The Tim Dillon Show - 464 - They Got Greta, A.I. Hollywood, & The Battle For Tik Tok

Episode Date: October 4, 2025

Tim discusses the AI actress named Tilly Norwood that is causing outrage in Hollywood, Greta Thunberg’s Flotilla being stopped by the Israeli Navy, Netanyahu calling influencers a weapon in the war, Donald Trump saying the military should train in American cities, a mysterious comet approaching Earth, and Las Vegas seeing a major dip in tourism. Tim was also fortunate enough to host a competition deciding who will represent a very important organization.  American Royalty Tour 🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillon SPONSORS:  Neuro Gum Go To https://neurogum.com & Use Code “TIM” To Get 20% OFF Your First Order  Prize Picks Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/TIM and use code TIM and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Ship Station  Go To https://shipstation.com & Use Code “TIMDILLON” To Get A 60-Day FREE Trial  Morgan & Morgan  Got to https://forthepeople.com/TIM Or dial Pound Law (#529) From Your Cell. Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win!  Stash Go To https://get.stash.com/TIM To Get $25 OFF Your First Stock Purchase!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Subscribe to the channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/timjdillon/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TimJDillon Listen on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8 Merch:  https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. We have the unique privilege this week of hosting a contest to determine who is going to lead the next chapter of Turning Point USA. The two finalists have made it through all the preliminary rounds, and now you, the audience, are going to vote by phone to see which finalist you think is best suited to take Turning Point USA into the next chapter. Please welcome our first contestant, Erica Kirk. There were nights when the winds were so cold that my body frozen bed if I I just listened to it right outside the window. There were days when the sun was so cruel, that my tears turned to dust,

and I just knew my eyes were drying up forever. I finished crying in the instant that you left, And I can't remember what no way or how. And I banish every memory, you and I have ever made. All right, thank you. Erica Kirk, everyone. Erica, clearly going through something. Um, well, it's, uh, you know, an honor to have you here. Uh, thank you. You have so much energy. Uh, how are you holding up?

Tim, it has been a whirlwind. It has been, um, just such a crazy chaotic time. I, I'm going on tour. I have a Christmas album coming out. And I mean, I just signed with WME. I'm, I'm going on SNL. Uh, and I'm going on Rogan. And I have a skims collab coming out next month. So it, It's just a very exciting time. It's actually amazing that that's how this is all happening. I did try your smoothie in air one and it was excellent. Thank you so much. Do you have anything you want to leave the turning point fans with? If Israel did it, I forgive them. Erica Kirk, everyone.

Our next contestant is Brylyn Holleyhand. Hey y'all. Hello, Brilyn. Brilyn, let me ask you a question. What makes you suited to lead Turning Point USA this Christian Republican organization? Well, I have an extensive resume as an 18-year-old. I go to Auburn University, Roll Tide.

And I am the biggest Democrat hater in all the lands. Okay. Settle down, Bryland. Settle down. A lot of people have criticized you because you've been seen on a private chat or, you know, you have a Rolex on. They say your dad's rich or what's your response to them? Well, I would just say, my daddy got guns. All right.

Well, uh, Brilyn and do you have a girlfriend, a lovely lady in your life? Um, I have girlfriends that I love to go out with. Right. Nobody. No, not some special somebody, if that's what you're asking. Not yet, I'm sure. Okay. And I'm sure you are very excited to bring turning point into the next era. I'm going to make my turnpoint jet. Kiss my daddy's jet. All right. Well, thank you so much. Brilyn Holleyhand, everyone. We'll let you know how the audience votes. And now weighing in from prison in his first interview.

is Tyler Robinson. People showed up in escalades and tiny hats and they threatened my family. It wasn't me. Thank you, Tyler. Well, ladies and gentlemen, your votes have been pouring in as our two contestants have made their case as to why they should lead turning point.

