The Sevan Podcast - Winners & Losers | Live Call In

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

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myocardial bridge. This is an issue where the blood flow does not go throughout your body and the only really true cure is open heart surgery. I was also told there that it's after the surgery, or even if I don't have the surgery, I'll probably never exercise again. January 27th, 2023, I had open heart surgery. The first week or two was just really bedridden

in trying to get myself moving around. Never been in depression before, but it was a very scary depression that I didn't know where I was gonna go with it. I didn't know what to do with my life. I was kinda contemplating what is life all about? Why am I alive? And I got to the point where I said,

I can't let this depression kill me. I'm gonna take care of it. Three months into CrossFit, which was six months post-surgery, I was doing things that no other person that had open-heart surgery ever had done. One of my friend's sister had open-heart surgery. I saw her six months after mine and she says, look at you, you're absolutely amazing. She's like, it took me one year before I could

start moving around and I said, are you kidding me? I'm doing CrossFit. I said, I'm pulling up, I'm lifting, I'm running, energy is up. I came to the realization that this was gonna be the rest of my life, I was going to be in CrossFit. Bam, we're live. There it is. Fifth edition State of the Industry, Two Brain. Put up the five, eight, nine, 10, however much money they gave away for the video contest that keeps giving

and giving to the space and to the show. Anyway, beautiful. Once again, absolutely stunning. Absolutely stunning piece of work. Easy to read data in here. You got to get your hands on one of these. By the way, having this is so much better than the PDF. The PDF's great, obviously it's the same information.

This is way better. If I'm a gym, I keep this on my desk. I'm sure HQ will be utilizing this too. This is, for those of you who don't know, this is done by Two Brain Business. And I can't remember how many gyms they surveyed this year, but last year I want to say it was 15,000, 14,786 or something. And same thing, same thing this year.

And it's the biggest report on gyms in the world. I feel great. I felt great the whole time. I'm just, I'm just stuffy. I'm not like You know, I woke up really with a crazy sore throat, but after a cup of coffee like I was like There was like a fetus stuck in my throat and I coughed it out and spit into the trash can the kitchen So but it's not like one of those sicknesses where like, oh, look at this, Cynex.

It's not one of those sicknesses where I'm like, you know, like I worked out yesterday. It's just the breathing's all fucked up. It's hard to talk because My nose is so stuffed up it's called parasites really Let's not clear the nose throat right into the mic oh my bad here my bad What if I do this? So today might be a big day. I actually never thought this was going to happen. We might be adding someone to our Illuminati.

There's some rumblings of a new guy, a 14th man being added to the group. It's weird. It's weird because everyone has to trust everyone, right? And so to add someone to a chat thread and you don't want it to change anything. Like when everything's great, why fuck with it? So to add someone to a chat thread and you don't want it to change anything like when everything's great why why fuck with it. But today or tomorrow or maybe maybe maybe maybe it'll happen at Christmas maybe it won't happen.

I think if there's any debate of adding someone to like a good text thread then you just don't do it. You just don't do it. You just don't do it you just don't do it you just don't do it oh I apologize sorry I missed this oh we don't care sorry sorry guys I'm sorry well thanks for being there with me as I get that off my chest I know you don't care but it's really nice that you're there for me so I could get off my chest thank you I appreciate it. Yeah, it only takes the

Oh group chats are silenced on your phone. Wow. Brian Shuey, how are you going to add me if you don't have my number? Oh, we have our ways. add me if you don't have my number oh we have our ways uh oh did someone did someone add wow someone just text oh wow Oh wow.

Wow. Oh, I guess he's already been put in. I've been just talking shit about him the whole time. Oh shit. Oh. Someone wrote, you're a fucking idiot, Sevan. Well, uh, we can still kick. Oh, you know what? Fuck it. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm just gonna kick him out.

How's that? Um, what do I do? I go to the thread. I'm just kicking out the fucking new guy. Imagine you already get kicked out on your first day. Oh no, I don't see him in here I don't see him oh yeah there he is how do you kick someone out of a thread There we go. Okay. There we go. No he's not. Oh, CrossFat. Bryson is in but it's like borrowing your dad's phone if your dad was Taylor.

Interesting. Interesting guess. Hiller's been very patient with me. We're supposed to do a binge bros this weekend. I ended up in Atlanta and where everyone is bigger. It was crazy. I landed in the Atlanta airport and 50% of the people in Atlanta airport wear big, huge headphones. The Beats are out. I guess it's been a long time since I've been to Atlanta. Last time I was in Atlanta,

everyone was wearing Beats headphones. Now everyone's wearing the Apple headphones. And the average weight of the person in the Atlanta airport is 200 pounds. And you know what's interesting too is The people in Atlanta carry their weight differently You know what? I mean where I've been where you put 50 you take 150 pound black woman you had 50 pounds on her and it disperses like evenly. I

Don't know. What's up with black women. You put 50 pounds on a white woman. It does not disperse evenly Oh, it's too. Yeah The average the average weight of a black woman in the Atlanta airport or any woman is 200 pounds And all the dudes are too fitty I didn't see one person my size or shorter in the Atlanta airport I've never I felt like I had a fucking eating disorder there felt like anorexia There it was crazy. Everyone's wearing Apple headphones, half the people, and people were huge. Like the women were broad shoulders. Every chick there had

huge D-titties, giant asses. It was crazy. It was wild. It was like being around giants. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it a lot. It was cool. It was with my people. Beats headphones are trash. Yeah, I guess. I guess all the brothers had Apple. All the sisters had Apple headphones on. It was the thing. Tons of really nice. I don't know. I don't know where these people they get these outfits. But so many cool matching sweat outfits, you know what I mean? Like matching tops and bottoms that are like sweats. And I'd say like half the guys there look like it was the first time like was the first time they wore that outfit.

Like everyone's outfits were like impeccable for like track and field outfits. Like they didn't look like worn or anything But it was interesting the airports complete and fucking utter chaos There's a they have a train there you have to ride I I'm seriously surprised the train accelerates so fast and slow down so fast. I'm surprised that no one fell I was kept looking around waiting for someone to fucking fall every time I was in the train Doesn't Apple own beats? I think you're right. They do. I just didn't see anyone. It was it was all The last time I feel like I was out in a place where there were tons of people wearing headphones like that

That that was a part of the cultural Iconic Iconic Iconic what's the word I'm looking for? Icon, iconography, icon, whatever, part of the cultural look, it was all beats. And, and now, and now it was all Apple. I didn't see one, one set of beats headphones. Did you see Hiller's shaming 80 year old high rocksters today? It's great. It's shaming. Come on. There's no shaming. I don't think showing someone doing like shitting. I don't get, I don't, I'm not on the, I'm not on the same page as Taylor. Like I don't care that, I don't get I don't I'm not on the I'm not on the same page as

Taylor like I don't care that I don't I don't like dislike Emma McQuade or Enola Kai or anyone for shaving reps are not doing full reps I don't like that doesn't affect how much I like you at all or what I think about you at all zero I don't care about it like with hip at all or what I think about you at all. Zero. I don't care about it like with hip and steel. I don't care about it with Danny Spiegel. Why would I care? I mean, it is a no rep, but that's it. Okay, here, let's see. Let's see what, let's see what Garrett's talking about here. Go over to Andrew's page. You think I have COVID? Go over to Andrew's page. You think I have COVID?

We'll never know. Oh, iconography, iconography. Pat Lang, he's not shaming them, but he's showing people that aren't there to compete. He's focusing on eight-year-olds who are just there to move. They clearly aren't competing. Yeah. Let's just flood it with good move. They clearly aren't competing. Yeah. Mate, let's just flood it with good comments.

Yeah, this is awesome. Look how happy this dude is. We can just flood this with good comments. This dude's a boss. Yeah. No one's gonna say anything negative about this guy in here. Oh, watching this is worse than watching the people at spartan races trying to do a rope climb when they have like why would you i don't think this is bad to watch at all i'm going to respond to her what are you talking about

You don't like watching a guy get after it with a smile on his face. That's what your husband looks like when he's balls deep in your sister. That's good, right? What are you talking about? You don't like watching a guy get after it while with a smile on his face. That's what your husband's husband's Apostrophe s husband's face looks like when he's balls deep in your sister post. I Don't even know oh, maybe this was a guy who wrote this. Oh shit. I Was a guy Fuck I fucked that up All right, whatever

So that I guess I was insinuating these gay Yeah, this is fine. I'm good with this. Does anyone in the chat have a problem with this? No, I'm not deleting that. Fuck that. I'm not deleting that. Sorry, there's gonna be a lot of sniffles on the show. I'll try to lower the volume. There's no... This is great. Look how happy this dude is. How about fucking P. Diddy next to him, fucking hurting. Yeah, this is good. Hey, he's not doing high rocks. This is CrossFit.

