The Tim Dillon Show - 408 - Russian Influencers & Dying At Work

Episode Date: September 7, 2024

Tim talks about attending the US Open, cancelling kids, trying to get sponsored by Russia, the random circus, an Arizona woman dying in her cubicle, the ice cream question and why the jumbotron doesn���t matter anymore. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://www.timdilloncomedy.com/ SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan: For more information go to forthepeople.com/tim Helix Sleep Go to HelixSleep.com/TimD for 20% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows with code: HELIXPARTNER20. PrizePicks Download The App & Use Code ‘TIM’ and get $50 instantly when you play $5 ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4wo... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1wo... #TheTimDillonShow Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. It is the last week, I believe, with the summer background that we really have not used only a few times. I spent a lot of time this summer in LA shooting a show that comes out, a special event that comes out on October 1st. On Netflix, I'll say very little about it. I'll say more about it later. But it's about trans Israeli volleyball players in Russia. No, it's about, it's a resurrection of a genre of television. volleyball players in Russia.

Now, it's about, it's a resurrection of a genre of television I believe the country deserves again. That is my belief. We will see. That is my belief. It is a genre of television I believe the United States of America at its current moment deserves. And I have provided it for them,

and that will be out October 1st on Netflix. So I wasn't in New York to use our beloved summer background, the lovely Northeastern Beach, but we will be replacing it, yes, and the lobster, we will be replacing it with a fall autumnal background very soon and we're going to find an autumnal creature. I don't know who it'll be, but because it's seasonal and as you get older, you are you're more cognizant and aware of the seasons because like all things, they signify death. All things after you are a certain age, you signify death.

Everything. All things. Everything. You see a new decoration go up at Target, you go, I'm gonna die! Have I done enough? That's what you think when you walk around Target and they start putting the pumpkins out. Have I done enough? Have I done enough? Have I done enough? Will they remember me? They don't remember anyone. Will they remember me? Have I done enough? Have I done enough? Will they remember me? I'm 39 in January, I turned 40. And then you just at every moment, everything you see

becomes a signifier of your own mortality. No matter how insignificant it is. Well, we have pumpkin cheesecake now. We're all gonna die. Have I done enough? Have I done enough? There's so much pressure to make every moment count, it's exhausting. That's why I went to the US Open.

I go, I got to go to the US Open because, oh God, what if I don't? What if I don't go to the US Open? Then what? Can I say that I've lived? Can I say that I've lived if I don't spend a disgusting amount of money on tickets to go see the USO? And here's the thing with the US Open, by the way.

Let's get this out of the way. And I don't, and this is gonna sound, you know, people are gonna read into this some type of racial thing and it's not, you know? Or class, it's really about class more than it is about race man do i remember when i was a kid and my grandfather would get tickets to the u.s open and we would go as a family my mother my father and myself they give me a little cup of haguedas and we got these amazing seats and once i handed martina navratilova that big hulking dyke i handed her a towel great great, you know tennis player and

And that was a you know, great era right Pete Sampras and Agassi and Steffi Graf and Martina Navratilova Monica Celeste the one who got stabbed the whole thing whatever My parents put me in a tennis clinic when I was young There's this idea that your kids's gonna be a tennis player. Like, people, because what a nice thing, right? What a lovely thing that would be to have your kid be a tennis player. So they all put them into, you know,

everybody on Long Island goes, why don't you give this a shake? Put me in a little, you go on the clay court and you whack the ball around. Didn't take, didn't take. But they, we'd go to the US Open and I remember you could hear a pin drop. It was silent It was silent. It was

quiet The US Open used to be really quiet. Now the US Open is allowed It's very loud It's very loud It's become a bit Democratized if you get my drift, there's a lot of, and they don't understand it's supposed to be a quiet sport. You're sitting, and even on the court side where we paid an ungodly amount of money for tickets,

and people behind me are like, ugh, they're just talking drunk and eating chicken nuggets with caviar on them. They have a hundred dollar set of chicken nuggets, you dunking caviar. I mean, it's like, what is happening? What is happening what is happening by the way Can anyone explain that?

It's just it's not nearly as civilized as it once was I Don't know what's good. There's people screaming and yelling bring up the caviar nugget there it is I Tried it's too salty the chicken nug is salty. The caviar is salty as well Who's who's planning this? But this is what's going on by the way You don't get that much caviar you get it the idea that you get that much cav- you just don't you Put a little caviar on each nugget. The point is this the point is this we're lost now in the weeds Tennis has become you know, and then you're there

and people are like screaming, they're trying to get chance going, like with their foam finger. It's like, guys, that's not it. Then you're there and then there's people there. I bumped into some twink who I knew and then he's like, he's talking about this guy, Yannick Sinner, who's like the top ranked in the world.

I was like, oh, who's this guy? He's like, you donner, who's like the top ranked in the world. I was like, oh, who's this guy? He's like, you don't know, he's the top ranked in the world. I go, yeah, yeah, no one cares about this. I don't care about this, no one cares. We're just going, it's US Open, it's a fun thing to go. This guy, Sinner goes hot, and he's very talented, but no one cares, so what do we mean? And then the people that really care about tennis are weird.

There's something wrong with them. Like the people that are really good. Like I love watching it. The athleticism you watch, you know, you sit close, you know, the. But who cares? Like what are we doing? You don't know. We stood number one ranked.

Why? Go away. Go away. I want to find out here and then forget. You just told me. Now I know This this idea that people who are they that are like really into it? Like really like really into this

Do you pay attention before it gets to the grand slam level? Well, how do you even do that? I guess I guess you'll watch it I don't know. I just find it disturbing that people are... They're like upset that I don't know the rankings of the people. I don't know. You don't know? Well, you don't know that? You don't know he's actually... This one, she's number three in the world.

