The Tim Dillon Show - 284 - Prozac Play-Doh

Episode Date: January 18, 2022

New studio reveal! This week Tim discusses the LAPD chasing Pokemon, one Australian who actually wants to work, Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot shutting down a Lamborghini dealership, the new Hype House show on Netflix, and the cheerleader who won't be returning to season 2 of Cheer. Thanks to the main man Tony Pizza https://www.instagram.com/tonylovespizza21/ and also Isaac Heckert https://www.instagram.com/isaacheckert/ for all the help on the new studio. Give them a follow! Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🩳 UNDERWEAR: Order with PROMO CODE Tim ▶▶ https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ 🔒 VPN: Get three months free ▶▶ https://www.expressvpn.com/timdillon 🔵 BLUE CHEW : Use promo TD ▶▶ https://bluechew.com/ 👨‍🦱 HAIR LOSS: ▶▶ https://www.keeps.com/TimDillon 📦 SHIPPING: Enter code TIMDILLON ▶▶ https://www.shipstation.com/ 🎧 HEADPHONES: For 15% off! ▶▶ https://www.buyraycon.com/tim 🚬 QUIT SMOKING: Use code TIM: ▶▶ https://lucy.co 💆THERAPY ▶▶ https://www.betterhelp.com/TIMD 📦 BOX OF AWESOME ▶▶ http://boxofawesome.com use code TIMDILLON at checkout for 20% off HELLO FRESH ▶▶ Go to https://www.hellofresh.com/timdillon12 for 12 free meals including free shipping! BIRD DOGS! ▶▶ https://www.birddogs.com/ use code TIMDILLON DOORDASH ▶▶ Download the Doordash app and enter code TIMDILLON to get 25% off. MINT MOBILE ▶▶ https://mintmobile.com/timdillon Get your new wireless bill for 15 bucks a month! VERSUS GAME ▶▶ https://apps.apple.com/us/app/versusgame/id1536931360 Get five dollars toward your first bet use code TIM! SIMPLI SAFE ▶▶ https://simplisafe.com/timdillon to save 20% MUD\WTR ▶▶ https://mudwtr.com/tim use code TIM for $5 off DRAFTKINGS ▶▶Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code TIMDILLON ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬   𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃: 📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ 🐦 Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon 🌍 Tim Dillon Live Dates!: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows 📹 Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC161r7ShBvMxfyzCtiSMRbg Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds   ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬   ▶▶ Ed McMahon [e-mail] https://www.instagram.com/benaveryisgood/ https://twitter.com/benaveryisgood   ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ #TheTimDillonShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show live from Dubai our new home our new set We're very excited to be broadcast in building a comedy scene in the United Arab Emirates This is our new studio. It's here and we are here queering the space of podcasting Every day and it's suicidal to be a podcaster now because it is the golden age of TV I don't know if you've seen that article. There are 599 scripted shows more than at any point In our nation's history. There are 599

Scripted shows. It's on drudge It is the golden age of TV. There are more streaming services more shows that no one watches It's crazy for us Scripted series volume hits all-time high in 2021 The annual estimate of shows from FX jumps 13% after a one-year dip in 2020, but the shows are back TV is back. No one knows what that means No one knows how to watch any of these shows, but there are a lot of

Television shows like bull. Have you seen bull? Look up bull Bull it's a drama bull Why is bull being cancelled in May 2020 bull was renewed for fifth season with the further announcement in October 2020 that the season would be trimmed to 16 episodes. Well, that's not enough bull What is bull about? Dr. Jason bull is the charming and cocky founder of a successful trial consulting firm trial

Analysis Corporation where he and his team of experts employ psychology human intuition and high-tech data to understand jurors lawyers witnesses and defendants and construct effective narratives to help their clients win bull's team includes his brother-in-law Benny Neuro linguistics expert Marissa former detective Danny hacker cable and chunk Who helps perfect clients appearances for trial? Bull is inspired by the early career of dr. Phil McGraw who also serves as an executive producer Bull is the story of dr. Phil 113 episodes 113 episodes of

Dr. Phil's origin story, so thank you for spending time with us here instead of bull We're here in Los Angeles, California where people are being murdered in furniture stores This is a tragic situation a young woman was at her job at a furniture store and ended up getting stabbed to death and This is insane. They're asking for help LAPD is asking for help solving furniture store employee killing on LeBraya in Hancock Park is like a nice area of LA. This is a high-end furniture store This is the problem with a lot of what's going on right now The supply chain is wreaking havoc and if you tell somebody they're gonna get a sectional in six months and they don't have it

They're getting emotional and they're going in and they're taking it out on the store employees And this is not right and this is a tragic situation The state is descending into hell Very quickly and there's nothing funny about this The suspect attacked a victim with a knife and fled the scene through the back door The suspect was seen on security video Casually walking down the back alley of the business He's described as a black male a known age tall thin wearing a dark hoodie sunglasses a white N95 mask responsible

Dark skinny jeans dark shoes carrying a dark backpack Well based on evidence discovered by detectives the suspect is believed to be homeless now this is weird because I I'm under the impression that all people without homes are inherently good That's the impression that I've been under is that all people that are living in a tent or don't have a house or Are spending most of their time out on the street are good people. It's odd that one of them Stabbed a woman to death in a furniture store, but apparently

Not all of these homeless people are thrilled with being homeless. It's not all fun and games You know Echo Park, which is a part of Los Angeles. They had this like homeless encampment there and it was this, you know, fantasy of You know this utopian fantasy where liberal white women would go and deliver avocados to a lot of these people some of them hopelessly addicted to fentanyl and Every now and then there'd be a knife fighter and overdose, but People really love the community and it was sad when the community was destroyed But what we have to start realizing is that a lot of these homeless people sadly

Seem to be unwell. They don't seem to be doing great and Having them walk around the city with knives is probably not good. Is that okay to say? Is that all right to say or am I gonna piss someone off? Is someone mad at that is the stabbing good or bad is The homeless guy stabbing the woman in the furniture store a net positive or a net negative I think it might be bad and that makes me an alarmist boomer psychopath Obsessed with the crime statistics Just because I think someone might