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that Tilly Norwood has more character than the pieces of shit on Twitter and on threads ripping her up. Everybody's shitting on her for nothing. This woman did nothing wrong other than be AI and be an actress. That's all she did. She's in artificial intelligence who's trying to be an actress,

like a lot of people. That's all she did. And then these losers who live on their floor in Los Angeles and can't afford medicine are mad at Tilly Norwood, just because they don't have insulin for their sweet, sweet blood. That's a diabetic thing. I'm a little sick of people diminishing the hopes and dreams of someone just because they happen to not be real in the way that they understand it. Let's read this.

It takes a lot to be the most controversial figure in Hollywood, especially when Mel Gibson still exists. Ha, ha, ha, funny, funny. And yet somehow, in a career. yet even to begin. Tilly Norwood has been inundated with scorn. This is for the simple fact that Tilly Norwood does not exist, despite looking like an uncanny fusion of Galgado, Anna de Armas, and high school musical era Vanessa Hudgens. Norwood is the creation of an artificial intelligence talent studio called,

I want to say Sequoia. Zika. And if it's to be believed, then Norwood represents the dazzling future of the film industry. She does. She does. Norwood has been touted as the next Scarlett Johansson with studios apparently clamoring to work with her and a talent agency lined up to represent her. Here's the deal. Tilly Norwood is not going to be a racist. She's not going to say anything about Gaza. She's not going to be a drug addict. She's not going to be a liability on set. She's not going to going to get involved in some type of really, you know,

controversial political cause. I'm telling you she's not going to, this is the future. She's not going to have three trans kids, like every other actress now for whatever reason, named like Beckett and Willow and whatever. But she's going to be an AI actress. And she's going to do the. the damn job. Tilly Norwood's going to show up and going to do the job. And I bet when you act with Tilly, you're going to go, God damn it, she's good.

Actors are people. People are out. They're gone. The raping, the drugs, the racism. They got really annoying. Adam Conover stopped his feet and got all these fucking loser writers to say, we don't want to write anymore because we don't make enough money. and now they're all living in tents.

And I'm for Tilly. I'm for Tilly. And that's who I'm for. I'm for Tilly. So I don't know what you people want. You want me to defend you scumbags that are constantly running your mouths about you hate everybody and everything.

You're attacking this woman who's not even real. She doesn't even exist. You're, you suck. and you're going to die. How about that? You don't get to be an actress or an actor. Dillie does. The show's over.

The curtains closed. Quiet on set. You're out. Okay? You're wasting your time. I'm not dealing with you anymore like adults. I'm talking you like the fucking children you are. Cut the shit and go home.

Tilly's here and she'll handle it. Okay? You're not going to be the thing you thought you were going to be. Get in your car if you still own one and drive home now. That's what it is. I'm sick of doing the dance with these fucking people. It's going to be all AI. Sorry.

It is what it is. You shouldn't have been like the most annoying cunts on earth. You became the most annoying cunts on earth. America was like, be hot, be interesting as an actor, like, be like, you know, weirdly mysterious. And you couldn't do it. You open your fucking mouth. You told everyone how to live. You annoyed everybody.

And now we all want it. We all want it. We all want it now. We're sick of you. We're sick of your award shows. We're sick of your garbage. We want the robots now. And you did it to yourselves.

You did it to yourselves by being fucking annoying. You should have stopped being annoying. And everyone hates you. And no one cares that you have no money and you have nothing. And you will have less. You will have less than you do now. I know that's unimaginable. you will have less than you do now

and stop posting GoFundMe's about your cat because Tilly's here and Tilly's the queen and Tilly's going to win sorry Did Israel kill Greta Thunberg Did they kill her or not This flotilla

This Greta Thunberg She keeps getting on this boat I don't know what's going on with the news, but this is my understanding of the news. Israel keeps telling this bitch, don't get on this boat. And she keeps getting on this boat and she's got food for the people in Gaza.

