The Tim Dillon Show - 505 - Andrew Tate, A Socialist Makeover, & The Demise Of Red Robin

Episode Date: July 25, 2026

Tim discusses Andrew Tate and his brother facing new charges of sexual misconduct, Lindsey Graham’s sister taking her brothers seat in the US Senate, the Democratic Socialist Party needing to clean up their image, Red Robin restaurants shutting down, and a model scout for Jeffrey Epstein being found in his home under questionable circumstances. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: Hims EDGet simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED at https://hims.com/TIM Meriwether FarmsGo To https://meriwetherfarms.com And Use Code “TIM” For 20% OFF Your First OrderQuince Go To https://quince.com/TIM For FREE Shipping On Your Order & 365 Day Returns! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. It is the summer in America. We are in the heat of it, the dog days of summer. I hope it's everything you would imagine. I hope you are making your dreams come true. When you're on the East Coast, there's so much pressure for the summer because you only get one summer. I mean, that's like some slogan that I grew up with.

Or maybe I heard recently. You only get one summer. I forget who was advertising that. I don't know. But probably some rehab or something, you know? I don't know what was advertising that. Narcan or something. You only get one summer, Narcan.

But whatever it is, they're right. There's really only, it's July, August, and then a little bit of September, but a lot of the country goes back to school in August and their summer is over. and they consider the start of fall August because they have snowstorms in October whereas New York and New England has a longer fall

and you know usually we go back first week of September and then and then we get colder weather usually towards Christmas and then after. That was it. That was the episode. I just want to kind of go over that and break it down for everybody and make sure that

these Tate brothers can't catch a break these guys, huh? You know, I met them in Romania. I interviewed them on the Patreon, and this was years ago. And they were lovely, and they took me to a steakhouse. I was in Romania to do a gig, to do a gig for some Bitcoin guy who had lots of money, who paid me a lot of money to go out there and do comedy in Bucharest, Romania, for a group of people that could barely speak English.

and they liked me and saw me and wanted me to go, and it was a very challenging. I did it in some, like, weird restaurant, event, venue, and I did about 25 minutes, and it was barely understood. And I think one of the guys stood up and was like, draw, dog, God, and draw, again! So I think he saw me on Joe's show.

And I was there, and I hit up the tates, and I said, you know, you have any recs, any recommendations, and they go, we know exactly who you are, we'll pick you up from the airport. And they did. And they came in their Rolls Royces. And they truly were, now I know they're accused of rape and human trafficking, whatever. But let me just say my piece first.

And then I'll get to that. I'll get to that. They were truly lovely. We had a lovely meal. We went to their home. We did a podcast. They were lovely people. Do I, can I like, am I like saying they're pure of spirit?

I don't know. I'm just saying my personal experience with them, they're accused of choking women sometimes until they passed out, then raping them. Again, not good. That's from the New York Times. My producer highlighting that. I understand that.

I'm getting to that, and I appreciate you highlighting that. As I talk about how lovely our dinner was, thank you very much for doing that. We are against that here at the Tim Dillon Show, choking women, until they pass out and then raping them. Obviously wrong. We get it.

We know it. Not for it. I have never been for it. Have never been for it. I witnessed none of that in Romania. One of their girlfriends was there. I think her name was Baby G or something. And she was a little quiet.

Some of the women with them were quiet. That's what I will say. Some of the women there were quiet. They were not offering loud opinions. A little nice. But it was very, you know, I don't know. they didn't seem like victims to me could was there an arrangement were they working a little bit hey sure but by the way life is an arrangement truly sorry I'm not and I'm not trying to

to uh you know discourage the real true romantics out there because I feel like that's a beautiful thing loves an amazing beautiful thing it's a celestial thing it comes from the you know it's lovely and I hope you're fine to get this stuff You only get one summer. But there are love is a little bit of a commodity in certain places. And I felt like maybe it was a commodified love, which is very, I've lived in Beverly Hills. I live in New York.

I'm well aware of that. I've had my friend's mothers tell me, I married this person for very practical reasons. I had my friend's mother told me that on the back porch of her want to a home. She said, I married her husband's name. for very practical reasons. I was never over the moon in love with him, but I knew he'd be a good father and he'd make a good living, and these are okay things.

So what I'm saying here is that we are against choking women until they pass out and then R.R, R, we can't keep doing that with that word because we'll be out of this algorithm. So we're against all of that, and if that happened, that is unequivocally unacceptable, and I have no reason to believe it didn't happen. I didn't see it with my own eyes. I don't know what's going on. They've taken a lot of controversial stances and made a lot of people unhappy and they've made a lot of enemies.

But also they live a weird life and they live together in one house in Romania and God only knows what's going on. And they are very open about the idea that they kind of like a harem. They're like a bunch of different women there. And, you know, women are kind of in their mind, women are more property than they are people. So they have been arrested. but again, so let me just go back to my experience with them, which was very, very, um, cordial and nice. And I thought they were respectful and had, and dignified.

And I don't, I don't like hearing about the choking and the you know whating. That's not for me. So let's watch a little bit of that. They're facing new UK charges, and they got them on a bunch of charges. They got them on all kinds of things. Let's take a look here. Tonight, Andrew and Tristan Tate are behind bars in Miami, waiting for their possible extradition to the UK.

Who's that guy with that hat? A fedora. That's his brother. Wait, hold on. Oh, yeah? Go back. Oh, okay. Tristan, anything to say?

U.S. Marshals arresting the controversial social media influencers in Florida this weekend, as prosecutors in the United Kingdom announced a slew. By the way, let's stop this for a minute. And again, I'm not defending them at all. These seemingly are the only human traffickers we want to arrest. Like, these are the only people in our society trafficking that we seem to care about, by the way. There's nobody in Washington, not a member of the political class, none of our billionaires who've all been, like, a lot of them have been credibly accused. I'm not defending the Tate's at all.

I am saying, though, they do seem like the only people involved in this particular crime that we have a huge interest in apprehending. And they keep getting arrested and then they keep letting them out and it's like what's going on. Tate said I'm in solitary

and I'm next to a cannibal in there. He goes, my cellmate or the guy in solitary next to him, not cellmate. But his neighbor is a guy who's screaming. screaming all night and who's a cannibal. But again, which, by the way, if you are doing that, the choking and the pet, you know, if you're doing all of that, then that's what you get. And I have no sympathy for that.

