The Tim Dillon Show - 273 - Snap, Kapital, Pop

Starting point is 00:00:00 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show, the Dave Chappelle controversy keeps going. It rolls on. No matter what else we should be talking about, Dave Chappelle's Netflix special has become the focal point of the media in this country. It is not the rapidly rising prices of utilities, of food. It is not the massive homelessness problem. It is not the inability of the government washing into function. It is not any of those things. It is the Dave Chappelle Netflix special where there are employees of Netflix who are angry at this staging a walkout of the special. So it is a special that I, full disclosure, have not seen all of. I watched a little bit of it. You know, he's a master. Was it the

Starting point is 00:00:52 funniest thing in the world? No. Is he expressing an opinion held by the vast majority of human beings about men and women? Yes. But the CEO of Netflix, Ted Sarandos, who's Greek, right? I believe so. Interesting. So, because there's not a lot of successful Greek people. There's really not. The vast majority of Greeks are not doing well. But some of them are, right? They own diners, but they're more working-class people. And Ted Sarandos, good for him, is John Stamos. There's a few of them. A couple, yeah. Rita Wilson, Tom Hanks' wife. It's not a huge group. So, Ted Sarandos, Greek, Giannis Pappas, Greek, defended Dave Chappelle and said, listen, guys, we're going to put out things you may not like them. We don't think

Starting point is 00:01:46 it's going to lead to real-world violence against trans people. That was basically the gist of his statement. Netflix chief, again, defends Chappelle's special. Quote, content doesn't directly translate to real-world harm. He said, we have Dave Chappelle on our platform. We also have Hannah Gadsby. And then Hannah Gadsby, who we don't know where she's been. She's somewhere in Australia enforcing a lockdown. I'll tell you that much. Where is she? She's in New Zealand, right? Blinking. Anyway, Hannah Gadsby, who's, she's atypical, neurodivergent, whatever. She's not always with us. And when she is with us, she says some very disturbing things and then goes back to where she lives. And that's great. But she doesn't really know

Starting point is 00:02:31 what's going on. She's kind of fuzzy. It just seems like she's like a fuzzy photograph, right? Her hair is never quite done. She's just kind of low. And this is why it is. Mullen does it great. Impressive of her. But every now and then, she gets real fired up, you know, when someone insults Greta Thunberg or whatever. She gets real fired up when a white guy does something bad. So she looked at Ted Sarando. She's like, fuck him. And she literally said, she said, Hey, Ted Sarando, just a quick note to let you know that I would prefer if you didn't drag Mon Naiman in your mess. Now I have to deal with even more of the height and anger that Dave Chappelle's fans like to unleash on me every time gave gets $20 million to process his

Starting point is 00:03:10 emotionally stunted partial worldview. Um, fuck you and your amoral algorithm cult. I do what with more backbone than you. What is that word? I can do more s shit shits. I can do more shits with more backbone than you. What? But this is what I mean. She's not she's not fully with us. She's not fully with us. And God bless her. She's a child of God. She goes, that's just a joke. I definitely didn't cross her lawn because you just told the world there isn't one gaps. Gatsby captured her post. Yes, I watched the whole thing. Leave me alone. Trans is beautiful. Comedy is that I killed it. Those are the hashtags. It said it says here she's trans as well. I didn't know that. Well, I didn't either. I had no idea. Does she talk

Starting point is 00:04:05 about this in the net? I don't think so. I don't remember it. No, right? I don't know. Well, I want to see them. Both of them hash it out. You know, who cares about any of this? Comedy's dumb. Stop watching it. Stop watching comedy specials. Get a life truly. Stop watching comedy specials. Stop watching specials. You have horrible lives. You have horrible lives. People are doing so much cool shit on this planet. Stop watching a fucking anybody talk for an hour. Except this show. Because this is different. But the others out there are wasting your time. Not me. Never would. I respect you. Stop. Turn it off. Turn it off and turn this on. They're canceling Halloween in Seattle, which makes me think we're not canceling it, but there's a school

Starting point is 00:05:01 in Seattle where they're banning the Halloween parade, which makes you glad I own a house in Texas because, you know, it's good to hedge your bets and you don't know what's going to happen with these people. I don't know what's going to happen. Seattle Elementary School cancels its annual pumpkin parade because it, quote, I don't even understand this, marginalizes students of color who don't celebrate Halloween. Who are these students that do not celebrate Halloween? I'm truly confused. Benjamin Franklin Day Elementary School. By the way, how is that still the name of this school? Benjamin Franklin Day Elementary School has canceled its upcoming Halloween parade because it, quote, marginalizes students of color. Administrators claim that a number of students,

Starting point is 00:05:49 especially African-American boys, do not celebrate Halloween and feel excluded. I've never heard of this. Have you heard of this? We have our friends on the couch. I've never heard that African-American boys do not celebrate Halloween. No, never heard that. I've never heard of that. Unless they're Muslim, perhaps. I guess, but I don't even know. Are they, are they, what about all the gang initiations on Halloween? There's tons of gang initiations on Halloween, and I think African-American boys probably participated in that as you white boys and many young men. So I hope we're not canceling that. As a school with a foundational belief surrounding equity for our students and family, see, this doesn't, I don't even understand what this means here. Let's get

Starting point is 00:06:35 rid of the pumpkin parade event. We're getting rid of the pumpkin parade and requesting that students do not come to school in costumes. And I think part of it is that certain kids don't have money for costumes, but that was always the way it was. And forever there's been a Halloween parade where kids would show up and some of the kids had really cool costumes. Some of the kids came in with costumes their parents made, and then there was the dirty kid. There's a kid named Ryan. I don't want to say his name. He was dirty, filthy, and he would come in white guy, Irish kid, and he would come in filthy, and his parents would just beat him every day and night, and they would piss on him, and he never had anything. And he would come to school, and he would always look

Starting point is 00:07:25 like high, but he was never high, but I think he was just getting beaten so much. And he was malnourished. He used to eat like pixie sticks and fun dip. You know, it was bad. So this kid, Ryan, would come and he'd be embarrassed because he'd be like, oh, it's Halloween. I don't walk in. I forgot. And it was rough. It was very sad. But then the teachers would give him a pumpkin mask, so he could do the parade with everybody else. So this poor kid who smelled like beer piss from a barn who was still bloody from the parents just kicking the shit out of him would just put on a pumpkin mask and walk. Why, if you cancel it, his life's not going to get better. That's my point. His life doesn't get better. Ryan's parents don't decide to love him. They don't even know the parade's

