The Tim Dillon Show - 516 - Jane Doe, Russian Plague, & The Black Epstein
Episode Date: October 10, 2026Tim discusses the global panic over news of a Russian Plague in Siberia, the Cornell 7 story becoming more complicated as leaked texts and phone calls resurface, Diddy’s life after prison, an attac...k on a plane full of Israeli passengers, and Donald Trump saying Iran can destroy Los Angeles. Become a Friend Of The Show https://bit.ly/BecomeAFriendOfTheShow and get access to weekly bonus audio episodes of the podcast!Live Dates🎟 https://punchup.live/TimDillonSPONSORS: Neuro GumGo To https://neurogum.com & Use Code “TIM” To Get 20% OFF Your First Order CarShieldGo To https://carshield.com/TIM And Use Code “TIM” For Up To 20% OFFNutrafol Go To https://nutrafol.com & Use Code “TIM” to get $10 OFF your first month’s subscription and FREE shipping EthosProtect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/tim. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. Trustpilot rating as of 8/1/2026Morgan & Morgan Got to https://forthepeople.com/TIM Or Dial “POUND # LAW” Their Fee is FREE Unless they Win! POLYMARKETCheck Out Polymarket’s “Midterms Hub” To Find Live, Important Updates On The Tightest Races In The Upcoming Midterm Elections: https://polymarket.com/predictions/midterms▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬GUEST STUDIO:The Move Creative Content Studioshttps://themovemiami.com/Subscribe to the channel:https://www.youtube.com/@TimDillonShow?sub_confirmation=1Instagram:https://instagram.com/timjdillon/X:https://twitter.com/TimJDillonFB:https://www.facebook.com/TimDillonComedyTik Tok:https://www.tiktok.com/@timdListen on Spotify!https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds?si=e8000ed157e441c8Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same.#TimGivesBack
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show, live from Miami, the city of the future, Miami.
Very kind of the people here at the wave.
No?
The move.
The move podcast studio.
I thought it was the wave, but was it ever the wave?
No, it's always been the move?
I think so.
Well, I'm very happy that the people at the move, because we're on the move, aren't we everybody?
all the creators, we're all on the move.
And this is a great place.
You want to come down here.
You got something to say.
You come right in here.
You come right in here,
and you talk in Miami at the Move podcast studio.
And you tell your wife,
I'm going to the move,
and I'm going to go make us a couple of bucks.
I got things to say.
And she'll be supportive of that.
Or you've got to get rid of her.
Because the reality is,
you have things to say and more people need to hear them.
That's just a fact.
Truly, that's just the fact.
And I find marriages work best.
I'm not married and my parents were divorced.
I don't have a ton of experience in seeing successful marriages.
But I think the ones that are successful,
they allow each other space to pursue their own passions.
And your passion might be coming down to the Move Studio here in my
and just going off and talking about things that are happening.
And there's so much happening, and so much of it is good.
Like this Russian pneumonic plague is seemingly pretty contained.
I don't love Putin's face here because it does, it looks a little, he looks more worried.
But I've been, I've been cautiously optimistic about this one.
It's in Siberia.
this is what you want.
When there's an outbreak, you want it in Siberia, not China.
The last one was in China.
China's got a lot of people.
There's a lot of people in China.
Real communicable situation, wet markets, people are chopping things up,
although it probably didn't emerge there.
We know that, whatever.
The point is that it's more transmissible in China
because they have all these densely populated urban areas.
Siberia cold.
Not a lot going on.
Not a lot of people.
Darya Shapova
is one of the people who sadly
fell ill after accidentally
dropping and breaking a test tube containing plague
bacteria, just like a movie.
Just like a literal movie.
She holds the tube.
It breaks. She knows it's over.
Immediately she knows it's over.
Just like a movie.
She fell ill.
And take a look at his face.
He doesn't look.
That doesn't look.
That doesn't look great.
But I'm heartened by the fact that we've only had three deaths, I think.
I think two or three deaths, and this is pretty contained.
And they've got a bunch of people under observation, a bunch of hospitals under observation.
This isn't it.
This is not how we're all going out.
Don't worry about it.
I know all my friends call me now.
They're all excited.
this is it. It's not it.
You're going to be here for a while.
You're not getting off this easy.
Everyone thinks they're going to get off this easy
with a Siberian plague that's going to wipe everyone out.
No, you're going to live through more of whatever we're going through.
You're not getting out.
It's not going to be a Siberian plague.
Now, my suggestion to governments around the world,
and they're not going to listen.
Stop manipulating these viruses.
to make into bio weapons.
I'm asking them, and I don't think they're going to listen,
but I am asking all of the governments,
including our own, to stop manipulating these viruses,
stop resurrecting pathogens from a time gone by,
stop resurrecting the killers of yesteryear,
stop doing that,
and let's focus on curing the diseases we have now.
that's what the medical community should be doing.
They should be focusing on curing the diseases that exist now,
not saying, hey, what was that one from the 1400s with the rats?
Let's get that one going.
We don't need that.
We don't need that.
We got nukes.
We've got nukes.
We've got drones.
We've got AI.
We've got palatier spiders.
Whatever we got, you're going to have robots.
You don't need disease.
Why do we need diseases?
There are so many.
ways we can kill each other. So many ways. And we've invested tons of money into all of those ways.
We don't need bio-warfare. That's what we don't need. We've got enough. We've got enough on the docket.
There's enough. We've got a full slate of killing machines at the ready. We just don't need
bio-warfare. But they're not going to stop. They're not going to stop because people are looking
at this. Iran war, by the way. I think people are
looking at this, they're kind of going, well, America can't even win this war.
Aircraft carriers are useless because of drone warfare.
Our militaries are not modernized to the point where they're effective in that new world of warfighting.
So people are, they're not going to stop with the bio-warfare.
They say to themselves, we need diseases and we need bio-weapons because we can cripple an entire country with a
biological weapon. Russia's five hospital quarantine,
FSB involvement, that's their intelligence agency,
and reported hazmat use in response to the death of a single researcher at a weapons
lineage Irkofsk lab are consistent with a lab-acquired plague infection,
which would have been treated with prophylactic antibiotics.
They're not identifying the pathogen.
