We Might Be Drunk - Ep 241: Jim Norton

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

Jim Norton joins the show this week and it’s a wild ride. The guys dig into comedy legends, Hollywood gossip, TV nostalgia, and some very questionable award show outcomes. There’s movie hot takes, roast stories, and a little chaos from the Big Easy. Plus, a deep dive on why performance order can make or break a set. Check out Jim Norton's new stand-up special Unconceivable — now streaming free on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb05fiUz6cU Sponsored by: Call American Financing and see how much you could save: http://www.AmericanFinancing.net/Drunk NMLS 182334, nmlsconsumeraccess.org Start your free online Hims visit today: https://www.hims.com/DRUNK Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD: https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #JimNorton #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #Unconceivable #BodegaCatWhiskey

Hey, here we are folks. We might be drunk. We got a cocktail brewing the Negroni Jim sober and Yeah, you don't mind us drinking huh no, okay You've been sober a long time since I was a young man. Yeah, but I never mind pot smokes a little hard I still like how that smells but if guys are doing coke or drinking I could care less as long as it's not like something My sinuses I don't care. I like break out the coke. Yeah, please. I encourage that Cheers, brother. Cheers guys Guys all toast with my Laquat

I've heard that yeah, I've heard I've heard that I've had guys stop me from toasting with water and like it's bad luck I like now if I get drunk in your establishment, it's bad luck Fucking cutting myself on the dance floor Our rules like when you take a shot and the guy goes And he's like well you didn't slam it down. You're gonna go gay or whatever And I make eye contact on toast but the people that are too aggressive about it, the people that are like one of these. Oh, I hate that. I'm like, alright, settle down.

Yeah, there's a whole toast culture, apparently, I wasn't aware of. I'll do it once in a while. Sometimes I don't even cling glasses with people. Like, they'll all be doing it. I know I've missed everybody and I don't care. Yes, yes, exactly. I know it would bother them if they knew,

but I'm like, eh, tough shit, it's a stupid tradition. It's all silly. Yeah, man. You asked me going in, they always ask you like, do you want to talk about anything? And it's always, I'm always so tempted to say something really hacky. Like when people are like, what do you want us to get into? I'm like, just lead me into my gump impression. Jim, Jim, you're a big Tom Hanks guy right? Yeah it's fun stu for this stu for that I did a comics unleashed and that's the whole show yes so Jim I hear you have a dog I do that's how I would have done that show just literal answers yes

Byron was it you? That was me. Yeah, where they were like, hey Mark, you like working out? And you're like, no, I don't. Yeah, I flipped it on them. It was so forced and cheesy, I couldn't handle it. I never did that show because they were always like, I think it came after Tough Crowd. It always felt like Tough Crowd if it was really regimented. Yes, yes. Or spontaneous or not aggressive at all.

Yeah, I always thought that was a fairly awful show. I feel, I like watching, I think Andy Kindler called it comics uncomfortable, which was such a It's such a miserable thing to watch guys fake laughing at each other's bits. Yeah, like not calling each other out Oh, yeah, it's so phony. I know like a norm has the ultimate he did it and Byron Allen goes so norm I hear you're getting older cuz he had a bit about Being an old man Norm goes. Yeah, we all are and Byron was like Then he goes I gotta tell you Byron this couldn't be more leashed He made so much money off that show because he owned it he bought the weather channel

I know didn't you have money didn't you have money aside from it though, too? I don't know I think I'm gonna I don't think I don't think you just got rich on comics unleashed. I think he owned like UPN Yeah, a couple of stations. Well. He was on was it real people he was on to that's incredible It was one of those shows. It was one with skip Stevenson Sarah Purcell Fran Tarkin 10 I'm mixing two shows together from the late 70s. Okay, that's incredible and real people But I think Byron Allen came from one of those was he must been ten he was young guy he's a lot older than he looks yeah is the weather channel a good investment can we just look at her fucking phone who's still watching the weather

channel a good point well the way they have their own app I wonder if a lot of it is like the weather channel has like segwayed into the app yeah just get the free app yeah I guess I remember waiting local on the eights you're like oh at eight o'clock they're gonna show our weather that was exciting get a hot Weather lady yeah, or a grumpy dude. Yeah, but that's smooth jazz. I was like It's either a hot attractive woman, or it's some guy that does poppers and blows other guys behind a fucking tree in Central Park Yeah, whether they're always getting busted for a grinder and that's true Well, they gotta know when to go in the bushes. You know they don't go to rain That is true. We found the local weatherman dead in a motel room

Got a belt around his neck There is a darkness, but it's weird because there is like I'll throw it Someone just throw the local news on and there is a darkness, but it's weird because there is like I'll throw someone just throw the local news on and there is A weird comfort to it even like even like a shitty show like good morning, America. You're kind of like ah it's kind of comforting I don't know. It's familiar I'll listen to local traffic like I do like like on 1010 and 880 like I like local traffic But there's like a real a real reason for that because you know you know you have to get out of the fucking city But local news I don't find very because the stories are just annoying yeah, it's like a cat in a tree or some shit

Yeah, and I just don't I don't really care But I did look who doesn't miss the old Ernie and asked his Chuck Scarborough remember Sue Simmons It was all those rumors that she drank too much. You don't remember. Oh, yeah, you're not from here No, no, no, New York one. I remember. There's a New York one guy. God the three apples remember that guy. Oh, yes He One, I remember there's a New York One guy, God, the Three Apples, remember that guy? Oh, yes. He's like, I give this film three apples, and he used to hang hammered around the cellar all the time, and he would just drop his name, he's like,

I'm the Apples guy, and I'd be like, no one knows that. I'm a native New Yorker, and even I'm like, oh. That was the biggest I could give. I remember we tried to pull it on, it was like a New York One, and it was only on Time Warner. So I remember we tried to pull it on I was like a New York one and it was only on Time Warner So I remember he tried to like big he was like brag to Michael Che once and he was like apples You're one and Michael Che not even trying to be a dick was like oh, I've got Fios. I don't know You can just see the spirit lift out of man. It's like the whiz

Who is the guy that would do the weather Lloyd Lloyd Lindsay Young oh yeah he had this craze like hello sunshine would need you like something like yes that's right this old man talk on a podcast yeah you guys remember Cronkite announced a case death well you had to have a catchphrase back then I got three apples hello whatever yeah thumbs up thumbs down Look at this guy Yeah, he did Lloyd Lindsay Young everybody remembered him he's in bed with his wife. He's like I got it Yeah, I'm the hello guy. I bet you she talked him into it because you would yell into her pussy She can't have a better idea

That one it's gonna be thunderstorms have you seen this Ernie and Astos clip where he says keep fucking that fucking that chicken? Yeah, yeah, what's that play? If you haven't seen it's a classic guy guardian and then check that seven-day to make your weekend plans Takes a tough man to make a tender forecast Nick What is the reasoning behind this? I think he was actually saying keep plucking that chicken. Yeah. Oh.

And it sounds like he's fucking that chicken. Did he say keep fucking it or keep plucking it though? I think he meant to say keep plucking that chicken. It just slipped out? Yeah. Like the guy who slips up and says something racist when he's talking about like the Negro League. You ever see that guy?

He got fired. Yes. Oh. Oh yeah. Quick twitch? Not Jimmy the Greek no no that was that was about being bred for slavery black athlete right no this was a guy not long ago who was talking about something and he was talking about like they had gone to the baseball Hall of Fame and hope of the Negro League but let's see let's just say he said it in the more aggressive fashion oh god I got yeah and it totally slipped out and they fired him a guy recently said

But he had to apologize Negro League, yeah Phenomenal day today. Wow. He kind of caught it and corrected it, but it was already too far. Like, you know what I mean? Like, the defender had already hit. Did he get fired? He got fired.

And he's standing next to this guy who looks like he's in, like, uh... Yeah, Duck dynasty. Yeah Yeah, that's a rough one because it feels like there was another one too with something like that where he just slipped in Yeah, fucking came out and you're like it was a Martin Luther King Thing day he said yeah, I think said the name very very incorrectly And there was just no fixing it because you know that was in your brain when you said it. Yes in the brain well you know what does was it Gruden who had all those emails leaked? Yeah. I'm like come on it was email it's private shit. It wasn't great though. He was the coach of the Raiders. Oh yeah. He was a great coach I mean he was a coach of the Bucs too I think he won the Super Bowl. We gotta get him on here. Yeah.

I saw those emails, I'm like, he'd be a good guest, Mark. Yeah! Wait, were they leaked or did it come out in some Sony hack? I think they remember that. I think people hated them on the inside and they leaked it. He was a great coach. It was part of a lawsuit.

