The Tim Dillon Show - 238 - Keep Your Mouth Shut

Episode Date: February 7, 2021

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Tim Dillon's show. We do apologize for there and being no video We also apologize for our lateness. I don't think we've really ever been late With an episode before we may have been but don't bring it up And the reason that we were late is because we are traveling We are moving the studio across the country. That is also the reason for no video. We were just at water burger Which is a very average and I know people get angry when I say that but I Mean, I don't understand the hoopla Have people never been out of their homes. I mean, what what is the pride with that?

It's it's fine. I Mean the barbecue bacon burger is good, but the plain water burr. I mean, what are we doing? The same thing with in and out, you know Devon and I to get really excited about in and out You know, I mean if people get excited about fast food You know, and they're not embarrassed either. They're they shamelessly now Taco Bell is different Taco Bell is an iconic cultural experience, but these other places are not They're simply not and I don't know what to tell you but we did just want to apologize to that, you know You know, you're consuming something that's completely free. So you deserve it exactly when we

Give it to you to be quite honest. Most of you some of you are paying for the patreon But we're we're always on time with that Ben showed me a video. It's still kind of it's still sits with me and Can we play the audio? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I'll put the audio in right here. Are we allowed to put the audio in? Um, I wonder if it could get flagged especially this early in the episode, too. It's really

heinous, I Mean not a lot of stuff Rattles me and this rattled me. It's a murder double murder suicide in Philadelphia over The shoveling of snow, I don't even It I guess there was a couple and they were using a snowblower or they were using Shovels shovels. Yeah, and they were shoveling snow

onto another dude's driveway on onto his lawn onto his lawn. Yeah, and He they were at at war Yeah, this has been removed from Twitter now if you're trying to find it by the way And it's a video of the guy and they're calling them. It's a couple and they're like What are you gonna do pussy and it's like a scene from Fargo? I don't know because it's snowing and he's just blanketed with snow and then the guy Comes out of his house

The guy that they the couple is shoveling the snow on his lawn. They're calling him pussy. What are you gonna do pussy? We're gonna make your life a living hell. We're gonna make your life a living hell. Yeah, I mean What are you know when you say something like that? It gets to people when you choose those words. We're gonna make your life a living hell and he leaves his house shoots them both in the street They're crawling around in the street then he goes back into his house. What does he get an AK-47 AR 15 AR 15? he comes back out and He he looks at the woman and this is where I even as I talk about it's creepy

You're watching the end of somebody's life He looks at her and he goes you should have kept your mouth shut and then he shoots her in the head And then he goes and shoots the husband It was so viscerally Disturbing and I'm usually not Disturbed I usually don't watch Executions all the time, but I've seen things and I'm still this video for whatever reason

lodged in my head and It's because I'm horrified watching it You get a bad feeling from the moment the video begins playing You know something very bad is gonna happen. It's eerie Usually you don't feel that but from the minute it starts playing you go. This isn't something fun this doesn't end in a fun This isn't a snowball fight. There's something about I don't know what it is

But there's an energy there you go, you know, this is gonna go off the rails You don't know how bad it's gonna be and then when he comes out and he shoots them both and goes back in gets an AR then comes back out and Shoots her and here's the thing and then he kills himself. Yeah, right goes back inside the cops come he blows his head off yeah, and Here's the thing, right? You watch this guy Shoot a woman point blank in the face in the middle of a street

with an AR 15 and Right before he shoots her he says he goes you should have kept me a mouth shut and you're watching it and It's so horrifying But Now now I have to be delicate here But Three little letters, what a word but She should have kept her mouth shut and

The last things She's gonna hear on this earth Is the greatest lesson? She'll ever learn and it's sad That it had to be that way I'm not condoning his actions But there's something about shooting someone point blank in the face and delivering a message that they need to hear It's

Tough to watch You can probably find it on the dark web or something. It's floating around you don't even have to go to the dark web It's tough to watch. I don't even know where Ben finds these things. I Don't know what he even does. I don't know what he does with his time when he's not with me I don't know what he does. He just sits in his garage and watching people murder each other What what is wrong with him? But I was I felt bad that it ended the way it did where everybody died, but I did I did feel That that woman needed to hear and her husband

It's not about gender that that woman needed to hear those words And it's sad that after that he shot a point blank in the face with the AR But it's it's hard because you watch it and you just you you watch the video and you go, you know Well, number one, how's the quarantine working out for everyone? Because this probably this might have happened before the pandemic Or before this, you know, whatever it is a pandemic, but I mean before this shut down. I Don't know this last year has has sent people To the edge to the brink and when you watch this you go. Yeah, this seems to be

Something that is the result of People being pushed to their breaking point and he broke and he shot this woman and her husband Watching them crawl around on the snow Is so Rattling it's disturbing watching them crawl around for a good 60 seconds On the snow watching that is really really disturbed, but but but

But They were being very antagonistic They were This is the thing It's you it They're saying to the guy gonna make your life a living hell Call it pussy pussy. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do and he just had it? I'm not saying I enjoyed watching it it disturbed me I've covered that

