The Tim Dillon Show - 406 - The DNC Chick & Sunken Superyachts

Episode Date: August 24, 2024

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Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show. Thank you for listening We are here in studio Just finished a shoot with Netflix for something coming out on October 1st Very excited about that. I'm not gonna say too much about it other than we did shows on It's not a comedy special. We did shows on Saturday and Sunday and all I will say is that we are resurrecting a genre of television that I feel should come back. We did everything that we could do. When you do something and you have a vision, it's now up to people whether they like it

or not. It's not up to me anymore We did the thing we came to do you know we Brought all these different elements together and now it's up to the people out there if they like it or not I think it's a genre of television that should come back and I I almost wonder I Wonder why it hasn't. But it was, we did this in under two months. In under two months, we put together this kind of insane spectacle, this circus,

and we shot it, and it's in editing now, and the turnaround is going to be very quick, and it'll be on Netflix, we believe October 1st. So we're not gonna, I'm not gonna promote that ad nauseum for the next month, because there's a lot going on, but I am just saying that and we will get, we will talk more about it. The working title right now is Tim Dillon the Holocaust Another Look.

And just because I think, The working title right now is Tim Dillon the Holocaust Another Look. And just because I think, and that's just the working title. I wanna say a few things about the DNC before we move on to whether a billionaire was killed on his yacht on to whether a billionaire was killed on his yacht by other billionaires who control the weather. And I don't want, and again, I don't want people to be nervous about the content on

this program. And some people tell me they're nervous about, you know, I bump into people and they say to me, you know, I would love to get involved here, but I feel like I'm nervous about the content on the program. I go, I don't get it. And so this is one of those stories about potentially people controlling the weather

and sinking this yacht that a billionaire was on. People get really ner, people in suits with mortgages, who have children in prep schools, who secretly listen to the show, who work places, who want to give me money, who should be giving me money, get nervous. When I start talking about the potential, I didn't say it happened. I'm talking about the potential that people are out there maybe controlling the way because I'm just saying it's a very strange thing that happened with this billionaire and this yacht and I'm trying to figure it out and put the pieces together in a responsible way.

I want to be responsible. But I will say a little bit about the DNC. They're doing a very good job. Political conventions are not about genuine political facts. They're not about reality. They're not about policy. They're not about a plan of attack. They're not about governing. They're not about what will happen when someone's elected.

They are a spectacle. They are a show. They are a circus. They are something that should entertain people, that should capture people's interest. Show a little bit of this. If you, you might get what I mean here with this. We are here tonight to officially nominate

Kevin O'Harr Harris for president in... I mean, this seems fun. ...five, two, now, another round of shots. D.H.C., turn out for what? Yeah, this is fun. I mean, it's fun. It's a concert. It's a concert.

It's fun. The Democrats have done a great job, basically, like like the Democratic Party right now is the crazy chick who's like seems really normal when you bump into her. You know what I mean? She's like the chick who's like a full-on psycho. You know she's not, everyone knows she's not, she's been to jail but like you bump into her and she's in Starbucks and she sits down and she's like, how's your family? And you're like, the last time I saw you, you were somebody was holding your head. You were vomiting in the toilet and you were like screaming and you had to be removed from a party by EMTs.

That's the last time we spoke. And she's like, I know, I had some wild times, but I'm really focused right now. And it's like, that's what the Democratic Party has done. Somehow, some way, they've been able to, kind of quite convincingly, and kind of impressive, it's kind of impressive. Watch these speeches, they're not going hard on race.

They're not really going hard on gender. They're kind of leaving it alone. They didn't do a roll call of all the genders to start the thing. Like they have kind of marginalized the real crazy elements of the party and they're not putting them front and center. And you have like Michelle and Barack

and all these people and even Hillary did a good job and there you have Bill. See now, you know, the Democrats are looking like the Republicans of 2016. The Republicans when they elected Donald Trump were very focused. They were on message and they all, it was a big tent. There was no infighting. Now the Democrats are doing now, you wouldn't know this. There are protesters outside the DNC screaming about Gaza and everything, but you would not know it. Because the Democrats have done a great job kind of marginalizing the fringe. They are the crazy chick that you know,

from the sorority who has had like 18 abortions, who's overdosed multiple times, she's been to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, she's fucked everybody, she showed up outside people's houses, she's burned their clothes, she's done all this crazy shit, and you bump into her in Starbucks, she looks really good, and you go, what happened? And she's like, yeah, well, I just spent some time getting myself together, and you really learn what's important, you know, my mom got sick or something, you know, it's one of those things, right? You ever bump into a psychopath who feels and looks really normal and then you start going, was I overly judgmental? Was I maybe?

That's what the democratic party has done. This is a party that, you know, was encouraging the wholesale destruction of property for months. encouraging the wholesale destruction of property for months. This was a party that was celebrating violence against their political opponents. This was a party that believes that, you know, young children, children, by the way, pre-pubescent children can consent to permanent life altering medical procedures, and they experimented on a good amount of them. This is a party that for many, many years has promoted the idea that America is in and of itself

only a white supremacist nightmare for anyone that isn't a white straight male and that is an absolute hell to live there. That's what they've been doing, but they rightly and very impressively have calmed that down. This is the party of cancellations and the party of infighting and the party of purity tests and the party of, you know, we know better than you know, and you know, all of that. And they have brilliantly, all of that is kind of gone. And the thing about America is people do not have a long memory. And nobody wants to hear about 2020. I mean, again, it's the party of, you know, get this vaccine or you're being fired.

But nobody is going to talk about it because it's in the past and nobody really, it's one of the reasons the Trump campaign is not doing that well as they seem too focused on the past and they're hitting the Democrats for things that are actually people find impressive. They're like, you pulled a coup. You kicked Biden out and put in her, but people are going, yeah, so they got something done. They did something.