And they were like, let's look at all your work emails. And then they reviewed them and then they released them. Oh. Well, it's like private emails. Yeah I'm just saying if you release my group chat yeah I was at a wedding with a couple comics on Sunday and Joe List and I were just just talking shit about so many people and about five minutes into talking shit we realized we were standing right in front of a camera that is rolling and it's supposed to get the toast and we're just like we looked at each other like what do we do? So we just turned it off, and I'm like they might have missed the vows

I don't know like fuck that shit, but you'd already said this stuff So I know but I was like you know what at that point like we're gonna. We want to keep talking shit, so damn Oh, that's bad. That's that's our sex tape. Yeah, like hot people actors get caught having a sex tape. That's ours. It's talking shit. We just get caught trashing the last Really is not as fun right now It's the worst feeling when you're like man this guy's in a new bit in a while, and then you look over That's his phone recording a set Yeah, and you look who the fuck records from side stage with LZ doing yeah It's the worst when you're shit talking and you see that little camera. You gotta look around. Oh, I've made the mistake

And you hope they don't watch their sets back because the guy's still nice to you like all right He doesn't watch his own. Yeah, that's true by the way by the way I got a peeve tell me if this is what do you think of this so I had a friend and So I bought tickets to see Sunset Boulevard on Broadway. I heard it's a good show And my ex and I were gonna see it she got she gets sick And so I bought tickets to see Sunset Boulevard on Broadway. I heard it's a good show. And my ex and I, we were gonna see it. She gets sick. So I was like, I'm just gonna give the tickets away

to a friend of mine. I know he loves the movie Sunset Boulevard. So I'm like, you want the tickets? And he goes, I can't go, but my girlfriend would love the tickets. And I was like, all right, weird transfer, but fuck it, who gives a shit, take the tickets. So then I see them and I was like,

how'd you like the play? Was it good? I wanna see it still still and she goes I couldn't make it oh So I gave you the tickets and no one went so they just got married I'm thinking good good wedding gift Sunset Boulevard again. What do you like it? That's kind of a fun like little little funny fuck you but also I like gift. It's still a gift alright Those tickets aren't cheap did they give them away, or did No, she just like I think I caught in traffic or something just missed the show Who fucking leaves late enough to get caught in traffic? I was blown away. I didn't ask any follow-up questions because I was so baffled by the whole I mean that's a curb-up completely

It's curbish for sure. That's very annoying Leave so late you miss it you sit in traffic cuz you don't know when to fucking leave the house Especially cuz I've heard it's great. I saw Liz and Colin were both at the cellar being like it's fucking great. You got to see what is it? There was something else concept Boulevard on Broadway. I don't know what's that Boulevard. Oh, you never saw the movie Oh, oh, it's it's actually like all the crazy shit Trump says they were like favorite movies like Sunset Boulevard I'm like alright. He's got one for sure. It's a movie from the 40s about this It's like the first movie to be narrated by a dead guy. So it opens with him facedown in the pool,

shot in the back, and he's like, here's what happened. And it's like, it was this aging actress. Yep, all the tropes are from this. Yeah, it's like a classic 40s movie, but she's an aging actress, and she's kind of out of the game, and this guy's a struggling writer, and he lives with her, and it's just fucking awesome It's just like this and came narrated by a dead guy or no. No, that was just they started dying. He died

Okay, yeah, he don't know he died in his last words were rosebud. Yes, like actually he's dead, but it's awesome The famous line from it is I'm ready for my close-up. Mr. DeMille Oh, yeah, that's sons of bill of art great fucking movie, but they say the play is insane She won the Tony the actress. Yeah, who is that Nicole? Sherzins in sure is that what she won for yeah, wow That is that I mean the original that's the original yeah, that's Nicole no her name's Gloria Swanson in the original It's Buster Keaton is in it came. It's got what's his name the guy from Grand Illusion the famous director is in You talking about Max on Cito. Yes

No, no, I'm actually on C. Max max Maxx max not max shilling Yeah Max on Sido is on the exorcist. You know what? I fucking rewatch like dumbest decision ever love raging bull But I was like, let me rewatch this right before I have like four sets of The Cellar on Saturday not a fucking uplifting film no no good no the stuff at home now like when he's fucking teaching her how to be a proper wife and flipping the carrots yeah that stuff inspires me my wife got hilarious parts in it still we're like so fun like you know he's pissed at her

and like he's he's trying to like take the jewels out of the belt and all the dishes fall and he's like well Why'd you put dishes over there? I'm just being an abusive husband. Yeah, and the fact that his rock bottom is just being a comedian All the bad shit he's been through is like I'm gonna tell jokes on stage It was to be like the sad point of the movie like oh the poor guy But it is such a great fucking movie. I watch I watch why'd I watch this before have to be funny for yeah Such a miserable movie. I haven't seen that was like, why'd I watch this before it have to be funny 40 times? It's such a miserable movie.

I haven't seen that in a year, but I, that's my favorite, De Niro, Scorsese, Pesci. That's your favorite one? 100, 90. Over Goodfellas? Over everything they've done. And when I walked in, when I shot that scene in The Irishman. Wait, De Niro? Oh no, you were in The Irishman too, you're Rickle.

Yeah, yeah, De Niro was in it, and Pesci was in the scene. So I walked into Gotham, and I just see, because it was for it and Pesci was in the scene. So I walked into Gotham and I just see, because it was for blocking, so no one was in the room. I walk in and it's Scorsese, De Niro, and Pesci just standing there and they had like gangster hats on and I was like, this is fucking Raging Bull. Whoa. It was the hardest thing I've ever done was not take a photo

on three of them. But that's the first thing I thought of was this is Raging Bull. Wow. Damn. Yeah, it's a fucking masterpiece. Haha, yes, I mean I bet that's the first thing I thought of was this is raging bull Wow damn Yeah, it's a fucking masterpiece the music in the beginning that that beautiful like String yes, whatever it is boxing in the black and white yeah Oh my goodness like how they made the like they were like breaking light bulbs or something in the ring to make it look that Way listen also for the camera flash. Yeah the camera That's great. Oh, I can't yeah, I've dude. That's crazy the best you great. Oh, I can't, yeah. Dude, that's crazy. That's the best you've ever looked.

I can't listen, I can't listen, I can't watch. I saw this in the theater and I was like, this is so cool to see you pop up in it. Hell yeah. I was happy, I didn't know I made it until the actual day, like the night before Ray Romano told me, before the premiere. He's great in it, dude. He is great in it. And I just rewatched it, I actually liked it more the second. I saw it. It's good. Yeah, not in the theater

I was home also the second half is like I think kind of incredible when they're getting old together And then the prison and how fucking dark it is like Yeah, it's got some great parts in it if you can get past the De Niro CGI I know I really thought he killed the guy that was so Amazing when he stepped on the guy Yeah, I hurt the guy a lot of people don't know this about the movie But when he said he liked the pain houses that meant kill people no No one knew that but I caught that's very good. Yeah, I'm also I do my own carpentry It was cool. I like that movie. I did too

I read the books before to really prepare, but I didn't have to I just wanted to see if Rickles They actually did use the dialogue I think that he used that night which I liked wow that they use the stuff that he actually Said to go say he uses comics so much like like Goodfellas you got the Henny Youngman scene, right? Yeah, you got Alan King is in casino Rickles the casino and the one guy in raging bull hit me with the left hook No hand just a hooky head He's my favorite fucking comic ever he's just taking front of Jake Lamont And you had Jake Lamont on the pot or those the radio we've interviewed him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he was uh

He was very punch. I think Stan Hope told a joke about it, but he really did he kept telling the same joke I know the diabetes. Yeah, I've bought sugar-A so many times, I got diabetes. And then five minutes later, he'd say it again and his fucking hot wife is there. It was great, I didn't care. I was so happy to talk to him. Yeah, he could not have been happy with Reggie Bull. He was actually.

Really? Yeah, I think in real life that it wasn't his brother Joey. I think that was his friend that he beat up, Pete, if I remember. And I think that he said that he actually didn't fuck Vicky, like he fucked up. I don't remember, I've seen him talk about that. But yeah, he loved it, it made him relevant again,

I don't think he cared. Right, right. I also feel like then to be a boxer, you kinda had to just take, like the mob just ran that shit, you just kinda had to take a payoff, right? Yeah, yeah, you just took it and he took your dive and then Marcel sedan was the guy killed the fucking champion who was killed in the in the plane crash

I think was he killed in the plane car so sedan was yeah, he was uh that was a champy beat, right? I think that was the guy he beat yeah That was such a fucking great movie. I want to watch it is great. No. I mean about it I just I just end up like criteria And I always those those flash sales I just bought by a bunch and I was like fuck I gotta rewatch this It's so it is so fucking good and the color stuff when they go into color to felt like the whole movies are all in color It's so fucking beautiful. Yeah, it's beautiful. It's a great movie. Some people haven't seen they've only seen good fellas casino Do that we watch taxi driver what we were talking about that too that one That one holds up fucking brilliantly too. Oh, it's amazing.

She's the best. So many people have copied it too. Yeah. Fun fact about LaMotta, he grew up in the Bronx and they would, his dad would make him fight the other kids in the neighborhood for fun. Like for the dads to watch, they'd all sit around in lawn chairs and whoever won got pennies thrown at him. Oh. That was just like, that's how he learned to fight just you know we have very different upbringing Yeah, that's yeah, she's changed a lot They said they did like a test a scan on his brown his head And he had more padding than most people on his brook skull. Oh, that's why I probably say cuz he would move forward a lot Yeah, um like his defense. I said forget what I said to him. It was something about his defense Was that he was so offense. I said something about the way he moved forward,

and he goes, you're very smart. You know? And he talked to a lamp, so it didn't really mean much. Did you have a cameo in Spider-Man 2? I had one cameo, yeah. It was in Spider-Man. It was, I didn't even meet Sam Raimi. We just did it in fucking, in Queens,

was a second unit shoot, where they were just asking us to improv lines about spider-man and I just kept doing like all these dick jokes about the webbing being Oh, yeah, this is a kid's movie and I'm like, all right Stupid snakes and I like them and it may I've again I found out I was on the air with ONA in the afternoon and Some fan called and he was yes. Oh you were in you made it. Whoa, whoa you said you said you stink yeah he stinks and i don't like it was one line that i was negative uh and it actually got in yeah it was my the surly truck driver is how i'm billed there he is it's a half second he stinks and i don't like it oh dude the language i know my Yeah, I'm committed right into camera. I mean, wow, that guy's good. It's sad that that is a huge movie. I saw this in the theater and it doesn't equal one ticket sold. Yeah, this is a giant, you're in Spider-Man, but no one's like, we got to

go see that guy at the funny bone. I have a special out that doesn't equal one ticket sold. Nothing equal one ticket nothing equals one ticket so so what do we do why do we want to be in movies you got the Nero in the in that special that was pretty cool not having new one that like yeah that was 2017 and that didn't help with tickets yeah the one I just did also not help me with taking great news it'll help but I hope so it takes a second yeah but it'll help it's yeah What's up my friend our friend runs a ticketing site? And he's like Whitney went on CNN and bitched about like the Trump shooter

