We Might Be Drunk - Ep 256: Can You Tell Me How to Get… to the Bar?

Episode Date: October 27, 2025

It’s a Halloween special with Sal Vulcano and Gary Vider joining Mark and Sam, dressed up as your favorite Sesame Street crew—Bert and Ernie, Big Bird, and Elmo. It’s candy, chaos, and comedy as the guys debate kids’ TV, Blippi’s wild past, and overpriced Italian dinners. Plus, Iceland adventures, Joe Pesci stories, and the world’s worst toy memories. Sponsored by: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month Shopify trial https://www.shopify.com/DRUNK Get 50% off your first Factor box + free breakfast for a year with code DRUNK50OFF https://www.factormeals.com/drunk50off Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: Matthew Peters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #SalVulcano #GaryVider #HalloweenEpisode #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #SesameStreet #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, hey, folks, here we are. We might be drunk. Happy Halloween. It's a big one, folks. Oh, yeah. I pick these off, because this is a lot. Did somebody say big? Hey!

All right. Hell yeah. Gary Veter and Salvo Cano joining us. Feels good. And we even, we have some pre-made Manhattan's here in syringes by Matt Peters for Halloween. Bloody Manhattan. I like it. I wasn't going to drink, but I will.

Yeah. Do we just take it like this? Are you going in immediately? Yeah. Not bad. Pretty good. All right. That gets locked into the costume.

Oh, yeah. One fart. It works. Hey, look at this piece of shit. Get in the frame. Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby. Oh, yeah.

Your garb? Oh, there you go. Oh, there you go. It's good with all this candy. I can use this for Ozempic after the fucking. What's that little worm's name on his? Oh, is it worm? Yeah, that little guy.

The guy that always squeaks out. What's his name? I don't know. Is it Rosco? Rosco. I don't remember the worm. I don't think there was. Yeah, the worm would come out and talk to him.

Oh, right. He has, the worm has a name. Slimy. Slimy. Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it's children of Sesame Street?

Yes, loved it. I was too. That Mr. Rogers. I'm sure I want Mr. Rogers. Oh, yeah. That guy. He could have had any kid he wanted with that charm. He didn't do it though.

I watched the whole documentary like, here it comes. Taking a sweater off. He's getting ready. But he was a good man. He was. Swam laps. The dock or the Tom Hanks vehicle? The doc.

Didn't see the Tom Hanks. Okay. I didn't see it. It's pretty good. But nonetheless, I feel like I should have. I respect the man. You guys a hero. Fred Rogers.

All those kids hated him, I wrong. Really? Yeah, they were like, he was never home. He fucked with all the other kids, not us. Oh, wow, his kids hated him. That's in the dock? Yeah. Oh.

Like, he didn't read to us. I'll tell you that. Wow. Weird when it goes the other, apparently John Wayne Gacy, great husband. Is that right? Always scheduled date night better than you, Gary. Oh. Kids love them.

Always clowning around. He never kills. Yeah, that's good. You're very good. Wait before Gary. on he said he said you can never be on camera with you without you making me dress up like something I know it's this or the gimp and I'm sure I'll wear this again I picture Mr. Rogers coming home and then coming in the house taking all his car yeah and be like it's a

beautiful and it's just fucking save it dad yeah all right that doesn't work here okay this is not the land we're not making believe here okay how about a real life dad right oh look at this it's uh Gary's first abortion there you go I was looking at the screen Oh no I was like Your first abortion was Elvis and Richard Nixon Give me one of these

They're good man You gotta take one of those That's right Take it down So the The Bert and Ernie heads are off now I couldn't drink through it All right all right

But they got a hole at least Yeah I got to be a hole You got to be hot I can go skiing in this thing Make no mistake This is insulated. I got to be honest. Damn.

Well, I'm going to commit to it. I appreciate it. We'll see what happens. We could have had a cookie monster in here. That was a, he was a fucking stud on that show. Yeah, DeRosa'd be great because he's already addicted anyway to other things. Oh, yeah. They're all still going.

They're all still going. They still make new episodes. Are they? Oh, yeah, of course. What? To what? At Sesame Street. Are they really?

Yeah, 100%. Full production. Never stopped. Damn. You sure about that? I'm sure. I watch it. What were the big kids shows for you?

Rugrats was a fucking... Rugrats is big. But kids don't watch it. They watch it's all YouTube. Bluey. They watch, we might be drunk. You should do a kids episode. Oh, God.

Just G material, juice boxes. That's going to be challenging. It's like the one crossover rep for the kids. I'd be down with that. For the children. For the children. Hey, you start with a fart. You can still do it.

Still do a lot of your best work. That's true. That's true. Talk me into it. Kids do like the farts. Well, what about cocoa melon? I heard that's bad news for kids. I think that's like brainwashing them.

It rots their brain because it's so fast and lowbrow. There's way worse stuff, though. They have unboxing videos, too. But cocoa melon is, I mean, I guess it's bad. It's all bad. None of it's actually a full-on, like, show. Cookie Monsters an addict, though, right? That's why I put them on DeRosa.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, it's funny. If you watch these shows on YouTube, just pull up some of the numbers. Cocoa Mellon unboxing or whatever Dora. Billion. Billions. And that's every view is one parent going, I can't fucking take this anymore.

Watch the cocoa melon, you dirty. It's probably the fastest way to becoming wealthy. Let's see. Oh, yeah. Oh, absolutely. Because it doesn't matter about the replays. It's like they use it as a parenting, as parenting health. Completely.

They also rip off cocoa melon other places. Of course. So. And kids, once they like their favorite thing, they want to watch it 800 times. Yes. So that's it. How many viewers? cents money. It's just raining in.

$4.8 million. From five months ago. Wow. More than the Brady Roast. It's like Gillis is special. Yes. Which I think is similar, by the way. I think it's in the 30 millions. I think once you hit that level it's just going to never not be fed.

Good point. It's an avalanche. You're in the algo. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. The guy... Go viral. It's go viral. 47. Wow. It was close. And now four years ago. Four years ago. Yeah. Nobody said Gillis was Cocoa Mellon.

Cocoa Mellon's doing better than Shane. That's new stuff. Oh, look at this one, 630 million. Oh, my God. That's right when they moved to Austin. Yeah, this is the Rogan. Wow. Damn.

611 mill. That's like the Holocaust. Yeah. No way. 600. Cocoa. That's way more. Nobody said cocoa

The Holocaust is as good as Cocoa Neither are real All right I'm thinking another syringe here, buddy Yeah Should I join? So as far as kids TV goes Oh blippy is another big one

And he used to be a comic Do you know about this? Blippy but he defecated He shit on his friend Yeah, he shit on his friend Yeah Wait, we all shit on our friends You mean literally

Literally you got to see the video I've seen it and it's a must see It's available This guy Well, this is the guy that took over for him. He pooped? No, no, that's the guy that shit. That's the guy that shit.

Yeah, that's the guy that shit. I'm tapped in. I'm tapped in here. It was during that, like, uh, Harlem shuffle era. Okay. And he did it to that music. And it was like, it wasn't like a video that you had to unearth. Was it a thing?

He did it for views. What? Yeah. And the thing is, the way he shits on his friend is unreal. The guy is laying on the floor waiting to accept it as you do, as you do, if you're a good friend. Once you make that agreement with the devil. He's shit. And it.

shoots out of him like an explosion like almost like a paintball like it's it splatters yeah but it's real shit and it splatters in a way like you couldn't have done it it it looks like it's cg i it's not it's threatened accepts it and then they just like sit there and like dance a little is it that's it that's no that's not it that's that looks like what it is well a blippy shitting gary we are going have to up the ante on morning tv at some point i know i'll do it i just wear a toilet sam same shit on me. Ali's like, come on, Gary.

You're embarrassing the family. It's moving tickets. We did one in Alabama, by the way. And the lady's like, and wait, you're telling me that you have a wife and kids at home after I, like, I dressed this again. I was like, Sam, I mean, I guess. She has a point.

We were in, we were in like the sticks in Alabama. And I was like, dude, this will be hilarious. Gary's going to put a gimp mask on mid-video. And we walk in, and everyone in there is like a real man's man, a flannel. And I'm like, this could get. It's gonna get bad and we did it and we couldn't I couldn't keep a straight face because Gary just went all in They were they were pissed we were like 30 minutes outside of Birmingham

But it was but it was oh that's right we were outside Birmingham yeah we had shows and they were not This is it yeah by the way this guy I think he's worth a hundred million dollars he's worth a hundred million This guy after this he created a children show and sold it for a hundred million Damn so he sold the show after this yep that's impressive and people know about this and he's no big deal i mean he wasn't trying to hide it i think it was just that's not a normal that's amazing that's full-on diarrhea oh man he's shit in his ass that's crazy he's shit in his ass that's crazy oh god what do we do why my daughter requests this man every morning happy halloween weirdly she requests this video which is

God, all right, we got it, we got it. Yeah, we don't need the replay. This is like when they do the replays on sports and someone has a compound fracture. Yeah. You're like, we got it. We got it. There goes the candy I was craving.

No, I still want the candy. God, all the candy. You know, anyone can overcome anything, really. I guess so, yeah. Totally. How do we get here? I don't know. It's a kid show, hey, blippy, and then you got to pull that shit up.

