The Tim Dillon Show - 450 - Zohran Mamdani, Political Rage, & The Hunt

Episode Date: June 28, 2025

Tim shares his thoughts on the New York City Mayor hopeful Zohran Mamdani. He also remembers what a good New York story used to be, talks about political rage, empathizes with a Norwegian prince accused of bad things, and reminisces on the fabled tradition of “the hunt”.  American Royalty Tour 🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillon   SPONSORS: Hims ED Visit Today https://hims.com/tim For Your Personalized ED Treatment Options Kickoff Inc Start Building Your Credit by Going To https://getkikoff.com/tim Today To Get Your First Month For As Little As $1  Helix  Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd For 27% OFF Sitewide!!! Fourth of July SALE  Kalshi Mayoral Market: https://kalshi.com/markets/kxmayornycparty/mayor-of-nyc-party-winner?utm_source=timdillon-06-28-25&utm_medium=youtube ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

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even though we are cautious About what this guy does a lot to not like some things to like We want to congratulate the mayor of The I'm sorry the the mayoral candidate For the Democratic Party in New York City

And his name is Osama bin Laden. I want to congratulate him. I thought it was an ambitious thing to have attacked the financial capital of the world, to have hit out and to come back and to have noticed how much salads cost, sandwiches, just lunch in general, how angry people were and To come in and go listen. I know I did wrong with the Twin Towers I

Know what it wasn't ideal But remember what you were paying for rent when I attacked the World Trade Center how much more? Equitable it was how much remember in 2001 when 20 bucks bought you a pack of smokes a cocktail a Dime bag of weed and a burrito and that's your night When I attacked the World Trade Center

And that's your night. When I attacked the World Trade Center, and he would say, he would say in the speeches, he'd go, justifiably, many would clap, yes, we agree, I attacked it justifiably. Because of the things I didn't agree with, troops in Saudi Arabia, America's support for Israel. Saudi Arabia America's support for Israel But even as I watched people jump out of those buildings to their sudden and

Inevitable death I thought to myself Maybe I'll come back here one day and Give them free buses So when Osama bin Laden came back to the city to give people a more equitable plan to live, I get it. I get it. Hey, I'm not dead. The Navy SEALs didn't get me and I'm here to make buses free Government run grocery stores. Let's get rid of the cops. Let's get people walking around with clipboards asking questions

Of course, I am kidding Osama bin Laden is is not the nominee Osama bin Laden is not the nominee. Osama bin Laden was a CIA asset that we pretended lived in Pakistan and then we sent a group of Navy SEALs to kill him who are, they also somehow died in a mission which seems odd, but they're all dead. Like I think all the members of SEAL Team Six are dead. Don't look it up, it doesn't matter.

But I believe that to be the case, truly. And it was very weirdly, like we kind of knew Pakistan had him and we didn't, listen, let's not get lost in that. My point is that Osama Bin Laden, wherever he is, is not the guy. I know that Charlie Kirk, a few people have made that kind of comparison There's a lot about 9-eleven we don't know so I don't think we can and listen by the way

I'm no fan of the immigration. I'd like it to cool down I'm a big fan of a cool down with the immigration a Cooling period a cooling off period, a settling in. How about that? A settling in. No one talks about immigration like that. Let's let all these immigrants settle in. If you ever stayed at someone's house and they go, let me let you get That's what we want. But so this is not a defense of radical Islam or immigration. Two things I'm no fan of. There's a lot more to 9-11 than just hey, you know, couple of guys in a cave didn't

like us now. I don't know how much more there is to it but if you have An education level beyond Fifth grade you realize something else is a foot This seems to be one of the biggest issues with the Republican Party right now is they are unable to When they try to dunk on a guy like Zoran Who is the

Democratic primary winner, Zoran Mamadamala. They don't understand when they just say the word 9-11, it's bad for them because everything after 9-11 was terrible. And that's why we all look at the Iran engagement and go, let's relax, let's calm it down. War gives people something to do in the government. People think the government does more than it does, and it doesn't do all of that that much.

And there's a lot of people That don't do that much. But when there's a war like everyone's working Like we've talked about it on this show When the Pentagon like when they're about to go to war they all start ordering pizzas It's like they have something called the pizza index or people know when we may or may not go to war or drop a bomb people know when we may or may not go to war or drop a bomb because everyone at the Pentagon's like staying late and ordering pizza because they have to work it gives them purpose tonight's the night we got to do it it's time get the you know what I mean and they're and they're got pepperoni and and we'll hit it and we'll hold on one yet wait if they come with it fine if the wings come with it fine I don't want is

it a deal no they'll pierce underground 30 to 50 feet and we're hoping the rubble will go on top of it so even if we don't destroy it they're not gonna be able to get the nuclear hold on one second I apologize if it's a deal yes if we're paying extra then no I don't know how many ways to say it if it cut then get the deal the deal is two pizzas well then take take half of one home take half of one home. Hold on. Someone's calling. Oh, it's the vice president. It doesn't.