Starting point is 00:08:15 happening. They don't give a shit. So he would be sad, kind of. He would be sad. I remember we went to his house once to smoke cigarettes, and he goes, my house is kind of messy. And I was like, but I hang out at Rosie's, the crack house, three doors down from him. He goes, right, right. I'm like, I don't care. We don't care. But we went in there and you could see just cereal and bad, just cigarettes, like ashtrays overflowing with cigarettes. He had a bad life. Certain kids have a bad life. It's very, very hard, you know? And he was the type of kid who they're talking about, like, not privileged, didn't have parents that cared, and didn't show up with the uniform, you know? I mean, I'm sorry, with the Halloween costume. He didn't have. So the teachers would

Starting point is 00:09:04 give him, because they had those little pumpkin masks. They were plastic, and they would go on. With the one string? Yeah, it was one string. It was not a lot. It wasn't good. But then there was a girl who was like 600 pounds. They dressed her as a princess. Her parents brought her in, and she was just walking around as a princess. And then most of the kids had masks, right? Cool kids have masks, like Freddy Krueger, like, fuck it. Yeah, we're going to kill you. It's Halloween. And then, like, the fat girl, like, the real fat one. Her name was Jennifer. She'd go like this. Like, she would just do this every day with her head. I don't know why. It might have been a thing, but she would go like this every day. She would just do this

Starting point is 00:09:48 every single day, like this. And they put her in a princess outfit, and she would walk like this. And then Ryan, who smelled like piss, would have his little thing. It was nice, is my point. It was a nice day. And you can't ruin this. It's not, you can't take this away for kids. Not everybody. It's insane. Everyone celebrates Halloween. Halloween is about eating candy and fucking smashing fucking car windows or throwing eggs, shaving cream, vandalism. The idea that you would just vandalize things. It's a beautiful idea. And these are people that are pro vandalism. They love it. Well, where do you think people get the itch? It starts with Halloween. They don't just get into Antifa. You start with Halloween. You do a few, you know, a couple of eggs,

Starting point is 00:10:46 little shaving cream on the stop sign. And then you, you know, you graduate to, you know, federal banks in Portland. But I don't understand why they're taking this away. Is there any reasoning for this at all? Is there any reasoning? They decided to cancel the event this year because it'd be upsetting for children who can't afford a costume. That's all it is. But then just buy them costumes. You cheap fucks. Why not buy them costumes? Well, also they cite the loud noise levels and crowds are triggering for some children. Well, that I agree with. I don't like the noise. Get rid of it. This, I do agree with that. I don't like the noise at all. That's a very good point. All right. Well, we'll have to skip it this year. Moving on. We have a feel good story. It's a very

Starting point is 00:11:27 good point. I didn't realize that. They yell and scream. It is disgusting. We have a feel good story now coming out of Austin, Texas. Now we try to find these stories. God help us because as you know, things in the country are not good. Inflation, the price of a McGriddle now is what? $38. One McGriddle, $38. It's bad. And the government just keeps telling you that if you complain about inflation, you're a Nazi white supremacist. And the press secretary is always like, what is it? I'm sorry that your gun is costing you too much money this month. You're like, well, I'm kind of, you know, chicken wings or they've gone up. My family likes chicken wings. But the price of everything is going up. Food and gas and the supply chains are broken down.

Starting point is 00:12:12 Quote, almost everything a person needs to buy is more expensive. Blame the pandemic. The supply chains have broken down. We have all kinds of chaos. Now, can you play the video of this woman? Let's play this woman who's being interviewed outside a grocery store. There's nothing better than when you get a person outside of a grocery store to give an opinion. Quote, everything has gone sky high from groceries to gas prices, skyrocketing and could get worse than expected on everything from food to housing to gas. At this point, it is very hard to ignore everywhere we go. Things are more expensive. So how much more can prices go up? And what's causing this rapid inflation tonight? Christina Rex set out to get some answers.

Starting point is 00:13:03 The prices are ridiculous. The meat is above and beyond and it's gone sky high. Everything is gone sky high and it's extremely sad. Have you noticed it too? The meat is above and beyond. And my husband likes meat. And I make him meat and I've made him meat for my entire life. I brown it with butter in a pan and it's sky high now. We eat six pounds a meter week and now I can't afford it. And I made a salad the other day and my husband grabbed me by the throat and he took my head and he mushed it. You ever mush someone? He mushed my face. He didn't hit me, but he mushed me. He mushed me into the wall and he said, you better find a way to make this work. It's sky high. Well, this woman, I mean, again, they're outside of a store called Market

Starting point is 00:13:59 Basket. God help us. But it's sad because, you know, people need the, you know, groceries and they're too expensive now. And, you know, it's very unfortunate. All this stuff is going on and this is the result of a breakdown in the supply chain. There's other people saying, blaming the pandemic, you're saying the simplest explanation is everyone has been cooped up for a year and not spending as much as they ordinarily would. And now we all decided at the same time we wanted to go out and spend money on things, said Tony Cookson, co-director of the Center for Research on Consumer Financial Decision Making. Quote, when we all decide to do that at the same time, the issues the economy needs to provide us with all those goods, we don't have unlimited capacity

Starting point is 00:14:46 to do that. Well, then there's also the thing we have less people working. You have a lot of people now and this is probably a good thing in the long term. They have more leverage. Workers have more leverage and they're striking now because there are less workers and Kellogg's. You hear about this? They are striking. Now, I don't know the specifics of this. I can't imagine I'm going to side with Kellogg's, but the workers want benefits. They want retirement packages. They want days off and Kellogg's cereal is basically coming out and saying, fuck you, we'll move the jobs to Mexico and then denying it. They're saying we didn't say that. Find Ben the statement from Kellogg's cereal. Kellogg's put out a statement. There's people standing in the rain. I believe

Starting point is 00:15:29 it's in Omaha, Nebraska and they're protesting and they're saying we want better hours. We want more money. We want better benefits and then Kellogg's has a counterpoint to all that and they put out a video where they would just basically like what you need to do is keep your mouth shut. Is this it right here? I believe so. Battle Creek Michigan. Kellogg company today is publicly addressing the terms of its master labor contract negotiation with it. So they're sending out Chris Bonner. Chris Bonner, I guess, is an executive at, is that her? Is she an executive? It says Kellogg company's spokesperson. This is the person they hired. She's the spokesperson. She's going to soften the message because the guy, you can't bring out Mr. Kellogg.

