The Tim Dillon Show - 372 - Bastard Radio

Episode Date: December 2, 2023

Tim reunites with comedians Luis J. Gomez & Nick Mullen to talk about islands, Nick’s hispanic draw, female fans, diversity, walking it off and why some detractors can be good. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Keeps: For your first month free go to KEEPS.com/TIMDILLON ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

but I can see you having like a spot one day in Mexico that you go to. I mean, instead of going to Jamaica all the time, you think it's Puerto Rico. I can. Yeah. And you can tell people it's Puerto Rico, but I could see you having like a nice spot in Mexico. Can't do Mexico. Really? Why not?

The only reason I like to travel is to eat good food. Interesting. And Mexican food is just like the best Mexican food is in America. And is that true though? Kind of. Maybe I agree with you like San Diego and San Antonio. Yeah, dude. The best street tacos I've ever had of my entire life, San Diego.

Incredible. Yeah. And the you I got sick in Mexico twice a bit of Mexico and I got sick both times. Interesting eating fucking whatever or even the ice. Is it because the meat is just not a good quality or the water? I think it's the water, dude. I think whatever it is, I think you got to be used to the bacteria and shit in the water. I don't know, dude.

I just, just seems kind of fucking low rent to me. Yeah. Well, there's that. It was a suggestion, but you're right. You're right. They're monsters. I have, I've moved on from Jamaica though. I mean, I still got a Jamaica.

Where is the new spot? Maybe Costa Rica. Interesting. Costa Rica is a shit. Interesting. Nick, have you been to Costa Rica? No, I've only been to Puerto Rico. But I, I, I, I, I, I, Puerto Rico sucks.

No, I, Puerto Rico is awesome. I think Puerto Rico is like the perfect, you know, it's close. Right. And you can go to Puerto Rico for a fucking weekend and you're not gonna feel like, oh, there's all this extra stuff I could have done. Right. You got it.

Now you go in. Yeah, no extra stuff. Yeah, no. You go to the beach, there's like, there's three blocks of downtown old San Juan that you can look at and then that's it. There's nothing else there. There's cock fighting and like maybe like, if there's like boot like jungle, you can look at. And then that's it. There's nothing else there. There's cock fighting and maybe like,

they've just like boot like jungle. You can go to. What's good about Puerto Rico? Yeah, you'll get reinforced. Well, it's funny because they say, yeah, well, I guess they tell you, they're like Puerto Rico's like a natural island. So it doesn't have any like big like animals

or flora fauna or whatever. But I'm like, is that how islands work? I felt, I didn't like Galapagos islands, there's don't they have like the biggest turtles in the world. Huge iguanas. Yeah, I think Puerto Rico is just kind of sucks. They have shitty animals. Yeah, shitty animals.

The whole thing is like this frog and you go into the jungle. The cookie. Yeah, the cookie. And they, you go into the jungle and the whole time the tour guy's talking about like they're building up this frog. That's all they're branding.

Yeah. And there's how much it sucks. It's a little fucking tree. And we get to the end of the the walking tour and the jungle and the tour guides like, okay, so and now we'll show you the frog. And there's like a tree stump. It's open though. It'd be quiet. So we don't disturb it. And this lady looks into the tree stump and then she's like, okay, he's not. He's not here. Yeah, it was all leads. It was basically, yeah, we saw a different type of. Well, half a Puerto Rico is that it's, I forget what it is. It's either St. Regis, the Dorado, is it four seasons? St. Regis, they have like this, this like development for people that want to pay four percent tax rate. So Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Peter Schiff, that guy who's like the

economist who's all of the people that don't want to pay federal taxes in the US, they pay like four percent. Yeah, the rich call and reserve, it's just a bunch of rich people that go like they pay four percent taxes. There was also like a Bitcoin guy's trying to turn it over to a ton of people. That main guy, Brock, what's his name? The one that'll like go after you if you. Lesnar. No, no.

You have Seagull, right? No, Brock Pearson or something. He was in like Mighty Ducks. He was a child actor. I can't remember the story, but he had Pierce. Brock Pierce. He was a child actor. He was, I think he was in Mighty Ducks.

I can't remember, but he was, got caught up in this scheme in like 99, 2000 with this guy who was like a pedophile. He wasn't Mighty Ducks. Yeah. So he was, he got caught up in the scheme with this, others, him and two other guys, but one main guy was like, he ran a production company that Brian Singer invested in. That would like convince young boys, they did like real world with 12 year old boys, but then they were like raping the kids and making child pornography.

And the one guy got caught with Brock Pierce, like I guess kind of skated. So on Twitter, like then Brock Pierce, that was his story. He was in mighty ducks and then he got caught up in this pedophilia thing. Is this kind of is there part of that's in there. But then D.E. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Mark David, Mark David, Mark David, Mark David, Mark David, Mark David, know. Seven years at whenever. Yeah, well, that's what I mean. Do you remember a name from that? I'm gonna say agent Mark Weiss, which was Asian. There was an agent that was like, that's the one that's mainly featured in that. That I don't know, but I know that documentary came out

and it was ignored. Everyone in Hollywood ignored it, but it was damning. It was incredibly damning. It was a kid sitting in a drive-through of like Del Taco calling these guys going, why did you rape me? And they were like, I'm sorry guys going, why did you rate me? And they were like, I'm sorry.

I was a guy. It was crazy. Literally he's like, remember when you rate me, they're like, hey, come on. Stop, you know, we had fun too or whatever. He's like sitting in a drive-thru. Yeah, no, the documentary is insane. But on that, when that came out, people would go after Brock Pierce who had reinvented himself as a Bitcoin guy.

And he's like somebody. Nick should give the tours a Puerto Rico. Yeah. You just hear that. So much people sitting there like, fuck the frog. We're like, it's pedophiles. It's a Bitcoin. Well, Brock Pierce was offering like like like $50,000 boundies to anybody that could like

unmask whoever was calling him a pedophile on Twitter. Interesting. Which means if he's paying that much to get the information, he's paying that much to we have this person fucking killed also. So he's got a lot of Bitcoin. He was like an early, he bought on the dip. That's what you're saying. Well, that's the thing is because he's like the like the whole point when Bitcoin started

people were like, oh, this is for pedophiles and drug addicts. And then fucking so pedophiles and drug addicts. Why do I say that? I guess this is dark web. Well, they're letting on the dark web. Was it all dark web originally? And that was the thought. That was the use case for it.

It was buying drugs or child pornography. You want to get someone killed. I want to get hired. I can't get my wife. So the worst. Pay are in Bitcoin. The worst kinds of people you can imagine. Yes.'t get to kill my wife. So the worst. They are in Bitcoin. They're more than Bitcoin. The worst kinds of people you can imagine. Yes. Somebody trying to kill their wife for a pedophile. Those were the de facto early retail

investors in early adapters. And then there had to have been somebody that a lot of them. There's now a whole world of secret millionaire pedophiles who couldn't figure out how to use Silk Road, who bought Bitcoin to buy child pornography, then couldn't figure out how to use the Tor browser, and now they've found the thumb drive, and they all live in Florida. They're like, oh, literally, they all moved there, because they're all in Puerto Rico staring at that frog,

going to wish you weren't gay. Yeah, right. They're like, I don't wanna pay taxes on this. I bought this shit years ago, so. I love the idea of you were a kid. Yeah, right. They're like, I don't want to pay taxes on this. I bought this shit years ago. So I love the idea of being a pedophile. You have the Bitcoin and you can't use the browser. You're just like, and you can't call tech support. Well, tour is kind of hard to use.

I imagine. Yeah. But I mean, it's like that's the idea that you can't just call someone over and go away. Yeah, no geek squad. I don't even know Amazon customer support. I'm praying. How are you doing, Mr. Brock?

Yeah, I'm good. Listen, I'm a pedophile. And I figured out how to buy the Bitcoin. But how do I use the tour browser to purchase child porn? I'm a bitch. Oh, Mr. Brock. Yes. Okay, I'm sorry you're having trouble with these, Mr. Brock.

We want to thank you again for being an Amazon Prime subscriber and happy holidays to you. We were looking to that, those guys are the best. Yeah, I was saying that like someone recently but I remember how mad and I don't think it's that like xenophobia has went away. Yeah, remember how fuckingrationally mad people were at the Indian like customer service departments? Now anybody who doesn't speak English at all,

I get furious. Well, maybe you're bad. Like, no, but because in my mind, I'm going like, why would you, why would you put this person on the phone? This is the only thing they have to do. It's like a prank. Well, this is my point. It is putting them in the line of fire sometime.

This is my point though. But the Indians are very friendly. The Indians, everyone get mad at the Indians, but now nobody complains about it now that it's the Filipinos. Oh, yeah, the Indians are much better. No, the Indians are much worse than the Filipinos. Nobody complains about the Filipinos. They're so much better. Dude, if I call any customer service and they hear an accent, I hang up a media and I call right back and try to get a white bird. It makes the Philippine by the way, they call it so go watch Nick special, but what makes the Filipinos so much better than the Indians?

