The Tim Dillon Show - 264 - Time Is A Fat Circle

Starting point is 00:00:00 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. I'm here joined by an old friend of the program, podcaster, hilarious person. Ray Kump is with us. Hello. Thank you for having me. Thank you. Getting over COVID-19, baby. I finally got it. Were you, did you eat a penguin? I, I don't know how I got it, but I just, um, it was probably just cause every, everybody I know has it. Everyone in LA has it. It's, it's helping you. I mean, you know, it's so funny. You could tell that no one has any trust in the vaccine because as soon as you tell people you have it, they're like, Oh my God. Oh my God. And I'm like, well, I'm vaccinated. I'm supposed to be okay. Right? You're like, dude, be careful. Literally

Starting point is 00:00:55 people were texting me. They're like, be care. I'm like, and these are the same people that were like, you got to get faxed. As soon as you get it, they're like, how long do you have? Yeah. They're like, it's my aunt's texting me. She's like, it's scary. It's very scary. I'm like, I thought the whole idea was that you got the vaccine so that you, you wouldn't, you wouldn't be inundated with texts. Like, are your affairs in order? No one wants people are addicted to the death drama now. Yes. No, we can't go back. We're not going to go back to like, you know, occasionally someone dies and we're fine. We just live our lives. If people don't have a death every day to talk about, or someone dying or someone in

Starting point is 00:01:38 the hospital, they're going to lose their minds. It gives their lives meaning. Yeah. We're a life culture now. Yeah. It's a death culture. It's a good point. And what's interesting about having this is it is, you know, you worry some, you know, you try to stay off the internet when you have it, right? Because there's always like a case. There'll always be something to read about where you go, Oh, fuck, you know, right? So there's always someone who's died of everything, like everything out there. You could die of someone has, right? What's interesting about COVID now is people act like it's the only thing killing people in America. Like it's the only thing. This is a country. Okay. That has mass shootings

Starting point is 00:02:22 and insanely high homicide rate, an opioid crisis, school shootings all the time, insane rates of cancer, heart disease, all kinds of problems, suicide, PTSD, untreated mental illness, horrible roads, traffic exit, but people act like COVID is just the only danger out there. Cops are fighting hookers with like their throats cut guns. COVID's getting nasty. Which very, which variant is this? Yeah. Which variant is this? Right? Shoot an innocent black guy in a 7 11 parking lot. What variant is that? I don't know. Um, you know, I went, so I went, I got this monoclonal antibody infusion, which really helps. It's the same thing they gave to Trump and, uh, you know, being bigger. Now I'm going to try to really lose weight now because

Starting point is 00:03:13 this is not going anywhere. COVID clearly, and it's just going to be around COVID. Why lose the weight? Well, I just think it's still, it's a better idea. I got to prepare for whatever the next variant is going to be. Sure. The next variant is going to be like this. It's going to be hilarious. You're going to be like, not only does the vaccine not help the next variant, it hurts. They're going to be like, are you vaccinated? Well, then the next variant is going to fuck you up. Watch the fuck out. Right. So, uh, I, I went and I got this monoclonal antibody infusion. It's made by a company called Regeneron, which is, um, the thing that Trump got. Now I don't know why it's not widely available. It is kind of like a miracle drug. I feel much better in, in under

Starting point is 00:03:59 48 hours. Really, I felt better in 24 hours. I mean, it's hard to mass produce when you're based out of a Argentina using old Nazi science. Well, but what's good about Texas is all the doctors here at QAnon. So they'll literally, they'll do anything, right? Like when I went in, the doctor was like, did you get back? So I was like, yeah, he was like, all right. Like he wasn't like good for you. Or he goes, ah, all right. And then he goes like this. He goes, you want survivor mectin? And I went, well, I don't know. And he goes, how about this? He calls me up. He goes, why don't you go to a website? It's going to tell you all about the ivermectin. He didn't even say, like he didn't say what ivermectin is. He just like here. Like he's like,

Starting point is 00:04:45 watch the trailer. Yeah. He's like, have you seen zeitgeist? No, he, he goes, he calls me because how are you doing after the antibodies? I said, good. He goes, okay. Cause you want some ivermectin. And I went, well, I don't really know. I'm like, I don't know that I needed it. I feel better. He goes, listen, just go to this website and it'll tell you all about it. He goes, these doctors, he goes, they're highly peer reviewed. He goes, they're well published. He goes, they're well known. And he goes, so I go to the website and I'm not saying anything about ivermectin. I'm sure it has success and the people to believe it or whatever. But like Brett Weinstein is being interviewed on this website.

Starting point is 00:05:28 Brett Weinstein is on a doctor though. He's not a doctor. He's perhaps a doctor of something, but whatever. He's like, not a doctor. So it's very interesting. Like what? So I'm looking at YouTube link. It's, if you want to take ivermectin, link in bio. Yeah. No, it's, it's literally a fucking, I forget what it's called. It's called, it's like the COVID coalition or something. Oh, I forget the name of it. I wish I had the name of it, right? And it's like the, let me try to find it. And it's a website where they just have all these different. It's Gary V on there. Okay. It's called COVID critical care.com FLCCC alliance frontline COVID-19 critical care alliance. We thank you for your continued support.

