The Tim Dillon Show - 183: 183 - Tim Does The Tonight Show

Episode Date: January 19, 2020

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Hi, I'm Timmy the Trash Can, and I love trash. Popcorn boxes, pops, and candy wrappers. They all taste so good. Instead of throwing your trash on the floor, won't you please give it to me? Thank you for considering your fellow patrons. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Tim Dillon Show Live from Austin, Texas. It is not live. We are in Austin, Texas. There is no video for this episode. Why? We are in Austin, Texas. We have a studio being built. Is it being built fast enough? Who knows? That's Ben's job. So if you are upset about no video, Ben Avery is good on Twitter and Instagram.

DM him. Tell him what you think of how long it has been taking him to get the studio together. But we do have a studio. It's in the process of being built. We're in Austin. I'm doing Cap City. We just left the Mecca. It's surreal. It still feels like an episode of Black Mirror. We just walked out of Info Wars. We did an hour with Alex Jones. This is something Ben's wanted to do since he was a young child. I mean, this is his Disney world. Watching Ben walk around Info Wars. I was so happy.

There's TVs everywhere and all the shows they have are just blaring. And as Ben just walked around Info Wars looking for their coffee and listening to their fish oil, you know, the pills, listening to the pitch for their fish oil pills, he was just like a kid walking around the Magic Kingdom for the first time. It came up, it came. I spoke to Rogan and I'm like, I'm going to be down in Austin. Let's fucking do it. Rogan set it up. Alex, you know, we got along famously as we would have imagined. But it was, it was a fucking wild thing because we've watched the same thing with Joe.

We started out watching these shows and now we're on these shows. You know, there's something crazy about watching a computer. Like what, like I sound like a boomer. Why do you watch a computer? And then you get the chance to deny a fan to hook. We started out denying shootings in our living room and then we got the chance to go deny them. No, but it is fucking wild when you're watching a MacBook and you're watching Info Wars and then you climb through it and you end up on the other side of the screen. It's got to be nuts for you, Ben.

It was, I feel like Alex loved us first of all, which was great. I was, I was not like, it was a surreal experience, but when he walked into the room and we were sitting behind the desk and we didn't know what we were going to talk about, I was like ready for it because I've seen his face so many times. I wasn't even phased. Were you phased at all when he walked in? Here's what phases me about the whole thing, right? I think about like God willing, whatever, I'm around in, I don't know, 10 years, 20 years, whatever the span of time is, where people are going to look back on this time.

You know, like how we look back on the financial crisis of 2009. Like people, everything right now, we feel like we're in it and we can't look back on it. Like, and it doesn't even, and when you go through any time, you don't, you can't imagine yourself looking back on it. But I try to think about like years later, somebody's going to be like, what the fuck was going on? Donald Trump was a president. There was this guy in Austin, Texas who created his own news network

and he fucking got deplatformed off everything. And then this other guy had a podcast in California and it was like the biggest fucking thing. And it's wild that we have been able to see the inside of a lot of those fucking things other than obviously the White House and Trump. Right. But you know, it's pretty, so to me, it was just like, interesting to see that operation. I started listening to Alex Jones, I think when he was at GCN, which was, I may be a Christian network, I'm talking about the late 90s.

I would listen to him like, I'm talking about, you know, pre-911, listening to him. When I think he was railing against NAFTA and things like that. Like he was always a populist. And I think he was, he was definitely on a network called GCN when I saw him today. Yeah. It was the Genesis communications network. Right. And that was a long time ago.

And I imagine that's a Christian network, right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Ben's like, my parents love it. It's on every day at our house. But that's when I started with Alex. And then like anything else, you know, you come and go, you wax and wane. I went years without listening to him.

And then, then, you know, he'd pop up and I listened to him again. He'd come out with a documentary and I'd watch it. I remember the Bohemian Grove documentary came out and I was like, let's fucking check that out. That's very interesting. When did you first get into Alex? Because when I met you, you were kind of, and, and part of you, you know, we all, here's a reality. And I said this to him today, I will not back off from this. He is the most entertaining person on the planet.

You know, he really is like, whether you like him or not, or whether you, you think he's the devil or not. The guy is fucking transfixing to just watch. I've broadcast it for years. I've done stand up for years. I've been an actor when I was a little kid and I've been on stage since I'm six. Being in a room with the guy, he is a fucking performer. And he is just, when he is at his best. And today we probably got just a small percentage of him because we've all seen him when he's firing on all cylinders.

I mean, that second Rogan was wild. Yeah. When did you first get into? I, I remember, I can tell you when I got really deep in Alex, it's when he was getting banned. That's when I got really, really deep. So when did you first come across him? I think when, I think when I was living in Texas for sure, I knew of him, but I didn't even think of him as like a, like a guy who was super. I don't know how, how do people perceive Alex in like 2010?

I can't even really remember now because I think when I remember him and I remember is when he was promoting loose change. He was promoting that documentary and he was showing up to 9-Eleven events with the Bullhorn and talking about, you know, George Bush and the Carlisle group and 9-Eleven and trying to get, you know, information out there. And I remember that Alex Jones, who was loathed by conservatives. They hated Alex Jones, like hated him. Like he was a, you know, it's a mate. And again, we're talking 10 years ago and, and everything is flipped because conservatives, even Democrats, liberals did not like him. He was liked by a very small group of people. And now I've seen questioning 9-Eleven kind of go mainstream.

I wouldn't say mainstream, but it's a lot more acceptable now, especially in light of Epstein and all these things. Yeah, we don't forget. I have a joke in my act now where I go, nothing will shock you anymore after Epstein. Like if you find out tomorrow, if they're like 9-Eleven ever happened, the Twin Towers are still there. You'd be online somewhere and you'd be like, fucking media. You know, like you wouldn't even be shocked. It's like a joke in my act where I'm like, yeah, fucking media. Come on, buddy, the Twin Towers are still fucking there in New York.

Can you believe that? God. It, there's not, I mean, there's nothing that'll move you off the, you know, you'll still stand in line. You won't get out of line. You will not get out of line wherever you are. What a burger, whatever. You're not getting out of that line for 9-Eleven never happened. If they go, by the way, our bad, our mistake, we didn't really mean to, we didn't mean two buildings fell down.

We, we were, but I remember that Alex Jones. And then, then, you know, when Obama gets elected, he becomes more of a right-wing populist by the very nature. If he's an anti-establishment guy and he's always talking about who's at the top. So it was Bush, then it was Obama. What is fascinating is when he became a fan of Trump, you saw the whole dynamic of Alex Jones change. Because instead of being a guy that was outside of the establishment, no matter who was in it, right or left, he became a guy that, you know, openly supported Trump. And also, because I never remember him being political. When I was growing up listening to him, I would tune in it and it was like, we're all, we're all being lied to, we're all being manipulated.

He talked about FEMA, he talked about mass graves. And then he got on the Trump tranks. He hated, he loathed Hillary Clinton. And, and Trump was this, you know, populist or fake populist, whatever you think. And, and then Alex, you know, had him on the show. He had Trump on the show famously. And then that's when I think he, people started to see him differently because you're like, oh, here's this guy who was just this anti-establishment guy. Who's now picked aside.

