We Might Be Drunk - Gaten Matarazzo & Sean Giambrone - Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

Episode Date: March 30, 2026

Mark and Sam are joined by Sean Giambrone and Gaten Matarazzo to talk child stardom, weird auditions, old movies, and their new comedy Pizza Movie. They kick things off with Netflix Top 10 celebrations, comedy grind stories, and the chaos of St. Patrick’s Day in NYC before diving into fame at a young age, social media pressure, why Gen Z drinks less, and what actually messes up child actors. Plus Cary Grant deep dives, Star Wars nerd talk, and some all-time pet peeves. Episode Highlights: Recs: Train Dreams, Being There, Where’s Papa Peeves: Bare feet on planes, rude people to servers, sharing towels, dressing up at serious theater shows Bits: Child actor horror stories, Oscar rules rant, Gen Z vs alcohol, serial killer casting ideas Sponsored by: Protect your family with life insurance through Ethos.Get your free quote at https://ethos.com/DRUNK If you’re looking to cut back on booze but still want a social buzz, try Willie’s Remedy+.Get 20% off your first order plus free shipping on orders over $95 at https://drinkwillies.com with code WMBD Start your business with Shopify. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial at https://shopify.com/drunk Eat better without the hassle with Tempo.Get 60% off your first box at https://TempoMeals.com/DRUNK Get 20% off Lucy nicotine pouches.Visit https://lucy.co/DRUNK or find a store near you Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeTo WMBDMerch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #SeanGiambrone #GatenMatarazzo #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #PizzaMovie #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yo. We're here. It's early. Top 10 special on Netflix. We're number six right now. We're hope to keep climbing. You're going to climb, man. Well, WWE Raw is in there.

You can't fuck with Raw. Yeah. Raw. You can fuck Raw. You can fuck Raw. But you can't fuck with Raw. Yes, exactly. But even fucking Raw.

Bad idea. Bad idea, but boy, it feels good. It does feel good. And women like it. That's a... Sometimes it's their idea. I know. That's a misconception.

That's how they get you. When I was single... That's conception, my friend. That's true It's not a baby To get set wait What is it? I don't know

But It's not get political here Mark Every girl was like Just take it off Come on I want to feel you I'm like What are you crazy

But you still do it You ever stay in too long And it shrinks And then the condoms Left in there And you're like Can you get pregnant that way? Probably

I don't know Ask Drake Hot sauce But yeah That's a good question I've never had that Wow I drop it in like a drug deal

Damn Take it in there with you Yeah, you're sprinkling crack. No. You left it like an old shirt in a living room. Holy, holy. Sometimes it got strong clam muscles. That's true.

Get it out now. Clam muscle. Oh, yeah, we got a young guest coming. Everybody's buzzing about who the guest was. I love it. Oh, about the canceled episode? Yeah, it's all over Reddit. First off, let's say no to a few names because I've gotten some messages being like,

can you at least get me out of the woods here? So it's not Derek Stroop. No. No. And it's not dusty sleigh. No, it's not a real comic, honestly. It's not like a traditional comic. Yeah, there you go.

There you go. That's a good way to put it. Yeah. Yeah, he's not big. You probably don't even know him, to be honest. He's big. Yeah, I guess, but I didn't know him before we had him on. Yeah.

I'd heard of him, I guess, but I didn't really know of him. Were there any other names they threw out there that we should... I heard Regan was one. It's not. Regan's been on. He's been on, yeah. Iglesius, we recorded with him. coming out. That's coming out. Good app. It was fun. You'll never get it in a million years,

but it's fun to people live. It's red meat in the water. They love this shit. They love it. So keep guessing, quiffs, you'll never get it. You're feeling good, though, to be in the top 10 right now? Feeling good. I was getting nervous. I was like, oh, God, you know, everybody's in the top, you know, everybody got in the top 10. So, but yeah, I'm just, I'm gassed all the sets at night. Shea, she's coming out today. Did Seth Myers yesterday? Oh, how was it? Oh, it was so great. He's the man. is a breeze. Well, he also is a joke guy, so he just gets jokes.

So he just sets you up. Totally, totally. We had a great time. The studio audience was white hot, and I followed like a Hollywood or a Broadway actor, snooze fest. Really? So I got to come in and throw some heat. Well, we're going to have some detective work to see who that is, too.

She was very nice, but it's not exactly, you know, slinging the zingers. So, but yeah, he's the coolest guy. He came in, you know, he comes in the green room. I'm with the wife and everybody, and he's like, like, hey, what's up, everybody? And he left, and she goes, man, he's charming. He's so cool. He's so cool.

You wonder why these guys get these positions. I went on a date with a woman once, and he put in a good word for me. I found out later, she goes, I know Seth Myers, and I was like, is this guy cool? And he was like, yeah, he's cool. And I was like, Seth for the assist, dude. What a guy. Yeah, dude. What a mensch.

Good dude. I was like, I always was a fan, not even put me over the top. I was like, Seth is cool. Yeah. But, yeah, he's a joke guy. He gets it. He is great jokes. Great jokes.

I'd talk about seeing him at the beacon. He was really flattered and he was super complimentary. He's like, you have a joke every 10 seconds. What the hell are you doing with your life? So we were, we bonded. I did Zach Lowe's live show. It was like a basketball podcast. 1,100 people at the Paramount in Brooklyn.

Wow. All dudes. Wow. They cut my favorite joke, I told. Oh, what is that? They get nervous because I brought up Stephen A. Smith and everyone booed. And I was like, yeah, because like he's a Knicks fan, but like we don't claim him.

him as a Knicks fan. Like, Knicks fans claim Stephen A the way Jews claim Epstein. That's a great joke. A applause break. Wow. They cut it. Why would you cut that? Is it because Epstein or Stephen A?

The people upstairs. Got it. Which I don't even know. I'm getting sick of hearing about the people upstairs. Yeah. Who are these people? Who are these humorless people upstairs? Right.

Because everybody says that the Jews. But I feel like the Jews would like that joke. Although I'll tell you a story actually once. I did a show. I interviewed a basketball player. say his name. I interviewed a player once, and they said, don't mention you're a Jew. And I was like, I wasn't going to, but this is a weird intro. Yeah. What is Spike Lee out there? What the hell? It was a player. Okay. Because there is that Israeli player. Denny Obdia. Yeah, yeah.

He's an All-Star this year. He's falling out, man. I'm telling you, things have gone haywire. Whites are in the Jews. Whites are killed in the WNBA. Michael Jordan is doing NASCAR. Everything's topsy-turvy. Jordan. Yeah, he's ahead of NASCAR now. He's winning all these cups. Is that real? Yeah, he's killing it in NASCAR. So I'm just saying, everything is flipped and flop. What are you talking about? Look at that. He's not a driver, but he owns a bunch of teams and he's out there on the field. He's the only black guy in a million miles. It's great. He just wants to conquer everything. Mm-hmm. I mean, that was the thing. Like, he had basketball and then it was like, I want to do baseball. And it's like, but you're so good at basketball. I know. Like, you're good at baseball for a normal dude. Yeah. But he couldn't hit a curve.

You had Bo Jackson. He was a... And Dionne Sanders. Oh, that's true. Those are anomalies. Yeah, and there's a few that say that like Iverson could have played like anything. Oh, yeah. Football, could have been a quarterback, could have played baseball.

But you never know. Right, right. Because then Charlie Ward for the Knicks won the Heisman, and he ends up playing point guard for the Knicks. Wow, that's incredible. Crazy. Damn, specimens. Crazy, dude. And you got to get that with little comedy.

You got like a Donald Glover who can rap, do stand-up, act. And he can write the right screenplays. Jamie Fox. Jamie Fox. Jamie Fox is one of those insanely talented dudes. Yeah, yeah. We need a white guy. Who's the talented white guy.

Who can do a lot? Danny Aange. Who? Danny Aange played for the Celtics. And he played in the majors, right? Oh, all right. Danny Foxe, yeah. There we go.

Angie. Yeah. I got you. I got weird. That's unfortunate, like, I can't remember a girl I'm dating's birthday, but I could tell you what fucking Wade Boggs bad in 94. I got a real problem. Well, I meant comedy.

Who's a white guy in comedy who's just all over the map? Like acting. Mateo. Mateo can like draw. He can sing. Oh, that's true. You can do a lot of stuff. That's true, yeah.

Matt, Rive, what are you doing to me here? Can he sing? Maybe. You know who can sing? Danny Jalas. Really? Yeah. Huh.

Yeah, and he can act. Wow. Yeah, I mean, he's talented. My wife made a great point. She was like, how do men know they can sing? Like, how do you find that out? Are you just at home like, oh, the hills are alive? And you go, hey, that sounds pretty good.

Like, how do you find that out? That's interesting. Maybe you're just like... You're singing along to the Led Zeppelin or something? Yeah, what is it? How do you figure that out? Maybe you're just sitting along. Someone's like, you're pretty good.

Yeah, I guess. Yeah, yeah. But I, she makes a great point. I know I can sing. Some people say you can learn, you can learn, like, somewhat to sing. Yeah. But I don't know, dude. I think that's a talent.

And it's just too vulnerable. Hello. I can't be that guy. I would have to do it the way like Shatner, where you like talk sing. That's how you know you can't sing when you're like, oh, is that the store the other day? Right. But you're just talking to music. Kyle Dunnigan had that great joke.

He's like, those old crooners were so manly that they sung with talking. They're like, we're here. Hey, I'm not gay. Oh, hey. She's hot. I can't remember how he said it, but it was funny. They were manly. They were way manlier.

By like crooner standards. Sure, sure. But I don't think Bobby Darren's going to throw down in a bar fight. No, but now it's like cold play. You know, that's a way, that's way too vulnerable for me. They were all yellow. It's just too. It's a little to take your word, quefy.

Yeah, yeah. And I'm not knocking it. Like, that guy's talented. Totally. I like the music, but I just couldn't do it. It's not for us. We can barely do actouts. I can't, yeah.

