The Tim Dillon Show - 260 - Prison Pen Pal

Starting point is 00:00:00 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show from a guest studio some psychopath in North Carolina get that black owl By the way, I don't know why he doesn't do research We walk in the house and some guys like I interviewed dead people and I have a product where I have to interview people that are right about to cross over and this is going on so So, you know, this this is because he doesn't do research. We're sitting here in a fucking Someone's lair doing this show. I don't know what this is but you know Did you get a good feeling from the guy that brought us down here

Starting point is 00:00:41 I couldn't get a worse feeling from him I just said he's he goes I know you guys don't like tech people, but I'm one of the good ones That's what he said that no one who's one of the good ones ever says I'm one of the good ones then he tells us I'm doing a Podcast with people that are dying for my product So he's wants to suck the last life out of human beings for his product and And then so thanks

Starting point is 00:01:11 thanks for researching that They love life the tech people they love death and they're very fascinated with it because they Want to figure out a way to like Extend life Without anything good in it That's the main goal is to just push it out as far as it could go 150 160 years and then eventually just forever

Starting point is 00:01:39 but a completely joyless Sexless miserable existence For ever for eternity. I don't know why I don't know what they're so I know it seems to be utopian for them Like that's their idea of like a heaven is just Yeah, that was that what he's doing here in North Carolina. Is this where the real tech people come out of is North Kaka Laki? That's where the top tier tech people are in North Carolina

Starting point is 00:02:12 Well, I wanted to talk about this case today, I don't really feel like doing the show today, but we're gonna do it I feel like What I'm not in the students very hard for us to be on the road now and not be in the Studio because the you know, we got to be out here doing stand-up and we're just Barrowing studios from you know assorted psychopaths That have podcast studios in their homes, which are generally people that are unwell because they are

Starting point is 00:02:46 You know coming that what did he say recorded a hundred episodes? So we found a hundred dying people He found a hundred people who were dying and spoke to them and said would you like to do a podcast before the end? Where does he find a hundred dead dying people? I couldn't find a hundred dying people. I know very few dying people What does he call the hospitals? You think he has a guy in the hospital on the inside? That goes yeah, they're right about to check out You guys he's in the end stage stage for pancreatic cancer You want to come down here? Or you want to set up?

Starting point is 00:03:26 Or do they bring I guess they bring the people in here? So there's been a hundred people Brought down here brought down here that we're about to die to the basement and the last thing they see is this fucking setup Lessing they see is a ring light and a camera And then he said it's for his product. What's his product? I'm not sure. I'm not quite sure all these type companies They're very you know, you don't really know what they do you look at you look at their website It looks nice, but you don't really know what's going on and you sort of go. Okay. Well, I Hope that he's successful and whatever This this story really got me good here because I was a bad bad driver

Starting point is 00:04:11 life is really about a collection of Minutes truly, I mean the things that matter in your life, you know the drudgery of the every day like me doing this is like drudgery But it's the minutes of it that make it Special or horrible it's one of the two and The split second things you wake up one day you go I'm gonna do this and then this and then something happens and your entire life can be ruined or It can you know be saved maybe

Starting point is 00:04:53 This was a kid and I don't know how the story stumbled I go down to Tampa sometimes and I read the Tampa Bay Times and There was an article about This kid who got into an accident while racing his buddy He was 18 years old. He was in a new Mustang that his parents bought him For graduation he graduated high school and He was racing on this thing this road is called Bayshire Boulevard in Tampa and Bayshire Boulevard is this kind of iconic

Starting point is 00:05:33 Roadway that's framed with all these beautiful Stately homes, you know, they're beautiful multi-million dollar properties and His speed limit was about 45. I think they've moved it down to 35. I Went with my you know rental car and I drove around the area where this accident was and This this guy was doing 102 miles an hour on that road racing a friend Now

Starting point is 00:06:04 As he's doing that a Mother a young mother is crossing the street with a baby and He sees her the other car swerves out of the way he then And Stops or tries to stop the car gets about 30 miles an hour he hits her and Kills her instantly the baby thrown out of her arms taken to the hospital dies the next day Charged with vehicular manslaughter and

Starting point is 00:06:48 Received a sentence of 24 years Rich white good-looking kid is Insanely good-looking Family was rich lived in a wealthy area of Tampa. They sold their house Yeah, play one of his that's the suicide suit they put him in which is great. They put you in a green anti Suicide suit now the other one who's a little bit of an Ugo He got he got six years and this kid's brother who was sitting in the car next to him Who looks it looks like Shrek?

