We Might Be Drunk - Ep 236: Joel McHale

Episode Date: June 16, 2025

Joel McHale joins Mark and Sam to throw back some drinks and dive into a wild one—swapping stories about Rodney Dangerfield and Paul Reubens, breaking down cancel culture and Demolition Man predictions, and reminiscing on stage life, reality TV chaos, and hair transplant regrets. Plus, Joel dishes behind-the-scenes moments with Seth MacFarlane, Mark Wahlberg, and the highs and lows of being a Hollywood extrovert. Sponsored by: 🩲 Get Dad the comfort he deserves with 30% off during Sheath’s Father’s Day Sale (through June 15) https://www.sheathunderwear.com — code DAD30 💨 Support the show and get 20% off your Lucy order https://www.lucy.co/DRUNK — code DRUNK 📈 Predict the news with Kalshi. Get $10 when you make a $100 trade https://www.kalshi.com/DRUNKS 🎧 Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD 🛒 Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ 🎬 Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ 🎙️ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD: https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #JoelMcHale #MarkNormand #SamMorril #SheathUnderwear #LucyNicotine #Kalshi #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey

Oh Okay, we got a wine snob with us right here, yeah Absolutely, so if not wine we could do like we got every like you have a what do you have an IPA? Do we have beer? Good God. Oh, we got everything except for well, we have liquor drinkers. We're not really beer guys It's why I drink scotch. We got some auger bullet. OK, we got great scotch. No, I want to drink wine. Come on.

This is early in the day. Let's see what the rating is. Very early. Which scotch is it? Let me start opening there, JoJo. All right, the 2019, guys. Here we go. Ooh.

$12.97. Hey. In New York. Well, that was when it was new. Actually, we shouldn't have that. That's headache in a bottle. So I need to go to my ex. Hey.

Let's do some of these. It probably is fine, but I don't know if you'd like they reverse engineer cheap wines and with, I'm not kidding. And so they would be like, oh, you like the taste of that? So they use all these powders and chemicals and stuff to make it taste a certain way. And that shit gives you a headache. Thank you.

Easy, RFK. Hands-cleaning, thank you. All right, good to know. Wine is the worst hangover, I think. Yeah, Sangria is the worst hangover. Because that's wine but with other shit. Gross. I don't, all sugar.

It's the hard liquor that gets me. Really? So let's do, hmm. No, no, that gives me the hangover. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even like a clean tequila or vodka, clear liquor to me, I'm good. No, it's got so much more alcohol in it.

That's true. That's why I like it. You know, distilled. But wine is sugar, dude. The sugar doesn't. You get the same thing doesn't happen if you have a donut. I feel like shit. Look at you. You're fucking ripped, by the way.

I didn't realize you were like a donut today. What a dill. Killing it. We had a cronut. Yes. I feel like you hide it on the comedy shows a little bit. And now I see I'm like, this guy's kind of shredded. I wear shirts from Baby gap that'll do it It's the only way I can show it off so Did you find an IPA?

You have a flavored beer That's Whitney Cummings shit right there, this is embarrassing she was pushing that stuff on I'll have a Whitney Cummings kombucha That's great. I'll also are they cold stuff on I'll have a Whitney Cummings kombucha. That's great I'll also yeah, are they cold? Okay, I'll do a kombucha then all right spike kombucha. How many drinks have you guys had? What's the record on the pile? We've blacked out. We've gotten her Christ you're on we've had animals on these so That birch he's my hero. Oh, well, you're the one Drinking that one is less. Oh

I like grapefruit. This is the personal Whitney one. It's where this is the one that made her fucker stalker Yeah, get a baby with a stalker. She did. Yeah She's open about this. Okay I don't think this is your story to tell no no no, I'm the stalker. Oh Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I didn't think she'd keep it You were saying you're not touching this good to well that one they Pressurize the others

Like an avocado cheers. Thanks. Hey mazl guys Hmm, I gotta pull this up, but I have a photo I opened for you in Caroline's in 2009 I remember yes 2009. I remember. You were pumped. I was very pumped. I have a photo of us in the green room pitching about Chevy Chase. Oh, perfect. Yeah.

Yeah, that's a daily occurrence. And now Carolines is gone and Chevy's still here. Yeah. Let's see our photos. I did not think he would outlive that club. That's crazy. I know. I'm surprised it went down.

Are you still on bad terms with Chevy Chase or no? Well, I was it's it's not that it was Good. Okay. I don't know. It's like we haven't talked to him forever, but It's not only gonna sing where we ever were like, that's it There was never that but but I've been very vocal about oh, yeah, you didn't want to be there No, no, it's so weird to not work for that long and then get a great gig and maybe like fuck this Yeah, he was yeah, he didn't like he that he yeah, we shot him out each day and yeah Yeah, I mean you it's paid. There's enough. Yeah How you know how his behavior on set?

Yeah, yeah, we're still good on the show I mean he's still he's amazing he's so funny on it and when he knew his lines he was great yeah man he was a hunk back in the day was a tall he was a for real leading man oh were you a big fan growing up huge yeah yeah famously Fletch and Vacation, those were, I memorize those. Same, same. But then like, what, the one where he's snorting cocaine. What? Wow. Foul play? Foul play, there it is.

Yeah. Oh wow. Oh modern problems, there it is. Oh, yes sorry. Foul play was the Goldie Hawn joint. Yeah, but he had a run, but then he really had some stinkers too. But hey, but don't we all who doesn't right? Yes There is there you go. That's the back backstage pop in a good one. Like three amigos is funny. I love

Me go. Yeah, I mean it's good ones that I have memorized. It's a sweater Yeah, plethora. I remember tuning into when they all three of them hosted SNL What right is that right? Yeah for promotion of the movie Wow way back you guys might not have been born 86 I believe it came out and I was born in 83 so I had it on VHS. I wore it out directed by oh I know Really who? I wore it out. Directed by? Oh, I know. John Landis. Really? Landis. Landis. The king. Lorne Michaels produced. Isn't he the one with the helicopter? Mm-hmm. Landis. He was a helicopter? No, the people died in the helicopter. He was directing Twilight Zone. Damn. Oh.

Yeah. He also had a beef with Eddie Murphy. He did? Or is that Ivan Reitman? I think it was Landis. Who did Coming to America? That was Eddie Murphy. But who directed it? It's like who's on first. I know he wasn't in. We're gonna find out who. I'm telling you him and Murphy hated each other. Well it looks like he directed Trading Places. That's where it started. And it's Coming to America. Thank you. All right. But then they did Boerang after that. So yeah, and how'd that go? Uh, I feel like it was a hit Try to get the juices flowing I like it. All right, it's early five point six. That's what I'm talking about. That's the rating People still liked it though. I enjoyed it.

Yeah. It's a sexy comedy. Wasn't it Halle Berry? I think it was Robin Givins. When Dumb and Dumber came out, it was panned. But then it was a massive hit. Comedies never get like. Wait a minute.

Maybe this was great. It's brilliant. Dude, Where's My Car was a huge hit, right? But a bad movie. Well, then. I mean, I don't want to get you in trouble. I know you're in the Hollywood world try I was not in it oh yeah that oh it's gonna really come down on me for but there was the country yeah I think

that here he's at a moss tunnel right now he's right now he left the country I think there were some diddy stuff yeah Wow this is. This is taking so many. Sorry, Joel. He was on a weird streak where they wrote the judge to try to get that 70s show guy off. And then the Diddy stuff came out. And he was like, I think I'm going to go to Sweden for a while. I'm out of here.

