The Tim Dillon Show - 462 - Cancelling Kimmel, Fired From Riyadh, & The Prison Housing Market

Episode Date: September 20, 2025

Tim discusses Jimmy Kimmel being taken off the air for his comments about Charlie Kirk, how free speech is dissolving very quickly, why powerful entities want us to stay inside fighting on the internet, and breaks the news that he has been fired from the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.  American Royalty Tour 🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS:  Lucy Level Up Your Nicotine Routine! Go To https://lucy.co/TIM to get 20% OFF Your First Order  Helix Go To https://helixsleep.com/timd To Access their Labor Day Sale for 25% OFF SITEWIDE!  Ethos  Protect Your Family with life insurance by visiting https://ethos.com/TIM Get Your FREE Quote today!  Nutrafol  Go To https://nutrafol.com And Use Promo Code “TIMDILLON” for $10 OFF your first month’s subscription & FREE shipping  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. Let's address it out of the gate. Let's talk about the biggest free speech issue right now in the world. Let's tackle it head on. Everyone is talking about it. Everyone wants to know what it means. I was fired from the Riyadh Comedy Festival. It is the most important free speech news.

Everybody has a take. Everyone has an opinion. It's inescapable. Go to a lunch. It comes up. You're at a christening. You think you're safe. You're not.

Did you hear comedian, podcaster, Tim Dillon fired from Saudi Arabia's first comedy festival. Shocking developments. What does it mean? What does it mean? I'll tell you how it went down And then we'll address that thing at ABC With Kimmel

I also heard there's an issue there But My agent called me and told me First of all I'm going to, I'll lay out the whole thing I was supposed to perform in Dubai I mixed up Dubai and I said Abu Dhabi Apparently this is a big deal over there

This is like a real problem My agent called me and he goes You sit on Joe Rogan that you are performing in Abu Dhabi and you're actually performing in Dubai They're cities and they have a rivalry And I go dude who gives a fuck? What do I stop? I made a mistake

This is not a malicious slander It's a mistake He goes well they're very angry and they sent an email that you need to be controlled. I said, well, good luck. Whatever. I don't have to do it. I don't care.

And then he called me a few days later, and I thought he was going to talk about the Kimmel thing. I thought he was going to talk about the Kimmel thing. But he called me and he said, they heard what you said about them having slaves. And I said, I was being positive about it. I was defending them. He goes, well, I know that.

I know you were defending them. I said, I was defending them for having slaves. I literally said slaves are probably hard workers and, for the most part, agreeable. But they didn't like that. You can literally support somebody too much. I've learned this. You can actually, by the way, in life this happens. Too many compliments.

too much, too much support, and then they turn on you. I was saying that slaves were proud of some of the buildings they built. That's what I was saying. I was saying that if I was a slave, not that I want to be if I was a slave, and I built a really nice thing, I might say to my slave children, Daddy built that. that's what I was saying that I would have said,

hey, daddy built that when my slave children said, oh, look at that. I'd say, you know, daddy built that. I was going that angle. Apparently, this got to the people in Saudi Arabia and they were unhappy about it.

They're huge fans of comedy over there. Now, I am very clear about the way I will do a gig. If I accept a gig, I am not going to break the rules of the gig. Meaning, Amish people call me. They go, Tim, we're going to pay you a lot of money. We want you to perform in the Amish, Pennsylvania Dutch country.

But we're Amish. So we don't want to hear about iPhones or Kalshi, which they should hear about. It's phenomenal this Kalshi. We'll get to it later. But if that was a rule, I would respect it while I'm there, while I'm in Pennsylvania, Dutch country, eating shoefly pie, respecting their culture. You have a culture. You've got Sharia law. Would I like Sharia law? No, I don't want it. Actually, I don't want it. I'm good.

But you have it. So I don't, it's not like I have bits in my act about the prophet anyway. So I certainly wasn't going to show up in your country and insult the people that are paying me the money. One, it's illegal. So I wasn't really planning to go to a Saudi jail. But on my own show, in my own country, where I have the freedom to speak and say the things I want, I'm going to be funny and I'm going to be who I am. and if you're not buying that, you don't have the right to tell me on my own show.

People were coming up to me saying, why would you go to that country? They have slaves. In Tribeca, they were assaulting me these people. I'm just leaving a lunch and they're coming out. They have slaves, they say. And of course, I addressed it in a funny way, and they fired me.

and then they told me they go by agents they all call me you don't have to talk about this they say don't talk about it remember when you talked about Choker I said what they go it hurts you to talk about these things in what

in what is even left you bums this the only thing left is what I'm doing nobody what are you talking about so and what I mean by that is Like, there's, the, the business doesn't have any teeth anymore. They can't tell me what to do or say.