And he's like her tickets went through the roof. Well. It wasn't the Trump thing it was she went on the New Year's Eve show Yeah, fucking trash them. That's what helped, but she did a bunch of conspiracy. She's like well. I have the microphone What's up with this? What's up with that and like it just blew up? Conspiracy she's like well. I have the microphone. What's up with this. What's up with that and like it just blew up oh Little self you don't know what's gonna happen the things you think you're gonna work. Yeah, yeah, I've been through I've been through every everything. I think is gonna work just doesn't yeah, so whatever and then you get a you run over a Guy in a DUI and you're like Yeah, yeah work for Matthew Broderick Oh in Ireland right holy shit. I was ahead get that's the rumor. That's the rumors get ahead from the road ray yeah

Which is impressive with that honker? I know yeah, maybe that was the problem. She kept poking his balls. He's like And he pulled back at his foot at the gas He pulled back and his foot at the gas What a crazy fucking thing to happen I know yeah, just leave it like man. I have a great life I was in Ferris Bueller, and then you just fucking murder someone yeah Damn, and everybody's calling your wife a horse like especially. She's a great actress She's part of a massive series all anybody can do is fucking call her names. I'm very attracted to her Yeah, you know I'd fuck Jessica. Oh, yeah, she's a great actress. She's part of a massive series. All anybody can do is fucking call her names I'm very attracted to her. Yeah, you god fuck Jessica. Oh, yeah. She's also great. I mean I love her But yeah, but she yeah, you love a big nose. I like a honker. Yeah, I don't mind it either

It's not a fetish for me, but I'm okay with it. It doesn't bother me. It just puts it makes the face so striking and Scary I knew a guy Makes the face so striking and scary. I knew a guy who used to when he would he had a big nose and when he'd eat pussy, he would put his nose in her pussy. Whoa. He's a comedian. I think he hung up. He killed himself. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he put a gas. Did he gas himself in the car? But he would put his nose in a pussy. Well, that honker probably died.

All that. No, it took him eight hours. Should this room just have cycling through? I died Took him eight hours cycling through What a weird fucking move I'll never forget that's what I remember him the most Is that he would put his nose in her box and she was a heavy gal too big gal. Oh Big lady every funny put it in he was like oh Eggs Benedict for breakfast Meal plan all right Oh, eggs Benedict for breakfast. You get the whole meal plan. All right.

I think we squeezed all the comedy out of that one right there. Yeah, that's what we do. That was all the juice out of that. Well, that's what dogs are doing with the butthole stiffen. They're just like, oh, how old are you? They get a whole dossier from that beehole. Really? It's like a Tinder profile.

Mm. I didn't know that. Yeah, you're learning a lot. That's why they sniff. It's all just, it's like getting to know somebody. What do you. I didn't know that yeah, you're learning a lot. That's why they sniff It's all just it's like getting to know somebody. What do you do? How are you? Where are you from? I don't mind to smell on a woman like and I don't I don't like bad breath But if someone's got like a little smell like she doesn't shower it I'm okay with that as long as it's not dirty like yeah a little bit. I'm okay

I get a little stink is fun. Let's be oh Yeah, I don't like Bo a little bit I don't like B.O. A little bit I don't mind. A little bit? But some women just like don't smell. That's true. Like those like not shower and they smell fine. Yeah. I'd rather a pinch of something than smell too good.

Really? Like you ever down there and it smells like the vag smells great? No. I was also lost mark all right so how about that raging bull? really well done. Did that win best pick? No ordinary people won. He won the he won the Oscars Scorsese did not win it it went to it went to fucking Who directed ordinary people it was? Not a Robert Redford Redford, and it was Timothy Hutton one for supporting actor instead of Joe Pesci

History always like shows how retarded the Oscars are Whether it's like the stuff that age as well like ordinary people's fine It's good, but yeah, but it's like raging bulls on another fucking love. It's a masterpiece Yeah, but that was a movie about like people like they kind of saw themselves and like yeah The therapists rescuing the boy, you know, it was just that I love Judd Hirst. Oh, but yeah, I agree It's like dude same with like it's like when it's like, you know Sean Penn won for milk over Mickey work and the wrestler like I was I agree. It's like dude, same with like, it's like when it's like, you know, Sean Penn won for Milk over Mickey Rourke and the wrestler. Like I was, I thought the wrestler was like insane. I love Sean Penn and Milk, but I'm just like, it's just, that's more of an Oscar bait

type movie than a film about a wrestler. You know? Yes. It's like you said, they see themselves, like they're like, oh, he's gay, we're gay. And then the, what's the other one? The artist, remember the artist one? Oh, it was a black and white silent movie. We all felt fancy. We're gay and then the what's the other one the artist for the artist one? Oh, it was a black and white silent movie We all felt fancy. We're like we saw a black and white film with with subtitles exactly who was no one saw it by the way No, it's not the artist. I saw it What are the other movies that year sorry Jim Jim sir. No this guy was awesome, too He was in like wolf of Wall Street to remember No, I don't remember it wasn't that reason is it it's foreign yeah, uh-huh the dog was great and the puppy ah

Who will we always the other stuff that year cuz everybody was blown away, and then it was kind of like when moonlight one Who will we oh was the other stuff that year because everybody was blown away, and then it was kind of like when moonlight one Yes, they like to do that sometimes though They like to do that makes them feel like they're not predictive the descendants is that with fucking that yeah I didn't like that movie pretty good commercial for American Airlines right 10 million mile flyer like that was up in the air up in the air Is it really a sentence I like a family in Hawaii I know I know but I thought they combined those two things. Oh, okay money ball was awesome money balls awesome That was good. Yeah movie. I love midnight in Paris to man. Oh, yeah, I did too. Yeah, it was great

1974 is by far the best decision ever made at the Oscars. Let's hear it best actor instead of Pacino in dog day afternoon It went to art carny. I remember holy Wow Who is fine? They're doing dog day on Broadway with John Bernthal. Oh It'd be kind of cool. That is cool. Is he plays he playing sal or sunny? He's Pacino and then the guy from the bear the the cousin is oh I don't know who that is. could he looks like he could do it I could do it I fuck I love dog day so much

That's such a great fucking movie ahead of their time with the trans stuff. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah absolutely Leon Shermer He did he died of AIDS in real life that guy Wasn't really the name wasn't Leon Shermer, but he died of one of my first jokes was a and Frank was in Attica No one got it, but Yeah, they're playing dog day. They play movies in the park by my house. They're playing dog day now and in August Do the Chris Sarandon you Chris Sarandon was in in dog day afternoon? He was uh he was Leon Sharmer No, oh really? You're not dying, sonny.

You're killing everyone around you. Yeah, yeah. All snickering behind his back. Is that Susan's brother or? You know what? I don't know. He had a pretty good career. I don't know if he's related to her or not.

Yeah, they are. Look at the height on that. That's a real... Oh, that's the real couple. Wow. Thomas. Jim and his wife. Oh, yeah. Look at that. that you could replay this that is the real

them yeah set in Brooklyn right yeah I forget his name and John or something he wasn't sorry well you say me I'm sorry I interrupt you oh no just saw a headline for Anne Frank that said like maybe she was a lesbian and it's like oh who the fuck is that headline for yeah obsessed with identities of everybody was a child like 14 Yeah, why would you like she'd make a comment about a girl being attracted, but she's a fucking child Why you sexualize in a little kid yeah? Yeah, it's like when they come out. They'll say things like Christ was trans I know I remember JK Rowling did that she was like Dumbledore is gay and you're like the books over shut up You can't just claim him as a girl. You can't just say it in hindsight. Yes, like you're a hero

Yeah, they've once you made all your money. Yeah, now you're like, oh he was gay by the way Yeah, I'm gonna do that when you die by the way big homo Who is the reporter was it Barbara Walters that got shit for? For the way because things were seen differently back then with interviews and questions. Was it Barbara Walters that got shit for questions she asked Brooke Shields or somebody? Oh, I don't know.

I know Connery said he was going to hit a woman. Oh yeah, she really went at him. Yeah. I was shocked she didn't catch a beating after that interview. I know. Didn't she? Oh sorry. That's okay.

She banged somebody weird. Barbara Walters? Yeah, she was banging, it was a black guy. She banged somebody weird Barbara Walter. Yeah, she was bangin as a black guy I can't remember who it was it was like not Richard Pryor who she did interview and wouldn't it it wasn't Pryor Yeah, we all know I can't remember Will Sylvain's Is this it I don't remember no I think Brooke was older here, okay somebody asked her when she was I just don't remember Like I remember reading about it. Maybe she was I just don't remember like I remember

Reading about it. Maybe she was young there. Who knows you look pretty young. Yeah, tick tock tick tock It's always gonna get it right tick tock. We'll get it right 81 interview. Here we go Mother with her at the interview was all over the internet today because yesterday Brooke Shields went on the Juke very more show And she talked about what was going through her mind and what her feelings were during that. I have a clip of that. She asked me to stand up and I stand up and she was like comparing herself to this little girl and I thought, there's this and right.

