The Tim Dillon Show - 511 - JD Vance, Drafted To Iran, & The End Times

Episode Date: September 5, 2026

Tim discusses Rosie O'Donnell singing in a choir with Epstein survivors, a Jerusalem Post article about how young Americans should pay off debt by fighting in Iran, a stabbing in Times Square,  and JD Vance telling us that the end times could be right now. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟  https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: UnderdogDownload UNDERDOG To Play “Keep Your Million”. Start With $1,000,000, Make It Through All 20 Picks, And Walk Away With Whatever’s Left In Bonus Funds! Hims EDGet simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, & More at https://hims.com/TIM Ultra Pouches Don’t Sleep On @ultrapouches New Customers Get 15% OFF With Code “TIMDILLON” at https://takeultra.com PolymarketUse code 'TIM50' for $50 on your first trade on Polymarket.▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show. Let's see this Rosie O'Donnell thing. She has these Epstein survivors come out and sing. And I get it. I like all of this. I'm all released the files. And I have no problem with Rosie doing this. But the singing isn't necessary.

She has this. She brings these Epstein survivors together and she's talking to them, which again, great. then she goes And does they sing I am woman hear me roar It's just weird To bring in a bunch of people Who are talking about getting

You know R-worded And then go All right Yeah no that was in you were 14 And you would take right Okay five six seven Like you don't need

You don't need the theatrics And I get it Rosie's from the Broadway world She likes everything to have a musical component, like a number, let's do a number. These are victims of a prolific human trafficker. Can they even sing? Did they have to rehearse this?

Did they have to bring them in and rehearse it? They probably did. Can you imagine being a victim of human trafficking and then having the producer go, you're going to come on, you're going to share your story, and then, of course, there will be a song. and you go, what? Yeah, we're going to do I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar. We think it's powerful to just kind of do a song with everyone.

You don't mind that, do you? I guess I'm not really a singer. It doesn't matter. Rosie's not a singer. No one's anything anymore. It doesn't really matter. So here, let's watch this because, again, it's, to me, it's a great example of like, you're almost doing it.

It's almost good. This is a great example. Because in our society now, this has become a major theme of our society. And you'll, you'll be like, God, you're on the one yard line. Like, it's almost what it should be. And then it becomes immediately the opposite of what it should be. And you go, God, Zooks. And I get it.

Because Rosie goes, let's get all these women to come in and talk about their experiences. And I'm all for that. And then it goes the other way. So let's just watch this. please, and I think you'll know what I mean here. Well, hold on. Let's start from the beginning. Let's start from the beginning from the place where I thought

it might be good. Because I went, yeah. I have a couple hours. And I was thinking, instead of doing this, we would each hold hands like we'll say it what, and then lift our hands up together. Again, stop it immediately. Again, all you need to do

is interview these women about what happened and who did it. You don't need to do a theatrical production here. You don't need to sing memories from cats. You don't need it. I understand what Rosie's trying to do. She's like choreographing this. She's like, well, I thought you would, I'd put my hand up.

You put your hand up. We hold hands. We do a box step. We're going to be in a formation. We're going to harmonize. You know. So let's just watch this. I won't interrupt it again.

but let's go back to the beginning. We're going to watch this again, and it's almost correct. Rose, you almost had it. Here we go. Thank you all for coming. We have a couple hours. I was thinking instead of doing this, we would each hold hands like we'll say it what and then lift our hands up together, right?

More than you like that, which is what I think. That was my first thought, right? But I know it's been very hard for you and with very little support. And I'm sorry that our country's so fucked up that this is what you have to live through because you are all heroes and you're going to change how the world deals with child sex abuse. Stop it for a minute. Here's how bad this is. I don't feel bad for them anymore.

I'm not even kidding. Here's how bad. First of all, one of them's got Chanel sandals on. It's like, how about let's get the Chanel crocs off the foot. We're trying to make people feel bad. This is so bad. I got to be honest with you. I hate to say it.

I'm siding with Epstein. Is that the point? Is the point of this to side with Epstein? No, right? I imagine that's not the point. This is so weird and strange. I'm like, I don't know that I feel bad for these women anymore. Because they're victims of the most heinous crime imaginable, obviously.

But then they're standing here and they're singing and they're trying and they're serious, of course. It's a serious topic. It's just so odd. Let's watch the rest of it. Is this them or are they lip-syncing? They're kind of good if it's them. Is it them? Is this like a human trafficking choir that she found?

Is this like an Epstein victim choir that Rosie O'Donnell? Because I imagine this is. been edited or they've put some, they've dubbed this into a degree, or are they just really talented? It's not terrible. It's pretty good in terms of the musical quality. I just, I'm trying to get the, I'm trying to get the point here of like, why does this need a song?

Like, I understand that she feels like it's necessary, but I'm like, I just don't get it Why we need a song here But she might know better than me I'm just saying to myself Let's talk about what happened The details get everybody You know

But let's uh Let's carry on And then there's all the headshots of them When they were younger I am strong I am invincible I am woman All right.

Well, again, I don't, you know, sure. Sure. Women's liberation movement. And now for the brave and patient Epstein survivors. The phenomenal Rosie O'Donnell decided to invite some of the Epstein survivors to get together and sing the powerful Helen Reddy masterpiece. I am woman. Which became a rallying cry for the women's liberation movement,

which I understand that. And that's lovely. a little different than that. It's a case of human trafficking. I'm not saying that there's not some overlap, but I am saying that, I don't know. I just felt it was, missed the mark a little bit from me.

It missed a mark a little bit for me because all of this stuff is supposedly, it's supposed to be deadly serious. And then you go, and five, six, seven, eight. So you were put in the trunk of a car and drugged? Right. Five, six, six. So when I go like this,

you go like that. We'll do like a wave. We'll do a wave. So we'll start the wave here. Yes, you were tied up and, right, drugged. Okay, so the wave starts with me and then by the time it gets to you, we're at the end of the song. So then there's the big fit.

And you were, and you had a baby and they killed it? Because you were meant to have birth and they killed a baby. Right. So the formation is kind of like the rock hats, where we'll be up front and then you kind of come in under our shoulders. That's what J.D. Vancey said to. You need to start doing musical numbers. J.D. Vance, by the way, this guy cannot catch a break.