Should have the right to work at a furniture store and you know these people they're hearing shit all day from people like me They're walking away as a fucking couch and they're screaming and yelling and I'm not even saying these furniture store people should be treated exceptionally well Truly, I mean we're all fucking spending a lot of money and none of us are getting our shit So we're angry, but you should stop short of stabbing them, right? I mean you shouldn't do that. You shouldn't separate them from their consciousness But again, we've got a real problem In in the city of Los Angeles and and people that pointed out

Are themselves targeted for being Alarmists and crazy, but you know RIP to this young woman. This is a fucking tragedy. I completely understand You know now and so that then we have the LAPD to go well, what is the LAPD doing well the LAPD God help us This is a quote from the LAPD to Los Angeles cops fired for ignoring robbery to chase a Snorlax in Pokemon go which is rare the Snorlax is the big fat Pokemon and it's rare and So this is what happened LA Police Department officers Lewis Lozano and Eric Mitchell were fired For ignoring a robbery in progress because they were too busy chasing a Snorlax

They appealed their termination and Corp were denied the official court opinion document is really something else for example This is what it says for Approximately the next 20 minutes the digital in-car video system in the squad car Captured petitioners discussing Pokemon as they drove to different locations where the virtual creatures apparently appeared on their mobile phone So this is who we're hiring on the police force This is also part of the problem the police are playing Pokemon go a game that hasn't been hot for three years Okay, wait till they discovered augmented reality like the new shit coming down the pike I mean, can you imagine where these wait till they find out about twitch? I

Mean nothing will get done So on their way to the Snorlax location Because Snorlax if you haven't played Pokemon go these are creatures they're Pokemon and you got to catch them all Not criminals, but the Pokemon got to catch them all Sadly Snorlax wasn't in that furniture store where that woman was getting beheaded so officer Mitchell alerted officer Lozano that a Togetic TOGETIC just popped up note. I don't know what that means Noting that it was on Crenshaw just south of 50th after Mitchell apparently caught the Snorlax

exclaiming got him Petitioners again, not the criminal the Snorlax Petitioners agreed to go get the whatever that is and drove off but when their car stopped again the The camera recorded Mitchell saying don't run away. Don't run away while Lozano described how he quote buried it and ultra bald The I don't know what that word. It's a Pokemon the TOGETIC Okay, TOGETIC is a Pokemon so he buried it in ultra bald the TOGETIC before announcing got him Mitchell advised

He was quote still trying to catch it adding holy crap man. This thing is fighting the crap out of me. Oh God Eventually Mitchell exclaimed holy crap finally apparently in reference to capturing the TOGETIC he remarked The guys are going to be so jealous the guys meaning the other cops are doing this as well The guys they're not ashamed of this activity. They're not ashamed of this behavior. This is clout for them They're gonna go back to the squad and tell everybody that they caught a Snorlax This is the LAPD the Los Angeles Police Department Petitioners then agreed to return to the 7-eleven

Where Sergeant Gomez later met them to end their watch on the way Mitchell remarked I got you a new Pokemon today, dude So this is what the LAPD has been doing They have been out trying to catch Pokemon go while the city burns This is proof This is not probably a unique situation Many of them are bragging to the other ones look at the Pokemon I just got while people are getting stabbed to death on the showroom of a furniture store This is a problem. This is a who are we hiring to be police?

By the way, what is the psychological examination required to be a police officer apparently not much Really, it's it's pretty sickening to hear this Petitioners also denied playing Pokemon go while on duty. They claim they were monitoring Monitoring a quote Pokemon tracker application on their phone, but not playing the game So again, they are monitoring the Pokemon tracker While on duty as police As for catching Pokemon officer Lozano insisted this referred to quote capturing an image of the Pokemon on the tracking application

To share with friends while officer Mitchell said in his statements about fighting the to a genetic refer to quote relaying that information To the groups on my app adding that in order to take the picture occasionally the creature will fight Lozano said they were not engaged in a game rather. It was quote a social media event. Well, that's a problem, too And it was a game we know they're just trying to cover their ass Mitchell said he did not consider the application a game because it was quote not advertised as a game petitioners admittedly leave imagine this Imagine all the cops that have been let go over the last few years for shooting innocent people Overreacting police brutality

corruption things like that Imagine these two idiots somehow getting fired for catching a Pokemon Petitioners admitting are they admitted leaving their footbeat area in search of Snorlax But they insisted they did so both as part of an extra patrol and to chase the mythical creature So they said this was kind of a kill two birds with one stone Operation we did a little extra patrol and then it just so happened that we were trying to catch the Snorlax Imagine going home and telling your wife why you got why you got popped at work while you got thrown out

It was because you were trying to catch a Snorlax Now look at Snorlax the bees a big guy, so this is the Togetic that's of toga P Yeah, that's the Togetic is rare, but Snorlax take a look at Snorlax. He's a big powerful Pokemon and I don't need any comments here like oh your Snorlax. We don't need that in the YouTube We don't need that. That's not productive, but that's Snorlax I there's a bit my friend is a big Snorlax pillow, which kind of cool. It's like a chair But he's also mentally ill, but he has a Snorlax chair in his home, and he's an adult Logan pole. I think they just beat him on three and a half million dollars of fake Pokemon cars. Really? Yeah, I

Watch Gary V on the full sen podcast very interesting about NFTs We're having dinner with Gary, which will be Exciting and I'm excited about that and we'll either he's either gonna poison us Or we're gonna leave there with a new business that we've started with him. We don't know but I was watching that full sen podcast about NFTs and about, you know, the possibilities of what NFTs will be in the future and it was a Was an interesting thing in our friend John Shahidi's begin to those NFTs begin to collecting things and I think Gary was pretty honest He said, you know, 98% of projects in the NFT world are going to zero meaning they'll be worth nothing