But let's watch a little bit more of this news story here on NBC. In Florida this weekend, as prosecutors in the United Kingdom announced a slew of new charges, including for rape. Their first reaction to the allegations is the first reaction that any innocent man or woman would have. Is that? It's garbage. The brother's attorney speaking today outside Miami Federal Court. Is that the first reaction an innocent person would have?

It's garbage. Sounds a little guilty. Is that their principal defense? Is that it's garbage? He goes, play that again. He goes, the first reaction any innocent person would have is that it's garbage? Go on. The reaction to the allegations is the first reaction that any innocent man or woman would have.

It's garbage. When did lawyers start talking like my uncle Tommy? Like what? Lawyers on this show, like playing just different things, like the degeneration of people's ability to communicate is unbelievable. Yeah, they had the same reaction anyone would have that's innocent is garbage. All thing's garbage. You're like, um, what?

You're my lawyer. Lawyers are supposed to articulate something in a way that you can't. Lawyers aren't supposed to sound like you. Lawyers are supposed to sound like professional, and they're supposed to use legal terminology. They're not supposed to be like, this, the whole thing's garbage. They didn't choke nobody. It's garbage. Bernie, speaking today outside Miami federal court, where the brothers appeared before a judge in beige and brown prison clothes shackled at the wrists and ankles as the extradition process begins.

We are, of course, objecting to extradition because Andrew and Tristan are innocent. They've never done nothing wrong. They shouldn't be extradited for crimes. Who is this lawyer? They never done nothing. They never done nothing wrong. Who is this? This lawyer looks like someone who is taking courses on Andrew Tate's site four months ago.

They never done nothing wrong. These two. I mean, this is unbelievable. All right, get him out of here. The Tate brothers, friends of the show. We want justice for the women or whatever. I mean, and I don't mean to minimize it when I say or whatever. I just don't really know what's going on over there.

I mean, because this has been a saga for years with them. They keep arresting them. They keep going. They're running this trafficking ring. And then they keep popping up again in Miami in a nightclub. So I don't know what's going on. So are they running a trafficking ring? And are they like worldwide international traffickers?

and rapists or whatever. I don't know what's happening. If that's the case, lock them up, throw away the key. Like, by all means. But they were lovely to me at a steakhouse in Romania. They picked up the bill.

Lindsay Graham's sister, Darlene, announces, she will run for her brother's Senate seat. And this is a story that warmed my heart. You know, I cover the news here, and I have for a long time. and a lot of stories make me sad because I, you know, am an empath. I am.

I'm an empath and I feel. And that's a difference between me and others. I feel, sorry for the slurp of coffee, I know that's disgusting, but I feel deeply and I care deeply and I'm moved. And that is why the news sometimes pains me. I get, I curl up into a. fetal ball and I say no no stop it because so much of it is negative and bad genocide war you know the

energy costs are going up or whatever and this story is nice because here you have a a man lindsay graham who is no longer with us and he was a senator from the great state of south Carolina. And he served the people of South Carolina proudly and with honor. And, you know, whatever that meant, whatever that meant, he was bound by the honor code. And I'm serious about this. Whatever he did, he didn't talk about it. That is the DC honor code. Now, you might, you might aspire to a higher honor code in your life. Fine. You're allowed to do this. You're allowed to do that. Maybe you should. You know, maybe it's the code of the samurai with you or something. Great. Hey, congrats. No one cares what standard you hold yourself to. I hope it's a standard that you can

try to live up to and one that helps you in your life. Lindsay Graham was bound by the Honor Code of D.C., which is that whatever you did in a hotel room, with a dirty boy, a dirty boy, was not discussed. It was not discussed at the brunch. It was not discussed. It happened. It was there dirty, shameful, hot, anonymous hotel room shenanigans. And you didn't discuss it.

you just went about your day. That was the honor code that Lindsay Graham lived his life by. And again, you might be going, that doesn't sound honorable at all. Well, good for you in your car commuting to work listening to this. Fine. By the way, you're allowed to have that belief. And you might be correct. But like many of the points in your head where you go, I'm actually right,

it means nothing that you're right. It doesn't mean anything. that you're right. He lived by a code. Is it the code most people would consider honorable? No. But in his tribe, in Washington, D.C., the people that he was around,

the things they got into, this was their code. You kept your mouth shut. And he's no longer with us. For reasons we don't know, we can't know. These are the big questions, the ones we can't even ask. But somewhere along the line, Lindsay Graham, who wanted, he wanted, and I said, because all he wanted to see was Gaza nuked before he died.

All he wanted to see was Gaza nuked before he died. I just want to see it go away. All he wanted to see is gaza nuked. And he never got to see it. He got close, but he never got to see it. never met a war he didn't love, and he's gone. So now I want you to play his sister again because in honor of his, because again, when someone lives a life of honor,

as Lindsey Graham has done, in his own way, we just said that, his sister has to honor him. His sister has to honor him by carrying on the legacy of Lindsey Graham, the legacy on your knees in the Capitol Hilton, on your knees choking down the sweaty cock in this, and I've done this, it's actually not a terrible thing to do. In a hotel room and you're sucking cock in the,

in the August heat in Washington, D.C., Lindsey Graham doing this and then walking into the Congress and then voting to kill people. And his sister goes, that's a life of purpose. It is. He had a purpose-driven life. That's the thing nobody wants to talk about. Lindsay Graham was a purpose-driven life.

He knew exactly what you did. Everyone thinks a purpose-driven life is like good. By the way, that's not true. Some of the best people I know have no idea why they're here and don't want to know. And they're lovely people and they have no... You know who's got a real person. You know who's got a real purpose? Bid Laden, Putin,

Kim Jong-Ot, whatever. Stephen Miller. Purpose is not always ideal. Some people that are deeply committed to things can be committed to the wrong things and make life worse for themselves and others. But Lindsey Graham, for all his foibles, for all the times in life, he fell short of what an ideal.

But that is an ideal man in America. To be a closeted gay senator from South Carolina and then vote to kill people is, is our idea of masculinity in this country. It kind of is. Lying, cheating, and being a coward. And that's what our country is, just kind of liars, cheaters and cowards. So that's what we've evolved into. But fun and a little bit of talent.

So Lindsay Graham And we never know how to be normal people, by the way. We can't just be normal dudes in America. We have to either, we have to LARP as like Viking Nazi warriors on the internet who long for the ancient world, but would be there five minutes before getting killed by someone because we've spent our entire lives on a keyboard. We can't do that.

