The Tim Dillon Show - 272 - Night of The Beating

Starting point is 00:00:00 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. The Patagonia papers are out and there's gonna be hell to pay. This one we're not taking lying down. The Panama papers we took lying down, slouching some of us, lying down many of us, leaning against a wall maybe, but we're not taking these lying down. Something must be done and I'm we're gonna do it. The Pandora papers by the way, Pandora. The Periwinkle papers are here and they are making everybody because most people when we're we're home in our houses we go these billionaires are they're doing things on the up and up. That's right. That's what I think. I think

Starting point is 00:00:44 when someone makes a billion dollars for the most part they're honest about everything. And now these papers have shown us that many of these people if you can believe it are fibbing. They're concealing a wide array of assets through shell companies. They have multiple properties. They have streams of capital that are not being taxed and it's gonna end tonight. Many of you are sitting at home going what are the panorama papers? What are they? Why do I care? Does it matter to me? It does because now now you have the evidence. King Abdullah just to give you an idea. King Abdullah. That's right. This guy's full of it. Listen to

Starting point is 00:01:46 what King Abdullah is doing. King Abdullah. I do not want to get all the celebrity news. Thank you. I just want to read about King Abdullah. Go up again. Okay. Okay. These are King Abdullah's secret Malibu properties. Okay. Please go up. Pandora papers reveal royal taste in oceanfront properties from modern palace to be cheek. What's great about this, this is a real estate website, the real deal. They're reporting that a lot of people are cheating at the game, right? This is part of what the Pandora papers are revealing. That people are taking money and not using it to better the lives of their people or they're not paying into the tax system and

Starting point is 00:02:56 they're using these illicit, not always illicit but some of them are illicit, streams of capital and they're using them to purchase real estate in cities like London, New York, California and God help us Austin probably soon. So now the three cliffside drive homes perched side by side or combined 22,000 square feet and offer commanding views of the Pacific Ocean bought for 70 million over three year period. Their ownership remained a mystery to neighbors in the exclusive point doom section of Malibu. I bet the neighbors went, who lives here? The largest one, a 12,000 square foot mansion was registered to an address in Switzerland. Another, a four bedroom villa was purchased by a company in the British Virgin

Starting point is 00:03:49 Islands and the third, a 7,600 square foot grand European style estate was acquired from a Delaware based LLC. The high end properties are among more than a dozen that King Abdullah, the second bin al-Hussein of Jordan, who I live with, purchased through shell companies in the US and abroad, revealed in this week's massive leak of financial documents known as the Pandora papers. The Malibu homes were purchased between August 2014 and September 2017. King Abdullah has also been going ahead with a plan to demolish one of his existing homes and build a much larger one. Every time you see, I'm not blaming all Arab billionaires here, but let me just say, when they do build things, they're not really concerned with, you know, how shall we say,

Starting point is 00:04:45 the style of the neighborhood. Can we say that? Can we say that a lot of the Arab billionaires like to get big and bold with the home design? They don't really value continuity. Again, it's just, that's an aesthetic critique for me. It's an aesthetic critique. In some ways, the King's desire to remain anonymous is unremarkable. The rich, famous, and powerful have long plunged millions into choice homes while utilizing layers of shell companies to hide their dealings. It comes as no surprise, says Compass luxury broker Ron Nguyen. The desire to hold the true identity can be so great that an agent working on a sale may not know the actual buyer. Many of them don't. For example, when I bought my house in Texas,

Starting point is 00:05:30 I had convinced my realtor that I was someone else because I did not want to, for her to know that it was actually me. So I had convinced my realtor that I was Meghan McCain. I had gone in the Meghan McCain wig, the whole thing, and it was pretty seamless. I was not called out. So now here's the deal. Congress, and aren't they powerful, the Congress? I have a lot of faith in the Congress. I do. They just get it done, don't they? Congress, which has, what, a 15% approval rating in our own country, is now going to, they're cracking down on these hidden purchases. It's Congress versus King Abdullah. Who do you have? I gotta be honest. Everything's about gambling now. Who does Dave Portnoy have?

Starting point is 00:06:25 What's the sportsbook say? Congress, on one hand, full of a bunch of slobs from Minnesota, and King Abdullah bin Aziz Hussein al-Mani. Who's going to win that war? Well, let's see. Let's see if King Abdullah, and by the way, all of our financial establishment, real estate establishment, and a lot of Congress, versus people like Katie Porter, who seem like lovely people, who go there and she's got mayonnaise on her thing, and she's like, I made lunch for my kids today and, you know, hey, Mr. Diamond, Jamie Diamond, would it surprise you to know that everybody that works at your bank eats food they find on the floor? And he goes, well, Ms. Porter, that would surprise me. And would it surprise you to know that the food they found on the floor

Starting point is 00:07:13 is not even warm? It would. It would. I would think they'd pick it up right after it fell. Well, that is not what they're doing, sir. They're waiting many, many hours to eat the food. It's cold. So we have Katie Porter on one hand, and I like her because she seems like someone who throws breast milk, like water balloons of breast milk, at a CEO. And I think we need more of that. She's just fun. She's a mom. She drives a minivan, and she just shits on these billionaires. I would like to see Katie Porter versus Abdullah bin Aziz Hussein Muhammad, whatever his name is. I don't know. I'm not being racist. I can't remember his name. Katie Porter on one side, and then the King of Jordan on the other. It'd be fun. Excuse me, Mr. Muhammad.