I don't understand what this is but I just, I behaved and I just smiled and felt like so taken advantage of. There's a strand of me too by women coming out of you notice this like a lot of these teachers are banging young students yeah this there's a CEO of like Facebook lady who is fucking or hitting on a bunch of the women there yes really then the caller Daddy gal has a new documentary about her coach on the soccer team. Yeah the woman yeah she said harassed her yeah. Yeah there's all the big string of lady creeps coming out. Wait the one from Facebook though didn't her husband die not long ago? Sheryl Sandberg? Yeah what happened with that? I might have the company wrong.

Yeah but Sheryl Sandberg was married. Yeah she also was like I think she was got shit for being like this is a lesbian I'm talking yeah for not for other reasons. I don't think it was that no no maybe not her Yeah, I thought her husband died 2015. Okay 2015 death and yes suddenly on vacation private Beach Wow, I did find that Brooke Shields interview Rock had a good joke about Sheryl Sandberg about like how she thinks like she's a beautiful woman But like, you know, she works at Facebook like I'd fuck her if she worked at Burger King That's the difference between men and women. That's a great angle man. Oh, yeah

Because we haven't really seen you standing next to someone Very hard when you get a little kid this I to keep it to keep keep it out of size What she said so bad she stood up next to her yeah, but she felt taking advantage Look was very statuette. I think I think just being a famous woman at that age is like bad shit's gonna happen Yeah, it's not like it's gonna like that couldn't have been the worst shit right now kids in this Come on with Google what what black guy Babs was blowing what black guy bad? I can't I just want to know for my own curiosity

It might have been a Middle Easterner as well Adnan Khashoggi Fucking Mohammed Sheikh Khalid or whatever oh god well. There's a couple of fucking Mohammed Sheikh Khalid or whatever oh god well there's a couple of shake Mohammed Khalid was number three in al Qaeda so yeah I tip my hat to her Abu Ahmed Edward Brooke yeah I would do oh come on that's not it my ex-girlfriend thought I was fucking Brooke Shields no really yes I forgot about that until recently because I did furry vengeance with it was more you Patrice was in it was her and Brendan Frazier starred in it

so we were on set for a week or two and we got to know Brooke a little bit and We were gonna play QWERTY. It was before it was like a Scrabble game So I had her QWERTY name written down and her number on my dresser And my ex-girlfriend thought I was fucking we had a huge fight because she thought I was fucking broke shit high hopes for you How do I break this here, but if I could fuck her Delicately Look at this. I typed in Barbara Walters sex with Richard Pryor AI said that subject cannot be discussed Because it's sex AI won't touch sex all right. I'm guessing. There's the worst

But no I heard he was fucking Dolly Parton. I think Paul Mooney said that yours I mean, that's what I heard Wow Richard Pryor and Dolly I heard that years ago Yeah, he was because she he made her laugh, and he was so Barbara Walters liked Richard Pryor though I think I think she interviewed him three times and She's like he lied to her. He made her very angry, but he was a very compelling What do you lie about? Doing drugs and he was saying the n-word in front of her and like like saying like you know you say you know you say I think he could be obnoxious when he wanted to be yeah. Yeah, boy. He was the man. Yeah, he certainly was

There's a great interview of him. It was a guy who was obviously worked in a school he looked like somebody's social studies teacher and He interviewed prior on the set of stir crazy. He's all coked up. It's so great. Yes great And then he's talking about great Steve Martin is yes Because the guy's trying to tease Steve Martin and priors like don't try to blow me up. Steve Martin's a genius. Yes. Get on the guy. And he called Gene Wilder a f***. Yes.

Wow. Yes. Yeah. Did they not get along? I don't, I think he might have been kidding. I think he loved- I thought he was kidding. I saw Gene Wilder speak at the 92nd Street Y and somebody asked him about Richard Pryor. I think he said when he thinks of Pryor, he thinks about time that was wasted or

like almost like the addiction and what it did to him, and all the things he could have done. It wasn't a slam on him, but it was like an address to his addiction. We've talked about him, even in the specials, he's clearly a cautionary tale. He's a genius, but the shit he's talking about,

you're like, dude, you're killing yourself. Yeah, yeah. There's one scene in that interview where he goes you don't like young girls and the interviewer was like no no he's like come on you don't like young girls it's just so awkward but fascinating to watch well they had done the interview already and the sound didn't work so they were redoing the interview in the afternoon and Pryor's making fun of him because like if that was a black sound guy he would have been fine you know but he probably did like a gentlemanly school that's from

the improv in New York live and yeah that's where eats the booger yeah because to all American male persons never because they will lie they always say I won't tell, they lie. They can't wait till you finish fucking them. Well guess who was here honey. I've said this myself quite a bit as well. Girl, look here. Well the nigga got more bitch in him than me.

That's, he was confessing that in, that was 1971. He shot that. That's insane. He didn't give a fuck. He didn't give a fuck, man. 1971, and he fucked a, he had like transsexual girlfriend, and he jokes about uh But then she had to go and get the operation like she came back post-op I think it wanted to date him mmm, but he references it to you ever see that roast It was like after the Richard Pryor show got cancelled. It's so funny. It's Paul Mooney

I've seen this a Marshall Warfield and Pryor is just so great. He just kind of goes off the cuff, but he references that like fucking Paul Mooney and he references some transsexual that he had. He mentions her name, but Pryor dabbled. What about Brando? Didn't they have a thing? I've heard that. I've heard it wasn't true, but then I've heard it was true. Like they said Sammy Davis sucked a dick when he got so like they said he was so bored like these guys Where was that Davis? I think I'm a big Sam Rando and Pryor almost don't feel like real people Yeah, it's hard to picture them only fucking women. They're so not real. I know yeah, they seem like They're just like larger though that is that pic that can't be right that I've seen that picture that's great Rando that's my god. I think

This was all taboo hush hush, but now it might help your career. Yeah, I'm open-minded. I'm swinging. I'm I'm all over every Sexuality fluid but now people would look back on that and probably they would watch prior saying that instead of saying like he said this 50 years before other people said it when it was not like he made like he was fucking He wasn't making like woke people like you know I mean like his audience was not that he's no said it And that they would oh look at what the way he used the F word. Like they would concentrate on the wrong things. Yeah, yeah. They would focus on the language instead of like

what he was actually telling them. Right, right, that's so true. We love the language attack. It's silly. Instead of the actions. Yeah, but that's a great special, it's really fun. He bombs in it and he released it in 81 because it didn't go well.

Oh. So he sat on it for 10 years Wow Well, it's crazy that someone like Richard Pryor's like this sucks. Yeah, it's crazy that he would not release something Yeah, I'm sure he was pretty hard on himself. Yeah, he said it in a special. He said something about like I'm nervous I don't want to be nervous, but he was kind of addressing the fact that he was it's great There's like a chalk you ever seen it.? There's like a chalkboard behind him. Like he was just at the improv in New York. Wow.

Just having a bed set was so great. Well, did you ever see that Eddie Murphy, comedians in cars where he was like, oh him and Seinfeld are driving around. He's like, man, when you would come in the strip, I was so nervous. I wanted to do well in front of you. And you're like, Eddie Murphy, nervous about this guy?

Yeah. This little skinny Seinfeld? And he's like, yeah, when you came around I really stepped it up. Eddie Murphy, the most confident man on the planet. Nervous around Seinfeld. I guess that was in the late 70s when he was still young.

Cause Seinfeld got established pretty quick, right? Like doing the Tonight Show. He was respected pretty early on. I remember him growing up when I was a kid like watching him on late night TV and stuff. Wow. So he was like a respected guy early. Yeah, definitely Yeah, he had so many late nights under his belt before he even made Seinfeld right like how many think he did?

I don't know 12 something like that But he said he saw a guy who he looked up to do the Tonight Show and he was like wow That's my dream and then he's the guy did so well that they had him back like two weeks later And he didn't have any enough good stuff and he bombed never got invited back and Simon was like that was a huge Alarm bells for my career cuz now I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna just keep writing and have new shit I wonder who that was Yeah, he says who it was a guy never heard of because he just kind of fizzled out after that It wasn't Teddy or Alan was it you remember? I don't think it was not Teddy Bergeron. That's what I'm thinking

No, he's hilarious Yeah, you're very funny. He drank himself to death. He's alive, isn't he? Oh shit. Did he die? I don't know I thought he died. Oh, I don't he was so he had like a charisma. Yeah, he had it. He's coming to cellar He was worried. It was a while. He was working out the comedy cell. He is a Boston comic Yeah, and he was working at the cellar for a while But I and I had heard his history like while he was nice guy raging out on Carson must have been the worst fuck Oh, cuz you cuz you think now you're like yeah one sets not gonna kill me But like that that ruins your career back good ruin your career. Yeah could make it or ruin it

It was kind of like the Coliseum. Yeah, if you didn't do well you were fucking for you. I'm sure Tom Bergeron Teddy Teddy Bergeron. Haha. Teddy teddy Bergeron. Oh Did he do a letterman or anybody that hilarious comedian from platoon He died in 2022 I did know he died We were just talking something that made me think of something. Going on The Tonight Show. Oh, Robert Klein. I love Robert Klein. He's one of my...

He's very underrated historically. Yeah. Yeah, why do you think that is? I don't know. I mean, Robert Klein at Yale is one of my favorite comedy specials anyone's ever done. Really? From 82 at Yale. Maybe because he never did like a sitcom or something.

Maybe that like... Maybe. Of that era. Yeah. Because I agree. His early shit's so funny. So funny, did he do the first HBO special? I think Robert Klein did the first HBO special. Oh really, I thought it was Carlin.