Literally just calling you Mr or Mrs. your first name. Okay. And it makes you feel like Donald Duck or Mickey Mouse. Right. And then, you know, it's like, it's so disarming. Okay. You know, I just, I, I, I think the Indians have gotten better. Yeah. In in the time that they've done this, they were really terrible. Like they'd be like, you know, my name is Josh, but now they've

gotten, I feel like better and they're more. We I feel like they lie about their names a little while. That's what culture. That's one of the positive benefits. Indian customer service people no longer have to lie about their names. Is that true? Did we start already, by the way? Yeah, we've been doing this for 20 minutes. Oh, wow. Nick just does real good bits in life. Yeah, what do you think we're all enjoying each other's company? I thought we were going to be about Puerto Rico with no ad revenue and no money.

I thought I was sitting here talking about that. I thought there would be like, and we're starting. We all know who everyone knows who everyone is. We'll introduce everybody. But we haven't been here before. Right. The new studio. It's in studio in and we're starting. We all know who everyone knows who everyone is. We'll introduce everybody. But we haven't been here before. Right. With that studio. It's in studio in New York.

It's nice. It is nice. Yeah. It's in a building with other, it's a we work, or it was a we work, and it's people that rent space, shady guys and gals. And they just let you rent it monthly. They let you sign a lease, but the people out there, some of them are working like, what's a phone booth?

I know. I saw that. I was saying to him, it's like the old timey reporter. Yeah. They're in like a phone booth. They're like, Hey, yeah, I don't know what's going on. Get this one on the wire, pal. Right.

Right. The imagine just being the guy who's like starting a business and you just run one of the blue. Yeah. It's like a tiny little. I don't know what it is, but there's people out here. They have no, they're not part of, I think, a company. They're just rogue. Well, they're entrepreneurs. They're entrepreneurs. They're entrepreneurs and they're like, dude, you know what? I want to, instead of working

from at home, I'm going to go to an office every day. I want to be free to tower. Yes. They want to be inspired. I kind of admired a little bit. Are you would? I can't. I'm just a little bit would. And I think that some of them are doing good, I guess. But every now and then, you'll see like an old woman in one of those weird things, like she's closed off

and like that phone booth. And it's just piled up with papers and weird. Like I don't know what the hell she's doing. I think that's menopause. I think that's that's change of life. Yeah, I think that's what happens every woman. I helped my buddy start a company years ago. Yeah. It was out of like a we work type space. Very similar. Some was Brock here. Sunshine Suites in the the East Village and the whole company was this is when social media was just starting. Um, that's just starting. But like whole company was, this is when social media was just starting, not just starting, but like my space was still around Facebook

was around obviously, but the whole business plan was we were gonna sell social media marketing packages to businesses. We go business to business. It was just a phone call. We were like, yeah, well, we'll run all your social media's,

we'll link them all together. We had no idea how to use social media. Like I didn't even know how to make a Twitter profile at that time. And we just fucking called people up and just ripped them off. And that was it. And we started a company and- But did you, what did you try to,

do you want lots of people entrusted you with marketing of their business? Did you even try? Because I could have been by the way, that could have been a great business. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's basically SEO and like social media consultate. Right.

That's by the way, that's what Gary Vannier Chuck does. Yeah. And that guy's worth a lot of money. Yeah, but we had no idea, like we had no idea what we were doing. We had a guy named Merrick. I remember this fucking intern, we had an unpaid intern from NYU that we may do all of the like accounts.

Like it was like this fucking autistic kid with pimples. Yeah, terrible skin. He had no fucking clue what he was doing. And we just ripped people off for like two or three years. Interesting. It was great. And that was what was it called again? I analyst.com.

Did can we still, can we go to it? I might be destroying his company right now. I analyst.com. Let's see if it's still a thing it must be. I analyst.com. Oh, well. We are the 2%. There's a lot of losses coming from this show, huh?

I'm too. We got a lot, we got Brock Pierce, and then we got the people at I analyst. Well, that's kind of why, Jesus is going to be like, we're being sued by three different people. That's why I didn't think we started, because if Brock Pierce does threaten people. Well, I didn't, why Jesus is going to be like, we're being sued by three different people. That's why I didn't think we started, because if Brock Pierce does threaten people.

Well, I didn't, but it's content. Yeah. I think they figured it out, by the way. Yeah. No, it looks great. They fit, they look. Here's the deal. You came up.

A big part of it, a big part of the marketing was simply showing a graphic with like a little bunch of like stick people. Yeah. And then with like arrows pointing to your business. Stick people to more stick people that pointed to to YouTube. And that arrow pointed back to your. Yes.

No, that's the. It's the chart was the primary. Yeah. That was huge. You, you started out as an entrepreneur in this selling tickets in Times Square. Yeah. And you watched the entire social media thing happen. Yeah, nobody was using social media.

Dean Cook was a big documentary. By the way, I very much want to make a documentary about you. Okay. And like because that starting out as you sold comedy club tickets, and then like the main guy was Steve Hsetter. That's the way. I don't know if he would agree to do it, but I'd of course rather make a documentary about

Steve Hoffsetter. Steve Hoffsetter. I feel I feel I feel worse for than any. Well, he was the original Hegler guy video. I honestly he invented the entire business model now. Yeah. He invented 20 years ago. Ironically, he's like the most influential guy in comedy.

Yeah, right. Because it all stinks at first. Every trend in comedy sucks before it's cool. Like producing your own comedy shows, when I started was like, Wack, like you were considered a shit comic who had to produce your own show. Let's see how many views he, I guess he has a new special. Let's see how many views this has.

235. Okay. 135K, when did it come out?? 235. Okay. 135K, when did it come out? A year ago. Okay. So most influential man and he invented this. He invented the like self-produced. Self promotion.

Yes, right. Hecklers, planning. But it was also planning. Planning hecklers is just so, there's just, you saw it happen and we all went, oh, he's planning hecklers. We know how real hecklers are and there's no, nobody has 50 fucking hecklers in a row, right?

Right. Um, well, that's, remember how, because people used to mock it, they'd be like comedian destroys hecklers. Yeah. And then something changed. I guess it was TikTok is that the TikTok audience was more, I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I you know, I mean, this has got to, it's like, he's got to be going crazy. Well, he's got 800,000 subscribers on YouTube. He's doing pretty well. He's doing a lot better than I thought. Do you remember I did a contest at his club in Queens?

Laughing devil. But yeah, it was the laughing devil comedy. Laughing devil comedy club. Yeah. Right? That was one in Queens. Yeah. He's standing in a bind. He's standing in a standing room.

He was ahead of the curve in terms of like putting out stuff on social media, on sites like YouTube. And like way before I knew. But he was like, he just was shameless with it. I remember I did his contest. He was like, it was essentially a bringer contest. You know, like bring friends, but you didn't have to. You don't have to bring friends, but it'd be good if you did. So I showed up. I didn't bring any friends. And it's like me and five of their comics. Like these are like just brand brand new comics. I'm maybe three or four years into comedy. And then I ended up I won the competition. It was an audience vote. And the other people's friends still voted for me because everyone was so green.

And then and that was to be passed at the club. And then I was like, cool, can I start putting it in a vase? He was like, you're now on to the next round of the competition. Maybe you want to be to come in the next week to do another competition. I was like, I'd fuck this. No, back when my space was around, it's funny. My space had a MySpace comedy page. You can convert your profile to MySpace comedian page. And it was him and Yannis too. I feel like was very big on there. Yeah, perhaps.

Yeah, those guys you would see, they were just friends with everybody. I think I was very big on there. Yeah, perhaps. Yeah. Those guys you would see him. They were just friends with everybody. Right. Steve would add anybody with like a comedian page or just like add as the whole business is full of people who like dipped their toe into something. And then it was before there was money in it. Yeah. Or there was before it was the thing

to do. Well, that's how they just stayed with it. They would be huge. But he did, he did stay with it. Well, yeah, but he, well, come on. We mean like, like, for example, Yannis, had Yannis stayed on YouTube. Like then he kind of left that and he started doing like the half hour and all the shit you thought you should do. Yeah. But like, that's the story of a lot of people in the business that were like, they were there for a minute and then they, you know, it's all peaks and valleys. So you watch all like, like, Janus had moments where he was fucking up here and then it goes

down out. He seems to be killing it right now. Right. Chris did. You look at Chris D's career, dude. Yeah. He was like on guy code, girl code, like things were fucking looking great. And then he fucking linked up with the honest and gas digital and it was fucking retarded.

Why would you do any of that stuff? Right. And then he had a little bit of a dip and now Chris is a fucking celebrity. Right. You know, so it's it is up and down. That's what I'm telling myself. No, it is. I'm trying to convince myself that it's going to go up.

Yeah, we're both down right now. That's not true. We'll see. We'll see. You just, I've only, I've told you, the only thing you have to do is fire every person that you see. When you walk into your institution, you have to fire, it's like a video game. If they're even in your eye line, you have to fire them, fired, get out, fired, get out. That's all you have to do. And hire a team of Filipinos. Maybe

you were Indians. By the way, why have you not outsourced? This is a great, why have you not outsourced a lot of the job to Filipinos? A lot of it to be like a lot of it. I go to a I me sterimiko hello mr. Zach. Hello, I have brought you your Wendy's Mr. Zach. We have ordered pizza. We have your advertisement for Kade him. Here's your Kade and read. How is the yet for a second? Then Mullins new specials out by the way. We'll do this in the beginning of the show. Oh, okay. We'll put this in the beginning.