Starting point is 00:07:24 Got no time at all So they a lot of people feel bad for this kid because he's so good-looking and a lot of people You know like young girls on tiktok or like, you know, they're uploading all these things, you know Like videos of him time, you know, I'm in love with the criminal and these songs and here's the tiktok We'll play it. This is what he was doing. This guy by the way is down with the Florida State Penitentiary for 24 years And just because you know, he made a mistake and I'm not saying that You know, he shouldn't be punished. You should be I

Starting point is 00:08:09 Mean, this is the family happy family. They're all going skydiving. They don't know that the end is coming Look at the one on the left like Shrek now The end I mean look at it. I mean you're gonna put him in jail Why is this woman walking her child In a you like pushing her child Like the idea that first of all the idea that look at that the idea that she's The idea that she's blameless here is a little ridiculous. It's a little ridiculous. No, I'll be very honest with you. I

Starting point is 00:08:52 Understand he should be punished. I Understand he did the wrong thing, but this is this This is this dudes whole life here, you know and And It's a tough call Because on one hand you have this beautiful promising white rich guy who's gonna have this great life and and then on the other hand you have this

Starting point is 00:09:21 Like woman with her Baby who's also a female and her like fat husband Who's like crying so look at it get can we get the fat us right here? I mean look at that thing Now it's sad yeah that they're dead. I'm very sad about that I'm I'm I Mean it doesn't seem Fair now

Starting point is 00:10:03 Google Tristan Herron because I I am Very much in favor of putting him in jail because look at that look at him Imagine having two children and one of them is that One of them is this like movie star and then the other one is that Put him in He belongs in the Florida State Penitentiary Look at that goon now and listen It is just amazing cuz I I mean listen we've all driven drunk. We've all done the wrong thing

Starting point is 00:10:43 Many of us don't race our cars. That is stupid But anyone can make a big mistake and Their life can be over and that's the lesson here But not anyone can be that good-looking It's a fact it's a true fact When good-looking people go out in the world they inspire other people People can fantasize about them people can stalk them can want to be them People can subscribe to the things they do. They're an economy

Starting point is 00:11:24 Good-looking people can be an economy and to lock this this dude away in it in it in itself to me seems Not right and People say oh is it because he's good. Yeah. Oh, yes 100% if it was this I mean, can you imagine I would not even pay it any mind Get what the kid looks like now in jail. Oh Yeah, it's sad This is the defense of him by the way if anyone sees this and is angry find that it is there it is

Starting point is 00:12:07 It's rough Now you said they make them shave their head I would imagine right unless you already like joined a gang or something What do you think they do the night before he turns himself into jail What is a family of the whole family's been shattered, what do you think they do I Don't know you can't like just go to Dave and Buster's and like have a good night, right? You got to do something Do You think they fuck No, I'm like dead serious like the night before

Starting point is 00:12:54 like When you have someone in your home that looks like that do you just say hey Like if I was the judge in the case like I would never be a judge, but I would literally just have to like I Would just have to like Recuse myself Because I would give him like time served. I'd give him no time. I'd give him not a day in jail But he would have to come like we do community service in my chambers every week You know

Starting point is 00:13:36 What if the judge gave him a chance like I'm in the court and I'm like hello And I'm like you can fuck me or go to jail for 24 years And then he goes I'll take the jail and as they're leading him out he goes end on by Like just a crazy insult But I mean What's he doing in jail? Do you think a kid like this He's gonna get bothered right by the other people

