The Tim Dillon Show - 337 - Springtime in Texas

Episode Date: March 11, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. I'm here for the opening of the Comedy Mothership in Austin, Texas. And I wanted to borrow a studio and my agents at CAA were like, you have to call your friend down there and borrow his studio. I think they meant Joe Rogan. But I have another friend down here that I absolutely love. And he's one of the greatest broadcasters of all time. And it's very exciting to be with him.
Starting point is 00:00:31 And I'm sure that they're all fine at CAA. I'm sure they all love this. What would be wrong with this? Please welcome my friend who needs no introduction, the great Alex Jones. Tim, amazing. You did an incredible job. So the rest of the folks at the Mothership last night, Joe looks like he's in a time machine.
Starting point is 00:00:52 He's getting younger while you and I get older. Yes. Amazing hanging out with you guys and Roseanne Barr last night. Me and Roseanne look like we're going the wrong way. And Joe looks like he's going the right way. Well, Roseanne looks pretty good, actually. Yes. Compared to me.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Well, Roseanne, she's animated by a force of life. Yes. Which is good. And me and you struggle with that. But... You're a sexy guy. Come on in. I appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:01:18 I quote this, we're getting married in Vegas next week. We're getting married in Vegas. And everyone will support that, I believe, right? Well, I mean, it's not a joke. We're getting married. It's going to be... You and I, Joe Adam and I are just wallowing tonight. It's the royal wet.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Yes. We were both very out of shape and he talked to us about that. But this is going to be the royal wedding. Fuck Meghan Markle and that autistic lizard. This is going to be the one. It's amazing to be here. Thank you for letting me use your studio. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:01:47 There you go. Somebody wrote that, Alex. Three-fourths of Mount Rushmore. That is pretty hilarious. Me, you and Roseanne Barr, the dream team, the family. And I put you guys up. I said, you're really starting to grow up when you realize your parents are just people.
Starting point is 00:02:04 And you and Roseanne are my parents. But I was watching, you know, so much stuff is said about you that because you're so bad, you can't respond to. And this is like the craziest thing because I'll watch something and I'll go, Alex should be on his show refuting that. And I know you are, but it's not anywhere that anybody can see. And one of the things that I watched was at January 6th,
Starting point is 00:02:33 I watched you tell the protesters to not enter the Capitol, to be peaceful. You said, we're not Antifa. We're not going to burn things down. This is what they want. We're not going to give it to them. That has never been played on mainstream media. They have never played any video footage of you
Starting point is 00:02:54 telling protesters to not breach the Capitol, which is literally what happened. And I want to play that clip in a minute, speaking to you off air. A lot of things are now coming out about January 6th. They changed the picture a little bit from what people thought. Was that was just a little bit, just a little bit. And I want to know if you can illustrate some of that for us, because I know that this directly impacts you.
Starting point is 00:03:26 It affects you. You were there. You were there to protest. What you felt was a sham election. Anomalies, yes. Right. Election anomalies. You were not there to breach the Capitol, and you were telling your supporters
Starting point is 00:03:41 to not breach the Capitol. But there were people in the crowd encouraging violent behavior, agitating, leading. And now it's coming out that some of those people are from an interesting origin. Absolutely. And it's a giant story,
Starting point is 00:03:55 and it's bigger than January 6th for Trump, or any of that, whether you loved him or hate him. You know, I've got a love-hate relationship with him. It's that we had a million people at the ellipse for his rally on the 6th. Then they said, Alex, lead a march down there. Well, the hundreds of thousands has already gone to the Capitol
Starting point is 00:04:08 before I ever got in the middle of it. I said, how do I lead this? So I was telling the crowd, be peaceful. It's a big crowd. We all are the rallies, been peaceful. And we get down there, and tear gas is already getting fired, and all this stuff's happening. And I didn't know that out of a million people,
Starting point is 00:04:20 and hundreds of thousands with the Capitol, that a few hundred attacked police and broke in. And I was up there saying, stop it. Don't go in. And then the Wall Street Journal of the New York Times by that afternoon said, Alex Jones was there leading the attack, saying attack the Capitol, even though we had the video,
Starting point is 00:04:35 but it was only on inforwars.com. It was only on Band-Aid video. No one else outside of our footage could see that and know that since then, it's gotten on Twitter and gotten tens of millions of views of us. They're getting huge amounts of people that had been, the doors have been opened once they broke through, waving people back
Starting point is 00:04:53 and keeping people from going in. Then I got subpoenaed. I got deposed by the January 6th committee. They were trying to indict me. They did arrest Owen Schreuer and my camera guy, Sam Montello, that were there with me being totally peaceful. Yeah. But I was too well known.
Starting point is 00:05:08 I was the guy up there loud saying, don't go in. But they were with me. So the feds, when they arrested them and guided them, and they're still facing trial, our guys haven't done a plea bargain yet. So their trials are coming up. They said, Owen Schreuer broke into the Capitol and attacked people.
Starting point is 00:05:24 It's all, he was with me. He was trying to stop it. Right. So when you see them filing in court, things like saying the Loch Ness Monster is our president or the Easter Bunny is real. You're like, it's next level when you're experiencing things that are totally fraudulent,
Starting point is 00:05:42 but because you're banned on all the major platforms, you can't respond. They have a blank check. So censorship isn't just about silencing people. You can then steal their identity. Right. And you can then say whatever you want in their voice or take things out of context.
Starting point is 00:05:57 And that's what's so dangerous about censorship. But now we have Matt Taibi and the Twitter files and Great Job Elon Musk, and all of it coming out that agencies and governments and big tech with media, we're working in coordination to surveil what people are saying and have been censoring millions of people for years, including during the Trump administration.
Starting point is 00:06:15 So that's all coming out. I know you were telling me before we went live here, or before we started taking the show that you've got some of those clips, but this is just an amazing moment to be alive. Plus they've got the Proud Boys trial going on in D.C. And just a few days ago, it began to break. They've had federal filings.
Starting point is 00:06:32 I've got copies of it. You can do an overhead shot here, maybe, of your guys. Punch it up where the feds accidentally gave a bunch of files to the defense with stuff like, we've been ordered to delete 300 plus files. We've been ordered to cover up. They were nonviolent. We've been ordered.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Now they're declaring today national security in D.C. saying these are top secret documents. So they are in full. Remember the Whitmer kidnapping plot where it turned out the feds again accidentally handed over stuff they wanted to cover up. Yeah. And it was them ordering, you know,
Starting point is 00:07:04 like these potheds to attack Whitmer. And they were like, oh, I don't want to. Oh, can I have money for a Big Mac? Right. Can I have a dime bag of weed? It's in the, it's in the recording. Right, right. And they never attacked the lady.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Yeah. So the first group got off, but the second time the judge covered it up, they all got convicted. So the point is the same group that led the attack on Whitmer that never happened were intimately involved, the same unit of the FBI in January 6th.
Starting point is 00:07:27 That's not coming. I mean, look at this document. These are documents that are now being, they're national security. Are they classified? Are they? Just today, the judges declaring I'm classified, but this is the federal filing.
Starting point is 00:07:43 So I won't show the classified documents. I'll show the federal filing in here that's now been put up by a bunch of even mainstream journalists like Julie Kelly. It says right here, added out, they were present, that the feds were there leading the group. And then it describes in one line here, and I guess the crew could probably pull this up
Starting point is 00:08:04 where they say, here it is, Miller's communications with another agent who states the agent's FBI boss assigned to 338 items of evidence I had to destroy. Why would they want to do that? Destroying evidence is a felony. Why would they want to destroy the evidence? Wouldn't they want more evidence?