Oh, all right. Lewis Gomez and Nick Mulliner with us. Nick has a new special out on YouTube right now. And Lewis has a special out on YouTube. It's actually it'll be on the Adam Friedland show channel. I think this is the fun. So Nick Mullins specials out on the Adam Friedland show channel. We're just going to try and consolidate and see if you should. Well, everything, we need

something to write. And so Lewis Gomez has a special. Lewis J Gomez has a special. This also holds you back, making people do that. It's just if I didn't know you, you do. I'm going to do it on purpose. No, it's just it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, there's no other Lewis Gomez, by the way. There is. Is there? I think there must be there's a guy from Wednesday who's just happy. People. People tag me. He's a genuine celebrity. People tag me sometimes thinking they're tagging Luis Guzman. Yeah, well, he's a legend. Yeah, Luis Guzmán is a legend. Oh, look at that. Um, Luis Gomez has a, Luis J. Gomez has a special on where? Guestigial.com.

No, it's on YouTube. It's on YouTube. Yeah, yeah. It's all on YouTube. All those half hours are on YouTube. But Nick's comedy is on Adam Friedland show. The Adam Friedland show channel. It's called You're the Dragon.

You're of the dragon. You're the dragon. So, uh the dragon. You're the dragon. So, you know, I would look, hey, I would love it. If you could please like, comment, subscribe and share, because this is all just a game, and we're all trying to be Steve Hofstetter. So even if I, I don't disagree. Even if you fucking hate it, look,

no, I don't, maybe every other people do. I didn't want to do a special, but there's a lot of money. It's very funny. I've seen it. do a special, but there's a lot of money. It's very funny. I've seen it. You should watch it. There's a lot of money. There's a lot of money to be made right now and stand up. You gotta get to the theater level. You gotta get to the theater. I don't know what clubs pay a lot of money to. Here's the other thing too. You're about a year and a half ago. I had an eight pack. And I will give those pictures. If you want to show it's a, I don't know. I think you need women to come to shows.

That's that big help. Yeah. I'm getting more of them, but it's still not the majority. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. Anybody that's doing real well, I feel like they, they got 50% they tapped into the girl. They tapped into the girl market somehow.

And I feel that women can't hate you. Look at my fucking wheels turn I was like wow that's the opposite of my strategy I would say that they are sort of my the not natural enemy, but in the way that you can't have like you can have you can have two old Cats and a small the people that are coming to your show lose is one person buying one ticket Yeah, I know this women Travel and packs dude. it's infuriating. Every time I look at it in my crowd,

because my fans are fucking losers. I look at it and it's just a bunch of single. And thank you everyone for being part of our journey. It's a bunch of single individual dudes that there were a big fucking closer to big for them. They're all fucking dressed like big J. And none of them have any fucking friends. And then I look out and I'm like,

I'm surprised I even got to 60% capacity. I gotta be honest with you. Right, because it's one person. We should know, we should make those guys buy more than one ticket. Yeah, half of them are wearing a fucking like 17 XL gildin hoodies. Yeah.

And so they don't, they take up the entire table. This is what happens before Louis dis about it. It's self, if Southwest Airlines can do it, the comedy clubs can do it. Before three days before Lewis's show, this is what happens in any house. Someone with the basement door opens and a guy goes, I'll give you the cash. No. No, they only take cards. I'll give you the cash. It's not a racist show. It's not going to inspire me to do anything bad.

It's comedy. I say to my crowd all the time, I was like, just get friends, please. I can start selling shows now. If you just have a friend. Right. Yeah. I listen, women travel impacts. Women talk to other women to other women about what do I have to do? Do I have to watch the bachelor?

Yeah, it's all Nick. It's all thing. It's not just abs. You know what it is You have to really know it's not even abs. It's no it's like you have to like be cute You gotta watch like selling sunset those types of shows yeah being in shape is never I just talk about selling sunset, but I related to Israel and Namaz. That's not it. That doesn't know. Cause I said, the hottest real estate show right now is the Hamas war.

Right. It's even hotter than selling something. That's a brilliant take. Our women appreciating that, I don't think so. Yeah. I have a Hezbollah t-shirt I got and you have no idea how hard it was to find this. Oh, it's so hard.

Yeah. Now, but some women like my show and some women like, you know, what we all do and they're coming, there's more of them coming now than they have ever been before. But you know that they're, they're fucked up. They're damaged. The girls that are coming out to our show. Well, there, well, how about this? Maybe it's not that they're damaged.

Maybe they have kind of a little bit of the neural pathways of a male. Mm-hmm. That maybe they're successful. Like in that, they're, you know, you think that because I've seen some of the gals at my shows, and that's not what I think when I see it. Well, I will say that it runs again. I'm surprised at the amount of people that come to my shows that are soft, spoken Hispanic guys.

Yes. Like, I've been, uh, I've been, I've been, I've been a sin for like years. Well, you know what it is. Yeah. You know, like me and my friends, we've been since like high school. Right, because they're, they don't have a culture that's available to them. Yes, they do. It's the audio installation section at Best Buy.

Right. But you come in and you fill that, you fill that in. It's PlayStation 4. It's interesting because some comics we know, it's really racial. Some comics are supported by their people. Yeah. I'm not supported by gay people. And you're not really supported by Puerto Ricans.

Which is why I tricked them. I tricked them though, because Latinos, they're, look, Edith is poor, Latinos are stupid. Okay. They're easily treated. We're not editing that. They're the Latinos. Look, Ed at this point out, Latinos are stupid. Okay, they're easily true. We're not editing that. They're easily true. I am a genius, I will say, I will not stand for this. Yeah. I'm not gonna sit here.

This monster spused this hate speech. Yeah, I get when you, like Latinos and blacks, like just in the wild wild like in the clubs watch our special They love me in the wild they won't love if they if they they believe the hoopla on the hype They're not gonna be into what I do But if I just happen upon a black family in a comedy club, they're gonna love what I do now Let me just right rewind this. Yeah. If you happen upon just Will Smith, black family, get a comedy. Will Smith and his son, will Smith there looking for a job

with a family in the comedy club. It happens. They're going to love what you do. They're going to love what I do because they got real problems. They're not going to be offended by all these. I know words. I fucking this guy is fucking. But by the way, can we mark it in the next tour like that? Black families have real problems. Come see Lewis Gomez. I'll say this, I've seen it. I don't think, I don't think my stand-up's offensive. I think it's pretty like, it's not that any of us are offensive.

We're not talking to women. No, this should I would do on calm down as offensive, but that's, that is, I always felt that that was more of a born out of a disdain for comedy itself. So it's like, what if I said this, right? Not that I am saying this, right? It's like, what if I, how lazy would it, how funny would it be to lazily say this? That doesn't make any sense. But it doesn't make a ton. But yeah, that's the Brock Peter's benefit. It's more like what

if I was. Yeah, right. But no, I get what you're saying. You're almost like, and a podcast, sometimes you just say the fucking lowest hanging fruit because you're like, well, I shouldn't say the lowest hanging fruit. Dating is where it's at. If you're a lot of women, most women that go out wanna hear about the mating ritual.

And if you're going to talk about that, that is going to excite them. This is from my very cursory study of this. Now, I don't discuss that. I also have a gay guy. I can't discuss. I cannot discuss men and women and what they do. Would you start sleeping with women so that you could have a new and if I went a woman route, it would be and it could be very successful. It would be kind of a CBS like, you know, it's me and my wife and there's a Mexican family and it's it we're on a border and they move next door and I'm like rough around the edges. It's not a bad idea. It's like, you know, if you could do like a Chuck Laurie thing where you used to be gay, you're straight.

That is could be the sitcom on CBS in like five years. That would be amazing. I'm an ex gay guard at the border. Yeah. And, you know, and then my wife is always trying to get me to like see them as people. Yeah. And I have, I see some of them as people,

but I struggle with it. Yeah. But there's a great see some of them as people, but I struggle with that. Yeah. But there's a great scene where they make me Mexican food. And we all, they ever tell you about, I was on the border one time and I saw a border patrol guy wearing a kilt. They allowed, they led him do that.

He had the rest of his uniform on, but he had a kilt on underneath. That's amazing. It's, it's so insulting. They're clearly not taking it seriously. Like, this is the problem. Can you imagine you go, you want to... The border patrols your theater kids?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't like a bunch of the moves. One guy, it was one guy. It was one guy. It was at McDonald's. Yeah, US law enforcement and killed. It was allowed to do that. I think you just choose that.

I guess. What is the next iteration of what do you think goes on here because you're a mind you're in the game You're seeing it right now. You're seeing a lot of crowd work like I just did a crowd work clip in San Diego That's five believe this. Yeah, it's crazy People love that interaction. I honestly have no I don't give a shit I did the special because you're supposed to hopefully people like it people gonna love it

Hopefully that the second that stand up doesn't make sense money-wise anymore, I'm done. Of course. I'm fucking, I'm done. I believe many of us feel that way. And then I'll go back to, yeah. It's all, it's, it's no sense money-wise. You're talking to two people who agree with you.

