We're Here to Help - 233: Breaking and Entenmann's & Tat-Two

Episode Date: November 24, 2025

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He looked nice. Really? A little gray beard. Yeah, he looked good. Getting older. Nah, but you got good. You got good salt and pepper. What's going on all you, buddy?

I'm hammered. No. Have you been loosening up? No. You deserve it, man. You've been on a grind, brother. I know, but I'm, I haven't been. I have like, you know what I've been doing.

like this whole week is I've been like, I'm going to have some wine tonight and I'll have like three sips and then I'll pass out for 45 minutes. Last night, first time in ages, I was like, you know what, I'm cracking a bottle. Yeah. I had half a glass. I was like, delicious. It's pathetic. I was exhausted. It's like if I, if I can push through to like a half bottle, then I'm like, all right, now we're moved, but I can't even get there. Yeah, I feel the same way. Well, I also think you and I have both been traveling a lot. Yeah. It really, really, does take it out of you i got to say something that's going to excite you and the community listen to you you're going to like you're showman always gareth what do you got old world showman

man i should be living out of a tent you are yeah you really are in another lifetime i traveled around and lived out of a tent and would say isn't this the best everybody well you know you'd have You love, like, a, like, ruined top hat and some rats. And people would be like, this guy is squirking. Let me tell you, I got an idea. I got an idea now that we're in Missouri. That, you need to write a time, like a period piece where you were in the 1840s, like, working out of a tent, Connie. Fuck, I would love it.

Let me tell you something that's going to be excited. Gareth, we've had two different people write in an offer without joking to donate. a kidney your thoughts that's a weird email it's a great email now we got to get the match though well so we don't know here's what i'm doing in the real world i forwarded them to the caller and i said this is a little bit more intense than the friendship game so anybody who writes in i'm going to just send to you you do some vetting and if there are people you like and it's more than one as of now we've got two then we're going to bring them out of the show and then we're going to do a game wait wait are

you suggesting that if there's if there's more than one match that we literally are going to pick a personality i think the i mean this is that's the use this is organ porn this is porgin well that's what this goddamn community's about didn't my brother create a website called we need to pick. Yeah, but I don't know if that was an Oregon base. Ah, yeah, honestly. Name one. Name one. Which photo of Steve to put in the calendar? By the way, that calendar, you did not look at the email I sent you, Gareth. No, I know. That's just one photo. Morgan made a comp calendar. I know. I saw. Did you look? No. Gareth, there are Steve Berg quotes in it. it is so funny she did such a good job with that calendar

there each month there's just a different quote are you seeing it yeah just read a couple don't give them all away in steve voice yes there's just something so appealing about Saturn great planet What month? You have to say the month first. October. Okay. Um, hold on.

Wait, I think that I just, I think I just got a screech out of one of them. Oh, no, no, no, no, sorry. Stop. Come on, chill, dude. Remember the showman thing? I'm in a tent right now. Rain sitting in us. I know.

We've got an audience of nine people. I'm the guy, I'm the guy who ate some dimes and you're like, wait, those are not. Well, you want to hear January? Yeah. I had dinner with a psychic one, super stressful. Give me another one. Let's skip ahead. Let's see what we got a little later in the air here.

What I go to April? Song, dance, or battle? A professional needs to be ready for all three. I mean, it is. It's the calendar of the year, man. It is like he's Brad Pitt. Demand more gargoyles on your local buildings. What?

demand them all right one more this is it let's get lost together i mean steve burg ladies and gentlemen yeah but what do you think is kidney business uh i i mean if we have an embarrassment of kidneys that's crazy but it's also you know massive news for the show and for what this team's all about we might be part of somebody needing a kidney someone in this community going I'm interested, figured out if they're a match, having them all on the show. Now, you talk about a follow-up, Gareth. Well, to have a kidney party, shocking.

Well, you know, Jesse Eisenberg just gave up a kidney. He did? Yeah. How do you know that? He's a friend. No, he did. Like, someone needed a kidney, so he donated it. Great.

We should have him calling. Well, if we're talking about... Well, you know how you always... insert yourself in things and I say you're never going to do it. Yeah. Gareth, will you put your name on the list? What are you doing? Producing.

I'm producing. No. I want to talk to you off. You know what I am doing on Saturday? Working on a wedding speech with a nine-year-old. You are? Yeah. That's happening?

Yeah. Oh, my God. This shows the best. It's your first session. Yeah. All right. So that's going to be. that'll be on Patreon

on Monday. So if you want to hear that, go to the Patreon and you're going to record all of it. Will you put all of it up on edited? Yeah, I'll just edit it down for a main show at some point. I don't even think we use it until we can't. You know, a little further down the line.

But yeah, I know, so we're, you know, the kid has some nerves, but oh my God, Saturday we're chatting. Yeah. Now, and that's just round one. I agree. But let's do this now. Really quickly.

We can't go along because this is an intro. Everybody's going to say, get to the show. Yeah. But here we are. Yeah. Don't just go showman. Pigley and Motem. Not what I was saying.

Let's do a little practice, Ron. I'm the little boy. Okay. In three, two, Pigley and no. Well, I'm going to, the first thing is going to be a lot of like, well, what do you want to say about your dad? So there's going to be personal information, you know? Okay. All right. You don't know?

I don't know. I don't know. What do you love about your dad and his fiancé's relationship? I don't know. Huh? I don't know. I don't think this is going to work, little boy. Garrett, come on. Do you call me Garrett?

Garrett. Yeah. I dropped the H. Okay. I don't know. I really don't know. I'm going to be vetting him, and I'm going to be. I think we'll get there.

Can I pitch? Can I pitch an idea? No. Come on. Okay. All right, go ahead. Come in with three soft jokes about dad's getting married. I'm not going to come in with them. Why not? Because I want to get the lay of the land. I want to get the lay of the land.

So you're going school guidance counselor, cool guy. I wear a hoodie. I get a beard. What's up, man? I get it too. Pat backwards. Are you going bad boy? I'm not going good boy, dummy. Damn, son.

