The Tim Dillon Show - 457 - Trump’s Battle Royale, Reborn Babies, & A Labubu Economy
Episode Date: August 9, 2025Tim discusses the Labubu dolls trend and what it signifies for the economy, how Trump pits his administration against each other as a distraction, the ever-growing relationship between government &...; tech, silicon “reborn dolls” that people are buying instead of having children, and the disturbing nature of adult summer camps. American Royalty Tour 🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS: Kars4Kids Donate Your Car Today https://kars4kids.org/tim No Paperwork Madness. No DMV Nightmares. They tow for FREE! Chef IQ Visit https://chefiq.com & Use Promo Code “TIMD” To Access Their FLASH SALE! ARMRA Go To https://armra.com/TIM or Enter “TIM” To Get 30% OFF your first subscription order! Morgan & Morgan Hiring The Wrong Firm Can Be Disastrous. Hiring The Right Firm Could Substantially Increase Your Settlement. Visit https://ForThePeople.com/TIM Their fee is FREE unless they win! Kalshi Recession 2025 Market: https://kalshi.com/markets/kxrecssnber/recession?utm_source=timdillon Kalshi Trump Admin. Market: https://kalshi.com/markets/kxleaveadmin/leaving-admin?utm_source=timdillon ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the Tim Dillon show.
Thank you for joining us this week.
My Lububoos, my Chinese voodoo dolls, evil,
and yet protect me here as well.
What did Dick Cheney say you have to work with the dark side?
A friend of mine gave these to me.
We had some fun with them at the comedy store.
I do think they're evil, and I will get rid of them.
I do not like them.
They give me an uneasy feeling.
I don't like them.
I think it's not great that we have these Chinese voodoo dolls circulating amongst the population.
People are clipping them onto their travel bag.
Planes are going to start going down.
They already are.
There's something odd about fentanyl stuffed Chinese voodoo dolls being attached to people's belt loops
and people are wearing them like necklaces and they're actually kind of creepy critters.
they're not aesthetically pleasing, they're not cute, they're kind of creepy,
and everyone agrees they're kind of creepy and off-putting.
Even the most ardent fans of the Laboo-boo-boo will agree that it's sort of a monkey's paw.
But they're a status symbol.
And like many things, it is completely devoid of meaning.
and in a world that is increasingly devoid of meaning,
it absolutely makes sense
that people will be entranced by different things like this,
collectibles.
And the Lubu, like, I'll hold it up in my car
and I have a really nice car.
Doesn't matter, but it's a nice car.
But I hold up to Lubuobu,
and people start freaking out
because apparently they're hard to get.
So in a world where we've created a culture
that doesn't have any meaning
and everything is accepted as some form of scam
and children grow up wanting to get in on the scam
lest they be left out in the cold,
the Luboo is the perfect symbol
of the economy that we've created and the cultural value system that we have.
It is a Chinese fentanyl stuffed voodoo doll that is being exported to America.
You open the package and you don't know which Lubu you have gotten.
They've added the element of gaming, of gambling into this.
Turning seven-year-old children into gamblers, which one did I get?
I hope it's a special one because there's a bunch of regular ones.
ones and then there's a special one. Maybe you'll get the special one. Sure, mom and dad aren't
married anymore, but maybe you'll get the special one. Maybe you'll get the special Lubu.
Mommy still loves you very much. I don't know where she is. In the culture that we've created,
the Labubu is a symbol of status. In a culture where nothing really matters, fame is awarded to people
randomly, in many cases.
Wealth is awarded to people based on a myriad of factors.
Many of them seem to be out of the control of many people.
So little gimmicks, little gadgets, little critters,
little things like the Luboo,
become an important status symbol for people who have given up on owning a home,
having a family, having a job, or a meaningful life.
When you have given up on all of those things and you are 40 years old,
no one has published your novel, no one has gotten on board with your career in
entertainment because you should never have started, no one told you to,
And yet you did because you followed the general advice that you should follow your dream
and whether or not you had any aptitude for that dream or the work ethic
to make that dream a reality.
You spent your 20s and 30s in and out of bed with random people.
You didn't build a relationship.
You didn't build a career.
You didn't build a skill set.
unfortunately many of the jobs you would be qualified to do are no longer available for you.
You are fighting a battle with age, with dynamics of the economy you barely understand,
because none of us do.
But you have a luboo-boo-boo on your bag when you visit your sister who has a family.
And her kids think it's cool.
It is really what motivated.
All these articles, I wonder what, why do people?
Listen, people have always liked collectibles.
My mother loved them.
She was a schizophrenic, but she liked them.
Beanie babies.
McDonald's toys, Hess trucks.
It's a part of the American culture to get into collectibles.
And it's always a kind of get-rich, quick scheme.
I can get a bunch of cool things.
And then one day they'll be worth a lot more.
ever are, but that's the idea.
The Antiques Road Show, maybe the most American show ever.
Boomers go, well, I bought something at a garage sale.
Hopefully the Declaration of Independence is in the back of this dresser, and I can retire.
That's what America's about.
So the Lubu Boo Boo isn't new, but expect a lot more of it.