I'm gonna write that too. This is CrossFit. You don't do like saying you do high rocks, I guess it's the high rocks is just a workout. It's not the event. There is no there's no it's a CrossFit event. The workouts the high rocks workout. I'll give him that Yeah, he should be stoked Yeah, I don't have an issue with that

Hey the only issue I have with it is that someone should tell him because it would just be easier and more enjoyable for him If he kept upright and caught the ball and when you know what I mean? It would just be more it would be more enjoyable for him if he did it, right? No one wants to like get all hunched over and shit like that Yeah, high rocks is like Iron Man, it's it's not a methodology it's an event name High rocks is like iron man. It's it's not a methodology. It's an event name Well said So Syria fell huh? That dude Assad is out. I gotta get caught up on that. I gotta watch some videos and shit on that. I guess Iran and Russia were backing those dudes, that Assad dude, and then they got busy with their own fights.

So they stopped paying attention to Syria and fucking that dude got his ass beat and now the rebels are in and The rebels I guess are out al-qaeda That doesn't sound good I have some great information to share with you guys. I don't know if I'm going to get to it today. But it's regarding I've cracked the code like if you're a new couple and you need like in your sex life isn't good or just if you're an old couple just I just cracked the code

on the baseline of where you need to be sexually with your mate. If your mate's a boy and a girl couple. Just completely crack the code. Today's show is brought to you by Vindicate. I don't know if they sell this shirt. But if they do, you should get it. Maybe he changed shirt printers or something. This shirt is so soft.

This is a really nice shirt. VNDK8.com. When I saw this come in the mail, I wasn't going to wear it. And then last night I was just going to wear it around the house and I put it on and it felt so good. I'm like, no, I took it off. I'm like, I'm going to wear this tomorrow morning. This is good.

Oh, they do sell it. Okay. So, oh, Patrick, I was going to text you last night, but I had I resisted. I resisted. I so resisted God weren't the UFC fights absolutely insane. I have no UFC friends, Patrick my only UFC friend. Man the fights were insane. And then, uh oh. Hold on I have some lung cheese, I have to get rid of this, hold on a second. I cannot swallow this.

Is it safe? Yes it's safe, It's very safe. So safe you wouldn't believe it. Is it safe? I was like a hard ball of something. Very underrated card and fights. Man, listen, if you want to see just some absolutely amazing fighting that I think anyone could appreciate, it's on ESPN Plus now, anyone can get it. You don't need to pay for the pay-per-view. And the main event between this guy Pantoja

and this Japanese world champion was this Brazilian guy Pantoja. It was just, he was amazing. And then the fight before it is really slow and it's five rounds but it's a technical masterpiece. Man, it was so good. I'm an Ian Gary fan now. What's weird about fighting, so there's a five round fight, right? And then they score the rounds. And in the co main event, this guy, Ian Gary fought this guy called Shavkat Romanoff or something and this guy Shavkat's considered the boogeyman meaning no one wants to fight him everyone's terrified of him He's 17 and oh all 17 of his fights were finishes like everyone's just crazy Afraid and

and So they fight and this guy Shavkat pretty much is He's pretty much in control of the fight for the first four rounds and then in the fifth round this guy Ian Gary beats the shit out of him. Yeah, cut Gary. Yeah and and then uh, and I mean Gary just whoops his ass, but he loses the fight because he lost the first four rounds And I mean Gary just whoops his ass, but he loses the fight because he lost the first four rounds And that's that's kind of a I mean, maybe he won the second or third round. There was a round in there He won barely but It's hard to watch It's it's hard to watch

Seven one is Gary Roberts coming back on the show to talk about the lack of sex with his wife I know I need to have him back on I Need to have him back on I always say that I should I need to text him. I'm going to text him now. This guy, this fight needed a sixth round. Okay, I wanted to show you, I've talked about this lady before her name is Anna Kasparian. She was with the young turks turks and She was a full-blown libtard. I mean so fucking progressive. I mean All the fascist components were there right to take away the rights of others and give them to groups she was a full-blown racist one of those people who

You know She was a full blown racist, one of those people who, you know, hated kids, supported pedophilia. Just on every level she was a fucking horrible progressive, right? Just a total enforcer of the class system, all under the guise of equality, of equity. And she did this for years with this fat fucking Turkish guy, Sankar, Cenk or something. And they have a huge fucking YouTube presence massive they are just straight libtard central it is some really no she's not married to Joe Scarborough no no she's not no yeah sank

or whatever yeah he is a pussy right someone needs to fight him He it's funny he's trying to walk it back to are you talking about that saying dude Yeah, and the blonde chick who's like too skinny with the big nose the Armenian lady. She's the Yeah chunk should be his name Anyway This this lady. I, she's just been spewing progressive fascism just for years under the guise of being. I don't know what the fucking liberals are doing. I mean, they don't realize I don't think they realize they're fascist. I don't think they know what the word means. I don't think that they realize that at its foundations taking the rights away from individuals and giving them to groups. And

I mean they would I mean that's what slavery was right? So and completely don't look into anything. They accept every false premise. You know climate change, they call it gender affirming surgery, they call killing babies, women's health issues, just all that shit, the just banana land, fucking crazy talk. Okay, so here she is. I think this is Beck. This is the guy that used to be on Fox and has his own. Oh, Glenn Beck. Yeah, from blaze media. Okay, I'm gonna show you two clips of her. And she's still fake as fuck. You can still tell she's fake as fuck because she had so many years of just being fake she does not know how to be herself and this is This is the problem with people who don't have values or they just don't have values

Like deep values of what they what they believe but here she is like deep values of what they believe. But here she is after, this is, I think it's been like six months since she kind of had her eyes opened a little bit. But I want to show you like where the problem is. Okay, here we go. Definitely be honest about my own flaws and my own mistakes because I bought the mainstream media narrative that there wasn't a migrant crisis. She was the mainstream media narrative. That's the problem. She was. What do you mean she bought it? She was it.

Were you? Yeah, I did believe it. I believe because look, I was an idiot because I mean, who do you trust in today's media landscape? I know. So she'd never used her own discernment. Like if you use your own discernment, you don't have to trust the media, right? When they're like people around, COVID is killing everyone and own discernment, you don't have to trust the media, right? When they're like people around COVID killing everyone and you're like, I don't know anyone

who's died then like, like, you know, it's bullshit. There's a lot of liars out there. And when it comes to mainstream media, the fact of the matter is they do play defense more and more for the Democratic Party. The truth is they do play D like they don't play it. That is what they are. They're not playing it. And that's an issue because there was a time when that didn't happen. And so I still believed in their good faith reporting even though it turns out you know a lot of these reports would omit really

important details about what's really going on. But they were also telling the truth. They were letting you know that kids didn't die. They would show you a picture of someone saying this person died and they were healthy and they were 450 pounds. Like they were telling you the truth. She just wasn't listening. So it wasn't until Texas Governor Greg Abbott.

Okay, so now listen, this is the part I want to show you. This is, this is, this is where she claims things kind of changed for her. Started busing or sending migrants to blue cities where that woke me up. That woke a lot of people up and suddenly America realizes, oh, there is a migrant crisis. Why did that wake you up? Okay, so he knows the truth, I think, because he wants to hear the story from her. Well, because all of a sudden you're seeing migrants sleeping on the floor in the police department in Chicago because they don't have shelter for these people, right? You're seeing, you know, these,

I love watching streams of city council meetings because that's how you understand what's really going on in these cities. Right? These are real people who live there and they get their opportunity to speak. Chicago's been an amazing thing to watch. Wild. Yeah. I mean, I watch every city council meeting from Chicago because they're crazy. Yeah. And you can just tell by her voice, that's not really who she is She's just a posturing a posturing posturing fool. I do appreciate her flipping and trying to make the journey It probably takes some modicum of humility. I don't know if it's survival or humility and for me

Rather than relying on mainstream media reporting or any anyone's reporting to be quite honest with you, what I'll do is I'll go out of my way and I'll watch the entirety of a government function, local government function. I talk to real people and I get a sense of where hearts and minds really are. And so on election night, I wasn't surprised at all. I knew what was coming. I totally knew what was coming. I knew that Cook County was gonna swing. I think it's about eight. Okay, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay, now you want the truth?

You want the truth? I just realized my phone's not here. I must've taken my phone to Atlanta. You want the truth? I'll go get my phone in a second what the fuck is oh shit here we go here's the truth here. This is what really happened to her. I just looked down and my whole screen had been erased and there was something sitting on my keyboard

on the delete key. Thank God for Command Z. Here's the truth. Here's what really happened to her. And unfortunately, this is what has to happen to everybody. This is what's gonna have to happen to someone's mom before they fucking wake up. You ready? Here it is.

This is what really happened. Yeah, but the sun was setting as I'm walking my dog. I see these two guys that were, they were just kind of like moving around weirdly. You know, they seem kind of manic and their clothes were tattered. So I just, I knew that they were probably homeless. And I also knew that they're probably on something just based on. No, I didn't. I didn't.