When I perform on stage too much, there's clips where I see myself where I was told to act out a bit a bit more and I'm like, ugh. I know, I know, same. Oh, shit, the professor. Let's cook it. Sit down, dude.

How is it the guy who lives the closest? This is the latest. 1045 today, buddy. Oh, that's fine. Yeah, 11. Is that 11? He did it. Yeah.

11, 1045 arrival. That's fine. We're just bust your. Yeah, we're just fucking... Bedhead? No. Just giving you shit. What the hell we're just talking?

A little cold play. Oh, I love Coldplay. That was a perfect entrance. I love it. We were trashing them for a while. What don't you like about Coldplay? Well, we're just saying these singers, they're very vulnerable up there that we can't do it. We're too...

They're obviously talented. It's just not my type of music. It's literally what you do for a little. living. You get up in front of people and you... But they're belting it out. We're talking. Those are emotions. Yes. Yes. It's emo. It's like, but it's like pop emo.

Pop emo. Exactly. Like Towns Van Sant is emo, but it's so fucking depressing that I'm like, all right, this guy's going to kill himself. He's allowed to be a little vulnerable. Yeah, yeah. What's his face is emo? If you're going to drink yourself to death, I'll let you cry. Yeah. What's his name? Your main guy. Leonard Cohn?

Cohen. He's got some emo in him. Yeah, but it's so fucking well written. Of course. He's such a good songwriter, and it's like, yeah, he gets a little romantic sometimes, but he's all, you know what I like about Leonard Cohn is he's so self-deprecating. Like, Bob Dylan's breakup songs are so angry. Yes. You know, like, how does it feel, you stupid bitch? Yeah. To be on your own. Whereas, whereas, like, Leonard Cohn is more just like, you know, he's more positive. He's like, ah, I fucked up, you know. It's more like that energy. It's like more. Quinn used to have a joke how every, like, Bob Dylan's song is, like, so fucking angry. Yeah, yeah, no, he's kind of a little bitch about every breakup. Yeah, but, like, Leonard Cohn is definitely like, you know, he's a song about Janice Joplin. You told me again, you preferred handsome men, but for me, you'd make an exception.

That's a great fucking line. Yes. It's Chelsea Hotel. I mean, he's a great writer, so, yeah, it got a little emotional sometimes, but it, like, felt earned. And also he was, like, you know, that guy was like a poet, man. Yeah, totally a poet. And dark, he had a darkness to him. That last album, his first song is like, I'm ready to die.

Jesus Christ, there's 11 more of these on this fucking album? Yeah, put that as the closer. Yeah, it was crazy. Do you ever hear Idiot Wind by Bob Dylan? It's a breakup song for his wife? No. Ooh, I have not. Oh, it's so harsh.

He's like, I can't even touch the books you've read. And he says, anytime you open your mouth is Idiot Win. He's mad. Well, you married her. Wow. What does that say about you? Good point. Also, that's what I call a gleefe.

Idiot Wind. The lady, okay. I mean, what the hell? It's like, yeah, you're so stupid. What about you? It's like, I got a fucking, I got to till death this woman right here. Yeah. Good point.

Good point. Yeah. I don't think he was thinking clearly with a lot of these relationships. Probably, yeah, probably a lot of drugs. Yeah, yeah. I mean, look, Bob Dylan's amazing. I'm a huge man, obviously. But, uh.

Is that Cone? Yes, sir. Wow. He wasn't that bad looking. No, it's all. self-deprecating. Yeah. It's not a bad looking guy.

Great out of here. Yeah. Yeah, and he's tall, right? I don't think so. Oh, I thought he was like a super tall guy. I bet he's exactly your height. What are you? That's tall.

He's not six-three. Leonard Cohen. If he's six-three, I'll be shocked. Montreal guy. Montreal, dude. Nice. Five-nine. Wow.

There's no way. Wow. I thought he was tall. I don't know why. He seems tall. I get maybe it's the hat. Did a thing where he's like, if I make it to 80, I'm going to start smoking cigarettes again. And he did.

Really? I love that. But he didn't last long after that. He didn't think he felt on a flight of stairs or something. Oh, gosh. Okay, okay. Yeah. Speaking of Chelsea Hotel, after Seth Myers, I went and got a steak dinner at the Chelsea Hotel.

It just felt very New York. Damn. The food there is great, right? Great bar over there. That's a cool spot. Good hang, couches everywhere. So we did that. They give you a car at Seth Myers.

So I took the wife down. We got a steak dinner, and I did a set at Gotham. It went home. You couldn't just let the night out there. Couldn't do it. And I made her sit there. while I did the set. I was like, I'll be right back.

The 12 minutes and came back and bombed. It's go from high on the hall. That's why you end on the Gotham night. I know. Before the Gotham night. Yeah, I couldn't do it. No, I'm being more selective with sets because I'm in the process of building back up. But, you know, I've been doing a couple.

Your show was really fun. Oh, yeah. I did. I've done a couple shows. I'm working it back in. The crowd went out. It was nice to hear you get a pop. That was nice.

Yeah. Yeah, your show, man. every Wednesday, come on by. I'll keep coming, dude. It's a hot one. I'd love to keep coming by. Come on by. That was a fun one.

Yeah, Shea comes out today. Doing Rich Eisen. Oh, he's a man. Next week. Yeah, excited about that. You're going to L.A. for an L.A. run. One day in L.A., and I'm doing Harley, Bobby Lee, Santino, Rich Eisen,

and I think Dana Carvey and maybe Adam Ray. She's doing seven podcasts in a day? Well, yeah, I guess a day and a half. That's awful. Taking a red eye. What are you thinking? I don't know. I'm just getting in, getting out.

I got a crazy idea for you. Two days. Well, the kid is going to be neglected. I feel bad. It's all for the kid. Then don't do the Gotham set. Well, he was asleep. And do two days.

He was asleep by then. But yeah, I'm burning at both ends. But once I get on that flight, I'll sleep. How do you function for that many pods in a row? I can't talk that much. Well, either you get way worse or you get better because you're getting like this loopy, I don't give a shit stage kind of sometimes. Damn.

It's like conception or something. You're in like a different, yeah. Yeah, but a different realm. But it's like when you do eight sets in a row, you're like, oh, man, I'm loose. Right. Damn, dude. One too pleased on Netflix right now, crushing. Top 10.

We made the top 10. Thank God. You know what's funny? Seth Myers does, they give you the call, but they're like, what do you want to talk about? And I was like, hey, I want to talk about this, the whiskey, whatever. And they go, how about this? How about, they didn't like any of my ideas? And I was like, how about the guy goes, how about we talk about how you got started?

and what's your writing process and I had to shut the guy down which I've never done in my life where I was like hey hey that's been done to death nobody cares there's a live audience writing process is good if you're on

like fresh air or something like Terry gross it's not good for like a crowd you need stuff to pop in a crowd totally totally so what you shifted to what topics well it was St. Patty's Day so I had a whole Irish chunk

so we talked about that and then talked about the wife was there so I talked about meeting her at a comedy show where she was on a date with a guy, and I snagged her. I bird dogged her, as they say. That's good. That was fun.

I'm St. Patty's Day is fucking rough, man. It really is. And they treat it like Halloween where they go out on the Saturday before. And you're like, ah, these animals. Well, I mean, all we need is any, Cinco to Mayo, St. Patty's Day, New Year. Because they're the amateur drinkers. Right. They're not the real drinkers.

The real drinkers are quiet at the end of the bar. And we do it all year. It's Santa Con. It's another Santhi-A. the con it's that's right it's irish santa con it is yeah it's st patty a con i guess but last time i was taking an uber home i look at the united bar swift yeah it's a good one great irish bar i was at new york comedy club on fourth street so i passed by swift and it was like a renaissance painting there was an ambulance outside two guys were fist fighting a couple was making out one

hoar lady was smoking and then like a guy was pissing in a garbage can it was a it was like a beautiful thing i was like i love new york i'm going home oh when you're need is a Broadway dancer. We got the whole city. That's wild. Yeah. Uh-oh, somebody's here. Get it out. Get it out now. He's farting on a minor. Is that a penalty? He's not a minor. Oh, he's not? How old is he? Oh, there we go. Man, my gauge is way off. Yeah, you might want to get that checked. They're getting trouble here. That's a bad gauge to be off. My needles are like this. She was 42, Your Honor. This year 13.

Boy, you watching Train Dreams? No, is it good? Watching. It's on a TV show. Well, it's on Netflix. It gets it season two at Train Dreams. It's good? It's so good.

It's like a throwback. It feels like a 70s movie. I love it. He told me as like an old school like Terrence Malick. Yes, yes, exactly. It's heavy. It's emotional. It's slow and painful.

I like that guy. I like that actor. He's great. Joe Edgerton, that's his name? He carries it. He's a good actor. It's incredible. Incredible.

I didn't see it. Did you watch the Oscars at all? I didn't. You know, I was at the Knicks game that night, but you know, I think our predictions were like kind of close, right? Yeah. Yeah. And also Michael B. Jordan, he's fucking great.

Like, I got no issue. Played two guys. I like that thing they did with him in the crowd where there was like a bunch. He was all the seat fillers with Michael B. That was fun. That was fun. Conan's great. It's a tight room. Very tough.

His tone is so good, though. His tone is not preachy. It's just like, let's have fun. Silly. We made good movies. in this room it's it's a good vibe it's sharp but not mean yeah it was it was pretty fun man yeah I dug it the opening with him in the makeup as the weapons lady was brilliant and I love the Ted Sarando's joke it's your first time in the

theater that was great that was great that was great man yeah I love Conan Conan's the best and uh Timothy Shalamu got waxed I mean he got nothing I you know what's fucking great well he's two nominees right the best actor and best picture he's the producer, but the Shalomay shit where they're just like Timothy Sholome you know, he made fun of ballet. It's like, dude, we started another war.