They're not saying what it was, but most people speculate that it's some,
it's like a pneumonic plague,
which is similar to a bubonic plague.
It has a lethality of like something around 100%.
It's pretty silly.
The whole thing's silly.
It's silly.
You just don't need it.
You don't need it.
I got to be out we have enough.
Now, no one listens and no one's going to do this
because we've all banned this by this.
This is all banned by it.
None of us are supposed to be doing this
and all of us are doing it.
everybody that's where COVID came from.
We manipulate, we were manipulating bat coronaviruses to make them very terrifying so that we could go to the government.
And by we, I don't mean we.
I mean the scientists and the people working on that.
And they were going, hey, we need grant money.
We need more research money.
Because what if that got loose?
What if that got loose?
And the more you manipulated these viruses, the more scary they appeared and were.
and the more money the government would just give you.
They would just give you money.
And they would go, yeah, fuck around, figure it out.
See if you could come up with a vaccine for this or a vaccine for that.
Or how do we protect ourselves against bio warfare?
And Annie Jacobson wrote that book.
You know Annie Jacobson.
She's got that she's all over the place writing all these books.
And she's got that stripper voice.
She's got a phone sex operator voice.
But she writes about, you know, she writes about aliens and the plagues.
in bio-warfare and nuclear war.
Nuclear war.
She goes on Rogan and she goes,
Joe,
from the first nuclear weapon fired
to the point the skin melts off your face
is an hour.
It's one hour.
From the time that a nuclear weapon is fired
to the time that the skin
melts off the tip of your cock,
melts off the tip of your cock.
It's about an hour.
and 10 minutes, Joe.
And with biological warfare,
it's even worse.
And she has that kind of stripper voice.
But she put me in her book,
which a lot of people like.
Shane told me she was,
she, he was reading it, he liked it.
A lot of people liked the book.
Thank you for putting me in the book.
It's nice to be in a book about biological warfare.
That is one of my goals and has been
since I was a young man since I was a little kid.
A lot of the other kids were like,
I want to be a firefighter.
I said, I want to be in a book about biological warfare and how it will end all life on Earth.
And I did it.
So that's really good.
But we're not thinking this is not going to cause a pandemic.
It just won't.
And I also believe thinking positive no matter what now.
I really do.
No matter what's going on.
I don't really care.
Everyone wants to be down on this.
Russian authorities have surely sequenced the pathogen but refused to identify.
Physical lockdown indicates it cannot be controlled with prophylactic antibiotics.
implying engineered pan resistance or that it's not a plague at all.
I'll go with that.
Let's go with B.
None of this means the pathogen will cause a pandemic,
but the response clearly indicates that Russia believes an epidemic is possible
and that the responsible agent is likely a pandemic weapon
or otherwise embarrassing the government.
So it's a bio weapon that leaked out and a couple of scientists got it
and they're dead and they died very quickly.
and that's sad.
But I think that they've got this under control.
I think Russia has got this under control.
And I don't think we're going to have any,
now, famous last words, but knock on wood.
I don't think we're going to have any problems with this.
I think it'll just fade away.
It's going to fade away.
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Like this Cornell 7 thing, it's going to fade away.
Sorry, it's going to fade away.
It's going to fade away.
I know a lot of people keep reading these transcripts and whacking off.
I get it.
A lot of people are masturbating to this.
Do you not a little bit want to jack to it?
Not the rape part, which may or may not have.
Who knows?
I'm with everyone.
I'm with everyone in the whole case.
That's what makes it hard for me.
I'm supporting everyone in the whole case.
They're all degenerates.
But here's the thing.
You know, you start reading these,
and it's like everyone's together in the dorm,
get naked, everybody starts.
Come on.
So here's the deal.
I'm really disappointed in the entire...
My doctor called me the other day
with my blood numbers.
Is there anything alarming?
He goes, no, but they're disappointing.
They're disappointing.
And that's the way you should treat your patient.
when they have, you know,
eaten pancakes at night or something.
You should say this is disappointing.
These numbers are disappointing.
You know?
I was like, it's not alarming, though, right?
He's like, it's not alarming.
He goes, but I feel dejected, betrayed.
Looking at these numbers, I feel alone.
I feel confused, disappointed, ashamed.
But really, what it is here?
What was I doing?
Oh, yeah, the rape.
Gang, gang, gang land, gang rape.
Not good.
good. We might have to bleep that, but that's what we're talking about because it's happening.
Not good. And the frat guys are shit and they're sending out text and they suck and they are
behaving in a way that is, I'm not a lawyer, but I will say this. You can't send out these texts
going there's pussy in the room. Hey, everybody comes to see the pussy in the room. This is not,
to say it's not gentlemanly is the understatement of the year. So,
Nobody would be proud if these were your sons.
Truly, think about that.
You know, no one would be proud.
And as far as her behavior,
I don't love that if it's my daughter, frankly.
So I don't love it.
I don't want any of these children.
I don't want any of these people being my children.
Can I say that?
I don't have children.
But can I say I don't want any of them being my children?
Is that okay?
Can I say that?
I don't want any of these people being my children.
Okay?
and because the behavior that they engaged in
is not what I spend the money to send my kids to Cornell.
I spend good money to send my kids to Cornell.
Now, I don't have children or a family,
but I spend good money to send my kids to Cornell.
I have a cat.
But if my cat went to Cornell,
I spent a lot of money to get my cat into Cornell,
if I sent my cat to Cornell,
and it's a gang fuck,
and we're in the news, I'm not happy.
So I don't want anyone, sorry,
none of them are my pick to have a son or a daughter.
If I had a son or a daughter that was involved in this type of activity,
I would sit them down.
I would go, do you know how much me and your mother's sacrifice to do this?
Do you know how hard it is?
And yes, I get it.
College is supposed to be about experimentation
and figuring out who you are.
But it's loser shit.
Those texts, you can whip it out.
Loser shit.
there's free pussy not a bit not a bit
this is scumbag behavior
and it should not be celebrated or defended
and as far as this young woman
and I don't know what happened because I was not there
and I think drugs and alcohol are a real
you know problem in
recollections of event
I was so drunk once when I was 22 years old
I bought a home it was a mother daughter
and I bought it in Long Island
and I lived there for a year before it was foreclosed on,
and I did that coming out of a bender.