So what? They took this old guy out and put this bitch in. It's, it makes the Democrats seem ruthless and competent. It does not. It's not an egg. It's really not a negative. The Republican should be the ones going, no, we're ruthless and we are competent and we're going to make things happen.

But instead, it's kind of a very, this stance that is very whiny. Well, we weren't even supposed to be running against her. It's like guys, guys, please. I loathe victimhood. I loathe it. It's my least favorite thing about anybody. The idea that people want to present themselves as a victim or that somehow they are perpetually aggrieved and they cannot make anything happen. This to me is the least interesting way to look

at life. It's self-defeating. I don't mind cynics. That's different. Being a cynic as I am is healthy, can keep you alive and is good. Cynics don't get disappointed as often. Cynics live in reality. Cynics are always pleasantly surprised. Victims are constantly getting rolled. They're constantly, you know, letting the waves smash them into the beach. They like it. They have a fetish for it. They become it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. And the thing that the Republicans need not do is appear like victims,

that they are sad and they feel like they've been treated unfair. No one wants to hear that you've been treated unfairly. No one cares. And Funnel Cake Dad, who again, I loathe the people of the lakes. I do not like them. They are boring. And I don't agree with a lot of what Funnel Cake Dad believes, but he did a good job.

Show some of the protesters, by the way. Are there any videos of the protesters? Oh yeah, from the 20th was the big day of protesting. And his son crying. People liked that. If people want it, I'm telling you, Republicans making snide comments about the kid crying because he's proud of his father. That's not the direction.

I mean, I don't know who's running that campaign over there. Is Susie Wiles drunk? Are they drunk over there? I mean, genuinely asking. I know some of them listen, but like, is everyone on drugs? I don't understand. I'm curious. You know, I'm curious. You know?

I'm truly curious as to like what, there's no message discipline. They should be, God the Democrat, I mean it's crazy. It is the crazy bitch. You go, you tried to give yourself an abortion. I watched it. You punched yourself in the stomach! And she looks at you and she's like, yeah, but that was before I found God. I started reading a lot about God and it's actually very interesting and I realized that I should respect myself. And you're like, wow! I mean, I'm telling you, it's what it is. And now you, you can only celebrate when the crazy bitch becomes a woman.

Dare I say a lady? Whether it's true or not, it is an appearance. And you can only actually be kind of, you can congratulate her. You could go, wow, you really, you used to suck, you sucked off like five guys one night. I know, but that was a time when I like, wasn't respecting myself. And I realized that I was doing that just because I wanted

like the, I wanted people to like, like me. I just didn't have any value as a human being. And you're like, God, making so much sense. This is no, it doesn't matter if it's true. There's people listening to this right now going, yeah, but when they get an office, they're going, yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter. We're talking about a political campaign, which it's not going to happen. None of it's going to happen what they're saying.

Kamala Harris is running on this is, I mean, her platform. I'm not even kidding is the word joy. Joy be happy. It has nothing to do with health care. It has nothing to do. She said we're going to stop the food from being expensive fatty. You're going to be able to eat for less. That is what Kamala's platform is.

She wants to put price controls on the food. Her platform right now, the only policy we know about, is essentially a sign in a Vegas restaurant. Eat for less. That's all she said that she's going to let these fatibun bates into the grocery store. Kamala's policy is supermarket sweep. Get up supermarket sweep please and play a little bit of supermarket sweep.

That is Kamala Harris's main policy is just you should be able to run through a supermarket and throw things in your wagon or whatever you call it, basket. What do they call that? Cart. Cart. Cart.

I knew I had it. Get someone running through the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got to find someone right. OK, there you go. This is the Kamala Harris policy. The only thing we know. It's the only thing she talked about,

because she's going to speak tonight. It's Thursday We're recording this Thursday. So all we know now is this is her policy Patience pays off and she wraps up a hundred dollars Looks like she's not finished with her coffee break of course while you're in the neighborhood Why not pick up some giant cans of you man? That's one carries a hefty price tag nearly eight dollars Back to Liz at the yogurt machine. So far, so good.

The Berry Berry Raspberry is on the bottom. I can see the vanilla bean dream in the middle and she finishes it off with a sweet peachy bean. That's right. This is the Kamala Harris policy, is just go run through the grocery store like supermarket sweet and get anything you want and it'll be cheap. That's all that we know so far. She's running on a platform of joy.

I'm happy. Bill Clinton's like, this woman is going to be the president of joy. Bill Clinton is like a rapist sex criminal and he's up there going, this woman, she's bringing joy to everybody. And he's up there going this woman she's bringing joy to everybody Here we had do we have him? This guy was like Jeffrey Epstein's closest friend by the way. He's up on stage But this is how brilliantly they've done such a great job At the end by the way, let me before we play this, I will again use that analogy. When you bump into that crazy bitch who has turned her life around,

she's going to be short on specifics. She's not going into detail about how it happened. She, you're just going to go, the last time I saw you, you had vomit in your hair. You were bleeding. You were literally running around the party sexually assaulting people and now you are doing great. The last time I saw you, you were fired because you took a shit on the floor of a McDonald's to prove a point. I know I was really out of control. But when I look back at my behavior, these were all just cries for help. You know, it's, it's, it's so crazy that they've been able to kind of pull this off.

They're pulling it off. And I don't know if it's going to last. We've got months left before the election, but like they, and again, the crazy bitch will just tell you like, you know what? I lost someone really close to me or my mom got sick or you know, I just realized that I had value and I should stop acting like this. Like, and again, you're so thrown by the idea that this bitch doesn't have vomit in her hair anymore. You're so happy for her. You're like, I'm happy because if you're not happy for her, you have the problem. If you're not happy that this drunken, disgusting whore who used to have seizures on the floor of frat houses has turned it around,

you have the problem. So what the Democrats have been able to do quite magically and brilliantly and guys like David Plouffe who are now involved are very, very smart. They're incredibly competent and very, very smart. And they are able to manufacture an image of a mainstream party. It's anything but. That's what the trumps need to do. And they can't see that. This was a fly sitting on the desk.