But then there's 2% of projects. It'll be worth something and then the technology behind this all web 3 Will somehow be inevitable Web 2 does feel like it's at the end, right? Go on Facebook and and see it web to web 2 is your family on Facebook sharing photos and opinions About their life and ideas and that does feel like we've had just quite about enough of web 2 It makes more sense to trade apes back and forth and to listen to your uncle sound off on The state of the affairs So web 2 is on its way out and in comes web 3 you can now own things digitally

You may be able to own an NFT of something and if we did an NFT line We'd want to give people more shit than just an image We'd want to give them maybe an exclusive podcaster tickets to a show, you know, it's all about the community This is what I hear and it's all about the community. That's why are you laughing? That's what it is It's about the community. It's the community about building a community. We don't have families anymore So you got to build a commute. There's no nights at Columbus. Nobody can nobody goes bowling There was a great book called bowling alone. So we have to build a community around apes the photos of apes Because that's how communities are built in the digital space. I have a gutter cat look up gutter cat

This is a community. I have a gutter cat and you have a gutter cat. We should be friends It's the creation of Communities so there's a gutter. I kind of want a gutter cat 12,000 of them. They said these are cool They're a little cheaper than the apes which are now trading in the three or four hundred thousand Dollar range At least these communities are not based solely on hate, which is the political communities, right? I mean, it's better than that the hype beasts are are better than January 6th, right? if the people at January 6th instead of running into the

Capitol building and taking selfies in the gayest and dumbest revolution ever in the history of the world if Instead of doing that. They just went to a place and showed each other their gutter cats That would be better. That would be an improvement It would be an improvement if a bunch of those people if Antifa instead of burning down buildings met somewhere and showed each other their shoes That would be better So maybe this is how we have to create communities because the way we're creating them right now isn't good We're venerating genocidal ideologies that have long been discredited and we're going out into the streets to raise hell

All to no effect. We're not causing any positive change Nobody's lives are actually better than they were two years ago. The government Is completely unaffected by most of this they just kind of egg it on they're not threatened by any of it They're egging it on they kind of like it. They kind of like people being scared and divided So none of this is a revolution in the sense that the government is changing any of their operating principles So it seems to be just a way for a lot of people to blow off steam Well, if you're going to blow off steam and end up in jail for 10 years federal prison, why don't you just get a fucking ape? Go get a gutter cat

go get a lazy lion And just show people that you own the thing that they own I own this you own that I was criticized for the community of tesla owners Which you're a part of because many of them are insane And many of their identity has become SpaceX and Elon musk you own a fucking car But it doesn't matter because now they're in a community and they have little meetup groups where these psychopaths Go and they rate the different electronic charging stations and what's better and well that one usually has a line and well I want what restaurants have electronic charging. I want to charge my tesla while I eat and they have all these fucking horrible

strange weird things that they discuss because their life Uh Centers around the fucking car they drive. So if we're going to do that we're going to build these communities digital communities Then maybe we should just build them around pictures of animals. What's wrong with that? I don't see anything inherently wrong with that Perhaps it's a scam, but it's certainly no worse than any other scam that's been out there I'm excited for this dinner. I want to come out of it. I want to be an nft

trillionaire If it gives people more freedom i'm in That's why I look at crypto people go where do you still where do you stand on it? Are you making fun of it or do you like it? Hey? I'm here's where I am with it if it increases people's freedom And it allows people creators Consumers to do more shit and they don't have to rely on legacy institutions that are rotting and crumbling and have all been

you know Perverted by all kinds of different financial incentives and Ideologies if you can detach and get away from all that and support the people that you like And creators and artists and people can issue these nfts as a way to build their own Um, you know brand and build their own career outside of a hopelessly corrupt system then good If it's just a pump and dump scheme well then good too if people pump and dump at the right time But if you're looking at it long term you go I hope just like patreon just like any of these things that have allowed people to have careers outside of the myth

The reason that we're hated by the way And rogan's taking a lot of heat now because apparently he said a few things about this vaccine. Have you heard any of that? I haven't Apparently he's weighed in on this this vaccine controversy. I have not heard anything about it, but uh He uh is getting a lot of flak and he's taken some positions that people don't like but the bigger Reason that they hate him and a lot of them don't like me And they hate people that are making a living on the internet whether it's podcasting or doing whatever Is because most of the people in hollywood live in fear Everyone in this town whether they have a hundred million dollars or no money

They live in fear They live in fear of losing their job. They live in fear of becoming irrelevant They live in fear of not being able to satiate the bloodthirsty mob on twitter That's why a lot of comedians we know spend most of their time apologizing for past indiscretions They deliver pound of flesh to the mob pound of flesh to the mob the mob choose it up Pat nozz will does a guest spot on dave chappelle's show people go you Transfabric month and he's got a right to soliloquy. He's got to write the beginning of a novel I never will I must continue to educate myself on them

I hold forth these truths to be self-evident And they live in fear and they live in fear because their money gets turned on and off like a faucet They turn the money on they turn the money on and when they turn the money on things are good Things are good. There's big houses and those felis with swimming pools. There's red carpets. There's people that care There's uh profiles in the new york times. What makes you tech? How did you get so funny? Did you always know you're a funny? How does that work? Like you're like so creative. I wish I was you What is your cum taste like does it taste as creative as you and they write all these articles about you when you're great You're the first woman to ever do anything. How does that fail?

