The Tim Dillon Show - 262 - We're Back

Starting point is 00:00:00 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show from Los Angeles, California. We are on the road in Irvine doing shows in Orange County, the birthplace of reality TV and subprime mortgages. Not the birthplace of reality TV, but the birthplace of the genre of reality TV that we know now. The Real Housewives of Orange County started there and subprime mortgages started there in Irvine, California. Irvine, correct me if I'm wrong, it's one of the only cities that is named after the company. That's correct. Yeah. And that's still very much the feel of Irvine, California. Yeah. What is generally known as the city of Irvine is named after pioneering rancher James Irvine. Oh. But it's through his corporation, through Irvine's 40 years

Starting point is 00:00:55 of incorporation. Well, no, that doesn't mean anything. The Irvine company. Oh, the Irvine company. Is that why Irvine was named Irvine? I believe so, yes. By James Irvine and then they named the city Irvine after the company. Okay. Well, countrywide home loans started in Irvine, which was the, I believe the largest subprime mortgage lender on the planet. I don't know if that's the case, but it was, I believe it was. And then countrywide expanded, but I believe the beginning of countrywide was in Irvine, California. And the two biggest areas for subprime mortgage banks were Irvine, California and Long Island, New York. And they are the same place, essentially. You have a lot of rich people. You have a lot of people that are always willing to jump into

Starting point is 00:01:58 whatever the latest scam is. A lot of different types of sales people. And Long Island and Irvine, you know, they're both beach, you know, communities, Orange County and Long Island, rather, not Irvine, but Orange County and Long Island are very similar. The types of people there are very similar, conservative, politically. There's not a lot of culture in Orange County. There's no culture in Long Island. There's none in Orange County either. And, you know, the people differ slightly, but it's a very similar makeup of human beings. A lot of tribal tattoos, not a lot of reading. A lot of people with boats. Irvine has more like rock churches, you know, Orange County, sorry. I keep saying Irvine, but Irvine's nothing. It's just a few

Starting point is 00:02:51 buildings. But Orange County's got a lot of like churches where people go and they rock out, you know, and they're just there and they're, you know, they married an ex baseball player and they're just feeling it and Jesus loves them and Jesus wants them to have another boat. Jesus wants them to be rich. Like Mosaic is one of those churches where people just, just get in there and the tits are out and the guys are there and their shirts are unbuttoned down. You could, you know, you could see the gym. You could see the games and they're in there and they're just worshiping the Lord and Jesus wants money. Christ wants you to do well. That's the Orange County ethos. They moved out of LA and they're like, I'm going to find Jesus. And that's where all the TikTok

Starting point is 00:03:35 kids will eventually end up. They go to find Jesus down in Orange County 10 years later. That's what happens. And the shows have been really not great. They've not been fun at all. I don't think I'll ever go back. I'm shocked at how, how like bad they've been. Even though people are having a good time, I'm not having a good time. And my life is about me. So a lot of people like, well, I enjoyed it, but I don't care what you enjoyed. I want to have fun. And coming from Boston where comedy is just, it's amazing to Orange County and the room is, the room that we're in is big. It's a big room and you know, it's hard to, to, to feel like you're doing well, even though you are. It's a big Dave and Buster's really that we're performing. Yeah. You know, it's got, what

Starting point is 00:04:21 is it? Got 2000 seats or, I mean, it's stupid. It's really big. Yeah. It's big next to like a Hollister. People are watching me on screens that are in the room. They're watching me on screens. And then, and you know, I got to hang out with people in LA. I don't know if I'm, we're going to come back here, by the way. I don't know either. It's not been a good few days. It's really not been good. You get away from this mental illness for a while and then you come back to it and you realize it's, it's actually not preferable to anywhere else. It's really not. There's like a few restaurants I like, but that's it. You know, the guy opening for me goes like this. He goes, uh, he's like, dude, do you think, you know, like LA guy goes, do you think like

Starting point is 00:05:01 you'll have like a later career as an actor like Daniel Day Lewis? And I said, excuse me, are you asking me if I think that later on in my life, I will have a career similar to one of the greatest actors that's ever lived Daniel Day Lewis? No. Are you going to be Daniel Day Lewis? Is that part of your plan? We're telling jokes in a mall in Irvine, California. But this is the disease here. You know, the manager of the club comes in. He's got like a mask on. He's like, you know, you're aging and came back. He goes, they think I'm like some guy working here, but I'm the regional manager. They don't know that. Hey, who gives a fuck? Who gives a fuck? It's Chuck E. Cheese. It's a comedy club. It's Chuck E. Cheese. Well, I mean, you have a

Starting point is 00:06:01 fucking bandana over your face. Nobody knows who you are. You know, I mean, I never say anything good about my agents, but in this case, they're in the right. You can't demand that people respect you if you're covered in Darth Vader mask and nobody can tell who you are. It's not irrational belief. You hear that? The sirens? I mean, this may not be it. I gotta be honest. I don't know if we're coming back. We're not coming back till next year and it may not even be that. Something's different here. It's not good. Masks are back on. The variants are back, you know. I just want to, I just want to get to a point where you can get through this and Simone Biles dropped out of the Olympics. She is a gymnast considered the greatest of all time. Yes. And