It's not a big deal. Don't answer. Take the... We kid JD Vance, who I believe is still working for the government. Do we know that? I don't know. It seems like he might be. He's kind of working for the government.

Get up the thing. Get up JD Vance on Fox News with the Iran deal where Mullen sent this to me where he was like, he's like, that's not the draft. He's like, that's not the draft I saw. But he goes, what I like about the president is he's always working. Yeah. I mean, he does, he does a thing where he's talking about the deal and That the this draft of this deal thing that happened and he goes on Fox and he's like well the language was a little different

From the draft that I saw but what I love about the president is he's always working. He's always That guy does not stop working You know here and this is, it's just fun. It's like, you know, I imagine he's involved tangentially with some of it. I don't, I don't, you know, who can know over there who's in and who's out? I think they've got Tulsi Gabbard doing Tough Mudder races. I don't think she's allowed in the building. I don't know. The Hills are Tim Dillon attacks Tulsi Gabbard doing tough mudder races. I don't think she's allowed in the building. I don't know. The hills are Tim Dillon attacks Tulsi Gabbard.

I didn't attack her. I like Tulsi Gabbard. I said, if all these dark forces are goading us in a war, can you mention a few of their names? You know, a few of their names might be good. And this administration, Brett, it happens quite a bit actually, but we knew this was coming. The draft it was interesting I just read the draft about 2 minutes before we went on the air.

It was a little bit different from what the president showed me a couple of hours ago, but again I knew that he was working the phones as I was on the way over here. I knew exactly what we're going to do it and look I love that about this presidency in this administration as he's always working. He doesn't say, you know, the vice president's gonna do an interview, so I'm gonna stop doing anything. He says, you know, we're gonna do

the American people's business. The vice president is gonna do it. He's like, it's not like the vice president is doing an interview with me. I'm gonna stop doing it or tell him what we're doing. I'm just gonna see what happens out there. And see if he can, you know, run just stall you know hold them as we'd say the headliner's not here you go out there and hold them keep them keep them going so i think

jd vance is still working there i'm unsure i don't know but the thing that republic Republicans don't realize when they go after this Zoran mama mama, Mom, Donnie Who is a? young You know like attractive energetic person who's got some wacky ideas about like free grocery stores and free bus rides I mean if you were homeless when you just go to the hang out on the bus If it was free, I would I don't take't take buses. I don't care what happens to them. But I imagine there are people that do take them and they wouldn't, they don't want just homeless people on the buses and people selling drugs on the buses and fucking people on the buses. But that's what

I would do if it was all free and I was homeless I'd go well why wouldn't I just get on a bus but he's gonna have the grocery stores because of the price of food and he's gonna instead of police when someone lights someone on fire on a subway he's gonna send like a team of mental health professionals to ask that person to stop and to de-escalate the situation because in his mind and in the mind of many people the de-escalation is going to be done like it with it with a compassion and like having like an intellectual game plan going into it when there's like a guy Who's like screaming and you know?

You're gonna be like alright. How do we get to them? Like how do we Jedi mind read where he's at and it's gonna be interesting and exciting to see what happens with that I do think you need the threat of lethal force in a lot of cases, not all of them, but it does seem like if there's a guy and he's about to let a woman on fire, it's kind of interesting being like, hey, where's this coming from? Like, where's this coming from?

Why are you doing this? What is this gonna solve really? Don't you understand that by lighting this innocent woman on fire You know, you're just You're putting yourself into a position you don't want to be and it seems to me that you're in pain and you're hurting. And I understand that a lot of things about society don't make any sense.

Right? I mean, all these apartments, all these rich guys live in them, but they don't even live there. Like, they barely live there. They use these apartment buildings as vertical money laundering units, and they launder money from all over the world and they don't pay any Taxes and the working class bears the brunt of this

Because their jobs are shipped overseas and their standard of living drops. I understand where your rage comes from and then at this point the guys are And they go I did that guttural yell is We understand where it comes from so lack of health care The respect that women aren't given how much harder it is for trans people of color and the guys like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH then they walk over they start petting him he puts the gas can down But then he starts like a... Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Then they walk over and they start petting him. He puts the gas can down.

