched. She probably has more muscle on her than me. A crossfetch. But I told you. What? Pockets wearing, I yell at my wife and.

That was good. That's good. Oh my God. the the the the the the the the

the the the No, I'm not going you're totally you're totally gonna be discriminated against you're like you're like the dude with the Lamborghini That's just too into you're too much, dude. You're just too much. It's your fuck Yeah, it's too you're too much when I was fat I would get all the bitches but now since I lost a ton of weight Yeah, you're fine. Nothing. Yeah Being fat gets all the women. It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Being faggots, all the women, it's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I tell you, I mean, I I tagged you on my last Instagram post.

I said to watch you at Wadaplooza. Did you see it? I did see it. Was it with the two people that commented on it? Oh, I don't know. I didn't see it. One dude comment saying that I get fed by silver spoon because I live at home and blah blah blah Jesus I told you shut the hell up. I Look at Cole Cole Cole's Cole hates on girls and boys

Hey, I got I got beef with Tanner Shuck right now. I'll take beef with you call I'll fucking take both you know what's going on when Tanner Shuck? I don't really like you're like the man's eyes version of Tanner Tanner's a fucking pea brain idiot He's such a dumbass see long story short I made fun of him on his on his post He got fucking really but heard about it and just went on this big rant how he's the 2013 Dubai champ and he's better than me in CrossFit and he's smarter blah blah blah. Yeah he won in 2013. Like 2025 now. Yeah that's all he did. Did you tell him you were playing Mario Brothers in 2013?

Yeah I think I no 2013 I was in college I was probably fucked up somewhere. Honestly, I watched that like that thing with Taylor Self and Tanner Shuck and it was I was like what the fuck is going on? They just kept going on and on. They were like saying the same thing over and over again. Tanner's so dumb. He literally had his brains the size of a pea. He's so dumb. But basically- I follow him. I follow him. I follow him because he's straight Yeah, I follow him see straight Comedic he's so stupid. It's funny. Oh my god, but basically he I made fun of him He got but heard about it started calling me out. He said I can't be his 2k road time I immediately saw that comment jumped on it on the road beat his 2k time

Tagged him bunched and he fucking straight-up ghosted me Obviously cuz isn't he he's probably like 5'9". He can't row Yeah, no, yeah. Well I mean he fucking Crossed him and then now he's bashing on crossfit. This sounds like a loaded question You did you read that? You look better without your sunglasses on. I know I put a comment on your post saying I was gonna wear sunglasses so I don't get blinded by your beauty. Wow. I didn't see that either. I thought was a funny joke, but I guess it just I don't I don't have my notifications off

I don't really look at the I know you got too many guys open your DMs. I get it. I get it Hey, Kaylee, and you probably have your I don't think your eyes are so good. I think maybe you Do you have your text messages like really big like people from really far away can read them like do you? What are do you have your text messages like really big like people from really far away can read them like do you? Sick do you use the big look at here? I want to show you how like do you have the big writing on your phone or the little come on be honest? Why what are you trying to say? I'm just saying you don't you I don't think that like it's you don't see so good Yeah All right

I've just noticed it already. That's my assessment I think that like things that are small like screens you don't see so good on screens Like my wife's phone everything's huge like she pulls out her phone. I can read it from across the room Why is it cuz I'm trying to read the comments and I kept no no no no just just I just just picked up on it No, not one any one particular thing. Oh No, just picked up on it. No, not any one particular thing. Oh wait, so I just saw a question in there from Audrey. Where did we find this man?

First, I've watched the show for years now. Thank you. But then that leads to my other question. Where did Joe come from? Was he a fan of the show? Did someone tell him to call him in? Where did he come from? Yeah, where did Joe come from?

Well, I'll tell you the truth. I found him on Bumble like a few days ago. The comments were right. And we what did they say? Well, we went on a date Sunday and then I said like, if you want to like go to Texas with me, you have to call in like to be fair to everyone. So like, I wouldn't like take him with me you have to call in like to be fair to everyone so like I wouldn't like take him with me unless he called in so you so you you harvested

him from a dating app yeah yeah but dude remember I said I was gonna go on a date Tuesday I canceled that date and then even you said you're like oh maybe this is the guy you're gonna take the Texas with but that wasn't the guy But how many how many dates have you been on in the last seven days? I can't hold that date. I just more dates in one week that I've been on the whole year So I bet no I barely go on dates, but we had a face time for like 45 minutes going dates but we had a FaceTime for like 45 minutes there's probably a guy in your apartment right now just waiting for you to get off the shelf for your date what no no I did a FaceTime with Joe like 45 minutes on Saturday and we went on a date yesterday and he was like an hour to get to me because he's

from Santa Rosa and how did he have a chainsaw in the trunk? No, well it was dark. I couldn't see anything. Oh, all right. I have to pee. This show's over. Oh my God. We'll have a winner soon.

All right. Well, I'll see you. Okay. I hope to see you at Waterplusa. Yeah. Remind me. Hopefully me and Heidi and Brianna start our podcast and we'll see ya. Okay. I hope to see you at a water pelusa Yeah, remind me hopefully me and Heidi and Brianna start our podcast and we'll have you on first dad cast I'll be the first one off with my shirt off. Yeah. Thank you, brother. Have a good one See you guys big vodka holding the show together. All right, I gotta pee. What are you gonna decide? When is the announcement gonna be?