Yeah, maybe not Sweden. I made up a country. He went somewhere. Sweden's a real country. No, but I made up where he would have went. Yeah. Yes, yes. Maybe, I don't know, Narnia?

He's in Narnia. We've had him on the show. Call in, Asht don't know Narnia. He's in Narnia We've had a show call in Ashton if you're watching if you're whatever time zone you're in It's a live show. I like we were deep in that movie thing. We're like Ashton Kutcher No way to find out what he's doing It's called googling with I know Point just sitting there doing nothing. You got the computer. Google bitch. He's currently in Beverly Hills.

In a farmhouse. And he's got a beachfront home in Carpinteria. Good for him. Wait, but it doesn't... Go to Ashton Kutcher News, I guess. Yeah, go to News. I don't trust the AI, dude. Why are we leaning on AI for all this shit? Yeah, they're gonna take over They're gonna take our jobs

boom Okay, all right another I didn't make that up another proven point a move to Europe and that was in October Yeah, that was when the diddy shit was heating up. Oh, yeah, like it's now is when it is the most Yeah, a lot of stuff going on This was the beginning now. He's uh, he's going to jail. Hmm for sure. Okay, he called it here I still want for some reason I want to Google Rodney Dangerfield. I Don't know why but I'm all for it, dude. I love we love Rodney. I love him big fan. He's Grace of all time my friend

He was in a band called the Presidents United States of America. Big fan. He's one of the greatest of all time. My friend, he was in a band called the Presidency United States of America. Oh, great band. Name Lump. Cheese Lump. Heaches. And he was on Conan's 1230 show playing Lump and Rodney Dangerfield was on the show. Wow. And he said they happened to be in the restroom at the same time just fucked and fucked No, they were at the stall. They're at the stalls and my friend Chris just goes I'm a big fan. He's big like he what like huge like all his life and Roger Dangerfield just goes Well, maybe the urinal was a bad time to tell you yeah, no you wait to wash the hand Yeah, yes, you don't talk at the urinal. I think it's a silence

I think you go all in and be like thank you while I'm holding my penis I Yeah, it's great turn. Well you want you wanted a zing from Rodney. Yeah, I think he just was like We're gonna talk to me all my cocks in my head. Good God. Yeah, I think he just was like, What, you're gonna talk to me about all my cucks in my hand? Good God. Yes, that would have been great. That's really good. He can do it. You're right, right.

You heard the Eddie Murphy urinal story with Rodney. No, that's a great one. So he beat up John Landis, but no. So he went to go pee, and Rodney, it was just the beginning of Eddie Murphy. No one knew him yet. No, believe me, the first part. Oh, you tell it.

The first part is, like years ago, Eddie Murphy sees him in his club. Yes. And he goes up, and he's like, stunting. He's like, oh, I'm gonna go kill in front of Rodney. And he crushes, and he's expecting Rodney to be like, oh my god, you're great. And he gets off, and he goes, what the fuck, you're filthy.

Like, what's wrong with you? You're so filthy, you're never gonna make it like that. You're dirty, kid. You're too dirty. And then years go by, and Eddie Murphy's telling out some insane venue in Vegas. And they're urinal to urinal. And Randy just turns to me and goes, hey, who knew?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Pretty good. Pretty good. It's great, man. Great. I remember what he told Norm. He's like, hey, Norm, you know, stand-up's the best. Movies, TV, it's all shit.

You got to stick with stand-up. And he saw Norm 10 years, or saw Randy 10 years later. He's like, stand-up shit. It's all shit. What? He's a complicated man. Yeah, he's, yeah. That, Norm McDonald.

The king. The king. You meet him? You work with him? I never worked with him. There was a couple of tweets. Yeah. There was a, at one point, William Shatner

was tweeting at us going going you guys aren't funny You guys together us together why I don't know and we're shattered. What's he talking? I retweeted It was like big fan and yeah, I didn't understand Yeah, that was but I never met Norma. I never got to meet him how the fuck did Shatner outlive norm Yeah, I like a lot on cold bear last night Wow he's been to the moon four times yeah yeah so Shatner just doesn't like you well and then I do trash him on the soup or something I don't know we did I was like well I was the burp this kombucha mmm it be burp like stalker. Mm. Oh, hippie burp. It's like stalker.

I was confused because there's been people that were offended. And I was like, OK, yeah, we showed that clip of you. And but I couldn't fit. We had no I don't know if I had made fun of his friend or something like that. Or but unexplainable. And then three years ago, I hosted the, it's like the Sci-Fi Awards, it's called the Saturn Awards in LA. Quit bragging.

Well, I can't help but. And he was there and I was like, here we go. This is probably where he's gonna, and then he walked up and he was like, hey, Joel, how are you? And I was like, I can't keep track of anything. The Saturn Awards, pound for pound, one of the best award shows.

It is. I thought you were going to say the fattest attendees. Pound for pound, the fattest people. It is pound for pound. It's muscle mass. But if you look at the list of people that are there. Oh, look at that. It is insane.

Really? Keanu Reeves, Nicolas Cage. Are you a big sci-fi guy? Yeah, I mean, I like a lot of stuff, but I love sci-fi, but everybody stays. Like Kevin Feige sits in the front row for four hours. Jesus. Yeah, it's a good time.

And how is it, so you do a monologue on what? Like a dance, and then I play a couple of instruments. Yeah, I just do a monologue and what? Do like a dance and Then I play a couple inch right. Yeah, I just do a monologue and then yeah, there's James Cameron Wow Spielberg I mean, this is a who's who of nerdville and it's in a It's in an airport Ballroom literally across the street from the Burbank Airport. Oh, interesting. It's a hope. Yeah, it's good times. Wow. That's fun. Yeah. It's as the paycheck. It's not a lot of order million. We like but I always you know, I just make sure it's in cash.

Yeah, there's all these wacky award. There's webbies and the porn awards. There's a million award shows. It's always a Bill Hicks hosted the adult film awards. Is that right? Yeah. Wow. There's that clip where he's like, I don't know how else to say this, but thanks for coming.

Yay! Greg Fitzsimmons said the great joke. He goes, what was it? Oh, I'm gonna fuck it up. I saw Ron Jeremy at the gas station. We said hi to each other. And then when he was done, he took the nozzle out and sprayed it all over the car. That's great. Good job. Remember when Ron Jeremy was in the crowd for that show we did at the cellar

Yeah, just passed out sleeping Mark's mid-set. He looks over goes. Is that Ron Jeremy asleep and the crowd just fucking lost it Yeah, oh there he is. Oh isn't he in prison for rape now? Yeah. Yeah, damn Yes prison for rape now yeah yeah damn yes the hedgehog so why don't you look AI search what Ron Jeremy's up to 1990 he's got a house in Calabasas why does it look like Bill Hicks playing that looks like he was in a rock show in 1962 he's doing Elvis yeah what they have look at the camera work back then Chris Rock famously got asked to do the video, what do you call it, adult video awards,

and he said no, and then later he got Madagascar, and his agent said, if you had done the award show for the porno, they would have given you this. So. Better paycheck. Better paycheck. They would have given you Madagascar? He's saying they wouldn't have,

if he had done the porn awards But if it's Simmons ain't voice in the car No, those days are over. Yeah, he does not look holy shit. That's our Googler Look at that same guy porn stars do not age well He wasn't looking good in his heyday. I know but that but at least he's wearing the mask. Oh my god Jesus are we even sure that's not him on the left? That looks like a dune character My god, I thought it looked like a incompetent. No, it's like predator after being well, you got the predator part, right? Wow

Thank you Crazy. How was our show in 2009? I mean, it was the highlight of my life, but it was great. You sold it out. It was a treat for a young open micer. I got to do a full house at Caroline's and meet you. And it was great. You were nice enough to talk with me.