And they go, we know. Ahhhh... Ahhhh... And they go, we know how difficult it is to exist in a society like that. Ahhhh... Ahhhh... So let us take you to this government owned grocery store. Would you

like to go to the government owned grocery store? They have a lot of nice, they have little hummus cups and the thing about hummus, and there'll be a Jewish girl with big glasses and she'll go, and the thing about hummus is if you eat too much, I get gassy, but these little hummus cups are like perfectly portioned. And the guy will go, and then he'll be like shirtless, he's covered in blood. And then he puts a gas can down and then they walk him out and then they bring him to the government grocery store and they start talking to him about, and then they walk him out and then they bring him to the government grocery store and they start talking him about and then they'll find out the whole thing was a gluten allergy that his he was not metabolizing gluten and

that's one of the reasons he was gonna light that woman on fire on the subway and if that works it were I hope it works by the way count me in I'd like it to work I'm no fan of the cops I was pulled over going 97 out to Southampton fuck you I'll never do a fundraiser for you scum stay with the fire department never see me wearing an NYPD hat even though they don't really bother me but to the Long Island trooper New York State troopers fuck you not for me it is what it is they got me going 97 or 87 whatever 87 It's not right

They see the bentley. It's class warfare. Everyone's speeding. Everyone's going fast. They pull me over Because they're like fuck this guy Then they pull me over. They're like, where do you even live? I go who knows? They go, where's this car registered? I go, who knows? They go, where's this car registered? I go, I think Beverly Hills, buddy. Just write the ticket, you slob. So I'm not cucking for the cops. I'm just saying it might be interesting

because I think, you know, if we look at San Francisco and a few of these other cities, Portland, Seattle, Detroit, Chicago the Democrats who've run these cities Haven't produced great things But I don't know maybe it won't go that way Where it's like flash mobs of children. I mean Chicago's just fully got flash mobs of teenagers Storming places.

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of education has not turned into income. Understand what I'm saying here. I say the most valuable things in the world, by the way. Actually, in between, oh, that was a really funny bit. Yeah. We gotta, but now I'm gonna say something actually brilliant, that's actually the right thing always. Okay? Diddy's innocent innocent no, but I just read did he's defense

Zoran mandami Mon mom Donnie mom Zoran Zoran don't mess with the Zoran right so hun. What was it don't start with me folks Right? Zohan? What was it? Don't start with me, folks. They're angry that he's appealing to a constituency of people who are angry that their income, that their education is not reflected in their income. And these people were told their entire life that all they had to do to make money was to get a college degree. This is a generation of people that were told that the route to comfort and security was

education. and all of those people then graduated from schools in an alarming amount of debt They were also told they should follow their passions in life and work in a field that was interesting Exciting and maybe creative adjacent So lots of these people move to cities to get jobs in finance, tech, media, whatever. And a lot of companies over the last few years have hemorrhaged jobs, specifically people in the media sphere and the entertainment world, okay? But many other industries as well the constituency that's powering mom Donnie's campaign is

by the numbers a Higher educated higher income Group but they're not high-income compared to new compared to what you would need to feel Rich in New York. I don't feel rich in New York and I make a hell of a lot more money than these zeros Now It doesn't Mean that mom Donnie's wrong about wealth inequality in America and specifically in New York. He's correct about that. It's the same issue that Donald Trump built a coalition around.

Fairness. Trump coalition focused obviously more on immigration, a populist, nationalist uprising against elites in education, media, wherever. Mom Donnie has a similar thing. It's a populist uprising, but instead of being directed at the elites in media and entertainment because they largely, many of them are supporting him, not the big elites, not the billionaires, not my Meadow metal lane boys and girls Shout out to the whole crowd buy me daddy. I'm here human shields say no more But shell out a little no shell out

Can't defend everything for free you give me money. I'll pop right on here I'll pop right on here. I'll Pop right on here. Here's an ale Here's an ale But you got to give me a little Give me what about a basket you send a basket over a couple of Goldberg's bagels some loc some scallion cream cheese Just a little gesture. I'm not asking for a ABC What I'm saying is the the big boys and girls the big Institutional money doesn't like the guy but the rank-and-file in the media and entertainment kind of like him

So their populace rage is not directed that way. They also don't have a problem with the trans stuff in the schools and whatnot. Their rage is directed at rich people and white people and Jewish people, but not really for the, not, and let me be careful how I say this, but not for the principled reason. Yes, it was, as Bannon said, a referendum on Netanyahu and Israel's failed war in Gaza.

Now, obviously Israel would say it's done very well because they've gotten rid of a lot of Hamas, but failed meaning that it's further inflamed sentiment against not only Israel but Jews living all over the world because of what most people are seeing as going way, way, way overboard. And that's the nicest way to say it. But the reason a lot of people in the Mamdani camp are putting Jews, it's the colonizer Narrative that applies in their head across the board to any white settler colonial project

America UK France Israel in this way that you look at the world, any violence done by any group that is a little more tan is usually justifiable and ignored. Or even the Chinese, there's no real passion for the Uighurs who are in some camp. I'm not even saying there should be per se. Like I'm just saying, if we're gonna start litigating history, they ignore before like 18th, 19th century colonialism, they ignore a lot of other colonial projects.