The government's protecting petos. I'm seeing headlines like, does Shalame deserve a path to redemption? I'm going to go with, yeah. It's the lightest cancel of all. We got Epstein's Island. We got all this shit going on. And we're like, uh, opera. You should on the opera. And I respect if you

are in the ballet or opera, especially ballet because that's like transitory that career. you only get a few years, right? What, do you retire? Like 28 for ballet? Got to be. But at the same time, you know, because you're doing it for the money. I mean, you're not doing it for the money, rather.

Ballet opera. Yeah, L.A. Because you fucking love it. Yes. Truly love it. So I love that. But also it's like, this is like a Paul Dano-Tarantino situation. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like, you got chat on and everyone's like, what the fuck? Yeah. And it's like, all right, take the W. Yes. This is the most national press the ballet or opera have gotten 100%. Since what, like fucking black swan? Yes.

And that was just of the lesbian angle. And they were hot. They were hot. Yeah. And Aronofsky's good. Yeah, that was a good movie. Good movie. But.

And it was a sexy movie, too. This blew my mind and see if you can find this there, banana shirt. Yes, sir. Uh-oh, who's that? Okay, I thought that was the guest. Did you see what Duolipa? Doja Cat. Doja Cat.

Doja Cat shit on Chalamey Hart. She, like, went at him with the ballet stuff. Oh, really? Yeah. What a doja cat? She was like, fuck this guy, blah, blah, blah. And then a day later, she tweets this long thing. She goes, you know what, I'm not going to lie.

I don't even care about the ballet. I was trying to get clicks. I don't think what Chalemay did was that wrong. I was just trying to get attention and drum up some buzz. I apologize. No one has ever done that in history. That lady deserves a medal. I'm going to see her next concert.

Not a metal. Well, not a metal. Well, people can't even go, I never thought of it that way. Or that's a good point. Like, people can't even retract that much. I like that. You never see it on social media. I'll give you that. But at the same time, I was trying to get clicks. So you're just saying I'm a fame whore. Yes. I don't think that deserves a medal. No, she said. I apologize for trying to be a social justice warrior.

While her tits are out while she's trying to get more clicks. I didn't see the tits, actually. I just thought with the written tweet. Her breasts are just hanging out. I shouldn't have been trying to get attention like that. That was... Like, the years that I spent my adolescence doing ballet, but in no way... Well, we don't have to listen to her. Anyway, so she's like, I've never even gone to a ballet, I've never seen an opera. I don't know what I was doing. I was doing it for social media attention. I just said that's cool. I just respect people who are like, I'm giving my life to something because I truly love it.

And money has nothing to do with it. And that's how the ballet people on the opera. But at the same time, like, who gives a fuck? He may, he missed, either misspoke or he like, you know, whatever. Like, it's right. And he's right. I don't think it cares about the ballet. Like, not no one, but three. No, people care. No, people care. Clearly, people care. Okay. I don't know. I think it was. What is this? Yeah, her mom's a dancer. Timothy Chalamey's mom was a ballet performer on Broadway. So he knows how little people are, it's a niche art form.

It's a niche art form. That's what he's saying. It's niche. But it's been around forever. Of course. You know, I couldn't do it. And to be honest, movies are going down every year. So you're putting that energy out there.

People are talking like movies that way. People already can talk about movies. Yeah, we're like magazine. Movies are magazines. They might be out soon, which is a sad state of affairs. I hope that's not the case. I think theaters, I should say. Movies will be around forever.

That's a bummer. Of course. But I'm part of the problem. I don't go to the theaters that much anymore. I don't either. It's like WNBA. We all bitch about the sales, but then no one's going. By the way, Madigan.

I go to WMBA games. I support the WMBA and the theater. I'll go to the theater sometimes. The weapons actress, I'm sorry guys. The weapons actress was nominated in 86 and then won in 2026, marking the longest time anyone's been nominated to when they won. Hey, and Ed Harris's lady. How about that couple?

That's a powerhouse couple right there. Ed Harris is fucking cool, dude. Great actor, good face. Pollock. Dude, what's it? The Gone Baby Gone? Oh, yeah. He's awesome in that one.

He's intent. Truman Show. The Rock. Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. Yes, welcome to the Rock. He's fucking cool. History of violence. Oh, yeah, great.

A small role, but pretty great in it. Have you ever seen State of Grace? I started. I got to go back to it. It's beautiful. Damn, I got to go back to it. It's great, yeah. Sean Pan and that was in the mood. Sometimes you just got on the right mood.

Yeah. My mom is into bald guys, so she was always drooled over him. Him and Patrick Stewart. Patrick Stewart. She loves engaged. She's just looking her being a Star Trek. Oh, my God. Oh, Captain Picard.

Love Picard. Big Picard fan. Our guest is about to ask for this episode to be withdrawn. He's here, I think. Never again. We're not withdrawn. They're promoting these guests. These guests are promoting

A new movie Like it looks like a fun throwback movie American High Is that it? It's called pizza movie Pizza movie Yeah What the hell

Do you do any research on our guests? I just got the trailer Pizza movie That's the one Thank God we talked On Hulu Yeah it looks really good actually It looks fun

I watched the trailer It looks like an old school Like Harold and Kumar type Oh great I love that Yeah. Just saying with the Doja Cat thing, I thought it was cool that Did you see that Neil Brennan post where he's like, liberals, stop yelling at other liberals. And I felt like that's what this was.

Like, let her apologize. No, I hear that. I hear that. And yeah, Neil got attacked for that. Neil got attacked. Yeah, again. Which I thought was fun. But, yeah, but it just shows it would have bubble the Oscars are.

It is funny when people try to like throw an olive branch. And like, let's all try. And they're like, fuck you. I know. This is the problem. Exactly. Exactly, exactly. And Neil's also one of those comics who's actually really good at, you know, threading the needle.

Yes. Like, sure, you know he's liberal, but he can appeal to both sides. Totally. Good jokes. Yeah. Yeah. So I salute you, Doja. I've never heard of you.

I don't know anything about your music. What's like a Doja song? I'm going to the next concert. Can we play a quick? Are we going to get? Sure. Oh, okay. They're actors.

Weird. It'll be great. Yeah. We'll make them feel. right at home. It'll be good up. But you make a good point. The Oscars are such a bubble that it's like, we got all this crazy shit going on. And the worst thing in the world for them is Timothy Chalemay, not liking ballet.

Yeah, and I saw someone say, like, they voted before he said that stuff, so he would have lost anyway. Okay. He's a young guy. He'll win his Oscar. Wow, is that her? Man, I'm a boomer. All right, well, I'll rub one out to this later because I like the outfit. I've heard of this song

Well, she's doing a old Dionne Warwick song Okay, I hate her already But I like her attitude I like the first part I like the part before she came in That was pretty cool Basilio doge

I'm more of a bodega cat guy But I like that she retracted Good for her You don't see that anymore Everyone's so worked up I mean I know I think you know what

Part of me is like They need With all this horrible shit on, they need a small thing to be mad at. Of course. It's like when Trump first got elected and everyone was just going after like every guy. Right. And we can't take him out.

Right. We can take down Kevin Spacey. Great point. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it's like having like, not comparing what Shalema did to Spacey either. But I'm just comparing like, okay, this is the target we can hit for a minute. Sam Harris calls it the near enemy.

You go after the near enemy. And near enemy is easier. Yes. Big guy. Unless it's the Middle East, then the near enemy is a little more complicated. That's true. Yeah. But we have killed the big guy over there a few times.

They keep bringing new Ayatollahs. This is like a really dark sign felt right here. Yeah. The big guy got killed. Kramer comes in, ooh, you're not going to believe what happened. Another Ayatola. Ayatollah is a funny word. Supreme Leader, Jerry.

The gay Ayatollah? The gay Ayatollah. Guyatola. I love the gay Ayatola. He's going to throw himself off his own roof. Somebody had a funny tweet about he's going to go to heaven and see all the virgins. He's like, they're all women.

I know. That was a good one. I was like, damn, how do we miss that one? That's a good one. Wait, you said something about the Oscar, Shalomey. I lost it, damn it. Oh, God.

John Penn won the Oscar, too. No show. No show. Oh, I like that. That was a loaded category. I feel like everyone was good in that one. Yeah. Because if that went to like Stellen Scarsguard, he was great, Benicio was great. Great. Delroy Lindo was great. They were all great.

Yeah. I love Delroy. He's always good. Dude. I remember what I was going to say. One battle, I won, but I love that the right and the left both hate one battle. They both found a way to hate it. I'm like, that's a movie. That's where you want to be at. And I love PCA. Remove the politics. It's just well made. It's just fun. It's a fun. It's a riveting. It's just a fun movie. The acting is amazing. The characters are.

It's not his best movie, but you never win for your best movie. You never do. Like The Departed's great. It's not Scorsese's best movie. Of course. Not even top five. But yeah, probably not. But it's close.

It is a fun movie. It's fun. For rewatchable, it's top five. That's true. But it's not as like in terms of like art is top five probably. Well, Bill Marge had a whole rant on Oscar is so wrong. And it was pretty good about how they keep getting it wrong with the movie. It's like Departed.

He had a bunch of other examples of people who got it for this, but not that. Like, what did DiCaprio get it for? The Revenant. Well, Revenant was good. It was good, but it's not his best. I think he's better in, like, the Aviator. Yeah, Aviator. I think he's better in Wolf of Wall Street.

And maybe even a Gilbert Grape. Maybe even Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I also just found out that every time a director... They're better movies. Every time a director won their best first best director award, like Scorsese, like Tarantino. What's that? Nolan and Tarantino is all Decaprio, right? Yes, they had DeCaprio as their lead.

Oh. It's like being on a championship team and not getting finals MVP, but it's like, but you're clearly a big party. There you go. You know? Wait, what did the Tarantino win? For Hollywood. Yeah. That was a good one.

Best pick? I think so. No way. I think we're talking about best director. Oh, okay. Wow. Good for him. It might have won best pick.