Starting point is 00:07:54 You like Malibu, don't you? I don't have too much time to go to the beach because I have three kids that are always nagging me to make their lunches. Okay? Okay. So I heard you have three properties in Malibu? Yes. See, the thing is, King Abdul is probably very charming. You're just very nice. Well, I heard they were purchased by shell companies. Now, would it surprise you to know, King Abdullah, that many people are using shell companies as a way to conceal the amount of money flowing into real estate that are illicit streams of capital? Would that surprise you? Yes, very surprising. But for years, Malibu properties had beguiled the King's neighbors and local government officials. The local Malibu government, who is that? Some stoner? Who's that? The local

Starting point is 00:08:46 government in Malibu is like all poor people that have lived there forever, and they just couldn't afford, they couldn't afford to buy anything there now, and they're just like, whoa, it's the fucking beach, man. Some king is fucking here, dude. Whoa. You've got to realize that the people that have money in California are very stupid. And because in New York, you make money, you know, you go to good schools, you're raised in a family that cares. In California, you make money on only fans or being like a music manager or whatever. Those are the industries in California, whereas New York, it's like finance, you know, insurance, real estate tech, conventional banking. And in Los Angeles, you have like only fans, a music manager, a face tattooed ragamuffin. You just see

Starting point is 00:09:40 like a kid with face tattoos, and he's a trillionaire, and you don't know how. And his name is like Gucci Provolone or something. So what is the point of, I'm struggling, I read about the Pandora Papers, and I've struggled to find a point in all this, because what are we supposed to do? Are we supposed to head down to Malibu and give the king the what for? Is that the point here? I'm struggling to find the point of what's going on. Biden administration is cracking down on for-profit schools that made false promises about students' futures and drove them into debt. Sorry, I clicked on the wrong article. This has nothing to do with anything. I clicked on the wrong article. But here we go. Biden's also cracking down on this this week, though.

Starting point is 00:10:21 Biden is cracking down. This is the theme of the week, cracking down. We're cracking down. The president says the IRS needs two bits of information, all the money that goes into your bank account and all the money that comes out. I don't love that. What's this guy doing? He's cracking down. He's cracking down on the good American people about their tax cheating. There's no snooping around. Most people in this country like not have a ton of money. Do we really need to analyze the tens of dollars going in and out of people's bank accounts? And on top of this, they're asking for everybody's stimulus is back. If they prove they couldn't find employment and stuff. So they're asking people to give back thousands and thousands.

Starting point is 00:11:01 That'll work. That's a good idea. That'll work. That's like if you ever lent someone money, then you're like, hey, so if you ever want to put some of that together, that's going to work. So Biden, this corpse, is out there. They're trying to just because they need money now. We're about to default. The country's about to default for the first time. And they need money. So they're cracking down on your Venmo transactions. Who did you have that pizza with? And who did you pay? So the government's on the on track to default for the first time ever, which is bad because we're, we're a good, you know, we have a good credit rating and it'll fuck us up. And Janet Yellen, who's a terrifying looking human being, what is she's the chairman

Starting point is 00:11:44 of the Federal Reserve? That's correct. And they just trot her out when there's bad news to be had, don't they? Well, she's the Treasury Secretary. She's like, she's like grandma, but grandma's always got bad news. She's always coming out with a cancer diagnosis. You know? Yeah. That's grandma. Grandma comes out. She's like, she just looks like the type of person who walks in the middle of dinner and goes, stage four. At best case in aggressive stage three. Oh, sorry, grandma. I'll be fine. You know, I'll be fine. They may have to chop my old tits off. I may have to shave my head. I look like that girl from that show you watch. What's that show? Stranger things. Yeah, I look like her, but that's okay. Don't worry about me. I'll just be here

Starting point is 00:12:32 defaulting on the national debt with my cancer-ridden body. I don't know if she's had cancer. I'm just saying she looks like an old grandma that comes in and drops a bomb. Yeah. And she has. Janet Yellen on Tuesday said she believes the economy would fall into a recession if Congress fails to address the federal government's borrowing limit before an unprecedented default on the U.S. debt. So October 18th of the deadline, it would be catastrophic to not pay government's bills. For us to be in a position where we lack the resources to pay the government's bills, Yellen said during an interview on CNBC's Squawk Box. I like that guy. You know the fat guy from Squawk Box? I don't know. Get the fat guy up from Squawk Box. I like him. What happened to him?