What, they're not even offering anything. They're not even offering anything. We don't want people thinking you're a problem. But they already, how do they not think that? How could they not think that? Have, a Google of me and a read, a 60 second scroll. You buy me, you buy what I'm. I'm going to do. Joker was a bad movie. Why would I lie and say it's good? Everyone thought it was bad

in the world. Okay? Every article that came out was like, hey, this thing sucks. What was I supposed to do? By the way, I was in it for a second and I made no money. What loyalty am I supposed to have. And the director was mean to me. So I'm supposed to go out there and talk about how great it is. Well, you're actually just misunderstanding the movie. It's actually really good. The Joker doing dance numbers is good. It's good that it doesn't have a plot. It's actually good. It doesn't work. Who the fuck wants to watch that? You know? So, you know, they were like, well, you don't have to tell people that you're not going because, you know, we don't want people thinking you're that person that gets fired.

Yeah, whatever, think it. What do I give a fuck? I mean, what? Who cares? I'm going to get fired again. I'm going to get fired again from people that are not even Saudis. I'm going to get fired by people who don't chop hands off. I'm going to get fired by reasonable people.

I'm going to get fired by people that don't practice Sharia law. I will be fired by many. races and religions. I'm going to be fired by others. I will, this is the most controversial to people who fire me will ever be. Let me relish in this.

Let, let's take this win. The future people that fire me will be good. Mothers and fathers, family people, who probably fire me for a completely rational reason. You know? I, you know, I just rolled out of bed and I just decided

to do something they didn't like, and that's completely fine. It is what it is. This is the first time I've been fired by people that actually do really bad things. So let's take this win. Let's take this win. I'm now with Iran. Iran's against them. I'm with Iran now.

You've pushed me into the bosom of Iran. Do you understand? that? I'm going to Tehran to do their comedy festival. I don't care. I'm being pushed into the arms of Iran. Those types of Muslims. What are those ones called Shia? I'm Shia now. I was going to be Sunni. I think Saudi is Sunni and Iran is Shia. Right? Yes? Maybe. I'm Shia now. Shiite? Right? Shia. That's what I am now because you've done this to me.

You fired me and created a Shia problem. I'm a Shiite problem now, Biach. So who cares? By the way, I get to keep... My agent knows this. He knows often, if you represent me, you're going to get calls that people are unhappy. be. He just thought it would be like the usual suspects, the people around this town,

this dispiriting dump called Los Angeles. He thought it was going to be those people at the, you know, whatever, the Riviera Country Club calling me going, we don't really, this guy's like, what is he doing? Why did he have Kansas? Oh, why does he open his mouth? What's wrong with him? Why is he dressed up like a Muslim, then a Jew? What's going on? I don't get it. That's the normal calls. He didn't think he was going to get a call from the Middle East. He didn't think I was going to get fired by a theocracy in the Middle East. Neither did I, but I'm with Iran now. That's what happens.

This is geopolitics. Do you understand? This is why the Middle East is so effed up. Because there's no fucking unity. There's no goddamn unity. That's all. So I will be with Iran. I don't know what to tell everyone.

Now let's talk about Jimmy Kimmel, which, by the way, I think, is much less interesting than what happened to me. But as usual, it's dominated to headlines. Jimmy Kimmel, I don't know Jimmy. I've never met Jimmy. I don't watch his show. My friends know him and really, really like him as a guy. He's like less annoying in real life than he is on television.

This is what I hear from people whom I trust. I think Jimmy was a funny guy. don't watch what he does now. It's very political. It's very like kind of annoying to most people. Even the people that are in the middle, it's annoying. To people that are apolitical, it's annoying. It's way over the top. Colbert, him, everybody went way over the top. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. He should still be on the air and I'll get to why. But setting the stage here, they all went way over the top. Johnny Carson said years ago, I'm not political. I'm here to put Americans to bed. These guys went fully the other way. They

alienated half the country. It's their right, by the way. It's their right. Is it a great business move? Probably not. Probably not. You know, if you open to pizzeria, you wouldn't call it like, you know, fuck Trump pizza unless it was like in Portland or something. You know, if you're trying to appeal to a demographic of people that is of many political stripes, but they're not. They've given up on that. That's fine. That's their right. It's their right to politicize their show to a point where it's unwatchable. And by the way, that's anyone's right. Okay. I'm going to play the joke he made. It's a weird joke and it's a not factually correct thing, but here's why I'm going to not only defend it, but I think it is ridiculous to pull this guy off the air. I think it's ridiculous to pretend it was about money. I think it's ridiculous to pretend that it's not a political hit shop. It's a political hit shop and we know it. Was ABC, is it the cash cow it was, 10, 20 years? Absolutely not.

