We Might Be Drunk - Ep 52: Rusty Nails w/ Godfrey

Episode Date: December 6, 2021

Today we drunk Rusty Nails with Godfrey! https://www.godfreycomedian.com/ A Rusty Nail is made by mixing Drambuie and Scotch whisky. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp, visit BetterHelp.com/Drunk Visit www.GothamPodcastStudio.com/WMBD to enter for free Sheath Underwear! Mark Normand and Sam Morril can be seen on the road at a club near you. Visit MarkNormandComedy.com and SamMorril.com for more details! Join the Patreon for bonus episodes weekly and more bonus content: Patreon.com/WeMightBeDrunkPodW Send us emails [e-mail] Send us mail: Gotham Podcast Studio 39 West 38th Street, 10th Fl New York, NY 10018

we might be drunk we might be drunk as long as we are hanging out you know we might be drunk raise a glass let's talk shit pep heaps wrecks and a bit maybe drunk we might be drunk hey hey folks here we are we might be drunk we be drunk. We're here. We're queer. Are we in the holidays still? Yeah, it's the holidays. Christmas time is here. Hanukkah time. Kwanzaa time.

Whatever you want to call it. What the hell is going on? We got Godfrey here on the ones and twos. The beer Jew. The real Jew. Do me, do me, do me, do me, do me, do me. Godfrey, do you drink? What do you guys got?

I mean, I'm not a drinker like you guys i don't know my liquor that well uh parents weren't big drinkers but we always had liquor in the house but they did it usually for company like yeah but my father drank beer my father drank beer yeah yeah uh drank beer wines and we had we always had liquor in the house but we never, my father was always like that's not good but then my sister and my brother's college, that's when they started drinking

but we're not good I didn't even drink in college man, really? you were an athlete yeah but still, athletes drink that's true you were a baseball player, right? Football, baseball, track and field.

Shortstop, right? Shortstop in baseball. What? Until high school. I didn't know that. Just from like literally to high school, I was shortstop. Like serious, like shortstop. Damn.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, baseball then got merged into football and track and field. Just on some like, oh, let me try that. Right, right. You know what I'm saying? So, yeah. I was a big baseball head. Holy shit.

Oh, yeah? Oh, my God. Greer Barnes, me, yeah. Greer's in For Love of the Game, the Kevin Costner movie. He's a big baseball guy. Yeah. Wow, great actor as well. He can act.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Baseball was my thing. Growing up in the north side of Chicago, down the street, not too far from Wrigley Field. White Sox or Cubs? Cubs, yeah. What's the difference between White Sox and Cubs fans? One's on the north side, the other's on the south side. Is there a beef?

Eh, not like Yankees and Mets. Not as intense, but there is like... But I watched the White Sox. I was like, the Sox are Chicago I didn't give a fuck you know and we had Harry Carey but Harry Carey was with the White Sox first Harry Carey was

well Harry Carey was in St. Louis he's from St. Louis then he came to the White Sox with Hawk Harrelson and then he came to the Cubs that's when he got really famous when it was like with the Cubs. We were like, oh, shit, because he'd be drunk. Cubs would lose.

No one gave a fuck. Everybody was waiting for Harry Carey's seventh inning stretch to come and sing Take Me Out to the Ballgame because he'd be fucked up. Yeah. They'd be like, everybody take me out to the ball. I ain't taking me. And we're all like this. Yeah, fuck it. We're getting getting smoked 11 to nothing we're like

that's the thing about chicago a lot you stood out we had a lot of horrible teams for a while but there's always somebody that stood out if it's sammy sosa it's you know what i mean it's like sosa was so likable and then you hear behind the scenes you're like this dude's like a sociopath really you see him in the interview and like i this dude's like a sociopath. Really? You see him in the interview. And I think it's Jeremy Shamp. And the doc is incredible, the ESPN thing. And he's like, just admit you cheated.

And he's like, I don't know what you're talking about. He's got like bleach white skin now. He's like everything about him. He looks, yeah, he bleached his skin. He's like the Joker now. It's crazy. He looks so bad. Did you see that summer documentary?

No. What are we drinking, by the way? The summer, is it called Long Summer? It's the Mark McGuire and that summer where they were going against each other. Have you seen the doc? The Home Run record. You've seen the doc? No. I didn't see that one.

It's sick. It's fantastic. Baseball is so fun. Oh, yeah. It's fantastic. Oh, wait, wait. Let's get a full description here, BeardJew. This is per Mark's request.

Today we're drinking the classic old man's drink, the Rusty Nail. Ooh, baby. Rusty Nail, huh? Wow, it smells good. Scotch and Drambuie and a little- What booty? That's my drink, bro? The Isle of Sky booty.

Oh, the Isle of Sky. This is what Sinatra drink, bro? The Isle of Sky booty. Oh, the Isle of Sky. This is what Sinatra drank, right? Yeah, this was made popular by the Rat Pack. Cool. I love the Rat Pack. I read all the books on the Rat Pack. Came out in the 60s. It was pioneered by the 21 Club.

Be the lady tonight. Never get out of my sight. Let's get together. I'm the guy you came in with. Luck be the lady tonight. All right. Wait, who's going to be Sammy Davis? We've got Frank, Dean, Sammy.

Sammy, that's it, man. Dude, Dean's the fun one. He'd be lawful. Yeah, yeah, definitely. This is a pretty good drink. It's great. It's subtle. It's nice.

It's good. It's sweet. But see, you guys are drinkers. You know drinks. This thing's burning my chest. What? You see how he doesn't even feel it? Goes down easy.

Yeah, I like it. This is nice. It's really nice. I guess it'll be easier for you after if you want. Yeah, it'll be easier? Because I feel the heat. I'll drink that one if you want. We gave you the little lady glass, too.

I like this. I like the ice cubes, man. Oh, yeah. It's sweet. I like- This looks like one of those like Commercial shots Yes it does It's like perfect

You know how you have Food experts Right That like put fake ice This is You make it look like He's a pro Carboned myself

Did you? No You're big enough For me to believe it That means I'm genuine You know what's good Are those DeSaronono on the rocks

then with michael imperioli no he was doing the 1800s oh he's 1800 that was good i like those they look so good those are those i like that dude that's a horrible liquor by the way disa rono imperioli i saw him my buddy uh babs was he's a uh n actor. He just moved to London a few years ago. He's a highest-ranked jiu-jitsu master on the Eastern Seaboard. He was my buddy. He used to hang with us, me and Artie and all. Well, you've got to be able to fight if your name is Babs. Yeah, and he's his friend Leslie.

He's a fantastic actor and he did a one uh was a three part three person show play with imperioli oh wow it's really good it was like a taxi cab stand thing it was like a off-broadway play oh man yeah that's that's the real guy he's so new york i love that dude yeah he's a cool ass dude too man, man. It was cool to meet him. I was like, oh, shit. You used to live with Viola Davis. What? Isn't that crazy?

How about that? My first roommate, like, when I got here, gosh, it's so funny because my managers had passed away. It's like when you're getting, you're like, life is tripping. Mine managed me as if they passed away it's like when you're getting your like life is mine managed me as if they passed away but it's like my my two okay when i was in chicago i got this guy named tk kirkland i know tj he'll turn a room yeah he's he he's gangster hardcore but he's the one that influenced me to come to new york really people and people when he talks they go oh he's fucking lying oh he doesn't lie he's he sounds you have you ever heard somebody that's telling truth but sounds

like they're lying he goes he goes yeah he goes i he stole Eddie Murphy's watch. What? Yeah, he took Puff, I think, whose credit? Russell Simmons' credit card. When he was 18, 19, he was stealing. I love this guy. Because Charlie Murphy. You just love people who steal. Yeah.

Charlie is a kleptomaniac. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Not with jokes or anything. No, definitely not. But he'll steal like a candy bar. I do that. Oh, definitely not. But he'll steal like a candy bar. I do that.

Oh, it's a rush. Because I was a big kleptomaniac in college. Same. I stole a lot of shit in college because we had no dough. You're broke as fuck. I went away for school, University of Illinois, fighting Illini. I went to University of Illinois. I was a pre-med psych major. So this is what happened

our books were super expensive and you're like what the fuck is this you know like college is expensive it's unnecessarily expensive so I'm like fuck you know so what we did was my friends were working at

the bookstore and I've you know you have people who would work study I did library work study my friends were working at the bookstore. You have people who work study. I did library work study. My friends did. One worked at a snack shop. We're in bookstores. So my buddy would be like, listen, man, these books are expensive as fuck. This is what we're going to do. My shift is between

blah, blah, blah, and blah, blah, blah. Yeah. And you know, it's cold out. So he'd say, yo, bring your coats. It's going to be a heist. And yeah, so we would just take books. National Lampoon presents Ocean's Eleven right here. We would take books, especially the most expensive ones, the texts that we didn't want to, and then buy it and then pay for the smaller, the cheaper ones. Right.

In the other classes. But the science ones, we took a bunch of books because you can sell them back. Yeah, exactly. And you sell them back for decent money. No, you're fucking 18, and you're getting $300 at the end of the fucking year. You're like, word. So we would steal. And then here's another thing, I got to admit.