Things get crazy. This is the time of year. You start seeing the candy early in the year, like, I don't know, like early September at Walgreens. and you're like, it's coming. It's coming, baby. Pounds of bags. I already bought the pumpkins.

I got them on my porch. I got the candy at home. I got a new baby, so I'm trick-or-treating. Yeah. Are you going to go out and walk around? Yeah. My neighborhood's very residential in Brooklyn. You're going to leave a bowl.

I know. You got to do everything. I'll be doing everything. Who are you dressing the kids as this year? Sully's going as a ninja. Tyson's going as a vampire and then the baby. By the way, I have three kids. It's not good.

You should have made one of them aboard. And then Lottie, she's going as Sally from Nightmare before Christmas. Oh, that's a nice poll. It would be Jack Skellington. I love it. You are? Yeah, yeah. Oh, nice.

All right. All right. Sally's going to be Sally. What about you? I got with a kid's little with the three hairs. So I went with Charlie Brown. Oh, nice. Yeah, that's good.

Pretty traditional, easy. You're obviously pig pen. Yeah, I'm pig pen. In that equation. My wife's Lucy. You got the natural. you know, the national haze around. You have two kids, right?

Yeah, I got a, I'm going as, right now, unless she shifts because she's been talking which, but she came out of the gate with Kevin McAllister and then me and my wife were going to be Marvin Harry. Oh, that's great. That'd be great. We don't know what, you know, to do with the remaining child. Like a buzz.

Leave him home alone. Boylefriend, wolf. Hey, woof. You're going to be the tarantula. See, Pesci is the cop. Oh, a double Pesci. A double Pesci, interesting. Yeah, that's because he gets, then, he'd do a gold tooth.

Ah. Pesci was on a fucking run. In the 90s. You got Home Alone, Goodfellas and my cousin Vinnie, like back the, yeah, casino. I think Casino and Home Alone are the same year. Crazy. Wow. Yeah.

Talk about range. My cousin Vinny is on, I mean, he's on people. Top, top, all time. All time. All time. And Marissa Tomey. And especially in that, especially in that movie. And that movie is unreal.

Oh, my God. I saw a video recently of someone, like, ran into Joe Pesci at, like, a restaurant, and they put it online, like, and he's nearly unrecognizable. Uh-oh. Getting old, dude. It was kind of wild. People like, this is Joe Pesci, people like, that's not Joe Pesci. Oh, no. It was him.

Why, because he thin? No, it just, it just looked. That's a weird go-tee. That's definitely not recent. I'm telling you, this guy. It's even, yeah, that even that's not. That go-tee makes him look like he's like a cousin of Danny Trejo or something. Oh, yeah.

I think he sang or something he stood up in his chair and sang at a restaurant Even that looks like him This was like I just was like Oh my God I can't believe that Well that's the thing is now He never wanted to be an actor He wanted to be a singer

Yeah And acting just took off He was in like a Jersey quartet Kind of like us man We wanted to be gay porn stars But comedy just fucking clicked I know Well blippy took my move

Hit pooping on your friend like that Like that first off Thank God that guy nailed that take Right Yeah Because you can't be like As far as me now He's like, he's like, they did three, there's a third take.

They did that three times. Yeah, no. A little behind the scenes, the Criterion edition of, here it is with the director's commentary. Ooh, I did not like when you shit all over me right there. But you know what? I stayed in the pocket. What's in it for the friend? Yeah.

That's how badly people want to be famous. Yeah. Like that guy, his high point is someone being like, you're the guy from the shit video. Yeah. Have you the chick is going to meet you from? I think this is like early 2000s though, right? So even then, you like, you didn't know if he was going to blow up. That was his voice.

It's good. Wait, that doesn't sound good. No, acting was the right call. Yeah. I don't even believe that's him. That sounds a way more of like a Frankie Valley. I wonder if that's his natural voice now. Well, he did Jersey Boys, right?

He produced that. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, the Broadway show. Oh, wow. Yeah, he can't sing. Great accent. though funny how yeah um you talk about the views have you heard the new trend people are having kids just for the views i swear to god how does that get your views up well because you go hey i'm

pregnant i got three i got nothing please tell me properly you got to do the whole pregnancy run then the birth and then the hospital and the naming and the gender reveal and so people are following like a real life family story is that what it is Yeah, and it's just for the views. And then they go, what should we name them? And people vote in. Oh, God. It's a whole new thing.

God, people are fun. We're doomed. We're fucked. We're doomed as a species. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't even show my kid. You show yours.

I know. I was thinking about not doing it anymore. Wow, the cat's out of the bag, baby. Your kid's all up my wall. Did you do this with the kid? I see some people put the baby emoji face over the baby pick because they're like, I don't want people to see my baby. Do you do that or no? I put my dates over his face.

It's been working. But I usually. show the back of them i thought about it uh but i haven't done it i show them fully nude i put the thing over his beer you know it does worry you know you're like all right you're posting this but what could it be really used for just i guess somebody just being like oh that's your kid and you know and then they kidnap them yeah they couldn't have take him away yeah thank yeah what's the worst that could happen who are the people following it i know like there's better content out there i know is there i mean dude we just all got to get pooped on

Clearly, there's some good stuff out there. People are scary, man. I got robbed, and I was like, how the fuck? Well, people know my address, and I got all these DMs where people are like, I googled it for six seconds. Whoa. So it's out there, Jerry. Your home? My old house, yeah.

Oh, not your house. Not my new one, but, I mean, if they could do it then, they could probably do it down. There's ways to scrap it, but yeah, I remember I had a thing. I use this app community to get people, like, you can text me, whatever. Yeah, I used that for a minute. They started charging you. Yeah, it's stupid. But then someone just called my actual phone number.

It's a different phone number than my actual number. And I was like, hello? And some guy said, yeah, I just found this online. I was like, all right. I was like, God damn it. But wait, you think they robbed you or your home got robbed? My home got robbed. But I was bitching about it.

I go, who the hell got in my house? I mean, my address is not out there. Oh, I see what you're saying. And then people said, yes, it is. Oh, okay. Gotcha. But you don't think you were robbed by someone who knew it was your house. Oh, okay, okay.

Although I had a, it was a couple theories because I would post like, hey, I'm out tonight doing this many shows. So somebody was like, I bet a guy saw that. Then he realized he could break in. But I don't believe it. Yeah, but that's you every night. Yeah. Exactly.

You got all my cash, that son of a bitch. That was back when we had like a lot of it. But you got to at some point deposit that, you know? I know. You can't live like a drug dealer. I had a cool drawer, though. I had a drawer full of cash, a slingshot, some shrooms, some nudie photos. 16 years old?

Yeah. That's why I keep all my money on me at all times. How about the dummy wallet guy? The dummy wallet, he's got like a dummy wallet, a dummy phone, a dummy cigarette, the dummy... Here's my wallet. You open it, it lights on fire. It's like, oh, fuck. I came home one time off the bus from school, and there were cops at my house, and the door was knocked down, and it was broken into...

I live at home with my family at the time, and my dad suspected it was our neighbor. Whoa. They got into a little disagreement about something, and... And then he said the guy was a spiteful guy, and he thinks he knew we weren't home. They came in, and my room was ransacked. So it was like everything was on the floor. They didn't take anything but cash and the cash out of my drawer. How old were you?

Probably, like, my guess, 15. Oh, it's very violating. It felt really weird. They had to have to have we got a Rottweiler. Whoa. Old school. Yeah, yeah. Damn.

Well, that's pre-ring camera. The ring camera changed the whole country. Yeah, change the game. I mean, that'll be the first, that'll be the next TV show. It's like 2B and Paramount. Oh, just watching somebody. Yeah, Brick and that was like, speaking of horror. The movie Weapons is like the ring cam, the whole thing.

It's all ring cam. My catalytic converter was stolen a couple days ago on my block, and my car caught the thieves. No way. From your own car, though? That's my own car. So your car recorded its own. That's right. I think that guy's an ice.

And only if you would have only clean your windshield, you could identify him. His rent lays in the car. You can't use the squirder thing? You got a camera, but you got a one inch coating of dirt on that thing. Dude, his friend lays in the car, the other guy just shits all over. Oh, my God. Jesus. The hell.

Holy cow. Oh, so they didn't seal it because they saw. No, no. That's them getting away with it. You can't even get the license plate. The car shakes like this, the camera turns. So they had already cut out the catalytic converter? Yes.

And that's them getting away. How much you get for that anyway? I don't know what they cost me. $300 for a new one and then $300 to install it so 600 bucks damn and that didn't help with the police at all they didn't give a shit they thought I did it got my sisters too really yeah catalytic cameras are a big thing yeah are they is it catalytic or a catac catalytic okay so it stops the smog like you go to some countries they don't require a catalytic converter there's smog everywhere

yeah but but I think this is long long like I don't think older cars only have catalytic converters no I don't know it was it I have a 2005. Yeah, I think they stopped it right around there. That's why I was... Because her car is in 2003, so... That's why I always keep my catalytic converter on me. That's why I always keep my Cadillac converter on me.

Dude, some of these toy trends, remember the Tomicacci? Yeah. I was like, I'm trying to keep this alive. That little little computer thing on your keychain, you have to feed it, change it, just keep it alive. The Japanese. Keep it alive. Sounds like a nuisance. Yeah, yeah, I think so.

