We Might Be Drunk - Ep 248: Harland Williams

Episode Date: September 8, 2025

Harland Williams stops by the pod for wild stories about Rocket Man, his new movie Wingman, and hanging with Rodney Dangerfield. Plus, Mark and Sam get surprise drop-ins from Stavros Halkias and Chris Distefano, leading to chaos about art heists, shorts season, Anthony Bourdain, and whether you could kill a husband for good sex. Sponsored by: 💸 Support the show and sign up for your one-dollar-per-month Shopify trial https://www.shopify.com/DRUNK 👖 F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with code DRUNK15 https://www.theperfectjean.nyc/DRUNK15 #theperfectjeanpod 🎧 Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD 🛒 Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ 🎬 Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ 🎙️ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD: https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #HarlandWilliams #StavrosHalkias #ChrisDistefano #RocketMoney #CornbreadHemp #ThePerfectJean #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey

What do you got here? Mountain Dew and hot chocolate? Mountain Dew. We got Ready Whip. What do you? Bart Simpson? I always want to be ready. And I got Swiss Miss hot chocolate.

Whoa. Even though it's the middle of the summer, let's keep winter alive. You don't see a lot of gray-haired dudes drinking Mountain Dew still. I respect that. You got the same rider as Kevin Spacey. Yeah. Wait, what? Well, he's got a couple of the little boys around.

Ew, gross. Well, that's each his anal. Carol Channing. It's a different actor. But, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What's going on here? Is this your breakfast?

Yeah, it's just a little, you know, like to have something to drink while I chit-chat. All right, hey, no judge. Yeah. I respect it. Yeah, I don't see a lot of Mountain Dew anymore. No, that milkshake is the size of the South Tower. Yeah. I feel like one in California is like semi-health conscious, too,

so it's nice to see a mountain deer. Yeah, mountain dew. Delicious. Yeah, remember the old ad Yahoo! Mountain Dew. Oh, yeah. I don't remember that. No one says Yahoo anymore either.

That's true. That was a website or a search engine. Yeah, but... Did well. Yeah, yeah. Well, we stole beer. We'd yell Yahoo. Mm-hmm.

Yahoo! Did you guys do that? Yahoo. That must have been a regional thing. We're going to go pull a Yahoo. Meaning, like, everybody grabs a case, a beer at the 7-Eleven and you go yahoo and you all run out together you can't kill all of you you never did that but they get one of you they'll get one they got my friend paul got a guy pulled a gun on

him what yeah we were out of there never saw him again since Jesus no I'm just kidding you've never had mountain dew guys of course I love mountain dew okay is that your soda I feel like I'm getting a little blowback here no no blowback Kevin Spacey again but yeah enjoy I want to taste that frothy delight. We've reached out multiple times to have Kevin Spacey on the pod. Love to have you, Kim. If these people listen to one episode. I'm a big fan.

He's sick. It's warm. Yeah, he's going to have a sip and then that's going to kill us. Oh, I don't want to kill you a drink. I want, no, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I'll, go ahead. You sure? Yeah, of course. What are I poured in my mouth? No, that's for Kevin Spacey. These shorts are for Kevin Spacey, what the hell are you wearing here? It's showing up the yams here. Sorry, writing up.

Yeah, these are riding up. Look see if Victoria's Secret is out. Holy God. I know. Look at these fucking legs. I know. I'm cut. That's the secret.

It smells like Cracker Barrel meatloat. That's chicken fried. That is unbelievable. You like it? I have another swig. Go for it. I don't mind. What are you?

You got laxatives in here? Is there some kind of gag going on? You guys are really smirking. You want a swig? No, I don't. You don't want what I have. This is unreal. Have the, have the.

rest oh i can't have that good patrice whatever he had i'll you'll cut my toe off i drink that thing who you say whatever he had diabetes yeah sorry it wasn't a huge mystery you do the math there i thought you many had gang green or something like he was mountain climbing and had to cut his toe off they're not all in gangs well they're all green those dildos on the quarter green i'll tell you that all right yeah that's a it's a boldly move i know yeah literally Yeah, but going through security with a dildo? Yeah, that's true. You can get busted with it.

Unless you got it. Someone did. Someone got busted, I think. I think some fat kid. The joke is he's the better shooter because he got it on the court every time. Wow. They were throwing dildos on the basketball court? Yeah, the women's basketball.

Look at this fat fuck. Jesus. Who's this now? He's the guy who threw the dildos on the court. Now, is that a guy or a girl? I can't tell anymore. What's going on? What is that?

This is a boy. I think that's Lena Dunham. Is that a guy or not even joking? That's a guy. Can we see the top off shot? That is a bad look. That's a bad looking man right there. So that is a man.

You're not messing with it. It's a boy. He says 16. Holy, that's a big boy. Yeah. They also banned backpacks and bags in WNBA games. So you know, they couldn't bring dildos in. You know, you're getting the dildos in now, hey, Harlan?

How? Strap them. on smuggling them up the pooper oh you can fit a vibrator in a fanny pack there's ways around it that's true wow that's true i don't know could you just like i mean it would be a little morbid but could you just chop your real thing off and throw it you could it's very similar you're like the van go of the wmd way van go vang i think that's what they do in um in parts of africa they do well they cut the ladies uh part off although when you throw it it doesn't make as much of splash. What the a

X? This is getting dark. All right, all right. This is taking a dark. This is... Get yourself a... What is it? 11 a.m.? This is what we're talking about, clitorial removal here? Yeah, well, I'm on no sleep. I'm on no sleep, too, thanks to your fucking little shindig. Yeah, super spreader event. I'm sweating through the fucking bed. Yeah, it got

everybody. I think it's getting me right now. Is it? I hope it's gay. I was pissed. He comes in all fucking cocky to the cellar the other night. I'm sweating bullets. He goes, ah, I always dodge a bullet. I'm like, Fuck you. I was down for the, I was hanging just because he and Veter were there, but I was, I was not in my best shape. Yeah, you see, by the good crowd. They were a good crowd. Good hang. We had a good time. Good time. That was great. Man, because I was sick. I watched the whole Billy Joel doc. You see that? Oh, I don't make you sick.

You're not a fan of piano. His eyes are too big. Like, I picture him waking up in the morning and with his big bulgy eyes rolling down the sidewalk on his eyes. he's more rolling on the sidewalk in his car into a house or a motorcycle dude that's how they came up with big shot that was hilarious oh yeah we're not big shot of moving out you might be right oh because he comes home drunk on a motorcycle and his wife's like you're a lunatic and he's like you may be right I may be crazy was he riding a motorcycle or a piano

because I thought he was the piano man like I picture him with a leather jacket on like sitting behind a piano stool and a wool it's or whatever it is and rolling down the highway like at 90 with the wind in his hair and a dragonfly on his big bulgy Garfield, the cat, rolly eyes.

You know he's 5-5. He's 55? Wow, I think he's older than that. Paulin, you're not a great listener. Is he? You're not a... So what brings you to the city? Big Apple.

Well, I'm doing Greg Gutfeld's show tomorrow. Oh, he just did Fallon. And then I'm doing Kill Tony at the sold-out Madison Square Garden on Saturday night. Hey, that's a good one. Yeah. Any idea who the big names are going to be? Because he usually brings out some kind of jelly roll or Joey Diaz.

I don't have some fact. I don't have any idea. All right. Yeah, I was happy to be in New York. By the way, this city, you live here, right? I do. I saw an art heist this morning. What?

over here. By the way, you know we live here. You're in our studio. You live here? Yes. In the studio. No. Oh, this is your studios and you live here?

Yes, yes. Ew. I jerk off right there. Key you. You do? Yes, my ready whip. That was me an hour ago. There you go.

Oh, geez. What is this, the WMBA game? Jesus. It's a really. But, yeah, I saw an art hot. I saw a guy running down the street with a Picasso. I ran out to him like, hey, art thief, art thief. And it turned out to be a homeless guy with so many stains on his clothes.

That's more of a pollock. Yeah. Let's not add to my joke and wreck it. All right, sorry. You don't have to art me up. I think he got framed. Whoa, Dr. Dildo Teeth. What did you just do?

You leaned over on me. The joke toppled me. back player i feel like this episode's for this is like for your son right here listening this is like for a child we'll play this for special needs kids and see if they get it well i just saw you like lean over on me like a tree in the wind i was happy with the art the framing who has seen the wind neither you nor i but when the trees bend down their heads the wind goes rushing by that was beautiful w o mitchell thank you and you inspired that because you leaned in on me me like a willow tree and a hurricane

almost. Yeah, yeah. I like that. You came right in and then kind of whipped back. Did you like it? That was kind of neat. I'll do it again later. Okay. I'm not going to tell you when. She said. There you go. Are you going to get up on any comedy shows? Any stand-up?