I've been told the studio has been professionally exterminated, but it hasn't been. But my point is this. My grandfather used to get him right in midair, just get him. He would call them, he would say, get the Jew. I'm kidding. That's a joke. Why is everyone being gross? What I'm saying is that irrespective, and I don't know if that's a word,

it seems like it is. Irrespective is, but irregardless isn't. Correct. Irrespective word. You got it. Irrespective of what's going to happen when these people get into the White House. I don't know what's going to happen. It could be forcastration. I don't know. I don't think, what scares me about Kamala is I don't think she believes anything. She also hasn't come out and said she has any policy. So usually you say here's a bunch of shit I'm gonna do and when you don't do it people go hypocrite you didn't do it. What if you just say it's joy? I'm

selling joy. Your hands aren't tied down by any specific policy proposals. You could just go out there, kind of do whatever the fuck you want or what other people want you to do. So what we have right now is we have a situation where one party has been able to completely remake their image without regard to facts, without regard to policy. They've been aided by a media that likes them. This is true.

But what one party has been able to do is come out and say, I know I'm a vomit. I smelled like vomit the last time you saw me. I know I'm a dirty whore. I know I let everyone fuck me. I know I let everyone come on me. I know I did bukkake, but now I'm in church and then all you can say is okay. I'm happy to see you.

Now I'm working at Geico. I can't, you're working at Geico now? The last time I saw you, you had lacerations all over your body. You were wandering by the bus station. There was a smell of something yeasty and not good. I thought you were dying. And now you're working at Geico.

So there is, they've been able to do it. Let's see Bill Clinton again, who is a very, as most human traffickers are, affable guy, a friendly, got fun guy, who is telling that now Bill Clinton, what's funny about Bill Clinton is he is a orpist, reapus, like he's been credibly accused of rape multiple times. And all these angry women at the Democratic convention kind of know that. But again, it's a may the testament of him being during the height of the me too.

I don't know if Clinton could have even spoken, but now I mean, they are Harvey Weinstein directed this convent. Like they are coming together in ways that are unreal. Let's watch. And then he did something that's really hard for a politician to do. He voluntarily gave up political power. And that's untrue. Is he talking about Biden? Yes. So pause that. So again, that's a complete lie. But this is what people come to these things to hear as lies. And Joe Biden was threatened with the 25th

Amendment. They said Kamala will invoke it and we will remove you from office the Obamas and Pelosi, Sy Hersh a Pulitzer Prize winning journalist has written that Biden actually did what Trump was doing all the Democrats were like Trump didn't want to give up power and Trump certainly was saying like I think the election's fucked up I don't want to leave Biden was doing the same thing Biden was going fuck it I don't want to leave I Biden was doing the same thing. Biden was going, fuck it. I don't want to leave. I'm the president. They go, you're mentally enfeebled. And he's going, fuck you. I'm not going anywhere. They had to threaten him with the 25th amendment to get him out. Now, because they can't have that, Bill Clinton has to come out and go, listen, he voluntarily gave up political power, Clinton has to come out and go, listen, he voluntarily gave up political power.

He vol which is a complete lie. George Washington knew that and he did it. And he set the standard for us serving two terms before it was mandatory. God, he is on hell's door. It helped his legacy is on hell's door. And it will enhance Joe Biden's legacy. Well, phenomenal. Bill Clinton, everybody. I'm amazed. I'm impressed. I'm scared. I get scared when people are able to...

The thing about this stage of art declining empire, what tends to scare me the most is competence. It's actually quite frightening because it's in such short supply and so rare that when you see a group of people that is this competent and this they have an ability to manufacture this narrative, it's a little disturbing. You almost got to give it to them. You almost go, well, hey, I mean, think of all the crazy people that you know.

They put them all in one room and got them on the same page, and that is tough to do. The Republicans are fighting, there's a little infighting, they're kind of blaming each other, they're coming out on X going, hey, this isn't good, so there's Hillary. Hillary looks better than she ever has. Whatever Katrina Krum they're getting, this is the good stuff because she looks good. And they're probably ahead. I think the polls are closer than people think. I think they're probably definitely ahead. The polls are closer than people think, but it's because they've been able to do, they've been, look, they quieted Emhoff's daughter down. She wants to be out in the street screaming about the Palestinian kids that they're barbecuing right now. She wants to do that.

Look at her, you think she wants to be in there? She don't want to be in there. She wants to be out on the street, screaming and yelling about the Palestinian cookout that Israel's having. Now, the problem is they tell her, they go, now you sit here and you fall in line tats fall in line and they do they're gonna fall out this is a this is a great example of falling in line and the Republicans haven't lost it yet they can still get it back but they're going to have to enforce some type of conformity.

Trump should be out there throwing the party. We're the moderates. We're the ones. This is what I would do if I were him. It's hard to do. Uh, you have a hostile media, but you got to go out and go, here are the things we believe the platform's actually moderate. I know people think we're nuts and that's okay, but the platform's a moderate platform.

We don't want to ban abortion. We don't hate all gay people, but then, you know, they also have the far right that will not allow them to do that because the minute that he does that, the far right will do what the far left used to do. The far left used to ruin any Democrat chance at victory by throwing a fit and causing a fight. So now you have a very similar thing happening with the far right, and you have this war happening where Trump needs to come out as the fun candidate. And I guess, I mean, it is tough after you get shot, but that is the hope. Because the American people are not craving policy. It's not what they're craving.