We don't know how to do that. We don't know how to be like a normal guy who's like, I have a family, I love them, I protect them, I provide for them. I'm in a community. I'm reasonably compassionate. I'm not an idiot. I work hard.

All of that, we don't know how to do. We have to larp as the Odyssey. It ruined my life. It's that. Or it's on your knees in a hotel room in Washington, D.C., choking down a cock in the August heat, and then walking into the Senate and going, let's kill all the people. that Israel wants to kill. And, you know, Lindsay Graham lived that life.

And now here is his sister. Beautiful woman, Darlene Graham, I see his face in her. And that's why I get emotional. You know me. I'm an empath. I'm an emotional person. Many people out here on this internet are not. And I feel for them.

When you feel the way I feel. I'm moved by a wind will rush my face and bring a tear to me. Just a summer wind. Summer wind. This is Senator Darlene Graham. Try to listen to this interview without crying. And if you can, you're sick. You're a sociopath.

Try to listen to this interview. This is a sister of a brother. It's a sister of a brother. It's a sister of a brother. Lindsay, what are you getting up to in that hotel? Are you being bad? Lindsay, are you being a bad boy in that hotel? Now, Darlene, mind your business.

We were having meetings all night. Men's work. Men's business, darling. Mama, mama would cry, Lindsay. If she saw what you were doing in that hotel, Mama's crying in heaven, Lindsay. You leave me. Mama out of this, Darlene.

I'm making deals to make our country safe. Mama would cry if she saw you in that hotel, Lindsay, wearing a dress. Mama saw you in that hotel wearing a dress and God saw you. He sees everything. Now, Darlane, you shut your mouth. So this is, and by the way, that's a word for word conversation. if you found NSA transcripts, that would be a word for word discussion

of Lindsay and Darlene Graham. Both friends of the show, new friend of the show, Darlene, listen to this interview. And I want you to listen to it with an open heart, because we welcome this woman with an open heart here. Our country has fallen and it needs to get up.

And Darlene Graham, hopefully, oh, Senator, she is a senator, right? She just becomes a senator. Great. Take a listen to this interview. There's a warmth to her voice. It fills you with warmth. Darlene.

Continue to say, I've been praying a lot, talking to my family, but with the love of my family, with the support of his staff, I know I'm a hard worker. I learned that from Lindsay. He cared about the people of this state. I've worked for almost 30 years for the people of this state.

I want to talk about that in a minute. I feel like I can do it. I feel an inner peace about it. Yes. Will it be difficult? Yes. Absolutely. So you're inclined to getting or have you even made a final decision?

I'll do it. I've made a decision. I've made a decision. You're in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.

I'll kill them all. I'll kill every decision. less one of them brown babies. If I see a brown baby in the scope of my gun, I'll kill that brown baby, Sean. I'll kill him in Jesus' name for you. I killed him brown babies for you and for everybody and for Lindsay. You know, Lindsay's up there in heaven sucking cock. That's what Lindsay's doing, and he came to me in a dream. He was in a dominatrix thou fettin. He was in a dominatrix thou fitting. he was in hell for a little while, but they kicked him out because they didn't trust him in hell. They say, are you working for Israel?

The devil kicked him out of hell. Can you imagine that? So he went up to heaven, and he's in a special place in heaven where they're not letting him with everybody else because of his deeds. And he appeared to me, and he said, now, darling, you go walking to that Santa and you kill those babies. Let's keep watching her. she just there's something about her i just feel good i can't explain it i'm an empath arline can't see it any other way i just can't i've thought and i prayed and i just he's worked so hard for so long i just i can't just let that die i've got to step in and carry on his legacy

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a leader financially and morally, which is not what we want. And this will be the final war of the American superpower, most likely, if we continue on the path that we are. And the people that are pushing to Sean Hannity at Fox being one of them and others are pushing this as the final battle for the Middle East, for the supremacy. of Israel for the supremacy of a certain Christian fascist ideology that wants to subjugate large parts of the Middle East for strategic military and economic reasons. Some of those reasons are religious or whatever, and it is this fusion of fundamentalist Christians in America, some of them. And radical Zionists, people in the Lekud Party, people in the Lekud Party, people

like Smote Rich and Ben-Givier, people that are controversial even in Israel, people like Netanyahu that they're starting to get fed up with in Israel, people that are at the far right end of the political spectrum there. This is a suicide pact between these two groups of people. A lot of it is financial. Jared Kushner is making lots of money. All of these guys are making a lot of money. On the other side of this, you have this online contingent of the right that has absolutely no power other than to get views on YouTube. There are people like Tucker Carlson or Candice Owens or Fuentes

or any of these people that really, really disagree with what the establishment Republicans are doing, and they're very vocal about it. And in my estimation, a lot of, and I don't agree with all of them on everything, obviously, but on many of the central points, like the Iran War

is a colossal, massive mistake, and our support for Israel is a massive liability across many different criteria, they are correct. They have been proven right. But they don't have any institutional power in Washington, D.C.

They have very little institutional power in the universities. They are a movement that exists primarily on the internet with a lot of charismatic personalities. And they have backing, a lot of backing specifically with younger people across America that are more right inclined

and some of them to the left on the other side of this is the DSA and the DSA is eating the mainstream of the Democratic Party the leader of that Mamdani elected New York City which New York City doing pretty well it has not turned into a hellstorm

of chaos here by the way it's like fine now could it sure could anything happen yeah but Mamdani is a charismatic Trump-esque figure who's like Manet, yeah, who's a war criminal,

I'm going to arrest him, he's not going to arrest him, but it is what it is. It's a little bit of a show. That's where Ken Griffin lives. He's a billionaire. We're going to go get him. It's a little bit of a show.

A little bit of the Trump-esque quality. You have AOC, who was, you know, people in the DSA have been lukewarm on her recently because they don't feel like she's been as, you know, she hasn't been as much of a purist.

as they would like. She's been a little lukewarm on criticism of Israel or whatever. Whatever their issues with her are, she's a little too wishy-washy for them and she does not have the charisma of Mamdani. She's okay. She's not bad.

She's fine. She's attractive. Young. But, you know, Mamdani has that quality. Graham Platner, another one of the DSA stars, gets taken out

by a sexual assault allegation. And can you play who's stepping in for Grant Platner? It's like a trans person. But the DSA, make no mistake, is the insurgency, and they're on the rise, and they are going to kick people like Chuck Schumer out of the party, and they are going to run their candidates, some of whom are just, you know, completely insane.

