The Tim Dillon Show - 443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker

Episode Date: May 10, 2025

Tim discusses Dave Portnoy’s interesting reaction to controversy, Jennifer Aniston’s stalker charged with felonies, the conflict between India & Pakistan, Joe Biden’s recent appearance on The View, a new Luigi Mangione musical & a Disneyland theme park in Abu Dhabi. American Royalty Tour 🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS:  Morgan And Morgan Visit https://ForThePeople.com/TIM or Dial #LAW (#529) Aura Frames Exclusive $35-OFF Carver Mat At https://AuraFrames.com Use Promo Code "TIM"  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. Thank you all for joining us again. And I'm making a I'm making a sign for Dave Portnoy's bar in Philadelphia that says something nice about the Jews. And I'm just going to put that up. Just to even it out. Because that guy, Mo Kahn, he went out and he had one of those signs that the you know, like they hold up at the bar. You know, it's like he usually is like happy birthday or go Lakers.

And this time I believe it was fuck the Jews. And Dave Portnoy was upset about that. So now him and the and he said he was gonna, he was gonna pay for the kid to go to Auschwitz. He was going to send him to Auschwitz, which is kind of nice. It's kind of a nice thing to pay for a trip there, but then he reneged on that. And now him and the kid are like in a legal battle. And then the kid started like a go fund me and he's got like 15,000 in the go fund me Which I don't I don't know what's going on, but the kid like obviously it's stupid to do that

The Internet's not real life. You can't you can't it's not you can't do that But he's raised 15 cheese I But he's raised 15 G's. I don't know what's going on. I'm telling you, if you think supposedly the kids like him in a fight with the Jews and he and he raised 15 G's. I'm telling you this right now. If you only get 15 G's that's not going far. They're going to win.

I'm telling you right now. They're going to win. gonna win I'm telling you right now they're gonna win one of the fundraising pages pages justice for Muhammad Adnan Khan was organized by temple graduate and free speech advocate Alex Morris hopes to raise 75 thou okay well whatever don't make a sign that says that. It's not nice. Dave Portnoy is going a little hard too. Here's the thing with the isms. Semitism, anti-Semitism, all the other ones as well, right?

The other ones are phobias, homophobia, transphobia. What are the other isms? There's anti-Semitism, misogyny, that's an E, phobia, transphobia, homophobia, racism, anti-Semitism, racism, nativism, jingoism, yeah, yeah, whatever. Here's the thing, the more you talk about the discrimination, the more you get it. It's like one of these laws that no one realizes.

The more you talk about the thing, you just get more of the thing. If you just talk about something all the time and people are, it's just, you're going to manifest it. You're gonna end up seeing more of it everywhere. You're gonna react. People are gonna troll you with it because people like that you're showing

them how you're gonna react the only way to defeat a lot of that is to ignore it which is like the hardest thing in the world to ignore it I'm not saying like you ignore the kid with the sign like like obviously you're like, hey, fuck you, man. But like, I don't know if going on like a massive campaign because this dumb kid made a sign is gonna like make anti-Semitism go away. That's the thing. Like if, if I wanted homophobia to go away, if somebody called me a faggot and I spent three weeks talking about it, can you believe he called me a faggot?

Well I'm going to pay for a trip for you to go to Africa and see AIDS because there's AIDS there. It's not a gay, I mean there's just AIDS and that's where I would send a person, send them to Africa to see AIDS. Go see what AIDS does. After a while, people would just kind of get upset. They'd be like, all right. All right.

All right. I think that's the way to deal with bigotry is to ignore it and Pretend it's not real and then it kind of goes away because it loses its power if you endlessly talk about it if you bring it up all the time and if you keep You know and like talking as victim and all this stuff, it's like people just, people turn it off, they shut it off, they change the channel. It's enough already. I get it.

I get, you know, also it's like, you know I like the important thing, but it's like, you don't have to defend the whole of the Jewish people They can handle themselves like he's like the guardian of you know Like I'm doing this to it's like all right That's the way I feel about it That's my opinion. It's those words all right in exactly that way all right All right, like how long does this go on is my question. It's already been multiple days of this.

How long does this go on? How long must this continue? I'm asking how long must this continue? How much like how many press conferences do is this? Do we need for this? The kids an idiot. He got suspended by Temple University which I don't know anything about that school but it's not great.

It's not a good school. It's not like he's going to a good school. He's gonna have a whatever. It's Temple. It's fine. Who cares? The president of the university issued a statement condemning anti-Semitism and suspending one of the students.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. Did anyone think the president of Temple University was for that? Like did anyone think like the president of Temple University like this is what I mean about everyone has to disavow everybody and like if I was the president Temple University they're like one of your kids did this I got well I don't I don't even know the people here I don't even know the people here I'm who are these kids I don't even know the people here. I'm just... Who are these kids?

I don't even know, I'm just here I'm doing administrative shit. I don't know these people. How many kids go to temple? A few thousand? Look it up. Why do we... What is he? I get the political reason you have to come out and say it. All these people...