Starting point is 00:13:12 Squawk Box. Squawk Box fat guy. Image. Okay, I'll just type in Squawk Box fat guy. Yeah, what happened to him? I don't like the new guy. Squawk Box fat guy. Yeah, where's he? Is that him on the left? Yes, what happened to him? Let me see. It's this new guy I don't like. Where is the fat guy from Squawk Box? I gotta see coastal by Joe Kernan, Becky Quick, Andrew Ross Sorkin. I don't want Andrew Ross Sorkin. Get him out of here. It must be Joe Kernan. That's right. Yeah, Joe Kernan. No, that's not him. Well, he looks good there. What the hell photo is that? That's like me using a photo of Tana Mojo. Anyway, so Janet Yellen, Grim Grandma, let's call her Grandma Grim. So Grandma Grim goes on Squawk

Starting point is 00:14:07 Box with the reality, which is that we don't have any money left. Joe Biden's trying to take your money out of Venmo. And so what's the plan? They were going to come up with some coin. They're really demonizing crypto. We got to get Peter Schiff. Have we made any progress getting Peter Schiff on the show? I am in communication with the assistant of Peter Schiff, but we don't really have the capability. Because this is financial news now. And Peter Schiff, I've been watching him for the last year and every day he talks about the end. I think he'd be a really good addition. The trillion dollar coin scheme. So this is interesting. This is a way to avoid potentially defaulting. Okay. It says on Tuesday, the Treasury Secretary Yellen said she does not

Starting point is 00:14:55 intend to mint a platinum coin worth one trillion to pay for the US government's expenses. If you're not familiar with the platinum coin idea or the hashtag mint the coin, boy, we're at the end, aren't we? The small army of coinistas who've become a vocal point of economics and financial circle since early 2010. You might be saying, what are you talking about? The short answer is that later this month the US will exceed the legal limit on how much outstanding debt the federal government can hold. The debt ceiling. The Senate Republicans have agreed to an allowing extension through December and that just sets up another confrontation in a few months. So to avert a global economic catastrophe, some observers have broached some interesting but absurd ideas. One of them is

Starting point is 00:15:40 mint the coin. The Treasury Secretary could simply fund the government by minting platinum coins. Interesting. In 2013, even US former mint director, Philip Deal, agreed it would work. Over the years, influential voices like Joe Wiesenthal and Paul Krugman have also promoted the idea but they did not simply stumble upon this. It was brought to their attention by Beowulf, a blog commenter and reply guy better known as Atlanta area attorney Carlos Mucha. Mucha conceived of the idea in a short comment on financial Warren Mosler's blog posted May 24, 2010. This is the comment. Curiously enough, Congress has enough delegates delegated to the Treasury. All the signage power authority it needs to melt a one trillion coin. Even

Starting point is 00:16:34 numismatic coins are legal tender at their face value. It must be accepted by the Federal Reserve. The catch is it's got to be made of platinum. Do you know the balls of any president who tried this? Got to have platinum balls. For one ounce coin, TSY would net only $999.998 billion. Yellen is not prepared to mint the coin. She doesn't want to mint the coin. She doesn't want to mint the coin. Instead, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris will be going through your Zell and Venmo transactions to get the money back that they gave you so you stop burning things down. Now that you've proven that you can go a few months without burning things down, they feel comfortable asking for the money back. Imagine in the middle of the burning of the things

Starting point is 00:17:22 down. They're like, how about that money? No one said that. But now that everybody hasn't, you know, gotten frisky, they're saying, let's get some of that money back. These Pandora papers outline this extra legal way that a lot of people, and I knew this when I was a tour guide in New York City. I paid very close attention to real estate in New York. We talked about ad nauseam on this show. When you have lots and lots of money, you have to do things with it. You can't just put it in banks. You can't just invest it. You can't be constantly, you know, subject to regulators and taxes. You want to get away from that. And the way to do that is come up with shell corporations and put them in places that nobody really goes, right? Or very few people go. They came in islands,

Starting point is 00:18:13 Delaware, and then use those shell corporations to purchase real estate, hide your ownership interest, evade taxes, do a little money laundering. That's what New York City is. It's a vertical money laundering scheme. Look what the guy, look what the head of Louis Vuitton did with his yacht. This is a Bernard, I believe, Arnold or something. He's a head of Louis Vuitton and the Pandora papers reveal he's got a real nice boat. I wonder when these things get leaked. No one, no one's going to do anything, but it's just funny because this happens and this happened in 2016, 2017, like 20, yeah, it happens like every two years. The next set of papers will not be papers anymore. There'll be photographs of these people with the middle finger to you.