Starting point is 00:16:16 He'll be like, fuck these commie faggots. You can't do that. You can't do that. Put the hoses on them. Turn the hoses. She's like, let's talk about building a family. Turn the hoses on. In my day, we had dogs. We took hoses and sprayed them. So this is Chris Bonner. She's the spokesperson for the Kellogg's cereal company that is trying very hard to retain the slave labor. We value all our employees and recognize their efforts. First of all, first of all, could anyone look, couldn't they have gotten anyone else to do this than this Karen? Look at this woman. This woman could not effectively communicate anything. They have billions of dollars and they can't get anyone better than her. We value all of our employees.

Starting point is 00:17:16 Let's, let's, let's continue this. Especially during this global pandemic. We are deeply concerned that the union at our four U.S. cereal plants has decided to strike and what that means for our employees. Being away from work puts our people and their families in a difficult position and can create financial hardships and pay them. Our number one priority is to get back to the negotiations table and reach a contract so our employees can get back to their jobs and their lives. Kellogg's defense, the contract that Kellogg offered is very fair. You were allowed to use the bathroom twice a week. This was a fair, this is not a bad deal. You, it was a 16 hour day with two breaks. Every eight hours you would take a break. The break was supervised. You would take

Starting point is 00:18:04 a supervised break and you would take a break, which I think is nice at your station because when you, when you go outside, they have found, they've done a lot of studies that going outside has all kinds of effects on the worker. They see the blue sky and they get very distracted and it's very triggering. So they have the break at the station and you have the break and you stand there silently and it's a supervised break because they again don't want anyone going outside or making a phone call or calling home or doing anything you could distract them and every eight hours you get one of these breaks. Twice a week you're allowed to leave your station and use the restroom. Um, for number two, number one is a catheter. So whatever you're doing, as you're

Starting point is 00:18:47 toasting the, uh, I don't know what the hell they're doing, the special K, as you're toasting the corn flakes, oh that's General Mills. Kellogg's is what? Corn flakes? I think it's corn flakes. No, it might be General Mills. You don't think. Find out. We're making, we're slandering a company. Let's at least slander the right one. Hold on, hold on. Here I'm on their foods and brands. Here we go. Kellogg's corn flakes. Yeah, corn flakes and all kinds of stuff. So as you're toasting the corn flakes, you get, you, you will use the rest, you will have a catheter, meaning you will pee and then it will be a colostomy bag on your leg of your, of your, um, you know, of your, uh, what's the word for piss? Uh, urine or whatever, urine on the leg. And it's not a big deal. Now in terms of a vacation,

Starting point is 00:19:38 in terms of a vacation, they're offering a vacation at a Kellogg's approved facility, which will be very similar to a resort, but you will work during the vacation because it gives you pride. It gives you dignity. Going to a resort is undignified, but going to a specialized Kellogg's and where you will work eight hour days as opposed to 16, and you will then spend time with your family and they, they're throwing in, uh, frosted miniweights for the children at the, at the Kellogg's themed resort. It'll have a pool. It'll have fun history of Kellogg's stuff on the walls and frosted miniweights for your children. Um, if your children get sick from eating corn pops or Ego waffles or any of their products, fruit loops, I love how they have Kashi like

Starting point is 00:20:34 they don't even, you know, but if your kids get sick, they will allow you an hour to take your child to the doctor. Now they're not going to pay for it, but if you can find the money to get your kid to the doctor, you can leave the facility for one hour at one hour and one minute, you will forfeit your pay for the week. I don't think these are bad terms. Let's continue with this woman, because I think she's fair, concerned that the union struck without allowing members to vote on the company's October 1st offer. Kellogg's proposals have been grossly misrepresented by the union in statements to their membership and to media, and we want our employees to have all the information they need. This is what they're doing. This is the real thing they're offering 9% wage increase

Starting point is 00:21:25 for legacy employees. We don't even know what that means. 9% pathway to full legacy rate and significant increases for transitional employees, which means the entire company, transitional employees, like everyone, right? No change to employees, current healthcare plans, enhanced interrogation. I'm kidding. Enhanced retirement benefits for transitional employees, increased pension multiplier, no proposals related to continuous crew alternative work schedules, one week paid time off at vacation rate, one week, not bad, not bad, one week paid time off which you can spend going to the doctor with your kids. Because let's finish this woman. Need to make informed decisions for themselves and their families.

Starting point is 00:22:27 Let's start with what we are not doing. Kellogg is not asking employees to give up healthcare, retirement benefits, or holiday and vacation pay. The fact is, we're proud that most employees working under this contract have industry-leading pay and benefits and all have above-market wages and retirement. The grain industry. In fact, the average 2020 earnings for the majority of our hourly serial employees was $120,000 per year and more than a third earned between 120,000. That's the math, the math done to get to that. We're all supposed to believe that a bunch of people making $120,000 a year are incensed, which is a complete lie. She goes, the average 2020 earnings for our hourly Kellogg serial employees, meaning they're averaging like five people have

Starting point is 00:23:14 been there forever who they actually pay with everyone else, but there's no way that's the case. There's no way that a bunch of people are making $120,000 a year in the Kellogg's factory and they're all striking right now. There's just such a lie. Can you imagine that? In Kansas, making $120,000 an hour. Our average hourly employee earns $5 million a year. We have industry-leading pay. That can't be true. 8,000 and 200,000. Most also have unparalleled, no-cost, comprehensive health insurance, meaning they pay nothing for their health care. No premiums, no deductibles, nothing. Less senior employees have the same health insurance plan that all our salaried employees have,

Starting point is 00:23:59 except they pay much lower employee contributions than the rest of us. A construct that was agreed upon. So why are they doing this? Are they sociopaths? What are they doing? Why are they doing it? Have they lost their minds? What are they doing? Free health care, $120,000 a year, sounds great. What are you talking about? Let's go to the, can we get a Kellogg employee who's probably just going to be full of scabs and bleeding? Yeah, let's find an employee. Just some Vietnam veteran sitting there in a wheelchair, just fucking bleeding, screaming about Rice Krispie treats. One of them has to be on YouTube, right? There's got to be a Kellogg employee explaining what's going on. We got, you know,

Starting point is 00:24:44 unless Kellogg strikes, yeah. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Well, this morning Kellogg is no longer making cereal. Workers have voted to strike last night. This strike went into effect at midnight after the union's five year contract with the company expired. News 8's Dana White is live outside the Battle Creek Kellogg facility now with a deeper look into this dispute. Emily Donovan, good morning. Members of the union voted on this strike yesterday after negotiations, between them and Kellogg went through. You could see that we have buses of employees coming here this morning and the members of the strike are not letting up the contract for all facilities expired at midnight and there is no new one in place. According to the union's website,

Starting point is 00:25:28 there are still some issues to resolve in the most recent offer from Kellogg, including the elimination of cost of living adjustments, the creation of permanent transitional positions, no full time benefits for those permanent workers and adjusted to the PTO policy, a holiday pay change and a plan to remove all union logos from products. We spoke with one of the strike leaders this morning. Everybody in this plant makes incredible sacrifices that most people wouldn't understand. They work eight days a week at least and that's months on end without a scheduled day off. I mean, some some people in the plant don't have a scheduled day off for the entire year. So we're we're not willing to accept that anymore.