Starting point is 00:08:21 Well, because they were leading it. Of course, yeah. Well, and that's why they're trying to block Tucker releasing their raw footage. And on Tuesday, and you see these videos of people opening doors, allowing people in the Capitol. There's a video of the QAnon Shaman guy
Starting point is 00:08:35 with the fucking hat, with the horns, he's being led around the Capitol by multiple police, opening doors. And led into the Senate chamber. Yeah. And he thought, he was with Q, he thought they were with him, and this was a coup. I had him on Tuesdays after.
Starting point is 00:08:50 He's like, no, the police were with me. They led me in. We're winning. We're taking over. And I said, no, dude, you've been set up. Right. And I felt so sorry for him. Now, four years in prison.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Yeah. Nonviolent. Turns out he's schizophrenic. Right. He was kicked out of the Navy for being schizophrenic. I've talked to his family, people that know him. Really nice guy, nonviolent. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:09 And they've now framed a schizophrenic as the leader of a mastermind operation. Can we play the clip of Alex's war where we have Alex with a bullhorn on January 6th, telling people to not be violent? Because this, by the way, will be the first time a lot of people have seen this on a public platform because it is you
Starting point is 00:09:34 telling the protesters at January 6th, to not engage in violence. I was about to say, you're sticking your neck out here because the only place until Elon Musk took over Twitter, this was allowed nowhere. Right. And I mean, this is, I mean, obviously, I don't want to attack the Capitol.
Starting point is 00:09:48 I don't want to go to jail. What does that make us look like idiots? Right. But they're trying to say, no, I showed up the middle of it and was like, what the hell? Don't go in. Well, I was watching it with friends at my house. And I was going, I turned to a friend of mine.
Starting point is 00:10:00 I said, this is fucking absurd that there's a video of you telling people not to attack the Capitol that has never been seen. To my knowledge, by anybody, really. And this, again, is you telling people, we're not Antifa. We don't want to burn shit down.
Starting point is 00:10:20 We don't want to breach the Capitol. We want to be peaceful and make our voices heard. And it throws the whole narrative about you, about the, you know, what they're calling, obviously the riot into question. One of the most exciting things about the New Year is you have no idea what adventures restore for you.
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Starting point is 00:12:25 And that's what scares me. I'll be honest. It does scare me that I can't get this out anywhere. Obviously, I don't want to attack the Capitol. We wanted to protest and have a 10-day Senate investigation. I showed up. Tear gas literally hit me from 200 yards away. People were climbing scaffolding.
Starting point is 00:12:40 I saw riot police. They were attacking police. I'm like, no, no, no, don't do it. Then I went to the police and I said, I know you have a loudspeaker system. They use it that night. Super loud. Like the voice of God.
Starting point is 00:12:50 Leave the Capitol. You're not allowed to be here. I went to the police. They got a captain. I said, it's on video. Yeah. It's on our security. He had the cop cams.
Starting point is 00:13:01 What do you call those? Body cams. Body cams. And I say, look, I know you have this loudspeaker system that's the voice of God. But just by 7 o'clock at night, leave out of the area. Marshall, do not be here.
Starting point is 00:13:12 I mean, it's like, I am ours. I mean, it's super fucking 5,000 dB. Yeah. And they said, and we later learned, their commanders would not respond for four hours. So they were actually saying, give us the PA system, what I was saying. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:25 And they were just ordered to stand there with their thumbs in their asses. So I don't blame the cops. And, you know, no cops died that day. One guy died of a stroke the next day. I mean, the cops did get attacked. It was wrong. Five citizens died.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Have you heard that there are suicides with the Capitol police? Yeah. That's what happened. That's when the few that died later were suicides and one was a stroke. OK. But my issue is, the attorney general of the US two days ago came out and said,
Starting point is 00:13:49 five officers were murdered that day. Tucker Carlson is lying about the five officers. In fact, I know your crew is in there. Guys, find that clip. Yeah. It's like 15 seconds. Everybody knows now that nobody died that day, but five citizens.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Right. So it's actually bad at another. So there are stills. That's what I'm saying. They're saying five officers died that day. It's on record. They didn't like. Why are they so confident to lie like that?
Starting point is 00:14:12 Well, because I think the reality is, a lot of people aren't paying attention. A lot of people don't have access to the information. Right. A lot of people aren't going to. That's what they're counting on. They're counting on that. They count on that.
Starting point is 00:14:24 I was looking at it. I've now watched a lot of that footage. I've watched it on planes when they're about to take off. I've watched it when I'm in hotel rooms on the road doing comedy. And I'm going, something doesn't make sense. Something's off. You're telling people, do not attack. It's gotten completely away from you.
Starting point is 00:14:44 There are people that are being led into this building by. It looks like uniformed capital police. A hundred or so. They sent more than half the police away from crowd control. The ellipse, a mile and a half away by the White House, where Trump was going to speak. So you you get there and there's like 50 cops. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:00 For I mean, it's like a football game, a championship or a basketball game. There's a million people there in the town, 100,000, the stadium, a few hundred riot. You don't blame the whole stadium. So a few hundred did attack the police to tear gas them. The police didn't have the numbers they needed. They got attacked.
Starting point is 00:15:17 They did get beat up. It was wrong. People like Ray Epps are ramming signs into him, saying go into the building. But he doesn't get any trouble. Hey, by the way, he told the January 6th Commission under oath. I orchestrated the attack on the Capitol. Why is he not indicted?
Starting point is 00:15:30 But my co-host, Owen Shroyer is. Well, there's a lot of people that behaved poorly. Clearly. There's a lot of people that got excited, agitated, angry. They did not. Mob psychology. Mob psychology. They didn't act like a responsible citizen.
Starting point is 00:15:43 They didn't do what you asked them to do. But then you also have documents coming out right now saying that this thing potentially, you know, or maybe definitely was led by federal informants, federal agents. Well, I mean, I know people at the highest levels of the Proud Boys trial. And I've.
Starting point is 00:16:07 I have the federal filing around here. But it again, this is the beauty of the universe. Yeah. They literally handed over the secret files of the FBI. They thought they deleted it. It was an attached file. And it's all how they had informants in the Proud Boys. The informants said they're not violent.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Right. That famous Stuart Rhodes Oathkeeper Enrique Tario meeting on January 5th in the parking garage. They were talking about defending people, protecting in Santa Fe. The informants are like, there was no talk of this. They're they're saying delete the evidence of the informants from the trial.
Starting point is 00:16:41 So they can't find a lot of evidence of a preplanned insurrection, like a preplanned riot, a preplanned insurrection. Like they don't have evidence of these people conspiring to do this. No. OK. And so instead, they cherry pick what the informants say and edit out like 90 percent of it. Right.
Starting point is 00:17:02 And then use of and then so the judge says, well, we can't tell you the informants are. But here's what they said. And then it's an edited thing. The informants said. Right. When you're there, are you feeling a vibe that something's off? Something's getting away from you?
Starting point is 00:17:17 I mean, I mean, I mean, let me recount that morning. Yeah. I mean, I'll just give you a straight up recount. I get up at 7 AM hungover in a suite at the Willard Hotel. Well, I've been doing interviews the whole night before. We order breakfast. We drink coffee. I have sex with my wife and I say, I got to hangover.
Starting point is 00:17:37 Let's order a bottle of whiskey. So we get like a small bottle of whiskey. We drink it with coffee. My wife goes, I just want to stay here. I don't want to go to this. I'm exhausted. I say, no, baby, let's go. So we walk outside the Willard.