It's not like my awakening. I had a, I had the intellectual awakening. Is she like you awakened? No, I had an intellectual awakening. She did not have an intellectual awakening. She's still retarded and you can hear it in her voice. On like the twitchy way they were acting. But living in LA, I mean, I've,

there's homeless people everywhere, right? So I've never had problems. I didn't think anything of it. But as I was bending down to pick up my dog's mess. One of the guys like grabs me by my hips and he had an erection and just starts like humping me and I I didn't know what to do like I was terrified I didn't have a weapon on me like I had no way of defending myself I didn't know how far it was gonna go because it's two guys I'm by myself with my little

dog it was the what like one of the most terrifying things ever because I'm pretty good at defending myself in that moment. I just knew there were there was no option. Yeah. Yeah, and uh, luckily He stopped and they just laughed So anna casparian a producer for the young turk stated that she left the democratic party after being molested by a homeless man with an erection So here's the difference That's something that encroached on you, right? That's something that encroached on you. An intellectual awakening is when you realize like, hey, I'm accepting too many premises. That food is organic. Well, what's organic mean? Selling fresh fish today. What does fresh mean? It was caught yesterday, it was caught locally. What's your definition of fresh?

We're going to increase minimum wage and to help poor people. And then you realize that increasing minimum wage put lost 10,000 jobs for poor people because the business is closed because they couldn't afford to pay it. An intellectual awakening is when you don't accept the premise of what people are saying. Like if you listen to NPR, every single story starts with the premise, every story, that climate change is real and then builds on top of it. There's a huge difference. An intellectual awakening is like when you're reflecting on yourself and how you process things and what stories you're telling yourself to fill in

the gaps, to make assumptions, to make presuppositions. That's not what happened to her. That's not what happened to her at all. Anytime you hear someone stage argument where you better off four years ago with Trump and that's the reason they voted for Trump, that's not an intellectual awakening. Those people are still fucking NPCs that can be manipulated very easily. You can even see the Fox reporters that don't know the difference either by the things that they say.

Anytime you hear someone use, well, there's a disproportionate number of blah, blah, blah. It's like they're just marginalized this, they're just buzzwords so that you can fill in the blank. Let's people get into their feelings so she had a dude rubber dick on her and that when that flipped her from an Unwanted dick rubbing and that flipped her into from libtard to conservative But there's no There's no there there. Like she could just easily flip back, go with the wind. It's Craig Richie, the meme wooly you hear it in all the things that they say we have them in our space so

it's what it is you just got to be you got to be careful it doesn't happen you I mean it happens to all of us happens to me all the time you just you just accept shit is like you know like the fresh the fresh fish one is perfect example if I saw fresh fish You got to be careful. It doesn't happen to you I mean it happens to all of us happens to me all the time you just you just accept shit is like You know like the fresh the fresh fish one is perfect example if I saw fresh fish I would just make up some shit for what fresh means and go with it Uh, are we mad that she flipped no or the way she flipped no neither Just worth noting Just worth noting not not not mad just worth noting that it's like, hey, it's just a good example of the distinction of why people's opinions change.

Do they have like a core value or core intellectual changing? Or is it just, just, you know, something that affects things upstream or downstream? Or is it just like, Hey, some dude rubbed his dick against me, and I didn't like that. And I think that that was because homeless money was miss. She goes on to say later in some other interviews that this happened because $25 billion was misappropriated in California and stolen by people instead of taking care of the homeless problem. Well, there's another great example.

We don't have a homeless fucking problem in California. We have a drug problem. There's no such thing as homeless people. One of the things that drug addicts do is a lot of them become homeless, but we don't have a homeless problem. You're not going to fix the homeless problem and the problem that's really bothering us go away. That's not what's going on. So she told, because she thinks like that, her whole, she can't even stop and think that for a second.

She keeps saying homeless, homeless, homeless. It's like no dude We have a fucking drug problem No one's fucking homeless. That's a characteristic when you're fucking on meth all day. You don't need a fucking home You just pass out on the concrete Uh, we have a tolerance problem. Yeah, that's probably true, too That's probably true, too true too that's probably true too so buddy of mine went to the doctor the other day doctor told him that his bmi was too high and immediately offered him weight loss drugs. First thing, not, hey, what are you

eating? Not, hey, you should get off the sugar. Hey, have you thought about exercising? No discussion. Not even offered it, like went to do it.. I'm gonna put you on some weight loss drugs My buddy's like yo, what the fuck No, thank you For first thing that's what they're supposed to do that. That's the tool in the doctor's toolbox. That was the tool in her toolbox. Yeah, totally nuts, right? And so I didn't get into it too much with my friend, but the impression I got is that my friend knew that that was going on, but it kind of hit him. When it happened to him it like

became very real another one of my friends had a job at the largest computer man you've company in the world and he was offered a promotion and he said yes and they called him in his office to give him the promotion and they're like oh my god we're so sorry and he's like what he's like we in the order of us giving promotions we have to give one to a woman before we give one to another man and that was like his wake-up call he was like because because he knew but it was like out there right I forget which weight loss drug it was he told me I'd let's just say I was

empathic he told me I forget but I think it was not ozempic loss drug it was. He told me. I'd say, let's just say Ozempic. He told me. I forget. But I think it was not Ozempic. I think it was something else. But it's like it kind of has to come to you before a lot of people for some reason will like really believe it Pat oh Pat must know the guy too. I actually heard from your friend that the doctor looked disappointed when he Decided he was not taking any of those drugs

Yeah, probably right. I wonder if they got a kickback Doctors don't get commissions to prescribe drugs unless they're vaccines. If they do, they're getting their license revoked, not with vaccines. They're just lazy like their patients. Or maybe it's just the only tools they have, right? That's why anytime on the internet, someone's like, I'll take my advice over a doctor before I take it from you. It's like, okay I've never snorted Viagra Viagra. I took it orally once or five times So

There's that. I had a good time in Atlanta. The three hour time difference fucked with me. I got up really early this morning. I got up like early this morning they got up like at 450 I went to bed early to like at 9 830 or 9 I had a doc client and shit and she got incentives for statins glp1 agnist scripts and agonist strip. I don't know what the fuck that word is No, no strip clubs but when I made the

Someone said did you go to any strip clubs? Atlanta's I think Atlanta has more strip clubs per capita than like any city in the United States or something like that. But when I made the documentary pulling John, one of the arm wrestlers was the manager at a strip club. That's probably the most time I ever spent in the strip club. I've only been to two strip clubs in my life, like for entertainment sake, once in San Francisco and once in Mexico. I didn't get any lap dances or anything like that. They offered us a bottle of champagne

and then when they came out, I realized, and it was expensive, it was like 300 bucks or something. And I was like, I don't know, 22 years old, 300 bucks is like all the money I had to my name. And I realized that they brought us a really fancy bottle of champagne that they just filled with shit champagne. I forget how I realized that we watched them do something with the cork or something. And And I just got up and left. I was in there for like four minutes. And then I went to one in Mexico, which was crazy. I actually had a good time there. No lap dances, but just just like looking around at shit. One of my friends like went upstairs into like some room

Fuck some girl up there My buddy who has the fucking giant horse cock a girl and I was telling people I've told you guys the story But I was telling everyone in the group how big his dick is and the stripper put her hand in his pants and just said El caballo It was awesome. I felt like vindicated Everyone heard it. We were there with like seven girls and seven guys. We were like of the big group. It was in Cabo San Lucas. No, not Nick Not Nick Jake not fucking Nick

Um, girls stack tens of thousands of dollars there, uh, a night at magic city. Oh, is that by the way, the term is stack state. You stack cash. You don't rack cash. Oh, rack tens of thousands. Yeah. It's stacked tens of thousands stack cash. What are you 50 rack? It's stack. Oh, rack tens of thousands. Yeah, stack tens of thousands, stack cash. What are you, 50? Rack, it's stack.

Will you stack cash? Yeah, El Caballo, yeah. I had been telling the group, because I had showered with this guy earlier on the trip at Scorpion Bay. And I looked over and saw this giant cock and I was telling the group like hey if you get a chance on this trip you should someone you should peep Chad's oh shit I can't believe

I said his name you should peep his cock it's massive. And everyone was laughing at me and making fun of me. It's like I'm telling you. The shower thing. It was a shower with the guy. No homo. It was a it was a it's scorpion Bay. They had this.

It was just a concrete structure and the water was always running. It came out of these like steel tubes freezing cold water and there were two of them so if you wanted to rinse off you just walked into this concrete structure and Stood under one of these things and I was like like a giddy little girl all cold and bounced around I looked over And I was like I said to him right there. I'm like, holy shit Was crazy I'm like, holy shit. It was crazy. That night at the campfire, I told the story, you should change the subject. I don't know. I didn't get aroused. I wanted to run. I met a guy at the, I met a guy at Greg's event and Emily's event in Atlanta, the MetFix

event BSI event He he hadn't had sugar in two years none zero And you could totally tell he was like glowing And I met this other dude who listens to the show Who lost 80 pounds and he showed me a picture. He was like six foot two guy He was a fat tub of shit and like now he has fucking like a six-pack and he did that not eating sugar He stopped eating sugar in January. What month are we in now November October December December? Yeah lost 80 pounds Still big dude still looks like still big dude six to you know 210 with a fucking six-pack now

Still looks like still big dude 6-2, you know 210 with the fucking six-pack now Added sugar. Yeah, I assume added sugar And I asked both of them like no sugar they're like no sugar none, I mean everything has sugar I mean like, you know, I mean you need a steak and there's some sugar in it And I think both I think I think the latter guy was inspired from watching the show a couple people there I met a couple families there that homeschooled their kids because of what we talked about on the show. Met someone who had a home birth because of what we talked about on the show. Two affiliates came up to me and mentioned to me, talk to me about what Suze is doing. With his media launch, his school campaign. They said that's the greatest resource there is in the CrossFit space.