The press office at the J.D. Vance headquarters has to be like just overdrive all the time. What has befallen us now? That's got to be the attitude of his people over there. Like, what the hell? What's happening now? This guy goes to the Republican Jewish coalition. and it gives a speech and it gets leaked. And, you know, I think we will pull up the speech.

But he's basically like, you're on the team, we're on a team. We're on a team. Everybody's on the team. And he can't help, you know, but be J.D. Vance, which is like it's the lack of charisma. Somehow you feel it through an audio recording. Somehow you feel this. This is a leaked recording and you feel, and you feel he's bombing in the room. There's no picture.

There's no video. You can't, you're not, you don't need multiple senses to know how bad he's doing. Only the leaked audio, you go, God, this guy just can't. He can't get the ball in the net. And of course it comes out and everybody's going, he's, he's having these closed door, He's giving speeches to these lobbyists telling them, hey, it's all going to be, we love you guys, Vance says, speaking on behalf of Trump and the entire Trump administration. So this is a 17 seconds of a leaked speech from J.D. Vance at the Republican Jewish Coalition. And he's doing what he does best, which is he's pandering, but, like, poorly.

like he doesn't really know how to do it. And of course, it's like everything else he touches, turns immediately into a disaster. Here he is friend of the show, longtime friend of the show, Jady Vance. And we're sadden to see him in such a state. Take it away. I hope that everybody here knows

that from the top of this administration to the vice president on down, we love you guys, we appreciate you guys, and you will very much always be on the team so long as I have any say. he's the vice president and he sounds like he's like somebody who's he sounds like a he sounds like a a member of a school board trying to get something done like he just doesn't have the he doesn't speak with the authority of the vice president from the top of this administration of the bottom you guys

always on a team, we love you. Come on. You're our guys. We love, we're it. We, come on. We love you. Like, it's a salesman who can't sell. Get up Shelly Levine, Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. Can we play this?

I think we might be able to play a short section from Shelley Levine, Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. And he shows up at this guy's door. It's a great, it's a David Mamet play. It's great movie. Alec Baldwin. in it. It's about salesmen who cannot sell anything. And they constantly have this quivering voice and they're all desperate.

No, that's not the one. It's Shelley Levine, he shows up in the rain. And he's just, he's trying to get into this guy's house. And the guy's like, listen, we don't have anything. We can't buy anything. And Cheney Vance just has that. It's in him. It's this fear of being, you know, like,

unwanted and he's trying desperately to convince these people. He's like, God, we love you, God. You're our guys. You're on the team here from the top of this administration of the bottom. And he's the vice president of the United States. He should be speaking with the authority of the vice president of the United States. But at no point, here he is. So this, by the way, this is J.D. Vance.

okay? At the Republican Jewish Coalition. This is the second leaked audio we have here. Take it away. This is J.D. Vance, and I think you'll know what I mean. This is J.D. Vance at the Republican Jewish Coalition. Lictoria. Mr. Spanelan? Oh, Sheldon Levine. I was speaking to your wife earlier. Come in. Had some dogs. Oh, yes. Oh, I see. I'm interested in fishing.

Oh, I fished myself many years. Muskie Wisconsin. Ooh, beauty. Where's it, Mrs. Not at the PTA. What was this in reference? Well, I spoke to your wife earlier on the phone. I called.

I'm in town with Rio Rancho. Yes, yes, I'm sorry. She said you had some sort of some award. I was speaking to the people in my sales organization, my representatives in this area. Now, Mr. Spanel, you, your name is Laredy. Why have I called you, Larry? Larry. We had a consultant, and he made me an offer. He offered me $230,000 to promote a sales plan, you see, a plan to present our investment opportunities in Rio Rancho to the public. Well, I said, hell, let me save you the 230 and pass the savings along to the investors. Now, my people immediately said, whoa, how do you do that? How can you present investment opportunities without television, without,

magazine ads. I said, you take something this good. You go to a man has invested in the past. You go to him, direct, and offer the money to him. Rebate. And don't give it to this expert. So you're here to sell me some land? No, I wouldn't try to sell you. I leave that to the salesman, you know, and people who want to own land. I think something has to be fed, watered, and painted. No, but don't invest in it. And that motto has stood me at good stead. Mr. Just call me, Shelly. I have never been afraid of familiar me.

I'm walking out the door. I've got to pick up my wife at the... Let's take my car, huh? We'll pick her up together. Spoke to a little woman on the phone. Can't wait to meet her. No, we've got... We're going over to our relatives.

Oh, she didn't say anything like that. I'm sure she forgot. I'm on a plane to Florida. Well, I'm so sorry if we put you out. No, you didn't put me out. Now, I'm just trying to think, Larry. You know, that's the only parcel that I've got. You know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to go back to the computer. I'm going to pull another one, and we're going to speak to your relatives too. No, no. Now, come on, you're a busy man, Larry, and so am I. My God, I'm in the act of giving a gift away. Look, I don't want to buy land. I don't want to invest in land.

I have nothing. She took the call without my knowledge. I have no business that I wish to transact. Hey, I don't want to tell you how to handle your wife. My wife filled in a form, and we have been plagued for the last year. That's the situation that I'm trying to leave. No. No.

Do you understand? Thank you, no. That's Jady Vans. speaking at the Republican Jewish coalition. Again, but he has that, it's that energy. Played Vance again, and let's see if you can hear it. Let's see if you can hear it in the voice. I hope that everybody here knows that from the top of this administration

to the vice president on down, we love you guys, we appreciate you guys, and you will very much always be on the team so long as I have any say. Yeah. We love you guys. Everyone. You're always on a team. here. What do you want to do? What do you want to do? What do you want to do? Libya? We'll do it. We did it, but we'll do it again. What are you doing? Lebanon? We're going to do it. You want

Turkey too? We'll do it. You're on the team. We get it. Fuck it. It's a NATO country who gives a fuck. What do you want? We'll do it. You're on it from the top to the bottom here. You guys are on the team because I am, as long as I have a saying it, I have a proper and we will speak to your relatives too. I will get in my, let's take my car. Let's take my car to Lebanon and kill everybody. Let's do it. I have no problem with that.