I mean, it's, you know, we might not like that. We might go, why not? People should care. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, great, fine. They don't care. Kamala Harris is going to be the president of joy that's the that's the plan joy that's the plan you know what I mean I mean that's that's fully the plan here is joy but get a

few scenes from Gaza please if you see you got let's talk about the joy. Let's talk about the joy. I'm just curious. The president of joy. This seems less joyful than I would have imagined. Right. So, but again, they've done a great job going, we're going to be the president of joy. Get up San Francisco, by the way, where Kamala Harris is from, get up California, get up San Francisco. Right now, don't let Google show you the fucking sailboat or whatever.

Let's see the reality of what it is. Let's see the actual reality of San Francisco. And let's just show a picture of the joy. This is the joy. This is the joy. This is the joy. This is the joy. This is the joy.

These are the examples of the joy. People shitting on the joy. These are the examples of the joy. People shitting on the street, people are dying of fentanyl overdoses in a tent, they're dying on your property, people are committing suicide en masse, that is the joy. We are funding multiple wars all over the world, that is the joy.

Our own streets are overrun with addicts, with people that are committing crime. They are killing themselves. This is the joy that's coming. This is the joy. This is California. The average price of a home in California is what 900 or something crazy. It was like a million.

It was a million bucks. That's the joy. Hope you got a milli for your crib. That's the joy. The median home in LA is 1.2 mil. The average home is 967. That's the joy. Happy, happy joy joy.

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Where'd he go? Why? Why? God, why? You ever call out to God? Why? Why? God, why? Mike Lynch yacht latest tycoon considered selling boat before tragedy as search for daughter Hannah is ongoing. This sucks British tech entrepreneur among five bodies now identified after being recovered from this wreck British technology entrepreneur Mike Lynch considered blah-blah-blah the search for his 18 year old daughter continues the Italian Coast Guard also confirmed that the bodies of 18-year-old daughter continues. The Italian Coast Guard also confirmed that the bodies of Jonathan Bloomer, his late wife Judith, lawyer Christopher Morvillo, and wife Nita Morvillo were all recovered after being discovered on the vessel

the previous day. However, divers and underwater vehicles are continuing to scour the scene for a fourth day, as Mr. Lynch's youngest daughter remains unaccounted for. It comes as industry sources told the Telegraph Mr. Lynch put the $30 million sailboat up for sale in March but later changed his mind after he was acquitted of fraud. He reportedly withdrew it from the market four months later and was going to review

the decision in autumn after enjoying the summer. It says the boat's chef was confirmed dead on Monday while a further 15 people survived. So this whole thing's weird. So 15 people survived this? Yeah, all the important people kind of perished, which was interesting. Is there anything that we, is there any video that has been made about this that we could play? Because I've read some things about it. Yeah, this is just like the search of the next morning

or from earlier this morning from BBC. There was just like the latest update. People are saying that the boat is unsinkable, but they said the Titanic was unsinkable too. I mean, that's just not. Yeah, here's the CEO of the boat company. It's in Italian, but it's subtitled, but he's- Okay, let's watch him. He mean, that's just not. Yeah. Here's the CEO of the boat company. It's an Italian, but it's subtitled, but he's okay. Let's watch him. He's shocked that the boat sank. Yeah.

The Italians have no idea. If it's not, by the way, if it's not a handbag, they have no idea what they're doing. There are a ton of things they've done have sunk by the way. So that's not a handbag, they have no idea what they're doing. A ton of things they've done have sunk, by the way. So that's not like, that doesn't grab me, that these people have turned out a lemon here. You know what I mean? Like these people are not known for being like great engineers. They're known for handbags and fascism and great food.

And there's nothing wrong with it. It's just, they're not, that they said Germans, it's not the Japs, it's the Italians. That's not moving me, but apparently a lot of people wanted this guy dead maybe. I mean, how did he get acquitted? He was acquitted and a lot of people

maybe wanted this guy to die. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, according to the economist, he was celebrating on the boat with his attorney and then another one of the witnesses. And then this water spout came out of nowhere. And then his business partner and co-defendant died a couple of days before in a car accident,

like literally like within the last week. Whoa. This guy, here we go. Former co-defendant of British tycoon missing in luxury yacht sinking dies after being struck by car. Whoa. You know, you have a little bit of pride sometimes

in the intelligence agencies and stuff because sometimes you think they can't do anything and then sometimes they pull off something like this and it makes you kind of go, you know what, you know, at the end of the day. It's like I don't know why they killed these two. And I imagine they just they ran a foul of some people they should not have. Both Lynch and Chamberlain were acquitted of fraud by a court in San Fran in June following charges related to the sale of autonomy to Hewlett-Packard for $11 billion. Prosecutors had alleged the pair had

schemed to inflate autonomy's revenue before selling to HP. So there was a lot of billionaires angry at them. Is that the case seemingly? A lot of wealthy people not happy? The good people with HP. Yeah. I mean, corporations now are countries. So corporations have the GDP of countries,

they have the power of countries. I mean, who knows? Now, obviously not all corporations do. But I don't know. Hewlett-Packard is a pretty big company. Maybe they were angry. But also, maybe some of the principles that were in the company that felt like they were defrauded

were like, we are going to take care of these guys. It is weird that one of them is struck by a car, and then a few days later, this boat sinks. But does anyone describe the type of weather? Does anybody come out and say, was it a typhoon that came out of nowhere or was this Has anyone done any work on the weather here because the weather can get incredibly You know, especially when you're at, you know anybody who's flown in a plane knows and immediately something changes in a minute and

That's just like being on the ocean being on the ocean In a minute. Yeah, here's like some security footage that shows the event. I guess that's called a Black Swan event. What's just weird is that no other boats were affected. So just kind of like finger of God chose this boat. So here's this. The finger of God.