I get it.
But drugs and alcohol are not.
They really are difficult when you're trying to remember or recall
what exactly happened during an event.
I'm not saying what she's saying is untrue.
But we are going to read some texts here
that call into question some of the narrative,
because the narrative is the idea that, like,
It was a GR, because I don't want to keep saying, gang.
You know what I mean?
So it was a GR and there's a small Cuban man crawling all over.
Is it okay?
Is everything okay, sir?
Okay.
Are you Cuban?
What are you?
You're Peruvian.
I like it.
I've always liked Peru.
Machu Picchu, right?
I love the whole thing.
So now that we
He was just walking around the set
I just wanted to say
But he's checking the numbers and stuff
I get it
I think my doctor emailed him
He was concerned as well
So these
We get texts are now coming out
By the way you're on
You're always being watched and monitored
Whether it's the Snapchat
Or text messages or whatever it is
So what we're doing now
And there's probably tons of women
That have gone through things like this
before the era of technology,
that were completely ignored.
And none of it was taken seriously.
And that's tragic.
And not my fault.
Both things are true.
But we have these text messages now
that I think a lot of...
Like, it is more of a gray area.
It's weirder than people thought.
Initially, people were like,
it's clear cut, cut and dry.
and I was open to that.
I was never in a frat.
I dropped out of community college.
I have nothing nice to say.
I don't care Greek life to me is whatever.
Who cares?
I think it's going, I think it's on its way out anyway.
I don't have a specific problem with it.
But I think these things where you feel insulated
from a sense of responsibility
and people kind of cover for each other or whatever,
I tend to believe these things are, you know,
potentially breeding grounds for behavior that's not ideal.
We know that.
that being said, there is also a situation here that seems like her recollection of the event changed.
Now, whether that is something that was cynical, where she got very embarrassed by something that she did,
and then had to kind of reverse and said, well, this thing I thought was consensual now that I've,
now that I'm really embarrassed and this information is getting out about me,
I have to say that it's something else.
or perhaps she realized that there was a lot of things there that she had not consented to.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But let's read these text messages.
And it's tough.
It's difficult to know what's going on.
And everyone, you can't have a conversation about this.
That's why I'm talking to you people.
I'm not talking to people about this.
I won't do it.
I refuse to talk to human beings about it in my private.
life because it is so charged.
I will only speak about it on YouTube.
I will not speak to private human beings about it.
I will not ruin a dinner for it.
Because everyone has, I get it.
Everyone has different, you know.
So now this is a tax from Jonathan.
I guess it was that guy Jonathan Newell and he said,
hey, this is Jonathan.
Gave me your number.
So he didn't even have her number.
So he's in an orgy with somebody
He doesn't have a number
Which in the straight world is a thing
Gay people are married
Still don't have each other's numbers
You know we're not old enough
You know what I mean?
It's like I know we're married
But hit me on someone
You know DM me or something
Hey this is Jonathan
Someone gave me your number
I just wanted to apologize
For how things went down the other night
My memory's kind of fuzzy about a lot of it
But me and Matt
That's a kid that flipped to Dubai
both feel like shit for being too fucked up to shut it down
or to kick people out before it got way out of hand.
So he's acknowledging shit went wrong.
You're an amazing person.
I love, by the way, hilarious.
You're an amazing person and I genuinely...
Not that rape is hilarious.
That's not what I'm saying.
You're an amazing person and I genuinely hope you're not catching as much heat as we are.
We've been shutting down any stories we've heard.
But again, I'm so, so sorry.
So here's from this woman here.
Oh, Jonathan, I really appreciate this text.
My memory's super clouded too.
I think we were all way too fucking drunk and I.
I'm getting a little heat.
Pi-fi girls, blank and blank,
can't get my name out of their mouth.
So that's what maybe a lot of this is.
A lot of people started slut shaming her.
And then, you know, I can't get their name out of their mouth.
But that's to be expected.
But at the end of the day,
none of the sexual
stuff was illegal
and honestly I really like
being with you and Matt
so annoying anyone has to say
so anything anyone has to say
about the gang bang is out of their jurisdiction
she's calling it a gang bang
she's saying so anything
anyone has to say about the gang bang
is out of their jurisdiction I don't think we should feel
any shame for the part
our body our choice
that right there to me
I'm sorry and I know I'm going to get attacked for this
that kind of ends
the idea that this was rape.
It really does.
It really, really does.
Now, it doesn't mean that this is, that they behaved.
They might be civilly liable for all kinds of money.
I'm not a lawyer.
You know what I mean?
But the idea that this was forcible,
rape in the way,
you're going to have to bleep this probably,
because they don't like that word on YouTube, right?
They don't like it.
So they're going to fuck me up and my money up now
because of this.
So I'm getting bleep it.
Let's just bleep the aurs.
Let's bleep the ours.
Can I say gang?
Can I say gang and then bleep it gang?
Glenn B.
This seems to end the idea that it's,
it's, now that I don't know.
Now people's arguments are going to be she's in trauma.
She's traumatized.
And she's still processing what happened.
Bring up some more text.
You have any more text?
Because I think there's some more tax.
and then there's a phone call we want to play.
I want to get to the bottom of it.
I'm trying to get to the bottom of this case.
Because I want to, yeah.
We have a few phone calls.
Let's play the...
Now we're going to play the phone calls from the Cornell 7.
We want to listen to all these calls.
We want to...
Cornell did kick two kids out.
So obviously we realize that while it may not be the,
you know what word, it is, was maybe not so great,
and they're out of the school.
And again, nobody's defending anybody here.
I'd be ashamed if they were my children.
All of them.
I'd be, you know what I want my children to be?
Asian.
That's what I'd like if I had children.
Now, I know one of these people was Asian.
I don't love that either.
That's the one that disappoints me is the Asian one.
Whites, of course.
Behaving like barnyard animals.
But an Asian?
High-end?
High-end Asian?
Acting like this?
No, thank you.
I don't like an Asian in the gang rape.
I don't think that's why...
I don't want an Asian in the gang rape.
I want an Asian doing Asian things
that I can be proud of as his father.
Sorry.
Is that racist?