Everyone get in my car. We'll drive to Lebanon right now. We'll bomb it and flatten it. And that's fine. The Trump administration came to me and they said, we've got a sales plan. And I said, well, I'll go to the Republican Jewish coalition. I'll talk to them about it.

And I'm here to tell you that you're on the team. You're our guys. from the top to the bottom. You know what we got you. As long as I ever saying it, we'll do anything you wanted. And it's just that level of desperation, that level of, you know,

just it does reek of this kind of cronyism, this kind of desperation, where most Americans now feel that the interests of Israel are no longer aligning with the United States of America in a foreign policy sense. That is not specific to party. and it really is starting to become not specific to age.

A lot of older people who for years had thought of Israel and America as sharing common interests that overlap perfectly 100% of the time are now saying they have interest that do not make America safer or more prosperous. And in fact, do the opposite. They make America more dangerous and less prosperous. is. I tell people all the time about underdog. I'm telling you right now, real sports fans were completely irrational. I'm not going to check my pick every five minutes, sure. I'm not going to overreact to the first drive. Yeah, right. I'm not going to crash out in a group chat. Good luck,

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Underdog, unleash your dog. Trading involves risk, includes total loss on positions. Content is promotional and not a recommendation to trade. Terms apply promotion issued by affiliate. And the Jerilson Post just wrote an article that said everybody should just go that many Americans are in debt. and instead of, you know, trying to figure out how to make it more affordable, and I'll send this to you, but how about this? They go, instead of making things more affordable,

what we're really going to do is we think everybody should just, I just texted this to you, we think everybody should just join the military because that's the way to pay off the debt that you have. You should just join the military and we should agree to wipe out your debt. Hegseth is extending people's you know, he's extending their tours till 2027 although people are saying, you know,

and I believe Van said this, Trump doesn't really consider this a war at this point. Doesn't consider it a war with Iran. It's not a war. It's just a, I guess, a fun thing we're doing. It's not a war. It's just a fun thing we're involved in. It's just interesting.

So here's the Jerusalem Post. The average American aged 18 to 34 carries more than 40,000 and non-mortgage debt across student loans, credit card balances, auto loans, and personal loans, with some estimates going as high as $100,000. This is the cohort the Pentagon needs. A federally administered debt forgiveness enlistment program that fully discharges student loan, credit card, and loan balances after 24, 36 months of service and extends the GI Bill. It would produce voluntary enlistment at scale.

It's not theoretical. It is the American state doing what the American state is always done when it needed staff. It could not otherwise generate. World War II offered the GI Bill. Vietnam offered the college deferments. The post-9-11 wars offered signing bonuses and citizenship pathways. The Iran War will need to offer debt relief. The economics of the indebted American 20 to 30-something make this the most efficient conversion mechanism

available to the Pentagon and the Trump administration. By the way, I was saying this as a joke a few months ago where it's just going to be like, they're basically going to tell, yeah, just go fighting Iran. You broke? Just go fighting Iran. You can't afford things. Can't afford to go to Nantucket. Go to Iran.

This is fully out in the open that there are people that would like your children, you, my listeners younger, your friends to enlist in the military because they cannot pay back their student loan debt. They want you to enlist in the United States military, and this is what they're pushing. This is going to be the solution. Everybody's like, how are we getting out of? It's student loan debt. It's too expensive.

I can't afford anything. Join the military. Go and fight in Iran. You won't have to, you'll die. By the way, here's the best debt relief program. Death. That's the real best. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you really want to get out of your debt? The best way to get out of your debt is to die in a foreign country and get shipped back as a flag. A flag doesn't owe any debt. A flag goes on the mantle and it inspires future generations. Uncle Tommy gave it all for this country Uncle Tommy went to school and he got himself into a little debt

and then he moved to Brooklyn with his girlfriend thinking it was all going to work out pretty soon Uncle Tommy and his girlfriend realized that they'd been living beyond their means and in fact he never got the job he thought he would get that would pay back the debt there was no white picket fence for Tommy and his girlfriend so Tommy decided to do what a lot of Americans

in his generation did put the expensive burrito down and go to Iran, where he promptly was shot in the head. Uncle Tommy is an American hero. He door-dash too much, and now he's dead. That's the American hero. He door-dashed too much, so he got to participate in wars of folly that were largely prosecuted by billionaire oligarchs for their own designs on the planet and their own enrichment. and Tommy was basically in a bad position. He ordered too much Thai food.

You know how many fees are associated with delivery? And that's how you'll scare kids not to order too much delivery. You know what, you know how Tommy? You know, he got killed in Iran, don't you? You know how that started? He was door-dashing sushi. That's how it started. And then he didn't have any money.

And now he's dead. So how about you make a sandwicher? home. This is, they want a generation of people who've literally Uber eats their way into getting killed in Iran. That's the plan. They want to take all of these people who's, who, who, who, who, who, we're waiting online for a fucking Instagram pancake and send them to Iran.

These people have no idea what's going to do it. The, the next group of people that are going to. dying Iran are right now blissfully standing on a three-hour line for a pizza in the West Village that they read about because life is meaningless and they're standing there for three hours for nothing. But they're about to go die in Iran. They don't realize that they, that's how we're going to solve this whole problem. That's how we're going to solve this whole problem of like young professionals without any

money wandering around these cities that are increasingly, you know, the wealth is consolidating into a smaller and smaller group of people. we're just going to send them somewhere to die. Just go die. Just go die. And then they'll come back with PTSD, you know, and they'll come back. And then we'll just go, yeah, it's tough over there. Yeah, it's tough.

You know, not much we can do, but, you know, puts it all in perspective, doesn't it? You were really mad that you couldn't afford a house in Martha's Vineyard or whatever, but now you saw your friends all die. So now you get what life's about, right? now you can quietly just go and kill yourself with booze and fentanyl or whatnot. But that's what we're trying to do. We're trying to, this is how we're going to get. You're going, it'll be the first group of people who've door-dashed their way into war, by the way.