There's some headliners out there who are like, get out of the green room, you peasant. Fuck you. Kill yourself. I'm not going to ask for names, but who does that? Ah, Rodney, no. People do it, I don't wanna speak out of school, but yeah. Yeah, but you guys did P. Urinal to Urinal in Marks. He's a fan and you just stared at him. Yeah.

But it was like a five minute stare. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And we fell in love. But did you start in stand up or did you start in acting? No, I did a lot of acting and improv in Seattle. Oh, Seattle? And I really didn't start doing stand-up until after the soup started. I mean, I was doing stage stuff, but until I had this agent that was like,

if you get your friends together and go do shows around the country, host shows, you'll make money. Oh, yeah. And I was like, OK. Why not? And that's where I was lucky because it was a two-edged sword because it was a crowd that knew me. And then when the soup stopped, I realized quickly.

Or when I would go into crowds that didn't know the show, I was like, oh, none of these jokes work. Right. They got to know you. And so then I bombed a lot. It was great. And then now I've gotten it all back. No, it was probably good for your development that you bombed a lot. You know? Yeah, it was great. I loved it. Helped my ego. Yeah. But it taught.

Yeah. It did teach me, you know, those things go, they're real learning experiences. Sure. Did you enjoy it at all or was it like, ah, we gotta do this bullshit now, get the paycheck? No, I love attention. Okay. I like it and I like being on stage. And so I'm a full extrovert. So I get energy from people looking at me.

Well, you pulled it out. I mean, it was a good show a good show out and I'm full. Oh, no, that was no. That was yeah, that was good time. So I knew that. Yeah. You had a real hour together. It was like, you know, had a beginning, a middle and then there was a through line. It was good.

It was good times. Good times. And now that club is gone. What happened around Jeremy went in there? No, it was just, it was too big. The rents went up. It's in the middle of Times Square. It just didn't work. It was also, it's also a weird time where like,

not like, I feel like a day, a lot of big comics would play rooms like that. And then those big comics were like, I'll just do a fucking theater. Right. But. It's a good point. Yeah.

I mean, I love that club coming up. We'd spent a lot of hours there, a lot of meals. A lot of squares. A lot of shows. You guys of squares, a lot of shows. You guys going out to the salad? Yeah. Same there twice. Two tonight there.

Yeah, I'll be, I'll see you there. All right. You want to pop in? I'll be flying on an airplane. Ah. To Sweden to join. You were at the dinner party. I'm going to have that freak off. Yeah.

How long was the soup on? 12 years. Wow. Are you serious? Yeah, that freak off. Yeah. How long was the soup on? 12 years. Wow. Are you serious? Yeah. That's all. Starting in 2004. Did you ever get shit?

Because I mean you're zinging Hollywood. Yeah, well, it was going way back, but our goal was let the clips speak for themselves and not, because you could say everybody is dumb and everybody's crazy. But if you let the clip be the thing to hang, so if they got mad at us, you'd be like, well, this was what you did on camera. But people tried to stop us, a couple folks.

Tyra Banks didn't like it when we made fun of her. And she's, her, King World at that point was a huge distribution company threatened to, but at that point the president of E was really cool and he was like, you have to go all, you have to put, you know, yeah. And I was like, how did she try to stop a joke? Oh, by King World saying, we are not gonna allow E

to use any footage from any King World show. Oh, got it. And we just kind of laid off for a little bit and then went back to it. Hell yeah. That's great. But like the Kardashians, when they first started, we were making fun of them.

And then Kris Jenner would call and then the president would call and be like, can you lay off for a week? And I'd be like call and be like, can you lay off for a week? And I'd be like, yeah. And then I'd lay off for a week and then make fun of them again. Do you ever run into any of these? And it never worked out for them.

Do you run into the Kardashians? I mean any of these people who you made fun of. We Might Be Drunk is brought to you by Kelce. How are the odds for your team? How much payout would you get if you bet? Did you bet? We love Kelsey. We're watching the Knicks.

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we're celebrating how insane television is, and not just this sucks, this sucks. We never, it wasn't, we weren't ever trying to go this is stupid or sucks. Just kind of going, here's something nuts. Yes, and you highlight it. Yeah, so yeah, no one's taking a swing at me. All right.

But most reality stars way back when, they were like thank you for that clip. Oh wow. I appreciate it. I mean, yeah, they're like, thank you for that clip. Oh wow. I appreciate it. I mean, yeah, they're on reality TV. They want attention. Right. It's all good news.

It's a brilliant show, because this is when TV got real wacky, like reality shows and all this stuff. So you got to just shine a light on it. And there was, it was much less polished. It's when they figured out, oh, we can make this tiny little show, and it's gonna get as huge ratings as any. And so like some of like flavor of flavor shows oh gold mine

those don't really they're not they don't have the same I know like Love Island now is basically mm-hmm people just fucking but yeah but that flavor like the Whitney Houston show being Bobby Brown. Oh, yeah, that would never ever happen today Because what was that show? I don't remember that it was just Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston being fucked cameras following them and they were Clearly high the whole time. Yeah, damn. Oh, yeah, and then the what was the other one? What's the tits? Anacole Smith. Yeah, which is her being high then Then you had the Osborns, which is Ozzy being fucking checked out. Yeah, Osborns was the original. Yeah.

It was a while. I like to think the Kardashians put out a sex tape, but they're like, hey, hey, easy with the jokes. You put out a sex tape, you're blowing a guy. And you're worried about my yuckum ups here? Yuckum. Yes. Hey, my yuckum ups.

Yeah, and they obviously Yeah, but the the fucking on tape helped them. That's true. You know, it's true But I'm sure I got beat on the suit doesn't hurt you Paris Hilton. Yeah, that was yeah, but that was leaked by her boyfriend Tommy Lee Not wait Well, he had a sex tape up saying oh, yeah, you just named a name? Yeah, I'm just doing sex tapes now. Eli Kazan over here. So many takes.

So many names. Yeah, but that's the- Those are going way back. That's the ideal show. I would as a comic. I mean, that was pre-Tosh.0. I mean, it's really a perfect show for a comedian. And Ridiculousness is still on.