What? What is this? I'm sorry I didn't look at the sheet of who's number three, you know, I'm just here It's just fun. It's just a fun thing to do. The climate is nice. The weather is nice You can eat a heinous caviar nugget and look at Anna Wintour that ghost she's still around Katie Couric, I said Katie Couric. These people must be so fucking bored with life already They're all ready to go to another planet Katie Carrick just sitting there. She's been there. She's been going to this thing for 25 30 years I mean, it's just they don't care anymore. They're all just

There's the thing you start to realize about these money New York people. They're just so bored You get to a certain point They just want something to happen. Go who was by the way they put they put people on the jumbotron now no one knows who anyone is no one has a clue who any person is at all anymore so there's there's there's like three people they've heard of it's like Kevin Hart Jason Sudeikis no one like literally no one knows who anyone is anymore. So it's so awkward. It's so awkward for the person on the Jumbotron because they're just like, they go on the Jumbotron, no one cheers.

And there's just a rustling of like, and the person on the Jumbotron is doing this. And the person on the Jumbotron is doing this. You go... You know? Have a little fun with it if you're on the Jumbotron. Say something wild, you know? Say something fun. Nobody... Nobody... No! Nobody's excited to see anyone anymore.

That's not our society. Anymore, by the way. It's like very rarely. Like Sudeikis got an applause, Kevin Hart, like there are people that like, but it's also such a New York, no offense, a little bit of a libtard media circus where like we know who's gonna get the applause. We just do. It's a certain, it's, you know, oh, there's Beth Bethany, who I went with one of the, she's on TikTok all the time talking about chicken salad, fun woman, very funny. She's, they hop, they threw her on the red carpet.

She had no problem with that. She likes that. I don't understand why there's a red carpet at a US Open tennis match What is this? Who's this for? By the way, apparently everyone in the world's been getting money to talk about Russia and I've been defending them for free for 18 months. I Have the worst ad people in the business. No, literally I have the worst Ad people in the business. They are the I have the worst ad people in the business.

They are the worst. I cannot get any. I am here literally defending Russia for free on the show and apparently they are throwing money and it's not necessary. I'm being facetious. I'm not necessarily defending Russia but I'm looking at the conflict in a nuanced way and saying that the United States played a role in kind of provoking this by talking about admitting Ukraine into NATO and that's not an opinion that I have and no one else has. It's shared by a lot of people and that's all I've said. I've said let's look at it and let's not go to a nuclear war with Russia. That's all I've said I've said let's look at it and let's not let's not go to a nuclear war With Russia, that's all I've said but apparently Russia has been throwing money around and Creating fake media companies, and I can't even get a taste. I can't even get a fucking taste

Do you know how depressing it is to wake up and read a story that people are getting stuffed with money from Russia and I can't get nothing? And we don't know if any of this is true, by the way. This just came out. U.S. officials allege Russian operatives illegally provided 10 million of fun videos by American right-wing social media stars. God, can you buy off the right-wing cheap huh? 10 million? No offense. What do you even do with 10 million dollars in our country? I'm not even kidding. What can you do with 10 million dollars right now?

I mean I guess some of you could find something to do with it, but frankly, you're going to risk this for 10 mil? Tennessee-based Tenant Media was identified as a target of the RT scheme, according to media reports. Basically, supposedly, they funded a bunch of their buying influencers. Russia's going out there buying influencers. And apparently, allegedly, to get, to wield power, they are accused of carrying out a secret influence campaign in the United States.

This is kind of a new world that we're living in. We're basically, instead instead like they you know all countries including us play games with the media and we influence the media of other countries and we play games on the internet we've been doing that for a long time we set up little sites for you know know, to feed the chaos going on, like, ooh, we did the Black Lives Matter protest. Everybody goes, let's do a couple, let's have a little fun, right? All. So all of these bots, you know, enrage people and exploit any type of anger that's out there.

And they try to create division amongst the people. And now they're really going directly to influencers and they're buying those influencers directly. I think they paid Tana Mongeau to put that Brooke Schofield back on after she dropped the N-bomb. That's my guess. I think that was Russia or potentially China. I don't know. It might have been China. I'm going to allege right now with no evidence, just a hunch that Tana Mongeau is being paid by China

to bring Brooke Schofield back on her cancel podcast. It's a hunch I have. It's an instinct. And by the way, this is a message for the Brooke Schofields of the world who I don't know. I've met once, lovely lady, I guess. I don't know. I don't know. I love Tana. Tana, Tana, who cares? But I do love her. Can I make a comment on these YouTubers getting canceled being racist at 13? I actually kind of agree with that. And let me tell you you why You're not supposed to be racist at 13 you freak You're supposed to be racist at my age when you've met people and you've learned and you've been able to look at patterns That's the whole point who's racist at 13 What kind of hate monger you have to be to hate people as a child?

You're supposed to hate people as a child. You're supposed to hate them as an adult when you've met them. You're not supposed to hate Jews at 11. You're supposed to fucking lose a job and your rent goes up and then you go, that goddamn Jew, whether it's right or wrong. You're supposed to hate them as an adult.