Cause there is real anti-Semitism at some of these schools you know like Colombian stuff there everybody's yeah what temple has an enrollment of 30,000 students like if I was the president of Temple University and they're like hey you know that you know Dave Portnoy's got a bar I'd go what yeah okay yeah yeah well some student went in there with a sign that He's got a bar. I'd go what? Yeah, okay. Yeah Yeah, well some student went in there with a sign that said fuck the Jews Who? Mohammed Khan, I don't know I'd go their old name Mohammed and I hang the phone up

What I do I'd hang the phone up I go I'm not Well, don't you want to make a statement about what? I don't even know this kid. I don't know this kid. I'm not hanging out with this kid. I'm an adult. He went to a bar and put up a dumb sign. Portnoy's offer to send the perpetrators perpetrators on an educational trip to Auschwitz is a more lavishly funded version of a common educational response to incidents of Jewish hatred. Isn't that weird to go on a trip when you've done something like that? Because it's still a trip.

He's still going to enjoy the trip. That's still a trip. Yes, the Auschwitz event will be sad. But the rest of it still a trip Yes, the Auschwitz of it will be sad, but the rest of it is a trip Portnoy's just sending this guy on a trip Can you imagine that he's on a plane? He's on a phone with somebody's go? Yeah, I'm on a way to Dave Portnoy sending me to Auschwitz. Can you imagine can you imagine that sentence? That guy's got it. he would say that to someone. He'd be on the plane, he's like,

listen, I gotta go, we're about to take off. Yeah, Dave Portnoy sending me to Auschwitz. Yeah, the guy from Barstool Sports, I'm going to Auschwitz, Poland. Yeah, he's sending me there. After admitting responsibility and accepting Portnoy's offer to go to Auschwitz, by the way, I didn't even write a sign, I'll go to Auschwitz for on Dave Portnoy's time because it's an interesting historical trip and I didn't do anything. If do I have to do to get tickets

for Dave Portnoy to send me to a tragedy? Send me to go? After admitting responsibility and accepting Portnoy's offer to go to Auschwitz, according to Portnoy, Kahn did a total 180. In a separate video posted to social media, Kahn said he had nothing to do with the sign or spreading hatred but was acting as a citizen journalist. That's a bit of a stretch,

Mo, and was documenting anti-Jewish animus based on Israel's actions. That's an odd way to do it. Wait, what? Khan said he had nothing to do with the sign you're spreading hatred, but was acting as a citizen journalist. Wait what? In the video, Khan offered his own explanation of the event and its larger stakes, invoking radicalized violence by likening Portnoy's campaign against him to a lynching. Khan said he only admitted responsibility for the sign to Portnoy under duress, he said, due to an asymmetrical power dynamic. Okay, this is so gay Just admit it. You did it and go to Auschwitz

Just go to Auschwitz. You'll have fun not at Auschwitz, but the trip is you're going to where it's Poland, right? Yeah, you can visit other cities in Poland. I would ask Dave Portnoy that if I was this guy, I'd go, I will go to Auschwitz, can I also visit some other cities in Poland while I'm there? Polish foods, interesting, pierogies, kielbasa, things like that.

It's a nice trip. The damp, yes, Auschwitz will put a damper on the trip. You get some good food. He's going to fly in their economy. Probably. Imagine he's not going to fly in first class. Here's a dirty little secret. The insurance industry may want to keep under wraps insurance companies

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Wanted to go to Auschwitz with her I Wanted to pay for Jennifer Addison to go to Auschwitz with me. So and she had I... No one would give her that message. So I had to do it. Let's watch this. By the way, let's just go through some of my predictions. Number one, celebrities, Kanye, Bieber, whoever, there's gonna be more public kind of melting down. Kanye has a new song. We can't play it, the beat is fire, but the words are indelicate. Now we're gonna see a lot more of these

celebrities because celebrities now again remember Hollywood's gone, it's been gone, a lot of it. There's some of it left. Every show that Hollywood makes now from like that show Hacks to the show The Studio left Every show that hollywood makes now from like that show hacks To the show the studio every show that they're making is just to prove that it exists Hollywood exists that's all the premise of hacks is that like this seven-year-old woman gets the first She's the first female late night host and the studios But it's like the premise of all these shows are just making shows now to prove to you that it's still there It exists in whatever capacity but a

lot of celebrities have been publicly losing their minds and And you watch it now because they can just pick up a phone Celebrities, there's no more, you know No more layers between a celebrity and the public. You know, you can't stop them. You can't lock up the phone. Agent, manager, lawyer, publicist, all that stuff. They just, they just, they wake up

and get the news like everybody else. They just see their client going nuts and doing whatever, you know? Um, the other thing that's going to show what's going to happen. And Jennifer Aniston has not done that in fairness to her. Uh, this is not, but I'm, but I'm, my point is this. There's always been crazy people that believe that they're meant to be with a celebrity. It's the whole premise of stalking, right? I'm here to protect her or whatever.

And now celebrities are going crazy publicly. And now you have all these crazy people who want to like... So I'm just saying it's going to get interesting. Like eventually some of these crazy celebrities and some of these crazy stalkers, they're going to start working together. Like they're going to like one of these stalkers is going to show up and one of these lunatic celebrities are going to go, you're right. We are meant to be together.

Like it's the stalkers now are almost in the right. Here's what I'm saying they're almost in the right to break into these celebrities homes is what I mean in a and I'm not saying do it listen to what I'm saying because I don't want to be sued and I'm not advocating anything what I'm saying is this it makes more sense now to break into a celebrity's home than it ever has. Because they're all crazy. So you have a better chance. This is what I mean.