We know late night TV is dying. We know all of that. That's not why this show got yanked. And pretending it is is an insult to people's intelligence, okay? It's an insult to people's intelligence. This was a hit, politically motivated it job. Okay? It's something that most people who talk for a living should care about.

if you talk for a living. If you're making money, entertaining people, informing people, whatever it is you think you're doing out there, anybody who's doing that should care a little bit about this. Let's watch his joke and then let's talk about the fallout. We hit some new lows over the weekend with the Maga Gang desperately trying to characterize this kid

who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other. than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it. In between the finger pointing, there was grieving. On Friday, the White House flew the flags at half staff, which got some criticism. But on a human level, you can see how hard the president is taking this. I condolences on the lawfinger friend, Charlie Kirk. May I ask, sir, personally, how are you holding up over the last day and a half, sir? I think very good.

And by the way, right there, you see all the trucks? They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House. which is something they've been trying to get, as you know, for about 150 years, and it's going to be a beauty. Yes. He's at the fourth stage of grief, construction. Demolition. Construction.

So, so here's the thing. Not a bad, you know, it's a fun joke. The setup to the joke where it's like they're doing everything they can to pretend this guy's not a MAGA guy. Nobody thought this guy was a MAGA guy. People thought he was a far-right internet kid or a far-left internet kid. No one thought he was like a card-carrying member of the MAGA group. So he's presenting the premise is false, whatever.

Highlighting Trump's absurd reaction when asked about Charlie Kirk, you start talking about a ballroom. Dude, I mean, it's the president's own words. And then he does a joke about, he said, you know, he's at the fifth stage of grief, fourth stage of grief construction, whatever. You know, it's kind of, now listen, it's being done in a climate that's very charged emotionally. A guy got shot in the face.

His wife and kid will watch that for the rest of their life, his wife and children. The reactions to it, some of them were abhorrent. Some of the reactions to that were including some of the mainstream media obits were wild, scoring political points on the guy with a hole in his neck. It's insane. And it's radicalized a lot of people. And I'm not saying that was everybody's reaction.

But there were people that reacted in a way. Now, by the way, again, I'll say it again. I dressed up like a dead healthcare CEO and satirized how people feel when someone divisive dies. I'm not against people doing comedy, dark comedy, black comedy, whatever you want to call it. I think that the reactions to the Kirk thing were people that were rationalizing, not in a satirical way, but in a very genuine way, rationalizing this guy getting shot, rationalizing him being killed going this is good more of this we need this okay and if you're if you're on that side where you believe people that you don't like should just get shot in the face

hey what am i going to do but it's abhorrent to many people it's not a bit it's not a joke there is a difference between a guy that's denying life-saving treatment to people who's a health care CEO and the guy sitting on college campuses debating kids. I don't care what you think about his views. There is a substantive difference between those two people. And I wasn't for the health care guy getting shot in the head. I'm not for random people getting shot in the head. I'd gladly pay higher taxes if people got health care. They never seem to. Taxes. Taxes go up and they never seem to get that. But there is a substantive difference.

And the idea that, like, people watched this whole thing and some of the reactions were so beyond the pale, it's going to be hard to get those people to care about what's happening to Kimmel. It is. Folks, I'll tell you right now you've got to get healthier.

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by people you don't like. People in this country are going to make a lot of money saying things you don't like. You may be listening to one of them right now. That is annoying. People don't like that. They're never going to like it. It'll never be

satisfying to hear someone you don't agree with say things you don't like and get paid lots of money to do it. But that's part of the deal. It's part of the reality of living in America. Nobody likes this. You either turn it off or you hate watch it

or you project onto this person things that you believe they are. Maybe you're right. Who knows? But you can't, you can't think it's a great idea that the FCC, the chairman of the FCC, goes on a podcast and goes we could do it the easy way the hard way. We could think about revoking broadcast licenses

and then pressures affiliates to drop this show because this guy said something the president of the United States doesn't like. The president of the United States then also follows it up by going, hey, Seth Myers, you know, Fallon, Seth Myers, you're next. You know? You're next. Do we have the FCC?

See if you can find the video of a car. I forget his first name. Yeah, going and talking about this. Okay, let's listen to this. There's actions that we can take on licensed broadcasters. And frankly, I think that it's really sort of past time that a lot of these licensed broadcasters themselves push back on Comcast and Disney and say, listen, we are going to preempt.

We are not going to run Kimmel anymore until you should. straighten this out because we, we licensed broadcaster, are running the possibility of fines or license revocation from the FCC if we continue to run content that ends up being a pattern of news distortion. So I think, again, Disney needs to see some change here, but the individual licensed stations that are taking their content, it's time for them to step up and say, this, you know, garbage to the extent that that's what comes down the pipe in the future, isn't something that we think serves the needs of our local communities. But this sort of status quo is obviously not not accept the world.