But Mamdani, so far, New York. has not descended into a hellscape so far. That doesn't mean I agree with all the DSA shit, which is like get rid of jails, you know, there shouldn't be any prisons, we don't need police, we don't need a border, and kind of like open season on white people. Like a lot of Kill Whitey.

A little too much Kill Whitey for my liking. And a little too much, you know, everybody's... And the DSA is made up of Muslims and trans people and white kids from Bushwick or whatever. So it's an interesting alliance of people. I don't know how it will work. And I don't know how that all works. But that is what's going on right now in our country.

That is where the excitement is with young Muslim people and young trans people and very skinny white guys from the Midwest. and those people are a real insurgency and the Democratic Party's old and boring and bloated and corrupt and the same thing with the Republican Party and that's why you have Sean Hannity interviewing this woman and she's like, I pray down at Chown and it just feels good to do and Sean's like, have you made a decision?

Have you made a decision? and these people are trying to hold on to power because they're losing it. It's a generational thing. So here to replace Graham Platner, they have this Democrat, Maine Democrat, Ashley Webb, who is running to replace Graham Platner.

Now, Graham Platner was one of the only, because here's the thing with the DSA, and I say this lovingly, because I'm an empath, it's a lot of freaks. Same thing with the far right. lot of freaks. It's a lot of people you can't put front and center. They're not camera ready. A lot of, Mamdani is good looking, fun, charismatic.

But a lot of DSA people are not camera ready. They're not ready for the spotlight. They're not here yet. They're not, they haven't prepared. You need to prepare, okay? So this woman, and I say that because I recognize trans identity. and this to me is a woman. It's not a great-looking woman.

It's not Van de White. You know, from Wheel of Fortune, it is, that's not a man. I mean, biologically, it's a man, but it's not, I don't know what's, you know, and so I go, you want to be called a woman, life's too short, I'll call you whatever you want. I really speak to six people,

so I don't, I'll call anyone anything. And I usually only speak about myself, so I don't really address people by their pronouns because I usually don't address people at all or ask them questions about themselves because it's usually really uninteresting. I speak mainly about myself and I speak in ideas sort of like Caesar where I will have lunch with someone

and then just talk. I barely look at them. I just kind of talk out almost like at the rest of the restaurant. So there's no real worry here in that I'm going to be in polite and offend someone. But some of these DSA people are just not camera ready. They haven't done the work. They're not media trained, and this is a great example.

Ashley Webb running to replace Graham Platner. Here she is Miss America. Roll tape. Ashley Webb, what qualifications do you have to serve in the U.S. Senate? Oh, I ran for office several times. Didn't win, but he didn't run. And then I'm a songwriter, and then I write my own books. And then I expose my transparency. I wouldn't lie to people, and I wouldn't deceit.

the people like. Okay. Well, again, you got to watch this a little bit on YouTube too because there is a visual component to this that is, you know, even the audio, though, is pretty damning. This woman, this lass, this lady, our gal pal, Ashley Webb, not ready for the, so that's what the DSA is going to have to do. They're going to have to get their candidates camera ready because America is, if nothing else a production.

Our country is a production. It is produced. And what you need to do is find some media trainers. You need publicists. You need a vocal coach. You need a stylist. You need a makeup artist. You need a therapist. You need a debate coach. You need a PR person. you need an agent, a manager, you might need a business manager, you need a social media manager,

you might need a Reiki healer, you need a spiritual advisor, you need a gender especially. You need a lot of people to cut, you need someone to sage the room. You need a lot of people to come in here and get these candidates because some of what they're talking about, I'm all on board with,

get people health care, get them jobs, whatever. But if you people think you're going to have any hope or any chance, you need to wrestle control of that organization back from the freak show. In the same way that people on the far right are going to need to do that because you can't keep nominating like Hitler-loving women-hating psychopaths who want to like burn down every institution in America that isn't some like revival church that they come from where they're also raping people, most likely.

But you can't nominate the Tate brothers either. You understand what I mean? Like you can't nominate clavicular for the Senate, the far right. I know they would like to do that. They would like to nominate clavicular. And the far left wants to nominate this person. But here's what we need to do. It's a production.

Take a little lesson from Hollywood. America's not going to, you're not going to, you're not going to change America overnight from what it has been for the last couple of hundred years. We are a produced country. It is a production. And you need to put these people, this woman needs to go through a car wash. This woman needs to go through a full-on car wash. There needs to be 15 professional dog groomers on her.

You need to get them on her. Put her in a car. Put her in a carrier. put this woman in a carrier, zip it up, she's going to the groomer, take her to the vet, and I'll tell you right now, if you don't do that, you're not going to win. Take this bitch to the animal hospital and figure it out.

And it has nothing to do with her gender. It has to do with her appearance and the way she is speaking, which disturbs me. The DSA's got a lot of hot tranny boombanis, I'm sure of that. You put a nice hot Asian, tranny up there spouting some Marxism? Daddy's all ears. I don't know what the fuck this is. And no one does. So put her in a van, take her to the car wash, make her walk through it. Like Circe from Game of Thrones at the second of last season or last season, forget, she should walk through the town square and everybody should shampoo her enough already.

I'm a singer and I'm a songwriter. enough, enough, enough. So that's a little PSA and I don't even agree with the DSA a lot. So here's my little tidbit for you, free advice from someone who doesn't really agree with a lot of your shit, agrees with some of it.

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And by the way, it's sad because these these Americana chain restaurants were part of my childhood. Not as much Red Robin, but TGI Fridays was like a central pillar of my childhood. TGI Fridays, you know, I wasn't an Applebee's kid, but I'm just naming restaurants.

Applebees, Red Lobster, Chili's. Chili's has seemed to survive because Gen Z's kind of ironically given Chili's another lease on life because Chili's there's some irony. There's some like, you know, nostalgia mining going on at Chili's, nostalgia maxing at Chili's. People, for whatever reason, like to go to Chili's because it gives them that, it's like a fun, you know, kind of the bullshit example of Americana, whatever.