You're going bad boy as I coach. I just started shit. Well, the dad's going to be there too. Of course he is. Of course he is. As soon as I said that, I was like, imagine if he was, yeah, absolutely. There's not a chance a 9-year-old boy should be on a Zoom with you talking jokes. It's not anything about being anything other than just be very secure.

for everybody. Not for you, just for the boy. No one's worried about you. For everybody. What would be used to do? Why do you want the dad there? What's your concern?

I don't even have a concern. You said for everybody. I want the boy to feel as comfortable as possible. No, you are the boy and you want you to feel as comfortable. You said for everybody. I don't want anyone stealing from me. When I used to, that's why you're not leading out with jokes.

What I used to, it's like I start giving him jokes my special because I'm worried it'll never air. But that was my rhythm. So that was my joke, little guy. You're adding too many fucking work. You know, let's take a five. When I used to do kids' birthday parties, that was the thing. It was like, you, like, if sometimes you would have, sometimes there'd just be like you and a birthday kid. And I remember the first time that I was like, all right, I'll go check out your fish tank. And then I was like, no, Oh, don't do that.

I was like, you don't go right away. I was like, nope, you get, parents should always be here. Yeah, man. Yep. Yeah, man. All right. Without, what are we talking about the episode? You jump into the show.

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Gareth is a little sick, but I'm feeling good. I feel great. Can we get your name, please? Yeah, my name's Katie. Hey, Katie. Hey, Katie. How you doing? Hey, Katie. I am great.

I could barely sleep last night. I was so excited. Really? Is this true? Oh, boy. Yeah, I'm also. pregnant, so there's pregnant to insomnia, but I do credit some of it to you guys. Is this baby number one, two, three, four, nine, ten?

Where are you at here, Katie? Number three. Ooh. How old are one and two? How are we doing here? One turned three last Monday, and number two is 18 months old. Wow. Katie, you're a crazy person.

We're moving. You're going to have three under four? Yeah, yeah, yeah. you're a wild woman and I respect the hell out of it you got boys or girls what do we got for one and two I got two boys and then we're going to be a girl oh look at you you got two crazy guys and a young lady Katie where are you calling from I'm from North County San Diego beautiful San Diego there's a great casino right off the 5 I used to go to quite a bit on out of ocean side but this isn't about that Katie from

San Diego, you got three kids coming up. You couldn't sleep last night. At about 4 a.m. when you were tossing and turning, what were you thinking about? I was worried that I was going to start my pitch with, okay, so, because I won hot take. It's got me, man. Well, so let's start it for sure with okay so. And I'm asking everybody coming up after hearing this, let's lean in. into the okay comma so much just because it's a hot take doesn't mean it's wrong so hot take

do what you got to do katy okay so take us away okay so i'm right it feels right great it feels good i'm not one of high school presentation today i'm talking to a couple of great dude i'm to relax you know that's exactly right relax chill out i'd say have a drink have a drink it's fine well ironically my question has to do with my pregencies and uh so i'm i'm well let's start here my husband i moved into our house three and a half years ago okay and as you know know i'm on my third pregnancy in this house it's a fertile house sure sure Especially if you're like, we're not trying. We didn't like kids.

Yeah. Yeah. So my question is, how do I stop getting pregnant? I got an answer. I got an answer. So we live in a pretty geriatric neighborhood, which for the most part is great. My next-door neighbor on the left, she'll watch my kids when I go to the OBB appointment. She'll feed our cats.

That's great. Yeah. The other neighbor. First, they're, you know, they're friendly, say hi pretty much to themselves. My issues with the neighbor to the right of me. Again, very nice man. But he has been into our house two times, both times uninvited, and both times, the day I came home from the hospital with my brand new baby. What do you mean uninvited?

I agree. I mean, he showed, well, the very. first one our parents had been here meeting the new baby we just got home from the hospital oh he's excited yada yada they leave i'm in the bedroom trying to figure out the pumps the crying baby all this stuff and my husband comes in and says hey donnie and his wife are here to meet the baby his name is donnie no we're calling him sunny sunny okay i love that name for you Sonny and his wife are here to meet the baby And I said, no

Like, we literally got home two hours ago I also don't know this whole band Yeah Yeah, like we say hi He hasn't watched He hasn't helped with our cats or anything I understand this How old are we called

How old is Sunny? 76 Probably right around there Okay Probably right around there And my husband I said no but he had brought his wife

who is in poorer health and so it was a big and my husband was like it's a big deal that she came all the way over here I can't turn him away I was like fine I put some clothes on and bring out the baby

it felt like presenting my child to like the kingdom queen you know this is so weird fast forward 18 months our families are here the day we come home from the hospital

they walk up door, and we got a little window right next to the front door, and I'm sitting there nursing, and I see Sonny walking up the front walkway, and he opens the door to let's and soap is. Yeah. Hey, Katie, heard you had the baby. Katie, give me a quick taste. How does Sunny dress?

If you catch him in the mornings outside on his front porch, he's in black and red flannel pajamas, full lengths. And during the rest of the day, it's the high-hike khaki pants, shirt's up in, belt. Yeah. What's he wearing when he comes over to see the baby? Not the jammies, thankfully. He's coming ready. And did he bring his wife with him the last time as well?

No, her health has gotten worse. She's less mobile. So the second time it was just him. Okay. but so I asked my husband because I thought of a con into the podcast and I didn't want it to be a simple fix oh just tell your husband to say no so I asked my husband I said hey we got a baby coming in February what are you going to do when he comes over and he said nothing I'm going to open the door well then I got to call the podcast okay this is interesting so Katie first of all next time you come on the podcast sleep before you did a wonderful job yeah you couldn't crush that anymore um now let me ask you a question that the audience is going to think who cares if this old timer comes in his wife's slowly leaving him he's lonely as fuck let's be honest i'm going to be a sunny in my 70s that's a very me move

yes to hello not i'm not going to babysitter watch the cat we have not no relationship, but the baby's here. Any food? I should meet the baby. I understand. I had a feeling you'd probably ask that. And I, could I just say, yeah, come in? Yes.