Oh, yeah. It's still going. That's the kid version Yeah, have they tried to reboot the soup again without you or no we they did but it was during COVID hit and It's really funny comic and Jade and she it had a preta. Yeah. Yeah, right and really nice and but yeah, I mean it

We were on the air for a year before anybody watched the show Wow. He was very kind and let us kind of marinate and Get better and so we didn't so we were it what it was basically a year before anybody started watching the show and we were so lucky because of that and then we tried it on Netflix and after two seasons they canceled that,

but that, yeah, but now, you know, YouTube clips and any clips on TikTok or Instagram instantly and so it's all the jokes have been made unless you're doing it instantly or that night Yeah, was it a was it a daily? It was it every night, right? It was weekly weekly So we would save them up and then Friday night and then pray there wasn't a mass shooting When the news right? Which happened a lot? Yeah, it's a funny reaction like a bunch like 14 kids get killed you're like fuck now

I can't make a parasol. Yeah Yeah, so yeah, yeah But I remember watching it like back way back in the day and being shocked that it was good because I was like it's it Was so no frills in the setup. Yeah, oh, this is gonna. This is like rinky-dink, but then you're like oh, but that's part of the charm Yeah, then the jokes were good Yeah That was one of the reasons why we were on for a year without anybody doing anything

because it was so cheap. Yeah. It was a camera and us and that was, yeah. Wasn't it Keneer before you? Keneer and then John Henson for years. With the gray streak. Hal Sparks and then Aisha Tyler. Wow. And a bunch of guest hosts in there, but Aisha did it for Hal Sparks and then Aisha Tyler. Wow!

And a bunch of guest hosts in there, but Aisha did it for a few years and then stopped in 2002? And then you jumped in? And then in 2004, they wanted to reboot it, but they didn't wanna call it The Soup. They were like, we don't want it to be Talk Soup. They called it The What The Awards. So the show was called The What The Awards, like, we don't want it to be Talk Soup. And they called it the What The Awards.

So the show was called The What The Awards, which is a terrible name. Take a name that works. I know. You got like a brand. Well, and the new president came in and went like, this terrible name, change it to Talk Soup or Soup. I think he named it.

And that, yeah. Damn, what a run where the hell those were the days guys is going way back well you got to admit that was a lot easier of light lifting than a sitcom yeah well yeah there's a lot less flawless camera moves yeah yeah I mean you had a five o'clock shadow a loose shy it's just me stumbling through teleprompter. Right. The clips and getting those, getting that, the gathering of the clips and the producers, how hard they worked and the joke writing and the number of people that helped put it together were, it was, that was a big effort.

Of course. They were great and I was so lucky. And now you're doing the 1% club. Thank you. The game show, which that's a fun gig. That's just the promo. That's the promo one. Sure. Yeah.

All right. Hey, look at that. That's me. What a hunk. Yeah. All right. Here's how you play the game. Yeah, all right. I like me coat, boots, and toots. And not fart. This is my biggest win, baby! Here's how you play the game. You are asked a question.

And if you get it right, you get to answer another question. 50% of the people we polled answered that correctly. If you got that wrong, welcome to the Dumb House. There's a house for dumb people. Ah, ha ha ha. So yeah, Jim Jeffries hosts this version in Australia.

Yeah. Yeah, Jim's our buddy. Yeah, it's a huge hit in Australia. Oh yeah. And England. It was Lee Mack, I believe, did the original. Yeah. Yeah.

We know our fucking 1% club. Oh yeah. It's BBC. I think it's their property. I thought it was a show about Epstein's BBC I think it's their property I thought it was a show about Epstein's Island just come off the name oh that's yeah we're that's where that's love Island what it's on Fox okay cool and then it's on Hulu the next day hell yeah oh nice I know that you guys are gonna

cancel your sets to watch it yes so I got it on Moo. What's it called Tivo? Timo Tivo Watch it on movie No, it's on to be your paramount plus whatever the gutter is still a company. I don't know we should look this up They had a good run sweet. They did they changed everything and then everything and then people went wait We don't need a separate company. We'll just put them on all the cable boxes. I do miss it Oh, yeah That was big dude We watched Norman and I at a festival years ago in our hotel room in Vancouver watched Ted together

Yeah, fucking great in that movie. Oh my god, Ted. Thank you. You're so funny in that it That's up McFarland. Let me He let you cook. Yeah, he let me make a lot of jokes. He's a brilliant guy. You're a great villain is a brilliant guy Thank you. Yeah, he's one of the funnier people all that's ever lived. Yeah, and he was They were shooting that because they were the yeah, the bare technology and all that. And hearing him, he was just like, I don't know if this is going to work. Wow. And then it really worked.

The output on that guy, it's like Family Guy, then American Dad, then Ted. Dude, Ted the TV show is great. Ted the TV show is great. It's great. I watched it all. It was great. I loved it. He had that cowboy movie.

He does those musical episodes with like song and dance, Chora. It's great. I loved it. He had that cowboy movie. He does those musical episodes with like Song and dance core. It's incredible. And in LA he books this like Dinner restaurant where he sings all night Wow got an album. He's got numerous albums out. Yeah He's uh, how does that work with the Bears? You just hear his is his voice just doing it and there's yeah That's so he's in the room with you. He's in the room and directing. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty impressive.

It really is. And he's really kind. He's super cool. Oh yeah? And a billionaire. Yeah. Yeah, I heard his parties are unreal. They're great.

You been to a few? Free golf? No. Yeah. Pretty great. Wow, yeah, I'd love to go to one of those parties. Oh, well. Not the free cough. The Joel, I mean the Seth MacCartland.

It's too late, dude. We already interpreted it. All right. Bring on the baby oil. I'll bring it. He just gave up immediately. Well, fine. That's it.

BYOB. What was the process for auditioning for a movie like that? Well, they gave me a phone call. They just called you and said you're in? And said would you like to do this movie? Whoa! That's pretty cool. That's great. Can you guys do the whoa again?

Whoa! We're big Joey Lawrence fans. That was during community. So they knew you could be kind of a fun dick. Yeah, I played a lot. And then the soup, I was a fun dick. Yeah. And thank God for Southampton Farland.

And Wahlberg was really, I mean, they were all great. It was a really fun set. And Mark Wahlberg, we made fun of him right to his face. I love it. And I'd be like, hey, Squirt, let's go. And I was like, I'm going to be killed. I love it and I believe squirt. Let's go and We killed he's a shorter guy You're a tall man. Yeah, he's gotta be what five eight. Yeah, but his uh

Biceps the bed. I think I have big biceps and then I'm like fucking a oh, he's a beefcake He wakes up, but it doesn't look fun. No, I want to wake up at 1230 in the morning. Yes. Work out for six hours, play two rounds of golf. And he's like 60. And then like you see his thing, he's like, I got to pray for 20 minutes. I'm like, I need those 20 minutes. I don't know. Like, yeah, the sauna, the pump. 430 a.m. wake up is like not...

No thanks. Why not sleep till 10 and if you're and do it until 7 at night Yeah, well they go to bed at 5 these people That's the only way you can wake up at 4 in the morning like a morning radio show. Yes. Yeah, that's insane That's insane. Well, pull up his count and you think about like movies He's done that he's been able to do the thing where he can do, you know an action movie but then do like the fighter or yeah the Wes Anderson

movie and Oscar winning that in Boogie Nights I'm like incredible that was an Oscar winning performance unbelievable that movies like it's it's funny for how depressing it is it's so rewatchable and funny to so fun too yeah it's a blast the first half that rise yes and the fireworks scene with the it was an Alfred Molina Oh, the tension is unbelievable. Oh good. So good, but also just the rise where he's like, you know, he's winning all the awards Yeah, soundtrack where he's like we all got to do better. Yeah fucking crazy Heather Graham Whoo roller girl girl. She's great. I mean fucking John C. Riley I think Seymour Hoffman

I think we have a new PTA coming out movie I Don't know Leo, dude Now is that is that the dream to be in some like high Echelon films or you like just riding the game show train? We were just talking about my films. Oh Ted, I'm talking about. I'm not talking Ted.