No, Carlin did the first SNL. Oh, okay. I'm pretty sure. Now you're probably right. I think so, I think Klein did, and I don't know him well, but I do know him, I've gotten a lunch with him, because somebody told him I used to always say nice things about him on the radio,

and so once in a while I'll just text him and just remind him how funny he is, and he tolerates it., that , really , looking , How many five Wow I think so yeah, then you say Klein was Jerry's favorite comic yes, oh is he Cosby and Klein? Yeah, yeah, well we don't know one person one's come Thanks guys be later work. Yeah, absolutely the jokes fine, but It's the bartending work

That would be hilarious of Cosby on here and make him a drink. Oh, we'll get two beds set up and see what happens. We drug him, he passes out, we're like, this is fucking... He had a weird... I met Cosby a couple times and he's had a... Don't tell you that he had a weird energy. I met him in AC with my girlfriend at the time. It was not...

He had done... I think Chelsea Handler just told a story about meeting Cos him in AC with my girlfriend at the time. No. It was not, it was, he had done, I think Chelsea Handler just told a story about meeting Cosby in AC. I believe it's probably the same weekend that I was there, because I met him after she did. He was doing the Borgata. And I was like, okay, can I come back and meet him? I'm a comedian.

And they got right in between or after the show. So I went back with my girlfriend at the time and he sat there and he talked to me for a while. He answered a lot of questions about comedy, and he kept meeting other people who were coming in that were due to, I was like, all right, thank you. And he goes, oh, stay, stay, you guys stay. So we get to stay and watch him do all these meet and greets.

Wow. And then we were talking, and I'm like, is it okay if my girlfriend takes a picture with you? And he goes, as long as she's my girlfriend. Oh. But it wasn't ominous, but it was strange and I marked, like you ever make a mental note for no reason? Yeah.

He goes, she's my girlfriend now. Weird. And it struck me as odd, but not threatening. I didn't feel menaced by it or like she was in danger, but obviously after all the other stuff, I'm like, oh, I see. It's not great. Yeah, it's not great. What But obviously after all the other stuff, I'm like, oh, I see. It's not great. Yeah, it's not great.

What were his interactions with the other people like? Politely talking to them and answering. I had met him before. Ron Bennington was gonna interview him. And so I wanted to meet Cosby, so he brought me in to just say hello real quick. And then there was a technical glitch. So I had like 10 minutes with him

and he was just asking me questions about doing stand-up and why I started and I remember him like he would ask a question and I would answer and he was focusing on me and listening and I'm like that's why this guy's a great comic because he fucking listens and observes everything yeah like you know I mean like no information was too if he was faking it he was faking it but he didn't really have any reason to he just all the information He seems like he took everything in and like that's why he's a really great comment. Just takes everything in Wow Yeah, so what what happens your girlfriend go with him? No, but she I wish she would have Helping my friend my special numbers. I'm like wait like a

No, we just left. I mean it's the whole thing. It just struck if he didn't get if he didn't get you know persecuted but if that didn't happen I probably wouldn't even have remembered that it was yeah such a minor footnote and I look back I'm like oh yeah that was that's weird yeah it's such a bummer I was gonna say it's a bummer what happened to AC because AC used to be like a thriving I know comedy scene, but then I'm like, well, it's a bummer what happened to Cosby. Yeah, but yeah, like AC, you ever been there recently? No. It's sad and dingy and run down.

Or take a cab anywhere. You don't want to go anywhere. Oh, is it gotten worse? Oh, yeah. It's fucking spicy, dude. Boardwalk's a bummer. Everything's trash and broken down buildings and you know just it's a shell of a city You know what it probably is because now gambling is legal like they have mohegan sun you have foxwoods you got an online gambling Yes, so the importance of it used to be Vegas and AC and that was it so at least you had some reason to go there Yeah, good point now people like fuck this we'll go to the Poconos and gamble. Why would we go to this shit hole?

Yeah, I'd pull up DraftKings and just go nuts on my phone. I went to college with a guy, we lived together, and he would pay his rent with online gambling. Yeah. And he never missed a month. I had a friend like that, yeah. I mean, AC is not the destination that Vegas is. No.

So, I mean, I like doing gigs there, but then I'm kinda in and out. In and out. Yeah, I used to do the Borgata. I would always do Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday. I would do three nights at the Borgata. It was such a great hotel. Again, I'm sure the hotel is still fine,

but yeah, I haven't been to AC in about five or six years. I had a weird all-nighter in there with the tell once. We just gambled all night. Really? It was like one of the most fun nights of my life. In the Borgata? Yeah, it was like years ago It was just like it was cool to see a tell on like a really good mood

I'm like we were both up a lot of money It was one of those like rare and people didn't know who he was, but he's just fucking zinging people You know like some guy yelled at me like you know you're supposed to hit there and it goes. Thanks professor You know just being so condescending to people, but they were by the end They're all laughing their ass off at him, and it was like I remember we just like walked outside like he drags a cigarette. He's like, wow, what a fucking fun night Oh my it was pretty cool. Yeah, that's sober Dave, too. Yeah I was not but it was a fun. I mean shit, but I've had some good times the Borgata for sure Yeah, it's a great hotel

I just I just haven't gone in a while and now you're saying that's kind of shitty So like the hotel is nice city and the and the casino is nice But yeah, like you walk around down there dude, like I remember doing like Like a week at the Tropicana. That was fucking rough. Oh god me and boss the Tropicana one time They thought it'd be a great like cuz they want to get people in so they said it was one of the hosts birthdays or so they had three hosts and They had me and boss roasting them because they were like hey, we're gonna have a birthday roast Oh boy, they had like 600 people there, but it was just a ruse to get gamblers. Yeah and Gephardt booked us and

They didn't understand what a roast was. This is many years ago So we're just going up and insulting these guys. Yeah, you know that they liked a lot and we I fucking bombed Horribly at that road. that was a really rough day. It was an afternoon gig, I think we was bombed as well. But they didn't tell them what a roast was, so yeah. Also if you don't know the guy, it's just insults and then it's not like, it's just mean. And now it's not only you bombing, but they don't like you. You're not just not funny, they're like, you're an asshole. You're an asshole. You also are great on roast. So you are on the I just remember like scrolling around TV

and you were on like a Gene Simmons Roast randomly. Oh, yeah. Jeff Ross. Thank you to Jeff Ross. I love kiss. And Jeff was was doing something for family jewels. He goes, do you want to roast gene? I'm like, fuck yeah, I want to. That was because I'm roasting. I love. Yeah. Or if I'm roasting, you know, like sag it.

I did that because he requested me because I like it if I don't like all the random people on them And they just to check boxes or just to have famous people. It just doesn't make me laugh I had a thought about sag it the other day. Did we talk about this on here? Imagine putting your next two mortgage payments back in your pocket. It's possible Just pick up the phone today and call American Financing. Most Americans are putting everyday expenses on credit cards, feeling stretched, and that there isn't a way out.

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Which is also super wholesome, family-oriented. You win 10 grand, if you got the funniest video, dad's getting kicked in the nuts and kids falling off the couch. But he was a filthy comic. Yes. I don't feel like that would happen now. I don't think they would take, I'm trying to think of a filthy comic, but Ari Shaffir is never going to host whatever the fuck show America's, well actually Stern did. But that's, you know what I'm saying?

Ari's not going to be the dad on a family sitcom. Right. Because we know too much now. Back then there was no internet so you're like who's this tall handsome guy? Make him the dad. But now I feel like people would research you and go we can have this guy as the dad on this. He was the amazing racist. He probably wasn't a big enough dirty comic at the time. I guess so. Right. No one was pulling up his old sets. Where would you pull them up if you didn't have it like you

wouldn't know what he was like in a nightclub. Yeah But I mean he did a danger field young comedian He did a couple things but back then it was like who cares he looks right for the part and then he could be the Host of this wholesome game show and nobody cared though. Nobody was nobody cared people like so why these are dirty comedian Like it didn't matter. Nobody was upset about it and no but now it's like Jimmy Fallon did blackface 20 years ago, and you're like Okay, yeah, that's why I like them Just saying you didn't dig in back then it was yeah, he's like he's put that guy as the host there you go I feel like people liked you know his stand-up like he'd get a laugh just cuz he was dirty

He would just show up and be filthy like oh shit. That's people didn't know yeah Yeah, totally what turned people on to how dirty sag it was was when he did The movie with Chappelle and Brewer half big half baked and he had that lie about suck dicks coke And I was at that thing I went to the premiere of that, but I remember that everyone was shocked Yes, that Bob sag it had just said that and that was kind of like people go always dirty I believe that was the first time it'd be like after his fame that that became known like oh, yeah He was a dirty comedian. I think you're right. That was a shock was that roast a lot of fun I remember because that was like the one where norm it went off. Oh my god. Yeah Yeah, I said look yeah picking blueberries. He was very funny. Geraldo was great. Cloris Leachman was fucking hilarious in that one.