But part of this is the deep down, Katie, you think. Man, my closest friends wouldn't even come over the day. I come home from the hospital. Those are the people I want to meet my baby. It's wild. It's wild. sunny to be the first person to be all your kids. I completely get that.

I get that too, actually. As well as aren't, I mean, I don't know anything. But aren't you supposed to be a little wary of germs? Germs. Like very early on. Kids can't get sick for the first like two months or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so it's part of that I don't remember if he wanted to hold the baby the first time. I know the second time I was feeding, but he still kind of stood there wanted to see him and fly that pop the baby off and get him out of the cupboard. He held the baby? I can't remember if he did the first time.

That's okay. All right. Sonny's a wild man. Okay. So your specific question today is what, Katie? My specific question is come early February. How do I kindly but, you know, succinctly, firmly, make it so that sunny isn't one of the first people

who meets my brand new baby. It's not really part of our life. This is great. This is a perfect type of problem for our show because guess what? It is serious. Yeah. Yeah.

An old neighbor should not be one of the first people to meet all your kids who's not in your life. That is weird behavior. This world is full of weird. behavior. Yeah. And to your point, it's a different generation. You get lonely when you're older.

But that's not your problem. Right, right, right. It's also, it's my problem now, which is why I'm calling in. It's also a weird precedent has been set. That's why he now feels comfortable doing this. So we have to kind of change it. And he just walks in without locking the door. He cannot be cramering in on baby day.

No. It's absurd. But I also think preserving his feelings. Now, let me ask. you this. Are we allowed to include your husband in our plotting here or are we just leaving him? He's too much of a pushover where he's just going to

wilt no matter what sonny does. Yeah, yeah. I think he's too much of a pushover. So we're going to leave him out. Yeah. Okay. I got some pitches. Please. All right. I'm ready. I'm going to start

Sweet here. And what we could do is we could start just put some coffee cake on the porch with some saran wrap over it and a sign that says mom and baby doing great resting help yourself to some cake

like it's for anyone who's coming over like it's not a sunny specific problem so it's just kind of a way of saying hey thanks for coming by and you can even put out a little you know how people like at their weddings they'll have a little book where you can write something kind in there you could put out a little book

book and say, please leave your sweet thoughts for mom and baby in here. Thanks so much. Something like that. Hey, Gareth. Gareth. Gareth. Who's baking this cake? Thank you. Entomins is. It ain't me. Entomins is baking this cake. So, Katie, before we go down these Gareth pitches, here's what we're not going to pitch for a pregnant woman to do for Sunny, extra work. Okay. All right. We don't want her to do extra work. She's got two kids. three and 18 months, this woman's tired. She's got a baby growing,

taking all the nutrients out of her body and stealing it for her little selfishness. Sucking the life out of me. That little baby, that little girl, I love her, she's selfish. She's taking, the mom eats that little girl goes, mine. A little nightmare.

I was insensitive, and I, and I thought about you getting an intimance. I still think a baby book on the porch can work. Yeah. And a sign that says, I will say. All jokes aside, that's a good pitch. I agree.

It's a good pitch because it's a way to let them know, yes, we're good. And I guess. Yes. Right. Slightly more context is the reason he knows that we're home is because when our parents, we'll tell our parents, hey, we're in discharge today. They show up. My dad likes getting those little gold foil balloons,

spelling out the name of the baby hanging it right outside our front door. Yeah, and you know what that does? Invites old guys over. It's like I know, I know. It's like smoke coming out of the oak chimney. Yeah. Yeah, it's a sweet tradition. So I don't want to say, hey, don't do that for baby number three because I love

coming home and seeing that for babies one and two. Sure. But that's the, that's how he knows we're home. So I wonder if I could even get my my parents or my in-laws to drop something because they're going to come over and decorate anyway. We can't.

We can. It's not a bad pitch. Here's something I want to think about happening early. Your baby's not coming until February. It's October, November, December, January, February. So we got a little bit of time. Yeah. Maybe there is a way to write an anonymous note and tape it on Sunny's door.

What are we saying there? No visitors when the babies come. afraid How anonymous can that be? From you're right From here I'm in a very active neighborhood Who else is writing that note? Look, it's a bad pitch

But what I'm trying to get to is this You like the notes on the door. I get it Here's what I like I want him to know No one's mad at you Get your germy old ass out of here Because, and I get he's lonely, he's bored, he's watching his beautiful wife disappear from this rock. What a nightmare.

They, when you see new life, how exciting. But Sonny, he ain't part of this family. So we'll come visit you when it's time, but don't visit us. How about this? A note to all neighbors. The babies coming in February, planning on going during during, door to door for anybody wants to meet her once where once mom and baby are all settled in. Katie?

I don't want to go to the door. I don't want to go to the door. I agree. You could also just put up a sign that says no visitors that day if you wanted to be, but I got another one. Here's this next one is crazy because we are playing with house money because Sonny only comes over. I mean, he's like the baby groundhog.

He only comes over. when it's time. Yeah. He makes us, why don't we just try to lay the foundation because I don't know if you're going for like

a cool dozen of kids here. So this might be a problem for the next 10 years. What if when he comes over, which he will, you take a doll, one of your kids' dolls, you have it in a blanket

like a baby, a fake one. I got sons. I don't have a kid's dog. I can get one. Keep going. Keep going. You get one.

It's in the blanket. Sonny comes over once. to see the baby, you walk up. No, dad walks up. Mom's asleep. If we can, if we can lean on husband, great. If not, you walk over with the fake baby and the fucking cloth in the blanket.

He comes over, he wants to take a look. You pull it down. He sees that it's not a real baby, and you wake and go, the real one's sleeping. Stop. The ending was so insane. The beginning was such a good bitch. Katie, he, he,

Here's what I think you do. I think I agree with this already. You get a fake baby before, right? And guess what? Your 3-year-old and you're 18-month-old get to play with it because you're using the baby to teach them how to be big brothers to the baby. That's true. That's true.