How does it fail to be the first woman to ever walk the earth? And all of these articles get written and people get really excited They get really excited and they and you know, you go into the coffee shop and people go Oh, it's it's excited the barista gets excited. You walk in they go Oh, yeah, I didn't want to see anything, but I know who you are and you know, I just say And you get excited and you start fucking people that are way out of your league people That are much more attractive than you want to have sex with you because you're famous And and that's the elixir. That's the drug the fame and the fact that you matter and you matter largely because

An industry of people decided you should matter They had a meeting and decided in a room that what you say should matter Well over the last few years the ability of them to do that has waned They can't do that as much and a lot of those people that were famous and rich They were coasting and they were told exactly what to say and how to say it And they didn't say anything it would ruffle feathers and they stayed in the line of this just kind of you know, mainstream liberal like, you know Afterschool special kind of hallmark movie feel good shit And then retired to their mansions to do blow and have fun

Now what's happening is you have all these new people on the internet whose views and ideas are much more in line with the american public Number one, we have views and ideas, right? We have thoughts and those thoughts are actually More mainstream than a lot of these hollywood actors and comedians that don't think at all and have made a career not really thinking Um about anything in a way that could upset or hurt their career So when they go and do podcasts, they don't really do well because they're Scripted and it's odd and stilted and they get on there and they basically Try to just they they're not authentic and people can smell it and feeling oh, this isn't really working

um And and and and hollywood right now and academia. They've kind of been captured. They've been captured By kind of radicals right people that hold views that are vastly different from the majority of the american people and when you When most people in hollywood don't really have these views they just want to be rich But then there are a few people that have these views and want these views telegraphed in every piece of art So if you want to be in any of these things you have to either hold these views or quietly abstain from ever challenging them

But that doesn't work online right it doesn't really work because people want authenticity They want you to be real and say the shit that you feel and think Which is what your rogan does is what I do is what people do and you take heed for it And you take flak But it works and we make money and we sell tickets and the people that are part of that old system That are kind of dying are angry about they're not thrilled with that This has never been a business where people really Enjoy each other's success. That's not really what it is. I mean, you know watch the award show somebody

People really just want each other to fail. There's not enough seats at the table So these people are angry and they're mad and then they're trying to grab the attention of tech and going shut them down Shut it off. Shut this off. Ow Shut it off. We want them to watch things that we make Now we need them to know that we are the only option for entertainment So that's why I read a million tweets today that there are sub tweets, you know, they're always going at me You know in rap, they would be like it's subliminals. They call me all these names. I didn't get in a comedy to be rush limba You know, never mind the positions. I advocate are vastly different from from most mainstream conservatives

I don't like people getting stabbed at the furniture store. I do think that's wrong. That's now made me right wing I I don't I don't realize where left wing became pro-stabbing at the furniture store But this is this is what you see happening, but they don't care about facts or Reality, they just care that I have money and viewers and they don't And that's really what it comes down to with rogan rogan as the platform You know, so all these doctors sign this letter to Spotify like the misinformation is it's wrong And what rogan's doing is having conversations with people that have a different view of how covid should be treated Many of them are advocating early treatment instead of vaccines. Now, you can have that debate

You can have that conversation. You shouldn't shut it down You you don't have to be an anti-vax lunatic to entertain a reasonable conversation the vast majority I think of people that watch and enjoy rogan are probably vaccinated. I'm vaccinated a lot of people Are vaccinated but also at the third booster when everyone's sick It's it's also reasonable to have a conversation about are these things working as well as you wanted them to work um But so so this is why you have the problems that you have And they will continue they'll continue until someone wins

Could be the internet it could be I don't know who's gonna win I'm you know, I've hedged my bets, you know, I don't know what's gonna happen um But that's why people are angry they're angry because if they're forced To compete in our world where they themselves have to have thoughts opinions and ideas and make them funny and be authentic Which is something they've never done and don't know how to do Their creations they don't exist. They're a character. They've been playing for a very long time Well, then they're going to fail miserably so they need to be in a world where they're protected and insulated from that

You don't know what any of these people and I I don't want to know what actors think either I just want to have this stop attacking us I don't want to know what people I don't I don't want to know what timothy shallow may thinks about trade Let them do whatever they're going to do entertain us. That's fine. But the anger Seems to be sort of one way. I don't care that I'm not on bull But every comic and all of these people can't stand that there's now options out there People don't have to listen to them people don't have to buy a ticket to see them It doesn't matter how many puff pieces they run

On them at the times or wherever People have options and that's what they hate I want to apologize to australian because I know I said that you all were Criminals and lazy and that's largely true But a 10 year old girl already owns two companies and could retire at 15 as a multimillionaire and she's australian Right. So I was wrong. She's the creator of pixie's fidgets a toy company Originally bankrolled by the late jeffrey eppstein pixie's fidgets

pixie's fidgets made over 140 000 in the first month according to news.com.au pixie's fidgets Despite being still in elementary school. No Australian girls on her way to retiring a multimillionaire tenual pixie curtis set up a toy company That's already making huge profits with the help of her mother roxy. Jacinto pixie found it. So here's what happened This girl didn't really do it, right? Her family did it and they said we need to put a 10 year old as the phase of this company Isn't that what happened? It seems that way. I bet uh this girl and i'm sure she's a lovely woman But I don't believe she built this multimillion-dollar business herself

right, I mean, this is probably her parents and um They probably said, you know, what's a really great story What's a great narrative is our australian daughter. Who how old is she? She's 15 now, but she started it when she was 10 right? She didn't so 15 She's already a drunk And she's already a drunk and she's racist and she's screaming about aboriginals and land We know what her deal is. So now she's already probably drinking and she's like, oh, I'm fucking warm. Why are you buying it?

It's hard to do the australian Access law is law. Maybe it's not this It's hard because when I start doing access like I'm not australian Every now and then it just starts going into like I I didn't go did this and then I How are you doing like it goes somewhere else? I just can't stay with one because I'm so cultured I go around the world, but uh Yeah, pixie. Uh, we're supposed to believe that this 10 year old started a company. None of this is true, right? What is this attack scam? What is this? She didn't start anything at 10

What are we talking about? Our family joke is I'll be working till I'm 100 and pixie will have retired at 15. I certainly know who's smarter That's what the mother said, but that's not true How does she start a company at 10? I call I call the bullshit Pixie story has gained a large following on social media. I'm asking more than 100,000 followers on instagram Despite her success. Her mother doesn't want pixie to feel that she has to work for the company. What? Isn't it her company?