Yeah, it was great just to be included. I think we had done a traveling virus show the night before. And Geraldo was on it. And we flew in the day of the roast, which just sucks. Flying cross-country and not sleeping. They wanted me to close it after Gilbert. And I'm like, let Gilbert close it. Yeah. Gilbert's fucking, fucking he's just gonna do jokes

He's gonna murder and already lying. They tried to get desperately for that They were willing to fly him out with a doctor like wow I'm gonna put him on a private plane, but they just he just couldn't get it together He was having a rough bit of a rough go at that point. Yeah was yeah, I'm glad I did it Was that the one where Geraldo had to help? Our line no cuz already didn't go to that one. Oh, yeah Yeah, I'm glad I did it. Was that the one where Geraldo had to help? No, cuz Artie didn't go to that one. Oh, yeah Artie's told us that story where you know

Geraldo like took care of him. Artie was so fucked up and they went to a roast and I think was the other way around No, no, no. Oh, yeah Artie. Artie took care of Geraldo He was legless on a bender drug addict and he and he like helped him get his yeah Sorry, and he and he gets it all together. They're on the flight. He's like freaking out He's like I'll sit with you all fucking take care of you whatever I can Helps him a couple days there. They like get back on his feet and then draw all of his first line He just turns to Artie Lang goes Artie Lang's here you fat fucking drug addict And already lost it laughing and Greg's your older just went like But I love that yeah, I miss already a lot man, you know, he's such a fucking cool dude, where is he?

I think he's just chilling. Oh, is he okay? I've asked about him a few times I don't know how to get a hold of him or yeah He kind of comes and goes like yeah and and he's gone for a while, and then he comes back. I heard he's doing okay, though I all right. We'd love to have him on and then you know my the relapse Yeah, I mean it would be good for the big good for the gram So are you guys working on any new bits or want to go over some peaves oh yeah, we do peaves on the show Anything a bug's yeah pet peeve working on any new bits or want to go over some peeves? Oh yeah, we do peeves on the show. I don't know if you've got any peeves or bits. Anything that bugs you, pet peeve.

I'm trying to think. I had one. Hold on. You got any? Throw them out there. Or if you're working on any new bits, we can kick it around. He likes to throw a awkward. He likes to throw the show to a screeching hole.

I don't mind the idea. Hey, if you guys are workshopping something, let me think. I'm trying to think if I have any new bits. I do on ChatGPT, but I got a few laughs out of it. Oh, you're using that for bits? What? ChatGPT? No, no, no, no. I'm actually writing a bit about my wife being... Oh, got it, got it.

...gabbling at it all the time. My wife's the same thing. She just talks to it all day. I'm like, fuck. I mean, I'm like, all right, I guess it's better that than... I have to hear thing just talks to it all day. I'm like fuck. I mean I like alright I guess it's better that than I have to hear Pet pee I don't have any pet peeves like we've talked about that before I don't remember what it was be funny somebody just blurted out a bad answer Jews Did you say something you know what I'm on Twitter, that's a lot of people's pet peeve

The new mayor, maybe. Oh, God. That's right. The election is soon. Yeah, everybody. I saw the voting stickers today. Everybody got them on. I just couldn't. I was I was running late for here. And I was like, don't you have to be a Democrat to vote in their primary? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I don't know the rules. I don't either.

I only vote for the governors and and the presidents who cares Jim shut up Nobody wants to hear that do I have a bit that I'm workshopping No, I can't think of any bit like I'm I just kind of talk things through on stage, and that's not always a new shit though I always see it this early, but it's also I got to write it down for you I mean I got a like a column stuff it comes in with papers I know that's what that's what our job is and I'm just kind of chatting through it, and then I get stuck Well, I was there you talked to buries like I never write anything down I just kind of think of an idea and I wing it and figure it out

I'm like I can't do that. I remember asking Jim Jeffries once like how do you like with those because the stories are long He's like I don't write stuff down to be like a 25 page document for a story Yeah, yeah talking through a story is probably a little bit different. Like you remember where the beats are and stuff. Yeah. But like I still I write things on my phone. I'll just talk them so I remember them. But I was doing a thing on Jeffrey Dahmer's glasses that just can't it's not doing much. It gets like a chuck like I just can't. I can't find what's

really funny about them. Yeah but they are funny. A guy bought them. That's what made me What the middle auction he bought Dahmer's glasses, so I'm trying to do a bit That'd be fun if you put them on and you became gay, you know in a cannibal That's funny, you know like they live like being John Malkovich. Yeah No, I did some dumb line about what if he puts them on when he's getting blown and tells people you have no idea The pressure you're under right now It's a minor like it's not enough to justify a fucking look-down blowjob reference by the way as I did that

I'm looking at my own fat stomach Brando Disgusted yeah, you have any wrecks like movie or or anything anything you recommend You know is annoying about the Domber remember when the Netflix came out yes, all right cut you know I know but a bunch of people made it about like can you believe he's killing and eating? People of color and and gays like the guys eating people he was gay Yeah, who cares what kind of people he's eating like he's eating human beings that should be the story Here's what his fucking his dietary preference

Human beings that should be the story here's what his fucking his dietary preference drilling holes in Mexicans like spicy no he's eating people who gives a fuck here's that they're black like yeah Literally, that's just who he lives who is attracted. Yeah, like he was murdering people He was attracted to the terrible shave job there to look at that it really is missing so many spots Yeah, he's probably a quick shaver though Like he starts shaving and then just realized like he wanted to fucking drill somebody's head he would just put the razor down like I can't commit to this right now you know what else I could do with this razor yeah any recommendations um I did I watched

something I wouldn't recommend which is a fucking documentary it was called the many deaths of Nora something on Netflix this woman who had been, I don't know, she was killed years ago in Argentina. And they falsely, maybe that's Nora Delmaso. It's really an annoying documentary that could have been one episode. So I do not recommend watching that. Stretch them. That's actually a peeve when they stretch them

like six fucking episodes and there's no, there's like one hook. I know, making a murder, was it making a murder. Oh my god, and then they came back for seconds Yeah, and I was like this could be there's like doing all these courtroom things I'm like just fucking get to it, and he's guilty. Yeah, he's a fucking guilty piece of shit Yeah, that fucking staircase that was like that was that was good. It was good, but I was like get to it I was the only that was the only long one where I was like that was fucking solid That's a pet peeve Season two of show like they fuck up season two and you could slide

Something that was supposed to be a ten episode capsule that they now have to stretch because it's so popular Like Severance season two lost me like season one was interesting and then they're just doing weird things in season two to make it like weird Or to serve what they're doing that that's a pet peeve I think it's so hard to make a show now that people are just like there's like I don't fucking know what I'm where it's gonna Go yeah, there's just selling us the hard part now. You know that's right. Yeah Yeah, everyone's got a great elevator pitch except for me though. I've never sold anything me neither my elevator pitch stinks The bad pitcher Yeah, you know you got to make it now and just give it to them That seems like the way to do it because pitching no one's gonna buy anything from us

We I have an Animation I want to do which I may have to make myself I have episodes written and I have like I really like it But it's I've just never been able to what's it. What's the premise? It was about a sex addict But then the, I like it. Well, it was originally written for me and then I realized I'm not this blinking with a fat neck, I'm not a vehicle that people want to put their money on. So I'll draw it. And then there was another animation that we pitched about a guy who, everything was

a pilot. Every episode was a pilot of something that didn't work because I ruined it. Right. Because I put myself in it or I did something where I sucked. Everyone was Jim Norton wrecking a project. What about Chip Chippers in the animated show? I started that, you know, it's funny.

Isn't there footage of that online? I did an anime, no, I did the episodes. I started animating episodes. I get all this money donated to me. People thought I stole it. But I just didn anime, no I did the episodes. I started animating episodes, so I get all this money donated to me. People thought I stole it. But I just didn't, like, I did the first bit of animation and people hated it. So I'm like, all right, now I gotta rethink this.

So from that came the podcast, and from that podcast I animated a bunch of the episodes with the money. But no, that one people hated. And they just didn't like, but I listened. like instead of wasting the money and doing episodes are gonna hate We wound up start like that's just from the podcast. Oh cool With all the chippies mittens that you're oh, yeah, they've done that I mean, he's a funny-looking dude. I kind of like the look of it. I do too. Yeah, I think they did a pretty good job

I always wanted to animate Doug Bell, but nobody likes Doug Bell Yeah, but it's got no legs So yeah, that's a project. No one gives a fuck about I say make it and you know Pixar. I'll pick that right up Yeah, well, it's a matter of where like what do I do with it afterwards? I know I know well We had cigar on he has that new show bad thoughts. Yes. He paid for the whole thing He was like I'll just try to make it I'll make it and then try to sell it. And if I don't, I'll put it behind a paywall. Oh, very smart.

That's what happens when you have a big fan base. I know. Like, I can't do that. If I put it, I did a special. I'm hoping people watch. And if they don't, I'm like, all right, what do I do? Where's the special? YouTube.

What's the name of it? Unconceivable. I watch it. Really funny. Oh, thank you. I forgot to send it to you. I sent it to Mark because Mark always knows what bits people are doing. I'm like anybody doing anything I want to make sure before it came out

That nobody else was was doing You know I mean, so I said it to somebody who I know no you're saying no one has a bit about Trump jr. Is dick you know? Yes, so hopefully definitely yeah definitely watch this guys. One of the best. So prolific. I mean dude every time I see it the seller it's like great new shit. It is the best, thank you. It is the best. You and Colin every time. It is the best when you shoot something and you can be dumb with stuff like I don't have to fucking say that ever again. Yeah, it's the beauty of YouTube. Just throw it up. But then writing the new shit man. The starting, starting from scratch is, it's fun, but it's also, it is miserable. Because I go through that phase whenever I start a new hour

where it's like, it's just not connecting. And then you get that like fake, like well this will hit, this will hit. Because the whole set is weaker, and you get like a fake like, oh that's a good joke. And then you realize once you write better shit, that joke fucking sucks. This joke sucks.