Two affiliates, they said it's absolutely fucking insane. I don't own an affiliate, so I've never been over there. They said it's it's it's incredible It's the place I guess there's over 400 affiliate different affiliates now that are members over there I will say this His breath smells of horse dick. I don't know what you're talking about, but the dude Who hadn't had sugar? He had keto breath for sure his breath was crazy his breath smelled like

It was just it was really intense like I had I had a friend who worked at HQ I don't know if I call him a friend but an acquaintance where his mouth smelled like rotting flesh. It was fucking I don't know if I call him a friend but an acquaintance where his mouth smelled like rotting flesh. It was fucking Disgusting like you could walk into a room a 20 by 20 room and you could smell his breath No matter where you were in the room. It was crazy But keto breath is different keto breath is like It's like a powerful ammonia scent You guys know what I'm talking about has anyone ever smelled keto breath, it's a trip It's strong, it's so fucking strong. It's like how I imagine it would be to drink ammonia or drink urine

God urine must be so disgusting. I Fucked a dwarf because of this show. No, you didn't. Listen, you faggot. You've been married and have a kid. You don't fuck no one. You sleep on the couch, dude. Your only expression of your sexual freedom is on this show in the chat. You fucking hairless cat. So Kisparian, yeah. Oh, Keto Piss is horrible. Maybe Keto Piss tastes good and their breath is bad.

Grant, keeping it real, I took my laptop off my balls. It hasn't worked yet. That's funny you mentioned that. So I never put a laptop on my lap. And I did watch the final fight, the Pantoja fight with the laptop on my lap sitting in my bed in my hotel room. Fuck, it's hard to watch the UFC on the East Coast. They're three hours later. So it was like one in the morning.

I had to get up like at four in the morning to get on a plane to fly back. But my lap was warm after the fight and the fight wasn't even two rounds. I was like damn I I don't think it's a good idea to put a laptop on your lap. I don't know if I should get my phone. Should I get my phone or no phone? I don't care. I'll leave it to the crowd. I can run another commercial, tell you how important it is to go to an affiliate and get my phone or we can talk about Jay Z. Sebi, why, Sebi, why has Dave remained in the shadows so long?

Does he know the community supports him? Um, I'll have him, I'll have him on and ask him. I don't know for sure, so I don't want to say like I know for sure, but here's what I think happened. I think that that happening fucked Dave up. Unlike the cucks over at the PFAA and these other fucking douchebags, he has a lot of personal accountability and personal responsibility and he has a lot of pride. And I think that it was a lot for him to process.

And Lazar's death on his watch. And then that combined with just the politics, right? The legalities and politics of it all. Those two things together I think caused him to stay quiet. I don't think he wants to stay quiet anymore. I don't think he would have stayed quiet through the whole thing either, but I think that I think that it was wise. No, I don't know I don't know what Dave knows. I don't think he reads comments and shit I don't know what he knows, but you know that I mean if you go over to the CrossFit Games

Instagram page you can see like anytime they post there's some asshole there saying, you know, libtard shit Like what what they never tell you what accountability they want? Like what do you want? What do you think is that? And why do you want it? And how is it going to make it better? It's just like we want accountability. We want this. We want that. And it's like what for? To what end? So I think it's only a matter of time. No phone. I saw no phone. No phone. Fine. Okay. fine, no phone. David Weed has spoken. So the story is that someone is pressing charges on Jay-Z and Diddy for fucking a minor at the MTV Music Awards after party over 20 years ago

And I just I just don't I just don't buy it. I Just don't buy it I just don't buy it I just don't buy it but They say that This chick claiming that she she was fucking railed by these dudes unwillingly As a minor, so I guess doesn't matter if she's willing or not. You can't you can't fuck a minor Anyone who's under 18, right?

Like 17 you can fuck an 18 year old you can't fuck a 17 year old, right? Even if you're a hundred you could fuck an 18 year old, right? There's not like once you cross over 18 your fair game Once you turn 18, I guess once you cross over 17 You have the authority legal authority to accept or not accept cock on your own. Can you get a permission slip to take cock from your parents? You know you can get like a permission slip from your parents to join the military or get married, right?

Can you? Is that true? Someone will know. Could you get a permission to take the cock? Anyway And I think I think it's legal to fuck if you're under 18 if the other person's under 18 and now I'm just making shit up But bear with me. I think I'm close. I think you can fuck if you're under 18 if the person is not more than two years older than you So if the girl's 16 the boys 14 you can can do it or the boy's the girl's 14 the girl's 16 or 15 17 I

don't think if you're 17 you can fuck a I think you fuck a 15 year old but you can't fuck a 14 year old is that does anyone know is that very state to state or is that how does that work there's some there's some shit there's some math some fucking algebraic equation. I know you're not talking to me. Now you sound like a liberal. No, the liberals are the, you mean because I don't believe that it happened? Listen fucknut, that, that, why would I fucking believe it fucking happened?

Because, because the main, because YouTube fucking told me How about fuck you you sound like a liberal But they said that there were people in the room who witnessed it Uh, olivia don't call jesus christ this is turning into a rumble don't call christina fuck not All right, whatever you say. Christine, you're fucked hard. No, because you don't know the age you can have sex. Oh. I mean, fuck, what's it matter to me?

I'm fucking, I didn't fuck till I was 18. Never fucked anyone under 18. Oh, my son went to basic at 17. catfight yeah. No, I'm not a cat. dog catfight. But there's some equation. There's some equation. I mean, two 15 year olds have sex, they don't go to jail, right? Do they? Am I really that off? That is true.

If two 15 year olds had sex, they both go to jail. I do know this, which is crazy, right? I think if you're like a 16 year old girl and you send a nude picture to your 16 year old boyfriend I think you can be charged with child pornography right like that shit's real I think I've heard that both both people right like that's like trafficking child pornography or there is that that's true right I think that's true I've heard that that shit's fucking crazy. That's the shit you gotta be like,

that's the thing you gotta fucking tell your kids, especially your kids are fucking go to junior high. You snap a photo of the fucking girls changing in the fucking locker room. You think it's fucking cute as a 14 year old boy, you run in PE class and with your phone and snap a photo and all of a sudden you're fucking going away for fucking child pornography that's yeah the photo thing is bad yeah

but I don't I don't I don't know if you can get a I don't know if you can get a signature from your parents to have sex early you can get like. Like I think you can take your kid, you can take your 14 year old kid to an R rated movie. I don't think you can buy them alcohol. You know what I mean? Even if you're the parent. Like there's some things you can do as a parent to like get your minor through the hoop.

But but I don't uh sex is one of them i tell my son that all the time yeah i'm gonna scare the shit out of my kids i tell my kids that everything that they fucking do on on a computer on a phone or anything is like the whole world sees it oh you can get a signature to get married. Okay. Yeah. You think it's not a problem if your kids don't have phones, but you just still got to be careful. You still got to tell them. I agree.

I mean, that's obviously the first step, right? Savvy, will you allow your kids to drink before they're 21? What do you mean drink? I mean, all my kids have sipped alcohol at some point I Let my kids eat the olives out of my Bloody Marys. I'm sure there's some something in there I Hope they don't drink I hope they don't drink no, I'm at beer stupid beer is so stupid If I could go back in time I'd have never had a beer beer is fucking stupid

Friend's son sent a dick pic to his girl things went south. She sent it to the whole school Wow. Hey, so that's the thing. Does she get does she get? Does she get in trouble for like distribution of child pornography or anything? Text says you can buy your 18 year old alcohol at the bar under supervision. Not all bars will accept this. It's their discretion. I remember sipping my mom and dad's wine my whole youth you know what I mean I can remember drinking a glass of wine at a New Year's Eve party when I was five five no champagne my dad had that my dad owned a wine and cheese store and he brought this bottle of champagne that was 12 12 bottles of champagne in one bottle So it's fucking huge taller than I was as a kid

Oh, I watched that I watched that by the way That was cool Where is that put the link in the chat. I watched episode one of that. It's hard when people send me stuff to watch on YouTube in my DMs that's more than like one minute because when I'm going through my DMs, I'm doing something. So like today someone sent me like a 30 minute video that I really wanted to watch and I'm like, I guess I'll never watch this because I can't stop what I'm doing and just watch this video for 30

minutes. Oh there we go. I had my dad with me for my first tattoo because I was too young. Yeah that's an interesting one. Can you get like your 14 year old kid a tattoo? Episode 2 dropped today. What's the account? Did you talk to CrossFit? They might be interested in helping you promote that. Wow, you lost your virginity Jake and you went to the tattoo shop with your dad and got a tattoo to celebrate it? Wow. Wow. That's crazy. No, I haven't watched that. I'm watching Dexter. I'm watching Dexter. I'm watching Dexter. Dexter, Dexter, Dexter. Does anyone in here think that they're smart?