You said that Ted is not an upper echelon film. That's filth. That's a lowbrow comedy. That's TV. I'm talking about Paul Thomas, Martin Scorsese, Tarantino's. Yeah, well you wanna play like kind of. Yeah, I've been in all their movies what?

Pull them up. I haven't been oh yeah, who's like who's like someone would kill to work with kill yeah murder David lean Man, he did Lawrence of Arabia That's a great film I'm up. I'm game for anything The guys doing the 1% club for yeah, I yeah, I mean I'm yeah if if Spielberg's calling I'm yeah, you're picking up. Yeah, they call me. He'll call call. He'll call. He listens. He likes his pod Oh really? Oh, yeah favorite episode. He like the one. I'm in Rex. We were talking about Schindler's list It's not thanks. I'm Rex. Yeah, he did that

Red Rock Rock. That was great. He crushed it, dude. I mean, it was, that should have gotten. He should have gotten an Oscar. He should have gotten an Oscar. Just like Adam Sandler for Uncut Gems. Oh my God.

No respect for comedian. That thing, what's happening? Is that our time? Spielberg's calling. Boop, boop, boop. Uh-huh, hold on. That's why that's here. That's the Spielberg phone. Yes, I'll hold for Mr. Spielberg. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Whoa, is that Groundlings training? That's pretty good. Well, it's not really mine, man. Oh, okay, okay. 1941 season. You guys aren't ready, but your kids are going to love it. You got any wrecks?

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Yeah, the new Adam Sandler movie spaceman Oh Great it is totally different and I Can't recommend that enough. Oh, I'm in really great and he needs to What he should be nominated for that too. He's the best. He is. He really is. That movie, and it's, you know like, Wow. Like in The Martian, where it's such a good movie,

and when you realize what's happening, it's like, it's just Matt Damon alone in every scene, like looking at computers, doing little things, and you're like, I'm engaged, I wanna, I'm watching every second and this movie is uh it's well it's also in space but there's just these little things and it's really fun I'm in great I recommend it I love it recommended love I also think that he he uh there's he's there's nobody like I mean, I guess like Mark Wahlberg is something

that they can dance in these two different worlds and do it as well as anybody that's ever lived. Thank you, I'm trying to get another job. Yeah, well his drama, I mean, Punch, Drunk, Love, Uncut, Jam. Yeah. I mean, he's great. Yeah. He can do it all. Spanglish too. Spanglish.

Watch the movie, it's from a ways ago, but it's called Slow West with Michael Fassbender. Oh Write that one down. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I love it. I don't a few. Yeah, I love a Western And you see rotten tomatoes. I'm coming back. They are they have come back. Yeah, I've been back They're like they've been back, but this was during the non come. This is how many years ago? 2015 so oh come this is how many years ago 2015 so oh 10 years back but i feel like they went away for like a long time big day because uh hollywood was like well the western is dead because sci-fi has replaced and uh that was bull and then come you know covid yeah and the most the three most

popular things if you had said if you had said in 2015 in five years there would be a worldwide pandemic and the biggest star on the planet would be Kevin Cosner starring in a Western soap opera. Oh, yeah Republican do yeah, they're trying to take this white guys land Yeah, but then you'd be like, oh, and there's, what else is popular? It's this Korean language murder game show. Right. If you had told an executive this, they'd be like, I don't think so.

What else? Oh, it's this documentary about a guy that has a private tiger zoo and on methamphetamine and a murderer. And it was like, well, I don't think that's any, that's never going to be, and all those things were true. It's all unpredictable, yeah, you're right. But that's what America like, we go, we've seen a million of this, oh, what's this?

Korean game show thing, let's try that. You brought up Yellowstone, it's like, you know, hell or high water, I was like, oh, this is like, It's one of the greatest, amazing. I think it's one of the best movies of the last 25 years. Amazing, Ben Foster is incredible. So good, and when they're saying goodbye to his mom like in that I was good Lord it's that's like one it's like a bank robbery like kind of heist Western movie it's like it does everything like it does the perfect like

it is Brian De Palma level like during the action stuff like yes how is this gonna go down? Dude, Scarface was on TV the other day and I just, I was just like, I haven't seen this movie since I was a kid and I was just like, this is like trashy, fun as hell. It's so ridiculous. I love it.

The Presence, I liked that movie. Pull that up. I don't know it. These are great recs. It's the Steven Soderbergh horror film that came out last year. Oh geez, I'm embarrassed. It's great. Soderbergh horror film that came out last year. Oh, geez. It's great All right, Soderbergh's great. Yeah, he's good. Yes. Did you like my Steven Soderbergh movie? Well, what was that?

The informant. Yeah No, who else is in that Tom popper, but yeah, yeah, I was that was a good movie I was moving good movie. There's another one where Matt Damon should have gotten a nomination got big and bad for that shit give a guy now Oh, yeah, and then he did in Victus. I'm doing great. Wow Rugby movie right after that and he did that was a courage under fire was that one we lost eight million pounds That was oh, yeah Yes, Meg Ryan and Denzel Washington. Yes

It is yeah, what I want a map. Yes, Meg Ryan and Denzel Washington. Yes It is yeah, it's not the greatest Title of all time, but you're really that's a bad title Yeah, that put him on him and the machinist everybody had to get skinny once Yeah, Christian Bale did the machinist where he lost eight million. I got a good movie right for you Please watch this movie over the weekend. I was just flipping through I couldn't find something to watch Blue Rune have you seen this? Oh, it's amazing. It's insane. It's so good. It's like a low-budget awesome Revenge movie. It's it's good great That actor in it is what's that? I'm he's so pull it up. This is the blue room

Is that you I N Oh ruin he's also That's terrible Oh get his name Sorry, what the hell is this a very nice man to Make him Blair. So he's all easy. He's in it's awesome He's also a good great director. And then have you seen Green Room? No, but I've had that locked up for next.

It's it was the same room director, one of the greatest. That actor who died. Yes. Yeah. Really good actor. Jeremy Salner. He just came out with that another movie this year that's getting all this recognition that. Yeah. Green Room is one of the greatest. Mm hmm. Like Patrick Stewart is a white supremacist. Well, mm-hmm like Patrick Stewart as a white supremacist

It gets booked into a white supremacist bar. I'm in and then they're stuck in the green Get me out of here What the fuck gig is this Holy shit what a premise Not really responding to my observations Like my rebel rage I that's his owners new movie okay great yeah, no I'm pumped to die Okay, that's that actor. Yeah blue room, dude. I'm gonna watch it. It's got to finish another round, too I know

You gotta finish another round too. I know, I gotta finish it. Another round is one of my favorite movies. I know. Hey! Have you seen Riders of Justice? Which one's that? Pull it up! Pull up Riders of Justice.

Movie geek out, Sash. I love it. I love Googling with you guys. It's fun Google. All right, so it's a terrible name. It's a Swedish movie. Oh, hell yeah. It's a bad game.