Now he's a cheerleader for Donald Trump. If you remember the Bushes, the Clintons, all of Hollywood, all of the media pretty much. Now the media helped build Trump's candidacy by just the spectacle of it, of course. But most people in the media didn't want him to win. I think Rupert Murdoch didn't even want him to win. I think that the majority of CEOs in the country, not all of them, but a lot of them did not want Trump to win. And they had valid reasons for that. Like this, he was a wrecking ball and, and Alex got behind him and had him on the show.

And that's when I think it was very interesting to see how Alex became a different kind of figure to many people. And then of course, the Sandy Hook stuff, which I only started knowing about when it was, when it was, because I didn't watch him then. I wasn't watching him when that was happening. So I, we, I only got the fallout from it. So I don't know what he did. I know he said some things he regretted and then people did horrible things to the families of the Sandy Hook kids that died. Unforgivable things, criminal things, things I will not justify, things I don't think Alex would ever justify. And me being on that network doesn't condone that, doesn't excuse that in any way.

But what I think happened at that point was that you saw big tech just like, I think the term is like, it's more than even deplat from like, unperson him. Like they took away every opportunity he had to broadcast to put himself out there. They took away all his social media. I think even his bank accounts were getting canceled. I mean, it was pretty wild to watch. And again, not excusing anything that he said or that, but again, what he actually said and then what's been put out there that he said might be different. I think he did say irresponsible things, things he should not have said. But just the idea of, you know, this swift and complete, complete deplatforming of this guy off every single social media platform and also restricting his money to earn and restricting his ability to earn an income from any of the places where he was previously earning an income

happened overnight, pretty immediately. And it was, I don't think there was really a warning for it. It just, it was just like the, the, the gods of big tech came down and said, this is over. And, and then you started looking into him and that's when you got into him. And then what, what, but now that I think about it, this is really funny. The, when I first got into Alex was when I first got into comedy. And when I first got into comedy, I got into Patrice and Hicks and Stan Hope. And I found that clip of Stan Hope bringing Patrice on stage at Cap City or Alex on stage.

You come from really Christian family. So when you, when you, so you get into the guys who were like questioning all of everything. Right, exactly. And so I found that Patrice O'Neill interview on Alex Jones back in like oh five or whatever. I'm like, this is really interesting. And I was like, what's the Bilderbergs? What are, what's the Bimean Grove? And that was kind of how I got in the door with all that stuff.

And then, but then I'm going to teach you five kids out. That's the song you're going to sing. What, who were the Bilderbergs? What's the Bohemian Grove? The wheels, the Rothschilds go to the park and they worship an owl named Moloch. It's not an owl. It's a whatever. Right.

Ben is all biblical. He knows what it is. What is Moloch actually? Moloch is it's the, it's a calf. He sacrificed his children, but it's like a, yeah. Canaanite thing. Right. Yeah.

It's not an owl. So you get into, he thought it was. Because in Bohemian Grove, it's an owl. They see the owl in Moloch. But it's not an owl, but whatever. Yeah. It's like a bale. But my point is that I was introduced to Alex as a, as a comedian.

He is, he's an entertainer. He was always to me just a funny guy. Like I'm with you. I didn't think of him as a politician. And then I saw paying attention to him because, you know, I had a life and I had no idea about the Sandy Hook stuff until way later when, when all the repercussions started coming down. So, yeah. What was it like when I told you we were going to do it?

I would have loved to surprise you. Here's the thing. I would have loved, see, here's what I should have done. I thought about this. What I should have done is just take you to cap city. Tell you that we weren't like, I just need you to film a set. I need to record a podcast down here. And then when we land, go right there and had you had no clue.

I would have blacked out. See, here's what I was afraid of. Literally the reason I didn't do that is because I was afraid of that. Yeah. I said to myself, I don't know. I knew there was a good chance that you would get on today. I wanted you to get on. But I also knew that it would be completely unfair to just throw

you on the info war set. Right. Cause this is your wedding present. You know what I mean? I'm going to give you money too. But this is your wedding prayer. I told you I was going to get you Alex Jones. I was going to get you on info wars for your wedding.

It's your two years' variety anniversary. You get to go to info wars. By the way, I said today on the show, I looked at him and I went, I looked at Alex and went, I think you're a rational guy. You said he's a moderate. I was like, you're a moderate. But by the way, in today's world, he kind of is. Like he doesn't want a white ethno state.

He doesn't want, he just believes in pedophile cults and lizard people. That's what I believe in. I think we're moderates. I do. I'll entertain different arguments about healthcare. Sure, have Medicare for all. But don't come and tell me the planet's not run by a small group of people who blackmail and murder each other.

I'll have none of that. Don't tell me that. So to me, he is a moderate, but I couldn't do that to you because I just didn't want you to like fucking fall down in the. Yeah. I only spaced out once at the very end, at the very end. I had no idea. We're going to have to watch it back.

I don't even know what he was saying. You kind of lost track of what he was saying at some point. Yeah. Well, because he's so good. He's such an amazing broadcaster and he's so entertaining and he can speak extemporaneously for law, which is by the way, how he gets in trouble. That's how he gets in trouble.

And it's how I would get in trouble. It's how anyone gets in trouble because if you speak extemporaneously, I mean off the top of your head for a long time and you are not relying on a teleprompter and nobody's got cue cards and there's no plan and there's just a couple of articles and you're riffing. Comics call it riffing and just going off the dome and you're in the conspiracy space.

Like you're talking about fucking things. It may or may not be true. How do you not get in fucking trouble? You're going to get in trouble. I've gotten in trouble. Like I've said things and then look back and went, yeah, I shouldn't have said that. But that's what it is.

There's no fucking way you make it. You know? Yeah. We were even sitting in the green room and they were broadcasting that one guy who was just like some webcam guy they have at an everyday feeling. Yeah, he was talking about the...

Richmond, Virginia. Yeah, the Richmond, Virginia free speech rally, which is going to probably turn into some type of blood bath. Yeah. I mean, it's supposedly going to be, you know, and they're like, there's going to be some, you know, probably there's going to be some, you know, whether it's leftist, they were worried about Antifa,

whatever they said like, or a Cointel pro style operation. They're going to be agitators. They feel like in the free speech rally, there's like, there's got to be some agitators. And then they're like, and by the way, there's going to be some people that, listen, they just believe that we can't vote our way out of the problem. And we don't want to insult those people,

but they're going to be there with their weapons and they believe we can't vote our way out of it. Yeah. So, and me and Ben are sitting in the green room as this is going on, going, what the fuck? And then he signs off. He goes, okay, I'm signing off. And by the way, we have none of the facts so far,

but we have to keep talking about this regardless. Yeah. That's the end. Yeah. He goes, we don't have any of the facts. This is not Alex. It's another guy. He goes, we don't have any of the facts,

but this is, it's the story and we got to keep going. We got to just go with it. Hey everybody. It's another bachelor podcast. It's 2020. And there's a lot going on. We're in the brink of World War II. Australia's engulfed in flames.

There's, see these kids have tried to write a ad in my voice for the bachelor podcast that we talk about. What they don't realize is that I'm a comic genius and they are not. So it would be like me writing a workout plan for a professional athlete. Okay. But I'll read it anyway. Okay.

Cause I'm sure that they're the real geniuses. It's just because of some mistake. I'm the one that people care about. Anyway, let's read the cop. You know, it's just the way it worked out. We're just as funny as that guy. It just shook out the wrong way. Uh, there's an impeachment trial coming up.