I might do one. I don't know anybody in this town, really. Oh, I can hook you up. You could? Yeah. Comedy seller. New York Comedy This guy runs like four shows in the city. Oh, yeah. I'd love to go up tonight. Tony said he might have a thing for me tomorrow but if there's something tonight i'd love to okay thank you stand yeah okay somewhere whatever's good all right i'll shoot a text over oh thanks man all right yeah i don't

get to play enough in this city because i'm not here that much do you go up in l.a i feel like yeah all the time oh where do you go the improv the improv the improv the store the laugh factory i never see you there every week almost every anytime i'm in town i usually do like two or you're doing like two or three nights a week oh great i love it yeah you got some new stuff yep new stuff uh i saw this art heist this morning ha ha ha ha ha no but i've updated it oh all right let's hear it boy you punch quick i saw an art heist uh outside of the natural history museum and i was like hey thief stop and i caught up to a guy it was a homeless guy wrapped in the shroud of turin You're back.

Right? Yeah. Best punch-up guy in the biz right here. Right? Just took just two minutes ago. It was Picasso. Yeah. But then you pollocked me.

I like Pollock as a homeless guy because you get the shit splirts. Right. Yeah. Do you like Pollock more in the summer or in the spring or the fall? I guess the fall. Yeah? Do you have allergies? No.

Okay. But. So Pollock doesn't affect you? I get it I'll shut up You guys ask the question No no I didn't mean to shut your podcast down

Shutting it down If this is the last one I want to say sorry This might be it I think it is I feel like it might be over If you if you drink that You're gonna you're gonna shut down

This is a lot of sugar here I'm just having this Oh what about that Who's that for? You put your formalga glites in it, so I'm not touching it after you. I think I'm tired. I don't think I'm sick. My baby was up all night.

You have a baby? Yeah. How old? Six months. Still covered in placenta or clean? I cleaned it and drank it. The placenta? Oh, yeah.

Like a shake? Yeah. That's why we all got sticking at this party. We were chugging the placenta. Ooh. Yeah. Did you eat the umbilical cord? Yeah.

We garnished. It was garnishing the drink. Hey, thanks. And the foreskin. You can use the umbilical cord. is a straw to drink the placenta and then you're getting all the and if you just eat the whole baby you'll get all the nutrients you're looking for you'll really bond with it that's true i'm gonna fatten it up and get him big and then kill him why do you why do people drink the placenta it's got

nutrients makes you strong iron and fiber you really did this no i know a guy that did he made milk smoothies with his wife what yeah yeah this was for real i know it's hard to tell it's real this one all right wow well yeah i put it in a shake and i shake the baby there it is how old your six months huh six months oh yeah look at that looks like i mean it looks good it looks like a look it looks like a berry smoothie you should have those a dairy queen yeah yeah well they'd be like eight hundred dollars probably like a peanut buster baby parfait or whatever are you a peanut and the smooth peanut butter smoothie guy yeah of course i love a who doesn't like peanut butter and somebody likes it i don't so what don't you like about peanut butter

when i was four my priest molested me while i was eating a peanut butter sandwich that makes sense actually that's a good reason yeah geez did he did he use the peanut butter to molest you or just while you were eating it uh both okay that's pretty nutty yeah whoa that was not the time for a comment he got raped dude I didn't get arred. I just got molested. Just got sort of molested.

What's the difference? Well, he, I was eating it. He did a big R in him when he was getting molested. I was eating it and some of it dripped down on my inner thigh and he just rubbed right there. Oh, good. Was it smooth or chunky? It was smooth, but he was smooth.

The penis. Maybe it wasn't a molest. Maybe he was just cleaning it off, but I took it as a molest. Well, do he use his tongue? No. All right. He used a. cloth and there's everyone was in the room and oh but i still took it as a molest yeah might as well

get it when you can yeah oh well i'm just saying you know you get the victim points if you got molested you can do a one-man show whoa well you can use that on gutfeld whoa too soon he just did phallon you see that yeah what did you think did you like it i mean i don't really watch late night anymore because I'm always running around on stage or whatever, but they were old bar drinking buddies, so they got along really well. Oh, wow. That's good.

I love that. Yeah. What's that? Oh, here we go. I see what's going on here. Wow. I see what's going on here. Real smooth.

Very smooth. What is it? Just the soda. A bottle of beer. Oh. How about these tariffs? Whoa, what about them? There's a new tariff in town.

Whoa, I shot the tariff. But not the deputy. Whoa. God damn it. Oh, wow. That went down the back of the shirt there. Sorry. Your management.

All right. Sorry, that tariff joke really got to me. Now, let's say we were going to do Kill Tony as a panel. You got any tips? Because you're one of the best panel guys. Well, you've done it. I've done it, but you know, just for the people at home. Any tips for...

Yeah, because you're so good at the panel. Oh, thank you. You get people trying to roast you, you zing them back. You're always quick with a quip. I just, I don't know. I just, uh, just have fun. That's my motto. Yeah, I like that.

Yeah, just have fun. I don't know that there's any tips or anything. You ever get nervous up there, but it's a garden. You get the maddest you got the arena here with a 20,000 people gawking at you. No, I thought it would be, I thought I would be nervous, but I'm not just because it's, uh, the, the people there are so in love with the show and the experience that you're just sort of walking out into a sea of love and radiation. And so you feel that energy and so yeah, don't really get nervous by it. Are you aware that there's a video with over three million

views of you destroying someone's career on that panel? Oh, did you? I don't know about the career. The video is saying he destroyed his career His thumbnails like to really blow it up with the drama What does that mean? It's someone's first time, isn't it? No, it wasn't this? No, no, a guy I went at him and he went at the guy. He went, uh, David Lucas went at you.

Oh, yeah. And then he's supposed to be some like great, uh, insult. Well, that's what he's a roast guy? A roast guy. David Lucas, yeah. I didn't know who he was and I, I didn't know much about the show. I went out to do. Oh, really?

Yeah, I'd never done it. I'd never met Tony. What? I'd never watched it. And so I didn't know hardly anything about this show. And then I was out doing Rogan's Club. Uh-huh. And Tony asked me to do Kill Tony.

And so I said, okay. And I went out and this guy, David Lucas came out. I didn't know who anybody was. Sure. Well, who we on with? I didn't even know Tony. It was the first time I met him. Was this Tony Hawk episode?

I guess so. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Keep going. And then the comics were coming out. I was like, okay, having fun. And then this guy, David Lucas, comes out and starts coming at me. Yeah.

And I'm like, well, this ain't going to happen. Whoa! And, uh, you know, you come with me. I'm going to come back at you. Yeah, why not? So that's what happened. What did you say to him? I just, we just, he started making comments.

So I just started hitting them back, like roast com. I guess they just, yeah. He's a portly fellow. So I think you started attacking his, uh, figure yeah i just went after everything and uh the same way he was doing yeah and then i did it again in l.A and he they brought him out again i didn't know and now i knew his schick so i said okay i'm in a machine gun this guy and i just i just was relentless and i just kept going and it's got millions of views it does yeah i think what's great about you is you don't you're not

nervous because you don't know what the fuck's going on no so you have no nerves you're just flying off the scene of your dick well or whatever that is yeah what is it dildo dildo yeah dildo yeah dildo baggings but uh yeah yeah so just it just came out of nowhere and it was fun and i don't harbor any animosity towards the guy but i was just like if if you're gonna come at me i'm gonna give it back that's good that's entertainment folks yeah yeah yeah well i'm excited it was it good afterwards or now yeah oh yeah yeah he came and did my podcast and yeah look at that i have no there's no I didn't know you had blacks on

wait what I yeah it's just a good time for me I didn't no no sour grapes no yeah all right great just uh just sugar covered grapes for him sugar covered grapes raisin bread whatever yeah

yeah I get it why did you smash the bottle what were you so angry about I don't know he just handed me the bottle I felt I had to use this I panicked I fucking freaked out Well, that's an avant-garde show.

I didn't think it happened. Yeah. Wild. Did you not like it? I loved it. I just wondered where the sudden emotional outburst came from. I didn't want it to be discovered that it was a... Did you know it was a sugar bottle?

Damn it. All right. I figured he knew, so I was like, let me just... It was a prop bottle, obviously. Yeah. They called it glass candy. Yeah, breakaway glass. It tastes good.

No, no, I just tasted it. It doesn't taste good. What is this bottle? It's not sugar anymore? Oh, it's resin. Yeah, yeah. This is like a Hollywood prop, yeah. Yeah, dude.

This show is fucking Hollywood. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The only thing you ought to be careful is not to get any in your eyes. That's a potential hazard. I had a real egg on my head last time. He got me good on the top. What do you mean?

I had just like a cartoon bump. Oh, he hit you over the head with that? We hit each other. He was passed out. Then I stuck a bottle up his ass while he was passed out. Spacey. It was fucking. weird.

Oh, there. Nikesies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, hey, you know, it's part of the doing business. It's fun. It's funny.

We're having fun. I guess. It's a funny gag, dude. Hey, how's your movie doing? Oh, Wingman? Yeah. Thanks for asking it. We're getting real close to,

real close to getting distribution. And I think, I think October, November, we should have it out. Oh, my Lord. And we're also going to do one of those pages like, Shaila Bow just did it where you can put your movie on a page and just go there and download it for like 10 bucks.