But what I'm saying is that it's very difficult To not Understand a Fraction of the man's anger. He did not handle it in a productive way You know I was Taken back by the like I've watched videos that are similar to that before never that I found Like this freak, but people show me shit and go look at this. I go You know and and this really took a mental residence in my mind because it was just this snowy bleak day in Philly and

People it was just hatred on display like a scene out of Fargo like the end of Fargo it was rough to Watch it Made me deeply sad Truly about the future of humanity and about the effects of this period has had on everybody but I Did like seeing that when we get shot in the face because

because Sometimes you do want to shoot somebody in a face point blank And when he looks at me goes you should have kept your mouth shut and She knows what's coming and she knows she pushed the wrong person And she's laying in the snow about to get shot in the head this this episode will get lighter But as she's about to get shot in the head. She's laying in the street Probably what went through her mind is I should have kept my mouth shut maybe I should have kept my mouth shut and

It's hey sit all around Not advocating it wouldn't do it wouldn't advise it tough to watch Not good. Don't go look for the video. It will be disturbing unless you're into that In which case it's great If you're into it, don't get into it. Don't be that guy Unless this is how you come and try not to be that guy either What were your feelings on the video because you're the one who fucking brought it into my life, I'm sorry

No, I mean I I think I've I think I've been quite clear here was a little it was a mixed bag It's like this weird like Norman Rockwell scene where it's just a couple shoveling their snow and then all of a sudden like within 30 seconds, they're both laying in a pool of their own blood. It's just I mean, it's horrific It's a horrific thing all caught on the the by the way the videos from a one of those doorbells Like a ring cam a ring cam. Yeah, and then you know halfway through it, too Their autistic son runs out the couple to check on them And then when he sees him coming back in with they are 15 He runs off and then that's when he does the execution shots

So there's like a whole scene developing there of them trying to help the mom and him trying to help his mom and dad And then the guy just comes back out and does the deed well I'll tell you one thing that kids not gonna step out of line You know you want to talk about a polite kid You want to talk about a polite? kid I Watched my mother get shot in a grill For running a fat mouth and I've learned to just let it happen

Let life happen and I feel bad for him and I feel bad for everyone involved here But is there any better way to ensure that? Somebody is gonna be You know a little passive I Mean by the way those parents would know great shakes For that kid I'm not saying they should have been executed in front of them But they were not that was not going to be a

Great life with them, you know Maybe there's family. Maybe the grant the grandparents took him in I read in the article. Mm-hmm better situation Better situation Do you think in that woman's high school yearbook she was voted most likely to get shot in the face Outside of her house while shoveling snow Because that should be a new category in Philly high school yearbooks It should be most likely to get shot point blank range by an AR 15 By an angry neighbor who you are harassing

It would be so much easier to feel bad for them if they weren't like pussier, but what are you gonna do pussy? That was her whole thing. They were like, what are you gonna do you do something about it? You know They were just like do something about it do something about it do something about it And then finally the guy snapped what's interesting is he shot them both he comes up with what a handgun Yeah with a nine millimeter and he shoots them and goes that's not enough and you watch the guy crawl into the garage again Very disturbing and then he goes back in the house and you think the video is ending because she's like call the cops Right, and you think oh the video is ending and And I got to be honest as a video as a piece of media as

media It's disappointing because it doesn't feel like there's closure I'm being very honest The guy crawls into the garage and then the woman's like call the cop and she's still being annoying She's shot and in the street and still pushing everybody's buttons and you're like, you know This is needs a resolution and Then he comes out with the AR and a part of you goes. Oh, no But then a part of you perks up because you go

Just a second ago. I said there was not gonna be a resolution here now. I think there might be oh and there is and and there's something about The the final words there really is and Again, if you know these people, I mean, you know Sorry There's something about the final words You should have kept me mashing because you should have

Kept your mouth shot He says that to her and then he just blows her head away and Then he shoots the guy then he walks into the garage and gets him We don't hear if he said anything to him. I don't think he did Because it's like it's hard to follow up Where you go, you should have kept your mouth shut boom and then you got to have a real good line and

Now if you don't have Joel and Ethan Cohen doing it like Fargo, you're not gonna have a good line for the husband. I Mean he could have said something like when he walked into the garage to the husband could have said something like, you know, I Don't even know I'm on the spot now, but if he like looked at him and it was like You know I Don't know like time for you to join your wife or something You know Something I don't know. I'm on the spot here. It's hard. Yeah, like a rotten hell really wouldn't work That doesn't know not after not after the very succinct. There's no fat in that sense

You should have kept your mouth shut. There's not one extra syllable. He would it was succinct It was clear the message was delivered with precision as as are well the shots were as well But to then to the husband you got you he probably walked in there and from split-second was like do I have something good for him, too? And then he was like I don't and I just kind of shoot him so he shot him It'd be great if he just had something good You know But you know those guys at Philly he'd get hacky he'd be like say hello to my little friend like something hacky where you're like Oh, this is disappointing