Starting point is 00:07:01 her sister tweeted, y'all are all about mental health until it no longer benefits you. I can't imagine being that inconsiderate. Woo. She's basically saying lay off her sister. Right. Lay off Simone. And I believe that too. Listen, the Olympics is a scam and a waste of everyone's time. I don't care who shows up to work. Why are we even having it this year? It's dumb. Why would we care about excellence in athletics? We care about it literally nowhere else. And I get it. She's having mental problems. The problem that I have now with what I consider to be the fetishization of mental health is this. Number one, I've been very clear about my own family, my mother being a schizophrenic and that impacting the way that I feel about mental health

Starting point is 00:08:03 because I see a lot of people on social media that have diagnosed themselves with many different disorders. I don't know how accurate they are. I don't think it's a good idea to diagnose yourself from an Instagram post and read that and go, that sounds like me on that now. It's becoming a weird identity for people. And I'm not saying there aren't legitimate instances of mental health, but athletes, this is my thing with athletes. And I gotta be careful about how I say this because it's gonna come off. I don't know how it'll come off. When it comes to athletes and mental health, I think the biggest thing to consider here is that athletes don't have minds. Do you see what I mean? That is not why we know who they are. Why are we telling them

Starting point is 00:09:08 to be self-actualized human beings? Their body is their temple and their mind only works as the operating system of their body. Their mind should not be this, you know, flourishing an important part of what they do. Their mind should be simply like taking order, giving orders to their body. So when we have somebody like Simone Biles having these problems, we have to really look at, are we telling athletes to think too much? Are we telling them to be too involved in their own, you're not supposed to think too much about what you're doing because it's stupid. It's dumb. You balance on a bar. It's dumb. If you think too much about it, you will lose your mind and go insane. You're getting millions and millions of dollars to do

Starting point is 00:10:21 something that's essentially silly. It's silly. You're doing a tumba salt. It's not something that you should spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about. Truly, whether you're throwing a basketball into a hoop or throwing a ball, all of it is silly. It's important. We need it. It distracts people from the pandemic and the wars and the economy and the no health care and the no jobs and their kids on heroin and the towns falling apart and violence is in the street. It distracts them. You need that, but I think the people that are great athletes, I'm sure some of them have been reasonably intelligent, but the vast majority of people that get really good at sports do so because their minds are not the thing that drives them in life

Starting point is 00:11:19 and nor should they be. Now there are certain sports where obviously it is important, but again, people can say, oh, golf, you got to have a strong mind to compete in golf. Yes, but they're idiots. If you get any of the guys on the PGA tour and talk to them, they're not smart. None of them are intelligent. They're not. How can you be intelligent? You have to devote so much of your life to swinging a club and hitting a ball in a hole. You can't be smart. You literally cannot. They're not smart people. None of them. When you see an athlete that's like constring a sense together, you're floored because you don't expect that, nor should you. They get their enjoyment out of life from competition, competing, and they need to have

Starting point is 00:12:13 mental toughness. I'm not saying this woman should be castigated, but I'm also not saying she should be celebrated for her issues and her problems. Mental toughness is part of athletics. It has been for a long time. The reason that the greatest players have been able to be mentally tough is because a lot of them are stupid. That's the point. They don't think that much. Mental illness is very common with people that have a lot of thoughts. If you can quiet your mind, quiet it down so that you can like, you know, really become a machine, that's how you get to be a great athlete. You know, I mean, that's what people are going to be offended at this. Oh, you're fat. You don't know what athletics is. Oh, you're an idiot. Hey, hey, they're retarded,

Starting point is 00:13:20 but they're great. That's the point. The point is that they're stupid people who are able to do an amazing thing physically, and we pay them lots of money. If they weren't able to do that, what would they be doing? Can I ask you that? If athletes were not able to do athletic things, what would they be doing? CEO? Would they be running a hospital? No, they wouldn't be. They're doing this because they're driven by the need to compete, and they're in great shape, and they have mental toughness. They have to be tough. Mental toughness is you, stupidity becomes a virtue in athletics, and I don't mean you can't be savvy and you can't be, you know, whatever, funny, but I'm talking about real intelligence here. These people don't have it,

Starting point is 00:14:27 nor should they. The vast majority of them. Not all of them. There's some of them that are very smart, but the vast majority of them. So I don't care what this woman does. The gymnastics to me shouldn't even be legal. It's a sport of pedophiles where they stunt girls' growth and they keep them like little dolls. It's insane. I mean, this poor woman went through all kinds of horror. The guy just molested thousands of them, and it's so rampant that no one cared because it's in gymnastics. It's assumed that it's a sport for pedophiles. Like when those girls came home and said I was molested, their parents were like, yeah, don't you want to be a gymnast? I thought you wanted to be a gymnast. That's what it is. You get molested and, you know, you don't eat,

Starting point is 00:15:15 and you don't grow, and you stay like you look like a little doll. You ever see these people? It's disgusting. It's disgusting when you look at them. They're tiny. They're literally this big. They're tiny little people, and it's not healthy at all. It's not healthy. Well, these are children now. But gymnasts, it stunts their growth. I don't know why somebody that's smarter than me can explain that, but it does, and that's why pedophiles like to coach gymnastics because nobody ever grows up. This is a fact, okay? There are some arguments that link high-intensity gymnastics training during puberty with delayed growth. The theories that young people undertaking such high levels of gymnastics training are likely to develop