Starting point is 00:19:01 Bernard Arnold, Bernard Arnold, Arnold. Yacht. I was looking at his yacht. He's got a sick yacht. Okay. Ooh, symphony. Yeah, but this was something again that got leaked in the Pandora papers. I don't know because this is supposed to make you angry at these people, but I say you just embrace it and you just say, hey, at least they're doing cool shit. Do you want King Abdullah to not do cool shit? If you were the king of a country where you could literally kill anyone you wanted, you could do anything you wanted, you'd be expected. Yeah. Bernard Arnold stealthily slips out 30 million from Beverly Hills house next door. So all of these, all of these people in the Pandora papers, things are coming out. Do you hear that? Do they hear it now? They probably will hear this

Starting point is 00:19:56 siren. Yeah. All of these people are being outed as tricksters. And then, you know, but they're cracking down. Do you see? They're cracking down. So this won't be going on next year. If I know the government, they will get a handle on this rather quickly and they're going to rein in the rich and make them do the right thing. What's interesting about the rich is they never smile until they're forced to smile, like the really rich, not like you have a BMW. I mean, the incredibly wealthy hate smiling because I live in a building now with a lot of very wealthy people, albeit ones who've kind of destroyed their lives, a lot of divorced dads and young kids and, you know, crypto punks, but actual crypto punks, not the things they sell. And very few of them are

Starting point is 00:20:55 smiling without, you know, some type of help. Now, look at this yacht. Isn't this a beauty? It's a beautiful yacht. This is nice. That's it right there. How much? Let's see here. Something crazy I read about it. Oh, this yacht website's down. They're not doing good, I guess. They probably just put it down because the Pandora papers, they're just like, just chill for a week. Just take the fucking website down for a week. I wanted to find things out that would surprise us, you know? Like, I wanted to find out that like, through a shell company, like through a shell company where his ownership interest was hidden, I wanted to find out that like, Sebastian Meniscalco owned like 20 private prisons. That would have been fun to find out.

Starting point is 00:21:51 What are you doing? They're bad. They got it down. Who cares? What are you doing with these government prisons? Are you embarrassed? You go to the private prison, let the Italians cater to private prison. But that would have been fun, but it's just the usual suspects. Yeah, it's like Elton John, Shakira. Oh yeah, so he owns a luxury mega yacht with 150 million. Yeah, he's got 93 billion. So who's in the Pandora papers, he said? Elton John, Shakira? Yeah, I got an article right here. These guys, look at these guys right here. The Pandora papers taxis implicate several celebrities, including Shakira, Elton John, Julio Iglesias, Swedish House Mafia, and others. Oh, Ringo Starr,

Starting point is 00:22:38 let's go get these people. That's what Saudi Arabia did. They locked them on the Rich Colton and tortured them. Why don't we do that? We have a bunch of Rich Coltons. What if we, for a purely, this is a purely comedic exercise, but imagine this, tomorrow you wake up and Joe Biden has commandeered the Rich Colton, let's say in, I don't know, wherever, New York, D.C. There's a Ritz in D.C. And he's taken over the Ritz in D.C. In the D.C. Ritz, and tonight while you're asleep, Shakira, Elton John, Julio Iglesias, Swedish House Mafia, Ringo Starr, Bernard Arnold, everybody that is all of these people, they're kidnapped and they're driven from their homes to the Rich Colton, where they are tortured

Starting point is 00:23:43 mercilessly and made to give up all their money. Now again, wrong, perhaps, but he would win, like if he would win re-election, because how could you, how could you say anything? Like, dude, he tortured Shakira. She's just getting, you know, like whipped. It's like squid games, but he's just torturing all these celebrities. Joe Biden brought Julio Iglesias to the Ritz and caned him until Julio admitted all the Shell Corpse and all the Real Estadio. Joe Biden, and he's on video, like MBS I think was on video or something. He was like, where he was like, hey, did you read about any of that? I better shut up, we're gonna get killed. You showed me a video of that, but I mean, there's not much about that online.

Starting point is 00:24:42 There's not a ton about it. There's not a ton about it. There'll be a show on Netflix in a few years about it. That is the one thing I don't want to cover on here. It's like MBS and stuff. Yeah, we don't want to cover. We're not even, I'm agree. I'm not, I'm saying nothing negative. Listen to what I am saying. Understand what I am doing. I am not saying you did anything wrong, sir. I am saying if, and again, I would never call for this, but if Kamala Harris wanted my respect, if I found out she locked up Swedish house mafia in the montage in Laguna Beach and tortured them until they gave up all their money, I would phone bank for her. Night of the Beating details emerge of Riyadh, Ritz, Colton, Purge, but this is kind of interesting. It is, yeah. Three years on

Starting point is 00:25:34 some of the Saudi detainees reveal what they say took place in early November, 2017, nearly 400 of Saudi Arabia's most powerful people, among them princes, tycoons, ministers, and Shakira, were rounded up and detained to the Ritz Colton Hotel in what became the biggest and most contentious purge in the modern kingdom's history. The arrest shook the foundations of Saudi society in an instant turning untouchable establishment figures into targets for arrest. Statuses were discarded, assets seized, and business empires upended, a conventional pact between the state and its influential elite was shredded overnight. Now, leading figures quote up in the detentions have revealed details of what they say took place, many of whom were stripped of fortunes portray a scene

Starting point is 00:26:15 of torture and coercion, and of royal court advisors leading chaotic attempts to understand the investments behind the wealth of the king. Wouldn't it be great? So imagine our version of this, and it's just Swedish house mafia, you're playing their music, and the torturers are going, how is this, we don't understand how you make this much money. We don't get it. Some of it is okay, but most of it I don't know. We don't get it. Because that's what happened here. The Saudi officials were going, how are you doing this? How are you making all this money? Like they could bring Ringo Starrin and just, you know, put him up on the rack and go, you were the least talented beetle, like by far.