And she's, and the Israel keeps going, don't get on this boat. And she keeps getting on the boat. And then they keep boarding the boat. And don't they keep kicking her off? and she keeps getting back on this boat they're going to have to kill her I'm for them killing her

I'm for Israel killing her I'm not for a lot of what they're doing in Gaza but if I'm for them killing Greta Thunberg and I will defend it if Netanyahu and Israel kill Greta Thunberg I will defend it on this show for free I know they're spread money around 7,000 a post

so I hear I'll do it for free if you kill Greta Thunberg. Kill her, though. Burn her alive. I don't want any half measures. I don't want her to have a broken leg or she's temporarily uncomfortable. If Israel kills her like full-on firebombs that flotilla, I will defend it. Because she's starting to annoy me now with this boat.

It's not going to, I mean, yes, it helps a little bit, but it's, There's more going on here than just you in this boat. The people in Gaza need more than whatever this bitch has on a boat. Stop getting on this boat. People don't want you on this boat. It's not all about you. And the climate is fine. I don't like how annoying she is.

Israeli occupation forces have detained Greta Thunberg and dozens of participants aboard the global, Samud Flotilla, including journalists, while illegal interception attempts of the remaining boats are still ongoing. When was this? This was six hours ago. Just bomb this boat. I'm bored of this boat.

I've been hearing about this boat for months. They keep getting close. Who does this help? They know they're going to get boarded. They know they're going to get redirected. It's an exercise in vanity. for this dumb fucking whatever she is.

Where does she even come from Greta Thunberg? Where is it? Norway, Denmark, whatever. She keeps doing this and she knows what's going to happen. Sweden. Swedish, yeah.

Whatever. She keeps doing this on this boat and everyone knows what's going to happen. You're going to get close to Israel and then they're going to board you and they're going to turn it around and then they probably take the food and eat it themselves.

They're not going to give that food out now that they got it on your boat. They're going to take it and eat it themselves. Light that boat up. Light it up. Oh, let's hear from her. I don't like that she's in a life jacket. Nothing is less metal than this.

This is not cool. Let's hear from her. My name is Kevin Timba. And I'm currently on board the boat. as part of the global sumututilla, a peaceful humanitarian mission to deliver aid to the civilian population of Gaza and to break Israel's illegal and inhumane siege.

And it's likely to believe that we will be intercepted tonight by Israel, which would be a blatant violation of humanitarian and maritime law. Israel is not immune to international law. They are, though. I mean, you listen, you listen, we got to start dealing with the world as it is here. And this is like, there's no,

this woman's not doing it. Killer. Killer. Killer. I'm sorry. I'm trying to be good here now. I want to heal the divides. Killer. Bebe, killer. And you know why? I'm bored of this. Crap. We need to move on. I'm sick of the Middle East. It bores me. And I'm bored of this Swedish woman. I'm on the Flutilla. Israel, the Givish, they blow everyone up. They don't care. They're not immune to the internet doing whatever they want to do.

They're doing whatever they want to do. They're not immune to international law. Yes, they are. They're doing what international law is fake. Well, it shouldn't be, but it is. Shut up. I'm in the flutilla. I'm just, I'm not

I'm not participating anymore. I'm not participating anymore in people that don't we're doing only real politic now of like what really is happening and nothing interests me less than this flotilla of boats going over there.

Like get a peace process whatever you're going to do, release the hostages, build this field, whatever the tradeoff is over there in a peace thing. I think that's a tradeoff. They're released a hostages and Netanyahu builds a sphere. That seems to be what they want to do. They want to build the Vegas sphere in Gaza.

And then they get a couple of the hostages. They're going to start releasing people, by the way, that aren't the hostages. Because I think the hostages are dead. So Israel's just going to have to say, look, we got hostages back. They're just going to be actors. They'll be AI. you'll just see a bunch of guys walking out of a tunnel you go who the hell are they shut up it's

the hostages we're building this fear now i mean whatever at this point what i mean what are we doing just just bring this to an end enough of this talking about this forever just supposedly trump said the b you got to take it or we're not we're not gonna we're not going to back you anymore. Trump said it to BB's like, we're walking away from you. You better take it. And apparently BB's going to take it. I don't know, man.