How unbelievable. And that's the plan. Oh, you could kill them all. Send them there. They'll die. Hegsafe, Pete Hegsafe, extends Mideast deployments into 2027, escalating strain on troops. They, Trump has told AIDS privately that he believes his strategy will eventually work as 50,000 troops remain on hand to give him options. His strategy is like, we can put pressure on them. We have

people there whose lives were ruining. They have no clear mission. They have no clear sense of purpose in what they're going to do. The Pentagon's all an approach comes as Trump has sent mixed signals on what might happen next. Trump has embraced an economic pressure campaign. in recent weeks in the hopes of forcing Iran to the negotiating table. Tehran has shown no signs of backing down, however, and the U.S. and Iran continue to exchange fire as both nations assert control over the strait or for moves. So just to recap, we've lost the war.

We have 50,000 troops stationed over there because we are considering putting boots on the ground. And by the way, I hate to say it, I hope we don't. We probably will. We probably will. We probably will do that. I don't think we're living in a world in which Trump just loses interest here. I hope he does.

Will he, you know, will he? Or it's, they have been considering using a nuke. I mean, this is like reported. People have talked about it. And now they're talking about selective service going away into drafting people that are in student loan debt. Now you're in student loan. Can you imagine taking out debt to learn about U.S. imperialism and then having to pay it back by going on an imperial conquest?

Talk about irony. Taking out student loan debt to learn about colonialism and imperialism and then a few years later, your boots on the ground? I mean, you want to talk about coming full circle. You want to talk about a real education? But this is what they want to do. This is what they want to do.

And this is like as crazy a thing as I've ever heard. We've lost. Iran has shown the ability to, we've not taken out the government. The government's functional to the degree that it is. We've not been able to protect our own allies in that region. There's nothing good coming. There's nothing good coming. And let's look at this fatty-boom-batti with the two knives outside of the M&M store,

who they had to shoot. And then her mother, her mother is now upset. This fatty-boom-badi outside of the M&M store killed a woman. This little torta goes and kills a woman. She looks like a Pokemon, this woman. She's standing there with two kitchen knives. She kills a woman. She's mentally ill.

It's not working out. By the way, there's a guy behind her hilariously with a photo just getting the shot. There's a photographer. This is a great shot. There's a photographer right behind her in Times Square. The cops are about to shoot this fatty-boom batty with two knives. And behind her, a guy is just getting a shot. Now, the cops are trying to reason with this bitch for four minutes.

I think they should have shot her like so quickly. Got two knives. She just killed someone. Get rid of her. But of course that's wrong. And her mother is going, why wasn't she tackled? why don't we show more care to murderers? That's where we are in our society.

Why don't, when you've stabbed someone in the neck, why don't we do more to be gentle with you? So her mother is talking about this event that happened, I think, outside of the M&M store. Maybe she was just trying to get in the M&M store. Anyway, let's watch a little bit of this. This is disturbing to some viewers who, I guess, are disturbed by death or that want to think of the M&M stores as kind of a happy place. Universally loving and happy place.

But here it is, a torta has fallen. Chilling new video of the deadly knife attack in New York's Times Square, the suspect you'll see surrounded by police waving knives in both hands. and tonight the victim who died, a young woman, a bank executive, newly married. Here's Matt Rivers. Tonight, chilling new video of that horrifying random stabbing attack in the heart of New York City. Police surrounding the suspect armed with two knives in Times Square. Moments after, authorities say she stabbed two people, including a young Bank of America executive. That suspect...

She wants to die. By the way, here's a deal. If you have two knives and there's a bunch of police that are surrounding you, want to die. You just want to die. There's no, there's no, you want to die. Now, you might be going, well, she's mentally ill and she's suffering. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. Sure. I'm sure you're right. Lindsay Clancy's actually mentally ill. Okay, but her kids are strangled in a basement. So there are those facts as well. But it's a witch energy with Lindsay Clancy. Let's talk, we're going to talk about that later on. We're going to stand this. But it's clearly a witch energy that's coming out.

It's very dark and disturbing and deeply weird. Even to people that think that she was prescribed the wrong meds and everything, which I probably concur with, by the way. People who want to make it about SSRIs and all that. That's all fine and good. And maybe her husband didn't tell Bernie. He ignored her. I don't know.

But like, the energy, the exulting the woman and celebrating this and celebrating her is a witch energy, truly. and the people, and I don't know, people think it's a sci-up, maybe it is a sci-up to the extent that we're, it's in front of our face and it's dividing people. But there does seem to be a weird energy behind it that is disturbing. And a lot of people can't understand it. And it is an energy that a lot of people are having a problem diagnosing. But it feels, it feels a little bit like something that is,

I choose, sorry. It feels something that, like it's something that is, it's revealing something dark about our society. Put it that way. On all sides. Like the medications, the doc, like all of that stuff. And then also people with the shirts and the hats and the theme songs and the choreographed dances

outside the courthouse or whatever they're doing and they're bringing children. They're bringing children. Don't you, well, what if, don't you think the children ask why they're there? You think any of the children asked their parents why they're outside of the Lindsay Clancy courthouse?

You think you have to explain that? Why are we here? Well, that's a good question. So the woman inside the courthouse killed her three children. What? The woman inside the courthouse killed her three children

and it's not her fault. And that's where we're here to support her. She killed her three children? Yes, because she was under a lot of stress. Aren't you under stress sometimes? Well, yes. Well, you wouldn't kill me, right? No, of course not.

I would never kill you. I'm here to support this woman who killed her children. But I wouldn't kill you. All right. You see a kid like processing? Because they're going to have to explain to the kids why they're there. the parents these moms are going to have to go listen this woman you know how sometimes

you do something that you're not proud of like when you said you you didn't hit your sister but you did yeah well this woman strangled her three children to death with exercise equipment what she killed her three children with exercise equipment and then jumped out of the window that's why i'm out of school yes Yes, that's why you're out of school Because instead of bringing you to a school Where you could learn God only what some man wants

We're here to participate In a fun little festival Supporting this woman Oh Like I wonder if any of the kids are like looking at their parents Like wait a minute Am I gonna get choked? If you're a kid outside the Lindsay Clancy Courthouse

You're looking at your mother like When am I getting choked? When am I getting strapped? with exercise equipment because that's coming, right? Can you imagine these kids? They're starting to wake up going, so I'm going to get chokes soon to death, right, with exercise equipment or whatever my mom has around the house.