They're building, they're building China. It's what they're building. It's why all of the tech people decided they were Republicans. It's why all of the contracts are going to build AI models that look at speech that they don't like from students that attend to protest. they're building China and they don't want you to notice. And if they can weaponize politics so that you stop caring, they can transform America into something that's kind of unrecognizable.

This isn't without precedent. During the 2020s, lunatics ran through a lot of the institutions in America, from the media to the universities, demanding that people they disagreed with be fired. They demanded those people be de-platformed. They demanded those people be made, you know, into sacrifices publicly. Those people, they wanted those people to be broke. They wanted those people's families to be targeted and harassed.

And we watched this in the 2020s. and it was disturbing to me. I remember the Covington kids. That grimacing little kid was standing there and the Native Americans beating the drum in his face and then celebrities, people I know, were calling for the doxing of that literal child and his family who then upon further reflection

didn't do anything wrong. This is a human impulse. It's a human impulse. to get whipped up into a frenzy and join a mob and run around with pitchforks and proclaim that you are morally superior to other people. This is something human beings enjoy doing. There's not that many things that get people off.

You know, this is one of them. Going and joining, picking up a pitchfork and running down the street with the mob is something that people get great enjoyment out of. It's fun. They like it. They like tearing people limb from limb. And the problem with that is that it doesn't end. See, it doesn't end. The left does it to the right.

The right does it to the left. And then eventually the government decides that, people hate each other in this country enough that the government can then chop this thing up, sell it for parts, while you all hate each other and fight each other, they can hand the country over to oligarchs.

Many of them are friends. They all have dinner in Washington, D.C. They're all talking about how they reach out to people in the media, people like me, you know, they reach out to everybody and they tell you that it's going to be good that they are the guardians of free speech.

They care about your ability to say things that ruffle feathers. They're with you. And they're actors. And behind them are very wealthy people, some of whom you know, many of whom you don't, by the way, and I don't. And we could look them up and have trouble finding them.

Not in some crazy conspiracy Knights Templar way, but in the genuine way of like many of the people who have huge ownership stakes in companies are not public figures. They exist on the periphery. They have large sums of money and they're pretty quiet about it. But they funnel that money into places

and they strangle industries. And all these people want to merge. They want to do mergers with their companies. They want to monopolize industries. They want government money and they want government grants so they shut up and they don't say anything about kind of this encroaching, you know,

autocratic, system. And it doesn't come from any one angle. You know, all these people think, well, it'll just, it'll just, I don't care. I'm, I'm, people go, I'm from the right. It'll come from the, you know, it'll come from the right. It'll silence everyone I don't like and which you shouldn't want anyway. But it will never work like that. Because what is left and what is right isn't fixed. It's changing. It's changing. Three years ago, the right wing solidly supported Israel. Right now they don't. Three years ago, it was unthinkable for a majority of, party of the right to have turned against America's funding of Israel.

Now you are seeing people under 40 on the left and the right agreeing that America should not be funding whatever the hell Israel is doing. You know, building, you know, Las Vegas on the Gaza Strip. Nobody's in for that. Nobody's in for that. When the Israeli finance minister comes out and goes, hey, we spent a lot of money on the war, we've got to get paid back a little bit. We're doing a real estate project.

It's on Trump's desk. It's all fine. people under 40 are going, hey man, I don't, I can't own a house. I can't pay back my student loans. Why are my tax dollars funding you guys going and building Miami in Gaza? Who's that for? Who's that for? And why are people funding it?

You know, if you work at a 7-Eleven for 12 hours a day on your feet, dealing with every drunk who walks in grabbing, you know, they want a pack of cigarettes, they want this, they want a hot dog, they want, you know, you got protein bar, whatever. And you do that job, which is not an easy job. Whatever job you do. But think about that and you're getting paid, whatever. I don't know what 7-Eleven pays, but let's imagine it's not ideal.

Your tax dollars are going so that. real estate developers can build luxury condos with, like, floating bathtubs in Gaza. There's no way anyone elected Trump for this. There's zero possibility that people elected Donald Trump so that their tax dollars could go to luxury real estate development in Gaza or in Qatar. There's zero way that any of this. Take a look at that. To be fair, it does look nice.

To be fair. It's a little bit of an AI rendering. But nobody elected him for that. And now if you criticize that, they'll take your visa if you're a foreign student. They'll just shut you down. Just shut the fuck up. Get out of here.

You know? So Kimmel was losing money for ABC. Maybe I don't know. I heard he wasn't. I heard he wasn't making a lot of money, but I heard he wasn't losing it. But by the way, whether he was or he wasn't, who cares? He was losing it last week and he wasn't off the air.