Who hates people at nine? You're not supposed to be a ten-year-old being these fucking Koreans. What is this? So people say to me, isn't it crazy they're canceling the kids? Well, maybe we should cancel the kids. Cancel the racist kids and leave the racist adults alone, yes or yes? Come on! Racist children are a problem they are to hate from such a young age if that's your first instinct is a real problem

but at 39 if you're not a little racist god I don't trust you I don't I hate the Irish I loathe them I abominate. I went back to that country that backwards toilet Or should I say turlet and I went back to Ireland and I said I do not identify with these people at all I just don't they're drunks. They believe in witches. They're backwards the top building in Ireland's like eight stories tall They've done nothing and nothing so I don't identify with them at all I am racist against Irish people, but I wasn't when I was seven Okay, it took me a while to understand how backwards that culture happened to be So this is my whole point now about racist children. I don't like racist children. It's to

Instinctually hate is bad. It's not good To instinctually hate is bad, it's not good. To hate after a while is normal, it's normal. Someone's gotta hate someone. You can't do anything. You're not supposed to be outwardly racist. There's not one person I've met who doesn't have some grudge or gripe or problem with some other group.

You're not supposed to obviously like, you know, take it to the next level and be crazy about it. You know? But you're just not supposed to be 11 years old. You go, I've had enough with Filipinos. Not at 11, not at 11, at 39. I go, well, it's a lot. It's a lot.

I believe that. I believe we need to chill racist adults are it's understandable racist children are a real problem you know well they were so stupid they were just parroting what other people said yeah fine fine but they haven't earned any of it they haven't earned their racism you need to earn your racism you need to earn your homophobia you should earn your massage you need to earn your homophobia. You should earn your massage. You need to earn all of your isms. You don't get them.

You don't get your isms. You earn your isms. You earn the right to look at something and go, it's a little too much. Your best friend comes out as gay. You don't hate that person, but you see a few pride parades where men are being walked on the street like dogs.

You go, this is excessive It is excessive isn't You have to earn it So China has paid to Tana Mongeau China did this whole thing and they orchestrated this they leaked the brook tweets And is this China doing this or it's Russia? Ten million that's what the right wing's selling out for 10 million? I'm doing it for free. I'm defending Russia for on gratis for free. I can't get anything. I can't get a dollar. A federal indictment unsealed Wednesday available. This link charged two employees of RT, formerly known as Russia Today,

using fake personas and shell companies. The duo operated under covert identities at an American company identified in court documents as US Company One. CNN and other media outlets, say they confirmed to the company in question as Tenant Media. Tim Pool said something about this on Twitter,

and he said, we've all kind of been duped. We didn't know that this was going on. And probably they don't, because this is, you know, they're very good at doing this stuff behind the scenes. But it doesn't mean that like, here's what I love about all these influence operations because let's break it down. Let's break it down. The Russians are going if we influence the American electorate, the American electorate will put pressure

on the politicians and the policy will be changed. That's not really the way it works. That's very cute that Russia thinks that. How quaint. That's not really the way it really matter how my aunt feels about the Ukraine War. It doesn't really matter. Like nobody was asked about the Ukraine war here. Nobody really... Now obviously public opinion can matter over

a long enough period of time and it can swing things a certain way but a lot of the issues in this country are not really settled based on how the public feels. But I understand it's a component so Russia's out there trying to Influence Public opinion Into pro-russia Tim pool said Should these allegations prove true I as well as the other personalities and commentators were deceived and her victims Yeah, I gotta be honest. I don't know Tim pool at all, but I don't think he's like knowingly working for Russia.

You know what I mean? I don't feel like he knows. Like if someone behind the scenes did something like that, you know, I think that he, you know, like what if I find out that can someone give me money? I'm not, I'm asking right now. I'm Can is there an oligarch that will give me money? I'll give you the show email. I don't How do these people

How do they even meet these people? I'm trying I'm trying so hard To get money from foreign governments to do this program. I'm trying so hard to get money from foreign governments to do this program I'm trying so hard China. Let's start small Malaysia Malay I will blame that airliner on someone every week. Can you give me something? This has been going on forever it's not gonna happen it's only more sophisticated because of the internet. Public opinion is incredibly malleable. Everybody knows that. The American people are... That's why people talk about fame. Here's the thing with fame, by the way. This is why the Jumbotron doesn't matter anymore.

The fame... No one cares or trusts that anyone's fame is for any reason now. People instinct, the American people are, you know, they're not the brightest, but they have this raw, native intelligence. They have the weird instinct, because they've been fucked over so much. They've been propagandized and lied to so much that it's like an abused child Where it's like obviously that person is gonna grow up to have lots and lots of problems As our country does but also an abused child has some Weird like hey, maybe let's not walk down that street thing like you know what I mean, like there's something that they have there's a

street smarts that comes with growing up in a situation where you felt vulnerable and you had to protect yourself. And I think the American public, because they have been so heavily propagandized and lied to and have been told things that aren't true over and over and over again, and have been told things that aren't true over and over and over again. The idea of fame as a concept, they distrust now. And I think that's a good thing. They just distrust it. They go... And then people... Do you realize how famous people get in America? They get so famous in America, it's not even fun anymore.

It's not even fun. The Kardashians are so famous now, they don't even have fans anymore. No one even likes them. They're just there. They're fixtures. They just exist. It's like a religion. They're just there. It's there. And you drive by and you look at the church. Maybe you go in a few times a year. It's just there. It's a part of our society now. There's no fans of these people anymore. Jake and Logan Paul are so famous. I don't think they have any fans. Like, no one loves them anymore and people have just gotten tired of hating them. They're just there. You relent. They relent. You go, alright, alright, it's fine. It's down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cardiac. They're gonna be the most famous people in the world. I just gotta, I gotta afford medicine. You just relent. You're beaten gotta afford medicine you just relent you're beaten down endlessly you just succumb to it you succumb to it you and you know you have no say in it either you don't really have a say in what happened you just eventually you turn around if you're a normal person you just turn around and there's a bunch of people who are the most famous people in the world and you don't know why you can't you don't know why every now and then you get like a Shane Gillis who's a generational talent who's an amazing you know what I mean stand-up comedian I get it or you get uh even the guy who's watching

new tennis lesson I skinner whatever his name is I don't want to learn his name I don't care it doesn't matter to me I'm not learning his name Yannick Yannick I'll blow him I'm not learning his name the point is these people you want I watched a guy play tennis, I get it, that guy's the top, that guy's the main, whatever, however it happened, he's amazing. Then there's just a bunch of people that are just the most famous people, they're the most famous people in the world, and you don't know why you could have a gun in your mouth. You wouldn't be able to, and tell why this for all alone. I don't know For a while we don't do this kind of my route We don't do it They were high no