I'm going to get beaten to death with a tenderizing meat mallet. Anyway, back to this torta. A torta has fallen here, and a torta has fallen, and it is sad, but you know, she's lost it. And I know that we should have tackled her, and it should have been non-lethal means, and we should have paid for her to get better and whatever,

but none of that was ever going to happen. And she killed a person, and I don't think we should go to crazy links to endanger people. But this is the thing, a lot of these people like, they want more of this. A lot of people in this country,

they want to strangle their children. They want to stab someone in, in Times Square. So you're dealing with that group, you're dealing with that crew of people that they don't undertake, oh, yeah, well, there's a lot of fucked up shit, and they don't know it. Nobody listens to her, do it not.

So there's people that immediately feel sympathy for the woman who stabbed the other woman in the neck. They immediately do. They're immediately like, this is a sad thing. And, you know, so here we have this woman here with these two kitchen knives and an ill-fitting pink shirt. You got to wear the clothes that fit, lady. Um, so let's watch this, a little bit more of this ABC news piece on a fallen tortah. Right. Police.

Officers deploying tasers and opening fire shooting her. Oh, they're not going to show us. A suspect later died at the hospital. Police said a suspect stabbed two people within 20 seconds. A 68-year-old man was wounded. Killer, killer, killer. Shoot her. Shoot her. Shoot her. Shooter. Shooter.

Shooter. What the fuck are we talking about? Shoot her, you psychos. You fucking lunatics? You want to live in a city where people are just getting stabbed in the neck? She's got to go. What the hell's wrong with you, people? Shoot her.

God. It's unbelievable. There's nothing, it's never enough for these people. She has two knives going, I'd rather kill both of you. So here is her mother, by the way. What's this woman's name? I don't know if it says her name in the news story. Okay.

Well, this is her mother who's wearing a tablecloth as a shirt, and now she's now wondering why the cops didn't, weren't more gentle with her daughter who murdered a young mother. So I guess this is the mother of the, our, uh, uh, a torta who was fallen. Mental illness for years. Here's what they said. By the way, what a run. The torta, what's such an interesting creature.

the torta is running and the legs kind of move very quickly, but the torso doesn't move that quickly. So it's a lot of like footwork and it's just advancing kind of slowly. But it is scare. Even a slow-moving torta with a knife is a torta with a knife. There were so many police. Why didn't they grab her by the arm? Yeah, she had mental problems.

There were no signs this would have happened. this was all of a sudden because she's never been violent. Now, police commissioner Jessica Tisch said officers. She's never been violent, but she then, when she was violent, she certainly made the most of it. I mean, I just don't understand. Well, she's never been violent. Well, her, her debut was pretty good.

She killed a person and then seriously wounded another person. Let's see what Jessica Tisch says, what she's saying. couple of minutes and that they had to take action to save other lives. Here's what Commissioner Jessica Tisch had to say about the incident. During the encounter, she told the officers, quote, I'm not dropping anything. I would rather kill both of you. She repeated, I will kill you. Right.

The subject began waving the knives in advance. That's bad. Hey, retards, that's bad. stupid people who want to destroy our society. That's bad to look at the cop and go, I'm not dropping anything. I would rather kill both of you. That's not good.

That's what they call actionable intelligence. Of course, you know, that's right there. She's making her intentions pretty clear that she's going to kill two people. She's holding knives. She goes, I'm not going to drop. them. I will kill you. Let's continue here. Discharge tasers, which proved to be ineffective. And the subject continued to advance

towards our officers with the dives. Two officers then discharge their service weapons, striking the subject. Now, police say that there were at least three previous incidents on record where 911 calls were made about this woman's behavior, but she was never arrested before this. As for the victim, Aaron Piacente, her family is in mourning in their New Jersey home. They've asked for people to give them their privacy as they begin to grieve the

loss of this very promising 32-year-old woman who was a vice president at Bank of America. All right, get it out of here. Listen, the city's pretty safe. I'm not going to say, you know, some of my friends call me, like, everybody's getting killed over there. Everybody getting killed over there. And that's not true. The city's

pretty safe. The summer was not a hellscape. all, and I would tell you if it was. And, but I will say that, like, if a torta is going to behave like that, it has to, the torta has to be dropped. It's not nice. It's not a nice thing. It's not a nice part of life.

No one wants any of this to happen. No one wants this. This guy, this woman who died, her husband's got to explain my wife was killed by a knife-wielding torta outside of the M&M store. Is that the story anybody wants? You know? Nobody wants that. My wife was killed by a...

Well, it was a knife-wielding tortah outside of the M&M store. I remember that. It's just too, like her little alligator arms. She's just all torso in these little alligator arms, and then her feet go so quickly. Look at this. Look at this. There she goes. Whoa!

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When Trump came out with that tweet and he said the only reason you don't want data centers because you want to live in a poor, backward, rural area, that is going to be, that's an incredibly unpopular position. Trump is obviously here to just destroy Earth. I mean, that's obviously what he's here to do. There's no rhyme or reason for anything he's doing anymore. He literally just wants to destroy Earth. It's not even political at this point.

He just wants to destroy the planet. Once you view everything through that lens, you go, oh, yeah. I mean, that's fine. It is what it is. But once you get it, you go, oh, yeah, he just, we're here to destroy the planet we live on because, you know, for whatever reason, he's going to die soon and he doesn't want it to exist unless he's running it. So, and, you know, this new documentary is coming out about Musk and Doge and I think it's Alex Gibney

Doc that's coming out. And Alex Gibney, he's done a lot of taxi to the dark side about the torture program during the Iraq War. He's a documentary. think the gist of this here is that people like Elon Musk don't believe that the United States government is worthy of preserving. And they think it is a hopelessly corrupt, bloated dysfunctional organization that can be taken over by the tech community and then eventually run effectively by AI, which they will then merge with and control.

he wants to eliminate anybody that stands in the way of that. He's open about that. One of the more disappointing things about people is because Musk has been right on free speech. And he's been right on a few other things. And he's been right on sort of this, the madness, some of the gender madness and whatever. And he's been, you know, somewhat right about that stuff. It takes a little too far. but because he's been, he's like isolated a few of those issues and been correct on them.