Starting point is 00:26:14 Union leaders also alleged that the most recent contract proposal was never presented to the negotiating committee. They say their committee is still at the table and that Kellogg sent home its negotiators before posting the current offer. We reached out to Kellogg for no serial because these people want to see their kids. How lazy are these people? What's going to happen if someone wants serial? Do people not understand morality and what's morally right and what's morally wrong? It is not right to strike and deprive people of frosted mini-weeds because you think you need to go and see your children for a day. So there's a guy standing in a storm and this has gone viral. Image of Kellogg's

Starting point is 00:27:08 worker picketing in 3 a.m. storm goes viral. Well, these are the things I don't this is like when you find the kid, you know, the drone strike, they show the kid and the drone strike and they go this is why we have to fight ISIS because and you know what I do like the Tony, the tiger, I'm greedy sign. It is fun because you know what you can do here with the strike and people lose you can have a lot of fun with the mascots. You can have a lot of fun with the mascots like there should be a mini-weed with the hammer and sickle. You know the communist hammer and sickle. There should be a mini-weed doing that. Dress up a mini-weed as Joseph Stalin. If they're not dressing up mini-weeds as Joseph Stalin, the Rice Krispy,

Starting point is 00:27:57 what are they, elves? The Rice Krispy elves should be, they should be painted killing executives like cutting the throats of executives. The Fruit Loops Toucan, Toucan Sam, Toucan Sam should have his arm around Mao Zedong. This is fun. This is good. This gets people thinking because you start going, oh, this is interesting. Even the mascots are getting involved. A lot of the problem is I don't care about any of those people. Right. You know the people with the signs, who gives a shit? I don't know them, but if all the mascots got together, the sun, Tony the Tiger, those twinks who make Rice Krispy treats, and the cornflakes chicken, if they all are rooster, he's a rooster, whatever,

Starting point is 00:28:49 this is gender, none of my business, if they all got together and explicitly, if there was artwork of them killing executives, burning their houses down, you know, that to me would be a little exciting. I'd want to get more on board. Yes. You know, get a picture of Joseph Stalin up. Get a picture of Stalin up. Now let's imagine, get a nice picture of Stalin. I like this one. This one's good. Make that, give the raisin brand sun, put the raisin brand sun as Stalin. Mm-hmm. That's my point. Feel good story today coming out of Austin, Texas. Austin, Texas, as you know, a place where I live, it is a beautiful place. It is the epicenter of comedy in America. There's nothing funnier than Austin, Texas. There's nothing funnier when you land there.

Starting point is 00:29:53 It is funny. I mean, you laugh from when your feet leave the plane to when you walk back on the plane. It's funny. I mean, it's just hilarious. It's hilarious. Even the shootings, and there's many of them, are funny. Even the people that attack you in the street, it's funny. They do it in a funny way. It's funny how you get a car jack. It's funny. It's fun. And every now and then, because so much of the news is said, so much of the news is said, the Kellogg's company going to war with the people that make cereal. I didn't even know you needed to. I thought cereal just kind of happened, but apparently there's people doing it. It's crazy. So this is just a feel-good story. This is a light, fun story. Sometimes we do things on the show that have a dark, there's a darkness to them.

Starting point is 00:30:49 This is not that. This is light, fluffy, fun, and it's beautiful. I want you to watch this, because it is truly, it's just a great story about human beings and just having fun and doing good stuff. This is body cam video from Star Flight Senior Flight Nurse Jennifer Robert. Among those she rescued Thursday from a swollen Blanco River in San Marcos was Frank Fell. She was so in control that I just felt it was relaxing to know they were there because up until that point, we were pretty sure we weren't going to make it. Friday, I showed Roberts what Frank had to say. It means a lot. We often don't get to meet anybody after the fact or hear how people do or anything, and so it's really nice to hear

Starting point is 00:31:42 those comments. The call for Star Flight to head to San Marcos came after storm waters rushed down the Blanco River and into transient campsites. This is a beautiful story. The rivers are now biblically washing the homeless down the river in Austin. The homeless that live on the riverbed are being washed away by the rivers and their homes are being washed down the rivers. Don't think too much about that. That's not what the story is about. The story is about these first responders who then rescued one of the people, Frank Fell. Frank, I don't know what happened to the others. I'm sure they are fine. One of the homeless people, one or two of them were rescued, so we're focusing on that. We don't want to get into, we don't know what happened

Starting point is 00:32:41 to the rest of them, but there was a transient community of homeless people, but we're saying transient. It's just another example of that. We're absolutely living in hell. This is the idea of a feel-good story, that the river is washing away the homeless and that first responders ended up saving one of them, and this is a great occasion for all of us. We should all rejoice that a first responder went and saved a homeless guy who's living down by the riverbed. Here, let's finish this. Stitched into the muddy riverbank. It stopped raining and we thought it was over, and the next thing we knew, we heard the noise that we didn't know what it was, and we looked out and it was

Starting point is 00:33:29 just a wall of water coming. When the helicopter arrived, the crew quickly realized this was not going to be a typical rescue mission. We knew there were four people. That's about all the information that we had for people that need to be rescued. When we got overhead, it was apparent that not only were there four people, but there was also four people with some belongings that were clearly very important to them, and a dog, and then when I got down there, I found out there was also a puppy involved. This is That Puppy, alive and well. Yaaay! Fuck yeah! We're killing it! Austin, Texas! Austin, Texas! How fucking cool is that?