And so they learn how to hold the baby. You get a realistic one and then you get them to learn how to tuck the baby in and hang with the baby and see how the new baby's not going to take any attention away from them. they're going to be a whole group but that baby's room is in the living room near the front door and it's just an area where you can say to the boys hey guys does your little sister need anything so they start getting ready to be big brothers the day the baby's born downstairs you set up the baby with blankets over everything only a tiny bit of its face exposed when he comes over you have either your parents or your husband go like thanks so much for coming sunny it means

the world to us and he goes, I want to see mom. You go, mom's asleep, but the baby's over here and you got to be really quiet. She's sleeping. And he looks over at the fake baby and goes, just gorgeous. And then you get your husband goes, hey, Sonny, you're one of the first people in the world to meet all of our kids. And he goes, it means a lot to me. And then he goes, get your old ass out of here. They give each other hug. Sonny checks on his list. Met another baby. He'll never listen to this podcast. Everybody wins. You tell your husband, don't even tell me when his old ass comes nobody's feelings are hurt your kids get practiced with a baby he sees the baby he has no idea the difference you're setting up like a little nativity scene basically

yes you just put a little fake baby in the blankets show it to sunny he's not gonna he's not allowed to hold it and look katie we get we know you now you don't want to do any any extra work but you got to prepare these boys for a little sister because guess what they'll jump right on our head yeah yeah these little animals got to learn rules especially the three year old yeah He murders his little 18. When he murders his little brother, he can't do that with a newborn. Oh, it's so true. Have you met him?

That's him. That's him all over. Gareth and I are then. Yeah, we are. It's insane. It's just, we are chimps. Jake loves chips because we're monkeys. So what we got to do, Katie, is get a little baby doll, start teaching these boys how to be big

brothers, really nice, easy stuff for them. But what you're really doing is you're setting up. a shrine for Sunny to stay out of the bedroom with you and your daughter. Katie, what do you think? Man, you guys think in the best way. I came in here hard. I don't want to come in for the principle of the thing, right? Just the principle of it.

Okay. And now you got me thinking he could come and not meet the baby. I would be laughing in the bed. If you filmed it, if you filmed it, you know how funny that would be? Katie, here's the thing. That's part of it's the worst. Katie, this problem can be solved the easy way. But why not solve it the fun way?

Entiments. Why not solve it by having Sonny look at a fake baby thinking that he just saw his new neighbor baby? And even worst case scenario, if he notices that it's a fake baby, let him walk home wondering what the hell just happened. Because the truth is an inappropriate move. By the way, so true, Gareth. It's an inappropriate move. He just commit to the bit so hard that he's like,

she's lost it. After three kids under four, she lost it. Worst case for you, best case for us, is that he's like, those people are out of their minds. Yeah, but by the way, Katie, here's another thing you can do. And also, when he comes, try to get your husband to film it,

just for the fun of it for the show. but you know it could be really great to have happened if you're awake and you're just feeling like fuck this guy at a certain point move the blanket away so it's very clear it's a doll but don't break and katy if you have any hesitation about filming allow me to put that to bed because you can film anyone over 70 years old and they have no idea they don't understand they're being filmed they don't get it. They hold their phones like that when they text. There's, so you, he can be filmed for this moment. And in the moment, if you're like, I want to just dial this up to 11 just for the show's

sake, please do. But if not, just film him looking at a fake doll, thinking it's a baby, walking home, feeling fulfilled. One last pitch, Katie. If you don't want to do any of that work, you could just play this on a speaker by your door. Get out of here. No visitors. Get out of here. You. The Home Alone bit by the door.

Yes. I literally wrote Home Alone. Yes. We could just record a bunch of, get out of here, you filthy animal. The mother's sleeping. Or we literally could just have you play

the clip from Home Alone on a loop. A.C. said you owe me 10%. Yeah. Oh, gosh. Keep that change, you filthy. I love the pitch. I don't think it would stop him. I think he'd be like,

hey, you've got some weird thing by your front door. Let me come on in. So, Katie, what do you think about doing the baby? I think fake baby's right. I do, too. I love it. I'm thinking a couple things. I'm thinking of a combination.

Okay. Have the in-laws put the entrance by the door. Just put a little note. Mom and baby are doing great. he will probably still come. He'll eat the cake and walk in with it. He'll eat the whole fucking cake. I'll tell you what, if I walked over there and he walks up the porch.

You know what you could say? I love that. Put the cakes and say, please no visitors. Mom and baby are sleeping. If he still comes in, fuck him with the fake, though. I agree. I love the idea that he eats a bunch of cake and that comes. I also think there's a world where if you have a sign that says no visitors,

if he comes in. When he walks in the door, set a booby trap on top of it where water falls on his head. So you really want to fully home alone. You want a fully home alone. He's breaking an entry. I was going to say tar and feathering,

but I don't want to hurt him. Why don't you heat the doorknob up a bunch so that his hand burns? Break a bunch of Christmas tree decoration. Hit him with a paint can. Drop an iron from the second story. My son's cars all over the floor. He gets a slip on him.

If he's breaking, into your home with a note that says don't come in, I want a thing to turn honey falls on his head and then throw feathers at him. By the way, this call's called Breaking and Entemans. Thank you. Gareth, I can always count on you. I was wondering what could possibly be the name of this call.

And there you are. Showing up all the time. Well, Katie, so what do you think, Katie? What do you think you're going to go with you? have a real, you have a dealer's choice here? Oh, I got a plethora. So here's what we're going to do. I'm going to have the in-laws, buy the intimates,

drop around the porch, put a little note. I don't want to put a no visitor sign, just, you know, I don't want to do it. So we'll just drop the note, mom and baby are doing great. Hopefully that triggers something. I'm also going to buy the baby doll because Jake, to your point, my sons are animals. That's right. And they got to learn how to handle a little baby. have it ready that day in the high likelihood that he sees the entomons and goes,

oh, great, she's home. I'm going to go over. And if he walks in, I got the little baby doll there. I'll have my husband hide in the room. This is, I like this play. Yeah. So guess what? First of all, Katie, you're a hell of a guest.

