289: Friendzone Mamba & Forced Update (with Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris)
Episode Date: May 13, 2026Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris are back for more! First, they work with Jake to discourage the advances of a local security guard. Then, th...
Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their suggestions will be perfect, but it will be the best they've got. Jake and Gareth also occasionally bring on a friend, peer or even an expert to help along the way. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.
292 episodes transcribedHannah Simone and Lamorne Morris are back for more! First, they work with Jake to discourage the advances of a local security guard. Then, th...
Jake and Gareth determine if a caller's parents are swingers. Then, they evict a bathroom squatter. Plus a follow-up from the Popcorn Queen a...
Steve & Eric help a caller navigate the aftermath of an unprompted work trip seance at The Cheesecake Factory. Then they pitch some ideas...
Casey Wilson joins Jake and Gareth to name a showhorse. Then, they confront a sister-in-law who breastfeeds with abandon.See images from the...
Gareth and Jake celebrate the demise of a hair system. Then, they use a Rocky montage to determine the one true Kacey. Plus, a follow-up from...
The guys are joined by guest helper Jessy Hodges to solve a problem in Community Band. Then, they call animal control on an over-eager lunch...
The guys help a daughter protect her parents from negative AirBnb reviews. Then, they concoct a persona for a Ren Faire-themed wedding. Plus,...
What should one do with a cursed pair of pants gifted by one's doorknob of an ex-boyfriend? Also, we talk to a dietician who specializes in m...
Jake and Gareth are joined by Jess Rona of Jess Rona Grooming! First, they educate a caller's dad about the birds and the bees (and the rhino...
Gareth and Jake coach a future reality TV star. Then, they get a little sister out of a "fun run." Plus, the follow-up to Ep 281 "Sh*t Where...
Zoe Lister-Jones joins Gareth and Jake to help undo the damage that Rick Steves has wrought. Then, they get the mustard out of the bathroom.T...
Jake and Gareth deliver a sample to the hospital, without doing anything illegal. Then, they invent an alibi for a caller who murdered her gr...
Yeah, Microsoft Teams meetings can be boring - except when they're haunted by Banshees. And how to turn your excessive backyard rose qua...
It's a New Girl Special! Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris join Jake and take some calls. First, Hannah identifies too hard with a caller's we...
Gareth and Jake help a caller convince his girlfriend to go camping in bear country. Then, they create a guidebook to the best fake tourist s...
Jake is joined by writer Sean Clements and actor Aaron Chen from his upcoming movie "The Dink." First, they help a frustrated employee elimin...
The guys help a mom get rid of the pile of towels in her bathroom. Then, they help a stargazer in need of a better view. Plus, a follow-up fr...
Luke and Sassy Scott join Jake and Gareth to whip some callers into shape. First, they set boundaries with a cow-loving boss. Then, they get...
Jake and Gareth talk some sense into a baby boy. Then, they help a caller who just wants to have a snowball fight. Plus, a follow-up from Ep...
Eric and Steve help a caller come clean from a long con possession. Then, a Denver family is moving and wants to bring grandma's spirit to th...