Interesting way to say it. Let's watch this. Wow, this is minutes before the super yacht capsizes. They're in Italy. So that's the mast right there. Mediterranean Sea. It's interesting. If they could control the weather,

are they gonna do it for this guy? Can't they get this guy some other way? Maybe, maybe not. Maybe it's a fun one where they're like, let's see if we can do this. You know, that might be a fun one to just go, let's see if we can do it. Well, he's going on a boat. Is that it? This is just an example of, okay, show this. This is an example of a black swan. This is a water spout that happened. A water spout. And is a water spout what took this boat down? Yeah. Okay. So this is, for example, folks.

But this is two days before in the same region. Oh. Oh, so this happens. This is like a trial run, I guess. Or it's nature. But we don't know. I don't know. I'm not trying to say it is or it isn't. I don't know. But a lot of people are messaging me going, this is weird. Now I've seen these before. It's a water spout.

And so that's the type of water spout that would fuck up a boat in a major way. It would have to be a really big one. But these Italians going, by the way, nothing we've ever done is like, I mean, that's crazy. I don't know, more info coming, folks. We don't know, I'm agnostic on this. I don't know, it's weird that the guy died in a car, that he got struck by a car.

That is weird. That's weird. I don't know anything about how you would manipulate a weather event or how you would do something and then blame it on the weather. What I am excited about is Chick-fil-A's family programming that's coming. Chick-fil-A is starting a streaming service. What's going to happen? I'm right about everything.

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They cater to middle American people and they want to do some wholesome reality television for the people that eat at Chick-fil-A. They don't want to leave it up to Disney or ABC Family or whatever. Chick-fil-A, a family-friendly game show from Glassman Media, the company behind NBC's The Wall and Michael Sugar's Sugar 23, which is behind such series as Netflix 13 Reasons Why. Deadline understands this show has been handed a 10 episode order. Budgets on the unscripted side are believed to be in the range of 400,000 per half hour. Sources told us the idea is

to launch later this year and there's also talk of scripted projects and animation. So So they really are going, they want to fill the void that exists right now they feel for family-friendly programming at Chick-fil-A. I'm sorry, at Chick-fil-A. They want basically for you to eat their food on your couch and then turn on their streaming service. I'm eating Chick, think about this. I'm eating Chick-fil-A. I'm watching Chick-fil-A. And then the only thing left for them to do is build houses to live in Chick-fil-A.

Corporate domination in this country has reached the point they are no longer satisfied with you buying their product. It's not enough. It is not enough. It is not. Oh, you recommended it to a friend? Fuck you. Live in it. We are not satiated by you. You could eat Chick-fil-A every fucking day. To them, you are not even a customer until you start watching hours and rotting your brain. And what are they gonna do? Have fat people do American Ninja Warrior? Are they gonna do morbidly obi-

What is it? It's gonna be tug of war with two fat families? Who's eating more Chick-fil-A? It's tug of war. It's nugget battle. Do you want to watch nugget battle? We've got hours of nugget battle. I mean, why in God's name?

But this is what they want. They don't want you to breathe, these people. It's not enough that you drive and ask to Martin. You have to live in their building. You have to join their private club. You have to be on their app, it won't be enough. Chick-fil-A is going to have a streamer and then an app and then they're going to partner with like, what is it, DH Horton or one of those construction companies and they'll start building little Chick-fil-A villages.

Disney already done it. So they're all copying Disney. It's not enough. Disney is the sadly the like predominant culture of our country is these fucking ducks and mice and all this crap because we're idiots. So Disney's taking over everything. Film, theme parks, they have little chick-fil-a is going to just start to build little villages for fat retards so they can walk around and they will net you will net you'll always be in with it or then you'll always be able to grab a sandwich like they'll be in the Chick-fil-A they'll be like and what's great about the Chick-fil-A planned communities is you don't have to leave them to get Chick-fil-A that's going to be the best thing because you're only going to be a short walk or let's be honest, drive from a Chick-fil-A. And then you can eat Chick-fil-A, live in the Chick-fil-A planned community and then watch Chick-fil-A. Can you imagine sitting on your couch being like, I'm watching Chick-fil-A. What was the thought process here?

There are a bunch of executives in a room. They're like, well, we know they're pigs and we know they like watching TV. So here's what we can do. And we know that they don't want to see a bunch of trannies. So if we can do some type of like Christian programming reality shows, because they go, they're too stupid. They go, they're not going to, it's not, we're not making succession here. They're not going to watch that. They're too stupid.

They're too stupid. They're dumb. So this is the way executives talk. They go, we've, they don't say exactly that, but they're like, Whoa, looking at our demographics, the people that really like us and eat us like all the time, outside of college kids, like the families that do, they really like family programming and like, they don't like anything with a plot because they, it's intimidating. They actually, it's a little intimidating for them to follow a plot. It doesn't really, so what we would really like, they really like shows like American Gladiators,

like things like that. Like, you know when they would do the joust and one of them would fall? That's kind of what we're looking at here. We're looking at, what about a Love Island chick-fil-a where they're all morbidly obese? Instead of like it being attractive people, it's like Love Island, except they shoot it

on Lake Travis in Austin, it's like this disgusting just man-made lake That's 90 degrees and his brain-eating amoebas in it and it's just a bunch of like really fat people and they're like I got a rash, but nobody was judgemental about it. I like it here I like being here on Chick-fil-a Island. I like Chick-fil-a now partner up with the pig closest to you. This is not going to be an isolated incident. These companies that are mega corporations are going to come for every part of your life.

By the way, this is what's not happening in Europe, by the way. People go, what's the difference, this is what's not happening in Europe, by the way. People go, what, what's the difference? This is what's not happening. You're not being assaulted by corporations at every moment of the day, everywhere. Here's what will be on Chick-fil-A's new streaming service. Ooh, let's see what they got. Some of it's a rehashing of the deadline article. Yeah.