Isn't it pixie's company? Or are you lying? I've said it for day one the moment pixie doesn't want to be front-facing or involved with pixie's picks and pixie's bows Then we will reassess But for now she's happy learning so much the minute she just wants to sit in the backyard drinking will let her do that What is pixie's picks? I'm trying to figure out Oh, it's It's what are they?

They they just sell toys So how does this work they buy the toys from china Or something and then sell them they probably have chinese Chinese factories make them and then send them to them. Yeah, and then because it was started by a 10-year-old girl Uh people go oh good It's fun Pixie's fidgets

I bet like 10-year-olds are also making this Oh, so it's stress balls for children. It's stress balls for children some of it For can you go on can you go on the? The heart bumpy stress ball. What a dystopian nightmarish toy It's stress balls for kids Children Who are stressed out Instead of trying to figure out a way to make them unstressed

We're giving them balls to squeeze when they're terrified That's what pixie's fidgets is Is that does that what it mean like pixie fidgets? I think to keep your mind Yes, you can just fidget because you're Your your your head is filled with existential dread From from the moment you wake up to the moment you collapse in your bed in a cold sweat So what you can do is fidget all day with these toys. Yeah, there's the section for poppets So like you can have a pencil case and you can just hit the hit the pops

So this whole entire line of toys is being marketed to uh children with emotional problems Is that fair to say it's fat brain toys simple dimple. What is that? What is a fat brain toy? These are for babies to chew on Oh, these are for babies that can't control themselves But that's what pixie's fidgets is it's for children that have emotional issues And they need to squeeze things i'm not against this but it is just a sign of the times That a lot of the toys being marketed to children now are Some form of like prozac play-doh

Or whatever that they need to play with like it's not just a toy It's a way to relieve the all the stress you have at nine Interesting pixie's fidgets We're we're we're doubling down on the mental illness here Yeah, we're doubling it. We're not trying to get rid of any of it We're we're actually going the other way going how much more of it can we get? And can we market? Because as soon as a capitalist machine gets into place, baby

Everybody will be mentally ill if you don't have a mental illness. You're uh, you'll be a nazi soon Having a clear head will mean you're a fascist You better get a mental and I see in comedy all these white guys get up to like man. I'm just Exotic depression bipolar tripod just fucked up because and some of them are unquestionably But some of them aren't like these guys you go. I'm bisexual. It's like you're not you're not Somebody such a ticket college once when you were drunk. You're not you have a fucking girlfriend Stop trying to save your career by saying you're bisexual You should have to have say you just have to upload videos of you fucking dudes

I'm getting fucked by dudes If you're claiming to be bisexual to get to get a spot on one of these shows So so I mean god bless pixie and her fidgets This is for like Greta Thunberg When she gets stressed out about the ozone layer she can sit around and squeeze the stress ball and pop the pencil case This is for her This is for Greta That's nice

Days after one million dollars smash and grab the great lori lightfoot walked out of a meeting with quote Idiot luxury cardular and then a city inspector showed up with a ticket book. You followed this more than me We love lori lightfoot. We support her a batman villain a dick tracy villain One of the greatest mayors of one of our greatest cities chicago Um with the murder rate. I believe is like uh half It's like one out of every two people just get shot The murder rate is literally half. It's a pie chart where half of it is uh dead bodies What is going on with lori? Uh, so this guy joe perillo at gold coast exotic motor showroom. Uh, he got a

One million dollars in luxury watches stolen from him on december 11th He's a well-known car dealer in town. He went on the local national tv news programs demanding that the city and county take immediate steps to curb crime lori was not pleased with this now. How did he get the watches stolen? People just broke in it's one of those things They broke it away the car dealership And what what is he got? He's got a million dollars where the watch is in the car dealership. I think some of the showrooms have like exotic Interesting. Okay. Yeah, you got to sell the lifestyle So perillo got lightfoot's attention days after the smash and grab lightfoot walked into perillo's showroom

Where roles warris lamborghini and bentley models are on display. She wasn't there to buy Instead she met with perillo and according to two sources familiar with the conversation It did not go well one said that the famously abrasive mare got into a fight and walked out. I love her I'll vote for her. I'll give it voter fraud to vote for her I may buy a house in chicago to vote for her A day or two after lightfoot walked out perillo's dealership received another visitor from the city An inspector from the department of business affairs at consumer protection. She brought her ticket book What's great about chicago is it's hopelessly corrupt and in a way that doesn't even try to disguise that

Lightfoot spokesperson said the inspector was following up on an anonymous complain. Who made that? That the city received on december 15th about a public health violation at the dealership It was unrelated to the mayor's meeting with mr. Perilla Man to be a fly on the wall You know cuz lori lightfoot walked in there and you know, she's got that raspy voice She was like listen. You got a couple of fucking watch stones shut your mouth Shut your fucking mouth. You got beautiful cars outside. You got bentley's you got lamborghini's You got all this shit and you got a couple fucking watches. Aren't you insured? You don't have insurance for that

What the fuck are you doing? You some kind of rat You're blaming this on the city. We got all these fucking problems. We got covet. You know, she went at them She went at them hard And then she called up one of her goons And had the goon go in there with a ticket book and cite this guy four tickets for six violations during her visit shortly after 2 p.m Yeah, only one ticket and two of the alleged violations are health related, which means the whole thing's fake And lori was just like how this is so now he's going hard at lori

Is there a poll with an approval rating for lori lightfoot? Let's see here I mean When was this so this was june 48 in june 48 percent of chicago voters approved, but that's all fake too Who knows who they're asking? Oh, here we go. Here's july Because she kind of went down really quick. She went down quickly, which is sad Cp, uh, what is it saying? Cps police department dragged down lightfoot's approval as pritzker remains popular in chicago Yeah, I mean, I think eventually people get sick of it Again, it entertains me, but i'm nowhere near it