Starting point is 00:34:13 Come, live by the river, bring your pup, and it's going to work out because this bitch may save you. It just, it feels good. I like when things feel good, and this just makes me happy. It makes me happy. Now, I don't want to ruin, I don't want to ruin this by asking what happens to the people now. Do they go work at the Kellogg's factory? What happens to these people? They return to a new camp under the Highway 80 bridge. Well, that's a happy ending. That's a happy ending. So you're telling me the people they rescued went back under the bridge. Well, this is good. This is beautiful. I was thinking it was going to be something heartless, but they're back right under the bridge, which is if you

Starting point is 00:35:14 remember where this all started. Now, so what do you think? Do you think they give them a shower or anything or not really? They probably give them a new tent, right? And then they put them back under the bridge. What's saying here? It's saying they returned under the bridge, and these were all smashed and scattered into a muddy riverbank. I know. It's like, what are you going to do with them? I mean, that's the real issue. I'm not, I can't take them in. But this is the question. I hope that, but this is just going to keep happening. It seems like it's not a great solution to just put them back under the bridge. But what do I know? But this is a feel good story. This is what I mean about the feel good stories. They're not going to be like they were in the

Starting point is 00:36:14 old days. You know, no, you're not going to have that. This isn't a story about a guy who beat cancer. This is a story about people that were living under a bridge that were saved from a flood that have then gone back to live under the bridge. That's the story. And they're happy. The guy's going. Thank God we didn't know we were going to make it. He goes, we thought we weren't going to make it. But thank God that we were saved and are now being deposited back under the bridge. And then hopefully, it was a team effort, according to Roberts, who added after they returned to Austin, they had only one quick moment to reflect on the rescue. That's because the next call for help could be a moment away. Well, good for her. Good for her. This is a great system,

Starting point is 00:37:12 I think, because it gets everyone can be a hero. She can be a hero. It's important. You need heroes and you need people to rescue people. Where is that thing you sent me about the Austin crime? What is it after 8 p.m. in Austin? It just turns into a rapathon? It seems to be a new segment they're doing called Austin After Hours. Yeah, it's like Austin After Dark. And that doesn't mean hear the fiddle player. It means just straight up like the streets will run with blood. I had no idea how dangerous Austin, Texas, was. It's like insanely dangerous. After 9 p.m., the streets in Austin run with blood. Hold on, I think our internet went down. Oh, god damn it. The internet went down at the temporary

Starting point is 00:38:05 studio. How's it coming with our new studio, by the way? How's the new studio coming with our idiot realtor? Hey, guys, my wife's having a baby. Hey, who gives a fuck? No one cares. This big dumb idiot. Because our business manager, who is, I want to be respectful, but he's mentally retarded. Every friend he has or connection he has is a bigger loser than him, amazingly. So he sets us up with this like frat boy retard who's like, he shows us a unit. I'm not saying you have to know who I am, but Google me if you have a client. I'm like, yeah, my new building, there's a lot of these whores running around. He's like, are you single? That could be pretty good. Yeah. It's like, all right, buddy,

Starting point is 00:38:57 will you calm it down? We're not playing beer upon here. Okay. But again, it's this frat boy kind of jovial whore shit that, you know, so we go, we go to a unit with this guy, right? That's correct. And then we find out, we say, we'll take it. And then what does he say? He says it's not available. That's right. So he's wasting our time. He's wasting his time. Now, do you realize how low on the totem pole you have to be to be showing office space in LA? I mean, this is the single, this is the capital of the single family home. If you want to make some fucking money, you go sling some bedrooms and bathrooms. You, but this guy is showing office space. There, there's no one even wants to go back

Starting point is 00:39:37 into the office anymore. And he's showing office space. And he was recommended by our business manager. I mean, I just don't understand. I'm, I'm losing my patience. We're trying to get a real studio. Am I wrong? No, you're right. To lose my patience. No, we thought we had the studio. We thought we had it. I'm sorry. Should I not be talking about this publicly? I'm not mentioning his name, but the slob who manages our money has got to stop connecting us with his near do well deadbeat friends. It's not my fault that everyone you know is the lowest person in every industry. Can you fucking please get one decent connection that you can hook us up with? I mean, Christ on mind. I mean, it's like enough already. And him, I got to get on you because you're so sweet.

Starting point is 00:40:30 I always have to be the bad guy because he's peep. You're like, hi, hi. I got to call up like a big fat cotton scream to get something done. Here's the Austin after hours police watching late night clubs. So this is like, again, if you're going to have a bachelorette party, go down to Austin. This is the place. You're going to love it. You fat bachelorette. Don't go to Nashville. Come down here. This is what's waiting for you in Austin. I will not rest until the city of Austin is condemned. Austin after hours patrolling the entertainment district has seen more violent crime in the last several months to learn more about what's driving it. Our team went out this past weekend with APD's

Starting point is 00:41:19 downtown patrol officers and they tell KXN investigator Kevin Clark they're getting more calls after the bars closed. Everybody's realizing how horrible it is. This is why there's violent crime. People are realizing how bad it is and they're angry and they can't kill Elon Musk. So they have to kill whoever in their vicinity. They've all been sold this bill of goods. They go down there and they're like, it's not even fun. It isn't fun. And they're just all drugged up and they've got a loaded gun on them because it's America. Right. And they just start fucking going crazy. Let's continue this. And at 118 Saturday morning, Sergeant Garabay started running with KXN investigators right behind. Three blocks from the heart of the six street

Starting point is 00:42:08 entertainment district where thousands were gathered was a 17 year old in critical condition. He later died at the hospital. Let me get some crime scene tape. Back it up. Back it up. Police say it came after a gun battle between two groups which prompted an officer to fire their own weapon. Here's the crime scene, sir. Thank you. For Sergeant Garabay and other downtown patrols, the night can change in an instant. Two hours earlier, he told me this. Based on the crowd right now, I think we're going to have a happy crowd with a few disturbances. That's my forecast for tonight. We initially came out with police because of their concern over after hours clubs. One of them we told you about is tellers, which police described as the site of violent offenses

Starting point is 00:42:52 from assaults, robberies and even shootings. APD has written 47 crime reports tied to the Trinity Street address so far in 2021, more than the previous three years combined. That was a bar that typically generated a lot of calls for us after bar hours. A lot of disturbances, you know, that place in front of the bar? Well, whatever. I'm not trying to, I don't care about after hour stuff. I'm not trying to get somebody in trouble here. What I'm trying to say is that this city is just always on the brink. It's always on the brink of exploding in gunfire every night. I mean, God, we got hoodwinked. How do we get hoodwinked like this? You're supposed to look out for me and you don't. I let you down. You let me down big time. You should have told me you

Starting point is 00:43:44 got excited to go back to Texas. A little bit. Yeah, you did because people like you down deep, you know, it's your culture. It's not my culture, you know? Yeah. It's not my culture. It's your culture, you know? I'm not, you know, like I appreciate all the cultural experiences. I mean, you had cops at your wedding. You had police at your wedding. Sheriffs. You had sheriffs at the wedding making sure people didn't drink too much. That's not my culture. It's not my culture. There's nothing wrong with it. I'm happy. I enjoyed your wedding. It was very nice. Thank you. It was very sweet. Thank you. But this is just a different way of life for me and for a lot of people that we know. But you know, there's something about you that you also realize that this is,