The company Pop Mart is now.
worth what? Get up the worth of this company, which again is only the Laboo-boo, little Chinese
fentanyl stuffed demon-troll doll. Pop Mart's market capitalization is estimated at $46 billion.
Pop Mart's market cap has significantly increased with a report.
reported 205% change in 2025.
It's worth noting that the net worth can also refer to the company's net assets.
As of December 24, Pop Mart's net assets are reported by companies' market cap to be
$1.5 billion.
Okay.
It's a huge increase in market capitalization.
And it's because they have gotten people addicted to this little off-putting critter.
It's a critter.
It's a little voodoo doll.
And this is the future of the global economy, by the way.
It's going to be crazes that drive people to buy things like this.
This is going to now, this is a, I wouldn't say it's something.
new, but the scope of it is new. The amount of money that is being spent is going to be big,
and because of the internet, everything is global. And these little signifiers of status,
which there was a brief moment when NFTs, non-fungible tokens, were signifiers of status,
are replacing the old signifiers of status, like, look, here's my children. That used to be status.
My son is good at soccer.
That was status.
You cannot afford a son.
You cannot afford a soccer ball.
You will get a Lubu-boo.
That's what you'll get.
You will get a demonic Chinese voodoo doll
and you will attach it to the bag you live out of.
And that is it.
You are not going to get a house.
You will get a little critter.
You will get today's version
of a gigapet.
That's what's going on.
And the people's eyes, even the adults,
the adults, their eyes get big.
You've got one of them.
I want one of them.
What?
A family?
No, that demon doll,
that troll, that critter.
And if you look at the face of the booboo,
get the close-up of the face.
It's evil.
It's not smiling in a nice way.
It's an evil.
being. It knows it has you under a spell. That is the face a cocaine dealer makes when they hand
you an eight ball. The Labubu is not your friend. The Labubu is here to control you. And I am mad I don't
have a special one. Someone brought these to me at dinner and it's not even a good one. It's not a
special one. It's like a very normy one. So I'm pissed about that on top of all of that.
So let's talk about the quickly collapsing White House for a few minutes because it's becoming interesting.
There was purportedly a dinner that was being set up with J.D. Vance, the vice president, Susie Wiles, Trump's chief of staff, Cash Patel, the very competent head of the FBI, sarcasm, and Pam Bondi.
again, very competent attorney general.
And they were all supposedly going to dinner
to silence Dan Bongino podcaster turned
administration official.
And they were supposedly meeting
to tell Dan Bongino to shut up
about Jeffrey Epstein
and about the cover-up.
And this is what was supposedly happening.
But there were leaks.
People started leaking.
The meeting appeared to have been moved or rescheduled Wednesday night.
Some officials who are expecting to attend the meeting,
including Vance and Attorney General Pambondi,
were spotted leaving the White House on Wednesday evening.
Administration officials told CNN earlier in the day
that they were discussions about moving, canceling,
or rescheduling the meeting amongst tense media scrutiny.
So what's going on is there's a lot of finger-pointing.
People are angry with each other, obviously,
but also they've realized that this is the nail in the,
the coffin for their credibility.
Dan Bongino has realized that.
What is Bonino?
What is he?
Cash is the head of the FBI?
What is Dan Bongino?
I'm blanking now on what he actually does.
Okay.
He's the deputy director of the FBI.
And then Cash Patel is the director of the FBI.
Okay.
Dan Bongino reportedly is going rogue.
This guy's like, hey, I,
I have a podcast.
This is Dan Bongino had a podcast.
You had a radio show.
And now he's the deputy of the director of the FBI.
And I think what he's starting to realize is that while America may have an expiration date,
podcasting is forever.
So he's protecting his future career as a podcaster.
I'm not kidding.
This is not a comedic bit.
He genuinely is going, I want to come out of this administration and go back to a fun job like podcasting.
I don't want to be the deputy director of the FBI and cover up child sex scandals all day.
I want to read ads for Bluetooth from my house.
It's a good gig this podcasting.
It's not bad.
hard to complain about
yes there's a good amount of it happening all the time
you've got to do it every week
but I think Dan Bogino's going
I don't want to be around these people
I don't want to be near these people
I didn't sign up for this
I don't know Dan Bongino at all
I've never done his show
I've never been in the same room with him
but I imagine he's saying to himself
I didn't sign up for this
I don't want to be part of this cover up
I want out
So he's leaking stuff to the media about Epstein and other members of the administration
are essentially telling him to shut up.
But I don't think he will.
I think he wants very, very badly to go back to podcasting.
I don't think he wants to be the deputy director of the FBI.
He goes, that's not fun.
I don't want to do that.
I want to go back to doing my show.
Let me do my goddamn show.
I want out.
This is the whole thing.
He doesn't want to be part of this.
All of these people are about to turn on each other in a very public way.
You can see this coming from a mile away.
everybody's even in that sphere of people on the internet that aren't working at the White House
are starting to get in little fights the people in the White House are going to start
to rip each other's throats out over this this is kind of Trump's MO he gets a bunch of people
together and they all it's battle royale and he watches them tear each other's spines out
he gets off on that he likes that he's an old
older man, he likes it.