See gavin nuesome's fucking everything up too, but he's just not as fun He's just some good-looking douchebag who's indifferent to uh suffering and death But lightfoot is fun So that's why I kind of get it I get you know why people are fun. I like what she does goes down there gives the the guy the car dealership the what for And then has him ticketed massive california Train look looting prompts intense criticism of democrats gavin nuesome's

So what's happening with these trains in california is people are looting them and trying to grab stuff from amazon, right? They're trying to grab a nintendo switch, which ray kump got for me for christmas, which is very nice and um Thieves in la are looting freight trains like this is what you're when you have fat friends They just give you things to keep you fat. He's like here's a nintendo switch never move Now you don't have to leave the chair Is the remote too too stressful

Thieves in la are looting freight trains filled with packages from ups fedex and amazon and look at this I mean you see the picture You can you can play that it's really crazy But there's no real uh, is there any like is there any plan to get this state back in uh, shape here? Doesn't seem like it photos and videos showing piles of empty Boxes littered alongside rail tracks in la county have gone viral A shipping company say they've seen a dramatic spike in railroad theft old school theft People are gonna start stealing horses next

Union pacific one of the largest railroad companies said it may avoid operating in la county following the spike in thefts Which it blames on tax prosecution on lax Prosecution of crimes the containers and trains are locked but can be broken into yeah Well, they have the bail reform now and they're not even letting sir hand sir hand out This is why I have a problem if you're gonna let everybody out Let sir hand sir hand out so that he can tell us all about the mk ultra program and he can tell us all about Whether it was sydney godly where I forget it was this, uh, dr Something west rogan talks about it. Uh,

Dr. Jolly west the cia doctor was running all the mk programs. I want sir hand sir hand to tell us Why exactly he shot bobby kennedy because he probably doesn't even fucking know so now gavin newson Did he write it up ahead? Why I will not release sir hand sir hand on parole. Yeah So january 13th gavin newson someone wrote this for gavin newson probably the cia Had emailed it to him and then he emailed it to the la time So this is gavin newson by the way who cannot write and probably barely reads

In 1968 sir hand sir hand assassinated uh robert f kennedy just moments after kennedy won the california presidential primary sir hand Also shot and injured five bystanders decades later. Sir hand refuses to accept responsibility for the crime. He didn't know he was doing it You see his mind was hacked Yet he doesn't accept responsibility. He doesn't know what the fuck happened. He came to standing in the ambassador hotel over a body Can we find out why he was hanging out with jolly west cia doctor? What can we can we get in there? Please But january 6th, yeah, we get it. Okay bad, but can we also get in this? Yeah, of course

He doesn't accept but kennedy's assassination not only changed the course of this nation and robbed the world of a promising young leader It also left his 11 children without a fuck too many children by the way keeping your pants Without a father and his wife without a husband kennedy's family bears his loss every day Millions of americans lost. Do you think any of them are curious? Do you think any of the 11 kids are curious about what happened? I bet they're curious. Let's interview them How about the 11 kids? You don't think they've stumbled upon the internet? You don't think they've uh read a blurb or two that makes them slightly that everyone in their family ends up dead Huh, everyone in our family ends up dead. What a string of luck

So gavin Newsom is denying sir hand sir hand parole And we want to know Yeah, the board decided he was good for parole and then the board goes let him go Let him go Sir hand recorded his plans to kill kennedy writing rfk must die rfk must be killed rf kennedy Must be assassinated again. That's yeah, sure. That can't be doctored. Nobody could wrote that for him Google sir hand sir hand charlie west

Oh go back go back for a minute Go back for me incredibly in the 90s sir hand began dodging responsibility. He claimed he could not remember the crime Hmm stated. He was innocent In 2016 sir hand said he believed he did not kill kennedy based on what he has read blah blah blah blah blah Sir hand portrayed himself as a victim claiming he was in the wrong spot at the wrong time Um, he's 77 years old So he's a threat not the people stabbing the woman in a carpet place He's a threat. He's he's almost 80 and they think he's gonna go out and go on a shooting spree

I'd like to know why he doesn't remember the crime. I'd like I'm a little curious now google sir hand sir hand charlie west I'm I'm wondering about this and I'm I'm unsure and somebody will correct me in the comments or whatever, but This period of history. I'm relatively familiar with I just don't want to say anything where people are like you're wrong about that um But a lot of people believe there was a lot of fuckery in a with with that period of history where you were having like the cia in league with cults giving people acid trying mind control experiments on and were they able To fuck a few of these people in terms of like were they able to program these people to commit certain acts? Why not? Um, so here

So He remained interested the subject of mind control throughout his career as an expert witness He examined a number of high-profile crime cases that were politically motivated or involved cults After examining lee harvey oswald's assassin jack ruby alone in his jail cell West jolly west concluded 1964. He was suffering from a major mental illness Thereby narrowing down ruby's possible motives other people he examined were sir hand sir hand patrice hurst and timothy mcvay Fun

Fun stuff, huh? Very odd when they when they find when aliens sift through Uh the decay of this civilization Uh, and they piece all this together man Or we you know, and here's the thing we'll all be dead and nobody'll really know and maybe even the aliens won't even do it Because it'll all probably be lost But like if you ever got a full accounting of why things happen in this country and how they happen I mean

You think tv shows are good like you think house of cards people like I remember when I Spoke to people who watched house of cards and they were like, yeah, it's a little dramatic, you know It's a little unbelievable. I'm like, no, no, no. Yeah, it's unbelievable in the sense that like it makes things far too positive It seemed how many people did they kill for like you have no idea Um, yeah, it is unbelievable in the sense that like it's actually much worse um This is but we'll never get near any of this right? I mean nobody's ever gonna come out and talk about any of this honestly

And it's very strange. Uh, they're just gonna deny pro this is a state who's letting everybody out They're letting violent criminals out that are young and violent And almost certain to commit crime again Violet crime. This is a 77 year old who They let hinkley out And hinkley was a weird situation too His brother neil the neil bush was scheduled to have dinner with the hinkley family or was having dinner with them