Well, they're not going to let, oh, wait, hold on. Things like, so they're hiring all these people that have done things like family feud. No, here's what it's going to be. It's going to be a nice up close and personal look at the people who are devotees of Chick-fil-A. And it's going to be a fit. It it's gonna be a fit, you know, it's gonna be like, what was it?

John and Kate plus eight, or the Duggars? Didn't the Duggars go down for CP? That's gonna be a tough press conference when Chick-fil-A has to come out and say, one of the families involved in our reality programming just went down for CP. We, of course CP does not, needless to say CP does not align with the values of Chick-fil-A. We don't even have to say

that but because here's the other thing by the way you know when you start doing shit like this you open yourself up like just sell the goddamn sandwiches someone on one of these reality shows is going to off themself. And you're going to have to explain, just sell the mac and cheese. You're opening the door here to a lot of fucking problems. A lot of problems, by the way. I mean, you're going to bring people on this streaming service here. We're looking to produce original entertainment.

Entertainment not necessarily about Chick-fil-A products. By the way, the fact that they have to specify that, the fact that they have to specify it, they have to go, we're looking to produce entertainment. Now it's not necessarily going to be about the product. So they're like, it's not going to be about the sauce. I know what you're thinking. It's going to be a show about the sauce.

It's going to be a show about the Oompa Loompas who work in the Chick-fil-A factory making the sauce. That's not what it're thinking. It's going to be a show about the sauce. It's going to be a show about the Oompa Loompas who work in the Chick-fil-A factory making the sauce. That's not what it'll be. Maybe. We don't know. But the fact that they have to specify it about, I want to watch a show about the Polynesian sauce. We're looking to produce original entertainment, not necessarily about the products or the Chick-fil-A brand. The entertainment producer role is charged with overseeing the day-to-day creative production of original scripted and unscripted shows produced by Chick-fil-A This original programming is intended for Chick-fil-A soon to be launched play entertainment app

So again, they they want you To eat their food while you watch their, because the more you watch their shit, the less likely you will be to do other things that would make you go, maybe I shouldn't get that ninth sandwich. I'd be- They're spending 400K per episode.

That's not nothing. No, they're gonna spend a lot of money because they, here's the problem though. They don't know what they're doing. They don't know what they're doing. Why would they know what they're doing? They make chicken nuggets. Why would they but they don't care. They don't care. So they're going to make a bunch of shit that they think people are gonna want to watch and some people might I don't know but it's to me it's it's grotesque the idea of it is discussed this is where America loses me big time when it's not enough to buy the chicken set it's not enough it's not enough if someone came up to me in the 90s, I used to love Fridays, TGI Fridays, and they said, what if Fridays

made a movie? I'd go, oh, fuck off. I wouldn't, I would stop coming. I'm here for the Jack Daniels sandwich. Leave me alone. Like what, what, what do you mean, what if Fridays made a movie? I don't want that. I don't need it. Who are the dumb people that there's not enough for them to watch? There's not enough? There's not enough on YouTube? There's not enough on the internet?

There's not enough? We need more family-friendly programming to watch. How about the fat family gets out of their house and goes to the park? How about that? Throw a ball around, do something. This is the problem with America. It's one of the major problems. Corporations roam the land like T-Rexes just taking a bite out of any part of culture they want. Someone should tell these people no. They all dream of being Disney. Chick-fil-A, when it goes to bed at night, dreams of being Disney World with characters, a little nugget,

with feet. I want a picture with the nugget mommy. They dream of being Disney because Disney has has inserted itself into every part of our diseased culture. Everything is Disney and Chick-fil-A dreams of that. The report of Chick-fil-A's venture comes at a time of uncertainty for the entertainment industry as studios scale back production and search. Yeah, it's also the worst time. It's the worst time to do this. Chick-fil-A scripted programming.

I mean, are we on crack? Chick-fil-A scripted? Unscripted is one thing. Fatty Boombatty's having tug of war, people falling in the lake, three-legged races, whatever these retards wanna watch, these brain damaged people that we share this landmass with. Scripted? Chick-fil-A

scripted programming. I mean this is another, this is another horror. These people are going to make a show. I like, I like this new show. What's it on? Chick-fil-A. What? Yeah, I watched my shows on, and I don't mean to do a Southern accent here, but I watch my shows on Chick-fil-A. That's got the best shows. I used to like Netflix. Now I like Chick-fil-A. What? Yeah, it's good.

There's a new show they're doing on Chick-fil-A. It's about a detective who investigates whether kids are trans or not. They never are. They never are. They're just hungry. Now you're not trans. You're just hungry. So I don't have to cut my tits off. No, just have this wrap. Have this chicken nugget. I mean, this is, can you play a black, by the way, go, go back for a second. Was that a chick-fil-A? It doesn't really have a name.

What is that thing a day ago? What is that? This guy? Yeah. No, go up and it's the third one to the right. What is that? Is that the... Oh, that's from Chicken Run, that claymation movie from the 2000s?

Chick-fil-A has nothing to do with that. No, this is just... Oh, they're just... I'm terribly disheartened by this because not only because this will be a problem Is Taco Bell's gonna start? They're all gonna start. I'm telling you right now They're all going to start I'm seeing it Miami Think of the worst-looking building you can imagine they're worse and they are being

Created by people who have no business building residential structures. Chick-fil-A has no business making shows. By the way, we don't need more family-friendly entertainment in America. We need more families. We actually don't need more entertainment. We don't need, we need significantly less Less entertainment take your family somewhere else take them take them and do stuff with them All these people that are pro family, why do you want to just sit them on a couch and we'll have them watch crap Do stuff with them? I don't know throw a bowl or I take them out on the lake You need you need to they need to, they need to, I mean KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut's dead.