What we did, too, was we was like Operation Finals. I'd be great if this got darker and darker. Yeah, it's getting creepier and creepier. That's what I love about podcasts. Fuck it. Let me go for it. Let it all out. Operation finals exams, we would go to certain dorms or certain engineering spots and start

taking everybody's books. Especially some fuckers we didn't like. We'd go, all right. And we'd like calculus. The calculus book was always the best catch. all right and we like calculus the calculus book was always the best catch so we'd go yo we're gonna you know we come to certain like study areas and we start snatching people's shit everybody was doing it yeah we go to the to the uh to the merch like you know you got sweatshirts sure fighting on and my friend worked there and they had no cameras oh yeah they never had a

different time so we'd be like yo he and he'd go to the back yo i'm gonna go find that that size for you yeah just start right and he'd make sure we get stuff for them oh we were everybody was doing it yeah steal it the snack shop we had a snack shop we would go to yeah there was like now there's cameras now they got to go like pulp fiction they're like if any of you cocksuckers move i'll shoot every last one of you. And this is before Google, I imagine. So if you didn't have a calculus book, you didn't know calculus. You couldn't look it up anywhere. Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

And it was like it was addicting. I was getting good at stealing. I was like, man, I'm not even a thief, but I love stealing. It was like I love stealing. And then I had buddies that got into credit card shit. Oh, we did not even a thief, but I love stealing. It was like, I love stealing. And then I had buddies that got into credit card shit. Oh, we did that for a while. A lot of crime in college, man. In the frats, the fraternities.

Oh, yeah. Man, these motherfuckers. Because we, okay. In Illinois, we had the biggest fraternity and sorority system in the country. Were you a frat guy or not? No, I almost, my buddy was, my buddy Kyle, black dude, he joined a white fraternity, Kappa Sigma. And I remember moving him in, like,

this is my buddy from high school, and I was moving him in, like, moving him in. And the black fraternity dude saw me, the Omega, you ever heard of Omega, the Q-Dogs? Oh, yeah. That's Team Avenger the Nerds. Yeah, yeah. You ever see Stomp the Yard?

Yeah. Fuck yeah. So these guys, Omegas, they saw me moving stuff and they go like, hey, yo, man, what the fuck are you doing?

I go, oh, this is my buddy Kyle. He was one of those black dudes that didn't, he always hung around white guys. That was him. We call him one of the good ones. Me and Kyle were friends because that was my buddy because he related to me because i hung

out with everybody yeah you know i was always i went to a bunch of russians yeah on russians just free booze it's free booze and free food so i was because everybody i was fun to be courted oh it is but i was the black dude me and Kyle were the black dudes that people wanted in their fraternities right so they'd be like

dude they'd be like this hey man Sig Epps man we're the best man Sig Epps man here's my buddy Steve here's my buddy Josh

yo man can I have anything we got a great barbecue man every year we got doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop hacky sack

right so it was like and I could play my ass off by the way oh really Doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, doop, hacky sack, right? So it was like, and I can play my ass off, by the way. Oh, really? I'm fucking fantastic. I was fantastic. Oh, that was the only thing white people had on you guys. We got the hacky sack and hockey. But hacky sack, here's the thing about hacky sack.

If you played soccer. Yeah, same shit. It's the same shit. It's like, you know, my father. Minus the weed. I'm Nigerian, so soccer was my first sport. Is that your best sport? My father, my uncles, they all played.

So that, you know, I knew how to dribble with my feet, you know. And so when I played hacky sack, you know, it was not that, other than these moves, I got really good at it. But then, you know, it's so funny because hacky sack is, you throw a hacky sack to a Mexican dude, he's like, oh, oh, oh. To an African guy, oh, oh, oh. He's like, oh, oh, oh. You know, anybody that can play soccer, they just, you know what I mean?

So that was easy Hand foot coordination Hockey I got something to tell y'all Uh oh Let me tell you something about hockey I found this out I found it out

You know I just came back from Edmonton You guys do Edmonton Sure House of Cubs Actually I've never done that one You gotta do it Fuck you I don't know why For whatever reason

I've done Winnipeg I've done Vancouver Toronto Montreal Winnipeg. I've done Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal. Winnipeg is the 80s. It is. It's the 80s. It really is. Winnipeg, I want to go.

It's below 40 degrees. They have underground tunnels in Winnipeg. Yes, exactly. It gets so cold. I've done Winnipeg a bunch of times. Rumors, I've done Winnipeg Comedy Festival. I've done Winnipeg many times. It gets so cold. I've done Winnipeg a bunch of times. Rumors. I've done Winnipeg Comedy Festival. I've done Winnipeg many times. I just can't be there.

I'd rather get pegged than go to Winnipeg. I'd rather get whinnied. I tried to add to that. Sorry. I'll take it. You know when you go into the corny zone, you just go. Yeah, let's do it. Hey, man.

I might need another one of these. These are incredible. They go down easy, the Drambu. You haven't done fucking edmonton yet i've never for whatever reason i know it's like an oil town it's like uh oh yeah the pig rigs yeah rig pigs yeah rig pig they'll take they'll i because um shout out to uh rick bronson and tammy yes they love comedians oh yeah because rick was a, and he's a fantastic magician. Really? I'm telling you, he is an amazing magician.

A lot of comedians were magicians first. Steve Martin. Woody Allen. Johnny Carson. They were all like magicians first. But, yeah, they like comedians. You have a name. You can do that.

I just realized I haven't eaten. Oh, shit. I haven't eaten yet today. I want to get this guy a couple of sandwiches coming yeah that's not gonna be good yeah well i could do one more i'm done well i could do one more i just have an empty stomach i'm gonna tell you something about hockey real quick yeah that i discovered oh because i um you know when i i but but being in Canada a lot, I got used to like watching a lot of hockey. But I was watching hockey with the Blackhawks. Blackhawks are major to us in Chicago. Sure.

Everybody watches the Blackhawks. Black people, we fuck with the Blackhawks. Really? Hardcore. I didn't know that. We fuck with the Blackhawks. We wear all these t-shirts. I had mugs.

Blackhawks are serious. All Chicago teams are serious in Chicago. Yeah. We support all our teams. Period. Yeah. So period yeah so it's easy to when you had the 90s bulls yeah it's easy to have a couple losers we were we were we were loyal to our horrible fucking teams before that chicago's legit i chicago to me is like i have a few cities in america that i like i'm like these these are cities i fuck with city san francisco

chicago i love boston i mean those are. The major ones are like Chicago, Philly. I love Philly. We all love our teams. We all have a lot of pride in our teams. Chicago is amazing. All the racially tense cities are the best. Bring out the best comedies. That's so true.

It's the truth. Philly, Boston, Chicago, all the angry cities. Detroit. Detroit. That fight over their teams. Right. Best comedy. Well, tension.

Comedy's tension. Exactly. Well, you guys have so many great comics out of Chicago, you know? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, you had like Bernie Mac. You knew Bernie Mac, right? You knew Bernie Mac?

Yeah. What? I think he's one of the greats, and I don't think he gets put up in the- He doesn't. He doesn't. And I think it's because- Comics do. We know he's one of the greats and I don't think he gets put up he doesn't he doesn't and it's I think it's because comics do

we know he's great yeah the problem is I thought we didn't have a chance to see him do specials we didn't have specials are what keep you

keep that's like your catalog like you see Carlin Carlin has like 13 specials yeah you know what I'm saying 18 it's something crazy

right crazy he was like the first I think Robert Klein or him were the first HBO guys. Yeah. And you got like Chris Rock. He has a catalog of specials, you know. Fortunately, we got this, you know, the Netflix thing when they're actually acting properly,

giving specials to the right. No, I'm saying. Yeah, Chappelle did what? Four in a year or something? He has a catalog. And I hope that specials are like his podcast he's like let me throw out another one here exactly it's amazing he just goes i want to do a special i think i need to talk to the gay community again

just another special i know this is gonna be part two of me not being homophobic chappelle can be in his fucking underwear in his bathroom and they're like this i'm doing one out the bathroom it's gonna be prolific the drop in a deuce tour yeah on the toilet everyone's like man that was brilliant chappelle can do whatever the fuck he wants i thought it was just gonna be a piss but it transitioned into a shit it was a six and a half hour shitty Brooke Dane Cooks record. But the hockey thing,

let me tell you, I looked it up because I'm, you know, me, I'm always like looking up like if black people

created shit to that because they'll be like this, this man created this. I go, hmm, my Malcolm X goes, I don't believe that shit.

I don't know why i had to do the malcolm x voice for the eddie murphy 80s voice i think you're lying man so i was like dude eddie murphy's dead on yeah it's but it's the eddie murphy that was like the loud black dude when eddie murphy did the loud black guy say it motherfucker you're right kiss your ass man i'm gonna whoop your ass. That's so good. It was so funny. That's like my childhood, so it just makes me feel good. I think about seeing the

Nutty Professor in the theater with my dad and never see my dad laugh that hard in my life. That's so great. Eddie Murphy, I think, deserved an Oscar for that movie. Because he played like 10 fucking people. And he didn't play like a cheap 10. Those characters have heart, man. He played like a fucking people. And he didn't play like a cheap 10. No. I'm like, those characters have like heart, man. They had heart.

He played like a mom with like a heart. Something about the industry, it must be something against the guy. Against comedy. It's comedy. It's comedy. That's unfair. They don't fuck with comedians at the Oscars. But that's so unfair because-

But he should have won for Dreamgirls. That was like a year. Yeah. I think there's a jealousy of actors are jealous of us i'm serious i think there's a jealousy of being able to make people laugh like that there's a jealousy we also live much more recklessly than actors no no but comedy's harder than that shit i'm not saying that what i'm saying is i think actors see that we can just be free like we can just do this shit right we're waiting for a script we're just making our shit yeah it's true they gotta blow each other be funny so badly though yeah it's like music it's like comedians that want to be

musicians and musicians want to be comedians right john mayer but i've never seen an actor on like a late night talk show you rarely like them more true. You see an actor on like Fallon or like whatever show and you rarely like them more. You like them more when they're the other person. And that must be fucked up. Like, yeah, you love me when I'm pretending only. But when an actor is funny. Now that goes a long way. Because John Malkovich, man.