Starting point is 00:14:06 Let's not say where he is I don't want to get we don't I don't know what the legal issues are here Well, that's public information. What where he's in prison, right? Yeah, can we Visit him I believe we could yeah, can we like reach out to him? I think we could figure out how to write a letter to him, but I don't think we can call him or anything No face timing. No, nothing like that. We could write a letter to him. I could be a pen pal to him What are the chances I could fuck him like In jail

Starting point is 00:14:42 Do you have to be married to someone to have sex with them? In jail, I don't think so. No I'm wondering if I would go to jail The which is the idea that I could be like a prison relationship with this dude I mean I don't know how to react to all this. I'm very sad that the mother and the baby died Yeah, it's horrible. I think they should imprison the brother and then the other kid but

Starting point is 00:15:17 This guy isn't just good-looking. I mean, he's insanely good-looking. That's got to count If I were the judge, I would say that I'd be like, it's very hard to even Sentence you because you're just this beautiful young man who's going to have a great life And the judge is like, I know you'll make a woman happy. I know you'll make her very happy And I can picture you making her happy. I'm thinking about you making her happy I'm thinking about you make yourself happy on a Saturday morning when you're alone

Starting point is 00:15:45 You probably make yourself happy. I'm thinking of that. I'm thinking of you making a woman happy I'm thinking of you getting too drunk and maybe making one of your male friends happy I'm thinking about all of the things that you're Going to miss out on and he's going to come out of prison gross ugly Bald yeah late 40s balding With skin issues There's got to be another way

Starting point is 00:16:16 Truly, there's got to be another thing to do with this dude. He only killed two people with a car Literally he killed like two people There's got to be a better way to handle this situation You know And I I don't know what it is, but I want we can can we write him a letter we can write him a letter We can start composing a letter right now. Okay, dear Cameron Let's Write him a letter. Let's see if he's

Starting point is 00:16:57 Doc here. All right, dear Dear Cameron Your story Moved me I was a bad driver when I was young Have you ever masturbated while driving lol You're not spelling it right dummy I spelled masturbating wrong. I think so

Starting point is 00:17:32 Maybe not. We're gonna pop up. I think there's two ways to spell it. You can do it with a u also Have you ever masturbated while driving lol? I have You Have you ever gotten road head I would like to suck you in your car while we drive around killing people I know you are a good person and you didn't mean it What does your asshole taste like I hope you are finding God

Starting point is 00:18:30 This is very tough to write Can I visit you in prison Let's Now read it back to me because I want to make sure because I want it to sound Good like I don't want it. I obviously want to I I think it should be like appreciate the gravity of the situation But also you want to be sensitive, but yeah, okay, dear Cameron Your story moved me. I was a bad driver when I was young Have you ever masturbated while driving lol? I have

Starting point is 00:19:12 Have you ever gotten road head? I would like to suck you in your car while we drive around killing people I know you are a good person and you didn't mean it. What does your asshole taste like? I hope you are finding God This is very tough to write. Can I visit you in prison? It's not a bad letter Like If because people need

Starting point is 00:19:39 People and I've spoke to some people that have done a hard time And what they really need Is something kind of like that motivates them But also gives them perspective And I think even though that's short I think it it jumps around a little bit and it gives them a few different things to think about save that I don't know that we'll send it. We're not going to send it He's I really do feel bad for the dude. I don't know what to I don't know what to do

Starting point is 00:20:06 It's very sad, right? Yeah, but if you wasn't good-looking, no one would care. I wouldn't care. No one would care But it is crazy when you think about it as somebody who is a bad driver like You know, it could have been me could have been you It could have been anybody in 24 years It's a real moral question

Starting point is 00:20:32 you know Should insanely hot people Be subject to the same laws that other I don't care if this kid killed my mother I would not want him in jail Truly, I'm not even if he killed my mother my father my stepmother My aunt's uncles if he I'm telling you right now if this guy

Starting point is 00:21:02 Killed my entire family And most of my friends except ben because I we got to do this But if he killed everyone I knew I would I would still get on my knees For him immediately and say and say, you know, hey You you are Someone is that good-looking They they should it is kind of a superpower You know