Does anyone identify with being smart? I would never use that word to characterize myself smart. And I'm okay with people who do by the way I'm not saying that that's a wrong thing at all yeah hard no yeah okay I never think of myself as smart I'm never like well I'm smart I'm pretty smart yeah or take a no does Anyone like, let me think, Street Smart? Let me think.

I'm tapped into the universal intelligence. Let me see. Hot Girl from Canada, Miss Young. In Canada, you send a video or picture without permission over 18 Then the charge or similar sex offenses my cousin served 90 days and is a sex offender for 40 video without permission Wow That shit's crazy wait a second Wait a second you're telling me that if my wife sends a video of herself having let's not use my wife you're telling me my friend sends me a video of him banging his wife and I forward it to someone else without

their permission I'm in fucking trouble are Are you fucking kidding me? Is that true? Mike Sandone Sandone damn she's hot. The girls are listening to show are hot. They must be weird. That's true What the fuck that's crazy How the fuck I? Would be like don't ever send me shit i'm no no no thank you i don't want to watch you bang your wife wow that's amazing what's the logic in there am i missing something only only inappropriate only like sex stuff what if you send me like

i wonder what else you can't send in Canada. That's crazy, dude. That's crazy The US has that now too so if someone's it's just nudes and sex stuff you if someone sends me something What about crazy shit what about like it what about like someone sends you someone getting their head chopped off? You know like one of those Hamas video someone getting their head sawed off and I forward that to someone can I get in trouble for that? How am I fucking responsible for what you sent me? I? Understand the minor shit like you see the minor shit you just delete that shit, right You just delete that shit, right? Or you turn the person in. Even better, right?

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Real men don't send other men and other men that kind of stuff. Real men send stuff like Taylor sends you like with his dick tucked or they send you pictures of hot trannies and they turn around and they have a dick. Like no one in my group is like dude I jerked off to this porn last night it's amazing check this out. Like that's not at least I don't hang out with those dudes. No one's like look at this hot chick I found on Instagram. No one does that. No one's like, look at this hot chick I found on Instagram. No one does that. At least not in my group. My men's group. I belong to a men's group. I didn't realize that until yesterday. I belong to a men's group. It could be a woman's group. I guess there could be a woman in there. It's not

like supposed to be a men's group. Even if there could be a woman in there. It's not like supposed to be a men's group Even if we let a woman in there would still be a men's group No, the new guy's fucking squares fuck he is a dork I kicked him out anyway I'm smart. Okay, there's one. I'm smart. Okay. Okay. All right. Now look at this. Watch this video here. You know what 23 plus 77 is? 23 plus 77. Wait, hold on. Around what?

103? Yes. Now everyone does that the same way, right? Everyone does that the same way, right? Soon as you hear a seven and three, no matter what you're doing, they stick together in your head, right? You can't even keep them apart. If I was like, Hey, honey, will you pick up seven bananas from the store and three oranges?

Like even if like it's not like you could come home with 10 bananas, you cannot keep seven and three apart in your head. Right? Like everyone knows those go together. No matter what, right off the bat. Right? It's like zero plus seven. Off the bat, right? It's like zero plus seven. You can't even keep them apart.

You're just like seven. What are you talking about? Someone explain it to Heidi. He asked her what, I don't know, remember what the note 23 plus 77. You can't keep that 3 away from that 77 Soon as you hear 77 plus 23 that 3 just sticks to it and you got 80 and you got 20 left over Like you can't you can't not do it Right isn't that how everyone works

I just assume that's how I work if I see a 3 and a 7 and it's like 2 and an 8 or 1 and 9 Like there's just numbers. You can't keep how everyone works? I just assume that's how I work. If I see a 3 and a 7, it's like a 2 and an 8, a 1 and a 9. Like there's just numbers you can't keep apart. Huh? Yeah that's how I do it. Yeah. Yeah, 7 and 2 is a little different. I mean they stick too because it's easy. But 7 and 3 is just like, like anytime you see a seven and three they just come together

It's just ten. There is no seven plus three. It's always ten Even if someone says I'll see you in seven days But I got to go somewhere I got to be somewhere in three hours like all of a sudden those those will stick to you You'll be like ten Did he say did he say he'll see me in ten days or he's got to be someone in 10 hours like your shit those just stick Clock Kids stick the three does the seven they belong together like a penis in a vagina seven mitosian teacher of math. Yeah

how the fuck like how Thank you eating beaver seven and three is always ten. Thank you. What I'm saying makes no sense. I think it makes such perfect sense that it's like you can't get your head wrapped around it. How do you not know 23 and 77? I just can't even... If someone was like, hey, I'm gonna give you two numbers, do not add them together. Those two would just add together. I couldn't help it. Yeah, these people make me feel smart. Yeah, it is truly...it is crazy. This one's even nuttier.

Fought in the Civil War? Who fought in the Civil War? Fought in the Civil War? Yeah. Who fought in the civil war? Who fought in the civil war? Who fought in the civil war? It was us against the soviets. Yes. What country is Mount Rushmore in? Russia. What the fuck?

Yes. Does the Earth revolve around the Sun or the Sun around the Earth? The Sun around the Earth. Yes. What country did we gain our independence from? The Europeans. Something like that. What country? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, shit!

Um, what's that shit? Not, not, the shit that France is in. Uh, what's it called? Russia? Yes. Do you know what 23 plus 77 is? 23 plus 77. What you have to wonder is did he ask a thousand people those questions and we only saw like the four retarded people? Like was that hard finding those people? Please tell me it was hard.

What country is Mount Rushmore in? Russia? If you don't know who fought in the Civil War, how are you supposed to have any opinion on if there's racism or not? Like the abolitionists won. Hey, Sevan. Hey, good morning, Mr. Swan. A note for later discussion. I had friends competing in Dallas and they saw P Diddy and jay-z fucking a girl in the back. No shit. All right

Hirox event Note for later discussion. I had friends competing the Dallas high rocks. They were pulling judges out of the audience and other competitors Yeah, that's cool That's the thing. That's why there's no reason to be defensive. It's just, it's just a, um, it's just a cross fit. Yeah, that's cool. Thank you. Yeah, that's cool.

That's what I picture there. That's what how they need to respond to Hiller. Like the response to Hiller's videos like, yeah, everyone come do it. We let people scale to all versions from fucked-hearted to elite I mean dude I've never seen a judge sit like that one judge was sitting on their butt with like their hands wrapped around their knees that's like how you sit like when you're watching a sunset and you want to kiss the girl next to you but you know you have no chance. You know what I mean?

That's not that's not how a judge stands. Oh there's wristbands coming out. These vindicate wristbands are coming out with the word CEO on them. Oh I can't wait. You know how he makes these? These are just old tube socks that he doesn't wear anymore from the 80s and he just prints on them. I think that's how these are made. That's what these feel like just tube socks. I wore wristbands the entire time in Atlanta was so cold. I thought Atlanta was going to be like 80 degrees in humid the whole time I was there it's fucking colder than

California it was freezing if it would have rained when I was there for sure it would have snowed or hail for sure 100% it was so cold and I wore wristbands the whole time not these ones I didn't have these I wore black ones those big black huge ones I have that say CEO on them and no one made fun of me. I couldn't believe it or I'm on the airplane or I'm out to dinner. Not one person say anything to me. Greg security detail doesn't let me wear joggers. He's like, Hey, dude, don't come out in your pajamas. That's what he calls him. He called my wife.

He's like, I don't want to see seven his pajamas. Like, I'm a fucking grown ass man. But no. He's like, I don't want to see seven his pajamas anymore. They're fucking joggers. So I didn't wear joggers. So I didn't wear joggers. And, and, and Saturday night, when we went out to a dinner, and at this really cool place, I didn't even know these kinds of places existed. It was like a secret restaurant, you had to have a special code to get in there, whatnot. And when we were done,

a bunch of people went to the bar, a bunch of people went to their room, but I just wanted to watch the UFC fights. So I was in the lobby with the security detail for Greg and we watched the fights on my computer in the lobby. And I did and I did come downstairs with my joggers on. But they didn't say anything. Can you imagine Greg security detail taking me up to my room and like making me change? Hey bitch, change!

Seve, how do you do that? How do you make your, how do you, how do you, how do sometimes they're highlighted in green like that? How do you do that? Seve, did you get my DM about the deadly dozen fitness race that is calling itself a methodology as well as a race? No, I don't know. I know.

That's funny though. These are great. You should definitely get the CEO ones of these. I will say this, once you start wearing wristbands, it's really hard to stop. Especially if you're like, you're getting older and you get cold. They're a great way for controlling my temperature fucking awesome So how do you do that? How do you make green savvy? No, I didn't get it like can you do that again?

Can you do that whenever you want make it highlighted? Elizabeth this old finger I ordered two holiday shirts and got them in the mail last week. They're nice. Yeah, these are, this is so nice. I can't even believe how nice this is. So last night, I'm in bed and I'm laying next to my son Joseph and he puts his hand on me and he goes, why are your nipples so hard? I'm like, they're not, I don't know. They're not hard. They're just, those are just my nipples so hard? I'm like, they're not, I don't know, they're not hard. They're just,

those are just my nipples. And he goes, but when I touch it, it gets hard. And I go, yeah, I go, that's just the way that that that tissue is when you touch it, it gets hard. He goes, but what for? I'm like, I don't know. And he's like, well, why does your penis get hard? I'm like, it's the same tissue that's in, it's the same tissue that's in, the same tissue that's in your penis is made up the nipple. When they get stimulated, they get hard. And then he's like, yeah, mine gets really hard. And he's like, but what for? I'm like, oh shit, but what for?