Yeah, no, it was a full-on baby. Yeah. Oh, weird. I got the Chinese one that said if it was a girl, you don't keep it. So it was weird. Those were the ones that caused brols on, like, Black Friday and stuff. Like that tickle me Elmo was. Oh, it was hot shot.

Yeah. Ticklemaelmo was big. Couldn't get it. Cabbage Patch kids were when we little. Yeah. Remember those? I'm a little older than you guys, but I think that was the one that was like people were going nuts for it. Yeah, his cabbage patch kids.

I had a my buddy doll. That was my buddy. Kid sister? What? There's kid sister. Yeah, there was kid sister as well. Yeah, I just had my buddy. My buddy became the cop's go-to of where did he touch you.

Because look, it looks like a kid. So cops would have one of his face. That's the motivation with Chuckie. Yeah. Oh, is that right? Yeah. Whoa. This thing did a lot of pull.

Like a lot of stuff. My dad used to just bring him, like, just have him like stick his head out with a knife. And then they got the dog just to scare me. You remember the jingle? No, my buddy and me. Yeah. Kids, sister. Yeah, my buddy.

I like it they just made them Irish. This kid's evil. It just looks like, yeah, they give them the hair of a school shooter. Actually, both of them. I mean, it literally is the doll. It's like the same face. Both those kids are going to be like gamers. Yeah.

Both, like, going to play call duty too much. They're going to be online. Okay, you remember a, like, a Teddy Ruxpin. Yes. It was another version of that. It was a dog, like a hound. I forget what the name that it was.

It would work with a cassette tape in it, right? Yeah. And then my sister had it. And then one time we started talking, I swear to God, started talking, no cassette tape in there. No cassette tape. Whoa. To this day, we talk about it. Really?

And then it said a line that we had never heard before. Like, it wasn't in the repertoire. The Jews will not replace it? And then we were like, what the hell? And we looked and it was no tape in there. Wow. Come on. I guess maybe there was, I'm assuming there was.

How old were you? 38. Yeah, yeah. Age matters in that. Remember Russman Eve used to have that bit because I used to put weak batteries in my sister's Teddy Rookspindolls who would die right in front of her. No, I never heard that. That's funny.

It's a good bit. I'm going to try that with my wrist vibrator. I guess you need me. Oh, the tables have turned. I'll shake a little. Yeah, I'm the acoustic. Oh, that's the Atel bit. It's the Norman Unplugged.

Yeah, yeah. Remember that Atel bit? He goes, what do you use? What kind of vibrate he used, ma'am? She goes, fingers. He goes, mm, acoustic. Oh, he's so good. So good.

Atel. We got to get him back. He's a guy who would have been a great popping for this. What would he have dressed us today? Himself. Atel. He'd be a good Oscar of the Graves. He could sell his costume.

He would have been Oscar of the Gras. He could be the Count. You could be Atel for Halloween. You just get the jacket. That's true. You know what I mean? Oh, by way, we went to Sesame Place over the summer, biggest letdown. Really?

Sesame Place. Yeah, Langhorne. Langhorne? Yeah, Langhorne. There's nothing there. It's been there since you were kids. Yeah, but it's terrible. The rides are awful.

Did they still have the Lazy River? They do. They have that, but the water park's all spread out. So you could go, but it's not even worth your time. Really? So you made the drive and it sucked. Oh, it's terrible. Any highlights?

Anything good? No, food was terrible, too. What's the pedophile? People are not a few of five-star gourmet standards. That's surprising. I send it back. People do go for the food. I heard Lego Land is awesome.

I heard it's great. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. The Sesame Place sucks. Yeah, I was going to say, what's the pedo factor here? Like, how does this work? How do they know? I think they need a re-charge.

I haven't seen a commercial. Who knows that even exists? I didn't know it exists. And that's got a big brand behind it. They could probably do something. Oh, it looks like they have a water park thing there. They do. I mean, yeah, they're showing you.

you're a good picture. I've been on that thing. I see your denises. Really? Yeah, I swear. And you get a hotel and everything? No, we just drove and came back, yeah. Two hours drive.

That one of those things that fills up, it's like a bucket. It fills up and then every like 20 minutes it just dumps like a water tower dumps on the children and like there's a lot of crying and everything. Yeah, there it is. There's a bucket. That thing. Man. Yeah, I went to the Bahamas and I stayed at a resort. It's all kids.

Yeah. It's horrible. Did you see that lazy river though? I was telling you about that. That was a great lazy river. I told you the best I've ever seen. That water park's way better than this one. You've been?

Yeah, Baumar. Oh, yeah. No, no. That's not what you went. You went to Atlantis. Atlanta. Oh, you went to Atlanta? Yes.

Are you sure? No. You went to Baum? No, no, you went to Atlanta. I was drunk the whole time. You went to Atlanta. But I'm such an idiot because it was my first time with a baby on a vacation. So I just started drinking on the flight.

And then my wife's like, what are you doing? Yeah. We had to like change his diaper. And I was like, oh, my God. So I was like dropping him. It was bad. I did, yeah, that was a fight. It started with that huge, like, title wave and it pushes you all around.

And then you don't have to get off that. You don't have to get out of the tube. It's great. Yeah, you could go back around. Mark drops the baby, takes a shit on him. Boy, the best, the best, though. Pull this up, Fannie. Yeah.

That's my fault for bringing a bag. Jesus Christ. Blippy shit. Rake the Vic. How did that even start? Lockevillan. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Rakevick?

Reikovic. Good luck with that. Rakevick's spelling, good. It's sick. I got to go. One of the coolest places, but they have a mountain with a hot river. What do you call it? Lazy, no, warm.

Warm springs? Thank you. Hot spring, and there's a bar in it. This is Iceland? Iceland. So the air is freezing cold. You look out to the ocean, and there's a bar you just swim up to. There it is.

Nice. You were there. I was there. I was there. I did a gig there. I've seen pictures of this before. I see that. I immediately think piss, a lot of piss.

You know what? It's worth it. I feel, yeah. Natural Springs. The water probably cleans it. It's incredible. You go to like Oslo at one of these places and they just are like, to about like natural coal plunge.

You're like, yeah, it's just freezing and you jump in. Yep. It's insane. It's beautiful. They're better than us. It's clean. Look at that. Everything looks so clean.

Look at that song on the left. I put the women over there too. The women are crazy. You see any of those northern lights when you were there? No, missed the lights. Have any of you ever seen northern lights? No. Me neither. I always wanted to. I did too.

Yeah, it sounds cool. Right? Yeah. The whole sky is green. That's what it was. It was wrestling. What about it? We did a wrestling episode with Soder and Gillis. That's what it was.

And the WWE made us pull it down. Wow. Because we were dressed as, I was like, Brett Hart, you were Hulk Hogan. They made you pull it down. Yeah. But that's satire. It's costumes. I don't even know.

You didn't have been to that. We put it back up. We got it back up, but they were fucking, they were complaining about it. Did you use audio from WWV? We might have done a video. There it is. Okay. Yeah, because you don't have to...

Shane didn't commit to it, but... Shane dresses a dad who brought the kids... But so do macho man you, Hogan, me, Brett the Hitman Heart. Is that movie out yet? The Smashing Machine? It's out soon. Okay, that looks like fun. I want to see it, man.

Safty. I like this. Oh, we just saw one battle after another. We were talking how good it was, yes. See it? No, I didn't see it. Oh, you got. I heard it's like...

It's unbelievable. Pretty damn great. if he did a Tarantino movie. That's what I said. We're like Combrothers type, right? Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, it's an awesome. It's on the list.

It's on the list. Big fan. Daffi's a cool. I like this. There's a good dudes. They actually came to the, they came to the Imprival Joker's movie premiere. Whoa.

Yeah. This is really cool. They reached out, and Ronnie is one of the writers that helps write all those movies with them. And he's like, when we were making uncut gems, it was like really heavy material. And he's like,

and I used to end every single. single day watching your show and he reached out and told me that and then one of the brothers too and then they just like were really cool and they were like we want to come to the thing and wow yeah nice guys really nice guys Josh is cool as fuck I don't know Benny but Josh well he's a psychotic Knicks fan like me so he'll text about oh he's free I know the guy on the right I think it's Josh now the guy on the left up there oh that's benny on the right that's Josh yeah yeah Benny I haven't met yeah Seinfeld said that Spielberg would watch the show during Schindler's list

because he needed some levity which is a huge compliment that's kind of what he was saying yeah yeah that's crazy and then Seinfeld did the episode where they got making out in Shinner great episode great up

you made out doing Shinla's list it's a great idea we tried to get Cookie Monster on practical Joker's like two seasons ago we were having guests we wanted to go outside the box we contacted him he wanted to come on and then the powers that be

at Sesame Street said it wasn't the right brand match and I didn't want to let go of the Why are you laughing? No, just like, I'm like, I'm like, did I tell you something? I didn't want to let go with the idea of having a puppet on for the guest there. So we got Alf. It took two hours to get him. It took two years.

The guy wasn't doing it. And we wrote him, we talked to him, I wrote him a letter. Q wrote him a letter. And then he said, you know, I appreciate this letter because he said no at first. Then we wrote the letter. And then he's like, if you're still doing this next year, reach out. Next year we reached out. We convinced him.

Wow. We had the actual, that's the very first Alf puppet. The original one. He spent a day shooting with him. Does that count as a minority? He's an alien. Yeah. It was pretty wild.