Starting point is 00:16:07 overuse injuries and are at risk of causing stress to growing bones and growth plates. Every, we all know the gymnast. They're all tiny. So I am deeply sympathetic to whatever this girl has gone through and is going through. And also, men that are doing gymnastics are just men that don't have the guts to come out of the closet. There's not one heterosexual male in gymnastics. It's just a fact. Everyone doing gymnastics is gay. You know, the women don't have a sexuality because they're just forever children. Have you ever seen, I'm gonna get so much trouble, but have you ever seen after they win their teams like hugging them, but it's very childlike and they have like teddy bears and stuff? It's freak shit. It's legit freak shit. If you

Starting point is 00:16:56 think I'm wrong, go watch some of the old Olympics where they win. They're like 19, you know, but they're like children and like the coach is carrying them around and they have a teddy bear. It's freak shit. It's fucked up. It's not right. It's not right. It should be banned. They should replace it with some type of twerking or freestyle dance. You know, it's not good. And you know, I just am saying that and male gymnasts are gay. They're gay men who are unable to tell the world that they suck cock and they like to have penises in their ass or they like to put a penis in another man's ass. So instead of that, they do like the, you know, I don't know, the fucking, the, the, the parallel bar. What are they? What are these events even called? I know what they are. The bars.

Starting point is 00:17:47 The bars. Let me see. I mean, the rings. They're strong, these men, but they imagine fucking them. When male gymnasts look at each other, they want to fuck each other to death. When a male gymnast sees another male gymnast, they want to fuck each other to death. They want to rip the skin off each other. I mean, this is what it is. They want to like land on a cock. Like they want to like do the final jump where they stick the landing. They want to stick the landing right on another guy's cock. They're gay and that's great. I don't, I don't, I mean, they're hot. They're good looking men. But they're, they're gay. And Simone Biles is, people are upset at her because she dropped out of the team. Again, who gives a fuck? But I would have rather

Starting point is 00:18:44 if she competed and lost because I think it's funny when people phone it in. It's much better to me just phone it in. She's like, well, I could hurt myself because a lot of the, the, the moves I'm doing or have a high degree of difficulty, which is true. And she has the twisties. The twisties. We'll explain that. The twisties. Didn't you get that in golf? No, that's the yips. But you had the yips in golf. That's why you're not on the tour. Because you weren't mentally strong. You know why? Because you're not that dumb. No, this is a fact. Thank you. If you were dumber, you'd have like, you'd be like, Jesus said, hit the ball. And you'd live in Orange County. Just turn the brain off. Yeah, you got to turn the brain off. You have to turn your brain off.

Starting point is 00:19:33 And you weren't able to do it because you knew that that was not your destiny. Your destiny was greatness. Like what we're doing here. You know, studio. It's greatness. So the twisties. Liquid death. It's supposed to be like a version of like vertigo where like, when she's doing a twist, then she could think she's doing a flip and then she could just land on her head and just die, essentially. Well, my argument is don't do any of that. Don't do any of the hard shit. Go out there and just kind of be like, like, don't, you don't have to do that. Scale it back. Don't do any of the Olympic level stuff. What if she just went out and twerked on the floor in a shirt that said, I love China? I would, do you know how much I would support her? Do you know how much I would

Starting point is 00:20:24 support this woman publicly use, use any of my social capital, whatever it is, to support this woman if she said, I'm having a mental health problem. I'm going to go out and just rip my shirt off to say, I love China. And then I'm just going to twerk. I would be like, fuck yeah. But this is what I mean about athletes. We're confusing these people by telling them that they should think and they should not. Athletes like actors, like singer, like, you know, and even comedians, like I get it, like so many comics who have tried to be intelligent over the last few years have just destroyed their careers. We need to go back to a world where smart people can go and be smart somewhere and everybody else needs to just realize what they're good at and

Starting point is 00:21:18 stop trying to be an expert in 19 different things. She, this woman should not even know what her mind is doing. Truly. She shouldn't. Her success is built on her ability. She is the greatest gymnast of all time. There's no one better than her. But in order to keep that going, but she's probably getting older and she's starting to realize that it doesn't matter. See, this is what I'm getting to, but I just shut my emotions off. Otherwise I go with the gun and I kill everyone because that's what she's getting. Her mental health is starting to deteriorate because she's realizing that it's all for nothing. It's bullshit. Who cares? Yes, she became the goat. Yes, she became the best. But the happiest people in this country are

Starting point is 00:21:57 disgusting fat sloths who've never held themselves to any standard. That's truly the meaning of life to be little more than bacteria, which is what the majority of people are. They're just bacterial organisms just existing, right? They're mold essentially and this woman has tried to be great her entire life. Flips and splits and dips and twists and fucking all the time and her fucking coach and touch and urge. She's got to be like, fuck you and she's got to deal with her family and her envious friends and all the scumbags. She's got to get great and great and better and better and better and beat this bitch and this bitch and this white bitch and the Russians got to beat the fucking Russians even though we didn't do it this time. But you know,