Starting point is 00:17:49 That's right with the ellipse. And it literally takes us an hour and a half with like 15 security to like in a mosh pit to battle through these crowds and get the so-called VIP lane to go in. Because there's a million people outside and 40,000 there. So there's actually a million people at this event. It's the whole the ellipse, the monument.
Starting point is 00:18:07 It's just right. But only 40,000 can get in the actual cordon and apart with Secret Service. We're Trump speaking. So it's all surrounded. People can't get in. We have to fight through all that. Get in.
Starting point is 00:18:18 I'm sitting here going down that whiskey's wearing off. And so we finally get through like a mosh pit. I'm exhausted. My wife's like, I want to go home. I don't like this. Roger Stone's calling me saying, I don't like this. I can get into the crowd. I'm going home, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:18:33 It's a clusterfuck. And I sit down for like three hours of Republicans giving boring speeches. And my wife's like, my feet are freezing off, honey. Let's just go back to the hotel and take a hot bath. And her instinct's like, I have a bad feeling. She literally says, let me just, let's go back to the hotel. Suck a dick.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Let's just, I'm being honest. I'm being humble. This is what's up. Of course. This conversation is wrapping. She goes, baby, let's just go eat food. Which would have in hindsight been the better plan. I know.
Starting point is 00:18:59 I mean, she actually said this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's never women's instincts. Like, I don't like this. I don't like this. I want to go. I don't want to go to the Capitol. And I'm like, baby, shut up.
Starting point is 00:19:07 And finally, Trump comes out. We're watching all the Republicans peacock behind the stage. We're in the front row. All this stuff's going on. And then the secret service of these people, these feds, when they go, Mr. Jones Trump, what should you lead the march 30 minutes before he's done?
Starting point is 00:19:20 We will open the gate. You will go out to Pennsylvania Avenue and lead the march. And I'm sitting there and I'm already watching crowds that are tired of sitting around us, hitting here in Trump's beat led by Antifa, led by the feds, led by all this. They're already all marching down towards the Capitol. And I'm going, how do I with a bullhorn?
Starting point is 00:19:38 Because my security's waiting outside the bullhorn. I go, how do I lead it? They go, Trump will be there. Don't worry. It's all a setup. Not by Trump, but by them. So finally, they open the gate in the front stage. Trump's still speaking.
Starting point is 00:19:50 I'm like, Trump's like 30 feet away right here on the stage. I walk around and I'm in the back of the stage and I'm with all these Republicans. And I go, how do you go to the bathroom? And the feds are like, no, Mr. Jones, you're going to go right now. Meanwhile, they were timing me to be there right with the breach out.
Starting point is 00:20:04 And I go, no, I got to go to the bathroom. My wife's like, yeah, I got to go to the bathroom. My wife's like, I'm leaving. Honey, my feet are hurting. It's so cold out here. I didn't know I wore the wrong shoes. I go, baby, you go back to the hotel. I'll find out what's going on.
Starting point is 00:20:17 I don't think I can even leave this march. I'll see you. She leaves with the lady she was with. So one of the event organizers. So I go in the bathroom, take care of things, get out. I'm on Pennsylvania Avenue. Already like hundreds of thousands are marching. And I go, how am I supposed to leave this?
Starting point is 00:20:33 I go, this needs to be peaceful. Because people are like, yeah, we're going to, you know. So I get up on one of the platforms, having these big planners, like 20 feet above the roads. So I get up on this big tree planner and I go, be peaceful. This is all in video. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:45 Be peaceful. Let's play that right now. Because that's a video I want people to see if we go. The only reason I'm taking time is this is the whole. I mean, I'm being honest. Like I drank whiskey. I banged my wife. Right.
Starting point is 00:20:54 I, you know, a freaking scrambler. Right. I mean, this is like what happened. Yeah. And then what happens when I get there is more insane. But yeah, go ahead and play the clip. Let's play the clip. We won this election.
Starting point is 00:21:34 And as much as I love seeing the truck flags, flying over this, we need to not have the confrontation with the police. They're going to make that the story. I'm going to march to the other side where we have a stage where we can speak and occupy peacefully. Tell everybody behind you, march to the other side. March to the other side.
Starting point is 00:22:00 You guys are great. But the police, the volunteers have caused a problem. And the police are throwing flashbangs. We don't want to have a kid stay here. So I love you. We're saving on the public. This is beautiful. But please tell everyone you know, march to the other side.
Starting point is 00:22:23 You need to start to make a pass just back there. We're going to march. Trump, Trump is going to speak over here. Trump is coming. Trump is coming on the other side. So march with us. Go slow. Come on, Nick.
Starting point is 00:22:41 I guess tell people behind you, come off the stage. We're not skewing the stage, we're doing it right now. You've done a great job. Come on off of there. March peacefully. In police, USF. So this is, you know, again, it's kind of irrefutable. You're there.
Starting point is 00:23:02 You're telling people not to breach the Capitol. You're staying to stay, you're saying to stay peaceful. Obviously, it's not working because there's people that are like, complete. Well, most of them can't even hear me. I mean, they're like, the bullhorn goes maybe 100 yards. But what I'm saying is a timeline. You're giving me an opportunity with your huge audience.
Starting point is 00:23:19 I want to tell them no. So I'm all in a half from the ellipse. And I'm like, how do I lead a crowd? And Trump's, because we had a, we had permitted by the Supreme Court's right here, the capitals here. So in between the Supreme Court and the Capitol, we had a big stage and Trump was thinking he was coming there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:35 But Trump was set up too. So I'm like, be peaceful, be peaceful. That's another video. 20 minutes before I get there. Then I get there. People are climbing the scaffolding. There's tear gas. I see people falling off parapets.
Starting point is 00:23:47 I'm like, I'm in a medieval war, right? And I'm like, I better get up on this pile of chairs. They weren't even unfolded like a stack of chairs boxed. You know, I've been with plastic on them for like a month from then or a few weeks from then for the inauguration. So I climb up the top and say, don't go in. We got a lot of people not to go in because the feds had, and the police had opened the doors under orders,
Starting point is 00:24:06 not blaming them. They were ordered to do it. And so then I go, well, let's go to the other stage. So I go around and I talk to the police captains and people. I wait for like 10 minutes to talk to them. I go, you got to get on your loudspeakers. You got to say, get out of the Capitol. And then they wouldn't talk.
Starting point is 00:24:21 They said, we can't talk to you. We just, and I said, well, what can I do? They said, why don't you go up on the other side? They're trying to break the door in. Most people are just standing there talking, but like a few people are attacking the door. They said, why don't you go up there and try to get them off the door? So I go up, I say, get out of here.
Starting point is 00:24:36 Come down. It's so noisy. There's all these people blaring other bullhorns. They can't hear me. I looked at my crew and I could see guys with machine guns, assault rivals pouring in feds. And I said, I need to go home to my children. Let's leave right now.
Starting point is 00:24:51 And I marched to the crowd saying, leave, leave, leave. A lot of folks listen to me and a lot of them left. But it was then learning in hindsight how they had 500 paramilitary police dressed as civilians with guns, how they had hundreds of FBI informants. And now we know FBI informants were leading the attack with the CIA. It's coming out in court on the building. So we're going to find out if these documents are ever made public.
Starting point is 00:25:19 That there is proof that there is FBI and CIA kind of collusion with people that are on the ground leading them into their capital. Yeah. If anything, Republicans are to pro war and to pro state. Yeah. But when do Republicans attack police and terror buildings? Right. It doesn't happen.
Starting point is 00:25:39 Right. We got provocative into it. Yeah. And thank God, because I can see the timing, not all the Secret Service, but definitely the groups involved. Yeah. Because most of Trump's White House was run by Deep State by then. Most of the people were resigned.