But the world is being sucked off. It's mana. Good boy. But there's nothing more important going on right now that season 24 of ABC is the bachelor. If you're listening to my podcast, you're obviously a fan of that program. You're probably tuning in every week, but you're wasting your fucking

time. If you're not listening to a bachelor companion podcast, the best one out there, we've talked about it before is another bachelor podcast featuring Nick with schizophrenic parents who produces the Elvan show. Dylan, who's Jewish and Pat, who's an older man. After hearing you had read, I did last week, Pat, as I assumed he might in the near future attempted to take his own life while he is independently wealthy with a child on the way.

Am I worth cold into question? His reason for doing another bachelor podcast after a few contemplative glasses of Pinot Grigio. There are two word in these kids. He naturally started asking more dangerous and dark questions of himself. What's the point of being a father if you know you'll fail? What's the point of doing anything really?

What's the point of even sticking around? He's found that a lot of people don't really care. What's the point of even sticking around? He's found that a bathtub by his podcast buddies who resuscitated him with the news that the ad read I did last week was in fact, did in fact move the numbers. He's now in a better place, mentally not in heaven. So tune in.

Here's what I'll say about these kids. They're really giving it a shot. Give it a shot if you watch the bachelor and you want a companion podcast. If you watch the bachelor, everyone will listen to a podcast, whether it's Jared Fried or Girls Gotta Eat or fucking, you know, Jewish women talk about the gash. Whatever it is, it's, you know, rich white Jewish women talk about

the gash, which is the biggest type of podcasting right now. If you are a lonely woman living in a city who doesn't celebrate Christmas and you want to talk about, you want to talk about flicking your bean, you are making a trillion dollars a year. And so I'm supporting these three white, three white fucks for getting involved in this. Three white men. Okay.

I wish they were good looking, but I've seen one of them and it's, it ain't great. Tune in every week to another bachelor podcast on iTunes, YouTube and Spotify. He's not deformed, Nick, right? He's not that bad looking. He's, I wouldn't say fine, but remember everyone, escapism is the only thing that matters right now.

I'm kidding, Nick. We're kidding. It's comedy. Relax. I'm sure you'll find out. Does he have a girlfriend? You'll find when Nick, you're making good money. You'll find a nice lady and you guys can go live out in the

valley and stare and you could, and you could record each other. There is nothing you can do to prevent us from annihilation. The only thing you could do is find ways to cope. And I can't think of a better way than listening to another bachelor podcast other than their spin-off recapping. But see, I want to talk about, here's the thing about Below Deck. I would come on that show and talk about Below Deck with you guys because, so they have another spin-off show, Recapping Bravo

Sits Here's Below Deck. Another Below Deck podcast also available. Here's the thing. I'm kind of interested in talking about Below Deck and I am a superior comedian and broadcaster to you. And it's not even close. Like, we're not even in the same realm of anything. Like, I shouldn't even know.

We should never have even met each other. We should never have been in the same room. My little bitch, I've been doing this since I'm six years old. Okay? Regaling crowds all across the country with great fucking theatrical stage presence. I had a great voice then and I could tap dance. So the point is I shouldn't even, we shouldn't even,

you should only know me through the press. But the fact is I will come on your Below Deck shitty podcast because that show fascinates me because I like to watch it. I don't know why. I just leave it on for hours at a time and I just kind of stared it. I don't care about anybody on it or if the boat crashes or anything. But there's something about it where I don't know. It just kind of interests me.

So I'd be willing to come on that. If you want me to come on. You have an open invitation to invite me on through Ben. Don't speak to me directly. Don't DM me directly. You're out of your fucking mind. But through my people, contact me. Try to get contact.

Try to get in contact with me. Okay? Or have me back on Theosha. I know he's interviewing Tommy Lahren. Okay? I don't know who's he got next week. Hitler. Have me on the program again, please.

Thank you. I know we did it last time with Logan Paul. This time we'll do it with a big TikTok star. How about this time we do it with little Huddy? Chase Hudson. He is little Huddy. He owns the high pass. Kids fucking figured it out.

He's got 9 million followers. He's dating Charlie D'Amelio, who's fucking the biggest TikTok person. But you know what? I think TikTok's missing fat Irish guys who think that immigration is a legitimate issue. That's what TikTok's missing. But it'll be there in a few years. Your racist aunt is joining TikTok. So don't worry about it.

Get famous while you can because your racist aunt is joining. This has nothing to do with you anymore. Just watch the bachelor podcast. Give these kids a chance. Maybe they're funny. And I'm sure they got a lot to say about me. Maybe like, didn't him that he made fun of us? And Dylan, his parents are Jewish.

I don't know why they threw that in because we're supposed to think that he's struggling. Dylan. Dylan the Jew. I can't believe it. Good for you, Dylan. All right, folks. Good luck. God bless.

Goodbye. We had no idea what was going to happen before we got there. But by the way, that's when I thrive. I think that's when Alex thrives. I mean, when we start planning, things get fucking haywire. Like, I get excited when there's just the open wide open. And I feel like you maneuvered pretty well with some of the thanks thrown your way. Yeah, I did the best I could.

Now there's interesting areas, kind of a dark energy in the building. And I don't, but Alex doesn't have it, but the workers do. Yeah, because they're like, he, it's like, he may have it if you spend more time around it, but he actually was just like a lovely guy to us, just like a friendly, funny, nice guy. But the workers seem there because day in and day out, like me and Rogan talk about it all the time. I'm like, I could not do day in and day out what they do.

Like to just talk about politics every day. You know, I, no matter what side of the, of the coin you're on, no matter, but there's a darkness, they're all kind of afraid of him, you know, cause I'm sure he lets him have it every now and then he, it seems like he would every now and then would just let him have it. We saw a glimpse of it. We saw a little bit of it. So a little bit of it, but it probably gets when there are no guests in the building.

It's probably like that scene in succession. I don't know if anyone's watching where they do bore on the floor and the head character in succession, who's supposed to be like Rupert Murdoch, who's, he just won a golden globe. His name's escaping right now. He's fucking brilliant. Brian, who's a guy in succession, the head of succession, but he goes, he goes, bore on the floor. It goes, get on the floor, get on the floor.

And he just, it's like a party in the show succession and he just starts stuffing hot dogs. Brian Cox is amazing. It's a great scene. Well worth a watch. They're on the floor and he starts stuffing hot dogs in their mouth. They say, little piggies, you want it? And he starts throwing the hot dogs on the floor and they have to pick them up with their

with their bowels. And he goes, you like it, little piggies, bore on the floor. And I went, oh, that might go down here. 10 minutes after me and Ben leave. If they don't fucking do the right thing. You know, like, but there's a dark energy there. What do you attribute that to? I mean, other than the fact that it's like the topics that they taught and they're, they're

on the outside, everything's very like the war is coming. Like we landed, we're walking around Austin and Austin's airport. And I was looking at people. I was like, do you know where the prison planet is? We're trying to find, we're trying to find the prison planet. There is a war on for your mind. When we walked into the green room, it's, it's 50 degrees in there. It's ice cold, freezing cold.

First thing I said to you, as I said, this feels weirdly like a government building. Right. Yeah, it does. It's, and that's where you would, you probably get conspiracies like, Oh, Alex is part of the, whatever. Right. It's, you know, which I don't believe, but it is a operation that is larger in scope than you would imagine.