Can you imagine Pizza Hut streaming service, just a decaying, Pizza Hut has a reality show. It's just a guy who's locked himself in a Pizza Hut. He's on security cam with a gun. Pizza Hut's thing would be like a live stream, it would just be like a crazy live stream. Subways declining. Yeah, I mean Chick-fil-A is, because it's got that brand, it's got that family friendly brand. We're not open on Sunday, because of God. You want to eat on Sunday, go home and make you, because Chick-fil-A imagines it like,

we eat Chick-fil-A through the week, but on Sunday, Mom cooks a meal. That's not what happens. I'll tell you what Mom does on Sunday. She goes in her room, locks the door, and she drinks. That's what Mom does on Sunday. Mom cooks a good meal, and we pray to the Lord. No, no, no.

On Sunday, Mom gets a pack of cigarettes. She locks herself in a room. She puts a towel so the smoke doesn't get out of the door and she drinks and she lays in her room and she has a blanket that she it's like a with a Native American like pattern and a wolf on it. And she cocoons herself in that blanket and she smokes weed and cigarettes. And that's what she does on Sunday. And she orders pizza for the house, okay? She barely comes out of her room and when she comes out of her room she goes, you better clean this up, it's disgusting.

And then she goes back in her room. She's not making a fucking nice meal on Sunday, chick-fil-a. It's crazy. It's psychotic. Companies do not need to be doing- Can anyone leave us alone? Can you be left alone in this country for five minutes? Can someone leave you alone for five minutes? Can you not be assaulted being told to watch a show that a chicken sandwich wrote?

My favorite show is the show that the Chicken Sandwich produces. Because that's what it literally is. This is now a chicken sandwich who's going to be directing your entertainment options. It doesn't bode well for the future of America that the government is doing very little and all these mega corporations are really like getting innovative and inventive about ways because nobody reigns these people in.

They, there is nothing, all these, this is why these political conventions are so funny, because they get on stage and they're like, it's about the middle class, but it's not. It's really about executives at these companies who are never told to chill. They're never told to chill, and they're never, ever, ever, ever, threatened or diminished in any way by our government. They're always catered to by the powers that be. So they're just so emboldened, they can do whatever they want. I'm telling you it will not end with the streaming server. It's going to be Chick-fil-A little home.

It'll be Chick-fil-A planned communities. And other people have predicted this. Other people have called this. Other people have said this stuff. This isn't me. This is like everybody that has watched this for years and now it's coming to ruse. Like a lot of people have said like corporations will just own everything. You will live in their buildings. But now you're actually seeing like it was like one of those dystopian predictions. Now it's genuine reality that you're going to live in the Chick-fil-A complex. We're making Chick-fil-A content.

It's not necessarily about the products, but it might be. I hope they do something so racist where it's a cartoon with a Polynesian sauce is like, how are the Polynesian sauce? And the Polynesian sauce is like just really racist character of a Pacific Islander. And they're like, God, what are they doing over there? What are they doing over there? Chick-fil-A? I do want a Chick-fil-A sandwich now, though. This is how it works. This is how they get you. We're gonna try to follow this yachting thing.

I just don't know enough about it. I don't know enough about it. But by the way, what a great for Chick-fil-A's first scripted series. Do the Jews control the weather? Watch Chick-fil-A. Wouldn't that be great? Now that, by the way, if they go in that direction,

sign daddy up. Sign me up. If Chick-fil-A is like, in our, like imagine that, just some like article, in Chick-fil-A's first attempt at original programming, they do the Mike Lynch story, but they allude to the fact that Jews control the weather and killed Mikech. And I go, whoa, whoa, is that the direction? If they're going in that direction, sign daddy up. If they're going to be the first QAnon network, I'm in, but they're not. They're going to just do milk toast crap. It's going to be like toast crap. It's going to be like seven to heaven. But if they start having fun, if they start having fun, then sign me up.

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We're in Madison, Wisconsin. We're at Displanes, Illinois. We've added a second show in Chicago at the Rivers Casino. The first one is almost sold out. I think it's sold out. You could check. You still might get some tickets to the first one. We've added a second show, but we're all over the place. Miami, Wisconsin, Tampa, Omaha. We're going to be in Orlando, too. We have other things happening. They're being announced.

And of course, look for this thing that's going to happen on October 1st. But it will be, we will not share too much about it until the time is right. Thank you. RIP Mike Lynch. RIP Mike Lynch. RIP Mike Lynch. Didn't know ya. Woulda loved to.

Mike Lynch was Britain's first software billionaire. These are the things that help you get involved with shady people. And then they send typhoons after you. They send the typhoons. Can you imagine him going, couldn't I have just been poisoned? What's going on here? But it could have been genuinely nature. We don't know. It seems odd though that has the other guy died. I'm gonna get a lot of DMs about this.

Gonna be like, you're missing it. You're missing it. And I probably am. He'd been celebrating his court victory aboard Bajan, which is usually Bajan, when the violent gale struck. Freakishly, just days before the yacht sank, Mr. Lynch's co-defendant, Steven Chamberlain, also died after being hit by a car.

London is kind of wild. London is kind of gangster and fun. It's kind of fun. Remember when our country was fun? It's not fun anymore. It's just Chick-fil-A doing nugget battle. London's fun. It's international gangsters killing people with fucking typhoons. That's what you pay for. That's what you want.

That's what you want. Our country is like boring. It's like boring and also insane. I've always said this. It's a mixture of boring and insane, which is like the worst mix. It's like everyone around is insane and you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. We get it. We get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a lizard. We got it. It's like the worst mix. It's like everything's completely insane and yet at the same time banal and boring. Whereas London's kind of fun, it's a little sexy. I was running right now, I would be on stage going, we're going to kill people with natural disasters and typhoons.

