We Might Be Drunk - Mark Normand & Sam Morril - We Might Be Drunk Podcast

Episode Date: May 18, 2026

Mark and Sam recap a chaotic Netflix Festival weekend in LA, rubbing elbows with comedy royalty, almost hitching a ride on Jerry Seinfeld’s private jet, and surviving brutal travel disasters. They get into roast culture, passport disasters, horror movie paranoia, David Cross vs. fart humor, and why Kevin Nealon may have delivered the greatest accidental moment of the trip. Plus, they debate action movie legends, revisit classic Seinfeld and Curb moments, and somehow end up discussing sat-on balls and motorcycle helmets. Sponsored by: Order now at https://drinkwillies.com and use code WMBD for 20% off your first order + free shipping on orders over $95, and enjoy life in the high country. Keep the bugs away with Pestie. Go to https://pestie.com/MIGHTBEDRUNK for 10% off your order. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/DRUNK. Text DRUNK to 64000 to get 20% off all IQBAR products, plus FREE shipping. Message and data rates may apply. Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #WilliesRemedy #Pestie #Hims #IQBAR #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Van Corona's a guy you can tag. Oh, he's good. He's good. All these L.A. photographers were leading off. Yeah. Twelve bad photos in me. Why are we doing this? I know.

It's like the beginning of Batman. It's like a fun house mirror. I can get some innovation in this field because otherwise it's just sort of like this picture over and over again. Sure. So I'm thankful to the Van Coronas of the world to do this sort of thing. This is a little over top, but like... It's clever, but it's just a lot. Yeah, it's like when the newspaper spins in an old movie.

Yeah. Yeah, that was a wild week in L.A. man. Are you still a little burnt out from it? A little, but I'm back. I'm back. A lot of drinking. A lot of drinking. And then we were so busy.

We had a full dance card. We'd wake up, podcast at 10.30 in the morning. Then we'd have another one at one. Then shows that night. Then that Netflix brunch. Oh, the brunch. The brunch was crazy. I could do an hour on the brunch.

I mean, talking to Sarandos. Nice guy. Great guy. He was cool. Cool guy. Nice place. Great place. He's got like a changrelah over there.

The Paris. Yeah. And beautiful. Tent, horrible food. Come on, Ted. The food grew on me. He was pandering with that menu a little bit. A little bit.

I mean, you got the fried chicken, you got the fucking waffles. Yeah, yeah. If they had grape soda, I would have been like, dude. Give me some details about the schmooze there. That fucking, those waffles were good, though. Very good one. I could do an hour on the waffles. No, the schmuz was crazy.

I mean, it was a real who's who. Everyone you get, Letterman, Eddie Murphy. Sandler, Seinfeld, Rock, Chappelle. Yeah. Did people click up or were they all mixing? It was a mixing. It was very high school. And then when you're talking to one of the big dogs, it does feel like you're talking to a hot chick in a bar and people just swarmed for you to fuck up.

Oh, yeah. You know, like when we were talking to Sandler, they were circling us, like vultures. Totally, totally. And you feel like it's like rare air. You're like, oh, my God. You get it for a second and he goes away. You're like, whoo, that was crazy. Yeah.

Yeah, it was crazy. And then that picture was pretty, a lot of drama in the picture. Oh, my God. They're pushing us all in. They take that one big group photo. And, you know, we're all just like, just fucking take it. I know. It grossed me out, watching people inch their way to the front so they could be more relevant.

You look at me on the exact last guy in the photo. I'm in the corner. Yeah. I'm like, if you want to crop me out, go for it. Right. There was a couple, and there's all these, like climbers at the thing. Yes. Where you're like, oh, you're fucking, oh, what are we doing?

A little bodega and soda. Ooh, no wrong with that. Cheers. All right. Hey, it's going to be back in the big apple. Yeah, that's good. If you zoom in, Sam's getting pushed out of the show business. Where am I?

Oh, yeah, I'm on the right. Yeah, there I am. You got Ronnie Chang, Spade. Spade was on. Spade was singing. Yeah, Odin Kirk. You got some good people near you. I got dumb for him.

There's Mark way over there. That's because I felt weird climbing. I just went where they told me to go. I was like just wherever you want to put me. Yeah. I was not even at the party at that point. That's a photographer. I'm interested in how this was made.

It's bleachers, circular bleachers. and then they asked it to throw a ball. Now do they say, Ronnie Chang, you stand here? Not really. Get in there. Why does he have bleachers in his home? Dog fighting. We all thought it.

Come on. Cockfight. But, no, it was crazy, man. All these, look at all these, like, you get jelly roll. Bill Simmons is in there. Yeah, what the hell? Those two aren't funny. There's Jeff Garland for that dog.

Okay. Garland wants on the pod. Oh, great. He's got me on the way out. We can just put cardboard cut off. of us and have him to the talk. What else? The ball toss.

Did they do this four times? Because I imagine somebody's face was covering. I was like, I'm not doing this shit. I think we did two or three, two or three ball tosses. Yeah. It was well done. It was a big rig with a tripod. Yeah.

Yeah. And then, I mean, we got to tell the Jerry story. That was awesome. Oh, which one? Were I bomb? Yeah. We're talking to Jerry and Janelle James comes over and she goes, introduce me. So I kind of find an opening.

I go, Jerry, this is a very funny comedian. And Mark goes, Monique. And Jerry just goes, not funny. Not because that's not funny. It's the exact opposite of what you want to hear. We all laugh. She laughed too, by the way. And then, you know.

But Jerry loves you for it. I mean, I feel like he, it was like a big brother type thing. Yeah. He loves you. You can't help it. It wasn't like actually like fuck you. It was more like, God damn it, Mark. Yeah, exactly.

It was more like brotherly. Totally. Totally. He gets it. He gets it. But she laughed. All good. It's a joke at the end of the day. And then we got to talk about the wife, who might have a crush on you, by the way. No, I don't think so. There was something in the air. I turned down a flight on the PJ, dude. Well, tell the whole story. Give them the context. They come over. They said, you want to, she goes, you want to fly back with us tomorrow morning on the private jet? And I was just like, hell yes. And Marcos, it was an empty gesture. And I go, I don't think it was empty. Well, hold on. Hold on. She goes, you guys want to come back on the jet. And she goes, I have your number.

I'll text you. And I'm like, oh, my God, Sam's in, but she doesn't have my number. Yeah. And I was flying back at 8 a.m. already, but you had another gig, so you couldn't do it. I had Julian Edelman's podcast, and you can't bail on your boy. No. So I needed the flight, but you got the offer. But then you couldn't do the flight anyway because you left your passport.

I forgot my passport like an idiot. So I had to fly on a red eye. But he says it was an empty gesture, and then she texts me, are you coming? Wow. So it wasn't empty. No. Neither of us got to do the private chat. But we got the offer.

And she DM me. Did she what she said? She said, here's my desk. It was only for Sam. No, she said, uh, huh? What time did you? Probably like 10 p.m. or so. I think she was like, oh, I offered to him.

I have his number. I don't have his number. Let me DM. So it wasn't empty. All right. We both got an offer. But again, she offered. I don't even know if Jerry wanted this.

Yeah, if we pull up and he's just like. Exactly. I kept picturing that. So fine. Very nice. show up at 8 a.m. Let's bounce some bits. He just takes a gun out. Right.

Dude, yeah, no, that would have been a long, it's a long flight. Yeah, for sure. I've never hung out with Jerry for that long, so I would be a little nervous. And there's nowhere to go. He can't really, he can't really get away. But he's also very direct. He is. If he's like, I want to go to sleep, he'd just go.

Or if he'd be like, I feel like reading the paper. I feel like you could just do your own thing. Totally, totally. You don't want to have been that bad. No, no, I would have loved to do it. I would love to. We appreciate it. Awesome offer.

Yeah, so I'm sitting around the comedy store and I'm like, I have my flight's at 8 a.m. You're already pissed off because it means you've got to get to the airport at 7. It's at Englewood. You got to leave at 6. You got to wake up at 5.30. You want to kill yourself. And then I'm checking in, scan passport.

Oh. Yeah, you've only been doing this 20 years. He doesn't know what to bring a fucking passport to Canada. No passport. So I told my agent, he's like, the only thing you can do is fly back on a red eye, get your passport and then get back on a flight to Canada. I have to do it. I love these agents that always do it.

All you have to do is suffer for a few days. I'm still taking my percentage. We're doing the fucking grunt work. Yes. They have no problem telling you to not sleep for two days. And how about Bobby Lee? He's like, cancel it. I'm like, the gig's at eight hours.

It's sold out. It's a casino. I got to do it. He's like, for no passport, cancel it. So I still did it. Suck it, Bobby. It's like mad TV anymore. Some of us need to work.

You're a fucking animal. You have to. You can't bail on a sold out gig. But now I landed in New York at 8 a.m. I'm like, ugh. I go home. Can you sleep at all in the flood? Well, that's the other thing.

So I was like, I got to get some sleep. We haven't slept in three days. We've been drinking for a week. I got to get some sleep. So I go around the comedy store. I'm like, anybody here got some Xanax? And they're all like, talk to Reggie. He's the drug guy.

So there's this squirly, uh, squirley block kid. The 80s are back, baby. Yeah. You want some fucking drugs at a comedy club. You're getting them. I talk to this young kid. He's like a 21-year-old door guy at the store. And I go, hey, I heard you the drug guy.

He goes, I got some colonnipin. I go, great. He goes, but it's at my house. And I go, oh, that's no good. So there's a fan over here. He overhears everything. And he goes, I'll drive. So the kid goes, I guess I can take my break.

We jump in the dirtiest car I've ever been in my life. I'm pushing trash out of the way. I'm in the back seat. This would have been a great abduction story. Mark's got a gimp mask car. He's like, woo-woo. Yeah, they're telling me their life story. This guy's fucking weaving all over traffic, horrible driver.

We pull up to this kid's house a couple miles away. It's probably like a 10-minute drive, not bad. But he just does a crazy Ui on sunset. We get to this kid's house. He runs in. His mom's like, what are you doing home? He's like, shut up, mom.

She's in a house dress. A cat's running around. He grabs the Kalanip and he comes back in the car. He throws him out of here. He goes, get the fuck out of here. So then we drive off. We go back to the store. He goes back to work and I go to LAX.