Starting point is 00:44:41 you know, this is not good. You must leave. It's horrible. It's horrible. It's terrible. You know? You have to not do this, you know? And I know that people like you see a value in it because you're animals. But I, you know what I mean? Well, part of you wants to go back to Long Island. Part of me wanted to go back to Texas. That's right. But Long Island is a beautiful place of amazing people. That's the difference. Do you understand the difference? There's a huge difference between me wanting to do that and you wanting, you know, at your wedding, a woman gave birth. A woman gave birth. Your sister gave birth at your wedding. And it made, it made people, it made me uncomfortable. I'm sorry. And no one cared. And the baby came out bloody,

Starting point is 00:45:47 full of afterbirth, and it just started eating a rib. It's not right. It's a weird life. That's all I'm saying. It's strange. And you made us move there because you're listening to Joe Rogan. I had no part in this. You said it's going to be good for your comedy career to move down there. That's why you made us move. You said, I'm going to do comedy at Joe Rogan's new club. That's right. Yeah. I just dragged you kicking and screaming the whole way. Wouldn't it be funny if you opened the club called Vaccines? That would be funny. It was just called Vaccines, you know? That would be fun.

Starting point is 00:46:41 I'd work there. Steve will do it. We can't say enough great things about Steve. Steve is a philanthropist, along with his friend Takashi69. They go around and help people. Steve does give people money. Steve, from Nelk, we all know Nelk. It's the group of pranksters that run around the country, going to colleges, telling people to have fun and party and drink and jump off roofs and be cool. The Nelk boys. Steve is the breakout star of the Nelk boys. Check out his Happy Dad Cells are available in stores in Florida, Nevada, California, and Massachusetts. Not the brightest states, but that's where they're marketing the Happy Dad, in states where people party, right? Florida, Nevada, California, and Massachusetts. They're not

Starting point is 00:47:30 50 states yet, but they're starting with the states where people are most likely to become paralyzed after a night out. Steve is one of the most, he's the biggest emerging, one of the biggest emerging fashion brands with full send. Go to fullsend.com. Sign up for exclusive merch drops. Everything is currently sold out, and if you don't want to miss it, you got to go to fullsend.com. So what Steve does is he sends people money because he makes money gambling or Bitcoin or something. He does something in, what does he do? I think it's a gambling website. He does something in Mexico. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't think we can talk about that part of it.

Starting point is 00:48:11 What does he do? He tests people for AIDS down there? I think he has AIDS tests in Mexico. It's like the Theranos, Elizabeth Holmes, right? Isn't that what he's doing? I think so, yeah. Well, he's, whatever he's doing. He's donating money. He gives money. Some people say I need money and he gives them money and don't get any ideas people with me, but he'll send them like $600 on them. He's a good person. He's a good guy. He drinks. He'll drink a fish tank of booze and then grab Takashi six nine and then go, they just walk into a cancer ward and make it rain. They just make it rain in a cancer ward. All those little bald kids with the full send hoodies and he's just good like that. He's good like that. He gave David Dobrik a Tesla and David

Starting point is 00:48:58 Dobrik is an underprivileged guy, right? That's right because he's had a rough time. Remember because he tried to kill his friend. Now, and there's nothing wrong with that. I'm not mad at him for that. Who cares? You threw your friend off. Would he put him on a parachute or something and whatever the guy hit the water at the wrong angle? He thought he was dead. Shut up. Everyone's a pus. So we'll do it gave David Dobrik a Tesla because it's nice. I thought it was a rape thing. Well, no, that was, that was before that. Okay, got you. And you know, I don't know what's going on here. David Dobrik is never accused of that. He's never accused of doing anything wrong. See, when you say things like that, that's legally actionable. That's why you don't speak.

Starting point is 00:49:48 Some other guy, part of his crew might have been at something. But I'm not, I'm not a let's blame everybody for everybody. I'm not into that. I have no issues with David Dobrik. I don't know anything about him. I don't, I like entertainment. And if a few people get paralyzed for entertainment, not a big deal for me. Go to Steve, we'll do its YouTube channel right now and see what all the hubbub is about for yourself. Steve drops new videos every single Thursday. He loves cigarettes, but then he quits and he goes back. So go there. Steve will do it is YouTube channel. That's S-T-E-V-E-W-I-L-L-D-O-I-T. You got to spell it out. Steve will do it on YouTube. I think these now kids are really helping out because they are teaching young people

Starting point is 00:50:46 that life is about getting drunk and using drugs and having sex and partying. And I think we've gone so far away. We've gotten, we've gone so far into that other thing where everybody's thinking and they're so annoying. There's something really beautiful about the Nelk brand of how to live your life. Nelk is a way to live your life. It's a way to live your life. Now you have to stop doing that eventually because you're going to die. You're going to die. But the good news is fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, you're going to die. So Steve will do it. LLC. We love him. He's a fan of the show. We've never met him. We had one dinner with these people and he chose not to show up, but that's okay. I don't know what he was doing, brushing his teeth or something. I don't know,

Starting point is 00:51:49 but he didn't come. But it's fun. They're a great group. I'm a fan of the Nelk philosophy on life, which is like, hey, who cares where your shoe is? It doesn't matter that you're failing. That's their philosophy. Who cares about your shoe? Your mother's a stupid bitch. What was she going to do with that money anyway? She's spending the money on your college, but what was that dumb whore going to do with it? Who cares? Your academic advisor can go fuck himself. That guy's a loser. He keeps running his fucking mouth. Maybe you'll just beat his ass. Beat his ass, bro. Break your academic advisor's neck if he tells you that you're the, and fuck your doctor to this fucking cock who tells you that you have cancer of the liver now.

Starting point is 00:52:53 It doesn't matter. Sometimes people throw up blood. It's part of life. You know? And I think that's a decent philosophy on life. Fuck your mom. Fuck the cops. You can handle it. Seven beers deep. You can handle driving to another bar. It's not a big deal. You understand? Yeah, they're very forgiving of people's past. It's old school Christianity. Yes. Really? Yeah. That's what I think of when I think of milk. Like an old school Christianity. I talk to guys in college sometimes because I want to have sex with them, and all of them, they always say to me like, get me FaceTime, me with Steve will do it.