Starting point is 00:06:24 This is starting to remind me of the mortgage crisis. So if you go to this, it just is like a bunch of interviews with people. And one of them is Dr. Pierre Corey and Paul Merrick discussed this oppression of good science and more with Brett Weinstein. Dr. Corey on how ivermectin defeats the variants, blah, blah, blah. So it's just so funny. I was like, okay, I'd never been told by a doctor before to go to a website. You, you know why though? It's cause when the trial happens and it's like, and so you advise Mr. Dylan to take ivermectin. No, you're, no, actually to clarify, I sent him to a website. He made his own decisions. He says, no, there's no doctor advice going. It's like he's selling you a speedball. Yeah. The doctor calls me because

Starting point is 00:07:09 listen, we've had a lot of success with a new drug. Have you heard of the compound media network? I want you to log on to compound media and I mean, listen, maybe it works. I don't know, but I mean, I feel better. My oxygen levels are good. I walk, walking two or three miles a day. Did you take the ivermectin? No, I have a script for it. I picked it up. I was like, okay, if I, if I felt bad, I was going to take it. It's like seven pills a day or something. That's, that's a lot of pills. It's a lot of pills. But I made it through, but you, you've never had this as far as you know, COVID. No, I'm, I'm a, I'm a very healthy man. And I've managed to keep it, keep it at bay with my physical acumen. Well, and you don't leave your home.

Starting point is 00:07:57 I leave occasionally. I mean, I go out to dinner. I go to the movies. I've seen four or five movies since they reopened. How 1950s have you like, I go to the dinner. I go to the movies. You know, I walk around and, and yeah, my girlfriend, Lucy, she walks, you know, she leaves the house a lot. So, you know, if she caught it, I would get it. So, you know, I mean, it's, I think it's not, it's not tearing through New York at the moment, but yeah, I'm sure it will at some point. Yeah. The doctor calls me back and he goes, I want you to watch a documentary. Sit down. You can sit down. Do you know that Jesus, that Jesus is actually based on a Samaritan myth? Anyway, take this pill.

Starting point is 00:08:41 Do you know that Jesus was based on Horus? Do you know that? Oh, interesting. That's very interesting. I'm like, can you take my blood pressure and just sit down, sit down and relax for a little bit. Okay. You know, our money is not backed by gold. Did you know that? It's backed by nothing. You understand? It's like, hey, what's, what, what are my, what are my platelets account look like? Oh, uh, you know, debt is slavery. I'm a Bitcoin maximalist. You know, it's the only way to keep the government in check. I'm like, I understand. Is my oxygen good? Is it above 95? What's the thermite paint? It's also some of these doctors in Texas you go, where did you go to school? Like,

Starting point is 00:09:36 cause some of them go to like Texas Christian Academy of Jesus, you know? Well, the weird thing is like, don't a lot of them go over. Like, I know when people come from other countries, they like can't, their medical license can transfer for some reason, but like, aren't a lot of those guys, don't they go down to like South America to get their licenses a lot of the times? Isn't there a thing that they go to Brazil where they go to like, is that true? I didn't know that. I don't know. Or like, or like some, I think there's like, I think there's like med schools in the Cayman Islands that like some of these guys go to. Oh my God. Next to the banks that like, you know, for all the money. I mean, listen, I'm happy though. I got the antibody

Starting point is 00:10:12 infusion. Like I am glad that they were like, let's throw everything at it. Yeah. No one's taking chances with you. No one, no one thinks you're fighting it off on your own. That's not true. I'm white. This is disproportionately affecting people that are non-white because they don't get the, uh, the blood of the children injected into them like you did. Well, I was giving it because it's given, there is a group in Texas called the society for the preservation of white men. And that's who that's literally, I'm not even kidding. That's who gave me the end of the infusion. That's who paid for it. What? That's who paid for the infusion. I swear to you. What? Why? It's, it's, it's about preserving European heritage.

Starting point is 00:10:56 Um, that sounds sketchy. Is it? Well, but I'm not sure we're getting out here. That's the reason I was able to get this. It said to preserve the lineage of Europeans. I mean, are you really what they want to preserve? This is what this is. I don't, I don't ask, you know, I don't ask. Um, what's going on in, uh, in New York? Um, you know, it's, it's, it's fine. I mean, there's a lot more, uh, homeless under the overpasses now, but you know, they got to go somewhere. So you have a camps now under like on Meeker Avenue. Uh, that's the biggest difference I see. Um, hey, people just walking around some of my mass, some don't, everyone's just kind of

Starting point is 00:11:48 living their, uh, living their best life. Yeah. I haven't gotten stabbed yet. No, I mean, you know, it's gonna, it's gonna take a while for this shit to write itself. It's very weird. And, um, it's a very strange fucking time, uh, to do anything, um, you know, to plan anything. You know, I mean, I know that a lot of people have tour. I have a tour. I, I'm pretty sure that tours are going to be okay. I think they'll just, you know, basically, uh, start requiring the vaccine everywhere as opposed to shutting things down. Right. That seems to be the direction things are heading in. I have to get my Excelsior pass. What is that? And the Excelsior pass is your proof, I guess, that you have the vaccine