Starting point is 00:21:26 If the rich and famous don't go to prison, why should the hot? It's a good question No one's even famous anymore really I mean look at that face he makes with the big eyes when he learns he's getting 24 years. It's brutal to watch It's brutal He learns to get in 24 years That's tough. We're here in north carolina, uh which is a

Starting point is 00:21:56 whatever state and It's fine and the duke, uh Had i'm wearing Is because one of the one of the reasons I came out of the closet because I came out of 25. I never would have um um

Starting point is 00:22:13 and many gay people wish I didn't but uh Uh, the the head of the duke college republicans was impeached Which I thought was like the hottest thing to be a closeted College republican like I've since talked to the kid. It's not it's very he's like an annoying Kid they all are anyone involved in like politics on like a collegiate level or high school I mean they're all insufferable, you know kids in politics or it's the worst and uh, I I Like wrote him a email like a nice email not like the one I was going to send a camera

Starting point is 00:22:47 I mean this was like a nice one and he sent me back one or whatever. I was okay. I think that you're Brave and for what you're doing or whatever and some other kid was defending him who later was found out was like a pedophile Some kid was like Some other kid at duke legit was like you're not gonna Like one of the other ones. This is all true. You can look it up and google it But I don't want to start using people's names. I don't know how but but you can google this His like biggest defender was like a pedophile like one one of the other college republicans was like

Starting point is 00:23:22 This guy It's wrong to fucking and then he was fucking kids So or not but looking at them whatever. I don't know and uh This guy's like a lawyer now and he's like fat. So I don't have any interest but I did email him every now and then I'll email him. Let's fuck because he has a a law firm In philadelphia where he does anti discrimination law Just whenever some like useless gay person gets fired. They call this moron

Starting point is 00:23:52 And then he just like goes to court and he's like You're fucking you threw out tammy Because she's a big born dyke and it's like no She like got drunk and showed up three hours late and then like fought someone and he's like it's you know So he's just doing like discrimination law Can we are we legally allowed to look at his like he has like an lgbtq law scam? Uh, yeah, I guess Where it's like if you if you are like non-binary

Starting point is 00:24:24 And are a horrible employee And get fired you call this guy And he like shows up And he'll convince you that you're you're getting fired because you're gay He'll be like are you gay? You'll be like, yeah, but I was like I stole from the company. He's like, but you're gay And there's no place for you in the straight world. So that's why they fired you and you're like, well, I don't know about that I gotta be honest. I mean I was embezzling money

Starting point is 00:24:58 Yeah for your transition Because they wouldn't pay for it, right? I guess So he's just like a con artist. It's a con just scam um And um I would email him every now and then let's fuck, but he doesn't email me back anymore He used to email me back, but now he doesn't email me back

Starting point is 00:25:23 um Can we we can't look at his website? Well, he's well one. He's a lawyer, right? So what? He's a he's not a good lawyer He's defending Like gay people Who get like fired from wendy's? And he's not a good lawyer if you want to go through though. It's like someone who's like, yo, bitch I told I told you we ain't got enough frosties

Starting point is 00:25:51 And then like they get fired and then he like Shows up and he's like the injustice Done here today. He thinks he's like martin luther king He's like the injustice You know What's your name shadow when shadow? Got a job here at this fucking You know checkers

Starting point is 00:26:18 Shadow was an openly gay man and that made everybody uncomfortable And then like the the other person has to get up and go shadow was fired for selling that In the parking lot of checkers. He was actually warned multiple times to not sell meth and did it anyway It's because he's a gay man I'm sure there are instances of people that are fired because they're Yeah, so this is like This is is yep. Yep. Here we go. It's him two months ago. This is a review This is a review of this kid's law practice

Starting point is 00:26:59 Should have fucked me. This is a review Very unprofessional in the way that he communicates. You're telling me And lack thereof he would schedule called me never call And I would reach out And he would act like I was bothering him. I found it to be very rude in his communication He would get an attitude when I'd reach out to him He was scheduled to appeal at an unemployment hearing via phone for my case. It never showed up When I questioned in his response as he wasn't planning on attending he sent the letter stating