He likes watching the people in his White House
rip the skin off each other's faces.
It's the ultimate reality show.
He brings Laura Lumer up there.
He fires somebody because Laura Lumer
has identified something about them
that is a problem
and he should be, he should watch out for.
And maybe she's right,
and maybe she made it up,
and who knows and who cares?
but he goes, you're fired.
He calls him up and he goes, you're out of here.
And they're gone.
And it sends a chill through Washington.
They go, wow, another scalp.
Lumer's got another scalp.
And then he just sets all these people on each other.
He sets Susie Wiles on Bondi and Patel.
He just goes, fight it out.
Rip each other's spines out.
And he sits there and he watches.
He likes it.
it's fun for him
it's fun for him
because it is what he's always
kind of done
this is his M.O
Trump very much believes
that all things are to please the king
he believes that
all things are to please the king
and if he's bored
or if he's covering up
an international child
sex trafficking scandal, or if he's running cover for Netanyahu and Adelson and Israel
and whatever they're doing, it's fun to just divert attention to the King's Court and everybody
we're going, we're having a duel, we're going to joust, we're going to watch everybody
tear each other's face off because that's what he does, what he wants.
he wants he likes this he doesn't dislike it and he doesn't want to avoid it
it's what is taking the eyeballs off of Israel's indefinite occupation of Gaza
the fact that he's now claim you know claimed that Epstein did nothing happen
just lane Maxwell moved to a minimum security prison after she said to Todd Blanche
he didn't do anything wrong Todd Blanche is trying
He was a meeting with Todd Blanche.
It was a meeting with Todd Blanche before he went to go see Galane Maxwell.
Galane Maxwell is now in club fed.
But instead of that, he's walking on the roof of the White House.
Don Jr.'s got memes of him with the dildo.
They're trying to get in fights.
What's Sidney Sweeney doing?
It's all about trying to run cover.
and if you watch it, it's actually quite interesting the way they're choosing to do it.
Now they go, let's get a reality show going.
Who's in, who's out, who hates who, who's blaming who.
Let's watch them fight because it takes attention off what's actually happening.
I don't know if Bongino's leaking stuff or not.
If he is, they've got a problem on the,
their hands.
Reportedly, somebody wanted to talk to Rogan.
I read about this, too.
That's going to be a bad idea for them.
Because Rogan's going to sit there and ask some questions for two hours.
And when Keshe Patel went on Rogan, it was a bad idea because Keshe Patel looked like he
was covering something up.
So whoever goes on Rogan will most likely look like they're covering something up.
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And I'm thinking about all of this this morning.
I happened to be in Los Angeles.
And I thought about some of it last night.
And I was driving and I was saying to myself,
are there people, for example, the Curtis Jarvin Tech people,
the big money players, Teal, not only him, but others,
that whole sphere,
the Zuckerberg, the Tim Cook, people like that.
Do these people want Trump to outlive his usefulness to them?
We're watching a coup, essentially, where Trump has been given a lot of money by these tech people
to essentially to essentially allow them to take over the government.
And I think Elon Musk, and again, this is my own theory,
I think Elon Musk, you got Tim Cook in there again,
giving him a, you know, a golden apple.
He knows what Trump likes.
They're all showing up.
Look how creepy this is.
They're all kind of showing up.
Again, all things are to please the king.
Here's a gift.
It comes off the horning one.
Yeah.
It's been great for President Trump.
Oh, lovely.
Yeah, nice.
Unit of one.
Giving them a nice.
Little plaque. All things, obviously, to please the king.
They wanted and needed him to open up the bank for them. He did. Sam Altman, these people.
I believe Elon Musk was a little bit of a trial balloon. I think there were probably people that
thought Elon Musk was going to be more popular than he was. Remember, as smart as some of these
people are in their field, they're completely hopeless when it comes to social intelligence.
They think Elon Musk is the coolest guy ever. They don't understand how cringe it is to a lot
of people. I think there was an expectation amongst these silicone values.
types. That Elon Musk was going to be a lot more popular with the American public than he was.
And that Donald Trump was going to kind of let Elon Musk run the country. I think Elon Musk was under
that impression. Elon Musk got in there and he didn't look like he was there for a limited amount
of time. He was digging in. He wanted, I mean, I think he wanted that Doge Department of Government
efficiency to be a permanent thing.
I mean, they all say now that it was never intended to be permanent,
but it could have grown into something permanent.
I don't think too many people get into the White House and want to leave.
Musk had all that power, and then there was this huge falling out.
Musk thought it was going to be more than it was.
This is why he started challenging Trump.
Musk knew Trump was going to pass a bill.
Probably Musk didn't like Musk.
Trump didn't run on being a start.
The Beast conservative, and that he was going to eliminate government spending.
I mean, that became a theme after he won, but Trump ran on the idea that he was going to
bring back an era of American exuberance, which would require spending a lot of money.
He ran on enforcing immigration and enforcing, you know, new tariffs and bringing back
work to the country from, I mean, all of that takes money.
It doesn't seem to anybody that Trump ran on like slashing taxes, shrinking government.
Those weren't the primary components of Trump's appeal.
He was an economic nationalist.