It's weird because your use of drugs is actually responsible. Thank you. I mean, you kind of do need to, you need to sleep for the gig. You need it. He got in a stranger's car to get drugs. Yeah, I'm trying to defend my friend here. What do you want? But I'll tell you, I took that Kalanapin on the flight.

you took. That was fentanyl. No, dude. I slept the whole flight. I felt so bad for you. I was like, it's one of those things you were like, I got fucking loaded that night you left too. I was pounding bodega cat in the green room. It was fun.

Fluffy was drinking it with us. Whoa. It's nice here. He was like, this is fucking smooth. You know, everyone's pounding it. Everyone except Bert weirdly. I know sober Bert strikes again. Yeah, Kroll was having some.

I think Kroll was having bodega. He was drinking something. Hell yeah. I was having some booze. I love it. And, uh... Matt Rife. Does he drink?

I don't think. he does. He's too handsome to drink. Simon Rex had some. Oh, look at Simon. Yeah, holy shit. And a game of fuck Mary kill. Fuck all you motherfuckers. Yeah. Because I know I'm dead. But look at that. You know, Rife was fun, man. Yeah, he had a funny riff on Shaq.

It was something about how he's anti-slavery. But if he saw Shaq in the 1860s, he would have been like, that one. Oh, that's great. That's pretty good, right? I cracked up. I had a couple good zings on Shaq, but Bert was like Roe Shack. And I was like, you got a prep for this thing. I can't just come in and I'm not just gonna like riff roast a legend right so I threw a couple out of my got a few laughs I luckily I went on stage after Shaq Bert and Gabriel Iglesias were on I was like how the fuck did the stage not sink

and then immediately went in the zings I said like Shaq looks like Bert's liver something about something about Shaq I said inside the NBA and won't go to AA oh there you go one that really pop was like we know Shaq didn't go in any Diddy parties because he would have needed too much baby oil. That one hit me as he was lotioning up in the green room. And I was like, holy shit. This guy uses a lot of lotion. He's a big fucking dude.

That's a full barrel. He looks, he's pretty fit again, though, actually. I mean, for a dude that big. And that old, he's hanging in there. Yeah, he's for him. He walked in the green room, saw my Knicks shirt and goes, fuck the Knicks. Whoa. But then he was cool.

He was like, as he shook my hand. He did it to every comment, but he was like, I'm a fan. I was like, that's nice to hear. All right. Even if he's full of shit, it was nice. But then he goes, fuck the Knicks. He goes, fuck him. I was like, you don't like Brunson?

He goes, Brunson's cool. All right. And then I was like, how about OG? He's like, oh, G's cool. Like, he's slowly warmed up a little. There we go. He's just, Shaq's a troll, dude. Yeah, yeah.

That's part of what he does. I mean, you're looking for it. I mean, he's so fucking likable, Shaq. Duck in the head. That's great. That's a great shot. He looks like he's getting hauled off to jail. Oh, damn.

Jeez, I love how Bert Sober. Still looks rough. Pull bird up again. He's lost a lot of weight. Wow. What do he looked like before? I know. Walking with you, Bird.

Bird's healthy. Good for him. All right. Good time. Wow, that's a fun show. There's probably an earthquake joke in there, too, with Fluffy and Bird and Shack. I don't remember that photo at all. Jesus Christ.

Damn. Good Lord. Yeah, it's like you said, it was a blur. L.A. was a fucking blur. It was Rachel cracking me up. It was a blur, man. That was crazy. But.

These are great picks. Sweet. Oh, that's a classic. Classic. That's a bang. Yeah, good idea. List knows how to take a photo now. Yeah.

I think you get called ugly enough. You can really get ready for a photo. He knows how to do it. This is an interesting F. Mary Kill. Yeah, yeah. It's really preference, I think, at a certain point. But, you know, yeah, the Knicks games were fun and tell. I got a crew at Barney's Beinerie every game.

Swartzon. Every day, dude. Yeah, Swordson pulled up every fucking day. Was it packed in there? It wasn't that bad because the games were at 4 p.m. Right. So, man, it was fun to watch with a bunch of Knicks fans in the bar. Good times, man.

I know. I wanted to go, but I forgot about the time change. So I was like, I had day pod. God doesn't know about time changes. He doesn't know about passports. He's a fucking disaster. I just thought the Knicks played at 7 or 8 all the time. I didn't know they went to 4 p.m. in L.A.

That's a crazy time for a basketball game. It is crazy. But here's the crazy part. I land at 8 a.m. in New York. I go home to get my passport. You know, I walk in the wife's feet. feeding the baby. She's like, what the fuck are you doing here? So I got to bang the wife, play with the baby. I got to mix those up. I thought you're going to say, I walked in. She's with Shaq. I was like,

what the fuck? Yeah, then we had a little time at the house to go home or go to Canada and do a gig. Did she come with you? No, no. She was like, she had plans. That's a good thing about Toronto is you're there in an hour. Exactly. Barring any weird shit. But Toronto is a pretty cool city. It was cool, but it was a place called Casino-Rama. So you have to land and do a two hour. Ooh. That is a fucking brutal travel day. It was a brutal travel day for sure. You took two flights and a two hour drive?

Yeah. And then did an hour. Then did a casino with new stuff. Animals. And this is like deep. I don't even know what town this is called. But they were great. Nice crowd.

And yeah, fun times. Damn. We did some podcasts while we were there. Yeah. Anthony Jezzlement. We've been dying to get Jez for years. We got Kevin Neal. Kevin Nealin, the legend.

And Bobby Lee, but that one was not coming out for a while. Yeah, yeah, Hulu. His people. There's Jess. I was so hungover on that one. I was hurting every day, dude. He kind of carried it. I'm wearing my Sarandos outfit.

Oh, yeah, same here. Shut up in a t-shirt to the Sarandos. It's a nice t-shirt. It's a Jalen Brunson t-shirt. Standing next to Sandler, you were basically wearing a tux. He's got an orange hoodie. I didn't know we had to dress up for the thing. Also, it was like fucking 110 degrees in that tent.

I didn't know he... That's true. I mean, Louis was sweating through his shirt like crazy. He looked rough. Holy hell. I didn't know you had to dress up for this thing. I thought it was just kind of a casual. I think they said like springtime nice or something.

It's some word for it. Damn. But fun. I missed out on the memo there. But yeah, that was a fun. It was a fun quick L.A. trip. How about that roast? That was wild.

I didn't want. I just saw the clips with the clips. I thought were pretty funny. Everyone seems, everyone's going to be mad. People are mad. Comedians are mad, which is so strange. A friend of mine, black guy, was like, This roast was awesome.

My favorite roast. This rose felt like a Jerry Springer vibe. Like it had some hatred, some screaming. It is weird when they hate each other. It is a little tense. It's funny and it's kind of exciting, but it's also like, I walked in to watch some of a Chelsea Handler set at the store when she was working it out. And one of her writers turned to me and goes, are you a spy? And I was like, a spy.

Relax. That's the tone of the roast. It's a roast. You think I'm like, hey, May Day. May Day. Yeah. She's doing this. Tony, get her.

It's like, I don't give a shit. Do your joke. I think it's lame to report. Of course I'm not going to do that. Yeah. But there were some amazing jokes. I got to say, everybody had a great set. Everybody had a, well, not the actors.

All the actors suck. Tiana Taylor and Regina Hall was a big, big waste of time. Yeah. But. Good actors, but. Good actors. But, yeah, some of the roast jokes were like, I mean, top notch. Some of the best jokes I've ever heard.

Yeah, it is funny, though. Like, I thought Cheve's post was funny. I thought his post about Michael Chey, It was like a news story. They loved everything, they just pour gas in the flames. I know. But I thought he was being facetious. I thought he was having fun with it where he said how black people roast you with like, you know, look at this guy's shoes.

So true. And white guys are like telling dark family secrets. That is funny. That's why your mom hung herself. You know, you're like, Jesus. It is funny that where you're like the levels to where you're just like one guy roasts up and it's like a play on words and kind of sweet. And then the next guy goes up and is like, wasn't your baby still born? And you're like, whoa.

Yeah. Yeah, everything was jugular. It was all right to the, there was no fun puns or silliness. It was just like, I don't like you and I'm going to take you down. I have kind of a theory why people are offended or annoyed. And it's not like a super hot take or anything. But I think when the Roche went like on Comedy Central, it was kind of the only place that crazy shit was happening because YouTube and Instagram,

that wasn't like as big a thing. Meanwhile, like now it's like, Roaster's supposed to be no holds barred, but like now I feel like everything kind of is. All right. A lot of comedy is like going for the jugular now. Sure. So it's not as much as like a special thing. Yeah, yeah.

But. You said we're kind of numb to stuff now? I think it's not as special. Oh, 100%. But Roast should still be no holds barred. I think every joke should be. I do kind of don't, I don't always love when it's not the friends. Like I think it should be friends doing it.

I agree. Or at least acquaintances, you know, because it like Big Jay made sense because he's like, they've known each other forever. There's a history and stuff. But it is weird, and I'm not taken away. The clip is that's how everyone killed it. Killers, some killer stuff. But it is weird to just have like hired guns show up.

It's impersonal. Yeah, yeah. And when I saw the writers, I was like, oh, no wonder was so dark. It's Mullen, it's Amico, it's St. Germain, it's Lawrence. Those guys. JP McDade. These are legit snipers. These are-killers.

These are great writers. Great writers. Yeah. But that definitely felt different than the Brady Roast. I told you last night. The Brady Roast were his boys, though. That's true. It was Julian Edelman.

It was Bledso. It was like so personal. Right. But you said Schultz, you had Tony, you had Nikki. Yeah, but it was more of a mix, I feel like. It was more of a mix. But this Rose felt like, like Brady Rose felt professional. It was like when Obama and Romney debated, you know, it was classy.

This one felt like Trump and Biden debating, just off the rails. I'm a better golf player. It was just like, we don't like each other. There was no handshake, no nothing. Like Shane brought up. Chelsea is saying she was hanging out with Epstein. Not even a joke. That was pretty funny.

Get her in trouble. Fuck her. That was like a norm type moment. Totally. Totally. Totally. This person at dinner with, look it up.