It's so so hobbyy, what are you talking about? It's crazy too, because like everybody that's like quote unquote blah. I'll give you the quote unquote I can't Show his Friday I Would have been paid last week but I missed it because I was sick I would have made more money helping put this set together than I make

Do we You're like torn in Europe you're like London in Europe yeah, but these are like little clubs These are my Your I mean you're spending a lot of money to get to the place Oh, yeah, that's a terrible idea. But even. It's easy.

I see what you do. It was me, Dave Smith, Zach and Robbie Burns, and we brought four people. You bring a whole crew to like Lima, Peru. What? What? Ideas. What agent is cosigning this? I'm going to kill myself.

Do you think the crowd work stuff holds on? Do you think these clips? Do you think we live in this world forever? No, I think it's a, it's a fad to a certain degree. I think honestly stand up is really hot right now. And all the podcasters are touring right now and doing stand up. And that's going to cool off. We're people discount, like how much of this is also just like the pandemic. Yeah. Vent to people from going out and doing any now Now people are out. Yeah, people paying back. And then you get a bump off TikTok, which TikTok's gonna be illegal in three months once a month.

You think they're gonna, they're shutting it down. I think they are. I've always said that. Now the TikTok's gone after Israel. I mean, yeah, you could do anything you want, but. You could be on TikTok. You could throw as many paraplegic people

in front of the train as you are. That's all fine. You could have a TikTok. I don't see the of the train as you are. That's all fine. You could have a take tie. Honestly, the Osama bin Laden, that was the funniest. Hilarious. The people like, oh, everybody on TikTok saying Osama bin Laden's good now. And it's like two videos. Yeah.

It wasn't even a huge thing. It was not. It was two videos. It was, yeah. It was, honestly, very funny video of like, you know, some black lady being like, girl, girl. Have you read this letter? He was right. Oh my God.

Did you know about, girl, do you know about the Musya Hadim? The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the Musya, what? They've been talking about getting rid of it. For a long time. They've been talking about it. Get rid of it. Get rid of all those things. By the way, I'm kind of agreeing not not in the sense that I care about the lot of

letter, but I say get rid of it. Get rid of it. Get rid of it. We were happier before we had social media. Get rid of all of it. No, we weren't happier. I don't know if we were. I think, Jack, I think some people were happy. I think everyone was all of that. No, we weren't happy. I don't know if we were happy. I'm the exact, I think it's,

well, some people were happy. I think everyone was happy. A lot of people might have been happy. I think everyone did just, but here's the deal. The anxiety that people have for me. You were 20 years old. You weren't happy.

Our entire career now. We're happier because of social. Our entire career is this. Yeah. You cannot roll it back. I'm just saying Ben TikToks, I don't have followers. Me personally, I would, that's my only, I'm saying let's reset because people have really blown past me on this thing. I know what's going on. Let's reset now. And let's reset. I'm just saying reset.

So you just wipe clean slate, keep TikTok, but dump everybody else to start at zero. And we'll start over now and delete and you get a six month head start. Well, it's not the worst idea. Yeah. But no, I think we delete tick tock and go, this one is no good because it's the Chinese or whatever it's trying to kill. You should do whatever is really. Whatever it is. I have like no, I've got what 60,000 followers.

Yeah, 60 let's delete this now. This is a bad way. I haven't tried, but this is embarrassing. Now let's delete this because of the Hamas and the Chinese. Yeah. It's just like, Which one of you is the best at then, YouTube? Hamas?

No. Social media. I don't know. Podcasting, but it's not social media. Instagram's the one that I think is the best. Podcasts, podcasting is social media. So then that one, that's the one I'm good at. And Instagram, I'm okay at because I get,

I know how to do the swipe up. I wish. I'm 38, you gotta realize we're all getting old. Yeah, I already, I'm old, we're old. We're old. So I'm 41 years old. The reality is these things don't make as much sense. Like I don't, and I think it shouldn't.

They don't make as much sense to me as they did back in, you know, well, they got a weird. No, it was like a abstract for a minute. Remember, there was like that, uh, that eight second one where you can only be like eight second videos. That was like a fine. Yeah, that was, there was no, there was no use for it. There was no purpose.

It was just people became stars on that. And then shut down and they, okay, some of them committed suicide. Yeah, they disappeared. Not genuinely. They all, they all disappear. They all put themselves on a loop. We know. We know people, we're like, that was their whole career.

Yeah. And then they just, I mean, gone. Sometimes like, but that's show business. That's right. That show business has always been that. That's true. It's like, literally, you get your 15 minutes of fame and then you get, you know get sexually molested by a producer

and then it ends and then the government comes and says, oh, that $20 million you made, we're taking 13 of it. And then you get behind on your mortgage, the bank takes that back. And now you're just a guy that was molested. Right. And then you kill yourself.

And that's what being a comedian has always been. That's right. That's what it should have been. Yeah. And that's what it was actually good. That's what I do. Remember when the goal was to simply just be alone on the road making $1500 a weekend? Yeah.

That was it. It was the top of the mountain. Yeah. It's true. Yeah. No, this didn't exist. I remember thinking, I remember when I started comedy being like, oh, dude, if I could just do the, if I could just get my last money, the funny bones. Yeah.

If I can make $50,000 a year doing like, the level, the first thing you do is take a mega bus to like an Albany funny bone and you stay overnight like a dump and you feel great. Yeah. You feel it's actually the best feeling ever. The first time I said a red roof and actually dude, I think you were, were you with me? Was it, did you do the strip club? Yeah, was. The first time I said a red roof in actually, dude, I think you were, were you with me?

Was it, did you do the strip club? Yeah, was that the first time? Dude, I think that was the first time I said it a red roof in. And I just, my wife was gotten to a fight with the Indian guy. Yeah, I can't. What happened? Did they not have your sweets? No, they, he's like, this is like, I pre-reserved the sweet literally.

Yes, they were like, we don't have your reservation. They didn't have, there was exposed fucking like, you know, especially. No, they're, they were like we don't have your reservation. They didn't have there was exposed fucking like They were they was like a pardon our fucking appearance That sign was falling apart. No, the whole the place was a mess They had like they you know, and you go to like a real shitty motel and they have prices for all the things you can steal And that on there was like the microwave Right. Yeah. Like, and that on there was like the microwave.

Right. Like picture frames. Yeah. $125. Cause people are just stealing everything. Now they're just warning you. Yeah, don't fuck around here. Yeah, don't steal the fucking, don't take the microwave.

Don't take the microwave. Don't smell like no-cut the whole hallway dude. Yeah. And yeah, we fucking, shower curtain. You could take a look. Like here was this. This is six, seven years ago at least. No, it was like 20, 14.

Isn't it good that all of our friends have done well? Yeah. Well, that's good. That's how you define well. Yeah. And friends. We're doing all of our business. Some of our friends haven't, but everybody that we know

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No, it's not that they're not my friends, but it's just like... You know, what do you want? It's like, what do you want? What do you, what do you talk to somebody about? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do for those people? You really can't. That's what I mean. I love those people. What are you going to do? It's not, it's not like there's not any kind of, there's not like, it's, there is some, you can, after the fact, take a look at success and say, these are the factors that led you. But that doesn't mean that you can like, just isolate those things and then the, the,

the, the, even though some, the some are doing horribly. Yeah. I would say that many of them are doing better than they were. I don't know. There's people. I know. I'm'm not gonna name names, but there's comics that are extremely funny. Yeah.

And they haven't caught on. Yeah, but they have exposure. People know who they are. And they're good. And like they should be doing better than they are. Yeah. And for whatever reason, it just doesn't like, it's like watching like a like a airplane try to start.

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because they would staff a room. And then they would have this is kefir, by the way, it's not a glass of milk. I don't have to talk about this. I feel like it's rude to say diversity hires or whatever, but you would have a diverse writers room, but then they would hire a white guy, and the white guy they would hire would always be like a white guy with darker sensibilities that would say

stuff that would be perceived as offensive, because that in and of itself is a type of diversity who wouldn't get hired as the white guys that are like, guys, can we just be a little nicer to women? Right. You know, those guys wouldn't get hired. Because it's like, the guys who secretly wanted to rape everyone in the room.

I wouldn't get hired. I mean, that's probably the reason I know. Yeah, can we just be a little kinder to these ladies? Yeah, yeah. And do you need a rhino? Because I'm a rapist. Yeah. Yeah, the UCB cat sweater.

Yeah. Aggressive messenger. That's, I would love to do a little like movie about a character. I have a character in my head that is one of those guys. Because that was such an annoying type of guy 10 years ago. Yeah, so you said everywhere. Ultra-feminist cat sweater wearing rapists. Right, exactly.

Yeah. And they always had a name like Brandon Scott, Eric. We had the one of those. You know and they always had a name like Brandon Scott area the one of those You know, I was at a name. I was three names four first names. Yeah, it was yes. Yeah, I'm David. I'm David Brandon One of the one of the shortest and most ill-fated Podcasts of the boom Was not bastard radio. It was a podcast called rape. Rapetix. It's called rape. Yeah. We are Lewis Gomez, myself. And I believe Karen Fien. Maybe.