And I like Chili's. No hate on Chili's. But the rest of these things are going belly up and they're going belly up quick. Because, you know why? People have realized that's not food. you got away with it for a long time giving people things that looked like food and smelled like food, but were just chemical sludge. And then eventually people go, oh, these restaurants have been buried in a sea of documentaries,

in education, people getting smarter. People go, hey, man, we know what this is. It's not food. It's fun, it's hot It's if we're drunk And that's what it was for many years You were kind of buzzed and you were like All right

Yeah I'm buzzed on a Wednesday I'm buzzed And I'm going to have this thing I'm going to eat this Fishamajig That was one of the things At Friendlies It was a fish sandwich

But like I'm going to go to Benigans And have the Turki O'Toole Or I'll go to T.J. Fridays And have the Jack Daniels strips which were very good. But again, none of this is food.

It's a circus. And by the way, it lasted for decades. It lasted for decades. People would go into those restaurants, my family included, and they were fun, and they were packed, and there was a lot of people there, and they were eating the three-for-alls,

and they were eating the Big Mount burgers. Oh, a burger! And they were eating the... You know, I think at the end of Fridays, they had something called the bucket of bones, which was just ribs and French fries in a bucket. It's called the, get that a bucket of bones, T.J. Fridays, they still may have it. There's only a few Fridays left.

But near the end of that, this is what they were serving. Yeah, yeah, there you go. The bucket of bones. Come on in for the bucket of bones. Pork ribs blasted in our signature sauce, bone and wings, seasoned fries. Yeah, it was in a bucket. It was a bucket of short. And again, this isn't good quality stuff.

They buy this in bulk and it's preservative-laden shit that's meant to last forever if it needs to. If there's a soft month, it sits there until you come back in the next month and eat it. And all of those theme restaurants were based on the idea that it was fun. It was a blast. You were going to have a good time. And the food was whatever it was. I'm drinking coffee from the Starbucks box because I brought the Starbucks box into the...

And now the milk's going everywhere. They give you this milk. We really live in hell. And I'm going to use this plush lobster to wipe up all of the coffee and the milk that just spilled. And then I'm going to throw this lobster in the garbage. And that's the way we're going to handle it. but Red Robin

Trims its flock. Burger chain closes another restaurant in a shakeup that could see 50 shuttered. Yeah, they're on the way out. They're on the way out. This was a scam for a year and it was a fun scam.

We all put, not all scams are bad, by the way. People, the word scam has gotten a negative connotation. But not all scams are bad. This was a scam. It was like, what if we told them this was food? And then they were like,

I guess we could do that. And they go, yeah, we'll fucking, we'll put like tennis rack on a wall and a bunch of silly hats and they'll come in and we'll get them drunk and then we'll serve them a princel bites or say it's fine what do they care and it and it was by the way it was fine it was good nothing was better than going to tg i fridays as a young kid and eating at tgri fridays right brownie obsession tolato nachos yes thank you very much but here's the deal we're a morbidly obese country right now we are looking at why one of the reasons

reasons why is the food we eat is industrial waste. It doesn't matter how much memorabilia you put on the walls or how many fun snow globes you litter around a restaurant or whatever the hell you do. Whatever fun old-timey posters you throw up in there to give people the idea that it's a fun. It is a factory of chemical waste and industrial sludge. That is what Red Robin is. Red Robin closed. because people know right now

that taking your children to these restaurants is guaranteeing them a horrible life if I walk my child into this den of sin and I feed them burgers and brownies and fucking wings drenched in chemicals they're going to be a fat pig and their life is going to be tough and it's going to be hard

and their health is going to decline rapidly. So things like Red Robin, the jig is up. The scam has ended. You have to be terribly, terribly abusive to your children to, I'm not talking about you. You take them there every once in a while.

You're on a vacation. It's a rest stop. There's something there. But to take them there, the way our parents took us to these places would be abuse. To take your children to fast food or fast casual, whatever this is called family dining,

they target lower income to middle income families. And they exploit the need for a family without a lot of time to need to feed their children. and you bring them into these restaurants and these restaurants, now they look old and haggard, but when they were hot, they looked fun and cool. But we are now looking back and we have an epidemic of diabetes. We have heart disease.

We have a lot of problems in this country. And we turn around and we're looking at these types of restaurants. We're looking at Red Lobster. We're looking at Fridays. We're looking at Chili's. We're looking at IHop. Sorry. We're looking at Woll.

where all of these restaurants, the American diet went under the microscope over the last few years, and now your children are going to have to get injected with drugs to just remain a normal size. And why? Because of this. So I know it's really sad that people are losing their jobs. I never want to see people lose a job at a place. Because I know there's a lot of people that work at Red Robin, okay? and a lot of people are probably mad if they listen to this. You're like, you shut up, you fat fuck.

What should we do? I get it. I stand with you. But you need to find a new scam. Because these theme restaurants where parents unload a station wagon of fatties to get sticky with this chemical sludge is not going to work. People are too hip for it. It's not going to work.

Okay? This, because people would, they would just rather go to the fast casual to Jersey mics and stuff like that. And you know what happens to those restaurants? Torchee's tacos at recently, private equity buys those restaurants and ruins them. And by the way,

they're not great restaurants to begin with, but private equity like the Blackstone group, Steve Schwartzman, all those guys, they go in to Jersey mics and go, every, cut the portion size and start using less of the things, don't pack it with the vegetables anymore. They start fucking you over.

And I'm not saying you have to eat the whole Jersey mic. Sometimes people would eat half of it and then bring the other half home. They get two meals out of it. Blackstone Group don't want that. You don't get two meals out of the footlong anymore. They're shrinking the portions and the food's not as good and they're cutting corners and they're moving to kiosks so you don't see a human being when you walk in. that's what private equity is doing.

They're going, hey, it's bare minimum. You're going to be treated like you're in prison. That's what private equity does. They buy a company that's in the food service space, whatever, hospitality. And they go, how about you're treated like a prisoner? We're going to determine, like Israel does for Gaza, the exact calorie amount you need to live.

and that's what we're going to do. That's how we're going to roll here at the New Jersey Mike's private equity version where you're treated like a prisoner and you're going to order it a kiosk and then a disinterested Central American who does not speak English and doesn't know where they are

is going to, and they're lovely people, but they're going to hand you a shitty sandwich and you will eat it in your car so that the executives of Blackstone can buy a 17, house in a country you've never heard of to go live in when the Great War comes. So that's where

we're at now with a lot of these restaurants. It is cut the costs, trim the operating expenses, bring in the robots and make it, because they go, it's all monopolies and you don't have any choice and it's, what are you going to do? Where are you going to go?