That was like a fucking hilarious line. Yeah, yeah. Crazy. I mean, look. They're like, Pete's dad's dead. Ha,

ha, ha, ha, 9-11. I will say Pete is a fucking champ for the shit he takes. Oh, my God. I don't know if he gets enough credit for how much shit he takes. Like, just casually like your dad died in a fire. That's pretty fucked up. Never complains either.

Yeah. Yeah. He's, He had some great jokes, too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's funny, you could tell just who hates each other and who's just playful. Yeah, yeah.

I kind of like the, I kind of like a tell what we say, keep it surface, man. Totally, totally. It is funny that you're like digging into someone's like, how can I hurt this person? To me, that's like not the spirit of a rose. Yes, and it was hurtful. Yeah. I was MGK. Yeah.

And some double Ds. Oh. Other round with that. But I wonder if she's happy. She didn't do it. it. Nikki? Yeah. I mean, it's kind of cool to just crush it and then be like, I'm done with that. I think so too. I mean, left on a high note, it boosted her career. Like, I wonder if big jail go to theaters now. Yeah, maybe. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Good for him. It's nice. He was

hilarious. That Keith thing was what was great. I mean. And he was there. It is funny. I remember we used to do roast battle and shit and it's so like, it was so savage. Yeah. That's the other thing that it's like, I don't know, like roasting is, it just doesn't feel as special. No, of course not. I mean, because they just oversaturated with roast battle and all this shit. And then, like, you know, you'd see that it's not the same skill as stand-up because, like, open micers were fucking great at roasting. That's true. There'd be open micers on roast batter.

We're like, that was a good fucking bit. It's easier to write about other people than yourself. It is. Yeah. Well, Colin Quinn always had the great point. He's like, if you're not good at stand-up, but you're a great roaster, just roast yourself in your act. Yeah, but Colin's actually like incredible at that. It's hard to be that.

That level of self-awareness is fucking painful. That's the problem. Like Colin will tell stories you're like, his De Niro bomb story is incredible. But that level of self-reflection, you're like, oh my God, that would, that hurts. Yeah. But he also did a stern roast and killed. Yeah, well, he's a great comic.

Yeah, I can't remember, I think they were roasting Artie, maybe. Artie or Stern. I mean, I remember, I mean, DePaolo and Geraldo had some great sets on that. Yep, yep. And DePaolo had some dark shit on that one. Well, that was bad when you wrote your own jokes. Like, you came in there with papers and it was all your shit. I think, like, if I ever did one of these, I'd want to at least be a big part of it.

Totally. I think a lot of these comics were, though. Yeah, yeah. I would think. I mean, like, when we did the Netflix roast of the year, we were, like, we had help, but we were fucking putting our own shit in there, too. Yeah, yeah. I think you need help. I mean, you got to take, they have writers for a reason, but, like, I want to be a part of this.

I want to, I want to add my own shit. Yeah. And what's cool about these is, Bert called me, and he's like, we got to talk about the roast. and he said, I was in, Bert was in the room, and he's like, a lot of people bombed in the room, but it worked on TV. Oh, really? Yeah, so that's very interesting.

Like, Shane had a joke about Lizzo. People say, Lizzo's washed up. The term is beached, which I love that joke. And on the internet, that went crazy viral, but in the room, he's like, okay, nothing on that, great, moving on. And they cut nothing on that? No, no, it's all in there. I saw it live.

And he's like, okay, fuck you guys. Let's keep going. So in the room, it didn't hit, but at home, I watched it on TV, And I'm like, that's gold. I love that Shane does that, by the way. I love, like, some people will tell you when you're on TV, never act like your fucking bombing. How?

Oh, you have to. You have to at least, like, I want, I'd rather think that I'm like, I'd rather think that they, if they think I suck, I want them to at least think I know, they know I'm, like, self-aware. Yeah, of course. I don't want to be up there. Like, I always hated the comics who were, like, bombing with a smile. Yeah, yeah, right.

Like, fucking, you don't want to be too much on that shit, but a little of it. A little, yeah. show you're in the room like his s and ls he at one point he had a joke not get what he wanted he was like okay you guys hate me i get it or something that was the second one was a tough crowd i thought oh for sure christian i saw shame working that out at the cellar and i was like oh it's a funny set and he was like really i'm like and then and then i was like yeah i thought the crowd didn't give him a ton on that one yeah but that s and l monologue is fucking it's changed i don't know how you do well on that it's like with edgy shit like him i don't know no i even hate coned

edgy, but it's not like cookie cutter and it's not like trying to be cute. Yeah. Like Nate'll kill, millennial kill. But if you go... Even Nate, though, it took a while. It took like, you had to get warmed up a little bit because Nate has that unique rhythm. It takes a second, I think. It takes a second. That crowd is not great and they're so nervous.

There's like an HR vibe in that crowd. And so anything, a little off color, they're like, whoa, what was that? Easy. It's NBC. It's NBC. I mean, you remember, like, don't you think our worst late night sets back in the day were like Fallon or Colbert? Sure. Colbert was tough.

We did so much better on Conan. Yeah, definitely. It's also more of a, like, stand-up vibe. Like, he kind of groomed the audience more for, like, stand-up, I thought. Yeah, I think so, too. Yeah, yeah. I was going to say, you watched all four hours. Who do you think had the set out of the night?

You watched all four hours? I was just at home. My baby fell asleep on me, so I had to, I couldn't move. So I was like, I had all like. His first words are going to be a slur. Yeah, he said, George Floyd. I didn't love the George Floyd, Joe. by the way, but we don't have to get into each joke.

But I thought Tony had the most jokes and the best jokes in a row. But Shane's off the cuff was gold. And I thought Jeff Ross had a lot of bangers. I love the Keith. The Keith thing was great. I thought Kevin Hart was in a tough spot because everyone had done every joke already. It's so hard to go out. That's the weird thing.

It's your roast, but you will get these shitty spot. The worst spot. Yeah. And he did the horrible machine gun sound effect, which I hated. but Shane telling Tiana Taylor like, thank God she's funny because that... No, she's hot. Oh, sorry, thank God she's hot because she is not funny at all. And I spit my drink out because you don't see that on TV.

Like this fat doughy guy is like, let me... I get to finally trash this beautiful A-list Hollywood actress. And he was right. She sucked. He's a great host, too. That energy, like that drinking guy kind of fun energy as a host. Yeah. And that kind of silly will say anything.

I mean, he's, he's, Perfect. Yeah, but if you want to talk crowd reaction, Cheryl Underwood had the biggest pop. She was like on a roll. We met her at the brunch. She was cool. Super cool, super nice. She got it. She kept telling us. She's like, it's all jokes. No one's offended. She's like, talk about my dadd husband. I thought Chelsea looked amazing and she, you can see when she's up there. She's so poised. Like, oh, she's a pro. So funny when, um, talk about dark jokes when Tony said her husband killed himself. Yeah. other few years he goes I've been next to her a couple hours I don't know how he made it that long that's a funny joke yeah yeah I mean that's one that you're like she's laughing thank god yeah she's not laughing at that you're like fuck yeah but that's uh I thought that laughed at that that way I didn't see the whole most I said some clips but I was I cracked up yeah but people like some of the jokes are racist you're like of course of course there's a lot of racist Joe

racism is hilarious yeah white black Asian Jew that's what we're doing here yeah It's just like, you know, I guess, what is it, every two years now they're doing a roast? Sounds like it. They do so well. But see, the winner is Netflix. Everybody's talking about it. Good, bad, backlash, praise. It's all talk.

So they're cleaning up. Remember Jeff Ross's old joke about Shaq? I saw him trying to peel the microphone. Yeah, I mean, he goes, oh, Shaq, did you walk here? Your knuckles are bleeding. That's horribly racist. But why are you laughing? It's racist.

Salacus? What are you laughing? Well, he's racist. That's why I'm not allowed to say that, but racism in the right context is hilarious. I'm sorry. I know that's a tough thing as well. When you know the person's not racist and you know the intent is just to make them laugh, there's something kind of fun about it. Yeah. Of course. But yeah, I mean, these things are like every two years now. So maybe, I don't know. I wonder who they rose next. I remember they originally wanted to do Tyson and he didn't want to hear three hours of your rapist jokes. So I get you back out. I get that. But also we've roasted Kevin Hart with Tom Brady. We roasted Kevin Hart and Funny AF. And we roasted Kevin Hart on his own roast. It's like, we got enough Kevin Hart for a minute. We've roasted him three times in two years.

I want more AMX commercials. And Chase Bank. Yeah, whatever he's doing. Yeah. But can we talk about the peak moment for me at the fest? What was that? It was having Juselneck on the podcast. Sure.

And at the very end, which I think is going to play at the week after this here, Mark Farts And Juselnick does not acknowledge it at all No he did not Stair, dead man stare Right off into space Was this on the pod? Yeah

I don't even remember I'm so numb to your farts Quite the poker face On that guy He just he was displeased No reaction at all But that's displeased I guess so

It was like he was being molested And he just went to a happy place Like Nate at least went Like he had an angry I think Nate was like a disappointed father When you farted Yeah

He was really upset I wreck the car I watched that clip More than any clip on our pod Same I've revisited I can't believe I wasn't in the room for it I came in

Really? You were? I took a piss And I came right back in And you said I said I miss anything And you go Nate farted He did not care for it

He didn't like it No That's not his humor I've set to him That clip before He's like Stop setting me there Really?

Yeah he's not do it like not even later yeah yeah he's gonna be on his deathbed and all these amazing memories are gonna come up and then he's just gonna hear you going hold on and he's gonna be like yeah him david cross and jessledegger now my my trio of fart haters cross hated it hated he almost kicked me off the pot he's like you gotta go this is crazy and i had to like calm him down smell bad no he was just like what the fuck was that pull it up i mean it's a crazy clip that he said the n-word two minutes later what yeah and i was like you're mad at me you're saying the n-word And he's like, that's different.

How is it different? That's way worse. Yeah. What the hell? You think if Kramer farted at the laugh factory, he'd be canceled? I don't think so. Most awkward podcast of all time? You're going to bleep that inward or what?

No. That's disgusting. Sorry. Well, I figured you're a comedian. You like a good fart joke. But that wasn't a joke. It was just a fart. Hey, guys, so we have a fun one here.