He was a populist.
Elon Musk knew that.
I think the reason that Elon Musk started flipping out was because Elon Musk realized that he was going to then spend
the rest of Trump's term on the outside.
And I don't think that was the plan.
I think a lot of people want the country governed by,
and I don't mean a lot of people like a lot of people in America.
I mean like of the small group of people that gave Trump a lot of money,
they want the president of the United States to be a symbol only.
They want the President of the United States to be a symbol only.
In the same way that elements of the intelligence community or business leaders have always wanted the President of the United States to be a symbolic position and that they wanted to pull the strings behind the scenes, tech people are now doing the same thing.
They want to take over.
They want to put AI that they've programmed in charge of a lot of decisions.
They want to get rid of a lot of the government.
And they want the president of the United States to be essentially a puppet.
Now, here's the question.
Where is Trump mentally?
Where is he mentally?
Is this guy aware of that?
Was he aware of that?
It seems like that was the plan.
He's not stupid.
He has a guttural political instinct.
He looks at the people around him.
And I've often said a lot of people think they're using him.
He's usually using them.
And they don't know it.
But the tech people clearly are going to eventually realize that the Republican Party brand is going to be damaged not only by Epstein, but by all of the things that have now become a mess.
The ice raids have become a mess.
People are not on board with ripping fathers away from their children at high school graduations that have.
committed no crimes.
It's become a mess.
Dumping people off Medicare and then giving all the money to Israel and the Ukraine has
become a mess.
And it's the exact opposite of what he ran on.
It's the exact opposite.
So the tech people are not stupid, but they don't care because they got what they wanted,
which was the money.
They wanted the money.
so they helped them win
and they gave him the money
and they gave him
you know deference
and they allowed the king
to be the king
Washington Post
in Trump's Washington
Palantier is winning big
from war fighting
and tracking deportations
to writing state department cables
with AI
the company is benefiting
from a new technology
driven cost-cutting
ethos in government.
So the make America great again, people are slowly waking up to the idea that the
administration has been handed over in some respects to members of the tech community.
People who do not believe in America.
as a nation state, people who don't believe in the Constitution, people who don't believe
in privacy, people who believe in endless surveillance, are the people in the magotent
that are now trying to apply pressure to the machinery of government and have applied pressure.
At what point is Trump useless and do they turn on him?
How weak does he have to get before they turn?
I don't know.
These are all questions.
I've been thinking about these things.
Did they think Trump was going to hand the government to Elon Musk?
And I'm not saying the tech community is a monolith.
There's people in the tech community to hate each other.
Great.
Who cares?
People in the CIA that hate each other too.
Guess what?
They all get together on some things.
There's rich people that hate each other.
but they all agree on some things.
Fortune 500 CEOs may be competing,
fucking each other's wives, whatever.
But when it all comes down with just a few principles,
they heartily agree.
And I think with tech, you would find that to be the case.
With Elon and Sam, they hate each other,
and he hates him, and he sucks, they suck.
But at the end of the day, they both don't believe in the American government.
to regulate their industries.
They don't believe in the American government,
and they don't believe that the Bill of Rights of the Constitution
should get in the way of whatever the hell they want to do.
Palantir, the software and data analytics company,
has garnered at least $300 million in new and expanded business
since Trump took office for his second term,
helping to make it the S&P's top performing stock of 2025.
In May, Pentagon leaders allocated up to $795 million more
to the military's core artificial intelligence software program.
Yay!
Doesn't that sound good?
At the Department of Homeland Security,
immigration officials reversed earlier plans
to ditch some of the company's services
when their superiors awarded Palantir,
a $30 million contract to spring to track immigration enforcement.
AI replaces people.
These guys program the AI.
the politicians become, not only puppets, they become actors.
Puppets, you at least have to control with a marionette.
You got to blackmail some of them, bribe some of them,
feed the egos of some of them.
It's a very imperfect system, and parts of it are evil.
But now imagine they're not even puppets, they're actors.
They're literally hired actors who are just giving a human face
to the beast behind the scenes.
And it's hard to now look at the Trump administration
as any other thing other than a veil for this.
A veil for the AI takeover of government
and a veil for the tech revolution
to take over American life
to put everyone as Catherine Austin Fitz said
on a digital control grid
this seems to be what it is
I don't know how you can look at it another way
I'm sure there are other ways to look at it
I'm sure there are there's lots of hopeful people
that look at it very differently
maybe they're all privyed to things I don't know
but from the outside it very much seems
that
and I'm not a Luddite.
I don't believe that, you know,
I'm not trying to, I don't want to live with the Amish.
I understand that China has AI and we need to have AI and all of this.
I understand all of that.
I'm not completely, you know, against technology at all.
It's made my life much better.
I can do this show.
I can make a living.
What I am against is,
is people who do not make their intentions clear
and launder their goals into some populist movement
where Americans were going like,
hey, we need a border, we need jobs,
we need our own communities to look better,
and then have the heads of Palantir and meta
and Google say, that sounds great,
here's how we think that can happen.
And they're not trying to do any of that.
They don't care about any of that.
They're not trying to do any of that.
They're trying to realize their vision
of what a future America looks like.