People don't understand the larger picture, which is that he is trying to feed everybody into the mulcher of AI. And he doesn't really believe in democracy and doesn't like it and doesn't think it's necessary and thinks it's inevitably. And he thinks human beings are like, you know, a base level operating. system that they need to be augmented and he's you know so he's spending a lot of money his super PAC reports 800,000

at first burst of midterm spending largely in Maine and Texas so they've bought the Republican Party the tech community purchased the Republican Party for many years they own the Democratic Party these guys know what's going on all over the world these guys have all the data and they say everything's going populace

people don't like mass migration they don't like the gender insanity in schools. They don't like it. You know, and they're looking at all that data. They're looking at all that data in real time. They're seeing what people are Googling, what people are searching, they're seeing the bubbles that people are existing and online,

and they're seeing all over the world that the dam of globalism is kind of breaking. They have all that data, they know it. They then make a conscious decision to flip and switch sides. And some of it had to do with Israel. and some of it had to do with the fact that you couldn't get, you can purchase Trump and the Republican Party, and those people will allow you to do anything you want

as long as you support them politically. So you have Elon and Zuckerberg and Sam Altman and Teal and all of those guys to varying degrees, but it's the same overall goal. they are all trying to get rid of the government and install themselves as the new government and install their companies as the new government. They believe they are the government.

They don't look at Congress or the Senate or the Supreme Court. They don't care. Musk authorized his super PAC to spend over $100 million to help Republican in November. He's a trillionaire. Elon Musk has $1 trillion. And it's very obvious that this wasn't solely about people's ability to speak freely, which is an important component of a democratic system.

It is really about trying to get rid of any opposition to a complete AI takeover. And they looked at the data and they go, we need to wrap ourselves. in the language of populism, Christianity, free speech, populism, America first, whatever you want to call it. We want to wrap ourselves in that. And that is going to allow us to smuggle in these ideas to build massive data centers all over the country to start. By the way, how soon is it until they run their first AI candidate?

It's not that far off. It's not that far off. It's coming. I mean, it sounds creepy, but it's coming. How soon is it until they are saying, we have a city now run on AI, and it works better than the rest of the city. So maybe you can,

you can view that city as an example. And they're bringing in the flock cameras, and they're bringing in the digital control grid. The only person in the Trump administration speaks out about this is Steve Bannon, who has a host of other issues. But like, that's the only person who's been vocal about this. And he's been largely marginalized because of it. He has an audience,

but he's been largely marginalized. Because of it, JD is a sympathizer with that group of people to a certain degree. It's impossible to know how much, but I will say this. He is backed largely by the same forces that are trying to accomplish a AI-run state. He's backed by those forces. They're giving him money. And that's why he's out there going. It might be the end times.

And we got to fight to demons. And hey, if my work leads to the end times, that's cool with me. And it doesn't matter. It's all good. Here he is talking about this. He doesn't mind his work if it leads to the end times because they know this rhetoric is the only way to get people to march into. the prison.

You're not going to be able to enslave everyone. They've got to march in willingly. And the way to do that is to disguise this. It's biblical. It's the end times. It's demons. That's why they're getting really heavy on that, all of those symbols.

Because they know, if you just sat down with people and said, listen, we're building data centers everywhere. There's not going to be any jobs by design. And we're in an AI arms race with China, which, by the way, feels like more us. I mean, I know that everyone says, China, China!

But I'm sure that, like, there might have been a way early on to all sit down and go, let's try to figure out how this technology doesn't erase humanity, but we know we have no interest in that. By the way, we have no interest. Well, what if China gets, what if China gets all that thing? And then they can shut off our nuclear weapons. They can come up with novel diseases at China.

If you know what China is, I guarantee you, we were not out there with the olive branch. by the way. So they're selling everybody on this idea. And then, and this is, what's interesting about this is, I know that yes, it's political, but it's also the end of the humanity. Like, that's, that's what we're looking at here. It's the end of the human race fully. That's, that's now an issue. It used to be like, are we spending too much on education or not enough? Now it's like, hey, human beings, what are we going to do with them? many of them are fat human beings what are we going to do with them that's where we're at so that's

why they have to keep using this very biblical religious rhetoric because the people that are behind the scenes of this are are like figure out any tell them anything tell them whatever you want to tell them and they're spearheading it that's why teal's lecturing about Satan and saying you know, hey, Satan's going to be somebody who's ready on earth that's going to like try to limit AI. Can you imagine that's what Satan's doing? That's what Peter Thiel's whole argument is. His whole argument is that Satan's here trying to limit AI. Satan's like some senator who's like we shouldn't, AI shouldn't run this whole country.

Peter Till's like, well, that's Satan. That's what he thinks Satan is. The person who goes, hey, we should put some safeguards on AI. that's all Peter Thiel requires for you to be considered Satan. Seems like a very loose definition of the Antichrist. So here we have J.D. Vance again. And this is comfort. What I like about J.D. is it's a comforting thing.

He's telling everybody, hey, if it's the end of the world, so be it. So let's watch this. Because this is unbelievable. Let's watch this from the beginning. It's unbelievable. Really amazing. is doing as much of God's work as possible right now. And if that leads to the end times, okay.

And one of the things that I think that Catholics are very focused on that I think is very good for me is this idea that we are, we don't know when God is coming, but we are commanded to try to as much as possible try to make the world the kind of world that God wants it to be. Is that what you're doing? Hold on, hold on, let's stop that for a minute.

Is that what you're doing? Is that what you're doing? Is that what these people are doing? I'm, wait, hold on. God, we don't know when he's coming, but we'd like it to be the world that God wants it to be. And so that's what, that's what we're doing with the, with the neuralink and the flock cameras.