I like it. Versus having to, you know, join a whole subscription service or join Netflix. And so we're going to do that too. And once it's up there, I'll let you know where you can see it. Oh, boy. I can't wait. We're excited.

Yeah. That's a boomer. Thank you. We're excited. We got a call today about potential financier for a movie we're making. Yeah. Oh, really? We wrote one.

Oh, wow. Right now he said it's a little long and he's not wrong. How many pages? 120. We overwrote it for sure. You had it down to 95. Yeah, we will. We will.

I mean, that's that much. 95 pages. That's an hour and a half, right? Yeah, I guess so. And even though you're going to shoot 95, my wingman was 95 pages and the final full edit was two hours and 20 minutes. Whoa. So because you got to remember, you know, if someone says,

hey, I'm going to the car. yeah well that's that's a line in the script and they see each page is a minute but then if you decide to show the guy walking to the car and getting in he does something on the way he picks up like so you did you made a comedy that's two hours and 20 minutes yeah but i cut it down to 140 oh okay good so the final product will be 140 and and it's that's why i'm saying go out of the gate short because then you don't have the pain of cutting all this extra stuff and i'm assuming nowadays like You know, when we shot Rocket Man back in the 90s, we shot it in over three months. Wow. And we shot Wingman in two weeks. Holy hell. Why do you think that is? Because that's the way everything is now.

Even big productions, studio productions, Netflix. It's wild if you shoot a movie over 30 days. Like most places. What are you doing for those three, over three months when you're shooting a movie? Because Rocket Man's a short movie, isn't it? It's like an hour of that? No, it's a standard movie. But it was, we were shooting a page, a page.

page and a half a day. On Wingman, we were shooting upwards of nine to 12 pages a day. Well, that's the name of the game now. It's insane. Back then, you had a craft service queef. You had to do like all these overtime laws. Oh, we got to stop production. Oh, we went too long on lunch. We got to shave a day. Well, it's not that really. It's just that they had the money and movies were more of an investment than there was a limited amount of studios. Got it. So when you made a big movie, it got a lot more play because it's kind of like when we only had the three TV networks it was like this is where you have to go to see things but now the spectrum is so vast to see material that production companies and producers are cranking stuff out almost overnight and they can't afford it to do

it any other way so yeah we shot wingman in 15 days for God's sake so that's awesome though we were doing some a lot of movies you do maybe one location a day maybe two we were doing up to four locations a day full full moves Christ nonstop it was insane boy it must be nice to be done it's it's it's nice to be done but when you're in it it's sort of like if you're passionate about it if you if you believe in the project and you're passionate about the material it's almost like a fever dream like you're just in it it's like you're on a you're in a marathon and you're running and your your heart's gone and everything is like fluid.

Yes. It's a beautiful thing. You're exhausted at the end of the day, but. Was there one particular day we were like, fuck yes. We're like, we really got something cool here? You know, because I directed it, I wrote it, and I started it as the lead. I didn't have time to think about anything. Jesus.

So it was just, it was just, I got there and it was nonstop. And at the end of the day, I'd go, why do my feet hurt? Right. I realized I didn't sit down. all day because if I'm not directing or acting I'm directing the amount to do some amount dude kept me going right here you're going to get sliced off yeah but that's so cool but let me ask you you're barreling through this movie four locations today shoot shoot shoot yeah what happens if you fuck something up you got to reshoot you got to do

pickups yeah is that included in the 15 days yeah we had one we had one day where we had to go back to another location because we didn't get everything we needed yeah And luckily, we were able to, like, scoge it in. But it was a nightmare. It costs a lot of money every time you go back and rent a location. But luckily, we got it. And even after going back, we still didn't get everything I needed. So then you get into the editing bay and you go, okay, I've got 70% of what was on the page.

Now you've got to get creative with the cutting and the editing and hope that you can assemble a scene. yep but if you had had you know a day for each scene or a day for each page you could you get everything you need so damn yeah you cut 40 minutes so so i mean you must have cut a few scenes oh yeah i cut scenes that i didn't want to cut like an elaborate scenes like i cut some scenes that were like really complicated and elaborate and and funny that's it's just it's like you have to you know it's brutal that is brutal that's what i'm saying if you get are going to do a movie shorten it so you know what you're getting and you don't have to go through the pain you're still going to have to cut a whole bunch yeah that's all right jokes in there

you don't want to lose them i know but you do you lose i cut tons of jokes think about how many jokes don't make you special though dude that's true damn yeah so if if you if you try and you know compact everything at the beginning it's less painful surgery at the end right right so piece of advice now it's nice that we you can shoot quick like we've gotten to a point rocket man took what two months you said three three months this took 15 days yeah would it be nice if we could condense the producing time all the meetings the phone calls the zooms that's the part we have we have a lot of cooks in the kitchen yes yeah it's forever this is not normal how many people we have involved in this why do you have so many what's up pussy's oh shit

She's here for a second. What's up, my God? What's up, baby? Look at it. What's up? Hey. What's up? What's up?

Oh, Harley. Wow. Looks like a before and after photo. I'm hitting the gym. Wow. Look at this. Hell yeah. Yeah, we're not staying.

We just want to kind of derail. Derell. You're the dildo of the WNBA court. Coming right in. That's it, man. Now the show's gone down to La Croy's. Used to be drinking whiskey. Yeah.

Someone gave us neurovirus at his fucking barbecue. Oh, I'm still sick? Yeah. Oh, great. Thanks for having us come in. He's not inviting us to the barbecue. No, you should be thankful for that.

I know. I can start from my hotel room in Tulsa. Whoa. You do look thinner, Mark. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I'm a diseased. But yeah.

Yeah, thanks. Yeah, the thighs are looking nice, dude. Yeah. Look at this. This is weird. You're not usually a shorts guy, are you? No, it's so fine. fucking hot yeah for sure yeah harland how are i saw you we were alone in your bedroom whoa easy guy

come on tell him the truth uh well my studio my studio which is in your bedroom well it was that that's a great house out there huh oh my god amazing yeah you is unreal yeah absolutely rocket man money dude yeah he's got that yeah me myself and irene money oh dumb and dumber yeah me myself and irene You weren't also me, myself, and Irene, too. No, no. They all blend together, those Jim Carrey movies. No, what's the one where you play? Dumber is.

He should be like a... I love some kind of serial killed. You're all seven minutes. Something about Mary now. Yeah. Totally different movies. It's a good character. Meathead Access Hollywood guy.

He was like, you weren't fucking a 90210. Right? Hey. I saw an art heist this morning on the way on. Oh, God. Oh, he's the pre-written bit he's done six times. Six times. Really? Tell us more about it all.

Dude. Anyway, we got to go. Harlan started it one more time. Go on, go on. Dude, the funny, I've told, I think I said this on your pod the last time, but the funniest, something that I actually go to and, like, laugh at when I'm feeling bad, like, when I need a pick-me-up as a comedian, I watch when you and Andrew Santino, that clip when you hit the hit him what kept hitting the lotion.

Oh, he just instantly feel better. Harlan blowing lotion. I'm sorry, Santino blowing lotion over Harlan's face. Yeah, it's a heavy hand lotion. Oh, dude. And I sat in that seat. Yeah, yeah. I just randomly had it there and that came out of nowhere.

That was bizarre. Yeah. By the way, Stavey in the Bourdain movie, dude. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Mazel to. A-24, Stavi's in the new Anthony Bourdain movie. I hope he ends up.

like him. I play him in flashbacks in kindergarten. I play young Bourdain. That's a great promo shot. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Stop. He's a hell of an actor. Good actor. I'm okay. Boy, so he does it all. We're eating Tiramisu with our hands out in the lobby. That's right. Yeah, that's right. Bourdain was the chef, right? Yeah, heroin act. You know who Anthony Bourdain is. No, he doesn't. Harlan doesn't. He's Canadian. Yeah, yeah, with the drugs and the Thailand and stuff, the tattoos. He was the one he, yeah, he used to go, bam.

Yeah, that guy. Right, yeah. He's Paul Agassi, right. Yeah, he's Paul Dene. There you go. Yeah, dude. He only got famous at 43 years old. Is that right?

That's what, yeah. Wow. The book is great, the Kitchen Confidential book. If you watch the documentary Roadrunner, I watch it on planes a lot. He says, like, when he was 43, he was like, I thought, like, six months before he got famous, Road Kitchen Confidential, he was like, oh, I thought the best years of my life had happened already. I was 42, about to be 42. I thought all the fun I was ever going to have in my life had happened because I was already in my early 40s.

But he was like, I didn't realize my life was just about to begin. And it was a happy ending. Oh, wow. That's it. Covers come. Got the job, Mark. Oh, sorry. I saw him in a Knicks game once, and I watched Larry Johnson the basketball.

player would go, oh my God, that's Anthony Bourdain. It's just crazy to see an NBA player starstruck, but it was like he had that. He was one of the best guys ever. What do you play in the movie, if you don't mind? I play young Bordane. Young Bourdain? Yeah, about seven years old. A big lollipop.