No? I feel like these days are kind of given it to the same. Best pick. Because if it's the best pick, it'd probably have the best director, right? Yeah. Well, sadly, train dreams didn't have enough... Did you read the requirements to win an Oscar? No.

It's pretty wild. Our movie's fucked. We're not winning an Oscar. I mean, we weren't anyway, but it's crazy. Like, you've got to have a disability in a main role or whatever. Oh, it's crazy. I'll walk with a limp. Yeah, there you go.

Just limping around everywhere. Like, why am I? Just let me cook, dude. Let me cook. I'm in a wheelchair. Woo! Oh, dang it cats. It's flying off the shelves.

Yeah. I need more whiskey. Oh, my God. Yeah, we'll give everybody in the movie a list. But you got to have like a gay guy and a person of color, whatever it is, a marginalized group. It's crazy. We should make a movie where we just hit everyone. Oh, that's fun.

I'm just butt-fucking you out of nowhere. Yeah, I won't. And then we're not gay. No, no. We're just like, no, we just got to get, we got to hit every apartment. Pacific Islander. I mean, this is hard to cast. This isn't real.

No, it's just real. This is the Oscar website. You have to... To all these movies had this? You have to... To win. To win. To win.

To be nominated for best picture you need. So what about a movie like Castaway? Didn't that get nominated? This is like the last four years. Oh yeah. It's kept up. In the last three or four years. That's wild.

That's just one thing you have to do. You can't fuck with art. What are you doing? This is what's going to happen is people are going to make another studio. 20% should have LGBT. 30% of the actors. That'd be, well, have you just made a movie where like all the extras are gay? Oh, that's not bad.

And you're just hanging out and they're just all behind you like clearly get. You're just going to a gay bar. We're fucking banging out here. Everyone's in full leather and chaps. Creative leadership needs to be women. Racial, ethnic groups, LBGTQ. This is so hard to do to shoehorn that all in and weave it all in. And look, diversity is great.

Of course. As long as it's not forced. Of course. It's just weird when you're like, you have to like get out a fucking clipboard to do it. Exactly. That's when it gets a little weird to me. You have to have a spreadsheet of all the. the right races and stuff.

And it gets weirdly racist. You're like, oh, we got a, she's not black or she's not brown, whatever. And then you put one in because you want to win an Oscar, it's all strange. Diversity mandates are weird. Like it's weird when it just happens. Well, we all love, you know, menace to society, Friday, you know, boys in the hood. But you weren't like. Paid in full.

I dug it. Yeah, it's great. That was a fun one. Just watched that one recently. Not a lot of Asians and boys in the hood. You know, we can do this all day. you know, but it's just... There's something menace to society.

That's true. That's true. That's true. But I'm just saying, like, it's weird to... You write a movie. It's brilliant. But then you have to go back and... Yeah, well, it won't be our problem. Someone else will...

If we make another movie and we're going for an Oscar, we'll get someone else to do it. Like, you do the clipboard shit. Yeah. But are you familiar with Thomas Edison? He started a movie place in Edison, New Jersey. He had all these rules because it was his invention. So he's like, you got to make a movie like this.

And people said, fuck that. A bunch of Jews went to California, and they started their own studios, and that's Hollywood. So I'm just saying if you implement these rules... Is that true? Yes, that's true. That's wild. You implement the rules, someone's going to go, fuck it, I'm going over here now, and then that's going to blow up. Because any time you put rules on art, you're fucked.

Look out for the Daily Wire Oscars in a few years. Oh, that's coming. Kid Rock hosting that shit. Also, to add on to that thing, they started shooting outdoors more, and in Edison, New Jersey, you can only do it, like, seven months out of the year. And, it's 12 months out of the year. So that's why it became... It bumps me out that you can't shoot shit in, like, New York or California. anymore really they just made it so hard yeah it's too expensive we talked about this a lot

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Gambroney. Interesting. Nice. But Jimbroni's like the Italian way. Sure. Nice. Paisan. Yeah, see.

All right. And you're kind of dressed like an Italian too. Yeah, like I'm ready to play a peanut. No, scopa or something. Yeah. This is like one of like the underlings and the Sopranos. Yeah. Right.

I get killed easy early or something. Yeah, you could hook up with Meadow. Back in the early. She wasn't too shabby. The movie looks really good, man. It looks funny, man. I watched a trailer. I can't wait to see this.

It looks like a throwback. Pizza movie on Hulu, April 3rd. Check it out. College is a trip. You guys took it to Sundance. No, no, South by Southwest. South by, sorry. Hey, but it was, yeah, it was a lot of fun.

Cool to do that. Did you get caught up in that airport nonsense? No. I just kept seeing in Austin. It was like, a lot of. Mine back to the parking lock is TSA is out of the loop or whatever. Oh, man, I was hearing about it, but no, I think that happened after we left because we were kind of like an early showing. But that's crazy.

I didn't even see the pictures. Oh, it's wild. That's a whole other topic, but yeah. You mentioned Doja Cat when you came in here? Do you know her stuff? Well, yeah. I'm a fan, and I think she comes from the same, I think she comes from Woodland Hills or something. Oh.

That's where I'm at right now. L.A. Yeah. Got it. So, I don't know, but what were you doing? Well, we were saying she trashed Shalamee and then felt bad and retracted it, which I thought was cool. But I don't know her music at all. But it's a cool move.

Cool move. I think it's kind of unprecedented and I hope there's more of it. Yeah. No one ever says, I was wrong. I screwed up anymore. It's just like guns blazing. I've certainly never dated someone who said that. Yeah, exactly.

Exactly. But you were on the Goldberg's, what, 10 seasons? Yeah. That's wild. Yeah. That is like, so how old were you when you started that show? I was 13 the first episode and then 23 or something in the last. Wow.

The chest air is coming beautiful. I know. This is quite the revealing top. I like it. You're lucky you're a handsome adult because some of those kids start in those shows and they turn in a weird looking adults. Oh, I appreciate it. Haley Joel Osmond got screwed. Hey, hey, hey.

I like Haley. He's a good actor. He's a great actor, but he does, he plays a lot of pedophiles, I've noticed. It's weird to be famous for a kid and then you play a pet of them. Oh, that's true. Oh, snap. Good point. Yeah.

Oh, man, George Siegel. How crazy is that? Legend, dude. Yeah, legend. And like the first day we were, like, the first, on the pilot, we were like filming outside of a hooters and it was just me and him talking. And he made it seem like I was like his peer, even though he's this legend guy, like, top tier. Classy guy. Yeah, big time.

He did a lot of grimy Jews in the 70s and I'm a Jew. and I'm a Jew, so I always appreciated that Jews didn't have to be the stereotype when, like, him and Elliot Gould, like, California Split. That's one of the best, best, like, time. It's, like, one of the best gambling movies ever, I think. Did they ever share any old Hollywood stories with you?

Yeah, there was, like, one about Carrie Grant that he would talk about. Wow. Like, that, they went to, like, a hypnotist. Like, it was, like, a thing, and then they brought Carrie Grant's, like, girlfriend up, and, like, Oh, is he gay?

Oh, was he gay? I think they said he swung both ways. I think he admitted it in his book, didn't he? I know Rock Hudson was gay. I didn't know Gary Grant was by. I think he was by. Oh, there you go. Oh, look at that guy.

Well, those guys, those mobsters in the 40s, like Mickey Cohn and all those gangsters, they would get all the women on tape doing messed up stuff and blackmail them. And he was a guy that got on tape doing stuff. So I think that was how the mob would get. They wanted to be a part of Hollywood so badly with Bugsy and stuff. So I think they really would extort these people. And after they both got married to women, they moved next door to each other and shared a sort of a house. Oh, smart move.

Oh, so I interrupted your story. Sorry. No, heck, I didn't know that. That's really cool. Yeah. So what did he hypnotize him for? It was just like a theater, like a stage show thing. and I think the hypnotist made her reveal something about, like, her underwear or something like that.

And then she got, like, flustered and ran off or something. And Carrie Grant laughed at it or something. And I don't know. I don't remember the specific. Also, Carrie Grant said, like, don't keep Carrie Grant waiting or something. And that was, yeah. He's a diva. Man, how great to be gained.

live next to your lover. Gay guys are so rational. They're like, I don't want to sleep in bed with you, but I want to live next to you. You have your house in my house. It'll be heaven. Yeah, but he was living alive probably. Maybe he liked women, too.

I don't know. I mean, Kerry Grant's, like, all-time great. Oh, he's a, he's almost like when young people don't know how great he is. It's like, dude, he was doing comedy. He was doing, like, what's the one he did, the slapstick one in the 40s? His Girl Friday? No, his Girl Friday's amazing, but I was thinking of arsenic and old like. That's a good one.

How old are you? 25? 26. But he knows his movies. His Girl Friday is great, right? That's a classic. But he's like the precursor of her Clooney, like these Debenair, handsome, cool. Philadelphia story.

Yeah. But then he would do stuff like, you know, notorious to catch a thief. He was so good. Oh, yeah. Wow. How do you know? Everybody 26 is clueless on anything before 1998. Well, you know, my grandma, I live with my known.

and she's 100. Wow. And she loves old movies and stuff. And then my dad's on the older side too. Well, I shouldn't say that for my, my paps. I don't know. But he likes kind of older things too. So like Karen Grant's one of his favorites.

I love it. Boy, you're adorable. I love you actually soaking up too. I feel like not every kid cares. I'll go on dates with women. They're like nothing, nothing like old. I'm like, all right. And the whole movie from the 90s.

She's like, that's old. Oh, my gosh. Crazy. What the hell? Yeah. You both watch the old movies then. Oh, love it. Yeah.

I love old stuff. We grew up when you had to just, whatever it was on, you was on. Sure. You know, so you couldn't force anything and you had to watch like F Troop or something. And I watched it happily. Mr. Ed. I watched all that shit. I just like a good script.