Anything in the Far East, anything that the Muslims have done wrong, this isn't something that they love talking about. But it's populism nonetheless. This is why when Mamdani said he wants to shift the tax burden to richer and whiter neighborhoods, if he secures the election in November, a housing policy document on Mamdani's official website includes a pledge

to shift the tax burden from overtaxed homeowners in the outer boroughs to more expensive homes in richer and whiter neighborhoods. It is about grievance, racial grievance. It's what it is and it's kind of undeniable if that's how you present it. He's not wrong that the cost of living in New York City is insane. He's not wrong that people not having health care, people working overtime, I'm with him on all that and I'm with a lot of people on the far left on those issues in the far right. Why you would include whiter in that sentence is insane to me. Why you keep racializing this debate about inequality,

they can't avoid it. This is why everybody freaked out about racial humor during the 2020 Insanity was because these people a lot of people that supported Zoran a lot of them have never worked shitty jobs And they've never they were never in a situation where they're kidding around with people and they're all making fun of each other because of Their race and it's not a big deal. It's actually people bond over it These people have only worked in corporate America or they've only been to college they don't they're not really thrust into these environments where

racial humor is actually not not only is it not a negative a lot of times it's a positive and it's a way people bond. So if you run AOC you'll lose because she can't detach populism from racial grievance. The Democrats are having a hard time doing that. And one of the reasons that they're having a hard time doing it is it's just hardwired into them. The identity is hardwired into them, but he won and he won because it is the message is a salient point. Things aren't fair.

People cannot live. When the Republicans should take a note, Andrew Cuomo's up there looking like a guy who runs a diner in Carl Place, Long Island, stammering trying to defend himself against I don't know 13 women who he like you know goose while they were on line for fucking chicken frances at the Christmas party. He looks old and out of touch. He's talking about going to Israel as soon as he takes the oath of office He's gonna take it on a plane on El Al on the way to Israel. It doesn't look good. Read the room Read the room a little bit people that are broke in New York are concerned about New York

You know So the coalition there, and it's not black people, they voted largely for Cuomo, and here's in my estimation why. There is no group of people in America who are owed more than black people and have gotten less. There's not one group. We've spent the last few years talking about Latinos who have now passed black people as a voting block and an economic block.

We now talk only about immigrants coming from other countries. We speak about Jews and Muslims, frankly, more than American born black people, they know that the conversation has moved on from them. Mamdani is talking about immigrants more than black people. immigrants more than black people. They know that. They're not stupid. They're well aware that the Democratic Party's kind of moved on a little bit from black people. They get it. They get it. They're going, yeah, yeah, yeah, we got, we pick up what you're putting down. So I think Cuomo to them has name recognition and they're, you know, they understand that this is going in the direction that doesn't include them. The Democrats are building a coalition that doesn't include black people. They know it. They're well aware of it.

It's coastal, educated, college educated, I'm not saying smart, I'm saying educated white people and illegal immigrants. That's all. That's their coalition. It's not the worst coalition. There's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with that, but it does include black people. It's people in the GLBTQ, IA2 world. It's educated white people and it's immigrants. That's primarily the democratic coalition. That's all they're talking about ever. They talk about low income people, but it's like, eh. But it's really the cultural energies behind immigration.

And Zoran's like, we're going to Trump-proof New York because he might cut our federal funding. And listen, I'm an opponent of those barbaric ICE raids. I think they're fucked up. But I do think criminals need to be deported. And I also think criminals will have wives and kids. So a guy that's wanted for attempted murder, goes, oh that woman's pregnant, they went to her house. It's like a pregnant mother, yes, but her husband was wanted for attempted murder. So there are going to be situations where shockingly murderers and people that have been violent have also procreated and that you know so it's just gonna be a situation where it's like, but he's a father.

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Because I get it the rage I've lived in New York on and off not enough to pay taxes here, but on and off for a while. And I've seen it only get more expensive and more boring and more corporate. Now I'm not saying I long for the days of dangerous New York, because by the way, I was like nine. Most people who want that New York back never lived in it at all. They're all nostalgic for a time that, you know, that was back when like a rock cat would have a knife in her back in Central Park.