Yeah. I mean, these are the best. Yeah. He's so damn funny because he knows everybody knows Malkovich for man. Yeah, he's a legend, though. His interviews are the best. Yeah. He's so damn funny because he knows, everybody knows Malkovich for his serious face. Right. Another Chicago guy. Ah.

Yeah, Steppenwolf. Brilliant actor. Steppenwolf Theater. Yeah. They like him for it because when he was on Conan, one of the funniest interviews. Really? I had never seen him on panel.

I never did either. Dude, I just re-watched Rounders. That's still a great movie. The Oreos? That's a great fucking movie. Great movie. His accent made me laugh, though. He goes, you have to make that money.

I need money. You better give money. That shit was so terrible. And after they wrapped that shit. Wow. He goes, I made money. You need to give money. That shit was making me laugh. That shit was hilarious, I made money. You made money. Shit was making me laugh.

That shit was hilarious. I love him. Kevin Spacey, also great on interviews. Yeah, he's very good. He can imitate people, too. Yeah, really funny guy. He can impersonate Kevin Pollak. Yes.

Kevin's a stand-up. Yeah, right. Keaton was a stand-up. Michael Keaton was a stand-up. Michael Keaton is great in everything. Yeah, Keaton's dope as fuck. What was I going to say? I just had, what was I talking about?

Uh-oh, hockey. No, no, no. Eddie Murphy. This happens a lot in this podcast. Oscar's the alcohol. Yeah, Malkovich. So Malkovich is talking to Conan, and Conan, to me, out of all of them, is my favorite.

And he's like this, and Conan's laughing, going, so you said you're really good at stuff. He goes, yes, I am. I'm amazing at leg wrestling. And Conan's like, what? Leg wrestling. No one's beaten me in leg wrestling. He goes, I would like to challenge you in leg wrestling, Conan.

Can we pull this up, Matt? Can you pull up the Malkovich leg wrestling? Leg wrestling, Conan. It's fucking hysterical. I missed that one. And everybody knows because people are intimidated by Malkovich. So he's just like, he uses that as the comedy. Yes.

He goes, I'm very good at, I would like to. Is that it? Yep. Wow. Leg wrestling. Wow. One, two. This is leg wrestling.

Three. Conan plays it up. That's a great host. Conan really is the best. He's fantastic. Yeah, but that's, Jamalkovich, he's a funny dude. Yeah, I like that.

Because he doesn't laugh and he just tells jokes. He's just being very funny with that facial expression. It's really cool. But I think people are jealous of comedians. But we do host all of it. I think that's why it's like Billy Crystal, Chris Rock.

Not anymore. They're kind of getting rid of that. Well, they're scared because of Gervais. Gervais scared everybody. Good for Gervais. I know. I love it. I think we can all agree he fucking killed it.

He murdered it. And because people are so fascinated with British accents, we're so amazed. Even when these British people aren't funny, we just think, and then, really? Yeah. It's like this.

Can you believe this? Obama? Really? You believe in God? It's like this. Yeah. So how about this? Fuck off.

Really? You are an incredible impressionist. You do incredible impressions that no one does. I don't even want to be known for that. No, you're not. No one calls you an impressionist, but you do incredible impressions. They're not bad. Yeah.

They're great. How much work do you put into it? Not a lot. Like, I mcdonald what yeah i knew norm how well do you know i'm fucked with me hard because norm i remember i would catch norm it would be either bearded drunk norm whoa you know or be or shaved because he's a handsome guy yeah he was a handsome shaved very handsome sober norm yeah or i'd get a shaved drunk norm or shaved or gained a little weight yeah because he was always in and out yeah no and then i remember one time i was at the laugh factory come upstairs he goes god man man man

wow you're awesome on stage man he's like yeah listen uh you ever done snl i go i go now i say you ever done it like he wouldn't have heard about it yeah you've ever done snl man all the voices and all your voice that was fucking awesome and i go i go now i got rejected by snl three times really oh yeah man i i auditioned we got to talk about this yeah oh yeah i auditioned we'll tell this over but we want to hear snl next okay yeah he goes yeah yeah you should do snl it's maybe he's trying out uh yeah and i go uh i um i tried they just kind of rejected me he goes uh fuck him he goes they hate me yeah they hate me mbc yeah they fucking hate me yeah he's that's what he said but man you're telling to keep it up yeah he oh he fucked with me hard michael richards

fuck with me hard whoa man i got stories michael richards would run remember when he snapped i heard you heckled him remember when he snapped remember when he snapped did the n words do we remember but i've seen that i've seen i think everyone remembers but i saw that that's what got me to comedy before he did that i saw him i heard he walks into canceled anonymous meetings like kramer i saw him do that to an old lady i was i was hosted at the laugh factory because i tapped on her yeah i i was hosted the laugh factory and this is when i was by coastal and um you were by i i i went i i he was on stage he gets on i bring him up ladies oh michael richard and people losing their shit because it's fucking kramer sure and. And he gets on stage doing that shit for like five minutes.

Everybody's like this. They're looking at him like, alright, motherfucker. And he runs into like the wall. He's like, whoa, whoa. Yeah. Everyone's like, get to the fucking joke. Because the applause was huge. And then they were like, alright, now.

That's the one thing I love about comedy. It's the equal joke. Yes. Because the applause was huge. And then they were like, all right, now. That's the one thing I love about comedy is the equalizer. Yes. Comedy becomes the celebrity. It's like, okay, great. Now, can you do the art form we're here for? Exactly. Well, he was a brilliant comic actor, but it doesn't necessarily translate to stand-up. Yeah, he was on a show called Fridays.

I remember that. Yeah, Fridays was a sketch comedy thing on ABC. And then he went into fucking seinfeld yeah yeah so and and he's in uhf too the weird out yeah yeah and then stand up man that's why i stand up that's why i'd love it i go stand up is so wonderful that it's going to filter the fuckers that aren't doing it right they're going it's going to get you tony wood said they the joke gods are going to get you, shall we?

The joke gods are going to get you. Another underrated guy. He'd be a good guest too because he'll put him back with us. Oh, yeah. You need to bring him on here. Bring him. I got his number.

He's fantastic. I love Tony. And so he's on there doing some weird shit and this old lady goes, you were better. You're funnier on Seinfeld. He goes,

you fucking bitch. You fucking, oh yeah, he snapped. Fucking losing his shit and he leaves. He just walks off. Yeah.

Walks off and they're like, God, you gotta come back in. You gotta come back in. I go, what the fuck happened? Wow.

He just fucking snapped and all you see is the mic just dangling, shaking. I go, give it up for Mr. Mike. They should bring back Seinfeld, but this time Kramer's got an anger problem. Right.

And Jerry's like, you gotta stop saying the N-word. You gotta stop. Little did Michael Richards know that old lady put a hex on him. Right, right, right. Years later. And what's funny is I was with Mike a week before he did the N-word rant. Sure. That was like the first taste of what has kind of come to be known as cancel culture.

Yeah, yeah. I was there. I was with this type of cancel culture. Of course. Yeah. And I was with him a week before he snapped. And then CNN called me. And I went on the Anderson Cooper show

but Anderson Cooper was on, he was on assignment. It was John Roberts who's on Fox now and he interviewed me and I was, it was me and him and I was on,

see, I've always wanted to be on a CNN desk and I was interviewing me about what do you think, why, Is Cooper cool? I never,

I didn't mean Cooper, it was John Roberts who was taking his spot. I meet cooper it was john roberts was taking his spot i wish i was hoping it was him i thought you meant you were doing a cooper interview on his job it was anderson cooper show but john was taking his place because he was on assignment wow i was like fuck but john roberts is pretty well known and so i was like he goes so what did you think about that i said i mean he snapped i've seen him snap on other people like that. He's called people cunts and all that. And he did that for shock value.

He's a really strange dude. He's really. Because when I would talk to him one time, he was sitting on the stairs. You know the stairs at the Laugh Factory? And I come around. He goes, hey, hey, I want to talk to you, man. I love your stage presence, man. Yeah.

Wow. Oh, man, it's fucking great. I was like, thanks, man. I'm talking to him, but it was weird. Yeah, yeah. He's an odd guy. He's an odd motherfucker. He is.

So he doesn't know how to handle the stand-up world. He fucked up, but I know he's not going around hating black people. Right. No, no, no. A lot of these guys, I think it's a money grab you have the fame from elsewhere and your agents are like you can make a lot of money doing stand-up build an act sure but they don't really have the tools to do it so they don't have the humility to fail in this way they failed as actors of course i mean like no one can question his greatness as an actor but yeah it's a different type of failure

and you need humility and you have to have humility every day you got a bomb every show is different even though you know oh these jokes kill we don't know until you get on stage you really don't know until you go what's up everybody you don't know it's a risk every time it's a risk every time but you're like but i'm good enough where i've my my percentages it's, it's not really probability. Probability happens with these fucking bums that think they can just get up there and I'll just get drunk. Just fucking do it. There's a formula to this shit, motherfucker. There's a real formula because you've tested it all over the world.