To me, if something holds up 100 years later, that's insane. Like a movie's 80 years old and this holds up, that's insane to me. You know, so yeah, if it's a classic, I'll watch just because I'm curious, you know. I saw Jim. in the cell the other night. He's like, watch a cane mutiny with Bogart and Fred McMurray. And I was like, all right. And I was like, this is pretty damn cool. Yeah.

What's your opinion, though, if they like recreate it now or stuff? It can be like a, what's that movie, the war movie? On the waterfront. On the western front, I mean. No. On the waterfront, it's not a war movie. Sorry about that. It just came out. Oh, shit. It was on Netflix.

It was great. It was a remake of the old one. Oh, I know what you're on the western front or whatever. All quiet on the western front? Yes, that's it. That's it. I didn't see that. It's great.

I think the remake is way better than the old one. So check that out. What do you some of your favorite old ones? Oh, I like George's Where's Papa? I got to see that. I heard it's amazing. That's a great movie. That's all right.

Put that on the reckless for sure. We got to watch that. I heard this is a great movie. Being there. Oh, being there is amazing. That's a great. Classic. Classic.

Oh, my. Classic. Listen to this, kid. I know. You're blowing my mind. Also, the Goldbergs, too, like, with that, all the 80s talk. Yes. Oh, yeah.

And then with George around, they bring up stuff, so then you kind of, like, want to be in the nose you can talk about. It's something that thing. Must be tough. I mean, he's trying to date a lady. Imagine you. You're like, hey, you want to watch the mutiny on the balcony and they're like, what the hell are you talking about, kid? Mutiny on the, I'm out of here. Yeah.

So how'd you get the role? Did you audition? Like, how did you get in the Goldbergs? What was the process? Well, for Goldbergs, I, yeah, auditioned. But it was weird because they were filming on the Monday, and I was auditioning on the Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. So they just really needed someone because they wanted to film.

So I auditioned less than some of the other members because they were kind of desperate. But I went in in person. And I said I was on a business trip. But because I looked like that, the producer was. like that's funny and like that. So then I auditioned for it, got the call back, and then filmed it, filmed the pilot.

But I was actually just in town recording for a cartoon network show I was on it. Oh, cool. Oh, which one? Called Clarence. Oh, my God, you're in Clarence? I was a squarehead guy. No way! My kid loves you. He's lying. He doesn't have a kid. Get in here. Get in here. Get in here. We started

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So we got our second guest. We're talking old movies right now. That's a great time. Give us an old movie you love. Give us an old movie that I love. Yeah. Well, what's what we'll call this? I feel like I'm going to age myself.

Go before 1990. Before 1990. We're talking old here. Well, how old are you? I'm 23. Oh, okay, okay. But I feel like he's an old soul, too. Yeah, I can see that.

I think a little bit. Yeah. The Empire Strikes Back is. All right. All right. That's a 1983. Classic. Yeah, something like that.

81? 80, it says. 80. 80. Oh. That's good. Perfect movie. I'd say the best of the series.

I definitely the best of the series. Avenger the Sith sometimes, though. Ah, get out of here. Yeah, it's an alpha, quiff, come on. I like that that's become, I like that the prequels are getting a little bit of love, but I think the pendulum is swung to an unreasonable amount of love. I don't know if you've been in the Star Wars realm.

I have not. I recommend a dive into it. What's the one where they all die in the network? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which one is that? That was good. Well, he likes the dark one too. Empire St.

I like a dark ending. They're like, oh, they all sacrifice themselves. But that's the thing is that ultimately, but we know what it leads to. So it's such a one, it's such a good payoff there. That was a cool. The other ones I didn't, the other ones were fine. I didn't dislike. You hear the music and a party.

It was like, all right. I'm in. But it's that one was of the new ones to me, the coolest. I think people need to just take a deep breath. Of course. It's going to be okay. Agreed. As far as like this,

disappointing as they can be. These guys got, they gotta watch their mouth because these guys could be in the Star Wars thing. Oh, that's true. That's true. No one's like, we need Mark and Sam and the new, I'm already in one. Really? He's a Jedi. What? You're a Jedi. A Lego Jedi. Oh my God. It doesn't count. It's gonna say. It doesn't

count. It means that I can probably say things without having to. Is that wait, is that one out yet? Yeah, the show's over. Okay. It's Lego Star Wars. I guess so. There's a Lego Star Wars TV show that has two seasons. Wow, that's double nerd. Lego and Star Wars. That's impressive.

Rebuild, there it is, baby. Wow. That's me. Look at that. Yeah, an orange lightsaber. Whoa. So you're in the Star Wars universe. This is incredible. I am technically in the Star Wars universe.

I think very loosely you could say. That is why. Does that help or hurt with the ladies? This is, man, that's hard to say. I don't know. Depends on the lady, I guess. Yeah, my girlfriend giggles at it. Does that mean much? That's good.

That's good. Yeah, it's good. Unless you pull your pants down. I don't want to giggle there. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah. It definitely got like a, it's my weird picture of me. That's interesting.

I don't know. You look kind of hot. Oh, thanks. Yeah, look at that hair. Yeah, look at that. Arms cross. Gee, that's a tough Ewalk right there. That's tough.

I'm not. Look like you're the host of Hell's Kitchen or something. This is wild. Don't cross me, dude. That suflay better not be underdone. That's hell's Kitchenette. So you guys

You're both on hit shows as kids. That's kind of wild. Yeah, it's bizarre. I'd say. What does it like to have a lot of money when you're like 23? What do you spend money on when you're that young? Hookers and blow.

It's just an accelerated process of what I think most people would do later in life. So you moved down to Florida? Yeah, right. Yeah, I live in Fort Lauderdale now. Like golf. Yeah, I was learning golf, too.

You golf? I was going to be. Do you really golf? Well, I was spending time doing it, but I'm not good at it. Put putt, come on. Yeah, a little bit of butt. All right. Like, just driving range, or you go?

No, I was going. I was driving. Yeah? Yeah, but. That's exciting. It's like with a friend of mine. And then, but I hit, like, the time I went without my friend, I hit six balls into the lake.

I stopped for a year. A year? That's too much. You gotta get back on the horse. What's the weirdest thing that you guys have spent, like the crazy thing you spend money on at a young age? Good question. It's actually a really good question. I, yeah, this is lame. Can't wait. I wanna know what this is.

It's not really, it's like really realistic. This is another Star Wars reference. Oh boy. Really realistic like stunt lightsaber. That's kind of cool actually. Yeah. Like the originals? Are they in like a board?

They look like the originals that are like really like accurate, but there's also ones that I like had custom design Whoa! Which are kind of it was that was definitely a dumb splurred. Be so cool if they actually worked as a weapon. Someone intrudes, you just take one of those out, they're like, what the hell? These look like crazy dildos. Like we got to stop at the airport, like oh man. Yeah, just insane vibrators.

Are those, they, do those go for a lot those things? They look pretty hardcore. Yeah, they're a couple hundred bucks. Oh, okay. That's not bad. We're talking, you know, a car or a jet. I did buy a car. I bought a car when I was 17. 17. Yeah.

Are we talking Centra? No, I got a Subaru for aster. Oh, I knew you were a lesbian. That did accelerate. Holy. That is a 60-year-old person's car. I really, yeah, I just like age, like very rapid. I think my mom drives a Subaru.

Yeah, you guys are so mature. You know what's crazy? I've had it this whole time and never ever had an issue, not once. That's a good car. That's great. And that's why I love that thing. Yeah, no one dies speeding in a Subaru. No, no.

Have you seen any time, like, I look at cars at all, the first thing I look up is the crash test. Oh, man, you guys are like, you got it. It's also fun. Like, it's kind of like. They're old-souled, I knew it. You're way more mature than us. Yeah, look at this. Look at these videos, like, when I was first looking to purchase this vehicle.

Man, you should be watching porn. What are you doing? That is fun stuff. You can see what I do in my free time. Yeah. This would be a great job. Being the guy who sets the son? No. That's Paul Walker.

You just drive with Caitlin Jenner. He'll be in that car. Sorry. Is he a car issue? Caitlin Jenner killed someone in a car. Oh, Jesus Christ, I did not know that. Yeah. Joe Chiron is funny when you tell them afterwards, guys.

Sorry. Like, oh, that's really sad, actually. Oh, shit. No, that's a shame. I saw her at the golf course. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wow.

On my mom's birthday. I bet she's good. I mean, real athletes. I saw her in the parking lot. That's pretty cool. Did you say hi? My parents did. There you go.

We were blacking her. Look at that. Great athlete. Wow. You are so fast with that. That's crazy. The first thing he says, Caitlin Jenner golfing.

Wow. All right. Now pull up the car crash. That's good. They say women can't. It's a bad show. Are they're going to say you're going to say women can't drive. I was like, you are offensive, sir.

You're offensive. I mean, tactically. She did get worse. You got worse. Wow, look at that. Yeah, Galen. You know, big athlete. Good athlete.

Who's the person who's hit you guys up, who's, like, the most shocking? Who, like, you're really shocked. That's a fan of you guys. Because I bet you get hit up by so many random people. Kevin Spacey. Oh, look at that. At the game the other night. Yeah, look at that.

I'm lurking behind you. Look at that. I am peeking. Well, I saw it with a camera. I'm like, oh, I can't not peek. Oh, you're looking at the camera. You're looking at me. That's a good question.

I don't know. We'll get to the bottom of this. I don't know, new forensic files. Oh, that's insane. Oh, wow. I was told circulated. That R is for registered sex offender. Yeah, right.

Okay. All right. That was stretch. Very good. Yeah, who's someone that hit you up They were like, this is pretty wild I don't even I don't know

I'm sure you get Don't check Don't look I won't look It's gonna be some real creeps out there There could be some real creeps out there What's this? You're gonna be on a milk cart

What? Who are these two? We went on to carry Grant Jagging for you Who is that next to him? That's his friend partner What brought up Carrie's a friend? This guy

He's a Carrie Grant fan Are you a big Carrie Grant fan? I'm a fan of Kerry Grant. Oh, very good. George Siegel told him a Carrie Grant story, so that's where it came from. That's pretty good. Don't ask to hear it. But it let us down to Carrie Grant Trail.