That was a big story. There was a rock cat with a knife in her back in the park and it was on the cover like the daily news and stuff. And people were like, maybe it's time to start cleaning this up. And then Giuliani came in because it was getting hairy out there that was that kind of New York and you'd be walking in the park jogging whatever and there just be a Rockette with a butcher knife sticking out of her back and a lot of so that was

the old New York you know and sure it was you know if you visit old New York, you know, and sure, it was, you know, if you visited New York and saw that, you got you had a story. It was a better story than, hey, do you know how crowded the raising canes in Times Square were? I'll give you that. Here's what I will give you. Visiting New York and saying I got blown in the bathroom of CBGB by someone. I didn't know if they were a man or a woman. And then I woke up in an apartment that I'd never been in before. I went on the roof, I smoked a cigarette

with some chick who talked about Buddhism. Then I went down to take a walk in the park to clear my head and I saw a girl with a butcher knife hanging out of her back who was very, very long legs. Turned out she was a rock cat. One of the rock cats, because this girl with the butcher knife was a rock cat. And that's a real story that someone would have told

and has told who visited New York. Now the stories in New York are like, yeah, there's a race in Canes and Times Square. it's too crowded so we didn't get it. We didn't get it because there was so much, there were a lot of people in it and because we didn't get it. So we then went to see a Broadway show. We got, yeah, so we got tickets to the Trish Paytas musical review and but we couldn't and we wanted to do a Raising Cane's mukbang and tag her

because she likes chicken fingers but we couldn't do it and then our flight at Newark Airport was delayed like four hours and it was crazy. So I just sat there and went on my phone and I scrolled through apps and I just looked at people's faces and I wondered if they felt anything, cause I didn't. And I wondered what would make me feel.

And then for a brief moment I thought, I looked at these big beautiful planes through the glass windows of Newark Airport and I wondered what would it feel like if one of them instead of landing on the runway just crashed in here and Everyone started screaming and yelling and the last thing I saw was the fire Would I feel the fuel as it burned my skin? What would it feel like to die? Would I know I was dying? Would I die and go somewhere else? Would people I know be there, like my friends and my family?

What will happen and what was the meaning of all of this? Why am I dying? Because I want, is it because I didn't go to Raising Cane's? Should I have stayed on the line? Is it a weird final destination? Because I didn't eat the chicken finger and just as I was having that thought They said the plane was boarding and the flight was easy. No turbulence. We landed in Phoenix at 1106 What I'm saying is It's kind of bland now, somewhat boring, predictable.

Predictable. We've created a world where no one feels politics is the only thing that makes them feel. How terrible. What a bad idea. Politics is the only thing that makes people feel anymore. People can't, people, no one's fucking in the way that they should be in a messy gross Kind of sloppy way It's all very perfunctory

Strange specific fucking because porn is so specific where it's like someone's like I can only come if I'm looking at a plant Or something, you know, it's like someone's like I can only come if I'm looking at a plant or some you know, it's like Nothing everybody's trying every the perfect has become the enemy of the good. Oh my god say it again The perfect has become the enemy of the good Everyone wants to just fuck genderless weird strange Scandinavian furniture people are afraid of rashes and boils and you know weird hair and places and everybody wants women to look like these e-girl types and like in the 70s people just fuck and they were on an old carpet and just you know you know what I mean like people would fuck in a cab they're just being Arab guys

silently driving on the West Side Highway but now it's all strip people on these weird dates and talk about nothing This time my sister is basically like dating this guy for like three years But then like we're like, where's it going? They go on vacation all the time is like what you think he proposed There's like 90 places like me and my girlfriend's always like, oh my god Is this a place cuz they go everywhere and there's like 90 places, like me and my girlfriend's always like, oh my God, is this a place? Because they go everywhere and there's like 90 places he could have pulled out a ring, but he like never has. And we're like, maybe he's not even planning to. And she's like, I'm letting him go at his own pace.

And I'm like, well, actually, that's like nice of you to say, but like, how do you even know he's going to do that? And then we're like, and this is people just, it's all nothing out there. So that's why people get excited about politics because they say, here's our chance to make other people feel pain. That's what drives politics, not helping other people, not in this country, by the way, not in this country.

It should, and it does in certain certain ways but the reality is you want other people to feel pain. Both the left and the right want other people to feel pain. That's what that is the political impulse. Fuck them, get them, kill them. That's what it is and people are doing that because they can't feel any everything in life that was supposed to make them feel things, sex, family, success, money. It's all been ruined to a degree. It's all been sanitized and made kind of unappealing to people. Like it certainly doesn't equal the fun raw direct hit of rage and anger.

That's more fun than like building something slowly over time that might be valuable in your life. It's never gonna be as fun as fuck him, kill him, kill him, fuck him, kill him. Kill him! You like that, mom? The Muslim one! You like that, mom?