And you go, I'm going to do this joke. Damn, it hit. There's a real fucking formula. The magic of stand-up too is you can have the words, the cadence the cadence the rhythm but it might not work in this room for some reason and you have to figure out why it's amazing it's a weird thing years you put in it you can go okay that didn't work watch me do this yes i've seen that you ever seen that you're you ever been on stage you go oh my god i'm experienced i actually did the joke didn't work but i was able to do that i called an audible fuck i was it does feel good i get surprised sometimes when

like a riff will work and then you're like oh yeah i've been doing this every night for a long i mean you finally got it it's muscle memory it's like you ever watching like walt frazier call game and a player's off he's like he's aiming his shot you're like yeah you're thinking about it just trust the repetition yeah trust the muscle memory yes you're gonna make it work if you just go it's even if you're even if you're bombing a couple riffs you're gonna get him eventually but that's from doing reps reps and you know in other communities what you have tips go on a lot that's it it's no magic trick no go on a lot a lot a lot you go fuck damn they're yo wow if i didn't have the reps i wouldn't have known what to do right with that it's like when i was in martial arts i did martial arts for 10 years out

here i did hop keto 10 years that's the steven seagal shit right that's almost it's a it's a cousin to steven seagal shit it's like all like grabbing wrists, bone breaking, all that shit. You can fight. You're in great shape. Listen. He can fight. No. Come on.

You're dressed like an out-of-work ninja. There's no way you can't fight. I've seen you kick. I've seen you move. You're in great shape. You're ripped. He shops at a store called Under Siege. And he's dressed like we're in a fucking cop movie together. You fuck everybody up you good yeah come on pick it up pick it up yeah

you gotta teach me your move yeah i i'd never tire those buddy cop movies i don't know me neither there's something about them like the two guys who can't get along yeah like whether it be rush hour or 48 hours as long as it's it's something about them like the two guys who can't get along like whether it be rush hour or 48 hours as long as it's it's all about the execution of the people in it

it's all about the people in it like Jeremy Piven he's been doing he's he's in the comedy world he calls me all the time he goes God

need some help gotta pick your brain it's so great that he calls you God and he's from Chicago Chicago guy too he's a theater guy from Chicago his mom created theater in Chicago and he's you god and he's from chicago yeah chicago guy too his theater guy from chicago his mom created theater in chicago and he's like this uh and i as soon as he became a comic i

became his friend yeah yeah he's like bro you got to do some cigars man gotta pick your brain you know and he's a really great actor yeah he's incredible yeah stand up he's getting there sure but it's like it's hard to start once you're famous it takes years i give him props for even doing this shit he's well don't you think he's making insane money on the road isn't that yeah they pack it up i give you props but also you know you're you're it's a it is a money grab too right comedy that's what i love about comedy because comedy shows up and goes you you didn't put your time in. Sure. And I'm going to let people know you haven't.

Yep. But he's acting like a comedian. Okay. He's such a good actor. He's acting like a comedian. It's not intrinsic yet. Interesting. It's more surfacy right now. Right, right.

It's like when an actor plays a comedian in a movie and you're like, I know you're a good actor. I know Dustin Hoffman's a brilliant actor. You're still an actor. You're still an yeah when he did lenny i um i did a uh indie film one time is elijah wood so i'm hanging out with elijah wood giving him tips it was in la it was i had a comic in it he's a comedian in it how many movies do they can make about like just cast a comic i don't know why they don't just play fucking we can play this is how much they're jealous of comedians they won't even let you play a comedian i'm telling you wow they're that jealous that they well i heard

do it because i heard they can feel the what it's like yeah there's rumors of marlon wayans playing prior though i've heard that forever is that to happen? I don't know if that's going to happen. I heard that, too. I think he would be good, actually, because- It's going to be Lenny Henry, I think. He's a British- No, the black people are playing us now. It's a-

Yeah, Idris Elba plays- Yeah, all black British people. Snowfall, black dude's British. Oh, really? Yeah, he's British. I was watching his interview. I love Idris Elba. I heard the new Western is great. I liked it. I liked it.

Is it good? Dion Cole's in it? It's very stylized, very Tarantino-esque. Idris Elba is... I mean, I love Luther. I think he's awesome. Yeah, he's awesome. But he plays American accents. Well, on The Office, he was hilarious. I mean, that's the thing, too. He gets comedy, too. He's subtle.

He gets it. Snowfall, snowfall. Didn't he used to work at the Dora Caroline's, Idris Elba? He did. What? Yeah, that's the thing too. He gets comedy too. He's subtle. He gets it. Snowfall, snowfall. Didn't he used to work at the door of Caroline's Idris Elba? He did. What? Yeah, he was tearing tickets. Is that right?

Yeah. Get out. That guy's too hot to be tearing tickets. And he was a DJ. I heard he's a great guy. I never met him. I've seen him from afar,

but I never met the guy. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, they're going to do a guy named Sir Lenny Henry. I guess he's he's a famous comedian guy and can i go to ire we got a photo they're considering him to do

richard prior which is that lenny henry this guy right here they want him to be richard prior i heard mike epps was in the running mike epps was supposed to be because mike called me to help him with inflections to help him with the prior voice yeah because i could do prior that's a game change you get that role that's a game change you have to do it right though you really do for sure you don't want to i mean i mean look what jamie foxx did with ray i mean that's like murdered ray like jamie foxx is a fucking great actor. He nailed it. Like perfect. Because he's a pianist, also trained. He can play piano so well. It's so annoyingly talented, that guy.

He's so good. Yeah, he's got it all. Prior, prior, that's going to be a, you got to really come with the fucking, there's layers to that shit. Because Nick Cannon wanted to do it. There's too many Jews on set. You can't focus you can't have you can't have a not good stand-up play prior you can have an actor you can have a bad stand-up but you gotta get

good point you got to get out you motherfuckers is crazy jack i don't give a fuck god damn is any casting people watching this shit that was dead on it's like you have to have the yeah man and i'm i'm just saying niggas niggas are fucked up man that you gotta wow it has to be levels has anybody seen you know you got to be able to and there's the breathing that's some funny shit this is good wow that's incredible mike called me because i thought he was about to do it and he said i mean i need like a voice, like a coach. Like, can you help me out? Because you can do them.

And I said, I was like, you got to pay me, motherfucker. I'm joking. But yeah. Even the hand movement is perfect. And then it went away. I don't know what's going on with it. Because the wife, the one wife, his wife that he married, he had eight different wives.

Yeah, the one with the short hair. Yeah, she's like hardcore i think jennifer she's like really kind of kind of guarding the fucking property right so it's kind of tough so i don't know it's going back and forth different people are trying to play them i don't know so much goes into these decisions but i mean there's a lot of fuck shit that goes on a lot of egos i think of course well they did a pull it up matt they did a sam kinnison movie and the and it looked it looked rough i mean i'm sure you could find the same i don't know if it got any play but there was a trailer for the sam kinnison guy matt matt are you there i was just watching sam kinnison like his first letterman appearance

oh it's unreal great i mean talk about a game changer. He goes into the crowd, like everything you'd never seen before. He broke the fourth wall. Yeah. And that's that preaching he had. That's him. No, that's not it. That's the real him.

He's like a dog. That's really him. I was like, that's really good. No, that would be good. Chris Rock says he changed the format of stand-up. Really? He really did. He really did.

He was very conversational. His fucking, his long jackets is terrible just terrible yeah yeah it looks like hell two two funny things about him one preacher yes who was in a car accident religious family fucked his head up became a stand-up rosanne was just like a housewife got into a car accident started doing stand-up wow it's something weird about that knock something off or knocked something back in. Really? Exactly. That's crazy.

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Oh, there it is. Hold on. Let's see who it is. Oh, wow it is. Hold on. Let's see who it is. Oh, wow. That's pretty good. That's not bad. Whoa. Awesome.

That's pretty damn good. Good screen. This was fantastic. Way better than I remembered it. Yeah. Who is that? What actor is that? From Balls of Fury.

Oh, really? That is amazing. That's pretty actually impressive. He nailed that screen. That was fantastic. Good for him. Damn. I remember not being nearly that good. Is that coming out? That's pretty actually impressive. He nailed that screen. Good for him. I remember not being nearly that good. Is that coming out? That's very good.

No, that was years ago. That was millions ago. Oh, wow. What is it? Dan Fogler. Dan Fogler. Well done, Fogler. He is good.

He is good. Also, what about the guy that's doing the Robin Williams? What? There's some dude. I didn't know about that. God, can they let the fucking corpse get fucking cold before they do these movies? Yeah, right? Same birthday, Robin Williams, July 21st.

Did you know Robin well? Oh, yeah. I did shows with him. He came to the cellar a few times. I met him at the cellar once. We chatted for a long time, and he couldn't have been cooler. That 98 photo that you see in the cellar, I was there. Whoa.