That's the thing about Long Island Any of my friends who will certainly do this I know people who will definitely shoot people in the face Probably over shoveling snow, but the last thing they say to them will be such a hacky dumb derivative line From like Ace Ventura when nature calls Like they will say something that has nothing to do You know, they'll just they'll do a Jim Carrey line from the mask, you know, they'll be like

Smoking Somebody stop. Yeah, somebody stop me like it'll have not it will be completely cartoonish and embarrassing And then they won't my friends won't kill themselves because they don't have that level of intelligence So then the cops they'll have to play out in court what they said and they'll be like some guy There was just like going like some neighbor. It was like, yeah I think he yelled say hello to my little friend And they're like the line from Scarface. Yeah, he yelled that and then he shot her in the head

You know like yeah, yeah, he said nobody puts baby in a corner and then shot her in the mouth We were confused. We didn't know how the original argument started No, nobody I know full on either would have like to just say you should have kept your mouth shut. It's a real movie quality line to deliver and I'm judging. I am judging this only as media as Content, I am not saying murder is good. I am saying cut as content as Content because I'm a consumer of content as we all are and when Ben showed it to me said well, this is content

It's content. It's a double murder suicide. He goes He said to me because it's a double be warned because it's a double murder suicide in Philadelphia over a snow shoveling, but then I settle in And then I go, okay, but I'm still expecting it to be good, right? I still want it to be good and It was good because it's you think it ends and it doesn't he goes back in the house And then he comes out and he has the great line so as content and what is it three minutes two minutes and 20 seconds It's perfect for Twitter. Yeah, perfect for Twitter. Yeah, two minutes and 20 seconds perfect for Twitter whoa

And of course for IGTV you put it on IGTV with a nice cover photo of the guy standing over the woman with the AR 15 It's content folks. Don't get sensitive I'm looking at it as a piece of content as you should And that guy then goes in and how does he kill himself? What did he do? I think the AR 15 just in the mouth. Yeah Wow because he didn't want to go through the trial he didn't want to go through the whole thing Yeah It's getting bad out there It's been bad out there

We all know coronavirus COVID-19 is a random devastating thing. We get it Probably lab-made More and more credible people are saying that now that will probably be Something that becomes an accepted belief Sooner rather than later, maybe not a bio weapon, but certainly a manipulated virus for maybe research purposes or a Bioweapon, we don't know in some stage of development, but a lot of people are saying that now and we get it It's incredibly unpredictable and strange

But it's a Sophie's choice that we cannot keep everything closed down. We know that it's not possible somebody has to work and then the rage at like Chappelle and Rogan and anyone that's gotten on a stage and Done stand-up comedy and the rage at restaurants opening outside. I Understand people could criticize you go. Hey, I do not agree with this I don't think is it but the rage people that don't understand that There are as Thomas all with there's no solutions here only trade-offs Only, you know the rage that people have at Small businesses for opening

At reduced capacity, I can't wrap my head Around it. I think it's that there's a lot. Listen when you read these Twitter accounts of the people that are truly angry At at people for opening restaurants or doing comedy shows Does anyone believe that those people care about people? Does anyone think that that's coming from an altruistic place? That they're concerned about people's health or do these people just hate life and they love the idea that they're not gonna have to leave their home and Shake somebody's hand and look them in the eye and participate in any social

Situation and they like that they like it because on the internet they have Maybe something going on. Maybe maybe they have 8,000 Twitter followers But in real life Many of these people don't exist Truly they don't exist. They're like vapers. They're barely there they are strange gaunt odd

Anti-social people who hate real life they have found solace On the internet, which is where they would like life to stay forever And I think a lot of that's where the a lot of the rage Comes from like the anger at a restaurant and cases are dropping now cases are falling and

you know if you can't open up when cases are falling and You you can't open up people against you opening up when cases are rising When would you open up? Well when there are no cases When no one is sick What? Makes no sense. I Just read an article on the Financial Times are like some guy. This is what amazes me that people get paid

To write articles like this a guy goes like this to Financial Times. He goes. Yeah, I don't think Containment with China is gonna work You think? He goes yeah, cuz I'm looking at the stats here and I just don't think we're gonna be able to Contain China. I Don't think we're gonna be able to put him in a box. Oh Good, I'm glad someone wrote you a check for that take How studious and then he went through all the reasons Martin Wolf. Yeah, he went through all the reasons

He's like, yeah, China's economy more powerful the Soviet Union's this that and the other and it's like, yeah Yeah, it's probably a bad course of action to uh and and I mean He's like, yeah, we're gonna have to learn to cooperate with them. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think so I Would I would say that that's probably gonna Yeah, I don't think we're gonna be able to smack them around We're not gonna be able to run out of our house with an AR-15 and blow their head away It's gonna be a bit difficult. We're gonna have to work together to get to snow off the street