It's directly related to that joke. The FCC commissioner said it. I don't think it was a particularly good thing for Jimmy Kimball to say this guy was Maga. He wasn't MAGA. By the way, it's easily correctable. You can correct the record without destroying someone's ability to speak. This is something that, you know,

you try to die on the hill of this. Now, the only thing left in this country, unfortunately, seems to be power. Everybody thinking that Jimmy Kimmel being removed and indefinitely suspended from ABC means that you are winning, you're a fool. Your tax dollars are going to build

casinos in Gaza. You're not winning. This is not what winning looks like, by the way. Kimmel had planned to address Carr's comments on his show Wednesday night, according to people familiar with the matter. Before his on-air appearance, Dana Walden, co-chairman of Disney Entertainment, spoke to the host about his plan. The people said,

after the conversation between Kimmel and Wald and she and other senior executives thought that the Star's approach could make the situation worse, people familiar with their conversation said. I mean, one of these issues, is that the Kimmel Writers' room is a monolith. I don't think there's anybody in there that voices any alternative opinion here and says maybe we should slow down with this. Again, not a reason for the government to get involved and for the president to be threatening of the late night host. But there's an element of the right wing that wants this stuff to keep going on.

And it's because they felt culturally powerless for a very long. time and they and they want these institutions to kind of bend the knee to the president and it's happened in other countries people bring up Hungary and Victor Orban and all that stuff obviously people like Putin nobody wants to live in a country where a late night comedian um is you know subject to removal because he says something that the president of the United States doesn't like.

Also, here's a sidebar. Is Jimmy Kimmel the deep state? You know, well, Tulsie Gabbard goes out, who I like, but she goes out and goes, you know, Obama's guilty of treason, and they don't really present a ton of evidence. And then they just drop it, and they move on.

And then they go, well, this guy and that guy, and this guy, and that guy. And then the Epstein files, they all vote to not release them. And then they go, well, Jimmy Kimmel, let's get him out of here. And then, you know, Steve Bannon's got a documentary of you, 20 hours about Epstein. We'll release that.

You got all these hours. Nobody over there, they all think you're really, really dumb. And they're treating you the way you treat a young child who wants something that they're not going to get. You try to distract them with other things. You can see, I don't have kids. I'm around people that have kids all the time. and they'll go, I want to do this, I want to do this, I want to do this, I want to do that.

And then you go, hey, hey, hey, hey, what about this? Take a look at that. Isn't this cool? Look, a dog. This is that. This is that. I mean, Keshe Patel is walking around like the most compromised person on earth.

If Keshe Patel is not afraid of something, I don't know what fear is. These people are running around. They're going to unmask everything and expose everything and whatever. Again, I wasn't the one who ran on that premise. They were. And none of that has happened.

In fact, whatever cover-ups going on, they're extending it. They've now become a part of it. They are helping facilitate it. Every comment under everything these people post is, what the fuck are you doing? Speaking of a 7-Eleven, I don't think Keshe Patel could solve a robbery at a 7-Eleven without fucking it up, by the way. It's just, the guy's the head of the FBI. I love Helix.

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Let's get rid of Jimmy Kimmel because he's pissed us off. By the way, Sam Altman, let's give him more and more money because we're in an AI arms race. Well, who does that help? Not very, I don't know, 20 people, 20 Trump voters, and they were all at that dinner in D.C., you know, is your life. Are you making more money? Do you feel better?

Do you feel financially more stable? Are you excited about the Israeli real estate project in Gaza? Does that get you going? Do the renderings make you happy? Get the renderings up again. Do the renderings make you happy? You don't have health care. Do the renderings do it for you?

They're nice renderings. But does that make you excited? Is that what you voted for? Is that what you're happy about? Is this what you're excited about? Do you show them to friends of yours who have recently lost their jobs? Do you show them the renderings and go, take a look at that?

That's going to be pretty fucking nice. Imagine that. Some of them you can walk right to the beach. They'll probably have a long boardwalk. You go right to the beach. That's what this is about. This city of the future that's being built on the mass grave of all of these people

that we're funding, that's what it's about, an AI city of the future built on a mass grave. You're funding that. Oh, Jimmy Kimmel said a joke that people don't like. Let's see what this is. We're not even a year into this administration is very obvious that this whole thing, the wheels are coming off. Tucker Carlson's become a liberal hero.

Is that because things are going well? Is that because things are going well? Is that happening? Is that happening because things have gone in the right direction? It's wild to watch. Every liberal friend I know in L.A., okay, cocoons themselves in a blanket, drinks a matcha, and watches Candace Owens for 19 hours a day. And I like Candace. But is that because they're doing a great job in Washington?