Like, that's the way they operate. And then fucking, Avi chimes in or some other kid chimes in from the fucking peanut gallery from the next room listening and says Does that happen to the vagina too? And I guess if the vagina gets stimulated it gets filled with blood too. I said there's tissue on the body I think it's the lips the nipples and the penis and the vagina that if they get stimulated, it gets filled with blood too. I said there's tissue on the body. I think it's the lips, the nipples and the penis and the vagina that if they get stimulated, they get engorged with blood. What for? I have to assume that the nipple gets engorged just to turn into... I didn't tell him this. I'm just guessing. The nipple must get engorged right so that it's made of the same tissue as the penis because it needs to get hard so that a baby has something to latch on to, right? That's got to

be some sort of latching mechanism. I guess no one will ever really know. I mean we know why the penis fills with blood right to make it rigid so that it can like get into you or else the jaw would just do this right we just like bonk and bend. It fills with blood and then gets hard so you can get it in there. I mean, I've never stuffed a limp penis into a vagina. Anyway, I think we're getting close to some serious discussions. Did I get it right though? Do we have any doctors in the audience? Wow, holy shit, is this true?

I ejaculated into my exercise last night, insane experience, because that's never happened to me before, this product is amazing, everyone needs to buy one now. You mean you were just pumping and you busted a nut? That's crazy. I don't think there's erectile tissue in the nose. Do you have that same kind of tissue in your nose?

Engorging tissue? Hmm. I feel bad for Julie if it was that easy. Listen, I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna give you this information and you do with it what you want. But this is for all women who want to have a perfect mate. If you wanna have a perfect, like I'm gonna tell you two things on to have a perfect, like I'm going to tell you two things on to have a perfect

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Just just the the absolutely baseline good sex. Hey fuck you Olivia. I know you're rolling your eyes right now and fuck you Heidi to Roll your eyes at me. You think I can't see you right now rolling your eyes? You son of a bitch. Oh, Christine 2, the eye rolling group. Here we go. Listen. Listen up. Listen. Oh, and where's Seema? Seema's gonna be like, here we go. What do you know? You're not even a girl. You don't even know. Oh, and David Weed's rolling his eyes too. Oh, and Barry McOchran. Listen, fuck nuts.

I'm going to listen. Don't let this go wasted. I don't know if I'll ever talk about this again. This yeah, yeah, yes, sorry I was answering text message. So here it is to the to these. Never, never, I've never heard this before. I'm just going to tell you at 52 years old. I know this. If you're a woman and you want baseline good sex

It is up to you and you have to be have these two skills One of them has to be your mouth and you have to be able to say this word wait That's number one You have to be able to say wait Okay, and the other The other thing is you have to be able to get yourself off when he's balls deep in you That's it that will get you that will get you baseline good sex. That's it. If you're a woman, it's all on you No, not wait w you know, thank you for the clarity great question Jake Chapman weight like is in add weight to it

We I G H T. No, sir. No, sir. Not that one W a I T you have to be able to say wait and you have to be able to also get yourself off while these balls deepen you. That, that, that, yeah get yourself off. Yes, yes, that, if you, you're ruining my story, Heidi. Don't fuck it up. That, that is baseline. If you can do those two things, you will be at the baseline and then you can build from there. That's it. Old news. I'm just telling you, most people don't know it.

And if you're a guy and your girl can't get herself off while your balls deep in her, you're fucked. Isn't all sex good? I mean, I mean, thank you. But you have to be able to say that word wait. And the first time a girl says that to you, you'll be like, oh, okay, I can do that. Yeah, wait is the safe word. And then you can start audible-ing and get creative. I'm close, weight. Like you can add your own phrases to it. This feels good. Keep going, weight. You can add, you know what I mean? You can.

But if you can't say weight, that's it. That's it. That's it. I told you. Now listen, there's some jackasses in the comments are gonna be like, that's old news or that's not true or blah. Listen, I am telling you the truth. Yeah, that yeah, don't come yet. I mean, that's advanced.

Some guys hear that that might push them over the head that you just hear the word coming your toast. Yes. Thank you. That's it Yeah, audibles like in football. Yeah. Thank you. I don't think audible is a good simile You can just get more creative. You don't have to stick to the script Don't you dare you know what I mean whisper is here don't you dare You know what i mean he knows already yeah i mean you could train one you can train one my wife

trained me you can train one you can train one yeah you can train one don't assume a guy knows anything you might be dating a and like, like his whole premise for sex is like every single one is a fucking test to see how fast he can come and like he just thought that's the way it was supposed to be. You don't have to, you don't have to, it's great when you don't have to boss them around. Yeah, you don't have to boss them around. They just, it's just a little incentive. Just a little incentive.

That's it. I just ejaculated listening to this rant. I think he's gonna start somewhere. I don't know if this constitutes a rant. David Weed, this is the most unsexy thing in the world is old dude talking about sex. That's true. And David Weed just said the first honest thing, truthful thing in the history of the podcast from him about 10 to 15% of women have never had an orgasm survey suggests that up to one

half of women are not satisfied with how often they reach orgasm. Look at Jody's like, I'm changing the subject. Am I right Jody? You're like, I'm changing the subject. You don't even care about the shirt. You're just like, I'm changing the subject. Vindicate, vindicate makes these. They sent it to me. It's a really nice shirt. I never thought I would wear it. I don't do like, I'm not going to say it.

I'm a married man. Okay, so cross that off my list. That's it. That's that's that's I just fucking cracked the code for you for those of you who listen. Listen, I know 90% of you are out there going to try that. So it's good. It's fine. Just ignore the the these experts in the audience these masters of orgasms.

Last night's show was fun. I was listening to Bryce Mitchell's press conference after the UFC fights. And there's the it's the most unique press conference of any athlete I've ever heard. They asked him about raw milk They asked him about farming like so little about fighting. They asked him like about the flat earth they asked him about They just asked him about all these questions like you never hear like Postgame events and when he was all done, they asked him what he thought about Elon Musk

And When the fight was over, he said the reason why I like fighting the UFC is you're allowed to say whatever you want it's like the freest of the free sports and when I realized what's the even freer sport is CrossFit I was like wow it is the athletes like you could you can say whatever you want like you could show up to the you could say you can do whatever you want. Like you could show up to the you could say you can do whatever you want. You're completely your own person. There'll be no fines. There'll be no like you can like I bet you cross wouldn't kick you out if you were a pedophile you could compete. Anything. Flat earther, fucking hate hate Jews there's no like

you can be gay you can be there there's no anything straight you can be straight guy hey you can be a straight straight white guy and there's no problem and just say whatever you want you're free you can be a straight white guy and it's no problem. You can just say whatever you want. You're free. You can be Mexican. Hola amigo. You don't have to speak English.

You don't have to jump through any politics. Go through any like whatever all those Olympic committees are or organizations in every country. Anyone can climb the ranks. It's You won't be punished. You can say I hate Dave Castro doesn't matter You think you can you think you can sit around and talk shit about the UFC and enough and still fight there No, I don't think so. What if the PFAA put out a letter? We would like to apologize for asking Dave Castro to step down. That was a to be fired and to lose his livelihood. That

was a mistake on our part. We were very emotional. Dude, how would you feel like there's a guy with a billion dollars and some girl from 25 years ago comes out and says you raped her. After after the media has been stirring about it and saying all this shit about it for two years straight. I don't know. I just can't believe it. I just I just I just don't believe it.

I don't disbelieve it. Don't get me wrong. I'm not like like if you gave me a million dollars and you were like hey I need definitive I have definitive proof on whether Jay-z Fuck this chick or not. I had a video camera on Jay-z that whole night Do you want to bet he did it or didn't do it? I would bet he did it Okay, I'm with you on that But do I believe he did it? No You can't come out for 25 years later

and be like hey this dude raped me and I just believe it after he's a fucking billionaire. I just can't. If you're asking me to bet, I'd say he did do it. Especially if it wasn't my money. Cole, those whores need to be thrown in jail too. That do that shit. Oh, you mean that like say that someone fucked you but didn't?

I think that there is if they can prove that it's pretty serious. Jay-Z started hitting on Beyonce when she was 16. Was he 16 too or no? See this, say this. See this is where having a daughter has changed my process on this. Yeah, No, he was like 28 damn. Heidi already called her boyfriend and just said wait, she just called him like hello John she's like, Heidi, she's like wait. No, Heidi can't it doesn't work like that you. You gotta be naked and in bed before you say it. But anyway, nice try. Okay.

Oh, I don't have a boyfriend. What is this dead body? Oh, you wanna to hear this? What it's like living in San Francisco? Here we go. This is what it's like living in San Francisco. Here we go. Elon's telling a story about a friend of his who lives in San Francisco.