I think I was hosting that day. Yep. Who were those? Any of those legends that were like, was Bernie Mac really cool to you as a young awesome he took me under his wing man i have i have a i have a there's a thing mit bernie mack had a hbo show called midnight mac before all this other shit in chicago where he had his band he had a band um and he had his macaronis his dancers and he you know that's what he did in his open mic shows he had a band he would bring us up me deon cole cory hulka all of us wow and and um i did a sketch with him it's on youtube i did a

sketch with bernie i'm 24 yeah and bernie was like you know he was like god i want you to do a sketch you know i want you to do a sketch because you want you to do a sketch because you talk real proper and shit. And this sketch is a motherfucking agent. Wow. I'm going to come to the hallway. You're going to meet me at the motherfucking bar and do that. You talk real proper and shit. And I'm going to need that motherfucking, you know,

put on college shit. That's incredible. So I was like, all right. And I think you look up Midnight Mac. I think it should be Midnight Mac. Maybe you'll – I think it should be Midnight Mac. Is that it? He doesn't have a ton of specials, but if you want to see quintessential Bernie Mac murdering,

he's got the last set in Kings of Comedy. You know, it's D.L. Hughley, Steve Harvey, whatever. But he murders that thing. It's an incredible set. Him and Steve Harvey were rivals. Oh, really? They didn't like each other? murders that thing yeah it's an incredible set him and steve harvey have um were rival oh really they didn't like each other they didn't like each other um because it was like they were fighting because bernie um steve harvey couldn't follow um bernie of course so he had to host because bernie was murdering and they were like, I know GQ Magazine interviewed Bernie saying,

yo, I heard you got you, I heard you're, are you upset at Steve Harvey? Are you upset at him? He goes, he's not good enough to make me upset. He said that shit. Because Steve hated on him so much. There's, do you know Anthony? Oh, God. With Steve, do you know Steve Harvey at all or no yes I know Steve

Chicago Chicago no he's Cleveland but he but he always came through Chicago okay I would see him at this we had a club called was he good was he a good dude to you he was cool he actually because I was in a comedy team for a year it was Godfrey and Alexander a guy I was with big tall dude and he was fucking up because he would he didn't because a duo was hard a guy I was with, big, tall dude. And he was fucking up because he didn't – because a duo is hard. Yeah. And I was writing all the sketches. And then I was in the hallway and I was pissed off and Steve came out. Steve was like, yo, what's up?

What's up? What you mad about? I was like, I'm just my partner. He's not remembering his lines. He's always up there drunk and shit. And I remember he goes – Steve goes, how much money you getting? I i was like i'm getting about we're getting like a hundred bucks as i first started he goes you tired of splitting that shit yeah he's like cut his ass wow i got a photo with steve that day when he told me this wow yeah steve yeah and then i opened that's when i opened up for

jim carrey what yeah yeah yeah yeah this is too much gold here i'm sorry 1995 I opened up for Jim Carrey. What? Wait a minute. Yeah, yeah. We're talking too much. This is too much gold here. I'm sorry. 1995, I opened up for Jim Carrey at Illinois Institute of Technology because my friend was an engineer and she was running the student activity. She goes, you want to open up for Jim Carrey? I said, are you fucking kidding me? It's one of my favorites. Jim Carrey is a big influence on me.

I mean, that's after Dumb and Dumber, The Mad. This is 95. This was like, yeah. And it was like he was really coming, he was starting to get really big, and I opened up for him, I have a photo with him, and we were in a basement. It was me, him, and Harlan Williams.

Harlan Williams is great. I love that guy. And Harlan still remembers me from that day, and I go, that's how I became good friends with him. And I remember he was the nicest dude. I remember his managers asked me, hey man, you're a big Jim Carrey fan. I say, fuck yeah. He goes, just trying to make sure that your style is not the same.

He said, I go, nah, I'm totally not. I go, he's but a big influence on me. He goes, we just want to check because we don't want same shit. And I respected that. Because we want to make sure everybody's doing it. That's why Harlan's so different than Jim. Right. Even though they're both Canadian. I go, no, I don't i don't so i i kind of just kind of underappreciated he really is i

think he's a really funny guy he's really hey scooting what's your name oh what's your name oh okay that's cool are you from outer space all right i love it he's fantastic yeah man but anthony griffin is that that's anthony griffin okay what did jim say to you do you I love it. He's fantastic. Yeah, man. Anthony Griffin. That's Anthony Griffin. Okay. What did Jim say to you? Do you remember any of the conversations? No, he was just talking about what he's doing next and stuff. And, you know, like how long he's been doing it.

If I remember, he was just really, it was just me and him. Wow. The basement, man. I got a photo with him. Got it. Just me and him. Oh, yeah. Here it is. Yep.

Keep moving towards the end. Moving towards the end. And we can't play I'm scared of you motherfuckers? Oh, yeah. Here it is. Yep. Keep moving towards the end. Moving towards the end. We can't play I'm scared of you motherfuckers. No, no. We can't do that. But it's so funny. It's so good. I think...

Keep going. What year do you think we're in here? This has got a couple million views over here. You know what? Maybe some other time i'll show you that because if i look at my phone i i always because you know on youtube it marks your stuff down when you're looking at stuff yeah videos let me see if i can get this real quick all right all right mac watch this man i didn't even know he had a show on HBO. How did I miss that? It was like a few episodes and then it, yeah, it's Midnight Mac with Bernie Mac part one. Part one and it's at, hold on.

Oh, shit. He knows a huge Bernie Mac fan. It's at 2529. 2529. Right there, here I am. Whoa, play this. Where? That's me on the right. Oh, 29. 25, 29. Right there. Here I am. Whoa. Where? That's me on the right.

Oh, Jesus. The hair. Turn it the other way. How nervous were you? He said, I want you to be real corny and shit. Wow. That's what he, yeah. That's my proof of I know Bernie.

That's amazing. Yeah, Bernie really was really nice to me. He took me under his wing and shit like that. Legend. You know who loves Bernie Mac? Se to me. He took me under his wing and shit like that. Legend. You know who loves Bernie Mac? Seinfeld. It's one of his favorite comics. He won't shut up about Bernie Mac.

Really? Loves Bernie Mac. Wow. And Seinfeld, I'm a comedian. That's right. I'm in two scenes, man. I've seen that a million times. You go, well, you got enough.

He's like, I'm going to do the road now. Yeah, you got enough. Yeah, Seinfeld saw me do, what did you see me do this was the funniest shit when i was came back i came back from egypt and i was did this whole thing about uh whether i should ride a camel or ride a horse because they give you a choice at the pyramids oh yeah they say you want a horse or the camel and i was like shit in the camel i'm doing all this shit about the camel and he had seen me. And then he goes, hey.

And then I see him some weeks later, and he goes, hey, man, I've been wanting to talk to you for a minute. So we sit and we talk at the olive tree for like an hour. He's giving me advice. Oh, yeah. And Jim Norton is looking at me like this. Ugh. I hate you.

He was jealous. He was like this. I hate you. He was jealous. He was like this. I hate you. Look at you. What are you? Obi-Wan Kenobi. He just kept saying, you bug me. Look at you, your eager face. He just kept sitting back there and I'm watching him going.

I love it. Yeah, but that's, yeah, that's, I got a lot of fucking stories, man. It's like, once you stay around, you know, you guys are collecting. You're collecting stories. Yeah, you know Jay Leno, Sandler. I met, yeah, I don't know him. I don't know him, but I met him. Sandler, my story with Sandler is when he came, was doing comedy again,

and we were at the comic strip. The comic strip was dope. And he was. What happened to the comic strip, man? It got. It was dope. It was to the comic strip, man? It was dope. It was dope as fuck. It got corny. Me and Papa were comic strip guys.

I love Tom Papa, dude. Me, Papa, Judah Friedland. We were all uptown dudes. Yeah. Before I, it was Boston Comic Club. But that lineup, you, Judah, and Tom Papa, that lineup. That's killer, man. Yeah, it was me, Papa.

That's old school. Yeah, it was all of us. And Maceo. It was was all of us and Maceo it was just all I remember Maceo he had funny shit killer and Lucian was alive

boy Lucian was mean as fuck but it was all of us Burr it was all of us down there I saw Burr

at the comic strip when I was in high school I went to his show it was like Burr, Kevin Brennan Maceo Burr, Brennan yeah it was all of us

it's a great show and so i don't know richie tinkin who was a nice guy i knew you know richie tinkin yeah i knew him before his voice was when he had a regular voice yeah tinkin and lucian and that was when it was cool man and then i don't know what the fuck happened thank you it's either i don't know if it's managed i don't know something changed one day you gotta care so much to keep a comedy club you have to care you have to keep it's a culture you can't be distant from it you have to be really in it and you really have to see that's why sd is and they're so hands-on right but that's what keeps it decent yes even though

there has leaked there's been some whack shit leaking into the cellar. Oh yeah. But, but it's still, it's still, it's still a good club. It's still good shit. Yeah.

There's still good. Even with issues, it's the best club. It's still the best club because of the hands on. Yeah. See, if, if Manny were there,

Liz is so on. Liz is so on shit too. And you need that. You need that kind of, you need on shit. Liz is more passionate about it. Noam is so on shit too. And you need that. You need that kind of, you need that shit. You need it. Because when Manny was here, alive. Manny, you've seen the photo of Manny? Yep. Noam's dad? Oh, fuck.

That dude didn't play. He was funny as shit. Noam is scary because Noam sounds like his father at times. Right. It's scary. Noam will be joking. I go, you're doing exactly like your father. He literally is his dad. Noam really, really cares.

No, he is a fuckhole. It's really, and he's a good man. He's a good man. I remember when the New York Times did that story on him, and they tried to peg him and stuff, and I was like, man. Yeah, it sucks. You don't know how good a dude this is. He's really a good dude.

He has his things where you're like, fucking Norm. Every person has their things. Everybody does. You're running a business, first of all. He is a good man. He's a very good dude. And he does right by the staff and by the comics. Yes, he pays the most.

And that's hard to do. Well, you like, his father ain't there. His pops didn't give a fuck how you felt. I remember his father would do this. If someone's on stage, him and Esty was speaking in Hebrew. They'd be like, and then Manny would go like this to me. Get the fucking cane. And you're like, get him off.