If you're thinking of breaking into a celebrity's home, do it. You have a chance of getting something going now. Because they're also nuts. And they're vulnerable. And the systems around them have broken down and they no longer have the type of life they had and they're vulnerable and they're uncertain in their in their state again i'm not saying to do it and i'm not doing it but if you were going to do it now would be the time to do it. Because he probably feels about this Jennifer Aniston.

He goes, there might be some vulnerability there I can exploit. Now, he might be wrong. He's probably wrong. She's fine. But who knows? Let's watch a little bit of. Now, take my meaning here, please. You know what I mean?

God, it's so hard to say things. Go on. The man accused of crashing his car gate go back Why can't he speak? The man could the man accused of crashing his car through the front gate of Jennifer Aniston's home appeared in court today This is new video just into the newsroom showing Jimmy Carwile wrapped in only a blanket A judge ordered a mental competency hearing for Carwile. Police say...

I think we can skip that. Well, let's see what, by the way, let's see why he went there because I'm not passing judgment on him yet. Let's see why he went. He repeatedly harassed Aniston before driving his car through her gate earlier this week. He is facing felony stalking and vandalism charges

while a motive is still unclear. I'm sorry, obviously it's terrifying and obviously it's wrong. It is funny, it's bad. It's so terrifying and crazy and he should be punished for this. He gave poor noise, should send him to Auschwitz. But I'm just saying that it's,

I've always thought this was funny, these guys that really, it is terrible and it should never happen. But there's just something funny about being that crazy. Like, keep going, keep going. Just tell ABC News, investigators found social media posts from Carwile referencing the actress. What did he what was he saying? I'll pull it up. Get his social media posts up.

I don't what breaks your head. I mean, I don't know, but there's something's got a break in your head that you just think you think that maybe there's a chance you think maybe if I just drive my car through her gate. By the way, she's probably not even there. Celebrities don't even live in their homes, I think. I think in her, was she home? She's got real security. I don't even think she's home.

Is she even alive? Has anyone seen Jennifer Aniston in a long time? No, I mean, I got to be be honest or any of these people even alive. I'm I'm starting to feel like these cute I remember the cute. I was like they were all executed By Trump, maybe they were she's not home. Where is she? All of these people were executed years ago at a military tribunal and their clones All of these people were executed years ago at a military tribunal and they're clones. These are some of his tweets or something. Facebook.

Facebook. Yeah, the real ones are still on the book. Julia something. I found it. I know you already know. It's my Emanuel, Jennifer, Joanna, Aniston, Carwile my bride my aid if Someone he's using her full name her full government as the blacks would say God love them If someone out there can reach Jennifer Joanna Aniston Carwile let her know about the corruption Going on trying to keep me from her. Well, I didn't know there was corruption

You will be blessed help me who Israel. God my daddy is watching. Make those blessings great by helping. He hold me back for reasons this the main one. I gotta be honest. He sounds like a guy that's worth getting dinner with. Is that not worth getting a little dinner with that guy? Me from her, the corruption going on trying to keep me from her, you will be blessed. Help me, who is Israel. God, my daddy is watching. Make those blessings great by helping. He holds me back for reasons. This, the main one. Who's a passionate man. He's a passionate man. And he wants his he wants his lady. And he feels like they belong together. Now here's my thing. What if he's right? 99% he's not. But what if God does want them together?

What if, what if he's right? What if she doesn't know how happy she would be with him? Show him again. Just show him again. She's... Who is she with again? Brad Pitt or something? Who is she with? Didn't she break up the marriage with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt? Isn't that what happened? Can someone tell me I'm not nuts here? Can someone tell me I'm not nuts here? I think she broke up the marriage between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. I think. I don't know.

But I believe that's what happened. Is she with anyone now? She's with... Looks like she's not with anyone now, but she was with Brad Pitt for five years. And then she was with Justin Theroux. She's single. I think. Go out to dinner with this guy.

Show him again. Go out to dinner with this guy. I can't see him Go to dinner with him go to let him tell you about his God and the your God I Mean so what? Look at him look how much he loves her. She's tried it with all these celebrity guys. It doesn't work. I'm telling you. You need a regular guy. This is what regular people No, no, no, Jen, Jenny baby, baby honey sweetie pie, you don't realize it because you live in this big mansion and you're famous and hot, but this, that's what regular people are like.

They have just a blanket and they have a message to give you from God She's probably said to her friends I gotta stop dating these celebrities I want to date a regular guy guarantee. She said that I bet she said it Sitting there at no boo in the private back room where they won't put me Because I somehow bothered Taylor Swift once or whatever I didn't even talk to us just a she didn't like she gave me a look. She gave me a dirty look She's a real monster But the point is this I guarantee you Jennifer Aniston said it one time to her friends. I got to start dating regular guys After Brad Pitt and Justin Theroux

Who's Justin Theroux again? He's famous, right? He's famous Right am I nuts Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a famous guy So Jennifer Aniston go back to her rightful guy Now Jennifer Aniston goes I gotta start dating regular guys this is a regular man this is the United States of America Jennifer welcome this man in a blanket this is your guy you want a regular man it It's this man. That's what's left of the country, honey.