The final straw for leaving San Francisco was there was a, they came home one night and there's dead body in front of their garage. They could can get their car and can park their car. Cause the corpse. And yeah, there's no street parking. They're like, this is a corpse. This is a body in front of their garage. They can get their car in, can park their car. Because of the corpse. And yeah, there's no street parking. They're like, this is a corpse. There's a corpse in front of the garage and they don't want to move the corpse, you know,

cause like, you're like, maybe there's, they need to like figure out why the guy died or something, you know? They get in a place, park their car and they feel that they shouldn't really move the dead body. So they call 911 and say, there's a dead body outside our house. And they said, well, 911 San Francisco says, well, are you in danger right now? It's like, well, no body outside our house. And they said, well, I want San Francisco says,

well, are you in danger right now? Like, well, no, he's dead. He's pretty sure he's dead. And they're like, okay, we'll send someone tomorrow to pick up the body. Like they don't even tomorrow. So they're like going into their house while there's a dead body in front,

right in front of their house. You know, and it like took like 24 hours or something like that to eventually pick up the body. And they're like, how about this? We're leaving. And did they? Yes. One couple I met, the final straw for. You guys have to understand, this is one of the richest cities in the country. If you've never been to San Francisco, the wealth there is wild. There's neighborhoods there that are just absolutely mind boggling, that have been there, you know, 200 years, 150 years.

You wouldn't even believe how nice some of these places are. Overlooking the Golden Gate Bridge. Crazy, crazy weather, great weather. And they can't pull dead bodies off the streets. And then because they're liberals, they're pussies and they leave, they don't stay and fight. All these pussies leaving California. Why don't you leave? I'm gonna leave. Yeah, bye-bye. Hey, listen, I was just in Atlanta.

Not more bueno than Santa Cruz. There's a show coming on to the seven podcast channel that's going to be pretty crazy. The show. It looks like there's a guy CrossFit as a mentorship program for people to help them take their level four, I guess. And they take one of like their best trainers, I guess they got a stack of them. And they're like, Hey, this dude will you film yourself teaching a class and this guy will unfuck you like just critique the shit out of you. And I guess there was a guy, there's a guy who's on that

team, I didn't see this coming at all. This is just coming completely out of left field. And cross so Cross it as this mentorship program from the training department that Dave runs I got to talk to Dave. I'm actually gonna call Dave and talk to him about this today and I I guess Taylor is going to you know, Taylor's really ambitious about getting this level four and I guess Taylor is going to film himself teaching a class at CrossFit Charlotte. And then live on the show, this guy is going to critique Taylor. That's going to be an amazing show. What a weird partnership. Like, it's going to be

a great show. It's gonna have a ton of value. A ton of people are going to learn from it. I think it's going to be just great in every way. But what I'm tripping on is the social dynamic of it. How is... It's just so weird to see these two ships dock. We were a year ago, Don was sending out letters to the staff, making sure that they knew Sevan, who thinks Sporty Beth has the greatest hits in the CrossFit community is definitely does not work for HQ and now we're docking. It's just cool. It's crazy. I mean yeah it's

just cool. Like I think that this is the most significant. This is like a kiss. Do you know what I mean? I mean they never didn't let me go to the games They let me film the behind the scenes, you know shit like that but this is like this is They're wanting one of their elite staff come on the show and critique the fucking guy who's the most risque guy in the space from Kil Taylor I don't know. I mean, I'm so excited about it. It's like marrying your cousin or some shit. It's like pushing the limits of something of a relationship. Ken Walters, I see houses that are smaller than my garage with neighbors, one feet away

on each side that sell for three million. Yeah. Complete dumps. So I was looking at a place yesterday, I like looking, I spent probably, I don't know, 10 minutes on Trulia every day. And I was looking at this apartment complex, and it has, it was built in 2018. It's on 10,000 square feet. And it has three, three bedroom apartments.

They're small, but they each have their own, they have their own, they have their own carport that can park three cars, and it has a living room, and it's two and a half bathrooms, and it has a laundry room. And all three of them are selling for like three million dollars, three point one million dollars. I'm like, holy shit, that's fucking, that's cheap. Three million bucks for three three bedroom apartments built in 2018 it's it's five blocks from the beach i was looking at the pictures it looks nice it's on a 10 000 square foot lot it's built vertically up

and so i'm like okay if you put nine hundred thousand dollars on this what's your monthly payment the monthly payments coming back like fucking crazy, like 15,000 a month or something. Like, how can that be? That doesn't sound right. And I look and on a $3 million property, the monthly property tax is like 2900 a month in California. So even if you were to buy that place outright,

let's say you just paid $3 million cash for that and you wanted to rent out those three apartments, the monthly tax to the state is $3,000 a month. So basically, whatever rent you're going to charge there, you got to add $1,000. $3,000 a month. I was like, fuck, how does anyone live here? Anyway. Anyway, so that kind of blew me away. But it's nice. It's nice.

We don't have any of the weird Cali shit here. You know what I mean? Like I don't have any of the crime or and I'm close to everything. It's cool. You can't send your kids to school here, but I'm sure you guys have seen this. This is great. God. I fucking love cops God I love cops. This is so great. Watch this This is a guy who rolls up on a house a cop

And he looks in the window and there's a dude with a knife on a woman's throat okay here we go Jason it's okay put the put the knife down you know he's got it got it did you see that he's like Jason put the knife down he had it like this and he lowers it to the girl's throat with the cops looking in the window. And this fucking cop's trying to open the door. He's got her, shoot! Maybe I can make this bigger. Okay, here we go.

I don't got it. Put the knife down right now. Put the knife down right now. Put the knife down right now. Oh, she's retarded. I didn't know that. Oh She's retarded I didn't know that first few times watch it that's a disabled lady I think that lady's retarded she had a hump on her back Jake Chammond couldn't have done that without a gun Man how stoked would you be if cops did that and saved your life? Man, oh man. Bye bye.

Maybe save that lady's life, maybe not. Okay last story. Ready? This one's fucking great. This one, this one, I spent an hour looking into this. There's so much more here than they're telling us. It's so wild. This is a Boston city counselor, Tanya Fernandez,

was arrested by the FBI for stealing taxpayer money. She hired her family of staff and had them secretly give her cash kickbacks in the city hall bathroom. She's the first former illegal alien to serve in Boston and was praised by liberals for her BLM activism. So this lady was just arrested by the FBI for stealing money. But what's crazy is she's also married to a man and she's an illegal, it was an illegal alien. She was married to a man

who's in been in jail since 2000 for killing someone. And I looked into what her, she must have met him when he was in jail. I looked into his killing. He basically was with some friends. And they're like, Hey, call this guy to the house. And when the guy came to the house, they tried to rob the guy and the guy only had 46 bucks. So they shot him and killed him. And she's married to that man. It is it is a it is a trippy trippy situation I don't know how these people get elected to office. Damn. Her tits are huge And telling me don't say anything stay in your lane be quiet sit down You will lose your seat. They won't vote for you fight. Don't fight What the fuck do I have to do in this fucking council in order to get respect as a black woman?

And I'm going to tell you, I'm not afraid of losing the votes. I'm not afraid of the seat. I'm not afraid of anybody here. This People are calling me and telling me this before calling me and telling me. Well, you're afraid of the FBI. You're afraid of the FBI. Now this it's crazy. Let me read the article to you. It's a, it's, it's absolutely wild. Of course she stole, right?

Who acts that? Of course she stole FBI special agents in Boston arrested city counselor, Tanya Fernandez. I don't even what is a city councilor? On friday morning on public corruption charges For uh fernandez anderson was under investigation by federal authorities and fbi agents where uh, We're seen outside her home in dorchester this morning. She was taken into custody Mayor michelle woo has asked her to resign michelle woo's a Mayor Michelle Wu has asked her to resign. Michelle Wu is a fucking loser too.

The Democrat lawmakers facing five counts of wire fraud and one count of theft concerning programs receiving federal funds. She had been fined like $5,000 for hiring a family member for a job you're not allowed to hire a family member for. So then she hired some other family members for another position and then overpaid them and then asked for them and then asked for them to give that overpayment back to her. And that's where she they saw a cash exchange in a bathroom somewhere at City Hall. Fernandez was facing personal financial difficulty,

which included missing monthly rent and car payments and impeding $5,000 civil penalty from the Ethics Commission, which she incurred. She had overbanked draft fees. And so what she had done, the reason why she was fined that $5,000 was because she had hired someone in her family to do a job that they weren't allowed to do. And she's married to a murderer. Shortly following these texts, staff members handed Fernandez approximately $7,000 in cash at a bathroom in City Hall. Fucking crazy. Oh, she looks good there. She actually looks hot there. She won't be needing that advice. That Wade advice where she's going, I don't think. Yeah, surprise surprise.

Listen, anyone you see with the black square, I was thinking about the I'm out crowd again. Anyone you see the black square, any BLM people, any of that stuff, like you just have to know that they're fucking they're morally and intellectually corrupt Because they have such strong feelings about things that they can't think clearly and So they're they're just completely compromised and untrustworthy Human beings like they're the kind of people who would sell their fucking Their soul based on a feeling. They have no they have no values.