This happened a few months. We don't have to get into the guy doing the breakdown. What is weird? The world sucks right now. I know, I know. Let's take a deep dive into Mark Norman. Problem farting on other comedians. David Cross looks unamused.

Yes. I know it's like Planet Earth with Attenborough. Oh, what is happening? So he was pissed. He was pissed and he shut the thing down for a second. Then we got back into it. He calmed down. Why?

I don't understand. Yeah, it's like gross, but it's not like a, it's not a fucking... It's not a potender. Yeah. So then he says the N-word five minutes later. I was like, you're going to bleep that? In what context? I think he was quoting a rap song,

which I don't care. I'm not, like, offended. I'm just saying. What a fucking nightmare? That's a nightmare. I'm with you on that one. He walks. He literally walks off.

He's not doing a bit. He left the roof. It's not a bit? No, no, he was pissed. We had to shut down. I apologized. Yeah, it'll get you. Sorry, I should have given some warning there,

but I think I tilted it to the right. If you gave me a warning, I would say you go out. That's a good point. I'm not going to clear. out of here you're the one who needs to go out and fart in your own face that's true sorry I did direct it to the right a little no you didn't this way I went right leg up no didn't I check the tape roll it roll it back all right he's coming down the fucking JFK tape

there was a second farter the grassy hole damn yeah he is fucking pissed he was he's a tough he's a tough one yeah he's a persnickety for sure I definitely don't when he was on the pod. Like, I don't think, I think people, you said it was well received, but like I felt in the room it was a little tight, a little tense. It was definitely tense for sure. Like, I felt like he did not like us. I just figured, I used to watch Mr. Show.

It's crude, it's silly. It's ridiculous. So I was like, ah. Oh, dude, pull up David Cross, farting Gary. Ah, good point. You remember this one? No. Maybe it'll drug it.

But it was very juvenile. Oh, geez, farting Gary. He buried his own. work with your fart. Right. Love's a good fart. Here it is, is it? No. Wait, what does that mean? David Cross loves a good fart?

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Wait a minute. Whoa. Wait a minute. Sorry. Is that for you? Is that your mom? That's my mom, yeah. Tom's mom is hilarious.

Yeah, that's a mom. Wow. So maybe, is it because you were in the room? I guess, but. You know, if you laugh at any Murphy, then he walks in the room and you go, get the fuck out. What does that say? Damn. Farting Gary, Mr. Show.

There it is. So this guy, I guess he's changed. Yeah, whatever. He's not the man he used to be. All right, that's fine. You're watching the international? No, we're good. We don't need to do a deep dive.

David Cross is a hypocrite. Just saying, I grew up, there's nothing funnier than a fart. I'm on a comedy podcast, my fart. I'm sorry. I'm just numb to, I don't, it doesn't, it's whatever to me. Yeah. Like, there's people I wouldn't do it in front of. I'm trying, I started seeing a girl and I'm like trying not to do it in front of her

just to keep the romance alive. That's fair. I think once you start pooping and farting, it's just like, it opens a fucking, it opens a door to, agreed to like grossness. I agree. I agree. but I think once you're really serious, you can fart. No, you can, but it's just like the longer you can avoid it.

That's true. I'll even go poop in another bathroom. I'm like, I don't want it to be. I don't want the door open. Yeah, yeah. I caught my wife shitting once and it was disappointing. It was a bad one? Yeah, well, she's got like lactose and all that.

Like what? Lactose. She can't have dairy and she's got to run to a bathroom. She has cheese. I got that shit. I got an iron gut here. I can eat a shoe. You don't ever.

get diarrhea from too much dairy? Not really, no. I just feel like if I eat like a whole, I have no self-controls. If I eat a pizza, I eat like a whole pie, and then I'm just like in the next day you're just like fucking, you know, have like a beer with it.

I'm like, oh, I feel like shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, that'll do it. Yeah. Well, she's got like a little bit of dairy and she's off to the races. I'm sure she appreciates you, disclosing the situation. Wow.

But, you know, that is, it is a fucking tough one when you see a person, there's something weirdly bonding though when you ever get like food poisoning or someone you're dating? And it weirdly kind of brings you together even though you see shit coming out of every hole totally totally yeah it's like you're in the trenches with them you know because the second you both start to turn you're like all right this that was kind of fun yeah me and my ex had food poising the same time and she was on

the shitter and I was in the toilet we were both just letting it go and it was very free wait the shitter and the toilet way sorry sorry the tub and the shitter the tub yeah I was in the tub because we needed a drain oh you were shitting in the tub I was shitting in the tub pukeing in the tub pissing in the tub. Well, I had to go. We couldn't both share a bowl. We only had one bathroom. Yeah, that isn't.

And then, I was going to say an enigma, but it's not. Wrong word choice. No, that is a fucking disaster. Where does the shit go? Down the drain, obviously. It was water. It was a shitting water. It was food poisoning.

And you run the shower. Yeah. What do you think you let it sit there? I don't know. But it was nice. We were in it together. Yeah. No, I know what you're saying.

Like World War II. I got to pee for you. Oh, please. Every time I watch a movie with this girl, I'm fine with a little talking during the movie. I'm not like a stiff. But like you talk over the silent parts. You don't talk over the dialogue. Yeah.

So then she'll like, I'll like, she'll be talking and I'll like pause it or go back and she'll laugh. And I'm like, well, you want me to miss the dialogue? I do the same thing. And then they get offended. They get offended. When I talked during the movie, it's like a long drawn. Like thief. You sent me a thief thing the other day?

A lot of slow scenes you could talk over. Sure. But during the fucking. essential diet she's like wait what's happening I don't know yes then I don't know what's happening you have the nerve to ask me what happened while you talked over it that's sociopath that's crazy so yeah you want to miss a great line I know I know so I pause with with my lady and she's like oh you don't have to pause it I'm like but I do and then I'll rewind it she's like oh here we go we saw this already I'm like I didn't I had a bit back in

the day about a girl coming home and just complaining and complaining I'm watching a movie and you know I'm watching Annie Hall and she's like annoyed that I'm pausing it and She's like, what? I'm like, I'm sorry, was your story nominated for 70 years? That's a classic. But, yeah. That's a good one. It's an oldie.

No, I'm with you, though. The talking during dialogue is crazy. Yeah. And you've got to let me pause, or maybe she should pause. I like to control the remote. I do, too. I'm old school. Yeah, I'm the same way.

I'm against a woman's right to choose what we're watching. Anytime I've been in a car with my wife, I've been driving. Really? With you guys? Same. I don't drive, really. Oh, yeah. I can drive, but I'm scared.

I'm so bad at it. Yeah, but I'm with you. I know people call me a pussy in the comments right now. And you know what? You ain't wrong. I feel like your Manhattan kid. I've done it. Like, I've definitely done it where I'm like, you know, but I'm not confident behind the wheel.

I'll tell you that. Yeah, same thing with the remote. Like, I'm the guy holding the remote. I'm the guy driving the car. I think you're going to say you're not confident with the remote. You're like, oh, fuck. No, I'm not confident. Well, my wife's cool.

She'll just give me the remote. She's like, I don't want to do it. It's kind of like the grill guy. I love it. I love a woman who doesn't want to make a big choice. Yes, yes. She's like, you do it. It's too much pressure.

I'm like, great. But I do not want to be the grill guy. You know, the guy's like, I got the grill. I'm like, great. You do all the work. You stand over there. Okay, so I'm watching this movie with a girl. It's called The Witch.

She goes, Anya Taylor Joynes and I go, oh, yeah, she's really hot. And she goes, well, she plays a 14-year-old in the movie. And I was like, I meant now. Whoa. What do you think I'm doing? Assume anyone I talk about it's right now. I think Natalie Portman's hot as an adult, not in fucking the professional. That was Jean-Rano.

But then she goes, let's watch The Witch. I'm not a big horror guy, but it's pretty good. It's scary. And she, of course, insists on watching us. It's like, fine, let's watch it. We watch it after it. Something hits my window. And she's like, what is it?

And I'm like, there aren't fucking witches in Manhattan. And then, by the way, I looked up, there are. Apparently, there are witches. I can see that. There's a lot in Brooklyn. Yeah, exactly. There are. I looked at, but it's like at the same time, you're like, let's, yeah.

It's not really, are they really a witch? That's hilarious. And also in Manhattan, we don't really, in New York, we don't really fucking pay attention. Yeah. If you want to place a spell, we're like, do whatever you want. We're fucking, I got stuff to do. Yeah. But she's freaking out.

She won't sleep. She wakes up in the middle of the night screaming at the top of her lungs. She goes, there's a man in the kitchen with a knife. What the fuck? And I just woke up and I go, there's no fucking guy. Just go back to bed. And she goes, all right. And I was like, I didn't check.

There could have been a guy with a knife. But I'm thinking also like if there's a guy with a knife, I'm fucking dead anyway. I may as well sleep the last 30 seconds and chances. Good point. I don't think I'm disarming a guy with a knife. Right. Wow. What the hell?

A guy with a knife. Where'd that come from? From fucking horror movies. Oh, okay. Women want to be scared and then they get too fucking scared. I guess not all women. But I feel like women that I've dated, they tend to, they like horror movies. They have women love horror movies.

And I'm not a big horror guy. Me neither. I don't like true crime that much either, but they want to watch that. That's real. Some of them I like. They're fascinating. I like ones with like, you know, depth. Like I thought the jinx was a fucking work of horror.

Well, the jinx is amazing. That was like genius, I thought. And I loved the other one, the staircase was incredible, I thought. Yeah, yeah. But those were like beautifully shot and had like all these twists. And I mean, you can't land on a better ending than the jinx. He fucking stumbles into a confession. Best ending about a documentary.

the hell makes a true crime and gets a confession. I know. That's insane. He solved the crime with his directing. That's, it's so cool. And also, that guy also made capturing the Friedman's. Oh, yeah? Oh, really?

Another great doc. Is that Jurecki? Yeah. He's a beast. He's a comedy fan, too. He's awesome. Yeah. But yeah, the jinx was like unreal.