Be careful what you wish for. She probably said, I just wish a regular man would come into my life. Well, he felt so strongly. And what did he do? He drove through her gate with his car. He... Because regular men in this country it is tough. This guy is who the tariffs are for. He is for the tariff. If the tariffs come in he's not gonna be driving through Jennifer Aniston's gate. He's gonna be at a factory working. Do you see what happens without tariffs? Without tariffs this guy is

he's driving through Jennifer Aniston's gate instead of working at a factory with his wife probably she'd also work there and then going home to their children who come home from school off the bus and they sit down to a nice family dinner of a honey-baked ham. But instead this man is driving his car through Jennifer Aniston's gate because that's what the only thing left in this country. There's nothing left in this country for a man like that. And I'm not trying to be sympathetic towards him.

But if I was his lawyer I would be in in court going what do you expect him to do? She won't even talk to him The globalized economy your honor your honor your honor the globalization this man Has been tossed aside. It's all Goldman Sachs and crypto and shit What's he supposed? He's just trying to get the attention of his love He didn't buy the Trump coin. He doesn't live in Dubai He's struggling like many Americans and he made the decision to get in his car and take action and drive through a gate

She's not even home she's in a hyperbaric chamber or something Where is she? Always feel sorry for her. We hope they straighten that out. By the way, this is a disclaimer. Obviously don't go to anyone's home Obviously don't do that But I am saying in this show we have to explore All the angles of all the events and I think Jennifer Aniston probably was like I wish a regular guy Just a regular guy, you know, she it, she's having wine with her gal pals, girlfriends, and she said, I just, and they go, Jen, you gotta stop with these like

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Pakistan let's get into this because I'm gonna try to do this and not be racist and boy let me tell you right now that's gonna be a real tightrope walk. Because you have two countries, India and Pakistan, and they are fighting over a region called Kashmir. They don't like each other. Pakistan said to India, we have nukes and they're only for you. They can't reach anywhere else. They literally just go to you. Play a little bit of what is happening here to bring the people up to speed because I think there's a lot of confusion about this, especially in my head, because I'm I know they hate each other. I get it because the Indians are Indian and the Pakistanis are Pakistani,

but it goes deeper than that. No truly, there's historic things. But it is also that. Right? Like it sounds like I'm just explaining it in a simple way. But that's really it. Like these are Indians and these are from India. And then there's India and then there's Pakistan, the Pakistanis from Pakistan who are Muslims and the Indians are Hindus and they dislike each other because of many reasons. Hindus, it's a religion and in the religion there's many things that elephant called Ganesh which I love actually is one of the things and then there's Shiva there's all these different kind of you know different characters and in the thing and then it's very late and then there's Pakistan and that's Islam which I mean respect and praise be upon the name of the prophet and

all of it and don't come to my house. And so, in the Hindu religion, they have the caste system in India, where they, and I kind of, to be honest, like it a little bit, because there's these people called untouchables, and if you see them, you go, get away, and you can go at them with a stick.

And no one writes an article in New York magazine going well maybe actually it's mean that we hit them with a stick everyone just goes get away and then there's the Brahmin class which is probably where I would be no offense at the top and they get the clean water because most of the water is not clean there. People get very sick eating and drinking the water. It's not good. I don't know who the other cast are but the Brahmins are on top and then the Untouchables are on the bottom and I imagine there's others in the middle. And it's very busy in India and in Mumbai is a great city and animals are in the mix with the people like there'll be people in cars

driving and like lions walking in the middle of the street. It's actually cool as fuck. Pakistan I believe was created by the CIA to house bin Laden. I think that's kind of what that was. Something going on over there. Something's up there. I'll just say that. But peace be upon the prophet. Now, this woman's going to try to explain it. She's probably not going to do it as well as I just did. But so that's the that's what's going on.

And there's a region called Kashmir. And I don't know if it has anything to do with the Kashmir sweaters. But there's this region between India A religion with fun characters not good drinking water a caste system untouchables Modi the leader In the midst of a religious revival not not crazy about the democracy Pakistan Very super religious don't like Indians Islam Muhammad peace be upon the prophet peace be upon his name um housed bin laden for years which we probably knew about

seal team six got bin laden somewhere in those mountains and then you know whatever patrice o'neill is the best thing ever watch the ona where patrice o'Neill is the best thing ever. Watch the ONA where Patrice O'Neill talks about Bin Laden. It's the greatest thing ever, getting killed. Let's watch this from, what is this from Fox LA? I think it's Fox Chicago. Oh, Fox Chicago. Interesting. All right, there we go.

Today, India and Pakistan engaged in their most expansive military conflict in decades. There are widespread accounts of attacks well beyond the Kashmir border. Stephanie Bennett has more from London. It's the biggest military conflict in decades between India and

Pakistan and there's no end in sight. The fighting started- Which side is which? All right, keep going, not racist. Started in the disputed territory of Kashmir, but it grew significantly overnight With reports of widespread drone and missile attacks in both countries. India was compelled to respond to bring water

I'm not I'm telling you right now. I'm gonna try to do this and not be raised. I'm telling you right now God help me. I'm God help me. I pray for you right now, God help me. God help me. I pray for strength right now. Continue. Artillery fire from Pakistan to a halt. Indian armed forces reiterate their commitment to non-escalation. India and Pakistan deny they're responsible for intensifying the fight.