It's just feelings, feelings, feelings. It's just always them. It's a mess. You know what I mean? Like I understand if you saw what happened to George Floyd and you're a black man, you're like, this is fucking bullshit. And you get all in your feelings and shit like I get it. But then after you take a few deep breaths and you think about it and you read the reports

and you see that he was counterfeiting, he was driving around high on fentanyl. And you'd look at Derek Chauvin and you look at the other cops there. Like you look at what could happen. You have to be like, yeah, that motherfucker fucking put himself in that situation. He always said I can't breathe. He had three times the lethal dose of fentanyl in his bloodstream. There was a fucking hairball situation. There were new cops there.

The arresting officer was black. I mean, you just look at it and you're like, okay, I get it. Like I'm not, I'm not happy that Citibank had a policy in LA that didn't allow fucking Armenians to borrow money, but I'm not like fuck them those fucking assholes. They're completely irrational. Like it hurts my feelings. But it's like they didn't have that policy in there because they're fucking racist. They had that policy in there because fucking disproportionate amount of fucking Armenians

weren't fucking paying their fucking bills and uh and and yeah and George Floyd's now a hero now if you're a black dude you got to be so fucking bummed on what happened to your to your shit your shit's all fucked up now you got a fucking community of people where you got to explain that a fucking crackhead piece of shit's not a not a role model for your kids. Hi Mr. Lizard, how are you? Good to see you. You just have to know all those people, the I'm out people. It's... I get to choose whether I'm black or white. Yeah, me too.

All right. Love you guys. What is today? Monday? Thanks for tolerating my voice, my lack of energy. Oh shit. It looks like Thursday's Thursday's first mentorship show that I was telling you about where CrossFit and 7 podcast are going gonna dock buttholes is happening at 330 Pacific Standard Time on Thursday. Yeah, that's dope. That's crazy. Yeah sick. That's gonna be a crazy show Who's this from? Oh, oh yeah. God this Greg event is really stressing me out.

Go drink some ginger tea. I think you know what I'm gonna do I think I'm just gonna fast today. I ate like shit. I didn't eat like shit, but I ate like a huge fucking jar of fucking nuts every night in my hotel room in Atlanta and like And when I mean nuts, I mean like half of its nuts and half of its pretzels, you know what I mean? and they were peanuts and I was bad I had a

I had this I had this $250 steak 40 year age porterhouse steak at this fancy restaurant in Atlanta like this secret club where you had to like you weren't allowed to take pictures and shit. And I realized that the ribeyes my wife makes me, I realized this last night when I came home, the rib eyes my wife makes me are better than those than those. It was kind of crazy when I realized it. I'm like, Oh shit, I ate a $250 steak every like my wife, all she does is put salt on it and just put it in a frying pan. A show tonight? I don't think so. What for? No. I need to rest. I need to watch, um, oh, I need to do something with Hiller. I need to rest. I need to watch. I need to do something with Hillary. I need to reach out to Hillary. What should I title it? I don't know. I rode the assault bike yesterday. I came home. What did I do?

I did. I came home. I got off the plane. I came in the What did I do? I? Did I came home I got off the plane I came in the side the house I rode the assault bike I did a hundred calories in ten minutes probably like a hundred and nine calories. I think 112 and then I did a Hundred squats with a 40 pound d-ball, and I just caught up on some TV It was easy, but it was kind of crazy how easy it is for me now to do a hundred squats with a 40 pound D ball. That used to be hard like a year ago. Bitch, no you didn't shut up.

I don't know who you're talking to, but if you're talking to me, you're crazy. By the way, I'm on season two of Dexter and I have so much anxiety from it. I know dude, that makes me so happy to hear you say that. Yeah, it's a lot dude. It's a lot. I get anxious too. I get so anxious. I kind of can't wait till it's over. You're too young for that shit to make you anxious. That's weird that it makes you anxious already. That shit makes me, it makes me so anxious. Oh, you do 500 box step-ups a week?

You know what I did, Jeff, which you um, I did Jeff, which I did just lunges, bodyweight lunges the other day for 10 minutes straight. I think I, I think I, I twice, I didn't count my reps except like at the three minute mark and the 10 minute mark, which I know is kind of biased. In both rounds I did 28. So, so let's say I was lying to myself and I went faster knowing I was counting those rounds and let's say I did average 25 a round. That's 250 lunges and I just moved non-stop. It was a good workout. I mean I was warmed up first but it was chill and I just and that was a good one. If you just want to just kill off it, you know 250 Sometimes I'll put the 30 pound vest on I'll just do a hundred straight lunges and then I do them I do them And then I switch, you know, sometimes I step forward and sometimes I step backwards, you know what I mean the difference

You know like like sometimes I step forward like this and come up or sometimes I'm up here like this and I step back and come up. So you can work that in. I'm on day 825 of at least 100 burpees a day. Wow. Hey, anything bad from that dude? Like any issues from that? Like how are your hamstrings? Are you tight?

How's your chest? Elbows? All good? Pretty, that's pretty impressive. It's more than pretty impressive. Yeah, there's a side effect of that. Jake Chapman says he got fat and unfit Other than that it's going well That's not being a pussy dude a hundred burpees a day is a fucking psychological toll I Don't know how old you are though either In past days of doing that shit

All right, have a good one join the local affiliate or don't go to comm steel workouts They're free I could do a hundred burpees with your mom on my back that's good I think my mom only weighs 99 pounds Pedro dropped a lot of weight doing burpees. All right, I'll have the phone plugged in tomorrow. Friday I have, if you haven't seen the CrossFit Games documentary, make sure you go over to iTunes, purchase it. I'm sure it'll be on Netflix at some point too. The director and producer of the documentary is coming on the show Friday, David Chek. That'll be cool, right? I'm excited about that. So I'll see you guys later. I don't know if there's

another show today. I don't know what's going on. I do know that the mentorship show will be Thursday at 330 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. That's gonna be wild. I think we'll see I mean, I mean, we've seen all the sides to Taylor, but it'll be the most serious side, right? It'll be someone critiquing his, his coaching. Not likely another show today. I don't know if I'm doing another show today. I don't know. Maybe, maybe the channel will put out some stuff. Maybe Jenny will put out something here. I can look, I can just look. What are the show? What are the people? Coffee pods? Odds? I can look at Pedro's doing anything. No, he has someone he has Nick Johnson. Oh, that's always fun when he comes on the show. Here's Nick Johnson CEO. I think of proven coming on tomorrow Let's see get with

the programming Jason bill see if they There oh they have something scheduled for today Analyzing the Dubai fitness. Oh, that should be funny That that that actually should be very funny. That's at 1030 a.m. Okay so that's an hour and a half. Let's see what Andrew's got going on. I haven't been to Andrew's channel like in three or four days. Oh shit he reviewed the CrossFit Games documentary Okay, I have to watch that

Spin dude spins been having some huge shows our Bell spin Spin's been having some huge shows. Arbel Spin. Most popular man in CrossFit. Colton Merton's podcast. Hey, I haven't seen, I didn't see that. Someone told me Colton almost started crying in the first 30 minutes. Like he got really emotional about something. I wonder what that was. I forget. Someone told me. Colton's one of my favorite athletes. That intro was awesome. The love for Colton is definitely global. Pat Vellner is doing exactly what Sevon World likes. He's giving us unfiltered opinion. Colton is wholesome. Colton is wholesome. I totally watched Danny Spiegel podcast. I guess Emma Lawson's podcast is out. On the cover, she's wearing a tube top.

I think she pulls it off. DNA for addiction review, yeah. Hiller's taking the test and so is Taylor. I've tried to organize those for fucking two months now. I need to like push that over the finish line Yeah, I need to get those addiction results, you're right Daniel penny acquitted in New York. No shit. Awesome. Wow Daniel penny Let's see that real quick. Daniel penny fell off the list.. No shit. Awesome. Wow Daniel penny Let's see that real quick. Daniel penny faces new civil lawsuit

Manhattan da's downplaying of daniel pennies potential punishment improper and misleading defense They're basically saying that if Daniel Penny gets, they said, they're basically saying that regardless of Daniel Penny being found guilty or innocent, the fact that you can protect a group of people who are being threatened and be charged for it is just sending a fuck message to society. You know, there was some black lady in the train who like testified like, hey, this motherfucker saved our lives, it was scary as shit. And it's so much more powerful when black person says it.

Because the narrative is they're supposed to hate the fucking white guy, right? When she's like, fuck that, he saved us from that fucking Michael Jackson impersonator who was threatening to kill people Yeah, dude fuck around and find out I don't see the I don't see that he was acquitted. I saw he was acquitted for the more serious charge. Was he acquitted for both charges?

Yeah, he does deserve a key to the city. I'd be happy to help with the results interpretation of the DNA for addiction. I do something similar in my practice Okay, that's nice to you Let the riots begin Yeah, Penny's the one that there was the fucking Michael Jackson impersonator I guess on a subway threatening to kill people and this guy fucking put him in a choke hold But didn't kill him the the when he let go of him the guy was still alive But didn't kill him. When he let go of him, the guy was still alive. Yeah, we need, I wish we would have copycat heroes. We're not going to have them. I wish we would.

I need to sneeze. Batman never killed anybody. Alright talk to you guys later. Good time. Bye bye.