Whoa. Manny was funny, though. He had jokes. One line, Manny was fucking funny. Well, they said he would hold court. It was a Colin, Patrice, Apollo, and he was holding court. Do, they said he would hold court. Was it Colin, Patrice, DiPaolo? And he was holding court. Do you miss that time at the Cellar?

Yes. Do you miss like Patrice and Geraldo? Yes, Geraldo, Patrice, Burr, Voss. It was all of us, just all of us ripping on each other. Artie, Ian Edwards, Dina. It was all of us ripping each other to shreds. Yeah. Dogging each other. Jim Norton.

I mean, we'd be talking about politics and race and we'd be talking about real shit. Yeah. Because Geraldo was brilliant. He's a Harvard lawyer. Brilliant. Brilliant. Everybody was... Judah has a degree in film from NYU. So does

Attell. So does... I mean, I have a degree in psychology. I was, and we all, everybody could talk, you know? And he would bring politicians. We had politicians. Professional talkers. Right.

Yes, he would bring politicians. Manny brought politicians to the table. I mean, like famous motherfuckers came to the table to talk to us. And he would take us to the Martin Luther King celebration. He was part of the core. He was part of the the manny's uh noam's dad was on the the board of the martin luther king foundation so we would go i met hank aaron lord bush yeah did hank aaron have the biggest hands

ever man hank was like how you doing i was like god damn all right all right p man fucking legend yeah so baseball is really like we've lost something great and i don't mean to sound like old america here but like baseball was so big and it's kind of it's lost a little bit well corporate it's corporate now and people don't stick and it's like football nobody sticks with their teams everybody goes where the money is which i don't blame them because football- But football, NFL is horribly run. It's horribly run. It's like no different than boxing.

It's just, but you go for the money, which I don't blame. I like Gruden. No, but when they, here's when you know the NFL really fucked up. They're literally

giving these players CTE. And I liked them too. Shit. That hurt, man. But you're giving these players CTE. You're killing them. They're getting blackouts.

There's no long-term health coverage. And then you're fucking getting mad at them for doing end zone dances. Like, are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. They're dancing. It's silly. What if he just got his CTE results? Oh, shit.

I'm cleared. No memory loss. But the table was this bastion of thoughts and provoking and all that. And now it's so weird. Like, I said cunt at the table and somebody goes, whoa, watch the language. I'm like. Oh, we got to go. And it's not even like a PC thing or like whatever or offended thing.

It's like, what are you doing? We're talking. You're trying to talk about my wife. Yeah, exactly. And it's fucked up because what we used to do too man i man what we used to do too is like we'd go down like say vos goes down on stage and we'd all come down and stand in a doorway and wait for him to do some whack shit we go nah or we'd walk past to the bathroom and upon purpose to keep distracting keith would go maggie does that to me maggie still maggie does to me all the time well he'll see me on stage

and he'll keep doing this he'll do this he'll give me middle fingers yeah he kept us sharp we dogged each other we'd be like oh and when when norton would be like oh colin your cancer legs i'm sick of your cancer why are you crossing those cancer legs, you piece of shit? And Colin would be like, I'm finished. I'm fucking finished. It was great. It was great. It was almost like a ball team.

It was like a squad. We would disagree and shit would get heated. I remember, man, I remember this shit. 9-11. When 9-11 happened happened they had opened up after about a week they started opening we started doing shows

for the workers you know I did a theater where all the workers they were dusted they had the dust on them still we had to do shows

yeah man we had to do shows and I remember it was me Marin Chris Rock DePaulo how was this said

I gave it a ground zero. It was pretty bad. Corey Ellie. We all did a show, and I remember Mitch Fatel. Mitch Fatel went on stage and was doing his little boy shit. You know how he goes, oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. That shit.

And we were at the table, and we went upstairs, and we're at the table, and Mitch Fatel comes on stage and goes, hey, what's up the table. And we went upstairs. And we're at the table. And Mitch Fatale comes on stage and goes, hey, what's up, guys? And Mitch is cool. I'm like, hey, what's up? And Nick goes, really? That's what the fuck you doing on stage? Acting like a little fucking kid when people are fucking dead bodies and da-da-da-da?

Wow. What the fuck's wrong with you? He just snaps on him. He goes, I don't. The Apollo just blacks out on him. Wow. I go, I'm like, what the fuck's wrong with he just snaps on him he goes i don't apologize yeah blacks out wow i go i'm like what the he goes he goes dude this there's you know we got bombed right did you know that you have any jokes on that you're not even fucking talking he goes i don't need to talk about that i'm not i'm giving he's going the escapist right i was like man i was like yo nick leave it there

that's what he does man the fuck you talk about that guy it was still fucking he goes he goes what the fuck was that he's like yeah he was like it's bullshit you know you're fucking grown man he just gets he just snaps yeah yeah that's happened before stuff like that happens every once in a while yeah you know what i mean yeah yeah it was uh yeah it was harsher i remember arty lang sat down like two years ago at the club before COVID, and he was like, what are you doing? You guys are like complimenting each other. This is weird.

Yeah, yeah, and it's like I don't like sitting at those tables really, depending on who it is. It's like you're afraid. I don't know who's going to take shit for. Right. Yeah, we used to shit on you. Like Patrice would be waiting like job of the hut he'd be sitting waiting and you'd see the waitress chain to his leg and he'd be sitting and you'd walk in

and he's just you're about to get you got to get fucked up i know and he'd be like yeah what the fuck are you wearing you know right and we but that's what we did well you kept each other in check now we talk about safe spaces and all that shit i'm like i'm scared of you i'm scared of you ratting me out or tweeting or whatever like you're scary yeah i'm just gonna say a offensive word or a joke yeah it's sad that's and that's what that's why a lot of the comedy for the ones that are all pc it's weak weak shit well it's important to have like i'm not saying that like we all need to be careless but like it's nice it's offensive it's nice having anything goes table yeah it's nice to have like

one place you know you can kind of just say anything you can take risks that are that are never malicious but are you know that might walk a line of indecency. Yes. There's something exciting about that. Right. Even in a prohibition-type vibe that exists. Yes. If we lose it everywhere, if we lose it even at a comedy club, then it's just lost.

Yes. It's lost. Exactly. It's not fun. And people say, how is this affecting you on stage? I go, what? I'm like, I haven't changed shit. Same here.

I'm not calling people the F word. I'm still doing those jokes. But I'm, and it's nothing wrong with, okay, you know what? Instead of there, I'll tweak it and go here. That's cool, but I'm not losing the integrity of the joke. I'm going in. Exactly. I'm going in.

I did LGBT shit all day this weekend i was doing lgbi's like i have this joke where i go the lgbtq they're bored they're bored because gay my gay friends gay people like to be noticed let's be real the culture is very it's flashy it's very flashy it's very very like, hey, I'm here. Right. We know. Look at Miran. Yes. Kigani.

Rhinestone. Yes. Sequence. I love that. That shit makes me laugh. Yeah, it's great. We love Miran. They don't like.

He's so fun, that guy. And the fact that they're being normalized, now that you got your rights, now you're being normalized. No one cares now. That's pissing them off. Interesting. So they go, let's go fuck. That's pissing them off. Interesting. So they go, let's go fuck with them. Part of their identity was to stand out. So they're like, we used to be like, oh, now let's go fuck with pronouns.

We're bored. So I talk about that. And it's working. But I'm like, you guys are bored. I'm not dogging the LGBT. I'm saying you guys, it was kind of better before because you guys were fire. When you guys came, we knew you were here. We loved it.

You were loud. Now, no one gives a shit. Right. And now you're upset. Like, damn, this is not cool. We're not normal. That's a funny angle. I like it.

And it's also not even, you're kind of criticizing from within. You're not saying, I don't like you. You're saying, here's a funny observation. Right. I mean, that's it, right? If they want to be normalized, okay, we should be able to make fun of you now. Yeah. Aha.

Yes. You're welcome to society. Right, right. But you got to make up your mind, your special interest when you get to the fucking comedy club, but then you want to be normalized outside. That's not how it works. Can't have it both ways. We get jokes from normalized society.

Right. That's what we get. We get jokes from the society right we get we get jokes from the life we live yeah so you if you want to be treated like human beings i should be able to joke about you from a good place but there's a lot of funny shit in the gay community because gay people make fun of it yes when when it's a form of welcoming right when uh miran goes yes bitch yes yo suck a dick and it's hilarious great can you do can you do me and normand can you do impressions of us i did i did one oh i only go pick it up pick it up that's all i do right pick it up pick it up hey pick it up you know that and

yours was i did one i was like oh there's a girl I went out with. A girl I was dating. Oh, yeah. That's good. Yeah, I couldn't believe it. Sounds a little more subtle. Yeah, I can do you on the mic, I think. Yeah.

Yeah, so. Hold on, you got to ruin your posture. I went on a date with this girl. She wanted me to pay the bill. That's pretty good. That wanted me to pay the bill. That's pretty good. Not bad. Not bad. I might tell.

Oh, there. Greatest. Greatest. He's like boogling. Oh, there. Oh, here's the black man. I saw a guy lie to tell once, and he goes, oh, really? And the guy's like, oh.

He's like, this is what John Mayer's going on next. Oh, he laid me. time to wrap it up is there anything funny when natal goes that route what's it is natal used to do this man this used to have me he's so fucking brilliant he goes he goes hey give it up for arty fuqua right he'll go right after moish that is i mean the best funniest dude my favorite you want to joke bombs he goes we'll be right back you know what i love what he does whatever city he's in he does that like fake copland he goes ann arbor michigan you guys know how to party am? He goes, you know what the funnest thing about Ohio is packing up and getting the fuck out of there.