The Democratic National Convention. Fuck healthcare, you're not getting it, no one's getting it, you don't care about it anyway. You will read stories about my enemies being killed by Gale Force hurricane events. You will not have education. Education doesn't even matter anyway. Who cares? You graduate with a bunch of student loans, you get some job, you pay them back, you're fucked, we're all fucked. One thing you will see is me manipulating the weather to kill billionaires I have a problem with. You'll be entertained by my level of malevolence. It'll be like a Disney villain.

I'm bringing it back. Ursula, Maleficent, Scar, real evil, real villains. Your children will fear me. I'll tell you this, I'm not going to come up here and lie and tell you I'm going to bring interest rates down or the cost of food down. What I am going to do is flood the country with drugs and take some of that illegal money to go all over the world and overthrow governments I don't like. And that's what I would do. I'd have like a real, if it was a real convention speech, I'd be so into it.

If it was a real, Kamala Harris is like, I don't know why I'm here and neither do you and it doesn't matter it doesn't matter because we're gonna win we're winning we don't know what we're winning every four years we come together with this idea that winning is gonna matter and then we have the same problems four years later that we do right now but it doesn't matter. None of it matters. My husband's a loser and he's going to live in the White House. He's a loser like you people. He's a literal loser like you.

He can't get a reservation at a restaurant. Tim Walsh, like a week ago, was doing like fucking home trivia in Minnesota. He was hosting trivia, I think. think and he's gonna be the vice president So if it was fun, that's what I want to see more. I want to see people having more fun so if you know That's the thing if Kamala gets out Kamala Kamala whatever and she gets out and she just says listen we are gonna use the power of the government to manipulate the weather and

And take my enemies out. She goes, we're going to kill Putin with another ice age. We're going to freeze the crops. Freeze the crops. And then it would start cheering, freeze the crops. She's like, Lyme disease was just the beginning. You have no idea what we're cooking up. Freeze the crops.

Starve them out. Starve them out! Starve them out! You know? She goes, listen, I understand many of you are upset about what's going on in Gaza. And here's the reality, but let's all be really honest with each other right now. And everyone's like really silent. And then she goes who cares? People just beg little John's just dancing she goes we don't really care

you don't care you don't really care it was like ah you don't really care we don't care we don't care even M Hoff's fucking tatted up daughter's like we don't care because that's what it's fucking tatted up daughter's like, we don't care. Because that's what it is. That's the message discipline they have. She's like, more poison in the water. We're poisoning the wells. Everyone's trans now, bitch. Yeah! I'd vote for her. If she did that, God, I would vote for her. I'll kill them. I'll kill everyone. But we're gonna kill them with the weather.

Republicans say global warming's not real, but I'll tell you what's real. Using the weather to kill! Ah! So this is my pre-Kamala Harris speech. I don't know if she's gonna do this. I don't know if she's gonna do this tonight because this is coming out a day before. I'm recording this Thursday and she's speaking tonight right? Yeah. She can win my vote tonight if she just gets out there and goes Mike Lynch saw it firsthand. You're out there on a boat and it's a nice sunny day, but guess what? The sky's darken and you're fucking dead.

You're dead. I'll fucking kill you. My husband's a loser. Joe Biden thought he was going to be up here tonight, but you know what we did? Joe Biden thought he was going to be up here tonight, but you know what we did? We sent a tornado right to his fucking house and I'll do it to you. I'll do it to you. You know, it'd be interesting.

She just comes out tonight and it's like. Her and Bibi Netanyahu just start break dancing. She's like, you like this? You like this? They're just killing it. They're actually just like actually killing. It's being broadcast to the protesters and the protesters are like, this is kind of good. And they start breaking, you know?

Could a dance number heal it all? Just a crazy dance number. Like just a crazy, you know what I mean? Because that's really what she has to say about the Gaza thing she's got to go it's time not for a ceasefire and it's not time for more fighting it's time to not care we don't really care we don't really care we pretend to care but we don't really care the only thing we care about is traffic let's be be honest. Have you ever sat in traffic? You're trying to get

a bagel. It's crazy. There's so many people. Now traffic is so bad. We don't really care about little babies being made into soup. It doesn't affect us. Traffic affects us. Why is there so much traffic? That's what she should do. Just own it. Just own it. She goes and then she ends like this. She goes, now ladies and gentlemen, Republican, Democrat, gay, straight, whoever you love, rich or poor, we're all demons from hell. We don't care about anything except ourselves. That's why you're so easy to play, Kate. That's why it's so easy for me to stand up here and lie to you. Everyone's crying. You see the tears coming down people's eyes.

She goes, you had no idea I'd be up here. Neither did I. Everything's fake and you know it. We're at the end of a bloody empire and they're coming for us. All of them. China, Russia, little by little. But we've got a little juice left, don't we? Faggots! Everyone's crying. Walsh's kids crying. Everyone's crying. She goes, we got a little juice left, don't we faggots? Everyone's crying. Walses, kids crying, everyone's crying. She goes, we got a little juice left, don't we faggots? We've got a lot of guns and a lot of money.

Of course it ends bad, but it doesn't end tonight. Ah! Ah! People's heads are exploding. They're just shooting money guns. There's blood coming in the thing. And she goes, it's not gonna end tonight because I'm telling you right now

We're all going to hell All the union and if she does that if she sprays the attendees and they're all covered in blood and And she ends it by going we're going to hell we're going to hell right now You're going to hell. I don't know hell right now, you're going to hell, I don't know that, they go to Bill and Hillary and Bill and Hillary have these little devil hats on, they go, we're already in hell, if she does that I will vote for her because all I've ever wanted is authenticity.