Was Alf on the cigarettes? He ate cats. I know that. He ate cats. No, he had his own sitcom. I know, but which was the one who was on the cigarettes? It was like a problem. You're thinking of Joe Camel?

Yes. I'm way off. Holy shit. Alfa Joe Camel. One's a camel. One's an alien. Yeah, Alf. I remember Alfa.

Alfa had a sitcom. Yeah, he was massive. Wow, Joe Camel, that was not good. Sorry. He was kind of a cool camel, though, man. He's the ultimate, name another cool, camel. He's got your kids to smoke. I actually hung out with him in Ryad.

They say his face is a dick and balls. Yeah, yeah, I don't have that joke. Oh, what did he say? Sublimany a dick. But it's not a subliminal ball. It's just a dig in balls. Do you think? What?

I see the balls. Yeah, I see the ball. See, it's a dick with foreskin. Looks like Ari's dick Yeah Pull it up Ari's dick is smoking Wait so wait

You got Alf It is funny because it's him It's a guy and his wife That do it Oh weird And they go under the table For like eight hours And it's not a comfortable setup either

They're on like a piece of plywood And like sitting awkward And he's doing the voice And half of them And she's doing half of them And she's got like animatronic stuff She's touching And they really grind down there

See I've pitched so many shows That the fact that Alf got made Pisses me up Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm like, that got through. It was a different time. It was a different time. It was a different time.

You know, wasn't there like another show, like almost like I'm married with children with some puppet, maybe Bobcat Goldly. Yes. Right? And it was ever watched it. Happily ever after. Yeah, something like that. With Nicky Cox. Yeah.

And there was a puppet on that, wasn't there? There was a puppet on that. I never saw it. With a bunny. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what it's about. And Nikki Cox was banging a Jane Moore for a while. Is that right?

Yeah. Unhappily ever. This was on like. That's it UPN9 or like I think it was WB Oh WB UPN9 WB same thing

Yes That's a bad Al Bundy Oh what a rip Yeah look at that So they went Alf and Married with Children combo

What is the What's the deal with this thing What is a young E From Entourage What Oh shit Where I remember that's him

That's him In the middle right No it's not That's E That's Kevin Connelly dude There's Bobcat He does voice Oh E right sure

Sure, sure. Yeah, he did the voice. Pull up some Nikki Cox photos while you're on the page. And happily ever after also look like home improvement. They have that ghost of the same lighting and everything. Yeah, it was all the same back then. Hey, yeah, hiya, hiya, how yeah. Oh, wow. That was 90s.

It's like a Jessica Rabbit vibe. That is Jessica Rabbit. Back when you didn't have to have an ass. I mean, yeah, yeah. You're looking at that and you're complaining. You got some problems. It's an observation. It was Alyssa Milano.

Mark finds the hottest girl at the bars, like, I guess you don't have an ass. Just necks her down. One time someone I knew, knew a girl whose family was really, really wealthy, and she had a house like up in the Hampton and something. She invited all our friends up, right? We get up there, and it was like we were welcome to a resort. They had everything.

We got up there. They had all this property. There was quads lined up if you want to take a quad out. They had this huge, huge pool. They were doing a lobster bake. I mean, it was unbelievable. It was just unreal. Everyone had their own bedroom

and it was unbelievable my friend's floating in the pool and the girls there's like a bunch of girls with a lot of them and he goes Ah, you don't have a hot tub, huh? He's like, I thought you'd have a hot tub. Got to keep him humbled. My mom does that.

My mom has a wrong with that. Oh, yeah, yoy. Sorry, Peter. But my mom will be like, I'll be like, I got Conan. She'll go, no letterman, huh? All right. I'm talking to you.

But he's out on the air, he won't. But when he was. You got to move to something else. This is too hot podcast, Ellie. Jay Moore used to say that she is the funnier than any comic he's ever met. I don't believe it. That's just what you say about a really hard chick-de-bang. Me too.

I think that. Said the same thing about Jeannie Bunch. You know who's hilarious? Sharon Stone in the 90s? She was one funny gal. Cindy Crawford at an hour. Timothy Crawford, I almost died laughing out. Yeah, I met her.

You know what you said the funniest comic was. The funniest comedian, in my opinion, Kyah Gerber, daughter of Cindy Crawford. Very funny. It looks like her. Really? Yeah, yeah. It looks just like. Because the daughter I find is usually hotter. Cindy Crawford was the pinnacle. I went from

Melissa Milano. Look at that. I love Melissa Milano. And then I graduated right to Cindy Crawford. Oh, God. Pete Davidson was all over that. Is that right? Yeah. Oh, look at that. The bottom of the left. Also

Wait Hey you go Pete I had another one Shit the daughter Oh Ali Andy McDowell Yeah Her daughter is very

Pretty I know our son I know our son Charlie Really? I think that's Andy McDowell Andy McDonnell Well

Yeah I thought of Charlie McDowell was I think Hotter than the mom What do you think The mom's pretty hot You like the mom The mom is a beautiful woman

That's true Groundhog Day Oh yeah She's great Classic All right Maybe the mom's more of a natural Butte

What does this podcast become? I love that this is We gotta record one this week The people have to hear us Quietly mull over which Mom-daughter combo is better A very measured The mom's aute

A married father A married father's like I suppose I'd bang the mother as well No ass No ass This is what passes for entertainment now What the fuck I'm judging in this outfit

I can see it in the 90s What about Pfeiffer We're fucking idiots There's no stuffing in this part Prime Fifer Holy shit I mean Fifer yeah Greece 2

That was my favorite Pfeiffer She's still a hot lady Grease 2 Fyfeiffer I don't think I've seen Greece 2 What? You would love it Really? It just can't be horse shit Yeah

Grease 2 Fifer But is it is it like Is it a different set of people Than Greece 1 Completely different people I got a Michelle Pfeiffer for you And Veters can back me up on this one Fabulous Baker Boys

Yep Oh on the piano Oh my God She's so hot And cool in that movie So so fun Was she the one in Gangsus Paradise Yeah

Yeah with cool Yeah, that was a whole, during the 90s, they had a whole run of movies with a teacher, like, remember the substitute with Tom Barrett's. Then it was three of them. The principal, there's another one. Oh, that was one of Hillary Swank as well. Boys Don't Cry. No way, that's different. Pulling to Hillary Swank, teen bopper.

She never did it for me. No ass. No, but, no, she, Hillary Swank. Nah, no. Great actress. What do they tell you is pretty. Yeah. No, she's.

She's an attractive way. She's a very beautiful. I wouldn't kick any of the people we named out of bed for written crackers. I don't kick him out of bed. I wouldn't get Vita. That was so old-fashioned to you, sell. He had a movie in the 90s where she was a teacher.

Maybe it was in 2000, sorry. No, I know what you're talking about. It was like when that ship had sailed too. Yes. It was like late. And Burr had the great bit about it. Yeah, like how. There it is.

Freedom writers. Freedom writers. I've never heard of that. Horrible. If that was your teacher, you'd be like, she's the hottest teacher, come on. Yeah, that's true. Oh, she's hiling.

We'll get, if you ask you on Musk, can we say she's not. This is her blippy shit video. Misogyny and mayhem and gangster rap. God, those movies are cringy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oof. It was that other one, Buster Rimes, and Michael Strapaport. Oh, higher learning. Yeah, yeah. Oh, higher learning. Remember high school? Oh, wait, that was when he was a snipe,

right? Wasn't he? Yeah. Someone shot. No, not Buster. Was it Buster Rhymes? He was in it. Omar Epps?

Yes, Omar Epps. Yeah. Epps had a good movie. That was a powerful movie when I saw it. I don't know if it holds up. John Singleton, man. Yes. Before Rappaport was doing face-to-camera stuff.

It was a better time. He's a true romance. He's a crazy I-M-D-B. He does. He does. Friends. He had to run on friends. Dude, true romance is amazing.

What was he? Fuck. High School High was hilarious. That was really fun. John Lovitz. They spoofed those movies? That was back when spoofs were around. I guess we got Naked Gun 6. What'd you think of it?

I liked it, dude. I can't do it. I didn't see yet. I didn't really, I saw a little bit of it. Yeah, dude, it was the hardest I've heard people laugh in a theater in a while. It was pretty good. It was funny movie. I love hearing that.

Yeah, this was, I mean, even the fucking poster is so 90s. I love it. List said he saw battle after another in the theater and people were dying. It got big laugh. Yeah, it got big laugh. We had 20 people in the theater, but it got big glass. I mean, DiCaprio, I mean, he has. Oh, I didn't know it was fun.

There's real parts to it that make it funny in the moment. Benicio is fucking. Yeah, he's funny. Decaprio's funny and likable, you know, I mean, it's an unbelievable. I think it's a great. He's worth seeing in the theater? Yeah, absolutely. You got it.

We saw it at 11 a.m. What? Yeah. Regal on 14th. We did too, dude. No way. Well, Vina and I show up to see the movie because we planned it all out. We're like, we're going to see it.

We're doing a show in Rochester, Thursday night, 7 p.m. We'll see the 920. We show up to the theater. They're like, the sounds fucked up in the theater. We could play the closed caption for you and we're like, no, we're leaving. So, but they luckily, they changed our tickets to the next day to IMAX. So we're like, all right, sweet. It saw at 11 a.m.