Starting point is 00:27:28 He would attend to be nice and told me no good deed goes unpunished Would definitely not recommend. Let's see some other reviews This one's not good either very rude and standoff personality. I agree Does not like you to contact him unless he contacts you I had to email him three times In week to receive call back Who fires him by the way? He needs to be fired

Starting point is 00:27:57 And when he called he was angry because he said him calling me was taking time out of his day Mind you. I haven't spoken to him for three months. I decided to go with another attorney no longer needed services Huh One guy just worked on my case till the end. Thank you Those are the are those there. No, he's he's got more see what he's got here Another one star I sought help from this individual. He's very dismissive before I presented my issue to him and I did not Appreciate the level of unprofessionalism. It was a company when I reached out to him. I will not be utilizing

Starting point is 00:28:33 He's a horrible lawyer. And then that that one's the pedophile Just gave him five stars. I swear to god. That's the dude who's like got he got caught with the just gave him five stars So put him in jail Is my point I sent him like a lovely email early on. I was like, hey You know, I think what you're doing is great and you're standing up for who you are and da da da da And then he spun off into this like he's like the worst attorney ever apparently

Starting point is 00:29:12 He like riles up these gay people to believe that they've been fired And maybe some of them have for for discrimination And then when they call him he like doesn't answer his phone Because he's like out like doing molly or something He's like all coked out and they call him and they're like he's like I don't know He's like he's like Who is this? girl

Starting point is 00:29:37 You better find a lawyer um But I wish him well He was really good looking Uh, can we google image? Are we allowed to do that? Yeah. Yeah. So back in the day. He was very good looking, but then it kind of you know I don't know. He may be good looking again This was that picture. Yeah, that was that's that's what he's good looking

Starting point is 00:30:08 The nose a little big, but that's when he's good looking and then Then yeah, no, that's that's a different person. Okay, but then he got like Find his website let can we we should call as You should call him and say you're fired because you're gay. Okay Find this number call him right now. I don't think we can do that. Why not? That's for recording without his consent. Just tell him you're fired because you're gay He can't see us. He won't even show up This looks like his he's a contributor to this website and this must be it. I don't know. Doesn't he have a website?

Starting point is 00:30:46 This looks like it's it That's not his website Just write lawyer lawyer Well, there's a couple different lawyers with his name is the problem. He's not like he's the biggest one. Let's what let Yeah, there he is. There he is. Yeah, right there. Okay. Call him call him from your phone Call him right now and tell him that you're fired because you're gay Find his phone number Say I was fired because I'm gay

Starting point is 00:31:23 Oh, his license isn't active. Call him anyway No phone number here. Yeah, there was a phone number if you go back up go back up. Yeah Yeah Yeah, he litigates claims of employment discrimination including ones he makes up He literally he would tell me go. Yeah, not every one of them gets fired for being gay, but you know, who knows We don't know why they were fired. We just uh, you know, we just say it's because the CEO, you know, the boss hates gay people I'm gonna call this right here. Yeah, call that call that you go. I was fired from sonic because I'm gay Tell him

Starting point is 00:32:13 We connect this Tell I was fired from sonic because I'm gay my friend. I met a friend Of my drag queen friend said you help me Okay, I have to let him know I'm recording It's hello first And then what's my story you're fired from welcome to the horizon wireless the number you dialed has been changed Disconnected or is no longer in dude. He doesn't have a business anymore. I think he might just be smoking krill Let me see if I still have him

Starting point is 00:32:47 I may still have him. I don't think so Okay, I was fired from sonic for being gay. Yeah Hi Justin Are you gonna hop in at any moment? Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system Yeah, just leave a message Is not available at this time at the tone, please record your message when you have finished recording You may hang up or press one for more options

Starting point is 00:33:40 Hi, Justin, you don't know me. I got your phone number from a friend I was fired from sonic because I came out to my co-workers and my manager thought that was disgusting and he's like bigoted So he basically threw me in the streets and now I don't have a job and I really need a good attorney to represent me here Um Stop Stop stop. So um, anyway, uh, if you could get back to me just put it and um I've just been discriminated against and uh, anyway. Oh my god. You're so tight. Thank you so much It's not it's not stupid. It's his job. It's his fake job