Starting point is 00:53:45 That's all they want. That's all they want is to talk to Steve will do it. That's literally all they want to do. That's your entire life. It's amazing. He's a cool guy. He's a very cool guy. We haven't met him. Hopefully we'll meet him. Go to his, Steve will do it on YouTube. We're not doing the smiley face killer episode. We went to interview one of these people, an academic about the smiley face killer. He was mentally unwell, and we're not putting the episode out because maybe these kids are getting thrown in the rivers. They probably are, but God helped them. The people that are trying to figure out what's going on have been trying since 2006, and they're all frauds. This guy was mentally ill. He said,

Starting point is 00:54:29 do you want to speak to my girlfriend? She has a gift of prophecy. We went all the way to fucking some horrible town. We're not putting the episode out. We're not putting it out. Yeah, big waste of time. It was a huge waste of time, which again, you did. You got to vet these people. You have to vet them. We tried. Should we play a minute of it for everyone? I mean, I haven't mixed the episode. I think I have it somewhere. Let me see. Play a minute of this mental patient that we had to suffer through. I got it on my external. Let me grab it. Hold on. We go there, and the guy's confused. He's out of it. The smiley face killer theory is these young

Starting point is 00:55:16 athletic college age males end up in the river. Some of it maybe they fell in, but they think it's some cult or something. So we go down there and interview this old guy, and he kind of confesses to it. He literally said, I predict where they're going to be, and I make sure I go to the ATM and get money out so they don't think I'm doing it every three hours. What the fuck's this? So let's play a minute or two of this so you could see how crazy he is so that, you know, you can understand why we can't put this out. We're trying to do a fun Halloween episode. Okay. So I have his audio. So let me let's just play his audio. I haven't mixed the episode. Yeah. Just go to the middle of it or something. Okay. Here we go.

Starting point is 00:55:59 After about 45 minutes, I said, you know, people who are unemployed or in and out of work, retired, it seems to be just like any other cult. Have you guys ever spoken to somebody who is a member of the group or an ex-member of the group or anything like that? We have. And of course, we've certainly protected their identity. Okay. But they haven't. In the past, you've spoken to an actual ex-member of the group that's carrying these things out. Yeah. Okay. Yes, we have. He's not this guy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Should I skip around one more time? Yeah. That stood out to me, especially as it started to spread out across the United States. If I were to take the profile and you can go online, just pick any one of these young men.

Starting point is 00:57:01 He's just going into Facebook now and I can't tell you, we can't even, I can't even deal with it. But we flew there to interview this guy that's been working on this case since 2006. We go, do you have any motive? And he goes, we're not releasing the motive. And I go, why are you not releasing the motive? He goes, well, then there'll be copycat killings. And I'm like, well, there's already copycat killings. And what do you mean the motive, dummy? Nobody's a copy the fucking motive. So he refused to talk about the motive. He, right, he's the guy, it was a sweet man, but he's senile. He didn't want to give away the symbols, the motive. The whole thing's the smiley face killer. You gave away the symbol. But I think it's these detectives that

Starting point is 00:57:46 they fill these families with hope. And then, because there are shady, these drownings are shady. These don't make any sense. So these goons from New York, the detectives, they're like, hey, your son ended up in the water. I'm going to solve the case. I'm going to solve the case. I'm doing a lot of work. I need money. Can you give me money? And then I'll make all the bad people pay. And then the families give these dirtbags money. And then they just like these dirtbag detectives buy Chinese food with it. And they did a show on the Oxygen Network where they're exploiting the deaths of these people. And they have absolutely no leads. They have nothing going on. And instead of like investigating it, they're just like eating egg rolls in New York.

Starting point is 00:58:35 Can you play the, please play, can we play the Oxygen Network trailer? Yeah, absolutely. Play the trailer for this, this hunk of shit that Oxygen Network did with these three goons claiming that they know about the smiley face killers. Brett Easton Ellis also just did a horrible movie about the smiley face killers, because that guy is the smiley face killer. Remember when he wanted us on the pod, like he said to me like, I was like, can you do my podcast? He goes, no, but you can do mine. Remember that? Yeah, he kind of big time. And he had like 3000 patrons and we thought that was huge. Yeah, fuck you. American Psycho is good. But after that, it's been a lot of shit. What is your

Starting point is 00:59:20 Patreon? You talk about Laurel Canyon with Lindsay Lohan? Cut it out. We've had enough. Had enough of him. Next. This is the trailer for the fake show on Oxygen where these three detectives go around pretending they know who the smiley face killer is. And it's like Teresa Caputo, the Long Island medium who's pretending that she knows the dead kid. I mean, it's so heinous what they're doing to these parents. They're like, look, we got all these leads. We're going to make it right. We're going to. And they don't have shit. Let's watch this. I couldn't get to him fast enough. It's hard to think about somebody hurting your child, but I think someone hurt him. It's like it happened yesterday for me.

Starting point is 01:00:11 It's so sad. You have these very sad parents. Yeah. Okay. It's tragic. And there's really shady circumstances with these drowning. Enter the Goon Squad from New York. Watch this. Investigating for the last 12 years. He's heading home and heading that direction. The $50 million question is how did he get in the water? This is where the dogs lost the sink. They lost hot sink right here. David. All classified as accidental or undetermined. When the numbers start to add and you just, you see it, some things are not right. So there is a pattern that's been growing. It doesn't make any sense to me. He was a champion swimmer in high school. Nobody believes it was an accident. Nobody.

Starting point is 01:00:55 These retired NYPD detectives aren't buying it. All we know right now is that Dakota James did not drown Azadella. I can't tell you what happened to Lou, but I can tell you what didn't happen to Lou. In almost all the cases, we have found Smiley Face Bafidi near the body recovery center. Smiley Face Bafidi links a lot of cases. This search for truth. He's got defensive wounds and offense wounds from blocking and striking. He had to have been deceased from the drugs prior to entering the water. Could reopen hundreds of cases. This is a highly suspicious case. Smiley Face, three stars, three victims recovered and bring justice to these families. Just what the family wants. They want a true investigation. I believe that Luke was murdered.

Starting point is 01:01:42 I mean, I know I can't bring my son back, but I just really wanted justice for him. He was never going to come back. He was my only child. This is so sad, and here's the thing. I'm not saying these kids aren't being murdered. I mean, what I'm saying is that these detectives have been working on this case since 2006. They have nothing. They have, there's not a suspect. There's nothing. They have nothing except a TV show. That's not the goal. When you investigate a case is to get a TV show like fucking 10 years later, 15 years later, the goal is to solve the crime. Well, I think they wrote a book.

Starting point is 01:02:18 Yeah, they wrote a book and they got a TV show. They got a real great career. Solve the fucking crime and they can't do it. And you have these poor parents that are now sick of these detectives. They're like, because they're like, hey, I got a lead, you know, and that voice, one of them is being banged up for sexual assault or whatever. I don't know, but the oxygen network, I think parted ways with these three goons. They said, get out of here. Tell it walking. Because the detectives are from New York. They're like, I'm a New York detective. I'm a New York detective. I'm going to figure it out. I'm going to figure it out. I don't know anything. I don't know anything about how your son died, but I'm here to bother you and to get on TV.