Starting point is 00:25:51 So he only had Deep State. And there are people, there are people, no doubt, that were caught up in the fervor and did the wrong thing. Yes, in the mob madness. For sure. But we now know. Not because of what you said. That's what's interesting, right?
Starting point is 00:26:04 You weren't saying that. You were not directing it. So if you're not directing it and the Proud Boy Oathkeepers, if they don't have the proof that they're directing it, who's directing it? That's the question. Well, Ray Epps said, he orchestrated it. Who is that?
Starting point is 00:26:22 He was there for days on all the dozens of videos saying attack the Capitol tomorrow. He was there with ramming the sign of the police. He was commanding everybody. Yeah. You see him give orders like he'll be in the crowd, because they're now releasing this footage. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:34 He'd be in the crowd. This is what Tucker was going to do on Tuesday, but they stopped it. And he would go and like mechanized troops would come in like military in Trump outfits. And he would go red zone attack. Right. And they would just like, boom.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Like like city links, Roman soldiers attack. Yeah. And so they get this giant Trump sign and ramming over the police. And they ram up the doors. The goal of this is clearly to present the idea that anybody on that side is completely unreasonable, violent, and a terrorist. Well, that's it.
Starting point is 00:27:06 And take a John Wayne movie that are based on real bar fights. I haven't been in a lot of bar fights, but I've been in two. Somebody punches somebody. It starts. Nobody knows. Everybody starts fighting. And it was like that once you ran over the police, once they tear gas and once the crowd kind of gets in a fight,
Starting point is 00:27:20 most of them are trying to stop it. There's a million people or hundreds of thousands were there, million in the town. They pour in and then the feds open the doors. Right. And so that's what happened. It's it's wild. Now the documents that have been made classified,
Starting point is 00:27:35 who is making them classified? And they're saying national security. But they did this again with the Boston Marathon bombing. They put the special administrative measures on the judge and the attorneys and nobody can really talk about it. Even after saying that those two brothers were not connected to any larger terrorist threat, so it wouldn't necessarily need a national security,
Starting point is 00:27:59 you know, you know, wall for these documents to be behind. They are now saying that these documents cannot be seen because somehow it would jeopardize national security. Yeah, this is breaking news tonight or whenever you're watching this. Tonight, it's coming out Thursday. So this is a this is a big, big deal. I know people at the highest levels of the defense team for the Proud Boys in week six, still the prosecution in DC.
Starting point is 00:28:31 Right. And a couple of days ago, when the feds want to bring forward a new witness, they have to then bring forward the evidence. Right. It's supposed to be at the start of the trial, but the judge lets them bring in whatever they want. So they get these documents Tuesday night. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:47 And there are people go, hey, it says right here there's attachments that have been put the trash. So that's the thing like you trash a photo on your phone or a month that's in the trash. Right. So the FBI agent, I have the documents right here, we know what I read, Sean, testified that she prepared these.
Starting point is 00:29:10 And in those is 300 plus documents, thousands of pages and quotes of, I've been ordered to destroy this because they're covering their ass. That's illegal. Yeah. But they're saying I was ordered by my superior. Nuremberg thing doesn't work saying following orders. Right. And now I'm talking to them about what the documents they've seen
Starting point is 00:29:29 before the judge said they're classified. And then we know what else was happening. They had a CIA operative. They had a sex operative. They had informants in with the Proud Boys. The Proud Boys are like, we're here to stop violence. And we're here to only have antifa attacks. That's all been testified to.
Starting point is 00:29:44 But they're ordered in the transcripts, the interviews, as the judge lets in and tells the jury, this is secret. It's an informant. You don't know their name, but here's what they said, but it's edited. The informants like, no, they were all against violence. They're good people. And I got to say, this isn't true. And then they only get like, but they did meet with Stuart Rhodes.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Yeah. And so you read these things, these communications. I've listened to you for a long time. I don't think you've ever advocated political violence, whether it's on the left or the right. I've never seen you say, let's kill that senator. Let's hurt somebody. Let's do something violent.
Starting point is 00:30:23 No, because that's that's that's when you've lost. Right. I mean, the pens matter to the sort. Yeah. And a thousand years ago, information was more important than physical. It was like 80 percent of it. Now it's like 95.
Starting point is 00:30:34 Right. And the Pentagon will say that. But but but absolutely. But but they want to make it violent. They want to make us violent because that discredits us. But I mean, you can read these documents for yourself. This is just the federal filing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:46 I'm just reading the federal. When was that filed, Alex? Last night at 11 11. So this is real on the minute breaking news. This is now gone from what would be called a conspiracy theory into what will start to become, for lack of a better word, mainstream news. Except you have the former head of the CDC saying they made the weapon.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Covid's a bio weapon. And no one cares. It's not being reported. Yeah. Yeah. It's the same thing. Yeah. Miller's communication with the other agent who states that agent FBI boss assigned
Starting point is 00:31:23 three hundred and thirty eight items of evidence I have to destroy. That's a felony. That is as damning as anything I've really ever seen with regard to January 6th. And I've been asked by people that are like in the Pelican brief, they're actually scared. Yeah. I've been asked not to say what I've been told. But it is CIA sex operatives.
Starting point is 00:31:49 This is not FBI. Why sex operatives? You'd think that sex operatives wouldn't be used for January 6th. You'd think you'd get more gruff type of like, oh, they're leading the guys. Do you think sex operatives are leading people? Well, what you have is a bunch of macho dudes that want to fight for America. Yeah. It's like Anteva.
Starting point is 00:32:12 And then the sex operatives are like the pussies in the Capitol. Yeah. Is that kind of? Well, I mean, it's literally hot women. Yeah. I don't want to get into the whole story. Right. But I had them when I was in like December in.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Yeah. In Georgia, trying to cover the election fraud there. And I was there with one of the leaders, the Proud Boys, and he goes, hey, this super hot chick wants to be with you. Hey, I'm married, be on my stupid. And I'm sitting there and he goes, no, she wants to be with you right now. And I'm like, this is an infrared operation. Right.
Starting point is 00:32:48 So I'm just at a restaurant. Nothing was open then. Everything was still shut down with lockdown. There was a Hooters that was open. So I went over to this restaurant and I'm sitting there with my security guys. And in comes one of the Proud Boy leaders. I'm not going to say who. And he's got this very attractive amour Asian chick with him.
Starting point is 00:33:07 And he starts saying, hey, she wants to be with you, blah, blah. I later learned that individual has been linked to the Central Intelligence Agency. And hey, I was married. I didn't I was like, I was drinking beer. I ate a cheeseburger. I was like, yeah, sweetheart, I'll see you later. And I've had that happen before like Trump Hotel, like two women show up at the bar and they go, we want to be with you right now.
Starting point is 00:33:26 And I'm like, yeah, I'm not Julian Assange sweetheart. Yeah. You know, my decade doing the thinking here. Right. Okay. So, so it ain't like I'm like starving for pussy either. So, you know, you know, but the point is, is that is that I'm only telling these stories. Not to impress people.
Starting point is 00:33:40 This is an everyday occurrence. Right. So then I get these files and I'm like, this woman's name is that. That's the woman in the frickin Hooters trying to get my hotel room. Right. So I don't need to know. Oh, the lawyers think it's a CIA sex op. I had him try to put her on me.