That's what we're gonna have to do What do you think by the way about your boy Elon Musk? Cuz I know you love Tesla so much saying they're gonna be fully self-driving in like what two weeks He's he's been saying that for like three years. Yeah, a lot of people think he's full of shit Yeah, a lot of people think he's just but when he says stuff like that the stock just goes up a great. Yeah, that's great Good. Well, I hope when you're in your car and you're incinerated this the stock price Makes you feel comfortable as you and your wife are burning the death in your Tesla because this guy told you it was gonna drive you home

Maybe it will one day. I don't really know, you know Everybody's so goddamn sensitive now. So if Elon Musk hears this out, we're kidding Elon And we don't know if we're kidding yet. We'll let you know Hopefully Ben still gets to work every day Everyone is so goddamn saying you can't say anything About anybody anymore without a problem, you know, like I made the joke about Eric Weinstein and Lex Friedman I was like on the patreon ago. What have these guys done? They're clearly smart guys the joke is about the fact that like

Yes, they're both, you know Lex is in robotics and everything's brilliant guy and Eric Weinstein is very smart and everything but like, you know The trans discussion has sucked all of the oxygen out of the room So I'm sure these people have brilliant takes on other issues But is it fair to say that the trans issue has been on the forefront and I'm for one. I'm a little bored of the truck I don't care anymore. If you cut your tits off or sew a dick on I don't care what you call yourself It doesn't bother me if you want to become a woman so you can beat them up in a ring

I'm almost for that as long as you look at them before you do it and go you should have kept your mouth shut But what I'm saying is I'm not saying I'm kid they're clearly very intelligent people But like why is everyone now a guru? Why do people jump out of their lane and they become a guru for every issue in life? No one has any type of specialization anymore if people I mean everybody is just like like firing wildly Going yeah, I'm a scientist or I'm this or I'm that and also I know everything

About everything I should be your go-to For every question you have about any issue that could ever come up now or in the future That's where I get confused. It's not that they're not smart It's not that they're not they don't have valuable things to say I just get confused as to how everybody immediately becomes a guru overnight people just become they just decide I You got problems. I'll tell you what it is. What are we doing today race? gender

Sexuality vaccines. What do we got put it on the whiteboard? I got the answer. I got the answer Bring it on weather war Religion What's on the grill today? sizzle it up Salt and pepper it. It's ready to go. I Don't have to let anything marinate. I'm ready to go It's just

Fascinating that's all that's all I'm ever saying. I love everyone and support them I'm just curious as to how everybody Is an expert in every issue that could ever arise from any discipline ever That's interesting to me. That's all and maybe that's the case Maybe it's the case that there are seven intelligent people and the rest of the world are hacks and shills I Don't know That's YouTube you go on YouTube

basically the premise of of YouTube is I get it and Everyone else that's ever lived or studied this issue is either a bad-faith actor hack Shill has been bought off is a liar is being blackmailed and I have figured it out and nobody else has That's all it's curious to me It's curious and then if you make jokes people can anger you the people by the way Who defend jokes?

Defend comedy and they always go out and go comedy is being neutered by the PC police and then you make jokes about them and they go Actually, we don't like that You go, well, wait a minute. I don't understand. I thought comedians were vital Sort, I thought this was a vital activity What and they go, well, yeah, yeah, but I don't know I don't know People get angry at you The same the people get angry at you for kidding around and you go, yeah, it's a joke. I'm the comedian You shouldn't take me seriously. No one should it's a comedy podcast. Maybe I say some interesting things

Maybe I'm right about some of what I say, but it's a goof I look at shit that may or may not be bullshit and I call it out It may not be bullshit and it may be bullshit But that's where a lot of my comedy comes from Okay, and then the people that are like all these people that are like, you know, the Comedians are being you know, there's the backlash now to the backlash as a smarter friend of mine has said is Becoming as sanctimonious as the woke people the other side of the woke people there They are now as boring as the woke, you know

Used to watch the woke people and go Jesus Christ shut up and now the other side. You're like Jesus Christ. You should also shut up Should we just get academics completely out of public life? Should we just exile academic? I don't know But it's just this sanctimonious All the time the left is waging a war on your private choices They want you to be completely and then if you you make a few and they're like and they always love comedy Well, these people because the left is insane and the woke people do go after comedy and they do take people's jobs And I understand that so the people that

Recognize that I applaud and then you go. Yeah, but you're also a little goofy and then they go. Well, I thought wait a minute Wait a minute You're giving ammunition to the other side somebody said that to me they go Well, when you make fun of those people whom you agree with I go Yeah, I agree with a lot of them But they go but yeah But if you make fun of me give ammunition to the other side and I go but that's the exact argument that Leftists or not leftist per se, but you know liberal or whatever you want to call them woke social justice