And I love when he bombs, he goes, I better turn this up to funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. He goes, I need quick laughs, quick laughs. Monkey pussy, monkey pussy, monkey pussy. Are there any other big comics you can do? Shit, George Wallace oh yeah

they're like that's a stupid Guffrey I just want to tell you Guffrey man I really enjoy you're very talented boy

wow that's dead on a lot of stupid things a lot of stupid people I hate stupid people

yeah can you do Cosby later years alright so I'm free and I'm going to find a bitch to lock me up so my Netflix special is going

to be called wow that's great how about can you do Quinn Colin Quinn he's tough Jay Moore can do a pretty good Quinn not bad but I always be like

I'm finished excuse me we don't need you to explain that to us he's like you know we he's like you don't rape little girls listen i don't need you to grab me in the middle of a mall wow okay we i think we get what rape means i'm fucking finished jesus i mean, just, you know. How about the guy who's going to challenge you to a fight in a karate tournament?

Can he do that? Oh, we do this thing. This makes me laugh when he does this. I don't know why he loves this shit. He just does the 80s bully

so well. He's like this. Next time, you're fucking dead. Meet me at the, woo! And he does moves. Woo!

Yo, calm down, dragon. Woo, man. Wait for the fucking mall. His leg is still up. Yo, calm down, dragon. Wait for the fucking mall. His leg is still up there, buddy. I don't know why this makes him laugh. It's fucking amazing. That's right.

The 80s bully is perfect. He goes, dragons, move. He got the girl like, yeah. Yo, I heard you were talking to my girl. Listen, bro. One more time. You're cruising for a bruise put him in a body bag like come on just leave him alone yo shut your mouth

dragon smooth oh that's great but quinn said it best about stand-up you mentioned this earlier comedy is the closest thing to justice like you put jack nicholson on stage he's beloved he's got the sunglasses everybody loves him but after three minutes you're like all right buddy you gotta make us laugh done done that's what i like even with the insta i don't know how you all feel about the instagram comedian when when i see people go comedian that title yeah comedy needs That title. Yeah. Comedy needs to be like the armed forces. It really does. Fuck yeah, man. I'm like- Like Branches, Barbie, Amy.

Yeah, the green room is an example. I've come into green rooms where there's a comic. I go, who are you? Oh, I'm a local comic. I go, are you on the show? No. Why are you in the green room? Oh, yeah.

That's pretty ballsy. Why are you fucking in the green room? That's ballsy. That's not your weekend. I don't give a fuck who you i don't care if you won uh uh oh kansas city's greatest funniest fuck out of here man yeah there's no there's no pecking order you have to have a peck it should be like the armed forces if you're a cadet you don't talk to a private you don't talk to a general a certain way. Oh, interesting. It should be like, hey, man. Unless they talk to you.

What? Unless they talk to you. Right. It's like if I say, hey, you know, that's how we did it. Right. Bernie was like, you do five minutes, you get the fuck off stage. That's it. Yeah.

I had a lot more fear. You stand by the bar. You don't walk into the fucking green room because you did five minutes. Yeah, that is weird. I think I had i think i had more we had a lot of fear mark oh yeah we definitely yeah i think i think there there's a lacking of that uh there's an entitlement now there needs it's entitlement because and that's just how i feel like rap music it's just a lot of bums on a microphone yeah there's a lot of them women and

men and there's a lot of foreigners that because hey i'm from tibet i'm going to be a comedian get the fuck out of here you know what i mean i'm tibetan and then some dude named yeah that's a special get the fuck out of here but you can't even blame them because they go on tiktok or whatever and they make a million views but the the art form is hard man yes and it takes years it's hard man i'm a funny dude you guys are probably naturally funny like me i was a funny naturally funny guy but the craft i said whoa whoa it's a different thing there's the craft motherfucker how do i take this raw shit and technolize it and make it technical? How do I, boom, and not just- Well, the way you're funny to your friends

is different than the way you're funny to a room full of strangers. You have to hone that. You have to hone it to where you look like you're funny to your friends again. There you go, to strangers. You know what I mean? You want to just be like, yo, man, you just up there.

I go, I'm just up there. This is thousands of hours of just- Yes, trial and error, trial and error and error trial and error it's no different than martial arts i remember when we would do martial arts at the beginning you're doing all these dumb ass punches and shit hundreds of them right you're like what the fuck is this for five ten years later you're like you're like and you're like oh right it's automatic oh it made oh i see what a comedy it's like limb dick pussy yeah yeah oh yeah cobra kai but it's automatic. Oh, I see why. But in comedy, it's like limb dick, pussy. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Cobra Kai. But it's fundamentals. It's like I watch MMA, and they just look like they're fucking throwing up, but it's all technique. It's years of that technique, years of that way they grab. They have to do that over and over and over. Even if you watch SportsCenter, you're like, that's a skill they acquired. They're making this look easy.

So you think you could just be like, next, coming up. That's a skill. Yes, yes. Catching the football, throwing the football, the basketball, the shots,

the going on. You know how many times they've done that? Didn't Kyrie Irving put English on a ball? Yeah. That goes in because he practiced that. He practiced that. He spit it for him

the way it hits off the Tim Duncan when he would do that bass line off the back I loved him it was nasty I love Tim Duncan so much it's done thousands of times and comedy to me is a sport

it's physical you gotta get up there you gotta show up to practice it's no different than sports you're a sports guy we're sports people you have to get up there you got to show up to practice it's no different than sports you're a sports guy we're sports people you have to show up some of these motherfuckers think they're magical yeah like they're just gonna get lucky because they're just so quirky and just smarter than the fuck i didn't write any jokes but i put on this sweater and i feel pretty good about it right i don't know it takes a lot of effort to be effortless yeah it's real shit and it's like It takes a lot of effort to be effortless.

Yeah, it's real shit. And it's like, and like I said, I don't know every comment. I don't care. But that never changes the fundamental. And I remember I was having a conversation with Sam Jay. And she was getting her, she was drinking a couple drinks. She likes to put them back. And she was like, she goes, I'm telling you, Godfrey, watch. There's going to be a comedian.

Watch. And that may be not our generation that's going to be able to skip the fundamental process. Uh-uh. That ain't going to change. Nobody's going to skip. I think she's right. I mean, like, with all of you. No, no, no.

As far as being good at comedy, I didn't say. Fame-wise, they'll skip. But not skill-wise. I'm not talking about. Right. Skill-wise. I'm not talking about getting on a TV show. But that's the difference in sports.

A fucking five-year-old can get on a TV show. There's no basketball player where you're like, he's good on TikTok, so we're going to sign him with a 10-day contract. She said that they're going to be able to skip levels because of, I said. Well, they won't skip levels. They just won't be good.

I mean, that's. But she said they're going to be good. You do have to put the work in. She said they're going to be good without the hours. I go, Sam, it's not going to happen. gonna happen it's not gonna happen i'm telling you and i'm telling you um i was a funny guy before this shit i was funny just a funny motherfucker but i had to work hard to get an act i had to work your road dog and you're also a dude when i go to clubs and i'm not blowing smoke up your ass here but like that's but you're doing that when i play clubs i will the staff will be

like he did a different hour every show and i'm like fuck him you make us look bad the waitress is like oh we had godfrey last week he juggled three chairs like what the fuck i can't do that i'm just doing if i ever juggle you know i've given up no i'm just kidding but you know it's always three different hours. He talked about the city for 20 minutes. I'm like, oh, shit, I got one line on the city. I'm like, San Francisco, falling off. I'm like, shit, nothing.

A lot of hobos engaged. All right, now into my prepared material. So I'll date this girl. Let's go to this dating this girl show. I tell you, good crowd. Good t-shirt really seems to fit. I tell you, good crowd. But yeah, you want to tell.

Every time I go to a club, we had Godfrey last week, different hour every time, new jokes every night, fucked with the host, fucked with the crowd, fucked with the city. You're like, God damn. Yeah, I just, I mean, what I do, you know, what I do, one of the things I do in comedy shit with cities, I go, I Google when they were established. Ooh.

That's my thing. A little trick. I do, like, Baltimore is the best because I'll do Baltimore. What club do you do in Baltimore? I do, I do Magoobies. I'm back to Magoobies again. Timonium. Right, Timonium.

But now I do the Comedy Factory, which I did for like eight years. It's urban, very black. And I, but I do this joke where I go, Baltimore, say 80% black, but named after a white man with a cape. It's like, Lord Baltimore. And everyone's like, yeah, that's true, man. I said, imagine if he came back

to see what happened to his city. And they fucking die. And he says, and he says, sire, Sire, you have to come back. Look at your city. What do you mean? And he's like, oh, my God. Oh, black people are going up. See, you built a whole little world out of that.

What just happened? And then people are like, yo, man, who the fuck are you? Coming on after Game of Thrones. What do you mean? And there's just ways just to come at different angles. I mean, sometimes Google, Google the city, Google some shit. For sure. They fucking, when you do that, they go, oh shit.

You put a little effort into the show. Put a little effort. Make it a little special. It goes a long way, man. What are your favorite cities to play other than like New York, Chicago? You know what's weird? I like, because if you're funny, it don't matter. Yeah. What is it to you? Cities are like, I just like being here. I love Houston. Houston. You know what's weird? I like, because if you're funny, it don't matter. Yeah.