You like it, mom? It's the rage. It's just the same way when Trump won all those people called their kids he's back in town the sheriff's back in town It's the rage That keeps people going because we've made the world Corporate Serene I mean not serene if you're obviously getting bombed, but like for a lot of these types, these college educated people that live in little boxes all over these cities that scroll dating apps and

just sit in the blue light of their Macbook while they drift off to sleep on 19 medications, these people's lives are quite dull and The only thing that is making them happy is rage And that's okay. I don't I'm not I'm not saying this is good or bad, it seems like a horrible way to live long term and it seems like we'll just degenerate into kind of meaningless sporadic bouts of violence that will be celebrated by different groups. We will glorify violence. The man's own thing. Nobody feels bad for the healthcare CEO, nor

really should they in the sense that he represents an evil to people. My mother died in a public institution. I get it. They wouldn't pay for her shit. I would go in and have to sue them to give her the accurate amount of medication because they wouldn't. They wanted to save money and let her go crazier because it's a profit driven system and it's evil and he was a representative of that.

Was he a human being? Yes. Is it a healthy society that celebrates a human being shot dead in the street? And I mean, this is disgusting. I usually don't even talk like this. And I don't ever go at comedians, literally. I never go at comedians on the show because I respect comedy. I don't know who it was. A comedian dressed up as the ghost of that healthcare CEO

a few weeks after he died and went on a roast and did jokes. That guy has a family. Do you understand that? It is immoral to behave like this for not even a lot of money, almost no money actually, because I know a little bit of money. Almost no money actually because I know a little bit about that. Almost no money. But it's sick. It's actually sick. Whoever did that. It was a successful comedian, a good looking comedian at least facially and it was wrong what that

person did because they didn't have to do it that comedian actually didn't have to do something like that He's actually incredibly rich and successful smart one of the smartest people in the world people say actually Why would that person do that because there's the moral codes gone the compass is over So there's a sick person on torching 2024 the roast of Netflix, who dressed up as Brian Thompson, the CEO. It's wrong. Whoever did that. I don't know. I just think that I'm interested to see what happens with this guy. I'm not interested like I don't left right like all this shit's bored It's boring. We all know what it is everybody gets in

America first and then they're in there ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Everybody's has ones everybody's happy Do I think it's a good idea to go you know to start to build the schools that I ran no But that's good. We just did a bomb. Did it get rid of the thing who gives a fuck probably kind of what do you care about? Enough take the win But it's just about you know what it is It's just about to me know what it is. It's just about to me what says more about the political stuff is what's behind it. So you have these people that are all like, they went to school, they were told they were very special people and talented

and they got into the right schools and got the right degrees and now they're like paying $29 for a sandwich in New York City and they're pissed, they gotta take shit from some boss. And New York makes you envious like no place. And by the way, I'm not talking about the people who genuinely need help in this city. Okay, the black people that the Democratic Party don't give a shit about, whose lives, a lot of them are fully responsible for the degradation of African American communities

and do deserve a lot more than the government does. I'm not talking about those people. And I'm not talking about the people that suffer under a healthcare system. I'm talking about now people that are envious. As I am. I'm an envious. We all envy. And the people that don't admit it are liars.

I envy people. I do my podcast in a building with a lot of finance people and I understand and they make more money than me. Why? Would that be the case because we live in a sick society. But because we live in a sick society. But... that... envy, New York City breeds it. Because the richest people in the world live here. The richest, wealthiest people, and I don't mean only in America all over the world live here

People talk shit to you here and down to you in accents from all over the globe You get insulted here in different languages Because it's a global city I Think That restoring the balance will be good. If he can make this city more affordable it can be good. If he turns it into a crime-ridden hellscape, not great. Not great. If he's blaming Whitey and the Jews for everything, not great. I don't love that. I don't love making it a sanctuary for third world illegal labor that billionaires can use instead of

Native born people and I don't want to talk about jews and muslims for the rest of my life There are christians who live in america that should hold some political office too. Sorry. No offense No offense I know that all the signers of the declaration of independence were jewish and muslim I know that all the signers of the Declaration of Independence were Jewish and Muslim. Right? I mean, Google that. Maybe they weren't. But the point is this. I think the conversation is too dominant. Oh, I love Jewish people. I have great Jewish Muslim friends. I love the whole desert. All of the desert people, the desert tribes, actually. All of the desert tribes, I like. I like their food. I bought a shawarma, a lamb shawarma for my friend before we came here.

That's why I'm late. I love all the desert tribal peoples. Yes, they're fighting religious wars all the time. Is it tiring? For me it is. But I do think, how about just a few Christian people who've lived in America for a few generations Just throwing it out there as a bit as a full bit

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I'm defending this man. How dare people look at this man Norwegian Prince Marius Borg Hoybee 28 charged with three rapes amid slew of allegations against disgrace royal. Look at this man does that guy seem like he'd rape three people a Norwegian Prince has been charged with three rapes among a slew of sex and violence allegations involving a double digit number of alleged victims. He looks so nice.