Starting point is 00:12:37 and you'll need that to get into the clubs and the restaurants. Uh, I'm a man about town, so I'm going to need my Excelsior pass. How are they going to keep track of all this? Like, who is going to be checking this? Some goon? Yeah. So we'll look at the same guy who fucking checks my ID to go into some shitty bar and it's like, oh, your license expired. When's the last time you've been IDed? I mean, some of these bars, I mean, they don't care. They, like, you have to have a license. Oh my God. Passport. Like, they'll literally check like an elderly person. They don't because they're morons. These are people who can't be trusted to do normal, like, to have judgment. So like their bosses tell them, like, no, like just, you know,

Starting point is 00:13:18 molest that old woman and make sure she, you know, she's who she says she is. Yeah. This isn't a case by case. You check everybody. Right. I just love the idea of somebody looking at you and going, this 17 year old thinks he's going to get over on me. I don't know that any of this is going to actually be implemented in the way that people want it. Like, you're like, I just, I just think it's going to be pretty sloppy. And I think a lot of people are going to get lazy and go, yeah, whatever, just come in. It depends on the, it depends on the outfit I get. I mean, because I guess they can be sued if it happens, right? Like they can be, it's hard to prove where you got it, right? Like it's very difficult to prove how and where you got it. But I guess,

Starting point is 00:14:01 yeah, the fear is litigious. It's that you could get sued. We should all just, uh, I mean, that's a good point. Like no, no, there is no way we should all wear sensors. They should give you a sensor. Like if I can, like it goes in your arm and just, you know, glows if you have COVID. Why can't they do that? How great would it be if tomorrow like Biden comes on TV is like, no vaccine mandates, sensors in your arm that glow if you have COVID. He goes, we've heard the civil libertarians, we get it. We're not doing vaccine passports, sensors in your body that will glow a lovely, like iridescent blue if you have COVID. I mean, look, and then do what you put people can be,

Starting point is 00:14:50 you know, you have informed consent then you can go, I'm going to avoid this man or I'm going to, I'm going to have sex with him. I don't want certain people are afraid of getting chips put in them. You want it. I mean, as long as they're functional, I mean, you know, those things that like the Amazon has as little buttons that you can hit to order more like risk crackers. There will be a period of fun because we clearly are becoming these hybrids, but there's going to be some real, there's going to be some real chaos before we're perfected. I look, people like the people who, uh, uh, stew it the most, whatever the word would be, uh, who poo poo on this, uh, this biomechanic stuff are people who could use it. I could use a mechanical thyroid. It would

Starting point is 00:15:34 help me. Yes. You know, like just shove a car, like a car battery into my neck and like, you know, get my metabolism. Well, the whole idea is if they do that to you and then you decide to overthrow the government, uh, with your group of freedom fighters, they can turn you off because they have a, they're, they've, they've hacked you. They can hack you, but they, they can't even keep like, you know, uh, rushing hackers and turning off the dam. Like they're going to like, right. I could hack my, like my neck implant probably. Also, if they give you a neck implant, why would you overthrow the government? Yeah, they're doing me a favor. I'm in the best shape of my life. He just wants a neck implant. It is very interesting. Let's say we're all bionic and we're all running

Starting point is 00:16:14 around and like we feel and look great and everything's regulated by a mainframe computer. There's probably no reason to have a revolution. Yeah. Like, you know, people want to fuck. They want to eat and they want to, you know, enjoy his show every once in a while. No, but if you listen to America, this is a country of hardcore freedom fighters. Yeah, but it is because like there's no jobs and there's no shows and there's no, you know, they took away everything good. Yeah. No one was, no one was rebelling when we were just, you know, eating steaks all day. And no one cared about freedom when there was Game of Thrones and you could sit inside of Chili's. Yeah. Right. Yeah. This freedom is a, freedom's really, it's, it's, it's what you have when things

Starting point is 00:16:57 aren't going great. We used to talk about how like, you know, a few years ago, even just like, oh, they'll never rebel because, you know, we have iPods too good or the iPhone and like, and the food's too like wonderful. And like they're losing the, like the bare fundamentals of what kept this thing going. Like just feed everyone fat and, and, and salt and like fucking like, you know, and give them a good show every once in a while. And now they can't even do that. Well, the woke shit is ruined entertainment. So you don't have any entertainment. Yeah. I can't believe that the CIA, if it is a CIA op, there's a short site, they have, forget like agencies not talking to each other. There's different parts of the CIA got to talk to each other.