The government is inefficient.
They want to get rid of it.
Human beings are inefficient.
They want to get rid of them.
Peter Thiel, do you think the American,
the human race should survive.
Uh, well, I, uh, well, uh, maybe, uh,
they're pretty clear if you listen to them.
But what they've done is they've laundered this message.
That's why Mark Zuckerberg's on Rogan talking about jujitsu and stuff.
They're trying to, and they think, well, Elon, I guess he's cool, right?
He's got rockets.
We'll put him in the White House.
He'll be on Twitter all the time.
What do these people really want?
and that Bannon's going to run in 2028, and, you know, he's hopeless.
You know, it's just a collapsing brand and very quickly.
But Trump is going to do what he always does, which is set the dogs of war on each other.
That's what he does.
That's how he's planning to ride this out.
that's how he's planning to ride this out.
And then the weakest one, they will pin this on.
Whoever emerges weakest,
whoever gets bloodied in the media bad enough,
whoever they can turn people on
with leaks, awkward interviews,
whoever, then they will try to get rid of that person.
But unless they release everything they have on Epstein,
and unless Galane testifies,
they are part now of the,
of the biggest and most evil cover-up in human history
that we know about, that we know about, by the way,
there were probably others.
So they can't get away from that
no matter how much real world road rules,
fucking real housewives,
basketball wives, drama,
they want to create at the White House.
It's simply not going to work.
You can give everyone a luboo-boo-boo.
And people are still going to remember
what's happening.
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dolls in a weird new trend, let's move on from the Laboooo to the real baby doll that people
are buying. Best case, these dolls were introduced so that women who had lost a child or felt
some weird way in postpartum, which I don't know much about, could heal their trauma with
this baby.
This is an article in the Times of the Wall Street Journal.
So always the journal.
Always demoralizing over at the Wall Street Journal.
Kelly Maple tenderly sets her bundle of joy Naomi
into a nuna car seat and drives her to the mall.
When they arrive, Maple 23 places little Naomi
dressed in a onesie and a hairbow into a high-end stroller,
complete with portable sound machine,
stuffed animal and pacifier.
Giggling, Maple and Naomi shopped for tiny clothes.
Most passer-byes would mistake them for a typical mother and daughter.
But Naomi is not real.
She is a lifelike, quote, reborn doll.
These collectible baby dolls, which can run up to 10,000 apiece,
have been around since the early 2000s,
but in recent years they've exploded into a global phenomenon.
Collectors who consider themselves parents shell out for luxury baby gear
and dote on their reborns as if they were human children.
In Brazil, they've become a lightning rod in recent months
with politicians introducing bills to try and ban
the popular doll from public places.
The reborn doll world is hidden in plain sight in the United States.
It's a cottage industry with amateur craft.
Amateur crafters hand molding and painting dolls in their basements.
The process, especially for the more ver.
I know versimilitude, but this is an interesting.
vers similitudinous
silicone dolls
is labor intensive
including painting delicate
pale blue veins
on their soft peachy skin
how sick
how disturbed
how strange
how creepy oh my God
how creepy that is
it's so creepy
I don't know
what to say
other than it feels like we're heading down a bad road.
Again, I know that's a well-worn theme of this program,
but it feels like we're heading down a bad road.
I don't know, is it good that adults are walking around with dolls
they call Reborns that are fake babies and pushing them around in strollers?
Is that good?
Is that a good development?
Is it a positive development that adults are walking around with fake children
that they are taking shopping in America's malls.
I don't know.
Feels bad.
Feels not good.
Feels like it's going to a creepy weird place.
The tractors find the dolls creepy,
and some owners say they are taunted by families and online bullies.
What these critics misunderstand collectors say
is the therapeutic potential of the dolls.
Women who have lost babies or experienced miscarriages
are comforted by the reborn.
The dolls can also soothe women with people.
PTSD, Alzheimer's dementia, autism.
Brittany Spears, who said she had a miscarriage,
has been seen carrying a doll.
Well, that's a good advertisement.
Good advertisement for them.
Some women are fanatic collectors amassing dozens,
if not hundreds of dolls and posting online videos
of diaper changes and trips to the park.
Hey, it's weird.
It's really weird.
It's really weird.
And I think it's deeply haunted.
And I think that there's obviously a place for something like that to people that have
extreme PTSD or who have lost a child.
But that's not everybody who's buying these things.
People like the social capital of having a baby without actually having a baby.
They're like walking around with a baby in a stroller.
They're trying to larp as a mother.
or a father, or whatever.
There's something deeply strange and off-putting about this behavior.
And I think it's, you know, it's like,
we're going to look back 10 years from now and go,
what were people doing right before the Metaverse,
before everybody plugged in?
And they go, oh, they were walking around with fake babies in New York City.
They had dolls.
And it's going to be like, oh, well, yeah, I guess this is better.
I guess this is better.
I guess this Metaverse is better.
What were people doing right before the digital police day?
Well, I don't know, they're pushing dolls around
and they were collecting a little Chinese demon trolls.
Oh, well, this is better, I guess.
Can we watch a little bit of this,
or are we going to get dinged on YouTube?