But it's weird that, like, my wife will watch, and this is a peeve, she'll watch a movie about a bad husband or a bad boyfriend, and I come home and she's like, what the fuck's up with this? You guys, you men do that? I'm like, whoa, whoa, I didn't do anything. Like, some guy will kill his wife. She's like, are you going to kill me? I'm like, okay, but when you watch a movie about a good guy,

I should get complimented. You know, if you watch a movie where a guy saves a day, then I walk in, you just be like, you're a hero. If we're being honest and even. Are you going to kill me? Yeah, if you keep running your mouth, maybe I will. No, I think, you know. There's a man in the kitchen.

It's me with a knife. We get blamed for the bad shit. But, yeah, and also I think, you know what also we get blamed for, is if we have won for it. friend who's a disaster. I'm right here. He farts on other guests. He just farts on them?

No, but I mean, you get blamed and it's like, no, we all, you have fucking crazy friends too. Totally. Everyone has a friend who's at the fucking limit, and then that friend has a crazy friend. Yes. And that friend, I'm like, keep that fucking person away from me. Yes. But give me the reverse, too.

If I have a friend who's a fucking Harvard valedictorian, helps the homeless. Cub Scout And that gets Put on me either We don't You know Joe List is a family man He's a great father

He provides You know People are nice I'm just saying May is like You hang out with Sam He's fucking alone He's got nothing

That fucking loser He's got an ulcer I do It hurts It hurts It hurts baby Mark's last apartment Before he moved to Brooklyn

And Taylor Joy Live there That's true And Mr. Sandy Kofax. Cofax. Whoa, the big two. Same apartment. And Mark.

Damn me. It wasn't a great apartment, but it was... Sandy Kofx. The location. Fucking legend, dude. I can't believe he's still alive. He's like pitching in 1962. I know.

He'd walk in with his wife and she was not too shabby. Really? Yeah, like a hot, older blonde lady. Nice. And then she'd be walking around. It was peak. What was that chess show? Queens Gabb.

Queens Gambet. It was peak. That was a good show. Yeah, so I'd be in the elevator where they were like... You ever say hi? Checkmate. You know, no, no, I didn't want to bother. I saw her in a yoga class once in a night.

My ex liked yoga, so we just went to, like, will you come to a yoga class? And I was like, I'm fucking, you know how it is. We travel all the time. You're like, I'm not going to stretch ever. We should be stretching. We should be stretching more. I don't stretch. So if someone pushes me to go to a yoga class, I'm like, I'll fucking do it.

I went, it's like, me, her, and four of the people when one of them is Anya Taylor Joyals. It's one of the things where you're like, oh, shit, she's. Dude, she's 14. I know. I hope not. No, she looked beautiful. What a funny age. She used to be 14.

I know. She used to be underage. Like, I know. Because what? So did you. Yeah, right. You showed me a baby picture of you. I wasn't jacking off to it.

Can I get in that picture? She used to be 14. She used to be young. That's crazy. And by the way, I looked up her age in this. 19. All right. That's legal.

Everyone plays younger. Yeah, of course. Of course. It was 824. I feel like they get away with people were just being like, that's great because it is 824. But it was, it was solid. I'm just not in a supernatural horror. It's got to be so good.

Yeah, agreed. There's not a kind of character development. It's not all the layers to it. It's just like, she's a witch. Whoa, scary. And it's supposed to be a lot of like, you know, turning on people because, you know, and not really investigating and turning against each other. And I just am like, well, this guy's a fucking idiot.

Oh, like the Salem witch trial kind of thing? Kind of, but they blame her for being a witch, but she's not. But then it kind of, it's, look, it's, it was pretty, it's well made. Yeah. It's a good, it's that famous director, uh, Robert Eggers. Oh, big egg. It looks beautiful. He's talented as hell.

Very, very. It's just not my, it's not my genre, but I was watching like, yeah, this is good. Yeah. I think a lot of those women were killed back then. Oh, yeah. By the way, the worst lawyer of all time. We're at the courtroom, the Salem witch trials. They're like, these are witches.

Ah, you got me there. Ah, shit. Well, can we see some powers? No, no, we're not doing that. No, right, I tried. Like, you can't prove they're not witches? Can we see some powers? That proves they're a witch.

Well, that's true. But they would have not been able to do them. I'm saying their witches aren't real. This guy should be kicked out along. Well, you know, they would throw the witches in the water tied up with ropes and with stones. And they would say, if she escaped, she's a witch. If she dies, she was pure.

And you know, she's tied up like, what's in this for me? Yeah, exactly. They should just do that about like a girl you hate. My ex, she's a witch. All right, put her in the water. See what happens. Oh, wow. She's four, oh, he's 42.

Yeah, he's got a lot of movies. He was 14 once. Watch out. Such a hilarious thing to. That could be a bit. There's got to be a bit there for sure. Everybody was 14 once. Everyone has been young.

Yeah, that's hilarious. Like Epstein, maybe Epstein goes the other way. Like, she's 16. Well, she will be 30. One day. How about his, do you see his suicide note? Yeah, yeah, I didn't read it. They just released it.

I love it, they just released this shit. I know, it's like a rap album. His suicide note, like, he totally wrote, it was, he wrote, he wrote, it was, he wrote, uh, he wrote it. I was, like, Jewish suicide note of all time. No fun not worth it. It's like, oh, why did I do this? My stomach. There's no point in doing this.

It literally reads like a Trump tweet. Like, Trump wrote it like, well, he's very Trumpy. If you read his emails. Oh, really? Because people are like, he's very smart. Then he reads emails and they're like, this guy's a bozo. He talks like Trump a little bit. That's true. That's true.

And then not worth it is like, my friend's like, that's awful. It would be worse if he said worth it. Oh, yeah. Worth it is worse. What's going to come out first? The Epstein files fully, you know, public or Bobby Lee's special? It's tough to say. Both on Hulu.

But, yeah, he, I just feel like they just are giving us like piece by piece. Yeah. It's a slow news day. Give him another kernel from the. Exactly. Let's just not think about the war. Don't think about the war. The gas prices.

Here you go. Yeah. It's funny. The war, I think, started to get us off the Epstein. And now you do Epstein to get off the war. Yeah, it's back and forth. Back and forth. It's all chess game bullshit.

Damn. You got any wrecks? Ooh. Let's see. I don't know. I watched something recently. That was good. Oh, I watched the Martin Short Doc.

Oh, I didn't even know there was a dog. Oh, yeah. It's called Life is Short. It is Heartwarming. My God. Some amazing, he's one of these guys back in the day in the 90s who would just walk around with a camp quarter. Life is short. I thought that was a Vern Troyer, Doc. All right. That's cool. That's the Kevin Hart roast. Yeah, but it's fascinating because he came up with all these greats.

John Candy, Catherine Ahera, Eugene Levy and him were roommates, Dan Aykroyd, all these guys, all these Canada guys. And they all did Second City together. And he has footage of all that shit coming up. And now they all hang out every holiday. So he's at his house and the doorbell rings at L.A. And it's like, Cathedral O'Hara, Dave Thomas, Tom Hanks walks in. It's insane. Steve Martin walks in. It's crazy footage.

Hanks was at the cellar the other night. No way. Actually, he was at Cafe Wah. All these famous people were at the cellar one night. It was like Olivia Rodriguez and all these people. Whoa. Yeah. And then they're like, oh, that's Tom Hanks.

I was like, oh, shit. You saw him? For like a second. And then I guess they went to the Cafe Wah. That's crazy. Wow. That's pretty cool. Cafe Wa, though.

I know. Go to the cellar. I don't know what they're doing. That's cool. So the doc is, what is it? On Apple? Netflix. I feel like all these are on Apple usually.

Yeah. All right, cool. Well, this is not a Apatow joint. So we've got on Netflix. So it's short. Yeah. The dock is short as well. Exactly.

Yeah, all right. That sounds good. Really cool. He's just so talented. Like, he's one of these guys who, what the hell are you pulling up? I'm trying to talk. I got sidetracked on Olivia. She used to be 14.

What are you doing? He's such an interesting guy because he has zero, what's the word? Self, where you second guess yourself? No doubt. No self-doubt. So he just does shit and he just does these crazy big movements and finds it on stage. I would say you were the same way. You voted on the biggest touring comic in America, Mark.

Oh, Nate Bargots. Yeah, well. You know, I hear a funny story. Gillis was telling me he did a movie he did that mad movie and Christian Bale is in it as one of those announcers He's someone in it, yeah, he forgot who he played.

American guy does the American accent So Shane said he just does the accent all the time because he's trying to stay in character Yeah huge comedy fan And he's talking to Gillis and he goes Oh my God, you're not going to believe who I saw in the airport the other day And Shane's like, I don't know who

And he goes, Dusty Slay Shane's like you like Dusty Slay He's like I'm a huge comedy fan I couldn't believe I saw I was too scared to approach him. And you're like, Dusty Slay. I mean, like, Dusty's a funny guy, a cool guy. But the idea of Christian Bale being nervous around Dusty Slay is hilarious.

I'm always, I've such low self-esteem. I'm always blown away when like a big, great actor likes comedy. I know. Or does anyone, yeah. Anyone when they like it. I know. I know. It's cool.

Like, we have comedy nerds who will, like, buy our merch and, you know, watch this show every week. They buy a bodega cat. I'm always like, thank God for you. I know. I love that. Daniel Day Lewis is like, Brendan Sagalow?

Oh my God. It's just hilarious. It's great. I mean, yeah, I heard about that movie. Nicholas Cage is in it. Edelman's in it. Julian Edelman's in. Oh, nice.

A lot of people, maybe, David O. Russell, hasn't made a movie in a while. Yeah, he was great. Three Kings fucking ruled. Killer. Disaster. Oh, yeah. Ben Stiller.

Also, uh, he did a weird woman. Did he do the fighter? Oh, maybe. Yeah. Silver Linings playbook. He made some great flicks. Didn't he do one with Lily Tomlin? It was like a political...

I heard Huckabee. That was it. That was it. Yeah. She fucking lost it on him. Remember that? I thought he lost it on her. He lost it on her.

But then she lost it on him. Well, pull that up. Man, he's a good director. Yeah. He doesn't get talked about a lot. I think he might be... He might have some anger problems. Yeah, I think you're right.