We're investigating open mic rape claims. Comedy rapes. Comedy rapes. And employing our knowledge of the, you know, and by the way, we, the most famous rape, probably, or one of them, but probably the most famous rape. We investigated it and it got weird. It actually got cool. It was hilarious. It was a, we found some very interesting things happening

and it didn't end up. Remember that? Remember how exciting it was? What was the girl rape, right? No, that was one of the other episodes. That was where we actually had her on. That was hilarious. And she said that case, Anthony,

think is still my favorite moment. Well, the highlight of that whole era and the Aaron, you know, it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the highlight of all of the Mee Tues in New York comedy was when Ray Cump and Margarice and Ray Yeah, Marguerese and Ray Cump. Yeah. We're canceling each other.

Yeah. I don't know. Like fucking, I think Mark touched Ray's tit and then Ray grabbed Mark's penis and then they had a like a two day battle on Facebook. When Ray's like, well, you touched my breasts first. You touched me first. I was a friend. Yeah talk you talk my press first You talk me first I was the friend I know you talk to my press first and then and then Mark I think start Mark started to lose so he transitioned

Oh was it that one? Perhaps I don't know but there was another one of those and that I think that's what happens I think you're gonna argue me in the bank and you start to lose you go I'm a woman now that put an end to it There was no more it was that one and the other one were and this is the funniest one because I remember this is back when I was on Facebook I like woke up I go on to Facebook and I'm not I wasn't really checked in that I really kind of only hover Hang out the stand so I was never really fully integrated in the New York stand-up scene and That's why I saw you I see on Facebook that someone saying just to let everyone know Mo Fafel Bab is a rapist. Yes That's why I saw you I see on Facebook that someone saying just to let everyone know

Mo Fafel Bab is a rapist. Yes, I was like do remember this I said ran that very woke Brooklyn comedy Mo Fafel Bab was a very woke comedy There's no way that that's a name. What was it called that thing he ran Sesame Street Sesame Street. Yeah. I was like, it was like the fucking, was it the annoyance? No, I was like, it was something where it was like the Brooklyn comedy collectiver. It was like, come to the comedy commu or whatever.

Yeah. Well, that also turned into, then the story came out and he was like, no, I blacked out and you raped me. And then it was them, it was him and this woman arguing about who raped you. And it just turned, it turned the whole thing into like a laughing stock. And then nobody was killed.

Well, we found some weird shit with the, with the Glazer thing where we found some stuff where it was like, remember, we found that non-binary person in the mix. It was like these two women and we interviewed his roommate. Listen, we, I completely forgot about that entire thing. It was really great. I don't know where you find that podcast. Is it a real ass podcast? Is it on that feed? It hard to be. That shit was fucking wild. And then the reason we stopped was because it actually

got dark. It got dark. We actually are covering shit where it was like, we're talking like, can you tell me what happens? Well, so here's the thing. I feel left out. There's a big rape story. And I'm not really. He was not a successful comic,

but he was completely thrown out of the scene because a claim to him and claimed that he drugged and yeah. Yeah, drugged and raped them. And me and Lewis wanted to know more. So we interviewed his roommate. Now his roommate said also to that, that whole thing blew up because when it initially happened when the fire started, there was people can't like saying, oh, this guy's a rapist. And it was based on a screen cap of an anonymous message from somebody who works at UCB who

said that somebody else said this guy was a rape. So it was like, and that's when Mascar got involved and he was right to say we can't. And I was like, I was like, look, you can't fucking destroy a guy, but then once we started on the phone. But there was not even details. It was just that he's a rapeist. As soon as we started talking, as soon as we spoke to two people that knew, and we were

like, this is a dark individual. Yeah, yeah, we're like, this is a dark individual. He's a dark individual, but also I think it was, it was one of those situations where I think everybody was lying. That's when you realize when you get to the depths of these, everybody's lying. And then you start calling, oh, he is a rapist, but he might not array those people when they said he did. Yeah.

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Maybe people stopped raping, but I just think like anything else was a fucking fad. It's like, it's crowd work videos. They shut it down after the terror read thing. That's where it ended. Like, terrible. Terror read made claims against Joe Biden and then they had the right art.

There was articles. Like terror read, stup, stup, stup. Different terror read. Okay, that was a win. No, she was a staffer, she was a staffer in the 90s. She made claims against him and then she ended up like defecting to Russia. And so now people, she was saying,

he, okay, now I remember. No, so there's rape claims in the minute. But then when that happened, this came out. He had worked for Biden as a congressional aid in 92 and 93 and later attended Antioch University. She later, I read and misrepresented herself and her life experience on numerous again. So this is all just she never had.

But when this happened, then there was there had to be articles that were like, well, believe all women doesn't actually mean. Believe it. That's the thing. Once someone comes out and goes out one of the sacred cows, they go, oh, actually, we didn't mean believe all women. Yeah. Also believe all women is the craziest thing in the fucking world. It's crazy. It's psychotic. The craziest person we all know is a woman. Guarantee. If you think about the craziest person you've ever met in your entire life, it's a fucking female Guarantee. I mean, also, the point, the substance of the believable

women doesn't mean like, you know, they're incapable of lying in the same way that black lives matter doesn't mean that like white lives don't matter. You know, it's like, it's not that it's mainly directed at the people who are supposed to investigate things like the police, for example, because I don't think so because you'll see it. It's still to this day. I might have started as a Nick, but it really became more of a cultural thing. Yeah. Social media. Well, that's where social media became life for everybody. Well, this, this is where. This proves that the level of nuance that you're demanding for a while there,

that if a woman claims to have been assaulted, she's not lying. But this proves, I mean, that was the, this proves that it never meant that. Because, because, Sure, I don't believe in that. Because, because the people that were the most diard supporters of it,

like obviously held that nuance in their heads because something like this comes up and they're like, well, you know what I mean. Of course, they have no problem with the collateral damage when it's happening to their enemies. But also, I mean, I don't know, are people really investigating this?

No, you get the same people on the other side. Oh, but he's investigating. Right, you get happy. You're like, oh, yeah, no, he did it no matter what. Cause fuck Joe Biden. Right. You get happy. You're like, oh, yeah, no, he did it. No matter what, because fuck your Biden. Right. Which I'm not going to do. I'm so sure maybe when it sort of became was like, you know, somebody would claim something

like a girl. I just saw this happen recently. Another comic got accused of some shit. Some girl post some thing. Very vague. The thing that she posts and people are just responding to it. Hashtag believe all women. I believe you.

I'm so sorry. This happened. You're like, like just just a blunt like a blind accusation. You can just do that and just randomly people will just blindly follow it. That's kind of crazy. I just love the idea of like it was me. Guys, I'm not being taken down. The people are represented by two equally important groups, Lewis Gomez and Tim Don't rape decks. And we just have to go back. I'll bring it back right now. It's a thing. And and just because here's the thing, there are answers to all of these open

Mike comedy rapes. If you, if you look hard and I know, I think the answer is that it's not any more prevalent in comedy than it is anywhere else. This building, the, the people who work here, they deal with sexual assault. I've been raped three times. I loved it. I walk it off.

Who cares? I'm a big deal. Tim walks in the elevator backwards. I try to get raped. I had my anus and genitals removed after seeing the Barbie move. It's not really something I have to worry about. That makes a lot of sense.

I, Caitlin Jenner, came to my friends giving in Los Angeles. Really? Yeah. That's great. You told me you were going to try to get her to come to Skankfest. That never happened.

She wasn't into it. Is it really true? I tried. You said, dude, I want to bring, Tim called me up. He's like, dude, I want to break the internet. That's what I'm going to say. I'm going to bring Caitlin Jenner. It was an insane friend. It's you, I want to bring him call me up. He's like, dude, I want to break the internet. That's what I'm going to bring. It was in a friend.

It's you, Caitlin Jenner. Gary Wise. Kim Jong-il. Kim Jong-il. Yeah, I'm off. Bobby Lee. Yeah, Kim Jong-il. Santino.

Yeah, it was wacky. Just a bunch of LA idiots. When are you coming out there? Um, I don't know. Yeah, I got to figure out a date. I figured out. Introduce me to fucking Caitlyn Jenner. Do just hang out me and you and Caitlyn Jenner going out one night will be amazing. It'll be the best. She loved what does she do now? You don't hear it. She was going off for a while. Flies are playing like a personal. She has a little plane that she flies in Malibu and enjoys. I don't understand why you would do that. Well, people like a people are aviators. We want me to tell you, I don't know. It's like begging to get killed by the CIA.

I agree. I would not be a plane like that. But this is what the woman wants to do. Yeah. The very natural woman what she wants to do is six five. Hey, Tim, good to meet her. She walked in and she goes, I taught all my kids to be punk. I was like, you're very on time because I told all my kids to be punctual. I'm like, what a dad thing to say. I was like, what a dad? Like I was like, what a stand up straight. Stand up straight. Intermatchable. But she was talking about how nobody's patriotic. I just talked about a Matt and Shane. It was great. You know, I'm a big fan of her. And I like what she, I think that's the next step in the evolution of trans people.

Trans like trans Republicans. Yeah. That's you needed. You needed. That's when you know you have full equality when people, when the kids on Twitter are going fuck her, she's a Nazi. But with the right pronoun, she's a Nazi. Yeah, she's right.