Starting point is 00:26:58 I don't understand, George wasn't great either, but the disclosures come in the third anniversary of the Purge, and ahead of the G20 summit in Riyadh, this weekend advocates of the right to women to drive among them. But see, that's what's cool, Saudi Arabia, they know how to balance it, they'll do something like this, and they go, let the women drive. Look, a woman's driving. Wait, you just tortured everybody. She's making a left. Look at her make a left. And everyone goes, ha, she is making a left. So what they did, and we don't need to go into every detail here because you can get it and you can read the article. Okay, hold on, I like this. On the first night, everyone was blindfolded and nearly

Starting point is 00:27:38 everyone was subjected to what Egyptian intelligence calls the night of the beating. I mean, what if Biden just came out and said this? Like he said, in response to the Pandora papers, we kidnapped a Swedish house mafia and we subjected to them what we would call, and you know, Biden says it very calmly, because they call them the night of the beating. People were asked if they knew why they were here. No one did. They were beaten. Many of them beaten badly. They were tied to walls, stressed positions, and went on for hours. And all the doing the torturing were American, good old USA. So the interrogators arrived on the next day. So the first day is the beatings of the torture. The next day, the interrogators, the detainees had

Starting point is 00:28:21 by then been separated into rooms in the hotel that a year earlier had been the venue for the launch of Prince Mohammed's ambitious vision 2030. Here's the thing with MBS. I feel like I like him. Yeah, yeah, he's great. Well, there's people who have said negative things, but he's never done anything to me. I live in Beverly Hills and I'll say this, I like him. I think he's great. And I am not in any way criticizing the Saudi royal family. They have indoor lakes and they ride jet skis on them. And I don't even care about 9-11. I don't like finance people that much anyway. There is a misconception that they turned up all-knowing with pages of data and information. They didn't date. The interrogators knew very little and

Starting point is 00:29:10 they were winging it. They were hopeless on the offshore stuff. So basically, this is what you have two options when your Pandora papers come out. And obviously, there's a third option that involves like Congress passing laws. But Katie Porter is ferocious, but you'd have to have a bunch of Katie Porter. Katie Porter can only do so much. She's trying to do her best and make a grilled cheese for everybody. So what you could do is you could lock everybody up in a hotel and beat them and torture them. Or you can just kind of do what we've done which is write real estate blogs about the houses they bought and go stunning modern chic. It's a stunning modern chic beachfront complex. That was not going on in Riyadh. They were not talking about the

Starting point is 00:29:55 stunning modern chic complexes. It was the night of the beating. These are the choices. You could have night of the beating, night of the beating or real estate blog, stunning modern chic. Many of the king's neighbors were, they were, they were in a tizzy. They didn't know who lived there. Um, many of those that came, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'll tell you this, man, it's difficult to know what to do. Isn't it? It's hard. Because MBS is sitting there and Saudi Arabia does horrible things to all kinds of people. Um, but he's sitting there and he finds out, not to me yet, and he's sitting there and he finds out that people are, they're, they're, they're taking money. They're stealing. They're doing kind of

Starting point is 00:30:55 what's written about in the Pandora papers. That's right. And he goes, we're going to have to have a little bit of a talk and we're going to have to lock everybody up in the Ritz and the party's over. And my, my thing is if Katie Porter, God, if Katie Porter kidnapped Jamie Diamond in a minivan, like in a lunch lady outfit, like dressed like Chris Farley from lunch lady land, if she threw Jamie Diamond in a minivan with a bunch of other CEOs and took them to like the four seasons. Okay. And just directed their torture. I don't know that you'd get anything out of it, but

Starting point is 00:31:52 the pure aesthetic value of that to me is not nothing. You know what I mean? You'd be like, oh, they mean business. They're not kidding around. There was a terrible shakeup in America. The elites were on the run. Lunch lady and Congresswoman Katie Porter. And I know she's like a lawyer, but she looks like a lunch lady. She does lunch lady, Katie Porter in the middle of making sloppy Joes kidnapped Jamie Diamond and a bunch of other CEOs and brought them to the four seasons hotel where they were mercilessly tortured by interrogators. And she's just sitting there. She's like, where's the money? Mr. Diamond.

Starting point is 00:32:40 I feel like we've met before. And he's like, oh, there's a chain on the wall. She's like, we've met before, haven't we? I believe I asked you a question about how people at your bank could make ends meet. I broke down all their monthly expenses. And the guy's just hitting them. Yeah, I remember. Well, Mr. Chairman, I have a few more questions for you. Do you have the time? I think you do. He's just chained up in a suite at the four seasons hotel, being brutalized by interrogators. And then Katie Porter is like, all right, so Mr. Diamond, let's, let's just, let's start by saying I'm your friend.