No one knows so No one knows why some people are famous They're just the most famous people in the world. You just can't relent you go. Okay fine They're just the most famous people in the world. You just get you relent you go, okay fine They're just famous You there's nothing else to do You would not be able to articulate it on your deathbed with a gun to the back of your child's head You couldn't even come up with a fake reason why half of these people are famous. So what happens is you just are famous so what happens is you just relent but it's that culture of fame like Russia no Russia's like we got to just start paying people in America that are famous to say shit because apparently these people will listen and

it's like yes yes yes I get it spread that money around spread that money around. Spread that money. But it's this game now of like... Fame just isn't anything anymore. It's lost all of the things that it had. Bethany, who I think is great and she's hilarious, did a video on chicken salad that went viral. We're sitting in the US Open and people screaming her they got chicken salad. I go. What is this? What is this culture? What is our society? She's very funny. I'm not saying she's doesn't deserve to be a known person I just go what is when people are screaming chickens these women they lose their minds. They got chicken salad

I go what what, what is this? What is this? What does Russia think they're buying here? What does Russia think they're getting? I'm curious. I'm curious. This is a schizophrenic, you can't. That's like me paying people

at my mother's mental institution to influence the other members of it. It's like there. I don't know I don't know what's going on culturally anymore to where I don't even know what you would hope to get from an influence campaign Other than like yes turn America against the Ukraine war, but America just doesn't want America's even know what's going on. We're like, why are we? What is it? Why are we fighting this war? Americans just want to eat French toast in different formats. In the stick form where you can dunk it and use your hand. They want to eat it in the hollow form. We have to saw it with the knife. They want to have it on a bagel. They want to eat it ice cream. They like it in cereal. French

do you know how many types of French toast are? that's all the country want So like they're gonna tire of the Ukraine war eventually just gonna tire it but they know they have no power It's like the Kardashians. They don't no one made them famous We didn't start the Ukraine war. We know we can't stop it. No one thinks they're gonna stop the Ukraine war Nobody you go to a barbecue. I don't understand why you're in the Ukraine, nobody goes and we're gonna stop this war. No one thinks like that. No one thinks like that because everyone knows. Everyone knows we didn't make the Kardashians famous. We can't stop it. We can't stop that boulder from rolling down the hill. We don't have that kind of power. No one in this country thinks they have that kind of power by the way. And you know what it's really disturbing? Rich people don't even think they have that kind of power.

Rich people, and I've met a lot of rich people, they don't even know what's going on. Rich people barely know what's going on. They know they get the nugget at the open with the caviar on it and they... And they just, the ball goes back and forth. Then there's a few of them that are making everything happen, but the vast majority of them have no idea what's going on. All these rich kids want to be comedians and filmmakers you talk to these rich scions of generational wealth. They want to make films They all want to be clowns. Do you know what a diseased society we are? Do you know what a diseased?

Society we are that our wealthiest people want to be traveling lounge acts They want to join the circuit. Do you know what a diseased society we are? When the kids of the richest families go, I want to join the circus, which is what this is. I want to join this. Can you imagine that? Well, tell your grandfather what you'll be doing. I want to join the circus, Grandpapi. But we own a bank! Yes, but I like the circus.

Have you ever felt the roar of the crowd in the circus? It's a nightmare here. Can I? I want to start buying influencers in Russia and maybe spend money over there to get... I don't know what any... God bless Russia or anyone who spends any money to get any result in this culture. In this culture, if you spend a dollar to get any result, because you don't know what's going to happen, how it's going to happen, who's going to be responsible. Nobody knows. It's a, it's a, it's a, the whole tour was so fast. I just did this thing and we had all these real people come on my thing that I did with Netflix. I can't really talk about it.

I don't know why I'm being so like mysterious about it. It's retarded. But I'm just teasing, I'm doing a tease. I'm doing a tease. But here's what's interesting about Hulk 2 girl. She seems like a lovely woman. I say nothing negative about her. I don't know anything about her.

The people that came on my show, people go, how do you get people to come on your show? They're all real people. There's no scripts. How do you get people to come on everyone? Everyone thinks and yet they still live in America and they ask that question all these people well Why would anyone come on your show? Why would anyone and they say they live in America they live in America and they ask that question They go why would anyone come on and I go well Look at Hulk to a girl Hulk to a girl will probably be the Super Bowl commercial She's gonna make a decent amount of money. It might be short-lived. It might not I don't know

Here's what the fatal flaw is in our system people think that they can plan to be the Hawk to a girl They think they can arrange the world be the hawk to a girl. They think they can arrange the world that in a way they can be her. You cannot. It is a casino. It is a circus. It is not a thing that you plan. You don't go to Vegas to win. You go and if you're smart you go to have a good time. You might win and you might not because it is a circus. What a circus is by its, bring up circus, the definition of circus so that people can understand what a circus is. Okay. The actual Webster dictionary of circus. So people can understand it. I think people don't understand. Okay a Traveling company of acrobats clowns and other entertainers Which gives performances typically in a large tent in a series of different places. That is what it is That's what we're doing here

Clowns entertainers acrobats in a tent the tent gets set up somewhere could be on Instagram might be on tick-tock Let's put the tent in nail it down. Here comes the tents going the tents up on YouTube shorts today Here comes the tent everybody gets out they do the game They do the thing and then when they close that down the tent springs up somewhere else I don't know on Facebook market play. It doesn't know. On Facebook Marketplace, it doesn't matter. That's what it is. You cannot plan really to become the Hawk to a girl because the whole purpose of this insanity is to be random and chaotic.