Is that because things are going well? You know? You know what I mean? I'm just telling you you have a situation here that's starting to look more and more like a very big up that a lot of people

are going to be easily distracted by Jimmy Kimmel or whatever we're still in the Ukraine war we're still doing this we're going into World War I imagine we're going into World War III how do you get out of this

without World War 3. How do you get out of the levels of corruption being exposed without a world war? I hope we do. It would be nice to. But how do you get out of it? It's clear that a lot of people want a wider regional conflict. I think Netanyahu does. I think Putin does.

And it would be nice if there was someone in our country who didn't. I mean, I don't know, but we're heading. You can feel it. The pieces are coming together. We see different parts of the world aligning. Economically, we'll see it militarily. We see a lot of things happening that we don't have. There's not a ton of significance to some of these events,

but there will be later. when you look back and you go, yeah, that wasn't good. That wasn't great. That didn't make a lot of sense. Russian war planes breached NATO airspace and dangerous provocation over Estonia. Israel's bombing like 12 countries a day. We've got problems, you know, all over the world.

We have a pamphlet being handed out, I believe, in Taiwan, saying everybody get ready. Get ready, everybody. Taiwan issues handbook to prepare citizens for Chinese invasion. What a lovely read. What a nice read. Get ready. They're coming.

So, during all of this, all of this is happening. We're talking to Jimmy Kimmel. Talking about Jimmy Kimmel. And it's important to talk about. It's important to talk about me being fired from Riyadh. It's the most important thing, perhaps, next to the World War III, you know? And the fact that the people in charge of the country believe it's their job to colonize Mars

and make us an interplanetary species and you're not getting a knee operation. You're not getting a knee operation before they make us an interplanetary species and colonize Mars. And a lot of people in America think it's cool. they think it's cool I mean I don't know what to tell you I don't know what to tell you

I really don't I don't know I don't know what to tell you it's the wildest time that I've been alive including COVID somehow there's more of an eerie

feeling now than COVID somehow it feels like we're waiting for something to happen. I don't know what it is. It feels like that. And not in a, again, not in a crazy, you know, Fibonacci sequence. What are the numbers? What are the dates? Not in that way, but just in a general sense of malaise that people have. People have this. You talk to people about it. You go, how does it feel? Nobody feels good. Nobody feels great about this we aren't in listen we've probably never been in control now it's obvious how little

control we're in it's really obvious there's a group of people there's a group of oligarchs there's a lot of highly placed interests that all have agendas and they're all breaking bread and they're all carving it up and there's not and most people in this country don't have much of a say and you just got to hope that they're they have your best interest at heart you just got to hope that they're there that you figure into their grand plan when to peter teal or sam oatman or any of these people or you know bezos or any of these guys talk Zuckerberg when any of them speak you just have to hope that they're like they're thinking about you They're thinking about you and your family

and your ability to pay for things. They're already going out and going, don't own a house. It's not for you. Doesn't make sense. Buy stock. Buy crypto. Why would you own a house?

By the way, not owning a house hurts your social life. You can't have people over. You can't sit in the backyard with people. You can't talk to them. You can't go, hey, what's going on here? share experiences with them. You live in a tiny apartment. You're embarrassed about it. Nobody comes over. There are no social bonds. That's the point. That's the point. You don't get to talk about the future of your community. That's exactly the point.

You just sit there in your tiny little apartment. I have friends in New York and I did this for years. When I was doing a comedy, you sit in your tiny little apartment in New York City or whatever city, by the way, Cleveland doesn't matter. You sit in this little apartment. You don't have anyone over and you consume the internet. Get online more and more and more and more. It's a tiny little cell that you live in and then you radicalize yourself on the internet. Some of us are schizophrenics.

Go do crazy things. Then the draconian surveillance and police state comes in. They don't have an interest in people having a yard. They don't want you outside. They don't want you outside. It doesn't help them out. putting your phone, you know, in a drawer and going outside and sitting down with six people and having dinner and talking about your community isn't helpful to them.

It doesn't make any sense. They want you on the phone in a cell that you rent. They want you paying more and more money every year for a cell. And all of these companies, related. You know, all of these. mega conglomerate corporate landlords. Everything's a mall. Every, they build these malls and then on top of them they have apartments.

It costs $6,000 a month to live on top of insomnia cookies, pig. Whoa, door dash really easy. They just throw the cookie in the window. It's disgusting. No one should live like this. No one's supposed to live like this. and everybody thinks it's okay or it's whatever. What did Jimmy Kimball say?