Hell yeah. But like you, but it was, dude, it was fucking dead. Yeah. It was dead in there. Yeah. That's the only time I could ever catch a movie maybe on the road. Same. Yeah.

But it's weird getting out of there because it's a three-hour movie. So you're like, it's four? Yeah. Four o'clock? How'd that happen? Three-hour movies long, but he brought it. I thought it was three hours. That scene on the highway at the end.

I'm not going to say anything. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But we had the 4D seats that shake. Oh, I've never done that before. Oh, it was incredible. I heard those things are a nuisance. I liked it.

Like this water spraying out in stuff? I think that's a myth. Okay. Don't go see a porno. Okay. But when there was gunfire, you would feel like a burst of air behind your ear, like, ff, ff. Yeah, but in this country, you don't know that it's a real bullet.

Yeah, that's like, yeah. I saw Batman in Aurora. Terrifying. No realistic. You don't hear much about the theater shootings anymore. It's all school. Nobody's going to the theater anymore. Yeah, they get there.

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You want another one of these? What do you mix it with? I put it with a little soda. I mean, you should have the original blippy on here. Maybe that would be it. I would get huge numbers. Yeah. I got to say, this bloody Manhattan is kind of fun, dude.

I like it. All right. Yeah, Big Bird. All right, here we go. I'm feeding myself. Like a hamster. It is like a bird. I'm going to give this to kids on Halloween.

Pretty good, huh? I tell you right, you made that? That's very tasty. What do you guys got for candy? Favorite candy? I'm going sour patch. Are you a sour patch? Yeah, all day.

I'll do that in a movie. Sour patch and bunch of crunch. That's crazy. This guy loves, he loves a crunch bar. Yeah, I love that. That's his go-to. I like it. I'm in a crunch bar.

It's so thin. Bunch of crunch. It's a weird. It's a weird go-to. It's good. Yeah. Movie theater, you're going, either going popcorn nachos or chocolate. I can't do candy at the movie.

Same. Same. I got a milk duds. Yeah, yeah. I like sour. These are underrated, dude. What is wrong with it? What is that?

High shoes? Oh, yeah. Bless you. All right, let me stop, guys. I'm in a G-rated zone right now. Candy corn, how do we feel? No, never. You got to have it around, but I don't like it.

I don't mind it. I don't know why people shit on it so much. For coloring. Even the circus peanut. It's a background. I don't like those. I like these. I don't have one.

Hi, Jew. Yeah. What, yeah, so you're a sour patch guy, so you do that. This is true. Nachos and popcorn. No, I won't do popcorn. I'll do nachos or I'll do like a... This is trash?

Yeah, the cookies and cream? This is one of my favorite ones. I think Skittles are trash, too. I would generally be like, I'll pass on that. Then I had it, and I was like, this is not bad. It's great. Number one in my book, all day. Yeah.

Classics. Classics. Can I fuck with the Reese? You know what I'll do at theater? When I never get elsewhere and I'm like, this is when I have it? Reese's pieces. I'll do the pieces. You don't put them in the pop corn.

No. Okay. I mean chocolate Eminem. I mean, peanut Eminem. Peanut Eminem. You got it. If I'm at a hotel lobby, that's what I grab. Yeah.

Better than regular Eminem. Oh, totally. The regular Eminem really has gotten by, with a boost from the peanut of it. Not Eminem didn't exist. I don't know the fate of the regular Eminem, really. This is like a boardroom meeting here. By the way, this is how old we are.

You remember the blue Eminem when they came out with that? Yeah. There's a whole, like, you voted on it. Yeah. It would not exist if people didn't. I like that blue Eminem. Yeah. Back when this country was a democracy.

You had five colors. Yeah. You had yellow. You had orange. Asian. You had brown, dark, and light brown. There were two browns. Light brown, dark, brown.

yellow, orange, and green. Those were the five M&Ms. I really think. Do you remember the commercial with the two kids, two little league kids in the dugout? He's like, you know, he's like, you're eating M&Ms? He's like, yeah, they help my game. He's like, how so?

He's like, the yellow one is a single, the brown one's a single, yellow one's a double, orange is a triple, and with the green one, I take the ball downtown. No, I don't remember that. Oh, it's a classic. Wow. So there also no, are there any more, like, commercials like this anymore?

No Eminem. Can you listen to my genius idea? I think. Did you ever go on YouTube and be like 80s commercial compilations and watch them? These things you'll never, they, you remember them? You'll never remember them and you see it, you know every word, right? This is it. Ah, this doesn't ring a bell for me.

Might have been regional. This looks familiar. Eminem. I didn't see it was in yellow and shuffles and green. I take the ball. No kids ever said Magnificent. Oh, only one home and that's for me. Here's a chip.

And their naps, chocolate and caddies. Like that the kid wouldn't let them... He's doing a co-sell! I didn't get that reference as a kid. I just had a great idea. Yeah. A podcast where we argue about what food is that. Babe, I got three years of mortgage payments out of that one.

Dude, you fuck, that was probably my favorite podcast clips of any pod. It's very clippable. You and DeRosa. arguing. Nuggets. It'll be back. We want to do it still. It's so fun. Yeah, it'll come back. That was a great pot. And a great name, too. Who came up with that name? We came up with it

high and drinking and high in the pool and Montauk. We went down a list of names. I think he might have said it. And I was like, it has to be tasteful. That's cool. We almost called it Food Fight. Oh. That's good. We had that first. And then he said taste buds. I'm like, no, no, it's taste. Taste buds is great. Yeah. Damn, that's good. That was a great fucking podcast. Thank you, bud. What I think is,

I think the companies should, like Eminems right now, should play that on the air right now as their commercial. I think it would cause such a buzz and sir. I think, oh, yeah, bring it back to their 80s commercials, put them right on, no, no, like, you know, just put it, make that the commercial. People are like, what the fuck is this? We really, that's the actual Eminem's commercial right now

that you just use an old ones, it would explode. Yeah, it would explode. That's true. And it kind of, it shows how long it's been around. Yeah. It's kind of cool. Anything, McDonnell, any commercial, anything, just show the 80s and 90s commercials for it.

I swear, and now someone's going to, someone out there will take my idea, but if I was just, this is the clip? Is this the clip where DeRosa snaps on him? Oh, I get it. Look how fucking serious and gay he is. Wait, wait, wait, wait, get the sound on here. Oh, this is through me. Yeah, I know this, too. I know this clip.

Oh, it's my favorite thing. He's where the blue blockers. you know, a city just to help appreciate because then I didn't know you were here get big you're saying your rectality

like wine coach and ride to subway you just described my friend my friend I'm I'm talking poverty Sal's laugh is great

He said he won't have a real God damn I love Chris That's crazy That was It all That was like a real wrestling moment DeRosa was built for that

He was Because that was our studio So that was my office So he was We were filming days But next Since DeRose was outside the door We didn't know he was coming in

And when he came in Oh my God That was hysterical, man. That's so funny. I think that single-handedly kicked Chris out of that bullshit phase he was in. Because he was reading Marcus Aurelius, like, oh, at the comedy club. And I were like, all right, we got it. I saw him in the street in those sunglasses, and I was like, he's doing this now.

Yeah, yeah. I was like, good to see it, buddy. Now he's bag, leather jacket. Well, he was with Emilio who was in similar glasses. I was like, you don't dress like the manager. What's the fucking little ponytail on Chris? By the way, Amelia was the one who told us to go to Amelia's ballade. Really?

Oh, that was the big mess. That was a fucking disaster. You know about that. I was, I couldn't make it. I was going to come to that. I heard what it. You dodged a bullet. I heard it turned out, yeah.

But I will say, I've been going to Balado for a very long time, and I've always had a good experience. Well, the good news is they got review bombed like a son of a bitch. Really? We should hit him again. What was it that happened? You talked about it on here? This is me, no one who are going to get fucked. What'd you say?

I said that's me knowing we're going to get fucked. So what happened was... Wasn't that it was just like an unexpectedly high bill? I don't even think I ever got a toast. I lose that Ari's in a serious photo with half a beard. Yeah, Ari looks like a hairless cat in that photo. Mr. Bigglesworth. Yeah, he's got half a beard on one side.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what happened was I walked in and I was setting this whole thing up for Sam. I wanted to make it a nice birthday. Yeah. I thought I could pay for the whole thing. I only paid for my portion. But, uh... Oh, you were going to...

You were in a cat, foot the bill? I thought so. I thought it was going to be like just, it was going to be maybe max like 500 bucks, 600 bucks. We had 11 people. Yeah. Wait, you're getting added too as it was going on. So we walk in.

In what world would, would that many people be that? I know. That's crazy. That's like an app each. I was going to be sitting. So anyway, I walk in, uh, we like get to the restaurant. They're sitting these three guys. Wait, there was a photographer.

The Alicus. Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, no. Because that was like such a good photo. Thank you. These owners. are sitting right outside the restaurant.

So I say that we're, yeah, I say that we're incredibly rude. Yeah, they're incredibly rude. Are they really? They're not going to seat us until our entire party's there. Understandable. That's fine. But we're waiting for like one more person at this time. So I say, all right, finally everybody's here.

They go, we're going to bring you to the back table in this private room and they do. And they go, so what do you want us to give it? I go like, what is like, what are some of things that you recommend? And he goes, you want me just, what do you go? The works. The works. The works. Yeah, the hits.