Starting point is 00:33:55 Okay. So, so, so yeah, Dylan, that's the magnitude of this. It's the magnitude is coming out. Tucker was going to do something on it and he was stopped. I haven't talked to Tucker since then, but I'm going to reverse engineer this. I'm not going to get into what I talked to Tucker about. Yeah. I talked to other sources and they confirmed that Rupert Murdoch killed Tuesday,
Starting point is 00:34:18 the federal agent connection, the ranch footage of the feds breaking the building. Because Tucker's been doing a lot of work on this where he is bringing out a lot of stuff that is not seen anywhere else. You know, absolutely. He's a trailblazer. He's a hero. He's amazing. And again, my, the lawyers, I know, are literally dealing with thousands of pages,
Starting point is 00:34:42 just like my lawyer, love of the death, kind of a ding dong. And Dino Raynell here in Texas, smart guy. You believe also that like, when you see this big answer for riots, when you see the level of coordination with a group like that, the fact that do you believe that like January 6th, you have agent provocation? Oh, I mean, the feds, the Carnegie Endowment, the Ford Foundation runs Antifa. Right. But, but, but, but getting back to my Texas trial, you know, the, the Sandy Hook trial,
Starting point is 00:35:14 where the judge already said I was guilty and all that. I gave my lawyers all my phones. There was nothing to hide. Right. I'm like here, download it, look for stuff. Right. It's so, then my lawyer accidentally sends like a phone, I have like a new phone every year. They send like eight, nine months of a phone to them.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Then they put that out publicly. The Democrat judge does. Fine, whatever. There's nothing, it's, it's not a problem. Nothing, nothing, there's an issue. But the thing is, it's a two-way door, inter-dimensionally. That's how God works. Whatever they do first, black magic comes back on them 10 times worse.
Starting point is 00:35:50 And you call it black magic. It's how the universe works. When you do something nasty, so now in the Whitmer case, and now in this case, the feds have given the defense thousands of documents with the CIA and running January since. Yeah. I mean, I'm not even supposed to talk about this yet. Because I'm, I mean, the people are scared, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:12 So that's what I'm saying. Like, oh, you put out Alex Jones asks his employees to get him vodka. Oh, he's so embarrassed. Now look what God just did. Right. Your FBI agent just gave the whole January six operation in that thing. And they're trying to suppress it. They are in like chickens with their heads cut off.
Starting point is 00:36:30 So you see how black magic works? Yeah, it's, they can go. Alex, you feel that? You like that? And I'm like, but then they themselves get a sword through them. That's right. It's not me. Oh, you slap me.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Now Tyrannosaurus Rex stops on your ass. And I've learned metaphysically, there's laws, the universe. Laws, I'm good and try to be just and try to be honest and just humble. And I try to tell the truth. I get hit, but whoever hits me, I mean, like, it's bad, man. Yeah. Going online without ExpressVPN is like leaving your kids with a nearest stranger while using the restroom. ExpressVPN, they scramble the IP address.
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Starting point is 00:37:51 I don't know if we'll ExpressVPN do it for you, maybe. Well, it's not that it was anything bad. It's going to close your door at night. You need to be doing this regardless because there's all these corrupt systems. Like I have had people, I don't want to get into it because it's like voodoo, but it's real. I've had people mess with me. They don't like car wrecks like a week.
Starting point is 00:38:08 I mean, it's like, I'm like, hey, you need to watch out, you know, because it's like, I'm for real. And the thing is, anybody that's lived long enough knows this is there's real laws, man. Yeah. Like a video game has laws. This thing has laws. I'm not threatening anybody. I'm saying you mess with me or anybody who's righteous.
Starting point is 00:38:23 You're grabbing a high powered line, man. Yeah. You're sticking your dick in a light socket. Yeah, for sure. Well, I hope that I hope by having you on here, I get some of that protection from you. I hope it, I hope it bounces off. I'm very humble about it, but I've learned it's real. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Well, here's what is in. But it's not even protection. It's that if they're going to hit you, they got to be willing to get 10 times back. Right. Like they're like, it's a black, study black magic. I'm even into magic, but it's like a metaphysical example. Right. In black magic, a black magic petitioner can do something bad.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Right. But they're going to get 10 times back. That's right. So are you willing to fricking do that? Yes. So we have all this information. We have it. I identify this is a vitamin stick.
Starting point is 00:39:05 Yeah. Not as a cancerous thing. Well, this is identified as a woman. I can do you make it have a baby. This is made by Pfizer. What I think that. Good for you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:13 What I think that people. They have an effect. Yeah. People don't, these are things people don't know about you is that you're fun. You're fun because you're a guy that deeply believes things. And if you're wrong, you admit you're wrong. I've been wrong plenty. And you'll move on.
Starting point is 00:39:28 But I was never wrong for a place of lying. That's right. You believe things. You go, hey, you know, but so much stuff has come out. I've watched clips of you talking about George W. Bush before he was going to be president and what they were going to do. I've I've seen you talk about 9 11. I saw you talk about the WTO, the World Trade Commission.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Like you are. You walk a beat that very few people do in America. Almost nobody does. And it's got to take a toll on you a little bit. But then I meet you and you're you're a fun guy. You love comedians. Comedians love to hang out with you. So you're one of these people you can enjoy yourself.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Even though, you know, you're you're really putting yourself out there all the time in a bunch of different ways. Well, I was completely honest when I was like one of like eight depositions and the whole lawsuits against me. And I was completely honest with him. Just like I was honest with Joe. Yeah. On his show, like one of the podcasts before last like four years ago.
Starting point is 00:40:30 I'm like, I got to a point like five, six years ago where I wouldn't even call this psychosis. I said, it's almost like a psychosis where if I've been lied to so much, I just got lazy and I said, it's all bullshit. Right. And so then I would just say, I don't believe any of it. You can't do that. You got to still analyze each piece.
Starting point is 00:40:48 They went, oh, oh, he's trying to do it in Sandy, please. That doesn't happen in civil cases. Right. I was being honest like. Like I knew Joe Rogan 25 years ago. I knew Joe was into all the stuff before I was. I know he's probably the most cunning smart person. I know a great guy, huge art.
Starting point is 00:41:04 I got really mad at him five years ago because he was suddenly toe in the line and kind of buying the system with his own delusion. So I got really pissed at him. He later admitted I was right and apologized, but I was more wrong than he was. So like he was kind of a little bit wrong. And I went after him and went too far. And then he admitted that for now, look at him. He's total anti new world order.
Starting point is 00:41:24 He's going against their whole system. So it was the same process. But I did get to a point where it didn't matter what it was. I thought it was staged. And so when I said those things about other events and things, I really meant that. So they go, oh, you admit you're crazy. Yeah, I am crazy. As in if the whole world's insane.
Starting point is 00:41:42 And then that makes some of it. It's not insane. Crazy. Fine. I'm crazy. Right. Right. And listen, at the end of the day, it's like, you know, there are people that will never
Starting point is 00:41:52 forgive you or they'll never look at your whole history of work. But then there are people that will go, this motherfucker has been after 30 fucking years. He's been talking about real shit for a very long time. And there's so much of it that he's been right about. You you should get, you know, the benefit of the doubt. That's what they do is they cherry pick. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:13 They take things out of context, but that's fine. I'm trying to stop World War three. Yeah. I'm trying to stop. Which they want now with the Ukraine. They want it with Russia. They want it like they want their. They seem to be ratcheting up tensions with China.
Starting point is 00:42:27 It does seem to be very weird to see. We're basically at war with China. We have a language that's being used. I mean, I remember all these articles in the New York Times coming out like, can we survive a nuclear war? Maybe it would be good. And New York Times is in New York, they're running TV ads about, hey, there's nuclear war.
Starting point is 00:42:44 It's not big deal. Just tune into your local app. Right. We're not going to have an app once. And I'm glad you went there. Just download the app. We were about to go on your show today. And I said, Dylan, can we not really talk about me?