Both claim they're simply responding to attacks from the other side. But these are two nuclear powered rivals. And each escalation could be drawing the conflict closer to a standoff. Using weapons of mass destruction. Pakistan deserves the right to respond to India at a time, place and manner of its choosing. Meanwhile, there's George W Bush quote. He's stealing keep going.

There have been more than a dozen deaths reported on each side. India claims Pakistan is launching and that's the house. Go back to that. Here's what's really bad. That's the house before the missile. That's the house before the missile. Keep going. Pakistan is launching attacks along its entire western border. Oh that's not, now look what they did to that bus. Is Dave Portnoy going to send these people to Auschwitz?

Who is that? Is that an Indian bus that was attacked or a Pakistan bus that India attacked? This is what's difficult. Keep going. Western border leaving thousands of civilians caught in the crossfire. There is very chance of fighting. So there is no proper shade for us. But diplomats from the US and other countries are now working on a ceasefire proposal that would see both sides back down and return.

That's hilarious. India Pakistan fight in 48 hours. Like a ceasefire. The issue of God's thing is going on two years. Like we're going to get a, we're going to get a C-5. You rush Ukraine, by the way, it's going on multiple years, hundreds of thousands of people dead. All right, let's finish this up. I hope they figure it out. Both sides back down and return to the status quo. Communication was fundamentally key that there should be talks that there should not be silence and that America obviously was in the center of this.

That's a Tammy Bruce that was retarded. She's a moron. Tammy Bruce, everyone. There should be talks. There should not be silence. Oh, thank you. Let's hear what this large face woman has to say. President Trump has also volunteered to act as a mediator, but so far there are no plans for him to visit either country. Yeah, why would he go? It's a war zone. Why would he get so war? They always try to get him with shit that's not gettable. Why don't you visit that plane crash site? It's a river.

I'm not going to go swimming. Why don't you visit this war zone? Because it's a war zone. Trump likes luxury. He likes going to nice places. He doesn't like going to places that are in the middle of a war zone. Trump likes luxury. He likes going to nice places. He doesn't like going to places that are in the middle of a war. Are they crazy? Let's see Joe Biden on the view.

He's back. He's better than ever. I love him. I like him. He's hard not to like. The rest of them on the view are pretty easy not to like. But Joe Biden's difficult not to like. The rest of them on The View are pretty easy not to like, but Joe Biden's difficult not to like. I hope they have Jennifer Aniston's accuser on The View.

Jill just is out with him like a puppeteer. Let's see this. Mr. President, since you left office, there have been a number of books that have come out, deeply sourced from Democratic sources, that claim in your final year there was a dramatic decline in your cognitive abilities. In the final year of your presidency,

what is your response to these allegations, or are these sources wrong? They are wrong. There's nothing to sustain that, number one. Number two, you know, think of what we're left with. We're left with a circumstance where we had an insurrection when I started, that nonsense of civil war. We had a circumstance where we were in a position that we,

well, the pandemic, because of the incompetence of the last outfit, end up over a million people dying, a million people dying. And we're also in a situation where we found ourselves unable to deal with a lot of just basic issues, and which I won't go into in the interest of time. And so we went to work and we got it done. And, you know, one of the things that, well, I'm talking to you all.

Well, and, Alyssa, you know, one of the things I think is that the people who wrote those books were not in the White House with us. Right. And they didn't see how hard Joe worked every single day. And he'd get up, he'd put in a full day, see how hard Joe worked every single day. He'd get up, he'd put in a full day, and then at night he would, I'd be in bed,

reading my book, and he was still on the phone reading his briefings, working with staff. I mean, it was nonstop. The White House, being president is not like a... It's fake. Wouldn't it be great if she goes, it's fake, really. Being president doesn't matter. There's a lot of men in suits, and they kind of do it.

They really do it. Well, you just kind of sit there. I read my book, and he kind of sits there and drools. And every now and then, someone takes a photo of him, or he stamps something with his signature. But most of the time, it's these people in suits running around doing it. You know? They're the ones who do it.

We don't really do it. The life that you live, you live it 24 hours a day. That phone can ring at 11 o'clock at night or 2 in the morning. And no matter when it rings, he doesn't answer it. A guy in a suit answers it, and then they run up to him and they tell him what he has to do and he does it because he loves our country. You never leave it.

And Joe worked really hard. I think he was a great president. And if you look at things today... President, and if you look at things today... If you look at things today, give me Joe Biden anytime. And... And... And... And...

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And... And... And... And... And... And... And... And... And... And... Nice. He's got a little line there, huh? Joey B. Joey B. That's worth the invitation to come to the show. Luigi Mangione is the subject of a new musical that is coming out. Luigi Mangione, of course, the hot murderer guy who killed the healthcare CEO, Brian Thompson,

and the one, the guy that I played on the Netflix rose, Torching 2024. And there's going to be a musical about him. And it's going to premiere in San Francisco, which makes a lot of sense. And Luigi the musical opens June 13th at the Taylor Street Theater. Isn't just about the 26 year old prime suspect in the killing of United Health Care CEO Brian Thompson. It was inspired by an extraordinary coincidence of celebrity inmates. inspired by an extraordinary coincidence of celebrity inmates. Okay.

Did you hear that Luigi is in the same prison with Diddy and Sam Bankman freed? I want to write a musical about that. That's what the writer said in the show set at Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center. Rapper and music producer Sean Diddy combs who last year was charged with sex trafficking and racketeering and the fallen FTX CEO are characters too. Okay.