Warriors, that's the same argument that they use they said you can't make a joke about race because you're a racist and you're giving ammunition to Racist so if I make a joke about Barry why or whoever the fuck I'm talking about Eric Weinstein, whatever I'm giving ammunition to The lunatics who think that gender is you know created that Bill Maher created gender or whatever Whatever these fucking lunatics in San Francisco believe I'm giving ammunition to them because I've made a joke about someone that disagrees with them It's the same SJW playbook. It's the same exact thing. It's actually the same exact thing It's we like comedy when it fits in the the box of what we would like it to and It doesn't really matter. It's just comedy except if it's directed at us. It's a powerful force that must be vanquished

It's a powerful force that must be vanquished unless it is exactly what we want it to be make fun of us in the way that you want Us to be made fun of please. Thank you Thank you They love roasts all these that you know the tech people the people on clubhouse or any of these guys I talked to you they all like yeah comedies about roasting. No, it's not Roasting for the most part is pretty stupid. There are some people that are brilliant at it Geraldo and Jeff Ross or whatever you go you go back throughout history. It's important Comey. It's like an important comedic skill. You should every good comic should have a little bit of it, but it's boring. It's

It's you know, it's it's very formulaic There's nothing there. You're fat. You're gay. You're bald. You're black. You're there. There's nothing there dummies But some of the most successful people in the world they love roasting because God forbid a comedian say anything That makes them think and they have some existential moment So they just like can you call them a faggot please because I don't So when you meet a lot of these people that are that are successful They think the comedians jobs like her roast them. Yo thrash them You go trash that guy

Who can't like is there anything more boring than that? By the way, there's really more boring than watching people just trade insults back and forth. What level? I mean, I just don't understand But that's what a lot of very smart very successful people love they love watching people insult each other That is their idea of comedy. That's what they think it is. It's just in soul pick Look at a brown guy. Say he's a terrorist That's comedy You know, it's really crazy, but I don't want to get in the weeds over this

And then everybody goes then everybody's response is like why don't I just come on the show and we'll hash it out It's like no, I don't I don't want to do this for five hours of a lecture I don't want to do it. I respect you. I think you're smart, but at the end of the day, it's like I'm so deeply suspicious of people who level accusations at people and then they themselves Exhibit that behavior. It's like the Q and on people that were going away for child porn, right? That wasn't shocking because they spent 18 hours a day thinking about child porn So it's also not shocking to me that if you call people snowflakes for years and years and years and that somebody says something about you And then you actually become the snowflake because it's like oh you are intimately acquainted with the idea of

What a snowflake is Because you're exhibiting those characteristics yourself you know It's one of the other folks either comedy doesn't matter and it's fun and you can like it or not and take From it what you want and leave the rest or It's an important social force that everyone needs to govern pick one please Pick one

Can't be everything Can't be everything it can't be like hey It's just a joke and then when it's about something you don't like you go whoa wait a minute I saw that after the White House Correspondents dinner with Michelle Wolfe When she did that and then everybody came in all the same people that were like these leftists or snowflakes and Michelle Made a few jokes about Trump and these people lost their goddamn mind I'm just learning I'm just learning That's all I'm doing here

Get mad at me. I'm insignificant. I Don't matter yeah, I have an audience because we have fun and we say funny stuff and some of it makes a lot of sense That's not my fault That's not my fault, you know, and I make fun of Gary V. I don't hate Gary V. He's probably a really good guy I'm sure he's helped people, but the advice he gives is very vague in general. It's Ridiculous the words he uses and the or the way he arranges them is Ridiculous, so for somebody to not call that out is

That I wouldn't be doing my job If I pulled up Gary V quotes and read them aloud and said now that I've told you these things Go start a business. You would look at me like I was on I was smoking Rock Cocaine Smoking crack you go wait what? And I'm like, yeah, you know kindness is speed and empathy is Marketing is queen and content is king and you know gratitude is whatever go go do it now

Yeah gratitude is Gratitude is speed What? Whatever he's saying, but I'm sure he's a smart guy and I'm sure he said things that have value To certain people, but it's funny Imagining people trying to fashion a sense of what the hell is going on in their life And in their business from the quotes that dribble out of his mouth. It's you know Which is why like I you can go to dinner with people and you can become friends with people

And I talked to a big comedian once it was like the Jeff Bezos invited me to like his summer camp once and the big Community was like yeah, I didn't want to go because you start to realize as a comic You're not supposed to be that tight with any of these people Because you're gonna have to make fun of them or something they do and they're just gonna get angry with you because they want to own you They just want to own you You know, I you know something they're not they're not like Evil malevolent people they just like anybody

Want to control you they see you they're like you're a jester I want to I want to own you and I I want you to poke fun at the things I'd like you to poke fun at but I don't want you to say things. I'm not comfortable with and that's why It's just funny and I'm like really insignificant compared to the person who told me the story about Bezos But when you even the people that I'm kind of friendly with now or in a I know who they are They know who I am and we maybe go to dinner and maybe I see them out and they You know or they they have some appreciation for what I do they like you

until You cross a line and there's always a line There's always something that you shouldn't say or can't say and as a comic you got to make a decision you go Am I gonna be one of the late-night guys that goes on stage and reads Propaganda that's handed to them five minutes earlier and then they got it to like go like yeah the Wall Street bats people are Russians