Starting point is 00:17:38 There's woke division who was like screwing up the mind control division. Yeah. No, it's true. It's the biggest fucking like short play in history where you're going to like, you're going to literally cause a group of people who've been docile their entire life to now start thinking about like serious anti-government activity because every time they turn on TV, they're being scolded. They're being, was there some argument going on in some back room where it's like, why did you kill Epstein? They were eating pudding. They don't give a shit. That was a thing. It's a good point. Like what if Epstein was just convinced to like hang three, somebody relevant guys? Like he went out and he was like, okay, it was New Mexico

Starting point is 00:18:31 governor, Bill Richardson. It was some creepy physicist and give him some, some like low level select and be like, it was a tofer grace tofer grace. That's who it was. And then everyone in America would be like, fucking God damn it tofer grace. And then, and it's it. And then that's it. And then he goes to like some federal prison, but they couldn't chance that. They had to get rid of them. But do you get sad? I mean, sometimes, yeah, sure. But because of the variance, you're also like, I can't go to a therapist. No, look, I mean, how could I, I can't leave my house. I'm worried about getting COVID. This is a catch 22. Well, yeah, I mean, it's strange because I hear about people. I'm also concerned about the type of vaccine passport, you know, architecture they

Starting point is 00:19:30 could build. I'm sure I get it. We all get it, right? But it's just, it's so already down the road and not to celebrate it coming, but it's so ready here with your phone, with tech, with the ability to kick you off the internet, with the ability to really kick you off payment processors, right? It's the guy going, Oh, no, I'm on Android. I'm fine. Right. It's already here and not that we should celebrate it. And I'm not saying to welcome it with open arms, but it is interesting that people that like aren't aware of how down the road we are on a lot of this stuff. Yeah. And what we were saying for years, and we were late on the two without we were looking with pioneers, but like the time for like doing anything was, you know, probably 20 years,

Starting point is 00:20:22 just like climate change, probably 20 years ago, right? We just can't, like it would be hilarious if we did have a revolution, like the day before everything collapses, basically. Well, we see what a revolution looks like, right? It's a guy in a Viking helmet running around taking selfies. That was an American revolution. Make no mistake. Even though it wasn't a revolution and it was laughable, that was just about the level of revolution you're going to see in this country. Adults wearing costumes, taking selfies in the Congress and putting them up as their Facebook profile pictures. That's about the level of, of real revolutionary activity you're going to see. Can you imagine like Trotsky photocopying his asshole and just facing on the wall?

Starting point is 00:21:11 Right. He's just sitting on a photocopier. Like, what are you doing, Leon? He's like, shut the fuck up. You're taking photocopies of his ass. He's like, we'll show him. I mean, that's kind of where we're at though. I mean, like, you know, when you look at the January 6th thing and you go, that's, that's pretty much the most you're going to see. Cause if not, then why didn't you see more then? Yeah. Well, I mean, it's, it's coming from somebody different angles too is a weird thing. Like, you know, the mis, like you're misinformation basically, like the level, I mean, the level of the kind of people you're going to get for a stop to steal type thing when there really was no, any reason to believe it.

Starting point is 00:21:56 Like it was, you're going to get the, the real yahoo's. So there's a chance that like, you know, when we stop, when we stop saving babies in the hospital, which we will, we'll just, you know, we'll just kill babies in the hospital from, you know, when they get the flu or whatever. I'm just saying there's levels of like, of decay that's going to happen despite the infrastructure bill. You might get a little more wise. It's the infrastructure bill. That's the fix. It's the big fix. But, um, you know, I'm saying you might, you might get a little more of a, of a, of a sampling of, of, of, you know, less. Well, you see, you know, you sit in the West coast, you see Portland, Seattle, you see the Antifa people, you see like people that try to bomb some courthouses and try

Starting point is 00:22:36 to like, you know, the shop outside of politicians, houses and stuff. And, but then the cops go and club them, you know, you know, last time it was an actual terrorist attack that wasn't, you know, I mean, of course the, you know, the mass shootings are just individuals who have nothing to do with any kind of a concerted, you know, conspiracy, but, you know, wink, but, uh, yeah, the last terrorist attack was the very not shady Boston marathon. And before that it was the very not shady 911. And before that it was the very not shady Oklahoma city bombing where the FBI had no idea about anything that was happening either of those times, despite mountains of evidence to the contrary, the fact that they were, they were the half the population of Elohim city. Yeah. I mean,

Starting point is 00:23:19 despite having successful infiltrations and all those groups and an insane amount of surveillance, what'd you say? Can you infiltrate yourself? Right? I mean, no, but I mean, they, they had surveillance capability, uh, on, on, on every person who was involved pretty much in all of those attacks, the vast majority of those people. Um, it does seem like sketchy. Like those people just seem more serious. Waco seem more serious. And like the Oklahoma city bombing seem more serious. Like what happened? I mean, I do kind of take some pause from like, you know, the level of discourse in this country and things are getting, you know, weird and, and bad. But that being said, it does seem more clownish than it used to be. Like every, every one,

Starting point is 00:24:05 even the white supremacists, even the, and even the militant comment, everyone just seems more clownish. Yeah. Well, cause I think, I think it's a, I think it's dawning on everybody that this doesn't get better. Right. Like I think that that's something that people are starting to, to, there's a capitulation, um, whether it's knowingly or unknowingly to the new reality, to the new normal, to the idea that the violence is not going to stop. Um, the, you know, the, the, the pandemic is going to roll on and be what it's going to be. The, uh, the gridlock in government and public health policy, the edicts and mandates that are handed down that are selectively enforced, uh, the politicians that, you know, have these lavish birthday parties