I got a big heavy wig. A little red balloon. There's Knobrosse's influence. He's tall, right? Was he six five? Big taut, big jiu jitsu guy. It took up Jiu-Jitsu later in life, like in his late 40s. He was in E-Myself and Irene as well.

Seven-minute hours. Very good. Look at Ben Stiller, hailing Hitler. That's a bad high. See, I knew he was one of us. That's one of the Republicans are using when Elon got that thing. They're like, look, Ben Stiller, Ben Stiller did it. Look.

Crazy Heil from a Jew. I mean, that's wild, right? Yeah. That's it, man. That's a tough one to even out. out of context because there's no reason to have the hand open like that's from a long came Polly

she's like you never take any risks sick hell at a game Hank Azare is on the side like Ruben No Ruben He's waving to Elon there No no Hank Azira was ripped in that movie Dude he's always ripped

I appreciate we tried to get him on this pod And he will not come on Who? Because of the title Who won't come on? Anca Zaria he's like sobriety is like a big part of who he is Like you don't have have to drink but they're drinking the croix i love how you guys believe that's why he won't come

on that's what we're telling us yeah the title it's the same reason robert de Niro will come on he's like what the fuck uh fuck all right well listen we have to fucking we're substituting two bears one cave we got to see guys we're on our break we have to go back to our summer job yeah we have not showing to the even better than burton tom have yeah we're trying to ruin it we did a pretty i think this this was these last two episodes are going to do it so the very last episode we're doing we're going to talk exclusively about comedy and the vaccine and that should really be like i mean we're done if you do a high-pitched laugh for no reason and you should on poor people we're not all locked up

style just becomes a bleeding alcoholic on it i could i have my own vices uh you know since we're here uh london september 7th oh there you got a second show got a so hell yeah yeah yeah we're at the uh the shepherds bush empire oh i'm doing that in october yeah it's a good show it's a good one all right all right new one london london ontario and then i'll be chicago september 5th and then september 11th theater at msg and then september 27 saudi arabia what's oh you're all fucking pieces you're all fucking pieces you're gonna a stone sand. Yeah.

Oh, come on. Jessica Kerson's getting it first. Right? What's the hell? She's not leaving. I'll tell you that. Oh, fuck. It'll be hard to do crowd work

with that burq. Everyone doing your... All the people cleaning your sheets are just Filipino slaves. They're doing it too, right? I am. That's what's said.

October 8th. I figured the 7th would have been important, so I'm doing the 8th. Jesus. It takes place on October 7th. You guys are in Riyadh. October 7th. I'm on the 8th.

I'm there in the 8th. What's going on with the 7th? You're going to be doing remembrance posts from Saudi Arabia? Yeah. From Saudi Arabia in airspace? Salekin. Hold on. Hold on.

All right, that'll do it for us. All right, that'll do it for us. All right, late in Salakus. You're dressed like a candy corn. From the river to the sea. Remember to see you later. There you go. Let's see you, yeah, yeah.

Awesome. Wow, what a treat. Nice popping. Damn. Good to see you, boys. Ball of energy. Oh, that's the anti-fatter. Is he?

No. All right. Damn. See you later. It was very good, Mark. Thanks. We were talking about the movie. That's what we were.

Let me hear about your movie. What's your movie about? Can you say? Yeah, well, can we say? Yeah, the brief thing is we're liquor salesman because we have our liquor and, we're struggling with the business, basically. It's loosely based on what we're going through here, but we're not comedians in it.

We're just liquor salesmen. So what's the hook? What's the objective? Well, the new generation doesn't drink. They all vape and, you know, are quiffs. Okay. So we're like a couple old school duches who try to come back in there and sell some liquor. And it's not going great.

He meets a lady, and we've got to figure out how to finagle the business and get back on our feet. There's a lot. There's a lot of labor. We're not good at pitching. The script is good. It's a good script. It's really a joke bag. It's a vehicle for the humor.

And it shoots in New York. Yeah. And we got all, we got Stavros, Atel. We want Colin Quinn. We got some ideas. You got your locations? No. Okay.

We're going to sell it first. Does a lot of it take place like in the liquor store or in a bar? A lot of it's in a bar. Oh, so you're selling liquor in the bar, not a liquor store. But we're trying to get the liquor in the bars. And we're doing it ourselves. we don't have a distribution or anything so it's okay yeah what kind of so you haven't sold the movie yet no no or meeting today with a financier who looks promising oh good how much your budget i don't know

three five mil three to five and you want to shoot in new york yeah okay but hey if it's like hoboken that's great yeah well you you learn to make good with what you got like wingman technically takes place in New York sort of in the outer like not in Manhattan but like out on the I don't know New York that well so Mark and I are in Somalia we're like man the city is kicking man Yonkers or I don't know yeah we do all that but wingman's New York but we shot in a small little like mining town in Ontario really by Green Bay but it works the lake but it worked and it works you know so you sort of miraculously you find what you need like yeah aagle yeah you just you just a big part of it is learning to be able to adjust and adjust on the fly and don't get

married like to something like just learn how to adapt quickly and move along and it helps jeez okay okay because sometimes your ego or your your work you can go well i wrote it that it takes place in a grandiose glass ballroom well we don't have that and if we do have that it cost $4,000 a night. So then you have to, you have to learn to adjust on the fly. Right. Yeah. How can I make this work and still make it feel and look? So can I ask what you spent? Yeah, I think it was just over two million. Wow, that's cheap. Yeah, yeah. Now, what if we kind of, uh, did you use your own money if you want me asking? No, we, we got part of it was grants from the Canadian government and the rest was private investors. No, I'd say half and

half yeah that's amazing man yeah what if we kind of ride dirty a little bit and don't get uh you know we just shoot and run and gun no permits yeah uh i don't know the legalities of that but you could get in trouble especially if there's an accident like if there's someone get remember the kid on the train tracks in that one movie a train came and they didn't have permits and what movie is that this happened a few years back but it was uh i think jeff daniels was in it or somebody but there was an indie movie where they were shooting on a train track and they didn't have permits and the girl got caught and hit by the train.

So if there's an accident and you don't have permits, that could be a big liability. So that would just, yeah. And Alec Baldwin, accidents never happen on a moment. Right, but so it sucks, but. Different gun to shoot. Yeah, you can, you can go. I'm not saying don't do it, but just remember there's,

could be ramifications, that's all. Okay, okay. Well, we got no trains. We got no guns. Yeah. I don't think there's any guns in the movie. No, just boozeing and partying and jokes. Like, just, you know, sometimes you just got to go for it.

Yeah, it's like an old school comedy. I think it's pretty fun. I love it. Yeah. It sounds like it leans on the writing. Yeah. Like the comedy writing a lot. It's a great.

For sure, yeah. Like, naked gun, no one remembers the plot of the heist or whatever. Yeah. You know, I mean, sure, it's the baseball game or whatever, but it's just the jokes. You remember the jokes. That is humor, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's, I mean, that's what got us into this stuff is movies like that. Yeah.

That's exciting. Well, we're going to have a sequel about an art heist. Yeah. Wow. Full circle. Okay. All art. All right.

Those guys came in. I feel like I got dittled. They just came in and put a finger up by hand. Chris with his mic in the backwards cap. Yeah. They really October 7th in there. They came in and left. Tsunami.

Yeah. Yeah. We're slammed. Tsunami. That's what got Gilbert fired. It was? Affleck. Afflack.

He lost the Affleck job. What was it? Why? He made a tsunami joke, right? Yeah, what was the joke? Pull that up, Faddy, if you can. But yeah, that was one of the early... Were you pals with Gilbert?

The irony is that ducks can swim. Yeah. That's true. I knew him a little bit. I did one movie with them. We did Rodney's final movie back by midnight. Whoa. And I was in that and Gilbert was in it.

How was Rodney? Rodney was great, but he was in sort of the final throws. You could tell. He was, he was excited and working hard, but you could tell he was, he was sort of, his health was fading a little. Yeah, yeah. That light, that spark, even though inside it was there, you could just see age was catching up to him. so that was a bit tough to see but he was I loved him he was great he's a brilliant comedian yeah was he doing bathrobe no underwear was it that job that period yeah I mean

smoking weed yeah I would go to his place and uh he would have a we'd just sit in his living Ronnie's house yeah yeah wow he really liked me after that movie he became after I did back by midnight he became really we became pretty close He just loved me in the movie And so he'd have me over And honestly, I've never even heard of the movie That's crazy Yeah, it was kind of a straight to DVD

Type of deal But there's a lot of comedians in it I think Joey Diaz was in it I think he was in it And I'd go to Rodney's place And he had a pill bottle Yeah

With the thinnest little joint you've ever seen I'd sit there and talk for hours And he'd finish one and light the next one on the roach like he would chain smoke the damn and he just said it helped them he said he suffered from depression sometimes and he said it just helped them and yeah i i think he was wearing that that robe yeah but he was nice to you oh he's really no he asked me to write uh caddy shack three oh yeah i couldn't believe it yeah he literally asked me to do it and and it was it was very bittersweet because I was like

wow I'd love to but I like I said not to be more but he could tell he was sort of he'd already had some pretty bad health issues and so but it was amazing he just yeah and he just he would sit there and just show me project after he goes

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wonderful just a beautiful wonderful woman yeah i talked to it once on the phone because i was driving with whitney i just in her podcast and she was just driving me to a spot and she's like do you want to talk to rodney's wife and i was like yeah yeah and we chat she was so cool and she was like you want to hear uh a joke that no one has ever heard that rodney did yeah fuck i'm gonna butcher this oh my god i can't wait what is it i'm trying to remember it now get you get it together so you don't butcher um i was at her house once she invited She invited me over and she played an old cassette tape of about an hour's worth of Rodney just reciting jokes into the tape recorder that he either used or didn't use. But she said there were all these jokes he no one had ever heard.