But I'm change like you know like poor Jimmy Kimmel's got to run out there and go Yeah The Russian disruptors In Wall Street bats because it's again. He didn't have that thought does anyone think Jimmy Kimmel had that thought Think Jimmy Kimmel came up with that on his way to work We left his mansion on the way to work. He goes. You know why bet's doing this. I bet it's Russian disrupt No, it was handed to him God only knows how they got into the writers room. There's somebody from the CIA in the writers room

Which isn't hard to do, you know So diversity hire right out of Langley, here's your new writer no was in the Boba low No, why is he where do you come from? False church Virginia shut up. Don't worry about it. Here's the monologue today. Go out and say they're Russian disruptors Okay You know Here's your new head writer Gina Haspel If you get if you're smarter you get that

But like that that's what you got to do. She's got to stay wait. That's why now. It's my first episode of taxes I'm in the whole country and Nobody's told me said nobody's like nobody's offended or upset And it doesn't mean that I don't value but like I have said on my show. I think Eric Weinstein is an ally somebody who I agree with and I think the version of the world he would like is much more similar to my own Then the version of the world that his enemies would want But that doesn't mean I can't make a joke here

I mean, this is absurd and it's just a little crazy, you know, it's a little it's a little crazy I don't want to be the guy that gets handed notes to to say In between, you know ads for Home Depot. It's not what I want to do So I just got to be a little careful. I think you got to be like I think when people start knowing who you are and you start becoming friends with people and whatever there's weird pressures to like Come down on this side of this or that side of that and whatever People want us to have lunch with all these people now and we go no

Amen go. I don't want to have lunch with you. I would have lunch with these people like writers, you know writers journalists want to have lunch with us for what? Why I Don't know. There's something about that where I go. Oh, you want something You want something and I don't I don't I'm I'm not interested in Sitting down with you and hearing your spiel. I Know the spiel You know, I we see it all the time

These people aren't exactly shy I Need to have lunch with them You know, I Would like to have lunch with Jordan Peterson Because he's a guy that's very interesting To me and I think he's been through a lot of interesting stuff. I think I'm doing Michaela's podcast. Yes. Yes, yeah Can we have a little fun with the intellectual dark web, that's all I'm saying can't we poke fun at the can't you get a little fun made

Of you guys and gals We don't have to get our gender-conforming panties in a twist We can just enjoy They go that guy. Yeah, that guy that fat idiot just says what he wants. He's an idiot. That's the response, you know but

You know That's right. That's where I live on all this stuff. You can't Get too deep into any of these worlds because your job is to really try to make fun of everybody So, you know, you can't get it's not a crusade It's not it's not my problem Hey It's not my problem that your daughter's soccer

Scholarships gonna be taken by a trans guy. I don't know. Hey, I may not agree with it But what do you want? How how many hours a day do I devote to that? How many hours a day am I supposed to devote to that before I just go? Yeah, I don't know what to tell you I've I've been clear about the way I feel about it If somebody's foreign wants to wear a dress let them wear it I wouldn't start shooting them up with hormones. That would be my take But again, what am I supposed to do? What am I I don't understand

You're the vaccine don't love that, but you know, maybe it's better than COVID. Hopefully, I don't know You'll probably need it to travel. I'll probably need to do my job. I'm not excited about it. What do you want me to do? You want me to go To go to vaccination sites right before somebody gets a needle just go what's going on here really? God, I don't really know about this It might be good it might not be your wife just got the second dose fucked her all up But she got back in two days. She means it'll take me two weeks. They won't even give me this Don't shoot me up with something. I'll fucking I'll spontaneously combust

You know I'll look at who's giving me the vaccine. I'll go why is Barry wise giving me the vaccine dead right on I'll be dead on the floor You know I Love to have her and I ask you the question. I go you love free speech but imagine I Imagine this now. I know I'm an Irishman Imagine do you want to play imagine with me? imagine I am a

Palestinian professor at Columbia now Let's play a game. Let's play dress up. I'm a Palestinian professor at Columbia How do we feel about free speech now? Do we like it still? We're gonna have Anna from Red Scare on She said her mom and her sister really liked the show and I'm I'm that makes me really happy But it really makes me happy if they watch it while like sitting in Brighton Beach

Just smoking packs of cigarettes and they probably don't but just don't ruin it I just hope that they watch the show just smoking packs of cigarettes Sitting in a small apartment in Brighton Beach with like the window cracked open a little bit There's like a picture of Stalin on the wall. They're just playing the Soviet anthem They got some borscht on the fucking stove Do people make borscht in their home? I guess they do yeah, I'm hoping and they're just they're just smoking and There's just clouds of smoke There's like a Russian blue cat or something, you know