Here we go. So disappointing. Another biological male stealing podium slots medals and financial opportunities for women in sports. This madness must add. So she's against transitioning. Well, let's mail the female transition. She's interesting because nobody knows more about athletics than that woman.

Yeah, and transition. I mean, they just be a party on this subject. She's the authority on this subject. We should listen to no one, but her. We should listen to no one, but her. She's a gold man. He was a gold medalist. And then she became an expert on being a trans person. Why should anyone else matter in this discussion? And I love that she's never cited. That's also one of these crazy arguments that people have. Like we all logically go like, oh, well, obviously, you know,

a biologian. That's a good advantage. Obviously. It's just so obvious. Everyone agrees. If you put everyone in the world into a fucking lie detector test, they'd all go like, all right,

we all agree with that. But there's 10% extremists who are nuts. And then their supporters aren't even real. But it's like, it's almost like the left's version of like gun nuts where you're like, like people that really want their guns are like, no dude, no regulations. We don't give a shit, we want fucking nothing,

the more guns, the better. You're like, well, no, that's crazy, right? We agree that some people shouldn't have guns. Right. You'd think. Right. You would think, you know, I don't know. I agree with you. I don't know. I agree with you.

I don't think everyone should have a gun. Some people should. Some people shouldn't. Caitlin Jenner should. Yeah. She should also be the head of the tobacco firearms. All the sports that like women sports that they've been like any controversy or all sports that like who cares.

Well, because it's the women. Like always shot put. This is what we don't get the shows The poor women shot putters. Well, I agree with you But it's the women that are trying to get a scholarship to college with swimming or something And so they started this journey fucking 13 years ago before this was even a thing But here's a deal and they invest their time and becoming a high level athlete

And now college should be free anyways. So there's yeah, but it's not. So it's to we could say maybe maybe you make it. You may be, but even if it's a question, let's say you want to be an Olympian. Uh, if you want to be an Olympian, yeah, in a female thing,

uh, you're going to be defeated by just by logic, but I'll be a look what we would want is to that. See, I that one that one makes the least sense to me. How? Because we're competing against other countries that are going to have to biological men doing it too. Well, of course they will. Well, we'll make, we'll, we try to find the mo, we will force.

We have all trained. We'll force. Yes, exactly. I see. Well, that's a strategy. Yeah. I agree with you. I mean, if, yes, if we have an

all-trainy female team, yeah, and everyone would destroy everybody, even ones who are doesn't matter like darts. No, it's just all trainings. Yeah, marksmanship. Yeah. Yeah. And all-trainy American Olympics isn't the worst idea. Also, technically, men shouldn't have the advantage in a game like darts, but I don't know. I don't know the world dart record, but I guarantee you the best art player in the world is a guy. I love. I love. He's not thinking about the eras tour. Of course, he has the mental capacity to handle just the board and the thing. Yeah, he's not like my sister got fourth row. How did she get fourth row?

Our husband's gay. Did you get me tickets to Taylor Swift for the whole three of us? Should we? Cause I know I'm going to guess. I'm safe for fact. And none of us have seen that show. No. Right. Should we all just go to the eras tour? Let's go. Because it's the one cultural thing that we haven't expect. Well, there's many of them. But that's the one glaring. I think she's mad at the Adam Friedland show. Oh, right, because of the Maddie Healy thing. Yeah. I got him.

Well, I believe I've said she's a mediocre talent, but you probably doesn't know. Yeah. I don't think it's her birthday next week too. Oh, great. Happy birthday, Taylor. Good for her. Do you hate her?

I don't hate her. I just feel like I miss, it's lost on me. She's the, she's America sweetheart. She's the girl you want to never want. I never wanted my entertainers to be sweethearts. That was never something I wanted. But I get it. I don't regret her an ounce of her success. Yeah. I just personally that, that and you just kind of nailed it. That is lost on me. Like Kelly Ripo was always lost on me.

Kelly Ripo was always this person me. Kelly Ripo was always this perennial Lopez all of that stuff. All of these people. Mariel Lopez. Mariel Lopez isn't a thing people like. No, it's not that there's nobody's a Mariel Lopez fan, but everybody in America welcomes Mario Lopez into their home. He's like, you can be on the today show. He's on a cooking show. Because you have no option. Yeah. Yeah. But I never understood why like that, like Kathy Lee, I liked when she was a regist because she was a drunk. He just hated her. Regist would scale it. I actually liked her. He actually hated Kelly because Kelly was a demon from hell.

Yeah. Yeah. Who is, but Kelly was like, I'm Mrs. I'm the nice mom, but everyone chews a demon. So I never that I just get very suspected people whose whole sales pitch is like, I'm nice and I love everyone. Right. I love everyone. Everyone loves me. Yeah, those are the most like sinister people. It's like Ellen, right?

That's what happened with all of us. Yeah. She's like America. Yeah. No one's liked it. Most people are just sort of grouchy. Mostly. Well, that's what I trust. No one's like the way that these people are like, like Taylor Swift, isn't it? Give me, I'm gonna give you a perfect example. A girl died at her concert in Brazil, because it was hot, whatever. It was heatstroke. And tell us what put out of thing, which I get why you do this. But put a thing, get the statement. I'm telling us what about the, uh, I'm sorry, my show was too spicy for you. She was basically, I can't believe I'm writing these words, but it is with a shattered

heart. Listen to this. I can't believe I'm writing these words, but it is with a shattered heart that I say we lost a fan earlier. And then she said something like, I don't know much about her, but I knew she was beautiful. It is with a shattered heart. Shattered heart. I did, there's something about it to me that just, it is something doesn't, yeah, well, her heart was shattered

because you got cheated on right before. Right. It doesn't have to smell test for me. I don't know why. I can't articulate why something I feel just doesn't. It's, I don't know. It's because it, she's like describing a real emotion in the fictitious way possible. It's just, it's just, it's hypocrisy. It's everything. It's everything that sucks about celebrity, right? Here's what Taylor Swift should have said. People die in this country all the time.

Did she handwrite this? What is this? This is the statement. She posted it on like her. This is the statement. Let's read the whole statement because it's insane. She's like, I'm writing these words, but it is with a shattered heart that I say

we lost a fan earlier tonight before my show. I can't even tell you how devastated I am by this. There's very little information I have other than the fact I'm not going to be able to speak about this from stage because I feel overwhelmed by grief when I even try to talk about it. I want to say now I feel this lost deeply and my broken heart goes out to her family and friends. This is the last thing I ever thought would happen when we decided to bring this toward a more powerful person. Also, what is the most important thing that I've ever felt when I was a child? I've never felt that I was a child. This is the last thing I ever thought would happen when we decided to bring this

toward a person. Also, what is the, why is this in a handwritten font? Do you want to say something's wrong here? Well, this is a typed message that's been put into a handwritten, but is that her actual handwriting? No, that's not her. I'm saying is this her actual thing or did somebody else make this image? You know, I'm saying like a fan could have made this and put it on a website on This is her thing. Oh, it is number story. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that is a handwritten font. That's psychotic something is about I'm just saying I'll tell you why because there's something's on it. No, there was that other concert with what's his name?

Travis God, you didn't say shit. Well, I know they didn't care. Well, people got mad and that was good. People got mad at it. So no, if someone hears in the same week in the skankfest, people shot in today's concert and he's like, you sure must go on. You showed up the next week to like Jersey. Like, let's go. Yeah, you remember that back in the day, the great white concert with their pirate techniques, the place on fire. That video is crazy. Have you seen it? Yeah, it's wild.

I watch a documentary on it. It's like the whole thing is nuts. No, it was a Connecticut. Rhode Island. Rhode Island. Yeah. Warwick, Rhode Island. Yeah, great white.

They play the show in the, it was a pirate techniques, but in the stage and it was, they didn't get approved for pirate techniques. Right. It's they had like a pirate, like they're, they're, they're, they're they're they're they're trying to relive like their glory days from the 80s.

They'll hold this like a little club like the size of the Irving Plaza. The whole building was a tender box, but they only had like one point of egress and it was behind the merch table. Right. So fucking 100 people got trapped in this building and there was a guy recording the show and he got out first and he just kept recording as people were burning the death inside the building and you can hear them screaming a whole time. A lot of people died of smoke and inhalation and being trampled to neck. I'll be so morbid. Okay. Alright. Well, yeah, smoke inhalation. I'm just saying I want to see a little toughness from Taylor Swift.

Mm-hmm. I want to see a little life's not fair from her. Yeah. I want to see a little this is why every moment matters. Yeah. I want to see a little. This is why every moment matters. Yeah. I didn't get any of that from me. Oh, you were trampled to death. Now, you know how it feels to be famous every. That's right. Let's see.

That's right. Single day. She goes, do you know, you were burnt alive? Maybe you know what it's like to have the burning drive to be a celebrity. Because sometimes I want to go and die at a concert, but I can't. You know what I do? I get on stage while other people die. to be a celebrity. Because sometimes I want to go and die at a concert, but I can't. You know what I do? I get on stage while other people die.

I get on stage and I perform not always because I want to be a half-do. That's something that I want to see more of from you. It's just never done for me. By something we should go see the show. It's to there's something too basic about also there's in the style. You would be. You would show. There we go. It's too, there's something too basic about, also there's in the style. You know what would be, you know, the style to porn, I don't get it. Like, all these 35-year-old women reliving summer camp, is this healthy? It would be true justice if you died at the terribly Swiss show.