Starting point is 00:24:58 maskless while requiring masks. Uh, all of this is never going to stop. It's going to stop in maybe a few years when Delta is gone, but they will have another problem, maybe not a public health problem, but we'll have climate issues. Like, you know, these fires in California, you have the serious climate problems, right? Um, and then what's going to happen, you're going to have the elite go stay inside on Wednesday. Cause the fucking air, it's not good. How dare you? And then Wednesday, they're going to be having a luau because they're going to have like an oxygen tent up and they're all going to be partying. And that's not going to change because the, the planet is becoming less and less hospitable. So what they're trying to do is figure

Starting point is 00:25:41 out ways to keep the lid on things like barely while they can dance and do conga lines and fuck kids on Epstein's Island. Like they're just trying to figure out how to keep it all from bleeding out into the street. Do you think this is purely speculative, but do you think over the next few decades, the level of luxury for these people go declines as well? Well, no, no, I think it'll actually become more technologically event. Like they will start purifying oxygen. Like the level of luxury is only going, it may decline in the sense that like it may be less important to have an opulent mansion than it is to have a well guarded compound with your own hospital. Like you're not going to have a beautiful, you know, sandstone. You may need your own ER now.

Starting point is 00:26:33 So that may be the new luxury and maybe like how many wings does your house have? It goes, well, we have one wing and it's a cardiac wing. Like we have our doctor, like that may be the new luck. The new luxury may be having like as these systems fail, which kind of interesting to think about like as these systems fail, rich people may start thinking, how much of this can we do at home? The new yacht will be a school bus buried underground with guns inside of it. Yes. Yes. Perhaps, you know, I mean, I do think then you're going to also have, you know, air quality issues. You're having a lot of air quality issues on the West coast. And that won't stop. These fires are not going to stop. So it's, it's, it's, it's already dystopian,

Starting point is 00:27:20 but what's the next level after dystopian? Just Armageddon, like apocalypse. I mean, you know, flying horse, like horses of the grim reapers. Here's what I don't understand. And maybe this is the vaccine. And we'll all realize this eventually. But like, me and you have always said, why don't they just start giving people drugs? Yeah. Well, like, why, that's why they're conscious for this. Why, why can't they give you something in the mail that you could take that at least makes to seem more fun? I mean, is it a coincidence of the mortgage crisis and the Iraq and Afghanistan wars and the torture coincided with like the, you know, the Oxycontin crisis? No, it was, it was like, listen, yeah, we're torturing people and blowing up fucking God.

Starting point is 00:28:04 Who gives a shit? Get a pool. You could afford it now. You could afford to drown in your own backyard. Take this pill and go in your pool. It doesn't look, I understand the forest is dry. Can't they like, I know it's a, I don't know why they can't. I don't know why they can't, but it's every year it's, they can't because sprinklers into it and just wet it. I know it's like a lack of water, but like any ocean, just dump ocean water. What's going on? There's too many acres of wick forest ready to just burn it any moment. It's just hot. It's dry and hot. Do you hear those hose, you know, those hoses that they make that like that irrigate? They seep out the sides of the hose. Just get, get some of that. Yeah. What's this infrastructure all about them? We

Starting point is 00:28:49 don't need them to the bridge. We just need to get some hoses. I mean, when you drive around Flint, Michigan, or when you drive around any of these places, you go more and more of the country's probably going to start to look like that. Did they ever fix the water? Did they? I don't know. I didn't drink any water. It would be amazing if they fixing it, do all those infrastructure stuff. They never fixed Flint. Well, they probably won't, but more and more of America will start to look like those places because people are just going to leave cops will leave cops go, I don't want to do this fucking gig, right? If they, if they have any other option. And then you have like, you know, flight, people just leaving. And then, and then the people

Starting point is 00:29:31 that are stuck there are going to have to live in these hellish conditions. And then, you know, these become like a no man's land where people just don't go. And, you know, I think, unfortunately, over the next 20, 30 years, 50 years, whatever, you're just going to see more. And I mean, Sikorsky helicopters keep large percentages of Connecticut employed. If they leave, Connecticut becomes Detroit, parts of it. Right. So yeah, and people are so worried about the Taliban because like, oh, like it fosters terrorism. What do you think is going to happen in your ring of Detroit? That's right. People don't give a shit. Right. People don't understand. Yeah. What happened to ghost towns? Like people used to, when they all dried up, people used to leave.