She'll probably give up probably here from her after this you'll go. Yeah, you know, they don't really like to smoke Alright, well, you know what everybody can go scratch Everybody's sensitive. I was a big baby the woman who told the car to Texas I said I Got the car because the car was dirt. She wrote dirty on the intake form for the car because it's dusty I wrote hey, I got it dusty. I got it dirty. I want it to fit in in Texas. She's like well, that's not nice Like how about you laugh a little bit? Enjoy what's left of your life

Stop defending everything Fucking Christ already with these people You know where it ends if you can't laugh You know where it ends you end up shooting a woman point blank range in the face in the middle of the street in Philly That was probably a guy to Who has seen the show? Yeah, probably whether he was a fan or not. He is seen the show. Yeah ex-military. Yeah. Oh, he's seen the show. Yeah Now you know about it with they having a was this a a war that had been going on for a while

Supposedly it was building to this moment. Yeah an ongoing thing And he had asked them to stop shoveling the snow onto his lawn to his credit He he tried to be nice about the whole thing, you know, so I don't know. I Don't know man I don't know either We'll be back with a video episode next week with the studio. We're just we we try to get our custom desk through the door here It's very tough You know, we try to do the right thing. It's a beautiful home

You know, we got an electric stove. I'm gonna cook over an electric stove like a monster You need gas. You need gas, but whatever. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying, you know What are you gonna do? This is life now. I can't move every two months. This is I'm settling in. I'm Settling in take a breath and exhale We're just trying to set the studio up. It's been it's proven a little more difficult than we had imagined Because these are this is what our clubhouse another notification from clubhouse. What's going on now a clubhouse? Let's see what's going on clubhouse now

Mark Zuckerberg is doing a room with Lindy England The remember the cigarette girl from Abu Ghraib that should be interesting Remember the one who was It's on clubhouse Mark Zuckerberg and that Lindy England from Abu Ghraib are doing a room on clubhouse She's me and Ray's favorite go-to joke reference because most people have no idea who she is She's the girl that posed with the cigarette That would be great if that was her avatar on clubhouse

I'm gonna do a room after this on clubhouse how to be a cancer influencer Just because you're terminally ill doesn't mean you can't build a brand how to be a cancer influencer I did something else. I did how to build your brand while you're incarcerated Prison influencer It's so important, you know Those rooms at clubhouse and people just just just just talk and whine all day Because there's also the just smart people that are whatever doing whatever the hell they're doing inside of training probably And then there's everyone else who's just wanting that, you know, there's not enough representation in this fake conversation. They're having

They're like we don't have enough women of color here in this room about Whatever it is, you know They're like, you know, like you'll go on clubhouse and it'll be like Hi, we're we're starting a room to just try to address the lack of Indigenous music producers and We're just trying to We found that there's there's not a lot of Native American lesbians producing

trap music So we're bringing on and then all these people are terrified like his real people get on They're like tariff. They have to be like so they're bringing like a big DJ and have to be like, yeah, yeah, I That bothers me too. He's all coked out in Miami. He's like, what is this? People don't even know they get into a clubhouse room. They don't even know what's going on There's like a thousand people listening to what they say. They think they're talking to their friends It's a coked out DJ Miami's he's talking to his friend all of a sudden it's like no What's her name my buddy from the New York Times? He never mentions me Taylor Lorenz. Yeah, she's watching

She just tweeted someone said retard on clubhouse because somebody said the artwork on clubhouse and nobody Nobody corrected them and I forget who it was. It was one of these big finance guys They get on there thinking it's their friends They're like, can you believe these retards and hamsi and then there's a thousand people there listening to it and some of them a Journalist they're just trying to screenshot. They're trying to like screen record or whatever, right? Jesus Who's she dropping a dime on don't say the names I don't want to be a rat, too Let me see some guy who follows me on Twitter. I don't know what he does

She's dropping a dime on him. He said the R word. I Don't know what that means. I imagine it means a not nice word for the disabled You know what you know, what's the funny about these people too They also will then snitch on people and then delete it did she delete it. She might have let me see Can you imagine I just hang out clubhouse room snitching Like I hope I hope we get the co-founder and tinder saying something inappropriate Because I'm a journalist

Someone named Felicia who even is Felicia. I don't know why what happened who she was the one who said the R word and Then someone named Mark also said it or Ben said it. She's naming all these people by the first name I don't even know is it a joke should we give her the benefit of the doubt? It's not a joke. Maybe no, I don't think it is. I don't think it's a joke. She's just ratting out Maybe she didn't understand the room the clubhouse room that she went in was called the retard room Where everyone gets to say the R word and nobody rats Yeah, she has like a time stamp for YouTube. She's like a 405 you can hear Ben say Alex

Maybe you could take us through the retard revolution. I hope everyone who uses word can think more carefully about why people in the audience were upset How about everybody in the audience gets off the app and goes and gets a job Because you know why I'll tell you why you should have kept your mouth shot God Everyone in the audience upset. You're listening to someone's conversation. That's a weird thing about clubhouse It's like you're listening to a conversation of people that would never even Acknowledge your existence on earth. That's how they talk. I