That... Well, a son of Christian Bale lost it, too. Remember that? He had a crazy snap on set. And it was very eloquent. you go method like that or so in it they're yeah they might they're probably an inch away

from this okay you were looking you're planning to make a big on the right and the sports down you put the folder down for a second yeah and take your legs off the desk and a whole bunch of other stuff

I thought it was in a car when I was being you take your leg down to we could like okay for Christ's sake let's just take it one fucking line at a time instead of changing everything is it's very difficult to even create what you're going to do when it's constant a barrage of changes changes do this

no way you're right you know do it a different way do it a different way you don't get me started no it's cool yeah okay so i'm just saying let's just you know it's impossible one actor's doing one thing another actor's doing another and i'm not i'm not as i'm not as brilliant as you i can't try to keep up with you we're being very efficient great actors too yeah Let's rehearse. You're being impatient. Let's rehearse. I couldn't understand you. That's not the first time. I thought he was, I remember him yelling.

There was one in the car. There was one in the fucking crew. There we go. You're trying to fucking out, you bitch. Oh. Oh. Well, I have it. Why don't you fuck yourself?

Why don't you fuck your whole movie? Why don't you fuck your whole movie? Because that's what you're doing. Oh, throws up. We better get some insurance against the director. fucking one-women show with them. Oh, go do another Wonder Woman show. Damn.

Another way of a one-woman show is a fucking girl. Yeah. It wasn't a war. Whoa, he's off in the distance screaming. You're a fucking grown-up. Ah! Comes to like Kramer. I'm here to fucking help you.

That's all I was doing is trying to help me out of everything. Can't wait to see you guys on set. This is on me. Wouldn't that be funny if one of us was just a lunatic? Yeah. Like we're totally chilling that at nowhere Mark's like, you're fucking up the movie. I said oat milk. Oh, wow. That was crazy. Pull up the Christian Bail one if he can because that one was very eloquent.

He's still a British guy at the end of the day. I had dinner with Lily Tomlin once and I will say, I brought this up. I was like just curious and she was like, it's just, shit gets tense sometimes. Yeah. He's great. She was like, you know, so she seemed to brush it off. How long ago to the dinner would she like, say I'm a lesbian? Immediately.

Prior was in love with her, you know that? No. Yeah. Oh, shit. Totally in love. He liked the honkeys. She was very pretty back in the day. Like Nashville and stuff?

Yeah, yeah. Great flick. Laughing. Ever see shortcuts? No, I don't look at it. I fucking walk around and rip down. No, shut the fuck up, Bruce. Do I want?

No! No! Don't shut me up. Am I going to walk around and rip your fucking lights down in the middle of a scene? Then why the fucking? fuck are you walking right through a da da da da like this in the background what the fuck is it with you like conne mcgregor he broke his accent yeah don't you fucking understand what movie is this

the terminator one i believe it's hilarious to have a full-on meltdown on a bad movie yeah yeah true like rob schneider's like will you fuckers get it together this is two spigolo too this is act right you know it's funny my wife gets term on by this shit. She thinks a guy screaming like that is hot. That's a problem. Oh, no. Well, she's like, he's passionate. That means he's probably going to be passionate in bed. He's, you know,

he's fiery. Women, like, I think, decisive. Yeah. Yes. Right knife in the kitchen. It was Christian Bayle. He's preparing for this movie. And, no, there's a, I think there's a type of woman who's into that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because, you know, he's handling business. You know, he's tough. He's taking charge.

But there's a fine line between, like, I'm in command. in control and I'm a complete lunatic. Well, that's women in a nutshell. And I don't know what this is. I mean, maybe he's in the right here. I don't know this situation. Yeah, but women like a fine line. They don't want to get assaulted, but they do want to get choked. I mean, there's a real... I mean, you want a guy who's able to protect you, which means he's got to be a little tough. Right. You want a guy who can't...

But he's too tough. He might kill you. Yeah, can't beat you up, but won't. Exactly. So we're... Sometimes it's good to remind him every once in a while. You know, I could beat you up. Yes, yes. But I won't. Exactly. But I could. I won't do it though. Yeah.

I can. And she's like, good, but I won't. She's like, great. Okay. But I'm thinking about it right now. But only because you brought it up. Yeah. And I'm hard.

I do like a solo F. We get a lot of our weird out. Yeah, David Cross would not find this fun. That was fucking weird. I did not know that was a whole thing. Oh, yeah. That is crazy. I did the round.

on the internet. I mean, clearly, there's a fucking narrator. There's a fart breakdown. David Advereaux kicked in. Yeah. That is crazy. Have you guys seen each other since? Yeah, he's, you know, fart under the bridge.

He totally, you know, I think he's forgotten about it, but still, I'll never forget. That would be weird if he was still pissed. I know. Just looking at you like. You know what we should do? We should both, like, stock up on beer, cheese, and cabbage. And have him back in here. and just hot box the shit out of it.

You guys are farting. We're farting. Let's get some like really oily Chinese food. Yes. And just let it rip. Oh, yeah. We're drinking prune juice. Yeah, we'll lock the door and just fart it up.

He's like, why are we drinking prune margaritas? We're like, eh, that'd be fun. That'd be a good time. Welcome to the gas chamber. We love you, Kuros. We got to get Odincirk on here. He was at the Netflix party. I know.

Yeah, he was. He's pretty cool. A shining light off in the distance. I was too scary. to approach. Amazing career. Like, SNL writer.

Stand up. Mr. Show. Yeah. Then all these great, fucking action hero. I know, I know. The most,

like, if you told me he's going to be an action hero in a movie, you're like, what? We do have a weird kink

in America for old dudes being action heroes. Liam Neeson. We don't want to, we don't want to confront death. That's mortality.

That's what it is. It's like a woman getting plastic surgery. I got to stay hot. Yeah, we got to stay tough. That's the dude woman, plastic surgery.

Completely. Totally. Tiano. If you get trafficked, I could save you. Guess what? If it happens in real life, I can't. No, no. I can't even save you from the guy

with the knife in the kitchen. Traffic, you can't even drive. I mean, have you ever seen the equalizer with Denzel? Yes. Where's literally a girl getting trafficked and he walks in and he's just like, here's $9,500 for a freedom, which I'm like, all right, Home Depot salary. Let's fucking, what are we doing here?

I know, and then they... Is it Dakota Fanning? No, it's another girl. I forgot a name. That's, yeah. But that's man on fire. But then, of course, they're like, you know. Man on fire was Jay Leno.

That's an old reference. But then he, but then instead he's like, he's like, he just beats the shit out of like nine armed Russians. He's unarmed. I'm like, Denzel 70, dude. I know. I know. I mean, it's enjoyable. It's like watching it.

It's a lot of close-ups because you know he can't move. Yeah. Yeah. Well, how old's Keanu? I mean, John Wicks on number four already. But he moved pretty well. He did. Especially in the first one.

Yeah. Which is where we wait until men are after 55 to start kicking ass. Does Keanu have the best action movie catalog of anyone? 61. He might have the best action movie catalog. You think what? Point breaks. Three, um.

Matrix. Matrix. Speed. Point break. Yeah, no, you got it. He might have the best action movie. Rambo. Rambo.

It's like five Rambo. Oh, yeah. So you're bringing in Stallone. Five Rockies. Yeah, but Rocky's not an action movie. All the. It's a sports movie. Sports movie.

But what about the dependables? What's it called? Expendables. There's a couple of those. They're wearing dependables. It's called the Depends. All right, same joke. But that's a good one.

Kianu's pretty all time, though. I would put Will Smith up there as well. Action. To that? Well, he's got a... He did hit Chris Rock. That wasn't action. No, what is there...

I mean, this is like... I think that's untouchable. Maybe you're right. Maybe you're right. Four John Wixon. They're all pretty fucking good. Four John Wixson and three Matrix. All right.

Already's crazy, but he's throwing point break, speed, and... I think ballerino was... Oh, that's John Wick, okay, no one. I was gonna say, I think that's action. Speed is so good. I love speed. Pop quiz hot shot. I saw it in the theater.

You saw it in the theater? I was 11, yeah, it was amazing. Oh, that must have been insane. It was insane. What a dumb concept, and they fucking pulled it off? I know, I know. Well, Dennis Hopper is always good. A good villain is just everything.

And Bullock was cute as he was. They had the guy from Ferris Bueller in it randomly. Yeah. And then, I mean, point break fucking rules. Yeah, it's one of the best. It's just such a fucking fun movie. It's so cheesy, but in a good way. It's aware.

It knows it's cheesy. Yeah. It's fucking great. Do you remember like a small bar in Brooklyn did point break night where they would have all the actors guys coming in and rob the fucking bar. And they would pull someone out of the audience every night to play Keanu's part. And it was perfect. because they weren't actors, and Keanu was such like a stiff, I'm an FBI agent.

Yeah. It's so stiff that just anybody can play the role. Well, Liz made the great point that he has to become a surfer in the movie, but he's the only one who sounds like a surfer. You know, it's all these other guys are like, hey, what's up? I'm flea. And he's like, what's up, man? He's the cop, but he sounds like the Valley guy.

He's so good. Is he from Mellé? He must be. I don't know. I know he's half Filipino. Yeah, it really is. But he still, whatever Keanu is, it don't crack. I know.

He looks amazing. Yeah, where's he from? Beirut! We were way off! Holy shit. Oh, he's Canadian. Huh? A lot of good exports, man.

I know. Comedy is unbelievable. I mean, you just mention all those SCTV people. Then fucking Jim Carrey, dude, Norm. Yeah, Norm, Seth Rogan, Michael Sarah, Martin Short, yeah, Lorne Michaels. Yeah, Norm. Dan Aykroyd, Rick Moranus, Mike Myers. Damn.

His dad's Hawaiian. There you go. Chinese English and Portuguese descent. I don't like when they add too many. Just give me the two parents. What are the parents? I got to know what to call you. Yes, I need a slur.

There's too many mixes. That's why everyone loves him. He's every group mashed together. Ah, you're right. He is, when you're that ethnically ambiguous, everyone kind of claims you. And he rides motorcycles. He's in a band. I mean, he's the coolest guy.

The motorcycle thing kind of worries me. I think at a certain age, you got to give that shit up. I think he did have an accident. Really? That's what I mean. You got to fucking, I knew a guy who just fell off one of the things. He's a limp now permanently. Whoa.