You're paying a lot of money to live in a cell. You can't have friends over. It's disgusting. It's absolutely disgusting for most of you to have your friends to your apartment. It's embarrassing. It's shameful. I've been there. I couldn't have my friends to my apartment and my friends are animals.

and it was still embarrassing to have your friends in your apartment because it's a tiny little apartment. You've got a corner of dirty clothes, you have a takeout in the garbage. It is a, you live in a cell. And then the behaviors of someone who lives in a cell are what they want. Someone who can sit in their backyard and have a glass of wine

and invite the neighbors over and go, what's going on. How are you? What do we feel? What's going on in the schools? What's going on in our society? They don't want that. They want you to be afraid of your neighbors.

They want your neighbor to scare you. That's what they like. They like the idea that your neighbor terrifies you. I have neighbors. They scare me. I don't want to see them. I hope I don't see them. You know, that's how you destroy an entire country.

You don't just do it. You do it with the, first, with the way people live. This is the way you destroy a country. You make everybody afraid of their neighbors, fearful. You tell everyone don't assimilate at all. You don't have to. In fact, we don't want you to. We don't want you making friends with anyone.

Why would you assimilate? Speak your own language. have your own customs, do your own thing. Don't go near anyone else. Don't assimilate. Don't become an American. Don't think like a free American person. Live in the cell.

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People in Los Angeles go to their cell on top of a P.F. Chang's, eat those lettuce wraps, which are good, and then watch reality shows about people that can afford to have a home. That's pornography now. You come thinking about having a place to see your friends.

But they don't want you to have any friends. They don't want communities. It's the hollowing out of the entire thing that serves their purposes. And the only thing left is the bread and circuses and the this and the that. It's the only thing left

and you're radicalized easily, one way or the other, and they're pulling strings because you have less and less of your own shit. You don't have a community. You live in some global world where like every single thing is the most important thing. And then you go online and go, you do my take, and I think, or not.

You're supposed to care about shit that's like in a 10 block radius of where you live. You're not supposed to be involved in the Middle East. You're not supposed to be funding a real estate project, in a place you've never been in Gaza. It's not natural. It's insane. You're just not supposed to do that.

You're supposed to care about things. You're supposed to know who got murdered two blocks away. Why did that person get murdered? You're supposed to know that. You're supposed to be interested in the crime in your area. Why? Because you live there. But now that dead there doesn't exist.

It's malls and cupcake ATMs, it's fucking, you know, private equity companies that build, you know, megastructures that look like storage lockers. And you just sit there and get mad all day on the internet and you don't know your neighbors and you don't care if they get murdered. In fact, you might want them to. You have no stake in the game. and all of this isn't new and it's being expedited at a level I've never seen. It has never been more obvious that they are trying to get rid of human beings and human relationships and human communities at an incredibly fast clip. Human behavior puzzles them.

Sam Altman doesn't know what humans do. Sam Altman's confused by human behavior. He doesn't get it. He finds it inefficient and messy. It perplexes him. Okay? This is, and allegedly, that guy that worked for him died in a real weird way. Okay? And Sam Altman, when Tucker pressed him about that, acted like I did when my doctor asked me if I went to McDonald's.

So let's get real here. These people don't care and they think human behavior is a problem. Cultural practices that they don't understand, they don't understand people going to church, they don't understand festivals and fairs, they don't understand, uh, people having a community where they exchange goods and services in physical locations. They don't understand people that care. Their job is to make you terrified and broke. They want you on the Citizen app. They don't want another person telling you, you hear what happened to Bob? They don't want that interaction happening.

They want you on the Citizen app all day, hearing about crime that you don't care about because your communities aren't tight-knit communities where people know and care about each other. There are strange corporate hellscapes filled with like part-time residents and they've turned every city in this country into a foreign Dubai like Disney Wonderland

where people can launder money and then take a bunch of laundered drug money and go buy Labibu smoothies that Airwant. They don't want anything resembling life. It's obvious. They don't want anything resembling human life. You're supposed to just walk around and participate in some viral scam.

That's the only reason you exist to these people. The only reason you exist to Sam Alton is so that he can monitor you in some way. way and that you can take part wittingly or unwittingly in some viral scam that someone's cooked up

that you can buy some food item or little critter or cryptocurrency that someone is hawking that is the sum total of your humanity to these people. Why buy a house? You don't need a house. What a bad investment. What does that word even mean?

Investment What are you talking about? You know, it's a really good investment? Sitting there with seven people in your backyard, having dinner and talking about life. They don't want it. It's a threat to them. It's actually a big problem. So, I mean, it's in a tremendous clip.