What is it to you? Cities are like, I just like being here. I love Houston. Yeah, Houston's great. I love Texas cities. I love doing Texas. Me too.

Texas, they- Dallas and Austin are pretty great. I love San Antonio. San Antonio's great. Texas loves performances. They're not too Southern and they're not,

it's not too hickish and it's kind of a mixture of international and that Southern feel. Houston has got all the Vietnamese now. Very diverse. Very neutral. And a lot of stuff has come out of Texas which people don't understand. Whole Foods

started in Austin. Whoa. Austin, Texas started Whole Foods. The Wilson Brothers. Jamie Foxx. Jamie Foxx. And also fucking Six Flags. It was Texas. A lot of stuff started in Texas, which you think, what? Yeah. Didn't start in New York.

Yeah, yeah. A lot of stuff started in Texas. So Texas is a very strange. My sister lives in Dallas. She's been in Dallas 20 years. My nephew goes to U of T. My other nephew, his brother's going to Texas Tech. And my niece is going to probably go to a Texas college, too.

Well, JFK ended in Texas. But we're going to get away. Brassy Noel. You know what I mean? I've been to that museum, actually. And I was like, I don't think he shot him from there. Nah, the book depository. That's bullshit.

I think it's bullshit. Because I was like, how the fuck he get? Anyway, how the fuck his head go back like that i think it was in the car bro interesting i think it was from the car or something because it was just it was just i mean it's a very it's mysterious but i was looking and i go that just didn't look right i just didn't look what a weird president to just be banging like hot actress chicks They were mad. Can you picture Biden banging Emma Stone? It's fucking weird. He'd be fucking Betty White or something. To him, that's still young.

My Biden's not too bad. Folks, listen, folks, folks, we have to- Marilyn Monroe? But listen, he was banging Monroe. Yeah. That was Joe DiMaggio's woman. That was DiMaggio's girl. You don't fuck with a Yankee Clipper, baby.

Go Yankees. DiMaggio was probably linked up. And I got a story about DiMaggio. Ooh. Yeah, he's probably mafia. People love DiMaggio. Yeah, Italian. He's Italian.

Dude, he was the Clipper, dude. The fucking dude. Greatest hitter of all time. Boom. It's him and Ted Williams. And then he pissed off Frank Sinatra when he he won illinois he needed chicago illinois he needed that state and sam g and connor was like hey i can get you that but you got to do me this favor uh kennedy he told joe kennedy you got to do me this favor

got it you got to tell robert to stay the fuck off the mafia. Because he was the DA. Right. He said, keep him off us, man. And he goes, we're going to do that. Don't worry. Just get us Illinois. That'll help us win this presidency. So the mafia hooked him up, got him the fucking presidency, got him Illinois, which he needed. And then Joe goes, fuck those fucking, fuck those guidos.

We're out. Damn. So he had a lot of shit against him so this is a mob hit i think i i but but if you watch the documentaries go man he pissed this person he fucking maryland rowe there was a lot i think there was a lot of enemies and that's what i'm saying he was trying to be race relations and that wasn't popular relations and i think l i think lyndon baines johnson had some shit to do with it too it's so weird to have a

like celebrity I mean he was kind of the first celebrity president and Obama was kind of the second one it's weird to see Obama

Clinton was cool Clinton was cool too Clinton was like a cool motherfucker he's on Arsenio Hall with the sex but Obama doing a podcast

with Bruce Springsteen Obama having I just want to see that like this you know sometimes Obama I just want to see that like this. You know, sometimes Obama... I just, I understand what you're saying. Wow. This guy's doing the whole podcast.

I'm a real big fan of your music. I really... Wow. I think that Born in the USA, that's a great song. Wow. It's like, well, I appreciate you. You know what I mean?

Sometimes, you know, Obama, I think your presidency is pretty damn good. Okay, what about if Trump started a podcast with Ted Nugent? Cat scratch fever. Very good, very good. But I really don't need you on my podcast. You're not that great. I think Ted ACDC way better than you.

Angus Young, better guitarist. How has Trump not starting a podcast? Oh, God, it'd be huge. 1-2-1-2, I'm here. Very good podcast. The best podcast. I'll be doing it once a month because I'm not a loser. So this is going to be a great podcast.

In fact, I can't wait to have guests. I don't like Trump. I would listen to the podcast. I would listen to it in a heartbeat. I just want to hear him do ads. You got to get sheath. Sheath underwear. She's like this.

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Very good underwear. Very good underwear. Woo. Boy, this is rolling. Where are you going to be? You got any dates coming up? When is this showing? Probably coming out...

Two weeks? Two weeks. Damn! Sorry, we do one a week. When are you doing it? I'm not going to tell them about this date this week. In two weeks? What would that be?

What date would that be? Can I have an estimate? The start of December? No way. The beginning of December? Yeah. Oh, maybe. Wait. No, you're right two a week into december so the 10th jesus okay cleveland improv december 10th you guys probably do hilarities yeah yeah december we hung out one time remember we went to the hall of fame together we did that fun, right? I had so much fun with you. December 10th through the 12th, Cleveland Improv.

Classic. December 10th through the 12th. Go see them, folks. Cleveland Improv. That's in the flats over there. I love Cleveland, man. Cleveland's cool, man. I got love for Cleveland.

I have love for Cleveland. They're a hardcore city. They're hardcore. They love their teams. They love their teams. They love their Chinese food, and they fucking... The food and they fucking the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is incredible and Superman was created

in Cleveland really yeah the other writer was it Crum who was it who was the writer Paul Giamatti played him

oh Harry Crum Paul Giamatti played him American Splendor you know oh wow Judah Freelander was in that Judah's incredible that's right

yeah yeah Cleveland Superman because they have a Superman little museum at the airport. Right. You can see the creation of Superman. Underrated town, Cleveland. Underrated town, man. Anyone else coming up? Oh, yeah.

I got Minnesota. Minnesota House of Comedy for New Year's on December 30th. Oh, there you go. House of Comedy for New Year's on December 30th to January 2nd. House of Comedy in the Mall of America, which is a house of comedy. Great, great franchise. Rick Bronson. Tammy Bronson. Kick-ass franchise.

Oh, Albany, New York. I got the funny bone in Albany, New York. I like that room. They do a good job there. It's boring as fucking all hell, but love that i love the shows december 17th and 18th albany new york bitches and my podcast which sam has done god free we trust i gotta do it it's cool man i like it it's with the gas digital network with the jay oakerson this motherfucker we love we love it holy shit oh yeah wow

he doesn't rock fingerless gloves but he's right right right wow man god damn yeah i'm gonna rock those fingerless gloves does jay okerson know about this dude no i don't think so i don't think they do you think they really look alike jay goes, if you say we're brothers, that's weird. It's kind of weird. But anyway, yeah, in Godfrey We Trust on the Gas Digital Network, you guys should subscribe to it, promo code Godfrey, get a week for free. And also, I got my little reward for having over 100,000 subscribers on YouTube. I got my little plaque. Hey, nice.

They give you a plaque. And if you're on YouTube, just type it in God. Hey, nice. The little, they give you a plaque. What? You know, and if you're on YouTube, just type it in Godfrey We Trust and press the subscribe button. He's great on it, man. Godfrey, we love him.

I mean, we're grateful to have him on the pod. No, man, this is cool. You're only our third guest. We were like, we tried, and we tried to get you sooner.

So, you know. Man, this is, you gotta be a regular on here. We love you. Yeah, please. I would love to. Yeah, please. I would love to come every couple weeks. Or whatever.

How you guys do it, I don't know. Hell yeah. We'll have you back. How's your podcast doing? It's growing. It's pretty new and it's still popping. Yeah, it's popping, right? Things are all right. Can't complain.

People, you can feel it when you go on. Oh, yeah. You'll get some drunk people at the shows going, oh, we might be drunk. Godfrey, do Pacinoino do norm mcdonald's man yeah it's gonna be a lot of that i'll be a miami improv uh addison improv magubies uh salmon comedy club in richmond virginia uh sacramento punchline more common samuel.com slash nice what are. What do you do in Miami? Miami's, I think, this weekend, December. Good luck. That's a tough room.

Is it? Oh, is it Miami? It's just a bunch of hot, spicy Latina whores. Oh, my God. And they are into comedy. It's the 9th to 11th of December. And they're not? Yeah, they're just like, they're all dolled up.

They're like, wait, this is boring. I got Gary Vito with me. You need to pay attention to me. Yeah, it's a lot of that. Fuck. But you'll get a great view of cle to pay attention to me. Yeah, it's a lot of that. But you'll get a great view of cleavage from the stage. Yeah. Milwaukee Improv, Atlanta Buckhead Theater,

Charlotte Comedy Zone, Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle, Kansas City Improv. Yes. And some other stuff, marknormancomedy.com. Check it out. Oh, yeah, Instagram, Comedian Godfrey. There you go. Comedian Godfrey on Instagram. And and guys come to our shows man yes you want real comedy fucking pound for pound real joke

writing see these motherfuckers they do it for real it's real talk like thank you stop stop stop seeing these popular whack motherfuckers see the popular good ones there you go popular whack shit stop go see real motherfucking comedy. Yes. Yeah, I love this shirt too, the Carlin shirt. Oh, man. Hell yeah.

One of my favorites, George Carlin. Dude, it was great to have you on. Thank you. It was a fun app, and this is a classic. Hell yeah. All right. Keep drinking.

Thanks, guys. Praise Allah. Later. Later. Later. Thank you.