We can watch it.
Okay.
You guys keep asking me to do a collection update video,
so that's what we're going to do today.
Basically, I'm just going to show you guys
the dolls that are in my Reborn collection.
Thank you.
and I will talk a little bit about what kit they are, who made them.
Yeah, so I tend to do these videos like every once in a while
because you guys are curious who is in my collection.
I used to change it up a lot, but honestly, I've been really happy with my collection
and haven't changed it too much recently, so I don't know.
Which is like my personal favorite size to collect.
I've had Naomi since December of 2018, so I've had her for a long time now.
the article and i just love her so much um Naomi is the full here's the thing ready you know
this is happening you know this you know she's getting a call going i i don't want you bringing
naomi to thanksgiving this year Kelly Kelly i'm your mother Kelly i'm asking you to not bring
Naomi to thanksgiving this year your brother it makes your brother and your father and me upset
Kelly it makes us upset
I don't
I'm not saying I hate Naomi
and of course
well Kelly Naomi's not going to be
alone she's a doll
she's not alive
what do you mean you're not coming
if you can't bring Naomi
Kelly do not bring Naomi to that
do not show up with Naomi
do not bring her
so much about her
so Naomi here is a prototype
version, obviously,
and she was
painted by Christy Carr Within,
and she was rooted by Jillian Jade
DeSicco. I love
this baby so much. She's just
perfect. I cannot see myself like ever
parting with her. I love her so, so much.
And yeah, like I said,
she's full-body silicone, so she has
entirely silicone, and she has a ball-jointed
head. It's so creepy. It's creeped me out.
It's creeps me out just even watching it.
It creeps me out just watching it. I don't
like it. But I can't articulate
exactly why. I think I have. I think I've articulated it. I think I've articulated it as clear as
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They do not accept any reality that they do not like.
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that bears no resemblance to the world that most of us are living in.
That's a big issue for me.
I don't love that.
That's not one of my favorite things.
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I don't think walking around,
this is another one,
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And since we're in the summer, we'll talk about this.
CBS is now saying, and they're doing this.
And again, CBS is mainstream.
Obviously, it's CBS.
They're coming out and they're going adult summer camp,
see surge of interest as people seek community and nostalgia.
And you might say to me, Tim,
don't you always talk about the importance of community?
Don't you always talk about the people need a community?
Yes.
Well, then shouldn't they go?
to his summer camp as adults what the hell's wrong with that a lot i'm glad you asked a lot is wrong
with that a lot multiple things lots of things are wrong with it well why wouldn't they why shouldn't
they go to a summer camp and have fun with other people they're adults they're adults you don't go
a fucking camp. That's it.
There's other ways to build community outside of pretending to be in a fucking camp as an
adult. Put the fake baby away, you sick fuck.
Nobody wants to be in a community with a psychopath who's in a summer camp with a fake
baby. It's nuts. This is the reason they're not in communities is because they keep doing
this or shit.
That's the reason they're not in one
is because they're fucking going to summer camp
with a fake baby.
That's the problem.
Or is it community good?
Yeah, community's great.
But not this way.
Pedophiles are community.
That's not good.
Meth addicts are community.
That's not ideal.
Not all communities are good.
A bunch of people at a summary.
Let's watch this.
How sick this is, by the way.
Let's watch.
Can we watch the CBS?
thing? Let's watch this. This is
sick. This is maybe
more disturbing than the fake baby go.
All right. For many families, summer's
all about camp, right? But who says
kids can have just, only
kids can have the fun? Well, Yelp
reports that there is a 350% increase in searches
for adult summer camps this
year as people look for community and
nostalgia. And as Nancy Chen
shows us, plenty of both
can be found at camps around the country.
With ziplines, outjury, and bunking up in log cabins.
There are all the hallmarks of your child's favorite summer camp,
except this one is for the grown-ups.
Welcome to summer at Club Getaway in Ken, Connecticut,
where campers 21 and up together every weekend.
Net Miyahu, bomb it! Israel, bomb it!
Kid again.
What are you looking for to most?
Beating some people in, like, kickball or, like, tug-of-war, something like that.
Shamia Briscoe is one of many who came to camp to leave all her responsibility behind
and instead bring out her inner child.
The nostalgia of it, right?
Like, I did overnight camps when I was younger, and I remember, like, going out on the water,
going rock climbing, and I was like, why not do that with some alcohol?
So what's really cool is that all the activities are playing for youth.
All right, I guess we're doing this thing.
Activities that aren't always for the fan of heart.
Is this safe?
Yeah.
Stop it for a minute.
The American media is trying to destroy your mind.
I mean, the American media is presenting this as something normal.
It is very sick.
The American media is presenting going to an adult summer camp as a normal activity.
And it's, I don't care if it's this or Bohemian Grove.
I think it's all wrong.
This is fucked up.
Let me articulate this
in a way that people can understand.
You have stages to your life.
You are young.
You will never do all the things that young people do.
You cannot. It is impossible.
Because the experiences of young people are varied.
You see?
There are young people that attend camp.
There are young people that went to the prom.
There are young people that will never go to a prom.
See, Gaza.