These three people represent these big pillars of institutions and society that are failing in their trust. Healthcare, Hollywood and Big Tech. Wow. They felt Mangione and his fellow inmates lent themselves to musical theater for several reasons. Luigi the character, as we've written him, is dead serious about his thoughts and goals. There's something campy about the whole good guy with a gun premise. One inspiration for the show is Chicago. It's a great show. With his cell block numbers,

Johnson noted, it's when the production audience will see Luigi burst into song behind bars, lamenting, I shouldn't have bought those hash browns in that Pennsylvania Mickey D's. For his part, the character Bankman Fried gives a Ted Talk into the camera for his prison cell. He literally just podcast it with Tucker Carlson from the prison cell with Diddy. So I'm like, did we write this musical or did it write itself? One of the central ideas we wanted to explore with this musical is this tendency for us to project meaning onto these types of figures.

She also noted the surprise value in a musical that's so immediate and zeitgeist-y, it's of Twitter right now. So I mean, this could also just be the way forward for things like musicals and theater that they thrive in places like New York, but outside of it, people aren't as excited a lot of times to see stuff, but I'd go see this. I think this is what you're going to have to do to get attention. No one gives a shit about Oklahoma or the Pirates of Penzance, but write a musical about Diddy and Sam Bankman Fried

and Luigi Mangione. Have a musical about it. And that way people come out. People now wanna see something current. It's true. It doesn't, you know, all these old musicals like the Rogers and Hammerstein musicals, it's always like a guy with a cowboy hat who's like, I take my lady to the fair.

No one's doing that anymore. We want to see musicals about human traffickers, murderers, people that have ripped us off with crypto. Those are the people we want to see sing and dance That's what we want. We don't want this crap anymore about like springtime is here and I love my lady You want a musical about human trafficking rape and financial crime. Let's see a little bit of this. Okay, hold on. Number one, you're not going to get the top tier out. So if you're judging the voices in the music, as I will be, this is not the A-list that'll be doing this musical. This is, so let's just, let's just know that immediately because they're off-key, it's a mess. This is not the top. It's, no one's choosing like Broadway or this, okay? Let's, let's, let's give it another chance to, maybe it's better than I thought. Oh boy, that's going to be bad, huh?

That's going to be rough. It's going to be rough. It had such a promising promising it had a really promising Cast of characters what is this another thing from it? Yeah, okay. Let's let's see this. Maybe this is better Bay Area baby, you gotta have a prod in your... This is gonna be tough. I had high hopes for this, but you know what it is? This is the problem with everything. A good idea is ruined in execution.

This is a good idea. You've got Luigi Diddy and Bankman Fried. This thing could pop, but've got a bunch of amateurs who can't do anything. Well, hold on. This woman's a minority. She'll be better. Let's play this. What?

She's singing like this. A white. I don't want this. Oh, no.'t want this. Oh no. Oh god. Okay. Okay. I can see it in my head if I just close my eyes.

This is bad, alright. This is not good. It's a great idea, but these people are terrible. They have horrible voices and they're bad. And that's what's gonna ruin this show. These people are absolutely incapable of putting on a good production and it's unfortunate. Because this is the type of production you need excellence.

You need them to be deadly serious and great. You need them to be great. It only works if they're great, if they're bad, which is what they are, because everyone goes in and goes this will be terrible. It's a fun joke of a musical. No, no, no. If you want it to be a really a joke, you make it great. It's only funny if it's great. It actually sucks if it sucks It's only funny if it's great. It has to be like some of the greatest singing you've ever heard It actually has to be I Like it has to be so

Good and you have to walk out singing the songs You know like and they can be catchy, like, you know, Diddy, like, there's a scene in it with all the, you know, with all the lube and there's a song about lube and it has to be sung by fucking professionals. You can't half-ass this It's a musical about a famous human trafficker this crypto criminal and this hot guy Who shot a CEO? You have to do this well This is your chance to get people back out to the theater. Let's watch this clip here on Fox

Let's talk to the about the murder case of Luigi Mangione believe it or not this is crazy now the accused killer is the subject of a new musical. Yes, we do the musical will premiere in San Francisco and run from June 13th to June 20 June 14th described as a comedy that imagined his back story, though it's not based on any facts as details about his backstory have been scarce It will also show him as a prisoner alongside cellmate Sam Beckman Friede the former FTX CEO and Sean Diddy Combs

As he tries to navigate friendship justice and the absurdity of viral fame in real life Mangione pled not guilty to charges stemming from the December killing of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. I don't know how you find comedy in this, especially, you know, they go, oh, other plays have been made about murderers, but not while the trial's going on. It's California. You know about La La Land. This has got nothing to do with California. You can't find humor. I can't.

In his background, okay, ha ha. And then what? That makes no sense to me. I don't understand. background. Okay, haha, and then what I'm not that makes no sense to me I'm saying all right shut up you got a rate This is a problem now with television they just have retarded people on television Like people that can't even speak This is why I have listeners on the show If you ever turn on television you you turn on like a morning show,

the people on the morning show can't even get a thought. They can't even articulate a clear thought out of their head. Okay? What is this? Someone collapses on air? Yeah, it was a Fox News guest. They just had a weird... Is she dead? Because don't play it if she's dead. No. All right. Setting me up. Set me up here. All right, let's watch this because it could be funny as long as she's okay. This could be good.