That's what, that's what, uh, open AI is. doing? That's the world God wants it to be. God wants human beings replaced by artificial intelligence? That's the world God wants to see. Is God all about efficiency? So God

wants his creation to be replaced by artificial intelligence. You're building data centers all over the country. That's what God wants. God wants a barren desert landscape filled with data centers. But they believe that is the case.

They believe that they're here to give birth to superintelligence. So their God is a guy who thinks they want it to look like a barren desert landscape with a bunch of data centers. And then God will look at it and go, good, good. That's what I want. That's what I want. We're moving in the direction that God wants. God wants data centers.

He wants a lot of them. That's what God wants. And what I mean is where people are encouraged and able to live more virtuous lives, where husbands are able to take care of wives and vice versa and families are thriving. And people are sort of building a life not talking to a chat bot, but they're building a life talking to their friends and their family. So I tend to think like while I wouldn't be shocked if we are living in the end times, what I'm trying to focus on is doing as much of God. work as possible right now. And if that leads to the end times, okay? End times.

And that leads to... He said it three times. He said it three times. He goes, the end times, the end times. If it's the end times, I'm not shocked if it is the end times. It might be the end times. I'm telling you, it is the end times. Just between me and you, it is the end times.

I'm telling you right now, we're going to make it the end times. Something's ending. Put it that way. Yeah, I mean, he goes, we want people to live virtuous lives and be thriving. So that's what they're, that's the plan when no one has a job. You could go be virtuous because that's coming back. The culture coming back. Fundamentalist religiosity is coming back.

And the reason they're doing this is because they're, they're basically saying, we don't have anything to sell you anymore except this. We can't sell you. We're not selling you the dream of the homeownership or the picket fence, the family, the vacations. We're not doing that. we're not doing it we're actually going to collapse

the system that you live under we're going to collapse it and then we're going to rebuild it as something unrecognizable and then we're going to tell everybody well now you can go lead virtuous lives and all and he goes we don't want people talking to chatbots

you want to talk to his family well all the people that supported this administration are the ones building the chatbots for the most part these are the people that are building the chat bots that's like so crazy we don't want people talking to chatbots who want them talking to their families

about how they can live virtuous lives. It's the end times. He should just start he should just start doing that in interviews no matter what they ask him about. He should go, well, it is the end time. There's been turbulence in the bond market, right?

Well, it's the end times. And biblically, we must understand that God calls back his debt at the end. And it's the end times. So sure, we can do. certain things, but mostly it's the end times. Mostly it's the end times. Overwhelmingly, we feel it is the end times.

Now, where we can make little improvements here and there to people's lives, we are ending the world. So I do want to be kind of clear about that. I don't want to be open about it. I don't want it to come as a surprise to anyone. We are ending the world. So we're going to have little bumps along the way. There's going to be little bumps in the road when we end the world.

when we end the world. It's not ended, you know, like easily. It's, you know, we're ending the world. It's over. And that's kind of what we want. We want people at the end of the world to be able to sit down with their families and go, wow, it's the end of the world.

You know, that's what I think about, as your vice president. I think about, I don't want people rushing around at the end of the world talking to chatbots. I want them to look at their family. I can't believe the world is ending and just live a virtuous life for those last couple of hours.

You know, that's important to us. When me and Trump got elected to end the world, we decided that we wanted to give people the freedom to live a virtuous life while we ended the world. It seems like it's the right thing to do. It's the end times. The end of the world. Let's just finish up with him. Let's see if he redeems himself towards the end of this interview he never does.

But let's see. You know, us building a better world that thrives and survives for a very long time after I'm gone. that's great too. That's great too. That's not what we're doing. A world that thrives and survives for longer than us, that's great too. That's not what we're doing. I will tell you right now, we are ending the world.

It's very clear to everyone who's watching what we're doing. We are ending the world. But if somehow by accident the world survives and thrives for a long time, that's also cool. That's maybe the craziest thing I've heard a political leader say in my lifetime. that is maybe the craziest thing I've ever heard a political leader say in my lifetime. He literally says, if it's the end time, great.

And hey, by the way, if this world's going to thrive and survive after me, that's fine too. We'd prefer the first. We're working diligently to bring about the first. But, you know, hey, this is the end. Can you imagine this is the end with this crew? But it does feel like that.

Hey, hats off to him, it does feel like that he's kind of left out the fact that he's ending the world. Like, he, they're doing it. These people act like they're on a boat that's being captain by someone else. Yeah, I mean, the boat, you know, the waves are the waves. We'll see what if we get to port, we get to port. You're the captain. Who knows? Who knows who's really the captain?

We're just out here in the winds. All right. but you're going to do something, right? You're not going to steer us into an iceberg? Hey, would I be surprised if we're going into an iceberg? Nope. I'm not surprised by that. And if somehow this boat navigates through around the iceberg and gets back to port,

that's fine too. Hey, hey, what is this value judgment you've set up? This is the craziest thing I've ever heard. Can you imagine a pilot on a plane you get on a plane? He's like, listen, would it shock me at this plane crash? No. No? but if we end up getting a Phoenix and everybody

disembarks and gets their luggage, that'd be fine too. What the fuck's going on? Would it shock me if this is all of our last flight? No. No. I'm just focusing on doing God's work. If you got on a plane and heard that, you get off the plane immediately.

If you got on a plane and the planet said, hey, I'm just focusing on doing God's work. And if that leads to the end time, so be it. You go, let's take another one now. It's the craziest thing I've ever heard of my life. Oh my God. I mean, this guy, it's unbelievable. It is unbelievable here.

And I just, you know, it is what it is. You can't, you can't, you can't hold it against him. He's just a lovable little scamp. He's just a lovable little guy's name. I mean, it's just, it's unbelievable. at least Trump's version of this is just step right up, spin the wheel. You know what I mean? Trump's like an old-timey carnival barker where he at least just, you know, again, destroying Earth.