There are young people that are never going to win a little league championship.
There are young people that are never going to have their mother and father there at their high school graduation.
There are young people that for whatever reason are not going to have the experiences that young people that we tend to associate with being young.
that is part of life accepting that is a big part of life accepting what you get and what you
don't get and making a life from that place is a big part of life having doovers and trying
to recapture a feeling or trying to discover a feeling you never had in this way paying
to go to a place to try to feel something
that you felt as a child and need again
for whatever reason,
this is my big issue with Disney World and Disney adults.
They're incapable of accepting the reality of life
and that is that you cannot stay a fucking child.
You have to grow up.
And if you're lucky, you become an adult.
then you become middle age and then you become an elderly person and then you die.
That is the cycle of life.
You cannot, and I'm not saying you can't do things young people do to stay young.
I'm saying you cannot go to an adult summer camp and you cannot walk around with a fake baby.
Unless you're a child.
If you're a child and you have a doll, that's one thing.
You cannot walk around with a realistic baby and then pretend.
to change its diaper and feed it at a family party.
Something is wrong.
See someone.
See someone now.
See someone now.
Oh, we're going to the adult summer camp.
Oh, it's actually super fun.
All the events are planned for you.
And it's actually really cool because we do it with alcohol.
It's like canoeing and fun.
But hey, I want you to go to a hospital.
I care about you and I want you to go to a hospital now.
Look at me.
Well, no, you're freaking out.
It's actually just kind of like a fun thing.
Super nostalgic.
You meet some cool people.
I want you to go to a hospital now.
Get in the ambulance.
Get in the ambulance now.
You're not going to a summer camp.
You're 38 years old.
You're not going back to college.
And you're not getting a fake baby.
It's not happening.
Christ Almighty.
It's one of the things
that is the least, you know,
anything you want to say about American culture
are myriad of problems.
I know I use that word too much, but it's a great word.
The issues we have, the hollowness,
the consumerism, the materialism, the emptiness,
the dishonesty, the grift, the graft,
the evil, lurking around every corner,
people taking advantage of others,
the rotten and poison food system, the drug dealers,
we get it, how bad it all is.
We should make a pact that we're adults,
that we're not going to escape these problems
into a narnia fantasy land and pretend to be children.
That is a fate worse than death.
We cannot do it.
We cannot do it.
It is something that cannot happen.
We must face these challenges as adults.
We cannot go to Disney World, childless, and go on the rides.
We cannot go to the camp.
You cannot get the fake baby.
I'm sorry.
This is crazy.
I mean, this is absolutely insane.
Let's watch a little bit more of this before I have a stroke.
It's not watching on.
Oh, yeah.
I don't remember actually agreeing to do this.
Hi.
Whoa.
Oh!
Okay.
I was good.
Sorry to stream.
So this is where it starts.
Right here.
The first activity that we're going to do is our welcome to camp party.
David Shriver is the camp's owner.
Why do you think people come here?
They're sick.
I think people come here from an experience.
They want to meet new people.
They want to try different things.
They're sick.
And feel part of a community.
They should go to the hospital.
They should go to a hospital.
Open to children during the week,
Club Getaway has been welcoming adults for nearly 50 years on a bed.
It wasn't until recently that program's doubled.
They should be restrained.
Do you find that the popularity of summer camps for adults right now
is tied to people.
wanting to seek a simpler time.
Yes, 100%.
Things are complicated right now.
There is a simplicity that comes here, right?
There's sort of a depth in the superficiality.
We'll take the restraints off when you're better.
We will take the restraints off when you're better.
All right, get this out of here.
Look at that disgustingness.
Look at this.
Get this out of it.
We will take the restraints off when you're better.
If you commit to getting better, we're going to help you get better.
we'll take these restraints off.
These people should be restrained.
They should all be put on that bus,
and instead of going to the camp,
the bus should pull over and they should be taken out.
And at gunpoint, they should be put in straight jackets.
They should be put in straight jackets
and put into an institution, by the way.
That's exactly how I would run.
That's what ICE would do.
If I ran this country,
ICE would be, they wouldn't be grabbing busboys.
They'd be tasked with putting these people in straight jackets
and putting them in an institution
and getting to the bottom of this crap.
You're not going to experience everything on earth, you narcissists.
You don't get everything.
There are people that are not going to have the things.
I'm sorry about that.
It is a deep narcissism.
It is not a search for community.
It is not this bullshit.
It is a deep and unrelenting narcissistic personality type
that demands that they have every experience on earth.
at all times.
There is a time for all things.
Someone said that I don't know who and I don't care.
But the point is this.
It is a deep commitment
to worshiping the cult in the church of self
to say,
I'm going to be a child again
at summer.
I'm going to get drunk
and put whipped cream in my mouth
and like a degenerate.
And I'm going to do this,
slip and slide what do you call that that fucking thing it's a slip and slide right yeah i'm gonna get drunk
and do a slip and slip and slide and get in a canoe after i take jello shots i'm a degenerate
i'm a degenerate and i should be in a straight jacket i have tattoos all over my body because
i'm an animal degenerate i should be in a straight jacket but instead i have my mother fell down the
stairs from taking her inheritance and going to summer camp when I should be paying for my
strait jacket. I should get a bill for my straight jacket and I should never be let out.