Women's sports. So this is what they have to do. They have to rewrite history because they had a failed campaign. They had a failed presidency. They put her as the borders are. She never went to the border. So this is about incompetency. It's not about ideology. It's not about... Bye bye. Oh my goodness. We're just going to get some help here for Cameron. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,

yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo so Lydia, Lydia, this woman's collapsed. Why tell us again why Joe Biden was a bad bad boy. That's tough. That's tough. The way she collapsed like that. Let's see it again. One more time, please. One more time.

About incompetency. It's not about ideology. It's not about... Hummina, hummina, hummina! Oh, oh my goodness. We're just going to get some help here for Cameron. Let me come back to Lydia while we get some help. Live TV is crazy. They're like, alright, Lydia. They go, alright, one down, one to go. Lydia, tell us more about why should,

well, I'm sorry to see you go, love. Why should someone be in a locker room, a woman's locker room with a cock? Lydia? Lydia, why should someone in a woman's locker room have a cock? It's sorry to see you go, love. Lydia, you're still there, aren't you?

Are you still alive, Lydia? If it's a woman's locker room, why has someone got a cock out? It doesn't make any sense. They've got their cock in balls in the face of a young girl who goes, what's that? It's not a vagina. And then you have to explain to her it's a cock in balls. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, darling. Lydia, one of our guests just died on set. We're going to you now darling. Tell us about the tariffs. Well

hopefully this woman's okay. She's okay. Am I making fun of someone's dad? Can you follow? Find out if she's okay, please. I Don't if she died that I can't do I can't we can't put this one out She's got to be fine She's fine, right Did she apologize? What does she say? What did she say? Here's her tweet. Okay. All right. Oh, boy.

Sometimes they don't eat, these women. Sometimes they don't eat. It's true, sometimes they don't eat. I'm hoping that's what it is. Sometimes you don't eat and you're sitting there and you're talking about Kamala and the border and your body just says you should have eaten you should have had something to eat all right get her out of there we hope she's doing okay we hope she's

doing well we hope she's doing good because at the end of the day if Disney by the way Disney is doing a Middle East theme park in Abu Dhabi, right? In Dubai or Abu Dhabi? Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Abu Dhabi. On Yas Island in Abu Dhabi. We got any rendering to that? Can we take a look at what that's going to look like? Disney Middle East, whoa! I mean, is the Aladdin ride going to slap or is it gonna slap? I think and here's what I'll say about this this crypto stuff that the Trump crypto coin which I don't I don't love this whole thing It is very possible I don't think it's fair to say right now because the president's presidency is in its early stages, but like

I don't think it's fair to say right now because the president is in its early stages, but like Maybe they are he the democrats are basically like if you don't win the presidency We're gonna put you in jail, which was like the dumbest thing ever he wins But now maybe he's like i'm just we're gonna all get rich on crypto And by all I mean like him and like people he knows his family and like friends And then I think they're all gonna move to dubai I think the rich have decided that they need like some enclaves and I think Dubai is like we're just gonna be a crypto, a feudalist society, like techno feudalism but it's gonna be crypto and we want like shady billionaires from all over the world to come to Dubai which sucks that used to be our thing

that used to be New York's thing Bloomberg was like we want all the billionaires the the shady billionaires used to come to America they used to come to New York City and now Dubai has made it where they are saying they're rolling out the red carpet for the shadiest billionaires in the world. And the Trump family is going to is they people have said they've estimated they've made like a billion on the coin. I don't know if that's true or not, but it could be. And maybe they stand to make a lot more. There is also something about regulating the crypto market whilst participating

in it might be seen as inappropriate. But maybe I mean, again, it's very early on in the presidency. We don't know. But if this whole thing is a grift To just make money on crypto and move to Dubai. I'm telling you right now respect Just respect Like if the whole presidency is just a grift to make billions and billions in crypto and move to Dubai

Respect respect it is what it is billions in crypto and move to Dubai, respect. Respect. It is what it is. I mean, I don't know if that's what it is. I think he's building that tower in Dubai. He likes Dubai. Dubai is getting in the heads of a lot of people and it's sad The human traffickers used to come to America

They used to come to New York City Jeffrey Epstein lived in New York City because we were the best the drug dealers the human traffickers The people that sold weapons, they came to New York. They lived in New York City. And now they're going, they're going to Dubai because Dubai's rolling out the red carpet for them. And it's a bad sign for us that the people that make our society run,

the arms dealers, the human traffickers are going to Dubai and not New York. What the fuck? This is a city that is supposed to embrace the underworld We're supposed to roll out the red carpet we're supposed to go come stroll in our parks Sweat in our saunas eat caviar in our restaurants Send your children to school in our

fine institutions of learning That was our job You dreamed of coming to New York. If you were running guns to Middle East separatist groups, you dreamed of living in the Waldorf Astoria. You dreamed of it.

If you were putting Ukrainian women in a crate and shipping them over to be killed and abused by our senators, you dreamed of a New York slice, eating a New York slice of pizza. And it's not right that we've given up and they're all going to go to Dubai

with its fake ski slopes and its 117 degree weather. Do you know how many human traffickers would take a sip of coffee and go it's fall in New York No more because we've given up We've given up and it sucks it sucks to be alive during this time When we failed in our main mission and our main mission is to attract the best Criminals from all over the world the the richest criminals, the most successful criminals.