Look at him, get him up. Look at that guy. Does that man seem like he would just walk around sexually assaulting everyone I Mean he does have say he's like the most evil guy I've ever seen Yeah, he's a bad guy He's a bad dude Marius Borg hoiby, what country is this?

I just said it, what is this, Norway? Yeah, Norway. He's a bad man. Cory Montes, mom and dad died 12 years after Glee stars. Tragic death, you know that Glee thing, you ever want to be depressed? Watch that documentary. They all get selected for the show and then all of them, one of them's a pedophile, everyone else kills themselves,

someone dies in a lake. It's Final Destination Glee. It's tough, it's sad. He's also accused of a raping, I can't keep saying that word. They're gonna get so mad at us on this YouTube, unconscious TV star Linny Meister, 39, at one of his wild Scalgam festival parties allegedly held in the basement of the Royal Estate. So he had these parties at the basement of the Royal Estate, and he released a statement saying he suffers from several mental disorders and has struggled with substance abuse for a long time.

It read, last weekend something happened that should never have happened. I committed bodily harm and destroyed objects in an apartment in the intoxication of alcohol and cocaine after an argument. I've struggled with substance abuse for a long time, something I've been in treatment for in the past. The drug use in my diagnosis is do not excuse

what happened in the apartment at Frogner on the night of Sunday last week, and I want to be responsible for what I've done. And will explain myself truthfully to the police. Here's the way it all works over there. And I'm gonna just tell everybody so that there's no confusion. They all have these castles.

And They all have these castles. And during the day, they'll do like, hey, come on over, we're doing a thing. So people go over and they got a little Swedish meatball or red cabbage, red cabbage is good and you don't get it enough as a side. Why can't I have it? Stop with the beets. Red cabbage is good.

So they're doing stuff like that, right? They go, hey come on, we're doing a castle. We got red cabbage, a little noodle dish, maybe some schnitzel. You go over there, you have a beer. You have a beer, a beer! And you eat and it's nice. And then they send you home and you go, hi-bin, sh-bibin, whatever, like some type of, you know. And I'm talking about all of them over there. Belgium, the whole gang. Germany, Norway, Scandinavia, all these with the European royalty, Scandinavia, all this stuff, right? And then, I'm telling you, I'm not, this is the way it is. Then like an old woman comes out, they like wheel her out, and she's like sitting on the,

like on the steps of the the palace and she's like It is time and Then they release like All of some of the workers Or and the children are forced to strip naked and run through the woods and then the elite people hunt them and when they find them they have sex with them and kill them and the old woman and some of the older

people watch because they can no longer run after the people so sometimes somebody will be brought to them to have sex with her and say okay you can eat this one we got we caught it for you But they're watching this whole thing and they remember like when we were young we would run after the children and the you know the help the helpers and and then we would rape and kill them and Then they liked them on fire and everything and they do druid pagan rituals. So he grew up in that Not to excuse his behavior but like he grew up in that. Not to excuse his behavior.

But like he grew up in that system. Where they're like it's the death, it's the death. But here's the thing that those people had. They had a little discipline. They had a little discipline. He's just raping any old person he sees. That's not the game. The game is there's an organized human hunt where we let

people run through the forest and then chase after them and kill them and eat them and rape them. And by the way if you think I'm lying, Google this, it's true. And it probably still goes on, why wouldn't it? And actually as much as I might disagree with it, I see actually a huge benefit to tradition, especially specifically European tradition, not to be racist. But you have people, not to be like a crazy person, but they have human hunts on the grounds of these castles. And it's well organized and some people disappear

from the town, it happens once a year, a couple of times a year, it's festival, it's like an autumnal one. So this kid's raised in that and then he starts doing all this stuff. His parents go, you can't act like this. He goes, well what about the human hunt? When I was four, you know, you guys were, you know, you're having sex with people in front of me, killing them, cannibalizing them. It's like that's a holiday. That's what has to be explained to these kids. It's a holiday. You know, we would as kids go, why can't we have Easter candy? That's a

holiday. You don't get it every day. Halloween, you don't get it every day. It's a holiday. So when European royalty hunts humans on the grounds of their castle, rapes, tortures, burns them and eats them, you don't, they have to make it understood to their castle, rapes, tortures, burns them and eats them, you don't, they have to make it understood to their kids like, buddy, we fought wars to do this. Okay. We're actually sacrificing people to pagan gods. We have a relationship with the demonic and that we're upholding some sort of a pact

or agreement with, and we fought years and years and years to be able to, uh, a few days out of the year, relax and do a human hunt. But these are special moments for us. There's actually a lot of pageantry and ceremony involved. You're just out there willy-nilly raping people in the dorm room. That ain't the way it works buddy So he said whoa what about the human hunt and they're like it's that that's a holiday His father says the king