Starting point is 00:34:28 So he can now do it and call you back because you were fired From sonic. Yeah, it's your fucking job You know what pissed me off too speaking of gay topics this kid that pretended to come out this Olivia Rodrigo's ex-boyfriend. What's his name? This guy you said harry stiles was good looking and then they're like, are you gay and he's like I He's like, he's like, no, I'm not and then he realized that wasn't the move So then he comes out and he goes, I don't know. I'm still I don't want to put a box and and the gay press is full of a bunch of idiots They're all like good for you. I forget his name. Joshua Bassett. Yeah, by the way, he shares powerful

Starting point is 00:35:11 Message about sexuality. It's okay to still be figuring out who you are. No, it's not How old is he? No, it isn't How old is he? Let's see. What are you gonna figure out? Josh? You're an adult You should know who you want to fuck. You want to fuck women. He's 20 Yeah, you're not really figuring much out at 20 anymore. You know, you're not gay. You're lying and you're you Immediately he first came out and he went find his first statement His first statement he he just says harry stiles is hot

Starting point is 00:35:43 And then he said something like I guess this is my coming out video clearly is a joke He does it clearly is a joke the media, of course hops on it and goes Well, okay, so it's probably on youtube is where you put it I don't know but the media hops on it and goes look at joshua bassett coming out as queer And then he goes no, no, no. I was uh, that's not me Yeah, watch this watch him address this sexual. I mean, it's like What what are we talking about? By the way, let's can we watch this? Yeah, we can watch this brain dead

Starting point is 00:36:15 These are three brain dead people By the way, imagine these people having jobs The musical star josh bassett got a lot of attention a couple of days ago with his comments about harry stiles As he answered fan questions for clever news. Take a look at this When I'm all about harry stiles is He's a very classy man and he's also very well rounded and you know, he kind of does it all like acting, singing Fashion and I think that he's just a nice guy who doesn't say too much But when he talks like it matters, you know, he's just cool like he's cool. Who doesn't think harry stiles is good

Starting point is 00:36:52 Also, he's hot, you know He's very charming too Lots of things I guess this is my um Is this also my coming out video? I guess uh Okay, so people assume this is the 20 year old coming out as gay when I watched that clip I was like, hold on people. I'm not sure that's what he's doing here But yeah, the media outlet gay times posted an article around it Uh, the popular twitter account pop craig said this was him coming out of the closet

Starting point is 00:37:19 But joshra didn't say anything right away at first Hmm. Yeah, but then he did post this message on instagram yesterday He says this my entire life people have told me my sexuality people have shamed me for things They know nothing about what I want to say thank you to those of you who stand for love and acceptance Are you gay or not? Negativity say less about the subject. Do you suck dick or not? I know it's our 2021 We're the generation of love and growth. What does that mean? You're not the generation of love and growth Damn me to hell. I love you all the same. Love you

Starting point is 00:37:54 Love love who you love shamelessly. It's okay to still be figuring out who you are Life's too short to let ignorance and hatred win. I choose love So along with that message she posted this song But this is where you like he's dating a woman he dates women But he still gets that like the gay community constantly falls for this shit Like nick jonas did it all the time like he he shakes his dick and everyone's like you're you gay? I think he's gay. It's like they're not they're taking advantage of you Okay

Starting point is 00:38:36 It's like what Elvis did to the blacks It's like nick jonas dresses like a 70s fucking leather daddy And jumps around in the gay community. He's like, oh my god He's fucking a woman And taking your money Dummy And then this guy's gonna do it this guy should have to have sex with a guy on camera He should have to have sex with a guy that killed that mother and her child

Starting point is 00:39:06 Where's the lawyer to represent this where's our lawyer? He's not calling back, huh? No Apparently he's not that good at his job. I'll try texting him. Maybe text him This is scooter My name is scooter. I was fired from sonic because i'm gay That's all you have to say My name is scooter. I was fired from sonic because i'm gay Call me back and let's make them pay Dollar dollar dollar sign and then a wink