And it just, that process is, I'm not looking forward to starting it again It's my favorite time though like when I'm done with something like it's ah yuck put that down and just start kind of talking With no joke like I fucking love really yeah I'll go in the cellar like that with it like maybe one bit like I did a sandusky joke But I didn't wind up keeping in the special Literally was just gonna be overloaded with too much pedo references. Oh, yeah, I might take that out And I'll just start my new hour with that. That's nice. Yeah, I'm nice wind up keeping in the special. It literally was just gonna be overloaded with too much pedo references. Oh yeah. So I might take that out

and I'll just start my new hour with that. That's nice. Yeah, nice to have that. Yeah. Damn. Yeah, I don't know, but do you go on the road and do clubs and then just play around? I got like a new, I'm at about my new 45 at this point. Whoa!

It's been a few months. I mean, it's not like that. No, that's quick. That's quick as fuck. Yeah, well, but again, out of that, how much is good? You know, 25 maybe. As long as the people see you and leave and they go, that's quick. That's quick as fuck. Yeah, but again, out of that, how much is good? You know, 25 maybe. As long as the people see you and leave and they go, that was fun. We had a good time.

Yeah, I guess so. It's hard. I feel like I'm also in that place now where pretty much everything when I do like 45 or so is working, so then it becomes hard to write, because you're like, all right, I'm tagging. I'm not like writing new shit. I'm like editing stuff I have. But then it almost feels like your brain shuts off

to the new ideas, and it's focused on editing. And editing is just not as fun as writing, you know? No, and it's also, like when I get an order in my head, sometimes I just make myself do it the other way, because I'm like, don't get caught in this rut of just saying it this way. It's going to be boring fast. But don't you find the order matters?

This joke works better after that joke or before that joke. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, but I just so I remember what I'm saying and it's not this automatic pilot thing as I fucking plummet into the ocean. Louie always said, if you got a bit about where you say five bottles of shit on the table, just change to six for the next show

just so you don't get on autopilot. Yeah. That was always a good tip. But also just change up the orders good because you're so much fine like a callback That's true But also also on top of that like I feel like so many comics are going top-heavy now with their material because of people's attention Span yeah new audience new like I better bring the fucking heat for the first time That's true, which is back in the day. I feel like it was the opposite Here here I agree. Yeah back there you close it strong

nice Hey, it's like a dueling piano. Yeah, yeah, if I can pull enough we can start a band I just felt it was obligatory to If you make a restate, but I don't respond it's rude on my part short tank Deliver it what does that mean? Oh Dueleling assholes. What's up with that kid? Did he get blown after this movie came out? Did he have a good run at the bar? There he goes.

Whoa! Donate. Shout out to Ned Beatty for taking that role. And taking that role. You're just getting tortured. Every fucking drunk frat boy for the rest of your life was like you're the fucking guy that was such a great scene like smacking his big fat white dumper it was over the Seinfeld curse like Kramer couldn't get a job after because he was so Kramer I can't not see you Ned Beatty as the guy unless he's getting pounded that's all I

said but he got a lot of work after that. He played Lex Luthor. Back to school. What's that? Back to school. He's great. Right, yeah. The honorable Dean Martin. There he is. Oh yeah, he had a hell of a run.

Yeah. John Voight fucking Burt Reynolds was great in that. Oh, he's a badass. What a man. He said he regretted too. I think Chas Palminteri I had on and he said that like Burt talked to him and regretted Taking certain movies. He's like that would be these they had dinner together And he said the only he might even said this off the air

He said that Burt said the one thing he regretted was going for the money like he's like I should have done better roles Really taking stuff like like you know smoking the band. It was fucking hilarious Yeah, but taking stuff like cannonball run or or maybe you know I mean like maybe Sharky's machine or a few things that he probably didn't need to do He said he wished he would gone for the action. He didn't chase enough good rolls He didn't think he didn't think so, but he was the biggest boxer was draw the 70s. It's hard to say No, but he didn't take the same rollover know like tough guy tough guy tough guy hid no range Yeah, yeah, but he brought it all back with boogie nights

He certainly any hate that we hate it. Yeah, yeah, what I heard he started doing it with an Irish accent. I heard that too He thought it sucked. It's not working Bert. Well pull up of have you shown boogie nights is like maybe his best movie I know it's a fucking masterpiece. It's Tom's arsa. Oh, yeah. Have you seen this? No? It's a fucking masterpiece. Shum Zarsa. Oh yeah. Have you seen this? No. Oh this is Shum Conry right?

Oh I thought it was, oh shit you're right I thought it was Burt. Never mind. Is that a bad movie? No it's the same director as Deliverance. Oh. It's his next movie. Never mind. What was it?

Zohar? Zharza? Was it a good movie or a bomb? A horrible bomb. It is a shit. No that's not it. Oh that's the new governor. Don't know.

Zohar. I should know oh, that's the new governor don't know so There are those classics like heavens Heaven's gate gate was the big one that was a giant bomb There's a few of them that are just known to be bombs heavens gate with Chris Christopherson I think is one of those legendary fucking just shit jobs Deliverance hold on I'm going Borman. I going for Borman. That's right. That's what they called me on stage Mark Borman No, I'm not god damn it to you. I'm god damning myself I should have pinched that one off when I let it go and saved it into two

Oh, you couldn't have no two halves now, but I should have assumed you hate a sequel. I bear it is Sean Connery was it a comedy no no very serious the Scottish wife beater and what had to do this movie huge bomb it was like his passion project Sean Connery's a Mormon Connery Passion projects always fucking suck Hahahaha Travolta's passion project was that fucking Scientology movie Ohhhh Battle ship earth

There you go, battle ship earth Steven Spielberg's passion project It didn't suck But the Freedmans That Freedmans movie he did Fableman's He just did it It was that?

Yeah Fableman's? I'm sorry, Fableman's? He just did it. Fableman's. It was that? Yeah. Fableman's? I'm sorry, Fableman's. Fableman's is that fucking pedo documentary. That was great. Yeah, sorry, the Fableman's.

It wasn't awful, but I was like, who cares? I don't give a fuck. I thought it was good. It was just, you know, he's made so much great shit, it's kind of hard at this point. Yeah, I just don't care what inspired a director to use a certain camera. I just didn't... And he made the decision to shoot it in that weird I don't know what the style would be but it was that fucking bizarre like almost like comic book brought to life Yeah, right like Batman 2 or something. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah shoe Mocker. Yeah, they go Joel Schumacher

Batman 2 I say about not being in show business returns That may return probably yeah I was Tim Burton though. I think wasn't oh, maybe you're right. Maybe you're right. Yeah, Batman or Robin was Schumacher Yeah nipples heavens gate was a fucking complete. That was like the reference. I don't know it oh All I know is Chris Kristoff I think Warren Beatty was in it to Chris Kristofferson Yeah, it was a hunk Warren Beatty. Oh, he dumped a lot of loads. Him and Nicholson, they used to say he used to walk out and see who could bring more women, who could leave with more girls. Wow. Yeah, Jack was another fucking twat machine. Huge hog, apparently. Nicholson? Yeah, I heard him on

Pornstar and Howard Stern as when I was a kid was was like oh, yeah, we all fucked Nicholson huge hog That makes me so happy Jack I love them. I love them both. They're fucking great Warm baby in him yeah fucking great warm baby done in the last I'll look at it I love Nicholson there's a picture of Nicholson on the back of a boat with it with his tits Yeah, eating a giant sub and a bunch of blondes around him like I fucking love Jack. Oh, that's fun He's just living he's on areas. He's How do you not love this guy with his sub sandwich that was Hannah Gatsby

He's just at the Lakers game with sunglasses on just getting laid. He's just living life He is living life, and he was at a Laker game not long ago like a really like his first outing in a long time. I was very happy He's not doing chase bank commercials or face to camera bullshit He's not singing we are the world with fucking gal Gadot during the pandemic Oh that really that was funny that would hurt to see oh Yeah, yeah, we are oh this leads me into my Nicholson impression. We are the children Get there guys Hell yeah, oh my this whole podcast has been one long

Just trying to get to the nickel there was a note. I gave I'll say it now get me to Nicholson I found a way that felt organic to do it is that Nicholson smoking in the ocean with his? Body underwater oh my god. What a bit That is not that you make me glad he's still going that is not the picture of health dude He's in his 80s neck crazy 87. I think and a lot of seven lot of blow Him and Brando were neighbors wow they were neighbors on Mulholland Drive they lived Him and Brando were neighbors. I believe they were neighbors on Mulholland Drive. They lived, yeah, smoking in the water.

That's how you wanna go out. Just live your life just right into the sunset. Don't fucking do a dumb commercial. You ever see his speech? He won something for Chinatown and he did his like Bafta speech from the set of Cuckoo's Nest. It's just awesome.

What? Yeah, he was with like Danny DeVito in the background and shit. Yeah, and Louise Fletcher. But it was weird to hear her say Jack Nicholson instead of McMurphy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. To see them out of character for a minute was great.

How about Cuckoo's Nest? The first six minutes he talks about eating a girl out who's what? Fifteen. Like you got that red beaver staring at you. What are you going to do, doc? Come on. Yeah. And he's the protagonist.

It was a different time. Yeah. You say she was 15 going on 30 or so. Yeah. Yeah, come on Do you got that red beaver? Oh in the face, mr. years old Red Beaver right up there. What the fuck is going on? What's going on? Red Beaver! Dr. Spivey, I think his name was, he was so good at that because he just listened to all of these weird things McMurphy would say. Like when he called Louise Fletcher a c***.