We got to get those. Yeah, it was pretty amazing. Yeah, she says she has a whole bunch of them. If you go to the mothership, there's like six placards on the wall of his jokes written out. Yeah. And Whitney brought it in and Joe framed it. oh yeah it's just so funny i don't know i i told it on some fucking podcast i don't give it a shot hum a few bars come on it'll come to you we'll we'll punch it up yeah i i

don't even remember the i'm i'm i this never happens holy shit i'm sorry is the never maybe i'm in the final throws this is fucking terrible that's a day holy shit no i'm a little slow for sure today yeah yeah um wow you hung out with rodney where's his house or where was it was it in L.A. He lived on Wilshire Boulevard in one of these big giant fancy condos. There's this one area on Wilshire just before you get to Westwood. And he lived in this. It was sort of a bronze green, really beautiful, you know, high rise on Wilshire Boulevard. And he had a big walk in. He said, he goes, oh, let me show you my shot. He loved lions and he loved, he loved showers. And he took me into his big bathroom and showed me

He had this big walk-in shower with statues of lions. Whoa. Yeah, just a real interesting guy. Interesting. Yeah, Seinfeld said that he'd go out to dinner with him when he was a young comic. Yeah. Rodney couldn't wait for the food. It would piss him off.

He'd be like, we want eight lo-manes, two hot and sours. And then he'd go, where the hell's the food? And I go, we've got to cook it, Rodney. Yeah. But he was like, we've been here one minute. You've got to give us a chance to go get it. I remember the joke. I fucking aim

You gotta do the voice too though All right fine So he was going into surgery And his wife told me Like he was so nervous He was going to lose his mind His whole thing was about being sharp You know like if I lose my mind

I have nothing And you know And he was like All right Well hopefully you're all right Comes out of it He looks really woozy And the doctor goes

Roddy did he cough anything up And he goes Yeah 500 last week to a whore That was his first line Out of surgery Wow Well, he still got it, I guess. That's good.

Not any Dangerfield. You nailed it. Oh, my God. Cough up. That's fun. God, one of the funniest dudes ever lived. Easily. Like, who is writing that many jokes, you know, at that clip?

Joan? I'm saying now. Oh, today. Yeah, yeah. Aetel, I don't know. Oh, maybe Atel. Yeah. Tell is kind of, yeah.

Tell might be it. Good call. But, see, that's the problem is like. It tells almost like, it's almost like, a hip type of danger field where he's like doing honey booboo reference yeah yeah throw in like random like you know like you know what tell knows who the risler is right right but he was in a suit where a tell's dressed as a like a forklift driver yeah um oh poor rodney i was with him eight hours before he died holy hell as one of the last people to be with them in the hospital wow

yeah he was uh held his hand and he was there he was just like really sad of tubes coming out and stuff. Yeah, it was really heartbreaking. Oh, you're just standing there sipping a Mountain Dew. Just sipping, sipping a mountain dew, saying a prayer, holding, you know, holding his hand. And then later that night he passed away. Damn. Yeah.

What was that, 99? Something like that? I forget. But, yeah, it was tough, man. Good, good guy. Brought a lot of joy to people. Yeah, one of the best. And helped young comedians.

He literally had a young comedian special where he threw everybody a bone. He really liked doing that, yeah. 2004. There you go. Yeah, was that kind of surreal? Just, I mean, hanging with him, it must have been like, this is crazy. This is fucking... Yeah, it was very surreal because I didn't know him that well.

And then when I did the movie, he'd see me a few times at the clubs. And then when I did his movie, he just called me up out of the blue one day. I forget what I did. He's Holland. It's Rodney. go hey man he goes you stole the movie man and i was like and then after that he was like come hang out and just things like that and and uh so i sort of got close to him and and and joan and uh yeah so it was a real honor just to be around that kind of

legendary guy you know yeah would you say he's your favorite uh who's your favorite comic ever who really grabbed you i like guys like stephen wright who are like really clever sort of um there was a guy from montreal named sean keen that should have been a star but never got there and you you wouldn't know him but what happened he uh he was a real kind of introvert and he didn't really understand he was very bad at the business side yeah but he was he was so funny he had this whole kind of body language he did and after Every joke, he'd go, Mm-hmm.

Like, he had this whole thing, and his jokes were like, my girlfriend told me to stop finishing her sentences, and I said, period. Mm-hmm. Like, he'd say stuff like, I woke up this morning, there was a little baby on my doorstep.

Mm-hmm. I got home tonight. The little bastard was still there. Like, he just had, he just had this kind of thing, interesting one liners but they were so good and he passed away unfortunately but right from when i started my comedy career he was one of my favorites yeah see that's the that's the problem with the gatekeeping system back then now he could just put a shit this shit on youtube yeah but he might catch i still don't believe that the cream always rises to the top though i still think it's tough

like because you could say that now but then a guy like that he doesn't understand the business is he can understand like social media yeah he was he was it was it was tough to watch because he he of all the people i've met i thought should have been a star you know wow and i think he knew it too which not in a conceited way but he just he just knew that he he was a prolific writer yeah and he just knew he had something different but he he he was also paranoid about people stealing his stuff and that held them back right so he wouldn't release stuff uh so he wouldn't release specials yeah he just he his stuff doesn't live anywhere or anything We can't.

There's a few little things. I got him on a Canadian talk show once. Whoa. And he did a set and he did an evening at the improv once. He actually came to Hollywood and did an evening at the improv. But he just. Hit that on YouTube. Maybe it's out there.

But it's also one of those guys, too, to see him live was so much more rewarding than, you know, any footage would tell. Sure, sure. He was definitely one of my. my faves. Oh, wow. And I love Nick DePaolo because he's, um, he's just some guys pretend they're angry. Yeah, yeah. He's not pretending. He's just, he's just angry and edgy and right. I really love that about it. Well, there he is. Okay, evening at the improv. That was you. Yeah, and I was in the crowd watching them. Are we, where are we in L.A? This is on hall and on, on, uh, this is in, uh, yeah, in L.A.

It's just a joke, I guess. Clip is only 19 seconds. All right. great perfect no lesbians just chicks have yet to meet me have yet to meet me oh let's see how he moved it's just yeah wow that's hilarious oh i just you just had this rhythm and yeah they didn't have it there but usually after every joke you go like like he'd accent every joke with these grunts give me one more Give me one more. Yeah, see if there's another one of it. One joke at a time. I don't know my grandmother's stuff's or bra.

At least it feels that way. I love it. I love the movements. I love the look. He's got me. I'm a fan. Anything else? Maybe have any more?

I love he posted one 18-second joke at a time. That's hilarious. I mean, I don't think it was just the gatekeepers holding this guy back. This is. see one where he does the grunt get all the way to the beginning you got it there we go I met my wife

in a nightclub she was sitting across the bar and I started to come on to her you I didn't know I could squirt that fire ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha classic look at the dance what the hell

It's like an Elvis thing. That's his other thing. Thank you. Thank you. How did he pass away? Passed away young. Well, what was the killer is he had had a heart surgery when he was young. I think he had a hole in his heart and he was so paranoid that he would swim and he would run nine to 15 miles a day and swim like.

eight miles a day like just all every day that's what he did yeah and apparently he um he was just at home he was very quirky still lived with his dad whoa and he was you know i think he was in his 50s and then he um they just found him at the keypad on the computer like face down oh yeah just went in the room and he was from what i heard he was just sitting at the computer yeah wow But had boxes of jokes. Like Rodney, he just said he'd write all these jokes down and had boxes of jokes. And you were very close to them. We were pretty close.

He was a hard guy to get close to. But we had sort of a kindred spirit. And I was always, he'd phone me and we'd talk for hours. He'd go, Sean, come to L.A. You can stay at my house. You can stay here for three months. I'll help you. I'll introduce.