Same thing with Matt's, same thing with, Ashton Kutcher's in it. Ashton Kutcher, it's, don't play the, don't, don't let don't don't play it don't I don't want to know anything But it's awesome if I can you guys can you make a list of these all the all you but did that movie is? So great can we get the premise? loose plot Okay, it's about this. They have this rehearsal space and they were like we should make a musical hmm okay no it's not uh i don't know we're open-minded folks and this is the i'll just say it's a revenge movie all right all right so the guy the another round guy who also

made a movie with matt smickle's and they made a movie called uh the hunt the hunt that's wow that's a good one right and that movie, it's not, well also The Hunt with Betty Galpin is great. The Hunt is like cancel culture before cancel culture. But it is really. It's good. These things are so high in the Matt Smickelson, that movie. It is. He's awesome.

You start watching that movie and you're like, okay, what's, and then there's the moment you're like, oh my. Really? There are things they're doing in this movie I'm like you could never make this in America Really? Edgy as we they they know we don't think it would never be able to be well, they just remade that movie speak no evil Oh, yeah, and they look that's like the darkest fucking movie ever But they was remade it with James McAvoy and I like the remake but it was a different ending Tone down completely changed the ending got it. I had to did you like to talk to me? I

Heard great things. Oh, and I thought it's called talk to me Well, that's like you see talk to the I saw this good Dana Gould just hits me with movie wrecks all the time and I just trust his taste I he knows I'm not a big horror guy, but he like still watch this and I was like yeah it was pretty fucking good. I'm just not a huge horror guy but it was... Do you get scared for real? I just I just not I just don't like being like I don't like that feeling. But if it wasn't jump scare and it was just... Thrills I can do like thriller I like. I love a thriller. But yeah, horrors, I know it's a blind spot for me with movies.

I don't like the classic. I don't love it either. Yeah. No character development. It's all about the fear more than the plot, I think. I like the great, there's some great horrors. That's not true. Well, there's great ones, don't get me wrong, but.

You can have character development and be terrified. Well, I love Carrie. I love. I love Carrie. I love Psycho. I love Shining. I love classics, you know? I don't. A lot of character development. I don't like psycho. Yeah, I mean I love You know I don't a lot of character. I don't like saw I hate saw Okay, okay torture porn. I hate that right hostile not for me now. I mean either yeah

They would like to work with me sure You would be a good murderer. I could see you pulling it out eight murderers in what movie were you murder? assassination nation they pull it up it didn't do all the box office, but It's a good title. Yeah is but I had a great time. I see pre white guilt now During the white okay, well I got a movie wreck. I'm gonna change gears here. I'm 74, nothing to see is that. Yeah.

Okay. Female lead, I don't care for that. But- Wow, all right. Here we go. Just joking. But, Pee-wee Herman Doc. I hear it's a kid today. Oh my God. I was a tearjerker.

He's great. Paul Rubens. I watched this, I was obsessed with Pee Wee as a kid. And the movie tells you all you want to know all the behind the scenes stuff. HBO. Incredible. It's a two parter. Couldn't put it down. I rode you right now. Please. I was friends with him. Get the fuck out of here. Rubin's was I heard he was the coolest dude that coolest He really got fucked over that he got fucked. He did he talks about that's all in there He's so Come oh, yeah, we did we did Wheel of Fortune together whoa there. We are that's uh oh shit. That was that was good Kimmel. Yeah, that was That was ten years ago. Wow. He was so, and fucking funny, man.

So funny, so talented. He's just funny in the face-to-face interview. He's funny and charming and really interesting guy, takes over the whole thing. It's great. And remember him in Blow? Yes. Derrick For Real, dude.

The book, what? Derrick Fucking For Real. That was his name Yeah, and he had he did that thing which was like you could see that like the stress that like the as more cocaine was coming In like yeah, oh I love yes, I think it gets Because of the ending because the ending is so real like yeah, he went to jail. Yeah never came out That's a true story. This is like like, like a lot of these high level

cocaine dealers, they just never, they just go to jail, their life is ruined, and then people are like, well, the ending is true. It's true. He wanted a feel good drug smuggling movie. And you're like, guys, we did it, we did it. No, it's Ray Liotta, great cast, too. Oh yeah, Penelope Cruz.

You have any fond memories about Paul you'd like to share? Like something you did together? Paul Rubens. And what did I say? Yeah. Paulie. I saw Paul Rubens. Yeah. Polly. Sure. I have fond memories of him. Though we are fond memories. I he's whenever we would text and chat. And one time we were going to this party and he was like, I was, he's, whenever, we would text and chat

and one time we were going to this party and he was like, can I call you? I wanna, can we talk about what we're gonna wear? I'm like, okay. Yeah. And then I'll be like, hon, I'm just gonna talk to Paul Rubin's here. Wow.

Someone just pee out asparagus? It says I gotta whiff myself. What is it? They're cooking. They're steaming vegetables for hours. Came through the vent. Wow, that is pungent. Doesn't smell bad.

We're gonna die. Yeah, I'd eat it. You would? Yeah. I'd eat most things. You wanna run up there and go? Sure, I would love to. I'm an easy eater. I'll eat anything.

Oh yeah, but, vagina, dick, you call it. You name it, I'll eat it. Wait, I had to think about Paul Rubin's... Oh, he got screwed twice! He did the jerk-off in the theater, that was the big news. And then, he cleared himself of that, finally. It took 10 years to get over it, therapy, he was depressed. Then they said he had child porn.

And that one didn't get as much buzz, but he beat it in court to the magazine. But no, he beat it in court, but he got the child porn charge. And it was because they found one, he had all this gay porn, he was a homosexual man, but they found all this gay porn, and one, the guy looked kinda young, But he was 18 or something so it was fine

Damn, but yeah poor guy had a rough. Yeah, the back half was rough He's also like aren't I mean I've never been to one of those movie theaters But isn't that what people do in those theaters don't they just jerk off in there Yeah, I guess but when you got a guy named Pee Wee and he's a celebrity, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if those theaters exist anymore. Yeah, it's funny watching, I watch all those old, that happened to what? New York movies.

Fred Willard. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Holy shit. Fred Willard. Damn. You wanna go, hey man, get a laptop. Also dead.

It's also the people you at least respect. Like, I don't think you say Fred Willard. I think they'd like Andy dick or something Well, he did it wouldn't even make the news. Yeah, like yeah, it's a Tuesday. Yeah, but yeah, Fred Willard's the man He was great. Very nice man. Do you knew him too? I did Yeah, what a run. He was on community. Whoa. Yeah He went great guest stars on you did. You had John Oliver on there. He was a character, I guess, on the show. Yeah.

Yeah, Jack Black came on. That's right. And Donald Glover, genius. I mean, the music, the acting, the stand-up. Yeah, he's got it all. The writing. He's the candy store of talent. He is! You guys are still buddies

Yeah, I mean I'm flying home on his jet right now. Whoa No He's just the nicest man. Yeah, so talented it's and he's the funniest guy you've ever oh Yeah, yeah, I mean his his stand-up was great great stand-up and Doesn't have to do it now. I know, he doesn't have to. Like I think I'll fill up SoFi for just the music. Yeah. He started, we started together and he was blowing up. He was like writing 30 rock episodes while we were at open mics and all this shit. Yeah. And he was so, couldn't have been nicer.