He's, you know, got several studios. It's a news. What he started with in, he's one guy. I mean, and there's other people on that network that are gaining in popularity, but he's still the guy. And so everything's an outgrowth of him. And so the idea is pretty amazing. We're living in a pretty interesting time in history where one guy can get a following

that dwarfs a mainstream media news outlet. Like he can have more people following him and watching his content than the evening news than, you know, a network news show. That is, and that was interesting to see up close. Like that was interesting to see how that happens. That being said, yeah, there isn't just a dark energy there. There is like, we're on the edge of, you know, every single thing they talk about is that we're in a war.

We were in the midst of a war and we're on the edge of something terrible happening. And you feel it. You feel it. Well, the music they play, you know, and everybody kind of has that feeling in the studio. And then of course, all of them, it's in an undisclosed location and Austin because they're all, you know, everybody's like, I'm sure they get threats and they have DDOS attacks, right? All that stuff.

Like the site suffers a lot. It's wild. And then as we leave, there's just two little kids like eating Chick-fil-A in one of the break rooms. And I don't even know. I guess there's someone's kid. They're like eating Chick-fil-A right in the break room. What would be hilarious is if we left those two little kids gone on and they were like,

MK Ultra is real. Like, you know, they just started going off, you know, they just, they both take out their hands and they're like, don't fuck. You're not taking my gun. You know, they're being interviewed by gun girl. What's her name? Caitlin Bennett. That's who I thought they were going to put like afterwards.

They were like, you want to do some other shows? I'm like, we got to run. Yeah. We got to run, you know? Alex doesn't really get comedy, but he's the funniest guy ever. Yeah. I don't think, yeah. I don't think he gets.

We played some of our sketches on the show. I'm sure his people enjoy it. I don't know that he, I think he liked some of it. I bet his heads run in a million miles a minute. And I bet that there's parts of it that he doesn't. Like he found the Greta Thunberg sketch where we did, we probably play her agent. He found that interesting because he felt like he was like, yeah, that's an accurate depiction of an agent.

He's like, you're not even, he's like, you're not even doing comedy. You're just showing people what it is. You're just showing people what it is. Epstein Stemple is walking around LA. This is real. You are making McCain. Nothing's funny here. This is what it is.

I'm like, thank, well, thank you. I mean, he said a couple of things that are just not true. I mean, I don't listen because that's the other thing on the show where you have to be careful because you're sitting there and you're nodding and you're agreeing with them about everything. Right. And this is literally what happened word for word. He's like, and free speech is important.

We started the country. We know we had Frank and Michelle Wolf brand about killing her baby. She said it made her feel strong. And I'm like, what a hold on. I don't know that. Did that happen? I'm like, I don't know. And he's like, George Soros is a Nazi.

He's literally not. So you have to stop yourself because you're going like, yeah, yeah. Then you're like, oh, hold on. Hold on. Wait a minute. Only because I've not looked. I know so little about George Soros. I know, I know what people know, which is that he's a financier.

He's collapsed a few world economies like anyone else with his level of wealth. And he takes an interest in how people live and what they do. And he funds the people that he thinks, I mean, it's like, but I know that he's the boogeyman on the left in the same way that the Cokes are the boogeyman for their, I get it. But I don't, I know nothing about George Soros's history. So when somebody goes, he's a Nazi, I'm like going, is it? I don't know.

Even on a basic level, like off air. He was like, yeah, copyrights and stuff. We can play whatever we want. There's those just things as copyrights. It doesn't exist for like Alex. That's not the time. Yeah. I don't know.

I mean, who knows? But I guess I might believe in the Illuminati too, if every single major company got together and de-platformed me on the same day. Yeah. Well, listen, he is the, he's manifested the world that has happened in a sense because like he 100% is not wrong when he talks about a small group of elite people controlling the world and all those resources. Nobody really debates that.

The debates are like, well, what do we get? The debates are what, if that wasn't the case, what would it look like? Would it be one dictator doing it? Would it be worse? Would it be some global government system? I mean, it's like the real thing is, okay, well, then what comes next? It's really like a compared to what argument most people and most people, even cynical people like myself will kind of be like, yeah, it is bad.

And I hate private prisons. I hate this. I hate that. But then it's like when you, when you people like, well, let's tear it all down. You're like, well, great. But then what? So he's not wrong about that. I think what's happened to him though is it's become explicitly political.

Like it feels very political as of late. It feels like Republicans good, Democrats bad. Trump good when he distanced himself from that today a little bit, but Trump's good, Democrats are bad. And it's just interesting that this guy, Donald Trump, we know has been with these people admittedly been bribing these people, pouring money in their mouths, getting everything he wants from them, hanging out with guys like Jeffrey Epstein, that this guy is somehow the white knight savior of the country.

That's just, to me, I've always found that hard to believe. I'm just a cynical guy and I don't believe that Donald Trump is going to do it. I don't believe that Jesus Christ chose Donald Trump to, but there are people out there that believe that. I'm not saying that Trump's Hitler. I don't believe that either. I don't believe Vladimir Putin put Trump in your breakfast cereal or whatever people on the other side allege.

I think Trump's just a guy, but I think he's a statement that it isn't working. And we're probably at peak of what this is going to look like in terms of, you know, the economy's roaring and things are pretty good. And I think a Donald Trump-like figure comes around after 20 years of a government that's been mired in corruption and has sold out the middle class to say nothing of the poor. And that's when a figure like Trump emerges. It's when a figure would emerge that, you know, that's like, fuck everything.

But it just feels, Alex, it feels more like a political show now than a conspiracy show. But now those worlds have fused together. And on the left, they fused together because they believe the rush is behind everything. Tulsi Gabbard, Russia. Everybody's Russia, you know? Bernie, Warren, every single. But what was it like for you interacting with him? Because he was calling you Ed McMahon because you weren't talking that much. He was like, who's the guy that sat on the couch and didn't say anything?

Ed McMahon. This is who he is, Ed McMahon. I was thrilled. How wild is it that Alex Jones reading your Twitter handle? I know. It's like, Ben Avery is good. It's a real, it's got, what is it like interacting with him? It was just the thrill of a lifetime, dude.

He's just, I mean, is there anybody more, the whole time after in between every break, Tim, in between every break, we would just, we would just turn to each other and we'd be like, how much fun is this? I mean, have you had more fun than that than doing it? I mean, that was, it was such a fucking blast. It was so much fun. I have had more fun. Oh, okay.

I have had more fun than doing it before. I have not had more fun than doing it before. That's good. Well, that's lovely if you're fianceing here. But I have had more fun, but I loved it. It was a lot of fun. It was amazing. He's an interesting guy.

He's a fascinating guy. The operation is fascinating. It's a fascinating period of history to see up close. This wasn't something that could happen years ago. A guy could not amass the following that he has without the technology and probably without the political climate that we're in. Like he is, again, it's a perfect time capsule to look at, you know, you look at Rogan and the success Rogan's had.

And it's like, again, these guys are really markers that you would, you know, if you were like, you know, you ever see a tailor who's, who's fixing a suit, who's altering a suit and they make markers with the chalk on the suit to what they have to do. You would make one by Rogan. You'd make one by Alex. Like, and not that they're related, but that like they are media operations that primarily center around one guy.

And they're as influential as huge networks. It's wild. It's very interesting. I kind of had a private thought on the during the interview. I thought I wonder if Donald Trump is watching. Did you have that thought at all while we were broadcasting? No, but it's not an unreasonable thought. Maybe Trump will like the.