Starting point is 00:33:17 And I think we both want the best for America. Wouldn't you agree, Jamie? And he's like, please stop this. I'll give you anything you want. Well, I'm glad you said that, because I have a lot of questions about your bank, about, about your lending practices, about the money that you've paid to get out of serious government inquiries. So I'm glad you're here and just whew, whew, whew, just lashing. And again, I'm not saying it's the right thing to do. I'm just saying these seem to be the choices. These are, we live in a world of so few choices. There's not much to do when these things come out. So you either drag all these people to a hotel and beat and torture them, or you just kind of ignore it. And you go, bad boy, you're a naughty

Starting point is 00:34:05 boy. You're a naughty boy. Are you being a naughty boy in Martha's Vineyard? I bet you are. There's not, you know. Poor Gisling Maxwell just sitting in there. Poor Gisling. She's like, oh, these motherfuckers, are you reading the Pandora Pipas? I've done nothing compared to these fucks. They probably treat her like a winch. When is her trial? When is Gisling Maxwell's trial? I believe it's November. And then we're going to talk about Iver Mectin for three hours. Yeah, it's November 29th. So right around Thanksgiving there. That'll be fun. Oh, a Thanksgiving trial for Gisling? Well, November 29th. Oh, I like that, huh? A Thanksgiving party for Gisling Maxwell. She's just in Brooklyn, just chilling.

Starting point is 00:35:03 Our friend. Have you seen, have you heard of the New Alex Jones doc? Oh, no, no. That I was going to be interviewed for, but I had COVID. No, no, no. I don't know if it's public yet. Oh, okay. But it might be. Oh, it's the woman who made the TFW. Yeah, yeah, TFW. You're not going to get anything about it. Yeah, yeah, I don't think it's public yet. Yeah, I'll watch that. It should be interesting. They're screening it. I think it's called Alex's War or something. They're screening it. The, you know, things are heating up with the kids in the vaccine because now people want to give the vaccine the five-year-old. I don't understand any of this. I'm completely lost on this. I understand certain kids have

Starting point is 00:35:46 gotten COVID and fared very badly, but the vast, vast, vast majority of children easily beat COVID, the vast majority. They've suspended the Moderna shot in, I forget which country, for people under a certain age because it was causing myocarditis and problems like that. I forget which country. Japan suspends 1.6 million doses of Moderna shot? No, this was recently. Oh, Scandinavians. Yeah. Yeah, they're just, they're like, hey, man, and also Scandinavia, people aren't as fat. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, they're like, you get pickled herring and you go on about your day. They don't have like, you know, you know, dry fruit, barbecue troughs, and you know, they don't have like bouncy castle pizza huts.

Starting point is 00:36:39 Yeah, I mean, they're just, it's Scandinavia. They're a stoic people. They barely laugh. They barely, you know, they just, they enjoy like, you know, just light food, a little like, kind of like, you know, interesting, earthy sex, a little like, like staring at the water in the night, during the night, you know, and then I think a lot of them are anti-depressants and stuff as well, but I don't know, because after a while, you know, the great thing about America is you have the highs and the lows, and over there, it's just kind of a state, like it's prozac. The country is kind of a prozac, but they made a good point. They're like, kids get over this stuff. Why are we giving it to young people? And they have an increased risk of heart inflammation, it says, for the Moderna.

Starting point is 00:37:20 Yeah, it's the myocarditis. So this, this, this is kind of this debate is heating up about, go to Drudge. Drudge had it. There was a, and I think Gavin Newsom did a Vax mandate. Oh, Tesla's moving to Austin, by the way. Elon Musk moving Tesla to Austin, Texas, my favorite city. Finland joined Sweden and Denmark in limiting Moderna COVID-19 vaccine for people that were, for men. Okay, hold on. They said that Finland would instead give Pfizer's vaccine to men born in 1991 and later. So under 30. Yeah. I don't know if these countries are doing a ton of mandates, though. I don't know that they are. I think, you know, I think in those countries, people just want to get vaccinated. Some of them, some of them aren't doing the mandates, some of them aren't.

Starting point is 00:38:14 And now we have like, I told you, I walked in somewhere in my godson and like an ice cream parlor and the woman's like, how old is he? I'm like, he's like one, she's like, oh, two, they got to wear a mask. It's like, bitch, what are you talking about? Where was this? This was here? Yeah, the ice cream parlor. Good Lord. But this is what I mean about people are a little going nutty now. They're looking at a baby like, what's his deal? That's crazy. They're looking at a baby like, yeah, what's his deal? He's a little vector of disease, isn't he? I'm like, man, people just turn into Nazis overnight. Overnight they turn into Nazis. It's not even a process. Wear your card. It's a lot. But you know, there's also a lot of people in this country who think

Starting point is 00:38:55 that's a phenomenal idea. So, you know, what are you going to do? Tesla moving its headquarters from California to Austin, Texas, the greatest city in America. Elon Musk is moving Tesla, which makes a silly car. It's silly. And it is. It's kind of for children, right? When I see Teslas, I go, that's for a child. It's a toy. It's not for an adult. When you get in it, it's like fun. You're excited to get in the car. It's for a child. So, he's moved his children's toy car company to Austin, Texas. And then he, the cool stuff he does is with those SpaceX satellites. Remember when they backyard with John Shahidi and we thought we were being invaded by aliens? Yeah, it was crazy. Yeah,