Starting point is 00:22:35 those fucking dykes come over here, those Russians, they're not fucking around, right? I mean, those people are literally tortured in state policy to torture gymnasts, Abu Ghraib style, until they're fucking great. And this bitch has got to get through all of that to become the goat and then you realize it doesn't fucking matter. You're not happier, you're not better off. That's when it starts to unravel. You start to go, fuck. What the fuck? That's when you got to shut it off. Shut it off. You got to do it Simone because it, if you start questioning it, if you start going, should I have done all this? Would I have been happier? Should I have just, what I have, should I have, I can't believe,

Starting point is 00:23:15 what do I do? What do I do now? Shut it off and do the flip. We make our choices Simone. We make our choices. I made the choice to do this. I didn't want to do this today. I don't know that I've ever wanted to do this ever in my life, but it's what I do. I can't start thinking about it now. Imagine that on the way, I would drive my car off a fucking, you know, off a hill in LA or a fucking into a ravine or something. If I started thinking about my life, stop thinking about your life. Just do the thing that you've learned to do because nobody gets out of this alive. You know, and that's my issue. But you know, there's bad actors out there. They're going to exploit this mental health shit and use it as a reason

Starting point is 00:24:06 to usher in mediocrity. That bitch, Naomi Osaka, who didn't want to do the interviews. Shut the fuck up. Do the fucking interviews, you dumb bitch. You know how much money you're making to play fucking tennis? Tennis is stupid. It's a stupid sport for racist white people. Okay? And somehow you figured out a way to dominate that sport. More power to you. But shut the fuck up. You don't want to do interviews? I don't want to do a lot of shit, but I fucking do it. Enough. Stop babying these stupid fucking idiots. Truly. Enough. Kick her out. Give a fuck. Let her do something else. Go be a doctor if you don't want to do it. Like, it's just, I'm sick of hearing this shit. You're supposed to be, you're supposed to enjoy the

Starting point is 00:24:52 interviews because you're supposed to sit there and forget the last one. And you forget because you're an idiot. You're dumb. The reason that you fucking do well is you're dumb. It's not hard. It is, but it's not. You're a retard. Stop trying to be intelligent. What are you going to put on a lab coat and do gene sequencing? You hit a ball over a net and you're the best at it because you're stupid. Because you don't question why you do it. Because your body is your temple. Your body just wants to compete. Give it that endorphin rush. Stop trying to think. You're going to ruin your life. Do you know how many people I've seen ruin their life because they think?

Starting point is 00:25:52 People sitting in marriages, they go, you know, I actually don't think this is, and then they're, it's worse. Then they get divorced and on the other side of that, it's worse. You know, I'm just, I just, I've had enough with the mental health. My mother is a legit mental patient. She's in a fucking mental institution. She, she's fucking crazy. Okay. And do you know what genuinely mentally ill people think? They think they should be in the Olympics. I wanted to talk about my favorite story of the week. A guy who is one of his daughters or sons, I forget, was in Parkland. Oh, yes. And he believed or came to be of the belief that the Parkland shooting was a hoax. And the quote here

Starting point is 00:26:57 from the New York Post is that Parkland survivor says, dad has turned to QAnon conspiracies and thinks massacre was a hoax. If this country had any balls, if the entertainment industry had any balls, is that not a reality show that you're watching? Is that not a reality show that you do not miss every single time it's on? You would leave family engagements. You might leave your wife giving birth to see the end of an episode of that show where a survivor of the Parkland shooting and her father argued about whether it happened or not. Am I the only one that wants to see this in real time? Can we set up a debate? Because I don't know that I'm going to side with the girl. She might be a cunt. And in fact, the fact that the father believes this to me

Starting point is 00:27:57 means that the child is like a bitch. You've got to really suck for your dad to choose Alex Jones over you. Truly. But she may. But I want to see it. I want to see more about it. A teen who claims to be a survivor of the high school shooting in Parkland, Florida is being traumatized all over again by his father, oh, him. A QAnon believer says the massacre was just a hoax. The student who recently graduated said his dad's conspiracy theories, which surfaced after he became a devotee of QAnon, have now caused a rift in the family, he told the Post on Monday. He was always an avid Trump supporter. And after the pandemic into Q, the man who asked to remain anonymous wrote an email. So he was already predisposed to falling into the fake news crowd and trusting

Starting point is 00:28:40 people like Marjorie Taylor Greene. So that's what started the whole thing. People have told me that it may be a coping mechanism to be able to deal with what happened, but I don't know the man added. I just love the idea of a dinner table, like a father at dinner. And the kids are like, do you have any idea what I've been through? And your father's like, you're still going, you're still going with that story? You're still doing that. You're going to look me in the face and tell me that there was a shooting at your school. You're going to tell me that. After everything I know, after everything that you know I know, who's paying you? Who's payroll you want?