It would absolutely be true justice. If we went and you died, she said, I'm glad that my music ended up like that fascist. No, right, right. By the way, if I died. No, right, right. And by the way, if I die in her show, please, in hand, it is with a fully functioning and un- congested heart. I hope she goes gladly and I.

That's that fuck said, I was mediocre and he deserved to die hearing me play my mediocre songs of which there is one song. She's like Taco Bell. There's one thing they've made 30 ways. That's what it is. And it is a testament to the rotten society we live in that it is the biggest thing ever.

I don't know what to tell people. I didn't see people have that criticism of like, they have, they have criticism in like middle, like just the things that most people eat up Accessible pop culture and they're like it's because everyone's stupid. I'm a genius. That's why I like fucking Kurt Cobain and you like yeah, you know, no, it's like no, it's just it's like a hamster wheel It's like this is something that you can just hop on and I'm not saying this I'm a genius and her fans aren't geniuses Although there might, there's a little bit of an argument there, but here's what I will

say. I will say it's been now. Go listen to Janice Chomp. Go listen to fucking the supreme's. Go listen to Fitzgerald. Go listen to you can. You can't. Alanis Morse.

That's better. I don't think anybody, nobody's like, it's just Taylor Swift for me, thanks. I don't want anything else. It's like, you know, but it's, it's, you Swift for me, thanks. I don't want anything else. It's like, you know, but it's, you're inundated with it every day, just that. If you're on every social media, job doing graphic design for the pedophile island, or the brochures.

You have the brochures. I'd be speaking, it's so big that anything that's so big, there's, there's, an inevitability that you get a little tired of like it being pushed on you. I guess I just, I'm, where maybe then I'm letting some other things bleed into this because it's, I, did you see this, this, like, uh, everyone's going after Matt Rife now. And now there's articles about it. But it was, it was it everyone or is it

like, oh, well, now there's articles. And they're always going to write out. And now, and now Marin's got a thing where he's like, this guy's fucking sucks. And like Marin's having the comment on the state of comedy. Oh, and this guy, and it's like, did he do anything other than say a minute joke? You know, he didn't do anything wrong. Well, people aren't mad at the comedy.

They're like, it sucks. Well, I don't even know his stand up at all. The shit that I've seen that he's done has been fine. It's not like, it's not. I might do him. I might do something with him. Yeah, but why do people hate him so much? He's like a buddy, Cobb.

It's me and Hamster. No, that's Hamster. Well, I think he's great. And around about way, this is kind of like low hanging fruit. Because the fact that he can generate all that money is the testament that he is like making the hamster wheel. And to go after the hamster he is like making the hamster wheel. And to go after the hamster wheel is like, that's not, it's like, uh, no, but I'm saying like, for example,

with the with the Taylor Swift thing, this woman get hurt if five people in the world say she's not great. Everyone I've ever met says she's phenomenal. By the way, can that the all I like to do occasionally is go, wait a minute, remember when everyone said Meghan Markle was the hero, because she married a prince and was an actress? Like, I'm just saying, God bless Taylor, so we're good for her. When there is a paralyzing force of which everyone agrees, it is the greatest thing ever, let there be some people to go wait a minute, what?

Yeah, I guess, I'm like that with water burger. Or not water burger. Yeah, in and out, in and out. No, you're minute, what? Yeah. I guess I'm like that with water burger. Or not water burger. Yeah, in and out, in and out. No, you're right. Everybody loves in and out. No, why? I agree with you. And it's like,

I agree with you. So I'm not in that sense. And I'm gonna say you shouldn't do what she does or whatever. Right. I think it's an regeneration as well. We're just, we, it just, I mean, I think we were like sort of like, and by the way, we heard about it before you said about like, Atlanta's more set, right? Yeah. like sort of like, for a year, and by the way,

before you said it, like, Atlanta's more set, right? Yeah. Like our generation like, we wanted grunt. We wanted to be a little darker. I wanted women cutting themselves. I wanted my women entertainers,

bleeding on a floor. But I saw the, Janus, the Atlanta's more set, playing. He's a horrible. Jagged little pill. Was it good? Oh my god, it was the worst thing I've ever seen.

No, it's terrible. Dude, it's fucking crazy. No, I believe Lannis Morrison now should be executed. It was nuts. I believe you should be executed now. It's all over great songs in the whole play is just like a girl gets raped. Yeah. And it's them trying to like deal with and process this girl getting raped to a Lannis

Morrison music. It's fucking crazy. You see, Matt, I'm just going after everyone. He hates everyone. The comedian compares right to Dan Cook and then suggested that anti-wolt comics like Bill Mara have to die sooner. The thing about him is he's just, this is just kind of bitter, angry stuff. Well, what I saw is this was, or maybe I briefly, I briefly saw this this morning, but then

it said it was in some kind of like state of comedy thing, which I thought that was only done. Is it a podcast? Here's what I like about Mark Marin. He's always very nice to me and I can tell he kind of hates me. But he's always nice to me, even like, think he hates me. Yeah, he's a nice guy. He's like a nice guy, even though I believe he hates me.

Which by the way, I think is nice. I guess I just think that this is like going after, like, this guy is bizarre. It's bizarre, sure. Yeah. I think it's bizarre. What did Matt do? You saw tickets, he makes people happy. Right, yeah, that's why I don't get it.

Yeah. People are mad about his opening joke. In the same way that the Taylor Swift thing, whenever something gets seismic, yeah. What comes with that, and it's healthy, I think it's healthy to have some detractors. It's, I think it's okay.

When something grows to the size of either Matt or whatever, Taylor, you're gonna have some detractors. And learning to just shrug that off is good. That's actually good. Otherwise, it's a cult of people that all just go, you are. Ah, that would you think Taylor Swift is? I think that's true. I think that's true.

I think that's good though. I think you should have a cult of people that are like, you're, but they have that. You're God. They have the biggest cult. Yeah. So what's wrong with a few detractors? Not right. Doesn't give a shit about this article in food care magazine. I think we should put Mark Marin and jail. Well, maybe for the reasons I agree. I think we should, I think we should execute Mark Marin for a while. If you want to go down comedy, so who we can execute. I mean, there's a lot of people. Anybody that's got a pride, everybody's got a problem with Taylor Swift. You're going to jail.

But yeah, I mean, that's coming. Yeah. I think our path forward is creating a monoculture where there's one type. That's my only musician. It's not a Swift. That's what I mean. It does feel like we have one present in it. We could have been.

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We could have been. We could have been. We could have been. We could have been. We could have been. We could have been. I don't know. I don't even understand what any of this means. I can't say I didn't wear my glasses here. I can't read any of this. Let me read the quote. If you don't know who he is, he's the new employee of shitty comedy and he's taking a big chance in his career right now to shit on the most female audience that he accumulated to social media to sort of kiss up to these pseudo edge lords. And personally, I don't think it's going to go well for him. And ultimately, my

producer, Brett and McDonald, the genius, made a good point in saying that he thinks that Matt Rife is actually mobilizing a new generation of comics to push back against what that stands for, much in the way that Dan Cook did to a different time. To once again, you know, be creative and bring you energy and voice to what that doesn't represent when I tell you I don't know what that means. I genuinely we don't know what that means also See the only comparison that exists is Dane Cook was popular and that bothered Mark Merrick right? It's not like Dane Cook was an edge Lord. No, no Dane Cook was a guy that was on stage being like

Bees are crazy. Yeah, no, no. Dane Cook was the guy that was on stage being like, bees were crazy. Yeah, I know he wasn't there. Can you imagine being stoned by bees? Lugged, right. Yeah, I mean, it was fucking harmless. Yeah. I literally show my 10 year old son, Dane Cook. But the tell, the tell, the tell people are too comedy means too much to the tell is all

in the comparison. I think Mark's the guy where he's very deadly serious about comedy all the time. And it's kind of like a silly job. And it's like, do we really need to be that serious amount? It's a guy where he's very deadly serious about comedy all the time. And it's kind of like a silly job. And it's like, do we really need to be that serious amount? It's a little... Well, it's funny because it's such like a gen, he's like a very gen X type of guy. Right. Which is like, I'm smart.

Because I got Doc Mark and his owner. Right. You know, like I went to college, right? You know, it's like, but does does. Does he say anything that's smart? I mean, what's the, is the context? I don't think that's a fair question. Does he? I don't know. Is the context is that is he supposed to be shitting on things? Did they give him subjects to like fucking rant on? Cause in that case, I'll give him a little bit of that. I think it's healthy. Though here's what I think is healthy about this.

I think it's healthy that you got a guy out there going, okay, fuck it, I don't like this. That's fine, that's healthy. Of course. All of us, by the way, have that everyday. But this is presented as in like, we've checked in with the comedy Godfather. What is this even, who's right, what articles? It could go up, it could go up.