Is it racist that I don't want an Asian in the gang rape
that I'd like them to be doing other more productive...
of things. I don't think that's racist. I think that's lovely. The whites and the mixed race and whatever,
you can't, these people you can't control. But you get a high-end Asian in the gang rape? What?
Asian in the gang rape. Asian in the gang rape. Why don't you think Sirius gave us $140 million? Asian in the gang rape.
Just three executives that's serious. Congrats to giggle. Giggle puss.
I like those Hannah Burner in that page.
Congrats to Giggle, giggle me, Giggle Squad, Giggle City.
What is it?
Giggle Tits.
What is it?
Giggly Squad.
Giggly Monster?
Giggly Squad?
I like Hannah a lot.
She's a tennis player.
Got them.
And they're good.
And I, see, I watched it the other day.
They're actually funny.
And, you know, and I didn't know what it was.
I didn't know what it was, I think a lot of these female podcasts.
And because egg on my face, I think they're all, you're a slur.
No, you're a slur!
You're such a slur!
You're a slur!
But it's not.
It's not that.
I listened to it and I said, good for them.
I'm excited.
And good for Amy Polar.
Because that's a fast...
Have you heard that show?
If you're...
There's nothing more fascinating than listening to Tom Holland
promote his non-alcoholic beer
because he was an alcoholic for 16 minutes when he was 12.
And now he has a product.
He has a beer, a non-alcoholic.
It's called Barrow.
It's Barrow.
And he goes on Amy Poehler to sling it.
It's called Barrow.
Barrow is small beer.
Always an alcoholic.
I was so just drunk all the time.
And Amy's like, yeah, yeah, wow.
What kind of water do you like?
You like sparkling and you're like still.
I like to go to bed at 6 p.m.
Do you ever go to bed at 6 p.m?
It's fascinating.
It's wild.
It's really good.
I'm not, it sounds like I'm making fun of it,
but it's actually really relaxing and peaceful.
If you listen to her a show, it's really peaceful.
It's, it's wild, you know?
What's your favorite color?
You know, I started out saying blue,
but now I like green.
So, and so I'm happy.
I'm all these people.
I'm congratulating them, actually.
So now we've got Winston Lee.
God, am I disappointed in this, man?
The others, you know, whatever.
She caught both of them nasty pieces.
Okay, hold on.
So Source ABC News.
This is Cornell 7 Audio.
She caught both of these nasty pieces of shit,
straight up lying.
There was nothing.
Okay, so this is somebody saying
that she caught them lying.
Maybe they are all very guilty.
I'm just following the leads.
You know?
Why doesn't Amy Poehler have the Cornell 7 on?
No, I'm just saying, like, here's the thing with podcaster.
There should be a degree of difficulty, like stand up.
There's a degree of difficulty that increases as you keep doing it.
With podcasting, should there not be a degree of difficulty?
Amy Poehler should have the Cornell 7 on and ask them if they like sparkling or still water
or whatever the hell her list of 20 fucking questions is.
Hi, hi.
The Cornell 7.
Thank you so much.
You guys are a little young.
I don't know if you're familiar with my work.
Do you like sparkling or still?
I like to go to bed really early sometimes,
talking really early.
What are you guys?
You guys don't.
You guys are up pretty late.
According to those texts,
you're up pretty late, aren't you?
What are you doing?
You're bad little boys.
Bad boys.
So here we are.
Let's listen to this phone call here.
Hey, what's up?
Jane Doe tells sophomore Winston Lee she's trying to piece everything together.
I was like deeply, deeply intoxicated.
At some point, I said yes to ketamine.
I'm so sorry about all like the backlash you're getting from this.
I feel so bad for you, dude.
I actually, like right afterwards, they told me not to message you because they thought you were going through a lot.
So I constructed this like letter to send you.
But Jane Doe presses him.
I was completely and totally intoxicated and then given multiple sedatives.
and then I was surrounded by upwards of eight to ten men.
This is classified as a gang rape.
That's when Lee's tone appears to change.
Can I ask, like, what's the purpose for why you decided to call him?
Jane Doe tells him, I was blacked out for half of it.
How did all these people get in there?
Lee doesn't mention he was enthusiastic on this Snapchat thread
where more than 50 fraternity brothers were invited to the room.
There was nothing saying that, like, anything was happening in that room or anything.
Well, that's a lie.
That's a lie.
Winston Lee, you are lying.
And that is a lie.
They were on the Snapchat thread saying you can whip it out.
First person, POV, not a bit.
And this is a lie.
So Winston Lee caught in a lie.
Interesting about this.
Now, this is,
this is another call.
Let's play this.
This is a leaked call.
What if me and Amy Paul,
this is a thought.
Me and Amy Poehler,
go to Ithaca,
go to Cornell
and straighten it out.
What if we,
me and Amy Poller went,
now,
now people are going to say
this is tasteless,
but what if we dress like Sherlock Holmes?
And who's the other one?
Who's Hodges?
Watson?
Watson. Me and Amy Pollar, think about this.
And we share the same manager who listens every week.
By the way, I'm sure he's having a stroke.
But think about this.
Me and Amy Polar.
Are you listening?
Dave?
Me and Amy Polar on the Cornell campus dressed as Dickensian detectives,
Sherlock Holmes and Watson.
We're given access to all of the frat houses.
and we kind of go in there and kind of see what's going on.
Now, not to minimize, we're not minimizing anything here, by the way.
In fact, we're elevating it,
and because we're on the campus with the magnifying glass and the hats,
it's a short series, a mini-series that we could engage in.
That's just a thought.
It's an idea.
We throw it out there.
It's an idea.
It's an idea.
Let's play this thing here, the Cornell investigation.
And we're going to get to France.
The kids in France are losing their minds.
They're in revolt because the school systems are not operating at the level they want them to
or something of that nature.
But here's another call between one of the Frat brothers and Jane Doe.
Here it is.
Good morning, Rebecca, ABC News has obtained a recording of a phone call between Jane Doe and the fraternity brother.
She went to see the night she was allegedly attacked.
The call appears to show that he was trying to convince her he meant no harm, and she consented.
You want me to get in my recollection of the entire night?