Starting point is 00:39:41 we're all just sitting in the backyard smoking sticks and then Tesla Starlink satellites went over our heads and we're all staring at them like, dude, we thought we were being invaded. Me and Shahidi thought we were being invaded by aliens. Because the UFO stuff was ramping up. John was like, when they land, what brands will they align with? I'm like, I don't know. I love John. We miss him. Hopefully we see more of them now that we're going to be back in LA, but I'm still living in Texas and love Texas. I'm a full-time resident and I have an apartment here occasionally when I need to be here for work. Truly, I'll be in Texas for the majority of my life forever because I love it. On a red dirt road. I'll be on a red dirt road.

Starting point is 00:40:26 To be clear, but we should do that in Austin, by the way. Let's kidnap everybody in Austin and bring them to a hotel and make them clean it. To be clear, we will be continuing to expand their activities in California, Musk said, our intention is to increase output from Fremont and a gig of Nevada by 50%. If you go to our Fremont facility, it's jammed. But, he added, it's tough for people to afford houses. People have come in from far away. There's a limit to how big you can scale in the Bay Area. So, he's going to Austin. Takes Tesla less time to build a factory than to reach high volume production, Musk said. For example, Tesla's Shanghai plant was built in 11 months, but took a year to reach high volume production. He expects Tesla's new

Starting point is 00:41:11 plant near Austin will follow Shanghai's example. It's going to be interesting. Texas, California, Tom Segura and Christina talked about this. They're having a war. Texas, California are in a war. I mean, Austin's not going to be cheap either. I know the Bay Area is expensive. Austin's not going to be cheap. Here's the thing with Texas, California. New York will always be the king. It's just a reality. New York will always be the king. It is what it is. It's always going to be the king. Texas and California can fight each other for the secondary slot. All of the meaningful. New York has all of our cultural institutions. The East Coast has a lot of the academic institutions. A lot of intelligent people. There's a reason Jeffrey Epstein didn't live in

Starting point is 00:41:59 Austin. Do you know what I mean? There's a reason. But New York's always going to be the king. California and Texas can fight for number two. And then Florida. Are we doing Steve's ad today? Oh yeah, you can go right into it. So we're going into talk about Florida. Steve will do it from Oviedo, Florida. He's a member of the Nelk Boys. The Nelk Boys are a group of internet pranksters who don't make any money on YouTube. They've been demonetized because they're wild. They do crazy stuff. They pretend to drink and do coke in front of the cops. And they go to colleges all over America and get the kids... And I like this. They say with the kids, stop the focusing on the politics and the gender. Let's get fucked up and jump off a roof. That's

Starting point is 00:42:50 what college used to be about. Sexual assault. How about somersault? Where we just... We jump off the house. But that's what they do. They go to colleges and they get people nice and revved up. They get people drunk and full send and they just... It's all about hedonism and it's fun. It's good for the kids. It's a little different. So we're very proud to have Steve. And I like Steve because he's kind of the breakout star of the Nelk faction. There's a few other ones that Kyle, who I like, but he's serious. He's got a... The business man. He's the business guy. He's serious. He seems like he'll throw a woman down the stairs. And then there's Salim, the other guy who I like, but could turn on the country at any minute. So you got to watch him. But Kyle is just a simple Florida guy who

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Starting point is 00:47:38 People are going to get angry because of PC culture when they put Brian Laundrie on a jet ski and he's you know, just funneling Bacardi rum in Cancun or whatever, wherever these people go. So SteveWillDoIt.com. Let's end this gangbuster of an episode with a trailer because you know me and Disney Plus. I have nothing but great things to say. There is a documentary about Fauci. When the Obama's got a Netflix deal and now that I'm Harry and Meghan have one, it is becoming quite clear that politicians are going to no longer rely on the hacks in Hollywood and the media to portray them in a flattering light. They are going to directly get involved with how their legacies are sculpted. It's a pretty brilliant move. These people are directly

Starting point is 00:48:43 going to get involved and influence public opinion. So there is now a documentary about Fauci and whatever you think of Fauci, running the gamut from AIDS Hitler to second coming of vaccine Christ. Whatever you think about Fauci, whatever you think about Fauci, this is wildly unnecessary. We are still in the middle of a pandemic. The resources devoted to making this film should not have been. Let's watch the trailer. When I think about my dad growing up, I certainly think about that seriousness. But very few people get to see. He's funny, weird, and really playful. In 1981, HIV AIDS was evolving rapidly and frighteningly. There was anger at the government's response. When you got sick, you were gone fast. It's affecting you now. Yeah. I think he was good

Starting point is 00:49:50 on this. I think, you know, from what I've heard about him on the AIDS front, I believe he was in people going to be like, he created it. You're a liar. But what I've heard from people that work in epidemiology said he was good on that. He's been a little bit of a klutz here. If we want to be really nice about it, you'd call him a klutz. If you wanted to be a meanie, you would call him a liar. And someone who has perhaps twisted the truth to protect people. But klutz would certainly be not wrong to call him. But let's continue this. When you're involved in a race to stop a horrible disease, you always feel you're not doing things quickly enough. Okay, it was morbid. It kind of just shows that he kind of failed like massively.