Yeah, there's go. Good. That's a good question. You guys are so well-raised. I've been very impressed. Who did? Lil Uzi-Vert, I think. Oh, nice.

That's very good. Didn't see that one coming. No, I didn't either. Good one. So that was, yeah, that was one. But the thing is, is that I had the situation, well, now it'll be known where I didn't respond because I do not check my, I'm not even logged into my account on my phone. Smart. I don't enjoy, I just, we, I don't enjoy the rabbit holes.

Good for you. Smart. I think my manager texted me, she's like, you know, Lucy Vertek messaged you like a while ago, like a long, long time ago. I was like, well, it's too late for me to respond now. Yeah. Your manager's catfishing some people. Some people who messier was like, yeah, I'll totally meet you in a park. That could easily happen.

But that was cool. Hello, by the way. I think respond back. This is my response. Very late response. Very late response. So who got you off social media? Because I think that's a smart move.

And I think the younger generation is now pulling away from it. I think millennials got screwed a little. I just realized it was just not fun to do on a daily basis. Good for you. It was kind of, yeah, I don't know. Well, you guys were getting ridden about at probably an unhealthy level, especially at that young age. I can't even imagine that.

Yeah, it's just a little bit of an adjustment, I think. Yeah. Yeah, there was like a comment that said like, uh-oh. He sounds like a, or I forget what, he looks like a 14-year-old boy, but he has the arm hair of a 30-year-old man. And that one got me. I was like, oh.

That hurt your feelings? That's nothing. That's nothing. That's great. You got over. Look at you wearing a tank top. No, this is, I was wearing a coat zipped up before I walked in. No, it looks all right.

It looks all right. It's like a borderline compliment. Yeah. It makes you think about it. You're in the next teen wolf. I'm calling it right now. Baby face. Yeah.

But the body of a man. You go. You're on top of the world. So I got a quick question. What do you think fucks up child stars the most? How do they lose their path? Uh-oh. Yeah, because you guys have stayed on path.

That's so subjective, but probably their environment and the people that are surrounded by them. Parents. Yeah, Nickelodeon. Yeah, tough. You should have done a better job, Nickelodeon. Yeah. Yeah. For sure.

It was bad. Yeah. For sure. It's kind of like a weird situation where when you are put into a position like that very young, it can gravitate the wrong kinds of people who want to take advantage of that, not just of you, but of what you do and what you make. Well, wasn't there a new story of a woman hitting on you or something? Oh, yeah. Sure. Pull it up.

Like an older lady. Sure. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah. I just said it in passing. no and everyone was like and then it kind of just that's how it goes. Yeah. It was like a weird little thing in passing. So it wasn't that bad. It was not even

close to being that bad. I mean what she said was inappropriate but it was more of like, well, that was a little weird and I went on with my dad. You were super young when she said it though, right? I was, it was in reference to when I was young, but I wasn't very young while it happened. But your show is so big. What she had said was that she had a crush on me since I was 13. Oh, all right.

Yeah, but she's in the 40s. That's not good. Imagine you saying that to a woman. Oh, that's not good. Yeah, that's bad. But a lady, that's a female privilege. A lady can get away with that a little more than a guy. Well, after I said the story, people were pretty bummed about it. Which I think is a good sign.

Yeah, for sure. I don't think anybody was like, rah. That's awesome for both of the years. Right, yeah, 13 is wild. But thankfully, I wasn't actively 13, what she told me. Right, that helps. That helps. That helps.

I was an adult when she said this. Yeah. She didn't hit you on the chin can with the string. Yeah, wow. Who is the lady? Or is just a randau? This is just somebody that I had met. Oh, okay, okay.

Somebody who would approach and said hello. Well, I mean, you're going to hit a lot of weirdos with your, that strangers are gigantic. So you're going to hit all kinds of people. Sometimes. Sometimes it's just fun, though. Yeah. Sometimes those interactions are just fun stories later. Agreed.

Kind of like that one. Which is good. Because I think in a lot of people in other positions, it's not just fun stories. It's like actually uncomfortable. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I feel like I'm like, yeah, whatever. Yeah.

People are usually tame on my end. Some of my friends, I've heard the craziest things in the world. Oh, let's hear it. I'm just like really pervy stuff. Yeah. Just, yeah, just people hearing the most insane, hypersexual things of, like, to their faces and like, what do you think of this? Yeah.

Oh, gosh. Yeah. I don't get that. I don't get that. That's the response that most of them would probably hear. They're like, I didn't have a crush on you because I'm a pito and your arms are hairy. Yeah. I'm not in there, but...

That's true. That is a... That's a deterrent. That's the word. Peter repellent. That's what that was. You're like, man, love your face in it,

but the hair. Yeah. Doesn't do it for me. But when we were filming, though, like, Gaten was getting recognized, like, everywhere we went, but it was cool

because he keeps it really casual and, like, it makes it feel just like, I don't know. It's really cool. And we went to an ice cream shop and, like, all the people that were

there circled through to, like, do each step in the order to see them and, like, no, that was, they were nice. No one was pretty. Oh, awesome people. They just gave us ice cream. Yeah, yeah, that's amazing. So it's hit or miss. Yeah.

He's really cool about it. He's like, what is this here? Oh, this is a fake breast that was, that was, we've been sent to us by, by Boogie Parker. Yeah. Trey Parker's wife, I think, sent us this breast, right? Yeah, so. All right. Finally, touch his wife.

It's like a jellyfish. Yeah. Exactly. This is never had the opportunity. You got one over there, man. We brought one for each of you. Oh, of course, it's a pair. Yeah.

This is like Oprah, you get to leave with something. You get a tit. You get a tit. Yeah, thank you so much for this. I appreciate this implant. This movie was Britannic, the sketch group, right? Yeah. Or the writing group.

They're great. Yeah, they've got... Brian are awesome. Yeah, they're really well respected those guys. They're really good group of dudes and very, very funny, very cool to work with. And it doesn't, it didn't feel onset like a feature debut. It felt like they were old pros, which is really, really cool. And this looks like an old school type of comedy.

Mark and I hopefully filming one this summer. We're in the process. Oh, cool. But we were talking about old school types of comedies that they don't make anymore. There's like the drug comedy. You got Sarah Sherman there from SNL. Yeah. And Daniel Radcliffe is a butterfly.

Bobby Moynihan. The Butterfly. Bobby Moynihan plays Snacketron. Damn. Somebody funny people. This is, yeah, a good group of people. I was floored when Daniel said yes to doing the butterfly. Who approached Daniel Radcliffe?

I think Nick and Brian approached initially about him playing a cameo part that's in the movie. That is no long, that is just not Daniel Radcliffe. It is no longer that type of cameo. It's not a celebrity cameo. And he was like, it was so short. notice. I think he was probably pretty down to do it, but it was in Syracuse, and it was

on like a two-day note. I was like, I can't... He's like, it's in Syracuse? Make it voiceover. Yeah, it's a nightmare. I'm not going to Syracuse. I'd rather shoot and tear on. So, yeah, so he's like no to that. And then weirdly enough, I was like, they had

another part come up to play the butterfly. He's like, let's not lay on too thick. I don't want to bother him. Yeah. I read some... Fuck it. We're going to do it anyway. And then he said, yes, he was very nice of him. Yeah, I read some article where he's like, I'm dying to do any, I think he played a white supremacist and something. Yes. And now he's a butterline.

Undercover, you played an FBI agent undercover in a white supremacy. That's it. That's it. So he's trying to break out. Really cool. It's a good for life on Harry Potter. Just enjoy yourself and do, yeah. Seriously.

Have fun. That was a great movie. He was really good in this. It's kind of terrifying. A lot of his, that guns at Kimbo. Yeah. The jungle. Oh, yeah.

He's got so many. Wow. He woke up. and either they were sewn or like his hands were tamed or something. See, I'm not an actor, but I just wouldn't want this photo out there. I was wondering. I was wondering. That's tough.

I mean, that's J6 right there. That's our arm now. That's a hell of an arm, no. That's a hell of an arm. It's part of the trade-off. Yeah. It's so funny, I'm getting jacked for what. I'm gonna play a white supremacist.

I wouldn't look cool, you know? Yeah, I'm shaving my head for the role. Yeah. Yeah, it's like Leo and Django. There's so many Edwards. And I'm like, those are just out there, man. Just saying. They're in there, just out of a

is just like floating yeah but boy would our friend is a is a comic he's a black guy and he said you know we give leo credit because you someone's got to play that role right right and because we need those movies and he nailed it you know yeah he's incredibly is incredible in that movie he's incredible who's someone you guys want to work with like who's an act you would love to be in a movie with oh what a great question well Daniel radcliffe like hey yeah there's more there's more What about a director? You think it's Scorsese? You want to do Tarantino?

You want to do... In that outfit, he's thinking Scorsese. Oh, yeah, let's go. I'm holding the emblem. Yeah. That's going to be the funniest picture in the world. Did it be holding... This movie has made you do the craziest things in the world.

Our favorite thing was getting him to say the most vile horrible things on the same. Like in context with the character, of course. Not just like... Because he's a more straight-edge friend. right? For sure. I would say that that would be, in the movie, for sure.

That's definitely, uh, it seems like my, my character throughout their relationship has done his, his, his, his best to turn him into a vile creature of a human being. Nice.

Which has been a fun development of us trying to do the same. There's plenty of outtakes of him saying, just one thing. Do you throw them in the credits? That'll be on YouTube. Yeah. We say the seaworthy.

Whoa. Yeah, there's a few sewers in this movie. That's no good. Well, you got out of the context of it. All right. There's a segue. It was in a poem. Okay.

It's very beautiful. It's a birthday card. Nice. I would say a pretty, a tasteful transition into it. All right. Let's peer us out, please. I'll watch us for that. Because you got like a real kid stuck in a well vibe.