There's not a sandwich shop. like a mom and pop, they're out of business. You want to sandwich. You're going to Jersey Mikes or you're going to a grocery store making it yourself. So if you're on a break at work, you got to go to Jersey Mikes, and we're just going to feed you like you're in prison. And there's nothing you can do about it. And we're going to make it shittier and shittier and shittier and shittier and shittier.

And we're going to take people out of it. We're going to put in kiosks. And we're going to staff it with people that got to the country 10 minutes ago. And none of them will speak the language. And again, it's not their fault because they're here. And they were brought in so that your kid can't do that job. They're brought in so that your child who just got his working papers or her working papers. They can't do that job.

So now they're in a mall parking lot filming someone's death. A Central American migrant is handing you a sandwich that was made to get Steve Schwartzman a 19th house, you know, and that's the way we're going to run our country. And that's it. And you'll eat your shitty Jersey Mike sandwich in a car and you'll order it at a kiosk. And that's what we're going to do. That's all. And if you, like my father worked at Lowe's when he was getting divorced from my mother.

My father got a side job at Lowe's. The store. People work at things like this, by the way. There's this idea that like everyone doesn't do that. People have those jobs. I don't know when this idea happened in our country that like nobody would have a job like that. People had those jobs. My dad worked at Lowe's, the home improvement store, while he was getting divorced my mother because he needed to pick up extra money.

And he got a job at Lowe's. He got a job working at Lowe's. And those are the people. I am certain of it that are, are, are the people that claim to love them, hate them. The people that claim to care about those people on the left and the right, by the way, the people that claim to care about people that are working in an hourly wage job at a place like Lowe's, their lives are the ones that get worse.

Their lives are the ones we don't care about. if you're eating caviar off a potato chip in Marta's vineyard with your pussy on the street, we love you. But if you are working at a job trying to help an elderly housewife figure out, you know, something that she needs to buy, we don't care about you. We'll go at you every way we can. We will take the jobs. We'll also say if you want to have lunch, we've got private equity company owns that.

and you'll eat like you're in prison because you are. And that's the way we feel. But these family sludge factories, like Red Robin, the Tower of Onion Rings shit, is going away. It's going away and it's sad. It is sad. It's sad. Yeah, let's watch.

By the way, look at this. I want you to look for a minute at. This will be studied. Historically, it will be studied where they go, what happened here? What happened? There's a lovely looking woman whose name is Maya, a little ethnically ambiguous.

We love that for her. This is a Red Robin commercial. She is walking out with two stacks of what it looks like five cheeseburgers on top of each other, each of them with two patties on it, and they're sliders. but they're the size of a burger that you would eat in Europe and then not eat again for six to seven hours.

But there's ten of them and they are appetizers. They are sent to the table before your actual burger. Red Robbins is kind of a burger restaurant. So what they, there are towers of sliders. What do you think you're ordering after that? A chicken Caesar salad? No, another burger, a bigger burger with more shit on it. it. Now, Red Robbins got burgers with guacamole and barbecue sauce and blue cheese and it's just like,

it never stops. But they start you off with towers of burgers, little burgers to get ready for the bigger burger. And this is no longer, like if you're sitting there and you have a little bit of an overweight child, you have a child that's exhibiting the tendency to be a little overweight. and you're sitting there. And I was this child, so don't talk to me like I don't know what I'm talking about. You're sitting there, and the waitress puts down the tower of burgers

and the little fatty's eyes light up. You realize you're his pusher. You're his drug dealer. You're his drug dealer. You're getting, he's getting excited about food, and fat and sugar. And I'm not saying you shouldn't like food or love food or appreciate food.

Many people in the world don't have it. But this disgusting pornography at the table of just burgers stacked on top of each other, you're teaching your children that food is some type of circus where their job is to be impressed and wowed and bowled over by the fact that the food doesn't even look like food.

It looks inhuman. It looks like some type of strange fucking, you know, thing that would come to you in a dream. It's a cartoon. It's like these Dagwood sandwiches. You know, it like, it is a novelty item. That's not food. It's frankin food. It's a novelty item.

And it hits the table. And if you're a parent and you see your fat little child, grab one of the burgers and start wolfing it down his face if you have any conscience. If you have any conscience, any decency, you go, this is bad, this is wrong. I'm killing you. I'm killing you.

Let's watch the rest of this commercial. Are those the towering sliders? Everyone needs it. Now let me describe the commercial. The commercial is a waitress. running around with these slider towers and people in the restaurant begin to attack her to get the food. Is that not what the commercial is? Yeah.

So the commercial is she's walking with these slider towers and everyone in the restaurant gets up and starts to try to physically maim her to get them. So get that out of here. But my point is that scams can only run a certain amount of time before you have to move on from them. You know, this model scout for Jeffrey Epstein found dead in his home near Pratt. Maybe this is why J.D. Vansky, and these guys keep downplaying this,

they're still killing people. Maybe I should shut my mouth. They're still killing motherfuckers? They're still killing people? This is years later. Daniels Siyah faced allegations of rape and trafficking in France had appeared more than a thousand documents

in the Epstein files, and then he got got. 69, well, he was older, was under investigation by the prosecutor specializing in human trafficking in France, accused of murder, rape, and other charges. He was found dead in his home on Monday evening. An investigation is to determine the cause of death

had been open and an autopsy is to be carried out. Yeah, this is what they call tying up the loose ends. They're tying up all the loose ends. And they can't kill everyone at once. They can't kill everyone at once. So the killings come, you know, when they have to. They kill people when they have to. and like, well, he's being investigated.

Da-da-da-da-da. Let's just minimize risk and get him out of here. He was providing and he was well-connected in the modeling world and also worked as a scout on commission for Jean-Luc Brunnell, who was a leading agent in Paris, New York and Miami from more than four decades. Brunel killed himself in prison in February 2020, after spending 14 months in custody awaiting trial on charges of rape of minors and sexual harassment.

So there's something going on in the modeling world, obviously. The modeling world is a fun. to this other world. Now, I was never in the modeling world. Now, many people thought that that's odd. And actually, I've got a lot of pushback because people go, don't you know all of these people? Like all the modeling people from all the model parties?