Yeah, dude. Having a Dean Del Rey as well. He's a limp? Yeah, well, he fucked him up. He was in the hospital for like a week. Damn. I mean, that's what I mean. You get to a certain age.

Yeah. Yeah. And it's gonna happen. And they make laws and shit for this. It was like a Connecticut law where you have, they made it all you have to wear a helmet because they were sick of scraping fucking people off the highway. It's like, you're not going to wear a fucking. fucking helmet on a motorcycle on the highway i know that's crazy that's crazy i think you should wear a helmet

with a bike probably yeah people fucking we know a guy who died that way yeah this guy won't touch a helmet you won't wear a helmet on the bike i see you always on the bike without a helmet you should rock one i hate to sound like an old you're a dad i'm an old and an annoying jew yeah something to protect now i shouldn't wear a fucking helmet it's hard to get one around that dome though look at that thing you do you do a spaghetti strainer or something spaghetti strained with a little string he falls it just makes it worse like oh fuck oh god

the blood's squirting in good times good times man another thing that happened at the fest that I really like please uh we interviewed Kevin Neeland and he sat on his balls you're obsessed with the balls I don't remember that he

he just went oh shit god I sat on my balls and then he wants to put it on a loop Kevin Neal and sits on his balls is like $12 million. It's like the Simpsons kicked in the groin. You're Homer.

Kicked in the groin. With Mole man. Pull that up if you can't because it goes, do you know, y'i-o-ya-o-ya-ha. And that beat out. Oh, no, Homer wanted that to beat out

like the moving documentary. Yeah. It was like some art. It was Barney as like an alcoholic. And Homer's like, I got to vote for, I got to vote for man gets hit in the balls. Ons, Mallman, productions presents.

Man getting Hit my football Oh, the critic That's a salikus Give that man to $10,000 This isn't America's funniest home videos That's it That is good

That is so good The Simpsons unrivaled For that run Nothing's touching it No and it's still on Prime Simpsons and Prime Sincons and Prime Seinfeld are like fucking unbeatable. They're just unbeatable, dude.

Can't beat it. Yes, Liz said Matt groaning or graining. Nobody knows. Was that his show? Was that his show? That's crazy. It's groaning, I think. I mean, what a legend that guy is.

And no one knows what he looks like, so he can just go anywhere. That is all time. How much money must he have? A lot. You think over 500 million? Pull it up? Yeah, I would think so. Although this shit's never accurate, but yeah.

I think he would. Would it have been on 40 seasons? Too many seasons? You got to wrap it up. Yeah, but if they don't age, fuck it. It's like comfort food. I just see it on. I just leave it on.

I don't even listen to it. You don't watch the new ones. No, no, no. But the old ones? 600. 600. 600 were close. Just the merchandise alone.

And Futurama. You made a second hit show. Yeah, and the Futurama's great. It's good. Yeah, there's movies now. I mean, it's, uh... This is like Jerry money. Jerry probably has close to over 600 million.

Uh, yeah. He said he's close to a bill. Wow. Yeah, I said it on. interview, not to me. I'm not a lot of talking to. Yeah. That's got to be fun.

Pull up Jerry zinging the guy at the diner on the bike. If you can find it. This might be hard to find. What is this? So this guy, like a TMZ type guy, is filming Jerry ride a bike and Jerry parks the bike and goes into a restaurant to meet Larry David or something.

And the guy zings Jerry. And it's like a weak, bad zing. And Jerry goes, that was it, huh? That was all you had. You saw me. You had time to prepare. Are you never going to see me again? You're nobody.

I'm huge. Here we go. It's like the guy in the action movie where they take their best shot. Yes. And then Steven's the call just goes, sure. Yes. But it's such a better move than to re-to-zing back.

He just insulted the zing. That's all you got. Let's see it. Is this it? This is it? God, TMZ is so dushy. I know. Oh, this is where you had breakfast with him.

Oh, yeah. This is the one on 57. Hey, doing, man. Brooklyn Diner. Has everything been? It's big a help. Are you? Sure.

Yeah. Join New York City, man. Why are you riding a bike, man? You don't need a bike. You gotta come up with something to. Well, I would think you got to... That's all I got. Let me ask you.

What's the worst crowd, the worst performance? You're done. Where was it? Like, how to go down? I'm sorry one more time? The worst place, like your bomb. I'm sure comics go through all the time. Another very weak, weak question. You need something.

Then what would you want to ask you? You're trying to get this on TMZ? Yeah, I am TMZ, yeah. Well, you've got to have something. I've seen that show. You've got to, you got to, people that get stuff on that show, they ask provocative, interesting questions. I mean, you are an interviewer now.

That is true, correct. I don't want to ask any comedian about bombing. That's like, you know, you ask some kid that is just starting in the business. Yeah. I'm an old pro. You're doing it 35 years. Yeah. He's like asking a cab driver about making a wrong turn.

It's like, too elementary. He's schooling the guy. The guy, I get to meet Jerry, and he just jujitsued and flipped the whole thing. And now Jerry's like. But he gave him his moment. He tried. Well, I mean, he gave him a clip, clearly. But also it's so funny that he's like, I'm not mad.

I'm disappointed. Oh, yeah. That's the saddest part of this is that he's getting just fucking karate chopped. Yeah. And I mean, oof. I know it says, look at that. Jerry took him to school. Literally, wow.

He's like, you're a bad interviewer. Here's why your question's bad. Yes, yes. It's framed poorly. Everything's bad about this. Yeah, and he's giving him the time of day, too, and it's the guy still blew it. You're ambushing a legend with why do you ride a bike? You don't need to ride a bike.

I don't know. Some people fucking, it's like asking some why you on the subway. It's a fucking easy way to travel. Right, right. Maybe he likes riding a bike. Yeah. Who gives this shit? I just love that.

You never see because I don't. You want to take a fucking private jet to the diner? What do you expect But if I were Jerry I'd be like What can I say back? What's a good line? But this was a way better move

Was to take him down Yeah To undress the guy What did Jerry say to you After I said this is Monique? Not funny That's not funny We all laughed though

It was That guy or that guy No Well this is worse Because he fucking likes Mark Well hopefully But he gave me the point too He goes

That's not fun And I went he gets on the private jet he sees the pilot he goes Osama not funny he's like get off the jet the pilot is in the audience yeah well you ever seen that curb episode where he goes hey your wife's got nice tits and he goes why the fuck would you talk about my wife's

too you can't say that he goes I took a risk that's my whole comedy mantra who said that He says that about Jerry's what. He's talking to some guy. He goes, boy, your wife's got great tits. And the guy flips. He's like, you can't talk about my wife.

He's like, why would you say anything? He was, I'm curious. That's my whole amount. You're going to be on the jet with them. You're going to say the wrong thing. He and his wife are going to parachute out like in point break. I'm so cold. I'm so cold, Johnny.

That's because you're dying, man. You're losing blood and you're going to die. He's like, he's like, why you have to be so direct? Yeah, it's a little literal. You're losing blood, man. Oh, yeah. See, I took a risk. When I saw that, I jerked off. I laughed. I laughed at both.

Yeah. I laughed at how inappropriate you were and I laughed at Jerry called it out. I thought it was fucking funny. I thought, yeah, I'm trying to take it risk here. We're going for it. We're all comedians. It's a private setting. I took a risk.

I mean, one of my favorite curb moments is when Larry is playing cards and the guy folds on a great hand. And Larry goes, you fucking cunt. Oh, you cunt. And he just won't let up and everyone shuts down. around him and go, that's a very misogynistic term. Like, all these, like, proper people are like, excuse me? Yeah. And he's like, it was a cunty thing.

Like, you can't let it go. That is like, that is prime Larry David. That is like at his peak. Totally. And the guy was a little effeminate too. So he was like, he was like triggered and taking a back. And they had to like hold him and console him.

That was so good. Being held after being called a cunt is the cuntiest thing ever. Yes. Like it just, it solidifies that you're a cunt. Yes. That whole scene had me dying. Dying. Going to an adult man, a cunt.

Yeah. And not letting it go. And then later, if you know the episode, they're like, the wife's like, we can't have Larry over anymore. I think he's inappropriate. I think he's over the line. And it shows him and Cheryl in the car together. And they're jokingly, she's like, you can't say that.

He's like, don't tell me what I'd say. And he like fake hits her. And they think it's real because it's through the windshield. Oh, man. Such a good episode. Wait, is this it? I don't know about this. Nothing happened with the dog.

Well, obviously something happened. Oh, okay. But it says I took a risk right there. I know, but it's one second clip. Oh, fuck. I took a risk. Oh, it's a GIF? Yeah.

Uh-oh. This could be a virus of some kind. That's on Peters. Nope, nothing. Nothing. All right, well, maybe YouTube? I mean, it's not on YouTube. We described it.

I took a ready. Yeah, Curb has some fucking moments. And I'll never come. back, I guess. I guess it's done. They went out. It's such a, it's such a classic. Oh, yeah. Oh, you curb or Seinfeld gun to head. Damn, that's tough. Ooh, geez. They're both so good. I mean, and Curb has that Seinfeld season, which is so good. One of the best seasons. The eye toilet. Yeah, I'd probably go Seinfeld because it's a more well-rounded show. I think. And Curb can get a little off the rail sometimes because it's unscripted.

But Curbs got the edge. Also, I haven't seen it as much. Larry is like my hero. Felix Seinfeld's a great leadoff hitter that just always gets on base. And then Curb is like a home run hitter where it doesn't always work. But when it works, it's like it's fucking 450 feet. Exactly. It's killer.

Great analogy. Like Seinfeld is so consistent. It's so like you know, I can put on any episode. I'm just like, oh my God, everyone's whole. And when it really finds its footing. two in like season two, three, where you're like, oh my God, this is, shows you to get that moment to cook and figure it out, but when it really is cooking. Oh, and then it ties up at the end.

It's, it's a beautiful thing. It's perfect, and every character's perfect. And there weren't female characters who were that funny back then. They didn't let women be funny. Yeah, and Elaine is unreal. Like, there was a couple shows, but like very few were a woman as funny as a man. Yeah. And Elaine's hilarious.