He was always nice to me. I was way beneath him and he was always sweet and generous he had a show in Queens he put us all on it he was great yeah man is love him yeah good egg I would I would love to be with him all right not great shirtless I'll say when he did a this is America or whatever that song that fucking went crazy viral. Alright, take it all back. Wow. Pull that video up though. He didn't look great. There it is in the bottom left.

We expect everyone to look like Ja Rule. I guess so. That's not impressive to me. Yeah, you gotta get in the weight room a little bit. I'm just saying, if you're doing a shirtless music video that's gonna go bananas viral, you gotta maybe want a little definition. Alright, well I mean, I'm just nitpicking here. It's a music video that's gonna go bananas viral. You gotta maybe want a little definition. All right, well, I mean, I'm just nitpicking here.

We're talking about one of the- He looks good there. Yeah, see, he's got it in him. He can do it. Yeah, he looks pretty good. Even, yeah, yeah. I mean, you're clearly on Ozempic. Thank you.

Look, I mean, look at that. It's HGH. That's what we call doughy. I got the full Joe Rogan kind of a little alpha brain. Now can I ask a weird question that you're not gonna like or should we just wrap it up? We can always edit. Go weird. So I'm 41. Uh-huh. And I am gonna do the hair. You just touched me when you said. Sorry. It's gonna be a weird question.

You touched my shoulder. He touched my leg. No, tell me the weird question. Alright, so I'm gonna do the hair transplant, I think. Why? I... That's not weird. Well, we have the internet, we can see Kimmel, we can see Seth MacFarlane.

Everybody. Everybody. And your hair looks amazing. Yeah, I'm fully bald. This is... yeah. Okay, I didn't want to broach it plants for or yeah, I did it way back when when it was a strip which was Painful yeah, don't do the strip. Okay, the plucking the back of the hair strip you're talking Yeah, yeah, they pluck it from the whole back section, and it's a miracle really yeah

It's great can I get out can I get your guy parser moheby? Oh? Shout out e ar si Mo h it should come up. Where is your guy in La? Yeah? Well, what are you gonna go to are you gonna go to Turkey? Turkey, but not do it sure I can get you a guy a name of a guy in Turkey But just make sure you because if somebody's like I'll do it for three3,000 and you don't you would do that I know I would do it my ball hair hey you get what you pay for so so I mean you make a lot more money than I make a lot more money than like it's not even close so what do we what do we can

I get a ballpark $10,000 oh I I'd have gone up. All right. All right For the rest of your hair for the rest of your life. I think that's worth it It is and it's your hair why do you do it four times though? Well, because if you will keep going you're still not gonna you're still going bald So that hair is still falling out but the hair that you put there is growing Yeah, but it's you'll still thin because the hair that was going to fall out is going to fall out, right? That's why you have to well. How's the recovery? I'm a busy man. I got pods to do I got a big stars to it suck up

With a turbine yeah, they send you home with Tylenol okay Yeah, if you shave your head it goes faster. Oh Do that you'll be fine We talked about this ball cap, huh? We talked about this real quick. This is the female version. This is Chris Kardashian That's her face today. Okay, there's a new facelift. That's her. That's not her daughter. Yeah, she looks good We're talking about hair here. Yeah, how do we get to this? Okay, look at his hairline That's gonna be more than 10k

That's yeah, look at that. That's insane, but also he looks great lighting. I like an older broad though I think the left I would still go down. I'm with you, dude We don't need a we don't need to fight still go down on. Yeah, I'm with you, dude. We don't need to fight God this hard. Yeah. It's weeks. I think Mark Wong works out. That's gonna be the name of my fighting God. Fighting God.

That's not a bad name. Dr. Joel McHale. Fighting God. Do you think he needs it? I mean... Let's see. Pull your... Here.

Well, I mean, I got the power alleys. No joke. Yeah, and you're thinning on top, so yeah. There you, I mean I got the power alleys, no joke. Yeah, and you're thinning on top, so yeah. There you go, so I'm gonna do it. You're a 54 year old man, you should do it. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm worried about the recovery.

No, I can't recommend it enough. Do you do the ball cap for a while, or is that the move? No, baseball hats. That's what I'm saying. Okay, I'll go. I thought you said bald cap. No, why would I get, that's what I'm trying to. Weird move to be like.'m saying. Okay. I'll go. I think you said bald cap That's what I'm trying your move to be like ball cap. Yeah, maybe I'll go yamakus. Go to the Halloween store Professor X get a consultation. I will the wait is like a year and a half. I know I know

Well, why can't we cure this with a pill? I get we got every we have boner pill. We can't get a hair No, Turkey, there's still do a gig on that then you get beheaded you'll lose your whole head Working on like trying to unlock the DNA, but they thought that was gonna be solved 15 years They really did and I did too. I was like here we go. Yeah, you watch old movies No, like we're flying cars in no time. It's like the movie should like 84, right? Yeah, who would have thought that? The movie was like 84 right? Yeah, who would have thought that demolition man would be who thought that be wrong?

Yeah, although it got some shit, right? They did they have President Schwarzenegger Idiocracy got everything right. That's true All right, right demolition man is pretty fun to it. No, there's a bunch of things in it. They got right three seashells If you type in what did demolition man predict about the future. But go to the news dude. The news about demolition man. Shelf driving cars voice actor. Oh that's good Video conferencing. Rise of Taco Bell. Taco Bell Cantina. Taking over the world.

Yeah. They're get drunk at Taco Bell, dude. That's true. They got margaritas. Any pet peeves, guys? That's part of the show. It is? The fans will love you if you have a peeve.

I had one. Lock and load. It was quite a transition anyway. Gamalition, man. I got one while you're pulling it up. We do peeves on every show so that didn't come out of left field but People who get hair transplants, but won't admit it. No, how about this? Yeah The guy who goes your shoulder when they start a question off. Sorry No, no, I touch is worse I'm going to touch your leg unless you want me to.

Um, thank you. I don't mind. Touch me. I'm immune. Now when you say touch me, then it's like, Oh boy. So, uh, I, you know, I do gigs. I'm a comedian. We do gigs every weekend all over the country. I had a gig in Rochester. It's a seven hour drive. Ooh, I already know where you're going. Now my opener does, he hates flying. So he's like, you know, if you drive there,

it's seven hours, but you can fly. You gotta get to the airport an hour early. You gotta be at the airport. Then the flight's an hour. Then you gotta land at the airport. Then you gotta get an Uber. Then you gotta get to the hotel. It comes out to about seven hours.

No, it does. And I'm like, it's a 44 minute flight. LaGuardia is 20 minutes from my house. You're crazy. But he does the whole like if you drive and fly. This guy Raj. But he was like yeah if you drive and fly it's kind of the same. The peep is the guy who bullshit you about because he'd rather drive. So he's doing the whole an hour flight plus a seven hour drive. They're pretty much the same when you factor all the ubers in and they're getting there an hour early I'm like get the fuck out of here. That's my I will say okay. I hate that fucking I did that I've like a long been my act right now about a flight that I thought was gonna go down on my way to Rochester

Oh, yeah, and it was literally like the night before Jim Norton was like I fucking hate that little plane Oh, yeah, and of course the next day the plane just starts shaking to drive with one of those all that It was the worst flight of my life a bad flight, but yeah, but I relate to this peeve, dude They just want what they want. That's what it is. Just tell me there Don't give me the it's the same time. Yeah, just go I'm Afraid of flying. Yeah, and I would prefer to drive. Yes, that's fine Yeah, and I'll go okay you drive I'll fly about that is that what happened yeah? And I got there, and I was like I'm in my hotel jerking off, and he's like I got four hours to go exactly

I'll see you in hell Wait, so he wait. Did you drive or fly I flew all right and he drew and he drew he drew Now all right what would you got I got a few p1? people with insanely tight phone windows. You remember that friend who calls you and you get like five missed calls and you're like, oh shit, all right, and then you call them back and then they don't answer.