I should never be let out of my straitjacket because if I am, I'm going to use my arms to
sign myself up for adult summer camp or God help us get a fake baby and wheel it around New York
City. I should be in a mental institution. I should be in a place where my days play, hey,
well, what's good is the activities are planned for you.
you know where they're also planned for you in a mental institution.
My mother, my mother was in when we planned her day,
and it wasn't called summer camp.
We called it the hatch, the booby hatch.
You're going into the hatch.
I'm telling you, I should not be building alligator alcatraz.
We should be building mental institutions to forcibly commit people.
And it's not going to be the people you think.
It's not going to be the people in New York City foaming at the mouth.
screaming about the Bilderberg group.
Those people are right.
It's not going to be them.
It's going to be these freaks
who are doing zip lines at 38 drunk
at the fucking adult summer camp.
They're going in.
It's not going to be the people
screaming about the Rothschilds
and the fucking Ananaki.
It's going to be the people
at adult summer camp
that are going to be going in to a facility.
You're going into a facility.
Well, it's really cool
because your day is planned for you and like it's you know I camp as a kid now I'm at camp again
no no you're not you're going to jail it is a sick thing
it is a sick thing
even though they're evil they keep me safe
I want to name them
trying to name these two
I'm going to call one of them Israel and the other one Gaza.
These are my luboos, Israel and Gaza.
And they fight.
Hopefully they figure that out, huh?
What's going on over there?
They're going to annex the whole thing.
We're out of time now.
We'll get to that later.
Maybe on the Patreon or next week.
Watch out for Bongino going rogue in the Trump world.
Watch out for this.
This is obviously, I'm not breaking news.
it's being reported everywhere.
But I am contextualizing, I believe, what they think they're doing.
What they think they're doing is pivoting everybody to watch a reality show
whilst they ignore a lot of the calls to release this stuff.
That's what I think is happening.
I would guarantee it's happening.
And I would watch that.
This is something important to know when you're being played, I think.
I think we're all getting played a little bit.
recession this year they say it's coming
maybe if you go to calci.com let's bet
how about we bet on a recession
make money from the recession
someone's gonna someone always does
I love calci because you can
you can really fuck around and set up your own markets
I'm not in the sports
so I don't bet on sports
but I like coming up with markets like
will there be a recession this year
how many people are going to get it this year?
Is Israel going to occupy Gaza?
Is, will Trump serve out the rest of his term?
That's an interesting one with these tech pets.
I just don't know.
Do they want dance in there?
As opposed to Trump?
See, the thing with the Yarvan types,
they haven't found the guy.
Trump's not the guy.
What they want, they don't want,
like I thought like, oh, they want this charismatic,
but I don't think they want that.
I think they actually just want a boring actor.
I think they want a boring actor
who will just get up there and do whatever they want.
Trump commands a large following,
but he's a little too volatile for their purposes.
I think they just want a boring empty suit
and they're going to get one,
some type of Manchurian candidate.
But they've used Trump
and they're going to continue to use him
until they feel his brand is damaged
and then they're going to jump and try to use someone else.
I don't know who that will be.
certainly could be Vance, but they might go to somebody else.
I don't know, but they are the power to watch behind the throne.
They want this government run by tech, oligarchs,
who have only the interests of that community,
and they're going to say their interests are all of our interests.
That's what they're going to say.
but of course they're wrong who will leave the Trump administration this year who will go
I don't know my money's on Bonino I think Bonino's going to go I think Bonino's going to go and come back
to the world of podcasting that's my guess that's my thought I don't know I don't know if he goes to
an adult summer camp if Dan Bonino leaves the Trump administration and goes to an adult summer camp
I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
Summer's over already.
Did you notice that, by the way?
It's like August fucking whatever and summer's over.
What is that?
Summer goes to late September.
Kids should go back to school in September 9th or 10th.
And then September 11th, we sit them down and we go,
and look what happened.
That's what should start school.
It's 9-11.
You go back a few days after Labor Day.
and you sit there and you watch those planes go in.
Every kid, you watch those planes go in.
That should be, that was the beginning of our year.
Of course, it was the actual time that it happened.
It was not a remembrance.
It was the actual one.
But that's what they should, every kid should start their school,
their year every year with 9-11.
School starts with 9-11 and then it progresses to Halloween.
That's what should happen.
God damn it.
So head on over to Calshan, bet on some shit.
Well, keep watching.
The Clintons are subpoenaed.
A lot of stuff's going to happen.
It's clear that Trump has set up this reality show
to see who is going to get pilloried and then removed.
He does this all the time.
He's doing it again.
Let's see what happens.
they do not have control of this story.
They don't have control of the narrative.
It's spinning out of control.
And it's always interesting
when something is spinning out of control
how they try to bring it back
within their thing.
And I think what they're trying to do is say,
look, it's actually a reality show.
Who fucked up?
Who did it? Who done it?
And it's like, no, no, no.
we see what you're doing.
It's a game of three card Monty.
And I think a lot of people now, the jig is up.
The jig is up.
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