Starting point is 00:30:16 I know people have it rough, but I mean, like, should we be relocating these people, getting out? If the whole thing's done, which I get it, we're not making cars anymore. Let's get out of here. Biden comes out tomorrow. He goes, two things this government's going to do. Number one, in your arm will be a sensor that will glow if you come and contact, if you have coronavirus. Number two, we're doing the Flint relocation project where we are randomly picking people to adopt a family from Flint, Michigan. Yes, we should be relocating these people. But the problem is there's not a lot of places to relocate them to. Like, dude, if you go to Cleveland, Ohio, right? If you go to places like Omaha, Nebraska, if you go to, if you drive around this country

Starting point is 00:31:05 enough, the New York's and Chicago's in Miami and LA, these are the anomaly. The vast... Can we just take them? Because like Cincinnati doesn't, like, I look, people are going to hate me for it, but Cincinnati doesn't really need to be where it is. And neither is Cleveland, and neither is like Omaha. Can we just make like one or two, like nice cities out of them? Like, just bring them together? How do you make the nice cities? You get a couple, you get, look, I'm sorry, you get a Foxconn. We'll build another Foxconn. We're not going to do it anyway. You might be right. You give some, you have people. We got outlaw robots. We got outlaw, you know, you do need large factories for like people so they could do math and like work.

Starting point is 00:31:53 Yeah. I mean, you look, drugs used to help. You don't think dock workers used to, you know, do heroin? Of course they did. No, we demonized drugs and we've demonized the idea of like the working man. A working man should get a fair wage to work in a factory and do speed. The time when this country was built, right? Like the 1800s when like, you know, we fetishize the gilded age and all those guys, everyone was drunk. That's right. Like the amount of prohibition happened for a reason because everyone was just plastered all the time on like cider or whiskey or whatever. No one was drinking water. And it was the most productive time in American history, except maybe post-war America. But that, you know, I'm just saying,

Starting point is 00:32:38 like, you know, we used to have a great relationship with drugs and alcohol. And this puritanical screed that we've gone on is ruined it. Nancy Reagan ruined this country. Nancy, just say no, just say no to the jobs. Apparently I got to, I got to get my kitchen floor. I just had tile done. I got to have it read done because you're right. It looks dirty. It looks like streaks of dirt. Oh, yeah. Like you just hike in the woods. Looks filthy. It's just a type of tile. It looks filthy. I don't want, I don't want my house to look like I live in Flint after being like, after having just a discussion about how bad the world is getting. I'm like, I got to have the floor read done. But what do you want me to do? I'm just

Starting point is 00:33:20 being honest. I mean, is it, is it as an ethically sourced tile? Sure. But I, I, I have to now, I have to just, you know, I told the company, I don't want to work with them anymore. I said, I'll pay you for the materials, but just drop it off at the house. I don't want, I don't like the way the guy laid the tile. I don't like any of it. Also, the guy who you were talking about on the show last week or whatever, he's the one who laid the tile. No, he hired some guy. I just didn't love it, but it's really more the actual tile looks dirty. Yeah. No, the first thing I thought was the, you know, you're on FaceTime. I thought it was FaceTime,

Starting point is 00:33:56 but no, it's like streaks of like, you know, it looks like mud. No, it's bad. It's really disgusting. These people are disgusting. And, um, but they, that's a look down here, like dirty kitchen floor. That's kind of a look here. This is like ranch hands and, you know, people are just the same thing as we were living before. Everyone's pretending to have horses. No, these people are legit. Those people, these people are real to deal, you know, as opposed to pretending. Dude, Haiti is getting rocked by earthquakes. They're the unluckiest country out there. Kabul is on the brink. What do you say,

Starting point is 00:34:32 Ray? Kabul is on the brink. Look, it's been, I don't understand. It's been 20 years since 9 11. Are we really still worried about them doing terrorism? I mean, look, if they're not morons and they learn their lesson, like, Hey, if there was 20 years to get this back, maybe we don't have the next bin Laden hanging out over here. But they didn't really. Well, they took the country over. But if I was Taliban, I'd be like, look, the one thing we don't do is have terrorist camps. That's right. If I were in a Taliban, that's what I would do because now we're back in charge. They can't have, look, but then the Taliban is going to be like, but they're telling us, the U S is telling us. Don't fall for it. Don't fall for it. You fell for it in the 80s.

Starting point is 00:35:24 You kept falling for it through to 90s. Like when we tell you, we want to train and arm radical elements of your society. Don't go in for that. I mean, as there ever been a country, maybe I don't like play a typical, you know, whatever, but, you know, France is, it gets accused of laying down for the Nazis. But like I'm saying, Afghanistan, they don't, they don't seem to be doing anything. At least all the American officials are saying, like, we trained them. Like we, like, we did all this. They're not doing anything to stop this. The Afghan, you know, provisional government or whatever they call it, regular government or the armed forces of that. I mean, we've been training them for 20 years at what point are we like, you know,

Starting point is 00:36:06 yeah, you got to defend your own country. Maybe it's a great point. Michael Tracy said on Twitter, it's like, how have we built this thing that collapses in like a day? Maybe maybe we were just spending the whole last 20 years like growing opium. I also don't think we ever want any of this to work. Yeah. Well, we, we, we want a reason to go back. Yeah. Well, we want to collapse. I mean, maybe that's the thing. Maybe that's the play is that like, look, we're going to, like, we're going to go back, but we need a year or two where it gets real bad. We're like, we can point to like, look, they're making the women wear dog collars again. We can't allow this. Like, you know, it was too good for too long in Afghanistan. Yeah. It's very strange. And I don't know what's