Yeah, great guest. Thank you, guys. And I'll tell you another thing. And this is only because it's morning. for us and I'm a little bit tired you got a great mom vibe about you yeah you know what I mean girl yeah yeah very

you got fun mom vibes you got fun mom vibes you know what else you are is like you're in charge you're in charge yes that's exactly we felt like your kids throughout this call 100% it's gonna be very easy for your kids to be teenagers and go like oh you like hey are you are you smoking vapes yeah

and they're gonna go no but you're gonna smell it all over then they're going to bust them. There's going to be a whole thing. These kids are going to have a very fun go of it with you. Yep. No, it's good. Well, that's a high compliment.

Thank you very much. Yeah, you will. Hey, Katie. Please. Hey, Jake, wait, I got a pitch to real quick. Okay. Why don't we, when we know he's coming over, let's have the husband film or someone film him,

but why don't we also put a phone in the crib recording facing upwards so we get the baby POV? And this is just me being greedy, if possible. I love it. Either way, we just want it to be filmed. But what matters most is that Sunny walks back, either A, thinking he's seen a baby or B thinking, I'm never going over there again. Yeah.

And the other thing that I want for sure is this is a really weird request. I would like this community to meet your daughter before Sunny. Maybe. I don't even know what that. That means... I don't even guess what? Sonny's trying to be first. Let's beat it.

We got thousands of people. Can we send your baby around like my vest? We got a guy in Greenland. Can we send your baby? I've had thousands of people to meet my baby already. You're so late. These are thousands. There's a guy in Greenland who met my baby before you.

He said, we'll drive it around in the van. Yeah. Hey, Katie, follow up with us, please. Seriously. And good luck. I absolutely will. Thank you guys. Thank you.

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Hello. Hi. Hi, how are you? I'm doing good. How are you guys? Great. Thank you. Welcome to the show.

Can we get your name, please? Sure. My name's Katie. Hi, Katie. And where are you calling from, Katie? I am calling from Phoenix. Come from Phoenix. And Katie, we've kind of been bringing back the questions for the

audience. Let me ask you this. Let's say you are, you lose your phone. You don't know where it is. You had it that day. What's the first thing you do in order to try to locate it? Honestly, probably not the most efficient answer, but I would just go blindly searching through my house, assuming it's like in the refrigerator or something. Okay. You search the house. It's not there then what but it's not in my house you knew you headed it you were out earlier but you don't know how to get back to where you were out you were out at a restaurant somebody took you too too yeah and you don't even know where it was you're in a strange city okay you know what i would do what i would do is find a buddy and i would have them call my phone how are you going to tell him oh shoot well i

check down maybe a stranger i'm alone in a hotel no one else is there yeah we changed it yeah And you're tired. You work 14 hours. And you're flying the next day. It's like an unsolvable problem. No, they're not. No, they're not. Okay, okay.

Okay. Okay. Thank you, Katie. No, no, Katie. That's good enough. We appreciate it. Jake, when I'm quite a mission. All right, Katie, what, uh, Katie from Phoenix?

What can we do? What's going on? Okay. So just quick backstory. Um, I got a tattoo of a dog on the back of my arm about a year ago. Same with care. And it's like one of those, what was that? Same with Gareth.

Mm-hmm. Put the front of his arm. Really? Mm-hmm. Maybe it's, maybe we're matching. Maybe. I don't think so, though. Um, so it's like one of those single line tattoos.

So it basically looks like the outline of a dog sitting down. Okay. And I got this specific one because the shop was doing a flash tattoo fundraiser for the animal shelter. And this one looks a lot like my actual dog. Um, so problem is that from a bit of a distance and like especially, if I'm wearing a shirt that covers the top of the tattoo, which I have to wear at work, by the way. People keep thinking that my tattoo is a penis.

I was hoping. I was hoping we'd get to see this tricep. Holy shit. It looks like a penis. And not only does it look like a penis, Jake. Wait, Jake, not only does, can you zoom in again there for us, Nat? Not only does it look like a penis, Jake. I know.

There's a tail on the dog, which makes it looks like a tongue or something else is coming out of the penis. Yeah, and that's people's follow-up question all the time. They're like, I thought it was a penis, but then I was really wondering what was dangling from it. Okay. I mean, this really looks like a penis. Actually, Katie, will you describe exactly what the tattoo looks like for our commuters and our audio listeners who are not near IG or our website? Wow. sure so it looks like as if the dog was sitting down and you were looking at it from the back and then it's like the outline of the dog so it's got its tail at the bottom it's like round and bulbous at the bottom like the dog's hip and then it comes up you see the ears and everything it's like a whole outlet the way they do the hips when you look at the whole thing it works but those are also the things around the head of an uncircumcised penis it's yeah i

It looks just like a penis. Katie, it's a real problem. I mean, this is a great problem. It's a pickle. It is a real pickle ball. I wouldn't call this one a pickle. Okay. It isn't a pixel whopper.

I would choose another term. Boy. So what, I mean, how long have you known this is going on and have you come up with any? Day one with a shirt and someone goes, why have you have a penis on your arm? Have you come up with any? Have you come up with any? resolutions of your own i mean i'm excited to pitch on it but it is you're right your instincts are right gareth we need a what katy what have you done when you what was the first thing who was the

first person that let you know and made you go our shit it looks like a penis when i'm at work what was that yeah so no so when i first got home honestly when i got the tattoo i was looking at it like from my kitchen there's a mirror kind of far away and i was like oh shoot that looks like a penis i said something to my fiance everyone else was like no it looks fine And then the first time someone said something to me, I was visiting a friend for her birthday and her husband was like, your tattoo looked like a penis. Oh, no.