And it is uncomfortable, you know, because that is a world that I'm in, kind of that world of kind of the international modeling community. but I've never seen, I want to address it on the show. I've in any of the model events that I've been at, I've never seen anything untoward. I've never witnessed anything. And I am, I wouldn't say a fixture,

but I am someone that is often finds himself sort of in that milieu of models and scouts and international modeling and kind of the sex industry. and just kind of that just, you know, kind of image culture. And it is a shallow and hollow culture. I pulled myself out of it as I've gotten older. I've pulled myself out of it as I've gotten older because I've realized how shallow it was

and how people wanted me just for my body. And that is thrilling when you're younger. But now I feel as if it's something where I just, I want more of a, multi-dimensional experience. And I just felt very one-dimensional. It's like yachts, yachts, yachts, yachts, yachts, yachts, yachts, enough.

How many boats in the south of France am I going to go on and be, and have people ogle me? So in this modeling world in which I live and I'm very accustomed to and know like everyone in, it is hard that some of my heroes, John Luke Brunel and this man, some of my heroes, the great photographers, the great agent scouts, these people were like family to me when I was in Paris being sort of just model and model adjacent. And it's hard to look at a group of people you thought you knew.

And I was like, I thought we're all just having fun being hot on a boat. What's all this other stuff? What's all this other stuff? I thought we were just having fun on a boat being hot with some billionaires. What's going on, guys? Why is it all gone wrong? Why has it all gone wrong? That's the question.

But, you know, there are these yacht parties in all serious. That was a bit, I want people to know. I actually, because I know it is confusing, but I actually was not a model. but this world, this modeling world, they have these parties, these yacht parties, where these people are basically like, they're basically like, sorry, I'm returning. You know, RFK called me, he was mad at me about the,

about that I said he wasn't doing anything. And, you know, supposedly, and here's where I will defend RFK. I do like RFK's family a lot. And I like him and Cheryl. And I did that whole thing about we want more. I want more. I do. And he fought the glyophosphate thing

And they overruled him Because we're just, we're ruled by corporate oligarchs And they're not going to let him do anything And I think some of what he wants to do is probably silly You know, but some of what, you know, I think he had a thing where he thought the candy fund dip Gave you AIDS or something But whatever

I mean, you know, every Supposedly he's he's actually going to do something with ultra-processed foods that's good He's going to like designate them But he called me and goes, hello? I said, Hi. How are you?

I said, good. He said, someone showed me a clip of you saying that I wasn't doing anything and you played the clip on your show where I hit the yak with my phone. I said, well, yes. I said, well, I said, you are an exciting character to me. And I think we do have a lot of poison food. And I was a victim of it as a child, not a victim, a willing participant. but a victim. And I think a lot of kids are victims of these corporations that are poisoning fucking kids, man.

And he goes, well, of course, I agree with you, but I'm doing a lot behind the scenes that people don't know. We're the first administration to come up with a definition of an ultra-processed food. And he goes, I fought the glyophosphate battle, and I lost, but I campaigned heavily for that. So he said, by the way, I will correct myself. and I'm a man of my word. I'm a man of my word. You know, can you get something up about the ultra-processed food and see if he's because he's behind the scenes trying?

It's hard, I guess. What's happening? I like this. So nine hours ago, and by the way, credit where credit is due. Thank you. Senate advances Maha friendly bill for food warning labels and junk food ad ban. So they're going to try to put warning labels on food,

and they're going to try to ban junk food advertising. By the way, I think that's good. I think that's good. The bill, which would ban junk food advertisements targeted to children and require the Food and Drug Administration to put strong warning labels on ultra-processed foods, high and sugar, salt, and saturated fat was proposed by Senator Bernie Sanders. Wait a minute.

Oh, hold on, hold on. An earlier version of the bill died when Sanders introduced back 2004, but it was 2004, that was before President Trump, appointed Maha leader RFK as health secretary. So RFK is on board with it. Good for him on that. Here's the deal.

When are we going to wrestle with the fact that both the Republican Party and the Democratic Party forever have just been okay with everyone being poisoned? People are going to have to start asking those questions. And unfortunately, it's not going to bode well for fucking red robin. Red Robin death. I think that, you know, you go to Europe. Europe has junk food.

Europe has things you can eat that are naughty. Go get a whatever. But here's the deal. Not like we do. Not like we do. We have a carnival of literal horrors that we are feeding the children. The children.

And I just want RFK doing more, you know? I mean, I think that's super important. and I think he is trying. I think it's hard. And I'll correct myself because he's, you know, he's like, you played the video where I hit the yak. You played that on your show and said I wasn't doing anything.

I said I'll go on my show and I'll, I'll correct myself if I was wrong and maybe I am a little bit wrong. You don't have to do that. And to his credit, he said I didn't have to do it. I get slammed every day. And so I'm a man of my world. I am nothing but a man of my word.

So if this guy is trying behind this, which I think he is, to truly reign in, because by the way, we should have healthy food. There's no reason we don't have healthy food. We have enough fucking money. There's so much great produce in the country. A lot of it comes from California. But by the way, we can have food.

We shouldn't have food deserts where poor people have to eat sludge. and then their minds and bodies are out of whack. They're chronically ill. They're not capable. And we're doing this on purpose. We're doing it on purpose. People that cannot afford to eat better, a lot of them are like being driven to an early grave.

not only that, but the quality of life they have is significantly diminished. So if the DSA wants to get on that train, but the more I see of them, they're talking about that calories are white supremacy and body image is white supremac. And if the Democratic Party wants to win, they just have to drop the hatred of white people. They have to drop it. You have to start talking about class.

You have to start talking about jobs and health care. You've got to drop this identity politics. It's not going to work. Stop writing articles at Kamala needs to come back. Stop trying to make Pete Buttigieg a thing. He's not a thing. He's not a thing. Give it to John Ossoff.

Give it to Andy Bashir. Boring, straight, white. Be done with it. Stop trying to make a point. Stop the theatrical theater kid shit. You're all losing and you've driven your party. The world they don't want is manifesting more and more every single day with all of the actions. that they undertake.

So this weird theater kid energy got released in the Democratic Party. I'm going to end on this, but let me tell you exactly what happened. And the Republican Party's not immune from this either, by the way. It's this weird, like, strange college energy, like performing arts camp energy that, like, weirdly a lot of people on the right have, too,

where not actual actors, actresses, not actual Thesbians, Not actual people in theater whose lives are hard and you do something that they love and it's kind of like underappreciated and they're underpaid and they find a community. None of that. We're not talking about that. We're talking about the simulation of that. That's what a theater kid is. It's that with a net.