I think Trump and Alex speak. I think it's very possible. I mean, Trump has done him for wars. He might be watching. It's very possible. Trump, somebody showed him the mega McCain sketch. I'm not positive that that's happened. But I would have met.

I mean, if, if, if fucking Trump does rogue and Rogan will play it for him. I know that God bless Joe. He'll fucking, he'll be like, listen, you're seeing Tim Jones, the mega McCain. But yeah, I'm making Alex laugh. I got one big laugh on the show that just made my. Well, it's the retarded line. Yeah.

We won't ruin it for everyone. You have to watch it. I don't know how anyone will be able to watch. People said, where can we see this? I'm like, I genuinely don't know. I'm. So I, what I'm going to do guys is I'm going to clip it and put it in a Dropbox link and just put a link on the Patreon or something.

Yeah. Because we can't fuck around with YouTube. We can't lose our YouTube channel. We can't start putting clips on Instagram. Can we put clips on Twitter? Well, uh, yeah, I think it should be fine, actually, because Logan Paul and all those guys have Alex Jones on count. Dankula had Alex Jones on.

A lot of the YouTubers are having them on his channel. I know, but I think that's different. Having him on your channel is different than clipping his show and putting it out. Oh, you're right. Yeah. Because he's not supposed to be on there. Yeah, you're right. That's, I think, the big difference.

Yeah. We shouldn't clip anything and put it anywhere. Yeah. I would not. But I'll do a Dropbox. Dropbox link on the Patreon. Pay the money, folks. You want to be in the club?

Pay the fucking money. Yeah. You know, I don't know what to tell you. It's a big club and you and I can be in it for $5 a month. That should be the start of the show. We should have that carlin quote. It's a big club and you and I can be in it for $5 a month. It's not that bad.

You can watch Timmy and Ben on Info Wars, making his dream come true in Austin. A real interesting energy in that building, man. Just walking around. Everybody's real caffeinated, probably, you know. Tons of editors just sitting there, dead-eyed. I tried to talk to some of them. They were like scared. Did you try to talk to anybody?

They like jumped back. No, I didn't try to talk to anybody. I just went to the bathroom twice and then went back to the green room and I didn't really try to talk. But there was a few people on the Instagram post were like, I work for Alex. I had no idea you'd be there. What did you try to say to the editor? You just, I just said hello to them and they were like terrified and they went back to

their work. Yeah. That's what I did. I was just like, hello. I think they're afraid that if they're caught fraternizing with people and not working, they're in real trouble. Okay. How do you get hired on that network?

I think they, by the way, I think they post like a secret. I think they let you know in the job description that it's going to come with some, you know? Yeah. I don't know if it's on like, but I, they do, they hire people. They need to get people. So I, but I do think I read some article about it from some disgruntled employee that didn't like it and wrote an article. The New York Times wrote an article.

Somebody wrote an article about this guy and he was, I think talking about how he got the job. I either read it there or somewhere else and they were like, it's kind of this highly secretive thing where they figure out and then they kind of let Ian on the fact that like, yeah, this is, you know, this has downsides being associated with our outfit has downsides. They're like, we will be honest with you. This, this comes with some baggage. There will be some baggage to work in here.

Some people just editors. Yeah. We thought about that. We said, I wonder what, how much people make. Yeah. I wonder how much Owen makes and those guys. I think definitely the other guy. He's like the protege.

Yeah. We saw him. Rex, you saw him. I did not see him. Yeah. We didn't get to see the whole compound. I barely know these people are Ben's like, there's Owen. I'm like, oh, like Ben knows all these people.

Yeah. So gun girl. Yeah. We didn't see her. But you saw Owen. I didn't see Owen. I didn't see Rex. Well, Rex is the, Alex's son.

He's like, he's like a, he's a real protege. Yeah. Right. Yeah. He was in the tank with Alex the other day. They have like a tank. They drive around in to Austin now. They have a tank.

Yeah. It's like this big like tank car, like armored car thing. And they just shout, Alex was just shouting through a bullhorn that like, you know, Hillary Clinton slits the throats of children. Well, that's what we said. Don't give him our line. That's what we said in our video. What were they, where did that, where does they put that content out?

They were live streaming that on Rex Jones periscope on Twitter because every other outlet they're like banned from. How great would it be if Rex Jones was just huge on Tik Tok? He's just dancing around like pointing to things. He's doing the cowboy boogie. Yeah. He's like, Hillary Clinton's a vampire. He just points to it.

And he did dancing that dojo cat song. You know mama, mama. You know that one on Tik Tok. But I don't know, man. It was, it was a kind of interesting. It was a really, really interesting fucking day. I didn't think, I didn't know what it was going to be like. It went as well as it could have gone.

I was very pleasantly surprised by everything. I knew it would go well. He's a friendly fucking dude, you know. Do you think he retires? Do you think he keeps going? Do you think four more years and then he's done? Do you think he'll? I mean, this is sort of a dark thing to say, but I think he's kind of a guy that just

sort of drops one day. So he just goes till the end. I mean, that's interesting. Yeah. He just goes and rides it out until the end and he just keeps going. It's very possible. He just, he lives hard. I will say he looks a little better now.

He seems sober. Yeah. I think he stopped drinking. He's starting to get himself together, lose a little weight, you know. I mean, good for him, man, you know. But it's, it's wild to think about, you know, what's the next iteration of him? I don't know if there is one. Like if Trump is out in four years and then a Democrat gets back in or Democrat, like,

well, I wonder what then he becomes the outsider again, where he doesn't really have the access. But I think at that point he retires maybe. I think he kind of retires. You can't see someone filling those shoes. He's just a one of a kind guy. Yeah. And a lot of people would be happy that nobody's filling their shoes. Probably.

Well, like Paul Joseph Watson or any of these guys, they can't even come close. None of them have the gravitas. None of them are as entertaining. None of them are as wild. None of them are as, but I do think that nothing lasts forever. And then, you know, there will be people that will step into that role. You just don't know who they are going to be. I could never, dude, I could never spend every single day just talking about politics at like,

we talk about conspiracies and fair map, but we're always trying to be funny. And that's why I'm a comedian. I just want to, I want to make people laugh. I want to make people happy. And I could just never, whether it was Fox or CNN or info war or any of these, I, no matter what the outfit was, I could just never spend all day every single day just in like this fucking like on war footing. Yeah.

You said it before, dude, but you couldn't get paid enough money to keep your mouth shot anyway. You know? Yeah. Well, though, yeah, sure. But I don't know if info wars, I'd have to keep my mouth shot. I think I'd be allowed to say whatever I want. They would hire me.

I think they would hire me. That's the other thing. I had that thought today. Like, oh, I could work here. I had that thought when we were in Alex Jones's place. I'm like, I could get a job here and just have a show here. Probably. I mean, I could be wrong, but I don't think I'm wrong.

You could too. You could be my editor and we could just go there and work. I mean, that's how crazy we're not going to. We're not going to. We're not going to, but it just, that was a thought in my head. Like I was just like, oh, all the different ways this thing could go, you know, all the different ways comedy could go. I could be, I could get a show here talking about fluoride in the water and just start

doing that. Yeah. You know, in the same way that a lot of these comics went full SJW, like all they do, you know, they put out more content of them canvassing for Bernie Sanders than they put out of them being funny. You know? Yeah. It's interesting to me, but it's like, you can just, you could just end up in a place

where you wouldn't think. I wouldn't think when I started comedy, I didn't think I was going to be on Alex Jones show. Now it's stupid knowing me, knowing my personality. I don't know why I didn't think that going back. I should have fucking thought that, but it really does take you interesting. Did you ever think in your wildest dreams, you'd be on his show? Never.