Oh, well, you know. And he would never. He was like his worst enemy, you know. Oh, man. But it just broke. And then finally I just gave up. on trying to help because I could see he was never going to happen

and it broke my heart but damn I just he to me should have he was just great just the performance the aura and he's one of the guys when you met him in real life there was kind of a sort of norm had like this sort of aura around

it was really magical so damn was he Canadian he was Canadian from Montreal yeah oh Montreal yeah just loved him yeah Sean Keene put him on the wall what's with the funny guys dying yeah no it's never uh i don't want to say anybody but because it's mean but

you know it's always the norms or the patrice's or the look at the fucking whole wall here yeah the jones i told you i was watching a bernie mack movie the other day it's not even a great movie but i loved it because he's so great in it he's so fucking grading it that you great he was just oh my dude every time i watch bad santa though it's like him and john ritter you're like holy shit yeah right yeah that was another great one great movie yeah but bernie action another dude with that you're like holy shit this guy's got aura like yeah oh yeah he was the best on kings of comedy nobody could follow him yeah he was too good wow yeah but i mean yeah so many people did so many great comedians great geraldo uh Mitch yeah it's crazy

care did you know gregg or Mitch at all or no i knew Mitch um yeah it was a little awkward because he opened for me once and his girlfriend was there and I used to date his girlfriend before he did. Lynn? Lynn, yeah. She got around, huh? Well, this was way back in the early,

like in the 90s or maybe even the 80s, yeah. I think she was banging John Doer for a while as well. Yeah, I was even before that. What are you doing? I'm just saying this lady's got a... I know, I don't think you should be saying. I don't know who, but I remember it was, I think there was a little bit of me and Mitch liked each other.

We worked together, but I think there's a little tension. Not that I caused, but I think. Girlfriend tension. Yeah, so I just sort of gave him his space and I didn't push it. But I loved him. He was great. Actually, I was mad at him, to be honest, because I didn't. He didn't share the heroin?

No, I didn't like that he abused himself. It made me mad. And it, like some people tried to. make it seem like it was charming and oh that's mitt she's on heroin but i i was i was actually like inside i was very mad that he yeah he did that to himself he obviously probably couldn't help it but it to me there was no charm it was just like just stop but guys like no can't i guess you know if you care about someone it's awful yeah yeah so it was tough to watch him oh i feel with you in the mountain doom man yeah that's your he's got a yahoo it up right to the gray

He's going to be on my gravestone, Yahoo. He couldn't help himself. You're going to be shooting that in between your toes, so. Hell yeah. Pour some ready whip on his grave. Yeah. Spray it, doctor. This is unbelievable, by the way.

Yeah, have some more. All right, all right. I think I'll be all right by tomorrow. I got fucked up from your thing, dude. Everybody did. I think it was a sushi that got you. You think so? Yeah, yeah.

I mean, that got out of me quickly. That was. Okay. You seem a little perkyer than we stimmed. when we started. I'm a little perky. That's true. Your color's a little more back, too.

Thank you. I feel like back. All right. We're back. How about that Sidney, huh? Nice cans on that. Like her?

Sure. What a question is that? Homosexual man? Yes. Yes. I'm a fan. Okay. You know what I don't like about her

is that she does the dumb, hot girl voice. These are just my jeans I wear. That's not her voice at all. Pull it up. You sound like, fucking, you sound like, I sound like Cartman. You sound like, yeah, you sound like Cartman as like a slow person. Yeah, I'm telling you, I just don't know what else to do.

Because, uh, that's not a shit. If that were a voice. This is like how you wean someone off sitting in Swaney, by the way. It's just Mark, all right. I think she's cool. I like her. She's very attractive. Let's see.

Good for her for killing. I just hate the hot girl voice. I think they're the most comfortable chance I've ever won. Because of a giz. Wow. Holy shit. They make your butt look amazing. Amazing.

I prefer her voice to you. I'm going to do that. But if you said that you want to buy the jeans, I'm not going to stock you. But as we're clear, this is not me telling you. Vocal fan. Yeah, I hate that shit. It's put on. It's like when you meet a gay guy who's like, hello!

What are you doing? But I like that. I mean, it's fun, but let's not pretend like it came out of the loop like that. It's a fun time You're like an hour and a half The flaming game is more fun than the hot chick vocal fry Yes, it's fun At least it's fun and upbeat

This is like I just had a little fentanyl Maybe if you're attracted to men Holy shit I don't know dude you You win this voice in the shorts I'm getting kind of turned out You should do an American Eagle commercial

Maybe I will And I'm the shorts line American Kegel line crosser Got it, print it, clip it Dude, uh We just I just have good jeez

What the fuck is happening I don't know what to do with my tits Whoa Yeah, sounds good Dr. Pepper So who looks like a hot lady voice Uh, what do you mean? That is, that's what I'm saying, that's what she's

I didn't think that's hot? No, I don't like it, but hot girls do that. I agree. Oh, the hottest voice was the movie Body Heat, the star of... Kathleen Turner. Kathleen Turner had the sexiest voice. That's a good pull right now. You ever see Body Heat?

It's a great movie, too. Sexy, a little Florida... The opening scene where they're watching the music and she just walks up, smoking a cigarette. That's a good movie record if you haven't seen it. Go watch Body Heat. That's a fucking William Hurt. Body Heat, yeah. It hurts always.

It's got vibes that, like, Postman always rings twice type of... Yeah, she just talk about. Hot chick that wants you to kill her husband. Yeah, just powerful sexy. And you're like, that pussy's so good I might. That's the vibe. 81, huh? Yeah, I just...

Really sexy voice. How happy I am? How happy is that? You're not too smart, are you? Oh, yeah. What else do you like? Lazy, ugly, and horny, I got a mom. Lazy?

Tell me, does chat like this work with most women? Some, if they haven't been around much. I wondered. Thought maybe I was out of touch. I'm going to buy you a drink. I told you, I've got a husband. I'll buy him one too. Killer dialogue.

It's like double indemnity or something. Yeah. Oh, this is smooth. I'm hooked. Can we play that, or is that going to kill us? Okay. Yeah, she's got a normal lady voice. I'm very, very into it.

It's got a little bit of, like, old-timey, sophisticated. It's got that North Atlantic twang. Kind of worldly a little bit. It goes with their look. It matches look, you know. Weirdly, no tits. No tits. Compared to the sweeney of it all.

Yeah, yeah. But still sexy. Why is that such a hot plot, Murdered My Husband? It's just like, murder my husband and fuck me is like the... That is pretty hot. That's like classic noir right there. Yeah. Because it's how bad you want it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She was also a serial mom. Remember that? So good. Oh, I hated that movie. Oh.

But think about how much you regret fucking most people, and then you're like, I killed their husband, too? Oh, that's true. Bad move. Yeah, it's a double whammy. Could you do it? Could you kill a husband? I think I could.

I don't think I'd get away with it, but I think I'd kill someone. You could? Probably. Oh, geez. Not actually, in theory. I don't think I could go through with it. Not a husband here. And the other one, the Voodoo Queen.

She was Jessica Rabbit. Remember she had the voice. She what? That's how you pulled that. You know he's got a hot voice, too, actually? Scarlett Johansson. Really? Yeah.

A little deep. Did the voice in the movie, her, though. Think about voiceover. Who can pull a good voiceover? Good point. Pull her up. Wow. Who's your and Roger Rabbit?

I didn't know that. I know. And I love Jessica Rabbit. Good for her. I'm not bad. I was just drawn that way. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Right?

That was a sexy lady. That's an underrated movie, too. Dude. Bob Hoskins. Zemechis. Yeah. I saw the theater That scene with Betty Boop

where she's like I still got it though And he's like Yeah Betty You do Yeah Shaving a haircut You ever hear that Bob Hoskin story

Where De Palma asked him To do the untouchables But he's like I want De Niro But like I'll But in case he can't do it I want you And he was like

All right Whatever like And then the movie The movie comes out He sees De Niro's in it He's like all right He gets a check for $200,000 in the mail

From De Palma Like sorry didn't work out but here's for wasting your time and he was like do you have any other movies you don't want me to do that's the talk show video but that's funny wow you know similar story louie had a bit about wouldn't it be nice if you were just an asshole that'd be cool to be an asshole and he'd tell it in boston back in the day you know before he was famous and tennis leery was like the big hot comic and he heard it he made it into i'm an asshole yo whatever Louis

brought it up on a podcast or something Opie and Anthony one day randomly He came up He's like yeah what are you gonna do People steal your bitch You gotta write new ones That's how it goes I guess Leary heard that

Send him 20 grand Really? Yeah He's made way more off that song I know I know He got a he still got a deal But Wow

Crazy I guess nice to send the check But maybe don't steal people's jokes I got a check for a movie That I wasn't even in Oh Yeah a couple of them actually I got a check from an animated movie called The Wild.

Okay. I was supposed to do the voice of a snake, and they ended up giving it to George Carlin. Wow. And I still get a lot of royalties from it for some reason. I mean, you don't want to ruin it. Yeah. Don't say this out loud, har. And then I get one from, it's the only movie ever got fired on.