Starting point is 00:36:54 going to go down. I just know that we've got really a few peaceful years left on this planet before it gets a hell of a lot worse. And I just, it's tough to tell people that served the country like the people that are joining the military now to God bless them. I mean, it's still better than working at Walmart, I guess. I guess you're right. That's a good point. There's not, he's not, he's not getting a job at Ford. Right. Yeah. I mean, it's, it's, cause now there's, we now know, like it's, the proof is really out there that like nothing is, is going to work. No, I mean, like, should the armed forces, should the armed forces now just have a sign that says, you will die in vain. Like there's no way, there's no way you won't

Starting point is 00:37:48 die. I mean, unless somehow like you save a bay on one of these missions that makes sense to no one that's doomed to failure. Maybe you like save a baby and that's your good, but pretty much or your Chris Kyle and you shoot the baby, right? Dude. So Ben, Ben goes out, you know, their friends in Texas and like all the people here in Texas think Chris Kyle's like a hero. Like they, they like, they believe like everything, you know, like they're just like, you're like, you ever see the movie American snapper? You ever see it? You ever see that movie, zero dark 30? Well, it's a clown show. It's a, it's a, they'll hate, they'll hate Jesse Ventura who thinks he's a

Starting point is 00:38:38 un-American scum. Yeah. So what was, he's dead now, right? Chris Kyle basically in his book said that Jesse Ventura was like, at some SEAL funeral and maybe SEAL funeral and just like saying the guy deserved to die and like any guy had some fight with him. And like, which is like even, look, I know he goes on TV and talked about the Loch Ness monster, but I mean, the guy was like basically a SEAL. Like I don't, I don't think he's like Jesse Ventura alive or dead. Oh, he's alive. Okay. Yeah. He's an interesting guy to get on the show. Oh, he would be great to talk to. Yeah. I mean, you know, I mean, look, just don't ask him about the harp gun. And he gets, he gets a little, things get a little hazy when you talk about stuff like that. But why? I think he knows,

Starting point is 00:39:24 he's just like, he doesn't really have a, he casts a wide net. What? The weather gun? Is that what you mean by the harp gun? I'm just saying he's only a strong filter. I think he wanted to fill that show up with like, you know, topics. So like, you know, He made some good points about about 9-11 and some other weird shit. No, he does. Yeah. So I'm saying, you know, but then they, he might start to The harp gun, but the harp gun is the real problem. There is a COVID gun. You feel like Jesse? Stay on, stay on folks. Stay focused.

Starting point is 00:39:53 I take ivermectin in my asshole. It's not gay. He's just going off my Navy SEALs. Navy SEALs are all deserve, deserve what they get. SEAL team six was a bunch of pussies. Bin Laden's an American fucking hero. How great would it be if he just went completely insane? I love Osama Bin Laden and the Bin Laden family. He's the only God is Allah. The only true God is Allah. He should open up. We, we should like, we should, we should see how far we can get

Starting point is 00:40:38 telling him we're like big investors and then we want to open up a conspiracy theory restaurant with him. Like you'd get a meeting. Like you'd absolutely get a meeting if like, you were like, Jesse, we really want to open up like a conspiracy theory conspiracy themed restaurant, like an Applebee's or a Friday's or an Outback. You know, but instead of like boomerangs and kangaroos on the wall, we have like syringes pictures of building seven and fucking like, you know, the Northwood's nachos are my favorite. Like things like that. MK Ultra Feast. Yes. MK Ultra.

Starting point is 00:41:22 I mean, we always, I always wanted to do a conspiracy theory line ice creams. We've talked about it on the picture, but ice cream is so hard. You can't do it. You can't shimpy. You can't make anybody. I've always wanted to make my own line of ice cream. That conspiracy hot sauce, maybe. No, I'm sick of the sauces. I can't taste anything right now. Food is still good, which is how you know that like you have a problem with food. Is it when you can't taste anything foods like still, you're still looking forward to it. People like, how can you eat them? Like I can eat. You just don't taste it. You just keep eating. It's nice and chewy. I'm eating a lot healthier now. I'm just eating nothing inflammatory

Starting point is 00:41:54 because of the COVID, which I think in a few days I'll test negative. But the, what's your McCall it? The, um, yeah, I've always wanted to make a line of ice creams and sell them, but very expensive to a very small select group of people. Like we have to literally, we probably have to charge something stupid for a pint of ice cream. 50 bucks, something like that. People might buy it. Well, you had a great, like we had some good ideas about like Jeffrey egg cream where we'd have like, we'd have like an egg cream style ice cream with like, um, like, uh, a fudge ripple and then like little chocolate girls. Or we'd have like the, uh, sweet, um, jet fuel doesn't melt sweet cream. And we'd have like a nine 11 themed ice cream.