Genocidal maniacs used to sit in the front row of cats and enjoy a goddamn musical. They would cry to memories. People that poisoned rivers in their own countries would flee to Manhattan and they'd go watch Les Miserables and they'd tear the fuck up and have some Junior's Cheesecake. Now they're in Dubai. Now they're in Dubai. Thanks, de Blasio! Now they're in Dubai, because the city's too dangerous. The city is too dangerous for genocidal monsters who used to come and live here. for genocidal monsters who used to come and live here. And I don't like it, and I think it sends the wrong message to the rest of the world. It says that we're done.

I want war criminals to feel safe in my city. I want them to feel safe in my city. Legitimately, I want war criminals feeling safe in New York again, Mr. Mayor. I want people who've been convicted of war crimes at The Hague to feel We're in Manhattan and I don't want them in Dubai with all this fake bullshit. I want to see a war criminal at a Yankee game behind the dugout eating a dog. That's a city we used to have. Where a guy who gassed some Kurds would eat a goddamn dog behind the dugout at Yankee Stadium with his son

and say these are the Yankees These are the Yankees, remember Bin Laden was talking about them when we met him? The Yankees We were the greatest city in the world at one time We were the greatest city in the world at one time because we didn't ask what your backstory was. We didn't care. We didn't care what your backstory was. We didn't hold things against you like the fact that you gave your daughter a clitorectomy. We just said, this is the Plaza Hotel.

That's all we said. We said, this is the Plaza Hotel. That's all we said. We said, this is the Plaza Hotel. And because we're not doing that anymore, the streets are not safe, and people don't wanna be here anymore. The most important people don't want to be here anymore. Okay? We're losing to Dubai. They are becoming the center for international luxury and crime. And that was our job. And And we've lost. Well... What can we do? Drive through Jennifer Aniston's gate?

That's all we're all doing here. That's all we've got left is to drive through Jennifer An... A woman who is not even seen in public! She doesn't even exist! She isn't real. She's never existed. It's an op. It's an op. Okay? Friends was an op. It's an op okay, friends was an up I digress

My point is this We need to elect Andrew Cuomo because we need to bring back a New York City That makes people Feel something again. The Big Apple. They're sitting in Dubai, it's 117 degrees, they're in some fake ski slope. They could be murderers in New York.

They could be killers in New York. But we push them away, we push them away so that students in Columbia can pretend to be Hamas. What about the real Hamas? They're in the Four Seasons in Qatar. What about the hotels we've got here? We're being beaten on every level because the service is bad.

The service isn't good. That's the problem The terrorists don't even want to come here anymore The the planes are so bad these terrorists won't even fly them into our buildings That's how bad it's getting at Newark Airport. The terrorists won't even go You can't even attack a building if the flights delayed nine hours So we're all just driving through Jennifer Aniston's gate that's all we've got left that's all we've got

left cuz we got to give her a message and tell her we love her cuz she's our wife she doesn't know it yet but she's our wife we are the American public and you have shit in our mouth. Get it! Look at him! That's who we are, Miss Aniston! This is the condition you've left us in and you've went to Dubai and we're here and we're sick. We're here and we're sick. Freeze frame on that man. That's the American public. And we've got a message for you, Miss Aniston, and it's that we love you. We still love you.

We still love you. After all of your refusals to acknowledge our love we still love you we'll never stop loving you and that gate is nothing in the grand scheme of things because our love is so strong that's why this is the greatest country in the world because you cannot put a gate between us and that which we love. Doesn't matter. Get it, make it bigger. I want to see his eyes. I want to see the whites of his eyes. This is a man. Who represents all of us.

He's not a singular entity. He is the representation of who we are. Get him up. Look at, go to that other picture of him. Go to the one where he's... Yes, that! Yes! Make him bigger!

This is who we are. This is what Facebook does to people. This is what the poison food and the Facebook does. This is the social media and the poison food and the poison fucking water and the fucking polluted rivers and lakes and the failed school system and the jobs that fire you and the fucking broken communities and the asbestos in the walls and the antibiotics and the fucking Nestle quick and the drugs and the booze and the broken promises and the government that abandons you and the corporations that treat you as a lab rat this is what it is. That is the smile of a man who has been in the mud and who crawled out to try to tell a woman he loved her and we imprison him.

We imprison him. That's why they're all going to Dubai. Because he's still smiling. That man. His spirit is beaten down. Can you imagine by the way, just like me explaining to my grandfather like what I do for a living. He came back from dead. He's like, what did you get into? What do you do? You a teacher?

Sit down. But that's America. That's the best of it. Some people would say it's the worst of it. I disagree. That's the best we've got right now. A man who refuses to say no, that's who the tariffs are for. That's who the tariffs are for. This man is willing to pay a little more for a car so he can drive it through Jennifer Aniston's gate.

He's willing to pay a little more for a vehicle so he can drive it through Jennifer Aniston's gate. And if that's not the best explanation of tariffs I've ever heard in my goddamn life, I don't know what is. We're still a great country. Don't listen to them. Don't listen to these people fleeing in Dubai. We're still a great country. like this can still believe. We all can and we all should. Good night.