We don't know what people are going to like. Nobody knows what people are going gonna like. No one knows it I talked to all these people in LA. They don't there used to be a reasonable You can make a guess as to what people like you go a 9 or 2 and oh Why they're they got tits and they're they're they're in a nice area and they get into drama They have problems girlfriends boyfriends cheating nice cars Shannon Dardie Jenny guard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Luke Perry like People go yeah, yeah, that's we would they like it and they like it

And then if they like that you go well they like that they're gonna like Melrose place Good the people are a little older, but it's still the same shit They're gonna like Melrose Place because the people are a little older, but it's still the same shit They like till street blues they're like NYPD blue they like NYPD blue the light, you know There's a way to kind of gauge now. You don't know it now No one knows Why things work and why they don't there isn't there isn't a clear-cut? and why they don't. There isn't a clear cut answer to why one person... So the thing about Hawk Two a Girl, and she's a charming, lovely woman from what I understand, you cannot plan to be, you could not plan to say I'm gonna walk out of a bar and say

Hawk Two on that thing and then go why it's... So the people that come on my show are the people that go on any show. They're taking their shot, they're rolling the dice. Good for them and why not? Why not? What's the point of being at the circus if you're not going to go up there and do a flip? So that's the thing. So God bless Russia. God bless anyone spending a dollar to get a result in the climate we are in now. Morgan & Morgan is the largest personal injury law firm in America.

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New tonight, a Wells Fargo employee dies at her desk and no one bats an eye. Now her co workers are raising questions about how the Tempe Arizona office addressed the tragic death. Jade Cunningham has the story. There's sadness at this Wells Fargo. Stop that, stop that. Look at that. Look at that, huh? Look how beautiful that is.

Where is that, Arizona? Yeah, Tempe. Tempe, Arizona desert. Wells Fargo. You park your car, you go, just another day in paradise. You walk in and you check out. And then your body rots for four days

at the Tempe Wells Fargo. When Tempe. It's really, really heartbreaking. And I'm thinking, what if I were just sitting there? Like nobody would check on me. After the body of an employee was found at work, an associate who asked to remain anonymous for fear of retaliation.

That's right. Says the situation is troubling. Her boss had emailed her. He didn't receive a response. So they went to go check where she normally sits. Stop that. I love the American workplace for fear of retaliation. A body's rotting for four days. And they go,

if you talk to anyone about this, maybe they were having fun with the body. Does anyone think about that? They were doing a weekend at Bernie's, they're propping her up. Maybe she was a cunt. Maybe everybody hated her. Maybe she died and then people were having fun with her photocopying her ass, having fun. Maybe not. I don't know. I'm just saying we have to look for explanations and times like this and explanations that make us feel better about the random insane chaotic nature of this thing that we are doing called life. Maybe this woman was

one of these people that you just didn't... You know you're a cunt at work if no one goes near your desk for four days. Can you imagine what a friendless hell this woman lived in? No one went near her desk for four days? Four days? No one went near her cubicle for four days? You know what a nightmare this woman must have been? Or she was either a nightmare or she was one of those women who like barely existed and and you were just like ah every interactions kind of awkward and forced and you know what I don't need to go near her But it's weird that nobody checked nobody

She's clearly not an essential component of Wells Fargo Tempe branch Let's watch a little bit more of that Maybe it turns maybe it gets happy and Let's watch a little bit more of that. Maybe it turns. Maybe it gets happy. And that's how they found the body. Tempe police say on August 20, building security called authorities after finding a worker who was possibly dead. Officers went and identified the person

as 60-year-old Denise Prudhomme. To hear that she's just been sitting at the desk, that would make me feel like sick and that nobody did anything. That was how she spent her last moments. Police say there's nothing suspicious about the death but still haven't confirmed many details about the time or manner of it. The employee says the lack of information from the bank has been especially frustrating. I'm just wondering why they didn't formally address employees about it when this does

affect everybody in the building. Wells Fargo said in a statement, we are deeply saddened by the tragic loss of our colleague at our Tempe office. It also states, counselors are available to support employees and all further questions will be directed to police. Ready? Ready? Ready?

I'll be the Wells Fargo counselor and I'll also be the employee hi thank you for reaching out how are you doing well it's light cuz the employees it's Matt it's Arizona they're like they're like you know it's like stop because like like she's like died and shit and nobody like help her like that. Yeah. Yeah. How does that make you feel? Makes me feel like sad. Like what if I die and no one like comes to see me when I'm in like my cubicle? Do you feel fear? Yeah, like sometimes I feel like scared that no one cares. Like sometimes our life, it feels like it has no meaning.

We just do that Wells Fargo shit. And then people on the TV say, Wells Fargo kind of like steal people money and shit. Well, I can't really speak to that. Well, there was some weird credit card shit. It's all over the news. I can't really speak to that. I can only speak to, you know, your emotional,

you know, composition right now. I understand that you've just been through something. And I understand that it's tough. This makes us all think about our lives. It makes us all think that, you know, we're alone, but you're not alone. You have me. The Wells Fargo team is always here to support you. You know that. But don't talk to anyone else about this. I saw

you're talking to the news and the thing is nobody at the news is trained the way I'm trained to help you. I'm trained to help you. Yeah like I just felt emotional so like I talked to... No, no, no, I know. But the worst thing that could happen, and I mean the worst, is if you say something to the news, and then people think that you've... you're just, you know, you're placing blame on the company.