Starting point is 00:42:54 And you said, you said, no, let's do January 6 first. But I really think Alex Jones doesn't matter. Let's move to World War three. Yeah. Let's because I'm not trying to direct you to interview. No, no, no, I'm with you. I agree with you. Seeing what's happening right now is crazy.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Seeing. Yes, I got kids. Yes. And all the main actuaries and all the real war planners say nuclear war is becoming a probability. I don't like that. Yeah. That'll really mess up my.
Starting point is 00:43:21 We're telling people to kind of like relax and enjoy it like, hey, not a big deal, a couple of nukes. They call them tactical nukes. They're small. You won't even notice it. Don't worry about it. Hey, it might be a good thing. And this is terrifying if you pay attention to this.
Starting point is 00:43:39 Because tax always lead to full on. Oh, for sure. For sure. And what they're doing is that when you arm the Ukraine with all NATO weapons, Russia is essentially fighting NATO. You might, Putin, I don't think he's a good guy. There's US soldiers there, too. Of course.
Starting point is 00:43:56 I don't support his invasion. I understand what you did it. I understand what you did it when I looked at what someone like him would do. Yeah. If the US. Yeah. If the US on the Mexican border, the Russians.
Starting point is 00:44:08 Yes. Had all these troops and weapons, we'd attack them. Yes. So with the real politic of the situation, you have to step back and go. They're very complicated. They had a CIA coup. They installed Zelensky.
Starting point is 00:44:18 This is it's very strange. Our president's cracked son has a sweetheart job with an energy company in the Ukraine. We're now funding the Ukraine like a lot of coincidences. But from the beginning, I was like, we should push for an agreement and we should push for peace. And we should push for less death. And they have said to Zelensky, don't negotiate.
Starting point is 00:44:42 Ratchet up tensions. We're going to give you missiles. We're going to give you all the weaponry you want. We're going to give you a crazy amount of money, even when we have tremendous problems here at home. And I don't know. And they're trying to bleed Russia dry with this war. It's the Cold War again.
Starting point is 00:45:00 They want to bleed Russia dry. And Russia's a nuclear superpower, not an economic superpower, or even really maybe a military superpower, but they have more nukes than anybody else. And that's really my message to the left and the right. I don't want to be a partisan person. I don't want to fight with you. I just want to live.
Starting point is 00:45:17 I've got children. We are in a hot war with Russia, and it's escalating into a nuclear war. And absolutely, it just needs to stop. Just stop the nuclear war. That's all we're asking for the children. Absolutely, because we could talk about January 6th and then shut people up.
Starting point is 00:45:35 And that's all important. Why do they want this Alex? Why do they walk right up to nuclear war? Is it money? Is it the fact that our economy is based on the military industrial complex just constantly printing money, paying themselves? Why will they risk what seems to people
Starting point is 00:45:58 like such a huge disaster? Well, you just said it. The financial system and the Ponzi scheme is coming to an end. It's coming to an end so it can't. Like Uber and all this gig economy shit is not doing it. And they're probably starting to realize that. They're like, yeah, we told people like you used to have jobs. Now you work for Postmates.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Isn't it great? Isn't it the same? It's not. People are angry. And now you're kind of seeing they're like, oh, we need to go back to our original business, war. Exactly. War is health of the state. And so it's a distraction for the vertical integration,
Starting point is 00:46:33 the consolidation, the crime, all of it. That's what tyrants always do when they're in trouble, is they expand a war. Except you can't do that now because of nuclear weapons. Right. And so just what six months together is that famous clip. Maybe your crew can queue it up. Like, let's see if your crew can find it.
Starting point is 00:46:46 Queue that, boys. Well, let's queue up the clip. A Biden saying six months ago, you can't put Abrams tanks in Ukraine. That'll lead to nuclear war up the threat escalation ladder. But then he did it. Right. And now they're training F-16 pilots.
Starting point is 00:47:02 And now. What are they going to do with him? He seems to be in a state of cognitive decline. I mean, I think that's emblematic. I mean, Federman, they love that. Federman can't even show up. He hasn't been seen in five weeks. Yes.
Starting point is 00:47:15 And so now somebody else votes for him. Right. So I think that's the model. I think it's like a brain, a jar. I think he'll probably run again. They'll still the election, he'll win again. And maybe in a hundred years, no one's even seen Biden. He's like, well, the president's Biden.
Starting point is 00:47:28 They'll have some, you know, Chuck E. Cheese animatronic thing. No, I mean, ancient times, they called it a dog king. Or Caligula, or was it, was it Caligula? Or was it one of the Roman emperors married his horse? Okay. And people said, oh, that was just insane. No, it was insulting the Senate and he made the horse, the, the, the, the, the region or the consulate
Starting point is 00:47:57 or the president of the Senate. Right. So, so God, it's not Caligula. I'm about to think of it. Nero. No, it was Caligula. Okay. It wasn't Nero.
Starting point is 00:48:07 So look up what Roman emperor made his horse the head of the Senate. He also married the horse. And the point is, is that this has happened over and over again. It's an insult saying, you're so pathetic. You're so ridiculous. I'm going to make the horse that. So when you've got a Federman that can't talk, and hasn't been seen in five weeks, when you've got a Biden
Starting point is 00:48:26 who falls down the stairs every time he walks, it's all a joke on us to the moralizes. We had to realize that's not our leader. That's a puppet. That's done to get us to accept new standards. In fact, I've told your crew here on the Tim Dillon show, found the clip. Here's Biden six, seven months ago saying,
Starting point is 00:48:41 we cannot send Abrams tanks to you. Frank, the idea that we're going to send in offensive equipment and have planes and tanks and trains going in with American pilots and American crews, just understand and don't kid yourself. No matter what you all say, that's called World War three. So in the calculus, Tim Dillon, what changed in the last six, seven months? Now it's wonderful.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Yeah. I mean, I guess people sat him down or he was already sitting down and they said, listen, we're changing our posture. You know, we're going to ratchet up these tensions. We're going to arm the Ukraine. They can maybe win this thing and we can bleed Russia out. I'm going to change your camera shot. It's driving crazy.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Yeah. It's your crew's fault. Keep going. Keep going. I agree with you. But I think that's what happened and propaganda works really well. We're very good at it as a country. So if people believe that it's morally right and correct to divert
Starting point is 00:49:45 billions of dollars from the needs of U.S. citizens to Ukrainians, even though they aren't going through something horrible and tragic, if people believe that's a moral correct, a morally correct position, and they have certitude and the people in power are telling them, this is the right thing to do. We all know how powerful that is because a lot of people want to do the right thing. They want to feel like they are supporting causes that are just. I'm sure the Ukraine cause is just in the sense that they don't want
Starting point is 00:50:14 Russia in their country. Oh, there's old beefs with the Russians. But there's old beefs. There's so many beefs. There's so much shit going on. But the point is just being used as a proxy. We don't really have a national security interest in that war. We have a financial interest in it.
Starting point is 00:50:26 See, that's the camera shot that's a little crooked. I'm obsessing over this. See, I don't think it's to be right, too. I agree with you. Is that camera set? Is this January 6th? Who are these people? Oh, I got it.
Starting point is 00:50:40 Okay, I'm fine. Gotcha. It's all live. See, I'm directing your crew. This is a live thing. I'm being mean to your crew. We're looking at the people here. Who are they?
Starting point is 00:50:48 Do we trust them? Are they agent provocateurs? Are they sex operators from the CIA? We don't know. But seriously, you have a lot of courage having on because they don't want this heard. They don't want this discussed. I'm just here like everybody else trying to figure this out.