By the way, that person's a good friend. Yeah. Yes, I agree. I agree. And then I got a new job. I'm a nurse. I work at a hospital.

I got a new job four months ago. Since starting there, when I wear this work t-shirt that covers the top, four different people have said something to me now. So I now cuff my shirt at work so that you can see the whole thing. It's slightly better, but not great. Understood. And you don't need, we have to figure this out. Yeah, and like my dog has, oh, go ahead. No, you go.

I was going to say, my dog has like these two spots on his butt. They're like little brown spots. And so my friends have suggested getting bad at it. We're not putting little warts on the penis. No, we don't want to make it worse. You don't dress up the penis. That's never the right idea. No more. No, you don't want an infected penis. Yeah. It is just going to look like a herpied penis.

Why would a nurse have a herpied penis? I mean, if any, I can. patient could have it. You could be like, I'm the best at this. But you don't want to be in a hospital and then you're like, my nurse has a penis on her arm, and it has an infection. No. And if six people have already said

something to me, like in my, since I've had it, there's so many more that have not said something, but noticed it. I think this is right. All right, I'm going to start. Okay. What's your dog's name? His name is sticks. Like the band or like the rivers. Small sticks. Sticks is not helpful.

with my picture. St. Y, X, Y, X. He had that name when we adopted him. You want to put sticks. The name, Sticks the dog, and under it. Yeah. Okay. I don't love it, but I hear you. Well, I don't love that it's named Sticks because it sounds like a way to say penis in some way.

Well, his nickname is Hog. Yeah. So what do you think about a tattoo on a tattoo? A tattoo on a tattoo? Yeah, like here was my face, though. I mean, I'm fine. I'm open. into all ideas. Okay, so here's what I was thinking. Natalie, can you please put up the photo

of the penis? If you take where those hips are, they're inside those little circle hips and you draw a line on either side and create a horizon and do a little shading, you could make it seem if you add a little color like he's sitting at the park. like under oh i see what you're saying so you go from the hips you do a horizontal line and then you shade up a little bit and you color in the dog so what color is what color is sticks what does he look like he's mostly white and then he has some brown so i would white and brown with a little bit of like a grassy thing he's sitting on and the horizon is like or you do a beach with the ocean so right now a couple balls near him nope right now because what you're just looking at

is a weird drawing it just looks like a dick i think you're going to have to color in and bring out the dog on the art of it so that he's sitting on grass he's looking at something and the whole thing could finish right above his ears i'm not talking about a huge tattoo you know yeah and they could do it in an artful way where like the colors fade so you don't need the whole thing whole wrap around. You don't need a whole sleeve. I think we just need some color and we need to change it around. You know, what really penises the dog's ass is the two little loopdies where the tail forms because that makes it look like the urethra. Oh, that there. Interesting. That makes it look like the midas, I believe is the medical term. So that is your problem zone. I'm trying to think if

you shade it, if there was a way to, like, if you kind of drew a line there, does that make it a lot less dickish? I don't know. I don't know either. It's hard to see. You might want to start. Do you have any other animals? No, just the dog.

I'm not, I wouldn't do another different animal near it. I was thinking you could put a cat near it or something, but I think Jake's right. I mean, I don't want to say it. it's really the fact that it's outlined really cocks it up and it's where like you said it's that one where you kind of do the tattoo needle was on you

the entire time so it was never lifted up so there's a couple loop dees that really just make it look like the head and then the hole you know what another thing that you could do if you didn't want to do my exterior thing

you could I'll tell you what would change it to me is if it got filled in with color. Oh, that's kind of what I thought you were going with a little bit as well. I was, but I meant the X, you might be able to do it without the X2, without the landscape and just have somebody go in and fully make it look like a dog with the exact colors and get somebody who's good who can make it look like hairs. Penises don't have dog hairs on them.

If you got, if the looped, if the loops were shaded in. And that, I think, goes on. And the tails, shade, I think that goes a long way. And the other thing is I am getting married next year. So it's like I'm scared of making it worse for wedding photos. Yeah, I agree with this because I assume you're going to be sleeveless in that gown. Am I correct? You are correct.

Okay. Jesus Christ, Katie. You got yourself in a situation here. Look, we've got it there already. it, I agree, I hear you on, but what color is your dog? Here's what I need to see. Before you ask that question, Gareth, because it is the same question. Can you send Natalie the photo that was the inspiration for the tattoo of the dog?

Oh, yeah, sure. Because let's see what the actual dog looks. Well, there wasn't, was it? You said it was Flash. Was it my Flash? Yes. Well, it wasn't an inspiration. That's true, but it does look a lot like the actual dog.

Now we're saying, so send us, send us a dog picture. It means that the artist already has these drawings done, and they just put them on as many people as want them. So there could be, like, kind of the people with this exact same tattoo walking around with penises on their arms. Jesus. Yeah. It's the placement. It's that you did it. It's the placement.

It's right there on the tricep. It's not great. But let's see if we can see a picture of the dog. If we get a photo of your dog and we can see the colors, you know, and Natalie, jump in on this one, you're attached. too expert? I don't think I'm an expert. I would say this one's fucked and you should just pick something else that's

bigger and darker that will go over it. Interesting. This is a mad attack. You do an attack. You have another animal that you like more. Let's say you're in the jungle. Yeah, if you're in the jungle.

What animal do you want to see? Make it that one. I think I think coloring in the dog is going to do I think that would solve it. I think that would solve it. But let's take us, so this one, but go ahead, Katie. Well, we got to see the dog because imagine a colored in dog, but only the bottom half.

It might just look like a strange-ass dick. Color the whole dog. Katie, are you sending that dog or are we? Yeah, I'm working on it right now. Okay. Because I just want to see it. I think there, because there's tattoo artists. You're in the Phoenix area?

I bet we can get somebody who could do photorealistic because if it clearly looks like the bottom half of a dog and they do a very good job, that's a little bit like that drawing to that tattoo is a little bit like Shell Silverstein-esque. It's not totally realistic, but it's very artful. Maybe there's a way where we can almost get like a photorealistic interior of a dog.