It's the frequency of which this is happening, how quickly it's happening. Everywhere, it's not just any one thing. It's architecture. it's it's um it's business it's political it's cultural but really at the end of the day it's all of these things working together to take you out of the world and put you on the internet where they want you to live you're a view you're an anonymous source of data you're something to be marketed or terrified but they don't consider you a person with an unalienable rights, they don't consider you in any form of reflection of God or greater

intelligence outside of the thing that they're going to create. They consider you an obstacle and that the way you live is an obstacle to their ultimate goals. That's what they consider you. You are something that's in the way. your football game and your a couple of beers outside or you invite people over to your home,

your family, your faith, your community, your culture, your all of this to them. And I don't care if it's a liberal or conservative. I don't care if you're a fundamentalist Christian. I don't care if you're Jewish, Muslim. I don't care if you're an atheist. I don't care if you do the winter solstice.

They don't either. Their entire thing is to get rid of things. physical communities that are based around these things and usher people into a digital landscape by telling them not to own houses, not to drive cars, not to own things, to use ride shares, to be on the internet, to live in a cell and to be happy. It is what it is. You'll owe nothing to be happy. It's a famous article. We all bring it up. But it's true. And what Jimmy Kimmel says at the end of the day

doesn't really affect your life in the way that you think it does. He should have a right to say it. He should be criticized for saying it. People should attack him on the facts. Not physically. You should attack the facts because they weren't present in what he said.

Okay? But there's something bigger going on and everyone feels it and it worries me that other people don't. There's something bigger going on all over the country and it's not about Jimmy Kimmel and it's not really about left verse right. It's about this inertia that's moving humanity into a perpetual state of constant war, depression, anxiety, anger. I'm not proselytizing.

I'm not telling you to do this or do that. I'm not saying to you that you can only find meaning in life one way. I believe there's many ways to find meaning in life. However, it's clearly obvious that the algorithms are manipulating us to hate each other and kill each other while everyone else is building resorts in other places of the world. in Gaza, in Qatar. They'll be building them in the Ukraine soon. Watch.

And all the while your life gets worse. You become angry. You lack the ability to live the life your parents did or their parents did. And all they have to say to you is how lucky you are. how lucky you are that you don't live in a place like China. Wow, how lucky you are that you don't live in a place like China

as they make America more like China every hour. So, you know, you just have to understand what's happening. You have to resist it in the ways that you can't. Don't listen to them when they tell you not to buy a house. Don't listen to them. Do not listen to them when they tell you that it's worthless to have a patch of dirt and a grass and friends and a community. It's absolutely not worthless. In fact, it's the only thing that may save you.

Don't tell them it's worthless to learn how to cook or grow food or be sufficient because everything is at the click of a button. Don't tell them that it's worthless. I mean, don't listen to them when they say that it is worthless to try to see the humanity in somebody who doesn't agree with you. You know, it really is disturbing. The people right now that run the show are not people. They make these mistakes. They do these interviews. Guys, someone keep them behind closed doors.

They keep being interviewed. Frankensteins keep coming out to be interviewed. I think Frankenstein was actually good. I didn't read that book. Was Frankenstein good? Yes. Yes. That's not what I mean then.

Who was bad then in Frankenstein? The mob? Yes. That doesn't apply here. Why did they fire me? It's not fair. But what I'm telling you is this. Take a minute.

Charlie Kirk was a human being. He was not a dangerous radical. You may not have agreed with him. Who gives a fuck? The guy was a human being. You have to rediscover that you are a human being as well. You don't have to like me. You don't have to think I'm good.

you can hate me, you know? I'd like, if you didn't shoot me, but, you know, at the end of the day, getting rid of human communities, replacing them with digital communities that are created via hate and algorithms and moving people

out of these physical places and destroying the bonds we have with each other, be very suspicious of people who tell you not own a home. Be very suspicious of people that tell you they talk about investments and they own 12. Be very suspicious of all these people. And I've been saying things like this for a long time, but it does feel now that we're getting to the point where we're getting close to the point of no return. And if we're easily distracted and we're just fighting each other, we're not going to be able to demand that we stay human. Because there are interesting.

and agendas operating at very high levels that want to rob us of our humanity and they're winning and they're succeeding. I hope everyone has fun at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. I will continue to live like a Saudi

in my own country because I can. I am now fully with Iran. Against Saudi Arabia. I didn't want it to be this way, but it is. Alliance's shift constantly. This is the game. This is the game.

I hope everyone enjoys it. And if you're a Saudi, I hope you continually, continue to listen to the program. Continue to listen. Continue to support us here. And again, it's no reflection on you. I blame a few people.

who ended up being cowardly. I do not blame the Saudi people. Even the executioner who's doing the be handing. I don't even blame you. I don't blame you with the mask on doing the be handing. I don't blame you. I actually don't blame you. I don't blame you.

Truly, I don't blame you. Okay? I blame Joker too.