Three weeks after her traumatic night at the Kai Fye House, a then-Cornell student, now known as Jane Doe, called Matthew Ingalls,
the friend who invited her to the fraternity that night, recording the entire conversation.
She told him she spent time in the emergency room and in therapy because there's so much damage on my body and my brain.
She said if I wanted to take this somewhere, what y'all did would be classified as gang rape.
You already knew when I came in, I was ten shots deep.
Ingalls responded with a different recollection.
You did tell me you were sober, by the way.
You did.
You said you hadn't been anywhere.
Jane Doe said she was 100% sure, she told him, she had been at a bar for a sorority event, and I never lie.
She asked him how they ended up in a threesome with one of his frat brothers.
So you come in, say hi.
We start dancing for like maybe three to five minutes, and then I popped the question.
You say yes.
Then I remember like we didn't know who else to bring.
So I go up to the B.
Who was on the dance four two.
And I pop the question and he's like, yeah, and then we go upstairs.
Jane Doe then asking for his help to identify all of the men,
saying she remembered four.
four in the bed and more standing around the room.
Ingalls seem to suggest both of their memories may not be accurate.
I have racked my brain for this mystery.
You know, it's possible, but both of us, like, remember this and it's not true.
Jane Doe pushed back, saying, no, because I remember looking up and being like,
that is too many people.
She then asked, do you remember how any of these guys walked in?
The party was sort of, like, crowded.
So people started, like, um,
filling up the balcony, just because there was nowhere else to go.
Engels did not mention that during the incident,
he posted to a group on Snapchat, a photo of her in bed,
and an invitation to his fraternity brothers,
saying, boys, come whip it out.
Cornell expelled Engels.
Yeah, I mean, by the way, let's play.
I mean, this is all now suggesting that there's some civil
and potential criminal liability here.
I'm not a litigator.
but people I know are.
And it's not great.
Not great.
We're going to move on from this.
We don't want it to be a whole R-word-themed show.
That's not what we're trying to do.
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So we have Diddy.
Diddy, by the way, in Miami, I feel like it's important to talk about Diddy.
He'll be coming back here soon and kind of getting back to his life,
which I think is appropriate because there's another era for him.
I think that we all, when you are running a trafficking ring that probably has some
connection to some type of intelligence or fixers or whatever, and you're given kind of a slap on
the rest sentence, and you're let out of jail early, a la Epstein, and you're back, you know,
kind of on the town, he's going to be in another era of his life. And he deserves that.
I think he deserves the chance to kind of grow old and kind of like reflect on all the things
he's been a part of, you know, he's had a really, he's at an interesting life. That's what you say
about P. Diddy. He's had a really interesting life, you know? Would
shoot people. Sometimes
it'd bring people over to the house.
Everybody fucks everybody and then he'd shoot one of them
in the leg and then they'd run out of the house screaming.
He would do things like that. That's proven. You could look that up.
Not you, but them. Out there. I'm telling you the truth.
And he would do it with his kids. I think his sons, he would go, let's all fuck everyone
and shoot him. That's the type of guy he was. You know what I mean? He was an
interesting guy. He was like one of those guys
where you're like, this guy's
you know, he's a character.
That's what you say about a guy like P. Diddy is a character, you know?
And we're losing that in the country.
We are.
We're losing it.
We're losing people like that where you have a fun story about, you know,
my friend's parents were like this,
not that they would fuck us or shoot us in the leg,
but they were characters.
They were exciting.
They were fun.
They were booze hounds.
They were fucking chaotic people.
And they were always, you know, getting into things.
And that's the way I see.
see Diddy. I see him as that. I don't see
him as like the, you know, a lot of people say, oh, he's a
human trafficker. Sure. Sure.
But I
see him as sort of just this guy that just, you know, got involved in a lot of different
things. But, you know, but at his
heart was sort of a sweet man, I think.
So this is, let's see his life in prison
because it is cushy. It is nice.
Tonight, an inside look
at how Sean Combs is living
in federal prison. For the first time
in footage exclusively obtained,
by NBC News, Combs is seen using a cell phone, which is prohibited by federal law.
This all comes nearly a year after Combs was sentenced to 50 months for prostitution-related offenses.
NBC News spoke to four men who spent time with Combs in prison at Fort Dix in New Jersey.
They were granted anonymity to speak freely about life inside prison.
They described Diddy's privileged life, saying he's paid thousands of dollars a month to other inmates to do chores, like make his bed.
clean his toilet and shower, even give him massages.
They also cook him special meals like these.
By the way, stop it for a minute.
Every human trafficker loves a massage.
Every human trafficker, their favorite thing in the world is to get a massage.
It's unbelievable.
If you are trafficking people, you just like it because you're stressed.
Because it's a stressful job.
So you just, it makes sense you're stressed all the time.
You're, you know, you're compromising these really important,
powerful people, your, you know, all of these operations, Ham Epstein,
they all seem to always be like at any moment ready to fall apart.
It feels like you're, because you think of how hard it is, you know,
and again, I'm not trying to build sympathy for these men,
but you've got your people, you're trafficking, you've got your client,
it's a client services business, like anything else, human trafficking is a client
services business.
It's a concierge business.
It's a lifestyle business.
a high-end concierge, lifestyle concierge business.
You're dealing with very demanded people, incredibly wealthy.
They have lots of options.
You see what I mean?
They have lots of options.
They can use many different services
to procure individuals for them to rape and murder.
And you have to stand out and offer something
that competition doesn't.
You have to make it easy for them.
You have to, you've got to be easy to work with.
You've got to be able to pivot.
In a business like that,
have to be able to clean up messes.
You have to be able to put their minds at ease if they accidentally kill someone or if they
find themselves not able to travel on the day they want to travel.
These are all real things.
It's a business.
Like anything else, I'm not defending it.
I'm just saying it's actually a business.
They run it like a business.
And it's stressful and they like to get a massage because at the end of the day, they're like,
I am really working.
I am working here.
and it is tough because also what they're doing is highly illegal.
It's highly illegal.
But they're protected to a certain degree
because the people that run our world are doing it with them.
So they are protected.
But the lower level people don't know that.
So the lower level people are always kind of trying to take them down.
And then the higher level people have to tell the lower level people,
hey, why don't you ignore that case?
we don't think there's anything to see there.