Just wow that echoed I got to throw me out of this area pretty soon, but this is how they fucking talk these people. Don't you want to hear them speak? Do you when you take a safari? You don't want to see the cheetahs eating dinner with a tablecloth at the day You want to see them tearing apart other animals because that's how they live So why would you want these tech pros to be like? Well, I actually believe that no Let them speak how they speak when they're on some fucking faggy bike ride in Silicon Valley They're throwing around much worse than the R word

The tech bro such an interesting creature Yeah, bro, you gotta roast somebody you gotta yo, let's trash somebody you gotta roast You gotta roast somebody you're a comedian. Oh I got an app. It's like it's like Instagram, but just for pictures of Clitz Yeah You know what's funny about this too is she deleted her original tweet where she accused someone of saying the R word and then Someone who was in the room corrected her and then so then she deleted that and said it was actually this person So she was slandering somebody then deleted it and then said it was actually this person. I mean, it's just it's well

She's a journalist Ben. She's a great journalist and it's a great profession of journalists We have in this country. You should have kept your mouth shut It's a great profession of journalists Sitting around on clubhouse trying to catch tech pros being inappropriate How about reporting on the hell world they've created about how about you do a little research to dark money where it's coming from Well, you worried if that you do that somebody throw you out of a plane I'm trying to catch people saying the R. What could anything be less important in this fucking nightmare world Right now than who said the R word on clubhouse

We can't get medicine to sick people We should just give everyone health care and before they get it call them a retard You think they would care? I think they would care. Hey, you could go to the doctor retard. You'd be like, thank you Thanks a lot. I Don't know anymore folks I'm out of the game. I'm retiring. We'll have a video. We'll have video up next week We'll try to We're trying we're trying very hard, you know, we're you know

We're trying we're doing everything we possibly can here tomorrow's the Super Bowl Do you care who wins? Maybe the Buccaneer should win, huh? They can't Carney happy. It's Tampa one for Florida. Why not? Why not? Who cares Tom Brady? You know, yeah, sure He said he's had a rough life He should finally some good happens to him. I Don't I just hope no one says the R word I Hope people are in locker rooms reporting on who's saying the R word. I

Hope that that's my only hope I hope there's an R word ticker like the Nasdaq on Clubhouse where everyone who says its name just goes You know What a weird app I could see that app being like the biggest thing ever and I could see everybody in a month going fuck this shit It's hard to know Hard to know which way that's gonna which way that's gonna go. I'm not invested in it. So I don't have a I Don't have anything to say about it, but I do enjoy it

It's a lot of fun. I just don't know For how long I'll enjoy it. I mean the rooms are so funny in there It's like some of them are really good, but then some of them like I'm on it right now and It'll be like, you know It'll be like Yeah, I mean dude, it's weird people big let's talk about Gen Z I Love some of the rooms

Conspiracy theories real or fake with facts Public speaking on Clubhouse. Oh, Dr. Steven Greer is live alien threat hoax exposed. Yeah, I Got into trouble the other day too because I said is he legit on Clubhouse and people started getting mad at me I'm there like he briefed five presidential administrations. Like is there any proof of that? They're like what? I'm like, I'm just asking a rational question. Is there any there might be by the way, maybe he has sure I don't know. I'm asking a question and I and then I get attacked for asking a question if there's proof that he Briefed because so did I then I briefed the last

Three presidential administrations on aliens and by the way, who are you briefing are briefing the president? Are you briefing somebody that answers the phone at the White House because during the Trump days like Donald Trump? Junior would like answer the White House phone and probably talk to you for an hour And you could just call up and talk to him back. He went on and he'd go that sounds interesting. I'll tell pop So, you know Can we can we define who we mean when we say we've briefed the White House on aliens? You mean the president or do you mean like someone in his orbit? You know? The stars here in Texas are very pretty I'll tell you that

They are very pretty, you know There should do you think they Shooting stars. Do you ever see shooting stars out here? Oh, yeah, because they were a lot in the desert. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you see them out here, too Do they dye their hair five times on the way down? I Anyway As always folks Thank you for listening to just return for a minute

To that video because it is a haunting video and I don't want you to go find it I Don't want you to go watch it because it is disturbing Truly But wow what a video Just in terms of content they tell an entire story two minutes and 20 seconds You know Just crazy It's in Plains Township by the way, I don't know if that's in Philly, but I

Think that's Philly. It's in Pennsylvania. Yeah Another clubhouse room gone wrong What a haunting Image of that guy very sad Very sad, you know, but what can you do? You know, this is what happens This is what happens when people are pushed to their break. Don't push anyone to their break You don't know who's at their break. You don't know who's you don't know who's about to blow Mm-hmm. You don't know what their breaking point is

You know You just don't know folks you have to be a little careful out there You don't understand Maybe it's one our word and they are ready to take out the AR 15 You don't know you don't know You know They could be one Getting you know one tweet away

From the end, I don't know It was really It may have been the worst thing I've ever seen it's pretty bad. Yeah, it's up there. It is up there With the worst things I've ever seen but I'd watch it again