Starting point is 00:51:02 Yeah. And the issue is every analyst, every rank corporation Pentagon says the path we're on, it's like a car driving towards the cliff. Yeah. We were a mile away from the cliff. Now we're a quarter mile from the cliff. And if we keep driving, we're going to drive off the Grand Canyon. And then the people in the media are writing articles going,
Starting point is 00:51:21 the cliff is good. Don't fear the cliff. The cliff is actually good. So that's what I noticed about, you know, six months ago. Telma and Louise. Right, right. Six months ago, there was a big change where people started saying like, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:51:36 We cannot abandon this cause. We need to do everything in our power to defeat Russia. The goal was originally peace. Now it's to defeat Russia. That's a different goal. Tactically, it's a different goal. Exactly. And the Russians are like, oh, you killed 200,000 Russians.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Yeah. And they're doubling down. That's what Russians do. Right. So it's on their doorstep. It needs to stop. Even Henry Kissinger three months ago was like, this will cause nuclear war.
Starting point is 00:52:00 We got to have a peace deal. Now he's like, remove Putin. You have the new Ukrainian defense minister a month ago say, we're going to invade Russia and take over and put tanks in Moscow. Right. I mean, so, so I'm not pro Russia. I've never been to Russia. It's insane.
Starting point is 00:52:18 And I don't even know how to deal with this because you have all these leftists that used to be anti-war. And so was I. Now they love it. They love the prospects. Well, yeah. Ever since the Russia gate thing with Trump, which turned out to be not true,
Starting point is 00:52:33 there was this idea that Russia, we needed some type of conflict with Russia. And it was crazy. CDC boss, head boss, testified at a congressional inquiry. Yes. And they said, this is what we call the Tim Dillon show. Final episode on YouTube.
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Starting point is 00:54:48 We got to do it. There's nothing more 2023 than dying for the view count. So please show this CDC clip. Okay, we got a couple of these. Which one do you want? We've got the damning one, the one that gets us killed. Clip seven. But first gets us viewers.
Starting point is 00:55:03 This is the head of the CDC. Testifying. And then we've got a Matt Taibbi being attacked for Joe Rogan. Let's do how to CDC first. I'll see that. Here's there's that of the CDC. One other path of questioning for you, Dr. Riffle. Proponents of this research claim
Starting point is 00:55:21 may result in vaccines or maybe even stop a pandemic. Dr. Redfield, has gain of function created any life-saving vaccines or therapeutics to your knowledge? Not to my knowledge. Has gain of function stopped a pandemic in your opinion? No, on the contrary, I think it probably caused the greatest pandemic our world has seen. Do you find any tangible benefits to gain of function research at this time? I personally don't, but I do want to stress.
Starting point is 00:55:49 I think the men and women that supported our people of good faith because they truly believe it's going to lead to a potential benefit. I disagree with that assessment. Gain of function research is let's make scary viruses even scarier. Let's get the government to give us more money and increase the endowments and the budget. And he just said, yeah, gain of function caused the COVID pandemic. Right. He just said that.
Starting point is 00:56:15 And he goes on. And this, by the way, this is not a crank. This is not somebody we found on 6th Street in Austin, which is lovely this time of year. This is the ex-head of the Center for Disease Control. Yeah. But I think fact checkers say we shouldn't narrow this. Well. And by the way, we got more clips because I know you showed them to me.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Yes. We have more, a bunch of other clips where he went through how he knew it was gain of function. He knew it was a weapon, but they wouldn't let him say it. They excluded him from the meetings. So let's put those on too, because like if we're going to go out, let's go out in style. Okay. Well, let me look up which clips those were.
Starting point is 00:56:48 I think the gain of function stuff is now coming out. I remember in the old days when you'd be kicked off social media for saying that stuff, but now it's starting to come out. And people are basically, I think, becoming more aware of the fact that this is not a naturally occurring virus. It was manipulated genetically in a lab. It was manipulated for a reason. And then it might have leaked.
Starting point is 00:57:16 Someone might have leaked it. I don't know that anyone's gone that far yet, but I think it's becoming a widely established belief that this idea that it was a bat, that somebody ate a bat in the soup. No, no, no, it was a bat. Fauci's God. Let's play the evil C-span clip of a man that needs to be arrested. The former head of CAC. Who does he think he is?
Starting point is 00:57:39 He's a shut up. Let's play clip two. Dr. Robert Redfield testifies on three unusual events in the Wuhan lab in September, 2019, before they released it. Listen to this bad person. Here it is. That I will say, if you go back and look, it's declassified now. And I'm sure you all have your classified briefings, but the declassified information now,
Starting point is 00:58:00 in September of 2019, three things happened in that lab. One is they deleted the sequences. It was highly irregular. Researchers don't usually like to do that. Second thing they did was they changed the command and control of the lab from the civilian control to the military control. Highly unusual. And I've been involved in dual slabs when I was in the military.
Starting point is 00:58:24 And the third things they did, which I think is really telling, is they led a contract to redo the ventilation system in that laboratory. So I think clearly there was strong evidence that there was a significant event that happened in that laboratory in September. It's now been declassified. You can read it. I'm sure there's more classified information around. So a significant event.
Starting point is 00:58:43 No, this is disinformation. I agree with you too. Right. Yeah. No, no, no, seriously. Take it down. Yeah. This is evil. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:51 Okay. But there's a worst clip. I mean, listen to this horrible person. Here is. He's just doing it for clout. The head of the, the ex-head of the CDC is just trying. He, he just wants clout. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:03 He's not turning against the whole system. I have the quotes here. That's right. Where he says they were. It wants to be a hype beast. Listen to these quotes. Listen to this horrible person. Redfield explains his rationale, noting that several
Starting point is 00:59:13 suspicious events occurred at the Wuhan Institute of Urology in the months preceding. So we just played that clip, but let's play a clip here. Let's play the clip here of clip six. MTG talks to the former CDC director, Robert Redfield, reveals COVID-19 virus was likely created by gain of function research, which he admits was going on, which fouts he says it wasn't, even though in the files,
Starting point is 00:59:35 he calls it gain of function, which is illegal, by the way. It's a death penalty. Yeah. Here it is. Dr. Redfield, did you agree in your opinion with Dr. Anderson's assessment at the time that this virus did look engineered? I was concerned because of the presence of the
Starting point is 00:59:55 fearing cleavage site that we've talked about. And I think it's important to understand what that cleavage site does. That cleavage site totally changes the orientation of the binding domain of COVID. So now, which could not see the ACE2 receptor, which is the human receptor, it totally changes the orientation now.
Starting point is 01:00:15 So it has high affinity for a human receptor. So that fearing cleavage site bothered me. It didn't seem that it belonged there. And then when you look at the sequences that it used, and it's beyond the committee, but I know many of you have looked into it, the sequences that they used in those 12 nucleotides for arginine, where the arginine sequences, nucleotide triplet that had coded for the
Starting point is 01:00:36 human arginine. So why did this virus have the arginine sequences for human there? Not bad. It was very disconcerting to me. It looked like this virus was engineered. Was this what you're observing and speaking of? Is this something that would be in line with gain
Starting point is 01:00:55 of function research and the capabilities it would provide to the virus? And really like, usually she goes a little wild, but this, she actually seems like on target, you know? She can get a little nuts, but this seems like she got the glasses. She's like, okay, she's in the zone. Yeah, it's a problem.
Starting point is 01:01:15 We cooked it up. Us in China, was it, was it a joint effort? Was it a, please let me know. It's a little bit of us. It wasn't just China, right? As much as I hate the Communist Chinese who are the most evil thing on earth, it's a total setup. He talks about that in another club.