So you go, there's no question, that's the bottom half of an animal. Okay, I just sent the picture. Okay, let's see. Oh, yeah, that's going to work great. Actually, this is, I think, may be very helpful because your dog, yes, go ahead, say why. You know, that's it. So the dog is a white dog. It's kind of like a dirty white.

This is perfect. It has on its butt going into the tail a huge, which could only be called brown birthmark. The brown spots. The cowish brown spots on your dog are going to cover up the problem zone. Because it is so dog, and if they can make that white with a little bit of those gray like on the spine. You don't even need to, I don't even think you need to do the white part of it.

I think your skin is the white part of it. You could just put the brown shading on the head of the dog and on the butt of the dog. I would do the white shading. It's up to you. I, I, whatever you think, but I think you could get away with your skin being the color. So it's not, I think you could just do it with some brown shading on the spots where your dog has it. That's going to cover up the pee hole.

Yes, it's going to become something, because that will totally cover up that part of it. And it covers up the, the hip part on the left side too. Yeah. Right. Okay. So now it's your dog. But Katie, hold on, do this for us. So if you're going to do it, have them draw it off.

on you first. Yes. Okay. And then call us again. Take a photo with the drawing on. What you could do is why don't you just. You got to do it in phases here. Just get a marker and do have your fiancé do the shading the way it looks on the dog for now.

Take a picture of that and then let's have a conversation after that. But I think that'll do it. This is going to work. I agree. becomes Katie, do we want to do the white, the dirty white, or do we just need the brown birthmark? You can do both, but let's start with the brown birthmark because it's the least amount of ink added. And you go exactly where that is because that covers the loop, which is creating our, what's the term you use, Gareth? METIS.

You're going to cover up the METIS on the one side, and you're going to cover up the left hip, which creates the ring of the penis of the uncircumcised hog as a goofball say well right doctor they would call it a wopper junior all right let's not do that again so i think the dog is a big fix katy a big fix what do you're lucky with this butt shading i know okay i like that idea i feel like that's a good place to start and see what it looks like yeah i love it katy i'm going to just say this to you and I mean it from the bottom of my heart, you called the right place. Yep. I know.

I know. I feel good about this. We're going to get you out of this. It was probably good for you to meet us. Yeah. It was good for you to meet us. We're going to get this dick off your arm before your wedding. Not going to be a problem.

Thank you so much. This is what we do. Thanks, Katie. Thanks, guys. Bye. This is what we do is so true. This is the show. You've got a penis on your arm.

You're getting married. Let's go. Let's get you out of this. Let's talk. This is the show. Hello. Hi. Hi, how are you?

Good. How are you guys? Good. Welcome back. We know you're a follow-up. That's all we know. Who are you? What has happened?

I'm Katie. I called in about the dog tattoo that looks like a penis. Oh, I was just talking about you. What were you saying, here? I just was, I was, I was, Explaining, like we just said, the last call was perfect. I was like, the perfect encapsulation of an issue for our show is this. And it really looked like a dog.

Yeah, it did. So, okay, Katie, so you got your dog dog dog. So you got the dog tattoo when the sleeve is down when you're nursing, completely looks like a penis with something coming out of the midas. What's going on? Okay, so you guys wanted me to, you sent me with homework to have my fiancé they draw some brown spots on the dog that look like my actual dog. Yeah,

cool. And so I had him do that and then sent them back in to Natalie. Oh, great. So we get to see it. So we're approving before the tat. Oh, and you got a, some words have been added above the dog. Oh, yeah. He had some fun with it.

But my dog's name is stick. So he wrote Dix at the bottom. Yeah. I would. Oh, we're not seeing that one. So we see the one that says bad bitch. It's brown on the ears. He did a good job.

and brown i'm a little worried about this to be honest i agree there's something about yeah so i also sent one from a distance because that looks his main issue that looks like a sick dick that looks like a sick dick you know honestly jake do you want to know what my new concern is uh it it it looks like shit it went in yeah looks like shit looks like a turd it looks like an it looks It looks like an anald You went from dick to turd This ain't it, Katie It looks really good close up honestly

But yeah The problem is not resolved Close up but from a distance It's almost worse Here's the thing It's this helps the tattoo a lot But when you're as Gareth says Which is insane to call being a nurse nursing

Because obviously it's not nursing That's something else But it looks like you got a turd You're coming out of year. Nursing means you're press feeding a baby, dude. Do you know what? It's just. It does.

You're not going to, you're not getting, and I agree. Hey, homeboy, that's nursing. And I just want to say thank you to all the first responders. You're the heroes. I'm going to begs of pots. But Katie, we can't put a turd coming out of your arm. It does look like a poop dick. It looks like a poop dick.

Stop saying that. Yeah. I'm just being very clear with our audience, Jake. All right, hold, let's stay on this pick for a little bit. This is a full body pick where we got the turd dick coming out of the arm. The answer to this is a big no. The only thing that I could think of is this was a thought I had for the first round. But just the word dog and an arrow pointing to it.

No. Or a little puppy. like a smaller dog next to that dog that shows its dog time on the arm. I don't love that. Can we see the one where it goes closer to the tat? Okay. Katie, so you obviously have Garrett's pitch there. The reason I'm really strong against that

is I don't think we want to get like a little bit ironic with like a dog in an arrow. This is on your body forever. Dude, it looks like a dick. Yeah. It looks like the problem is that's my arm. I know. Like if it was on somewhere else, I would not be opposed to the error thing because it's kind of funny.