Starting point is 00:29:37 I know it's not the majority, but anyone accusing me of using my trauma. So this is the person that is, this is their Reddit thread that went viral. This is a viral r slash Q and on casualties. I know it's not the majority, but anyone accusing me of using my own trauma to spin a story. Fuck you. This was literally just a spur of the moment rant. I thought it would reach at most a couple of hundred upvotes. I never planned this blowing up. I never contacted the media. What the fuck would I get out of this? This is really fucking important to me because however terrible you imagine the shooting being, double that way too much of my high school experience was dealing with this shit. So believe I'd never make light of it because you have no idea what the fuck you're

Starting point is 00:30:12 talking about. You watch his interrogation footage and he seems just like a brain dead child like moron who's too fucking stupid to know what's going on. He is, but he's also a literal fucking demon. I've never seen determination like that in my entire life. And there's a lot of people who don't know. So fuck you. And this is why that kid should have done sports. He's talking about who Nicholas Cruz. Yeah, about Cruz. Yeah. Go through the sub and you might realize what Q and on is capable of doing to their own family. They're delusional fucking people trapped in a cult fact. There are literally anti-vax nurses. Kind of funny. Folks, I don't know what you want me to do. If it's funny, I have to laugh at it. You know, I mean, it's funny. It's kind of funny. You know, there's a

Starting point is 00:30:57 variance of opinions on the vaccine. Why should nurses hold them? It is just kind of funny if a nurse is like whispering in someone's ear like, don't get it. Don't get it. It's funny to me. It's funny if you don't think there's if you if you were of the belief that we're going to get out of this and there's like brighter days ahead, this is all very tough for you to take. But if you've settled into the idea that this is maybe the best it'll be, hilarious. He's done extensive research on body language. He claims he could tell the shooter is a radical commie actor who was paid to sacrifice his life in order to remove our guns. He's questioning why they released the interrogation footage, if not to further deceive

Starting point is 00:31:46 the quote sheep, believing everything they see. He also says the trial will be rigged and the reason they're talking about the death penalty is to prevent him from ever talking just in case. What's really fucked up is that he knows I never want to hear about him or see his face ever again. I've been very clear on that. And I always leave the room when he starts talking about him, Nicholas Cruz. I keep telling him to please please fucking stop. But there's no reaction or empathy whatsoever. Even burgundy colored t-shirts what he wore makes me uncomfortable and he used to be so understanding he stopped wearing it around me. That purse is completely gone and I miss him so fucking much. You're well also are you do you suck as a person because it feels very weird that your

Starting point is 00:32:26 dad just went down this rabbit hole if you weren't a little bit of a piece of shit, right? You're a real piece of work to be able to sit here and act like nothing ever happened if it wasn't a hoax. Shame on you for being part of it and putting your family through it too. He'll say stuff like this straight to my face. He's drinking. It's great. He'll say this stuff straight to my face whenever he's drinking and I wonder if he's like he's sitting there like this. He's like look at me. How dare you? How fucking dare you lie to your old man? You're a piece of shit for being part of it. You're move out. Hey move out kid move out. Maybe leave. I don't know this sounds like a reasonable time to get your own apartment.

Starting point is 00:33:17 Get a roommate buddy. I mean maybe it's time to go. Your father's accusing you of being part of the Parkland conspiracy. Maybe it's time to leave, huh? I can't take more of him berating me and purposely trying to trigger me to see if my PTSD is real or not. What does he just walk around the house with a gun? Is it real? He see me break down and cry my eyes at multiple times which I've never ever did before. Sometimes I wonder if he's hit his head or had a fucking stroke because I almost can't believe it's the same person. What the fuck is QAnon doing to people? My breaking point was yesterday when I borrowed my little brother's iPad and saw he'd searched for some really bad things related to the shooting. I practically begged my mom to give my dad an ultimatum to get professional

Starting point is 00:34:02 help or move out. She's really timid and hates confrontation so well she said was try not being home as much and waited out. Yeah, leave. I've no idea how to deal with this. It's too painful for me to keep living like this. Hearing his name every single fucking day and being accused of accepting money to be part of it. How much did they pay you? You're gonna lie to your old man. How much did they fucking pay you to be part of it? You commie piece of shit. Your PTSD is all bullshit. You were part of it. Try to take my gun. Edit. Even though I've definitely felt like I don't think getting physical would do any good at all, I instead try to remind him to look back at the text I sent when I was 100% sure the shooter was about to enter our classroom. I asked him to

Starting point is 00:34:53 look me in the eyes and still argue I'm able to fake what I wrote in those messages but no luck. I feel for the kid. It's time to move out. I mean listen, is it funny? Certainly. Is it horrible? Yes. Should you leave? Yes. It's very unfortunate. Your father is, he's been bit. He's feral as I've said. And by the way, it's like obviously I'm not trying to draw a parallel but it's like I've had family members where they keep talking about Trump and Russia and they're you know with the COVID they won't. You know they're excited about the next lockdown and they're you know they're like Russia sent us the Delta virus so Trump can I'm like all right you're that's liberal QAnon is you know the crazy COVID stuff and I get a COVID's a real thing but you

Starting point is 00:35:37 know some people have lost their fucking minds we all know that so this does seem to present itself in the QAnon movement people. It does and sadly the QAnon movement has seemingly attracted some unstable people and that's unfortunate but I feel bad for this dude but you gotta move the fuck out of your crib bro. Hit me up at Tim J. Dillon on Instagram. Hit me up if you're good looking you come stay with me. If you're good looking you have a home Austin or LA wherever I happen to be you could come stay with me but you know you gotta send me a pic. Send some pics. Send some pics. Hit me up. It is unfortunate that he's going through that because you know I'm sure your dad feels the text you sent when the shooter was about to end you know which was