Being interviewed by him? Never. Ever. Never. So cool, dude. I'm still just like, I'm just speechless about the whole thing. Yeah. You're going to have to watch it back with Katie and Jayce.

Like you're going to have to, I mean, you're going to get, tomorrow night, you'll be home by when it airs. Yeah, I will. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to, I'll clip it. I'm going to clip that one line I got.

I'll put it on Instagram. It's going to be, it's going to be wild to watch it with your brother and your fiance. I wonder if they heavily edited it too. We'll see. Hope, hope, hope not. Hope not. We'll see. Wouldn't it be funny if it just starts with him saying Michelle Wolf killed her baby?

We're just nodding and giving the thumbs up to the camera. We're nodding and giving the thumbs up. And that's, then by the way, that's all, that's it. And we're done. There's nothing else. It was supposed to be a whole segment, but he's like, Michelle Wolf killed her baby. We're like, yup. Thumbs up.

And then he's like, George Torres is a Nazi. Yup. And then it just goes Tim Dillon comedy. Ben Avery is good. It's like, whoa. Hold on. Slow the road. You know what we got to do now?

We got to, we got to go do Rush at some point. Limbaugh is going to be a near possibly does not have guests. No Collins. Collins. Yeah. I should imitate him to him. Ladies and gentlemen, it's El Rush. It's Rush Limbaugh.

El Rushboe. The Maharishi. Live. Live from sunny South Beach, Florida. It's open line Friday. Yeah. There's no, there's no, the only one that's really left. To do is Stern.

Yeah. Stern in New York City is the only one left to do. Yeah. I've done no late night shows. I never had an interest. I had no interest in Colbert or Fallon. I think my agent submitted a tape to Conan four years ago, but I've had, you know, no interest in doing late night

standup comedy, but I really have enjoyed going on all of these major podcasts and radio shows and internet shows. So I think the only one left to do that I'd really want to do would be Stern. Rush, I wouldn't even want to do because Rush, I find enjoyable even though he's fucking insane. He just should be completely alone just doing his thing. But like, I would, you know, Stern, you know,

Stern's the last one because we've done all, I mean, we're going to do your mom's house soon. That's going to be in the book soon. And then, you know, we've done Joe a bunch. We've done Alex. I've done Bennington and I've done, you know, Jim and Sam. I've done whatever is left of that whole, you know, New York kind of thing.

I mean, I haven't done the breakfast club, I guess. That would be cool with Charlemagne and them. I could do that. That's like Black Stern. I would love to see you do some mainstream stuff though, too, like Fallon. Yeah. Why didn't you think about that before we went to

Info Wars today? When you out of your mind, you fucking on crack. I would like to see you do some mainstream stuff as well. Now that we've done Info Wars, and Alex Jones has said that he loves our comedy. I think that the next stop would be Fallon. And are you seriously, you're a gas leak in the room? What am I going to do on Fallon?

I don't know. Just antagonize him. Go nuts. I mean, he'll never have me on Seth Mars. We'll probably never have me on. It's probably a good idea that they don't have me on. I mean, I've talked a lot of shit about Fallon. My pinned tweet is me saying I think that he bit someone,

which isn't true, but it's very funny. And I don't know that it isn't true, but I hope it's not true. You know, I mean, I've tweeted that Ellen DeGeneres is in the CIA, and I believe that there's a decent argument to be made for that, that she's an asset, that she's helping, you know, I mean, you know, the only guy that interacted with Stephen Paddock, the only guy we should have maybe,

we should have asked Jones about Paddock off air. Oh yeah. We're going back. Yeah. We're going back. And by that, I mean, tomorrow. No, I'm kidding. But we're going back because I would like to,

I would like to go back. We didn't get a chance to ask him a lot of things today. Like, off air. He was very busy. He was very busy. We did the segment. But what was interesting is like, I would like to ask him a lot of things about,

but Ellen was the only guy to interview, that interacted with Paddock directly. Ellen. And he goes interviewed on Ellen. Ellen. What? This guy was a witness. Is it, you know, the big,

what was it one of the biggest mass shootings in history or the biggest mass shooting in history? And then what's he going to do? Go to Ellen and do the boogie. What the fuck is going on? Have a, don't we have an interest in having a news person interview this guy to get some kind of statement on the record.

And we send them to Ellen. So that's the type of thing we start going. Yeah. Something's a little weird there. Something's a little weird when Ellen is the only person that gets to talk to the one guy. He's supposed to go on Hannity. I think he canceled.

Pretty sure he canceled. I think Ellen was like the one thing he actually did. That's like, just makes you think, just makes you go, hey, but I mean, I don't know that I'll get the opportunity to do any of those things. And it's okay.

That's okay. I'm not against doing them either, but I'm not, I understand why I'm not asked to do them. I'm not, I get it. I also get why SNL doesn't reach out. I get why, you know,

you know, it's disappointing. You know, I would like to make a good TV show. I'd like to make a good movie. I'd like to make something really funny. I'd like to answer the milk toast, horseshit, safe comedy with something real.

And you need money to do that. And you need somebody to get behind you to do that. Seriously. But until then, we'll just do what we're doing on our own and tell everyone to go fuck themselves, you know, with the help of our friends and people that really like comedy, you know,

but that's other than that, it's like, fuck it, you know, but it was, this was as close to a Black Mirror episode. Black Mirror, Infowars, Ben Avery,

Ed McMahon. Alex Jones kept calling you Ed McMahon. Like 20 times. Called you Ed McMahon 20 times. He's like, well, here with Ben Avery is good. Ed McMahon. He started talking about Caddyshack at some point, like for no reason.

He went into a few rants where I didn't know. I was just, I was on a roller coaster. I was just trying to ride it. I was just trying to grab words like, what, this, that, I'm okay. And I don't,

we didn't get a lot of flak. I thought we're going to get more flak. On your post, is anyone mad? I mean, no, I mean, listen, I'm not also going to read all the comments.

I've read some of them and nobody, nobody, I just don't think, I just don't think that, you know, I just don't think that people give that much of a fuck. I, I think that we've set up

people, we've managed people's expectations to where they understand that absolutely we're going to do something like this. Yeah. You know. And Alex has done a lot of good work.

And I mean, that's not the most popular thing to say, because he's done some work that isn't good and didn't work out well. That's also true. But I mean, when I mean good work, I mean,

there's nobody else that got into the Bohemian Grove and did what he did. There's nobody else had the balls to go in there and expose that. And whatever that means, you could say whatever you want. Maybe it is just a high infertility. Maybe it is just

the most powerful people in the world in hoods, sacrificing an effigy of a child, which is not a real thing. It's just like, whatever it is, it's like a child made of, you know, sticks or whatever they burn. We're hoping.

And then, and then there's this large owl and everything. And he got that on camera. And you can say whatever you want. If you have any interest in how society works, you can't ignore that. Right. You can't ignore that.

You can't ignore guys in the hoods, in the hoods in the woods. That's the other thing that my children will read. They'll read that book, that children's book, guys in the hoods in the woods. And it's not about the clan either. It's about the Bohemian growth.