Starting point is 01:03:00 Have you heard of television? We're going to be on TV together. You had a horrible tragedy. I have no career. Those two things are beautiful. You look at the camera and cry, and I'm going to present myself as a guy helping you. What all I'm doing is wasting everybody's time. They went on like Dr. Phil. It's just, it's just not right to do, right? No. It's not right to do. It'll be like if I kept showing up to like, like someone, if I was looking up like missing kids and I kept showing up to their parents' houses and telling them that I had an idea of how it happened. And I'm like, I got a podcast. We're going to figure it out. If I kept showing up, do you have any leads?

Starting point is 01:03:54 They go, no, but I think something shady happened. They go, yeah, we'll figure it out. Let me get my goon squad. Can you get the first episode up where these fucking idiots are eating bacon, egg, and cheeses? Remember they're eating in a diner. It's the first episode. It's like greasy spoon. Yeah, they're eating some greasy spoon diner. It's a real fucking food network special. See if they have them up here. These parents are crying. So then they bring in the Hollywood medium who's not the long island medium. He's the gay Hollywood medium. And then he like talks to one of the parents like it's so heinous what they are doing to these parents. I don't think it's this clip. Let me see. Maybe it's this one.

Starting point is 01:04:38 No, it's the first one. It's like the first thing in the series. You're like sitting there and they're eating like sausage. And you're like, hey, fucking the smiley face killer. And I'm all for believing these people end up in the river in a very suspect way. And I'm not, all the things we figured out on this show and not figured out, but you know that we just know in general Epstein and Johnny gosh and all that stuff. I'm not dismissing the idea that these kids are meeting their end, you know, in a way where you do have, but this is the beginning. By the way, can you imagine if your son died in a river, your son is dead, not someone like me or my parents want that, but like a young hot college guy with a thick cock

Starting point is 01:05:32 that you see even as his parent, you don't want to fuck him, but you're like, look at that cock, you know. And, and imagine your child has been murdered. He's dead. These three sausage and pepper heroes show up to your house and they're, they tell you there's a TV show about it and now you're going to crack the case wide open. So you've got your dead child, your life is ruined, justice is in the hands of these fucking meatballs. This is scene one in the TV show. I would throw them in the river. You know, the food's gotta be good. That's right. It's a real greasy spoon. It's a big winner. They're talking about food. Yeah, for you, sir. Okay. Thank you.

Starting point is 01:06:20 Oh, we have here's a new case to go. My son is dead. My beautiful boy is dead. Why are you showing eggs? Christ. And otherwise we wouldn't be here. I wouldn't even address you guys out. I have prepared some stuff for you guys to do this ready for it. My name is Lee Gilbertson. I'm a professor. I teach criminal justice. I love puzzles. He's a good guy. Problems to solve. He had a hat on a desert storm hat, but he was mentally unwell. What do you want me to say? He's a sweet guy. He's a very sweet man. He's listening to this sweet guy. Thank you. No, we love you, Lee. He sent me a whole email.

Starting point is 01:07:15 He wants me to talk to his girlfriend. I can't be involved. I mean, can you imagine? It's like, I mean, if there are people throwing people in the river, by the way, they are going to keep doing it. I'll tell you this. If the smiley face killer is real, they are fine. And they are, I mean, not even a small hiccup in anything they're doing, because the brain trust assembled to fight them is amazing. But mostly it's the injustice that these families are experiencing really pisses me off. By you guys. What do you think? Do you think that he's one of ours, Dakota? I'm Mike Donovan. I'm a retired NYPD detective. When Kevin asked me to come on board with the

Starting point is 01:07:59 smiley face killer's investigation, I knew it was my wife's. Only because law enforcement never investigated these cases. Let me go exploit the grief for some families on oxygen network. Well, I like the fact that it's possible that homicide has not looked at this case. I'm Anthony Duarte, a retired detective from the Bronx. I'm devoting my retirement to working on the smiley face cases. These kids are not just falling in rivers and drowning. I believe there's a lot more sinister activity going on. All right, let's get out of this. But, but Christ almighty. Like, even Jeffrey Epstein got arrested.

Starting point is 01:08:46 Timdillacomedy.com. I mean, it's that's really all that needs to be said. Fucking Epstein got arrested. You can arrest one of these fucking people throwing someone in a river. I think some of these are legitimate instances of bad stuff happening. Some of them are. They're all mixing them all together. It's a big mishmash and he got a bunch of people that want to get on TV. Not good. Timdillacomedy.com for all live dates. Spokane, Seattle, Portland, Indianapolis, Morgantown, Pittsburgh, Washington, New York, Atlantic City, Rochester, Iowa City, Madison, Wisconsin, Louisville, Kentucky, Los Angeles, California. Are you guys going to come to that LA on the 26th at the Wiltern? We should make them pay a scalper fee, which no one pays

Starting point is 01:09:30 scalper fees. Bakersfield, California. That'll be fun, huh? San Diego. Can you buy the tickets in Bakersfield? Please don't make me go there with San Diego, Reading, Atlanta, Atlanta, St. Louis, Sacramento, San Fran, Garden City, Idaho, Toronto, Ontario, Ontario, Toronto. It's a 3,000 seat theater. We're selling it well. It's New Year's Eve. It's going to be fucking crazy. It's going to be crazy. So we're really excited about this tour. It's going to be fun. I'm doing an hour material that I'm probably going to tape sometime in January and we'll see if we could put it out somewhere. But it's a lot of fun. Timdillacomedy.com for tickets. Tim J. Dillon, D-I-L-L-O-N on Instagram and Twitter. If you want to follow us there at Ben Avery is good

Starting point is 01:10:22 on Twitter and Instagram. We have a new studio. I mean, what is the progress? Why don't you answer the people that are fucking sick of this shit? We're in this goddamn TikTok studio with these fucking 15 year olds come in here and they're like, every other podcast records out here is people being like, yeah, like the other night, bro. It's like, where is the smiley face killer? I'm going to call them. I'll pay for your flight. So we're sitting here in this studio. We're unfortunately back to step one after a month of progress. Yeah. Step one. Which is finding another realtor. That's right. Yeah. We're not even at finding a studio. We're finding a... Cause I got all plans. I got a whole thing I want built. We got a whole nice thing here.

Starting point is 01:11:10 I know, I know. If you and your wife would spend less time fucking around in Texas and more time getting it done, what are the ads? Where are the ads? You ready to go to ads? Okay, let's go to ads. No, let's not do the ads. I don't know. What do you want to do? You want to eat?

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