WEIRD Here To Help: Fairy Ring Hoax & 90-Year-Old Nemesis
Episode Date: June 5, 2026A caller thinks she discovered a Fairy Ring and seeks guidance from the world's second-most renowned Fairy Ring expert (Steve). Later, t...
Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their suggestions will be perfect, but it will be the best they've got. Jake and Gareth also occasionally bring on a friend, peer or even an expert to help along the way. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.
300 episodes transcribedA caller thinks she discovered a Fairy Ring and seeks guidance from the world's second-most renowned Fairy Ring expert (Steve). Later, t...
In honor of Hulu's new show Not Suitable For Work, Jake and Gareth solve a couple workplace nightmares. First, they confront a rogue whistler...
The guys help an Alabama playboy explain his situation. Then, they solve a case of missing silverware. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 251 "Poop Pl...
Samara Weaving joins the guys to help a private tutor sneak away on a family trip to Florence. Then, they get creative with macramé. Catch Sa...
Gareth and Jake help a feminist set boundaries with her gamer boyfriend. Then, they teach an aging punk rocker about yoga. Plus, an update fr...
Johnny Pemberton joins forces with Steve & Eric to help a caller find a cure for her full-bodied aversion to eyeballs. Then, the guys bra...
Jake, Gareth, and big bro Danny J help a college student gain elite status in a corn eating competition. Then, they figure out ways for roomm...
The guys trick a left lane camper with a scene from It's a Wonderful Life. Then, they repay a Swiss guitar shop owner. Plus, a follow-up from...
Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris are back for more! First, they work with Jake to discourage the advances of a local security guard. Then, th...
Jake and Gareth determine if a caller's parents are swingers. Then, they evict a bathroom squatter. Plus a follow-up from the Popcorn Queen a...
Steve & Eric help a caller navigate the aftermath of an unprompted work trip seance at The Cheesecake Factory. Then they pitch some ideas...
Casey Wilson joins Jake and Gareth to name a showhorse. Then, they confront a sister-in-law who breastfeeds with abandon.See images from the...
Gareth and Jake celebrate the demise of a hair system. Then, they use a Rocky montage to determine the one true Kacey. Plus, a follow-up from...
The guys are joined by guest helper Jessy Hodges to solve a problem in Community Band. Then, they call animal control on an over-eager lunch...
The guys help a daughter protect her parents from negative AirBnb reviews. Then, they concoct a persona for a Ren Faire-themed wedding. Plus,...
What should one do with a cursed pair of pants gifted by one's doorknob of an ex-boyfriend? Also, we talk to a dietician who specializes in m...
Jake and Gareth are joined by Jess Rona of Jess Rona Grooming! First, they educate a caller's dad about the birds and the bees (and the rhino...
Gareth and Jake coach a future reality TV star. Then, they get a little sister out of a "fun run." Plus, the follow-up to Ep 281 "Sh*t Where...
Zoe Lister-Jones joins Gareth and Jake to help undo the damage that Rick Steves has wrought. Then, they get the mustard out of the bathroom.T...
Jake and Gareth deliver a sample to the hospital, without doing anything illegal. Then, they invent an alibi for a caller who murdered her gr...