I did Elmo and Grouchland. I was supposed to be the villain. and I got fired and they still send me royalties The guy Henson The guy, Jim Henson Jim Henson's kid who took over

I had the part And I came to New York There's a bunch of songs So I had to go in a studio And sing a bunch of the songs And then we sang all day And then Henson's son I think his name's Brian or something

He goes, come to the studio, I want you to improv with the puppets. And I go, well, I already have the part, but okay, so we go and I had to improv with Elmo and a few of the other Muppets. And it was okay, but I don't know if it was bad or good, but it wasn't, I can improv pretty good. Yeah. And they called me that night and said, yeah, you're done. And they fired me. Whoa. But I still get royalties. So it's like, okay, I guess that's part of the SAG thing if you have someone on something but then you change it

I guess maybe you still get paid or something on the crew list here Oh wow put on the resume Fuck it's the only movie I got fired from Who's the villain who's the main guy in there He's the by the way that guy was diddling kids I think Elmo Afterwards I found he didn't get fired He must have really sucked

He diddled kids Allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah. Yeah, but the allegedly doesn't help much. Oh. Was that Mandy Patankan? I'm not sure it was.

That might have been him. If you lost out to Mandy Patinkin, that's fine. You've lost roles for some pretty legit. Yeah, that's true. You lost to Carlin and Mandy. Come on. I think so, yeah. Whoever the villain wasn't, there's only one villain.

Yeah. But I think, the villain's the petto. Yeah, look up, Elmo. What the fuck is Elmo? How did he get away with that shit? Who else was a petto? I think he was just. texting teens. I don't think you actually did it.

That's pretty fucking weird. It is. I mean, obviously it's not as bad as other stuff, but... What, Elmo? The puppeteer was a petto? No, no, texting is not as bad as touching, but it's still bad. Especially if you're, like, working in a kid's form. That's where the term came from Geppetto.

That's great. Lie to me. Tiggle me, Elmo. That's good stuff. Jepetto, you got to tweet that. No, thanks. I'm busy. Kevin Spacey.

So yeah, you're going to put your movie like on your own site or with some site and 10 bucks. Wingman. Check it out, folks. Yeah, thank you. We don't have the site built out yet.

But when we do, you know, in today's world, and I hope this applies to you guys too, like everything's getting, everything's changing so quickly. Oh, yeah. Colbert's gone.

I feel like with the, With the audience we sort of capture in the podcast world, if you had just, you know, 10,000 fans download your movie for 10 bucks a pop, that's like 250 grand or whatever right there, 200 grand. So it's like, it's like I think fans of ours who do this podcast world are excited to see us do our own projects. Yes. I get the feeling that they would support those movies. 100% because they don't they don't get them in the theaters because they're giving them to other people. So I think I'm hoping that wingman can sort of be a platform that works and fans come out and order it. And then it sort of paves the way for all of us to start doing more of our own movies, which I think people want.

I think they want it to do it. Bill and did the old dads that blew up. People loved it. I mean, I talked about this a lot too. It was like we did this with stand-up specials for a while. The next thing is, I guess we have to do it with TV and movies. Good point. Good point.

It's so damn hard to sell stuff. It's like Shane with tires. Tires. You know, like I think people want to see like funny comedians meant girls, guys. They want to see us do our, because they know we're creative and we have a lot of funny projects. Yes. And it's so hard to get them through the studios and the network. So to do them on our own now, I think we have way more avenues to present it to people.

So that's what I want to do. with wingman is really get it out there it's crazy i make i made i'm not done with the movie yet but i shot a bulk of my movie on tour and this movie idea had for like a mockumentary of a tour yeah and it is insane how smooth shit goes when there aren't 80 people being like what if we do this let's set a meeting it's like no oh no we're just going to shoot this yeah i called up but should we get no no he's doing it i got this guy to do this part yeah you know obviously people help like managers, agents to help.

They got to cast people for me and stuff. But like, you know, that's the key to just want people that help. Just people who are good. Yes.

In the way and muddy it up. Make decisions. Yeah. I literally have a meeting. I have a general meeting with Jason Bateman's production company,

whatever that means. Oh, good. He couldn't do it two days ago. So I go, all right. And he go, here's some potential dates. One of them is in November. I'm like, I can make a movie by November. I don't know.

What are we doing here? That's what I mean. That's what we're up against. And then, and then you get the meeting. and then how many months or years till they get back to you and you're at their mercy and that's why I think if guys like us and girls like us can make more of our own stuff and fans can directly decide to support it we can make more like I'm hoping people come out and you know

support wingman because I'm already writing the sequel and if they like wingman I want to be ready to put the sequel in action yeah another one and And a studio would never do it because wingman's edgy and it's non-woke and it's and so, you know, I think we're all feeling the same. We don't want to wait for people to tell us yes or no. God no. People want comedy. The jokes are funny.

Like, who gives a shit? I think it's funny. I'm almost like sick of hearing woke. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear woke, non-woke. It's funny or not funny to me. Yeah. It's like, that's all that really matters.

Yeah, yeah. Exactly. So, yeah, I think. we just kind of have to make stuff but it's good it is honestly kind of cool like making this movie on the road i was like oh i just learned how to make a movie like this is education that you just like people go to school for this shit i just i just was like oh i'll just make it and i was like yeah we made mistakes i i fell on my face with some shit we had to reshoot some stuff yeah i'm still learning some stuff but like i was like oh i know how to make a movie now and you can't fucking

you know you can't learn it any other way but to just do it yeah jump in yeah it's like stand-up you You really just have to do, like, how do I do it? Get a mic. Go on stage. Find three fucking people. Talk and see if it works. I mean, it's going to be bad at first and it's going to get better or it's not. And if we keep making enough stuff that gets traction, these studios will have to go, hey, we'd like to work with you.

We'd like to buy someone. You kind of want to go, fuck off. Or they won't even be around. Or they won't be around. I don't even know if they're going to, some of them will survive. I'm sure they'll figure it out because there's some really smart ones. but then there's some that you're just like well you're everything you make is shit

some have kind of built a brand of like we're cool and artsy and that's cool you know but then there's some that are definitely not going to be here in a few years no and now we live in this world we're like happy go more too I never saw it whatever that's the only way to get views now like this nostalgia

oh big oh Adam Saylor's in it oh this guy's in it I'll watch that but what about an original idea you know no one wants to take a chance on that because no one has any fucking vision because they just want to make money. Well, you just told me you saw weapons and you loved it, though. What the hell's weapons?

I loved. It's sort of like a new horror movie. Okay. All right. It's got buzz. It's got a lot of buzz right now. Well, horror's cheap. But I mean like you two guys with your followings, your followings together and your

separate followings, I would have to believe that if you made your liquor movie and you built your own side and said, hey, $10 to own it and $7 to rent it or whatever, I would have to imagine it you know you guys probably get three to four hundred thousand views an episode i i would bet at least 10 000 of your fans rented and that would help pay for it you know you can make more you know so that's the plan it's a people want comedy it's a cool new world out here right now yeah yeah i hope it empowers us to do more of our own stuff yeah it's just good i mean because i feel like the conversations i think for a while where a lot of people feeling like really down and i feel like there's like an energy now when I talk to people and they're like no we can like there's more

positivity yeah you know like oh no we can do this because I think that the the studios and the networks you know it was such a powerful wall yeah that we all know what we want to do in the entertainment industry but to get up over that wall is so daunting and yeah the odds are so low yeah but now I feel like the walls are starting to collapse and come down where now guys like us are in a world where we can hopefully get stuff directly to consumers and not have to be at the mercy of these big entities, you know? 100%. Let's flip it. Let's have them call us. Yeah. What are you working on? I think that's happening.

I think so, too. Yeah. Every show is crumbling. Like, the traditional stuff is all seems to be dying. Yeah. We're in the middle of a crazy shift. Starring is gone. Colbert's going away. Seth Myers publicly said, I have five years left. I definitely won't make it. Wow. And you're like, holy shit, yeah.

Well, yeah, no one's watching them anymore, you know? It's like, no, I'm not. Yeah. And I remember there was a time, you know, probably even 10, 11 years ago where every comic you met was like, I'm working on my time show set, you know, or my Conan set. And now you go to a comedy club and nobody's, you never hear it. None of the comics are worried about getting on late night.

They're more excited to get on a podcast. We've said it a million times, So, like, I don't think I could put together a Fallon set right now. I could put together a set for Saudi Arabia, but not for Fallon. That's hilarious. But, I mean, you know, we've talked about it. You go on Fallon, but it's not like, I get that he's nice, but then they're like, well, you got to be nice too. Yeah.

But that's not how much stand-up thing. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I'm different to do. And it's not even offensive. It's just I'm not, like, a nice guy in my, I'm not, like, all bubbly in my stand-up. So. And you change a word. The whole joke is different.

It's shot. They're like, we want to sit from you. I sent him a set. He's like, this won't work, this won't work. Change that. I'm like, that's a different comedy show. Yeah. It's also, to me, to do a set these days is like, it's kind of stressful. It's like, it's more, more can go wrong than well almost. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember the last time I did Letterman, they, they beeped me like four or five times.

What? Yeah. I'd never been beeped. I flew to New York from L.A. They took me around, you know, the two nights before, and they watched. your set and i did the the exact set like probably seven or eight times in front of the producers who were with me yeah and i even asked them there's a few edjured i said are you sure you're okay with this one they said yeah yeah so i did the set that night it killed and i watched it and they beat like three or four times pull it up and then they gave me shit for it the letterman people i gave and i said wait a minute your guys approved you approved it i said well dave wasn't happening And I go, but it's not on me, you guys.