He has a similar tool. Extra, extra. Read all about it. Thanks, kid. Here's a nickel. I like this energy as a buddy comedy, though. I think this works. For sure.

You know, like, did you watch some of the great coming-of-age movies to get into this? Like, Super Bad, and what are some of the – what are your faves? There were a ton of references that they gave us. That's what I first heard when I – because I did the table read for it, and they told me, like, yeah, it's kind of a super bad feeling. Yeah. But I don't know. Even, like, licensed to drive or some of those kind of age – Oh, yeah.

It kind of feels like that. Corey. Oh, that's right. I actually have never seen that. Oh, it's fun. It was both Corrie's, yes? They were a great duo. Yeah. I never saw this.

The one, the reference I have is this poster was up on my teacher's wall amongst other 80s movies. Wow. Check that hard drive. Yeah. Check that teacher's hard drive. Oh, is this one tough? No, no, no. In that department?

Well, Corey felt he's a cuck now, but man, and that guy was a great actor. He was super talented. Stand by Me and a. Goonies, he's great. Oh, man. Goonies is epic. A lot of his stuff is what they told me to watch when starting Stranger Things and stuff, because he was in all those classics, and so much of the show was in reference to those. And that kind of became a conversation topic throughout the decade of working on it of what were the homework movies.

Yeah, well, all of his were. All in the way. Pretty huge. Mainstream hits. Yeah, look at that. Lost Boys. He's great in the Burbs. He's a little older in that one.

I never saw The Burbs. Oh, it's great. Great. Silly comedy with Tom Hanks. Thanks. And now there's a show. They're making a show. They're making a show. Oh, yes. Whitehall. Yeah. That's... No way. Kiki Palmer. Yes.

Oh, I saw that. I didn't know it's based on that. Very cool. Who's an actress you want to work with? Ooh. Kiki Palmer would definitely be in the running for that. Yeah, all right. Absolutely hysterical. What's fucking love scene, though. It actually is my dream. To do, like, a really funny, like, gone wrong type of...

The amount of auditions I've had of, like... You're going to play the guy that's about to have sex, and then it's famous topic. Why don't I always get in for those? Because those are interesting. No, no, no, no. But I think, I'm like, anytime we're telling the story on stage, anytime we're telling a story on stage,

and I'm telling a story and it's like a cool sex story, I'm like, oh, no, I've got to leave this on home. No, it's got to be, I've got to be, I've got to be something. There's got to be something funny. Can't get it up. Something wrong has to happen. Those are the most fun. I mean, we talk about movies, like, after hours or like something wild,

where things just go wrong. I love shit like that. Yeah. That's a lot of what we got going on. I feel like that's just... A little Harold and Kumar. Definitely. Oh, yeah.

What was pitched to us was very loosely because it does go into its very clear direction, but aesthetically, they pitched it was like if Harold and Kumar met everything ever all at once. Oh, that's good. Visually bell out. Yeah. Yes, of course, like that was the only, like,

by the way, we understand that both of those. are incredible movies and everything everyone was just like it just won best picture. Like that's just like it's not like we're gonna make the next one of that. We understand that we are not objectively that movie. By that pitch I hear

be Asian. But what's cool about you guys is the internet is everywhere and everything is so splintered now, but you guys were both in mainstream shows. You were Strange of Things, you at Goldberg. Both of those hit big. I mean, 10 years. Yeah, but

and 80s. things. I didn't put that together either. Wow. Watch those movies. I'm like, oh, I did it too.

People ask you questions about that decade nonstop. Oh, yeah, all the time. All the time. Because our show really leaned into like all those pop culture. Do you ever say I was acting? I wasn't alive.

But that was, for some reason, it dominated most of the questions. They were so curious. Yeah. About if it was weird. Right. I don't think it was weird.

No. Because we didn't really have any other reference point. It's a period piece. Yeah. Yeah, it's a period. Yeah. I think nostalgia to some random songs, though, like, they'll come on the radio, like, 80s on 8 or something, and then it'll be like, oh, man, I remember that day. You still listen to the baby?

Until my now ex-roommate, but there was the three of us, he was like, you've got to get Spotify. You didn't have Spotify until, like, a few years ago? I had the free one with the ads. So it kind of kept me off. You guys are responsible old man. That's crazy. He's cutting coupons at home. I'm on a hit show, but let me be frugal.

I got, like, yeah. You got slippers and a bathroom and a pipe? That's so funny. I love that. Well, you guys both, the show's wrapped up, so now it's like you have to kind of choose your next projects, which is I'm sure you're getting hit with a lot of stuff both of you. I'm just doing auditioning.

I'm just trying to hit the audition. Are you trying to do something totally different? That's the big, yeah, the goal. I think that's when this came through, it was weirdly enough so many of the actors, in this that have worked before are known as being like either Disney kids or child actors or people who are known for kind of, you know, bright-eyed baby face like, oh, sweet and innocent kind of mentality. And they're like, great. Let's throw them in the craziest kind of raunchiest comedy in a good chunk of time just to divert expectations.

Love it. Really kind of fun. Yeah. I think, I don't know if that was intentional, but by the time the cast came through, it really was a good, a collective of former child actors who seem like. Like this would be like a swing of making a jump out of it. I mean, I'm not too concerned with the image of it. I think it's fun. No, that's funny movies.

Comedy. It's, yeah. It was so fun to do. But I got some weird auditions, though. Oh. For a while, there was like a lot of. What are we talking? Like dark, like, like, psychopath kind of kill people.

For a little bit there, I got like three in a row. And like, with like, but high school. You're raising up. Like, I don't want to only be a murderer. And it kind of freaked me out because I was like, man, it's really put you in a dark spot like thinking about this. Yeah.

But, yeah. We had this conversation of how amazing of a serial killer you would play. Yes. Just where you. Oh, yeah. And it's so good. Like, oh, I'm going to kill you or something like.

Yeah. I just want this. You as your voice and your vibe. Perfect. But like the only difference is that like you have, there's like three bodies in your backyard and no one knows about them. But nothing else has changed. Yeah.

I would love for that character. See, that's the base. I kill them all. What are you going to do? I don't know that would be a comedy That would be like a really intense, crazy That would be great I would pay egregious amounts of money to see you do that

Not even kidding Now you guys are fun that project Your 20s here When I was in my 20s I was an animal I was an idiot Do you guys partake in the The drugs or the booze or the It's tying out amongst the younger ones

A hundred percent Have you heard this? Yeah, 85% down with Ginzy liquor sales Yeah We have her on whiskey too We're screwed I know. We put all the money in it.

Yeah. I feel like we invented in silent films. We invested in silent films. We're still in a poll. The talkies. Terrible timing. The talkies took over.

I don't know what it is. I think a little bit, but also because there's so much to worry, not worry, but just you're aware of like the public perception of it that if I have gone out, I do go out, I'm not averse to it, but you just have to,

with the understanding that phones will be out and it's going to be a documented Exactly. Which is fine. I don't engage in things that I wouldn't mind people seeing me engage. Like if you're out... But if one camera on you, you... Maybe this is going to help their longevity.

Because think about the 80s. They're like, do some blow. They're like, oh, there's no phone. Sure. That's true. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's why Dr. Nogel is probably so much more popular than, even amongst people who aren't public figures. Even amongst kids... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

People are just so hyper-aware of understanding that anything they do has the ability to be publicly documented, which is, I think in some ways, probably a good thing. Some ways. I think when it comes to certain boundaries, it's very good to have the mentality of, like, if I make this decision, would that have public consequences? Yeah. Even if they were like, that's the thing.

That shouldn't be the deterrent. Right. If the deterrent should be, this would weigh on my conscience. Right. It should be a bad thing to do. But I feel like with young people is like a warrior being cringe. You don't want to be cringe. So if you get caught being cringe, now it's on the internet forever.

And you're just viral for being a dwee. It's vulnerable to get a little let up. Yeah. Definitely. You're letting your guard down a little bit. Yeah. But that's the point of like clubs or bars or spaces like that, whereas like everybody's in an agreement, like we're going to have a good time and not really worry about that.

But then it's kind of like, and usually there, I remember if I've had a few, I'm not as concerned about the cameras. And the next day I'll wake up and see a video and be like, ah, damn. Yeah. Well, they should do it. In the 90s we had key parties where you'd walk into a party you put your key in a bowl so you wouldn't drive drunk. But of course. They should be phone parties. Phone parties. Where you just drop it in and then you could all do blow and hook up and say horrible slurs and everything, you know.

The pent-up horrible things. Yeah. Because it's going to come out somewhere. You're going to shoot up a school. Let's be honest, you know. I was preparing for a role. It was role-prepared. Met him.

He's method. There should be, you do need a way to get stuff out now. I worry that, like, we had, we had vices. We had, you could blow off steam and take the edge off with a cocktail. I'm worried, how are you going to get out? How are you going to get it the evil out? I'm trying to, I don't really know. That might be a you thing.

Not the evil, but you're going to take the edge off. Blow off steam, blow off steam. Those running clubs, see what are you getting popular. Running. Running club. Oh, what are my Amish? Running club? Come on.

This guy can crush 20 pull-ups right now. No. Really? He's actually weirdly jacked. It's crazy. I can see it. He's a little stout Italian man. You're virile. It doesn't read, but it's really odd.

I remember, like, one time he went to the gym together. And I was like, we're probably on the same playing field here. We are not on the same playing field. Yeah. It was so embarrassing. I got the pull strength. You got the push strength. Oh, is this right?

Yeah. And foreigner was in our veins. The foreigner was in our veins. With the band? Yeah. What? It was here. pumping it so we were blaring it through the high school that we filmed in that had a little

believe you're looking like oh shit what have you done these are 80s experts right here oh we're back to give me a favorite just for my own personal enjoyment get a picture of him next to young Albert Brooks I think we got something have you gotten that I think so I think it I think my family oh like taxi driver Elvis yeah by the thing the hair everything I mean He's thinner. He's thinner, but yeah. I like the way that he looked up that movie was a Radcliffe Nazi. And he got the result.