Yeah, the hits. And then so they gave us like a. prefix menu item off the menu and it was just I guess I want to say it was like $200 each person. Maybe more. It's more. Maybe even more. Way more and the bill was over $5,000. It was just dipped in and out real quick to say what's up

so they got thing too. So Sal Oh they did it per head even if they didn't eat? Yeah. Yeah. If they left and they left and there would have been you had an issue you could you had that was a I mean that was a fair thing to say to them like these people just stopped by why did you charge you from it? Yeah it was a whole Did you have did you mix it up with them or did No we didn't we just paid and that was it. I'll try and guess

what it was it was about 15 people we just paid we just paid and complained about it for two years you just give me your highest estimate what you think it could possibly be for 15 people but a couple of people Davido dipped out and Wilson okay so food for 12 people then

give me your highest okay so we're talking tax tip food and drinks wine too so tax and cocktails okay okay so with tax and tip with drinks wine and food for 12 people yeah I'm counting I'm gonna go I'm going to go

I want to say double whatever you're thinking I'm going to say 3,000 with tip I think so I'm going to say if you add tip in and you just let's see if you're doing 20% I'm say $3,600 what was it?

$5,200 Okay Well the wine I mean if you were pounding like really expensive We were not No we learned And there really wasn't a lot of food either

It wasn't like a ton of food Not a crazy amount of food I put it at 250 ahead Right that would get me to 3,000 And then, oh, no, then tax. So then you're talking about, like, let's call it, 3,300. And then if you're tipping 20%, you're at about 4,000. So that's 250 ahead before tax and tip.

So I don't know what you had. Were you drinking like martini? No, not at all. Yeah, but it wasn't that crazy. But you didn't even get, like, you didn't get individual dishes. Everything was just like kind of the face stuff. Was it so much food you couldn't believe it? No.

Not at all. You would have been better and it would have been less expensive to get. We have a photo. He has a photo of it. I'd love to see that receipt. me bring it up i'd like to see that as well yeah yeah you know what it doesn't matter if you're listening go ahead and give him another bad movie amelia they do deserve it i die they were incredibly rude i dine on sam's dollar a lot and let me tell you it there was not a great

experience i see veter last night we're doing chicago and he goes bevettes make sure bivettes happens this week so i'm like text brian i can't wait have you been a bivettes no and i got chicago coming out November 14, Chicago Theater. November 14th, Beacon, December 29th. Let's do it. Dude, do see Sal. I will say, I do love Shaw's Crab House in Chicago, but we have two nights there, so we'll do Shaw's another night.

That sounds good. He always gets me what I want. Little Gary always gets what he wants. Sal too, Sal too. Gary, let's be paid. Oh, Sal sent me a video of you guys at a fancy dinner to be like, hey, I take care of little Gary, too. We did Omicasse, and then I was that.

Is it pronounced? Omicass? Yeah. Oh, yeah, Scratch. Scratch. Grashed by sushi. Yeah. That place is unbelievable.

Yeah. Check him. Oh, good man. Good man. It is a flex to take a little Gary out. Was it Gary? Gary never, Gary, Gary doesn't miss. Gary doesn't miss.

Except for Chicago. Well, that was, see that. That wasn't fair. Why not? Ian May, he picked a bad spot. No, for his last, for his other, you just, Netflix special. Yeah, the Netflix special. We go, we're going to go out to breakfast.

I picked a spot. He kept adding people, so I had to find something for this whole group. So that was not my fault. And it was last minute. I had to find something local. I figured you had something in the pocket. And it was a dud. Yeah.

Oh, it was a dud. Yeah, but it was under the gun is tough. It was one of those brunch places with like scenery. You could take selfies at. You don't want to do one of those trendy. No. He normally is pretty good because Gary appreciates what I appreciate it too. Like a greasy spoon diner on the road.

Yeah. I mean, train car. Train car. Oh, love it. Dude. For two Jews. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but we get off that train.

And I will say, we, the roachers. Rochester one Highland Park Diner's shout out I fucking love that one the one in Spokane is Franks Franks that's a great one I think it's Henry's in Buffalo we went to that one Buffalo is a great okay didn't we go to one it was oh uh no we weren't the Jewish did that Jewish restaurant we went to the one in Richmond yeah oh yeah it's a pearlie that was Burley's yeah yeah Hurley's is excellent that was good I gotta start texting you got like I don't know why I don't think to text comics when I'm in a town be like guys where where are we eating like yeah I'm

the only one who could do it. Bevvettes? Bevettes. I've never heard of that. That one's, that top notch. And then, or Monte Verde. I think that's what it's called. I mean, we'll figure it out.

Mont Verde. Little Gary always gets what he wants. All right, I got that receipt for you. We've did this already. All right. All I got, okay, well, Emilio. You got four sparkling waters at $52 and four still waters of $52. Wow.

Yeah. $104 bucks on that. So those are those, you got those bob. Yes. That they feel it or whatever. So you're talking about 10, 12. That's a mistake. Whoever did that.

It's 13 bucks a piece. Oh, they just brought it over. It's 13 bucks a piece on those. Two margaritas is $45. Look at this. One drink, 160 bucks. What is that? Oh, guys, hold the phone here.

Some lady got that. Someone's ordering some type of rare something or other. That might be a bottle of wine. I don't know. Well, I mean, if that's what you're doing, I'm going to, you know. But see, they up charge. I go, hey, give me a repisado. And they got me a Class Azole, which is 65 clams.

For one. Oh, that. number one that's on top of it they were not it's the drink not pleasant yeah they were they were also rude they were basically telling us to go fuck ourselves they got 15 that's not right so there you go so the prefix itself was 12 people it was about you know 15 people 200 and 200 and something a person it's it's it's the drinks where they got you they got us the espresso money every drink was 25 dollars or higher 65 dollars for that class they should call that out before they bring it over look at this thousand dollar tip for treating us like assholes

threatened to break my camera. 25%. 25%. And again, not a crazy amount of food. And I could have sworn I overheard them called Gary a dumb Jew. I don't know. I'm a positive. That might have been made.

So then everybody was everybody in our group. Everybody threw in? Yeah, we had to. DeVito didn't. Yeah. Because. Yeah, he had like a couple of noodles. Whoa.

So, and then it was that a whole cluster fuck with credit cards? Everyone had cash on them? Lepetard threw in a good six-hundo. No, it's not true. Oh. Yeah. All right, grouch. There was a bit of a situation there with some of the people who drank and then

we can't keep relitigating this because I'm hearing from people complaining about it. I've gotten phone calls to people angry that we keep bringing this out. What are the 165? Go to the website and leave a review with the link to blippy shitting. That'll be the end. Go on record. Leave a review. you and they've always been kind to me

I'm on the wall leave a review of you of saying it made you shit on your friend it made you have a diarrhea shit on your friend on the floor and give it one star if blip they can come back they can come back it does feel like a

that feels like a steep check to be dropped steep it's such there's so much good Italian in New York City you're out now dude you're out too many good Italian spots that treat you well yeah it's expensive and you're gonna be Why do you think they were not pleasant to you? That's baffling.

I think they think that they have a hot ticket, that they're always busy, and they're taking that a little for granted. Yeah, but if you're in the restaurant business and you have that kind of longevity, a lot of it's got to be built on the service. I agree. There's so much good Italian in the city, too, in the village, especially got like fucking Lartuzzi, San Sabino, Vianco, all these great spots, you know, so. So you go to the good stuff.

I like Vicks. You brought me on to Vix. Vicks is good, dude. Vix is like nice and easy. New York does Italian well. That's what we... Oh, yeah. That's our food here.

I would go to the same with Peter Lugar. They're mean to you. They do that, hey, we're Brooklyn, so we're kind of assholes. Yeah, but they kind of earned it at least. I wasn't that impressed with Peter Lueger. I feel that way. I like, it's all right.

Lugar's a classic. You can't get me to shit on Lugar. It's a classic. Yeah. But hey, how about a smile? They do that thing where they're like, hey, you fag, what's fun? Like, all right, all right, geez.

Yeah, it is. It does feel like a factory assembly line kind of thing. They just get you in there. They drop everything. It's like it's loud. Then they bring it. Did you have dessert there? They bring over like a bucket of cream.

Yes. No. It's like fog. Yeah. What the fuck? It's cold. But here's the thing. If a meal is good, I don't care how they, I'm treated.

Just give me a, you know, good meal. You don't even, you don't even like the meal of Pilates. It wasn't. I wasn't blown away. I agree. I wasn't blown away. Yeah, dude. I mean, for steak and the city, man, strip house always hit.

Stripp house. That place is top notch. Top notch. And I love Keens is fucking legit. Keynes is legit. Out of an old homestead in there. Just for good measure. Oh, yeah.

That was a fucking fun. I never been to Sparks. Never done it. Never done it. It's famous for the mob. Yeah, the mafia shooting. Pull it up. Oh, it's a, yeah.

You'll know the table. I don't know. I think what's it happened out just right out. Yeah, outside. It was what's his name? It was Sammy the Bull or something like that? No, Paul Costalano. Right there.