It's being able to pretend that you've made the sacrifices to understand. But you haven't because you're a theater kid and you're at some summer camp or you're in a high school. or college or whatever it is. So you have all that diva behavior with nothing to back it up. And you've not earned it. And you are going out and proclaiming that you are worthy of attention, but you haven't mastered the skill and hone the craft to deserve it. you are a petulant, childish, tantrum-throwing baby.

That is the energy, unfortunately, of a lot of people in both the Republican and Democratic parties right now. The Democratic Party is the one that I focus on because they should win the midterms and then the next election because the Republican Party is about to put troops on the ground in Iran. Their best idea is to have Lindsey Graham's sister take his Senate seat and vote so that we can go further into World War III while Lindsey Graham sucks cock in another realm. So they rightly should lose. And the Democratic point, and people get mad at me, what are you saying? There's no deep state? No dummy. But if the deep state can never be effective.

or impacted or changed, then why even elect this guy? Why did you all get excited and wear the dumb hats, dummies? Why did you care so much about this guy in his election? If this deep state, if you were just going to blame everything on the deep state, then what the hell was the point? Why did you go to the rallies? Why did you, were you just trying to go to a concert? And that's really what it was.

Did you just like the merge? Why did you care so much about this guy? Why isn't he investigating his own assassination attempt? Let's talk about the deep state for a first. minute, by the way. Why don't we know anything about the guy that assassinated him? Okay? Or tried to.

Sorry, attempted. I'm not saying there's no deep... I'm not saying there's not some permanent government apparatus. I've talked about it a million times on the show. I get it. But for the people that ran on upending the deep state to then come in and blame things on the deep state, seems like you have to be an idiot. For that to work. Why were you excited for this guy to win?

Why did anyone think it would be interesting for this guy to win if he was just going to do all the things that this deep state wants him to do? What is he doing that they don't like, by the way? Maybe some tariffs that'll just expire the minute he's out of office. He's in Iran. He kidnapped Maduro. Float cameras are everywhere. The tech people are getting all the money.

So who is this deep state again? Who are these people that are? really upset and up in arms with him? Who are they? I don't know who they are. He seems to, but what would they want him to do that he's not doing? He seems to be pretty lockstep with all of these people. Surveillance technologies everywhere.

The pace at which unregulated AI is going to grow and become a real problem is harrowing. We're about to commit troops to a war with a country and will probably lose. that's the other thing. Unless we put a million people in there and hold their government and then what will winning look like? It'll just be tallies of dead people. It's going to be a nightmare. It won't feel like winning.

It'll feel like losing. And it'll probably be actually losing too because there's not much you can do in that country. But again, we're on the brink of that. We're on the brink of that. So again, I'm asking all the smart people, and I'm excluding the paid hack, MAGA people that are getting paid by this.

That's great. Oh, he unwound DEI. Tadda. Great. I'm all for that. I'm all for that. We've invaded or, you know, we're about to invade Iran. You know, a year and a half into the presidency.

He's running crypto scams out of the Oval Office. His family's gotten really rich. Immigration, there's no legislation passed. So everything he's done executive order and it's all reversible. Whatever. I mean, I don't even, you know, listen, I'm not, I'm not sitting here chastising people for their beliefs, meaning that you're allowed to believe something that isn't true. That's a great thing about our country. You're allowed to believe something that

isn't true. I just don't have to believe it. You cannot, you can't make me believe it. Because when you talk about this deep state and I go, well, what would they want? Permanent war? Check. Surveillance? Check. I don't know. It seems like they're pretty happy. Seems like they're pretty happy. You know, it seems like they really didn't like Bernie Sanders. It's deep state. and they probably didn't like Trump early on. I don't know what happened. They certainly didn't like him early on. They've seemed to have warmed to him now.

I don't know what happened. Maybe it has to do with that shooting, but no one will investigate it, so I don't know. But I'm a man of my word, and if RFK is trying, then RFK is trying. Thank you. You play the video where I attack. I hit the yak with my phone.

Yes, yes, I do. So I'm a man of my word. And when you're a man of your word, you have to honor your word. empath. I feel. People are yelling at me. Um, and all of these dorks everywhere are playing my clip about the deep state. It's not that I don't think it exists. It's that, well, then why did, why was there such excitement for Donald Trump? He ran against the permanent, um, uniparty that was sacrificing the middle class of this country, but poor people always, of course. But they were governing at the behest of an elite few people.

And he's kind of, he's doing the same thing. So I'm trying to figure out exactly how, just think of the symbolism of getting into the White House and then Elon Musk, who's the richest man in the world at this point, the first few months, he's, he's, you move. him essentially into the White House. It's this incredibly dysfunctional thing. He's getting in fights with people in the White House, some of them physical.

He's getting in a fight with the president. He accuses the president being in the Epstein fought. And then the president, like, I don't know. It feels weird to still be jazzed about this. Depending on however jazzed you were about, seems odd. It seems like a cope. It seems like you need to.

Q&on ain't happening. It ain't happening. Nobody's getting marched off to Gitmo. It's time to wake up. It's time to turn the computer off and go for a walk. I'm sorry. I know it's upsetting to you. Sorry, but it's just there's a reality here that people need to accept.

I mean, in my belief, my estimation, now they don't have to, and I can't compel them to. It's a great thing about America. You're allowed to believe whatever you want to believe. You're allowed to sit there and say, no, Trump has the best of intentions. he just keeps getting thwarted. That's the way they believe. He just keeps getting thwarted. Every time he tries to do something,

somebody else there is, you know, like tricking him. He's getting tricked. So, and there are people that'll believe that until they're dead. There's people that'll go to their grave believing that that he was the one true great American patriot hero, the guy that hosted the apprentice, was the one guy that tried to save America,

but he was thwarted, you know? And that's okay. They're allowed to do that. If it makes you feel better, something's got to make you feel better. It's either going to be the Red Robin Burger skyscraper that they bring out to your table or it's going to be the idea that Donald Trump

was the last great hope of America, but he was thwarted. He was the only one who cared about us. So something's got to make you feel good. Something's got to make you feel good. It's what it is. Something's got to make you feel you could get on your knees in a hotel room in Washington, D.C., and suck off a congressional page and then vote to kill everybody.

Or you can eat a big onion ring tower at Red Robin, or you can believe that Donald Trump was the only person in our country that ever cared about you. Whatever you need to enjoy your summer. You only get one summer.