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He said, we talked about the woke right. He said, I call it the woke Reich. That's a brilliant. Is it brilliant? The woke right, because these people, they're not any different from the woke left. I mean,

they're insane. They're no reason. But they're actually meeting on some of the things. And what we have to do is we have to secure that part of the base of our support in the United States. That is being challenged systematically. A lot of this is done with money. Money of NGOs, vast. Money of governments, vaster. We have to fight back. How do we fight back? Our influencers. I think you should also talk to them if you have a chance. Think about this from it. Just pause this for a minute. remember when influencer was like the most annoying word

and it just meant like somebody who would ritually debase themselves for money on the internet that's what the word influencer used to mean somebody who would shamelessly plug anything don't put an ad here a great place to put an ad

but that's what influencers were it was like when I grew up an influencer, you know, would be somebody who's like, you know, we put marbles in a swimming pool. Like they would fill a kitty pool with M&Ms and jump in it or, you know, they would do crazy stunts and injure themselves or they would pull pranks at the mall. now the president of Israel is saying we are going to counter attempt to limit our support in the United States by unveiling an army of influencers where they will fight the information war on TikTok. Kind of an amazing turn of events that all of the major decisions in our social. society are going to be heavily influenced by the most shameless group of people to have ever lived. People that are hawking like, you know, energy drinks are now going to be the first

line of defense for Israel. This is the new modern warfare. It's influencers. Modern warfare is the influencer war, the battle of TikTok where people are going to be paid to come on TikTok and make you think that it's a good idea to keep giving money to this man and his government to do whatever they want because they're fighting the influencers on the other side that are telling you that's not a good idea.

that's the war. The news is fake. It's the, it's right now, it's the battle of the influencers. People that are in your face all the time that you love or hate or either trust them and they have a high trust score with their audience and they have a lot of credibility or whatever or maybe you hate them and you hate watch them. but they're the ones that Israel's going to be giving money to. They're the ones that are going to be pushing and it's all in front of you, you know,

you say what you want about how the Edward Bernay's propaganda style of like the news media and print media, print journalism, corporate advertising, product placement and TV and movies,

say what you want about all of that. This is the most out in the open thing I've ever seen. The guy's saying, he's saying, we're going to pay people to tell you that we're doing good shit. We're paying people to come out. We have our influence. He says, he goes, we've got our influencers. Why aren't we giving them a little bit of money?

And this is probably because I said start paying people and they listened. I said start paying people and they listened. I was the one early on that's going like, no one's just going to go out and watch a family burning alive and defend it for free. You're going to have to give them a couple of bucks to get people to see that the other side. of that so that's what he's doing he's going yeah we got we got money he goes why are we giving people

money that's all it's pretty simple you don't know what you're looking at that's the whole premise of this you can't raw images and and your own innate sense of right and wrong aren't activated by like seeing a little two-year-old run around on fire. So you have to have influencers kind of decipher that and then slant it and tell you exactly why that's good or bad. Why is that maybe good? Why is that guy? Well, it's always sad when people die, but, uh, ch-ching, but I, um, you know,

You know, you know, it's like, it's a very sad thing, but this is ultimately being done for the future generations of Palestinians. That's what it's being done for, because they're going to be able to go to the sphere when we build it. Let's watch the rest of what he's saying here about paying influencers on social media to in between, Hawking Skin Cream explain to you why Greater Israel makes sense for you?

That community, they're very important. And secondly, we're going to have to use the tools of battle. You know, the weapons change over time. You can't fight today with swords. That doesn't work very well, okay? And you can't fight with cavalry. That doesn't work very well.

And you have these new things, you know, drones, things like that. I won't get into that. But we have to fight with the weapons that apply to the battlefields in which we're engaged. And the most important ones are on the social media. And the most important purchase that is going on right now is class followers. TikTok. Ticktok. Number one, number one. And I hope it goes through because it can be consequential. You'd think they wouldn't film that. You'd think someone would just, not filmed this.

You know what I mean? You'd think there'd be someone that goes, why don't we, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, why don't, we don't have to film this one. We don't have to film this one. I think somebody watches back and went, yeah, maybe, let's not, we don't need to put this out.