Starting point is 00:36:34 probably like hey I may die right now I love you right oh my god would I never send that to my family I would never if I thought I was right about to die I would never text my family because anything I got back would be so underwhelming that for those to be the last words I've read on this planet like like literally I could imagine like sending my father a text that he like half read and I'm like I'm in school there's a shooter he's gonna kill us and I love you and he would just read like school love you know and then he'd just write back enjoy it son

Starting point is 00:37:24 and then I would be like well this is the last text message I get to read in my life you know I don't know that I text anyone I wouldn't text him him and his wife would just go and just stare in the will so they just get excited you know I just would hate to text him because I knew like he would just look at her and she'd be like is it the time and you'd be like this is not a drill he'd be like this is not a drill let's go they'd be so excited you know they'd come to hospital and yank the tubes out of me but I would never I would never in my life text my father so at least he like his close enough of his family at one time to text yeah yeah his family which is remember those times yeah don't get greedy don't get greedy no one's

Starting point is 00:38:08 close with their family their whole life remember the good times when you love them and you texted them that you loved them don't get greedy you can't ask for your dad to not accuse you of being a crisis actor that's greed you had the good times enjoy them and move on and leave you don't want to start being one of these people who's just like me me me selfish selfish selfish oh I demand that my relationship with my father is perfect forever well you cannot you cannot make those demands people go through things okay and your father right now is having a little bit of a rough patch okay he's being red pilled and it's very tough for him he's he's gone it's too much and what's happening now is he's lashing out at you because you're in the house

Starting point is 00:39:03 leave and then he'll eventually turn on your mother and then she'll leave or you know what is this well this was one of the edits he goes another one I've been told his brain tumor or lead poisoning apparently it's normal with boomers all I know is that he's never been the same since the shooting the pandemic messed him up and lately it's just gotten worse or maybe he actually just had a mental break and it's gone fucking insane who knows we'll probably get back with an update if I found out why are you not okay ready go down as for my situation remember not that not everyone were on tv like David I'm just one of the many dealing with what happened I came out fine physically but way too many didn't so a big fuck you to anyone sending me bullshit

Starting point is 00:39:50 dm's your time is better spent I didn't send him a bullshit dm at all I sent I sent pic and then question mark pic pic and it's a throw I'm not trying to get docs crazy I even have to explain that sorry if this is long but I gotta get it off my chest yeah and then he goes into and then he goes into it yeah sports yeah that's the whole thing turn it off turn your mind off yeah turn your mind off this guy here's here's what's happening here and I'm I have a little bit or the background in psychology and it's not a doctorate or anything but it's enough to talk on YouTube this kid is exhibiting the signs to me of somebody who is very first of all their survivor's guilt when you live and other people around you die you have what they call

Starting point is 00:40:54 survivor's guilt have you heard of that yes it's a legit thing if we're in a car accident and there's four of us and three of us die and and me or you who's over there if I survive or you survive there's survivor's guilt okay so you have that okay there's also another thing which is compounding that which is making it even harder for this kid is that I think he does he feels genuinely guilty that he participated in a false flag but I don't think he should because throughout history these operations have been used and it's kind of an honor to be involved but I think his guilt about participating in a false flag has started to override his you know sense of self and he can't repair this relationship with his father who's obviously asking

Starting point is 00:41:49 good questions and it's just becoming a problem so I would say maybe move out for a little bit and until you can admit to your father what you've done that's what I would do by the way if I was this kid legit I'd be like yeah so I did it so what bitch George Soros gonna fuck you in your mouth how about that I would drive him more crazy I'd be like you don't even know you don't even know who ordered us to do this you don't even know you don't even know what doors you're knocking on dad we can make people disappear it's like that line from Breaking Bad where um Walter White goes hey man if you think I'm that guy you know right like I'm the one who knocks type of thing yeah yeah I think the kid's got to turn to his dad

Starting point is 00:42:40 and go so you think I participated in that and you don't fear me you don't legitimately fear me you think I was part of something like that and you don't respect me are you stupid are you an idiot do you know what I can do do you know what I can have done okay just have a little fun with it it's tough I know it's a hard thing to have fun with but I think that that's the route to go drive the dad more crazy tell him that not only did you do that but you did everything tell him you did 9 11 when you were 8 tell them you were integral you were involved in the 9 this is part of when I said like put Jenny Slate in jail because she she came out you know she had that whole thing with um big mouth yeah she played a biracial girl and then but she acted like she had like

Starting point is 00:43:33 um you know she her apology was like she had lit a black family's house on fire like literally her apology she was voicing a mixed race character on a cartoon her apology was like she had been for years and years in the clan and she was coming out to say like my actions contributed to the erasure like um so I think you got to go crazy when they go woke you go crazy you go put her in jail it's not enough so I think here you actually go crazier than dad and go you don't even know what I've been involved in parkland's not even the beginning or the end of it okay sit down tell him be like you want to know how things work I'm an alien I was born with alien DNA you and mom don't have it that's why I was recruited start saying shit like that