Why don't you focus on something else?
And this is why he got a sweetheart deal.
This is why he's somewhat protected.
This is why he's living in cushy life in jail.
It is exactly 100% the Epstein stuff.
I mean, there's no difference, really.
One is white, one is black.
One was hanging out with entertainers and celebrities and athletes.
Another one was hanging out with businessmen and scientists.
and senators and presidents.
But when you look at it, it's pretty similar across the board.
Tons of victims.
The case goes to court.
They specify only a few victims.
A lot of people testify, but they only go at him for certain charges,
certain things.
They narrow the scope of the inquiry to not embarrass any A-list people
or at least very few A-list people,
very few bold-faced names.
and they run the case through the court,
and usually the person either A, gets a sweetheart deal,
or B, ends up dead.
And there is no trial, John Luke Brunel and many other things, you know?
All of the, and that was the fashion, I believe it was a photographer,
or I believe he was, uh, John Luke Brunel was a ran a modeling agency
and he was very good friends with Epstein.
He died.
So people either die or they get a sweetheart deal and then they're back out on the street.
Now, when he's back out, they might get him.
or he might just quietly live his life
and, you know, hire a bunch of PR people.
Because by the way, as soon as he gets out of jail, here's what happens.
He's going to spin this narrative.
He's going to hire really top-tier PR people.
Assuming they don't find them dead, he doesn't fall off a boat
or hang himself or whatever,
assuming that doesn't happen,
he's going to hire top-tier PR people
and then they're going to start the offensive that he was never trafficking anyone,
that all activity was consensual.
Maybe he'll come out and say I'm bisexual or whatever.
But he's going to try to do this.
He's going to say, and then as people move on and kind of forget these things,
it will be the amount of time, you know, people that quote,
time heals all.
wounds, the amount of time because it takes for people to forget about something or for people
to reframe something in their head is much shorter now that it's ever been.
Because you were stimulated now in such a way that you're on your phone and everything's
hitting you, everything's coming at you at once.
So the amount of time it takes for you to forget something or to reframe it in your mind
or for it to be reintroduced to you and go, oh yeah, that's what that was.
you know, because nobody pays attention to the details.
And then a few years later, they go, actually it was this.
You go, whoa, that's what that was.
That used to take years.
People would make movies where that would happen.
And then years later, you go, what was that?
And then a movie will come out.
You go, yeah, that's what it was.
Or a documentary.
Now it's going to take a period of months.
It'll be much less than it ever was before, maybe a year or so.
But most people have a friend.
already forgotten and moved on from these stories.
They might have a bad taste in their mouth about a person.
I don't think he's going to be a Disney brand ambassador anytime soon.
But I think he's going to be able to, you know,
because now when we think about Epstein, for example,
we lose so much of the contacts about Epstein.
And there's so much that's been said about Epstein.
There's so much people have talked about it.
But you just lose a lot of the context.
and it has been framed in such a way that it is a political scandal.
Now it is a political scandal to a degree, but it's bigger than that.
It's certainly bigger than horse race partisan politics.
But now like Rosie O'Donnell, bringing the victims and they're all singing,
and the Democrats were like, we have a real interest in this case now that they know Trump
tried to cover it up.
So then the Democrats are like, let's lead the charge.
but none of those people gave a shit before they thought Trump was implicated.
So now it just becomes a political scandal.
It's much bigger than that.
It's a global scandal about much more than that.
It's about how irrelevant a lot of the political formations are
because there's people like Jeffrey Epstein,
and people didn't even know that they existed.
They were like operating behind the scenes.
They had access to all these people,
but they had no official role.
Nobody knew who they were.
nobody knew how they got their money.
Nobody knew how they lived in the most expensive house in Manhattan.
And he's not the only one.
There's no way he's the only guy.
There's no way.
But we forgot that and we stopped asking that.
And it just became, it just became political.
And there's nothing that we can really do about it
except hope that.
And Israel gets to the bottom of it.
And I think they will.
I think they will.
I have faith.
Speaking of our midterms,
Polymarket has the odds of the Democrats sweeping the midterm.
64% chance Democrats take the Senate,
91% chance Democrats take the House
and everyone can go and trade if they want.
Tala Rico is, wow, 61%
Ken Paxson's sort of corrupt.
And people like Tala Rico, because he's kind of elfish.
Get his face up.
People like, hey, he's Christian, but he's liberal,
but he has an elfish presence.
Yes, people want this now.
Bring him up.
Remember the few years ago it was the rat man?
Well, that's not good.
I don't like that picture.
But remember it was people like the rat,
what did they call the rat boys
that people used to want to fuck?
The rat face men.
Yeah, the rat face men.
But wasn't there a name for them?
It was a name for the rat face guys
that were all the rage.
A couple of years ago in New York City,
about a year ago.
there's a bunch of, you know,
rodent-faced men.
Like, you know, people like that.
People were hot for that.
Now they want this.
He has an elfish quality.
He has an elfish quality.
And we all remember the elves from Lord of the Rings
as kind of noble, spiritual, ethereal beings.
And people want that now out of politics.
They kind of want sort of this elfish guy.
Now, he's had the flu for a long time.
And what is he's like, he's disappeared for two wings.
I don't know.
I mean, you've got to get out there
in campaign,
but I think he's going to win
because people like this
idea of just having this kind of elfish
person.
Because that's really what we're going to vote on soon
is just kind of like,
what do they remind us of from the realms of fantasy?
You know?
Like, get up Ken Paxton
just to show people what he looks like.
Yeah, Ken Paxson looks like the biggest piece of shit
that has ever existed.
Yeah, that's, we don't want that.
No one wants, you see the eye, you see his one eye.
Not to sound like clav here, but we are in Miami.
We are in Miami.
We're kind of, not to bite clav, but I will say this,
this guy's eye is in a wrong, I mean, what is that?
I don't even know what the hell that is.
I don't even know how you would describe what that even is.
he looks like a drunk beggar in like a medieval thing,
like one of those strange guys with the eye.
Whereas this guy's just a fun elf that people like
who shows up and tells you that although the war will be long,
they will win, you know?
No, look at that.
Again, it's creepy elf.
Elf, we will persevere.