But at least he's like, come on up. And I don't know who's going to be. I'm an Assov. I think Ossov, some people think Newsom, I think John Ossoff, Senator from Georgia Is Polly Market Have odds on him that are good? I think he's the guy

I don't think you're going to see Newsom grab it I think you're going to have It's Asoff to me Would make the most sense But I don't know AOC Interesting

20% Assoff is 15 He's climbing Newsom's third 14 Kamala is 8 Buddha judge is 6 I

think it's still going to be Oshoff, that's my guess. It could be Oshoff, AOC. But I imagine, well, because the Republicans are offering such a great, they have such a great midterm strategy. And they have a great slogan, it's the end times deal with it. Their first slogan was America first. Their new slogan two years in is, it's the end times. So what?

And I like that. It's kind of fatal. We're in the end times. Deal with it. What are you bitched about Medicare? It's all over, buddy. That's a nice, and I guess AOC and this guy

I'll talk about health care or some, but the Republicans really have, they finally stumbled upon a great message. The world is ending. Live a virtuous life. You go, why is the world ending? Well, we're ending it. We're doing it.

It's us. Vance is still at 50%. Marker Rueb. Bobio is at 20 and Tucker is at three. Interesting. Tucker is third at 3%. Tucker is third at 3% as a potential,

am I 6? That's wild. Interesting. Donald Trump is 2%. Donald Trump is 2%. 2% of the people go, Polymarket go like, yeah, yeah, maybe we'd just run this back again.

Let's do it again. I mean, if Trump ran again, like, obviously he wouldn't run. It would be a military coup, but it is just a hilarious to imagine him running again. He does still have this small, loyal group of supporters who are the crazy. Now they're the craziest people you've ever met. There are people that aren't even speaking. Like, they're just, like, dancing all the time. Like, Trump supporters are, like, just drunk and they're, like, dancing in a driveway all the time.

And there's, like, it's just like Margaritaville's playing. And they're just like, ah! Yeah! Like that's the physicality of a real hardcore Trump supporter right now that has not figured out that this is a problem. They're just in their driveway and someone put on margarita. And the party's over, by the way. It was like a black party and everyone's gone home.

And they're just getting drunk. And they're yelling at a child. That's like the hardcore Trump supporter that's deep. They're in a driveway. an hour after a block party's ended, blasting music, and they're yelling at a child. Shut up!

Shep! That's what they're doing. That's where they are... They're in a coma. They're like fully in a coma, and they're just fully just complete, like... It's like a disease that...

It's end-stage drug addiction, late-stage alcohol. where it's not fun anymore. You know, people that experience that get the shakes in the morning and they have to drink and everything like that. That's kind of where they're at in the Trump world now towards the end of it. It ain't funny. It ain't like a couple of beers with the buddies, is it?

No, it's late stage you're drinking alone in your room. You're drinking alone in your room and you get the shakes if you don't. And your doctor's like, hey, the liver numbers are not good. Here's how I'll describe it. My friend's dad love them. was told by his physician, if you don't stop drinking, you're going to get cirrhosis and die. And he goes, I'm not stopping drinking.

He goes, well, I guess just drink clear liquor? And he switched to clear. Died of cirrhosis three years later. But he said, I won't go sober. I won't do it. And the doctor goes, well, I guess you could just switch to clear liquor. I delayed a little bit. And he goes, I'll do that.

I'll do that. Long Island guy. And that's what a lot of the Trump people are at. The doctor's going, hey, you got to stop this entirely. and they're going, not happening. Not happening. And they're like, all right, I guess just switched to clear. And they go, yeah, yeah, fail.

Fail you. And that's where they're at. These are, this is who we got. Those are the last people. And for them, it's always the end times. That's what's great about those people. It's always the end times for them. And yet, shockingly, a lot of them are still alive.

they somehow find a way to kill everyone else. That's amazing. If you live your life where it's always the end times, kind of never the end times. That's the real trick of it. And if society should last and thrive, and that's good too. No, that's not good too, you nut.

That's your job. Good too. No, that's not good too. Your job is to make a better, safer, stronger, smarter country. not would it shock me if we're living in the other times? No. It's the craziest. Can you imagine anyone saying it?

Can you imagine a political leader just going? And these are the people who keep talking about how crazy they are in Iran. And I don't think Iran's good. I think they do horrible things to their citizens. But like they keep saying that like you can't negotiate with those people. Putin's a lunatic. Can't negotiate with him. He's a nut.

This guy's saying we're in the end. times and he's fine with it he's actually it's pretty chill what do you do if you hear this as a kid you do your homework what he's supposed to do well we're in the end times i guess i'll go chappalo ain't get a bowl that's what life is now you're in chepalit eating a bowl waiting for the end times and in the meantime you go well i guess i'll just maybe i'll just enlist in the army so i can pay my debt back? Well, the vice president just said we're in the end times. Yeah. Well, I guess I'll go to Iran. As long as we're in the end times. This is all, it all comes together, folks. If we're in the end times, we just go to Iran anyway. What's the different? We're in the end times.

Yeah, the vice president said we're in the end time. The meat in this seems rotten. Oh, the food's rotten. The food's rotting. The food's not safe. There's recalls every 36 hours on something. White rice killing everyone. What? Hold on, what? Lettuce. Don't do it.

They're recalling guacamole. They're recalling everything. Because I think a lot of these doge staffers fired everybody at the FDA, which I was vocal about going. I was like, this is crazy. They recall everything. And the only thing safe to eat now in this country, ironically, is fast food.

As long as you don't get the lettuce. the people that were the healthiest were people that went to Taco Bell and were not eating the lettuce. We've created a country where the healthiest people are eating fast food without lettuce.

Sands lettuce. That's the only thing that's not being recalled is like McDonald's. Everything else is being, every vegetable is like being recalled. Eggs are being recalled. There's a huge egg recall.

The only thing that's not being recalled is Papa Johns. That's the only only thing. We've created a country where the healthiest thing you can eat is fast food, that you door dash and go into debt. And now you go to Iran. See how it all works. See how it works.

I am a woman. Hear me raw. Don't eat the lettuce wrap. Get a pizza to your door. And then go to Iran. We're in the end time, says J.D. Vans. Don't even put on your pants. You know?

I mean, folks, I don't know. I don't know what to do anymore. I really don't know what to do, but I'll tell you this, you just got to stay positive. Good night, everyone.