On the night that or the day that John hinkley decided to kill Or attempt to kill president reagan because he was in love with jody foster What Strange That's like me trying to kill gavin newson because i'm in love with melissa ethridge It doesn't make any sense It's odd, but hinkley's out and he's doing music now

But they won't let They won't let serhan serhan out Odd what do you think of the studio? Are you happy? It's a beautiful studio. It's we're in the desert We might do every year a different climate a different terrain maybe next year we do a polar Polar vortex and then the next year maybe we do temperate deciduous Maybe the other maybe then we'll do rainforest. I would like rainforest Uh, you know, we got to keep it interesting and keep it fun That's

That's the thing here. We were some people may be disappointed by the lack of neon sign But when we have guests the neon sign will be right behind the gas steve will do it from uh melk The melk boys A comedy sketch collective moguls They've released the happy dad hard seltzer. They're in the ufc area a space a lot They have a big podcast a full send podcast steve will do it is their breakout star. Who's a fun uh guy

Will be our first official guest on monday or wednesday, but it'll come out next monday He's a big proponent of our podcast a big fan and you know, I'm a little surprised by that Truly in a in a in a good way I'm surprised by that. I'm surprised that he enjoys the show so much because it's it's not a watch Because watches are fun They don't talk and they just glisten and they don't really talk about the news and you can stare at them and touch them But he actually enjoys this show

I don't know how much of it he understands. He may just like the pitch of my voice He may just like the way I look And the way I kind of bop around on this. I don't know what he enjoys about it or not But he seems to really like it. He likes to kashi too. I wonder if they watch together. Maybe I don't know Let's not get greedy But we're excited to have this guy on he's very funny He's a insanely hard working. He's a good person. He's always given a people money and and crypto and venmo and

He is he helps others He sees people on the street and gives him a bitcoin or gives him advice on how to gamble I think that's good and he drinks and smokes and He's a real fun guy So No, I believe the note kids because what they do is if their people are homeless they teach them about a bit crypto gambling

And I think that's smart and and helpful So he's coming in hopefully on wednesday And uh, i'm gonna do ton of mojo's podcast on tuesday ton of mojo is a Influencer who's a fan of mine and we appreciate that Now the reason I like her and I've always liked her is because she was she was born in las vegas

Now, I imagine that people who are born in las vegas Just die immediately But this woman has thrived She's figured out a way to thrive as an influencer and only fans killing it on the only fans um

And she's funny when you listen to her talk. She's kind of funny She did a thing about a stalker that was climbing in her window and trying to kill her and it was fun And I'm going on her show because and I don't do any of the influencer podcast. I mean, they don't ask me um you know but Like that hype house show and I talked a bit a bit about it on the patreon mind numbingly boring It's just dull These kids are there. I mean

I'm sure they're nice people But here's the thing That the real show is fun. Like they're creating this thing that isn't real We want the behind the scenes show us the aterol Show us the drugs Show us the fights with the parents Show us everybody's shit talking to demilios because they've got the real money show us the real shit But they don't do that. It's a very sanitized safe

a brand friendly Netflix event We want I want kids on a On the phone to parents go You're a fucking failure You understand that Fuck you. You know what's happening dad? I'm getting my cock sucked right now by three underage whores Fuck you

What happened? You leave the factory early today. You fucking near do well piece of shit I'll send you 10 grand. Don't ever fucking call me again. Like that's what I want I want people just to be like show us the monsters Like literally the whole show is just like these kids of Lamborghinis and mansions and they're like Sometimes I feel that I'm not as good of friends with everyone as I used to be Who gives a fuck? Kill them

You're in LA Like their house on fire The reason you're not as good as friends with them is because you're breaking through You're gonna be big fuck What kind of shit is this? What do you live in minnesota? You're in LA Take your Bentley and drive it through the fucking house Stop this shit stop talking about how much you love your parents. What the fuck

If we want to watch a show about 17 year old millionaires, I don't want to see how close they are with their goddamn family You're supposed to be a fucking demon from hell I'd like a tremor that crawled through the desert with a a fang-laden mouth just trying to Fucking get brand deals and bleed everybody dry Nobody cares about your fucking anxiety for christ be cool Is it too much to ask stop talking about getting canceled and afraid how scared you are about online mobs Say fuck it. I don't give a shit

You can't cancel this bitch like dude if I was if I was directing that show I'd be like stand in front of that lamborghini and say you can't cancel this bitch And then put a put a middle finger up and say fuck. Yeah I got healthcare But it's boring it's why because it's not real why is hollywood failing it's not real We know it's not real. We know you're not nice You're 17 with a Porsche

You're not nice There's a scene where one kid goes should we take the g-wagon or the rolls you're not nice And if you are nice, what a waste But you're not we get it. We know you're not nice We know you're not thinking of other people's feelings We know that we know that And none of them really of some of them have skills, right?

Like the alex warren kid's funny and he has some skills But like and there was the little honey the one who thinks he's a vampire. I guess he does some music You know, but he's he's a vampire. He's like a vampire or something if he lives in this and by the way He really noticed a real estate in this town is disgusting these houses and more park and Encino He's just disgusting caves where where 70s era sitcom stars. Oh deed and bathtubs. It's really grotesque and What is this it's it's their house, yeah, but that's not their house hold on Is this the new house right here?