Starting point is 00:44:21 or just kind of go along with it like you and him discover the parkland conspiracy together like it's like a it's a version of like father son bonding but instead of like going hunting or camping or golfing you guys hunt down the real killer it's like I imagine OJ Simpson and his son maybe did something like that OJ and Justin he was like hey we got to find the guy who did this and his son's like what OJ's like we got to find the guy who did this and his son's like well I lost a mom I don't want to lose a mom and a dad so you got to just go like all right dad wants to drive around sunday see if we can find the killer you go have a nice breakfast you drive around go where's the killer where is the killer I think that's what you got to do here

Starting point is 00:45:12 you just accept that your father like many people is imperfect and you just go with that and you just have whatever relationship with him you can have and you guys kind of then go and hunt down the real killers you know because Nicholas Cruz if your contention is that he was a patsy you got to find the people that directed him to do it so I think there could be a lot of fun yeah there could be a lot of fun to be had but I'm it's unfortunate that all that is happening blue chew it's a summer of love baby not so much but we'll see delta variant back better than ever lambda gamma phi beta comma sigma epsilon it's coming back 125,682 breakthrough Florida cases remember when we used to announce it at the beginning of every podcast I would go yeah give me the death

Starting point is 00:46:07 numbers on the worldometer give me the sick we had the worldometer yeah and I'd go give me the sick give me the dead it's a fun way to get started and we're back break through covid cases data shows how many vaccinated Americans have tested positive well this is the deal right you get the vaccine it's supposed to help you in terms of not dying but you're gonna get it and you know you take risks whatever risks you deem appropriate I guess this is more this is going to be like an endemic not a pandemic in the sense that we're going to live with it forever it's going to be a large part well hopefully it'll be a smaller and smaller part of our life but this is going to be something like the common cold it's never going to go away it's probably going to take years and

Starting point is 00:46:53 years and years to go away and by that time we'll have had an economic collapse and we'll be you know probably in some cyber war with China or something I don't know and we just need to get to the point where things get so bad that covid gets knocked down that's like remember during the riots covid was like the fourth story we need that again yeah remember that covid was the fourth story because literally there were people marching through the streets burning down buildings now the things are relatively peaceful covid's back to being number one the answer is not treatments or vaccines the answer is more civil unrest riots burning of the buildings murder arson because then what happens is covid just stops being important remember that when it stopped

Starting point is 00:47:39 being important yeah no one cared they were like the real pandemic has raised us up and and so people could march and so we just we just need that somebody if you could because I don't want this to happen in real life somebody if you could CGI a couple of white cops shooting an innocent guy I want to cure covid can someone release a scene from a movie and we'll say it's real set up maybe we should do this to cure covid okay I look like a cop I just execute an innocent black family in a car for no reason again I'm against this for the simple reason that we put that video out coat the delta gamma lambda Lamborghini all of it will go away it'll be gone because that's what happened last time so what we need is a police to shoot an unarmed person

Starting point is 00:48:36 I don't want any of this to happen but do you see what I'm saying here if it were to happen we'd probably get over the delta variant very quickly we'd all start to realize that the real pandemic is racism because those are the articles being written the real pandemics rate so we just it maybe nobody even has to die can a cunt go yell at a black guy in a grocery store and put it go viral we need it take one for the team if you're a white bitch take one for the team get a black friend of yours go to a store a grocery store and just yell at them and make it go viral because we need to get over this covid hump and the only way that we're going to do that is by diverting the attention to the real pandemic which is racism that's the way we

Starting point is 00:49:28 got over it let remember covid last year didn't exist now you you didn't go outside because you thought you would be uh killed by violent mob you can't have it all you understand what I mean you can't have it all but do you want covid or do you not want if you don't want covid we gotta have violent mobs in the street again that's that's where we're at that's it's funny but that's the options you have as a citizenry would you like would you spin the wheel tell them what they've won well we've got two prizes for you a forever lockdown with 90 million strains of covid or eruptions of violence mob violence in the street what would you like those are the options we can have a forever lockdown with 20 million strains of covid

Starting point is 00:50:19 and the media reporting on everyone who's dying you know the media with the camera in the face can you breathe um we can have that that's what we're heading towards or b we can have riots in the street lighting cop cars on fire but at least there's no covid you won't be able to leave uh and you'll every now and then you'll be eating in a restaurant because because covid will go away you'll be able to eat in a restaurant but then molotovs will come on in uh while you're eating your uh uh tuna tartare but those are the it's seemingly the options am i wrong if i was an alien and just looked at the last year of history i know the options are spikes of covid or violence in the street what what shall we take i'm ready for a little let's have a little violence in the

Starting point is 00:51:06 street let's take the masks off let's let's douse a few cop cars with kerosene light it up because those will be your choices uh as an american citizen that and that is what they call pay attention a failed state when your options are an incompetent federal government completely mismanaging a pandemic destroying your lives and livelihoods or the federal government taking a break from that to sanction mass violence to also destroy your lives and livelihoods those are your two choices what's fun about both of them is they both end in your lives and livelihoods uh being destroyed but you can avoid all that if you're in sports because if you don't think about all that and you just get up every day and you do sports if you do sports and you watch sports people love