And talk about goalposts, but you always say the goal. Gold Post moved. There's a scene where a guy whips it out on a lane and it's a joke. She's like, he took it out. And it's a big laugh. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. He's a sexual predator that guy. I know. And we're laughing. And we're laughing. It's a different time.

I mean, there's a mouth rape joke. Sorry. Oh, same joke. Same joke. He goes, so what happened? Because he gets knocked out in the dentist office and then he's like, I don't know, but I was spitting a rinse like there was no tomorrow. You put his dick in my mouth Yes

Which is insane So Brian Cranston was in this building And we couldn't get him on the pod We couldn't and I got a second to photograph him I had like What? I had just a few frames Let's see it

You're TMZ Let me tell the story first I can't find it What's the worst audition you've ever had Brian Biggest bomb Ever bomb So I was like I gotta tell you I'm a big Seinfeld guy

And for When you were studying your character What? Me? Yeah Do you think that in the background when you're studying for your character, you'd think you sexually assaulted Jerry? You said that? I said that.

Whoa. Well, you're that fucking nerd. You're that Comic-Con guy. Was it real? But no, actors do background in their money. Totally. And he's like a serious actor. Yes.

So he gave me a dead stare. Like, I can't even fucking ask to this. And then he said, I like to think that under the ether, he gave consent. damn that's weird that's a stretch that's like what do you call that refectured history or reinventing history there's a word for it revisionist revisionist that's revisionist I think he was joking yeah but yeah yeah I don't think he's ever been asked a question that crazy that's he that is I mean the episode I think he converted to Judaism just for the jokes oh amazing a schickle of fluoride yeah fucking

are you offended as a Jewish person no I'm offended as a comedian it's so classic so That's like that great Chappelle bit. Remember that? That's a great photo. Remember when Chappelle did the Michael Richards bit? Yes. And he said that N-Words having a bad set. Yeah.

That was brilliant. That's what I knew. I was 10% black and 90% comedian. That's a brilliant joke. Incredible. That's a great pick of Peters, dude. Oh, yeah. Look at that.

Green suit. Yeah, what were you doing that? Charlie Green Giant. Cranston was coming in. He dressed up. Is that velvet? Yeah. Oh, the suit?

It looks like, maybe not. Wow. That's a cool pick Grants is a great actor How do you approach him when he's there Can I just get a minute to do a portrait That's cool And he was smart

And then ask him the most awkward question ever That's his That's literally his reaction to your question So they came in to do this pod for What was it called? What's the pod called? Oh All right

Yes no maybe Which is about Malcolm in the middle And he doesn't And they can get him and we can't Is what you're trying to say Well apparently his PR people Do not like us Or me, just me

You guys are fine. We know why. We need to break it up. So Mark farted on one of our guests. This is a continuing theme. That's not my kind of humor. It was David Cross. And the PR person lost their fucking mind and said never again.

And the guest didn't lose their mind. I know. But they think that we're crude. What happened? Dave Franco's coming on. Whoa. So that's weird. So their client was Allison Bree.

So we can get. We can get her husband. We can get Dave Franco, but we can't get crying cranescent? I didn't say who the person he farted or not who got upset. She didn't seem to be upset. I've seen the clip. It's, uh, she giggled. She didn't giggle.

But she wasn't giggle. That's revisionist her right there. She gave consent. She liked it. She was sleeping. She liked it. Even worse, she used to be 14. Pull up the clip, God damn.

I think there was a smirk. Well, she said something like I was going to pretend like it didn't happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, she didn't seem pissed. No, not at all. But the PR people, I think, were in shock. They're probably used to fucking Fallon. Exactly.

They're used to like the most. That's what we like getting away with things. Yeah. I just farted. No one caught it. I wasn't going to say anything. Giggle. I tasted it.

Oh, no. Yeah, you can get away with a lot. I thought she played it up perfectly. I thought so, too. Boy, we looked. That was like, what was that? 15 years ago? She's like, she liked that she's in the elevator with the PR people.

Never again. How dare you? Never forget. Well, I doubt she's been farted on an interview. Yeah, and I would bet that. Yeah. She's great. Love Madman, dude.

So cool. When are we getting slattery and ham? Community. No dice. I bet. Oh, really? When's slattery coming on? Steppingstone, two ham.

When's Joan coming on? When do we get Christina Hendrix? Oh. I won't fart on her. Oh, really? Wait, that's a lock? Yeah, she said yes. That's going to be tough to...

She's awesome. You've got to be on the best behavior there, Sam. Yeah, dude. You're going to be eyes up here. Sam's a tit man. Jesus Christ. I'm a full package, man. All right.

Am I a tip man? Oh, yeah. Big time. You think so? Since I've known you. I don't think she was never born. What are you? I'm a full pack

I'm not like a tit guy but I like tits I like ass I like a leg I like a waist is obviously most important Not for me Really?

Yeah I'll do a butter Really? Oh yeah I don't mind The butter face is almost hotter To me because it's like All body Does that make sense?

Yeah but the body you can fix The face you can't fix That's true I guess you can now With surgery and stuff But that's kind of weird too Also they're kind of more appreciative You're looking at the face more

I guess they're not a doggy I guess at my scenario we're not going on a date Where'd he go? I don't know We walked him dude All this part talk has offended our fucking producer Matt Peters God she's beautiful She is an attractive woman and she's so cool on Mad Men

I know I mean that's like that is like the tough character Like I love her arc and I love that she's like Is a part of the company and I love that she's You know been through the rent ringer. Totally. She's just like, I mean, one of the coolest characters. Every character on that show is great.

That show is a fucking masterpiece. It really is. What was it? AMC? Yeah. They had that and Breaking Bad. What a run. Catching shit today for not having black people on the show.

It's 1962. And there were black people. They were like in the elevator and stuff. Yeah, it wasn't enough, obviously. But it was, yeah. I mean, look, period pieces, you know. Yeah. I mean, what about Asians?

What about Latinos? But they're like, well, it's New York in the 60s. There are black and Hispanic people. everywhere. There were some black characters in the show, but yeah, there weren't a lot for sure. Yeah, there was the one where Peggy slept at the black lady's house and then she stared at her purse. Remember that? Yeah, so that wasn't a, not a great look, but again, it's the 60s. And there's an episode where Roger did Blackface. I don't know what they're talking about. Good point. Good point. And they got robbed by a black guy on the sidewalk at one point, on a date.

Representation. Representation. No, it's a great, save these for the next Kevin Hartrose. But, no, it's a, dude, it's a perfect show. It's incredible. Oh, incredible, yeah. I mean, it made ham. Yeah. Put them on the map for sure. It's fucking great. Should we plug some dates or what?

Yeah, let's get some dates going. Oh, you had a weird face. Oh, okay. Guess that's just your face. Here we go. I got the Turning Stone Casino in Verona on June 6th, and then, yeah, I got a big little, I'm going to add some stuff soon, but hopefully we're filming a movie in July. Hopefully.

We're working on it. I got August 30th, Lisbon, then Athens, Greece. Greece, Budapest, Zagreb, and Croatia, Vienna, Warsaw. I think I went to add a second, and Warsaw, I'm pretty pumped for that. Helsinki, Stockholm, and Copenhagen. And then, you know, I had some stuff. I'm building up. I'm building up in the city at Comedy Cellar and other clubs I'm bouncing around.

Hell yeah. They were kind of tough last night. Everybody had us. We all struggled. I got off stage. I got off stage. I go, how you doing, man? He goes, better before that set.

Yeah, they were tough. Oh, yeah. And then I went up and I was like, oh, you ain't lying. Yeah. What was it? I usually get a nice pop at your show and I got no pop. No pop. They were a lot of foreigners and I think it was hot as shit in the room.

The room is too hot. I feel like that's been a problem there. It is. But your show is like literally my, I feel like so confident of one in your show and I left like, I don't have as much as I thought. No, we all, but I wouldn't judge them by that. They were tough. All right.

Why does this come out? Oh, Sunday. Okay. I'll be in Philly. I think it's all sold out. I do well in Philly. And then we got a. Oh, helium.

Yeah. Classic. Back at the clubs. Wind Creek Event Center and Bethlehem, PA. Oh, that's a November. That's a great one. Oh, is it? Spokane Comedy Club.

We had to the 4 p.m., it's not selling. Milwaukee Improv, Irvine Improv, back to L.A., bringing the boy to L.A. Whoa. Yeah, Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle and outside of Detroit, Royal Oak, and then hilarities in Cleveland. All great rooms, man. Great club. Emerald City in Seattle, never been, excited. Hold on, David Cross.

Oh, all right I'm, I know You said the N-word Cubs comedy club and us SF Houston Improv That's a big room Love, love Texas

Zanis in Nashville Here we go Pittsburgh Impro All classics You might have to move some of these though Yeah If we make a movie I'm ready to move

If we make a movie I'm fucking pumped It's I don't want to jinx this But I'm feeling A little good about it Yeah apparently they've been Location scouting That's what I hear

Regina, Regina, Saskatchewan, Calgary, Alberta, and Minneapolis, to name a few. And follow us at punchup. Live slash Mark Norman, punchup. Live slash Samarrel. You can get our exclusive content there and also get our mailing list because all the apps are burying our shit. You can't see where we're going to be. True. You'll see it.

And yeah, we got Mark's documentary with Salakuse, a Markumentary. Oh, yeah. Pushing Boulder doing great on YouTube right now. 450,000 views. That's amazing. We're going to hit a half a mill soon and get some bodega cat. Get some bodega cat. Any places to shout out that I,

because I think we just made some progress in Ohio. I think we're legal in Ohio now. Legal Ohio and maybe Jersey. We just got a new distributor. So yeah. No longer with Park Street in Jersey more than that coming soon. New distribution. If you have a bar in Jersey,

you want bodega cat DM the bodega cat Instagram account, a bodega cat whiskey. Hell yeah. And talk to our boy, Ed Herman and we're cruising with it. It's more and more restaurants in New York City. Chicago hit us up too. We're illegal in Illinois, so let's keep fucking moving.

Love you guys. See you next week. Woohoo. Comedy. Sunday's a day. I've had a little too much bourbon and Norman's talking shit about the fucking post and I ain't wait.

Up on the road. I'm out to lunch here in New Bern. I