Oh, Casalano. And his, uh. And his, does that help your business or hurt your business? And his driver. I bet it helps. I bet it helps. now and it's notorious whoa oh john goddy was the one

who ordered the hit that's what that's what goddy ordered that was like the hit of our lifetime well was that one and then there's the other one that happened in the barber shop where the guy got his neck now that was Sweeney todd that was the hit of our lifetime as opposed to the YouTube video so early which was the shit of our life

and the barbershop was the musical of our life what's the barbershop the barbershop uh look up like barbershop murder on park avenue throat slick mob hit Yeah. Throat slit. That's my most... Eastern Promises, remember?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's my most... I hate that way of... This is a famous one. The throat slit? I didn't imagine it, did I? I hate hearing about it.

I think it's that barbershot right there. The Dragons, HBO. This is a game of throne. I stopped watching it at the season six. I was like, I've seen enough slit throats. I can't... Oh, Al-A-Anastia. That's who died.

Whoa. Never heard of it. Midtown. Starbucks. Love the hats. Look the hats. Wait. I was going to say starboard.

You think it was tail there? I think this is a Luigi one. You think he was tailed there? You'd think someone gave the drop inside the, inside the barbershop, like, he's here right now. I take it back. I don't think his throat got cut. I think the hitman came in and then he just started shooting him up. When he had the towel over.

It'd be great if he did, like, something else. I'd just make him drink all the barberside or something. It was like the same thing. They put the towel over the face, and then it's like, boom. It does seem fun to be a detective back then. You just throwing one of those hats. Yeah. Yeah, I got one of my...

Oh, he was that. Fifty-seven. What year? Fifty-seven. That's pre-D-N-A. Oh, yeah. Oh, so you really had to, like, go in there and... And catch the guy.

It'd be like, uh, more... Not Morgan Freeman. What's his name? What's that guy who walks in and he's... What's his name? The actor. Colombo. No, it's, it's, uh, it's, uh, it's, uh, the guy from, King Kong ain't got nothing on me.

Denzel, Denzel. He's the, uh, the... Bone collector. No, he's the... American gangster. He goes in a... Just the whole room right away. Training day.

Oh, Equalize. Equalize. Oh, yeah. You really have to go in and equalize. I was about to say devil in a blue dress. Keep naming Denzel. Malcolm X. He got game.

Macbeth. Mcbeth. Gladiator, too. This whole time, I couldn't think of a single movie. Yeah. Dude, you know it's kind of a fun one from the next? 90s with Denzel it's not a great movie but for some reason I just liked Fallen yeah yeah that was creepy

John Goodman and Denzel it's like yeah yeah that time is on your side I never saw it as far as far as I gotta see it man of fire is fine I feel it doesn't hold up I used to think it was great yeah I mean I could see anything he's in pretty much he's like got that Nicholson thing Fences Fences

Yeah that was a thing apparently He's a man on fire is a real man of fire I was watching that Kurosawa one A high and low Do you see the Equalizer? I did. I saw all three. I saw all three.

They're fun one. I think the first one was really good. Yeah. Now, remake and everything. They made the accountant too. God, it was tough. That was a tough watch. I liked the first one, though.

The first one was already. I heard the first is good. Yeah, it was fun enough. Slow start, but yeah, it picks. I watched it on a floor. But you see all these guys. You see Affleck, Liam Neeson. They're all doing this, like, similar movies.

It's odd what Liam Neeson ended up doing, like, after the, I, my set of skills one. Yeah, the Taken. Yeah, taken. He did another. a hundred of them. Yep, I know. Like, not just taking. Like, every movie was the exact same.

And it's weird because he's a notable actor that can get work, but he then took the same action role in like four, I'm not even joke around. He did a wolf for, 30 B movies after that. I have a theory on this. Okay. These old, these guys get old and they want to still seem tough. It's the same with Jane Fonda. They get old, but they still want to be fuckable.

That's the guy's version of staying fuckable. Okay. And then you get Tom Cruise doing it. You get Keanu did it with Wick. Yeah. You know, the Liam Neeson, Matt Damon now. I think with Cruz, he just wants to still be, like, box office. He cares that people are going to the theater.

That's true. So he's like, I just want people to see the movie. That's what they see, you know? The thing with Neeson is they all felt like the exact same movie. What was the gray? You see the gray? He's just being taken with wolves. That one was, I think, a little bit of a curve.

Taken with wolves. Him fighting wolves. I like that better than dancing with wolves. I'm taken by wolves. Yeah. I find that to be charming. Yeah, I think he just, I mean, spoiler alert, I guess. But he dies at the end, doesn't he?

Yeah. Yeah, the wolves get him. I think he slipped in the shower. You know, I liked Odenkirk's movie, though. That was another version of that. Nobody. Yeah, they made it another one. But, yeah, the first one was good.

I don't know if, is this out? Oh, yeah. Was it good, the second one? I didn't see it. He sold me on it. Yeah. I watched it. I was like, I believe him in this role.

It was a curveball, and it worked. Yeah. But back in the day, you would see Jean-Claude Van Day. and you'd be like, holy shit, this guy's tough. Now there are guys who don't know how to fight. Right. But I don't think he knew how to fight either, but you believe that. You believe he could do a split?

Jet Lee. I remember what was on Conan once with Jean-Claude Van Dam, and I could tell the segment was really going south. Because Conan goes, why don't you try a move on me? That's when you know about it. Conan's like, save this interview, let's go. Damn, yeah. Every mom when I was a kid wanted to bang Jean-Claude.

Yeah, we do those split. Yeah, crazy, crazy splits. He'd always be in his undies. I mean, dude, Jackie Chan's shit was crazy. That guy's a real professional. He's on another level. Yeah, his own stunts. By the way, they say the N-word quite a bit in rush hour.

Yeah. He says it. No, he doesn't. Chris Tucker makes him say it. Yeah, he says it a couple times. Yeah, he goes, say you're my N-word. And he goes, he says it. Wow.

That's a fun time. That was a comedy. It was a different time. And those are box office smash hits. They made three of them. Their chemistry was. I mean, Chris Tucker is incredible. He's incredible.

That guy steals everything. Not because he's I was really like easy But he's not Is he not really doing a lot right now Chris Tucker? He's in Sheen's documentary Apparently they were pals Okay

Yeah money talks dude We watched that on the tour bus Oh yeah Vito and I are like we're reliving our favorite Nighter like yeah this doesn't hold up great But Tucker's amazing in it Yeah he's so good That's when Hogan

Does he break his neck or something? He knocks him out He puts him in a he claims that wrestling's fake And he's like, is this fake? And he puts him in a chokehold and knocks him out. And he falls flat on his head. He's like, I said wrestling's fake. I didn't say you're not stronger than me.

Right. No, it's actually hard to watch his head just slay. He cracks his head on the floor and it's ridiculous. And he gets, isn't that David, no, I mean, Richard Belzer? Yeah. Yeah. He says he has no memory of what happens after this. Whoa.

Up and he's like, he's out. He's all right. He's sleeping. He's sleeping. He's sleeping. Nobody helps. you know how dangerous that is i know the head on the con could have done full brain damage i don't care for this face slapping yeah so did he sue him for that yes he did and won and

do we know what what kind of what kind of a cash prize he won that is that's insane to also not react like to keep reacting like it's normal that the guy just dropped and slammed his head against the ground he used to doing that with fucking different types of dude See, this is a comedian, you're fucking with me. Right. So this is a total comedian movie. He pops back up and says, we'll be right back. He says, I have no memory of this.

Whoa. What a pro. Holy shit. What a pro. Oh, he's bleeding. Wow. Yeah, he's bleeding. Oh, my God.

Wow. There's a certain amount of people that say he deserved it. Who did? Bell's her. Big Bird, come on. Yeah, we just have like a really heated political discussion. these outfits. Like, dude, we got to do something about this Gaza situation.

What the fuck we were watching? Sal, $400,000. That's how much you won. Okay. What's that today, though? Yeah, we'll put that in the calculator. Because what was that, 85 or something? I'm going to put that at 1.6.

I think it's more than that. I'm going to get two. I think more. It's a little less than the ballado bill. And they treated them better. That's true. Adjusting to 1.2 today. Wow.

What year was that? Did you say 1.2 sell? I said more than two. He said 1.6, I think. Yeah. I'm going to guess 88 or 86. Oh, we need the year. I was going off 80.

But I guess we don't need the year. Damn. 85. 85. It's funny because we all think, like, I'd take a fucking knockout for that kind of money. Sure. But then you're like, that could have done. That could have been bad.

I got put to sleep so many times. in like eighth grade. Just friends learning about it. And you sleepovers. It's super dangerous. Super dangerous. You're cutting off oxygen to your brain. Yeah, that was a fun night.

We used to wrestle and shit. We used to beat the shit. I know you do choke holds all the time. That was like the thing. Remember the guy? Power bomb kids. Oh, a lot of power bomb. We would do a thing for two minutes.

We'd go like, Billy, Chris, two minutes. And you just go, ah! Bloody noses. And you'd break up like a beam on the banister. Billy gets him down. He shits all over his face. We'll use that 10 more times on this episode. We had a fight club.

We basically had a fight club. That was the thing. Cucions weren't like a real thing. No. I mean, you get concussions, but nobody cares. It was just like, oh, no. Goldman has a bit about this. They said, you got your bell rope.

Yes, yes, exactly. I remember we did it in school. We got caught by her coach. We were all, like, beating the shit out of each other. And he was like, you're all suspended. Fucking idiots. Because we were all, you know, we'd have each other in like sharpshooters and shit. Oh, yeah.