This is it. Yeah, that's it. Listen. Is that nice? Is that nice? Now i'm asking Is this nice? Can you get a little huddy's house that thing's terrifying It's a casita. It's like a casita I don't know what the hell it is It's an apple bees. I think they call that huddy's high husy enda, right huddies husy enda show that

Look at that That's a theme restaurant at disney world You would put tables and chairs outside of that and serve fat tourist churros This state is a black hole when it comes to culture. I'm from the hamptons. Fuck off I mean, look at that. It's it's you know, one of the kids in the show goes It's like let's serve for a kid with the he has like his name's jack right. He's like terrifying. So he does this all day. He goes He just smiles like but he's very uncomfortable. You know, some people smiles like very uncomfortable. His smile is very uncomfortable. It's like It's very it's scary

And uh, he he goes like this. He goes, yeah, it's kind of like the cheesecake factory. I love the cheesecake factory I let but my problem is they're all trying to be nice The last thing you want to do when we're watching child millionaires The last thing we want them to do is be nice. Show the real shit. We want to see vicious Attacks we want to see families being destroyed. We want to see Because otherwise it's not worth it. It's not fun. Sorry I'd rather watch light foot I'd rather watch light foot shake down a Lambo dealer in Chicago than watch these fucking kids live in uh, you know

In a big uh, apple bees and they're pretend with a fucking lazy river and fucking dolphin shooting water And then have to go to bed every night going. Oh, yeah, and they're also really sweet But we know they're not we know they're not What netflix probably has on the cutting room floor should be the real show That should be the real show the problem. These kids is there's like 19 handlers around them at all times telling them What they can and cannot say, right? Many of them love trump That's what's great. Many of them are queuing on like we want that We want 17 year old like Addison ray was kind of a big trumper

And because she's from Louisiana and she's got you know, she's she's she's you know This bitch likes a little bit of trump But nobody can be honest because she's such a brand now But we want we want to see Addison ray in a maga hat That's what we want She doesn't support trump. Well, yeah, of course. I mean less now you don't you got money, of course Of course, you're gonna netflix gives you a deal. I don't support them now But you did

But that's the thing most of these kids are like right wing uh fanatics. Why wouldn't they be they've got 12 trillion dollars They were raised on like inspirational quotes and you know, like why wouldn't they be so that's a lot more fun to see You know, like Hillary eats babies, bro She's fucking babies But it's a boring show. I wish everyone the best. I don't think they're gonna get a season two Like that demilia show, I mean it's all boring It's mind-numbingly boring We want chaos carnage and death

And if you can't give us that step aside Like cheer is coming back. Oh one of the people in cheer is a big up pedophile. He's a dark web pedo Now do they address that because that's fun Not that he did it, but the addressing of it They have to right? I mean, I hope they do it should be every episode The thing about cheer is these kids are from uh Some who cares part of texas and they're cheerleaders and they have like they have like Two years and they jump around on a mat and then they go work at sonic

But for those two years, they have really good lives and everybody respects them and all the young girls in texas like I want to be like you You know, and then eventually after the cheering the mess starts, you know, they start You know, their boyfriend starts getting thrown him in the walls and things get real dark real quick, you know, they start doing kill toni but How cheer season two Tackles jerry harris's sexual abuse charges the season fifth episode offers a timeline of the 21-year-old navarro college cheer teams members A legend sexual misconduct with two young teens Uh, eventually leading to his arrest. Now. This is monica. Uh, what's her name?

She's a legend in cheerleading and she's an attractive woman And uh, I I I know like her son I think on instagram and she's an attractive woman and she's a beast of a cheerleading coach like everybody likes her But and it's not her fault but one of her star cheerleaders was like Just laying in it all over In january 2020 nearly two years before harris was accused of child sexual exploitation abuse and the lawsuit

Um, he was prominently centered in the docu series first set of six episodes So he was the one of the main characters. So now how do they handle this? Can we uh, This contains spoilers of season two of cheer um But the season fifth uh and middle episode dedicates itself explicitly to these allegations his arrest and the so we're watching that one Season two of cheer fifth episode we're i'm in His arrest and the eight counts of sex crimes involving minors eight He's pled not guilty

um So what they do is they do a cheer Where they It support Having sex with people your own age So they go like they do the thing on the head they go they go no no they go little little no no head head no no Little little head head no no If you that tall tall then press press tall tall

I hope that's how they do it Aldama recounted how she learned of harris's sexual abuse allegations and the initial federal charge of producing Child pornography during september 2020 harris was federally charged with an additional seven counts in december 2020 I was on stage at dancing with the stars in dress rehearsal for a very first live show The executive producer came up to me and showed me her phone and asked me if I'd seen the headline in the news that day She recalled it was like an out-of-body experience at the time. I felt like I couldn't breathe I did the show and then I went back to my trailer. I didn't even want to look at my phone because I was scared I couldn't do anything about it and I just didn't want to read it

She had it before revealing that the team had a meeting that night about the news which she described as being a tear-filled funeral Towards the end of the episode the navoro cheer coach reveals harris sent her a letter Which she describes as optimistic and features his desire to become a motivational speaker wait, what? Towards the end of the episode hold on Towards the end of the episode the navoro cheer coach reveals that harris sent her a letter Which she describes as optimistic and features his desire to become a motivational speaker So I think that was the end of season one. This was what they're saying. I don't think so

Towards the end of the episode This we're talking about the episode I believe it's Like I think he's Wouldn't be great I used to fuck kids but now

I realized that I had to invest in myself You can do anything you want to do I remember when I was trapped In a prison of negativity. I was fucking kids, but then I realized That I could hustle and grind and figure it out

Wow It's sad. It's sad for him that he's got this disease. It's sad for the kids. It's sad for the al dama. Shit, you know But here's what's not said for the viewers We don't want I mean I I hate you know I Spat It's not good. I don't even want to go into this because it's like You know, it's like stomach-churning stuff. He sees you victimizing children, but

Pleading not guilty, but I'm gonna watch that episode Because it's the only episode I'm interested in because I don't really care about cheerleading or these people's lives But seeing the more react to this is kind of interesting Right. I'm not saying I'm happy it happened. I'm clearly not But as a viewer to watch them react to this to me is interesting How does a cheer team handle it? How does a texas cheer team handle it

Here's the real reality. He's a pedophile Did he take vitamins Did he take nad? Did he do nad drip? Did he do high dose vitamin c high dose vitamin d? vitamin d cure is pedophilia vitamin d cure is pedophilia If you take vitamin d zinc

chrysartin and then ivermectin You start fucking adults Goodbye