But it's on my arm is the problem. Can we do something? Can we try something with you, Katie? And that is, can we post just this image and can we ask tattoo artists to see what they can do? Do you care if it ends up not being a dog tattoo? no i honestly don't at all i think my goal is that it looks cool like i don't want a tattoo on my arm that people are like wow that's terrible my dad's one of those people that's like you're gonna regret it and i don't want him to be right so i'm totally forward and i'm i'm your dad so i yeah that's my

vibe with it too gareth has a green bay uh packer tattoo on his arm and when he becomes an adult man he's going to regret it wrong i don't want that happening wrong and by the way katie jake is obviously taking a shot in my direction he's trying to bury the lead here I'm very proud of my Packer tattoo I'm part owner I make decisions in the front office but still let's keep this focused on you

I am thinking is Gareth if we got like a real artist to pitch on it you know how like the tails coming out what if they did all around with different things so that it becomes just something else and beautiful a flower or something's right how about this Jake and I don't want to

drive our producers crazy with this pitch we could take three submissions from tattoo artists and Shark Tank what the... Holy shit, like the friendship game? Yes. What is that terrible show called like Inkmaster? Yeah, yeah, right.

Yes. Yes. We can do... And we get three people to come in. We could give them up... We could say, Winner gets something. I love this. Inkmaster. And Winter gets something.

And we just have three people come on who know the tattoo cover-up business. pitch Katie on three options. Katie Bachelors at Picks a winner. To be clear, this is not, these people wouldn't actually be doing the tattooing themselves. Correct. So they don't have to be local.

Well, actually, hold on. They would, well. Katie, where are you located again? I'm in Phoenix. It would be nice if it's in a Phoenix area. Well, let's have to be. My thinking was, or at least in Arizona, maybe.

my thinking was they just give us the idea and then you could take that to another tattoo artist I like that it's a little weird to take an idea sketched by another artist to a not even I got a question for you Katie how far would you be willing to travel for a tat I mean I'm down to travel I like within reason I feel like I don't want to go to like Alaska but you know I'm willing to travel with any reason, yeah. All right. You know, we have a fan in Greenland, but you're not going there. Well, we can't even locate this person. This person

just listening. This person is ghosting us. It's very bizarre. I'm obsessed. As you should be. Well, I mean, I'm like driving distance to California. Okay. So let's say, also you can get on Jet Suite X,

one of the best airlines on planet Earth. West Coast pitches. We get three people. We could, like you're saying, we could post it on, This is great. And we just have three people. I love this. Me too, Katie. And then you come back. And then Katie films it. She can film the experience on the phone. We could get that, pop that on Patreon, and then she could tell us what's going on. This is wonderful. Katie, are you down for the first annual Inkmasters?

Yes. I'm so excited. Let's talk for a second title. Is Inkmasters wrong? Yes. What if we called it Bar Rescue? What if we called it the Prophet? These shows exist and they're great shows. How about Dancing with the Stars? Now I don't understand. Different strokes. What?

Mr. Belvedere. Yes. Small wonder. Now we are the same age. Wings. Wings. Wings. So, Gareth, what should the title of the show?

show B, we both know you're better at this than me. I call up with pictures like Mr. Belvedere, which is dog shit. Tattoo, and we spell two T-W-O. Oh, Katie, your thoughts. There it is. I like that a lot. I was over here trying to think of puns because I'm a big pun here, and that is perfect. So you love when Gareth throws out the puns, huh?

You better buckle up for this dentist call. Hey, Natalie, what do you think about tattoo? Like, take two? Yeah. Yeah. It's fine. That's for Natalie, that's a 10 out of 10. That is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is that is Natalie's five star rating.

If you, if Natalie goes unenthusiastically, that's fine, you've won. Yeah, because normally she'd go, it's really stupid. Yeah, she'll go, don't do that. Yeah. That to her right now, she's going, wow, is he good? Yeah, yeah, no, I feel it. Hey, Natalie, are you, I feel the praise. Question, are you, Eve Johnson?

Am I who? My mom? Is it 1986? I don't know if we would have survived if I was your mom. Hello, my dad. Look, Mommy, I'll make you laugh. I'll make you happy, dear.

That's the small wonder reboot I want to see. Hey, mom, look at what I can do with my stomach. Hey, mom, what? See this chicken? Watch how I eat it with no hands. I like you now? I am busy. Hey, mom, watch when I pull both.

My ears at the other direction. Ow! Ow! It really hurts. I have two boys already. I don't eat another boy. Hey, watch this. When I run into a little off of speed.

I'm a man. I'm 47. Katie, thanks for the call. Thanks, Katie. Hey, Katie. Hey, guys. My name is Kelsey. I just finished the follow-up with the popcorn king,

and I can hear the wheels turning on the kidney donation idea. and I think the podcast has even more potential than just one person. Many years ago, there was a Graze Anatomy episode. I can't remember the exact specifics, but essentially the one person who needed an organ, their people didn't have the right blood type or whatever, so they expanded it out. And so essentially someone else needed a lung transplant. And so the person who needed the kidney, their partner donated the lung. to the other person, and the other person donated the kidney to them, but they widened that

circle out to almost like eight people. So all of these different donors donated to a stranger, but in doing so, their person got what they needed. And so I think my imagination is telling me that the community is going to want to help more than just one person. I think you're going to get an overwhelming response. And I also think that there might be more people who listen, who need help. And so I think this can be even bigger than you're imagining. Just a thought. We're Here to Help is hosted by Jake Johnson and Gareth Reynolds.

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we're here to help is for entertainment purposes only, all listeners should be adults and make their own decisions. All video episodes of season one are available now on Patreon, and season two video episodes will be available every Monday starting January 20th. Go to Patreon.com forward slash here to help pod. What's going on? It's Lamarne Morris. And Hannah Simone. And we host The Mess Around,

a New Girl rewatch podcast now on Headgum. Now here's the thing. Every single week, we chat about an episode of New Girl. And we really get into it. We get up in there. We get up in there. You know, we reminisce about our time is on set. We share behind the scenes tea.

We react to rewatching episodes that we haven't seen in years. We talk about how Jake Johnson is dog. That's not true. We talk about so many memories we have of working with the biggest stars on the planet. I'm talking Prince, Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodriguez. We're just two BFFs having a good old time, okay? Sometimes we even talk to other co-stars like Zoe Day. Chanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, and Damon Wayne's Jr.

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