So Tala Rica is at about 61%.
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I have a really commented on the Israeli fly Dubai thing because I don't understand it,
but as I, and I'm not saying it's a false flag.
You know, one false flag, everybody knows the rules.
I don't know what it is, but apparently a Pakistani co-pilot on a Dubai,
a flight from Dubai to Tel Aviv, stabbed the pilot,
at which point Israeli Special Forces kind of stormed the cockpit
and landed the plane in Tel Aviv and then everyone cheered.
And that, I guess, would be their excuse to nuke Turkey?
I don't know.
But I'm not saying it didn't happen, by the way.
I'm just saying it's confusing to me when I hear it.
I'm confused by it.
But it's, I, um,
fly Dubai flight plan 9-11 style terror attack.
I guess he wanted to sail it into Tel Aviv.
But instead, he is,
he just, um, he stabbed the guy.
And then they went into the cockpit and,
can you play something here that just tells us what it was?
because I'm...
Tonight, disturbing new details of the terror attack foiled by heroic passengers and a brave flight captain.
The official says the co-pilot, identified by multiple sources as Hamam al-Hamami, has told investigators he wanted to evade Israel's defenses, then crash into the airport or another building in Tel Aviv.
Captain Schmidt-Mashar says the terror began when the co-pilot started stabbing him, speaking to Israel's prime minister from his.
his hospital bed.
Stop this for a minute.
How soon do the Ellisons make this into a film?
They've just merged Paramount and Warner Brothers.
If you don't think that this is already in development, you're out of your mind.
If you don't think that the Ellisons already have this in development, you are out of your fucking mind.
I mean, obviously innocent people dying is terrible and, you know,
I hate everything about that.
I don't even love commercial flight, really.
So I, even when it goes well.
But I would say that you have,
it's a real story here, it's a really interesting story.
It's odd.
And again, I'm not saying it's a fake thing.
It's real, it happened.
I don't know, it's odd to me, but whatever.
I'm happy that they storm the thing
and they land at the plane.
I'm happy about all that.
I'm happy about it.
But the Ellis, this is a fucking film.
This is a film and it's going to be, but play the rest of it because it is inspiring.
This should inspire all of you.
Tim Machar says his colleague told him he was going to pray and step behind him.
All of a sudden, he started to get hit with an axe.
My vision was almost like nothing.
He tried to open the door once, but the attacker closed it and he somehow managed to twist the knob open again.
I came and just went for the door and opened the door.
People familiar with the matter telling the Wall Street Journal,
al-Hamami had been banned from flying in his home country, Amman, over his radical views.
And an Israeli official tells NBC news he had posted on social media about killing Jews.
That person should not have been flying an airline.
Here he is.
Here in Israel.
I love how quick, by the way.
Look at how quick they cut out, Jadie.
If this is a little respect anyone has for J.D. Vance, I almost feel bad for him.
Take a look at this clip of J.D. Vance and how quick it is. It's unbelievable.
How quickly they cut him off. Here it is.
Jews.
That person should not have been flying an airline.
Yeah, they just cut him right off.
Jady Vance, friend of the show, long-time friend of the show, just gets cut off immediately.
They're like, he's the vice president of the United States.
They cut him off like a crazy woman who's talking.
about a car accident in Long Island
on like our local news station.
He's cut off mid-sentence.
They're like, get him out of here.
Unbelievable.
Somehow the loser in all of this is Jady Vance.
I mean, not the people on a plane.
I mean, a loser seems to be Jady Vance.
Like, just no respect.
And this is NBC News, by the way.
No respect to Vice President.
He's like, that guy shouldn't have been flying it.
Cut.
Cut him.
Pull his mic. Cut his mic.
J.D. Van's getting his microphone cut here.
It's like, it's unbelievable.
Can you imagine he's home just watching that?
Just like rolling his eyes, you know, eating potato chips, sitting around his couch.
Like, nobody cares what I have to say.
You know, what are you going to do here?
I am excited that.
Ellisons have a new movie because that's what this will be.
This will be a new film for the Ellisons.
This is coming.
This is really, and listen, the citizens of Israel, say what you want about them.
They are always ready to do something.
That's what I like about them.
If they're, you know, like if we're going to be positive for a minute, they're always
ready to do, this is their threat.
They like this.
This is like what they're into.
They like hijackings and terror, they party in the bomb shelters.
They were all fucked up over there a little bit.
You're kind of used to, like, they're always ready to charge cockpits.
It's, they live in a maniacal way.
It's not a natural way to live to just air raid sirens,
and then you run into a bunker and start, like, raving.
That's not a human life.
I don't know what that is.
But they've done it for so long that they've done it for so long
that that's just the way that they live.
In fact, a lot of them are timing,
and this is not a joke or this is true.
A lot of them are timing the air raid sirens
for, like, they know when the air raid sirens are going to go off,
so they eat dinner, and then the check gets dropped at the table,
and then the siren, and they run away.
And I know that seems stereotypical and like a hack thing,
but it's actually a news story that's true.
The check comes, and as soon as the check hits the table,
it's like the air raid side, they time it and they go.
So the good part about living like that
is that I guess you're always ready to storm the car.
Can you imagine this is an American flight?
Like nobody's ready to storm a cockpit.
In fact, the one story on 9-11 about them storming the cockpit,
I'm pretty sure it's fake.
Let's roll.
Nobody even believes that even happened.
Nobody believes that happened.
People think the military shot the plane down.
No one believes let's roll happened.
But like in Israel, the good thing about living in that crazy,
thing, that reality they all live in, I guess they're just always ready to storm a cockpit?
They're always ready to run into an underground bunker.
They seem unfazed by a lot of this.
They just, this is what they're into.
This is how they live.
It's not a nice way.
It's not like a New England way to live.
The leaves turn, you have some tea.
You know what I mean?
You read a book.
You get to bed early.
this is not that.
This is like a crazy way to live
where every plane you get on
you imagine is being hot.
This is the way they all live.
That's why when the government's like,
we got to kill them all.
They're like, all right, yeah.
Because every plane they get on,
they think it's going to be hijacked.
Every single one.
Every time they're out having dinner,
they're like, I bet we're going to be,
in a few minutes,
we're going to be in a tunnel
huddling with a bunch of people.