What are you going to decide? When is the announcement going to be? I don't know. All right. Debbie, this is boring. Wrap it up, please. I may have to start grading the cheese grater with my cog just to wake myself up. Rodbin? Okay.

All right. That's what my kids call it when they rub their forearm on my face. They call it the cheese grater. When we when we wrestle. Oh, OK. Oh, one more. The them big Baca's under that jersey. Oh, me?

Yeah, I got big Baca's under my jersey. Yeah. Oh, you said tonight you would pick You don't have to of course What a great show Bill Clinton Colton Martins Sorry, the phone didn't work for Colton. That sucked. I know are you gonna pee and come back? No, would you think I'm gonna pick no, I'm gonna I'm gonna pee and go to bed. No, I'm gonna pee and go to bed no I'm gonna pee and watch

Dexter oh and oh look at Cole weighing in look at Cole's come around take Heidi that would be cool I don't think you're helping you shouldn't get you should only get behind people you don't want to go Cole I don't think your advice is helping anyone here. That's funny. Trump Jersey goes hard. I'm not going to lie. This is a big fucking gnarly man, by the way. I don't know if this guy's this is a crazy. I wonder when I was talking, what did he say?

No, he wasn't. No, I forgot what he said. This is the only fans guide. But oh, OK. That's a lot of man. Like I seen him. No, but he was saying like he gets more likes and whatever but I probably make more money than him It doesn't matter how many likes you get. He's a farm boy. He owns a cow. He said he sent He sent me pictures of him next to his cow. He's a big fucking man good crossfitter good face I Want Cameron yeah, I want Cameron gosh damn it. Yeah, he he's a

That's a good dude. What you should get him on the show. Oh, you do make more money. Oh Yeah, I do make more money Audrey he's a sexy man. Yeah, it's a lot of man It doesn't matter how many likes you get. It's kind of like Instagram. It doesn't matter how many followers you have it's like you know what kind of impact you have yeah okay um hey um maybe maybe one more show i'll keep everyone posted maybe one more show yeah okay i mean we're gonna have to figure it out soon because it's getting close now yeah but yeah so yeah. So Kill Tony sold out live. But if you want to watch the show, you could watch it live at home the 30th and the 31st

of December. I'll be there the 30th. So if I get called on stage, you should watch that show. I'll definitely be watching it. But yeah, you got to pay for it. You could buy it right now. You could watch it home on the 30th and 31st and watch it live while you know

Everyone's performing. I think that's a fun thing to do. Oh Cameron did the nopin he did Hiller's event. Oh cool Brianna Brianna's Mormon Wow, I know he's Mormon Wow What is she from Utah? You know what I went to Utah to do a photo shoot with these two pilots like these two pilots They were brothers and then they made this like crazy extravagant equipment that no one could set up at home or in the gym And I'm like who the fuck is gonna know how to set this up, but they're fucking pilots They just like put it all together

It's so mean the male model was there and we're just like dude No one's gonna fucking buy this thing There were super nice people Utah people they paid you to use their workout workout equipment. Well, they paid me for the photo shoot. Yeah. Oh, that's cool I was paid like thousands of dollars this like years like a decade ago But they were cool to pilot dudes who are brothers and they made this like crazy Equipment like obviously we don't know about it now cause nobody bought it cause it's just like so crazy to put it together

I'm like who the fuck is gonna know how to put this shit together other than you two Who is the male model? Do I know him? Was he a crossfitter? No, he was in the crossfitter. He's from New York but um he was a good looking dude. I forgot his name but he was nice. Everyone there in Utah was nice. It was a good experience. Did you drink mezcal on the shoot? No, I think. I don't know if I was drinking at the time. There was like years in my life I was like sober in my 20s.

So I'm not even sure if I was drinking at that time. But I was like super lean. Yeah. All all right thank you for coming on the show thank you talk to you soon and we'll be giving updates soon all right all right have a good night we don't have a winner yet we don't have a winner yet all right We don't have a winner yet. All right. Oh, my wife just told me Judd Nelson was in the best breakfast club in St. Elmo's fire. Oh. Oh, good. I got a text from someone.

I love this show. It's so wild. Good. I have to pee really bad. All right. I'll see you guys tomorrow morning at 7 a.m. Greg Glassman will be on the show. That one will not be a dating show.

If you want to get healthy, go visit a CrossFit affiliate. Peace and love. I started CrossFit a year ago because I almost had a heart attack and while I was laying in that bed something just clicked in my head and like whatever I'm doing was not working anymore. I came in wearing 300 pounds, now I weigh 220, I'm down 80 pounds. I remember it was such a nerve wreck for me. You know thinking I'm not going to be able to keep up with these guys even with the women I was scared I was

gonna be able to keep up with them and what really kept me going was the community we have here and to me it meant a lot it helps me keep going and get to that goal that I'm trying to reach I'm so glad I have everyone and like encouraging me every now and then even with the simple keep going back in May I did my first CrossFit competition ever I didn't think I was ever capable of doing something like that and I did it I completed it I want to keep doing this probably for the rest of my life CrossFit is creating a better future for me