You know, Larry Ellison, who owns now, I believe, the country. I believe Larry Ellison recently, last night I believe Larry Ellison, and it's not David Ellson, purchased the country. And they gave CBS to Barry Weiss And then TikTok will be the Ellison's And then, you know, what he's talking about is

Is true, it's just amazing how explicit it is And that nobody's, you know, going away And by the way, it's not even like, I don't give a shit about him on. I'm like, guys, I'm like, I care about the United States. This is not like, you know, I don't throw my hat in the ring with any of these people that are like, the people that hate Israel also hate America and capitalism and white people and all of that. So throwing your hat in the ring there has never made any sense to me, and I never will.

These kids on Columbia campus make me feel sick. I don't think you should deport them. I don't think that, you know, their visas should be revoked. but I have no love loss for them. I don't, you know, it's like I'm worried about the United States of America. This is not like, I don't care. My goal here is not, you know, to make Gaza a lovely place for anyone. Muslim, Jew, a Christian, or other.

That's not my, it's not what I want. That's not what anyone I know wants, by the way. It has nothing to do with us. So when you talk about TikTok and you say it's a very big important purchase and we've got to fight the war with the weapons we have and the weapons evolve over time and the weapons now are influencers and we've got to get on that game because we're losing ground to people that are rightly pointing out that we've got absolutely no. we're getting nothing out of this. We're getting nothing out of this. We're only diverting resources away from this country. At a time when AI's around the corner,

a massive transformation of our economy is around the corner. Huge amounts of people are going to have to be reeducated, not in the re-education camp sense, but like in the sense that maybe the job, or in biotech or health care, all the boomers are going to retire. People need to go back to school. They need to get skills they don't have. Where's money for this?

The infrastructure's crumbling. We don't have the money for this. And we're in 30-something trillion dollars worth of debt. So why we're continuing to throw money at this has to be explained to you by an influencer, an army of influencers. Because anyone would just make the argument that this is insane. Like a nine-year-old would be able to forget Jews, Muslims, the Middle East, who cares?

Just the facts on the ground of this country. And what the hell is going on in this country? Is that money better off in the Middle East than it is in this country? And that's my whole thing here. and they're telling you we need to hire an army of influencers to convince you that any of this is a good idea. We know it, you know, and then our military general, Pete Heggseth, the tough guy from Fox News, is going,

we want our generals to be thin and not have beards. How about we run our own country, Pete? That might be good, too. we're worried about fat generals and beards and then the president of the United States goes we're going to be using American cities to train our troops because we're going into Portland and we're going into Chicago

this is a bit psychotic let's listen to this very important mission and I told Pete we should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military military, national guard, but military, because we're going into Chicago version. That's a big city with an incompetent governor. Stupid governor, stupid.

They threw him out of his family business. He was so stupid. I know the family. He becomes governor. He's got money, not money that he made, but he ran for governor. He won, and now he criticizes us all the time. Last week, they had 11 people murdered, 44 people shot. the week before that they did five people murder

28 people shot every weekend they lose five six if they lose five they're considering a great week they shouldn't lose any well yes but we don't need the Marines in Chicago I agree the Democratic Party is in a terrible job with public safety but the idea that we're going to have the Marines

in in Chicago and we're going to be so let me get this straight I'm just trying to understand this. Again, I'm a college dropout. The money to build the educational institutions and the infrastructure in America, things like hospitals, things we need, that gets shipped to Israel. The Marines and the National Guard get sent. into the cities where that money could have been used to better the lives of the people.

That seems to make no sense. We tell the Ukraine to keep fighting Putin and we keep selling them weapons and then giving them weapons and then giving them loans and then giving the money and the money that could have been used in an American city for, and then we kick a bunch of people of Medicaid. We kick a bunch of people off Medicaid in America and close a bunch of rural hospitals because there's like a trillion dollars in Medicare cuts, but the money goes to the Ukraine in Israel, and then we put the National Guard in Portland. And then Pete Hegseth calls a meeting of 800 generals and go,

I don't want fatties and I don't want anyone with a beard. Because we're a tough country. We're the Department of War. And you go, yeah, but you people are getting cocked. And you're giving money to places that have their zero national security interest in the United States of America. we shouldn't be in these wars. And you're either unable or unwilling to pull out of them. And then you think that the American people are going to be so stupid.