Starting point is 00:42:49 Like we, you know, we had a whole thing control demo licorice, something like that. Joan Binier Ramsey, which had binaries and had a chicory coffee swirl. It was a New Orleans theme, even though they're not from there, but you know, but you know, we, we, we, we have, but I think if we got Jesse Ventura, I got his people and we're like, you know, people, I mean, he's just some guy now, isn't he? How do you start a business? It's a great question. Like all these people that are like small business owners, how do you even start a business? Like in this cut, like how much can you need so much capital to just start anything? Oh, you mortgage your house or your parents' house. It's usually for a small, small business.

Starting point is 00:43:28 Like, right. Uh, and it'll fail. Like, you know, I mean, like anyone who like last more than two years, like no thing can we take like a hundred grand and just start a coffee house that's going to fail, but it'll be hilarious. Yeah. I mean, you know what I mean? Like, can we just lease a space and start like a coffee house and like literally do that? Like put crazy shit on a wall. Like, can we do all of that? Oh, for sure. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. 100%. But there's all the legal things about hiring people, but what if we just hire our friends like Devon and I done? Yeah. I mean, basically you just kind of, you know, called a, you just call it a, you hire them as models basically. Interesting. Yeah. Okay. So you can't,

Starting point is 00:44:19 you know, they just work for hire. Yeah. It's not, it's not like, it's not like who yours does or someone or because what if we really could succeed with like a restaurant? We just don't even know it. Yeah. I mean, just a bucket of, a bucket of spaghetti with real, real, real trash. I mean, just, you know, no, what if I'm not kidding? Like, what if we went like Huntsville, Alabama and don't put a restaurant called bucket of spaghetti? No, like hear me out where you would get buckets of spaghetti. Yeah. And like different sauces. Like there'll be a pesto sauce. There'll be a peanut butter sauce. What'd you say? Peanut butter sauce? Yeah. That's not a bad idea. Peanut butter and jelly pasta. Yeah. Bucket bucket. We shouldn't even be talking about this.

Starting point is 00:45:04 Someone's going to steal this. This is a good idea. Wiley Dufresne used to do peanut butter pasta at WD 50, New York. It was a very like a conceptual restaurant. Oh, really? I think he did. Well, here's the thing. We don't, we don't have utensils. You have to just eat out of the bucket. Like a big pig. Like a trough. Yeah. What if we had something called the trough where like you had to put your face in it? Yeah. I mean, we don't be really fun. If we just, if we handcuff your hands behind your back for the chair. You just have to like you're in a pie eating contest. I don't know if insurance would go in for that. No, but I think like I'm like not even kidding. Like I think like if you just had a restaurant called Bucket and it was like Bucket and nachos. It's

Starting point is 00:45:46 called Johnny Buckets. Johnny Buckets. And anything you wanted, it's in a bucket. Yeah. Yeah. And you could choose. Like let me get three chicken wings, a quarter pounds of pasta, some red, some peanut butter and jelly. And then you just put it in a bucket and just match it together. Yeah. Bucket. It's like, it's like, it's like stone cold creamery. Yeah. The drink. Yeah. Cold. So creamy. The drinks are in a bucket. Everything in a bucket and it's cardboard. It's better for the environment. No plastic. Yeah. You put the drink, the soda in the bucket together. So it's all one big slop. Yeah. Bucket. It's bucket life. Yeah. And it'd be, and we'd sell shirts and the shirts would say, fuck it. I'm getting a bucket. I wonder if KFC does that.

Starting point is 00:46:31 Fuck it. I'm getting a bucket. Probably not. They should. I mean, they, they think they think they're being a reference, but they're, you know, that's too much of a cowardice. Tell people where they can find you. You listen to the Cump podcast. It's on YouTube and wherever you get podcasts. Very funny show. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram at Ray Cump. Are you enlisting in the military to fight? How are you letting them lose Kabul? I've sent them. Should we start tweeting at POTUS? Why are you letting them lose Kabul? So I got it all over again. How dare you? It's going to be bad. Yeah. I mean, you know, Russia and China are standing by them. Why are they, why, why do they hate us so much? Like

Starting point is 00:47:20 China at this point with the Uighur Muslim, Uighur Muslims or whatever, shouldn't they? Like, they're trying to get any blame in this world anymore. Why are we the great Satan all the time? You know why? I think China just kind of just does it and shuts up about it. Like we, we, we would do that to the Uighur Muslims, but then like, we'd make like a movie about how like, we're like, they're working at the North Pole. You know what I mean? We do a movie about how they're like Santa's helpers and then people would find out the reality and they'd be like, yeah, they, those Muslims, they gave them jobs at the toy shop and they'd be like, no, they didn't. They tortured the shit out of that. So when you find out what we're really doing,

Starting point is 00:47:59 it's so strikingly different from what we're purporting to do that people get upset. Whereas China's just like, yeah, I guess the people got died. They got caught. They got tortured. And there's something, I don't know. Maybe there's something refreshing about that. Probably Tim Dillon.com, Tim Dillon comedy where we'll be back out on the road soon folks. Thank you very much for listening. God bless you. Go follow rate comp. Thank you.

The Tim Dillon Show - 264 - Time Is A Fat Circle

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