Idiots. We were dumb. There was always the one kid who would lose. Lose his temper, remember that? You were like, it was just a fun fight, and he was like, uh-huh. Turned real.

Start stabbing someone. Then there was a kid whose dad beat him, so then he's like, you know, he would see red when you fought him. What's the clip? It's like on viral a bunch of times

where the kid is like bullying all the other kids on the boat. And he's like, you fucking, he's saying slurs to everyone. On a boat? Yeah. Is it karma?

It's like a karma video? It's called I'm a stuff. No, it's a movie. It's a kid. It's like, oh, it's always going viral. I don't know what it is. Willing on a boat. I'm excited.

You ever watch those instant karma videos on YouTube? Oh, those are great. Those are great. Like someone's being a dick or a bully or an ass on, and then immediately, like, they crash that car or something. Yeah. Are you thinking of a Sandler movie when he's yelling at the kids on shore? Definitely not a Sandler movie.

It's way. I got a feeling something really bad is going to happen to you and your whole family, O'Doyle. I saw a great one where a guy chews out of dude in a car and he, just turns around and hits a phone pole so good because you have to pretend like it doesn't hurt this is it all right

pause it okay mean creek wait is that Drake bell a little bit yeah fast forward a little bit can you play this on the pot I don't know Peters here it is here it is right

ready all right this isn't it i guess no it's like right here oh wait it must be before this then no it's earlier than this it's when he's yelling at everyone the boat does the kid die because he can't swim what did he think was happened they're just gonna not push him over they're gonna canoe but did we like that kid die i don't know i've never seen the movie i just seen the clip where he's like because if he doesn't drown it's not really that big deal yeah That feels like a real B movie here.

Mean Creek. Shut up, George. What the hell is this? Well, we've got to go back to the shit video. You've got to find this out. Did you ever see that top that wrap? Top that wrap. Oh, we did.

We watched it. Did we watch it? It's like an 80s movie. Oh, that's great. I found it. Is that Karen Colton? Is it a rollerblades? Is it on rollerblades or something?

The girl comes in, right? Yeah, I watch that with you. How did we get here? How did we get here? Because all you do is fucking branch around school talking about your fucking father. I'm telling you what I'm going to hear about your fucking fathers and how their assholes work, all right?

And makes me sick. I got this guy has a lisp though this looks like Ron on reviewing a movie you're

a piece of shit fuck this is a wild dialogue that guy that's crazy he's a good actor though

while I believe him yeah what happened who is that actor is Drake Josh Peck dude he's pretty fucking

good that's Josh Peck is he related to Gregory oh like this guy He's like a very famous, funny, famous. He's good, dude.

He's a good, she's really funny. Whoa. He's a kid now. Holy shit. Beautiful eyes on Peck. Yeah. Wow. He's the one of the kids, he's the one who didn't get molested on Nickelodeon, right?

No, I don't know. That was, yeah. Yes. That's the guy of Drake. He lost the weight after the... By the way, he's asked to be on the show. He contacted us to be on this show. Only if he reenacts that talk.

Don't hit all of us. And we have to act really scared. Yeah. We're on a boat. Stop it. You fucking dead. You butt muncher. He called a little girl a bitch.

That has four billion views. You're... You fucking go to hell. You're... He's fathers. He is, and he's so fat. Wow. Look how whine is.

Keep it going for a sec. They had table reads of this. Wow. Is she even Japanese? Oh, like Jewish America Princess. Okay, okay. He's hitting everything. Weight size is sex?

He's bobbing and weaving like Muhammad Ali. There's something different about it. Ass eating and butt munching. I bet he probably riffs some of this too. They're like, oh, shit. We weren't even expecting that. They were like, none of this was in the script. He was supposed to say, shut up.

And this screws is like a bunch of jerks. The director's like, make your own. Have fun with it. Print it. The alliteration. That's amazing dress. Imagine if that wasn't the script that the writer's like a child will say, he's like, yes. It's going to flow.

Well, let me take you to the exact opposite of that spectrum. Watch how this girl defends herself in top that. It's the rap and top that. Top that. Yeah, damn. I got to watch Mean Creek later. I know, right? Okay.

So these girls are friends. Eighty-nine. And they come across these guys. Oh, yeah. You got to back it up a little. Yeah, I think you've got to start it. Yeah. I've seen this.

You have the cutest walk. I think I can get you guys together. Uh-oh. Oh god I'm keen and they know it When I just go back the other way Come back the other way Yeah, good idea

embarrassed you are yeah look how cool he is she goes i will never be here oh hold on i got to bring the guy back i tell you what i'm right here by your fucking modern and i'm a asshole we've got a nice mashup Builds up our confidence and watch this. Super sonic idiotic, disconnected, not respected, who would ever really want to go and top that. Such a waste of pretty face, but hanging in your nervous face, I wish that you would take a look and really stop that. Stop that.

Stop that. Stop that. Stop that. I wish you finally take a real look and really stop that. Stop that. Stop that. I don't really give them. I'm about trying to stop that.

Stop that. Unreal. You can drive for you, boo. I will make a fool of you. Top that. All right. Wow. That was October 7th.

I mean, but she also told them. Stop that. Two ways to get your point across. That's what I say. Holy man, that made me uncomfortable. The shit video was. You better find a way to keep that little kid on the boat in the episode, at Peters, because we need that. Yeah, I can't imagine Mean Creek as a big, what do you call it, residuals, or royalties?

I've seen that clip a lot on the internet. I haven't seen you die like that. Josh Peck. A little kid being that hateful. It's insane. It's kind of shocking. Do you remember what his story was? I never saw the movie.

Oh, you just saw that? I just saw that clip, and I was like, what the fuck is it? Wow. Yeah. Wow. That really opened my eyes. I saw it with the meme, me who disagrees with anyone, who disagrees with anyone, me politically? That's just that fucking. That's great. This works too. You got shitty ideas. I like how they keep jiggling. It keeps wiggling.

Yeah, I know. That was a lot of junk. And he's just staying there. The other guy's already. And his mouth is open. Why does he have to be naked? He's already being shit on. I mean, it's like... Yeah.

This show is really... This has been a scary Halloween. Wow. You guys want any candy in the road? We might be put in the Sesame Street YouTube algorithm because of the thumbnail. We kind of make sure you watch those tags. That's true.

Holy hell. Where do you go from here? It's a fun up, though. You guys on the road? Yeah, you guys coming up. It's coming up, boys. You're with me. Yeah, Saudi Arabia.

Well, this is out after this. I know. You made it. Chicago Theater. Doing and. You're doing Chicago with me. Am I? Are you not?

I don't think so. Oh, no, you're doing the beacon with me, though. Yeah, beacon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no flight. Yeah, no flight. Beacons. Yeah, I'm on the road, always end in cities.

I'm touring all the way through 26. There you go. Salvatano County.com. Yeah. So I got Chicago on the 14, Atlantic City, February 28, Beacon Deere, December 27th. The rhyme in April 12th. A lot of big theaters coming up.

That's a special play. Salvatano County.com. And then I got a new talk show pod coming out called Mnuch, late fall, early winter. I'm doing it. Can we hear the premise? Really big guests, really small talk. It's like a really absurd. It's like in and out of sketch and real talking without like calling it out.

It's like something a little bit different. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I just realized you got the best career. Oh, I'm opening with these guys. Just opening for everybody, open for Nate. Yeah, yeah. Arenas overseas.

Got to do it all. dinners it's all right dinners i'll be in pittsburg uh that's all these places are not the actual major cities but they're right next to them go to nate bargan yeah yeah yeah pittsburg oregon and uh cincinnati that's cincinnati liberty township yeah that's a fun one the question is if you're opening at the beacon do you still take him into a nice new york joint of course he does all right absolutely there's some good stuff around there. Sushi Yusaka up west side. We are going someplace the next two days, but we're driving home from

Providence on the night. Oh, nice. I hope you on our bed on that last night. I got Salt Lake City. I'm going back to Wise Guy second time this year November 14th through 16th and I will be at two shows in Reno, Nevada at the Atlantis Casino, November 29th. Carnegie Hall, December 4th. Let's go. See you guys

there. Local boy. Gary will be there. Oh, yeah. All right. Oh, tonight, I guess. This is 26. Oh, great. Then I'm in the Mugubis. Two shows sold out. Come to the first two.

It's on Halloween, so nobody wants to come to those, I guess. But, hey, we're in Washington, D.C., Lincoln Theater, Rochester, New York, at the Kodak Center, Niagara Falls, San Diego, and Prior Lake, Minnesota for a casino. And I'm doing some Shane Gillis arenas in December as well. Nice. Yeah, I'll definitely add some stuff. When is this come out? When is this come out? 26 of October.

Okay. Tonight we're playing San Diego, the bubble. Hey. San Diego tonight. That's a great city. Drink some bodega cat whiskey. Get a bodega cat whiskey. com.

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Oh, yeah. We're all over the south, the southeast. Whoa. All right. Well, I love you guys. And we'll see you next week. Sal farted. See both these boys on tour.

Yeah, happy Halloween, quips. Sunday's a day for my next fender. A bit of fever wreck, you know the fear juice close. I've had a little too much bourbon, and Norman's talking shit about the fucking poke, and I get down in the same way. Up on the roof like a cop's coming, and naked Samuel is feeling dangerous.

I'm out to lunch here in New Orleans This woman doesn't look like I remember her And I get down in the same way We might be true