You wouldn't want that. Not like I don't blame them, but like maybe it is kind of their fault. Well, we don't want to say things like that. We don't want to go down that road. We don't want to open that door. We don't want to open that door because you know how big Wells Fargo is. They crush people like you like a bug.

Look at me. They'll crush you like a bug, you know that? You know they crush you and your children. They'll kill your kids. They'll crush you like a bug. You know that you know, they crush you and your children They'll kill your kids. They'll kill him in front of you. You know that right? We'll kill you. I'll kill you I'll kill you right now. Yo, what's happening right now? I'll kill you I'll fucking kill you you stupid bitch. You say one more thing to the news. I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding What I think we need to you. I'm kidding. What I think we need to do now.

I'm telling you right now that it's very sad that that happened, but I think it's beautiful. Tim Walz ignores dead-hassid question to eat ice cream at the state fair. Tim Walz's brother came out and said, do not put this lake freak in because Tim Walz we know is a fun guy. He's a pathological liar. He lied about everything. He didn't serve in the war. He's full of shit. His brother hates him. By the way, whose brother hates them like that? This guy's brother hates him. He's not spoken in for eight years. We know Walsh is a liar. We know he's, you know, he just makes things up, which is fine.

A lot of politicians make things up, but we just met him. We just met him and a lot of what he's saying isn't true. He's a, you know, so let's watch Tim Walsh. He's dodging this question. And by the way, I get it. The last thing I want to do when I'm eating ice cream is talk about hostages. Because it's not fun anymore. What's your reaction to the six hostages being found in Java? Thanks everybody. There you go. Go eat the, go eat the custard.

How about some custard? Why wouldn't he just say it's terrible? Why wouldn't he just say it's terrible? Why wouldn't he just say it's terrible? She said, what's your reaction to the six hostages being found in Gaza? Why wouldn't he just say any loss of life in this conflict is absolutely tragic? And we need to bring it to an end as soon as possible. You know why? Because he can't. He's not allowed. He's not allowed to say it because he's not his own man. He's not his own man. You're all falling for this. Oh, he's a folksy like man. No, he's not allowed to say it because he's not his own man. He's not his own man.

You're all falling for this. Oh, he's a folksy lake man. No, he's not. He's meeting with the Soros kids. Okay. And they're telling them at a dismantle American Civil Society, by the way. He's not his own man. He's a liar and a fraud.

I don't care that he, oh, he likes fishing like me. No, he does. He's a liar and a fraud. I don't care that he oh he likes fishing like me No, he does. He's lying He couldn't say what? What do you think about the hostages being fake? Because like i'm gonna go eat this ice cream. He doesn't know This is the simplest question ever asked of a politician that i've ever seen publicly And he cannot answer it and the reason he cannot answer it is because he does not know what the Democratic

National Committee and the advisors want him to say about six dead kids by the way or people he cannot just say the most basic not this is how inhuman this liar is he cannot Say hi Any loss of life in this conflict is a tragedy We need to bring it to a close because you know why it's not they don't want it to end This is the goal here is not for it to end This is not for it to end the goal for the Ukraine war is not to end. None of these wars, the ending is not on the docket. Ending the wars is not part of the game. Bibi Netanyahu does not want this war to end. Israel, the citizens, a lot of them are going, yes, we need it to end.

Bibi Netanyahu does not want to go to jail on corruption charges. He does not want to face a post-war environment. He doesn't want an investigation in intelligence failures that allowed October 7th to happen. He doesn't want any of that. So the only way to not have that is to have a larger regional conflict. OK, that is the only way to not have that. Tim Walsh knows that he needs to shut his fucking mouth about this stuff, that it is not his job, that the biggest issue right now with the Democrats in places

like Michigan is this issue. So he cannot answer a question like a human being. Now, by the way, if he was a sharp politician, like, I don't know, like a Josh Shapiro, who I believe, I sat next to the USO, but I think it was Josh Shapiro, a few seats down, I sent the photo to people, they said it was. The governor of Pennsylvania, if he was a politician that, for example, we all know Josh Shapiro is very pro-Israel, but like like Josh Shapiro is a very, his image is not the guy next door hockey dad or whatever this Sarah Palin type is doing. His huckster, you know, lake abominable snowman,

folksy, I eat my griddle cakes with butt, like whatever he's doing here. His image is I'm an outsider. I'm not a, Shapiro's image is like, no, no, no, no, no, my brother works in Hollywood, I'm the guy, like I'm an outsider. I'm not a Shapiro's images like no, no, no, no, no, my brother works in Hollywood on the gut like I'm so You're used to politics coming from say the way waltz has sold himself is I'm the guy at the fair that will Into straight talk we ain't weird and we're and and you know But yet he cannot answer a question about six American hostages that were killed without receiving

Talking points from billionaires. So just know out there the dummy dummy dum-dums who are stupid people I don't care who you vote for vote for him if you want. It doesn't matter to me I don't tell you to vote for the whole point of my show is not to tell you or to carry water or this that and the other thing. It doesn't matter to me. Just know that this is the exact same thing as you've always had and you'll always have. He was cast in a role to be a late guy. He is getting edicts from billionaires like everybody else. Play that again. Play that again. It's almost like he's looking for the billionaires to Where are the billionaires? Where are they? Tell me what the...