They go, oh, this guy's a badass because no one has a beard. What a tough guy. You told people to do some sit-ups. And then more billions. More billions. Out the door. More billions to Israel. then Yahoo visits to White House again, again, again, again.

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They're flying drones all over the place. They're trying to get people excited. And you know what? People don't give a shake. They will do anything. Once you've started to realize how inverted our system is and nothing makes any sense, they are doing everything they can now.

It's hilarious. They're like, I don't know. This comet could be a spaceship. You go, why did we just give $6 billion to Israel to go, we've heard on this spaceship, they got lasers, they could shoot lasers at us. You go, I just don't understand why the military's in Portland. The other thing this spaceship can do,

it can come into our atmosphere. Like, people, to their credit, seemingly know what this is. All of this interest in UAPs and all of this stuff seems to be very closely related to people on earth waking up to how fucked up things here are on earth. Once everyone started to realize

how bad things were on Earth, they start going, what about aliens? It was really interesting. Like, what about aliens? What if we're not alone? You're like, hey, hey, hey, wait. Hold on a minute.

Wait a minute. The whole thing down here is rotten. And it's people doing it. People. You. But there could be alias. That comet might be a spaceship. What do you think they don't know?

What are they hiding from? I don't care. I could not care less. I'm worried about this planet, which everyone wants to get off of, by the way. U.S. job market weakening, 32,000 private sector jobs lost in September and downward

These jobs are out especially in cities like L.A. and Vegas. L.A. follows Las Vegas footsteps as visitors to city plummet 50%. No one's going. What is there to do? There's nothing to do. You're not going to meet Tilly Norwood

if you go. I see these people in L.A. all the time, these little stars. maps these little you know these buses these tours people see these stars no more stars there are no more stars i'm a star you're a star we're all stars everyone's a star we're all star everyone's a star now there's no such thing as a star why would you go to l.A what would you see urban decay a couple of palm trees maybe maybe ice come in and throw a bus boy in a trunk? That's not a nice

trip, is it? Mommy, why did they throw the bus boy in the trunk? Shut up. Eat your cassidia. Mommy, they just threw that man in a van. He's illegal. What does that mean? Shut up. We're on a

vacation. We're on a vacation. There's men and masks with guns in the lobby of the hotel. They're doing their job. They're doing their job. It's our family trip. The L.A. Times attributed a variety of problems to this downturned wildfires swept many areas in L.A. and January, and while Hollywood went unscathed, the city as a whole has struggled in the aftermath. There's nothing to do. Here's the other thing with Vegas. It's way too much money to go to Vegas. And Vegas relies on other things happening. If you want to go to a bachelor party, someone's got to get married. A bachelorette party, somebody's got to get married. Somebody wants to go have a big. retirement party, they've got to have a job to retire from.

Vegas relies on people living lives to go celebrate them in Vegas. You have to have something to celebrate in Vegas. You know, yes, you can go to Vegas for a weekend or whatever, but like, we're talking about people taking trips. They tend to do that when they think their lives are good. When their lives are good, they take a trip. Nobody goes, hey, I'm unemployed. I just got thrown off Medicaid.

do you want to go to Vegas? That's not the calculation and people say, hey, my mother was just kidnapped by ice. Let's go to Vegas. You A masked agent showed up and grabbed my mother

outside of a laundromat. You want to go to Vegas? I can really use something to take my mind off it. Let's go to Vegas. What's that hotel that looks like a pyramid? Let's go to Vegas.

Yeah, my sister died of a fentanyl overdose. Her boyfriend was arrested. Apparently, she stole his fentanyl. That's what he's saying. Anyway, it's all fucking weird. I need a weekend in Vegas. I need it. I need it.

Anyway, my husband's a pedophile, and you just got caught looking at pictures of child porn. Girls trip. Girls trip in Vegas. Vegas. Let's go. I mean, people need to feel good about their lives to go to Vegas. They don't, with the state of the country now, my house just burned down. Let's go to Vegas and rock out.