Starting point is 01:01:29 Yeah. There's articles in nature and science in 2015, when good scientists went, why is the federal government weaponizing coronavirus with a gain of function using HIV spike protein? Which is the cleavage point. It's like that's the horn or the rhino horn. It's what plugs into the cells.
Starting point is 01:01:51 And so, he goes through all of that in the clip that this obviously had to be done here, because it was done here in 2015. It was a huge scandal. So then, Western Money, Bill Gates, Peter Dasek, they talk about it in the hearing. This is not my opinion for YouTube.
Starting point is 01:02:10 And we can play the clubs. They move it to Wuhan, so there's plausible deniability. So obviously, the Chinese infiltrated our government. They're involved, but they allowed it to be taken there to do illegal stuff in a third party country. Just like they're doing in Ukraine and in the UK and other places.
Starting point is 01:02:26 Now, all of this may be true, but the vaccine's still good, right? Absolutely. I mean, let's just come out and say at least that's good. It's safe and effective. It is. And you should get as much of it as you can. Well, actually, people should research that.
Starting point is 01:02:42 They said it was 99% effective, the 96% effective, and 85% effective, then 67% effective, and 45% effective. And now the new studies are that within six months, you have a lower immunity and a higher rate of infection, sickness and death. Yeah. But I mean, listen, I still think you should take it.
Starting point is 01:03:02 I'm a big Pfizer. It's nice to go and get it. You know what I mean? Well, Tim, let's be honest. There's too many people. There's a lot of people. I think you should give it to your children. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:13 Double boost them. Right. And, you know, those little guys, they're eating too much. Yeah. I mean, seriously. Well, who's going to lie? We're all sick of these loud-ass kids.
Starting point is 01:03:21 Yeah. Look, it's a legal way to get rid of them. Now, you think because, listen, it seems like it's somewhat of an ineffective way. It's a legal way to get rid of their sickness, which is being alive. Right. I feel like it's an ineffective way
Starting point is 01:03:35 to depopulate the earth. But what I do think is that this was an opportunity for a company to make a trillion dollars, maybe every year at Infinem. No, but I agree. But then why did they bring something out that was so wonderful? I mean, you did so much good.
Starting point is 01:03:51 I mean, the point is you take their shot, you get 10 years on your life. Right. By the way, that's a joke, folks. The point is we're still at a point where you're not supposed to talk about this. But remember, we're vindicated that it came out of the lab. We're vindicated that it's not working.
Starting point is 01:04:05 We're vindicated, all this stuff. So, you know, imagine the sensors watching us feeling all powerful. You're being attacked by two dumbasses. Athletic greens. No, but I agree. Well, they didn't say that vitamins are key. It's good.
Starting point is 01:04:21 You got to take the shit. I take athletic greens. You have a vitamin in your hand right now. You gave me an athletic green in them this morning. Yes, we have to. It's more effective. Now, all this stuff coming out. You put it in a turkey baster.
Starting point is 01:04:34 Yes, of course. Well, you have to. We had to put you in startups and treat you like a pregnant woman, which you are because everyone's everything. Actually, I identify as a woman. Yes. And this.
Starting point is 01:04:44 Are you doing anything south by southwest? I have no, I'm just sure. I mean, that would be a great place to get married, you know? Let's see if Google would let us use their, like, tent. I think we should do a mock marriage. Yeah, at the Google tent. But it should be a polyamory. You and I should.
Starting point is 01:05:00 Ed Rosanne. What's a four thing? Quad-amory? I don't know. We should all marry a Pfizer's shot. I don't know what the fourth thing is. Find a fifth contact. No, a guy that, you know.
Starting point is 01:05:12 Remember that Stephen Colbert really cringed thing with the dancing syringes? Yes, the dancing syringes. We should marry a dancing syringe. I'm serious. Yeah. What do you think? Does this ever collapse?
Starting point is 01:05:28 Maybe not. I used to think it would collapse under its own weight. Now will it collapse under its own absurdity? You just talked about dancing syringes lying in your face. The most insane things we've ever seen. The most cringe examples of field. And then using social media, if you don't agree with a lie, you're going to be censored.
Starting point is 01:05:47 Yeah, I think like the Soviet Union, it's just going to die of its own absurdity because the operatives in the system, they've had over the last two years, it's been reported over 10,000 FBI whistleblowers of Congress. Right. It all gets hidden.
Starting point is 01:05:59 They're all going to attack. But that tells you like, I don't want to like worship the FBI, say we're not the enemy. It's an agency that's captured. If I want an airplane and a radical Islamic or whatever, hijacked it, I don't blame the airline. Like that's a real pilot.
Starting point is 01:06:13 Right. So, I mean, we're on a hijacked country. The agencies have been hijacked and I'm just saying, can we please get off this thing? And so, I want to reach out to the agencies and reach out to the corporations and reach out to people and say, listen, this is kind of dangerous.
Starting point is 01:06:28 Yeah. Can we just stop now? Can we just stop it? Calm it down. Yeah. I'm telling you, I'm shocked at the amount of people that for whatever reason are still buying a lot of this. People that are against vitamins?
Starting point is 01:06:43 Well, yeah. I identify this as a vitamin stick, vapor stick. Yeah. But identify this as eternal life. Do you think? Are you going to, my pronouns is nicotine. Yes. Are you saying this isn't good for me?
Starting point is 01:06:56 No, I think it's phenomenal for you. It's, it's, it's, it's. You're validating me. I'm validating. You're not being nicophobic. I'm not being nicophobic. Boy, we got to be careful with that word. But here's what I will say.
Starting point is 01:07:08 We just coined the term. Yes. Nicophobic. I'm sure Susan Wichnicki is loving this. Aye. She just lost her job, by the way. Did she? I don't pay attention.
Starting point is 01:07:19 Who's doing it now? Meghan Markle? Probably. Yeah. It's the Spotify. Did you love the South Park on them? Well, it's great. You know, I have a bit about it on stage now.
Starting point is 01:07:29 It's absurd. It's insane. And we're made to, we need a dose of victimhood all the time. No matter. Oh, you poor royals. $100 million. Yeah, it's horrible. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:07:39 Castles, horrible. Because what it does, it makes, it demoralizes people. And that's what they seem to kind of want. They want people demoralized so that those people don't really have to, you know, proceed in a way that would ever result in these people losing any power at all. I totally agree.
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Starting point is 01:08:19 I've not looked up greedypasum.com. Is that even a website? No, no. We should be careful before we. Please, we could edit it out if it's a problem. Alex Jones, the king of Austin, Texas. Is it Joe Rogan or you? It might be you.
Starting point is 01:08:30 I think it's Joe. Well, I'm going to say it's you for history. So it's like a planet and a bigger thing of clips. It's fine. I know. All right. So Joe's bigger than Alex Jones. Well, you know.
Starting point is 01:08:41 But Joe's telling the truth. So it's kind of good to just sit back. You kind of, that's what you expect, like you causing influence. Yeah. Then people wake up. Then big problems happen. You got to kind of learn to go away.
Starting point is 01:08:51 Well, it's going to be fun. The comedy club's open. Thank you so much for letting me do this. I appreciate it. The second part of the episode is out on Patreon. You are really an amazing, eloquent person who has looked into this shit for many, many years. And people that think they know you
Starting point is 01:09:07 should probably look into your stuff. And they don't know we're married. And they have no idea that we're married, but they will because Bill Gates at South by Southwest is going to give us, we're renewing our vows. We should get married on TV. If we can get married at South by Southwest, I'll absolutely come.
Starting point is 01:09:23 We're getting married. Joe will be the priest. You hear that, CAA? We're getting married. Good night.

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