What is it? Are the dead kids good or bad? What are we doing? Ooh, dead kids. Yay or nay on the dead kids. Yes or no? I don't know about this one. Tim Walsh. Here's, here's straight talk Walsh, baby. Reaction to the six hostages being found dead in Gaza. Here's here's straight talk walls, baby All right, thanks everyone I'm gonna go have a meeting with a billionaire, thank you Thanks Talk to a couple of billionaires It's just interesting it's I'm fascinated by political theater. I like it. I like theater I like it interests me as to how

the world is run and the way that he has been cast in this role as a simple American dad, funnel cake dad, fair dad, next-door guy, but just know that he cannot answer a question without receiving instructions from the people who own him and own Kamala and own the DNC and whatever. And that doesn't mean by the way that Trump and Vance don't have backers, that they are also, I don't know if Trump's controlled by anyone because I mean, if they are, they do a terrible job.

Trump doesn't seem super controlled, but they also have interests and stuff like that that they will not openly go against. So that's just the way politics works. This guy, however, seems to have gotten some pass. He's branded himself as like this, this, I'm a free wheeling, I eat my funnel cake. You know, like everybody I just go to the fair. What do you think about the dead kids? Everybody visits me goes what are these guest room mattresses? I go there helix their midnight deluxe are the best in the business There's nothing worse than mattress mattress Shopping and there's nothing better than getting a helix mattress delivered to you

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This Middle East conflict. Because it was like last fall. It started. And I don't want to go through another fall with this. I really don't. I don't want to be eating apple pie and hearing about beheadings. It's the holidays. I've had enough.

No, I have. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of sitting there having a tea a nice Earl Grey and Then having people enough with this Stop the fighting all the time. I'm gonna turn it off. I'm going to ignore it. I'm ignoring it I'm ignoring it. I'm Ignoring it now. It's time for us to ignore it. I'm ignoring it I'm ignoring it. I'm ignoring it now. It's time for us to ignore it The only way to beat the warmongers is to ignore them. It's not happening. It's not happening It's not happening. It's a

I will not listen anymore. I will not listen anymore. I won't I will not listen anymore. I will not listen anymore. I won't It's like the Kardashian just let it be then I if the if the Middle East war is gonna go on for 20 years like keeping up with the card here. I just have to ignore it and I I I because it really is it gets to the point where it's like Explaining that war is the same thing as explaining why the Kardashians are famous. You go, well, I don't... fuck. There was a tape and... What's the thing that people wear to make their legs less fat?

I don't know, man. They're just air. It's just... they just fight. These people just fight. Figure it out. It's just, it's just fight. These people just fight. Figure it out. It's the fall. I really am not doing this over the holiday. I don't sound, I don't, I don't care how cunty it's, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it over the holidays. I won't do it. I'm not doing it.

I will not do it. It's taken too much of my time. It's taken too much of my attention. I will not do it. I will not do it. In the beginning, I get it. Everybody's got in. I know it's a terrible tragedy all over the place. The thing at the music festival, that was bad. All the people in Gaza, this is very big. It's all very bad and it's not good. I am completely powerless to stop any of it. I'm turning it off. And if you bring it up, I'm going to talk about Chappellrone, who's slightly overrated but

talented. And I will, that's what I'm going to, I will start singing Chappellrone. If you bring up the Israel Gaza thing to me, I will just start, I dance at the club, the Pink Pony Club. I will not dignify this anymore. There's nothing left to say. What am I gonna say? What's the new take? What's the hot take on the... Well, it's actually the Balfour Declaration.

Well, if you think it's the borders, the pre-1967 border. Well, actually, it's the Seven-Eight Wars, the Israeli... Well, actually, it's Iran or... Shut up! Everyone shut up. It's not happening. It's over. It's over now. It is over It is over. I'm done. I am done Unless they start giving me cash You want me to talk about this BB net and Yahoo you give your son Yair in Miami money, and he flies it to me cash

I cannot talk about it anymore, it's annoying me. I was sitting at the tennis and I'm watching them and I'm saying it is so, you know what's impressive? What I do. I was watching them and I'm going, sure they're athletic and they're specimens. Could they do an hour of what I do? I could do what they do. I could do that. It wouldn't be as good, but I could do it. Oh, over the net. What is that?

Could they talk about Kamala Harris for hours? This woman, no one should talk about Kamala Harris. Kamala Harris should work at Wells Fargo. I have to talk about this woman endlessly for hours. I get to talk about the Middle East conflict for hours and endless hours and hours about the Middle East. I mean, could they do this? Get Sinner, get him up. You go, go, go for an hour about Kamala Harris and the Middle East.

19 episodes on the Middle East. And it's still not fixed. I've done 19 hours on the Middle East and it's still not fixed. This is why my father, and when you talk to my father it's like he's had a complete lobotomy. You say anything to my father, he responds with something about his dog or the weather or he says brings up some anecdote that's from the 70s and the reason he does this is because the world is

designed to drive you insane and the only two options are to go insane or to completely detach. The world is actually designed to drive you insane. It's not an accident that is driving you insane. It's created to make you insane. That's the whole point is to drive you mad. You're actually supposed to be insane all the time. You're actually supposed to be insane all the time. Because you're fucked with on such a level. When you go out to any area that has a lot of nature, it doesn't matter where it is. And you're there and you see trees and you breathe and you're around, you take a little walk and maybe you swim in the pond,

in the lake, in the ocean, whatever. You have some type of understanding of time and space, you have night, you have day, you have seasons, there's something that... Then you step into this kaleidoscope, this fun house of crazy, and it's an unending, unrelenting assault on your mental health all day every day. All day every day. And you just have to either fully go insane, like just do it, just go brrrr and like jump in. And then you're nuts and you meet the nuts people. You meet them. Well,

I can't believe, well, well, well, well, you know what's going on with climate change. know it you go. What is what is wrong? Stop stop it. Stop doing this to me. You're in my living room stopped it But you meet them and they're not to go Well, actually actually in four years Miami is gonna be completely underwater So everyone that lives in Miami right now is gonna be dead and they're gonna lose all their money if they live in Miami It's gonna be underwater. Everybody's gonna be burned alive. They're gonna be burned alive in LA. If you live in LA, you're gonna be burned alive in LA.