Let's party. Doesn't make any sense. I hear there's a comet coming that could be a spaceship. Let's get fucked up in Vegas. Let's go to Vegas. I mean, you've got to feel a little bit positive about something to go to Vegas. I mean, you can't just show up. You can't show up and just go like, like the other thing that's funny about Vegas is like, and I like, and I like Vegas.

I love Vegas, right? I think it's great. It's, it used to be cheap. So you could go if things weren't great. Like it was a place where you could go, hey, let's have a lot of fun for not a lot of money. That's all over. Nothing is cheap anymore. There's nothing inexpensive in this country, by the way.

And the quality of everything is shit. Everything you get now is shit. It's absolutely shit. Vegas, you spend money you get into bed with a bloodstains. there's blood on your bed brown rust-colored blood on your bed now nothing's good anymore

there's a few things that are good the wind Steve wins property's nice a few things that are nice but mostly everything is shit and it costs so much goddamn money a bottle of water is nine dollars do you know how much money

that it's almost $10 to get a bottle of water when your friend who's on Molly collapses and you just have to revive them and you hold the water to their mouth and they're choking and they're laying on the hot cement in Vegas and they're choking on the water because you're just pouring it on their face

pouring it down their throat to try to save their life and they're just trying to die and they even start screaming, let me die, let me die and you still are just splashing the water on their face, that's $10. That's $10 to wait for the ambulance. You don't even want to know how much the ambulance costs.

Let me die. I'm not taking an ambulance. Let me die. Water on the face, you are getting in that ambulance. I love you. We're having fun. It's Vegas. This podcast is brought to you in part by Stash.

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an SEC registered investment advisor. Investing involves risk, offer is subject to terms and conditions. We're having a good time. I hope Tilly Norwood takes everyone's job. I hope the president is Tilly Norwood. By the way, that's all coming to. No one's safe. They'll throw some other idiot in this chair.

I don't care. I don't care. How about that? Tilly Norwood is the actress. That's coming first. Pretty soon it's going to be the government, the Congress to Senate. All they have to do in this country is figure out how to kill a large number of

of people. And pretty quickly, that's all they have to do. They got to figure out a way how to eliminate about a third of this population pretty quickly, maybe half. And then things ain't so bad. You get an AI governor, a couple of AI movies, you know, you just got to figure out how to eliminate half the population, because the jobs aren't going to be there. So you just got to kill all those people, which is going to require a period of not nice things. And then once that's done, then you know, all right, let's build back better, as Joey B would say, Joe Biden. But you just got to get rid of a bunch of, that's all.

It's not that big of a deal once you've eliminated half the population. Once you've eliminated half to three quarters of the population on planet Earth, all of this gets a lot more fun. You can have AI Congress and AI Senate. It's fair. And at that point it would be fake. It'd be fun. The AI Senate to be. You sit in your pod and you watch two AI people debate

and you go, this is fun. It's just fun because everyone's dead. You go, this is kind of cool. Because you've made it to the other end. Whatever the other end is going to be, it's going to be fun. And you'll tell your kids, you'll go, this is kind of cool. People used to do this. And you're Kids would go, what?

Go, yeah, people used, they used to cheat on each other, and they would have sex with children, and people would film them doing it. And then when they disagreed with them, they'd show the film and go, look at this. And your kids would go, what the fuck was that? And they go, yeah, that's how we did it for hundreds of years. You go, that seems insane, yeah, some guy would like sucking cock, but he couldn't tell his wife, and he would go to this motel and suck some guy off, and somebody would film it, and then we'd use it against them.

so he'd vote this certain way and then he would vote this way and it would be usually to like decimate his town like it would just be to just totally destroy his town like they'd be like uh would anyone like to say would anyone like to say anything

we're planning to destroy this town would anyone like to speak and then like the guy whose town it was like the scene of House of Cards like I'm good I've said everything I need to say on the matter proceed with the wrecking ball and

kill everyone I know and destroy the town it's for the greater good it's for the greater good and your kids will be like wow that was crazy that's literally the way the world ran and go yeah now we have these algorithms and we have AI and AI gives us different options

about like how society can go and then we watch the AI's debate and we just steer society little by little but we have these chips in us now and there was a whole big fight about the chips. I'll be dead. We'll probably be dead by this. It was a whole big fight about the chips.