Starting point is 00:39:47 Hmm This guy's barely a real lawyer. No, he's it's all fake. He can't get anything fucking done Get him out of here Go to drudge for a second I wanted to pull up one thing before we get out of here where we'll be back in the studio eventually it's You know being on the road here is uh, oh the president of Haiti is uh, we got him or someone got him Not us, but someone we was 17 people have been arrested. He was a uh, he was like a puppet of r. So I think he was safe But

Starting point is 00:40:37 Oh Yeah, this is great for loader delay airport terminals evacuated amid bomb threat passengers deplaned uh People on flights now are just beating each other up People calling in bomb threats to the airlines. Yeah flights are being delayed. They stop serving alcohol on a lot of airlines Stop serving alcohol on a lot of flights. Um, you still have to wear the mask Travel is still as miserable as it's ever been Lauderdale hollywood international airport

Starting point is 00:41:09 Uh investigate security related incidents. The media has nothing to talk about now. They're just calling in bomb threats to airports You're like, well, yeah, coven. We're trying to do that delta thing. It's not working Uh, you know, we can't get people riled up about trump. So why don't you call in a bomb threat to the airport? How about you just call in a bomb threat to the airport and then we'll figure that out So We're gonna get out of here folks patreon.com tim dillon show Um, uh, you know, we are uh in new york carolines is all sold out the art tickets left for the wilbur theater in boston and foxwoods in Connecticut

Starting point is 00:41:46 We're out on the road. So some of these studios were going to be uh makeshift like the one here in the home of uh, this character Um, and I wish him well with all of his things that what he's whatever he's doing with people that are about to die It's always nice Why can't you meet one tech person who whose description of what they do isn't completely haunting? Like completely haunting he goes. Yeah, we just You know, we we deal with people who are right about to die. Oh Lovely, thank you. Thanks for that

Starting point is 00:42:24 Um, but the wilbur theater in boston, we've had his shows. We've added tickets Foxwoods there are some tickets as well Irvine california at the end of the month grand rapids michigan I'm in a theater there royal oak michigan theater there august sandiego california on their Las vegas is a music festival if you want to go to that i'm performing to um, chicago From the 24th through the 28th. I'm at the schomburg improv And it's in the burbs, but it's it's more it's the capacity is bigger

Starting point is 00:43:01 So we got to go to where the people can come to schomburg improv get tickets for that in chicago Uh at the end of august. Let's close down Uh the summer Together it'll be a lot of fun. Hopefully we don't get sued by that guy But it's the reality This is what he this is what he's about. He could have showed up Fucked me. We could have been done. I would have never had a bad word to say about him And I still don't have anything bad to say about him. I respect fake business. I respect everything he does

Starting point is 00:43:32 And god bless him I have no Issue with him. We're heading to long island tomorrow the great long island which ben has come to love and appreciate What what do you like about it? Uh the most the ignorance the racism Probably the racism. Yeah, it's an insanely racist place. It's so racist. Yeah, the food is very good Sloth like people It's very interesting when people are they're like big and move slow, but they have an anger to them That's long island like they're big and sloth like and move slow, but there's an anger to them

Starting point is 00:44:09 It's like the uh, what do they call them in star wars the big uh the things that the sand people wrote Oh, the uh, not the uh, the tontons. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's kind of like long island. It's tontons. There's just a kind of anger Uh, but we'll be going there and we'll be doing shows at uh carolines Which i'm very excited about and then we'll be back in the studio Really cool new stuff go listen to that glenn greenwald episode if you haven't it is a uh Really amazing look at The last year

Starting point is 00:44:43 From somebody who's looked at it very closely the last Last few years, but specifically the last year we talked a little bit about january 6th and we talk about um What's going on out there Um, but we've got some cool new videos coming out Uh, the live shows have been really fun. It's been great to have everybody out there