And I'm sure that there's Israeli people
that listen to the show
that are
like, no, no, but it's a lovely place to live.
I'm sure it is nice.
The food's good and people dance
and women have rights, gays have rights.
I'm sure that's a nice place.
It's lovely.
But then there is also that dynamic there
where everyone does feel like immediately.
Where is Netanyahu in these polls, by the way?
Let's ask, is he going to win again?
Where is the Israeli election coming up?
Because the way they have this like parliamentary system
where you can kind of game the system
so he can kind of hold power.
Netanyahu out 38%
that he'll be out by December 31st.
People don't believe that Netanyahu's leaving.
People don't believe that Trump is leaving.
People think Trump's going to bomb San Diego
and blame it on Iran.
I mean, this is really where we're at now.
People think like the USS, the Abraham Lincoln
has a nuke on it,
and Trump's going to bomb San Diego and then say it was Iran.
Here's the thing.
We might be at the point now where false flags don't even work.
We might be past false flags where people go,
no one's going to believe this.
Why decimate our economy here?
No one's going to even believe us if we did.
We're just going to have to do the,
we can't give the people a false flag.
It would be, I think this is what they say to each other.
I think they go, I know it would be nice to give them a false flag.
to give them something,
but we can't even do that anymore.
They're not even going to believe it.
We can't even give them a false flag.
20 years ago, we give them a false flag.
And we say, hey, we're going to the Middle East
because of, you know, the whole thing.
But now you can't do a false flag
that anyone would really believe,
so I think they're just going to have to go and do what they want to do
without even giving us the benefit of a false flag.
that's how fuck things are now.
You used to be able to count on your own government
to murder a bunch of its citizens
to manufacture consent to go to war.
They're not even doing that anymore.
That's how little they respect you.
They won't even kill you
so they can go to war.
They'll just do it.
There's no narrative building even happening.
I mean, it's insane.
They're ghosting.
you. It's like when you're talking to somebody on text and they stop responding. They don't tell
you I'm not into it. They stop responding. The government is ghosting you. They're just moving on
and doing this shit. They're not giving you the benefit of the doubt. They're not even sending a few guys
with AKs into a mall. Not that I want that, but it would be nice to feel like we mattered.
it would be nice to feel like we mattered a little bit.
Like when somebody said they're going to nuke San Diego,
I was like, whoa, they care?
They care about us?
I thought it was all just crypto scams.
I thought it was all just pools of capital.
But they care?
They're going to nuke a great American city for us.
Wow.
there was a part of me, of course, I don't want San Diego to be newt,
but there was a part of me that when they said they were going to nuke San Diego,
I felt that old early aughts 9-11 warmth in my heart
where I said we have a government that really cares about us,
they care enough to nuke a great American city
so that we can all rally around.
And I said, that's kind of,
and I don't want it to happen.
Nobody wants it to happen.
It's a satirical program, obviously,
for all the people that are watching this.
But it does feel nice.
It does feel nice that somebody would even consider that.
Because I feel like we're ignored, for the most part,
by our rulers.
And even the idea that they go,
We got to get them into this again.
It confirms the idea that we're here, that we have agency.
You know what I mean?
And, you know, so let's look at Trump saying this,
because this again made me, it made me, it made me happy.
The idea of it, I was like, this is kind of,
this is kind of nice.
This is almost beautiful.
Listen to this.
Remember, with the word, just artificial.
It's a little bit high.
It's a small price to pay for keeping the world safe, keeping our country safe.
They can take out a city.
Let him take out Los Angeles.
Let them take out San Diego.
That's, this is a very small price to pay.
And it's going to be over with it.
It's essentially almost over with.
So here's the thing.
This, for months, he's been saying it's almost over,
and they're going to take out an American city.
And the people clap when he says, let's take out Los Angeles.
The people clap.
You know, I have my issues with Los Angeles.
I don't want to see it new.
But the people clap.
But you can tell there's no more,
there's no genuine enthusiasm for this.
In the beginning, when he starts talking about the Iran War,
it has consumed his presidency.
It's ruined his presidency and it's Detroit's legacy.
And there's no enthusiasm for this.
Nobody wants to do this.
None of the people behind him understand what's going on anymore.
They actually don't understand
what's going on. They're just put there. They're following this guy into the depths. They don't care.
This is invasion of the body snatchers. This is Night of the Living Dead. This is people who've all
been lobotomized. And they don't understand what's going on. Because if he said the exact opposite,
which he did for years, they were behind him clapping. Now he's saying the exact
the opposite and there behind him clapping, no matter what he says, they'll be there.
This is a group of people that no matter what he says, this is the way.
A lot of people in the cult don't leave the cult.
That's not the way the cult is designed.
The cult, when you go deep into a cult, you don't leave.
You drink the Kool-Aid.
You drink the juice.
You're out.
You die.
You're gone.
And maybe even, you know, not like not actually.
Maybe it's metaphorically.
but your mind is gone.
Your mind, your critical thinking is gone.
So many of these people,
um,
they have no plans on leaving.
They won't leave.
No matter what he says,
they will stand there.
And they will cheer for him and clap.
And you hear the people,
uh, in the back,
you know, when he starts talking about it,
and he's like,
we're going to,
uh,
it's just,
it's a guttural,
it's guttural rage.
It's not a realistic,
rational part of the brain.
It's the pure, you know,
cauldron of bile
that exists.
And we're kind of at the end of this
and the midterms are going to come
and this is all going to go away.
But play it again.
I want people to listen to it again.
Listen to what I'm talking about.
And again, remember,
with the word, just artificial.
It's a little bit high.
It's a small price to pay
for keeping the world safe,
keeping our country safe.
They can take out a city.
Let them take out Los Angeles.
Let them take out San Diego.
That's, this is a very small price to pay.
Yeah, so the people, the people are,
and then we're getting out of here,
but the people are,
because we have people coming in to review Asaiables,
but the people,
The people.
That's when you rent the studio.
We have to end, actually.
We have an only fan's chick right now
who's gonna put an assaye bowl in her pussy.
You're like, thank you, thank you.
I'm like, what did Spotify give her?
They're like $300 million.
Good night.