And you go, oh, okay. Are you sad about any of that? You seem happy. Why are you happy that everyone's gonna die? What? Well, you seem happy. No, I'm not. You seem gleeful and happy that these climate events that may or may not happen are gonna kill everyone. Do you think that's nice? My aunt does it. Well you know what has to happen in Miami, it's gonna blow up, it's gonna die, everyone's gonna die. What is this? What is it? You know my grandmother's on her deathbed and I was talking to one of my aunts and she goes, well thank God you don't need any money

there's gonna be a real fight over that estate and one of them's a lawyer so you know how that's gonna go. She goes, thank God you don't need any money because I would be so mad if you needed money that you weren't going to get what's rightfully yours. I go, nothing's rightfully mine. I didn't earn any of the money. Secondly, why is it that you boomer psychopaths, that is your first response to anyone who's like dying is like how the estate is going to get divvied up. It's just a matter of going insane and people

anyone that shows up with talking points in their head that they need to get at they need to get you they're crazy they're crazy I'm not saying you shouldn't believe things or or whatever but I'm saying when you assault another person with your your a half-baked opinions Like it's crazy Unless they're very entertaining. I Make money doing it. It's my job. It's entertaining people hang out with me. I don't even I barely talk People like yo, you're real different. I'm like, yeah, dude, I'm just chill.

People think I'm like, people come over to my house. I'm like, hey, what's up? People think they're gonna walk in and I'm gonna be like, Meghan Markle's a conner, ha! It's like, that's not the way it is. I do this for an hour or two a week, and then I just go and I fuck, I don't know. But you gotta stop, you gotta stop you gotta stop you gotta detach

Detach just take just I mean my father is the ultimate extreme because literally he'll be like, you know, what's good about Fred? I go who's Fred again? He goes the dog, you know, it's good about him. I go what could be good about him What is good about this shit seal? Tell me again what is good? But he's decided and I think he'll live for probably a long time, he's decided that the best way to deal with the current media landscape is to completely detach and walk around a nice corn maze of his own mind.

And I think maybe that's the move because over the next 60 days, you are going to see some of the people that you know lose their mind. Their mind is going to melt out of their brain and it's gonna leak out of their ear. And they're gonna need you. They're gonna need you to ignore them. Just the way I'm ignoring Israel and Gaza.

I'm ignoring them until they get their act together, until they wanna behave the way I do, like it's a fucking fall, until they wanna have a nice dinner party and go to the Jericho Cider Mill and get an apple crumb pie and get a little cider and take a nice walk around the planting fields Arboretum in Westbury until they want to take a nice stroll in Central Park with a cup of coffee

until they want to have a nice little dinner and fucking go and get some nice brown butter sage pumpkin ravioli unless they want to go get some gorgonzola and gelotti unless they start acting like people I'm not going to deal with it I'm not dealing with the beheadings and the burnings and the killings and Genocides and the shooting I will not do it not this fall Miss me with all that shit I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it if they're gonna have to act like fucking people How about a fucking a little

less killing and a little more dinner party? How about that? What about a nice restaurant in Gaza? A nice restaurant. Something nice. And I love those, I feel bad for those kids, but like they're like day 302 in water zone like the influence here's the thing with the Gaza war influence influencers I know I get it I understand but like vary the content diversify the content the Gaza war influence it's all war all the time show me how to make it a thoughtful you know what I mean like why is it all war all the time they and the 92 in water, no one has water, we are all dying. Bummer! Can I get a seasonal dish? Make a shakshuka. Do something. Is that Israeli? Maybe it is. I'm just saying

have the courage to ignore. Have the courage to ignore. Have the moral courage to ignore. Because you're not doing anything, throwing red paint on Starbucks doesn't do it, I know it makes you feel good, I know it makes you feel good, but it's not doing anything. Bibi Netanyahu doesn't give a shit if every college kid in America shoves the Talmud up there at, he doesn't care, he doesn't care, it doesn't matter. Fucking funnel cake dad won't even say that the dead kids are bad. Like no one will even say anything here.

So the only thing to do is to completely divest emotionally from this unless you are willing to join aside and fight. If you're willing to join the IDF or join Hamas, God bless. But until you are, I really want full behavior. Full behavior. Picking up the pumpkin. Get the pumpkin and bring it to the house. You need to be an example of what America truly is at its heart. A selfish, self-obsessed place that has succeeded because of that and thrives because of that and will only ever succeed because of that.

You need to be an example to the rest of the world of what self-obsession and narcissism looks like. You are the star of your own movie. You are losing the thread. No one thinks you care No one believes you no one Be the demon they all think you are and they will love you for it. They want to be you They want to be you Jennifer Aniston shut the fuck up about clean water you cunt shut up They only want clean water so they can be you!

I mean, where do you go from there? It's just what it is. We need... We need to restore sanity to this country. And I'm hearing too many people unconvincingly talking about others. And this is not the season to unconvincingly talk about your faux activism, your fake bullshit, your statuses, your fucking,

your thing, you're not doing anything. What you must do is return to the cave of self. It's why we're loved. It's actually why we're loved. No one cares. People love us for World War II. No one cares. Get up Denise Prudhomme, please. Get up R.I.P. Denise Prudhomme. This woman died in Wells Fargo for your sins! For your sins! Even Rasha! Even Rasha goes, We can't give him any money! Oh, good night everybody!