Starting point is 00:52:09 watching sport ray watches sports now he's 900 pounds he's big into basketball he knows a ton about big into everything he's big into a chair and and and and he enjoys it and people love it so that's why the sport that's why uh uh simon biles and uh yokozuna the tennis player Naomi Abba Osaka who cares there's enough people that think i'm racist anyway i don't really care doesn't really matter you've got bigger problems imagine it is good you know uh being somewhat uh i don't want to say famous but whatever i happen to be whatever i well it's just every day you wake up and you realize why you're like three reasons you're a nazi and you go ha ha because the definition of nazi changes now so frequently while you sleep that you just wake up and it's

Starting point is 00:52:57 like covid you wake up and you go what are the symptoms of it now what are the symptoms of nazi now i think maybe we should have a police force i think penises and vaginas are inherently different ah it's like covid covid they go it's runny nose now and now you wake up and they go nazi means you believe in the border now oh well but um Naomi Osaka they don't really sound important they are they're so important because i don't come to these disturbing realizations about life when i can just watch an athlete in their prime physical condition there's nothing better than a prime physical specimen because it connects us to nature it connects us to what we really should be which is stupid the best things about life are silly

Starting point is 00:53:44 fucking and eating and shitting those are the most fun things um when we start to get too high-minded about things we start to destroy ourselves in our collective civilization so the reason that athletes are so important it's not only that it's a distraction it connects us to when we were young and we would just run in a field or swim and you you felt good you were connected to your body before you polluted it and destroyed it with pills and food and booze and drugs and this and that and tattoos get the tattoos off they look like shit but i mean is there anything worse than being really hot and putting tattoos on you i mean it's grotesque my point is this um nobu the tennis player and and uh simon biles biles biles biles biles

Starting point is 00:54:30 simon simon they don't realize how important they are because they connect us to a deeper truth about ourselves and it is not it is not simply a distraction it is they are the perfect the ideal we all want to be uh stupid truly be stupid for us show us the way show us how to just sweat and shred and cut and kill and win girls boys anyone in between and most athletes are like naturally trans the masculine male athletes are very light on their feet and kind of um what's the word i'm looking for graceful graceful yeah correct and the female athletes many of them are hulking husky voices naturally trans they're the evolution the body perfect that's what we need we need to see the body the body in in perfect um you know uh agreement with the mind the body

Starting point is 00:55:41 in the mind working uh hand in hand synchronized perfectly and in order to do that we need to shut off our minds shut them off turn what is this laguna beach hello good afternoon this is alana calling from the loft at montage laguna beach how are you i'm great how are you good we are just calling to say that um we received an email it's time to make a reservation for you tonight um and we were wondering if 545 would be all right with you unfortunately we we can't uh come the couple that was going to come uh to have dinner with us unfortunately uh has uh you know been in a car accident and they've been horribly mangled oh no oh yes um so should i cancel that for you i mean i may still go you have the rotisserie chicken right sorry you have the rotisserie

Starting point is 00:56:51 chicken still on that menu i believe we do let me and that's good that chicken's good if you had it with the fava beans um yes we still do have our rotisserie chicken okay so you know we're gonna find another couple can we do four at five p.m four at five p.m yes thank you so much of course it's very sad what happened but they weren't a fun couple anyway right um it all works out for the best i guess doesn't it always yes thank you dear four four at five yes all right we must compete uh the sports people have to show up for work and it is not because we want them to injure themselves or others it is because they connect us to a reality uh that we

Starting point is 00:57:50 can many of us can no longer live in and that reality is of the body not of the mind not of the mind great feats of the body the mental acuity to direct your body to do great things that's great the world of the mind is littered now with uh garbage and probably never will go back to being anything other than just a circle jerk the mind is the problem shut it off and hit the ball go over the net go over the net just just quiet just quiet now like if i was a mobiles coach i'd say just quiet down don't think about nine eleven don't think about your life don't think about if anyone really loves you don't think about what love is anyway don't think about what happens after you die don't think about your family don't think

Starting point is 00:58:54 about your friends don't think about your fans don't think of your community the community of man don't think about what we are don't pay attention to that weird feeling you have in the back of your leg it's all bullshit none of it matters just look at me don't think about the fact that they're not letting you take out of all these freaks don't think about that fucking pedophile don't think about that everyone's pedophile just balance on the bar balance on the bar and you do a flip and you trust you trust that you're gonna land that flip and you know why you're gonna land that flip i'll tell you why you're gonna land that flip i'll tell you why you're gonna land that flip because if you can shut your mind off and you just let your body take over okay

Starting point is 00:59:47 you will get the results that you've been getting for the entire time you just you can do it you can do it because we need you to do it we have so little left simon we need a champion we need a champion and and you are our our champion so if this comes up again just learn to quiet your mind don't think about that kid doing a parkland shooting and lying to his father think about any of it just get out there and do something that is meaningless and stupid but do it perfectly do it perfectly because simon that's life it's meaningless it's silly but when you watch someone do it perfectly it's still impressive good luck out there don't get sick get smart

The Tim Dillon Show - 262 - We're Back

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