The Daily Beast. The Daily Beast. The Invox, the Invox also. And I mean like, right. In Huffington Post. Sure. And this is by Sean L McCarthy, who came to my show, that guy didn't write about it. Thank you. That guy stinks. Yeah. So, that's the comics comic. That guy's comics. I mean, this sucks. I've always hated the comics. That guy I mean, it's like, who cares? He makes, By the way, he makes a New York Times guy

that I also have certain issues with. Yeah. Cinnamon look like the greatest journalist of all time. The comics comic makes Jason Cinnamon look like Sighur. He's one of the most smug guys in the world. He used to show up at shows and he'd be like, well, you know, I used to be a comedian. He's a kind.

He was on Bobby Kelly's podcast. I don't remember what my issue was with him. He wrote some shit about me a while ago that was kind of shitty. And he was just like kind of condescending and conty with it. And I'm like, dude, like, just go fuck yourself. You're like just a person who's trying to be a comedy critic. Like just that's your goal. That's fucking psychotic. Well, also the name is ridiculous to brand himself it well i'm the comedian at all the other comedians like scousers the fucking best well this is what i mean so this this this this this this is the guy that wrote the article yeah and now it's like

what like i mean his his name might as well be i'm the best comedian right brand himself as i'm the I'm the best comedian. Right. He brands himself. As I'm the, I'm the comedy journalist known as the best comedian. Yeah. I've decided to do journalism instead. Right.

I'm the greatest comedian. Yeah. I'm the one. I'm the comics comic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's. He was like a step above Patrick from the stand in his old vlog.

Like that's like, I think it's just that below Patrick. Yeah, maybe Patrick was great. Patrick is like comedy in his old vlog. Like that's like, I think it's just that below Patrick. Yeah, maybe Patrick was great. Patrick is like comedy. Patrick liked comedy. No, Patrick's, but I'm just saying like in terms of how to take it seriously as germinal. His whole new thing where everything's got to be a beef is stupid. I hate it. Comics are not beefing with each other like that.

It's not rap. It's none of that. No one cares. Everybody's old, everyone's old. Everyone's 40. People look like going to the doctor. Like I'm not still. Yeah, you's old man. Everyone's old, everyone's 40. People look like going to the doctor. Like, I'm not still. Yeah, you're still not.

I need, I need to. Like that's the thing. Nobody's in the streets like that. That's the reality. People just don't like you. You're Anthony Chussle, it doesn't like me. Because I did that thing about, when he went after you guys, I defended you guys.

He doesn't like me. That's fine. No one cares. Yeah, no one cares You're not supposed to like everybody. We're not supposed to be friends with every person we know if you like if you're a Person that you like everybody you're a liar. You're just a pony. You're not a real person So the reality I respect that Marin doesn't give a fuck and whatever he's right or wrong about, it's just like, you need a cantankarous guy to, when something new comes along to go fuck that, you need that guy. Now, you don't have to be that guy, but somebody's got to do that. Somebody's got to do that, you know? I don't think it's that's necessary.

You don't think it's necessary? No. Why? Well, that's sort of a contradiction. If like people aren't beefing, I mean, it's literally, well, here's the thing. It's not, that's sort of a contradiction. If like people aren't beefing, I mean, that's literally, well, here's the thing. It's not this isn't even a beef. Yeah. This isn't an old comic who gets hates everything and everybody. That's the thing he's been doing for 30 years. So he's just doing his bit. You what a hot guy comes and goes, I'm

filling theaters with women and this guy's going to go, yeah, no! His whole life, he doesn't have to go, yay. But it's like, his whole, and- You know what I said, as a commitment, we're checking, he's all- We had to state the industry address at JFL for years. His whole point was that this entire industry sucks and everyone in it sucks,

and every decision everyone makes is wrong. So that's been his thing forever. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I don't find his thing forever. Yeah. Yeah. That's why that's why I don't find it like inconsistent. I just as a, when I started in comedy in a weird way, this is just the way that I've always thought of it. It's like there's us and them and I kind of root for comics.

You kind of see somebody like Matt Reif. I said, I watch you blow up. I watch Shane Blop. I watch Andrew Schultz Blop. You're like, oh shit dude, like this is like good for comedy, overall. It's all good for comedy. Exactly, because it'll lead to take it sales

for other beautiful comedy. It's all good for comedy. Even if you're nothing like him. Especially like 100%. That's sort of how it always was like, like I didn't really understand the whole comedy beef thing. It was like when I started in comedy, it was like everybody came from a different background.

You got college graduate, you had homeless people, you had old ladies, you had fucking, you had all these different types of people. And we all just came to do the same thing. It was just about just getting funny. And yeah, when I watched somebody like Matt Reifblub, even if I didn't like, I don't know, his comedy well enough to have a real opinion on it, but even if I didn't like it, I go, fuck it. You're good for him. He's fucking killing it, selling out massive masters. There's not one ounce of me that has any negative things to say about anyone blowing up really.

Yeah. You know, I think it's funny when you are a comedian, your job is to kind of make fun of culture. So Lewis, you brought this up. When a comedian gets so, so famous that they become part of culture. Yeah. Like when Amy became just a celebrity. Pete Davidson. Yeah.

Pete, I love Pete. Such a sweet kid. When I ever like part of my thing is everyone I know is still friends with Amy? Uh, I don't think we were ever friends. Oh, really? We've texted. Yeah. We've texted with the Israel stuff I'm like, good for you.

I like because here's my point not not necessarily what everything you saying I will say that if you have that amount of money and Do whatever you want say whatever you want Go out there and say whatever you want if if if that doesn't buy you the like doesn't buy you the opportunity to piss everyone off or a lot of people off, what's the point of it? You know, and I did think that she was like

going on lighting stuff on fire. And I thought that was kind of good. As a comic, I was like, good for you. It didn't seem like she'd been cautious and calculated with that stuff. Now, it doesn't mean she was cracked, but it did feel like she was like, hey, I'm just, yeah, I think we should kill him. If you have fuck, like, do we need to do it?

We like kill him. If you have fuck you money, you don't say fuck you, that's a point. That's a point. I said we're roguing, but they came up to roguing with that n-word compilation. But that's a different story because here's the deal. He's not a guy that he doesn't, I don't think he thinks why people should go around Willie Nilly using that word.

Willie Nilly. Willie Nilly himself. The black guy. Willie Nilly is okay. D easy. I use whatever. What I want. I don't think you should be calling Willie Nilly.

I don't think Joe is, I don't think Joe is. I don't think Joe really know the end word. Yeah, Joe was, I think Joe was literally going, I regret using that word act like really realistically. Yeah, I don't think he was like, I have to fold for Spotify. I think he looked back on it was like, it's got kids, he's got daughter. You know what I mean? I don't think he wants them saying that joke about planet of the apes. Oh, no

I don't I don't think I watched the clip when it came out. I saw I saw the headline. I was like I've heard the end word before I have as well I don't know if I, I think the gas digital, my porn for the gas digital now. I've already heard the N word. I don't know. What are we promoting, gentlemen, here on the, uh, at the end of this, we've solved so many problems at comedy. Uh, I guess yeah, uh, just, I've, I've seen, I feel like I've just caused more problems for myself. Where I'm getting three lawsuits.

Yeah. Brock Pierce, uh, uh, I analyst, I am. I'm a rough note to start off. Yeah. Brock Pierce, I analyst, I analyst. Rough note to start off. Yeah. Well, I mean, listen, it gives context to Puerto Rico. Yeah. And I love, by the way, that is the thing about white people.

It's just your island will be colonized by white pedophiles, no matter what you do. Right. Like you're coming now or later. Yeah. Nick Maul in the special is out on the Adam Friedland show YouTube. Adam Friedland show. When does this come out tomorrow? Oh, yeah. So Sunday, we have to be mart. We're driving two episodes. This and Abby Martin. Abby Martin. Dickel look at that one. Sunday is the premier to be on the

Adam Friedland show channel. If you haven't watched the Adam Friedland show, please check it out. Our last one was with Dave Portnoy from bar stool. But yeah, premier Sunday, we might do like a livestream premiere thing. There's like a YouTube premiere. So you might get all the cameras going in the studio and have a party. Lewis J Gomez is the proprietor and CEO of the guest digital network. On the guest digital network, you'll find shows like Legion of Skanks, the real ass podcast, part of the problem with Dave Smith and many others. Lewisofskanks.com. That is the website, new tour coming up is where you can find his new tour where he'll

be going to Lisbon, Portugal with 15 people. And then wondering why he has not turned the profit, he'll be playing at Cafe. Check out my half hour that I just put out on my YouTube channel. I have my first special up there as well. Louis Shagom is, because it's Louis Shagom as, and yeah, the meaty ogre tour coming to a city near you. I want to come on a few dates of that to just jump on it. I would love you.

Just because we enjoy it. We talked about you on Matt and Shane. I heard you guys said all good things. It's always amazing things. We talked about how the beginning of guest digital, you would have these meetings in Ralph's house, and you'd be like, you'll be like, now Brenda is our new ad person, and it would just be like a retarded woman

from Staten Island with a shopping bag, and she'd have like one eye, it would be like wandering, and you'd be like, Brenda, what's going on with the ads? And she'd be like, they had to stare at you, and you'd be like, good, good. But now we said amazing things. All right, I love both of you.

Always great to see you. Thank you for coming on, and we'll see you soon. Thank you. and you'd be like, good, good. But now we said amazing things. All right, I love both of you. Always great to see you. Thank you for coming on and we'll see you soon.

Let me think. Thank you.