So they made it look like I just went off and I didn't, but it was funny because what they beeped was a reference to Disneyland, to Pillsbury, and towards, like brand names, you know, or big corporate people. Yeah, yeah. Now, is this on the couch or stand-up? This was stand-up. Oh, shit. I don't know if it's there, but I never did Letterman again after that. Oh, man. Luckily, it was towards the end of his run, but I was sort of like, well, I don't want to do it.

Like, after you treated me like that, like, you told me to do it, and then you turn around and tried to blight, like, they kind of phoned me and go, yeah, we weren't really happy with what are you talking about? That's a real bummer, man. It was really weird. Well, those shows, like, that's what I mean, those shows, they're such a tightrope, and you're like, stand-up's kind of messy, dude. Yeah. This isn't how it's supposed to be. You know, part of what I love is, like, you go to a play and something goes wrong in the play, they can't break character. Yeah.

We can kind of, something go wrong on TV. We have to address it. You have to. And that's kind of the beauty of stand-up is that, you know, these shows are fucking messy. Yeah. So when they make you walk this tightrope and it's clean, they sense something's false. They sense that bit is, I don't you feel when you do those sets that they sense you're being watered down? Sure, sure.

And the audience at the club can sense it. You know when you run your tonight show set at a club? It's so weird. You can feel that it's fake and robotic and everything. I don't like it like they'd like it if you wear a suit. Maybe not every comic wears a fucking suit. I'll wear a suit because I don't mind wearing a suit, but I think some comics that takes away from what they do.

Sure, sure. And they look weird in a suits. I just think these weird rules. Why don't you let the fucking individual be the individual? Well, that's the reason it's crumbling. It's the reason Chris Rock doesn't do any of them. He's like, why would I do that? Does he never go on even on couch,

No, he does that, but not really anymore, but he never did stand up, I don't think. Maybe once, 35 years ago. Well, Chris's bits are so just like, this is the bit. Why would he change it? Exactly. But nobody does it anymore. Like, I don't know one comic that's striving to get on a late night talk show. If you're a young comic, you are still.

I think if you're young and, yeah, it's a cool, I think it's a cool thing for your parents to see if you're a young comic. Yeah, I haven't heard of it. They moved to New York. He did Falun. It's a, it's a nice. I always felt those are like nice things for my folks or something. thing yeah but yeah but I don't know yeah I don't you I don't think they're what they

definitely weren't they what they were yeah no God no I think you get more on a TikTok yeah you wise I think you're right to the Fallons of the world but there was a period where clubs were like now he's been on Fallon it's like I'm still selling 40 tickets this yeah but you know there was a period there's a period where that like did help a little sure sure it looks good on a poster but then it gets weird when they're like he was on Netflix, Conan, you're like, well, Conan's over. Maybe we stopped saying that in the intro. The show is not existing.

That was the most fun one to do, though. And how about Conan? This is the ultimate metaphor or symbolism. The guy got fired, started a podcast, which at the time was like, ugh, got really demoted to a podcast. Holy shit. These guys are all on 30 rock and all this shit. Now he's going to be the one to be swimming away from the Titanic sinking.

They're all going to say. It's a lifeboat. Lifeboat, that's the term. You don't want to be swimming away from the Titanic sinking. Good point. Wait, who's swimming away? Conan, because he had a podcast early. And he looked like kind of, not I want to say loser,

but he looked like he lost that round. And then now the whole thing's going to topple, and he's going to be glad I had a podcast. Oh, because the other guys are going to be gone. Probably. And maybe they'll do something else, but maybe they'll do a podcast. Maybe, but, you know, just because you do a podcast, it doesn't mean it's going to be a hit.

Obama had a podcast. it got canceled. Bruce Springsteen had a podcast. He got canceled. The Kardashians had a podcast. It got canceled. Yeah, but they'll be all right. I'm not saying, that's not the point.

It's not for everybody. They couldn't do a podcast. Yeah, but not everyone should be doing it. It doesn't mean it's going to work. But not everyone should be doing a podcast. I agree. That's not the argument. The argument is they could start a podcast, but it could fail.

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Because, you know, Obama. Come on. The biggest. Obama, a known podcast, legend. It is his wife? Isn't it his wife

She has one as well Herz is still going His got canceled Oh wow Yeah I mean Obama is a great public speaker But he had speech writers That doesn't mean you're gonna be a great

Every president has writers My point is not everybody can do it But I think everybody's like Oh I have nothing going on I'll be a podcaster But it doesn't mean it's gonna work Also I think Obama's like a good podcast guest I don't think he's like a great host

Yes I think that guys could talk like You know I'd hear him on podcast And be like oh shit This guy watches like basketball on the wire That's, like, cool for a president. Sure. Spoked a cigarette.

But then I don't think he's a guy that, I don't think Obama, like, can you imagine us, him having us on his show? And he's like, tell us, you know, he's more of a guy you want to hear from than like a host. Agreed. You know? Agreed. Yeah, he's a guest for sure. Yeah.

Am I a guest? You can do both. You or you're one of the rare talents. Thanks, bud. Yeah, you're a rare breed. I think you're our guests we had back. the most recently, like the least time in between guests. Outside of Ari.

Outside of Ari. Thank you. But Ari just wanders it. Yeah, he's a wandering. We don't even know Ari's going to show up. That's not on us. That's true. Yeah.

I want to come back when Wingman's out and play the trailer and clips and all that. Send it, send it to us too. I want to see it. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. There's no trailer yet? There is a trailer. I just got cut last week, but I don't know if I'm allowed to release it yet.

Oh, cool. But we'll put it on our page and all that. Yeah, yeah. We'll promote it. Thank you. I'm excited. Are you doing any tour dates? Yeah, I got, if you go to Harlan Williams.com, you can see my tour date.

That's starting in September, yeah. I would love to see you live. You haven't? I don't think I ever have. What? Isn't that crazy? My friend was telling me how funny you were one, like years ago. Yeah.

Our friend Phil Hanley, he's a Canadian comic. Oh, yeah, Phil. Yeah, and he was like, text me. He's like, man, I'm watching Harlan Williams in Vancouver. I'm laughing so hard or whatever. Awesome, yeah. And he's filled with hate, so for him to say that. I don't know if I've seen you guys live either, now that I think of it.

Gee, we've never done shows together. We're on up to the coast. Well, maybe tonight. Yeah, tonight. I got to go to Long Island. But I'm here all weekend, if you are. Yeah, I might do something Friday. Friday, I'll set you up with something.

Yeah. Okay, we'll get you stuff. I'm going to set you up just so I can watch. I'm with all Shane Gillis this weekend. Oh, I'm doing a couple of his dates. Oh, wow. Cities. Grand Rapids in Detroit

Hell yeah, that's a fun time I had an open weekend hit me up I was like Why the fuck? Why the hell not? Makes money, do an arena Have a drink It's gonna be a great time

Hope I can have a drink I think I'll have to Yeah He's a beer watcher He notices how much you have And he's like he's like You almost done get another Yeah yeah

But I was going I'm doing liquor You fat Lay off me What did you call him? Pollock But he's Yeah, beer is not equal to like a mixed drink

But light It's like drinking a, you know, a soda All right So go see him in Poughkeepsie That's a fun room Redding P.A. Boston at the Wilbaugh, kid It's Jeff Ross, the Roastmaster

I'm coming to Broadway With my new solo show Take a banana for the ride Folks, I promise you a night of crazy jokes touching family stories And it'll be different every night You'll laugh, you'll cry

You'll take a banana for the ride I hope we have enough Tickets on sale All right Where are you going to be there Sammy the Bull Oh I'm in Vegas At the Venetian

I'm excited Yeah Rochester New York At Comedy at the Carlson Fun Club Chicago theater October 4th Oh my shit Winnipeg

October 5th Then I got Riyadh Saudi Arabia baby Let's go Barcelona Milan Dublin Liverpool

London Paris Amsterdam Berlin back second time this year it's wise guys in Salt Lake City because I love this club so much Wow and then yeah that's in November and then Reno November 29th in New York City Carnegie Hall December 4th I hope you guys come out I'm trying to add some shit too but uh yeah going all over the world I'm going hard man good for you I took the summer kind of light so yeah for you congrats yeah punchup dot live slash mark norman punchup dot live slash samorell hey I'm coming to yours

home country. Where are you going? Halifax. I was just there. I've heard it's a cool ass, like fishing town. Best, yeah, fishing, seafood, friendliest people in Canada on the East Coast. Can't wait. Well, the first show is sold out, so let's pop into that second one. And we got Ottawa. I think Norm's from there. Norms from there. Norm's from there. Yeah. Norm McDonald's from there. Hutzville, Haddysburg, San Hoagay, Boulder, Calerati, Riyadh, Oslo, Helsinki, Stockholm, Dublin, the Valley Center, Timonium in Baltimore, back in Magoobes. Remember that place? Do I remember?

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