Starting point is 00:45:05 Uh supporting us Go check out that episode i did on rogan Uh ray kump is coming up soon. We're going to new york. We're gonna see him. He'll be on the patreon as well um And i'm a little scared of being here in this house like that. I can't believe you didn't even Well, this was actually our best option if you could believe it so yeah I mean, did you do any research at all on these the other emails were like, hey, I have a a basement Yeah, and like that was it. Yeah, it's not good

Starting point is 00:45:38 They would you just said I have a basement. Yeah. Yeah, so this was like the only people that have podcast studios are tech people and then like open micers who do it like twice a year Right and the tech people want to do it because they They like think they need to be heard Yeah, okay, and maybe they do Maybe they do but I wish I wish everyone the best year what I like is I'm looking at just a an open vent You know That's comforting, huh?

Starting point is 00:46:11 We're in the middle of the woods. We drove like Through the woods to get here down like a long road Yeah I just hope they kill you too. I hope they don't let you live What a waste To let you live And gulf I just hope if it comes down to it. I hope it's both of us that get it

Starting point is 00:46:36 And then I hope that fucking fraud lawyer gets it too. I hope they kill him I'm kidding, but I do hope they let Cameron out of prison You know, it's a few minutes of a life and You know, I was joking About him him, you know, I'm obviously we're not sending him letters, but You know, he is someone who I mean, it's just fucks with your head

Starting point is 00:47:06 That your life can be altered that quickly Irreversibly You know Your entire life shattered your family's life shattered and yes the mother and and her child. They're unfortunately dead And people want vengeance and I understand that they want someone to be punished you know but There is, you know, a certain consideration

Starting point is 00:47:34 There are so few people that are truly Really beautiful people And many of them are demons from hell, but we tolerate that we tolerate That because they are good-looking and I in this case You know The judge sent him up the river 24 years I would have said one month

Starting point is 00:48:04 At my school My driving school You know, it's sad. It's very very, uh Tough because on one hand two people are dead including a baby But on the other hand I mean this guy, you know He's almost a perfect person with the brown hair and the curly hair and the eyes the blue eyes

Starting point is 00:48:32 Put his brother a kill his brother They should be able to make deals like that in court They should be able to be like we'll shoot our other son in the head Right now this big ape will shoot him in the head. Don't take this gorgeous one This Shrek, we will shoot him in the head. We will cap him We'll let the guy do it We'll let the husband of this this poor woman who died. We'll let him Shoot our son in the head

Starting point is 00:49:05 But we want to keep the hot one You don't want to introduce that lug You want to say here's our hot son You know, you don't want to be like, uh Our hot son's in jail, but now they can never go out again You know, I mean it's just ruins everyone's life Don't drive fast slow down. It's not worth it Unless you're gay and you can get away with you kill someone maybe

Starting point is 00:49:37 My that lawyer will take your case The judge would be like well, you did kill that mother and her baby, but you are gay And I understand that you've been through some tough things. Yes Judge you know, I'm sorry I don't know. I'm being a gay black guy, but he's like, you know, I'm sorry and the judge is like I understand that And the judge goes, all right, I'm gonna sentence you to two weeks In jail for the death because you're gay of the mother and the daughter Judge I'm also trans

Starting point is 00:50:16 You will have no time In fact, we will be putting in the husband of her. He will go to jail and serve it for you Um Tim dillon comedy.com if you want tickets to any shows we really got to get out of this fucking We really got to get out of this fucking thing. I'm kind of scared being here. Like I don't have a good feeling about Do you have a good feeling about it? Um, I have a bad feeling about when he listens to this since he had my contact. What's he gonna do? I'd probably be upset. Why?

Starting point is 00:50:51 Because he led us into his home, loaned us his space and then you just like ripped him to shreds But but that's the show But I'm you know, he should have known better. I didn't say anything negative. No not about his character or anything Like that. I don't think Just just get it. Can we get out of here, please quietly Just pack everything up and let's go let's do ads and then Oh the fucking can we just do ads now? Yes ready? Yeah, okay. Let me down. That's the episode folks

The Tim Dillon Show - 260 - Prison Pen Pal

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