Like he called Nurse Ratchet a c***. He's like, I see, I see. He was really great. Hahaha! What a great casting. Look at that fucking mug Yeah, he was he was great fucking in Devito and also Christopher Lloyd. Yes Yes, you really can't make a good guy anymore in a movie with a first scene. He's like she was 15 No, that ships really sails

And he dug in It was right there if regret. He said, please, please. Her pussy was red. It was right there. If you saw it, Doc, you would have understood. And we loved him. We were like, I like this guy. He's the hero of the movie. You can make complex characters back then. I know. People are flawed. You ever read the book? The book was like... It's great. It's from Chief's perspective.

Yeah, which I like the movie better because you don't know he talks until like until like halfway through it. Yeah, it was very good How do you do it from his perspective? Is it just his my inner? No, he's like witnessing this guy. He's like taking him in oh Interesting, but yeah the movie. I mean it's an incredible adaptation the movies incredible. I loved it. He loves Foreman Yeah, and apparently she liked the had big tits in the book. Nurse Ratchet. Oh, yeah. And when he puts her on the ground in a choker,

he rips her shirt open, and all the kooks are looking at her big tits. Whoa. Like an extra level of humiliation. Well, it's fun. I'm 41 now, and I've seen this movie 20 times, and now I look at her, I'm like, she's pretty, she's kinda pretty there.

Yeah. I'm getting older. I'm like, she's like a peer. Yeah of pretty there. Yeah. I'm getting older. I'm like, she's like a peer. Yeah, she was sexy there. And also the other one, even though that, didn't that Nurse Ratched show bomb like on Netflix? Yeah.

Oh yeah. No one wants to side with her. No. We'd rather the pedophile. Yeah. Well she goes, what worries me Billy is what your mother will think. How like Billy has that moment where he doesn't stutter. Like he's like, no I'm not, like he's finally getting better.

And she fucking takes him right back down. It's just so good. Yeah that was a brutal fucking scene man. So many great scenes too. I mean like when she won't let them watch the game and he just starts calling the game like as a fuck you to her. That's like a beautiful scene. Powerful.

Yeah cause she fucks him. He's like you like a rigged deck. Because they take the vote and it's over But then she counts all the other fucking meatheads on the yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, she won't let him watch the game and Nicholson's like fuck it. He just calls it I mean, he's so good in that movie dude. Remember scatman Crothers. Yeah, they go. Where's Turkle? He's jerking off ain't nobody jer it off motherfucker Scatman was in the shining too, right? Yes. He was Hong Kong fooie From the Hong Kong book of kung fu number number one super guy yeah boy this podcast is dated

really is a raging ball who possessed ordinary people and these are classics hell yeah whoa good pull good pull damn that was a fun cartoon man that was fun nobody's bitch about DEi hires back then yeah You understand what he's trying to get the girl to fuck him Yeah, the shining he was so great. He took an axe right in the fucking oh, yeah Just yeah right in the chest and it was the best part was the way when Nicholson Because it was supposed to be a croquet mallet the book is one of those ones where the movie is so much better than the Book oh really yeah, cuz they weren't wasn't a hedge maze they were hedge animals and

He had a croquet a giant like mallet the maze is only in the movie yes That was supposed to be hedge animals that came to life But it was okay, but it was almost like in the movie it wouldn't have worked too supernatural Yeah, too weird's is so memorable though They did say that this was the scene between him and Danny Yeah, I was the one that they did out like a hundred and seventy four times like the scene with these two Specifically was it this one or was it when he was laying there on his back when they were connecting the little boy I thought it was when they were all you might be right

But I thought the scene they like so many times when he was on his back like staring off and connecting with Danny who was letting him know there was trouble. That scene? Yeah, that's the one I'm thinking of. Okay. But I might be, uh, I don't know what they say, starring, starring

Scatman Crow that's hidden, starring it. No, no. You know who else was in it? The fucking trainer from Rocky. Uh, I forget. Burt Young? No, no, no, no Virgin Merges Meredith no

The other black guy uh he oh yeah, he played Larry Larry Durker I think the guy who fucking ran who rented the snow cats out. Oh wow Yeah, so if I wonder why no one's watching my special. Reminding of the information I offer up on Pod. Well it's funny because we grew up with, I grew up with this movie, I grew up with Cuckoo's Nest and all these movies just like implanted in my brain, Raging Bull. And then a clip from In Living Color came up yesterday on my feed, I think I sent it to you.

Yeah. With Jim Carrey where he's doing a Muslim guy selling an album and he's like, nga nga, he's a full brown face, all that, and all the songs are coming down, they're scrolling down like, Kuwait a minute, you know, whatever, and all these great puns,

but it was so offensive, but I'm like, this is what I grew up with yeah like you can't get mad at us too much for the kind of comedy what's his name my Dana Carvey in this movie opportunity knocks it was like me my brother were obsessed with this movie as a kid we watch it there's like a scene was doing like an Indian guy he's like I love my like he's just talking like that yeah there's another scene where he's doing the Chinese guy right there's like's like all these offensive things in it, but like as a kid. This is fucking gold gold I don't like when they go back and like apologize for their old roles

It's like you're never gonna win like that. You just gotta say fuck you. I know I know Sorry, no no good well Larry David did on a Holocaust joke on the SNL monologue and a bunch of you were like Larry You're a Jew you shouldn't be making jokes like that and he went and that was it that's how you handle it yeah you just kind of go shut up and you move on yeah you can't you can't give in hoping that they see you as pure again cuz you'll never fucking win Tony Burton his name was there it is pull up that Jim Carrey thing if you can find it it's all over and the Dana Carvey thing in the cab doing Doing the rounds. Is it?

But I do think the internet has brought, as much as political correctness and all that has changed things, and the mainstream, Fallon's not going to have that on and what not. Holy shit, just from the picture it looks rough. The internet has brought it all back up. This is a different thing. It's Opportunity Knocks Cab. Damn, he did it twice? Oh, he did another movie. This is a different thing. No, it's Opportunity Knocks Cab. Or in the car. Damn, he did it twice? Oh, he did another movie. Ideas that you never dreamed were possible.

You can think like another person. I've been seeing this one. You will be able to act like another person. Oh, wow. You will feel like another person. You will become another person. Become another person. Who is that?

Carvey. Oh. There was another, I was thinking about that, but that's's not I haven't seen that movie. It's not great. It's great Characters immersed himself. I respect that is this the version you don't want our parents would show us like look at this racist No, it's a car. Well, he's a car Asian Propaganda, you know those comics they'd be like look at this black guy and it was like a crazy with big lips yeah yeah show you a cartoon like this was a normal or or uh bugs bunny would be like oh hello at the big teeth this is our version of that you know just showing like oh yeah dana carvey was dressed as an indian no this is this is i think they just stole a car as a context and even this would get them in shit now. Hello! Greetings, my name is Thugla.

My target of the journey is to steal my car. Let's just come back. I do not appreciate your profanity. If you wish to continue this conversation, may I suggest a new attitude one more positive? I like the next role he went like full Indian face I didn't take it far enough. I didn't feel satisfied. No one bought it. I love Dana Carvey, dude It's actually a pretty decent movie. I like this movie opportunity knocks It's I bet it's got like I bet it's my guess on Rotten Tomatoes is like nine percent, but yeah, but I enjoyed it I liked it as a kid. I watched it's my guess on Rotten Tomatoes is like 9% but yeah, but I enjoyed it. I liked it as a kid I watched it like ten times probably It's funny how those things that made you laugh as a kid like you always are kind of loyal to them

Yeah, like I'll smoke in the band and I'll go down with like it was okay as a movie, but Jackie Gleason It was 1990 I enjoyed it though. I think he's fucking great. Dana Clarvey is, yeah. He's funny. Smokey the Bandit had a Klan scene in it, didn't it? Where they chased a bunch of black guys? That was in Bust and Loose.

Oh. Did Smokey the Bandit as well? I know Bust and Loose did. Oh, okay. Where prior and them just walk up and they're walking on a Klan rally. I believe it was Bust and Loose. Okay smoking the bandit it too if it didn't it should Porky's had that weird anti-semitic ribbon going through it kite eat kite yeah, yeah, too dumb even be a good racist

That was you know I Remember loving porkies love One it was a fucking like a wild it was like one of those teen rom-com remember the scene where he puts his dick through The hole yeah fucking showers. Yeah, rabs it crazy. Yeah, this dick off with her shoes Fucking awful nurse shoes yeah, and then she said had a mole on it So she was like we got to find the guy with the dick and all the guy Yeah, that was great good good quality fun good fun kids trying to get laid movies. Yeah That's a good John that was a genre teenage romps boys confused. Yeah, I smell girls panties. Yeah, it was it

Yeah, those were the days sure were all right. Well Jim. Where you gonna be okay? I'm gonna be You know I got tour dates everywhere since I'm not doing radio anymore I'm on the road and you can go to Jim Norton comedy on YouTube if you want to see Unconceivable, but yeah, I got a bunch of a bunch of dates. I'm going Vegas yes Vegas also I got Pittsburgh Maryland just to just go to Jim Norton comm if you live somewhere. I'm probably going there. Oh, yeah, all right Thank you guys, and you watch your special. Yeah, if you I hope people like it

It's gotten good remarks so far so good remarks grandfather Thank you for watching. Yes. Yeah, come see me on the road. I got a second Wilbur in Boston and Go Irvine Oklahoma City Vegas Rochester New York Chicago Theatre Winnipeg just added Europe for all of October so like I'm coming to your place in Europe basically Italy Germany fucking Amsterdam London Dublin Paris all over, Lisbon I think as well, Bartholomew. Barcelona.

Yeah, a few more probably too. Salt Lake City, Reno, and big one Carnegie Hall in New York City December 4th. See you there. Nice, very nice. Samorail.com slash shows, or just follow us all. Are you on Punch Up, Jim? Punch Up.

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