Starting point is 00:51:09 Well, what was he supposed to do? You know, completely like stop AIDS? Of course. He's not supposed to do that. You know, I mean, I guess if you work in that business, like you're always going to kind of fail, right? You know, you know, he's an interesting guy. He's been a government. He's been the pandemic guy forever. That's a weird dude. You know, the guy was like, you know what gets me up in the morning? What disease? You go, okay, stopping it or what? It's like the people that talk about poverty all the time. Like, do you really want it to end? Then what would you do? I work at the Center for Global Poverty. Okay. And what would you like? Well, we'd like more global poverty. Why? Well, that's kind of what we do.

Starting point is 00:52:02 Okay. It's kind of with disease a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Like, we don't want to get rid of all the diseases. He's like, we like to, you know, we like a little bit of disease. A little bit of makes everything work. See, that'd be funny. Why doesn't Disney do that? Like, do an animated thing where Fauci's like having a little fun with gain of function research. You know, he's like, a little bit of makes everything work. We need a little and just needles like in the background. Why can't we have a little fun? Where are the talented people behind these pictures? We can do something with little music. You know, Laura, who opened for me in Boston, works at Harvard and loves Fauci. So I know that there's people that love him. And my problem with him is that he's an

Starting point is 00:52:49 Italian and Italian. And I believe that we should be represented by an Asian or a Jew in the medical field or a Pakistani or someone from India. I don't trust a guy that looks like me talking about health. And I certainly don't trust Mr. Meatball. But go check that out for yourself. What are the Disney plus? What is it called? It's Disney plus. It's just called Fauci. They were shooting a doc this, this whole time. I didn't know that. They're like the, when we see Jake Paul out and about, and there's cameras following him. Fauci had the same thing, but Fauci is, he's epidemiology is Jake Paul. That's what he is. Fauci is epidemiology is Jake Paul. You can hate him. You can love him, but he ain't going nowhere. That's what it is. You could hate him. You could love him,

Starting point is 00:53:35 but that man is determined to have his face splashed. There's a version of Fauci that goes, no, I don't want to do this. There's a version of him that goes, I'm busy. There's a version of him that goes, I don't think it's appropriate in the middle of a pandemic that was supposedly serious enough where we had to decimate our entire economy. I think it would be odd to do like a puff piece on me. Why don't we wait a few years? But I guess not. You just dove right in. Because you, what time are you going to be there? Nine? Should I be in makeup? I'll be in makeup already. Don't worry about it. He's on the phone. He's like, cancel the lab. I got a thing. No, I got all day. The crew's showing up. They're like, we'll be quick. He's like, no, no, no,

Starting point is 00:54:28 I blocked off a week for this. They go, really? He goes, yeah. He goes, I'm doing two dope queens later, but right now I have all the time to talk to you. I'm doing my favorite murder later. I'm going to tell Karen Kulgarov about the vaccine. Enough with him. Timdillacomedy.com for old live dates. He apologized about Milwaukee. We moved to Thursday show to Sunday. Flights got fucked. We got fucked. We're using a temporary studio. We got fucked out of Timdillacomedy.com. We got all the dates for the tour. We're starting in late October. We're going everywhere. Spokane, Seattle, Portland, Indianapolis, Morgantown, West Virginia, Pittsburgh, Washington, New York, Atlantic City, Rochester, Iowa City,

Starting point is 00:55:10 Madison, Wisconsin, Louisville, Kentucky, Los Angeles, California, Bakersfield, California, San Diego, Redding, Pennsylvania, Atlanta, Georgia. We've added second shows in Atlanta and Sacramento. Atlantic City. Atlantic City, St. Louis, Sacramento, San Francisco, Garden City, Indiana, Toronto, Ontario. Oh, and my favorite Iowa City. Is that still happening? Yeah, my favorite Iowa City. We'll just go there and make the money. So that is on the 18th, everybody, go get ticket to the Englert Theater in Iowa City where there was a big kerfuffle. There was a big uproar at me doing jokes, I guess, at the expense of, I don't know, nurses because we all know that the one thing heroes can't handle is a guy on a stage making a little joke. They build the heroes from movies

Starting point is 00:56:06 being like, you made a joke about me. And I'm not even blaming the nurse. This is again, this is supposedly because I questioned the response to the pandemic. I questioned the response to the pandemic. How are we alien? There was a, people were emailing the Englert Theater. I don't even know what it is. I don't know what they do with the Englert Theater. I'm sure they have some big comedians and bands go, but I don't know what goes on at the Englert Theater, but apparently they have a, there's a real thriving arts community in Iowa City that was unhappy with some of the remarks I've made. And by thriving arts community, I mean two people with blue hair and cats who sent one email that Seth Simons wrote.

Starting point is 00:56:51 TimDillonComedy.com. Full send, baby. Goodbye.

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