That's a holiday and that's between us the human hunt or they call it the hunt, the hunt is actually something very special. You know how sad your grandmother's going to be when she reads these allegations? But grandma watches us all rape and eat the children, yes of course, on a holiday. The fact that you're behaving like this and bringing shame to our family because all of these royal family in Europe it's just what goes on it's not even a big deal and the people know it. The people know it. Some people

go yeah it's hunt weekend don't be stupid they know it. The people it's they it's boring oh Oh yeah, you're going to hunt a couple of people, chop them up. We get it. These Royals now, they don't even have any power in these countries. The EU's taken over. They flood them all with immigrants. Everyone loses their minds. And the Royals have nothing except the hunt. And it's the only time they feel powerful. So is that a good idea? To move on from monarchy?

To have all these supernatural institutions like the EU? So we've moved away from these bloodthirsty pagan royal bloodlines and replaced them with bureaucrats in Brussels and these people sit in their castles they're bored as shit they don't want to go to the opening of a new hospital they want the hunt but their children need to understand that the hunt is a special occasion. It's not all the time So this Prince, what's his name again? Hoi be what's his name? Hoi be go up get his name Was it Bjorn Marius Marius Borg Hoi be

Marius please behave and wait till the hunt. It's actually nicer if you wait till the hunt. My father told me once, I said to him, we're on the way to a swim meet, and I said, dad, can I get McDonald's? And he said, son, a hungry dog runs the furthest. Runs the farthest. A hungry dog runs the furthest runs the farthest a hungry dog runs the farthest so Marius a hungry dog runs the farthest wait till

the hunt have your fun on the hunt and then get nuts rip people's intestines out with your teeth I mean really go on a bender. But don't ruin it with these little snacks. Don't ruin the meal with a snack. Don't ruin the meal with a snack. To our maybe new mayor, Isis Bin Laden, Mullah Omar. Isis Bin Laden

Omar I wish him well, I wish him the best of luck. I I love New York City Oh, yes, but I also hate a lot of people who live here But I also love people who live here But I could it's a great narrative either way, whether it succeeds or is completely destroyed. It's actually a good narrative for me either way, I don't care. If it succeeds, I will enjoy it. If it fails miserably, I will move and just talk about it. Really, with me't it? So in closing, we've learned a lot today. I think we've balanced ourselves in a healthy way. We can't expect old dogs to learn new tricks. But sometimes like Andrew Cuomo,

we gotta take him to the shelter, put him down, put a little needle in that old pop and Watch him fade away That's right. We've learned that people that have made You know bad choices with how much money they've taken out in student loans and Are living in cities like New York are unhappy because they were told that they deserved more in life. I'm here to tell them you do not. You actually do not and I've always been here to tell them that. You do not. You

are normies. You are nothing. That is what you are. Find me a Brooklyn hipster or whoever the people are. I'll find you the most normal, suburban, basic bitch in the world. That's all you are. You can dress it up any which way you like. That being said, I wish Zoran well. Because I love the city and I want to see it thrive and want to succeed. I wish Donald Trump well. I'd like to not get involved with Iran.

It doesn't seem like we are. At the end of the day, you have to find things in your life that make you happy outside of political rage. I know that it powers most of us, just being angry all the time at things. But there's a lot of other emotions instead of being angry, like jealousy. You can do that. Coveting. Being envious. But the class war is coming. Fundamentally it is. The lesson here is that the future of American politics is going to be written by two opposing versions of populism. One that concentrates its ire and rage on a set of financial elites and people in the government they feel have sold out to them.

And then the other type of populism will be doing that as well, but they will also include cultural elites who they feel have worked in concert with the financial elites to destroy the cultural foundations of society, further impoverishing people, making them helpless, and driving them into desperation and pathological behavior. I will be on the hunt in Belgium, in that famous castle that I read about, and they will go It is time for the hunt and the old woman will come out I

Will be the only one who the the the the people that were hunting run faster than me So it's gonna be embarrassing that I like I keep So it's going to be embarrassing that I keep... And even the old woman's like, he keeps falling down. Will someone kill a peasant and bring them to him? I'm like, no, let me try. Let me try the hunt. But American politics now, But American politics now, the peasants of the village actually have turned. And they are hunting the elites of the castle. And so the elites of the castle have split into two factions.

And they're standing on two balconies trying to convince the peasants that the hunt was actually the other party's idea. What happens now we don't know. Good luck. Happy hunting.