But you can't ignore a bunch of guys chanting and doing like pagan rituals in the woods, especially when they own everything. It would be one thing if they owned nothing. And you'd be like, oh, those are the losers. They're so poor, they wear hoods and chant. Those fucking guys. But when it's like, who are those guys?

And it's like, oh, they own everything. They own banks and media companies and they're in the woods sacrificing a fake child and chanting. It's at least curious. You'd at least bring that up, right? When you were smoking pot with your buddies, you'd go, let me explain.

Let me ask you this. Let me tell you this. When you were eating Taco Bell with your boys and you're all fucking just a little high, you go, you know what's interesting? I watched a video the other day where the most powerful people in our country wear robes, go into the woods,

sacrifice the effigy of a child or sacrifice a child in effigy, however you say it, and they do it at the base of this large wooden owl and they chant. Isn't that fun? We don't really hear about that in school books. Isn't that interesting? It's odd. It's just odd.

You would just say it. I had a bunch of skulls, kids or whoever from all the different Ivy leagues, not all skulls, but like a lot of them messaged me when I said in the last podcast, messaged me if in their elite things, some of them created dummy Instagram accounts. Some of them were very funny and clearly not in skull and bones

and clearly just some of them were actually very funny than everything like that. A few of them I thought were very legit and a lot of them were just like, yeah, it's a high level fraternity where we're trying to create bonds amongst people we think are going to be future leaders, which I get. None of us know each other,

so we're all just trying to like, we go into these hyper personal situations, we all tell each other everything about ourselves and our secrets and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I get that. I'm not as weirded out by that. It's just the beginning of creating an elite. I get it.

It's very understandable to me. I totally get that. When you look at like, it's still going on when you're in your 40s, 50s, 60s, like you're not in college anymore. There's no homoerotic fun of being like, ooh, I'm in the coffin next to you. You know?

They don't even whack off in front of each other anymore at the skull and bones initiation. It's like, that's the fun part. That's the real fun part, you know? I messaged Adam Friedland and I said, you want to jerk off in a coffin? We don't even have to go to Connecticut. I said, I can make that happen

because it's a problem. It doesn't matter. Leave that communist. It doesn't matter. I'll take you to a coffin and treat you right. The point is this. The point is this. So that the sorority secrets fraternity

shit I kind of get because it's college kids and they're trying like, you know, fucking college is weird. No, by the way, I'm not saying that as the great rank comes out. It's not fun. It's not not fun.

And he's right. Fat Raymond visiting LA by the way next week. LA gets Fat Raymond. We're taking him to the pink wall. We're taking him to the influencers. We're taking him to the Beverly Hills Hotel. He's just going to destroy the city. I hope he destroys the entire city.

He's just going to come in and just destroy the entire city. He's going to throw a lit cigarette and start the Malibu fire again. Rogan's going to have to be evacuated again because Fat Ray is going to throw a cigarette and a fucking in a in a wooded area. But it is fucking

so on the one end like the skull and bones and that stuff and all of those elite groups I I think that they that's like a a farm team

for who will eventually be big power players and who will eventually do some probably nefarious things but not that's not nearly as weird to me as the Bohemian grove. It's just super weird. Now it's the same principle, right? It's the same principle, but the people are a lot older.

It's just interesting. It's odd and Alex Jones exposed that and again, it's well worth a watch and it's well worth a chat about it. It's fun to chat to go. I know that everything's about money. Eventually I'm not stupid and I know that everybody

wants money and power but it's very interesting to go. What role does the occult play in this stuff even just the optics of it? Like why are people so married to the optics

of the occult in the ruling class? Is it a way to just be edgy? Right. You know, because it could be, right? Right. Like James Aliphantus is an Instagram account when we were looking at that. This is just rich people just trying to be edgy. Trying to be cool. Well, maybe. Right. Here's the thing.

I don't know. I believe that there was probably a kernel of truth in the pizza gate thing. That doesn't mean that the whole thing was true. And the reason I don't think it's true or not as true as people said it was is because there were no victims. Franklin Scandal

victims, book, written about it. Grand juries were subpoenaed to cover it up. Pizza gate, there were no victims. Unless you believe that they're killing fucking everybody. Right. It's odd. Epstein, again, victims, hundreds, thousands. There's got to be

victims for these type of things, I think, to have credibility because they do. The Franklin Scandal, you know, when the Hollywood, when the Hollywood madam was killed, Debra Jean-Paul Free, who said I'm not suicidal and then killed herself. There's none of this is, but yeah, so when you

look at those pizza gram Instagram accounts, you're like what the fuck's going on? Because these are weird accounts. It's either rich people trying to be edgy, which I think they do because a lot of rich people are just boring and they haven't really had normal fulfilling experiences in life. So they try to be edgy

and they don't know how to do it and they, you know, their life famously in many cases doesn't have any stakes. So what they're trying to do is be dangerous and edgy, but I don't know. So when you look at the occult stuff, you go is it that?

Or is there something a little more sinister, a little darker, a little more superstitious? I don't know. And I don't know that I'll ever know. I'll only be able to look at it and glean from it what I think. You know, the Hollywood messaging and all like the music videos and stuff.

Is it overtly occult? Is it, is it trying to brainwash kids and whatever? I don't know. I think some of the people that work in Hollywood are very sick and God only knows what they would like to do.

God only knows what music videos would look like if Dan Schneider directed all of them. You know what I mean? You just God only knows. So I don't know. I don't, you know, but I do think there's a fair amount of that, but I also think a lot of it, again, is just people trying to be edgy, trying to be

goth, trying to be interesting. Billie Eilish is not that talented. She's just not that good. There's a lot of distractions from the music because the music and I'm not hating on Billie. Shout out to Billie. She's good

for her. Am I hating on her? I think she is talented. But again, you wouldn't hear Billie Eilish's voice and lose your mind and go, this is the greatest thing ever, right? But her songs are very catchy and her brother's very talented at writing them and she does have

like a melodic, like whatever, like whatever. But that was my impression of her. I like Satan. Whatever it is. Because that's your song. When you listen to the lyrics, it'll be like all the good girls

suck Satan's cock. And everyone's like, woo! So talented. But I think, so where does the goth stuff come from there? Is it like, is she a tool of the elite establishment? I don't think so. I think they're just compensating for the lack of voice.

I think Whitney Houston just got out there and killed it. I think Eilish is just like, yeah, it's everything now. It's not just the voices, the fashion. And I'm a goth and I'm this and I'm damaged and I'm that. And I think that's more what it is. That's my belief from but again, what do I,

is there somebody in the background that like has an interest in this stuff being, who knows? But I think from what I've seen a lot of these people in Hollywood that are just trying to be goth or edgy or dark or damaged. They're doing it to compensate for just not being that talented.

Let's be honest. Let's call it what it is. Let's call it what it is. Okay? You know, you're not Ella Fitzgerald. You're not somebody who is just like, fucking wow! Go listen to Summertime by Ella Fitzgerald by the way. Go listen to something like that.

I thought Janice Joplin had a good version of Summertime, that heroin addict dyke. And then I listened to Ella Fitzgerald and the jazz singing, the bebop was so good. You know, and I like Janice too, but so I think that's what it is. But again, that doesn't mean

that doesn't mean that there aren't people there that are into some sick shit. And if they could telegraph that sick shit through whatever art, I'm sure that's also. I mean, when you watch Woody Allen movies and they're all about his relationship with very young women and then you hear about that,

you cannot look at those and go, huh? I mean, at the very least, you know, huh, okay. Yeah, like that part from the Indiana Jones movie with the teen girl, where she's like 20 and she's like, Indy, you shouldn't have done that to me.