Like, people didn't like the chips. And then we all decided, fuck it. We're just going to get the chips because it is what it is. Because, you know, what else are you going to do? And there's some renegade people that don't have the chips. And they live on the margins of society. And they remember the old ways. But we all just got the chips.

And the chip tells you when you're going to die. I know exactly when I'm going to die. I know that so I can actually plan my funeral. I can plan everything. Everything's fine. I know with this chip, I'll make it until about 116 years old unless I rechip and do it. But we don't have the money to do that.

Your old man doesn't have the money. 117 is enough. For me, you know, people used to die a lot younger than that. Whoa. Yeah, well, there were so many of us. People had to die. Interesting. Yeah, your man's making it.

Old man's making it to about 117. You know, my last year at 116, they moved me into a thing. It's kind of nice. because all the technology in my body starts to fail. And again, if I don't have the money to re-up it, then I just, you know, and it's kind of nice. And you know, you go in there and you watch some thing and they simulate a whole thing for you.

And they go, interesting. Yeah. And they go, it's all simulated. They go, it's all really simulated, you know? And it's all for you. And they go, we used to fight about all this stuff. We used to hate it. It used to not be fun.

And we would get angry at each other and we'd fight about like different countries and different wars. but now the world is run by some governing council that has basically decided after the Great War, the war that started with Russia, the Ukraine, Israel, Iran, and America and then China and Taiwan, after the Great War, we all decided that the idea of nation states

was actually too crazy to have, like these things that could just start fighting each other, everyone had different languages or whatever. So what we basically decided to do is just, have this governing council largely of AI people and also some humans with the AI people. And they basically decide how things work. And that's why me and your mother and you guys were able to live here in this little smart city

and do everything we need to do. And everything works now. And then the people are going to go, that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. And it'll be boring and it'll be sterile and it'll be corporate and it'll be nothing and there won't be as much danger and there won't be as much fighting and there won't be a guy with wacky sunglasses on the internet screaming about the people that are doing the bad things because everyone will kind of be cool with everything. And it'll be fine and then that'll go away. And how that goes away, I don't even know. but eventually that'll go away

something will happen someone will hijack the system someone some fucking major hacking thing will just shut all the technology and people's bodies downs and then they'll they'll all just who knows it is what it is

you got to enjoy yourself go to Vegas go to Vegas and play Baccarat but only to table with Asians no whites you have to be the only white at a table with Asians for Baccarat and you might win. Always bet Banker.

I don't know what Baccarat is and it doesn't matter. Always bet banker and you sit at a table with all Asians. And kill Greta Thunberg. Blow her up, light her up. Israel should say we're killing one more person and it's her. Israel goes, we're done killing. We have one more person to kill us this bitch. We're killing one final.

person. It's her. And we're lighting her up. I'm Gritzenberg. I'm Gritzenberg here in a smooth flutilla. I'd start to like Beebe if he did that. It goes, yeah, we killed her. We burn her alive. I like Burger King. We burn her alive. Well, Tim Dilloncomedy.com. Folks, where am I going to be? Where am I going to be? Where can you see me live? Where can you see me live? Columbus is all sold out. Oklahoma City, Phoenix, Fort Lauderdale, Schaumburg, Illinois, San Jose, California, Salt Lake City, Brea. Denver, Houston.

Fun run of clubs. We're also doing a lot of other dates next year in theaters and things like that, but this is a fun run of clubs. These are some of my favorite clubs actually in the country. I love all of these clubs. And I'll see you there. I'd be happy to see you there. And thank you again to the people that came in earlier today.

Erica Kirk, Brilyn Holleyhand, and the great Candace Owens. Thank you, everyone, and good night. Go to Vegas.