And they like call you back at like 1 a.m. And you're like, what kind of fucking phone schedule am I working with? He called you on his window. Yes. But that wasn't your window. Not my window, but like I'm around now. I hate the aggressive, the five missed calls. I was like, oh, I just didn't, I wasn't on his window. Yes. But that wasn't your window. Not my window, but like I'm around now. Yeah. I hate the aggressive, the five missed calls.

Yes. I'm like, oh, I just didn't, I wasn't on my phone on me. Then you call back. And then I call back. They're gone for like seven hours. That's true. I hate that shit. What is he, like a longshoreman?

I don't know. He can't get through a phone in seven hours? It's a pee. That's definitely me. Oh, there you go. But I don't call five times. I call once and then I'm like, oh well. But the LA thing I've noticed is you guys,

because you're always driving, you're the voice memo people. Ooh. Nothing better than a voice memo. I hate a voice memo. I love a voice memo. Because I don't have to. Nothing worse than a text to you and a voice memo back. Oh.

I hate it. It's another thing. Love it. It's almost too much dilly dallying, too. It's like, what was that thing? I wanted to tell you. You're like, oh oh give me the text yeah When I see in that can I got to sit there and spell it out right? Yes?

None of that I get why you do it, but it's it's it's a new like how you think it's a Like New York does not do that no he does it all the time, and it's infuriating. Yeah, oh my gosh. It's infectious You have an idea if you're like I got a new idea for this show. I wanted to throw at you here It is that's I can even step in collection sometimes. Yeah, that's needs inflection. That's true. That's true I like it. I'd rather just do a call. I'd rather do a call as well, but you might not have a window You mean yeah, that I forget the call the text I hate is are you gonna jump on this zoom or what? whoo Yeah, I forgot. I've clearly forgot. Oh, yeah, it's a bad day or where are you? Yes?

Some of those yeah, I hate it when I like my iPad on a helicopter Alright, I gotta call the place. Yeah. Yeah, you know know why are people choppering more? I don't know if they are I Feel like we should be choppering more. There's very few choppers. I want to chopper like they're everywhere I don't know all over New York, but why can't we take choppers? I'm saying like you can get you don't have the money ah That's good point. You can take it to like JFK. They do that thing they the blade yeah, yeah, yeah blade is big It's a it's a grand even to like JFK they do that thing. They blade. Yeah. Yeah. Blade is big. It's a grand even. No.

To do blade I think. Oh is it? I believe so. Uh oh. Columbia Library. All right. That's not good. Here's my last.

That's my peeve. My peeve. Movie previews, I hate them. Oh. When I see a movie like, oh it starts at 1.35, I'm like I will walk in at two o'clock. That's true. Do you call to make sure? Yeah, no I don't even35, I'm like, I will walk in at two o'clock. That's true.

Do you call to make sure? Yeah, no, I don't even call. I just like, I know there's gonna be half hour of, I was like, I'm no interest. Do you still go to the theater a lot? I like, I like, yeah, I like going to a movie when I can, but I hate, I hate watching previews. Interesting.

I was like, don't show me exactly what I want. I was like, all right, that movie explained, that three minutes explained everything in the movie Yes, then you go to that movie like show me what I exactly what I want it right. I don't want I want to be surprised Oh, that's a good peeve. That's a good peeve Yeah, it's like in James Bond where they're like well. Here's all the gadgets and here's all the stuff He's gonna do and here's the villain and here's how it ends and I was like I don't want just yeah Yeah as a kid I loved him, but that was pre-internet. She's like what the hell is this new movie coming out? Oh my god

You would never know about it. Other one. Yeah, there's no YouTube. Yeah, but now I love the trailer Now I'm with you though now. It's like they're literally 40 minutes So you're gonna see it on YouTube or Twitter or something and then there are people that love it so good for them Yeah, all right. I gotta go guys. I gotta go to the airport. Oh, sorry jeez Chopper yeah The 1% club on Fox check it out. Yes. Yes, and then touring too right now I'm doing a show a few shows in August and September nice In the northwest go to Joe McKay website and check him out. Look at you guys. Yeah, this is our tour dates

Look at you guys. You. This is our tour dates. Look at you guys, you're everywhere. We're moving and shaking. That's some money. Oh yeah. Well dude, it was great to see you man. Well thank you guys. Thanks for popping in.

That was a good chat. Red Bank, New Jersey on July 12th, Count Basie Theater, The Wilbur in Boston August 7th. Irvine Improv August 24th through 20, or 22nd through 24th rather the next week I'm in Oklahoma City at Bricktown comedy Then I'm in Vega is that yeah, is that the next one Vegas September 19th at the Venetian never done that one looking forward to it Rochester comedy at the Carlson the 25th through 27 through some clubs to tighten it up. And then Chicago Theater, October 4th, that's a big one.

October 5th, I'm in Winnipeg at a casino, looking forward to that. November 14th through 16th, just added these wise guys in Salt Lake City, Utah, one of my favorite clubs. And December 4th, Carnegie Motherfucking Hall. Whoa! Tickets, baby. That's big.

Marcus, where you gonna be, brother? Yo, I'm all over the road We're trying to shoot a special in the fall. So we're gonna meet we shooting. I think I'm shooting in Denver Paramount now now I'm going off the beaten path. What are you thinking? It's this place in Boulder. Oh, I like that Oh, yeah, all right. It's been people have been using it to film a lot and a big venue I think it's a thousand so we're doing two of them, so I'm gonna try to get into I love it But I have a backup plan if I don't get it there I'm gonna get in DC at the Lincoln. I think I think two is plenty these days. Okay. I think we kill ourselves What do you can't get into yeah? No you're I hope you're right. You just get pickups if you fuck something up

Yeah, okay, so I'm at the, oh wait, this is? June 13th, all the way. Yeah, this comes out this week. Yeah. But that's Friday. Oopsie. Thank you. Wausau, Wisconsin at the Grand Theater,

then Green Bay, Wisconsin, then Eugene, Oregon, San Jose, California, the Melody Tent in Cape Cod, very excited about that, it's not selling. I'm at the Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut, then Parks Casino in Ben Salem, Phil, Pennsylvania. Then we're off to New Zealand, Australia, we're adding shows in Melbourne, Sydney and Adelaide. So come on out to Australia, haven't been out there in, I don't know, two years. Then we're off to the Hamptons and Calgary with Adam Ray, we're doing the great outdoors festival.

You did that, I think. It's fun. Fun, Vegas at the Palazzo and then Dallas, Texas for quite a nine run show. I love Dallas, that's where I'm really gonna polish that hour. You're gonna hate it. I know, I can't wait to hate it.

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