Yeah. He found the movie. Oh, gee, who's this? That's my real estate agent. It's my cousin. Oh, no, it's Sean. Oh, that is a whopping name right there. I love that.

Now, get the curly hair in there. Not that one. Look at that guy. My name's Irish. Oh, is that right? Yeah. Well, Sean is quite good. Well, the red hair makes it a little different.

Oh, right, right. Red name. Hmm. Here we go. I mean, that to now. Look at that. And the hair. The hair chest.

Oh, he was huge. I didn't realize. He was a hot dude. Look at this guy. How about with my... Oh, there's a picture of my hair is really big. You need a photo of this guy right in this seat. Oh, right now.

Oh, look at my hair. Bigger, grown out. There we go. The glasses could be something. I don't know if Brooks wore glasses. Is the plan to get jacked and maybe do like an action movie or something? Whoa. I love Jackie Chan.

He's one of my favorite. He's the man. But I don't have any like martial arts in me. Yeah, you do. Well, maybe deep in me, but it's not true. In this movie, you got a little. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

There's a little bit. There's a little martial arts sequence. Yeah. Okay. We got it all. Yeah. It hits a lot of boxes. I'm pumped to see this.

Thanks. What, uh, did they send in Rex and or peeves? Yeah, we got peaves here. Oh, we got peev. Oh yeah big piece is good I got two annoying ones I got a couple yeah what do we got you Oh you got a lot basic though your favorite too all right let's let's alternate Okay Sean you want to go first Sean and game I got make a little bigger yes no This is good I want to see if any of those stand out I don't know I mean not watching

Sitting on a bed bill it's like people are good yeah because I get pink guy easy Whoa I think so so like the so I thought these were all kind of pink guy I know someone someone sits in it was like Twice a year throughout high school. It was like twice a year and I was like, what the heck? So now I'm like very, like, that's a good one. With my towels. But so sharing face towels.

Yeah, yeah, I like that. It catches me off guard because someone used it. And then it's like a hidden, like it's like a little mine there. So then I get it or something. And then sitting on my bed pillow. Is this a lady you're dating? No, no, it's more my brother. You're dating your brother.

It's my brother date. You should just get rid of this need and just wash your face in the shower. No towel needed That's what I do wash your face in the shower moisturize out and then you and you wipe it Yeah, you just get it when you're doing that's what I do. Yeah, that's what I do too. Yeah, what do you a lady? This is my second I look at the headband when I have to watch my face at night Yeah

Because then you don't get the oils and make it string right, right Well you guys are moisturizing, I don't do this shit, I'm like I'm old I don't do anything I don't drink I was we don't drink we moisturize I know you You're going to live to 150. We'll be dead by 71. Yeah, what do we got over here? Dogs and piggyies out on flights with no socks. Piggies?

Dogs and piggy's. Feet, piggyies. Oh, piggy's. Not pets. Feed out with dogs on flights. Okay, okay. Pigies, got it. Feed out bare feet on flights.

Yeah, I'm with you. It's awful. It's gross. It's gross. Public transportation. That's what planes are. Here, here. And you can't, like, you're not having your dogs out on the bus.

I mean, honest, I've seen that, too. Yeah, bus is. is a wild west. That's a free game, honestly. The Greyhound is just, yeah, whatever. That's so tough. Especially a man's... Are you kidding me?

Oh, come on. That should be... Put her in the gulog. I've seen people walk to the bathroom bare feet. Is she plaguing herself? There's no other reason to be sitting like that. I know, this is a gyno exam. It's such a weird thing.

What is happening? What is happening? That is. Maybe a stretch. I think she's crowning. God Lord. If you're going to labor, You can have your feet out.

Yeah, alright, I'll give you that one. Sure. Or even if you're just pregnant, feed out. That is awful. Sure. But man's feeder. Roodness to servers is the ultimate. Good one.

It's such a red flag. I once broke up with a girl over this. That's understandable. Yeah, we were at a bar and she was rude to a, to a bartender, and I was like, apologize to him right now. Nice. And she was like, what? I was like, apologize to that guy when he comes back over. I don't remember, but she was just rude to him.

And I was like, I'm, yeah. No, she did not. But she was just rude. We went out like a couple of times after, but I couldn't let go of it It was like two days later. I was like why did you do that? I couldn't let go of it And it just it disintegrated I noticed it with I remember like anytime there's like sometimes when it's like older family members I think it's just there's like a weird older mentality of yeah I'm paying money

So I have whatever experience I want out of this and I think it's like the weirdest like power trip thing ever And it's just feels so icky I'm with you so tough Yeah. That's a big one for me. And this one's dumb and really only kind of for me, because it's really not that big of a deal. But when people dress up as characters to shows,

like when I say shows, I mean like the theater when they go and see Broadway shows and dress up as characters in that show. Is that right? In the show? Yeah. Like what show? I get it. Like, there's a stranger thing show on Broadway. People dress up as characters for that. That's fun. That's fun. I'm in stranger wings right now. Oh, I didn't see that.

That's awesome. I saw this a couple weeks ago on the site and I was like oh we're having a we're having him on I got to pick this one up no it's no bacher back pages I'll shout him out he makes these they're great he makes a bunch of I buy I buy like eight shirts at a one at once from them I love so this I understand if you're dressing up in characters to like a show like this but I remember I did I did dear Evan Hanson on Broadway wow would dress up that must have been a downer to do every night oh my god uh but I I would see people dressed up as Evan Hansen to the show and they were like this show is about a kid

who kills himself. Right. It seems weird that you're going in cosplay. Yeah. Or people would dress up as Dustin because I was in the show.

So I would see people dressed up like either with the hat or dressed up in character as Dustin to dear Evan Hanson. Like you did not look up what this show was going to be about. Wow. They bring their kids.

Yeah. I remember going as assailment to death and a salesman. Oh man. Yeah. That's wrong. I just yeah, it's just something that gets me. I'm like, you just should look it up before.

Right. I wonder if Radcliffe had that. Just about to feel the audience. Yikes. Oh, snap. People dress up as Harry Potter. No, I wonder people dress up as Harry Potter to the premiere of that movie. Oh, that's a big one.

What about Star Wars people going to see Star Wars in costume? Awesome. That's what that's for. All right. All right. That's great. Where's the limit, though? What about like Batman going to a Batman movie?

That's good. That's still good. I think what? Superheroes, franchises, fun, family adventure films, that's great. But then there's just, like, other times where... Dark stuff is bothering here. There's dark bothers me. Yeah, yeah.

When, I don't know, I really only see it in Broadway shows. Like, I don't see people dressing up to, like, crazy... Like, maybe horror films is different, too. People dress up as, like, you know, the horror, like, the slasher's and, like, screen is... That's kind of cool. Freddy. But there is, like, a boundary or a... That's fun.

That irks me in a weird way. I went to Ray. I was blind and I couldn't find out. Oh, we got to go. We got to wrap this up because you guys, I think, got a full day here. But see pizza movie, April 3rd on Hulu and Disney Plus. Thanks for. Yeah, thanks for coming through, guys.

Nice to see again. Nice to meet you. No, no problem, man. And see you guys next week. We might be drunk. Hell yeah. We'll see you to next game. Mark's got a special on right now.

Netflix. It's top five. Keep it going, everybody. Keep it going, folks. Let's get to number one, baby. Fuck you, WWE. I'm going to body slam your ass. You're on the ropes.

Here's some Marks. April 2nd he'll be in Lexington. You want to do the rest, Mark? Yeah, Lexington. Then we're, uh, we out of the show. We got Fort Lauderdale. We out of the show there at 4 p.m. So that'll come on by Raleigh, North Carolina.

L.A. Popin' in, popping out for the Netflix Fest. I'm at the Vets Theater, by the way, in Providence on Sunday. And the Chattanooga Walker, theater in April. So Spokane, New Brunswick, Philadelphia, Milwaukee, and Irvine, California, to name a few. So get some bodega cat. Come see us live. I'm working on a new hour. The special's out, so I can't do any of that material. So come see me work on horrible new stuff. Where are you going to be at there? Well, so right now I have May 7th, Los Angeles at the United Theater on Broadway,

945, late show, but we got a hot show. We got Jordan Jensen, Joe List, and Rachel Feinstein on that with me. It's going to be really fun. That is a hot show. And you'll get your money's worth. It'll be a good one. Then we got Verona, New York, June 6th, the Turning Stone Casino. Nice.

That's going to be a fun one. Cool casino. Then we got August 30th, Lisbon, Portugal. Wow. And then I'm going to add. I don't know if it's up yet. It might be up yet because we're recording like a week and a half out. So I'm going to add Athens, Greece, Budapest, Croatia, Vienna, Austria, Warsaw, Poland, Finland, Stockholm, and Copenhagen.

I'm going to add all those. No, those are going to be after Portugal. Oh, oh. So that will all be in September. Beautiful. So keep an eye out for that. If it's not up, it might be on the site already, but it might not be so. But if it's not, it's coming.

Casco, weird question. How do you get booked for something like that? Do someone reach out to you? Do you say I want to do this? Your agents are like, agents. You need to do all these places. They're dying for you?

I don't think they're dying for me in Croatia. But no, they want, yeah, they book it for us. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Hell yeah. Awesome. Get some bodega cat whiskey. Even you youngans, get some Bodecaat whiskey.

Bodecaut whiskey.com. Watch Mark Special. Keep the momentum going. Mark Norman, none too pleased on Netflix. Wooee. And watch all of his appearances. Club Shay-Shay and Seth Myers. I'm pumped to see you on couch.

I'm pumped to watch that one. He made it easy. He's a pro. He really is a pro. And shout out Zach Lowe. Love doing your pod. As good as anyone at basketball analysis. So good.

Yes. One of the best. You got friends in low places. Okay. All that notes. Anyway. No, you guys are the best. Thanks for listening.

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