I was just a girl and supposedly George and George Lucas and Steven Spilbert were arguing about like what would have happened or something. Yeah, why would we need to make Indiana Jones a pedophile? But also, if the goal was to normalize it, why would you make such a weird reference

it was so, I don't know. I mean, listen, you could look at a million things and go, what is this? What is that? That's when you start to lose your mind. You start talking about Taylor Swift being in the monarch cult. Right. You know? Well, it was great about Chris and Yanis being in L.A. this past week, because we were having dinner

with an executive at Ocean Prime. And Yanis goes, how many people in Hollywood do you think are actually a pedophile? And he's just cutting it to a stake and he goes, I'd say about half. Like Yanis said, Yala said the people in the Golden Globes. Oh, yeah, the Golden Globes. And then, because there's

60 million people in California, most of them work at grocery stores. But it was funny, man. That was so funny. And then Yanis looks at me and goes, what the fuck is going on? Aren't you enough hot, 19, 20 year olds for you people? Like what's enough to not for ready? There is just

a fucking I can't convey to you people how surreal the day was. But how it's a logical conclusion

of a lot of the things we've been doing in the sense that when me and Ben started becoming friends, we wanted to make ourselves laugh. We wanted to explore areas that most people had the good sense

not to explore. Most people open the door, they see something, they go, no, no, no, no. They open the door crack, they go, not for me. We wanted to open the door and walk fully into it and see what it was. And that's what we've done and probably hopefully what we'll continue to do.

And this was like the culmination of it to go on that show to see the operation, talk to this guy. We both, you know, felt like you kind of knew and really to just climb as far as we could into that fucking

MacBook. I mean, which is pretty scary, but you know, two years ago we were watching Info Wars at your house smoking cigarettes in the garage laughing because it's funny.

And now two years later we are on the show being interviewed by this guy and with an open invite back which we'll definitely take it's just a fucking interesting you know, two years.

It's been a pretty productive two years. You're sober two years. This is like your two-year sober anniversary with Alex Jones on Info Wars. If I make it to midnight, yeah. Yeah, great, great question, great call. If Alex calls us back up and wants to hang out.

If Alex calls us and wants us to relapse right now, we absolutely would. We'd drive right to a studio and start getting fucked up. We'll smoke a rock with Alex Jones. We'll smoke a crack with Alex Jones right now. If he wanted us to. Absolutely. But it will be on the Patreon. We'll clip it up. We'll throw it on the Patreon.

timdillacomedy.com for all the live tour dates that are moving forward. We have a lot of stuff coming up. We hope you guys are grabbing tickets to it. We have even more dates that are coming up that we're going to announce. Me, Nick Mullin, and Luis Gomez are going to do something

in LA. How cool is that? We have Zaneys in Chicago. Old Town Chicago is one of my favorite rooms. February 5th through the 8th, I'm going to be there. Please get tickets to that. That's going to be a great fucking show. They're selling

pretty quick. I think we're almost maybe three, we were half sold out a while ago. We're probably all three quarters of the way sold out. You know, Ontario, Canada, the Grand Gerard Theatre, February 14th and 15th, Valentine's Day. If you like me and you live in Toronto

and a lot of you have messaged me, why are you not going to Toronto? I am. The Grand Gerard Theatre, Ontario, Canada 15th and 14th of the month. New York, New York, Caroline's, March 12th through the 14th, Caroline's Comedy Club,

Bloomington, Minnesota, April 9th through the 11th, the House of Comedy, Phoenix, Arizona, May 7th through the 9th. I think we just moved one of those dates to late February to be part of JFL Northwest. So I'm trying to think what would be Northwest. I'm not sure.

Or maybe we move the Edmonton date, Canada at the comic strip. I don't know. Edmonton, we're going to be Canada's in June. Let me tell you what date got moved right now because I don't want people to start screaming at me and I know that you will. You're like, yes, that's crazy. The lies. I feel

bad if you bought tickets for Cap City on Wednesday. They're honoring them Thursday. Helium and Philly. Lots of requests to come here. March 19th through the 21st. Helium in Philadelphia. Make sure that's not Skankfest Ben. Google Skankfest South

in Houston. I don't think it is. But March 19th through the 21st, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Helium. Come check that out. If you saw me a year and a half ago, I've got a new hour material. You'll enjoy it.

Skankfest South is March 27th through the 29th. Perfect. Okay, good. That's perfectly fine. Another thing. April 23rd through the 25th we're back in Dallas at Hyenas nightclub.

Comedy nightclub. We're in Fort Worth. We did the Hyenas. We're back in Dallas. Okay. Let me tell you another thing. Let me just tell you this date that just got changed. Because I don't want you. Okay, here it is. House of Comedy.

Okay. We are moving to February 20th and we're going to be part of JFL Northwest. So, that is House of Comedy, New Westminster, British Columbia. I don't even know when that was supposed to be.

That was going to be March 5th through the 8th. Well, we've never even talked about that. So, well, now we're going to be in British Columbia in late February. We're going to B.C. House of Comedy in New Westminster, British Columbia. There are more dates.

timdilloncomedy.com has all the dates, all the ticket links, Tim J. Dillon, D.I. LLON on Instagram and Twitter. Please leave the podcast a five star review. I mean, a positive review and a five star rating on Apple Podcast. Of course, it's available on Spotify. Subscribe to our YouTube channel.

The Tim Dillon Show, not my personal dumb channel with nothing on it. Go to the Tim Dillon Show YouTube channel. Subscribe. Video is coming in the new year when Ben gets his fucking lazy act together. Oh, and subscribe to the YouTube Clips channel. You subscribe to the YouTube Clips channel, which is what?

Tim Dillon Clips? Yeah. Tim Dillon Show Clips or Tim Dillon Clips? Yeah, let me see. I've got to force feed them like children. Like little baby. I'm so beat right now. I just want to go to bed. But I have to go to Capp City and put on a hell of a show. Yeah, Tim Dillon Show Clips.

Tim Dillon Show Clips. Subscribe to the Clips channel, the YouTube channel. Me, Nick Mullen, Luis Gomez will be doing something. We hopefully, hopefully the main room of the comedy store, a live podcast and a stand-up show. Let's see if that comes to fruition. It would be really great if it does.

Let's see. Ben Avery, do you have anything to say? Of course, go to patreon.com slash the Tim Dillon Show. Right. 145 archives there. A lot of great episodes. And we have like 25 bonus episodes now.

If you're having a problem with the Patreon app, you're functionally retarded. It's a bad app. Tell them what to do. You're supposed to link the RSS feed to your podcast player of choice. You're not supposed to use the app unless you want to engage with people. Do not use it to listen to the show. Or you can use it on your desktop.

It works fine. And you can download it that way. But link the custom RSS feed. I have it in the info on the Patreon page. And when you sign up, it emails you the link. So I don't know what you guys are doing. From Ben Avery, yeah. Stop yelling them. Yelling them for other reasons. Like where's the studio, you know?

Yelling them for that. Yelling them for no video. Yelling them for that. From Ben Avery, myself and all of us at Infowars. There is a war on. There is a war on for your mind. And from our prison planet to yours. Have a good day.